Speaker 1: No entering Stockholm. Oh it is an exciting Will you
Speaker 1: accept my meat steering earn and earning? Will you accept
Speaker 1: my yamn into your past? Oh? Damn, you accept this
Speaker 1: platter of meat and yamn into your past? The reason God. Hello,
Speaker 1: Welcome to possibly the most exciting episode of Will You
Speaker 1: Accept This Rose Ever? This is your hostess with the
Speaker 1: mostest Arta marine along with my sister wife who's been
Speaker 1: gone and ill from cruise related activities. You're back, my lady,
Speaker 1: Aaron fone hashtag treeso hashtag and our and our our
Speaker 1: fearless producer Katie Levie, My god, you guys. First of all,
Speaker 1: so much as amp. First of all, it's nice to
Speaker 1: have you back here. I missed you so much. I
Speaker 1: missed I missed everything about you in this podcast. Can
Speaker 1: I just say friendship, friendship, precious treasures? You guys, We
Speaker 1: just have to get going because, as you all know,
Speaker 1: if you've all been busy watching, so much has happened,
Speaker 1: so much has happened, so much has happened, and so much.
Speaker 1: We have a present for you guys out there. We
Speaker 1: have a present for all of our super fans, and
Speaker 1: thank you so much everybody who's been listening to will
Speaker 1: you accept this Rose putting the word out, We appreciate it.
Speaker 1: We have a very special present for you. There's gonna
Speaker 1: be a bonus episode. It's either going to drop later
Speaker 1: tonight or tomorrow. Hang on to your pants because they're
Speaker 1: about to be knocked off. And it's not just by
Speaker 1: Chad's yams. We have coming to studio. He got limited
Speaker 1: last night The Adorable Bachelor Shinhan so excited. We found
Speaker 1: out about it late last night. There was so much
Speaker 1: texting amongst all the ladies that Paget Brewster Television's TVs.
Speaker 1: Paget Brewster canceled her plans and has to buy her
Speaker 1: friend high end jeans and champagne because she's got to
Speaker 1: come meet Christian in person. Yeah. I like everything about that.
Speaker 1: If I usually canceled plans, I just get like, go
Speaker 1: fund yourself and and not jeans and high end champagne.
Speaker 1: I've been wait, you know, I've been on this. I've
Speaker 1: been on the receiving end. Oh my god. So so
Speaker 1: that'll be a bonus episode dropping tonight with Paget and Christian,
Speaker 1: which we have to behave on a little bit. So
Speaker 1: if we seem behavior just know that ABC is breathing
Speaker 1: down our hot necked. We love you, bou, ABC, We
Speaker 1: love you, we love your work. Hire us. We're gonna
Speaker 1: be like Christian, how is your experience? Exactly what we
Speaker 1: want to say, program, But we truly want to know
Speaker 1: why did you get a Pbody Award? But we want
Speaker 1: to ask is like we did you film with kayleb
Speaker 1: and then it got like That's what I want to know,
Speaker 1: Like did you go to Ohio and film with Kayla
Speaker 1: and then they pulled the plug? But we can't ask
Speaker 1: that because ABC is gonna be list in name. I
Speaker 1: want to ask like, okay, like is there more than
Speaker 1: yams and meat for food? Yeah? I also, yeah, I
Speaker 1: want to know really a lot about the violence violence.
Speaker 1: Before we get going, we want to do a few,
Speaker 1: just a few housekeeping things up top. We're gonna throw
Speaker 1: a part of you guys in two weeks from tonight
Speaker 1: are other Fearless producer Not really tonight, but in ten
Speaker 1: days Anna, she came up with an idea. Guys, next time, Yeah, Anna,
Speaker 1: we're gonna have We're gonna do a live tweet on
Speaker 1: June twenty at a pm Pacific, Aaron and Anna and Katie,
Speaker 1: are gonna come over to my house. We're gonna live tweet,
Speaker 1: and then during the commercial breaks, we're going to periscope
Speaker 1: and please join us. It's hashtag w y a t R.
Speaker 1: I know, we couldn't have made it any less easy
Speaker 1: on the tongue to say hashtag w y a t R,
Speaker 1: hashtag rose party. So let's get the Rose party going. Email.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to shower and do my hair. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm gonna be in full face. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to go get I'm gonna get I'm contouring, makeup
Speaker 1: done like I'm gonna put another face on top of
Speaker 1: my face, just like just like JoJo's mom. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: drink wine straight from the bottle and take an uber home.
Speaker 1: You guys, I'm getting shipped, Oh my god. But no. Also,
Speaker 1: I want to say you guys have emailed in and
Speaker 1: tweeted in more than ever before. We appreciate it. Debbie Wiseman,
Speaker 1: she emailed in. You sat through four hours so we
Speaker 1: didn't have to. Debbie girl, you know you've got things
Speaker 1: to do. We don't have things to do, so we're
Speaker 1: happy to take that. I canceled my show last night.
Speaker 1: Granted I was sick, but that's why I sound like
Speaker 1: a trunk driver, a trunk driver that I think that
Speaker 1: was part drunk driver and part truck driver to watch
Speaker 1: this program. Jessica on Twitter at I am so sweet,
Speaker 1: she said, I am ready, I am so ready. Thank you,
Speaker 1: We'll get ready. I hope that this I hope that
Speaker 1: this comes out for you. One of my favorites last
Speaker 1: night was from Seth Vatt, who's asked at Basebone One wrote,
Speaker 1: and this is such a good tweet when I proposed
Speaker 1: to my lover, let it be amongst the lush, brown
Speaker 1: deadwoods of Nemicolin, Pennsylvania. That was my favorite one as well.
Speaker 1: That was a really good tweet. Shout out to you,
Speaker 1: set Out. And then we got so many great emails
Speaker 1: or email is Rose podcast at gmail dot com. Here's
Speaker 1: a great one from Andrea Johnson. She's from this small
Speaker 1: city where Jordan is from. It's Chico. It has more
Speaker 1: people than a small town, but it operates like one.
Speaker 1: She wrote, I went to the rival high school of Jordan's,
Speaker 1: but my very close friend had all of her fresh
Speaker 1: being classes with him. Her response to him being on
Speaker 1: the show was quote, such a tool which doesn't surprise
Speaker 1: me at all. She's heard as the whole holder brother
Speaker 1: is nice, and she goes pumped to have a football star. Um,
Speaker 1: but if people apparently in his hometown are haters on Jordan's,
Speaker 1: like they still all prefer his brother, well, I think
Speaker 1: I think can we comment? Can we comment on these place? Well,
Speaker 1: I would just say like that, I'm still giving Jordan
Speaker 1: the benefit of the doubt because you have an older
Speaker 1: brother who was Aaron Rodgers, like he'll he'll be like
Speaker 1: a Hall of Fame quarterback exactly. I think it's very
Speaker 1: hard and you play football and you don't like you
Speaker 1: obviously have to be so good just to make it
Speaker 1: in the NFL. So I'm still I'm still team Jordan's.
Speaker 1: I'm still listen. He totally could be a tool. How
Speaker 1: do we know his hair good? For about half an episode? Now,
Speaker 1: I don't you know, I don't know. Sweet. Well, here's
Speaker 1: another question about Jordan's from Carly Garrison. I'll take it.
