WEBVTT - "Be More Like Mussolini!" With Rob Benedict and Paget Brewster

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<v Speaker 1>No entering Stockholm. Oh it is an exciting Will you

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<v Speaker 1>accept my meat steering earn and earning? Will you accept

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<v Speaker 1>my yamn into your past? Oh? Damn, you accept this

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<v Speaker 1>platter of meat and yamn into your past? The reason God. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to possibly the most exciting episode of Will You

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<v Speaker 1>Accept This Rose Ever? This is your hostess with the

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<v Speaker 1>mostest Arta marine along with my sister wife who's been

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<v Speaker 1>gone and ill from cruise related activities. You're back, my lady,

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<v Speaker 1>Aaron fone hashtag treeso hashtag and our and our our

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<v Speaker 1>fearless producer Katie Levie, My god, you guys. First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>so much as amp. First of all, it's nice to

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<v Speaker 1>have you back here. I missed you so much. I

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<v Speaker 1>missed I missed everything about you in this podcast. Can

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<v Speaker 1>I just say friendship, friendship, precious treasures? You guys, We

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<v Speaker 1>just have to get going because, as you all know,

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<v Speaker 1>if you've all been busy watching, so much has happened,

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<v Speaker 1>so much has happened, so much has happened, and so much.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a present for you guys out there. We

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<v Speaker 1>have a present for all of our super fans, and

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<v Speaker 1>thank you so much everybody who's been listening to will

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<v Speaker 1>you accept this Rose putting the word out, We appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a very special present for you. There's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be a bonus episode. It's either going to drop later

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<v Speaker 1>tonight or tomorrow. Hang on to your pants because they're

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<v Speaker 1>about to be knocked off. And it's not just by

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<v Speaker 1>Chad's yams. We have coming to studio. He got limited

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<v Speaker 1>last night The Adorable Bachelor Shinhan so excited. We found

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<v Speaker 1>out about it late last night. There was so much

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<v Speaker 1>texting amongst all the ladies that Paget Brewster Television's TVs.

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<v Speaker 1>Paget Brewster canceled her plans and has to buy her

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<v Speaker 1>friend high end jeans and champagne because she's got to

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<v Speaker 1>come meet Christian in person. Yeah. I like everything about that.

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<v Speaker 1>If I usually canceled plans, I just get like, go

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<v Speaker 1>fund yourself and and not jeans and high end champagne.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been wait, you know, I've been on this. I've

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<v Speaker 1>been on the receiving end. Oh my god. So so

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<v Speaker 1>that'll be a bonus episode dropping tonight with Paget and Christian,

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<v Speaker 1>which we have to behave on a little bit. So

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<v Speaker 1>if we seem behavior just know that ABC is breathing

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<v Speaker 1>down our hot necked. We love you, bou, ABC, We

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<v Speaker 1>love you, we love your work. Hire us. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be like Christian, how is your experience? Exactly what we

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<v Speaker 1>want to say, program, But we truly want to know

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<v Speaker 1>why did you get a Pbody Award? But we want

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<v Speaker 1>to ask is like we did you film with kayleb

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<v Speaker 1>and then it got like That's what I want to know,

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<v Speaker 1>Like did you go to Ohio and film with Kayla

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<v Speaker 1>and then they pulled the plug? But we can't ask

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<v Speaker 1>that because ABC is gonna be list in name. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to ask like, okay, like is there more than

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<v Speaker 1>yams and meat for food? Yeah? I also, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>want to know really a lot about the violence violence.

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<v Speaker 1>Before we get going, we want to do a few,

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<v Speaker 1>just a few housekeeping things up top. We're gonna throw

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<v Speaker 1>a part of you guys in two weeks from tonight

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<v Speaker 1>are other Fearless producer Not really tonight, but in ten

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<v Speaker 1>days Anna, she came up with an idea. Guys, next time, Yeah, Anna,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna have We're gonna do a live tweet on

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<v Speaker 1>June twenty at a pm Pacific, Aaron and Anna and Katie,

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<v Speaker 1>are gonna come over to my house. We're gonna live tweet,

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<v Speaker 1>and then during the commercial breaks, we're going to periscope

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<v Speaker 1>and please join us. It's hashtag w y a t R.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, we couldn't have made it any less easy

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<v Speaker 1>on the tongue to say hashtag w y a t R,

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<v Speaker 1>hashtag rose party. So let's get the Rose party going. Email.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have to shower and do my hair. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, I'm gonna be in full face. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have to go get I'm gonna get I'm contouring, makeup

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<v Speaker 1>done like I'm gonna put another face on top of

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<v Speaker 1>my face, just like just like JoJo's mom. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>drink wine straight from the bottle and take an uber home.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys, I'm getting shipped, Oh my god. But no. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to say you guys have emailed in and

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<v Speaker 1>tweeted in more than ever before. We appreciate it. Debbie Wiseman,

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<v Speaker 1>she emailed in. You sat through four hours so we

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have to. Debbie girl, you know you've got things

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<v Speaker 1>to do. We don't have things to do, so we're

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<v Speaker 1>happy to take that. I canceled my show last night.

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<v Speaker 1>Granted I was sick, but that's why I sound like

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<v Speaker 1>a trunk driver, a trunk driver that I think that

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<v Speaker 1>was part drunk driver and part truck driver to watch

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<v Speaker 1>this program. Jessica on Twitter at I am so sweet,

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<v Speaker 1>she said, I am ready, I am so ready. Thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get ready. I hope that this I hope that

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<v Speaker 1>this comes out for you. One of my favorites last

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<v Speaker 1>night was from Seth Vatt, who's asked at Basebone One wrote,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is such a good tweet when I proposed

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<v Speaker 1>to my lover, let it be amongst the lush, brown

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<v Speaker 1>deadwoods of Nemicolin, Pennsylvania. That was my favorite one as well.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a really good tweet. Shout out to you,

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<v Speaker 1>set Out. And then we got so many great emails

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<v Speaker 1>or email is Rose podcast at gmail dot com. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>a great one from Andrea Johnson. She's from this small

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<v Speaker 1>city where Jordan is from. It's Chico. It has more

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<v Speaker 1>people than a small town, but it operates like one.

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<v Speaker 1>She wrote, I went to the rival high school of Jordan's,

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<v Speaker 1>but my very close friend had all of her fresh

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<v Speaker 1>being classes with him. Her response to him being on

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<v Speaker 1>the show was quote, such a tool which doesn't surprise

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<v Speaker 1>me at all. She's heard as the whole holder brother

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<v Speaker 1>is nice, and she goes pumped to have a football star. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>but if people apparently in his hometown are haters on Jordan's,

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<v Speaker 1>like they still all prefer his brother, well, I think

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<v Speaker 1>I think can we comment? Can we comment on these place? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I would just say like that, I'm still giving Jordan

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<v Speaker 1>the benefit of the doubt because you have an older

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<v Speaker 1>brother who was Aaron Rodgers, like he'll he'll be like

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<v Speaker 1>a Hall of Fame quarterback exactly. I think it's very

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<v Speaker 1>hard and you play football and you don't like you

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<v Speaker 1>obviously have to be so good just to make it

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<v Speaker 1>in the NFL. So I'm still I'm still team Jordan's.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still listen. He totally could be a tool. How

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<v Speaker 1>do we know his hair good? For about half an episode? Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't you know, I don't know. Sweet. Well, here's

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<v Speaker 1>another question about Jordan's from Carly Garrison. I'll take it.

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<v Speaker 1>She wants to know, and Gallus feel free to feel

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<v Speaker 1>free to chime in. She wants to know if Joe

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<v Speaker 1>Joe ends up with Jordan's. Her theory is that they

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<v Speaker 1>secretly started dating before the show started, back when The

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<v Speaker 1>Bachelor with Kayla. But then she said why because let's

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<v Speaker 1>face it, why does Aaron Rogers brother need a date

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<v Speaker 1>on television? What do you think if Jojo wins up

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<v Speaker 1>with Jordan? I just realized going to be jo Jo

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<v Speaker 1>Jo Jojo or Oh my god, that's so exciting. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god. So keep them coming out. But who doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to date on TV when you're hot? Exactly? I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's exactly you guys. I'm and I and again,

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<v Speaker 1>we so appreciate. I feel like the words getting out,

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<v Speaker 1>so we appreciate you guys reaching out. We have one

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<v Speaker 1>more email, Oh my god from Mary Foley my mother,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you doing with your life? Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Mom, Oh my god, stop emailing me.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom. When she was out here last time, I

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<v Speaker 1>brought her. I brought her to a tankle turns that

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<v Speaker 1>I host here at at Meltdown the Dana Gould. I

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<v Speaker 1>brought her. It's like in the back of the you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's we're Join and Camail hosted, but it looks fancy

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<v Speaker 1>when they have it on TV. It's all like lit

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<v Speaker 1>is packed. My mom came. It was like like forty

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<v Speaker 1>weirdos and I like, we're in the back like a

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<v Speaker 1>storage unit at a comic book store. My brother like

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<v Speaker 1>works at a bank. And she's looking at me like,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe we shouldn't have encouraged you to follow your dreams.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. I felt like it was actually for the

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<v Speaker 1>first time I ever like doubt and pity of like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no B plan, no B plan. Can't even type

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<v Speaker 1>that one. You can never ask that to My ex

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<v Speaker 1>girlfriend asked me one time, what's my backup? You? You're

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<v Speaker 1>you're dead to me? And by the way, and coming up,

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<v Speaker 1>do you have any shows? I will be and I

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<v Speaker 1>will next I will be Sunday night. Oh my god, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>do we don't announce yourself yet. Sunday night, I will

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<v Speaker 1>be at Claremont. Don't be jealous. I'll be playing Claremont Flappers.

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<v Speaker 1>Claremont Flappers this Sunday Claremont Flapper and next week green

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<v Speaker 1>Room is also the kitchen. Next I'll be a wise

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<v Speaker 1>guys Salt Lake City. I think this is Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>do you have any upcoming shows you want to plug? Uh? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I always forget to plug my sports podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're out there and You've got a cross group

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<v Speaker 1>of loving The Bachelor and also loving sports. A k

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<v Speaker 1>Or producer Katie. I have a podcast called Sports Without

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<v Speaker 1>Balls where I talked to another lady about sports. Can

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<v Speaker 1>I ask you before we get because we have such

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<v Speaker 1>a surprise, mimister, you guests who just walked in. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys are sports fans. Last night during the football challenge,

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<v Speaker 1>is Jordan a good quarterback? Fantastic? Great to step back

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<v Speaker 1>drop and then through it? Oh my god? All right

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<v Speaker 1>here we go people? Can we just give it for you?

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<v Speaker 1>Guys are just turning in? This is so exciting. First

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<v Speaker 1>of all, it's our mail of the season. He's a guest,

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<v Speaker 1>it's our one of our only straight man who's come. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy and I we met. We did a movie together.

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<v Speaker 1>We were in a movie called A Little Help with

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<v Speaker 1>Jenna Fisher. But you are are you best known? I

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<v Speaker 1>loved your work on Headcase. You were so wonderful on

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<v Speaker 1>Ali Wentworth Show and but Rob Um Rob Benedict. You

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<v Speaker 1>guys from Supernatural? Do you know Aaron Foley? I'm such

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<v Speaker 1>a fan of yours and by the way, I've always

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<v Speaker 1>liked you. We have fun less year at Comic Con much.

