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Speaker 1: should I go? This is okaop. We read the craziest

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Speaker 1: true stories on Earth. I'm John and Sam. Should the

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Speaker 2: So they go? I mean, this is crazy because this

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Speaker 2: is very similar to the last story that we read

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Speaker 2: and it's not the same story. It's not And does

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Speaker 2: it come from Okamoby show?

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Speaker 1: And it comes from ourselves so ko b show, which

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Speaker 1: means we love it even more. That's right, because we

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Speaker 1: love our community so much. Imagine your worst first day

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Speaker 2: Worst case scenario, I would have to probably like poop myself, yeah,

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Speaker 2: or she would have to poop herself. Would I not

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Speaker 2: go on a second date if my date pooped themselves?

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Speaker 2: I don't care about that. I just care about me.

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Speaker 2: She would it smell? Like? Can I smell it? I

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Speaker 2: think it just depends on like is she the perfect

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Speaker 2: think I could get past it, Like yeah, adult diapers,

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Speaker 2: you don't care. I don't know. It's just like because

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Speaker 2: I only care about myself. Yes, finally, you get it

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Speaker 2: but if it's the worst that I probably would leave.

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Speaker 2: Probably would leave. I mean that's normal, right, You don't

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Speaker 2: continue to go on dates with people when they have

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Speaker 2: the worst first date experience possible, or just for the drama,

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Speaker 2: just for more stories for you guys, there's only one

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Speaker 2: way to find out. In this story.

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Speaker 1: And again this was from r slash okop show. You

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Speaker 1: can submit your own story at r slash okop show.

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Speaker 2: And this was written by Hockin'.

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Speaker 1: Dish hockin demn Titties, So shout out to you.

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Speaker 2: Hackingdemn titty says, went.

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Speaker 1: On a date with an icky dude, He got diarrhea

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Speaker 1: and embarrassed me in front. Oh it was bo watrous,

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Speaker 2: It is like, excuse me, this wasn't cooked right and

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Speaker 2: it gave me diarrhea as you can see. Can you

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Speaker 2: give me a free meal? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: He was.

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Speaker 1: He was going hard trying to get that discounter for you.

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Speaker 2: Time. I sat on a nail on a chair and

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Speaker 2: I was considering giving, like having them pay for a meal.

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Speaker 2: But I felt like a dick if I did. Oh,

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Speaker 2: I went up my butt. Oh, now my buttthole. But

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Speaker 1: it goes like this. I female twenty seven met a

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Speaker 2: One could say good looking at first glance. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: The first date went well, so it was time for

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying, hey, I'm sick. I can't make it.

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Speaker 2: My walls look like Jackson polling paintings with paint spidering everywhere.

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Speaker 1: Eventually, we went on a second date and we met

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Speaker 1: He doesn't eat outside of the house because he has

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Speaker 1: I don't think I ever have you have was a baby, yeah,

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Speaker 2: This is absolutely.

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Speaker 1: What is happening right now. I am literally completely lost.

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Speaker 3: That doesn't matter?

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Speaker 2: My mom said, the only reason that I was potty

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Speaker 2: But she trained you. You know what, did dude? It's

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Speaker 2: just because John's sitting on a pile of money that

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Speaker 1: That's me, maybe, bro I went my ass with Benjamin's baby.

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Speaker 3: Put money over not an eleven?

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Speaker 2: Okay, this wasn't eleven. This wasn't eleven. I was probably four.

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Speaker 1: My mom said, I'm just in the spin soccer right now.

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Speaker 3: It's all good.

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Speaker 1: My mom said, you can't go to Chuck E Cheese

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Speaker 3: You were Bunny trained.

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Speaker 1: Yep, there you go, there you go. Wow, guys, I'm

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Speaker 2: I still want to know where Riley got that picture from.

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Speaker 3: I read the story. You don't need to know.

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Speaker 2: I don't need to know. Are you texting myself, sir?

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Speaker 2: What is going on? Naima?

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Speaker 4: Hey, editors, cut this out, but I'm about to get

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, cut this.

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Speaker 3: Phrase out like bleep it out? School? Yeah, yes, okay,

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Speaker 3: Zachi played the video that I sent you.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, oh god.

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Speaker 1: I used to introduce every video with school guys. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: But he does it. But why do you not do

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Speaker 3: it anymore? John? Wow, you went that deep? Okay, that's

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Speaker 3: why he cut it?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 1: So someone Wow, interesting, you really dug deep? Someone commented

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Speaker 2: True story. I love how like you didn't want to

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Speaker 1: But yeah, they we talked over DM and I was like,

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Speaker 2: So I changed it. Wow, we went deep on the

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Speaker 1: I don't know how the fuck you found that because

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Speaker 3: Your next buddy, don't know.

