Speaker 1: What's up? What up? Welcome to Serial Killers, Hold.
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Speaker 1: tis of thee It is right, isn't the same? God
Speaker 1: save the Queen, the King, the king, the Narrow family
Speaker 1: is here. This is very exciting to me because Spencer
Speaker 1: is back from from across the pond, as they say, right,
Speaker 1: and and I hear that you've brought some exciting serials
Speaker 1: all over.
Speaker 2: The United Kingdom for the best cereals, to bring back
Speaker 2: the best, and I made sure to bring back two
Speaker 2: of the best looking boxes.
Speaker 1: Have you sampled a bunch? You have not? So what
Speaker 1: what is your typical breakfast?
Speaker 2: Honestly, I mean back here, I used to have like thousand,
Speaker 2: a thousand calories each day for breakfast. I probably had
Speaker 2: like five hundred calories for breakfast, so I was like
Speaker 2: an omelet. I was able to make an omelet. But
Speaker 2: then you know, I'd have like an orange or I'd
Speaker 2: have cornflake cereal like generic corn flake cereal on the side,
Speaker 2: but you know, not beans on toast. Didn't have beans
Speaker 2: on toes?
Speaker 1: That is that?
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 1: What's the typical UK breakfast? Is it massive?
Speaker 3: Beans on toes?
Speaker 1: Is it like is that like baked? Is that baked beans?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, it's very different baked beans to the
Speaker 1: ones over here. Yeah, they saw that in America and
Speaker 1: the four It doesn't taste. Isn't that imported?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it still doesn't.
Speaker 1: That's a turquoise and black can Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: If you do that though on a baked potato with
Speaker 4: melted mazzarella che potato, My gosh, it's so good. Oh
Speaker 4: chatter anything.
Speaker 1: Chatta on a potato? Yeah, love it all right. So
Speaker 1: obviously Andrew is not here today. He's he's busy doing
Speaker 1: bigger and better podcasts. So he's down the hall with
Speaker 1: TJ Holmes and Amy Roadblock whatever her name is Roadblock Roadbuck, Yeah,
Speaker 1: which are now part of the iHeartRadio family. So welcome aboard.
Speaker 1: Maybe we'll do a crossover with them, hopefully. See I
Speaker 1: told him, like, dude, when you're talking to TJ and Amy,
Speaker 1: go in there and say, so, you know what do
Speaker 1: you guys eat for breakfast and try to do it,
Speaker 1: you know, but no, He's like no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you know nothing, you know nothing about Yeah. Anyway, so
Speaker 1: let's get this going serial killers in turn because it
Speaker 1: is nice. Let's break him out, all.
Speaker 2: Right, So straight out of Leeds, England in the United Kingdom. First,
Speaker 2: we have Kellogg's honey Bees loops or something like that.
Speaker 4: Have you done that one?
Speaker 1: No? I don't think so. I've seen that box. Oh
Speaker 1: you know? Okay, hold on, we checked.
Speaker 2: The Cereal site for everything.
Speaker 1: Because look, the boxes must all look the same. So
Speaker 1: that is that.
Speaker 2: That's the generic corn flakes that I've had for breakfast
Speaker 2: every day. Is different from this, I'm assuming.
Speaker 1: So do a lot of the Kellogg's boxes there look
Speaker 1: like this. Literally, the entire wall of Cereal is just
Speaker 1: this color. Interesting, it just looks like a wall. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, I just threw it down there with the
Speaker 1: rest of my mask. But yeah, So.
Speaker 2: This, this one is the first one that we have,
Speaker 2: and then the second one. I don't think you have
Speaker 2: this one either, check the website. But Golden Nuggets.
Speaker 1: I've never done. It's really good.
Speaker 4: Don't you love a good golden nugget.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's like, that's like the treasure. Look they what
Speaker 1: to expect from this one according to that box they
Speaker 1: went down under and mind for that. I don't know
Speaker 1: which one to try first. This one looks a little
Speaker 1: bit more boring, so let's try that first. Let's go
Speaker 1: honeys right, I don't even know what that is, but
Speaker 1: it's not they're not even z's theirs.
Speaker 4: Well okay, but.
Speaker 2: Everything in England that they spelled with a Z.
Speaker 1: It's a Z. You know where I learned that from
Speaker 1: the Spice girls. Yeah, because back in the day when
Speaker 1: they would come in, they would go, this is baby Spice,
Speaker 1: whoever the hell her name was on Z one hundred. Yeah. Cool,
Speaker 1: all right, so this is Family's Health, supporting your family's health.
