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Speaker 1: Well, I invited you here. I thought I made myself

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Speaker 1: perfectly clear. When you're a guest in my home, you

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Speaker 1: your presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff.

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Speaker 2: So how do you dare to surbey me?

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Speaker 3: Welcome to? I said, no gifts. Hello, I'm Bridger Wineger.

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Speaker 3: I'm so happy you're here. I hope you're having a

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Speaker 3: nice day. What can I say to you?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 3: Were here alone together? And it feels terrific. If there's

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Speaker 3: out of your life. We don't need that energy. You've

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Speaker 3: got to remove them. We're here, we're having a good time.

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Speaker 3: Move on from those people. We're so excited about today's guest.

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Speaker 3: I think you're going to be very excited. She's so funny.

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Speaker 3: She's a delight. Julie Klausner, Julie, welcome to. I said

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Speaker 3: no gifts.

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Speaker 2: I'm so happy to be here. Thank you so much

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Speaker 2: for having me.

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Speaker 3: How are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm great?

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Speaker 4: I love your voice. I'm so crazy about your voice. Well,

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Speaker 4: I've always liked you from knowing your work online and

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Speaker 4: you know, following you on Twitter, and and then I

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Speaker 2: I belong to you.

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Speaker 4: I'm just I'm so so into it.

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Speaker 2: Like, have you ever been compared to James Spader before?

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Speaker 2: Or am I? The first one is, I don't think I.

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Speaker 3: Have you said, just like I actually couldn't tell you.

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Speaker 3: I can't imagine what James Spader's voice sounds like in

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Speaker 3: my head right now. And so it's like a I mean,

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Speaker 3: a little bit, but I should have looked up his voice.

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Speaker 3: But maybe that would be kind of shattering for me.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Well, this is what you know. Everyone hates their own voice. Well,

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Speaker 3: I can't speak for it.

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Speaker 4: I don't mind my own speaking voice. It's my own

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Speaker 4: singing voice. I can't stand can you sing at all?

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Speaker 4: Quite well?

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Speaker 3: Oh, but you don't like it.

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Speaker 4: I don't like listening to myself singing, but I don't

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Speaker 3: Oh, that's interesting.

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Speaker 4: It's more about if I'm cringing. It's more about what

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Speaker 3: Right, I've gotten to that point where I you know,

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Speaker 3: listening to it to shut up. You shouldn't have said that.

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Speaker 4: Oh well, yeah, I mean that's neither. Just don't change

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Speaker 3: My boyfriend does an impression of my voice, which is

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Speaker 3: I don't think that that's how I sound. So that's

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Speaker 2: Can you do an impression of him doing an impression?

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Speaker 3: No, I couldn't. But it's almost like a bobcat, like

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Speaker 2: Sounds sounds safe, sounds cruel to you.

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Speaker 3: I'm in a very negative, you know, a relationship that

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Speaker 4: I'm going to send you before I forget, and we

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Speaker 4: don't need to deal with this on the podcast, or

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Speaker 3: I would love to know.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to send you a clip from the Blacklist,

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Speaker 4: in which James Spader's character Red Reddington runs into John

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Speaker 4: Waters playing himself, Oh beautiful at a bespoke Taylor Oh

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Speaker 4: Waters goes pink flaming goes.

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Speaker 2: He goes, No, no, your Christmas show. I loved the time.

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Speaker 2: That's my James Spader.

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Speaker 4: But I'm gonna send this to you right now because

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Speaker 3: Is Blacklist still on?

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Speaker 2: It is? I just sent you the clip.

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Speaker 3: I feel like maybe maybe I do some animation work

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Speaker 2: Do you have any feelings about James Spader one way

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Speaker 2: They're erotic.

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Speaker 4: I I grew up with a crush on him from

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Speaker 4: but to a stranger extent mannequin because he does the

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Speaker 4: He was like the uptight kind of smoking villain who

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Speaker 4: was in David Croningberg's crash about people that are sexually

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Speaker 2: Who's always doing these like sexy things.

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Speaker 4: And then in nineteen ninety nine Secretary, so forget it,

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Speaker 2: Now it's Blacklist. He's older, he's bald. I don't care.

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Speaker 2: He takes off the hat.

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Speaker 4: He is a criminal who turns himself into the FEDS

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Speaker 4: and says, I'm going to help you find all the

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Speaker 4: other criminals on this blacklist of criminals, the big guys.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if he says, if you grant me immunity,

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Speaker 3: So is just kind of a rat.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I guess I've only seen a couple episodes. They're

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Speaker 2: Right, they're procedurals. He is so funny on it. He's

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Speaker 4: He's terrific. It's a silly show. I would walk to

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Speaker 2: I'll watch more episodes of the Blacklist.

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Speaker 3: Maybe I'll give it a shot. You know, I don't

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Speaker 2: You never watched any procedurals.

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Speaker 3: I think those are there. And I think we've gotten

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Speaker 4: Fire of the week, it's ourson this Thursday.

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Speaker 3: How many different types of fires can you put a house?

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Speaker 2: That's my question exactly.

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Speaker 4: It's the campfire, summer camp cooking, a lot of cooking.

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Speaker 3: You've got like a firework explosion kind of thing.

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Speaker 3: And I think there are various kitchen fire. You've got

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Speaker 4: It's less about what's new and more about a return

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Speaker 3: No, Unfortunately, there are plenty of psychopaths who have been

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Speaker 3: Mine? It's just you know, layers. It's like having blankets

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Speaker 2: Wish I could get comfort from a weighted blanket. But

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Speaker 3: Oh you are? Do you sleep with any type of blanket?

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Speaker 4: I do, But I crank the ac and it's it

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Speaker 2: Arctic right in there.

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Speaker 3: That's what I need. I need a very cold room,

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Speaker 3: but I still need something on me. People who can't,

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Speaker 2: Right, Those are called dogs.

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Speaker 3: That's my boyfriend, and he sleeps without a cover. It

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Speaker 2: A couple of questions, more questions about him. But I'll

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Speaker 2: wait a bit. I was gonna say, a weighted blanket

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Speaker 2: for a hot sleeper should just be a bag of ice.

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Speaker 3: That's not a bad idea, douve right. I guess you

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Speaker 3: would have to buy almost an entirely separate freezer for that,

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Speaker 2: I am freezer, frozen broth.

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Speaker 3: Here's what's happening in my freezer. We've got an ice

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Speaker 4: It's not you know, I want you could we listen

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Speaker 4: I just want to hear James Spader's voice. Is that

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Speaker 2: I loved it.

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Speaker 3: But that's how I sound.

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Speaker 2: Yes, a little. It's a compliment. Believe me, it's a compliment.

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Speaker 3: Look it could, I mean there are I'm sure far

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Speaker 2: Uh, that doesn't work. I've tried it. If it doesn't kill.

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Speaker 3: You, This is two redheaded people reaching out to you.

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Speaker 3: James the power here. We've got to get in.

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Speaker 2: Touch with the different goals.