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Speaker 1: I never announced, dude, I'm afraid now I am legitimately terrible.

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Speaker 3: I do have another one.

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Speaker 1: no we're not we're not the fuck No, we're not cutting.

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Speaker 2: Idiot this literally leaving all of.

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Speaker 3: This and I'll have one.

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Speaker 2: All right, fine torture remark.

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Speaker 3: Feel like you're on fire, Go ahead, I know.

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Speaker 1: Well I've told that story, babe, anything that's the story

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Speaker 1: where I blew myself up.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, we know, we totally like three times.

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Speaker 2: Let's keep on.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, you want to sign something and give it away?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you talked to my sister. What's the sign something? Oh?

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Speaker 2: How did this happen?

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Speaker 1: When I was in like fourth grade, I was in

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Speaker 2: So I started calling myself j Man.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, the j Man, the j Man.

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Speaker 3: I thought, I don't know you.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I don't recall on that one. But I started

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Speaker 2: The J Man. I didn't sign them, DJ Man. I

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Speaker 2: definitely signed them, just j Man J Man. In the comments,

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Speaker 2: Oh god, John deep cuts.

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Speaker 2: That was good, So editors, editors keep most of that,

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Speaker 1: The haircut was in that awkward phase where either you

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Speaker 2: What does that even mean? And explained it Maybe that's

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Speaker 1: My sister says, I chew like a cow, So that's

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Speaker 2: Dude lives with his parents, which how old is he? Again?

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Speaker 2: We got the ages of the beginning right, Yeah? Eight

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Speaker 3: Then now he's not with his parents his girlfriend's parents.

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Speaker 3: That's fine.

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Speaker 2: Well then, but his girlfriend is with her parents.

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Speaker 3: But it's your friend, not her, So.

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Speaker 1: That's yeah, ok, yeah, yeah, if you're if you crap

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Speaker 1: Oh I forgot. When he picked up the phone, he said, hey, beautiful,

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Speaker 2: To her, like that, Yeah, that's weird.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, at least in my country, it's hella weird to

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Speaker 1: It's not weird to call your mother beautiful, but address

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Speaker 2: The vibe that opould say like, hey beautiful, it's so beautiful.

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Speaker 2: That's weird. It's weird. That's weird. That's weird, that's weird.

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Speaker 1: So after all that, we sat down and proceeded to

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Speaker 1: I with a bunch of eyes want pasta with no

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Speaker 1: I want chicken. The waitress went back to talk to

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Speaker 2: Dude. Fine, I see you have eggs. How do you

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Speaker 1: Oh Lord, let the earth open into and hide me

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Speaker 1: beneath it. The whole first page had options with eggs. Dude,

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Speaker 1: I want them boiled in the water. Specifically, we like

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Speaker 3: Maybe.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, it's hard to tell. Waitress was dumbfounded.

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Speaker 4: Me.

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Speaker 1: Do you mean poached? Dude says yes, yes, poached. So

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Speaker 1: Anyways, he eventually chose pasta with no sauce. After all that,

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Speaker 1: He got up to find her because he thought tea

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Speaker 2: Uh? Yeah, get an ick? Right? You had to say

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Speaker 2: what do they call it?

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Speaker 3: You don't know? Ink on hand?

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Speaker 2: Forgot? I forgot for one second.

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Speaker 1: One second, I forgot what it was, and all of

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Speaker 2: A happy relationship for two fucking long, I said, Riley,

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Speaker 2: we think about X twenty times a day to make

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Speaker 2: sure that we don't hit any of them.

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Speaker 3: I stopped drinking out a straw.

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Speaker 2: I stopped drinking a straw. I love straws. Is that really?

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Speaker 2: You don't drink anymore because of the X? They're changing

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Speaker 2: you man.

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Speaker 4: Dude, Okay, so that's a story I have a story

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Speaker 4: about Okay, story time.

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Speaker 1: After all of this ordeal, I paid for everything whatever.

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Speaker 1: His tea was just four euros, and I left some

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Speaker 1: which they don't always tip, so that's like extra nice.

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Speaker 1: But then he put the cherry on the top. Dude,

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Speaker 1: Oh you leave a tip? Ha, I don't. I can't

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Speaker 1: if my friends leave one, I feel obligated to do so. Dude,

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Speaker 1: paint yourself blue and jump into the sea so no

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Speaker 2: Wow, what an insult. I love that shout out to up.