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<v Speaker 1>That was great. What do you play in Supernatural? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>I have to start watching this immediately. It plays character Chuck,

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<v Speaker 1>who turns out this season they revealed he's actually God.

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<v Speaker 1>So you have insights about what Jojo should do exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got I can tell Jojo exactly what to do.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I know it's like me and George Burne's

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you to get you a big cigar

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<v Speaker 1>and we need to get you John Denver for the

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<v Speaker 1>children were listening out there. Those were performers that were

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<v Speaker 1>born in the nineteen twenties. Okay, wait a minute, Rob Benedict,

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<v Speaker 1>first of all, you were a g D National treasure.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a goddamn delight. But more than that, like I

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<v Speaker 1>already liked, I mean, you were already in with me.

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<v Speaker 1>But when our mutual from Bruce McCoy, who is a

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<v Speaker 1>writer on RuPaul Drag Race. We've worked together on Man TV.

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<v Speaker 1>He's one of your best friends. When he loved he

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<v Speaker 1>listens for our podcast, who lives in London, listens and

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<v Speaker 1>he goes, you know, Rob Benedict is a huge Bachelor fan.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, wait a minute, like straight man the

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<v Speaker 1>Rob Benedict and he was like, yeah, And I texted

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<v Speaker 1>you and I was like, is this rumor true? You

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<v Speaker 1>love it? It's quite a burden to carry because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta you gotta be in the closet as a

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<v Speaker 1>straight man likes The Bachelor. It's the greatest show on

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<v Speaker 1>Tallivant and god, you're God, you can get away. Ye

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<v Speaker 1>let me ask you. So, here's the best part. So

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<v Speaker 1>you probably, I mean, do you realize like you were

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<v Speaker 1>in the you got maybe the best episode of the

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<v Speaker 1>podcast ever. You've got a w We've never had a

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<v Speaker 1>double episode before, a podcast double episode and quite maybe

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<v Speaker 1>the best two episodes ever. I was literally on the

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<v Speaker 1>edge of my yoga ball. Oh my god. I felt

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<v Speaker 1>like Monday night was like everybody, this is crazy. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>I just I just I know. It was totally edited

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<v Speaker 1>and no one got beat up. But I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>everyone gets the ship them on Tuesday. Okay, Okay, here

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<v Speaker 1>I mean here, Oh my god, you printed out. I

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<v Speaker 1>need the chief I need Okay, I'm gonna you're the best.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's here's my Here's okay. Normally, normally we go in order,

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<v Speaker 1>but there's so much to talk about. I'm just gonna spaghetty.

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<v Speaker 1>I know your virgo brain is organizing and you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>there's too much. Sometimes arn't say something. I'm like, that

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<v Speaker 1>actually happened in the in the minute back to here's

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<v Speaker 1>what's happening, just so you know. At five fifteen, so

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<v Speaker 1>we're doing we're doing a secret bonus episode to Paget

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<v Speaker 1>Bruster's coming at five fifteen. Do you want to look

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<v Speaker 1>around Christian the fucking bachelor who is coming in at

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<v Speaker 1>five thirty? Sorry, I just want you want to see him. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I doesn't want to say much time. We don't have.

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<v Speaker 1>It's time. You guys have literally the thirty minutes. So

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm just going to get greatest hits because normally

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<v Speaker 1>I would go through, but we have we literally have

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<v Speaker 1>four hours of TV shows to talk out about. So

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<v Speaker 1>here we here we go. I just want to throw

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<v Speaker 1>the first things that are coming to me. Just go

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<v Speaker 1>with me, virgos. Let let me take you in a

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<v Speaker 1>Sagittarius free fall, right and I feel safe. Okay, Let's

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<v Speaker 1>start with the yoga class and the full vadge shots. Shots.

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<v Speaker 1>She literally I I took photos that you could actually

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<v Speaker 1>see her vagina through this. Yeah, I mean that is

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<v Speaker 1>if that's actually like what yoga workout is that? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't I never that. I think it's it's called Hollywood

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<v Speaker 1>Bachelor yoga I've never even heard of. My question is,

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<v Speaker 1>is it was that yoga studio like and this is

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<v Speaker 1>what we do, we do like vagina workout? Is that

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<v Speaker 1>was that like their thing? Yeah, don't do anything in

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<v Speaker 1>all series? Is they should have been like it's Tan

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<v Speaker 1>trick yoga or something. I'm sure that exists. Well, when

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<v Speaker 1>she started saying you're going to have an angergasm, like

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<v Speaker 1>shake it all out angergasm kindled, I should have googled,

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<v Speaker 1>like does that yoga place exists? No, so we can

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<v Speaker 1>never go in ever. Now, you know that's got to

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<v Speaker 1>be next door to that weird sex show. We'll get

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<v Speaker 1>to that, all right, to go next to you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go into order funck it. Okay, here we go,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. So by the way, let's I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go as fast as I can. Chad and Daniel are

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<v Speaker 1>this year's j J and Kent JJ not Kent's name

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<v Speaker 1>Clint Clinton, But I like that Daniel and I think

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<v Speaker 1>what might be the greatest, the greatest um quote of

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<v Speaker 1>all times? Could you not be like, he says, the best.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever he says, he says, um, I'll mean it. I

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<v Speaker 1>have I wrote it. It starts with um, let's just

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<v Speaker 1>pretend you're Hitler. And Chad's response, let's not pretend I'm Hitler,

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<v Speaker 1>and he says, let's just say it, and he says,

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<v Speaker 1>let's not say it, and then he says, well, try

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<v Speaker 1>not to be like Hitler, trying to be more like

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<v Speaker 1>Muscle Leany or Bush. No. Then he then Trump, then Busheller,

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<v Speaker 1>Mussolini knowing the best part of it is his torso

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<v Speaker 1>is so incredibly I have a long torso myself. So

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<v Speaker 1>let me just say, like if he and I made babies,

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<v Speaker 1>it would be like full corky dogs that are like

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<v Speaker 1>locked up. Is he gay? I mean, he's trying to

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<v Speaker 1>my clothes off even for even Evin get gay? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, Evan. And by the way, let's scissors. Please?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just cut the hair? I took some good

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<v Speaker 1>screenshot and let's not even I mean, like again, this

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<v Speaker 1>is going to be more all over the place than

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<v Speaker 1>we wanted to be. But like, can we just get

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<v Speaker 1>to Chad for a second, Like, here's the thing about Chad, so, Evan,

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<v Speaker 1>what he's saying to her about Chad, like if you

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<v Speaker 1>eliminated the violence, what he's saying isn't crazy, Like he's

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<v Speaker 1>right like like he's calling out, are you like fucking

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<v Speaker 1>kidding me? You're really keeping the erectile dysfunction? Guy? Like

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<v Speaker 1>he's saying what we're all thinking, yeah, looking at Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>oh sorry, we're looking at and Evan trying to be

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<v Speaker 1>a man. We'll have to we'll have to post that.

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<v Speaker 1>Um you looked in the mirror, was like, oh you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, this isn't working for me? Yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>surely there was that moment like, um, yes, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>stay the course. So yeah, so so when when he

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<v Speaker 1>was Chad was actually telling the truth of like are

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<v Speaker 1>you fucking kidding me? You would if in what world?

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<v Speaker 1>Then I should leave? If you're truly telling me you're

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<v Speaker 1>into this dude, And she's having to be like he

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<v Speaker 1>actually is the truth teller. He just is a psycho path.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, if he wasn't a psychopath, you'd be like, yeah, Chad,

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<v Speaker 1>you're you're you hit the hail nose on the hail.

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<v Speaker 1>Where am I on the nose? Because we're all excited

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<v Speaker 1>because we know that Christian's coming and we had to

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<v Speaker 1>go fast, and we're like Christmas came early this year

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<v Speaker 1>and Santa But Chad, Chad, Chad was I was ready

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<v Speaker 1>by the end to let him go, you know, on

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<v Speaker 1>the rock alone in the bush with the weapon. But

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<v Speaker 1>I thoroughly enjoyed Chad. After all the seasons of Bachelor,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, chasing me one of my whole time papers.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't let him. I was surprised when they actually gave

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<v Speaker 1>him a machette. I gave Alex a tiny little ax. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they gave him a child's toy, randomly chopping. Why how

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<v Speaker 1>about you just go over the log like as we

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<v Speaker 1>just can't get through by the way. And I loved

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<v Speaker 1>to the filter, the black and white filter. They threw

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<v Speaker 1>them at the very end of Chad like they're trying

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<v Speaker 1>to make it like Olivia getting left by the water.

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<v Speaker 1>They made it look like it turned into night. They

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<v Speaker 1>threw in the nighttime filter. And then his his a

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<v Speaker 1>d R whistle that they added in. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>the psycho whistle was amazing. Not his Robert Durst belan,

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<v Speaker 1>what's that called the Janks? Has it sound been so?

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<v Speaker 1>And you know he only did it once and they

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<v Speaker 1>just kept repeating it, Yeah, do you think that was

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<v Speaker 1>him or totally like he didn't. Do you know that

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<v Speaker 1>he did it once? If it was looked, it was

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<v Speaker 1>a genius loop. In the writer's room, they're like, we

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<v Speaker 1>get a weird whistle. Also, there were so many good things,

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<v Speaker 1>like when he was just laying out by the cheosie,

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<v Speaker 1>like you know that shot is him just laying out

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<v Speaker 1>by the but then in the bear and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the greatest job to be an editor of

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<v Speaker 1>the bach. You know what they really because I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like they got We've given shout outs to how great

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<v Speaker 1>the editors are. You miss Do you watch Bachelor in Paradise?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? I watched like little ones and then I

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<v Speaker 1>feel gross, you please watch them then come back again.

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<v Speaker 1>So so they have really great editors and they edit

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<v Speaker 1>in a lot of animals on it. And I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like maybe they maybe they hired one of the editors

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<v Speaker 1>on this one because they went to the bear and

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<v Speaker 1>then they kept going back to his dick, like they

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<v Speaker 1>went from his dick to the bear to the dick

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<v Speaker 1>to some meat plate And what direction were they giving

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<v Speaker 1>him like just look out like out there, I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to know their yams. Do you see a yam? Did

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<v Speaker 1>anybody pause it and just double check you're like? At first,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, is that a full yam that he's

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<v Speaker 1>eating with this? Well, somebody emailed in. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>another person pointed out that they emailed in that he

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<v Speaker 1>was actually eating cooked m and somebody had to like

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<v Speaker 1>fully sound they made it sound like they added in

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<v Speaker 1>the crunching that you look at it. It's because I

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<v Speaker 1>rewound it because I was like, did you did you

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<v Speaker 1>guys hear crunch? Because it looked like a like a

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<v Speaker 1>cooked Yeah. But can I just give a shout out

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<v Speaker 1>to our producer Katie about five minutes ago? You didn't

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<v Speaker 1>see it. But there was a moment where I was

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<v Speaker 1>feeling so crazy and like my spiritual advisor, I made

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<v Speaker 1>eye contact with her and she had to soothe me

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<v Speaker 1>like a kid who like like I was like a

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<v Speaker 1>kid with the harness on, like at that who was

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<v Speaker 1>like trying to get like who like they were like okay, no,

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<v Speaker 1>like daniell learn to use your word. And I looked

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<v Speaker 1>at her and she soothed me, and she did She

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<v Speaker 1>made a slow down motion with her hand and I

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<v Speaker 1>actually felt really soothed. Like, Okay, we like like cognitive

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<v Speaker 1>behavioral therapy. It's like when Katie lowers her hand, it

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<v Speaker 1>means like calm down your bangs. Yes, that's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>When you were texting me this week and you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be it's really fun, I'm like, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to. I know it's gonna be listening. Okay, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go, guys, So now we're back. I just wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to give a shout out to Katie doing both both

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<v Speaker 1>being our producer and being my my like like as

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<v Speaker 1>if she was like my body person, like I'm Obama

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<v Speaker 1>and she's my body man. Okay, so then we get

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<v Speaker 1>to So then let's talk about the date with Chat

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<v Speaker 1>at the yoga class. I thought they had a really

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<v Speaker 1>nice kiss that first Chase, who did I say, chat?