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Speaker 3: Julie and I both have different ideas of what we're

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Speaker 3: What? How is New York feeling? Do you feel like

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Speaker 2: And I love Maya Wiley. And then this this garbage

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Speaker 4: She's a she's she's not she's not a psycho. Okay,

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Speaker 4: It's I don't leave my apartment that much, so it's okay, right, yeah,

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Speaker 5: Right.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's the magic, you know, the magic of the

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Speaker 2: Ternet exactly and you could feel like you're part of it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it mean, the Internet just keep getting better every year.

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Speaker 2: It's better every day.

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Speaker 4: I remember saying to someone I love the Internet, like

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Speaker 3: Ago, right, and now it just feels like we're on

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Speaker 2: Explosive diary, of course, Yeah, that one.

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Speaker 3: That's a beautiful metaphor for the Internet, I guess. So.

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Speaker 3: Is he hosting that thing?

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Speaker 3: Who on the show had the diarrhea?

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Speaker 3: Of course, my only experience with the slip and slide

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Speaker 2: You harmed her.

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Speaker 3: I harmed her. It probably looked like an attempt on

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she was kind I mean that name is kind

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Speaker 4: Again like ten or twelve years ago, before the internet

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Speaker 2: And she was talking about like waxing versus shaving versus

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Speaker 3: Oh no, oh, yes, that is horrible for both of

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Speaker 4: Patti Stanger talking about waxing herself into a Brazilian in

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Speaker 4: She'd have these young women come in and looking at

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Speaker 4: And and she'd and she'd say to redheads, like dye

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Speaker 3: Like shit, patty eat shit.

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Speaker 2: Kill everyone now advocate cannibalism, eat shit.

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Speaker 3: This is the thing that is actually for a redhead,

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Speaker 3: Absolutely not, I'm not. I mean I'm teetering on. I

450
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:34,359
Speaker 3: mean physically, I'm maybe wigs. I have worn wigs, and

451
00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:36,120
Speaker 3: I always look out of my mind?

452
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:37,480
Speaker 2: What kind of out of your mind?

453
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:40,080
Speaker 4: Because I'll say from personal experience, I look a lot

454
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,240
Speaker 4: better with a dark wig than a blonde wig.

455
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:45,200
Speaker 2: A blond wig I look like, you know, a specter.

456
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,720
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I look so sick. And a blonde wig

457
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:52,040
Speaker 3: I look like I'm ready to give you something, some

458
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:57,080
Speaker 3: sort of disease, some kind of like a real rare

459
00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:03,000
Speaker 3: illness that like came to Earth on an asteroid. Right, sure, yes, uh,

460
00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:07,080
Speaker 3: I think a darker wig makes more darker for redhead

461
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:07,960
Speaker 3: does make more sense.

462
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it depends on the redhead.

463
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,160
Speaker 4: I guess if you already sort of have like very

464
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:17,720
Speaker 4: blonde lashes and eyebrows and are kind. But although blondes

465
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:21,240
Speaker 4: make great redheads, I think Christina Hendricks is naturally blonde.

466
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,840
Speaker 3: And yeah, she looks like a natural redhead.

467
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, she's a redhead.

468
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,600
Speaker 3: And then she was kind of exposed. She was in

469
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:32,159
Speaker 3: that ever clear video or something as a belong We

470
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 3: all were, we.

471
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,320
Speaker 2: All videos at one point.

472
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:39,320
Speaker 4: By the way, imagine how how how that how great

473
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:41,200
Speaker 4: it would be if that's your most embarrassing thing that

474
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 4: someone like revealed about you, Like you were like, you know,

475
00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:46,880
Speaker 4: you were like a hot chicken a rock video once

476
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,320
Speaker 4: and you had blonde air instead, right, and you're like

477
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,480
Speaker 4: you're but you were gorgeous.

478
00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:57,840
Speaker 2: In a different way. Oh, got geez, must be nice.

479
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:03,280
Speaker 3: Oh, Julie thinking, I mean speaking of humiliating things that

480
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,880
Speaker 3: have happened in people's lives and things that have kind

481
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:10,399
Speaker 3: of just made them look bad. Yes, look, you agreed

482
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:11,960
Speaker 3: to be on this podcast. Recently.

483
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:13,440
Speaker 2: I approached you.

484
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 3: I beg you, you begged. There were multiple phone calls.

485
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:20,080
Speaker 2: I asked you to be on. I didn't sit around waiting.

486
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,080
Speaker 2: I was like, I want to be on your podcast.

487
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,080
Speaker 3: More people need to ask to be on podcasts.

488
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 2: They don't. I want to be special.

489
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,160
Speaker 3: Everyone followed Julie's example.

490
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,040
Speaker 2: Don't you accept? Okay?

491
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:37,560
Speaker 3: Except this podcast could not be more clear in its rule.

492
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:43,159
Speaker 3: I said no gifts. There are four words. There is

493
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:46,440
Speaker 3: that right? I said no gifts. One of the you know,

494
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:50,560
Speaker 3: the operating word being no that said, so you agreed

495
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:52,560
Speaker 3: to be on, and I was so excited. I love Julie.

496
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:55,880
Speaker 3: I think she's so funny. We never talked, so let's

497
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:59,639
Speaker 3: get into it. And then about a week ago, I

498
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 3: get an an envelope in the mail, a purple envelope,

499
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,480
Speaker 3: and I didn't know what it was. I had no

500
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:09,960
Speaker 3: idea what I was looking at. I do host the show,

501
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 3: and so you know, you know, you occasionally get mysterious

502
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 3: things in the mail, and so I have my boyfriend

503
00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:18,399
Speaker 3: open them to see, you know, is it anthrax? Is

504
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,800
Speaker 3: it a bomb? This kind of thing? He told me

505
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 3: It was neither of those. He told me he thought

506
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,639
Speaker 3: it might be a gift from Julie Klausner. It was unclear.

507
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 3: There was no name or anything.

508
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 2: So I do have this.

509
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 3: Purple envelope here, which I don't know what's happening in here.

510
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,879
Speaker 3: It's kind of one of these little thin what is

511
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,679
Speaker 3: this called. It's almost like reverse bubble rap.

512
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a little pouch like an Etsy like

513
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,880
Speaker 4: environmentally friendly kind of on like padded envelope.

514
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:55,680
Speaker 3: Right, And so I'm just wondering, is is this a

515
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 3: gift for me?

516
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 2: Yes?

517
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:06,000
Speaker 3: Should I open it? Here on the show. Yes, okay,

518
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm going to dip into.

519
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,840
Speaker 2: Do you think that the purple is significant?

520
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:15,440
Speaker 3: I will say, I've never seen this color of envelope before.

521
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,480
Speaker 2: Do you think it connects to the gift?

522
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:23,080
Speaker 3: I mean, I hope so. But what would that be? Blueberries, grapes?

523
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,119
Speaker 3: What are we? What things are purple in the world?

524
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,120
Speaker 2: I like that blueberries is your friend?

525
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:39,240
Speaker 3: Blueberries? Blueberries, they're dark blue. They're a dark blue that

526
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:42,159
Speaker 3: can you know, kind of be a purplish.

527
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:43,800
Speaker 2: Variant depending on if there's masts.

