Speaker 1: Vibers are designed by men for the most part.
Speaker 2: For the most part, historically, that's how they started.
Speaker 1: Do you remember your first vibrator?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Do you still own it?
Speaker 2: Definitely? Not? Definitely not Eh.
Speaker 4: Cash Show, Tosh Show, Show, Ron Daniel.
Speaker 1: Hey, how's it going, Good morning, good afternoon, good evening.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Toss Show. Hey, uh, do me a favor, guys.
Speaker 1: No spoilers on the election. I record it and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna watch it in four years. I'm just gonna go
Speaker 1: about my day. I'm never gonna look at my phone,
Speaker 1: never gonna read any articles, and I'm just gonna see
Speaker 1: if I can tell who one based on how kind
Speaker 1: people are to one another for the next four years. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you for respecting that. Now, I do want to
Speaker 1: get into some comments that have been made to our
Speaker 1: YouTube channel, Eddie, I hear you got some good ones.
Speaker 3: I got them loaded up. Here we go from the
Speaker 3: Chris Cortazo episode. I love how Daniel Tosh wanted to
Speaker 3: only interview normal people, so not celebrities. But his version
Speaker 3: of normal people are basically aristocrats.
Speaker 1: Ah my goodness, And these are fans of mine, right,
Speaker 1: They are just so dumb. I never said I wanted
Speaker 1: to interview normal people. I said, I wanted to interview
Speaker 1: interesting people, people that I found interesting. These these people
Speaker 1: that think there's only two types of people in the world,
Speaker 1: celebrities and normal baffling. I think they are aristocrats.
Speaker 3: Oy.
Speaker 1: Hey, that guy climbs rocks really fast. What an aristocrat?
Speaker 3: Yeah, be very opposite.
Speaker 1: I mean, give it a break, guys, the show is simple.
Speaker 1: I think the person's interesting. Let's talk for a little bit.
Speaker 1: The end. God, damn it, Eddie, the first comment already
Speaker 1: got me heated.
Speaker 3: Yeah you are steaming.
Speaker 1: Well, you know it's a microcosm.
Speaker 3: Look at these new fancy thumbnails.
Speaker 1: That's funny. I'm glad someone noticed. John sure won't shut
Speaker 1: the fuck up about them.
Speaker 3: Regarding the free plug segment at the end, Do any
Speaker 3: of these people, organizations, whatever ever tell you that they
Speaker 3: had one hell of a turnout for their yard sale
Speaker 3: or community theater production.
Speaker 1: You would think, But the answer is no. I've never
Speaker 1: gotten any feedback like, hey, thanks a lot for doing that.
Speaker 1: Quite the contrary, the bread company that those ladies were
Speaker 1: running that I thought was so amazing, the Fakaca bread.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen them at the farmers market since h
Speaker 1: they just don't show up anymore. By giving them a
Speaker 1: free plug, I have cost them business apparently, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'd love to know what happened at Larpfest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd loved I'd love to know what happened at Larpfest.
Speaker 1: Be great, give us some feedback, Guys, are these plugs?
Speaker 1: Are they reaching the people that I hope?
Speaker 3: Yeah? The Rising Sun is basically the swastika of the
Speaker 3: East Asian countries.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's all the fact checking I need. I will
Speaker 1: never buy another Rising Sun belt again.
Speaker 3: Why the fuck do they still have the stupid video border?
Speaker 1: They you still got that border up? John, oh Man,
Speaker 1: the border? Maybe we do something different with the border.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't touch it. What about if there's an option
Speaker 1: where you can watch the video without a border.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's kind of neat.
Speaker 1: So we have two channels. We have Toss Show on YouTube.
Speaker 1: You can sign up subscribe, or we can get Toss
Speaker 1: Show without border.
Speaker 3: That sounds like it's more inclusive.
Speaker 1: Actually, see if we can snag that handle before it's
Speaker 1: long gone.
Speaker 3: Next up, I just saw you last month in Vegas.
Speaker 3: You are still the best stand up comedian out there.
Speaker 3: Edie opened and he is hilarious as we well, first
Speaker 3: time I had heard his stand up, but he was
Speaker 3: really great. Jesus, did you pick that one Eddie first
Speaker 3: I've seen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, that's really nice of you. Thank you
Speaker 1: for coming to see us. Do stand up as a lady.
Speaker 3: I like Tasha's tree set up. I never thought about
Speaker 3: propping up the tree.
Speaker 1: Well as a man, You're welcome. That's that's our role
Speaker 1: as men, to make your lady lives easier. By the way,
Speaker 1: I know that's not my idea. I'm sure a million
Speaker 1: people have put their Christmas tree on top of, you know,
Speaker 1: a riser of sorts and tons of You can't trim
Speaker 1: the branch, of course, you can trim the branches, but
Speaker 1: the bottom branches, those are the biggest branches. They're the
Speaker 1: ones that go out the farthest. That's the most bang
Speaker 1: for your buck when you're buying per foot, So trimming
Speaker 1: those off that's just wasteful, you see what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 1: So I get just enough for the base to get
Speaker 1: in and then usually I find one spot that I
Speaker 1: can get my hand in, so I water effectively every
Speaker 1: couple days. But you know, I want to keep those
Speaker 1: big long branches from on the bottom. Oh man, I'm
Speaker 1: getting excited for my tree hunt this year. Eddie. You
Speaker 1: always don't buy a tree. You always go out into
Speaker 1: the wilderness and chop your own tree down. But every
Speaker 1: tree I've ever seen, it's just maybe the worst Christmas
Speaker 1: tree I've ever ever looked at.
Speaker 3: It's a small cabin. I have to really specifically, it's gonna.
Speaker 1: Has nothing to do the cabin. It's never full. It
Speaker 1: looks it doesn't look like you are even cutting proper
Speaker 1: Christmas trees.
Speaker 3: No, I love what I come home with every year.
Speaker 1: Well, let's put a photo up of one of Eddie's
Speaker 1: Christmas trees and tell me that it's not the most
Speaker 1: depressing thing you've ever looked at. There's barely enough branches
Speaker 1: ever to hold your ornaments.
Speaker 3: That we do kind of get. It is close. Sometimes
Speaker 3: it's year to year we're like, I think, okay, I.
Speaker 1: Just think you guys go for a walk, and then
Speaker 1: you're like, all right, who wants to head back? Let's
Speaker 1: just take this one, all right? What else you got?
Speaker 3: Also from the Chris Tazo episode, not in the cool
Speaker 3: part of Malibu near the beach, I mean west West
Speaker 3: of the beach is ocean.
