WEBVTT - Things of Summer 0:00:16.600 --> 0:00:20.440 Tour announcement starts now. Hello everyone, it is me Sam 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:24.120 and I am going on tour this summer. I'm doing 0:00:24.440 --> 0:00:28.560 my hour of incredible stand up comedy and I would love, 0:00:28.640 --> 0:00:31.479 love love to see you there. So I will be 0:00:31.640 --> 0:00:38.519 in San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, Chicago, DC, Boston, Philly, and 0:00:38.680 --> 0:00:40.519 maybe a couple more. But if you are in any 0:00:40.560 --> 0:00:44.280 of those places, please please please get tickets. I would 0:00:44.280 --> 0:00:46.720 love to see you all there. And I'm really really 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:51.320 excited because I love touring. Now, so see you there, Okay, 0:00:51.320 --> 0:00:52.320 ANDREWI yep. Bye. 0:00:53.680 --> 0:00:56.000 Podcast starts now. Wow. 0:00:56.320 --> 0:00:58.880 If you can believe it, summer is just around the corner. 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:01.279 And some would argue it's depending on how you view time. 0:01:04.560 --> 0:01:06.120 Yeah, you know, I've been hearing a lot about the 0:01:06.160 --> 0:01:10.039 summer solstice this year. Really June twentieth. They're saying, once again, 0:01:10.080 --> 0:01:10.800 it's on the twentieth. 0:01:10.840 --> 0:01:11.960 I saw the twenty first. 0:01:12.280 --> 0:01:15.200 It's as I was saying, on the twenty first. Is 0:01:15.200 --> 0:01:16.959 the twentieth or twenty first? No one knows. 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:20.080 It's one of those you can't have another debate on air. 0:01:20.080 --> 0:01:22.160 I know I can't. I don't care. I just want 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:23.759 it on record. I don't I don't care. 0:01:23.840 --> 0:01:24.319 It can be the. 0:01:24.240 --> 0:01:26.760 Twentieth or the twenty first, twenty first, it's the twenty first. 0:01:26.840 --> 0:01:30.800 Oh my god, starting right off the bat with a 0:01:30.840 --> 0:01:32.039 big mistake. 0:01:31.840 --> 0:01:32.520 Big mistake. 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:35.760 So summer's around the corner and or already here, depending 0:01:35.760 --> 0:01:38.440 on when this comes out. Obviously we're recording February first. 0:01:39.560 --> 0:01:41.160 Yeah, it's Christmas nineteen ninety five. 0:01:41.160 --> 0:01:43.800 It's Christmas nineteen ninety five, and we are so excited 0:01:43.800 --> 0:01:46.720 for the big blockbusters this year. Yeah, I hear their 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:50.080 introduction for a movie called Titanic, and it's gonna be 0:01:50.160 --> 0:01:52.240 it's going to be a huge smash. In nineteen ninety seven, 0:01:52.920 --> 0:01:56.200 we did an episode about the Things of the Summer 0:01:56.240 --> 0:01:58.320 two years ago, and then we didn't do it last 0:01:58.360 --> 0:02:02.520 year because we actually decided that our predictions the first 0:02:02.520 --> 0:02:04.040 time around were too powerful as they could last for 0:02:04.120 --> 0:02:07.440 two years. But basically to sort of celebrate the tradition 0:02:07.600 --> 0:02:11.160 of you know, magazines back when those existed, and various 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:14.359 other publications naming things this is a song of the summer, 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:15.840 this is the movie of the summer, this is the 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:18.120 accessory of the summer. We figure we can kind of 0:02:18.120 --> 0:02:19.520 take that idea and really run with it. 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:22.200 Yeah, When do you think summer really does start. 0:02:23.440 --> 0:02:32.400 I think summer starts right after New Year's the seeds 0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:37.440 are planted. I think the seeds are planted on February first. 0:02:38.000 --> 0:02:39.720 February first, yes, okay. 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:42.040 Because January is still part of the holiday season. 