528
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:47,520
Speaker 3: Well, and I will say, you know, in Willy Wonka,

529
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 3: violet eats the gum and they say violet, you're turning

530
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 3: not blue? She does say she's eating blueberry.

531
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:55,159
Speaker 2: Violet, you're turning violet?

532
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 3: Right, So I feel like I do.

533
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,880
Speaker 2: Have you have the Wonka.

534
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,679
Speaker 3: Cinema on my okay?

535
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 4: Sure?

536
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:06,639
Speaker 3: If the world of film is definitely on my side, okay,

537
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:09,320
Speaker 3: copy that. So this shows kind of a lack of

538
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 3: imagination on my part that I start with blueberries grapes

539
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:13,200
Speaker 3: and then shut down.

540
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 2: You're good, You're good.

541
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to dip in and we'll see what's happening. Well,

542
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,440
Speaker 3: let me ask you, does it have something to do

543
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 3: with what's happening in the envelope. Yes, it would be

544
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 3: funny if you brought that up and then it didn't.

545
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 2: I don't know, or it could it could be not funny.

546
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:32,280
Speaker 5: I'm sure things like that have happened on podcasts where

547
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:33,400
Speaker 5: things go to dead ends.

548
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 2: I can't think of this thing, for example, in my

549
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 2: in my case, but certainly not on MyD I've heard

550
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 2: of it happening.

551
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:43,680
Speaker 3: Everything here is just a constant, smooth road of comedy

552
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:48,480
Speaker 3: and pleasurable conversation. So I'm going to dip in here

553
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 3: see what's happening. Oh, I will say, I do have

554
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,440
Speaker 3: a before I even now my hand is in the envelope.

555
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 3: There is a hint. The return address is from something

556
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 3: called batches, oh patches. So unless that's your pseudon hym

557
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 3: and that you're operating out of Buena Park, California, I

558
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 3: assume this has something to do with batches, oh patches.

559
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:18,159
Speaker 5: That close, this is from batches, oh patches, So I

560
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,120
Speaker 5: assume it has something to do with batches, oh patches.

561
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 3: Now we're giving so much free advertising to Batch's O patches, they've.

562
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 2: Only done well by me. Unless it reached.

563
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 4: Actually, I don't know, because if you could reach it

564
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 4: and it could be something different, But I don't think

565
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 4: it will be.

566
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 3: I'll just pull a dead leaf or something. Okay, I'm

567
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 3: holding something, I'm pulling it out. Oh, it's a famously

568
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 3: purple thing. Grimace, Grimace as I mean I immediately my

569
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 3: mind is just kind of spinning Grimace as we all

570
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 3: know from McDonald's. I don't know if Grimaces arelive or

571
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 3: dead at this point. I haven't seen a McDonald's commercial

572
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 3: feature in Grimace in decades.

573
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 5: Grimace died famously. He was like that movie Christine. He

574
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 5: shot himself in the head on live television.

575
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:17,240
Speaker 3: You missed that in the middle of a commercial. Oh god,

576
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 3: he was killed in a shootout with the Hamburger.

577
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 2: Eccohol is going to play him.

578
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 3: Grimace. Listener, you will recall this kind of the shapeless

579
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 3: purple freak that you would see.

580
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 2: In the if I may Bridger. He's schmoo shaped.

581
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 3: Shmoo shape? What does that mean?

582
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 2: Do you know what a schmoo is?

583
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 3: No? I have no idea.

584
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 4: From Little Abner, the no comic Have you heard of

585
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 4: Little Abner? I don't comic strip from the I want

586
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 4: to say, like twenties.

587
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 3: Or something little I'm gonna look this uparately lit or Lil.

588
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 2: Abner, and they made a musical based on it. There's

589
00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 2: a character called a shmoo hm oh, and they're like

590
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 2: little they're kind of like a morph. They're like jiggly

591
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 2: sort of pear shaped creatures. And the thing about a

592
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 2: shmoo is that a shmoo really wants you to eat them.

593
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 2: They'll jump into pans for you and they'll be like,

594
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 2: eat us, please eat us. They're the ultimate like doormat submissives.

595
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 3: Does anyone ever eat a shmoo?

596
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 2: I don't know.

597
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 4: I would hope so, I would hope so be sad

598
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 4: if that's all they wanted. And they know, especially in

599
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 4: a musical, you don't want to sing.

600
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 2: And I want song and not have it pay off

601
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,720
Speaker 2: and not get eaten. But but Grimace, it's all just

602
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 2: to say that I have a theory. Grimaces a shmoo

603
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:40,640
Speaker 2: or at least related to to schmoos. And then as

604
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 2: far as like, come on, he has a shape. He's

605
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 2: like he want to just.

606
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 3: Call it a pair, and he is kind of a

607
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:53,160
Speaker 3: pear shaped or like bell shaped. Yeah, yeah, yeah, potato shaped,

608
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 3: which is kind of famous, famously shapeless. Uh, those are

609
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 3: the three things I'm now just this is the podcast

610
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 3: where I try to name things and kind of burn

611
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 3: out around.

612
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 5: Two or three, and then you get stubborn about the

613
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 5: original thought, which is that he's shapeless.

614
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 3: Just kind of take a while the first place. You know,

615
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 3: I was right all along, Grimace. I just want some

616
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 3: sort of explanation as to why this was sent to me.

617
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 2: It's very awfully defensive. Uh wait to say thank you?

618
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 3: Is this a comment on my body? Is this a Juliet?

619
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 3: That's fine if it is, Bobby, Why did you send

620
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 3: this to me? I don't know.

621
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 2: I think Grimace is funny.

622
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 3: He is.

623
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 2: He's funny.

624
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 3: You know, it's weird. I'm now saying he but I

625
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 3: always kind of maybe just the fact that I haven't

626
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 3: seen him in years, I kind of assumed he was

627
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 3: a woman, but I don't think that's right. I think

628
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 3: he had a male voice, right, he does.

629
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 2: And so I don't know how much you know about

630
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 2: McDonald land lore.

631
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 3: Very little I know about Mayor mccheese. I have the

632
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 3: Chicken Nugget children.

633
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh and the hamburglar. That's plenty, that's

634
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 4: a lot. And then of course the clown himself.

635
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you don't even mention him because the name

636
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 3: that will not be mentioned always there.

637
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, Grimace originally was evil. He was called the

638
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 4: evil Grimace, and he used to have more arms because

639
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 4: he was he was designed as like a foe to

640
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:41,280
Speaker 4: Ronald McDonald.

641
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 2: He was, and then they cut off like four of

642
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 2: his arms and they made him a friend. But he

643
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 2: originally was called the evil Grimace, and he had six arms,

644
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 2: and he used them to steal milkshakes.

645
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 3: Why else would you have six arms?

646
00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly.

647
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:00,480
Speaker 4: And then the other thing I can tell you about

648
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 4: Grimace is that he has an uncle who shows up

649
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 4: once a year around Saint Patrick's Day to help him

650
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 4: sell the shamrock shake. And that uncle's name is Uncle

651
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 4: O Grimacy.

652
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 3: Does he look like Grimace?

653
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:12,920
Speaker 2: Yes?

