1 00:00:01,760 --> 00:00:03,519 Speaker 1: All right, coming up at the top of the hour, 2 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:07,000 Speaker 1: right about four minutes after Steve. It's today's Strawberry letter. 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:14,080 Speaker 1: The subject your Mama has to go. That is the 4 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:19,840 Speaker 1: subject right here, right now. It is the nephew with 5 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:22,639 Speaker 1: today's praying phone call. What you got now? I hate 6 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:27,760 Speaker 1: to break it to you, but y'all ain't married. Y'all 7 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:35,560 Speaker 1: ain't married. I'm I'm sorry, but y'all ain't married. Hello. Hello, 8 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,880 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Brian. Yeah. How are you doing? Brian? 9 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:42,040 Speaker 1: My name is Daniel. Wanted to give you a call today. 10 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:46,600 Speaker 1: You got a minute? Yeah, okay, listen, um you're you're 11 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:54,640 Speaker 1: Brian um Ran right, You're married to uh Alpia? Yeah? Hello, Hello, yeah, yeah, 12 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:58,440 Speaker 1: that's that's me. That's my wife. Yeah, okay, I got 13 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:01,520 Speaker 1: a question for you. Hello. You guys been married going 14 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:04,840 Speaker 1: on nine years now, we've been married? Now, who is there? 15 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:08,840 Speaker 1: My name is Daniel. Were you? Um? Were you guys 16 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:13,160 Speaker 1: married a Greater New Missionary Baptist church, uh than the Sea? 17 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:16,039 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yep, yep, that's the name of that church. 18 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:20,280 Speaker 1: Has by nine years? Yeah, that's right. Why what's going on? 19 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:23,280 Speaker 1: What's asked me all these questions? Okay? Do you remember 20 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:29,240 Speaker 1: the minister that officiated your actual wedding ceremony? Yeah? Uh, 21 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:33,559 Speaker 1: Reverend right, Okay, I got the right person. I wanted 22 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:36,000 Speaker 1: to make sure I had the right person, Brian. So 23 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 1: I'm I'm sorry if it seemed a little weird to you. 24 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:42,120 Speaker 1: Here's here's what's going on. We've just come up with 25 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:47,120 Speaker 1: a new discovery a lot of information that Reverend none 26 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:51,520 Speaker 1: of his credentials are true. Everything is false. He's not 27 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:55,200 Speaker 1: a minister at all, he never was a minister, and 28 00:01:55,360 --> 00:02:01,040 Speaker 1: every single wedding ceremony that he officiated is basically null 29 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:04,400 Speaker 1: and void. So, and I hate to be the bear 30 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:08,240 Speaker 1: of bad news, but you and Alphea, even though you 31 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:10,720 Speaker 1: think you've been married for nine years, you guys are 32 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:15,040 Speaker 1: not married. Not no, no, no, not that you gotta 33 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:17,360 Speaker 1: have the wrong person, because then that then we got 34 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:24,720 Speaker 1: we got married by nine years ago. And what I'm 35 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:28,399 Speaker 1: telling you is he he never was ordained. He's never 36 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:31,119 Speaker 1: been an ordained minister. He's not a minister at all. 37 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:35,040 Speaker 1: So when he performed this ceremony, your wedding ceremony, he 38 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:37,280 Speaker 1: had no right to be doing that. You guys are 39 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:40,320 Speaker 1: not are not married. You know, you guys have been 40 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:43,519 Speaker 1: living in sin for nine years. Hold on, hold, hold 41 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:45,080 Speaker 1: on that. Let me tell you something. I ain't been 42 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:47,760 Speaker 1: living no man. And my wife we have been married 43 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:50,760 Speaker 1: for nine years. And that man he's a preacher. I'm 44 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:55,600 Speaker 1: telling he's a preacher. Sunday Sir, as of today he is. 45 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:58,480 Speaker 1: He has no right to be in anybody's pulpit. He 46 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:01,760 Speaker 1: has no right to be officiated, whether it's weddings or funerals, 47 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:05,000 Speaker 1: no matter what it is, christenings for children. He's not 48 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:08,079 Speaker 1: allowed to do that. And we have officially stopped him 49 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:12,880 Speaker 1: from doing anything serving under h as being a pastor 50 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:15,680 Speaker 1: or a minister. We have stopped that. But what I 51 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,960 Speaker 1: want you to know is that you have been living 52 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:20,840 Speaker 1: in sin and you don't you get that. We want 53 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:23,680 Speaker 1: to try and get you guys married as soon as possible, 54 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:26,400 