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<v Speaker 1>And then hot and then the woman who was doing

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<v Speaker 1>the weird lifts and that she was gone. I was

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<v Speaker 1>happy she was gone. No, I like that was very intimate,

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<v Speaker 1>and I actually felt like as much as I want

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<v Speaker 1>Wells to wins that I love well girls love the Wells.

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<v Speaker 1>I love Wells because he's like your best friend, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to make out with Wells we all Katie

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<v Speaker 1>wants to make out with Wells, and I do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to make out with well if you don't like

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<v Speaker 1>like super Royded dudes. He's the only children. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're right. He's actually and he seems like he has

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<v Speaker 1>a personality and he could catch a football. Chase is

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<v Speaker 1>a chase is a base chasing the he has no expression.

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<v Speaker 1>That was my only thing about him. He like he

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<v Speaker 1>might be. And then this thing happened when I was

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<v Speaker 1>a little kid, and it was really upsetting, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like there's not anywhere like docer Pants, but that's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>The pants pants music number was. They were tough, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>They went on a date in some weird barrel room,

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<v Speaker 1>like a fake wine cellar that they set up their

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<v Speaker 1>dates have like kegs and like they were like caskets

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<v Speaker 1>of barrels. So then so then I'm just going through.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going on whatever it goes. Because I looked over

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<v Speaker 1>at my Spiritual Advisor and there's the concert, but that barrel, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>the barrel, the wine or anything. My friend was over

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<v Speaker 1>and she had um. She was literally in the neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, well, you can stop by, but you can't,

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<v Speaker 1>like no, talking, and she had never seen the show before.

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<v Speaker 1>She goes, do they get to bone in the winery?

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<v Speaker 1>Now you know what they don't know. That's the fantasy

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<v Speaker 1>she was They want to bone. I know if it

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<v Speaker 1>was Caitlin last year, if it was Caitlin and Nick,

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<v Speaker 1>they would have boned. They would in the wine room

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<v Speaker 1>because that's what that was their church. They boned to

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<v Speaker 1>the Cranberry songs. So so then they cut back to Evan,

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<v Speaker 1>who kept he was pushing chat. He was so fucking annoying.

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<v Speaker 1>He wasn't poke in the bear. He kept poking bear.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted him to get hit. Yeah, he was being

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<v Speaker 1>so fucking annoying. Um, And then I loved There was

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<v Speaker 1>a moment where Chad passed the mirror and he stopped.

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<v Speaker 1>He did a double take of himself and he said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>buddy to himself in the mirror. I'm gonna miss him.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna miss him because he's not gone. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>So then I love Evan's behavior. I thought that worse

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<v Speaker 1>and worse and worse. By the end of the second one,

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<v Speaker 1>I literally was like, you're terrible, And what do you

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<v Speaker 1>fucking think is going to happen if you do a

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<v Speaker 1>speech about him like at the Okay, so we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get there. We're gonna get there in a second, so

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Joe. So he does he does the sex thing.

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<v Speaker 1>They go to the sex which is the stupidest that

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<v Speaker 1>sex show that. Oh I'm at Waterville that I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>like that. They're so dirty. It was so Now, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, my friend texted me a photo he was

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<v Speaker 1>I guess he was in He was in a a

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<v Speaker 1>at that theater that they were using the set for,

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<v Speaker 1>like the bed is the bed. He's like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>they must have fillmed this when we were dark one day,

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<v Speaker 1>like they were bed yeah. So um, so, like what

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<v Speaker 1>do you think is going to happen when you go

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<v Speaker 1>on the stage you tell these sex stories. And by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, the fireman killed it, killed it, killed it.

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<v Speaker 1>What is his name with the yeah, Grant, Grant. Grant

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<v Speaker 1>was awesome. He was so like fun he did he did.

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<v Speaker 1>He felt like a comedian, he felt like a fake firefighter.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, now this guy does like a professional

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<v Speaker 1>spoken word. He's done the moth with this a few times.

0:22:45.600 --> 0:22:49.400
<v Speaker 1>Firefighter by day, moth performer by night. But it's like

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<v Speaker 1>so then it's like, so, then Evan gets up there,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, obviously quite honestly, you know, they hired

0:22:55.640 --> 0:22:59.600
<v Speaker 1>him as the erectile dysfunction episode expert just to do this,

0:22:59.760 --> 0:23:03.800
<v Speaker 1>Like yeah, they were waiting for this particular show. They

0:23:03.840 --> 0:23:07.720
<v Speaker 1>made him do it, and he did. He executed it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:23:07.760 --> 0:23:11.480
<v Speaker 1>although you know, really smarmy he isn't. And then they

0:23:11.560 --> 0:23:13.520
<v Speaker 1>coming back to his seat, you know, he knocks Chad.

0:23:13.760 --> 0:23:16.080
<v Speaker 1>He did, he did do what Chad said he did?

0:23:16.080 --> 0:23:20.640
<v Speaker 1>He did did he udged himself aggressively against Chad. See that,

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<v Speaker 1>wait for me to get out. Not defending Chat. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just saying if you look at the yeah, did you

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<v Speaker 1>think that Katie? Did you notice that you did? I

0:23:30.080 --> 0:23:32.800
<v Speaker 1>thought he totally provoked him, kind of provoke him. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>email us Email us a Rose Podcast Rose Podcast at

0:23:36.280 --> 0:23:37.919
<v Speaker 1>gmail dot com. Let us know what you think if

0:23:37.920 --> 0:23:42.720
<v Speaker 1>you think that Evan didn't the neck was more scary

0:23:42.720 --> 0:23:45.600
<v Speaker 1>to me than the rip shirt, Like you know, that's okay,

0:23:45.720 --> 0:23:48.680
<v Speaker 1>but I did deserve a punch by the second episode.

0:23:48.720 --> 0:23:50.679
<v Speaker 1>I would vote for Ava. I doesn't like, by the way,

0:23:50.840 --> 0:23:53.520
<v Speaker 1>like he's like, gonaive you twenty bucks or American apparel shirt.

0:23:53.800 --> 0:23:55.359
<v Speaker 1>I love like this till the put down of what

0:23:55.480 --> 0:23:59.200
<v Speaker 1>it is. Um. And then so then when when Evan

0:23:59.359 --> 0:24:02.800
<v Speaker 1>was being such a turd burglar saying Joejoe like it's

0:24:03.000 --> 0:24:06.639
<v Speaker 1>me or Chad, and then when she picks him and

0:24:06.640 --> 0:24:11.840
<v Speaker 1>I love Chad's reaction. You were honestly vibing this. It's

0:24:11.880 --> 0:24:15.000
<v Speaker 1>so inappropriate. He's so disrespectful, he's such a pig. But

0:24:15.119 --> 0:24:18.280
<v Speaker 1>I literally like he was so entertaining because again, yeah,

0:24:18.280 --> 0:24:22.639
<v Speaker 1>if you take away the disgusting and the volatility and

0:24:22.640 --> 0:24:26.600
<v Speaker 1>the misogyny, um, he's spot on. It's weird like talking

0:24:26.640 --> 0:24:28.920
<v Speaker 1>to him now in the moment, I hate him so

0:24:29.000 --> 0:24:32.119
<v Speaker 1>much right here, and in the moment that was really funny,

0:24:32.760 --> 0:24:35.439
<v Speaker 1>I know, if you took away the violence, quite honestly,

0:24:35.480 --> 0:24:37.760
<v Speaker 1>because he's big enough. And I didn't realize that he

0:24:37.800 --> 0:24:40.960
<v Speaker 1>was a former marine until Alex sat. I didn't know

0:24:41.080 --> 0:24:42.840
<v Speaker 1>that either. How did we miss that? I don't think

0:24:42.840 --> 0:24:46.520
<v Speaker 1>they said it like aluxury homes sells luxury homes and yeah,

0:24:47.600 --> 0:24:49.880
<v Speaker 1>and by the way, oh my god, I don't think

0:24:49.920 --> 0:24:52.320
<v Speaker 1>I even brought this up. The best email I got

0:24:52.320 --> 0:24:53.919
<v Speaker 1>because I went to Scotstill last weekend, so I went

0:24:53.960 --> 0:24:55.520
<v Speaker 1>into it was a hundred eighteen degrees. I was in

0:24:55.560 --> 0:24:58.159
<v Speaker 1>a fever dream. I got this email. Somebody sent me

0:24:58.200 --> 0:24:59.919
<v Speaker 1>a link and I haven't written down. I'll give you

0:25:00.000 --> 0:25:03.440
<v Speaker 1>a proper shout out later. Um. One of the fans

0:25:03.440 --> 0:25:08.480
<v Speaker 1>emailed in a New York magazine article that that, apparently

0:25:08.720 --> 0:25:11.159
<v Speaker 1>Chad his real name is Brian. I don't know if

0:25:11.200 --> 0:25:12.760
<v Speaker 1>it's two or not, but his real name is Brian,

0:25:13.000 --> 0:25:15.280
<v Speaker 1>and apparently this is how great of a fucking villain

0:25:15.320 --> 0:25:18.679
<v Speaker 1>he is. He bought up all the domains of his

0:25:18.720 --> 0:25:22.000
<v Speaker 1>contestants and Joe Joe, so if you google Joel Fisher,

0:25:22.119 --> 0:25:25.040
<v Speaker 1>it re routes to his Instagram account. They all rerouted

0:25:25.040 --> 0:25:27.040
<v Speaker 1>to Chad, and they have to pay him to buy

0:25:27.040 --> 0:25:38.680
<v Speaker 1>them back, which is the best move ever. He chose Chad,

0:25:38.720 --> 0:25:41.600
<v Speaker 1>like he switched from Brian to Chad, like so like,

0:25:41.680 --> 0:25:43.480
<v Speaker 1>I just feel like you don't even need the violence,

0:25:43.520 --> 0:25:45.760
<v Speaker 1>like being a marine and being that brilliant of an

0:25:45.760 --> 0:25:49.320
<v Speaker 1>evil mastermind, is it not? He could have got himself

0:25:49.359 --> 0:25:52.000
<v Speaker 1>a couple more weeks if he had just not stop

0:25:52.200 --> 0:25:55.480
<v Speaker 1>threatening everybody and not renamed himself chat. Oh my god,

0:25:55.560 --> 0:25:58.680
<v Speaker 1>the naming. So then James went on a date to

0:25:58.720 --> 0:26:04.520
<v Speaker 1>Culver City. James Taylor he was adorable. Yeah, I mean yeah,

0:26:04.640 --> 0:26:06.080
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I mean, we don't want to get in

0:26:06.119 --> 0:26:12.040
<v Speaker 1>the bone zone. I don't want His song was good, though,

0:26:12.920 --> 0:26:17.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. A cardboard cutout is more entertaining than James S. Tayler. No,

0:26:17.760 --> 0:26:22.800
<v Speaker 1>Katie come in sweet. He's sweet, but I don't want

0:26:22.800 --> 0:26:24.159
<v Speaker 1>to get out of with him. I don't want to

0:26:24.160 --> 0:26:29.920
<v Speaker 1>see a wiener that's going to be like he's got

0:26:30.480 --> 0:26:31.639
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to see any I don't want to

0:26:31.680 --> 0:26:35.840
<v Speaker 1>see anybody. I mean, he's obviously nice and like friends,

0:26:35.840 --> 0:26:40.679
<v Speaker 1>friend's friends. You know, I couldn't be gayer and he's friends.