654
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 3: Like identical? Or is there something else going on? A mustache?

655
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 2: What would you guess if you had the guess.

656
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 3: I would guess a mustache in a Hawaiian shirt.

657
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 2: Anything else, you know, maybe like like a very to.

658
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 3: Pay, looking to pay?

659
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 2: He's green?

660
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 3: Fully, I was I was keeping on purple. So he's green,

661
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 3: But the same shape, green is the same shape, and

662
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 3: nothing else is different.

663
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 4: I think he does excessorise, but I'm not sure if

664
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 4: the Hawaiian shirt is part of the ensemble. I like that.

665
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:49,160
Speaker 4: I enter Uncle and my googles it's like Uncle a

666
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 4: Grimacy again, Julie, and I said, yeah, okay, so this

667
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 4: is what he looks like.

668
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 2: He's holding a oh.

669
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,080
Speaker 3: Irish Yes, he.

670
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:00,960
Speaker 2: Said, his uncle oh.

671
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 5: Grimacy, and he's here to promote the shamrock shape.

672
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 4: What did you.

673
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:08,359
Speaker 3: Expect I mean when I say Irish, I mean he's

674
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 3: almost a hateful depiction of Irish.

675
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:15,880
Speaker 2: That looks like that hate anyone.

676
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:20,280
Speaker 3: This is just a lot of assumptions about the Irish people,

677
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 3: kind of layered on top of a monster.

678
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 2: Did you say that he had a mustache?

679
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 3: I did, and does Yeah. I think so he's got

680
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:31,800
Speaker 3: like more fur happening by the mouth than Grimace.

681
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 2: He rules.

682
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 3: Does he have an Irish accent?

683
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 4: I don't know if I've ever heard him speak, but

684
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 4: here he is with his nephew. I imagine he does.

685
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 3: Oh, so he's about twice as wide as Grimace.

686
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 2: I never noticed that that's true. That's true?

687
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 3: Is he the only other member of the Grimace family.

688
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 2: I want to see.

689
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 4: I feel like I've seen a lady Grimace and going

690
00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 4: to look up Grimace family McDonald's. Okay, So luckily I

691
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:08,840
Speaker 4: am now on the McDonald land wiki. Because he is

692
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:11,840
Speaker 4: known for his slow witted demeanor. His most common expression

693
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 4: is the word duh before every sentence.

694
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 2: Oh my, apologies, he had forearms not six?

695
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:20,479
Speaker 3: Okay? Sure.

696
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 2: He has an unnamed mom, an unnamed dad, a grandma

697
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:28,360
Speaker 2: named Winkie, a great great grandma named Jenny Grimace, and

698
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 2: a possible brother named King Ganga, who rules over all Grimaces.

699
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 2: In a nineteen ninety nine commercial, Grimace has two.

700
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:40,360
Speaker 4: Aunts named Milly and Tilly, who Ronald's mistakes for actual aunts.

701
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 4: While on a pick that clown, I swear to God.

702
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 4: While most family members have been mentioned, most heavily seen

703
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 4: and mentioned is Uncle O'grimacy, who comes once a month

704
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 4: every year around Saint Patrick's Day in March to bring

705
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 4: shamrock shakes.

706
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:57,919
Speaker 3: That's far too many characters to I mean people bare

707
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 3: Grimace barely registers as a character himself. We don't need that.

708
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 3: I think you just named eight to other characters. That's

709
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 3: more than most television shows can provide. You with.

710
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 4: I like him and I like his family, And if

711
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:18,800
Speaker 4: I had to kill all of the other McDonald land characters.

712
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 2: And keep one, it would be Grimouth.

713
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:26,839
Speaker 3: Is Grimmoth still active in any of the commercials? Are

714
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 3: any of these characters, That's a good question.

715
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm sure that they exist, but they're targeted

716
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:38,359
Speaker 4: towards audiences that we are not right, I'll just said

717
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,279
Speaker 4: on this, like, I feel like they're not going to

718
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,799
Speaker 4: hang up those costumes anytime soon.

719
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 3: No, you never know when you're gonna have to pull

720
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,719
Speaker 3: that out of the closet or do a reboot or something, right,

721
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 3: get those McNuggets singing again or whatever they were doing.

722
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, or like keep them in rotation in other countries.

723
00:36:57,719 --> 00:37:00,839
Speaker 4: Like I feel like Ronald McDonald was like, weren't there

724
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 4: there's some like Japanese.

725
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 2: Imagery going around.

726
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 3: Of Ronald McDonald's.

727
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, it was especially horrifying.

728
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 3: But and then there was the recent I think it

729
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,920
Speaker 3: was probably in the last ten years, the tried the

730
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 3: attempt to revive Hamburglar as that kind of sexy guy.

731
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 3: Do you remember this kind of the attempt just crash

732
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 3: and burn?

733
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 2: But were they like but that was our point in

734
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:34,759
Speaker 2: an advertising way. I hope not.

735
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,400
Speaker 3: I hope I wasn't duped by some stupid vice.

736
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:39,840
Speaker 2: It's like, I do the same thing you do. We

737
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 2: both write content Like why are you so angry about this?

738
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 2: I didn't say anything. We do the same thing.

739
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:54,240
Speaker 3: Sure, okay, look you have to how you have two homes?

740
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 2: Why are you yelling at me? Right?

741
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 3: You're the person who bought a cool fedora for the Hamburgler.

742
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 3: Right now. This is the thing about Ronald McDonald that

743
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,360
Speaker 3: I always found kind of strange. That always threw me

744
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 3: was that I at least remember him just having a

745
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:10,760
Speaker 3: normal man's voice.

746
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:16,320
Speaker 4: I say, like a normal like very excited man, like

747
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 4: someone like a man that has like too much energy.

748
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he was never it was never like quite

749
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:23,840
Speaker 3: to clown level.

750
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:26,759
Speaker 2: Which what does a clown sound like to you, hey,

751
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:28,360
Speaker 2: boys and giruls like that?

752
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 3: Exactly? Yes, almost like a horn that's been brought to life.

753
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 5: Right.

754
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 4: No, he he just seemed like a really enthusiastic man

755
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 4: when he spoke, and your eyes were closed right, Like,

756
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 4: there were no doubts that he was a clown.

757
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 3: And he's the only one that survived. I mean grimaces talking.

758
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 2: About are you aware of some massacre that I you

759
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:54,839
Speaker 2: keep bringing it up as though they're all.

760
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:58,280
Speaker 3: Dead, Julie, they were all found in a mass grave

761
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:08,279
Speaker 3: spot composition. I wish I would love to go to

762
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 3: that ranch and find it just populated by various McDonald's lands,

763
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 3: kind of just sleeping wherever and going out into the

764
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 3: city at night for their little their little things.

765
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 4: Bertie is the first I think female presenting is character.

766
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:28,719
Speaker 4: She's the one who looks like Amelia.

767
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 3: Earhart right and has pigtails.

768
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:35,000
Speaker 4: I believe, so, yeah, she's she's got her like Amelia

769
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:36,440
Speaker 4: Earhart hat and stuff.

770
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 3: I wonder were these all coming from the same designer

771
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 3: or was it just like there was a well rotating.