Speaker 1: She wants to know, and Gallus feel free to feel
Speaker 1: free to chime in. She wants to know if Joe
Speaker 1: Joe ends up with Jordan's. Her theory is that they
Speaker 1: secretly started dating before the show started, back when The
Speaker 1: Bachelor with Kayla. But then she said why because let's
Speaker 1: face it, why does Aaron Rogers brother need a date
Speaker 1: on television? What do you think if Jojo wins up
Speaker 1: with Jordan? I just realized going to be jo Jo
Speaker 1: Jo Jojo or Oh my god, that's so exciting. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. So keep them coming out. But who doesn't
Speaker 1: want to date on TV when you're hot? Exactly? I
Speaker 1: think that's exactly you guys. I'm and I and again,
Speaker 1: we so appreciate. I feel like the words getting out,
Speaker 1: so we appreciate you guys reaching out. We have one
Speaker 1: more email, Oh my god from Mary Foley my mother,
Speaker 1: what are you doing with your life? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Mom, Oh my god, stop emailing me.
Speaker 1: My mom. When she was out here last time, I
Speaker 1: brought her. I brought her to a tankle turns that
Speaker 1: I host here at at Meltdown the Dana Gould. I
Speaker 1: brought her. It's like in the back of the you know,
Speaker 1: it's we're Join and Camail hosted, but it looks fancy
Speaker 1: when they have it on TV. It's all like lit
Speaker 1: is packed. My mom came. It was like like forty
Speaker 1: weirdos and I like, we're in the back like a
Speaker 1: storage unit at a comic book store. My brother like
Speaker 1: works at a bank. And she's looking at me like,
Speaker 1: maybe we shouldn't have encouraged you to follow your dreams.
Speaker 1: You know. I felt like it was actually for the
Speaker 1: first time I ever like doubt and pity of like, oh,
Speaker 1: there's no B plan, no B plan. Can't even type
Speaker 1: that one. You can never ask that to My ex
Speaker 1: girlfriend asked me one time, what's my backup? You? You're
Speaker 1: you're dead to me? And by the way, and coming up,
Speaker 1: do you have any shows? I will be and I
Speaker 1: will next I will be Sunday night. Oh my god, okay,
Speaker 1: do we don't announce yourself yet. Sunday night, I will
Speaker 1: be at Claremont. Don't be jealous. I'll be playing Claremont Flappers.
Speaker 1: Claremont Flappers this Sunday Claremont Flapper and next week green
Speaker 1: Room is also the kitchen. Next I'll be a wise
Speaker 1: guys Salt Lake City. I think this is Oh my god,
Speaker 1: do you have any upcoming shows you want to plug? Uh? Well,
Speaker 1: you know what I always forget to plug my sports podcast.
Speaker 1: If you're out there and You've got a cross group
Speaker 1: of loving The Bachelor and also loving sports. A k
Speaker 1: Or producer Katie. I have a podcast called Sports Without
Speaker 1: Balls where I talked to another lady about sports. Can
Speaker 1: I ask you before we get because we have such
Speaker 1: a surprise, mimister, you guests who just walked in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys are sports fans. Last night during the football challenge,
Speaker 1: is Jordan a good quarterback? Fantastic? Great to step back
Speaker 1: drop and then through it? Oh my god? All right
Speaker 1: here we go people? Can we just give it for you?
Speaker 1: Guys are just turning in? This is so exciting. First
Speaker 1: of all, it's our mail of the season. He's a guest,
Speaker 1: it's our one of our only straight man who's come. Um.
Speaker 1: This guy and I we met. We did a movie together.
Speaker 1: We were in a movie called A Little Help with
Speaker 1: Jenna Fisher. But you are are you best known? I
Speaker 1: loved your work on Headcase. You were so wonderful on
Speaker 1: Ali Wentworth Show and but Rob Um Rob Benedict. You
Speaker 1: guys from Supernatural? Do you know Aaron Foley? I'm such
Speaker 1: a fan of yours and by the way, I've always
Speaker 1: liked you. We have fun less year at Comic Con much.
Speaker 1: That was great. What do you play in Supernatural? Now?
Speaker 1: I have to start watching this immediately. It plays character Chuck,
Speaker 1: who turns out this season they revealed he's actually God.
Speaker 1: So you have insights about what Jojo should do exactly.
Speaker 1: I've got I can tell Jojo exactly what to do.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I know it's like me and George Burne's
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you to get you a big cigar
Speaker 1: and we need to get you John Denver for the
Speaker 1: children were listening out there. Those were performers that were
Speaker 1: born in the nineteen twenties. Okay, wait a minute, Rob Benedict,
Speaker 1: first of all, you were a g D National treasure.
Speaker 1: You're a goddamn delight. But more than that, like I
Speaker 1: already liked, I mean, you were already in with me.
Speaker 1: But when our mutual from Bruce McCoy, who is a
Speaker 1: writer on RuPaul Drag Race. We've worked together on Man TV.
Speaker 1: He's one of your best friends. When he loved he
Speaker 1: listens for our podcast, who lives in London, listens and
Speaker 1: he goes, you know, Rob Benedict is a huge Bachelor fan.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, wait a minute, like straight man the
Speaker 1: Rob Benedict and he was like, yeah, And I texted
Speaker 1: you and I was like, is this rumor true? You
Speaker 1: love it? It's quite a burden to carry because you know,
Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta be in the closet as a
Speaker 1: straight man likes The Bachelor. It's the greatest show on
Speaker 1: Tallivant and god, you're God, you can get away. Ye
Speaker 1: let me ask you. So, here's the best part. So
Speaker 1: you probably, I mean, do you realize like you were
Speaker 1: in the you got maybe the best episode of the
Speaker 1: podcast ever. You've got a w We've never had a
Speaker 1: double episode before, a podcast double episode and quite maybe
Speaker 1: the best two episodes ever. I was literally on the
Speaker 1: edge of my yoga ball. Oh my god. I felt
Speaker 1: like Monday night was like everybody, this is crazy. Oh
Speaker 1: I just I just I know. It was totally edited
Speaker 1: and no one got beat up. But I was like,
Speaker 1: everyone gets the ship them on Tuesday. Okay, Okay, here
Speaker 1: I mean here, Oh my god, you printed out. I
Speaker 1: need the chief I need Okay, I'm gonna you're the best.
Speaker 1: Here's here's my Here's okay. Normally, normally we go in order,
Speaker 1: but there's so much to talk about. I'm just gonna spaghetty.
Speaker 1: I know your virgo brain is organizing and you're gonna
Speaker 1: there's too much. Sometimes arn't say something. I'm like, that
Speaker 1: actually happened in the in the minute back to here's
Speaker 1: what's happening, just so you know. At five fifteen, so
Speaker 1: we're doing we're doing a secret bonus episode to Paget
Speaker 1: Bruster's coming at five fifteen. Do you want to look
Speaker 1: around Christian the fucking bachelor who is coming in at
Speaker 1: five thirty? Sorry, I just want you want to see him. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I doesn't want to say much time. We don't have.
Speaker 1: It's time. You guys have literally the thirty minutes. So
Speaker 1: so I'm just going to get greatest hits because normally
Speaker 1: I would go through, but we have we literally have
Speaker 1: four hours of TV shows to talk out about. So
Speaker 1: here we here we go. I just want to throw
Speaker 1: the first things that are coming to me. Just go
Speaker 1: with me, virgos. Let let me take you in a
Speaker 1: Sagittarius free fall, right and I feel safe. Okay, Let's
Speaker 1: start with the yoga class and the full vadge shots. Shots.