Speaker 1: so you're not living in sin. Oh no, doc, I 55 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:29,200 Speaker 1: have been living in no Sin. I have been married 56 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:31,920 Speaker 1: for nine years. This woman ship been taking care of 57 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:34,760 Speaker 1: me and my kids for the past nine Wait. Wait 58 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:36,600 Speaker 1: a minute, wait a minute. You guys. Have you guys 59 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:39,920 Speaker 1: have children? Yeah? Yeah, we got to two kids, two 60 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:44,320 Speaker 1: beautiful kids. Okay, then those kids are bastard Stafford. Let 61 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,040 Speaker 1: me tell you something. My kids ain't no bastard. What 62 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:48,880 Speaker 1: about your kids? Your kids in bastood? No, sir, my kids, 63 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:51,440 Speaker 1: my kids were born in wedlock. Your kids have been 64 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:55,560 Speaker 1: born out of wedlocks. I'm telling you that man did 65 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:59,040 Speaker 1: my service, and he is a preacher. He's a man 66 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:02,800 Speaker 1: after God's own heart himself. He doesn't done everything that 67 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:04,720 Speaker 1: that he comes for me and my family. He is 68 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:08,120 Speaker 1: a preacher. So I don't. I know it's hard for 69 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,480 Speaker 1: you to to to swallow the truth, but I want 70 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:11,840 Speaker 1: you to know, and I need you to be able 71 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:14,040 Speaker 1: to tell out fie that you guys are not married 72 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:17,520 Speaker 1: and not as of right now. No, no, okay, so 73 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:21,839 Speaker 1: holder now, back in the olden days, but before all 74 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:24,680 Speaker 1: these all these colleges and stuff came came about, you 75 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:27,200 Speaker 1: telling me that their men making old days, that they 76 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:30,120 Speaker 1: weren't no preachers, that they weren't meant men after the cough? 77 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:33,200 Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying to me? Uh? What what 78 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,359 Speaker 1: what are you? What are you? What are you? What 79 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,560 Speaker 1: are you getting at? Sir? What I'm trying to say 80 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:39,039 Speaker 1: is back in the older days, baking the twitters and thirties, 81 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:41,359 Speaker 1: they didn't have all these colleges and all these degrees 82 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,960 Speaker 1: and stuff like these new preachers got these days. That 83 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:47,400 Speaker 1: man now he was from back then, and God called 84 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:49,560 Speaker 1: them and that's what they went on too. And all 85 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:52,039 Speaker 1: them people that they married back then, they did the 86 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:54,080 Speaker 1: same thing to day. You don't need to know what 87 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:55,960 Speaker 1: degree to say that that you're a preacher. You don't 88 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:58,359 Speaker 1: need no lights to say you're a preacher. Man. My 89 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,880 Speaker 1: wife would be maried for nine years. My kids have 90 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,560 Speaker 1: been born in wedlocks. We were married, we were married. 91 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:08,000 Speaker 1: I read my friends and family, they was all there, sir. 92 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:10,640 Speaker 1: The bottom line is that that you have been living 93 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:13,120 Speaker 1: in sin because you have not been married with your 94 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:16,400 Speaker 1: wife for the last nine years. And your kids, I 95 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:19,080 Speaker 1: hate to say it, your kids are bastards. Now o. 96 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,279 Speaker 1: Now I've told you, don't say nothing else about my 97 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:24,640 Speaker 1: kids saying I ain't no cuss up. But don't push me. 98 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:27,920 Speaker 1: My kids ain't no bad said. You understand me. You 99 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,919 Speaker 1: don't get me up, sir. I'm trying to give you 100 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:31,400 Speaker 1: the truth and try to get you in here and 101 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:33,159 Speaker 1: get you married so you will not be living in 102 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:36,120 Speaker 1: sin any more than what you are. I'm living in 103 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:39,560 Speaker 1: no sins. Look now, you don't make me whoop your 104 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:42,320 Speaker 1: a s s. You understand me and my wife, we 105 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:45,440 Speaker 1: have been married for nine years. Don't shoot up here 106 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:47,640 Speaker 1: A tind me talking about the way. Ain't mad that man? 107 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:51,520 Speaker 1: Ain't you understand? I get out of my show you 108 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:54,600 Speaker 1: that's my life. Those are my kids. They have been 109 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:58,600 