Speaker 1: I knew as soon as I said that that people
Speaker 1: would make this comment. But it's like, am I really
Speaker 1: going to explain to them the geography of Malibu Malibu
Speaker 1: is you can go east and west on the pch
Speaker 1: through Malibu, Santa Monica Bay hooks around and my home.
Speaker 1: I stare out at the ocean due east. I watched
Speaker 1: sunrises over Santa Monica Bay, so I'm looking at the ocean,
Speaker 1: staring due east with the sun coming up. It's it's
Speaker 1: I know, it's I knew I shouldn't have said it
Speaker 1: the right way just so people wouldn't have these dumb comments.
Speaker 1: But you get it. So next time you're you know,
Speaker 1: in front of a globe, a really big globe, I
Speaker 1: guess globe, you want to look at how Malibu wraps around?
Speaker 1: I mean, you really want me to blow people's minds?
Speaker 1: Here La Okay, which is on the west coast of California,
Speaker 1: and Tahoe, which is on the east coast of California.
Speaker 1: Actually on a map, Tahoe is further west than Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: Does that blow your mind?
Speaker 3: This is like Schmiger dun whatever from the Haunted House
Speaker 3: episode Tosh, all right, get that off my desk please.
Speaker 3: Haunted house guy drags chainsaw blade across edge of new desk.
Speaker 1: Okay, it was this blade. I'm glad this person noticed it.
Speaker 1: Great comment. Send that person the plaque the youtubelack, because
Speaker 1: I'm staring at it right now, the brand new table.
Speaker 1: I'm staring at the scratches from the box. I think
Speaker 1: what happened was the box that had sat in my
Speaker 1: garage for years had like gravel embedded into the cardboard,
Speaker 1: and when I set it, I was like, oh, it's
Speaker 1: not good. And then when he pulled it, sure as shit,
Speaker 1: he just gouged up the table the whole way across,
Speaker 1: Like ah, yeah, that's infuriating. Oh well.
Speaker 3: From Jesse's episode, his girlfriend designs adult toys. Get her
Speaker 3: on the show. That'd be a fun interview.
Speaker 1: Couldn't agree more. Enjoy. Pasha, my guest today, wants to
Speaker 1: make sure that all women, no matter where they are
Speaker 1: on a subway, in a grocery store, at a PTA meeting,
Speaker 1: jury duty, or in their home, can pleasure themselves if
Speaker 1: the mood strikes. Please welcome jewelry sex toy designer Tea.
Speaker 2: Hi, Thanks for having me how are you. I'm good,
Speaker 2: I'm good.
Speaker 1: Why are sex boys so taboo?
Speaker 5: It's our culture. We live in a puritanical culture. I mean, sex, money, death,
Speaker 5: like all these things that I think are so important
Speaker 5: to our well being, Like we can't talk about it.
Speaker 1: Is it just our country?
Speaker 5: I think in other countries as well, but ours in particular.
Speaker 1: You ever think that maybe a god doesn't want women
Speaker 1: to have orgasms.
Speaker 5: I think the patriarchy doesn't want women to have orgasms.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just so much goes into it.
Speaker 5: Jeez, Louise, see, that's exactly the problem why we have
Speaker 5: the orgasm gap.
Speaker 1: I've I've learned a lot about this orgasm gap. I'm
Speaker 1: told it's around forty percent the gap.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's quite wide.
Speaker 1: I think it should be wider. Seventy five feels right
Speaker 1: to me. Oh boy, well, I'm just it's just so
Speaker 1: one is so simple, the other one's like eh.
Speaker 2: The issues that you guys don't stay with it.
Speaker 5: I know, I know, like you guys think it's supposed
Speaker 5: to like wambam, thank you man, but it's like no,
Speaker 5: you got to like you know, take your time. And
Speaker 5: then when we're like, oh, we're coming, and then you
Speaker 5: guys then lose your mind and then like change speed
Speaker 5: and then suddenly we're not able to come again.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well that's the problem is if any deviation, you know,
Speaker 1: back to square one, that's frustrating for all parties.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I know, it's it's kind of enigma.
Speaker 1: Now, t do you believe in ghost.
Speaker 2: No, never seen. It never happened to me.
Speaker 1: You were born in Taiwan, correct, came to the States
Speaker 1: when you were six?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Did you know anything about America before you moved here?
Speaker 2: Nothing.
Speaker 5: I didn't even speak English, so I was in ESL
Speaker 5: for like most of the eighties. I didn't even come
Speaker 5: to cultural consciousness till nineties.
Speaker 1: You moved to Atlanta to correct, beautiful Atlanta.
Speaker 2: That's one one perspective.
Speaker 1: Do you remember living in Taiwan at all?
Speaker 2: I do? I do. It was a very nice place.
Speaker 5: I remember being able to walk in the streets and
Speaker 5: having street food. That's one of the big things Taiwan
Speaker 5: is known for, Like the street food is so good. Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: I remember just the street food occasionally.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's zule citizen.
Speaker 2: No, I'm American. Yeah, it was naturalized.
Speaker 1: I figured as much, but I didn't know if you
Speaker 1: like wanted. Is there any perks to have in a
Speaker 1: second citizenship A lot of people do that.
Speaker 5: Now, Yes, because Taiwan's healthcare is so much better that
Speaker 5: so many expats will actually go back and get like
Speaker 5: full body exams, where like if they have major healthcare
Speaker 5: issues like cancer, they'll actually go back get treatment because
Speaker 5: it's way cheaper there and way but I mean it's
Speaker 5: actually state of the art.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not going to treat any of my things.
Speaker 1: I'm just going out quick.
Speaker 2: Hey, that's that's an approach.
Speaker 1: That's fair. Did you like Atlanta?
Speaker 2: It'll always be home.
Speaker 1: Are your parents' family still there?
Speaker 5: Yeah, my entire family. I'm the only black sheep that's
Speaker 5: outside of Atlanta black.
Speaker 1: Sheep outside of Atlanta. That seems like I should there
Speaker 1: should be some comedy there, But I'm not going to
Speaker 1: say anything. What was growing up in Atlanta.
Speaker 5: Like for a young Asian person in a time that
Speaker 5: was very conservative and predominantly white, it was very isolating.
Speaker 1: What did your parents do and what brought them over
Speaker 1: here in the first place.
Speaker 5: Both my parents they were academics and they came here
Speaker 5: for basically the American dream. They want to have a
Speaker 5: better life for us. But being immigrants and their English
Speaker 5: was not very good, so when they came here, they
Speaker 5: couldn't really get like high paying jobs. So they ended
Speaker 5: up starting a furniture store. So my mom to this day,
Speaker 5: she still has the furniture store. We call her Mama Alou,
Speaker 5: and she's literally like seventy four, still running around the
Speaker 5: furniture store. So it said, it's a you know, all
Speaker 5: American furniture place.