772
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 4: They were sued by h our puff and stuffing off.

773
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:48,839
Speaker 2: Their whole thing.

774
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, look at hr puff and Stuff and

775
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 4: look at Mayor mccheese is the same.

776
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 3: Is hr Poppin' stuff?

777
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 2: Hr puffin Stuff? How old are you, Bridger? Are you

778
00:39:58,080 --> 00:39:58,759
Speaker 2: twenty six?

779
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:02,720
Speaker 3: I'm eleven the year old particular?

780
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 2: Look up hr or I will because I can share

781
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 2: my screen, right. So HR puff and Stuff was like

782
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:16,879
Speaker 2: a very have you ever seen mister show the course?

783
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 4: You know the drug a chusets. Yes, yes, that's based

784
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 4: on HR puff and stuff like their whole like aesthetic.

785
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 4: And they had a couple of shows that were very

786
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 4: trippy and they were very like Druggie And they had

787
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 4: one called Lidsville featuring Charles Nelson Riley, which was iconic,

788
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,840
Speaker 4: and it was a character named Witchy Pooh.

789
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 2: And they were do you see do you see this?

790
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 4: Oh?

791
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:52,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, so yeah, that's HR puffins. That character

792
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 3: on some level looks like a McDonald's lame character. I

793
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:57,920
Speaker 3: mean that's why they were.

794
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 4: They were dude and I don't want to say the

795
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:03,400
Speaker 4: HR puppet and stuff one. But they settled out of

796
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,839
Speaker 4: court for a lot of money. So in other words,

797
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:09,120
Speaker 4: McDonald ended up like cutting a check saying.

798
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 2: And then yeah saying like let's just like I'll pay

799
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 2: you to.

800
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:19,400
Speaker 4: Not admit that, like we completely ripped off these character designs, right, But.

801
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 3: Then Puff and stuff obviously kind of uh is now

802
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 3: gone and but no one's ever gone.

803
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 2: Bridger, you seem very like attached to the idea of like, yeah,

804
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 2: but they're dead now, so it's not a problem.

805
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 3: I like, I like endings, Julie clearly, like do you

806
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 3: like do you like goodbyes. I love a goodbye. I

807
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:49,359
Speaker 3: love just a heart wrenching goodbye. Okay, not me, yeah,

808
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 3: this one. I mean, I will say none of these

809
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 3: other characters are looking that much like McDonald's on characters,

810
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 3: but one of them has basically the head shape of they're.

811
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:03,000
Speaker 2: Clearly based on that world. Yeah, mayor, and then his

812
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:08,440
Speaker 2: his like cop brother, his big brother, big Mac or

813
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:09,719
Speaker 2: Big Mac. I think his name is.

814
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:12,279
Speaker 3: Oh, that was another character. There were two cars, Yeah,

815
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:13,319
Speaker 3: there was no.

816
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 2: One was a mayor and one was a cop andros. Yeah. No,

817
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 2: that's no one's favorite character. No one likes that guy.

818
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 3: There's just so much crime in this world. But then they,

819
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 3: I mean, there's a lot.

820
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 4: Of crime in the McDonald land community. It's Andrew Yang

821
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 4: is going to clean it up though. He's going to

822
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,120
Speaker 4: step right in and take care of business.

823
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,319
Speaker 3: My bed is on this garbage woman.

824
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 4: What's her name again, garbage woman, Catherine Garcia.

825
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:46,800
Speaker 3: I'm with you, Kathy.

826
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:50,279
Speaker 4: Look, I think it's cool for a chick to like

827
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 4: yell at a bunch of garbage union people and be

828
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:56,800
Speaker 4: tough as fucking hell. I mean, who's like there was

829
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:59,279
Speaker 4: I mean that, Yeah, that union has got to be

830
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 4: I mean rough, don't go up against them, remember, like,

831
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 4: because what's I mean?

832
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 2: Come on?

833
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:09,320
Speaker 4: Are there any scarier words than garbage strike? I know,

834
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 4: horribly during a summer or during I mean, have you

835
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:14,719
Speaker 4: ever been do you ever live here?

836
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:15,400
Speaker 2: Come out here?

837
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 3: I did, but not never during a garbage strike. That's

838
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:24,279
Speaker 3: one regret. I always wanted to live in New York.

839
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 3: Dved in New York. Yeah, I mean, I've dealt with

840
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 3: various garbage issues in New York. You know, the rat

841
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:34,760
Speaker 3: jumping out of the garbage.

842
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 2: Can on the corner, or in your apartment.

843
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:39,720
Speaker 3: In front of my apartment, in front of your surprise,

844
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 3: I opened the garbage can. Here comes some rat flying out.

845
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 3: I throw the garbage lid, scream, Wait.

846
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 4: This is this is like your garbage can that you

847
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 4: would like put the garbage out every year, and a.

848
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:56,880
Speaker 2: Rat jumped down, throwing your bag inside of it.

849
00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:00,760
Speaker 3: So I've had I've had a lot of close encounters

850
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 3: with rats in both Los Angeles and New York.

851
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 2: Why aren't they Your palm trees are swarming with them.

852
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:09,440
Speaker 3: Oh it's horrifying. I had a rat run across What

853
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:10,240
Speaker 3: a metaphor?

854
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 2: What a metaphor?

855
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,400
Speaker 3: These beautiful trees everywhere.

856
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

857
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:22,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't come to Los Angeles thinking you're not going

858
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 3: to see a rat. I've had. You know, I spent

859
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 3: forty five minutes inside of Ralph's shaking because I was

860
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 3: so terrified of this rat that ran across across my foot.

861
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 2: Don't go to Ralph's. I had.

862
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 3: It was my sanctuary from what from the rat.

863
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 2: Ran across my Oh I thought you said there was

864
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 2: a rat in Ralphs.

865
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 3: Oh, well that may be true.

866
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Ilmas understood the story.

867
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 3: Never seen a rat in the Ralph's. Ralphs has always

868
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 3: been a good but outside of the Ralphs on Lebrea

869
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:59,240
Speaker 3: Avenue to pop in rats everywhere, So just be aware

870
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,439
Speaker 3: of that. Planning a vacation.

871
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 2: Angeles round vacation, stagger it with.

872
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 3: Your kind of a grocery store enthusiasm. Yeah, well I

873
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:17,400
Speaker 3: have I now have this beautiful piece. Yeah. Now, do

874
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:20,480
Speaker 3: you think this is a iron on or a so on?

875
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:21,320
Speaker 4: I don't know.

876
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 2: You should say, shouldn't it say?

877
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 3: Patches? Batches? Well that it's perfectly reasonable to be. The

878
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 3: back looks mysterious.

879
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 2: And then if it doesn't work, just get out there.

880
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:40,279
Speaker 3: You know, there is like a little piece of like

881
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 3: what appears to be glue, like loose glue. So that

882
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:47,440
Speaker 3: to me says iron, I'm going to try it. What

883
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 3: should iron it onto it?

884
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 2: Are you going to put it on your Girl Scout sash?

885
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,279
Speaker 3: Oh that's not a bad idea. More people should just

886
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,960
Speaker 3: be wearing sashes. You could. That's a great place to put.