0:02:42.120 --> 0:02:44.240 Yeah, that's I think the seeds are planted February first, 0:02:44.240 --> 0:02:47.679 and then for each person, each person blooms at a 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:50.200 different rate, you know what I mean. Like, you'll wake 0:02:50.280 --> 0:02:52.240 up one day and you'll be like, oh, and then 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:54.200 that's the that's the blooming happening. You're like, I'm in 0:02:54.240 --> 0:02:57.160 summer as choice. Van would say, yes, so I think 0:02:57.280 --> 0:02:59.919 it's actually completely valid if it happens for you in March, 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:02.600 anywhere between March and July even. 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:03.200 Wow. 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:05.120 Yeah, when do you think summer starts? 0:03:05.280 --> 0:03:08.519 That's interesting? I think June first? Hard really yes. 0:03:09.000 --> 0:03:12.359 That being said, however, you know when June first comes around, 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:15.160 I've made this mistake over one hundred times. I'll start, 0:03:15.200 --> 0:03:17.880 I'll be like, well, summer will come June first, Yeah, 0:03:17.919 --> 0:03:20.360 I'll say, then let's go on a trip June tenth. 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:23.280 I go to a beach on June tenth, and you 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:24.880 better believe it's freezing as fuck. 0:03:25.440 --> 0:03:27.880 I'm cold, I'm chilly. It's not summer yet. 0:03:27.919 --> 0:03:29.639 What beaches are you going to on June tenth that 0:03:29.680 --> 0:03:30.520 are freezing as fuck? 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:33.919 Most or all? I'm popping in. No matter what beach 0:03:33.960 --> 0:03:36.760 I go to, it's cold as hell on June tenth. 0:03:36.760 --> 0:03:39.200 Well, you know, of course, what happens is it gets 0:03:39.200 --> 0:03:41.760 cold over the winter, and so you're actually dipping into 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:44.840 February temperature waters. That's something a lot of people don't 0:03:44.840 --> 0:03:46.280 tell you. That's why you have to wait until August 0:03:46.280 --> 0:03:46.920 to go to the beach. 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:49.680 Well, and you know, I here, I would go to 0:03:50.200 --> 0:03:53.080 Reese on maybe June tenth, and I would try to 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:55.200 have fun. The wind would be whipping and I'd be cold. 0:03:55.440 --> 0:03:57.560 Yeah. Well, what's nice about Reese is that, regardless of 0:03:57.560 --> 0:03:59.680 whether it's warm or cold, you are going to be 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:02.080 getting Earth defects by going into the water. You come 0:04:02.120 --> 0:04:03.080 out you have five rs. 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:05.640 You are not healthy. 0:04:05.760 --> 0:04:08.320 If you're vibrating, you have literally a magnetic pull. 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:11.000 You can get sort of Virgin Mary style STDs. 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:13.280 Yeah, there's literally like silverware that's being attracted to you 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:15.480 and stuck to your forehead because you suddenly are a magnet. 0:04:15.840 --> 0:04:18.159 Whereas the Pacific Ocean, and you know, as I'm on 0:04:18.200 --> 0:04:20.679 the other coast now, that's probably warm for about one 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:22.320 week in August. 0:04:22.440 --> 0:04:24.760 Are you going to the Pacific Ocean? Famously, the thing 0:04:24.760 --> 0:04:27.040 with Angelina's is that they're right next to the beach 0:04:27.040 --> 0:04:28.560 and yet they've never stepped foot in it. 0:04:28.560 --> 0:04:31.000 It's as closed as New York. I was as close 0:04:31.040 --> 0:04:32.960 to the beach in Bushwick, New York. 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:35.600 You can tell the points to go to Santa Monica. 