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Speaker 1: That's see, that's that's a that's a real op okop

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Speaker 1: fan right there.

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Speaker 2: Damn I saw red.

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Speaker 1: Then he said, oh, did you leave a tip because

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Speaker 1: you used to work as a waitress. You spoiled brat.

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Speaker 2: Dude, cannot say like one thing right, Like even a

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Speaker 2: blind squirrel finds a nut, like every once in a while.

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Speaker 2: This man is like just like is a half dead

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Speaker 2: blind squirrel? A broken clock is right? Twice a day

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Speaker 2: my man melted his clock.

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Speaker 1: I had done various jobs in the past while he

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Speaker 2: So, but he's hot. He's hot. I forgot he's hot.

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Speaker 2: We forgot that. I forgot he's hot. Yeah, he is hot.

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Speaker 2: He's a hot cow. He's a hot cow. He's like

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Speaker 2: a Belgian blue cow. Whoever is adding this put up

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Speaker 2: a Belgian blue cow?

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Speaker 3: Are they attractive? Dude? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Is that the one with the hair over the eyes?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: Those are the thickest cows ever. Belgian blue cow, Riley?

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Speaker 2: What do you see? Belgian blue cow? Fuck?

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Speaker 3: Don't you?

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Speaker 1: Damn? Bro?

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Speaker 2: You gotta be strong like that. That's unnecessary.

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Speaker 1: Bro, what are you shooting milk out of your others

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Speaker 1: that like will pierce the Cuban flesh?

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Speaker 3: Like, dude, dude, you really.

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Speaker 2: Have no business being that freaking sturdy. That's like literally

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Speaker 2: what Riley looks like, fucking big protein over here, big

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Speaker 2: protein dude. Wow? Yeah, dang, the camera zon you would

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Speaker 2: see his massive guns.

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Speaker 1: So I tried not to say anything and explain myself

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Speaker 1: since I decided that he's not worth it, not even

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Speaker 1: my spit, wow, not even worth our spit.

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Speaker 2: God, dang, Honestly, like that can be kind of hot sometimes, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, is that a bit valuable?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, spit in my mouth, mommy, Oh god.

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Speaker 1: After I went home, I texted him that I don't

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Speaker 2: Way and bye.

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Speaker 3: Ps.

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's my job to explain the basics

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Speaker 1: to a grown ass man what good manners are and

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Speaker 1: where the date went downhill. Better luck for him next time,

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Speaker 1: And thank you for reading what a terrible first date?

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Speaker 2: Awful? Yeah, I'm glad OP wasn't distracted by the hotness

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Speaker 2: and did not see him again, thank god, especially especially

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Speaker 2: someone in the fan. Yeah, the Okay gang deserves the best.

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Speaker 2: That's that. Then this seems like the rest that they

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Speaker 2: do that they do. We have an okay story time?

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Speaker 2: We did have an okay story time?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, why I stop drinking straws? Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 4: So I love brunch and one of the things I

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Speaker 4: you know, they're all buff and you know, cute and

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Speaker 4: stuff whatever, So like I'm drinking like a vanilla latte

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Speaker 4: he looks at me. He's like, why are you drinking

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Speaker 4: out of straw? I was like, oh no, just just

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Speaker 4: one of the things I do. He's like, look around

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Speaker 4: this room, okay, this table and look at one of

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Speaker 4: them in the face with the straw in your mouth

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Speaker 4: and try to ask him out on the date. And

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Speaker 4: he just like embarrassed me in front of all of them.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, what wow?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, dick asshole. Yeah, So I'm glad you guys are

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Speaker 4: my friends.

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Speaker 2: Now you can drink out of a straw in front

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Speaker 2: of us anytime.

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Speaker 4: Like he made a good point, like, if you think

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Speaker 4: about it, if a guy's at the club drinking a

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Speaker 4: it was kind of kind of a dick.

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Speaker 3: It was like horse way to say it.

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Speaker 2: But well, I actually have a question for our audience women,

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Speaker 2: is drinking out of a straw? Dick? Let us know.

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Speaker 2: In the comments, we've learned that barking is definitely a nick.

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Speaker 1: So good the good people of okop have informed ry Away.

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Speaker 2: within the Archives. Time for okop rework.

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Speaker 3: Today.

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Speaker 1: After by hospitaling my very own nine year old brother.

