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<v Speaker 1>jubil in the morning. Second date update. You know, sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>we do second date updates that are more than just

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<v Speaker 1>one date. Like the guy who's on the phone right

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<v Speaker 1>now to do a second date update. He actually hung

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<v Speaker 1>out with the woman that he wants to call the

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<v Speaker 1>entire weekend, and now he's not getting a call back.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's probably because he was a weekend love.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what happens. Sometimes people take weekend love us and

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<v Speaker 1>maybe Sam, maybe you were a weekend love you everything

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<v Speaker 1>about that? I don't think so. I never did much

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<v Speaker 1>like actual lovin. But maybe don Mama just wanted a

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<v Speaker 1>tasty morsel of meat for the weekend and that meat

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<v Speaker 1>was named Sam. Who I just wanted some iron candy

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<v Speaker 1>for her son's baseball game or something. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't think that's what was happening. Your weekend

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<v Speaker 1>lover experience involved her son. Yeah. Yeah, she's a single mom,

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<v Speaker 1>but she's really really pretty and she's super fun. She's

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<v Speaker 1>got great personality too. I was really pleasantly surprised. How

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<v Speaker 1>did you meet this single mommy? We met online weekend

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<v Speaker 1>lovers dot com, kind of the way you have to

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<v Speaker 1>say it all right for a weekend and then don't

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<v Speaker 1>call me back, ghost me dot com. So the first

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<v Speaker 1>time you guys hung out, you met her son, and

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<v Speaker 1>that didn't alarm you at all. Oh no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't. It wasn't the first time we hung out.

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<v Speaker 1>The first time we did it actually kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>the classic way. We went for drinks and we had

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of fun. But she had to leave early

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<v Speaker 1>because he said, you know, she had to go take

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<v Speaker 1>care of her kid, and I was, yeah, it made

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<v Speaker 1>total sense. But we had a lot of fun. So

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<v Speaker 1>because we hadn't really spent a huge amount of time

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<v Speaker 1>together that first night, I said, well, hey, why don't

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<v Speaker 1>we go out to dinner tomorrow night, which was Saturday. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So she said okay, sure, And things weren't even better.

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<v Speaker 1>The second time. You know, it was great. We were laughing,

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<v Speaker 1>we were telling each other jokes, getting to know each

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<v Speaker 1>other better, and they stay she says, well, hey, my

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<v Speaker 1>son has a little league baseball game. So I was like, cool,

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<v Speaker 1>and she said why don't you come? And I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd love to, so boring. I only watched professional sports.

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<v Speaker 1>Kids don't know how to play very well. Little league

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<v Speaker 1>baseball is more interesting than real baseball because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>they whiffed the ball and they don't know what they're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>That's funny, you know. Real baseball is just like they

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<v Speaker 1>spit and they scratch themselves. I don't I can't stand it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. So you actually went along to watch

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<v Speaker 1>your son's baseball game. That's it feel like a big

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<v Speaker 1>commitment to me. Well, I mean yeah, but I was

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<v Speaker 1>feeling it, so I said, you know what, cast your

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<v Speaker 1>fate to the win. Let's see what happens. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it could be fun. And what was that like? Was

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<v Speaker 1>it what you expected it to be? Well pretty much, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>nobody really. You know, it's a little league baseball game.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, I'll spend some time talking to the other parents.

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<v Speaker 1>We watched the game a little bit, but after the game,

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to score some brownie points with their kids,

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<v Speaker 1>so I took them aside and I bought them a

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<v Speaker 1>hot dog and an ice cream. Colle and I said, well,

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<v Speaker 1>don't don't tell your mom because you know, she's probably

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get mad that you had the sweets, etcetera. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>hold up, you went in ahead and bought her son

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<v Speaker 1>something that you told him to keep as a secret.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's kind of creepy. Yeah, it's not creepy. It's

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's man time, you know, like, like man mad.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds creepier that I've heard that before. Trust mean, nothing

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<v Speaker 1>good game of that so well. I mean, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>saying that's my first red flag is that you're buying

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<v Speaker 1>her son ice cream without asking her. Well, he wanted it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was. Again, you're just making yourself sounds terrible,

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<v Speaker 1>sound not doing myself any favors right now, You're not anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>you got the kids some ice cream and did his

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<v Speaker 1>did his mom like give explicit details not to give

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<v Speaker 1>him any ice cream? No? I mean she hadn't said

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<v Speaker 1>not too, but she hadn't said it was okay either.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even ask. Okay, you're just trying to be

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<v Speaker 1>that cool guy, like, hey, dude, here's some ice cream down,

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<v Speaker 1>tell your mind. I mean, I'm the man, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>own a leather jacket and a car. Want your mommy

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<v Speaker 1>to like me? Hi? Five? Is that what you were doing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but stretched that out over like ten minutes. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>that's basically all right? How did the t ball game end?