0:26:40.720 --> 0:26:43.240
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I feel bad saying that because he

0:26:43.320 --> 0:26:45.399
<v Speaker 1>was saying I'm friends. He knows his friend zone. That's

0:26:45.400 --> 0:26:47.840
<v Speaker 1>what he was staying there. So I wanted to say, like,

0:26:47.880 --> 0:26:50.760
<v Speaker 1>I actually believe we could give him a makeover and

0:26:50.840 --> 0:26:53.080
<v Speaker 1>make him less friends. I feel like he's got a

0:26:53.119 --> 0:26:55.720
<v Speaker 1>fuckable guy inside and let's cut the hair off. First

0:26:55.720 --> 0:26:59.359
<v Speaker 1>of all, I think, yeah, he's not for everybody, but

0:26:59.440 --> 0:27:01.520
<v Speaker 1>he's for some body. Somebody's going to get out of him,

0:27:01.520 --> 0:27:04.720
<v Speaker 1>but somebody. I play acoustic guitar, like, don't bring it

0:27:04.800 --> 0:27:09.119
<v Speaker 1>out on the absolutely right, you know what we forgave,

0:27:09.240 --> 0:27:12.359
<v Speaker 1>We forgave wells for traveling with a boy band, an

0:27:12.400 --> 0:27:16.280
<v Speaker 1>acapella group. But James Taylor, there's a woman that's going

0:27:16.320 --> 0:27:19.119
<v Speaker 1>to come out of Ross department store in full khaki

0:27:19.240 --> 0:27:22.160
<v Speaker 1>yeah and and not have a lot of major opinions,

0:27:22.400 --> 0:27:25.800
<v Speaker 1>and they're going to leave happy and ask a quick question.

0:27:25.880 --> 0:27:29.240
<v Speaker 1>It's technical. Is his name like James Taylor Murphy. His

0:27:29.320 --> 0:27:31.520
<v Speaker 1>name is James Tayler Christ, But you're gonna love Apparently

0:27:31.560 --> 0:27:34.800
<v Speaker 1>allegedly another changing the name. Apparently he changed his name

0:27:35.080 --> 0:27:37.840
<v Speaker 1>to James Taylor. That's not you don't can't exactly what

0:27:37.960 --> 0:27:40.159
<v Speaker 1>the best part of the producers is rather than just

0:27:40.520 --> 0:27:43.160
<v Speaker 1>like we have I love that they have Chad. They'll

0:27:43.200 --> 0:27:46.480
<v Speaker 1>say Jake, they'll say Nick, but then they'll say James Taylor.

0:27:47.000 --> 0:27:48.960
<v Speaker 1>So Taylor is his last name. That's how they also

0:27:49.040 --> 0:27:50.520
<v Speaker 1>know that some of their viewers are over the age

0:27:50.520 --> 0:27:53.800
<v Speaker 1>of You're going to need a lot of searching comedy him.

0:27:53.880 --> 0:27:59.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm serious. My new name is Beck. So that might

0:27:59.680 --> 0:28:04.280
<v Speaker 1>go a Rock Stewart. We go back to Chad and

0:28:04.440 --> 0:28:06.320
<v Speaker 1>the Yam and the chat at the Am, and then

0:28:06.359 --> 0:28:08.680
<v Speaker 1>we get to the Chad, the Yam and the Canadian.

0:28:08.800 --> 0:28:10.720
<v Speaker 1>Let's pretend you're Hitler, which you've already been through the

0:28:10.840 --> 0:28:13.480
<v Speaker 1>greatest and that was kind of a really a breakup scene.

0:28:13.480 --> 0:28:19.760
<v Speaker 1>It made me actually, yes, Daniel, I actually liked Daniel

0:28:19.880 --> 0:28:21.920
<v Speaker 1>gets better and better. For my first I was like,

0:28:21.960 --> 0:28:23.520
<v Speaker 1>who is this creep? And then I'm like, oh my god,

0:28:23.600 --> 0:28:26.040
<v Speaker 1>Daniel is so bizarre. I know. I think one of

0:28:26.080 --> 0:28:28.840
<v Speaker 1>my favorite things about watching it is putting it on pause,

0:28:29.240 --> 0:28:31.440
<v Speaker 1>taking a photo and sending it to you, like I

0:28:31.520 --> 0:28:34.240
<v Speaker 1>get like, I know the one I am shot. I

0:28:34.800 --> 0:28:36.680
<v Speaker 1>took the shot of the vagina, and I took a

0:28:36.760 --> 0:28:40.760
<v Speaker 1>shot of Daniel bending over like at the waist like

0:28:40.840 --> 0:28:43.720
<v Speaker 1>one of those birds that dips into glasses on desk.

0:28:43.800 --> 0:28:48.160
<v Speaker 1>When he was working out with Chad behind him. Um,

0:28:48.280 --> 0:28:51.080
<v Speaker 1>he wants him to stick in and James t he

0:28:51.160 --> 0:28:53.560
<v Speaker 1>melted my heart. He's one of the most sincere, genuine

0:28:53.600 --> 0:28:56.800
<v Speaker 1>men I've ever met. Oh oh, he switched up his

0:28:56.920 --> 0:28:59.200
<v Speaker 1>name for his music career. The Contestiny we know is James.

0:28:59.240 --> 0:29:02.040
<v Speaker 1>She's fully is indeed James Taylor, but that name is

0:29:02.040 --> 0:29:05.200
<v Speaker 1>already taken in the music industry. When performing, he goes

0:29:05.320 --> 0:29:10.560
<v Speaker 1>by James McCoy. Taylor could be our friend. James McCoy. Okay, okay, okay,

0:29:10.600 --> 0:29:15.800
<v Speaker 1>So his name really is James Taylor and he's swims McCoy. Okay,

0:29:15.840 --> 0:29:19.160
<v Speaker 1>he won some points, he won some points, one point.

0:29:19.360 --> 0:29:21.440
<v Speaker 1>All right, we've got thirteen minutes here we go. So

0:29:21.600 --> 0:29:25.960
<v Speaker 1>many tank tops, so many tank tops. I'm not so into,

0:29:26.160 --> 0:29:29.240
<v Speaker 1>dude to take even wells is in tank tops tank tops.

0:29:29.400 --> 0:29:32.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't don't at all, and I especially don't because

0:29:32.560 --> 0:29:34.680
<v Speaker 1>you know I'm no. You know I'm no, Chad. Don't

0:29:34.720 --> 0:29:37.959
<v Speaker 1>say that about you are. Don't say that well especially well,

0:29:38.120 --> 0:29:43.480
<v Speaker 1>let's not let them. Let us guess what's under you know,

0:29:44.120 --> 0:29:46.560
<v Speaker 1>to bro, Let's put a real shirt on today. Oh

0:29:46.560 --> 0:29:48.320
<v Speaker 1>my god, I'm enjoying you. You have to watch bast

0:29:48.320 --> 0:29:50.520
<v Speaker 1>from Paradise and come back. You're in there like you

0:29:50.560 --> 0:29:54.240
<v Speaker 1>want to come to our viewing party a week two weeks? Okay? Good?

0:29:54.320 --> 0:29:56.720
<v Speaker 1>Can I just say one note that I took. I

0:29:56.800 --> 0:29:59.920
<v Speaker 1>wrote down Pennsylvania exclamation that's coming up, that's coming out.

0:30:00.000 --> 0:30:01.440
<v Speaker 1>Don't even know. Oh, I thought we already know. We

0:30:01.480 --> 0:30:03.160
<v Speaker 1>haven't got that. That's episode two. We're not even They

0:30:03.160 --> 0:30:05.480
<v Speaker 1>were not even done with one. We got Paget, come

0:30:05.520 --> 0:30:07.760
<v Speaker 1>on in Paget. No, should we keep going? Should we

0:30:07.800 --> 0:30:10.320
<v Speaker 1>keep going? Should we just let's folder in like eggs

0:30:11.000 --> 0:30:14.040
<v Speaker 1>we're doing? You're early? Oh my god, you guys. Okay,

0:30:14.120 --> 0:30:18.000
<v Speaker 1>here we come there. Now you can speak freely? Okay, okay, guys,

0:30:18.040 --> 0:30:19.719
<v Speaker 1>we're in the middle of our first episode. You're our

0:30:19.760 --> 0:30:21.720
<v Speaker 1>bonus episode, but you can get in. But speak freely,

0:30:21.760 --> 0:30:25.240
<v Speaker 1>you guys, Paget Brewster, ladyship. Are you sick? I'm not.

0:30:25.320 --> 0:30:26.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm not hitting that, do you know? Do you know?

0:30:29.560 --> 0:30:34.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm okay? So here's the thing, here's the breakdown. We

0:30:34.400 --> 0:30:36.760
<v Speaker 1>can speak freely now until five fifteen, and then we're

0:30:36.760 --> 0:30:39.120
<v Speaker 1>gonna start the second episode, which ABC is going to

0:30:39.200 --> 0:30:41.920
<v Speaker 1>listen to, so we have to Hey, so here we are, here,

0:30:41.920 --> 0:30:43.920
<v Speaker 1>where we're up to? Right now? We just real quick,

0:30:44.040 --> 0:30:47.840
<v Speaker 1>so exactly how so we're talking? How do we behave

0:30:48.440 --> 0:30:51.480
<v Speaker 1>We can't we can't ask stuff, we can't ship talk,

0:30:51.680 --> 0:30:54.400
<v Speaker 1>got it right? Okay? We want ABC to want to

0:30:54.440 --> 0:30:58.400
<v Speaker 1>send us more bachelors? Okay, okay, was your experience? Okay?

0:30:58.440 --> 0:31:01.160
<v Speaker 1>So here we are, we're up to we're up to um.