Speaker 1: She literally I I took photos that you could actually
Speaker 1: see her vagina through this. Yeah, I mean that is
Speaker 1: if that's actually like what yoga workout is that? I
Speaker 1: don't I never that. I think it's it's called Hollywood
Speaker 1: Bachelor yoga I've never even heard of. My question is,
Speaker 1: is it was that yoga studio like and this is
Speaker 1: what we do, we do like vagina workout? Is that
Speaker 1: was that like their thing? Yeah, don't do anything in
Speaker 1: all series? Is they should have been like it's Tan
Speaker 1: trick yoga or something. I'm sure that exists. Well, when
Speaker 1: she started saying you're going to have an angergasm, like
Speaker 1: shake it all out angergasm kindled, I should have googled,
Speaker 1: like does that yoga place exists? No, so we can
Speaker 1: never go in ever. Now, you know that's got to
Speaker 1: be next door to that weird sex show. We'll get
Speaker 1: to that, all right, to go next to you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go into order funck it. Okay, here we go,
Speaker 1: here we go. So by the way, let's I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go as fast as I can. Chad and Daniel are
Speaker 1: this year's j J and Kent JJ not Kent's name
Speaker 1: Clint Clinton, But I like that Daniel and I think
Speaker 1: what might be the greatest, the greatest um quote of
Speaker 1: all times? Could you not be like, he says, the best.
Speaker 1: Whatever he says, he says, um, I'll mean it. I
Speaker 1: have I wrote it. It starts with um, let's just
Speaker 1: pretend you're Hitler. And Chad's response, let's not pretend I'm Hitler,
Speaker 1: and he says, let's just say it, and he says,
Speaker 1: let's not say it, and then he says, well, try
Speaker 1: not to be like Hitler, trying to be more like
Speaker 1: Muscle Leany or Bush. No. Then he then Trump, then Busheller,
Speaker 1: Mussolini knowing the best part of it is his torso
Speaker 1: is so incredibly I have a long torso myself. So
Speaker 1: let me just say, like if he and I made babies,
Speaker 1: it would be like full corky dogs that are like
Speaker 1: locked up. Is he gay? I mean, he's trying to
Speaker 1: my clothes off even for even Evin get gay? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Evan. And by the way, let's scissors. Please?
Speaker 1: Can I just cut the hair? I took some good
Speaker 1: screenshot and let's not even I mean, like again, this
Speaker 1: is going to be more all over the place than
Speaker 1: we wanted to be. But like, can we just get
Speaker 1: to Chad for a second, Like, here's the thing about Chad, so, Evan,
Speaker 1: what he's saying to her about Chad, like if you
Speaker 1: eliminated the violence, what he's saying isn't crazy, Like he's
Speaker 1: right like like he's calling out, are you like fucking
Speaker 1: kidding me? You're really keeping the erectile dysfunction? Guy? Like
Speaker 1: he's saying what we're all thinking, yeah, looking at Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh sorry, we're looking at and Evan trying to be
Speaker 1: a man. We'll have to we'll have to post that.
Speaker 1: Um you looked in the mirror, was like, oh you
Speaker 1: know what, this isn't working for me? Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: surely there was that moment like, um, yes, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: stay the course. So yeah, so so when when he
Speaker 1: was Chad was actually telling the truth of like are
Speaker 1: you fucking kidding me? You would if in what world?
Speaker 1: Then I should leave? If you're truly telling me you're
Speaker 1: into this dude, And she's having to be like he
Speaker 1: actually is the truth teller. He just is a psycho path.
Speaker 1: You know, if he wasn't a psychopath, you'd be like, yeah, Chad,
Speaker 1: you're you're you hit the hail nose on the hail.
Speaker 1: Where am I on the nose? Because we're all excited
Speaker 1: because we know that Christian's coming and we had to
Speaker 1: go fast, and we're like Christmas came early this year
Speaker 1: and Santa But Chad, Chad, Chad was I was ready
Speaker 1: by the end to let him go, you know, on
Speaker 1: the rock alone in the bush with the weapon. But
Speaker 1: I thoroughly enjoyed Chad. After all the seasons of Bachelor,
Speaker 1: I was like, chasing me one of my whole time papers.
Speaker 1: Don't let him. I was surprised when they actually gave
Speaker 1: him a machette. I gave Alex a tiny little ax. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they gave him a child's toy, randomly chopping. Why how
Speaker 1: about you just go over the log like as we
Speaker 1: just can't get through by the way. And I loved
Speaker 1: to the filter, the black and white filter. They threw
Speaker 1: them at the very end of Chad like they're trying
Speaker 1: to make it like Olivia getting left by the water.
Speaker 1: They made it look like it turned into night. They
Speaker 1: threw in the nighttime filter. And then his his a
Speaker 1: d R whistle that they added in. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: the psycho whistle was amazing. Not his Robert Durst belan,
Speaker 1: what's that called the Janks? Has it sound been so?
Speaker 1: And you know he only did it once and they
Speaker 1: just kept repeating it, Yeah, do you think that was
Speaker 1: him or totally like he didn't. Do you know that
Speaker 1: he did it once? If it was looked, it was
Speaker 1: a genius loop. In the writer's room, they're like, we
Speaker 1: get a weird whistle. Also, there were so many good things,
Speaker 1: like when he was just laying out by the cheosie,
Speaker 1: like you know that shot is him just laying out
Speaker 1: by the but then in the bear and I was like,
Speaker 1: this is the greatest job to be an editor of
Speaker 1: the bach. You know what they really because I feel
Speaker 1: like they got We've given shout outs to how great
Speaker 1: the editors are. You miss Do you watch Bachelor in Paradise?
Speaker 1: You know? I watched like little ones and then I
Speaker 1: feel gross, you please watch them then come back again.
Speaker 1: So so they have really great editors and they edit
Speaker 1: in a lot of animals on it. And I feel
Speaker 1: like maybe they maybe they hired one of the editors
Speaker 1: on this one because they went to the bear and
Speaker 1: then they kept going back to his dick, like they
Speaker 1: went from his dick to the bear to the dick
Speaker 1: to some meat plate And what direction were they giving
Speaker 1: him like just look out like out there, I wanted
Speaker 1: to know their yams. Do you see a yam? Did
Speaker 1: anybody pause it and just double check you're like? At first,
Speaker 1: I was like, is that a full yam that he's
Speaker 1: eating with this? Well, somebody emailed in. By the way,
Speaker 1: another person pointed out that they emailed in that he
Speaker 1: was actually eating cooked m and somebody had to like
Speaker 1: fully sound they made it sound like they added in
Speaker 1: the crunching that you look at it. It's because I
Speaker 1: rewound it because I was like, did you did you
Speaker 1: guys hear crunch? Because it looked like a like a
Speaker 1: cooked Yeah. But can I just give a shout out
Speaker 1: to our producer Katie about five minutes ago? You didn't
Speaker 1: see it. But there was a moment where I was
Speaker 1: feeling so crazy and like my spiritual advisor, I made
Speaker 1: eye contact with her and she had to soothe me
Speaker 1: like a kid who like like I was like a
Speaker 1: kid with the harness on, like at that who was
Speaker 1: like trying to get like who like they were like okay, no,
Speaker 1: like daniell learn to use your word. And I looked
Speaker 1: at her and she soothed me, and she did She
Speaker 1: made a slow down motion with her hand and I
Speaker 1: actually felt really soothed. Like, Okay, we like like cognitive
Speaker 1: behavioral therapy. It's like when Katie lowers her hand, it
Speaker 1: means like calm down your bangs. Yes, that's the thing.