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<v Speaker 1>And then it fine? She just talked a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Then she said she had to get him home and

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<v Speaker 1>I said okay, and you know, then she took off,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I took off. But then I tried to

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<v Speaker 1>call her that evening, you know, tell her I had

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<v Speaker 1>fun and see if we could make plans to hang

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<v Speaker 1>out again. And she didn't pick up. So I left

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<v Speaker 1>her a voicemail and she didn't answer. And then a

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<v Speaker 1>day or two went by and I texted her and

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<v Speaker 1>she still hadn't answer. She's just like, as soon as

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<v Speaker 1>she left the game, that's the last I've heard of her.

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<v Speaker 1>And I've been pouring over my head and I'm thinking,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll bet you any amount of money that that

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<v Speaker 1>little probably told on me and ratted me out totally. Okaycas,

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<v Speaker 1>I bought Hi my ice cream and she probably flipped

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<v Speaker 1>out and got mad that I'd got and it was

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<v Speaker 1>just there's a stupid there's some one scoop ice cream.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the going behind her back thing because you don't

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<v Speaker 1>know her parenting style. You don't know what rules she

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<v Speaker 1>has set up. I mean, there's eight thousand different reasons

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<v Speaker 1>why that's not a good idea. None of them are

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<v Speaker 1>good though. It's just an ice cream cone. If you're

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<v Speaker 1>that kind of like, you know, hyper parent, it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, loosen up a little bit. Yeah, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>Well we'll play a song come back Caller and see

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<v Speaker 1>if that bastard ratted you out, and your second date

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<v Speaker 1>update right after this. Okay, sounds good? All right, Brook

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<v Speaker 1>and Jubil in the morning, and welcome back to Brook

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<v Speaker 1>and jebil Field and your second date update up to

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<v Speaker 1>bat right now is Sam? And Sam's in quite the pickle.

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<v Speaker 1>He went out with Brenda and spent the entire weekend

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<v Speaker 1>hanging out with her, some dinner and some drinks, and

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<v Speaker 1>then concluded his weekend with a wonderful day at the

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<v Speaker 1>ballpark why watching her son play in a little league game.

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<v Speaker 1>But now Sam isn't getting a call back. Will he

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<v Speaker 1>be oh for one? In career second date updates? We'll

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<v Speaker 1>find out in just a moment. But first let's talk

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<v Speaker 1>to Sam and see if he's ready to make the call. Sam,

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<v Speaker 1>are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Actually, I'm asleep listening

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<v Speaker 1>to your baseball announcer voice. But like most people are

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<v Speaker 1>when they watch baseball, Sam, we're gonna give her a

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<v Speaker 1>call and find out why she's not calling you back

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<v Speaker 1>after what you thought was a wonderful weekend. Any other

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<v Speaker 1>thoughts before we get started. I'm just confused as to

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<v Speaker 1>why she wouldn't call me back, because you know, we

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<v Speaker 1>spent three straight days together. So well, I'll doll thear

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<v Speaker 1>phone number right now then and see if we can

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<v Speaker 1>figure out what happened. Okay, okay, all right, here we go. Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>may I speak to Brenda? Please? Hey, Brenda, how are you?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fine. Who is this again, Jewbil from Brook and

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<v Speaker 1>Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. Oh okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>obviously long time listener, appreciate that, Brenda. You're welcome. Any

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<v Speaker 1>idea why a radio show would be calling you. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. Did I win something? No, you didn't. You

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<v Speaker 1>actually went out on a date with one of our

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<v Speaker 1>listeners and now you're not calling him back, and he's

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<v Speaker 1>wondering what happened. His name is Sam, right right, and

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<v Speaker 1>Sam told us that you guys spent like a whole

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<v Speaker 1>weekend together, but now you won't call him back. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I would call it a whole weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it wasn't like we were together every waking moment.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, you did dinner, you did drinks. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't sound like it was a fun time for you. Yeah. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it started off all right. But it started

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<v Speaker 1>off started off all right. That's usually how people like

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<v Speaker 1>dates recapped. Did you just not enjoy hanging out with him?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? I mean I was kind of into him

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<v Speaker 1>the first night. He was nice. I mean, I'm nice