Speaker 1: It's got iron and vitamin D and oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's got one of these cool games on the back.
Speaker 1: Do you know what this game reminds me of? You
Speaker 1: probably remember growing up there was a show called Blockbusters. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you wrote with Alan Ludden. I think, oh yeah, and
Speaker 1: that's exactly little. You had to get from one side
Speaker 1: to the other, and I think that's pretty much it.
Speaker 1: You have to leave. I'm sorry. Yeah, you're checking your watch.
Speaker 4: Diamonds just texting me how bad she feels. Diamond was
Speaker 4: out sick.
Speaker 1: Today, Okay, because usually Andrew's like on his phone. I
Speaker 1: already ripped the top of the box. I'm very upset.
Speaker 4: That's all right. Oh you know how he has to
Speaker 4: open the box a certain way.
Speaker 1: Affection. Okay. So they're a little bit yellow ish, like
Speaker 1: look at look at them, look at the look at
Speaker 1: the color on them. They're a little yellow, all right.
Speaker 1: I hope they smell like nothing.
Speaker 2: They smell like absolutely noting fibers.
Speaker 4: They kind of look like like would you would be right?
Speaker 1: You know what this looks like like when you go
Speaker 1: to the petting zoo and you put a quarter in
Speaker 1: the little machine, right, That's what it looks like when
Speaker 1: the little Yeah, yeah, so this is gonna be so
Speaker 1: this will be spectacular. He's like, thanks, very excited, all right,
Speaker 1: something to go back to the Farmland Fresh Airy's fridge.
Speaker 4: He really does have a fridge.
Speaker 1: Today. We're gonna be using Farmland Fresh Airries organic two
Speaker 1: percent milk. I like to use the organic because just
Speaker 1: because the container photographs better. You know, when you when
Speaker 1: you use the plastic jug and it's like half empty.
Speaker 1: You totally just spit in there by the way that
Speaker 1: one's yours.
Speaker 4: Okay, no problem, yeah, changed, ye, don't make fun of me.
Speaker 1: So would you say that over there is Cereal more
Speaker 1: or less prevalent than it is here? Like you know,
Speaker 1: here the entire aisle is breakfast Cereals.
Speaker 2: I mean it's definitely less prevalent. I mean they still
Speaker 2: it's still a big thing over there, Like they have
Speaker 2: their own you know, brands and everything, but right, I mean,
Speaker 2: they don't have the whole aisle dedicated to Cereal. They
Speaker 2: have a back wall that they just you know, stack up,
Speaker 2: but it literally looks the same. So you don't even
Speaker 2: know what Cereal have the times like a wall.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go, ready, Yeah, the crunch is
Speaker 1: definitely different. It's got that. Yeah, it's.
Speaker 4: Horrible.
Speaker 1: No, it's no flavor, that's right, it's not. You get
Speaker 1: just a touch of honey when it first goes in
Speaker 1: your mouth, and then it's it's very fibery.
Speaker 4: It's more crunchy than tasty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's an interesting consistency. Look, it's not awful, but
Speaker 1: it's not bad. I have to write all these letters out,
Speaker 1: so s is me, d is, Danielle, s p is,
Speaker 1: Spencer and s h is. There's so many s's. You
Speaker 1: all know the rating system. We go five balls, spoons
Speaker 1: or a half. I'm giving this three bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 1: It's not horrendous, not great, you know, it's kind of
Speaker 1: middle of the road ish. Two bowls, two balls from
Speaker 1: SPU and shot. I think it's a three ball in
Speaker 1: a couple of spoons.
Speaker 2: You got to stick to the rating system.
Speaker 1: I mean three balls and a couple of spoons will
Speaker 1: be four balls. Yeah, let's say three and a spoon. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I took the international factor into account, so
Speaker 1: it's it's not bad. I don't there's really no equivalent
Speaker 1: to this here to the other.
Speaker 2: One that looked very similar to the flakes. The flakes
Speaker 2: are very flavorful. The flakes are really sweet and I
Speaker 2: really like them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean this, and I'm guessing that this is
Speaker 1: made over there, yes, yeah, not imported, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: It's yeah UK, Yeah, so it's made over in the UK.
Speaker 4: Cool.
Speaker 1: All right, So that was that was all right? Let's
Speaker 1: see the let me see those nuggets.