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:37.160 It's crazy when people are like, well, the beach is 0:04:37.200 --> 0:04:39.320 right here. I'm like, don't know, don't lie to my face. 0:04:39.800 --> 0:04:41.120 The beach is so far away. 0:04:41.279 --> 0:04:43.720 Also, the concept of Venice Beach or like the concept 0:04:43.720 --> 0:04:46.120 of something being a beach that just means you're two 0:04:46.160 --> 0:04:48.400 blocks away from the beach at a fancy bakery. 0:04:49.040 --> 0:04:49.360 Yeah. 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:51.360 No one is going to Venice Beach and dipping their 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:53.000 toe in. No, you're going to Venice Beach and going 0:04:53.000 --> 0:04:53.440 to Julina. 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:55.920 No. And everyone's like, have you gone to Malibu? I'm like, 0:04:55.920 --> 0:04:58.080 what are you talking about? Well, that's a whole other story. 0:04:58.120 --> 0:05:00.600 I don't I don't have There isn't actually photographic or 0:05:00.640 --> 0:05:03.200 video evidence that Malibu exists. No one's saying exc like 0:05:03.200 --> 0:05:06.000 the mythology of various of like Joan Didion and and 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:07.400 Lena Dunham end of list. 0:05:07.920 --> 0:05:09.800 And when they show it, it's always a big road. 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:11.880 Yeah. I'm like, this actually doesn't look that amazing. I'm 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:14.400 seeing a big road near the ocean to me. I'm 0:05:14.400 --> 0:05:17.120 also like, so Malibu is for private beaches. Everyone has 0:05:17.120 --> 0:05:19.240 a private beach outside their home. And I bet you 0:05:19.279 --> 0:05:22.240 there's one public beach and it is as. 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:25.640 It literally is like uh, you know, a Darren Aronofsky 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:28.679 movie and they're like people just like just depravity, people 0:05:28.680 --> 0:05:30.920 giving birth on the street. It's like the only people, 0:05:30.960 --> 0:05:32.719 the only poor people in all of Malibu have to 0:05:32.720 --> 0:05:34.080 all go to this one beach. I don't want to 0:05:34.120 --> 0:05:38.440 go there. Yeah, and unfortunately I don't. I'm I am 0:05:38.480 --> 0:05:40.640 not in the wealthy circles where I have friends who 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:43.479 have property Malibu. Yet we are not. There a few 0:05:43.520 --> 0:05:46.400 candidates that I say, give them another five years, we're 0:05:46.400 --> 0:05:47.159 getting that invite. 0:05:48.000 --> 0:05:51.320 Yeah. So I've been trying to like train myself to 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:54.559 not think of June as summer, yeah, because it doesn't. 0:05:54.640 --> 0:05:57.440 It doesn't really give you that feeling until the very end. 0:05:58.279 --> 0:06:00.680 I there's something special about this time for me, which 0:06:00.720 --> 0:06:02.599 is that my sister, my youngest sister, is getting married 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:06.520 July tenth in Greece. Okay, And there's just that is 0:06:07.560 --> 0:06:10.719 just on a selfish level, I'm like, what better gift 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:13.000 to give me than to be like, you literally have 0:06:13.080 --> 0:06:16.880 to plan a trip, a beach adjacent trip on July tenth. 0:06:16.920 --> 0:06:17.480 That's fun. 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:19.680 That's because that's like middle. 0:06:19.360 --> 0:06:21.760 Of the summer. It's not August, which is peak season, 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:23.880 and it's not June, which, as you're saying, basically it 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:28.120 might as well still be Christmas. And so I'm actually 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:32.880 feeling I'm feeling a kind of stress free, effortless excitement 0:06:32.920 --> 0:06:34.480 about the summer that I haven't felt since I was 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:37.120 a child. WHOA, you know what I mean, Because it's 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:39.000 because summer comes with stress, because you're like, I have 0:06:39.040 --> 0:06:42.160 to plan at trips. It will cost approximately five million dollars. 