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<v Speaker 1>Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maller

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<v Speaker 1>treats crackheads in the Ghetto Cutter the same as the

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<v Speaker 1>with Ben Maller starts right now that it does in

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<v Speaker 1>the air everywhere coast the coast, border to bar There

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<v Speaker 1>actually are no borders on podcasting. But that we are

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<v Speaker 1>back at it again as this podcast heard every single

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<v Speaker 1>week on the I Heart Podcast Never we thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for being a loyal minion or supporting the content that

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<v Speaker 1>we provide. And uh, it's weird. You have mixed feelings

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<v Speaker 1>about this because part of me is happy that the

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<v Speaker 1>audience is continuing to grow and that there's a demand

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<v Speaker 1>for these podcasts. The other part of me is like crap.

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<v Speaker 1>That means I have to keep doing the podcast, so

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<v Speaker 1>I have I have mixed emotions because if nobody was listening,

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<v Speaker 1>if the numbers were down. If it was crapped and

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't have to do it, the company wouldn't want

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<v Speaker 1>me to do it. Um, But the numbers keep going

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<v Speaker 1>up studily, so we do thank you for that. And

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<v Speaker 1>we are joined yet again by the man who made

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<v Speaker 1>the b famous. He's got his singer, David Gascon from

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<v Speaker 1>West of the four oh five. Well, since this podcast

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<v Speaker 1>continues to grow, do you think this podcast is adequate

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<v Speaker 1>and sufficient enough to be carried live on radio? Was

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<v Speaker 1>made for live radio? How about occasionally we curse? But

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<v Speaker 1>I would be if it. If it involved more money,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be all about it. Put it on the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm all for it. I've changed my stance. I used

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<v Speaker 1>to always say, never put radio on television because it's radio.

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<v Speaker 1>But if they pay, And I've had friends have done

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<v Speaker 1>radio shows that ended up being simulcast on television and

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<v Speaker 1>they get a nice, big fat check in a bonus

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<v Speaker 1>to the radio work. So if you can get paid

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<v Speaker 1>double for the same thing, who wouldn't sign off on

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<v Speaker 1>that sports colman do that? Or who does a simulcast

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<v Speaker 1>on the show? Oh one guy's in Boston and Jerry Callahan,

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<v Speaker 1>uh when he when he at w e I back

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<v Speaker 1>of the day. He his show was on Nesson and

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<v Speaker 1>so he was getting a check from Nesson in addition

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<v Speaker 1>to w E I. And so yeah, I mean there's

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<v Speaker 1>a few other people that have dabbled in that. And uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you can put a camera in the studio overnight, and

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<v Speaker 1>I got a camera in here anyway because the videos

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<v Speaker 1>we do on the on YouTube. Uh, so we've got that. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>We had said before we get to today's podcast, we

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<v Speaker 1>had set Dylan on from the Babylon. But how did

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<v Speaker 1>that go? By the way, did that? Did that do well?

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<v Speaker 1>The set Dylan thing? It was? It was it was

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<v Speaker 1>surprisingly excellent, not by by my stards. I knew it

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna be great, but but people have downloaded it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been a great surprise to see the elevation and

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<v Speaker 1>of course not to be overlooked. But we had Benny

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<v Speaker 1>versus the Penny last night too. Yes, that's right, Benny

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<v Speaker 1>versus the Penny again. Back at it a big weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be a big gambling weekend. Guess can I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get back. I've been I've been like a see

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<v Speaker 1>saw so far this season, picking games either up and

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<v Speaker 1>you're down, and you're up and you're down, which is

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<v Speaker 1>really the way of life. But well, we'll see and

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<v Speaker 1>you check that out. That's that's up there on the YouTube.