Speaker 1: We probably sold the American dream thing. How did people
Speaker 1: find out about that? The world knows that there's this
Speaker 1: thing called the American Dream. I find that fascinating.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you get here and you're like, it's not
Speaker 5: really that great, no, I mean there are opportunities, for sure.
Speaker 2: I mean I am proof of that, but like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's not as good people.
Speaker 1: Just funny that people know, like, oh it's good a contrum,
Speaker 1: there's not.
Speaker 2: A propaganda that went around and then you get here, like.
Speaker 1: Well, in fairness, they didn't do themselves any you know,
Speaker 1: they went to the dirty South.
Speaker 5: So the South was great for music and culture.
Speaker 2: I mean I was raised on TLC. I love the
Speaker 2: nineties music.
Speaker 5: I love hip hop, but like outside of that, I
Speaker 5: mean fried chicken, you know, do I know love them?
Speaker 1: What's your second favorite song of theirs?
Speaker 2: Waterfall?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: The first was one, No Scrubs. Of course, I.
Speaker 1: Was thinking Waterfalls was one in my head. I didn't
Speaker 1: I forgot about No Scrubs. That's bad. Where did you
Speaker 1: go to college and what did you study?
Speaker 2: I went to Georgia Tech and.
Speaker 1: It just kept staying in Atlanta.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I had a scholarship.
Speaker 1: I mean we have school.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we didn't have much money, and so I luckily
Speaker 5: had a scholarship and affording to go to Georgia Tech.
Speaker 5: And I looked at the curriculum and I didn't want
Speaker 5: to be an engineer, so I ended up being an
Speaker 5: industrial designer.
Speaker 1: And right after college, you eventually went to the Royal
Speaker 1: College of Art in London, where you received your master's
Speaker 1: degree in vibrators. Did I read that correctly or no?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Something it's called design products. Okay, yeah, close enough.
Speaker 5: No, because they totally rip on you as an American.
Speaker 5: I mean, you know, they do it as a term
Speaker 5: of endearment, but it was very you know for American.
Speaker 5: I was just like, whoa, they're really nasty here. But
Speaker 5: really they liked you, but they always just rip on Americans.
Speaker 1: Have you always been interested in design?
Speaker 5: Yes, since I learned what it was in college. I
Speaker 5: didn't know what it was in high school.
Speaker 2: I just liked art.
Speaker 5: But yeah, in college, when I learn about design and
Speaker 5: how it can impact people, that was like a life
Speaker 5: changer for me.
Speaker 1: Where are some places that you worked?
Speaker 5: I worked at Goodie hair Brushes. Goodie they also own
Speaker 5: Acecomb Men's ace comb, which is like a iconic, like
Speaker 5: classic item for men. And then I worked at Trek Bicycle.
Speaker 5: I was their first female industrial designer there.
Speaker 1: Do you like cycling of any kind? No?
Speaker 5: And I was very honest with them when I during
Speaker 5: the interview, I was like, I haven't been a bicycle
Speaker 5: since I was like maybe twelve. But you never forget, right,
Speaker 5: you never forget that's true, And they're like, perfect, Great,
Speaker 5: that's exactly what we want.
Speaker 2: We want someone who's like not a bite geek.
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, how'd you pivot from designing
Speaker 1: bikes at track to designing pleasure toys for women?
Speaker 5: So I've always designed with a feminist lens, like I
Speaker 5: After working, I realized there were so few women working
Speaker 5: as an industrial designer, which really was concerning because there
Speaker 5: are things that are very specific to the female experience,
Speaker 5: like breastfeeding, that there weren't that many women working in products,
Speaker 5: and so for me, I just wanted to work on
Speaker 5: experiences that centered around women, and I was hired to
Speaker 5: do so at for example, Trek And then afterwards, vibrators
Speaker 5: interested me because I just saw a dearth of nice
Speaker 5: looking vibrators. I mean, for the most part of the
Speaker 5: landscape of vibrators were very you know, anatomically inspired, and
Speaker 5: that's great for some folks, but I wanted something that
Speaker 5: was discreet and beautiful.
Speaker 2: So that's when I decided to give it a go.
Speaker 1: Vibrates are designed by men for the most.
Speaker 2: Part, for the most part the historically, that's how they started.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable.
Speaker 5: I mean, the industry is so taboo that it doesn't
Speaker 5: draw a lot of talent and like serious like designers,
Speaker 5: engineers and like business folks into the industry because people
Speaker 5: are like, oh, this is stigmatized.
Speaker 2: We shouldn't, you know, And.
Speaker 5: So it's kind of like always been the CD kind
Speaker 5: of a way, but now it's maturing and they're sophisticated
Speaker 5: consumer products at least that's how I view them.
Speaker 1: So you're gonna be able to clean up because it's like, oh, look,
Speaker 1: this industry that's got so much money has a bunch
Speaker 1: of knuckleheads running it, and I can just come in
Speaker 1: and well.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say that. I just think that. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: I think we.
Speaker 5: I just have a different perspective on how products could
Speaker 5: be because of my training and because it's just my
Speaker 5: personal taste. Just like you know, as a comedian, you
Speaker 5: have a certain way, you know, you form jokes and
Speaker 5: that's true to you. And for me as a designer,
Speaker 5: I mean, I saw a landscape of products that for me,
Speaker 5: we're not for me, you know, but they're for other people.
Speaker 5: I don't want to yuck other people's yum. But I
Speaker 5: just design in a different way. I want something that
Speaker 5: felt beautiful and it was pretty.
Speaker 1: You're not designing just the gamut of sex toys, right.
Speaker 5: Well, we do pleasure jewelry and we have what we
Speaker 5: call fine bedside products. So they're traditional, they're vibrators, but
Speaker 5: they don't look anything like vibes. They look like mascare.
Speaker 5: They look just super chic and discreet.
Speaker 1: Do you design any for men?
Speaker 2: We don't. We don't because good.
Speaker 1: You know, why gross.
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, you.
Speaker 5: Guys haven't traditionally have had issues, so we don't have issues.
Speaker 2: We know when you finish, we.
Speaker 1: Don't need anything putting stuff in us, and I don't
Speaker 1: need it, yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean, And so for women, it's not just always
Speaker 5: about insertion, because I think when people think of vibrators,
Speaker 5: they think a big old dildo, which you.
Speaker 1: Know, can and everything. They keep the two very separate.
Speaker 2: Good.
Speaker 5: Then you are enlightened, you're you're right, vibrators are vibrator
Speaker 5: dildos or dildos.
Speaker 1: Dildo dildos are weird and vibrators are fine. Yeah.