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<v Speaker 1>enough for me to try again for dinner. You're just

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<v Speaker 1>showering this dude with compliments. I thought for sure you

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<v Speaker 1>would have been like head over heels for this guy

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<v Speaker 1>since you invited him to your son's teaball game, because

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<v Speaker 1>that's a big leap. Yeah, how do you know he

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<v Speaker 1>went to my kids game? He told us all about it,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh he did, He told you everything. Yeah, he said

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<v Speaker 1>that you guys went out on a Friday night, had

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<v Speaker 1>some drinks and dinner on Saturday, and then your son's

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<v Speaker 1>baseball game on Sunday. Yeah, and he's confused because he

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<v Speaker 1>thought you had a wonderful time each of those days.

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<v Speaker 1>Well something changed Sunday at the baseball games. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean we're at the little league game, having a nice time,

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<v Speaker 1>and suddenly he kind of starts like talking trash about

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<v Speaker 1>these little kids split skills. He's ripping on the kids.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's understandable, little League A play is terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>They're children, yeah, I know, and little kids. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean they're five years old and it's time to step

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<v Speaker 1>it up and play like an eight year old. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what I say. But so he was ripping on the

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<v Speaker 1>kids the whole time. Yeah, I mean he's like cracking

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<v Speaker 1>jokes about I'm kind of loudly, and like other parents

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<v Speaker 1>are starting to kind of give weird glances. And then

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<v Speaker 1>at one point he like turns to me and says,

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<v Speaker 1>in all seriousness, and he says, it looks like your

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<v Speaker 1>son could use some throwing lessons. What don't worry, don't

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<v Speaker 1>worry about it. I'll teach him how to not throw

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<v Speaker 1>like a girl. There was so much wrong with that statement.

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<v Speaker 1>Was he serious about that or was it a really

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<v Speaker 1>bad joke. He seemed totally serious about it to me,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I mean, he made a point about it two

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<v Speaker 1>or three times, two or three times. What was your response?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, did you say anything back to him? I

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<v Speaker 1>mean my mom would have been like, yeah, you're right,

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<v Speaker 1>the kids sucks. But did you say, don't talk about

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<v Speaker 1>my kid that way? No? I didn't say a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm not gonna honor that with a response.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was fuming. Okay, understandable. So well, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I don't want some jerks like that around me

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<v Speaker 1>or my kids totally. Well, unfortunately he's kind of around

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<v Speaker 1>you right now, because he's actually on the other line

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<v Speaker 1>listening to this phone call and wants to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 1>What yep, Sam, are you there? Brand Uh? Hello? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess we should probably have a little chat then,

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't we. Um? Yeah, First of all, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>just what there is to say right now, Sam, except

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<v Speaker 1>you know, maybe you'd like to apologize. What's just how

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<v Speaker 1>you go? So let me finish. I just said, for

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<v Speaker 1>the record, I was trying to help, all right. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't mean anything malicious. I wasn't trying to be nasty.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just calling it like it was. I like sports.

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<v Speaker 1>I can kind of get into sports. I wasn't being

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<v Speaker 1>vicious or nasty. I mean, I didn't, like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>get drunk or throw my beer. You make it sound

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<v Speaker 1>like I was, So I'm sort of yetty out there

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<v Speaker 1>in the stand. You know, I wasn't. Not to my

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<v Speaker 1>estimation anyway. And yeah, you know, look, I was trying

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<v Speaker 1>to find a way to honestly kind of bond with

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<v Speaker 1>your kid, and I thought maybe if we could play

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<v Speaker 1>some baseball. I mean, because I know you've got your son,

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<v Speaker 1>and your son's your top priorities. Show if I want

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<v Speaker 1>to be with you, I have to get along with

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<v Speaker 1>your son as well. That's that's a part of who

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<v Speaker 1>you are. So I'm trying. I was trying to help.