Speaker 1: When you were texting me this week and you're like,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be it's really fun, I'm like, you don't
Speaker 1: have to. I know it's gonna be listening. Okay, here
Speaker 1: we go, guys, So now we're back. I just wanted
Speaker 1: to give a shout out to Katie doing both both
Speaker 1: being our producer and being my my like like as
Speaker 1: if she was like my body person, like I'm Obama
Speaker 1: and she's my body man. Okay, so then we get
Speaker 1: to So then let's talk about the date with Chat
Speaker 1: at the yoga class. I thought they had a really
Speaker 1: nice kiss that first Chase, who did I say, chat?
Speaker 1: And then hot and then the woman who was doing
Speaker 1: the weird lifts and that she was gone. I was
Speaker 1: happy she was gone. No, I like that was very intimate,
Speaker 1: and I actually felt like as much as I want
Speaker 1: Wells to wins that I love well girls love the Wells.
Speaker 1: I love Wells because he's like your best friend, you know.
Speaker 1: I want to make out with Wells we all Katie
Speaker 1: wants to make out with Wells, and I do you
Speaker 1: want to make out with well if you don't like
Speaker 1: like super Royded dudes. He's the only children. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right. He's actually and he seems like he has
Speaker 1: a personality and he could catch a football. Chase is
Speaker 1: a chase is a base chasing the he has no expression.
Speaker 1: That was my only thing about him. He like he
Speaker 1: might be. And then this thing happened when I was
Speaker 1: a little kid, and it was really upsetting, you know,
Speaker 1: like there's not anywhere like docer Pants, but that's okay.
Speaker 1: The pants pants music number was. They were tough, Okay.
Speaker 1: They went on a date in some weird barrel room,
Speaker 1: like a fake wine cellar that they set up their
Speaker 1: dates have like kegs and like they were like caskets
Speaker 1: of barrels. So then so then I'm just going through.
Speaker 1: I'm going on whatever it goes. Because I looked over
Speaker 1: at my Spiritual Advisor and there's the concert, but that barrel, sorry,
Speaker 1: the barrel, the wine or anything. My friend was over
Speaker 1: and she had um. She was literally in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1: I was like, well, you can stop by, but you can't,
Speaker 1: like no, talking, and she had never seen the show before.
Speaker 1: She goes, do they get to bone in the winery?
Speaker 1: Now you know what they don't know. That's the fantasy
Speaker 1: she was They want to bone. I know if it
Speaker 1: was Caitlin last year, if it was Caitlin and Nick,
Speaker 1: they would have boned. They would in the wine room
Speaker 1: because that's what that was their church. They boned to
Speaker 1: the Cranberry songs. So so then they cut back to Evan,
Speaker 1: who kept he was pushing chat. He was so fucking annoying.
Speaker 1: He wasn't poke in the bear. He kept poking bear.
Speaker 1: I wanted him to get hit. Yeah, he was being
Speaker 1: so fucking annoying. Um, And then I loved There was
Speaker 1: a moment where Chad passed the mirror and he stopped.
Speaker 1: He did a double take of himself and he said, hey,
Speaker 1: buddy to himself in the mirror. I'm gonna miss him.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna miss him because he's not gone. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So then I love Evan's behavior. I thought that worse
Speaker 1: and worse and worse. By the end of the second one,
Speaker 1: I literally was like, you're terrible, And what do you
Speaker 1: fucking think is going to happen if you do a
Speaker 1: speech about him like at the Okay, so we're gonna
Speaker 1: get there. We're gonna get there in a second, so
Speaker 1: Joe Joe. So he does he does the sex thing.
Speaker 1: They go to the sex which is the stupidest that
Speaker 1: sex show that. Oh I'm at Waterville that I didn't
Speaker 1: like that. They're so dirty. It was so Now, by
Speaker 1: the way, my friend texted me a photo he was
Speaker 1: I guess he was in He was in a a
Speaker 1: at that theater that they were using the set for,
Speaker 1: like the bed is the bed. He's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: they must have fillmed this when we were dark one day,
Speaker 1: like they were bed yeah. So um, so, like what
Speaker 1: do you think is going to happen when you go
Speaker 1: on the stage you tell these sex stories. And by
Speaker 1: the way, the fireman killed it, killed it, killed it.
Speaker 1: What is his name with the yeah, Grant, Grant. Grant
Speaker 1: was awesome. He was so like fun he did he did.
Speaker 1: He felt like a comedian, he felt like a fake firefighter.
Speaker 1: I was like, now this guy does like a professional
Speaker 1: spoken word. He's done the moth with this a few times.
Speaker 1: Firefighter by day, moth performer by night. But it's like
Speaker 1: so then it's like, so, then Evan gets up there,
Speaker 1: by the way, obviously quite honestly, you know, they hired
Speaker 1: him as the erectile dysfunction episode expert just to do this,
Speaker 1: Like yeah, they were waiting for this particular show. They
Speaker 1: made him do it, and he did. He executed it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: although you know, really smarmy he isn't. And then they
Speaker 1: coming back to his seat, you know, he knocks Chad.
Speaker 1: He did, he did do what Chad said he did?
Speaker 1: He did did he udged himself aggressively against Chad. See that,
Speaker 1: wait for me to get out. Not defending Chat. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying if you look at the yeah, did you
Speaker 1: think that Katie? Did you notice that you did? I
Speaker 1: thought he totally provoked him, kind of provoke him. Now,
Speaker 1: email us Email us a Rose Podcast Rose Podcast at
Speaker 1: gmail dot com. Let us know what you think if
Speaker 1: you think that Evan didn't the neck was more scary
Speaker 1: to me than the rip shirt, Like you know, that's okay,
Speaker 1: but I did deserve a punch by the second episode.
Speaker 1: I would vote for Ava. I doesn't like, by the way,
Speaker 1: like he's like, gonaive you twenty bucks or American apparel shirt.
Speaker 1: I love like this till the put down of what
Speaker 1: it is. Um. And then so then when when Evan
Speaker 1: was being such a turd burglar saying Joejoe like it's
Speaker 1: me or Chad, and then when she picks him and
Speaker 1: I love Chad's reaction. You were honestly vibing this. It's
Speaker 1: so inappropriate. He's so disrespectful, he's such a pig. But
Speaker 1: I literally like he was so entertaining because again, yeah,
Speaker 1: if you take away the disgusting and the volatility and
Speaker 1: the misogyny, um, he's spot on. It's weird like talking
Speaker 1: to him now in the moment, I hate him so
Speaker 1: much right here, and in the moment that was really funny,
Speaker 1: I know, if you took away the violence, quite honestly,
Speaker 1: because he's big enough. And I didn't realize that he
Speaker 1: was a former marine until Alex sat. I didn't know
Speaker 1: that either. How did we miss that? I don't think
Speaker 1: they said it like aluxury homes sells luxury homes and yeah,
Speaker 1: and by the way, oh my god, I don't think
Speaker 1: I even brought this up. The best email I got
Speaker 1: because I went to Scotstill last weekend, so I went
Speaker 1: into it was a hundred eighteen degrees. I was in
Speaker 1: a fever dream. I got this email. Somebody sent me
Speaker 1: a link and I haven't written down. I'll give you
Speaker 1: a proper shout out later. Um. One of the fans
Speaker 1: emailed in a New York magazine article that that, apparently
Speaker 1: Chad his real name is Brian. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's two or not, but his real name is Brian,
Speaker 1: and apparently this is how great of a fucking villain
Speaker 1: he is. He bought up all the domains of his
Speaker 1: contestants and Joe Joe, so if you google Joel Fisher,
Speaker 1: it re routes to his Instagram account. They all rerouted
Speaker 1: to Chad, and they have to pay him to buy
Speaker 1: them back, which is the best move ever. He chose Chad,
Speaker 1: like he switched from Brian to Chad, like so like,
Speaker 1: I just feel like you don't even need the violence,
Speaker 1: like being a marine and being that brilliant of an
Speaker 1: evil mastermind, is it not? He could have got himself
Speaker 1: a couple more weeks if he had just not stop
Speaker 1: threatening everybody and not renamed himself chat. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: the naming. So then James went on a date to
Speaker 1: Culver City. James Taylor he was adorable. Yeah, I mean yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, we don't want to get in
Speaker 1: the bone zone. I don't want His song was good, though,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. A cardboard cutout is more entertaining than James S. Tayler. No,
Speaker 1: Katie come in sweet. He's sweet, but I don't want
Speaker 1: to get out of with him. I don't want to
Speaker 1: see a wiener that's going to be like he's got
Speaker 1: I don't want to see any I don't want to
Speaker 1: see anybody. I mean, he's obviously nice and like friends,
Speaker 1: friend's friends. You know, I couldn't be gayer and he's friends.