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:44.560 I personally speaking have just wrapped on a bunch of 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:46.600 projects and don't actually have a lot of work coming up. 0:06:47.560 --> 0:06:50.640 So I am not feel like if I didn't have this, 0:06:50.720 --> 0:06:52.920 I would actually be very stressed. I wouldn't be ready 0:06:52.920 --> 0:06:55.240 to commit to a fire island chair. How are you 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:58.040 feeling about summer travel? Absolutely horrible that's what I thought. 0:06:58.240 --> 0:07:00.640 I have no plans, I have no thing going on. 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:03.080 No one's inviting me, not no power Reagan, but no 0:07:03.080 --> 0:07:03.760 one's inviting me. 0:07:04.200 --> 0:07:07.480 And and I'm sort of like, people don't. This is 0:07:07.480 --> 0:07:09.520 something I realized. No one knows where I live. Yeah, 0:07:09.520 --> 0:07:11.720 and no one knows what my plans are true, and 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:13.800 so I'm not I can't get invited to anything because 0:07:13.840 --> 0:07:15.360 people are afraid of looking stupid. 0:07:15.560 --> 0:07:17.480 I do think no one knows where you live. No 0:07:17.520 --> 0:07:19.960 one knows where I live. But the other thing is 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:22.080 that no one knows where anyone lives. And actually one 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:23.840 of the biggest compliments you can get in New York. I've, 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:25.600 by the way, never not lived in New York for 0:07:25.600 --> 0:07:28.080 the past almost ten years. But occasionally someone will be like, oh, 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:31.520 you're back, and I'm like, that's right. Keep thinking, keep 0:07:31.560 --> 0:07:33.440 thinking that I'm always on the go Instagram. 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:34.040 That's good for me. 0:07:34.200 --> 0:07:35.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:07:35.120 --> 0:07:37.080 Of course I back. Haven't left in six months. 0:07:38.320 --> 0:07:40.240 No no one knows where I live, and I don't 0:07:40.280 --> 0:07:42.920 have any West Coast trips. 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:44.960 I don't have my system. 0:07:44.760 --> 0:07:48.000 Sere go in the Palm Springs. I think that your 0:07:48.040 --> 0:07:50.360 Pumps Springs group chat that I'm not a part of 0:07:50.680 --> 0:07:53.680 and I feel okay about is popping off, and I 0:07:53.680 --> 0:07:55.520 think that trip is being planned, and I think you're 0:07:55.560 --> 0:07:57.120 gonna go there and you're gonna have a really good time. 0:07:57.760 --> 0:08:00.000 Then somehow keep complaining about how you hate pomp Springs. 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:02.840 Yesterday I got seventy eight text messages while we were 0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:05.920 while we were recording on a group thread of every 0:08:05.960 --> 0:08:08.280 gay guy that went to Palm Springs last year on 0:08:08.360 --> 0:08:09.280 Memorial Day weekend. 0:08:09.400 --> 0:08:11.560 You have found this group of gay guys that is 0:08:11.760 --> 0:08:14.600 scientifically engineered to somehow be despite the fact that we 0:08:14.680 --> 0:08:16.800 each have different types, both are types. 0:08:16.880 --> 0:08:17.520 It's not right. 0:08:17.720 --> 0:08:20.559 It's really weird. It's like it's like if you cross 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:25.520 pollinated a bear, a Sam Bear, and like a sort 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:30.840 of George intellectual like hipster, like twenty tens hipster, and 0:08:30.880 --> 0:08:32.719 you made them into one person. That's what this whole 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:33.120 group is. 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:34.880 It's actually insane how they're all like that. 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:35.720 Yeah, it's weird. 