887
00:45:56,800 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 4: Your Remember thinking that whenever the Girl Scouts whatever. Someone

888
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:02,359
Speaker 4: in my school was going to the Girl Scouts after

889
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 4: school and she came in her outfit.

890
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, she.

891
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:09,360
Speaker 4: Looks amazing, And I never wanted to join the Girl Scouts.

892
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:11,680
Speaker 4: That was just not even in the It wasn't even

893
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 4: in the like a possibility. But their outfits were so cute.

894
00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:19,319
Speaker 3: They're dynamite outfits and.

895
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,319
Speaker 2: Especially terrific green ones and brown ones.

896
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:24,759
Speaker 3: Right, and the boy Scouts. You know, it's kind of

897
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,320
Speaker 3: an iconic shirt. But outside of that, it's not that

898
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:28,120
Speaker 3: much of an outfit.

899
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:31,920
Speaker 2: They're Navy, right. The boy Scouts do like Scouts do.

900
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:35,279
Speaker 3: A Navy Boy Scouts do a like a tan, which

901
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:36,400
Speaker 3: is less fashionable.

902
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 2: Oh sure, like that kid from up.

903
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:42,839
Speaker 3: Right, right right, I prefer the Navy boy Scout thing.

904
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:46,359
Speaker 3: But there was no like Matt well, actually, I think

905
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:48,560
Speaker 3: there were matching shorts, but that was never a required

906
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 3: part of the outfit.

907
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 2: What what, what are you supposed to do? Wear them with.

908
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:58,239
Speaker 3: Jeans, ill fitting jeans. That's my entire experience, a boy

909
00:46:58,320 --> 00:46:59,879
Speaker 3: Scout shirt and ill fitting.

910
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,399
Speaker 2: Wait, you're not supposed to You're not required to wear

911
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 2: them with magic short. What's the point?

912
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:07,799
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I think the point is that they

913
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:11,839
Speaker 3: didn't care and the style and fashion were always last

914
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 3: priority with the Boy Scouts and look where it got them. Right,

915
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:19,680
Speaker 3: They're done as far as I know, and that's why.

916
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 4: I think there's the only reason why the attention to fashion.

917
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,760
Speaker 4: I think that's the only reason why they're at a business. Meanwhile,

918
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 4: the Catholic Church is more jewelry than I've ever seen

919
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 4: in my life.

920
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:32,919
Speaker 3: That's so true.

921
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 2: I've never seen men wearing more jewelry than in the

922
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 2: Catholic Church.

923
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 3: It is if you're obscene, it is obscene. Jewelry, beautiful hats,

924
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 3: gorgeous robes.

925
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 4: They, I mean, everything Liberagi ever did was influenced by

926
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:50,399
Speaker 4: the Catholic Church.

927
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 3: Julie, I want to play a game? Can we play

928
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:55,480
Speaker 3: a game?

929
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:56,239
Speaker 2: I wish we would?

930
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 3: Do you want to play a game called Gift or

931
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:00,120
Speaker 3: a Curse, or a game called Gift Master. I'll tell

932
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 3: you how it works once we begin playing. You choose,

933
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 3: let's play Gift or a Curse. I need a number

934
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:08,560
Speaker 3: between one and ten from you.

935
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 2: Seven.

936
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 3: Okay, I have to do some light calculating right now.

937
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:16,879
Speaker 3: I want you to promote, recommend, say whatever's on your mind.

938
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:17,759
Speaker 3: I'll be right back.

939
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:23,879
Speaker 4: Okay, I am going to promote. Well, the Criterion app

940
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 4: is very good. And I also think there's a lot

941
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:33,800
Speaker 4: of kittens right now that you could adopt or foster

942
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 4: based on one of my Instagram counts that I follow.

943
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:41,960
Speaker 4: So go adopt the kitten or probably adopt to so

944
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 4: they could play with each other, because if you get

945
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:46,960
Speaker 4: one kitten and there's not a second kitten, then you're

946
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 4: the kitten.

947
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 2: I don't have a TV show on right.

948
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:56,879
Speaker 4: Now, which is unjust criminal, so I'm not gonna plug

949
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 4: anyone else's TV show.

950
00:48:59,080 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 2: But I did.

951
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:02,319
Speaker 4: I did Create Difficult People, and it's still on Hulu,

952
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:06,960
Speaker 4: so you should watch that and then commiserate with me

953
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 4: about how unfair the world.

954
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 5: Is and.

955
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:12,960
Speaker 2: What else. Are you ready?

956
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:15,399
Speaker 3: Truly, I'm ready, But I was just kind of letting

957
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 3: you go no, please, don't never do that.

958
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 2: Never do that?

959
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 3: What are you? Well, I've done it. The seal's broken,

960
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 3: so now I'll just do it for the rest of

961
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 3: our lives.

962
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:24,680
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.

963
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:28,760
Speaker 3: Did you promote your podcast Double Threat?

964
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 2: It's called Double Threat.

965
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:32,600
Speaker 4: Me and Tom Sharpling make each other laugh every week,

966
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 4: so come and subscribe to it.

967
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:34,440
Speaker 2: Please.

968
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:36,799
Speaker 3: That's a great podcasts Okay, we have fun.

969
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 2: It's funny and fun.

970
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 3: This is how this game works. It's very easy. Well,

971
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 3: actually it's not very easy, but the rules are simple

972
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:46,839
Speaker 3: to understand. That's what I'll say. I'm going to name

973
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 3: three things, and you're going to tell me if there're

974
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:53,800
Speaker 3: a gift or a curse and why there are correct answers.

975
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,840
Speaker 3: So there's a chance you just you know, kind of

976
00:49:57,560 --> 00:50:02,359
Speaker 3: burn out to flop fail. Uh, And that's fine if

977
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:05,359
Speaker 3: you're fine with that. I'm going to say the first thing,

978
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:09,959
Speaker 3: this is a listener suggestion from someone named Brianna. Gift

979
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 3: or a curse, mowing the lawn, curse.

980
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 2: Why the sun.

981
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 5: Lawn, lawn is always outside, always outside, sun is always outside.

982
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:32,319
Speaker 3: Bad news bears, Julie, have you ever mowed a lawn? No? Okay, Well,

983
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 3: there's the reason you're totally incorrect here. Really, mowing the

984
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:41,880
Speaker 3: lawn is absolutely a gift. It's delightful, it's very relaxing.

985
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 3: It's kind of the outdoors vacuuming. You know, you put

986
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:51,880
Speaker 3: in some music, obviously, put on some sunscreen. V I

987
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:55,319
Speaker 3: love vacuuming. Oh, well, documented I love to vacuum the house.

988
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 4: Okay, I like, actually I have like four vacuums, and

989
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:01,120
Speaker 4: I do use them frequently. But I don't know if

990
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:02,320
Speaker 4: i'd say I love vacuuming.

991
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 3: I think out of all of the household chores, it's

992
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:08,200
Speaker 3: the probably the most simple and most satisfying where you're

993
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:09,760
Speaker 3: seeing results almost immediately.

994
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I could see that.