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel bad saying that because he
Speaker 1: was saying I'm friends. He knows his friend zone. That's
Speaker 1: what he was staying there. So I wanted to say, like,
Speaker 1: I actually believe we could give him a makeover and
Speaker 1: make him less friends. I feel like he's got a
Speaker 1: fuckable guy inside and let's cut the hair off. First
Speaker 1: of all, I think, yeah, he's not for everybody, but
Speaker 1: he's for some body. Somebody's going to get out of him,
Speaker 1: but somebody. I play acoustic guitar, like, don't bring it
Speaker 1: out on the absolutely right, you know what we forgave,
Speaker 1: We forgave wells for traveling with a boy band, an
Speaker 1: acapella group. But James Taylor, there's a woman that's going
Speaker 1: to come out of Ross department store in full khaki
Speaker 1: yeah and and not have a lot of major opinions,
Speaker 1: and they're going to leave happy and ask a quick question.
Speaker 1: It's technical. Is his name like James Taylor Murphy. His
Speaker 1: name is James Tayler Christ, But you're gonna love Apparently
Speaker 1: allegedly another changing the name. Apparently he changed his name
Speaker 1: to James Taylor. That's not you don't can't exactly what
Speaker 1: the best part of the producers is rather than just
Speaker 1: like we have I love that they have Chad. They'll
Speaker 1: say Jake, they'll say Nick, but then they'll say James Taylor.
Speaker 1: So Taylor is his last name. That's how they also
Speaker 1: know that some of their viewers are over the age
Speaker 1: of You're going to need a lot of searching comedy him.
Speaker 1: I'm serious. My new name is Beck. So that might
Speaker 1: go a Rock Stewart. We go back to Chad and
Speaker 1: the Yam and the chat at the Am, and then
Speaker 1: we get to the Chad, the Yam and the Canadian.
Speaker 1: Let's pretend you're Hitler, which you've already been through the
Speaker 1: greatest and that was kind of a really a breakup scene.
Speaker 1: It made me actually, yes, Daniel, I actually liked Daniel
Speaker 1: gets better and better. For my first I was like,
Speaker 1: who is this creep? And then I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: Daniel is so bizarre. I know. I think one of
Speaker 1: my favorite things about watching it is putting it on pause,
Speaker 1: taking a photo and sending it to you, like I
Speaker 1: get like, I know the one I am shot. I
Speaker 1: took the shot of the vagina, and I took a
Speaker 1: shot of Daniel bending over like at the waist like
Speaker 1: one of those birds that dips into glasses on desk.
Speaker 1: When he was working out with Chad behind him. Um,
Speaker 1: he wants him to stick in and James t he
Speaker 1: melted my heart. He's one of the most sincere, genuine
Speaker 1: men I've ever met. Oh oh, he switched up his
Speaker 1: name for his music career. The Contestiny we know is James.
Speaker 1: She's fully is indeed James Taylor, but that name is
Speaker 1: already taken in the music industry. When performing, he goes
Speaker 1: by James McCoy. Taylor could be our friend. James McCoy. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So his name really is James Taylor and he's swims McCoy. Okay,
Speaker 1: he won some points, he won some points, one point.
Speaker 1: All right, we've got thirteen minutes here we go. So
Speaker 1: many tank tops, so many tank tops. I'm not so into,
Speaker 1: dude to take even wells is in tank tops tank tops.
Speaker 1: I don't don't at all, and I especially don't because
Speaker 1: you know I'm no. You know I'm no, Chad. Don't
Speaker 1: say that about you are. Don't say that well especially well,
Speaker 1: let's not let them. Let us guess what's under you know,
Speaker 1: to bro, Let's put a real shirt on today. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm enjoying you. You have to watch bast
Speaker 1: from Paradise and come back. You're in there like you
Speaker 1: want to come to our viewing party a week two weeks? Okay? Good?
Speaker 1: Can I just say one note that I took. I
Speaker 1: wrote down Pennsylvania exclamation that's coming up, that's coming out.
Speaker 1: Don't even know. Oh, I thought we already know. We
Speaker 1: haven't got that. That's episode two. We're not even They
Speaker 1: were not even done with one. We got Paget, come
Speaker 1: on in Paget. No, should we keep going? Should we
Speaker 1: keep going? Should we just let's folder in like eggs
Speaker 1: we're doing? You're early? Oh my god, you guys. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we come there. Now you can speak freely? Okay, okay, guys,
Speaker 1: we're in the middle of our first episode. You're our
Speaker 1: bonus episode, but you can get in. But speak freely,
Speaker 1: you guys, Paget Brewster, ladyship. Are you sick? I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not hitting that, do you know? Do you know?
Speaker 1: I'm okay? So here's the thing, here's the breakdown. We
Speaker 1: can speak freely now until five fifteen, and then we're
Speaker 1: gonna start the second episode, which ABC is going to
Speaker 1: listen to, so we have to Hey, so here we are, here,
Speaker 1: where we're up to? Right now? We just real quick,
Speaker 1: so exactly how so we're talking? How do we behave
Speaker 1: We can't we can't ask stuff, we can't ship talk,
Speaker 1: got it right? Okay? We want ABC to want to
Speaker 1: send us more bachelors? Okay, okay, was your experience? Okay?
Speaker 1: So here we are, we're up to we're up to um.
Speaker 1: So we're up to the pool party. We're up to
Speaker 1: the pool party. And then when everybody was excited about
Speaker 1: her bikini, and Chad says, I don't like it. I
Speaker 1: know what she probably looks like. I can tell through
Speaker 1: her clothes. I love that. Going to the commercial break,
Speaker 1: him saying I'm going to cut everyone's legs and arms off,
Speaker 1: and there's gonna be torsos in the pool. It's like
Speaker 1: it's like Black Dahlia Avenger pool party. So how does
Speaker 1: he sell homes? Like, bitch, you want this house? Kill
Speaker 1: you if you don't. Oh my god, Pat coming to leave.
Speaker 1: I actually I find Chad to be the most compelling.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm so clod because I was. He's kind
Speaker 1: of a genius. I want you to know I woke
Speaker 1: up thinking about you because I was thinking about how
Speaker 1: I was like fun, Pat, get fifteen minutes to like
Speaker 1: share her, really, because there's so much to say. So
Speaker 1: I'm glad that you're here. We're gonna we can still
Speaker 1: admire Chad. Chad. We just like his violence. Okay, he's horrible,
Speaker 1: so we're getting too. We're gonna so he's coming. How
Speaker 1: much I have to calm down? Okay, he got pool.
Speaker 1: So we're at the pool party. So many men of
Speaker 1: TikTok's chicken fights and esther Williams. Oh god, that was
Speaker 1: so horrible when the biggest of them all first of two.