Speaker 5: And I just wasn't interested in designing, you know, and
Speaker 5: reinventing the wheel, and so yeah, well it's not.
Speaker 1: Really a wheel. But we understand what you're saying there.
Speaker 1: Talk about the sex toy jewelry and why women should
Speaker 1: never leave home without it.
Speaker 2: Well, why make is pleasure jewelry.
Speaker 5: It's a way that women can wear their pleasure if
Speaker 5: they want to. But the way they're designed, you can
Speaker 5: just remove the chain. If that's not to your liking,
Speaker 5: you can leave it at home as just like a
Speaker 5: chic vibrator.
Speaker 2: That you can leave at home is it only necklaces.
Speaker 5: We have necklaces and bedside products. So this like as
Speaker 5: you see here, this is our best sellers called the vesper.
Speaker 5: You can wear it out obviously, but you can also
Speaker 5: remove it because some women they feel very empowered when
Speaker 5: they wear this out. For example, this is one woman.
Speaker 5: She's told me that she wears it to a first date.
Speaker 5: She brings it on to her to first dates because
Speaker 5: she wants to know immediately if let's say, the guy
Speaker 5: that she's seeing, if he's going to have a problem
Speaker 5: with her using a vibrator, and she wants to know
Speaker 5: off the bride out all that.
Speaker 1: Seems like a crazy thing to have a problem with,
Speaker 1: but it also seems crazy on the other side to
Speaker 1: be like, hey, I brought my vibrator with me today,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 5: But the thing is is that it also creates conversations
Speaker 5: that you wouldn't otherwise would not have had.
Speaker 1: How many of those things on your neck are actual?
Speaker 2: Okay, so this one and this one as well.
Speaker 1: Okay, there's a lot of a lot of jewelry.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I know, I'm kind of extra.
Speaker 1: Do your friends think all of your accessories vibrate?
Speaker 2: Some of them? But like for the most part, they
Speaker 2: expect it and they yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, well she's got new ear rings. I'm sure that people.
Speaker 2: Do you look like this is just Apple.
Speaker 1: Watch in a pinch?
Speaker 2: It could, but you're true. It does vibrate.
Speaker 1: It does vibrate though a horseshoe one of yours. That's like,
Speaker 1: how is that supposed to be used?
Speaker 2: So that's a dual motor vibe.
Speaker 5: So it has a motor on each it's kind of
Speaker 5: like a like a little bunny ear type of thing.
Speaker 5: Basis surrounds the clarists.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so just put it on both sides of
Speaker 1: it there straight.
Speaker 2: In Okay, yeah, so just like very focused sensation. I
Speaker 2: don't know a general question.
Speaker 1: I have bolled that one, like, well, I don't know
Speaker 1: how to use it.
Speaker 2: No, that's very that's a very fair question because some
Speaker 2: people are like where do you insert it? Like no, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's for the to surround the clitarists and.
Speaker 1: Are different motors doing different things on that one?
Speaker 2: Or it could it could? Oh man, yeah, so.
Speaker 1: I got to toggle between those.
Speaker 2: Very focused on the clitterists.
Speaker 1: Do people designing sex toys study a lot of anatomy?
Speaker 1: Like is there a doctor on the team or.
Speaker 5: No, well, what we make we make external vibrators, so
Speaker 5: we focus on the clip from the external side, because
Speaker 5: there are already a lot of products out there there
Speaker 5: for internal use, so we don't we don't make those.
Speaker 1: You have to have a different like I don't know,
Speaker 1: is there is the different requirements for internal.
Speaker 5: There's just more things that you have to think about.
Speaker 5: And for us, like I said, like what I make
Speaker 5: are things that don't exist and that interests me as
Speaker 5: a designer and what we make as a company. And
Speaker 5: but there are plenty of other you know, internal toys
Speaker 5: out there.
Speaker 1: Are you every year design like, oh, this is the
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: We have new products coming out every year.
Speaker 1: That's No. I meant like, oh, like that's the twenty
Speaker 1: twenty three model. Like now you've got to you've got
Speaker 1: to upgrade, like the iPhone, like you have to have
Speaker 1: the new No.
Speaker 5: We tend to like what sells, like we our first
Speaker 5: product was launching twenty twelve and it's still a product
Speaker 5: that's in our line so it's our flagship product. It's
Speaker 5: the world's first crowdfunded vibrator and it's USB rechargeable and
Speaker 5: that's still in our line. It's not like the iPhone
Speaker 5: where you refresh every year and you feel like you
Speaker 5: have to give the next best one. No, so it
Speaker 5: stays in our line for a long time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not like, oh, the end of the year,
Speaker 1: this vibrator starts conking out on us mysteriously so that
Speaker 1: you have to get the next one.
Speaker 2: Well, we do have really good warranty, so we have
Speaker 2: a five year coverage.
Speaker 1: Do people actually return a vibrator and say this one
Speaker 1: they seem seem like something you might be like, you
Speaker 1: know what, I'll just buy a new one.
Speaker 5: Yes, that too, But we actually have really good customer service.
Speaker 5: So I mean people are used to like not returning
Speaker 5: because they're embarrassed or whatever, but no, if you reach
Speaker 5: out to our customer service, like we have a one
Speaker 5: year warranty and a five year coverage.
Speaker 1: What's the hardest featured engineer in a toy?
Speaker 5: It's a balance between power and size. Like we're known
Speaker 5: for very compact, discrete vibes, are very sleek, and so
Speaker 5: getting power and battery life that combination is a delicate
Speaker 5: balance because of the mass and how like the motor
Speaker 5: has to move a lot. Basically, it's just a delicate
Speaker 5: balance between the motor and the power and get the
Speaker 5: right station.
Speaker 1: The shortest length that a battery will last twenty minutes,
Speaker 1: thirty minutes.
Speaker 5: That completely varies because it depends on how hard you're
Speaker 5: driving the motor. So it can it can last really.
Speaker 1: You're pressing hard, it trains it quick.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 5: Actually, no, it has to do with how much you're
Speaker 5: trying to run. So if you run out of very
Speaker 5: low power, you can run it for hours, but then
Speaker 5: if you run at a very high power, it may
Speaker 5: last only thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: Why do we have so many options with speeds?
Speaker 5: And your preaching is that acquire I feel the same way.
Speaker 5: I mean, our products is very simple four or five speeds.
Speaker 5: You know, we don't find five speed? Who need five speeds? Well,
Speaker 5: we needed two speeds? We need and sure, I mean
Speaker 5: I like simplicity as well, and so for the most part,
Speaker 5: our products are very simple in speeds. But yes, there
Speaker 5: are people that with like forty two thirty two speeds
Speaker 5: and I get lost because you're just like scrolling through
Speaker 5: and then.