Speaker 1: born in red locks. You understand, Sir. So, I just 110 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:00,760 Speaker 1: wanted to call and give you the information so that 111 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,720 Speaker 1: you could probably stop living in sin. That's all I 112 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:04,919 Speaker 1: wanted to do. I ain't living non sin. That's what 113 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:06,839 Speaker 1: I just told you. You You ain't hear me. I ain't 114 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:08,720 Speaker 1: living an no thin. Maybe you the one that's living 115 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:10,960 Speaker 1: a pist of sin. Now, you ain't got nothing else 116 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:13,680 Speaker 1: said to me? That man? If never that nine years ago? 117 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,359 Speaker 1: They get your ass on my phone. So I so 118 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:19,400 Speaker 1: I have one more thing, one more thing I'd like 119 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,400 Speaker 1: to say. You ain't got nothing else to say to me. 120 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:24,719 Speaker 1: You ain't get tho a SF off my p am phone. 121 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:28,200 Speaker 1: Now do you understand me? I ain't got time for this, sir? 122 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:30,520 Speaker 1: Can I say one more thing? What you gotta say 123 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:32,120 Speaker 1: on me? Now? So? I just wanted to let you 124 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:34,640 Speaker 1: know that this is nephew tim Me from the Steve 125 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:37,360 Speaker 1: womp In Morning show your wife and how feel got 126 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:44,919 Speaker 1: me to prank phone call you. Oh man, oh lord, 127 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:50,000 Speaker 1: it down here? Uh he I almost went in on 128 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:51,760 Speaker 1: your down. You are wouna let me go down. Yeah, 129 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:54,040 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get thin you say. Put you up to this? 130 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:59,960 Speaker 1: Got me to prank you. Man, while man, oh man, 131 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:01,800 Speaker 1: you all right with me? Brother? I got to ask 132 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:04,080 Speaker 1: you something. Man, what is the baddest and I mean 133 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:08,240 Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land Steve on the 134 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:20,440 Speaker 1: show Mantle Best. It's called Man. The first time you 135 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:23,640 Speaker 1: get jumped, I hope I'm right now. I've been closed. 136 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:25,840 Speaker 1: I don't want to be right then to help you, 137 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:30,280 Speaker 1: I can't even get jumped on. I'm gonna help you. 138 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:33,560 Speaker 1: That's family room. You fight one, you gotta fight everybody 139 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:36,520 Speaker 1: that but now nobody come home. Ain't been in this fight. 140 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:38,840 Speaker 1: I'm coming to the hospital and take the paper up 141 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:40,480 Speaker 1: your strong because you ain't gonna be able to move. 142 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:50,120 Speaker 1: Mark Nephew was coming to Chuckles Comedy Club, Memphis, Tennessee Friday, 143 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:53,600 Speaker 1: said this Sunday. That's to Friday to Saturday one Sunday. 144 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:57,960 Speaker 1: That's Chuckles Comedy Club in Memphis, Tennessee, March twenty three 145 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,360 Speaker 1: through the twenty fifth and laying in the cut, let 146 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:03,840 Speaker 1: it all go ahead? Is that? What's her name is? Prescott? 147 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:09,040 Speaker 1: Prescott Prescott, A little time for you come up. They 148 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:12,400 Speaker 1: packed them in there, They packed me in strong alright, 149 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:16,000 Speaker 1: got funny as hell. I won't get up stage press. 150 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:22,200 Speaker 1: You got a problem with everybody. That's how my life is. 151 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:25,920 Speaker 1: Everybody we like you got that's my life. If you 152 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,280 Speaker 1: came to Steve Harvest Comedy House, I was in there 153 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:34,960 Speaker 1: at Coming about You Mars Comedy Club, the nephew Pridy 154 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,960 Speaker 1: said the Sunday laying in the cut is Lexing Lexington, 155 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:42,080 Speaker 1: Kentucky Comedy All Broadway, April fifth, six and stuffing tickets. 156 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:49,440 Speaker 1: Don't steal red nack alright, stupid coming to town. All right, 157 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:51,559 Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour. You're not 158 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:55,000 Speaker 1: gonna believe this letter, the Strawberry Letter for today. Subject 159 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:59,319 Speaker 1: your mama. Mama, that's got to go. She's got to 160 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:02,240 Speaker 1: get out of here. Mom's gotta go. Alright, too much, 161 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:07,320 Speaker 1: she's gotta go. We gotta go to You're listening to 162 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:09,040 Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.