Speaker 1: They did do a really good job though that They
Speaker 1: must have worked on that and they were good stars
Speaker 1: about it. They did a great job. That's not easy
Speaker 1: to do. By the way, it does make me like
Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers brother that Jordan Rodgers is game enough to
Speaker 1: like be like he seems all in on all the
Speaker 1: dumb things they have to do. I'm all in with Jordan.
Speaker 1: I think he's fantastic. I feel like he already wanted
Speaker 1: to want more Evan, But why is she doing the
Speaker 1: whole Like, I don't know exactly how you feel? Is
Speaker 1: that just that he love you? I think that she
Speaker 1: actually likes him the most and I feel that way
Speaker 1: and because like he has maybe because he is sort
Speaker 1: of like he has a little status because his brother,
Speaker 1: Like maybe she feels like he's a player, and like
Speaker 1: maybe she's like, why are you here? Are you here
Speaker 1: for the right reasons? Like are you going to suck
Speaker 1: me over? But he's in exactly the same position that
Speaker 1: she was in. I just don't understand it because why
Speaker 1: wo why would he why would he give her more
Speaker 1: than he's already giving her. I know how much he's
Speaker 1: asking too much change his hair. It's a little like
Speaker 1: a little too floppy with scissors. To that whole bunch,
Speaker 1: there's the one guy. He's got this kind of thing,
Speaker 1: same anything. And he is a hair dresser. I know
Speaker 1: he's a hairdresser. Yeah, he's he's a barber. He's probably
Speaker 1: a barb well, and I also like that. To me,
Speaker 1: the worst of all of them is the swimmer. The
Speaker 1: fucking swimmer Robbie threw on the pool table. I didn't
Speaker 1: like that, you know what. I thought that was a
Speaker 1: smooth move on him. I really did. I was impressed.
Speaker 1: I did desperate him. I was. I also I feel
Speaker 1: like that if it would be like I want to
Speaker 1: get thrown on the pool table by Jordan's not Robbie,
Speaker 1: but she was swept away in that moment he picked
Speaker 1: her up, put her on that. By the way, we
Speaker 1: so just to catch you up, to give you one
Speaker 1: moment you get. What do you want to say about
Speaker 1: the yoga class, about chat Chase? Oh no, I no,
Speaker 1: I didn't. You know what. My whole my my whole
Speaker 1: obsession right now is that I think and I don't
Speaker 1: I believe that Chad it has gone off his hd
Speaker 1: H and steroids, and that he's actually a smart man.
Speaker 1: He's brilliant. He's brilliant. So so that's what I'm mesmerized
Speaker 1: by Chase, the hot with the hot eye, the yoga,
Speaker 1: the good day. I don't know, he's not doing it
Speaker 1: for me anymore. Okay, here we go. So then we're
Speaker 1: getting back to the pool party. Um, so many Puka beads,
Speaker 1: so many Pooka nelaces, Oh my god, because that's it's
Speaker 1: they stole that from um Naked and Afraid. That's how
Speaker 1: they mike the people on Naked and Afraid. It's in
Speaker 1: a little lanyard necklace. That's why my sister sounds like
Speaker 1: she looks so weird. Afraid. Yeah, yeah, because they knew
Speaker 1: they were about to start the pool party. They had
Speaker 1: to mike them. Yeah, because I literally was like, did
Speaker 1: everyone just go out and by the same everyone went
Speaker 1: to Urban Outfitters and got the same man Puuka networks? Okay,
Speaker 1: so then and then I wanted Evan to drown and
Speaker 1: get a nose. Well, the best part is they said,
Speaker 1: they said, even Chad seems to be having fun, and
Speaker 1: then they cracked to him eating meat by a flamingo.
Speaker 1: Flamingo and Flamenco also is slowly the wind is slowly
Speaker 1: blowing it towards Oh my god, Flamenco is gonna get funed. Okay.
Speaker 1: And then how about Derek in his dumb suit jumping
Speaker 1: in That was so stupid? Okay, totally even when he
Speaker 1: did that, she was like, oh, that's not even funny. Actually,
Speaker 1: I will say to give because I have not been
Speaker 1: that into Derek. But then when Derek actually manned up
Speaker 1: to Chad, when he stood up to Chad, I actually
Speaker 1: felt like he was a little more, like he had
Speaker 1: a little more balls than he did, and he was
Speaker 1: very articulates and he was not and he was defending
Speaker 1: her in a way that was he wasn't. He actually
Speaker 1: Chad back down with him like man and man. He
Speaker 1: he stood his ground. We did. I'll give him one ball.
Speaker 1: Still totally boring. Yeah, I don't want to make out
Speaker 1: with him. So then she shows up We're at the Rostar, Moody.
Speaker 1: She shows up in a crop top outfit. How do weel? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she can pull it off. Though he liked it, like
Speaker 1: like a seventh year old boy from Missouri a little
Speaker 1: he had a little bones one for her. You guys,
Speaker 1: so let's get to the best thing that might have.
Speaker 1: I mean there's so many. I mean, honestly, ABC, if
Speaker 1: you're if you are listening to this, so then they
Speaker 1: go ready, it feels so good to be in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1: I literally wrote down Pennsylvania with an exclamation point, paused,
Speaker 1: and we were crying. We were texting, just Pennsylvania text.
Speaker 1: I was like, Pennsylvania. I was rama of the l
Speaker 1: A out and go to fucking Ville. She's not from there,
Speaker 1: there's no connection. She went in a U S mail plane.
Speaker 1: Depends I can buy play from l A and I
Speaker 1: too expensive. We gotta lower this budget again produced by
Speaker 1: the way, So they get so they get to the
Speaker 1: NEMA colin Estates and then by then the music the
Speaker 1: music is electric guitars. Even electric guitars can't make Pennsylvania cool.
Speaker 1: Like and the guys are in the jeeps off roading,
Speaker 1: like who Pennsylvania? Like the uncle that you have to
Speaker 1: see in Christmas that you have nothing in common? And
Speaker 1: can we talk about the like I know we're not
Speaker 1: quite there, but the dog sled dogs weather. I didn't
Speaker 1: like that terrible. I was just in Alaska and I
Speaker 1: wanted to go, and there was snow on the ground,
Speaker 1: and they were like, you know what, it's not that
Speaker 1: great for the dogs. There's not enough snow on the ground.
Speaker 1: We won't take you, like like you can't do it,
Speaker 1: Like someone was bored and create, Okay, we're not there yet.
Speaker 1: They first pull up at the Ardenist Dates and then
Speaker 1: they had the stupidest fucking guys and this is where
Speaker 1: Jordan played along, sliding down banisters and jumping across the
Speaker 1: beds because they were so excited to be at the
Speaker 1: Numb Pennsylvania. So then we're on the dog slid, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, dog slid on wheels. And then they get
Speaker 1: the hot top. Luke Okay, guys, Luke his his funked
Speaker 1: up teeth. I don't like, but I liked his date.