Speaker 1: You're pressing one button and it's just always like going
Speaker 1: to the next thing, and it's like where was the
Speaker 1: one that you liked, then you.
Speaker 2: Have to scroll again to find the thing. I know.
Speaker 2: That's not good user interface. It's not, it's not I agree.
Speaker 1: You ever have one? Do you ever have one die
Speaker 1: on you? That's that's always embarrassing, absolutely, because then you
Speaker 1: have to get the extension cord out. I don't think
Speaker 1: that's it.
Speaker 5: Well, ours is rechargeable, so there's no extension course, but you.
Speaker 1: Have to you can't ever keep it manually plugged in
Speaker 1: if it's dead.
Speaker 5: No, we don't have any courted vibrators. We make all
Speaker 5: rechargeable ones.
Speaker 1: They don't make any as like everybody wants some quiet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, nobody wants a lawnmower, That's what I
Speaker 2: was saying.
Speaker 1: What about like making it sound like a five horsepower
Speaker 1: brigs and Stratton that needs to be choked. That might
Speaker 1: be interesting. No, nobody wants to hear those noises.
Speaker 5: I'm sure there's somebody. There's always something like someone I like.
Speaker 1: The idea of, like, oh my goodness, there's a lawnmower
Speaker 1: between my legs.
Speaker 5: If you like that power, I'm sure someone you can
Speaker 5: find a toy like that.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. There's always something for everybody, exactly yeah,
Speaker 1: it's disturbing. Yeah, when your company is making these elegant,
Speaker 1: tasteful little items, why is anyone still buying that giant
Speaker 1: Hatachi magic wand that looks like a bowling pin?
Speaker 2: But that is still classic? That is I have a
Speaker 2: lot of respect for the Hatashi.
Speaker 5: I mean, well, okay, it's the size of an arm absolutely,
Speaker 5: and the power it has is accorded. Like you said,
Speaker 5: it's like a corded thing and has like so much power.
Speaker 5: So some people that's what they need to get off.
Speaker 1: And go to an amusement park.
Speaker 2: Jesus sit on a washing machine?
Speaker 1: Right? Did people actually do that with washing machines?
Speaker 5: I mean according to you know, sixties housewives like all.
Speaker 1: Right, so you have a soft spot for Hatachi's magic wand.
Speaker 2: There are just so many things.
Speaker 5: There's, like you said, there's something for everyone, and the
Speaker 5: Hitashi is one genre of wand products that is just iconic,
Speaker 5: and then there are a bunch of other stuff and
Speaker 5: so sometimes you're in different mood.
Speaker 2: For different things and even make music, No not ours, No.
Speaker 1: Do we want music on there? What about smell? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I a scent now you know people have played with
Speaker 5: scented silicon. I don't think it's become a I don't
Speaker 5: think it's caught on.
Speaker 1: Is there something too if people get addicted to vibrators
Speaker 1: that that it becomes even harder for them to be pleased.
Speaker 2: No, that's a false, that's a myth. That's a myth.
Speaker 1: That's a myth.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it's like any muscle memory, like in
Speaker 5: the beginning, if you overstimulate it. Yeah, they mean you
Speaker 5: may not feel anything, but that's only for like maybe
Speaker 5: you know, a few hours or whatever, But it's not
Speaker 5: a permanent nerve damage or anything like that.
Speaker 1: I haven't asked many personal sexual questions, but do you
Speaker 1: remember your first vibrator? Oh?
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Do you still own it?
Speaker 2: Definitely? Not, definitely not.
Speaker 5: That was from like a shop in downtown Atlanta, and
Speaker 5: it was one of those classic like long bullet vibe
Speaker 5: with like a rotary dial with like huge like trip.
Speaker 2: I think it was like double sea batteries like.
Speaker 1: See not at all. I didn't have Jesus deed, but
Speaker 1: there's one of those mag lights that you used, like yeah,
Speaker 1: he was like that.
Speaker 5: It had that same girth like yeah, I know, goodness,
Speaker 5: I know, yeah, No, I don't have that anymore.
Speaker 1: What do you need to like make the business go
Speaker 1: to the next level.
Speaker 2: Like you wearing it, and yeah, I don't think.
Speaker 1: That's going to help. No, I'm not against that. Bat
Speaker 1: that does much.
Speaker 5: So it would take I think cultur just shifts even
Speaker 5: a bit more and just people being more open minded
Speaker 5: because right now we have a lot of issues where
Speaker 5: we can't advertise. We've not been able to advertise in
Speaker 5: the fifteen years of the company. Like can you imagine,
Speaker 5: like you know, being company and you're not allowed to
Speaker 5: market because all of the social media platforms they just
Speaker 5: do not allow vibrators.
Speaker 2: Of any kind.
Speaker 5: Or actually, many women's doctor who like take care of
Speaker 5: things like polic floor issues, like they're not allowed to
Speaker 5: advertise it.
Speaker 1: Like Kim Kardashian hold your thing up on Instagram and said,
Speaker 1: I love this vibrator.
Speaker 5: Perhaps, yeah she can't as an organic content, but I
Speaker 5: don't think that would be able to be like boosted
Speaker 5: or used as an ad or.
Speaker 2: Anything like that.
Speaker 1: I didn't know it was that strict.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 5: It is very very strict, and in fact, like we're
Speaker 5: constantly in Instagram jail because like actually just the other
Speaker 5: day we had a video of a woman because we
Speaker 5: launched a ring and in the in the promo video,
Speaker 5: she was just eating an orange and the orange was
Speaker 5: dripping and immediately it got flagged and then.
Speaker 2: Now we can't go live for days anyway.
Speaker 1: So it was a juicy orange, wasn't It was a.
Speaker 2: Very juicy Is this ring?
Speaker 1: What are you supposed to keep it on your finger
Speaker 1: while you're wearing it?
Speaker 5: So it's a finger vibe. But it's also like a
Speaker 5: Billy Bold like statement ring for like.
Speaker 1: Right, if you're using her, you're supposed to take it
Speaker 1: off or do you keep it on your finger?
Speaker 5: Well, you keep on your finger, So it's just like
Speaker 5: a very you know, you can direct where you want
Speaker 5: the vibration.
Speaker 1: That would be a nice wedding ring. Let him know
Speaker 1: right where you're at. I just thought of an idea. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what about something with nails where like you know, like
Speaker 1: like sometimes when you get nails done, like people like
Speaker 1: put a jewel or something like that. What if we
Speaker 1: can put like a tiny little motor engine in there
Speaker 1: make your fingers shake basically.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, put a pin on. Maybe that's our collaboration.