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<v Speaker 1>I was honestly. I wasn't gonna lie to you or

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<v Speaker 1>sugarcoat anything. I'm just saying it like it was. You're

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna bond with a five year old kid by

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<v Speaker 1>killing his mother that he sucks. I'm sorry, I know

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<v Speaker 1>it's just gonna sound weird, but I didn't mean that

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<v Speaker 1>in a bad way. You didn't mean it in a

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<v Speaker 1>bad way. You were actually critiquing a five year old

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<v Speaker 1>performance like you should just be happy if they make

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<v Speaker 1>it to first base. Instead of third base. Look, if

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<v Speaker 1>you start now, you might actually have like a cal

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<v Speaker 1>ripkin on your hands. You know, if you could have

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<v Speaker 1>started early, you totally be one of those dads when

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<v Speaker 1>you have kids, won't you. Yeah? Maybe? I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't see any problem with wanting your kids to be

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<v Speaker 1>the best that they can be. And Brenda, honestly, that's

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<v Speaker 1>all I want for your son is just I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want him to suck as bad as you did that day.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, And I mean that with all do

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<v Speaker 1>what do you respect? That is so rude. If you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna take it rude, it's gonna be rude. You could just,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, laugh at all. You have no idea about

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<v Speaker 1>what you're saying, do you. I have every idea what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. I was offering to help him be better.

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<v Speaker 1>If you didn't want me to help, you just said thanks,

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<v Speaker 1>but no thanks. You didn't have to ghost me on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone like this. Oh. I don't even know what

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<v Speaker 1>to say to that. There's nothing wrong with my son's

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<v Speaker 1>athletic ability. There's something mentally wrong with you cizing five

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<v Speaker 1>year old kids. Look again, for the record, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>that there's anything wrong quote unquote with your kids athletic ability.

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<v Speaker 1>I just said he could be better. Well in that case, Brenda,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go on a second date with Sam?

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<v Speaker 1>I know he'd like to see you again. We'll pay

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<v Speaker 1>for it. Oh yeah, I'd love to go on a

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<v Speaker 1>second date with some guy. He's gonna criticize my son's

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<v Speaker 1>spelling kiss well, you know if he's if he's not

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<v Speaker 1>a good speller. I was a great speller growing up

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<v Speaker 1>at Brenda, Sam could coach your kid in all the

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<v Speaker 1>ways of being a man. Yeah, he's the worst super dad.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sure you don't want to go out with him? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm positive on this very y. That's extremely disappointing. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess we did find out that Sam is oh for

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<v Speaker 1>one in the date department. Just shows Sam that every

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<v Speaker 1>time he criticizes a five year old throwing skills, he

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<v Speaker 1>definitely doesn't get a date. Maybe next time he'll try

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<v Speaker 1>to not do that. What do you think, Sam, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>at least he didn't wrap me out about the ice cream,

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<v Speaker 1>So that's night. Yeah, don't worry about it, Brenda, thanks

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<v Speaker 1>for your time in the morning. Text in at seven

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<v Speaker 1>eight five nine two says I bet Sam throws like

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<v Speaker 1>a girl broken jewel in the morning talking about today's

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<v Speaker 1>second date update. If you missed it, this dude, Sam

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<v Speaker 1>spent an entire weekend hanging out with Brenda. They went

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<v Speaker 1>to dinner and drinks, and they went to watch her

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<v Speaker 1>son play a little league baseball game, and Sam was

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<v Speaker 1>confused why she wouldn't call him back, especially since they

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<v Speaker 1>spent so much time together. What we called Brenda and

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<v Speaker 1>she told us that she was upset because at little league.

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<v Speaker 1>Sam started making jokes about her kids sports skills. Even

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<v Speaker 1>told Brenda that her son could use some throwing lessons

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<v Speaker 1>and offered to teach him to quote, not throw like

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<v Speaker 1>a girl. Okay, can we just establish a throwing like

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<v Speaker 1>a girl? It should not be an insult. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>am a female. I obviously throw like a female. That's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Sam said that he wasn't trying to be mean. He's

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<v Speaker 1>just being honest and only trying to help, Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you're a little kid not throw like a

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<v Speaker 1>girl out there. Yeah, He's just like, hey, I can

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<v Speaker 1>help if you ever need it. Yeah, that's one thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't eckle the kid. Yeah, yeah, being like you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>like I used to play baseball or whatever. Maybe I

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<v Speaker 1>could help him a little bit, but don't just shade

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<v Speaker 1>the kid. Anyway, Brenda didn't like the criticism, and so

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<v Speaker 1>she decided not to go out with Sam ever again.

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<v Speaker 1>And can you imagine if that's what he gives on

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<v Speaker 1>a first date. Well, it's like six months into her relationship, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>you're actually a failure at life and your mom never

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to when they're just dating, I'm practically your step down,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, you gotta respect. Yeah, anyway, they didn't go

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<v Speaker 1>out again. Remember, if you want to do a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update, all you have to do is email us

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<v Speaker 1>and we will call the person who didn't call you back.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't forget Young Jeffrey's Song of the Week is coming

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<v Speaker 1>up in just a few minutes at eight ten.