995
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:14,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know you're going to clean something. And

996
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:16,959
Speaker 3: that's kind of the same thing with mowing lawn the lawn.

997
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 3: You get out there, you get to smell the cut grass,

998
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:23,360
Speaker 3: you get to see progress. The lawnmarer kind of tugs

999
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:26,160
Speaker 3: you along as you walk around the lawn.

1000
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:27,640
Speaker 2: Like shaving. Do you like shaving?

1001
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:32,239
Speaker 3: I don't like shaving. Okay, you know, shaving is more

1002
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 3: of kind of a I wish that shaving were an

1003
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 3: optional more of an optional thing. But uh, yeah, mowing

1004
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,759
Speaker 3: the lawn I don't want anyone to confuse mowing the

1005
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 3: lawn with shaving.

1006
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 2: Oh, very different.

1007
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 4: Never would.

1008
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:48,920
Speaker 2: I'm sorry I should never have made that analogy.

1009
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 3: Appreciate an apology. I really appreciate an apology, especially after

1010
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 3: you've kind of just, you know, whifted on this first

1011
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:03,399
Speaker 3: one with mowing a lawn. Okay, let's move on and see.

1012
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 3: You know there's there's some hurt feelings here. Obviously it's fine.

1013
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:14,560
Speaker 3: This is my own suggestion. Gift or a curse? Shack shuka?

1014
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,359
Speaker 3: Who's that the food dish?

1015
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:21,920
Speaker 2: Oh sha shushka, the thing with the egg on top.

1016
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:25,800
Speaker 3: Of it and the tomato and the garlic and the herbs.

1017
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 4: I don't eat eggs, but when I did, I liked

1018
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 4: it fine, So I wouldn't say it's a curse.

1019
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:40,439
Speaker 2: But I also I feel like I feel like there's

1020
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:42,000
Speaker 2: it could be better.

1021
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:45,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I need an answer. Gift or a curse?

1022
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:47,800
Speaker 2: A curse.

1023
00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:52,480
Speaker 3: Surely this is gonna be the last time we speak.

1024
00:52:52,760 --> 00:53:00,000
Speaker 3: This is the end of our relations. Thatuka delicious delicious

1025
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:00,720
Speaker 3: for breakfast.

1026
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:03,920
Speaker 2: Crack this game, okay, I feel like I know how

1027
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:04,600
Speaker 2: to play this game.

1028
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 3: Now, we'll see. I'm not going to have you on

1029
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:10,000
Speaker 3: this saying that this is just a fine dish. I

1030
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:13,719
Speaker 3: think it's so delicious, and not nearly enough restaurants offer it.

1031
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:16,759
Speaker 2: So they come with toast points or like bread that

1032
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:18,959
Speaker 2: it does well, then that's good.

1033
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:21,920
Speaker 3: Do you like a stew? Do you like like a

1034
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:24,839
Speaker 3: I think you would like. I mean, but you don't

1035
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 3: like egg, and I think that is kind of I can't.

1036
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:30,160
Speaker 2: Eat eggs, but I will stop up any tomato anything

1037
00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 2: with bread always.

1038
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:34,319
Speaker 3: If you like to sop tomato sauce with bread, you're

1039
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:36,000
Speaker 3: going to love this dish. And you can get it

1040
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:37,759
Speaker 3: without an egg. I mean it's definitely more of a

1041
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:42,239
Speaker 3: tomato stew at that, but I would eat it any

1042
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:42,919
Speaker 3: day of the week.

1043
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:48,440
Speaker 4: I will make a parody song to hate Bushes Babushka

1044
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:52,960
Speaker 4: about it, and I will eat it with bread and

1045
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:55,400
Speaker 4: no egg, and then you'll talk to me again and

1046
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:56,399
Speaker 4: you'll be my best friend.

1047
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:58,040
Speaker 3: Do you like feta cheese?

1048
00:53:58,400 --> 00:53:59,439
Speaker 2: I don't eat cheese either.

1049
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:03,919
Speaker 3: Oh okay, so this is but the tomato again, there's

1050
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:08,320
Speaker 3: still a gift. You're good to go with this dish finally,

1051
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:12,800
Speaker 3: So you've gotten zero so far. I mean kind of

1052
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:14,879
Speaker 3: embarrassing for both of us in different ways.

1053
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:15,840
Speaker 2: You don't seem embarrassed.

1054
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:21,840
Speaker 3: I'm humiliated. I am you know my heart is aching

1055
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:26,640
Speaker 3: right now. But this is another listener suggestion. Someone named

1056
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:29,720
Speaker 3: Chloe has written in and suggested gift or a curse

1057
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 3: a member of the wedding party singing during the ceremony.

1058
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 2: You can't disagree with me here. You can't disagree with me.

1059
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:40,320
Speaker 2: There's no way you can disagree with me. I can't

1060
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:42,200
Speaker 2: bear the note that you disagree with me.

1061
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:48,080
Speaker 3: Okay, I need I need your argument for why this

1062
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 3: is a curse.

1063
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 2: Are the people getting married straight?

1064
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:55,480
Speaker 3: That's up to you. That's really up to you.

1065
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:57,719
Speaker 2: In this game, it's a curse.

1066
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:03,480
Speaker 4: Unless your friend is Wise of Manelli and she's or

1067
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:07,399
Speaker 4: Kim Cattrall and she's scatting or something. Oh, then it's

1068
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:11,600
Speaker 4: not it's not cute. It's it makes it makes the

1069
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:14,800
Speaker 4: friend the center of attention. And that's not what weddings

1070
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:18,319
Speaker 4: or funerals are about. You have to like go there

1071
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:21,640
Speaker 4: ready to like not pull focus. That's the that's what

1072
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:22,920
Speaker 4: you're that's what you're supposed to do.

1073
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:28,600
Speaker 3: Trulie, you have lost the game in the biggest way possible.

1074
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:35,200
Speaker 2: How are you a human? Are you defending a friend

1075
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:38,040
Speaker 2: singing at someone's wedding. That's the worst thing that could

1076
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:42,400
Speaker 2: ever happen if I am hold that, hold on, let

1077
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 2: me balk this bag. If they're really bad, it might

1078
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 2: be funny.

1079
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 3: That was your Look now you're on the path, I

1080
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:54,040
Speaker 3: think truly, no matter what they're if someone has decided

1081
00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:57,239
Speaker 3: they're going to sing during someone's wedding ceremony, that's a

1082
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:59,960
Speaker 3: bad idea. And for me as a wedding goer, Okay,

1083
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:03,160
Speaker 3: I get free. I get to just think what it

1084
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:05,640
Speaker 3: could possibly be going through this person's mind.

1085
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:09,240
Speaker 2: Got your camp hat on. I like it and I understand. Noted,

1086
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 2: is this game always just gift gift gift? Is that

1087
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:13,520
Speaker 2: the answers?

1088
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:15,680
Speaker 3: That should be the new trade?

1089
00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:15,960
Speaker 4: It's not.

1090
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:21,640
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll play again. I think I know a gift

1091
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:24,320
Speaker 2: all of them. And then mad at you?