Speaker 1: That's probably not something you want to go out end
Speaker 1: up feeling like you have like Parkinson's or something that's
Speaker 1: although that's probably an upside to Parkinson's that not a
Speaker 1: lot of people talk about in this taboo culture that
Speaker 1: they can take care of themselves.
Speaker 2: And thought of it that way.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm just trying to look at like an upside
Speaker 1: to your hand having tremors. No, how often we supposed
Speaker 1: to clean these.
Speaker 2: You're supposed to cleank before and after use?
Speaker 1: And how much cleaning are we are we talking about
Speaker 1: like just a little rinse, a little wipe.
Speaker 2: Down, depend on messy, you got it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What if it's not that messy, then quick prints
Speaker 1: is right? Yeah, that seems fine. Are these dishwashers safe?
Speaker 5: No, these are not dishwashers safe. Yeah, they're waterproof. We
Speaker 5: make waterproof products, but the dishwasher, that's a very very
Speaker 5: high bar.
Speaker 1: M m. Yeah. I don't I don't know what that
Speaker 1: would even entail. Would your parents think when you took
Speaker 1: this turn in your career?
Speaker 5: My dad was concerned in meately, because you know, I'm
Speaker 5: his little girl, and he's like, oh my god. Like
Speaker 5: when people think about vibrators, they immediately think of adult
Speaker 5: toy industry, and honestly, those two there are some overlap,
Speaker 5: but for the most part, like we don't have porn
Speaker 5: stars walking in and out of all offices or anything
Speaker 5: like that. And so I had explained to him, No,
Speaker 5: we're very like actually quite bland, Like if you came
Speaker 5: into our design studio, like we could be designing printers
Speaker 5: and you would not know.
Speaker 1: It's just I mean, I wouldn't. I have no idea
Speaker 1: what goes into a printer or a.
Speaker 5: Vibrant well, it just looks like a you know, well lit,
Speaker 5: brightly lit studio. You know that we make products. And
Speaker 5: so my dad was at first concern, but when he
Speaker 5: saw that, you know, I was happy and I was
Speaker 5: able to support myself and he's.
Speaker 2: Cool with it.
Speaker 1: And what I think it's too popular? Then will he
Speaker 1: be like, oh, this is this is a lot, honey.
Speaker 5: He's fine with it as long as it doesn't come
Speaker 5: up in certain family situations.
Speaker 1: Do you send him out as like stocking stuffers? No, okay, no,
Speaker 1: I'm no.
Speaker 5: It's like I sometimes I feel like I should, but
Speaker 5: at the same time, because sometimes people they just want
Speaker 5: an excuse to try something new and they wouldn't buy
Speaker 5: it for themselves. But at the same time, I don't
Speaker 5: ever want to push my products on other people.
Speaker 1: You've never just set one on your mom's nightstand.
Speaker 2: I've asked her if she.
Speaker 5: Won and one She's just like, no, I'm good. And
Speaker 5: I was like, okay, so all right, fair enough.
Speaker 1: I bought my mother in law vibrator once you did?
Speaker 2: Uh huh, I'm really gullible, so I no, no, I.
Speaker 1: Did he did. Okay, it's not funny if I didn't
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. Half the time, I can't know.
Speaker 1: I bought my my sister in law, my mother in law,
Speaker 1: my wife. I I kind did you get? I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was just just I went to shop and just
Speaker 1: got small, like discreet little vibrs and I gave them
Speaker 1: out at Christmas and uh. And then like a few
Speaker 1: months later I heard they were all they laughed when
Speaker 1: they opened it, blah blah blah. But then a few
Speaker 1: months later they were all together talking and my search
Speaker 1: law is like, you guys kept those and they both
Speaker 1: were like, yeah, it was just funny because she she
Speaker 1: had obviously giving it away or something. The other one's like, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: we were happy with the gift.
Speaker 5: You'd be surprised at how many women they are delighted
Speaker 5: to receive vibrators because because then.
Speaker 1: They don't have to do the horrible thing of going
Speaker 1: into one of these weird sex shops and dealing with people.
Speaker 5: One of the reasons why this whole industry, it's people.
Speaker 5: The shopping experience sucks, the products suck, and so all
Speaker 5: in all, like if someone can just give you something.
Speaker 1: Nice, Like are you on Amazon?
Speaker 2: We are amaz out of necessity?
Speaker 1: Do you hate Amazon?
Speaker 2: It's not my favorite, but we are on there.
Speaker 1: You don't have to say you hate it. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's just so simple.
Speaker 2: It's hard, but I get convenience is a big thing.
Speaker 1: You deal with the like to go to these conventions,
Speaker 1: are you like, oh, this is a lot.
Speaker 2: I have been many many times.
Speaker 1: Those things are intense for me.
Speaker 5: They're super intense because I just I don't like people.
Speaker 5: I don't like being around people, and so just like.
Speaker 1: Now you're around a certain type of people that want
Speaker 1: to go around and just get free sex stuff.
Speaker 5: But also I think as a woman in that space,
Speaker 5: they view you as like like like booth babe kind
Speaker 5: of thing both babe.
Speaker 2: Is that a term booth babeth babe babe? Yeah? Sorry sorry?
Speaker 5: The view as a booth babe and it's a very
Speaker 5: it's not a great feeling, and but it's slowly changing.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean somewhat flattering to be referred to as
Speaker 1: a booth babe, but I understand that it's a lot.
Speaker 1: I always got to give people a gift on the show.
Speaker 1: This here a couple of things. One I just was like, hey,
Speaker 1: I was like, honey, whose toothbrushes this? Because it looks
Speaker 1: as sexy as you go. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: know where it came from because I don't use it,
Speaker 1: but it vibrates, so I wanted you to have that.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to plug them, but it seems like
Speaker 1: a nice tooth, but burst and never move it. Now
Speaker 1: I got your new toothirs. I want you to give
Speaker 1: this to your husband. This is the shirt that I
Speaker 1: wore during our interview because it was so hideous. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, but I thought it was funny because
Speaker 1: it was like burning manish. Okay, but you know whatever,
Speaker 1: it's been properly cleaned that I used to do ACHIV
Speaker 1: show called Tashmono. I gave it all the T shirt merch.
Speaker 1: I thought I did, but then I found two more
Speaker 1: uh boxes in my garage. I'm furious. But then this
Speaker 1: was just boxes of I think it's just uh, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think it's like just shot glasses and
Speaker 1: other kind of weird things. Yeah, I don't care. They're yours.
Speaker 2: Oh there are stasses and since you have a.
Speaker 1: Tiny house, you can use them as regular glasses.
Speaker 2: Perfect, so thoughtful.