0:08:35.920 --> 0:08:38.520 And I'm also like, so when you guys all go up, 0:08:38.559 --> 0:08:41.199 this is always the question with them, like, so when's 0:08:41.200 --> 0:08:41.839 it happening. 0:08:41.720 --> 0:08:44.440 In LA No one has had sex since the eighties, 0:08:44.840 --> 0:08:47.600 not to They're saying, God, I wish Reagan was back in. 0:08:47.600 --> 0:08:48.960 Office, so I could do it again. 0:08:49.000 --> 0:08:49.760 So I could do it again. 0:08:50.080 --> 0:08:53.440 I've been here and I know this is a broken 0:08:53.480 --> 0:08:54.120 record at SAM. 0:08:54.200 --> 0:08:57.400 But the horniness of this city, No, it's crazy. 0:08:57.120 --> 0:09:00.040 It's I would say it's the sexual harassment is in 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:01.920 the air. Oh. I go out and I say, I'm 0:09:01.960 --> 0:09:02.880 meet chewing the wind. 0:09:04.280 --> 0:09:06.400 I just went for a run around the park and 0:09:06.440 --> 0:09:08.040 the way that like the most normal people are like 0:09:08.120 --> 0:09:09.719 ripping their shirt off and then they're the hottest person 0:09:09.760 --> 0:09:12.360 I've ever seen. I'm like, what is going on here? 0:09:12.720 --> 0:09:14.400 And there's the sexual people are looking at you, people 0:09:14.400 --> 0:09:16.959 are making eyes. It's weird. Everyone's ready to cheat. No, 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:19.520 it's sick, it's disgusting. I love this fucking town. 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:20.880 So let's kick it off. 0:09:21.040 --> 0:09:23.280 Let's kick it off. I think let's go easy. We 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:26.440 each have various ideas for foods of the summer, okay, 0:09:26.480 --> 0:09:28.640 and these are pretty like straightforward. I would say these 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:32.559 are not high concepts. No, you start, I'm thinking, no 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:35.480 matter what your main dishes, I think, as a side 0:09:35.960 --> 0:09:40.280 braised greens with a little fresh lemon for brightness. What 0:09:40.320 --> 0:09:42.760 do you think a little freshly squeezed lemon for brightness? 0:09:43.200 --> 0:09:46.160 People love to do that yeah, people love to say 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:47.160 for brightness. 0:09:47.400 --> 0:09:49.120 Okay, we were thinking what the word of the summer is, 0:09:49.160 --> 0:09:50.680 and you do have a better idea. But to me, 0:09:50.800 --> 0:09:52.840 I'm like, bright is one of those words that now 0:09:52.880 --> 0:09:56.640 has been stretched in every way in food, in color, 0:09:56.880 --> 0:09:59.880 in mood, where I'm like, we almost need to ban 0:10:00.840 --> 0:10:01.840 I'll say, it's kind of like. 0:10:01.840 --> 0:10:06.199 The word esthetic. Yeah, we need to get rid of it. 0:10:06.200 --> 0:10:10.960 It's like has also a little bit of brightness. 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:16.080 Shocked. It's like how my eighth grade English teacher was 0:10:16.120 --> 0:10:19.520 like weird? How Yeah, Like, if you're going to call 0:10:19.520 --> 0:10:22.360 something weird, let's say why it's yea bright how right? 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:26.040 How do you like a braised green with some freshly 0:10:26.080 --> 0:10:27.200 squeel brightness? 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:32.040 Yeah, it tastes incredible and summary But and then we 0:10:32.080 --> 0:10:33.960 actually didn't realize that we were sort of making a meal. 0:10:34.120 --> 0:10:36.800 I want to put a qualifier online. Okay, so my 0:10:36.960 --> 0:10:41.760 food of the summer is fish. Wow, fish for summer groundbreaker. 0:10:42.520 --> 0:10:45.960 But specifically I want to say fish as an accessory. 0:10:46.320 --> 0:10:49.280 It's like fish in places where you wouldn't expect or 0:10:49.400 --> 0:10:51.760 necessarily even want it. Yeah, they'll be like, oh do 0:10:51.800 --> 0:10:53.720 you want this pot pie? And by the way, it's 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:54.920 like there's all this little fish in it. 