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<v Speaker 1>We tweeted it out, of course, and you can check

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<v Speaker 1>that out. And not just before the games. A lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people obviously would want to watch it before if

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<v Speaker 1>you're planning on gambling on the NFL. However, many people

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<v Speaker 1>enjoy looking at my analysis after the fact when they

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<v Speaker 1>know the outcome and they can goof on me and

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<v Speaker 1>say how dumb that analysis was. So there's two ways

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<v Speaker 1>to do it. Are they goofing on you or they

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<v Speaker 1>goofing on your lack of furniture. Because it seems like

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<v Speaker 1>every time we're on air, people are all he is

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<v Speaker 1>thinking that you're homeless, or that you're just you've just something.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my man cave, that's my spare man cave, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're just just people are jealous. People are just jealous.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I'll put a photo one week of Bella behind

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<v Speaker 1>me and they could have Bella staring about that. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a small dog. She can't get around your back. Bella

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<v Speaker 1>is a beast. What are you talking about? What's that?

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<v Speaker 1>She's like the size of your fu. We Bella's fur

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<v Speaker 1>has grown out. Bella is very large and in charge. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, So before we get into the meat of

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<v Speaker 1>on cameo. What you consider doing a cameo for Kent summers. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>let me tell you. Uh, that is the fit to print.

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<v Speaker 1>So let me just send it up. We have fit

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<v Speaker 1>to print. We've got no breaks and pop quiz and

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<v Speaker 1>we begin here the Saturday podcast with our show a

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<v Speaker 1>rant on the radio becoming a news story in the

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<v Speaker 1>state of Arizona. Uh, this is outstanding. So let's let's

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<v Speaker 1>flash back to Monday night football and the Arizona Cardinals

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<v Speaker 1>with a blowout win thirty eight to ten over the

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<v Speaker 1>Dallas Cowboys, a convincing domination situation there and after the game. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I did a monologue on this guest gun. I don't know. Obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>you react to what's going on in the sports world

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<v Speaker 1>for twenty four hours of the last twenty four hours

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<v Speaker 1>or so. So this obviously was the story we talked about.

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<v Speaker 1>I did a rant, mostly about the Cowboys. I had

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<v Speaker 1>about maybe three or four good minutes, if I remember,

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<v Speaker 1>at the end of the monologue, which was dedicated to

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<v Speaker 1>Kyler Murray, who was not only a quarterback, he was terrible,

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<v Speaker 1>had a terrible performance for the Arizona Cardinals. And so

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<v Speaker 1>that was on Monday night or Tuesday morning, depending on

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<v Speaker 1>how you look. It was in the overnight. So all

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<v Speaker 1>the way later went fast forward till Thursday, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>getting these notifications that the Arizona Republic, the newspaper of

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<v Speaker 1>record in Phoenix, in the state of Arizona, ran a

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<v Speaker 1>story and I I couldn't believe it. This is a

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<v Speaker 1>thousand words story on our show and me ripping Kyler

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<v Speaker 1>Murray's performance in the game against the Dallas Cowboys. And

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<v Speaker 1>the tone was that there seemed to be very upset

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<v Speaker 1>that I was not impressed gascon with Kyler Murray's performance

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<v Speaker 1>against the Dallas Cowboys, and uh, it's hilarious. I had

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<v Speaker 1>a smile from ear to ear. I could not believe

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<v Speaker 1>the stupidity of what has gone on. I have friends

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<v Speaker 1>that work in the newspaper business. What has gone on

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<v Speaker 1>in the newspaper business. What have you done. I will

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<v Speaker 1>admit that I I am one to defend Kyler Murray

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<v Speaker 1>on the regular fan boy, but his performance on Monday

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<v Speaker 1>night reminded me of what Kobe Bryant did in his

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<v Speaker 1>Game seven against the Boston Celtics when they beat Boston

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<v Speaker 1>in seven games. He shot six or twenty four in

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<v Speaker 1>that game, and he would admit he shot like shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Murray was nine of twenty four and it's not like

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<v Speaker 1>the fifteen incompletions were just bad throws. He missed some

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<v Speaker 1>wide open people, including DeAndre Hopkins, who was the best

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<v Speaker 1>wide receiver in the National Football League, who was left

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<v Speaker 1>unmolested at the line of scrimmage on multiple occasions. And

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<v Speaker 1>this is the one of the worst defenses historically, one

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<v Speaker 1>of the worst defenses in the history of pro football,

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<v Speaker 1>which goes back a hundred years. That Dallas Cowboy defense

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<v Speaker 1>and Kyler Murray for the balance of that game was garbage.