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Speaker 2: That's not nice, No, it's not heard of. Touff brotherly love,

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Speaker 2: but not that tough.

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Speaker 1: Are though, that's a whole other level. I'm typing this.

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Speaker 1: I'm literally typing this out from the waiting room. I

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Speaker 1: feel so guilty, and my mom won't even look me

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Speaker 1: in the eye, probably rightfully. So today my seventeen male

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Speaker 1: brother nine male wanted to play with my Xbox in

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Speaker 1: my room, which I reluctantly said yes to. But since

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Speaker 1: we moved in last week, my room, which is still

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Speaker 1: very small anyways, is mostly full of boxes, so there's

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Speaker 1: really not much room to move around at all. He

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Speaker 1: was sitting on the floor playing Minecraft and I was

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Speaker 1: in my bed doing a Superman puzzle, which is kind

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Speaker 1: of a hilarious ex.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's such a funny.

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Speaker 1: Like image seventeen year old, when my mom called me

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Speaker 1: into the kitchen to help her reach something.

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Speaker 2: This is where I fed up ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So, as I said, there's not much space in

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Speaker 1: the room, especially at the end of my bed where

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Speaker 1: the TV is right next to my door. I tried

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Speaker 1: to squeeze pass to leave to go to my mom

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Speaker 1: in the kitchen. Spinish squeeze accidentally bumped into the TV

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Speaker 1: stand and the worst thing possible happened.

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Speaker 2: What happened? The whole TV fell on my brother. Oh shit, yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's not the whole TV, the whole dang TV. Oh No,

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Speaker 2: How big are these TV?

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Speaker 3: Though?

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Speaker 2: I mean, is it a flat screen or is it like.

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Speaker 1: Maybe he's got like the seventy inch like balling you know,

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Speaker 1: probably not, he said. The room is small, so like yeah,

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Speaker 1: so I mean, or maybe it is a seventy inch

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Speaker 1: and it just takes up there.

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Speaker 2: Maybe it's one of those like remember remember, like back

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Speaker 2: in the good old days, those monster TVs. I remember

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Speaker 2: my friend Ian had, like when I was five, had

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Speaker 2: a monster TV. It was like like a fifty inch

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Speaker 2: TV or sixty inch TV. But it was like it

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Speaker 2: had the back you know, like the weight of a car. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it was. It was literally like it was like a box,

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Speaker 2: but like I guess it like sloped down kind of

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Speaker 2: like yeah, anyway, crazy.

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Speaker 1: He started screaming, and everything up until now was one

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Speaker 1: big blur. My mom came running in shouting, asking what happened,

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Speaker 1: calling for my dad, while I just stood there watching

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Speaker 1: it all happen from outside my room.

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Speaker 2: Watching the kios, watching it. It was like I was frozen.

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Speaker 1: My mom screamed at my dad to phone an ambulance,

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Speaker 1: but I couldn't see my brother. So I took a

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Speaker 1: step forward and saw that his head was bleeding, to

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Speaker 1: a point where I was really panicking.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, good god, it's a lot of blood.

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Speaker 1: My dad told me to go downstairs and let anyone

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Speaker 1: in who knocks on the door, so I did.

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Speaker 2: Head blood is the worst kind of blood.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that is not something you want to see

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Speaker 1: on your nine year old brother.

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Speaker 2: Yikes.

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Speaker 1: I waited by the door, and a few minutes later

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Speaker 1: paramedics knocked. Paramedics knocked on the door, so I let

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Speaker 1: them in. My mom went in the ambulance with him,

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Speaker 1: while my dad and I followed in a car. We

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Speaker 1: got there about fifteen minutes after my mom and I

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Speaker 1: heard her tell my dad that my brother will be okay.

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Speaker 1: But she still refuses to speak to me, even after

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Speaker 1: I asked her what's going on with my brother.

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Speaker 2: But it's not like he did it on purpose. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: come on.

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Speaker 1: And I haven't heard anything from a doctor yet, so

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Speaker 1: it's been about half an hour. Sorry if this is

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Speaker 1: difficult to read. I just feel so guilty and anxious

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Speaker 1: for hurting my brother.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it's not his fall. I mean it's like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: you know, don't care try to kill your brother, but

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Speaker 2: like it's not really, it's not peaceful.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 2: He was just trying to like squeeze through a little space,

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Speaker 2: you know. Yeah, yeah, I mean, just don't do it.

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Speaker 2: Mom needs Yeah, Mom, he's a chill out. She's making

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Speaker 2: it worse. Come on, mom, Yeah, come on,