Speaker 4: We want the nuggets the underneath here, how many cereals
Speaker 4: there are. There's Devil Dogs, Little Mermaid cereal, more of
Speaker 4: those snoop cereal?
Speaker 1: That how you go back and have more of the ones? Yeah,
Speaker 1: not really. Well, Danielle will come in and pick every
Speaker 1: once in a while, so say which one, which one's
Speaker 1: not stale? You know, She'll go and and grab some.
Speaker 1: But I'm still trying to figure out what to do
Speaker 1: with them. I mean, I don't want to throw them
Speaker 1: out because I feel like it's wasteful. I want to
Speaker 1: keep the boxes.
Speaker 4: I told him he should make a blanket, but he
Speaker 4: said that would be a very hard blanket.
Speaker 1: A blanket from the cereal, or make a big poster board. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's so much, and I would have to keep swapping
Speaker 1: them out. I don't I just don't know.
Speaker 2: What to do with it. Now. Is this?
Speaker 4: Did you have that one granola one?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, listen, I.
Speaker 4: I do listen, but I'm a little behind.
Speaker 1: I see Okay, all right, so golden nuggets. This is Nestli.
Speaker 1: So Neslie does not make cereals over here in the States.
Speaker 1: Uh Nesslie's also owned the license to many cereals that
Speaker 1: you see here, like you might see cheerios or something
Speaker 1: over there, and it will be made by Nesley. You
Speaker 1: know it's not I don't believe that General Mills is
Speaker 1: a cereal company in the UK. General Mills, right, So
Speaker 1: so what Nesslie will do is you know in different
Speaker 1: countries they put their name on on stuff.
Speaker 3: And here's a tidbit for you. I love it's not
Speaker 3: called Nestle. It's like Nike and Nike in England that's
Speaker 3: called right. It's like they make a milky bar, all right,
Speaker 3: so it used to be called Nessl's milky bar and
Speaker 3: this is Nestle's golden nugget. Interesting, it's the same as
Speaker 3: Nike and Nike call.
Speaker 4: And you know it's.
Speaker 1: Isn't really? I thought people just said that, like it's added.
Speaker 2: Isa where I had to speak about Adidas and I
Speaker 2: had to say and I got corrected eight times?
Speaker 1: Is it over there they have Panasonic?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I only say that because do you remember Danielle You
Speaker 1: remember back in the day when we were in Secaucus.
Speaker 1: So today she was our financial person over there. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you remember her, but her car broke
Speaker 1: down on Meadowland Parkway and the Panasonic building was over there,
Speaker 1: so we're like, where are you will come help you
Speaker 1: by And we had we had no idea where she
Speaker 1: We didn't know what she was talking about. So you know,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, all right, he's got a Vegas
Speaker 1: flare to it. Golden nuggets again, no smell. No, it's interesting.
Speaker 2: They look like there there looks like a distant cousin
Speaker 2: of like Captain Crunch stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Very good could be there, like smaller cap'n crunches.
Speaker 4: Cereal.
Speaker 2: Trust me, I've had you guys as well with me
Speaker 2: all over in England.
Speaker 1: Spencer could be our best listener. His mom works here
Speaker 1: and doesn't listen to us.
Speaker 4: I do listen. I just don't listen to podcasts as much.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 4: I listened to my audible books.
Speaker 1: There you go, Spenny, we'd like to reuse the spoons,
Speaker 1: if you don't mind. Is that your one? Danielle, Here
Speaker 1: you go, I'm gonna do that for you. I just
Speaker 1: got milk all over my hand. But it's okay. It
Speaker 1: smells good in a couple of hours, yeah, okay. Nestle
Speaker 1: Nestle's golden nugget, hm hm hmmm. I tend to find
Speaker 1: that the flavor is just not there with all these
Speaker 1: cereals like corn pops. Yeah it is like corn, but
Speaker 1: not as sweet. Not as sweet, yeah, not as sweet.
Speaker 2: But I you know what, I don't want this one.
Speaker 2: I think it's better than the other one.
Speaker 4: This one needs marshmallows.
Speaker 1: Everything needs marshmallows. But the world is a better place
Speaker 1: with marshmallows in it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the they when I was going through Sainsbury's,
Speaker 2: they have like a full bag of marshmallows, and I
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, yeah, Sainsbury's is like the local grocery
Speaker 2: store back there, but you know, I mean past the
Speaker 2: island and they had like a bag of marshmallows.