Speaker 1: These can't all be time, you know, there's more, there's different. Oh,
Speaker 1: look at this, this is a that you're you're going
Speaker 1: to just give all this to hold. Thanks for getting
Speaker 1: off the desk. Normally have to yell at people. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of these things in here, a lot of
Speaker 1: why did we have did we ever sell any of
Speaker 1: this stuff? Why did I?
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Did you drink?
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't.
Speaker 1: Water bottles will be nice because you can just you
Speaker 1: can give them water. Well, you give these to people
Speaker 1: and then they don't have to reuse plastic. What is
Speaker 1: this something else? That doesn't matter? This is nice. You're
Speaker 1: gonna love all that. That's all I've got think. How
Speaker 1: did you and Jesse meet?
Speaker 5: We were introduced through a mutual friend that I went
Speaker 5: to the Royal College of Art with, and we met
Speaker 5: and we instantly was indifferent towards one another. I know,
Speaker 5: like we always met at parties, and on the surface
Speaker 5: he thought I was some party girl because we were
Speaker 5: always at events. We basically end up being the last
Speaker 5: people who were still single among our friends.
Speaker 2: All right, we did like we did mdm A and.
Speaker 1: That's Molly acstasy.
Speaker 5: Without the speed, so it's pure mdm A. That was
Speaker 5: the best thing for us because we're two people that
Speaker 5: are so in our heads all the time that it
Speaker 5: helped us like get more in tune with ourselves. And literally,
Speaker 5: like after that night, we've been togethered ever since.
Speaker 1: You and Jesse live off grid right way off grid.
Speaker 5: Well, we're working on an off grid workshop and tiny
Speaker 5: home and we live in Indio, Like gotcha, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you might not move into this off grid thing.
Speaker 5: Well, we're gonna plan on staying there, yeah, full time.
Speaker 5: I think we would probably most likely have alone. Oh,
Speaker 5: I know, it's already like my downside.
Speaker 1: Is to six pair of shoes, that's none.
Speaker 5: But the thing is I can see us having like
Speaker 5: a place in maybe in La and then that's our weekend.
Speaker 1: I think. Okay, this is a much better perspective. He
Speaker 1: took you to his horrible world, Burning Man. Tell me, honestly,
Speaker 1: was your experience going to Burning Man? He loves to
Speaker 1: talk about.
Speaker 2: The dust, Yeah, Like, well, I mean just part of
Speaker 2: the experience. You don't know what is going to come.
Speaker 5: So like, I absolutely hated the first few days, and
Speaker 5: he was worried for me because I was just like,
Speaker 5: not here. But I pushed through, and luckily the dust
Speaker 5: passed and suddenly the sun you know, came out and
Speaker 5: it was just beautiful blue skies and all the art
Speaker 5: that had been you know, it was like in the
Speaker 5: process of being built. All I got set up and
Speaker 5: it was just a whole new world and it was
Speaker 5: just super, super inspiring.
Speaker 1: Would you go again?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Absolutely, Oh my goodness, he turned you. I can't believe it.
Speaker 1: Oh you gotta stay strong on that one.
Speaker 5: No, because I think that we get in such a
Speaker 5: habit of just going through day to day, and if
Speaker 5: we're in a situation that is just so uncomfortable, you
Speaker 5: start to create these memories and you start to think
Speaker 5: things differently. I think, at my age, I mean, I'm
Speaker 5: forty four, I'm going to be forty five this year.
Speaker 5: I can feel myself getting into like a just like
Speaker 5: this is what I want. This is what I like,
Speaker 5: and I don't like that. I like to just continue
Speaker 5: to experience new things.
Speaker 1: You ever think about combining your two worlds and his
Speaker 1: ability to make these big structures and like make the
Speaker 1: world's largest like vibrator.
Speaker 2: That is a really good art.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, maybe it's not even art. Maybe
Speaker 1: like it's actually functional. You just go up to it
Speaker 1: and rub up on it. I don't know, shakes.
Speaker 5: No, I honestly, don't you Just at you so sure?
Speaker 5: I really think that there's some art endeavor in there.
Speaker 2: No, I love that.
Speaker 1: I just don't know it. Legally, you probably can't have people.
Speaker 5: You know, I'm sure somethingies be all upset about it.
Speaker 5: But I definitely there's a lot of.
Speaker 1: Art that could be what you're giving back to the
Speaker 1: people at burning Man here go.
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
Speaker 5: No, I've taught, We've thought about it, we've thought about it.
Speaker 1: Is your goal to get into others stores besides sex stores,
Speaker 1: but like actual jewelry stores?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean that would be really great. I mean
Speaker 5: I want to make pleasure of mainstream. I think that
Speaker 5: as a culture, we shy away from talking about these
Speaker 5: really important things that impact us, like pleasure and the
Speaker 5: more that we can get our products in more mainstream
Speaker 5: stores like we're in online Nordstrom and All to Beauty
Speaker 5: and some more you know, avant garde like jewelry shops.
Speaker 5: We love to get into more of those boutiques.
Speaker 1: What about the fact that you're wearing jewelry that has
Speaker 1: been downstairs? Is that weird?
Speaker 5: Not for me and not from other people, but you know,
Speaker 5: but it's totally fair if it's weird, you know, to you.
Speaker 1: I like the idea of wearing it. Now. Now, I
Speaker 1: feel like this is going to be my new chain.
Speaker 2: I brought one for you. You serious? I did well.
Speaker 1: I know someone's going to be excited about that. Although
Speaker 1: I can't wear a necklace that's a vibrater, I have
Speaker 1: young kids that I'm always holding, and any necklace I
Speaker 1: have they grab and put it in their mouth. And
Speaker 1: I know that.
Speaker 2: There's like a fair enough, fair enough that.
Speaker 1: Just seems like something I don't want to watch.
Speaker 5: That's fair, precious, a little girl, you're not ready to
Speaker 5: have that conversation just yet? Yeah, I know, not now
Speaker 5: not Now, I get it.
Speaker 2: I get it. I follow what.
Speaker 1: Did you bring? Okay, I'm curious?
Speaker 2: Now, okay, it's over there, though, I have to go
Speaker 2: get it.
Speaker 1: You can do whatever you need. Okay, Okay, you're not
Speaker 1: You're not forced to be here. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I've ever received a sex toy as a gift.
Speaker 2: You're about to?
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yes? Okay? Good?
Speaker 2: All right, So the first one is for you.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. By the way, your packaging is nice, your
Speaker 1: font is beautiful, and you know, listen, I love a
Speaker 1: black or a pewter whatever we're looking at here. Oh
Speaker 1: look at this, I see that.
Speaker 2: And it has your name engraved on it.
Speaker 1: Serious, this is not nothing, guys. Yeah, huh? An ally
Speaker 1: love it?
Speaker 2: Love a male ally.