1092
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:29,279
Speaker 3: Well, you failed big time and you know, listeners are

1093
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:32,640
Speaker 3: probably going to be outraged, and uh, you know, you've

1094
00:56:32,719 --> 00:56:35,279
Speaker 3: revealed a lot about yourself. That's all I'm going to say. Okay,

1095
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:38,400
Speaker 3: that's all I'm going to say here. But I feel

1096
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 3: like we've all learned some things and that kind of thing,

1097
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:42,760
Speaker 3: and so it was ultimately valuable.

1098
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 2: That was a good wrap up of what just happened.

1099
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 3: Would you help me answer a listener question. Yes, this

1100
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:53,719
Speaker 3: is the part of the podcast called I Said No

1101
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:56,360
Speaker 3: Emails people right into I Said No Gifts at gmail

1102
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:59,880
Speaker 3: dot com. Every one of them has got some issue

1103
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:02,680
Speaker 3: at hand, and you know, they've decided to write into

1104
00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:06,640
Speaker 3: my podcast of all things, for help and they're getting

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Speaker 3: world class advice. So let's answer one of these things.

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Speaker 3: Let's pop in here and seem not too long, not

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Speaker 3: too sure. We're looking for a nice solid here's something. Okay,

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Speaker 3: this is actually going back to something we were just

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Speaker 3: talking slightly. What we were just talking about this is,

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Speaker 3: dear gift experts. I'm getting married next year and I'm

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Speaker 3: going to have four bridesmaids in my wedding party. My

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Speaker 3: sister is my maid of honor, and my best girlfriends

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Speaker 3: are the other three bridesmaids. I'm currently looking for an

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Speaker 3: appropriate gift to give each of them and thank them

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Speaker 3: for being in my wedding and for just being some

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Speaker 3: of my very favorite people. I'm not trying to spend

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Speaker 3: a ton, since my wedding will be quite costly, and

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Speaker 3: truth be told, I'm not exactly rolling in the dough

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Speaker 3: to begin with, Please help this quite anxious bride to

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Speaker 3: be figure out what to give her miniature coven to

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Speaker 3: show my love and appreciation, love Elena, I love the Okay,

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Speaker 3: this this is very I'll read it. I appreciate when

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Speaker 3: someone says I love the podcast. Thank you, Okay, thank

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Speaker 3: you Elena. This so truly we're looking for bridesmaids gifts.

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Speaker 2: Cameos category ken Bone? What cameos from ken Bone? I

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Speaker 2: got one.

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Speaker 3: I give him money, he.

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Speaker 2: Do give him money. I gave him money for my

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Speaker 2: friend Jason. I said, it's his birthday and his favorite

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Speaker 2: and his horse, Rusty died, and I want you to

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00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:31,880
Speaker 2: say Rusty says happy birthday from horse heaven?

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Speaker 3: And he did.

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Speaker 2: And it was like, why is he an evil person?

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Speaker 2: Is he bad?

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Speaker 3: I think he's just a well documented he'll do literally

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Speaker 3: whatever he will.

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Speaker 4: Clearly it wasn't I it caused. Look, it's preated joy

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Speaker 4: and it had no carbon footprint.

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Speaker 3: I feel like he later, I feel like there was

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Speaker 3: some darkness about ken Bone, or he was just kind

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Speaker 3: of an asshole or something.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure he's an asshole, But as long as the

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Speaker 4: money isn't going like is it going directly to the

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Speaker 4: Westborough Baptist Church or something.

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Speaker 3: It probably is I feel like that much money.

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Speaker 2: So find another goofball on on cameo that you can

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Speaker 2: search by price.

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Speaker 3: I think, oh, I didn't know you could do by price,

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Speaker 3: so you can really just get some real low rent.

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Speaker 3: They're not.

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Speaker 2: But here's the thing, like low rent is in the

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Speaker 2: eye of beholder, Like it's all about what your friend

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Speaker 2: would think is funny.

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Speaker 3: Right, So a different message for each member of this

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Speaker 3: bridesmaid group. Set a wedding party, I guess is a

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Speaker 3: more accurate way of calling this thing.

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Speaker 4: Yes, find someone that you think your friend would think

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Speaker 4: would be funny and have them and have a celebrity

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Speaker 4: thank them, and then also say some sort of like

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Speaker 4: you know, one detail or specific thing about that friend

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Speaker 4: that you share.

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Speaker 3: Elena, I think that that's a nice you know that

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Speaker 3: really can according to your budget. I'm also going to say, Elena,

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Speaker 3: you know, pump the brakes on the wedding spend expenditures.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, it's just a party. It's like, how

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Speaker 4: much money would you spend on a party?

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Speaker 3: Right? Fifty bucks? Fifty bucks just for lube, Buy a

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Speaker 3: pizza and throw it on a table.

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Speaker 2: Fifty bucks of a lube and unlock the front door.

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Speaker 3: Oh you know, we've solved all kinds of problems for you,

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Speaker 3: and your bridesmaids are going to be thrilled with their

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Speaker 3: non Ken Bone cameos. I'm asking you do not give

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Speaker 3: Ken Bone any more money. We've got to push him

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Speaker 3: out of society into the works. I don't want to

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Speaker 3: hear his name ever again. Sorry, Julie. We did an

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Speaker 3: excellent job there. You were just right out of the gate.

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Speaker 3: You had a recommendation that needed some notes. We noted it,

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Speaker 3: We got it into a place that felt appropriate as

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Speaker 3: a gift.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, no, I like this.

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Speaker 4: Listen in my mind, you're James Bader and secretary being

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Speaker 4: like bend over and I'm like, okay, mine, I'll be,

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Speaker 4: I'm I'm there.

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Speaker 3: If nothing else, I'm glad I was able to do

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Speaker 3: that for you. And it's a nice exchange. Now I

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Speaker 3: have this beautiful Grimace patch, yes, which I will you know,

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Speaker 3: kind of fret over which clothing item might end up.

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Speaker 4: Put it on a bag or like a laptop case

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Speaker 4: if you don't want to be like committal to your

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Speaker 4: clothing or anything.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, right, A nice tote bag. That's not a bad idea.

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Speaker 3: That's what I'm going to do.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for being here, thank you for having me.

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Speaker 3: It's such a wonderful time with you. Likewise, and listener,

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Speaker 3: do whatever you want. It's again as usual. Now this

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Speaker 3: is your life and you get to do what you want.

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Speaker 3: And that's kind of exciting and scary. So don't make

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Speaker 3: bad choices. Do something wholesome today. Why not do something wholesome.

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Speaker 3: We could all try something wholesome. Take care, bye bye.

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Speaker 3: I said, No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's

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Speaker 3: produced and engineered by our dear friend Annalise Nelson, and

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Speaker 3: the theme song is by miracle worker Amy Mann. You

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Speaker 3: wonderful gifts I'm getting. You have to see the gifts.

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Speaker 1: He Liev, did you hear fun a man myself perfectly clear.

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Speaker 1: But you're a guest to Merha, come to me empty?

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Speaker 1: And I said, no, guest, your own presence is presents enough.

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Speaker 1: I already had too much stuff, So how do you

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Speaker 1: dare to surbey me?