Speaker 1: Now do the cereals over there have more? I mean,
Speaker 1: are there any marshmallows? Like can you get lucky charms there?
Speaker 2: I don't remember seeing lucky charms, but there might be
Speaker 2: some cereals with marshmallows. But what I thought it was
Speaker 2: was that you know, they sell it separately, so that
Speaker 2: if you want it, then you to the marshmallows.
Speaker 1: But not everybody likes the marshmallow. And just like we
Speaker 1: have the isle of imports here that has all the
Speaker 1: Cadbury stuff and whatever, is there?
Speaker 2: An is there a funny for the American import aisle.
Speaker 2: It's there's some stores dedicated to American imports and they're.
Speaker 1: Filled with people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really, it's like and it's like the normal things,
Speaker 2: like the everyday things that you have around here. So like,
Speaker 2: you know, Laysed potato chips instead of Walkers crisps something like.
Speaker 1: But Walker's is the same logo, right, I love that
Speaker 1: the same company probably if they can use the same
Speaker 1: logos for lay zones it somehow. All right, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go two bowls and a spoon on this one.
Speaker 1: Don't love it doesn't have much flavor, the textures is eh.
Speaker 4: I'm giving it two spoon as well.
Speaker 3: Okay, what do you think, I'm gonna say three bowls.
Speaker 3: I like the first one better, but this is very
Speaker 3: corn poppy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna go three bowls on that. Ye, I
Speaker 2: like it better than the first one.
Speaker 1: I feel like Sheldon is not a very sweet guy.
Speaker 1: You are, you're a sweetheart, but I feel you don't
Speaker 1: like sweets. I agreed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And if you give him sweet and savory together,
Speaker 4: like if I have like if I have a if
Speaker 4: I have a waffle and I put sometimes I'll put
Speaker 4: my frieda egg and then I'll pour syrup. He's like
Speaker 4: so disgusted. Do not like sweet flavor? Oh yes, but
Speaker 4: yet he'll have a pickled onion and think it's the
Speaker 4: best thing.
Speaker 1: But don't mix the sweet.
Speaker 4: So good, so good.
Speaker 1: That's how you grew up. I guess, all right, awesome,
Speaker 1: So we'll be back with one of my cereals right
Speaker 1: after this. It's the right thing to do. Nice and
Speaker 1: we're bad.
Speaker 4: Wow that was quick. Well.
Speaker 1: I usually I like to have that that sounder, but
Speaker 1: Andrew never put it back in, so I just have
Speaker 1: to play a random thing every time, you know, we
Speaker 1: go to break so especially knows that. Of course. All right,
Speaker 1: So I don't have a new American cereal today, but
Speaker 1: I did find a cereal in Trader Joe's couple of
Speaker 1: days ago. I don't shop there much, but this one
Speaker 1: just kind of stood out because the name of the
Speaker 1: cereal just reminded me of Andrew for some reason. So
Speaker 1: go down to the cereal sack.
Speaker 4: Here he's drop.
Speaker 1: So these are tiny fruity cuties. I don't know, but
Speaker 1: I saw it. I was like, oh, thats right, But
Speaker 1: it looks like tricks because for a minute tricks had
Speaker 1: the fruit shaped pieces. I don't even know if they're
Speaker 1: balls again now or if they're back to the fruit shape.
Speaker 1: But so this looks like a very bland looking tricks
Speaker 1: and so, you know, you get it a Trader Joe,
Speaker 1: so you kind of think maybe it's a little bit healthier,
Speaker 1: but it has all the same It has cane sugar though,
Speaker 1: which is good. It doesn't have you know that, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: all the bad sugars. I like the box art. It's pretty.
Speaker 1: The box itself is awful. It's awful because I've already
Speaker 1: torn it.
Speaker 4: The glue is very box etiquette.
Speaker 1: This is this is a flimsy box. This is a
Speaker 1: flimsy box. The over these boxes are pretty flimsy to
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you keep it clean. Nothing was clean. Flimsy boxes.
Speaker 1: They're terrible, you know. So these look like it looks
Speaker 1: like moons moons, and they look like it smells like medicine, right,
Speaker 1: maybe not it's vitamins that or Saint Joseph's chewabowl.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you remember as a kid Saint Joseph's the
Speaker 1: chewabyls that was chalky, but every kid had them, I
Speaker 1: don't think so they have Saint Joseph. But I don't
Speaker 1: know if they still make those kids chewable ones because
Speaker 1: we used to eat those like candy. Yeah, it probably
Speaker 1: should not have that an aspergum? Do you remember aspergum?