Speaker 1: You know people always talk about oh, like, is there
Speaker 1: ever a moment where you were like, oh, I've made
Speaker 1: it in my career. And I'm going to say right now,
Speaker 1: seeing my name on a vibrator might be the single greatest. Now,
Speaker 1: how does it come out? Do I just pull it
Speaker 1: or twist it?
Speaker 2: Now there's a button on there.
Speaker 1: So this part, the part that's just out and about
Speaker 1: is the part that does the work. I was curious
Speaker 1: about that.
Speaker 2: Just push the button.
Speaker 1: Well I understand now, but is it all?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Now it's not okay?
Speaker 1: I don't want to ding it them.
Speaker 2: It is very quiet because otherwise you would not know
Speaker 2: it's on.
Speaker 1: We're pulsing, guys, we're pulsing. Oh now, we're just just
Speaker 1: a low tremble. This is for your first timers.
Speaker 5: Right here, there's a low medium high, and then there's
Speaker 5: a wave pattern.
Speaker 1: That's it low medium high wave path. So the wave
Speaker 1: pattern doesn't have a low medium high.
Speaker 5: It's low and high, low and high. The magic of
Speaker 5: our engineering.
Speaker 1: How do I turn it off?
Speaker 2: Just hold it now?
Speaker 1: When you turn it back on, does it go to
Speaker 1: the last setting that it was on or does it
Speaker 1: go to the next one?
Speaker 2: It just goes back to the low.
Speaker 1: It starts back at the top.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but at the low.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look at that.
Speaker 2: And that's us to be rechargeable in waterproof.
Speaker 1: Waterproof. I like the necklace as well. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it'll make it over.
Speaker 2: It don't you should unless you have a really big head.
Speaker 1: It's enormous.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, let's give it a go. Oh almost, it's
Speaker 2: getting there. Yes it does, Yes, it does. Ah.
Speaker 1: Nice Those people wear those nails as jewelry. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't want people to confuse me with them. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: not the nail guy. This is this is lovely.
Speaker 2: And then this one is for your wife?
Speaker 1: Well wait, it wasn't this one for my wife?
Speaker 2: Who's this one?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: But I mean what am I supposed to do with this?
Speaker 1: By the way, these boxes are? How much does this
Speaker 1: run me?
Speaker 5: That is ninety eight retail with engraving one hundred and
Speaker 5: eight one.
Speaker 1: Hundred eight dollars. That's not bad, right, think of the
Speaker 1: work that save you. You just wear this on our
Speaker 1: first date?
Speaker 2: Let him know so true? Oh no, that's the ring.
Speaker 1: This is a ring now, well that is it'll stretch. Okay,
Speaker 1: I just wear this ring around. Oh no, you're saying
Speaker 1: this is for her.
Speaker 2: And for her or for you to use with her,
Speaker 2: and you just press.
Speaker 1: The bag does need to be charged? Oh? This have
Speaker 1: to be pulled off first. I'm not going to do that. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't know if
Speaker 1: this goes to my wife. This is such a nice regift.
Speaker 1: This is high quality stuff here. I love it all.
Speaker 1: And it's silly that you can't advertise this. But like
Speaker 1: they can bombard us with boner pills on verse truly
Speaker 1: every platform. Yep, Oh you can get a boner. But
Speaker 1: good luck you know, getting pleasure, good luck her having
Speaker 1: a good time with it. That's just that's just sexist,
Speaker 1: is where it comes from.
Speaker 2: The patriarchy.
Speaker 1: Guys, I'm loaded. This is exciting stuff here. You know
Speaker 1: your products are like it is like getting a new
Speaker 1: Apple gear.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: You know, you're like, oh, this is nice. Is what's
Speaker 1: coming out of here. All it needs now is just
Speaker 1: that that thin film plastic that I that I peel
Speaker 1: off to let me know that it's thank you Ta
Speaker 1: for being on the show. I hope everyone you know
Speaker 1: gets satisfied.
Speaker 2: Thanks for having me my pleasure.
Speaker 1: Pasha, Well that about does it, But first we need
Speaker 1: to do some business. Okay, I want to thank Tea
Speaker 1: for being on the show. They don't make them like
Speaker 1: that in Little Land anymore. So yeah, I can't wait
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Speaker 1: Tickets are on sale now for the forty fourth annual
Speaker 1: Takatina Bachelor Auction, being held December seventh at the Sheldon
Speaker 1: Community Arts Hangar, located at two to two two four
Speaker 1: nine D Street in Takatina, Arkansas. Takatina. Am I saying
Speaker 1: that right?
Speaker 3: I feel like that's close at Takatina.
Speaker 1: It's a Takatina Bachelor Auction. What is a bachelor auction?
Speaker 1: You asked, Well, it's this is a charity. I'm guessing
Speaker 1: it's where women bid on men. Oh look at that.
Speaker 1: Are you even allowed to do that in this current
Speaker 1: political environment? And that man goes to the highest bidder
Speaker 1: and he is forced to have a child. No, No,
Speaker 1: I'm kidding about that. But is selling people? It seems
Speaker 1: like something we shouldn't be doing. But anyway, all right,
Speaker 1: one hundred percent of the proceeds raised by the Takatina
Speaker 1: Bachelor Society will go to women and children in need
Speaker 1: in the local area, and if I know Arkansas, there
Speaker 1: are tons of people in need. All right. Once again,
Speaker 1: as is human trafficking that I'm aware of, it's just
Speaker 1: a charity. What does purchasing a bachelor get you? Okay,
Speaker 1: well that's good. What gets you a drink and a
Speaker 1: dance at the bachelor ball that immediately follows the auction?
Speaker 1: All right? Also, many of the bachelors will have additional
Speaker 1: items like excursions or certificates up on the block with
Speaker 1: them to sweeten the deal. Oh okay, So you got
Speaker 1: a guy that's you know, maybe a little older, maybe
Speaker 1: hair thinning, maybe his body isn't strong, but he's got
Speaker 1: to coupon for say a Jersey Mike sub you're gonna get.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be interested. The bachelor's range in age from
Speaker 1: twenty one to seventy. Oh, man, get one of those
Speaker 1: seventy year olds here about his dead wife? Anyway, get there.
Speaker 1: Early organizers want you to know that while the bachelors
Speaker 1: themselves are not married, they encourage all ladies to attend
Speaker 1: no matter your relationship status, which seems like they're are
Speaker 1: encouraging infidelity. But it's for women and kids in needs,
Speaker 1: So I guess everybody will be looking the other way
Speaker 1: for one night. Head over to Takatina bachelors dot com
Speaker 1: slash ball for more information about this evening full of sin.
Speaker 1: See you guys next week.