0:31:01.400 --> 0:31:03.160
<v Speaker 1>So we're up to the pool party. We're up to

0:31:03.240 --> 0:31:05.880
<v Speaker 1>the pool party. And then when everybody was excited about

0:31:05.880 --> 0:31:08.360
<v Speaker 1>her bikini, and Chad says, I don't like it. I

0:31:08.480 --> 0:31:10.960
<v Speaker 1>know what she probably looks like. I can tell through

0:31:11.000 --> 0:31:15.520
<v Speaker 1>her clothes. I love that. Going to the commercial break,

0:31:15.640 --> 0:31:18.680
<v Speaker 1>him saying I'm going to cut everyone's legs and arms off,

0:31:18.840 --> 0:31:22.200
<v Speaker 1>and there's gonna be torsos in the pool. It's like

0:31:22.600 --> 0:31:30.680
<v Speaker 1>it's like Black Dahlia Avenger pool party. So how does

0:31:30.720 --> 0:31:34.360
<v Speaker 1>he sell homes? Like, bitch, you want this house? Kill

0:31:34.440 --> 0:31:38.160
<v Speaker 1>you if you don't. Oh my god, Pat coming to leave.

0:31:38.480 --> 0:31:43.240
<v Speaker 1>I actually I find Chad to be the most compelling.

0:31:45.720 --> 0:31:47.640
<v Speaker 1>That's why I'm so clod because I was. He's kind

0:31:47.680 --> 0:31:49.560
<v Speaker 1>of a genius. I want you to know I woke

0:31:49.640 --> 0:31:51.800
<v Speaker 1>up thinking about you because I was thinking about how

0:31:52.120 --> 0:31:54.600
<v Speaker 1>I was like fun, Pat, get fifteen minutes to like

0:31:55.000 --> 0:31:57.360
<v Speaker 1>share her, really, because there's so much to say. So

0:31:57.400 --> 0:31:59.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm glad that you're here. We're gonna we can still

0:32:00.000 --> 0:32:04.840
<v Speaker 1>admire Chad. Chad. We just like his violence. Okay, he's horrible,

0:32:04.960 --> 0:32:07.640
<v Speaker 1>so we're getting too. We're gonna so he's coming. How

0:32:07.720 --> 0:32:12.560
<v Speaker 1>much I have to calm down? Okay, he got pool.

0:32:12.680 --> 0:32:14.240
<v Speaker 1>So we're at the pool party. So many men of

0:32:14.320 --> 0:32:19.000
<v Speaker 1>TikTok's chicken fights and esther Williams. Oh god, that was

0:32:19.360 --> 0:32:25.600
<v Speaker 1>so horrible when the biggest of them all first of two.

0:32:25.880 --> 0:32:28.480
<v Speaker 1>They did do a really good job though that They

0:32:28.640 --> 0:32:30.800
<v Speaker 1>must have worked on that and they were good stars

0:32:30.840 --> 0:32:33.840
<v Speaker 1>about it. They did a great job. That's not easy

0:32:33.920 --> 0:32:36.320
<v Speaker 1>to do. By the way, it does make me like

0:32:36.640 --> 0:32:39.640
<v Speaker 1>Aaron Rodgers brother that Jordan Rodgers is game enough to

0:32:39.720 --> 0:32:41.480
<v Speaker 1>like be like he seems all in on all the

0:32:41.600 --> 0:32:44.880
<v Speaker 1>dumb things they have to do. I'm all in with Jordan.

0:32:45.120 --> 0:32:47.160
<v Speaker 1>I think he's fantastic. I feel like he already wanted

0:32:47.160 --> 0:32:50.480
<v Speaker 1>to want more Evan, But why is she doing the

0:32:50.520 --> 0:32:52.440
<v Speaker 1>whole Like, I don't know exactly how you feel? Is

0:32:52.480 --> 0:32:58.400
<v Speaker 1>that just that he love you? I think that she

0:32:58.680 --> 0:33:01.520
<v Speaker 1>actually likes him the most and I feel that way

0:33:01.600 --> 0:33:04.160
<v Speaker 1>and because like he has maybe because he is sort

0:33:04.200 --> 0:33:06.760
<v Speaker 1>of like he has a little status because his brother,

0:33:07.040 --> 0:33:08.880
<v Speaker 1>Like maybe she feels like he's a player, and like

0:33:09.160 --> 0:33:10.800
<v Speaker 1>maybe she's like, why are you here? Are you here

0:33:10.840 --> 0:33:12.960
<v Speaker 1>for the right reasons? Like are you going to suck

0:33:13.040 --> 0:33:15.520
<v Speaker 1>me over? But he's in exactly the same position that

0:33:15.600 --> 0:33:18.120
<v Speaker 1>she was in. I just don't understand it because why

0:33:18.160 --> 0:33:20.040
<v Speaker 1>wo why would he why would he give her more

0:33:20.040 --> 0:33:22.600
<v Speaker 1>than he's already giving her. I know how much he's

0:33:22.640 --> 0:33:26.880
<v Speaker 1>asking too much change his hair. It's a little like

0:33:27.360 --> 0:33:31.760
<v Speaker 1>a little too floppy with scissors. To that whole bunch,

0:33:31.920 --> 0:33:33.600
<v Speaker 1>there's the one guy. He's got this kind of thing,

0:33:33.760 --> 0:33:38.280
<v Speaker 1>same anything. And he is a hair dresser. I know

0:33:38.840 --> 0:33:43.560
<v Speaker 1>he's a hairdresser. Yeah, he's he's a barber. He's probably

0:33:43.560 --> 0:33:46.680
<v Speaker 1>a barb well, and I also like that. To me,

0:33:46.760 --> 0:33:48.480
<v Speaker 1>the worst of all of them is the swimmer. The

0:33:48.560 --> 0:33:53.600
<v Speaker 1>fucking swimmer Robbie threw on the pool table. I didn't

0:33:53.680 --> 0:33:55.120
<v Speaker 1>like that, you know what. I thought that was a

0:33:55.200 --> 0:33:58.000
<v Speaker 1>smooth move on him. I really did. I was impressed.

0:33:58.160 --> 0:34:02.520
<v Speaker 1>I did desperate him. I was. I also I feel

0:34:02.520 --> 0:34:03.760
<v Speaker 1>like that if it would be like I want to

0:34:03.800 --> 0:34:06.120
<v Speaker 1>get thrown on the pool table by Jordan's not Robbie,

0:34:06.520 --> 0:34:10.600
<v Speaker 1>but she was swept away in that moment he picked

0:34:10.600 --> 0:34:14.160
<v Speaker 1>her up, put her on that. By the way, we

0:34:14.640 --> 0:34:16.080
<v Speaker 1>so just to catch you up, to give you one

0:34:16.400 --> 0:34:18.200
<v Speaker 1>moment you get. What do you want to say about

0:34:18.200 --> 0:34:22.160
<v Speaker 1>the yoga class, about chat Chase? Oh no, I no,

0:34:22.440 --> 0:34:24.759
<v Speaker 1>I didn't. You know what. My whole my my whole

0:34:24.760 --> 0:34:27.279
<v Speaker 1>obsession right now is that I think and I don't

0:34:27.719 --> 0:34:31.759
<v Speaker 1>I believe that Chad it has gone off his hd

0:34:31.920 --> 0:34:34.880
<v Speaker 1>H and steroids, and that he's actually a smart man.

0:34:35.440 --> 0:34:38.560
<v Speaker 1>He's brilliant. He's brilliant. So so that's what I'm mesmerized

0:34:38.560 --> 0:34:40.600
<v Speaker 1>by Chase, the hot with the hot eye, the yoga,

0:34:40.640 --> 0:34:44.400
<v Speaker 1>the good day. I don't know, he's not doing it

0:34:44.480 --> 0:34:47.440
<v Speaker 1>for me anymore. Okay, here we go. So then we're

0:34:47.480 --> 0:34:51.400
<v Speaker 1>getting back to the pool party. Um, so many Puka beads,

0:34:51.400 --> 0:34:53.719
<v Speaker 1>so many Pooka nelaces, Oh my god, because that's it's

0:34:53.800 --> 0:34:56.360
<v Speaker 1>they stole that from um Naked and Afraid. That's how

0:34:56.440 --> 0:34:58.759
<v Speaker 1>they mike the people on Naked and Afraid. It's in

0:34:58.800 --> 0:35:01.360
<v Speaker 1>a little lanyard necklace. That's why my sister sounds like

0:35:01.560 --> 0:35:06.560
<v Speaker 1>she looks so weird. Afraid. Yeah, yeah, because they knew

0:35:06.680 --> 0:35:08.200
<v Speaker 1>they were about to start the pool party. They had

0:35:08.239 --> 0:35:11.160
<v Speaker 1>to mike them. Yeah, because I literally was like, did

0:35:11.239 --> 0:35:13.480
<v Speaker 1>everyone just go out and by the same everyone went

0:35:13.520 --> 0:35:16.480
<v Speaker 1>to Urban Outfitters and got the same man Puuka networks? Okay,

0:35:16.800 --> 0:35:19.279
<v Speaker 1>so then and then I wanted Evan to drown and

0:35:19.440 --> 0:35:23.080
<v Speaker 1>get a nose. Well, the best part is they said,

0:35:23.280 --> 0:35:25.880
<v Speaker 1>they said, even Chad seems to be having fun, and

0:35:25.920 --> 0:35:29.000
<v Speaker 1>then they cracked to him eating meat by a flamingo.

0:35:29.440 --> 0:35:32.840
<v Speaker 1>Flamingo and Flamenco also is slowly the wind is slowly

0:35:32.920 --> 0:35:38.240
<v Speaker 1>blowing it towards Oh my god, Flamenco is gonna get funed. Okay.

0:35:38.360 --> 0:35:41.640
<v Speaker 1>And then how about Derek in his dumb suit jumping

0:35:41.840 --> 0:35:47.480
<v Speaker 1>in That was so stupid? Okay, totally even when he

0:35:47.520 --> 0:35:51.239
<v Speaker 1>did that, she was like, oh, that's not even funny. Actually,

0:35:51.280 --> 0:35:53.239
<v Speaker 1>I will say to give because I have not been

0:35:53.320 --> 0:35:55.560
<v Speaker 1>that into Derek. But then when Derek actually manned up

0:35:55.560 --> 0:35:58.560
<v Speaker 1>to Chad, when he stood up to Chad, I actually

0:35:58.640 --> 0:36:00.520
<v Speaker 1>felt like he was a little more, like he had

0:36:00.560 --> 0:36:02.200
<v Speaker 1>a little more balls than he did, and he was

0:36:02.280 --> 0:36:04.800
<v Speaker 1>very articulates and he was not and he was defending

0:36:04.800 --> 0:36:07.880
<v Speaker 1>her in a way that was he wasn't. He actually

0:36:08.000 --> 0:36:09.960
<v Speaker 1>Chad back down with him like man and man. He

0:36:10.360 --> 0:36:13.160
<v Speaker 1>he stood his ground. We did. I'll give him one ball.

0:36:13.280 --> 0:36:15.879
<v Speaker 1>Still totally boring. Yeah, I don't want to make out

0:36:15.880 --> 0:36:17.879
<v Speaker 1>with him. So then she shows up We're at the Rostar, Moody.