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:59.480 There's literally a prawn pot pie that is being promoted 0:10:59.520 --> 0:11:00.800 at a local restaurant by. 0:11:00.720 --> 0:11:03.640 My Really yes, wow, that'shows me Riffin. 0:11:03.880 --> 0:11:09.000 Yeah. No, I think in the way that meat is 0:11:09.000 --> 0:11:11.840 is effortlessly part of many side dishes. Something can easily 0:11:11.840 --> 0:11:15.280 have a little sausage in it or a little you know, 0:11:15.679 --> 0:11:18.080 sort of like a beef tartar. We're seeing that, but 0:11:18.160 --> 0:11:18.600 with fish. 0:11:18.800 --> 0:11:22.200 We're seeing that with fish, and I don't I'm trying 0:11:22.200 --> 0:11:25.559 to figure out the reasoning because, as we know, a 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:28.120 few years ago, it was like martinis and burgers, and 0:11:28.160 --> 0:11:32.760 then it was like anchovies, anchovies, that was happening, fish tinfish. 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:35.160 But now it's like they're doing it with like a 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:37.520 decadence where you're like, I'm actually wanting you to be 0:11:37.679 --> 0:11:40.760 normal yeah, and they're like, Nope, we're putting sardines on 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:43.560 the martini. Nope, We're like doing this to this and 0:11:43.600 --> 0:11:47.640 you're like, this is weird. They keep going kind of grosser. 0:11:47.720 --> 0:11:49.839 They're trying to like challenge you and be like are 0:11:49.840 --> 0:11:51.880 you going to say no to this? Like are you 0:11:51.880 --> 0:11:54.520 classy enough to try this? And you're like, I guess 0:11:54.520 --> 0:11:56.560 you are. Charging me thirty dollars for it, So I'm 0:11:56.559 --> 0:11:58.840 going to consume it, and I don't like it, Like 0:11:58.880 --> 0:12:01.319 it is unappealing to look at. It's an appealing to eat, 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:04.280 but I'm saying, hey, if everyone else is doing it, 0:12:04.320 --> 0:12:05.120 then I guess I have to. 0:12:05.760 --> 0:12:07.280 It's just one of those things that has a reputation 0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:09.120 for being healthy, and they're like, how much can we 0:12:09.160 --> 0:12:12.040 stretch it? How much can we you know, put it 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:15.360 over a tub of mayonnaise and potatoes? How much can 0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:18.640 we you know, like deep fried in fifteen layers of 0:12:19.080 --> 0:12:22.800 batter and still get away with it being fish? Yeah, 0:12:23.480 --> 0:12:26.640 so I give it six months. Now. You had a 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:31.360 we have different ideas for sweet foods. Yes, do you 0:12:31.400 --> 0:12:31.960 want to go first? 0:12:32.080 --> 0:12:32.280 Sure? 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:37.000 So my treat of the summer coffee cake genius. 0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:39.920 My thing with coffee cake when you said this earlier 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:42.240 is to me it's actually crazy. Coffee cake is such 0:12:42.280 --> 0:12:44.240 an old classic because it has all the makings of 0:12:44.280 --> 0:12:47.280 a TikTok trend, like the crumble top is something that 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:50.839 like a random girl in Indiana would come up with 0:12:51.240 --> 0:12:54.040 and then she would become like an overnight sensation. Of course, 0:12:54.679 --> 0:12:57.439 so I think coffee cake could be big. 0:12:58.120 --> 0:13:00.240 I'm just seeing it around a lot. Yeah, and I'm 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:03.439 like something in the traditionals. 0:13:02.920 --> 0:13:07.439 For like cinnamon flavor prophile normal, Yeah, Grandma starin cake 0:13:07.480 --> 0:13:08.440 parenthesi is normal. 0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:11.560 They're not going weird with it yet. That'll be next summer. 