Speaker 1: Talk to me. I think he has severe PTS. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I don't think it's funny. I think
Speaker 1: the guy really is damad. I think he's really hurt
Speaker 1: and there he's there's almost no there there. And I
Speaker 1: think he's probably a really good guy who uses the
Speaker 1: word like a bit too much, but he is he's
Speaker 1: he's not well, he seems clinically depressed. She's I don't
Speaker 1: feel like she sees it. She's like, he's just hot
Speaker 1: like a model. I'm like, he's actually like creepy, like
Speaker 1: a damn. I feel bad watching it because I'm like,
Speaker 1: he's a hero, he's a veteran. I want to see
Speaker 1: him through her eyes and make him hot like a model.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, I can't get he's there's there's there's
Speaker 1: bats and cobbubs in the eyes. There's something there was
Speaker 1: it is, but there's also a sweetness about it. I'm
Speaker 1: not saying he's not yeah spoken, I think I think
Speaker 1: there's there's there's a there's a lot going on to
Speaker 1: nothing going on. I was likely and was the best
Speaker 1: way to get into a hot It was good. I
Speaker 1: like that he chopped wood well, and I like the
Speaker 1: cute dunky. She looks so good in a bikini and
Speaker 1: as a straight lady. It's like I would make out
Speaker 1: with Jojo, who wouldn't make out actual really like Luke.
Speaker 1: And then you cut too when he's sort of in
Speaker 1: the in between Chad and Alex and he's asking like
Speaker 1: really weird questions and I like this guy there it
Speaker 1: is this guys, someone's under your porch. Maybe maybe you
Speaker 1: know they're in the pool, the arms and the so
Speaker 1: then we get to there, so they're on the day.
Speaker 1: We caught back to Chad with his dick shot looking
Speaker 1: at the bear and and they says, quote, it's not
Speaker 1: he says about himself, it's not a wise decision to
Speaker 1: poke to poke the Chad bear. He rob as a
Speaker 1: straight man, as a man and a man on planet.
Speaker 1: Would you ever call yourself the rab bear? I would
Speaker 1: know there's not a world that maybe a teddy bear bear.
Speaker 1: And that's why Chad would kick my ass. I wanted
Speaker 1: him to fight the bear. I wanted there to be
Speaker 1: like them. It looked like they were cutting to right that, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like the revenue. He's gonna get up there and
Speaker 1: punch it. He's liken't tried bear me and I'm starving. Also,
Speaker 1: let's give a little side note of what's going on,
Speaker 1: because Katie called me down earlier. The best part is
Speaker 1: Katie keeps flicking over to see like a Santa's arriving. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're fine, So then we have here's the best part.
Speaker 1: So then there there they are as I if you
Speaker 1: guys listened to last season, but Eddie Peppertone and I
Speaker 1: talked a lot about the horror of having to slow
Speaker 1: dance as a party of one in front of a band.
Speaker 1: This time you're on stage with people who have camera fall.
Speaker 1: That was I just read no no no no no
Speaker 1: no no no no no. I wrote down who are
Speaker 1: these people? Who are these people? And then as a
Speaker 1: country knockerball? What is knocker ball? What did I write
Speaker 1: down with ball? Okay, so we're at football, Okay, so
Speaker 1: we will get there in a second. No, Dan, But
Speaker 1: it's like I was, oh, Dan plus sha, I don't know,
Speaker 1: And then I wasn't you maybe there are a Christian group?
Speaker 1: I don't. I didn't honestly, because there's a cross from
Speaker 1: the back. I thought serious. I didn't see the serious.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, my Katie country. Okay, so question what the
Speaker 1: hell with the camera phones? I didn't like. It's like
Speaker 1: it is it supposed to be hot that you're so
Speaker 1: famous that you make out with people filming you, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. We feel like they got everyone in
Speaker 1: that town in Pennsylvania. So you get to watch a
Speaker 1: free show if you sign a disclosure agreement and we
Speaker 1: can shoot you and then they were there for the
Speaker 1: Bachelor that they knew what they were there for, so
Speaker 1: they just wanted to shoot whoever it was. They don't
Speaker 1: know who was gonna be, but I wanted to shoot him.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I think they gave him all phones
Speaker 1: and then collected the phones at the end. Okay, maybe, yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree with you. They felt like one brand of phone.
Speaker 1: It felt like LG. Everybody's that the LG. She did
Speaker 1: stop kissing him and looked in the camera and said,
Speaker 1: how about that a T and T reception. Then we
Speaker 1: get to the football game, James Taylor and that that bandana.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, the in the in another bloody nose.
Speaker 1: In the football game, you could tell she was bummed
Speaker 1: that the blue team when know the white team. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Wells was on the other team. Yeah, we love well
Speaker 1: I think Wells is going to be the Bachelor. He
Speaker 1: should if he doesn't go for the Just because you
Speaker 1: said that picture of him rescuing puppies, I was like,
Speaker 1: that's it. I hope well if you're listening, maybec If
Speaker 1: you are listening, and anybody out there, any fans who
Speaker 1: are with us who love Wells, where you please tweet
Speaker 1: at the Bachelor a DBC and we'll go Team Wells
Speaker 1: for we want to get a campaign going together hashtag
Speaker 1: team Wells and so again does if you're still I
Speaker 1: don't know why you would be tuning in mid podcast,
Speaker 1: but we're gonna we're gonna do live tweeting on on
Speaker 1: June twenty at a p m Pacific time. During we're
Speaker 1: gonna live tweet and then we're gonna periscope during the commercials.
Speaker 1: And and if and if Robin Paget will come to
Speaker 1: our house, we're gonna have a bet. We're gonna have
Speaker 1: a party. In we talk about Evan's outfit for the
Speaker 1: football his costume. Can we say costumes because it was
Speaker 1: a costume. I don't know football. First of all, he
Speaker 1: looked into the camera and said, I'm going to do this.
Speaker 1: I'm in beast mode. I'm like you, I mean, I can't.
Speaker 1: I couldn't love gay men more. But this he's a queen.
Speaker 1: He's that he's had annoying queen of the gay male species.
Speaker 1: And he looked right at the camera. Then he puts
Speaker 1: one just under his eye and fix his hair into
Speaker 1: like a headband. It was a headband and some sort
Speaker 1: of TLC shout out, and it was he he's just
Speaker 1: he's I can't he who do you dis annoying Alex
Speaker 1: the Marine who he didn't like last week? Or Evan,
Speaker 1: Oh no, Evan even terrible, just get because he just
Speaker 1: he pokes the chand bear and then runs away and
Speaker 1: then puts his hand in his mouth like, oh got
Speaker 1: someone take care of it. Actually, Alex is a man,
Speaker 1: he's not afraid, and hewhere's USA socks? Yeah, listen alex Is.
Speaker 1: You would never get physical because he's a hobbit know,
Speaker 1: and hewears drop car got because I'm a short I
Speaker 1: have short legs. You can't want you drop cross with
Speaker 1: a short legs. He doesn't care, m Okay. So then
Speaker 1: we have the wills look like a good football player. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of good athletes though. Yeah, I clearly
Speaker 1: they I liked that. They made it. They wanted, they wanted.
Speaker 1: This was all built so we could see Jordan's playing football,
Speaker 1: so that Jordan could be winning and like the firefighters,
Speaker 1: like the firefighter, and then um, and then he played
Speaker 1: for both teams, so he's going to win no matter what. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: But I thought I did think that was fair that
Speaker 1: was nice. Yeah, I liked the whole game. I like that. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm a big sports fantas. Oh my god. Okay,
Speaker 1: So then we get to James Taylor. James Taylor, we
Speaker 1: got the shoot gotten stitches. Yeah, oh yeah, but he
Speaker 1: did it. He starred forever. That head wrap. I literally
Speaker 1: was like, I can't even horrible, like, no offense to
Speaker 1: the medic but what medicoes got it? Yeah, he's bleeding
Speaker 1: down his eyeball. Someone get me a guitar and a band.