0:36:18.000 --> 0:36:22.160
<v Speaker 1>She shows up in a crop top outfit. How do weel? Yeah,

0:36:22.760 --> 0:36:26.800
<v Speaker 1>she can pull it off. Though he liked it, like

0:36:27.239 --> 0:36:31.759
<v Speaker 1>like a seventh year old boy from Missouri a little

0:36:31.800 --> 0:36:35.239
<v Speaker 1>he had a little bones one for her. You guys,

0:36:35.320 --> 0:36:37.120
<v Speaker 1>so let's get to the best thing that might have.

0:36:37.280 --> 0:36:39.560
<v Speaker 1>I mean there's so many. I mean, honestly, ABC, if

0:36:39.560 --> 0:36:43.680
<v Speaker 1>you're if you are listening to this, so then they

0:36:43.719 --> 0:36:47.840
<v Speaker 1>go ready, it feels so good to be in Pennsylvania.

0:36:49.400 --> 0:36:53.360
<v Speaker 1>I literally wrote down Pennsylvania with an exclamation point, paused,

0:36:53.400 --> 0:36:57.000
<v Speaker 1>and we were crying. We were texting, just Pennsylvania text.

0:36:57.120 --> 0:37:00.880
<v Speaker 1>I was like, Pennsylvania. I was rama of the l

0:37:00.960 --> 0:37:07.000
<v Speaker 1>A out and go to fucking Ville. She's not from there,

0:37:07.000 --> 0:37:10.240
<v Speaker 1>there's no connection. She went in a U S mail plane.

0:37:10.400 --> 0:37:15.960
<v Speaker 1>Depends I can buy play from l A and I

0:37:17.360 --> 0:37:22.160
<v Speaker 1>too expensive. We gotta lower this budget again produced by

0:37:22.200 --> 0:37:23.840
<v Speaker 1>the way, So they get so they get to the

0:37:24.120 --> 0:37:28.400
<v Speaker 1>NEMA colin Estates and then by then the music the

0:37:28.560 --> 0:37:34.040
<v Speaker 1>music is electric guitars. Even electric guitars can't make Pennsylvania cool.

0:37:34.239 --> 0:37:36.760
<v Speaker 1>Like and the guys are in the jeeps off roading,

0:37:36.840 --> 0:37:40.279
<v Speaker 1>like who Pennsylvania? Like the uncle that you have to

0:37:40.320 --> 0:37:42.759
<v Speaker 1>see in Christmas that you have nothing in common? And

0:37:42.800 --> 0:37:44.440
<v Speaker 1>can we talk about the like I know we're not

0:37:44.560 --> 0:37:50.680
<v Speaker 1>quite there, but the dog sled dogs weather. I didn't

0:37:50.719 --> 0:37:55.239
<v Speaker 1>like that terrible. I was just in Alaska and I

0:37:55.360 --> 0:37:57.200
<v Speaker 1>wanted to go, and there was snow on the ground,

0:37:57.320 --> 0:37:59.080
<v Speaker 1>and they were like, you know what, it's not that

0:37:59.200 --> 0:38:01.160
<v Speaker 1>great for the dogs. There's not enough snow on the ground.

0:38:01.280 --> 0:38:04.279
<v Speaker 1>We won't take you, like like you can't do it,

0:38:05.080 --> 0:38:09.080
<v Speaker 1>Like someone was bored and create, Okay, we're not there yet.

0:38:09.520 --> 0:38:15.600
<v Speaker 1>They first pull up at the Ardenist Dates and then

0:38:15.680 --> 0:38:19.560
<v Speaker 1>they had the stupidest fucking guys and this is where

0:38:19.600 --> 0:38:24.120
<v Speaker 1>Jordan played along, sliding down banisters and jumping across the

0:38:24.200 --> 0:38:26.279
<v Speaker 1>beds because they were so excited to be at the

0:38:26.400 --> 0:38:36.120
<v Speaker 1>Numb Pennsylvania. So then we're on the dog slid, Oh

0:38:36.200 --> 0:38:38.960
<v Speaker 1>my god, dog slid on wheels. And then they get

0:38:39.040 --> 0:38:44.439
<v Speaker 1>the hot top. Luke Okay, guys, Luke his his funked

0:38:44.520 --> 0:38:46.560
<v Speaker 1>up teeth. I don't like, but I liked his date.

0:38:46.760 --> 0:38:50.840
<v Speaker 1>Talk to me. I think he has severe PTS. You know,

0:38:51.000 --> 0:38:52.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm not kidding. I don't think it's funny. I think

0:38:52.600 --> 0:38:55.000
<v Speaker 1>the guy really is damad. I think he's really hurt

0:38:55.080 --> 0:38:58.279
<v Speaker 1>and there he's there's almost no there there. And I

0:38:58.400 --> 0:39:01.360
<v Speaker 1>think he's probably a really good guy who uses the

0:39:01.400 --> 0:39:04.720
<v Speaker 1>word like a bit too much, but he is he's

0:39:04.920 --> 0:39:09.319
<v Speaker 1>he's not well, he seems clinically depressed. She's I don't

0:39:09.320 --> 0:39:11.120
<v Speaker 1>feel like she sees it. She's like, he's just hot

0:39:11.200 --> 0:39:13.759
<v Speaker 1>like a model. I'm like, he's actually like creepy, like

0:39:13.840 --> 0:39:17.719
<v Speaker 1>a damn. I feel bad watching it because I'm like,

0:39:17.800 --> 0:39:20.399
<v Speaker 1>he's a hero, he's a veteran. I want to see

0:39:20.480 --> 0:39:22.520
<v Speaker 1>him through her eyes and make him hot like a model.

0:39:22.560 --> 0:39:25.520
<v Speaker 1>But I'm like, I can't get he's there's there's there's

0:39:25.600 --> 0:39:29.880
<v Speaker 1>bats and cobbubs in the eyes. There's something there was

0:39:30.120 --> 0:39:33.120
<v Speaker 1>it is, but there's also a sweetness about it. I'm

0:39:33.120 --> 0:39:36.520
<v Speaker 1>not saying he's not yeah spoken, I think I think

0:39:36.600 --> 0:39:39.880
<v Speaker 1>there's there's there's a there's a lot going on to

0:39:40.120 --> 0:39:48.000
<v Speaker 1>nothing going on. I was likely and was the best

0:39:48.080 --> 0:39:49.880
<v Speaker 1>way to get into a hot It was good. I

0:39:50.040 --> 0:39:52.440
<v Speaker 1>like that he chopped wood well, and I like the

0:39:52.560 --> 0:39:55.239
<v Speaker 1>cute dunky. She looks so good in a bikini and

0:39:55.760 --> 0:39:57.600
<v Speaker 1>as a straight lady. It's like I would make out

0:39:57.600 --> 0:40:00.799
<v Speaker 1>with Jojo, who wouldn't make out actual really like Luke.

0:40:00.880 --> 0:40:03.200
<v Speaker 1>And then you cut too when he's sort of in

0:40:03.280 --> 0:40:05.880
<v Speaker 1>the in between Chad and Alex and he's asking like

0:40:06.200 --> 0:40:10.080
<v Speaker 1>really weird questions and I like this guy there it

0:40:10.200 --> 0:40:16.800
<v Speaker 1>is this guys, someone's under your porch. Maybe maybe you

0:40:16.840 --> 0:40:19.279
<v Speaker 1>know they're in the pool, the arms and the so

0:40:19.360 --> 0:40:21.400
<v Speaker 1>then we get to there, so they're on the day.

0:40:21.520 --> 0:40:23.960
<v Speaker 1>We caught back to Chad with his dick shot looking

0:40:24.000 --> 0:40:27.000
<v Speaker 1>at the bear and and they says, quote, it's not

0:40:27.280 --> 0:40:30.520
<v Speaker 1>he says about himself, it's not a wise decision to

0:40:30.680 --> 0:40:34.840
<v Speaker 1>poke to poke the Chad bear. He rob as a

0:40:34.920 --> 0:40:37.440
<v Speaker 1>straight man, as a man and a man on planet.

0:40:37.680 --> 0:40:40.000
<v Speaker 1>Would you ever call yourself the rab bear? I would

0:40:40.120 --> 0:40:44.799
<v Speaker 1>know there's not a world that maybe a teddy bear bear.

0:40:45.160 --> 0:40:48.200
<v Speaker 1>And that's why Chad would kick my ass. I wanted

0:40:48.280 --> 0:40:49.759
<v Speaker 1>him to fight the bear. I wanted there to be

0:40:49.880 --> 0:40:56.040
<v Speaker 1>like them. It looked like they were cutting to right that, like, yeah,

0:40:56.080 --> 0:40:57.600
<v Speaker 1>it's like the revenue. He's gonna get up there and

0:40:57.719 --> 0:41:02.520
<v Speaker 1>punch it. He's liken't tried bear me and I'm starving. Also,

0:41:02.800 --> 0:41:04.279
<v Speaker 1>let's give a little side note of what's going on,

0:41:04.320 --> 0:41:06.239
<v Speaker 1>because Katie called me down earlier. The best part is

0:41:06.440 --> 0:41:10.280
<v Speaker 1>Katie keeps flicking over to see like a Santa's arriving. Okay,

0:41:10.320 --> 0:41:12.839
<v Speaker 1>we're fine, So then we have here's the best part.

0:41:12.960 --> 0:41:16.120
<v Speaker 1>So then there there they are as I if you

0:41:16.160 --> 0:41:18.640
<v Speaker 1>guys listened to last season, but Eddie Peppertone and I

0:41:18.760 --> 0:41:21.120
<v Speaker 1>talked a lot about the horror of having to slow

0:41:21.200 --> 0:41:23.200
<v Speaker 1>dance as a party of one in front of a band.

0:41:23.239 --> 0:41:25.439
<v Speaker 1>This time you're on stage with people who have camera fall.

0:41:25.560 --> 0:41:28.960
<v Speaker 1>That was I just read no no no no no

0:41:31.200 --> 0:41:33.239
<v Speaker 1>no no no no no. I wrote down who are

0:41:33.320 --> 0:41:36.080
<v Speaker 1>these people? Who are these people? And then as a

0:41:36.200 --> 0:41:39.160
<v Speaker 1>country knockerball? What is knocker ball? What did I write

0:41:39.160 --> 0:41:43.200
<v Speaker 1>down with ball? Okay, so we're at football, Okay, so

0:41:43.280 --> 0:41:47.480
<v Speaker 1>we will get there in a second. No, Dan, But

0:41:47.640 --> 0:41:51.200
<v Speaker 1>it's like I was, oh, Dan plus sha, I don't know,

0:41:51.440 --> 0:41:53.359
<v Speaker 1>And then I wasn't you maybe there are a Christian group?

0:41:53.360 --> 0:41:55.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't. I didn't honestly, because there's a cross from

0:41:55.120 --> 0:41:58.280
<v Speaker 1>the back. I thought serious. I didn't see the serious.