0:13:11.720 --> 0:13:15.360 Okay. My dessert of the summer is soft served sorbet 0:13:15.400 --> 0:13:18.599 to share. And this is Unfortunately. I don't like the 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:21.960 reasoning behind this, because I don't support kind of compulsory 0:13:21.960 --> 0:13:25.320 ozembic culture, but unfortunately that's the word world we live in. 0:13:25.640 --> 0:13:28.360 And I think we're moving away from the decadence of 0:13:28.400 --> 0:13:33.040 like just tira misou everywhere, flowerless chocolate cake, ice cream, 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:37.160 sunday banana split, and so people want something that is photogenic, 0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:40.920 brightly colored, shareable, and also has the patina of health. 0:13:41.160 --> 0:13:42.960 And so I think we're seeing like a blood orange 0:13:42.960 --> 0:13:46.360 sorbet that's really smart, or even like a coconut sorbet, 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:47.600 or frankly, even a lemon. 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:50.080 I have a question, Yes, this is a bit conspiratorial. 0:13:50.320 --> 0:13:52.240 Do people actually like dessert or do they just like 0:13:52.360 --> 0:13:53.840 ordering one more thing from the restaurant. 0:13:54.160 --> 0:13:55.680 That's a really important question. 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:01.079 Do you like dessert? 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:05.200 I love? What is your favorite dessert. I love like 0:14:05.280 --> 0:14:08.400 a chocolate lava case. Yeah, I love chocolate chili's. 0:14:09.040 --> 0:14:11.960 I I just feel that, like I've been in multiple 0:14:12.000 --> 0:14:14.319 dinner situations where it's like, well, let's just do it 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:16.600 in a way. We're there like there's a gun to 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:18.400 all of our heads where it's like we know we 0:14:18.440 --> 0:14:19.640 can't leave yet. 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:23.880 But are we gonna get another drink? Not necessarily, So 0:14:23.920 --> 0:14:26.480 you're saying there should be a different thing you can 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:27.920 purchase at the end to end the meal. 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:28.680 Pretty much. 0:14:29.000 --> 0:14:31.800 Yeah, I think they should come out with like a 0:14:31.840 --> 0:14:35.800 little suitcase portable gift shop. Like at the end of 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:37.200 the meal, it's like they come out with a suitcase 0:14:37.200 --> 0:14:38.920 and it's like, do you want a pen? Do you 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:41.640 want a little sticker? We have little pins. 0:14:41.800 --> 0:14:43.440 That's a raising idea. 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:45.920 Yeah, it's like we're raising money for the big pet shelter. 0:14:46.440 --> 0:14:48.960 Also, you know how places have like you go to 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:51.040 the bar while you wait for your table. Yeah, there 0:14:51.120 --> 0:14:52.520 needs to be like and then you go to the 0:14:52.560 --> 0:14:55.120 other the next space after your meal. Yeah, like where 0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:56.520 you don't have to find a bar nearby. You can 0:14:56.520 --> 0:14:58.560 actually just go to that one room inside the restaurant 0:14:58.800 --> 0:15:00.160 where it's like the post dinner room. 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:05.280 Or even restaurants and bars and other places having partnerships 0:15:05.280 --> 0:15:06.640 where at the end of your meal they come and 0:15:06.680 --> 0:15:09.800 they're like, so you have five options. We have partnered 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:15.640 with two bars, one movie theater, one nightclub, and one 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:18.360 you know, a congregation space where you can maybe have 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:19.720 like an a meeting or something. 