Speaker 1: Everybody who's always chewing aspergum in school? What's aspergum? Oh,
Speaker 1: he's not here, Andrew. You know, Andrew's off to bigger
Speaker 1: and better. So maybe we'll see him again. Maybe we don't.
Speaker 4: You say that every time? Thank you?
Speaker 1: This is very citrusy. Yeah, so this is a podcast
Speaker 1: that pressed in. Your other son does not listen to
Speaker 1: no No.
Speaker 4: Because were you.
Speaker 1: Chewing his mouth wide open like a horn.
Speaker 4: I had avocado and I had onion, and I felt
Speaker 4: like I didn't want to offend anyone, so I was chewing.
Speaker 1: How did he grow up in that house? Because he.
Speaker 4: Doesn't eat in another room. He doesn't eat with me,
Speaker 4: and he doesn't eat with my mom.
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, so there are moons, different color moons
Speaker 1: and some things and yeah, okay, here we go. M
Speaker 1: I like it. It tastes like it tastes just a
Speaker 1: little bit like tricks, but it tastes much more natural.
Speaker 1: It almost tastes like a little bit of juice. At first,
Speaker 1: this reminds me of fruit loops.
Speaker 2: But yeah, especially like because in fruit loops the milk
Speaker 2: like soaks into the fruit loop and then when you
Speaker 2: crunch into the fruit loop like explodes with like is
Speaker 2: fruit like milk.
Speaker 1: But that's that's that one's very fake though, like fruit
Speaker 1: lipsirts artificially everything.
Speaker 4: I don't like the aftertaste of this.
Speaker 1: I'll allow you to say captain because you know you're
Speaker 1: from over there. No, it's okay, it's all right, you
Speaker 1: get a pass. Plus you're not Andrew. I only don't
Speaker 1: so sweet and corn and oat cereal naturally flavored with
Speaker 1: other natural flavors. I like that, so corn flour, cane sugar,
Speaker 1: corn meal, old flour, canola, blah blah blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: vegetable juice for color. It's it's all natural, which is nice.
Speaker 4: I don't like it.
Speaker 1: You don't like it. Oh, it's a product of Canada.
Speaker 2: For me, that's sweet.
Speaker 1: I'm giving it four balls. I'm giving a Yeah, I
Speaker 1: like it. I think it's good. It's a fruit cereal
Speaker 1: and it's naturally flavored. There's there's not crap in it, really,
Speaker 1: I mean cane sugar, mm hmm better than the other two.
Speaker 1: It's a two for me.
Speaker 2: Scut, I'm gonna go four bowls.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, ma'am. Yeah, job, it was really good, my ma'am.
Speaker 1: There you go all right. So, I mean, look, I
Speaker 1: think that was a very exciting episode. Yeah, I thank
Speaker 1: you very much, Thank you amazing. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1: You put in your suitcase. How'd you get here?
Speaker 2: Well, we sent it back with well, I brought it
Speaker 2: home in the suitcase last time I was there the vaults.
Speaker 4: Since then, it's it's been in our Cereal vault at home.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean it's great. The boxes aren't crushed. Did
Speaker 1: a very nice job job.
Speaker 4: Yeah, would you have eaten it if we brought you
Speaker 4: back crush boxes?
Speaker 1: I would have eat I would not have eaten it
Speaker 1: if it was opened and rolled down, you know. Well
Speaker 1: then from you guys, I trust if a listener sent
Speaker 1: me a roll down bag, I don't know about that one.
Speaker 1: So please follow us on all social platforms. Serial Killers
Speaker 1: PC uh and and we miss you, Andrew. Andrew.
Speaker 2: I've been on Serial Killers four times and I've been
Speaker 2: on with you once.
Speaker 4: And come on, Andrew, you gotta do better.
Speaker 1: Well, hopefully we'll see you on Wednesday with the Bull Chat.
Speaker 1: That's if Andrews, you know, up for it. Otherwise, what day?
Speaker 1: I don't even know what today is? Monday, December what? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's this guy, this guy. It's Monday. What is it
Speaker 1: the aighteenth? Yeah, So we'll be back with a brand
Speaker 1: new episode Christmas Day because we don't take a break,
Speaker 1: right yeah, So enjoy the holidays. Uh and uh say
Speaker 1: crunch everyone,