0:41:58.840 --> 0:42:05.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, my Katie country. Okay, so question what the

0:42:05.360 --> 0:42:07.320
<v Speaker 1>hell with the camera phones? I didn't like. It's like

0:42:07.360 --> 0:42:08.920
<v Speaker 1>it is it supposed to be hot that you're so

0:42:09.880 --> 0:42:12.400
<v Speaker 1>famous that you make out with people filming you, Like,

0:42:12.480 --> 0:42:15.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. We feel like they got everyone in

0:42:16.080 --> 0:42:18.040
<v Speaker 1>that town in Pennsylvania. So you get to watch a

0:42:18.160 --> 0:42:20.719
<v Speaker 1>free show if you sign a disclosure agreement and we

0:42:20.760 --> 0:42:22.360
<v Speaker 1>can shoot you and then they were there for the

0:42:22.360 --> 0:42:24.120
<v Speaker 1>Bachelor that they knew what they were there for, so

0:42:24.160 --> 0:42:25.640
<v Speaker 1>they just wanted to shoot whoever it was. They don't

0:42:25.640 --> 0:42:27.040
<v Speaker 1>know who was gonna be, but I wanted to shoot him.

0:42:27.080 --> 0:42:28.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. I think they gave him all phones

0:42:28.640 --> 0:42:31.759
<v Speaker 1>and then collected the phones at the end. Okay, maybe, yeah,

0:42:31.760 --> 0:42:33.680
<v Speaker 1>I agree with you. They felt like one brand of phone.

0:42:33.719 --> 0:42:38.680
<v Speaker 1>It felt like LG. Everybody's that the LG. She did

0:42:38.719 --> 0:42:40.439
<v Speaker 1>stop kissing him and looked in the camera and said,

0:42:40.520 --> 0:42:46.520
<v Speaker 1>how about that a T and T reception. Then we

0:42:46.680 --> 0:42:51.360
<v Speaker 1>get to the football game, James Taylor and that that bandana.

0:42:52.719 --> 0:42:56.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, man, the in the in another bloody nose.

0:42:56.840 --> 0:42:59.080
<v Speaker 1>In the football game, you could tell she was bummed

0:42:59.120 --> 0:43:03.239
<v Speaker 1>that the blue team when know the white team. Yeah,

0:43:03.360 --> 0:43:06.080
<v Speaker 1>Wells was on the other team. Yeah, we love well

0:43:06.200 --> 0:43:08.080
<v Speaker 1>I think Wells is going to be the Bachelor. He

0:43:08.120 --> 0:43:10.719
<v Speaker 1>should if he doesn't go for the Just because you

0:43:10.920 --> 0:43:13.360
<v Speaker 1>said that picture of him rescuing puppies, I was like,

0:43:13.480 --> 0:43:16.880
<v Speaker 1>that's it. I hope well if you're listening, maybec If

0:43:16.880 --> 0:43:19.799
<v Speaker 1>you are listening, and anybody out there, any fans who

0:43:19.800 --> 0:43:22.080
<v Speaker 1>are with us who love Wells, where you please tweet

0:43:22.200 --> 0:43:25.040
<v Speaker 1>at the Bachelor a DBC and we'll go Team Wells

0:43:25.200 --> 0:43:28.440
<v Speaker 1>for we want to get a campaign going together hashtag

0:43:28.480 --> 0:43:31.000
<v Speaker 1>team Wells and so again does if you're still I

0:43:31.040 --> 0:43:32.880
<v Speaker 1>don't know why you would be tuning in mid podcast,

0:43:32.960 --> 0:43:36.160
<v Speaker 1>but we're gonna we're gonna do live tweeting on on

0:43:36.520 --> 0:43:39.839
<v Speaker 1>June twenty at a p m Pacific time. During we're

0:43:39.840 --> 0:43:42.240
<v Speaker 1>gonna live tweet and then we're gonna periscope during the commercials.

0:43:42.320 --> 0:43:44.480
<v Speaker 1>And and if and if Robin Paget will come to

0:43:44.520 --> 0:43:45.759
<v Speaker 1>our house, we're gonna have a bet. We're gonna have

0:43:45.760 --> 0:43:49.680
<v Speaker 1>a party. In we talk about Evan's outfit for the

0:43:49.719 --> 0:43:53.200
<v Speaker 1>football his costume. Can we say costumes because it was

0:43:53.239 --> 0:43:55.120
<v Speaker 1>a costume. I don't know football. First of all, he

0:43:55.160 --> 0:43:57.600
<v Speaker 1>looked into the camera and said, I'm going to do this.

0:43:57.719 --> 0:44:01.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm in beast mode. I'm like you, I mean, I can't.

0:44:01.320 --> 0:44:04.920
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't love gay men more. But this he's a queen.

0:44:05.080 --> 0:44:08.120
<v Speaker 1>He's that he's had annoying queen of the gay male species.

0:44:08.680 --> 0:44:10.279
<v Speaker 1>And he looked right at the camera. Then he puts

0:44:10.360 --> 0:44:13.759
<v Speaker 1>one just under his eye and fix his hair into

0:44:14.040 --> 0:44:17.480
<v Speaker 1>like a headband. It was a headband and some sort

0:44:17.520 --> 0:44:21.480
<v Speaker 1>of TLC shout out, and it was he he's just

0:44:22.040 --> 0:44:26.240
<v Speaker 1>he's I can't he who do you dis annoying Alex

0:44:26.320 --> 0:44:28.960
<v Speaker 1>the Marine who he didn't like last week? Or Evan,

0:44:29.239 --> 0:44:32.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, Evan even terrible, just get because he just

0:44:33.000 --> 0:44:35.239
<v Speaker 1>he pokes the chand bear and then runs away and

0:44:35.280 --> 0:44:37.399
<v Speaker 1>then puts his hand in his mouth like, oh got

0:44:37.440 --> 0:44:40.080
<v Speaker 1>someone take care of it. Actually, Alex is a man,

0:44:40.160 --> 0:44:44.239
<v Speaker 1>he's not afraid, and hewhere's USA socks? Yeah, listen alex Is.

0:44:45.760 --> 0:44:48.520
<v Speaker 1>You would never get physical because he's a hobbit know,

0:44:48.840 --> 0:44:51.000
<v Speaker 1>and hewears drop car got because I'm a short I

0:44:51.040 --> 0:44:53.080
<v Speaker 1>have short legs. You can't want you drop cross with

0:44:53.160 --> 0:44:55.560
<v Speaker 1>a short legs. He doesn't care, m Okay. So then

0:44:55.640 --> 0:44:58.359
<v Speaker 1>we have the wills look like a good football player. Yeah,

0:44:58.440 --> 0:45:01.640
<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of good athletes though. Yeah, I clearly

0:45:01.719 --> 0:45:04.480
<v Speaker 1>they I liked that. They made it. They wanted, they wanted.

0:45:04.760 --> 0:45:07.520
<v Speaker 1>This was all built so we could see Jordan's playing football,

0:45:08.040 --> 0:45:10.640
<v Speaker 1>so that Jordan could be winning and like the firefighters,

0:45:10.680 --> 0:45:13.919
<v Speaker 1>like the firefighter, and then um, and then he played

0:45:13.920 --> 0:45:16.480
<v Speaker 1>for both teams, so he's going to win no matter what. Yeah, exactly,

0:45:16.840 --> 0:45:18.840
<v Speaker 1>But I thought I did think that was fair that

0:45:18.920 --> 0:45:21.560
<v Speaker 1>was nice. Yeah, I liked the whole game. I like that. Well,

0:45:21.600 --> 0:45:24.160
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm a big sports fantas. Oh my god. Okay,

0:45:24.200 --> 0:45:27.160
<v Speaker 1>So then we get to James Taylor. James Taylor, we

0:45:27.480 --> 0:45:30.080
<v Speaker 1>got the shoot gotten stitches. Yeah, oh yeah, but he

0:45:30.160 --> 0:45:33.080
<v Speaker 1>did it. He starred forever. That head wrap. I literally

0:45:33.160 --> 0:45:37.800
<v Speaker 1>was like, I can't even horrible, like, no offense to

0:45:37.840 --> 0:45:44.080
<v Speaker 1>the medic but what medicoes got it? Yeah, he's bleeding

0:45:44.239 --> 0:45:47.279
<v Speaker 1>down his eyeball. Someone get me a guitar and a band.

0:45:47.320 --> 0:45:51.960
<v Speaker 1>As just terrible community theater, you know what I mean,

0:45:52.400 --> 0:45:56.000
<v Speaker 1>your World War two, World War two pieces in the

0:45:56.040 --> 0:46:04.400
<v Speaker 1>community theater. You're like, You're like Ernest Hemingway, like, oh

0:46:04.480 --> 0:46:09.239
<v Speaker 1>my gosh. So then the one called my wife. So

0:46:09.360 --> 0:46:13.600
<v Speaker 1>then we get to the double elimination date, the double date,

0:46:13.760 --> 0:46:15.880
<v Speaker 1>the double date where one has to go home, and

0:46:15.960 --> 0:46:18.640
<v Speaker 1>it's Chat and Alex and Alex preparing he's being on

0:46:18.719 --> 0:46:20.839
<v Speaker 1>his USA sucks. He gets the tiny acte and then

0:46:20.880 --> 0:46:24.720
<v Speaker 1>get Chad the machette and to drop off those dangerous

0:46:24.719 --> 0:46:27.480
<v Speaker 1>branches that were blocking their path. And I love to

0:46:27.800 --> 0:46:30.279
<v Speaker 1>his he says, I'm gonna take his teeth home. And

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<v Speaker 1>then when he looks to chat and says I'm not mad,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just disappointed. That's billiant. But that was that. I mean,

0:46:37.000 --> 0:46:39.840
<v Speaker 1>that was like a scene out of a movie. He

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<v Speaker 1>lies down the best and then there's the cold stare

0:46:49.000 --> 0:46:51.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm not and he knows he's making it like a

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<v Speaker 1>little giggle little menacing giggle self about what a parent

0:46:54.640 --> 0:46:57.680
<v Speaker 1>would say, Well, you missed, you missed with the whistle,

0:46:57.760 --> 0:46:59.919
<v Speaker 1>I was saying, it's the creepiest sound since Robert Durst

0:47:00.000 --> 0:47:03.960
<v Speaker 1>burped in the jinks. I can't do it now. Yeah,

0:47:04.040 --> 0:47:05.480
<v Speaker 1>didn't you think he was going to take out a

0:47:05.880 --> 0:47:09.400
<v Speaker 1>puppet like my puppets? Also, I'm gonna give you a

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<v Speaker 1>better quote, a better quote that ticks. That was better. Ready,

0:47:12.400 --> 0:47:14.520
<v Speaker 1>here we go, This is this is the one. Ready,

0:47:15.080 --> 0:47:16.680
<v Speaker 1>there's three lines. Let me just get them out. Here

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<v Speaker 1>we go. Have a glass of milk. I don't I

0:47:20.600 --> 0:47:27.919
<v Speaker 1>don't like milk. You should. Milk delicious. It's so good. God,

0:47:27.960 --> 0:47:31.120
<v Speaker 1>he's a genius. He really is. Milk kind of hot day,

0:47:31.280 --> 0:47:34.520
<v Speaker 1>A nice cold glass of milk is delicious. I've never

0:47:34.560 --> 0:47:35.879
<v Speaker 1>had a glass of milk in my life. I'm gonna

0:47:35.960 --> 0:47:38.759
<v Speaker 1>have so ostrio process stricken by the time. But like

0:47:39.320 --> 0:47:42.160
<v Speaker 1>it was like, he's amazing. That's seen on the rock.