0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:23.160 It's actually completely insane they aren't doing that already. Imagine 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:25.320 if you were finished and you were like, instead of 0:15:25.320 --> 0:15:27.320 having to go to a Google on your phone and 0:15:27.440 --> 0:15:29.960 in search bar, the restaurant was like, so these are 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:32.400 the six bars nearby that we really recommend. 0:15:33.200 --> 0:15:35.920 I actually feel like this is very like this is 0:15:36.400 --> 0:15:39.280 sort of like millennial childishness where I'm like, the meal 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:42.800 ends and you're let go and there's no safety net. 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:43.960 Someone should be there. 0:15:44.040 --> 0:15:46.960 There should be literally like a halfway house after the 0:15:47.000 --> 0:15:49.320 meal ends, like you're telling me you were this entire time, 0:15:49.360 --> 0:15:50.920 you've been taking care of me. The waiter treats you 0:15:50.960 --> 0:15:52.720 like a child. They come, they're like, do you know 0:15:52.760 --> 0:15:55.000 how the menu works? It's like, yes, I can read. 0:15:55.160 --> 0:15:56.920 They're treating like a child the whole time. Then the 0:15:57.160 --> 0:15:59.200 dinner ends and suddenly I'm on my own. 0:16:00.760 --> 0:16:02.840 I don't think it's childish. I think it's genius. 0:16:03.200 --> 0:16:05.200 I think you know, they're trying to create a vibe 0:16:05.240 --> 0:16:07.400 and this would really help. They'd be like, if you 0:16:07.440 --> 0:16:10.160 want to continue like this feeling, yeah, go here. It's 0:16:10.160 --> 0:16:12.720 also like, you know me, knights are ruined when you 0:16:12.760 --> 0:16:14.520 walk out and you look at your phone for a 0:16:14.560 --> 0:16:17.680 bar and then no one can agree, and you're like, here, 0:16:17.800 --> 0:16:19.480 I know a bar, let's go, And then you get 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:21.400 there and two people are like, this is my worst 0:16:21.440 --> 0:16:21.920 case scenario. 0:16:22.080 --> 0:16:25.640 There should be a shuttle. There should be a shuttle 0:16:25.680 --> 0:16:26.360 that takes you to a bar. 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:28.720 There should be a moving sidewalk that takes you to 0:16:28.760 --> 0:16:29.000 the bar. 0:16:29.680 --> 0:16:31.720 There should be people whose job it is to carry you. 0:16:32.360 --> 0:16:35.520 It should be it's one to one. There's an underclass. 0:16:35.800 --> 0:16:38.480 I'm not in it. There's an underclass in their job. 0:16:38.560 --> 0:16:40.800 They're paid by the state. They carry you from one 0:16:41.080 --> 0:16:42.040 restaurant to a bar. 0:16:42.320 --> 0:16:44.280 That's really just for summer. Yeah. 0:16:44.440 --> 0:16:46.000 People who commit tax fraud. 0:16:46.000 --> 0:16:49.680 Zoron make it happen. Oh yeah, people who commit tax frod. Actually, 0:16:49.680 --> 0:16:52.640 that's a really good idea. There should be more humiliation 0:16:52.720 --> 0:16:53.800 of white collar criminals. 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:57.320 Oh okay, get this, get this. So you're a billionaire, 0:16:57.560 --> 0:17:00.320 and they're like, Okay, I'm listening. They're like, you have 0:17:00.360 --> 0:17:02.960 two options. You can keep your billions, but you have 0:17:03.000 --> 0:17:05.880 to pay a lot of taxes, or you can skip 0:17:05.960 --> 0:17:08.080 the taxes, but you have to like take a one 0:17:08.200 --> 0:17:11.000 night shift of carrying people from the restaurant to the bar. 0:17:12.080 --> 0:17:15.679 I love this. I feel like we could reach a 0:17:15.680 --> 0:17:18.520 compromise here because I'm kind of like, because basically there's 0:17:18.560 --> 0:17:21.720 so much dark money in politics that billionaire billionaires will 0:17:21.720 --> 0:17:22.560 never pay taxes. 0:17:22.600 --> 0:17:23.000 We know that. 0:17:23.320 --> 0:17:25.960 Fine, I accept it, and I supported fully, of course, 0:17:26.640 --> 0:17:28.679 because we will be because of course, yes, I mean 0:17:28.680 --> 0:17:30.000 when I'm planning ahead for when I am one in 0:17:30.000 --> 0:17:33.720 approximately year and a half, I am, but I am 0:17:33.800 --> 0:17:36.560 interested in other ways to make them pay. And I 0:17:36.600 --> 0:17:38.280