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<v Speaker 1>And so I pointed it out, and I you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I was watching. I was watching again. I'm like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>taking some notes down, like you know, the chicken scratch

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<v Speaker 1>on the game and Murray's performance and he kept missing

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<v Speaker 1>receivers and I'm like, okay, and I'm going on and on.

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<v Speaker 1>And then when the game ended, I went back and

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<v Speaker 1>I crunched the numbers and realized that seventy four, almost

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<v Speaker 1>seventy of Kyler Murray's passing yards came on two blown

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<v Speaker 1>coverages by the Cowboys to Christian Kirk and eighty yard

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<v Speaker 1>passed and DeAndre Hopkins a sixty yard passed. Outside of

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<v Speaker 1>those two throws, right, we'll give him credit for that.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll give Kyler a Patama back and odda boy for

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<v Speaker 1>those two throws. Outside of that, the rest of the game,

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<v Speaker 1>the other throws he made twenty two of them, he

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<v Speaker 1>only completed seven of them for an average I had.

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<v Speaker 1>I had typed this in three times to the to

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<v Speaker 1>the calculator, kyla average two point one yards per pass

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<v Speaker 1>attempt on his other twenty two throws in the game,

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<v Speaker 1>and had a passer rating of forty one for the cards.

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<v Speaker 1>So me pointing this out, I was like, to me,

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<v Speaker 1>this is like a throwaway thing. You know, people know

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the I don't like Kyler Murray. Guy. I'm critical

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<v Speaker 1>of Kyler Murray and I'm taking some gratuitous cheap shots

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<v Speaker 1>at him. But this he deserved it. He deserved it.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't doing anything outrageous. I wasn't doing shock jock radio.

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<v Speaker 1>The guys sucked. But so many people don't watch these games.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't pay attention. They look at the final numbers

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<v Speaker 1>and they see the totally oh you know, had he

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<v Speaker 1>ran for a touchdown? He threw the touchdowns here, He's unstoppable.

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<v Speaker 1>What another memorable performance, right, and going on another master

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<v Speaker 1>work from Kyler Murray. I'm like, no, no, none of that,

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<v Speaker 1>None of that is true, none of that. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>this is not a goose bumps inducing performance. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>that is not as a sustainable formula for the Arizona Card.

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<v Speaker 1>They're fraud. If that's how Kyler Murray is gonna play,

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<v Speaker 1>they're not gonna go They're not gonna do anything. They're

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna beat anybody good playing like that. So I

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<v Speaker 1>did this rant and uh and like we said, the

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<v Speaker 1>Arizona newspaper ran with I sent you this, so you

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<v Speaker 1>did not actually click on the story. You thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was right, Guescon. You did not realize what the story

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<v Speaker 1>was when I sent this. No, I was guilty of

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<v Speaker 1>of reading the title only and then through conversation. I

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<v Speaker 1>started looking at it and bang, your name popped up

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, oh, ship, there we go. My

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<v Speaker 1>name is in the right in the lead. There. My name's.

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<v Speaker 1>Radio host Ben Maller was not impressed with Arizona Cardinals

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<v Speaker 1>quarterback Kyler Murray's performance in eight to ten when they

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<v Speaker 1>know because on on Twitter on the text you had

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<v Speaker 1>sent me, it says Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kyler Murray slam

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<v Speaker 1>for poor performance versus Dallas Cowboys and nothing of you

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<v Speaker 1>on there, and still not until I open it up

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<v Speaker 1>and then hashed the memories from twenty nineteen when you

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<v Speaker 1>had some reporters taking Yeah, well it's also I'd like

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<v Speaker 1>to thank the Arizona Republic. I should be on their

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<v Speaker 1>editorial staff because I'm providing content here for the Arizona Republic.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess there's nothing to write about in Arizona apparently locally.