0:47:42.239 --> 0:47:45.919
<v Speaker 1>Was also what about the line Life's not all blueberries

0:47:46.040 --> 0:47:50.480
<v Speaker 1>and paper planes? And then Alex just like Alex, just

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<v Speaker 1>like no, no, like that all the time. I'll give

0:47:54.719 --> 0:47:58.040
<v Speaker 1>you that genius. Maybe that's a marine thing that we

0:47:58.120 --> 0:48:01.200
<v Speaker 1>don't know. It's like, yeah, next you're the proud the

0:48:01.280 --> 0:48:06.879
<v Speaker 1>no blueberry and oh my god, that's right. That line

0:48:07.000 --> 0:48:11.359
<v Speaker 1>was amazing. I skipped over and we didn't discuss him

0:48:11.400 --> 0:48:14.279
<v Speaker 1>threatening Jordan about I'm gonna find you. After that's where

0:48:14.320 --> 0:48:17.000
<v Speaker 1>we lost all of us. We were like, Okay, you're crazy, Yeah,

0:48:17.280 --> 0:48:19.400
<v Speaker 1>you're actually like you actually might go like you were.

0:48:19.719 --> 0:48:23.600
<v Speaker 1>Now we know you're a marine, you're huge, You're fucking huge,

0:48:24.680 --> 0:48:26.640
<v Speaker 1>and you are going to go murder. It's all funny

0:48:26.719 --> 0:48:30.080
<v Speaker 1>until you go murder Jordan Rogers. But then, but then

0:48:30.160 --> 0:48:35.000
<v Speaker 1>that was on the day after Jojo spoke with Alex,

0:48:35.080 --> 0:48:38.719
<v Speaker 1>she came back and she's flat out said, have you

0:48:38.880 --> 0:48:41.880
<v Speaker 1>threatened people in the house? And Chad says to make

0:48:41.920 --> 0:48:47.960
<v Speaker 1>them shut up? Like he admits basically yes, which I

0:48:48.440 --> 0:48:50.360
<v Speaker 1>was shocked. I couldn't believe he didn't agree with you.

0:48:50.480 --> 0:48:52.759
<v Speaker 1>I think I didn't think he knew like this was

0:48:52.880 --> 0:48:55.799
<v Speaker 1>like the was was up for sure. Yeah, I think

0:48:55.840 --> 0:48:57.520
<v Speaker 1>he's just like, all right now I sort of have

0:48:57.640 --> 0:49:02.200
<v Speaker 1>to now defend all my so good d I wanted

0:49:02.239 --> 0:49:06.040
<v Speaker 1>to go on Bachelor in Paradise more than can we

0:49:06.120 --> 0:49:07.960
<v Speaker 1>have a moment of like, can we give a little

0:49:08.000 --> 0:49:11.959
<v Speaker 1>slow clap to He was such a unique villain. Chad

0:49:12.040 --> 0:49:14.800
<v Speaker 1>the Chad Bear like to be able to route people

0:49:15.520 --> 0:49:20.719
<v Speaker 1>um uh web pages back to his Instagram is yam mediating.

0:49:22.400 --> 0:49:26.319
<v Speaker 1>Who Yeah, we're gonna miss you, Chad. You really we're

0:49:26.400 --> 0:49:29.359
<v Speaker 1>gonna you can keep your temper in line, because if

0:49:30.000 --> 0:49:32.640
<v Speaker 1>he's not, it's not over. He's still well, I know,

0:49:32.800 --> 0:49:34.640
<v Speaker 1>because we have to wait two weeks. We have to

0:49:34.640 --> 0:49:39.920
<v Speaker 1>wait two weekly one this genius is the wo that

0:49:40.120 --> 0:49:42.920
<v Speaker 1>was editing. He's whistling through the woods and they're cutting

0:49:43.000 --> 0:49:46.319
<v Speaker 1>to Alex and Joe Joe clink with the champagne because

0:49:46.360 --> 0:49:48.920
<v Speaker 1>we've never had a horror ending of it. You can

0:49:49.040 --> 0:49:53.800
<v Speaker 1>take the fingers down the window. God mean, I know,

0:49:53.920 --> 0:49:55.800
<v Speaker 1>and they're like and they have them in the woods

0:49:55.840 --> 0:49:58.520
<v Speaker 1>of Pennsylvania and like they're like that makes us. They're

0:49:58.560 --> 0:50:00.279
<v Speaker 1>all trapped in the woods. It's like out like a

0:50:00.400 --> 0:50:02.920
<v Speaker 1>hard mining It's like the chining school is it? It

0:50:03.000 --> 0:50:07.279
<v Speaker 1>was the best, Oh my god and music scoring. If

0:50:07.360 --> 0:50:10.600
<v Speaker 1>it gets Olivia and Chad, Olivia and Chadd Insili to

0:50:10.719 --> 0:50:14.080
<v Speaker 1>Mexico with with Jorge the bartender and a monkey, are

0:50:14.120 --> 0:50:17.400
<v Speaker 1>you freaking kidding me? Also, you needed it because Alex

0:50:17.440 --> 0:50:20.040
<v Speaker 1>and Jojo have like negative chemistry, So I was like,

0:50:20.120 --> 0:50:23.600
<v Speaker 1>please please break into that date and stab someone. That's

0:50:23.640 --> 0:50:26.400
<v Speaker 1>the thing. It was like, like, what's gonna happen. Someone's

0:50:26.400 --> 0:50:29.600
<v Speaker 1>in the banging on the door and Jordan's consoling her

0:50:29.640 --> 0:50:31.920
<v Speaker 1>and something. Sabine has nothing to do with anything. We

0:50:32.000 --> 0:50:34.239
<v Speaker 1>can we just discuss what we think might happen? Yes,

0:50:34.360 --> 0:50:35.920
<v Speaker 1>because I literally was like, what do we what do

0:50:35.960 --> 0:50:38.080
<v Speaker 1>we think is going to happen? I think they're just

0:50:38.120 --> 0:50:40.640
<v Speaker 1>gonna stretch out whatever footage they have of him going

0:50:40.680 --> 0:50:42.600
<v Speaker 1>back to the house and being like, I'm gonna get

0:50:42.600 --> 0:50:46.160
<v Speaker 1>my own damn bag. Did uh what Felipe come in

0:50:46.200 --> 0:50:48.600
<v Speaker 1>and take my back? Black guy, Kenny. I want to

0:50:48.640 --> 0:50:51.080
<v Speaker 1>wrap up quickly. If you're listening to a name, this

0:50:51.200 --> 0:50:53.640
<v Speaker 1>is a two parter. Just as okay, so here we

0:50:53.719 --> 0:50:56.120
<v Speaker 1>ever talked, We're ending. There's about to be a bonus episode.

0:50:56.160 --> 0:50:57.880
<v Speaker 1>It'll be dropping there later dinner to morrow morny, So

0:50:57.960 --> 0:51:00.920
<v Speaker 1>let me before he arrives if we're not allowed to

0:51:00.960 --> 0:51:02.640
<v Speaker 1>ask him, if we could ask, if you could ask

0:51:02.719 --> 0:51:05.280
<v Speaker 1>Christian anything? I want to know did he film with Kayla?

0:51:06.920 --> 0:51:08.760
<v Speaker 1>I can't ask, We can't ask, we have to behave

0:51:09.040 --> 0:51:13.440
<v Speaker 1>what So what are we going to ask? What do

0:51:13.520 --> 0:51:16.399
<v Speaker 1>you think that's allowed? Katie? So what would you ask?

0:51:16.440 --> 0:51:18.279
<v Speaker 1>If we could ask anything that we're not allowed to ask?

0:51:18.640 --> 0:51:22.560
<v Speaker 1>I would ask were any men replaced after Kayla left

0:51:22.640 --> 0:51:25.759
<v Speaker 1>before Jojo came on? Yeah? Like did they all? Because

0:51:25.800 --> 0:51:30.400
<v Speaker 1>they all look alike? They all? Does he think that

0:51:30.760 --> 0:51:34.719
<v Speaker 1>once she gave the rose too? Is it Grant the firefighter? Yeah? Yeah,

0:51:34.840 --> 0:51:38.440
<v Speaker 1>that that was that's the end of the minority yea quota? Yeah,

0:51:38.480 --> 0:51:41.120
<v Speaker 1>I guess I'm guessing we can't ask that. You can't okay, Um, well,

0:51:41.320 --> 0:51:43.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean I would honestly want to know, like, really,

0:51:43.239 --> 0:51:44.960
<v Speaker 1>what what was Chad like in the house? Was it

0:51:45.000 --> 0:51:47.480
<v Speaker 1>as bad as it's exactly? Or did he have like

0:51:47.640 --> 0:51:49.680
<v Speaker 1>any friend? And also was there any making out with

0:51:49.719 --> 0:51:53.200
<v Speaker 1>the Canadian god because they needed to get it on? Okay,

0:51:53.200 --> 0:51:55.839
<v Speaker 1>wait a minute, and then is there anything like? Also?

0:51:55.920 --> 0:51:58.440
<v Speaker 1>Who what else is like the most unlikable, you know

0:51:58.480 --> 0:52:03.359
<v Speaker 1>what I mean. He seems crapy. Probably the one who

0:52:03.400 --> 0:52:07.879
<v Speaker 1>looks like, oh yeah, what's his name? From Breaking Bad?

0:52:08.320 --> 0:52:12.399
<v Speaker 1>He looks a little like Aaron Paul. Look you guys, Okay,

0:52:12.400 --> 0:52:15.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna go freaking out. I'm

0:52:15.440 --> 0:52:18.560
<v Speaker 1>gonna pee you guys, come about say so, I'm gonna

0:52:18.600 --> 0:52:20.640
<v Speaker 1>play us out and then come tune right back. And

0:52:20.680 --> 0:52:23.080
<v Speaker 1>you guys, there's gonna be a bonus episode they'll drop

0:52:23.200 --> 0:52:27.040
<v Speaker 1>later tonight. She's he's literally going to be arriving any second.

0:52:27.120 --> 0:52:30.040
<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna play up. Um um, Katie, is it

0:52:30.120 --> 0:52:33.160
<v Speaker 1>possible if if Rob wants to stick around and I

0:52:37.040 --> 0:52:39.400
<v Speaker 1>should be able to okay and well, and we'll let

0:52:39.520 --> 0:52:42.440
<v Speaker 1>him chat. It's gonna be cram But I just want

0:52:42.480 --> 0:52:46.360
<v Speaker 1>to say, so stick around. We're gonna have Aaron fully paget, Brewster,

0:52:46.560 --> 0:52:51.000
<v Speaker 1>Rob Benedict and Christian from Christian Let get his last

0:52:51.080 --> 0:52:56.040
<v Speaker 1>name correct, Christian Bishop, Christian Bishop. Um. So, so if

0:52:56.080 --> 0:52:59.240
<v Speaker 1>you don't listen to the next one June live tweeting,

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<v Speaker 1>hashtag w y a t R and hashtag Rose Party

0:53:03.880 --> 0:53:06.160
<v Speaker 1>live tweet and then we're gonna periscope during the commercials

0:53:06.200 --> 0:53:08.520
<v Speaker 1>at our party at my house. UM, thank you for listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go, M Sandwich. I'm just gonna want to

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