Speaker 1: As just terrible community theater, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: your World War two, World War two pieces in the
Speaker 1: community theater. You're like, You're like Ernest Hemingway, like, oh
Speaker 1: my gosh. So then the one called my wife. So
Speaker 1: then we get to the double elimination date, the double date,
Speaker 1: the double date where one has to go home, and
Speaker 1: it's Chat and Alex and Alex preparing he's being on
Speaker 1: his USA sucks. He gets the tiny acte and then
Speaker 1: get Chad the machette and to drop off those dangerous
Speaker 1: branches that were blocking their path. And I love to
Speaker 1: his he says, I'm gonna take his teeth home. And
Speaker 1: then when he looks to chat and says I'm not mad,
Speaker 1: I'm just disappointed. That's billiant. But that was that. I mean,
Speaker 1: that was like a scene out of a movie. He
Speaker 1: lies down the best and then there's the cold stare
Speaker 1: I'm not and he knows he's making it like a
Speaker 1: little giggle little menacing giggle self about what a parent
Speaker 1: would say, Well, you missed, you missed with the whistle,
Speaker 1: I was saying, it's the creepiest sound since Robert Durst
Speaker 1: burped in the jinks. I can't do it now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: didn't you think he was going to take out a
Speaker 1: puppet like my puppets? Also, I'm gonna give you a
Speaker 1: better quote, a better quote that ticks. That was better. Ready,
Speaker 1: here we go, This is this is the one. Ready,
Speaker 1: there's three lines. Let me just get them out. Here
Speaker 1: we go. Have a glass of milk. I don't I
Speaker 1: don't like milk. You should. Milk delicious. It's so good. God,
Speaker 1: he's a genius. He really is. Milk kind of hot day,
Speaker 1: A nice cold glass of milk is delicious. I've never
Speaker 1: had a glass of milk in my life. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have so ostrio process stricken by the time. But like
Speaker 1: it was like, he's amazing. That's seen on the rock.
Speaker 1: Was also what about the line Life's not all blueberries
Speaker 1: and paper planes? And then Alex just like Alex, just
Speaker 1: like no, no, like that all the time. I'll give
Speaker 1: you that genius. Maybe that's a marine thing that we
Speaker 1: don't know. It's like, yeah, next you're the proud the
Speaker 1: no blueberry and oh my god, that's right. That line
Speaker 1: was amazing. I skipped over and we didn't discuss him
Speaker 1: threatening Jordan about I'm gonna find you. After that's where
Speaker 1: we lost all of us. We were like, Okay, you're crazy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're actually like you actually might go like you were.
Speaker 1: Now we know you're a marine, you're huge, You're fucking huge,
Speaker 1: and you are going to go murder. It's all funny
Speaker 1: until you go murder Jordan Rogers. But then, but then
Speaker 1: that was on the day after Jojo spoke with Alex,
Speaker 1: she came back and she's flat out said, have you
Speaker 1: threatened people in the house? And Chad says to make
Speaker 1: them shut up? Like he admits basically yes, which I
Speaker 1: was shocked. I couldn't believe he didn't agree with you.
Speaker 1: I think I didn't think he knew like this was
Speaker 1: like the was was up for sure. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: he's just like, all right now I sort of have
Speaker 1: to now defend all my so good d I wanted
Speaker 1: to go on Bachelor in Paradise more than can we
Speaker 1: have a moment of like, can we give a little
Speaker 1: slow clap to He was such a unique villain. Chad
Speaker 1: the Chad Bear like to be able to route people
Speaker 1: um uh web pages back to his Instagram is yam mediating.
Speaker 1: Who Yeah, we're gonna miss you, Chad. You really we're
Speaker 1: gonna you can keep your temper in line, because if
Speaker 1: he's not, it's not over. He's still well, I know,
Speaker 1: because we have to wait two weeks. We have to
Speaker 1: wait two weekly one this genius is the wo that
Speaker 1: was editing. He's whistling through the woods and they're cutting
Speaker 1: to Alex and Joe Joe clink with the champagne because
Speaker 1: we've never had a horror ending of it. You can
Speaker 1: take the fingers down the window. God mean, I know,
Speaker 1: and they're like and they have them in the woods
Speaker 1: of Pennsylvania and like they're like that makes us. They're
Speaker 1: all trapped in the woods. It's like out like a
Speaker 1: hard mining It's like the chining school is it? It
Speaker 1: was the best, Oh my god and music scoring. If
Speaker 1: it gets Olivia and Chad, Olivia and Chadd Insili to
Speaker 1: Mexico with with Jorge the bartender and a monkey, are
Speaker 1: you freaking kidding me? Also, you needed it because Alex
Speaker 1: and Jojo have like negative chemistry, So I was like,
Speaker 1: please please break into that date and stab someone. That's
Speaker 1: the thing. It was like, like, what's gonna happen. Someone's
Speaker 1: in the banging on the door and Jordan's consoling her
Speaker 1: and something. Sabine has nothing to do with anything. We
Speaker 1: can we just discuss what we think might happen? Yes,
Speaker 1: because I literally was like, what do we what do
Speaker 1: we think is going to happen? I think they're just
Speaker 1: gonna stretch out whatever footage they have of him going
Speaker 1: back to the house and being like, I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: my own damn bag. Did uh what Felipe come in
Speaker 1: and take my back? Black guy, Kenny. I want to
Speaker 1: wrap up quickly. If you're listening to a name, this
Speaker 1: is a two parter. Just as okay, so here we
Speaker 1: ever talked, We're ending. There's about to be a bonus episode.
Speaker 1: It'll be dropping there later dinner to morrow morny, So
Speaker 1: let me before he arrives if we're not allowed to
Speaker 1: ask him, if we could ask, if you could ask
Speaker 1: Christian anything? I want to know did he film with Kayla?
Speaker 1: I can't ask, We can't ask, we have to behave
Speaker 1: what So what are we going to ask? What do
Speaker 1: you think that's allowed? Katie? So what would you ask?
Speaker 1: If we could ask anything that we're not allowed to ask?
Speaker 1: I would ask were any men replaced after Kayla left
Speaker 1: before Jojo came on? Yeah? Like did they all? Because
Speaker 1: they all look alike? They all? Does he think that
Speaker 1: once she gave the rose too? Is it Grant the firefighter? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that that was that's the end of the minority yea quota? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess I'm guessing we can't ask that. You can't okay, Um, well,
Speaker 1: I mean I would honestly want to know, like, really,
Speaker 1: what what was Chad like in the house? Was it
Speaker 1: as bad as it's exactly? Or did he have like
Speaker 1: any friend? And also was there any making out with
Speaker 1: the Canadian god because they needed to get it on? Okay,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, and then is there anything like? Also?
Speaker 1: Who what else is like the most unlikable, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. He seems crapy. Probably the one who
Speaker 1: looks like, oh yeah, what's his name? From Breaking Bad?
Speaker 1: He looks a little like Aaron Paul. Look you guys, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna go freaking out. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna pee you guys, come about say so, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: play us out and then come tune right back. And
Speaker 1: you guys, there's gonna be a bonus episode they'll drop
Speaker 1: later tonight. She's he's literally going to be arriving any second.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna play up. Um um, Katie, is it
Speaker 1: possible if if Rob wants to stick around and I
Speaker 1: should be able to okay and well, and we'll let
Speaker 1: him chat. It's gonna be cram But I just want
Speaker 1: to say, so stick around. We're gonna have Aaron fully paget, Brewster,
Speaker 1: Rob Benedict and Christian from Christian Let get his last
Speaker 1: name correct, Christian Bishop, Christian Bishop. Um. So, so if
Speaker 1: you don't listen to the next one June live tweeting,
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