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<v Speaker 1>My god. Uh so, yeah, yeah, it was. It was

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<v Speaker 1>pretty amusing here I gotta kick out of it, and

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<v Speaker 1>uh it was like, really, this is what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>I talked to a couple of buddies of mine and

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<v Speaker 1>radio who saw the story, and they were we were

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<v Speaker 1>going back and forth and one of my buddies is

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<v Speaker 1>a longtime radio guy, pointed out that we are at

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<v Speaker 1>the point now as sports gas bags, where there is

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<v Speaker 1>no room for any criticism of the hometown team. It is.

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<v Speaker 1>It is totally tribal. It's like politics. Sports have become politics.

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<v Speaker 1>Like there used to be a time where we could

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<v Speaker 1>bust each other's balls and uh, and I still like

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<v Speaker 1>doing that. I guess I'm too old now because I

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<v Speaker 1>like busting balls on you know, when your team sucks

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<v Speaker 1>and I I get it. Listen, I I talk a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of crap. And when the Clippers go out and

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<v Speaker 1>take a ride in the vomit comet against the Denver Nuggets,

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<v Speaker 1>they deserve to get ripped. I deserve to get attacked.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fine, I'm fair game. But it cuts both ways, right,

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<v Speaker 1>It's a double edged sword, and people can't handle that

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<v Speaker 1>and they get all upset and it's it's it's really pathetic.

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<v Speaker 1>But I mean it's we're talking about sports, especially in

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<v Speaker 1>East is where it's it's obvious that it was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, this guy was terrible, this was you know,

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<v Speaker 1>this is incompetence. It was malfeasance by the quarterback. And

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<v Speaker 1>I pointed out, I'm the bad guy. Come on, you're

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<v Speaker 1>making it sound like it's a dereliction of duty. It

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't that. I mean he averaged the eight he averaged

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<v Speaker 1>what's seven point because because of the passes though, the

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<v Speaker 1>dual threat quarterback. The thing that's the most important is

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<v Speaker 1>the passing, the runnings, the extra part of it. The

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<v Speaker 1>passing is the most important. The most important thing is

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<v Speaker 1>getting points anyway, you're you're wrong, You're the most more

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<v Speaker 1>thing the running. And we've seen these quarterbacks often get

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<v Speaker 1>exposed like Lamar Jackson, people like you dumb fans look

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<v Speaker 1>at and they look at Lamar Jackson, they're like these guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Then in the playoffs they take that away and suddenly

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<v Speaker 1>he's a jumbled mess, right, he's a hot mess in

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<v Speaker 1>the playoffs. Well, that is one quarterback that's been the postseason.

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<v Speaker 1>Kylin Murray hasn't yet, but I mean, he was great

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<v Speaker 1>at Oklahoma. He's been good so far with Arizona. And

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<v Speaker 1>there are a lot better than that would have been

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<v Speaker 1>with Josh Rosenhead he stayed there in the Valley of

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<v Speaker 1>the Sun. So you you don't know that if rosen

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<v Speaker 1>had stayed and they'd have confidence him. You don't know

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<v Speaker 1>that he wouldn't have blossomed into something. But I just

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<v Speaker 1>love I'm just saying. I'd just saying that, and he's

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<v Speaker 1>been been a bit of bad. Yeah, but these people

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<v Speaker 1>that are like Pavlov's dogs when it comes to the

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<v Speaker 1>hometown team stop. But you know this all too well.

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<v Speaker 1>Being in Dodger Town, people gravitate towards Clayton Kershaw and

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<v Speaker 1>god forbid. Oh and I listen, but that's a perfect example.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad listen. I like the Dodges. A lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people know my history. I did work for Dodger Talk

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<v Speaker 1>years ago, and so I have a pass there. But

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<v Speaker 1>I'll rip Kersha off. I had him traded after his

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<v Speaker 1>NLCS started. I had him traded to Texas. I traded

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<v Speaker 1>into the Rangers. I had Dave Roberts fired. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>I the whole thing. I'm you know, maybe it was

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<v Speaker 1>just slight overreactions, but I'd rather be like that desc

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<v Speaker 1>on then Oh you could rip Cursea. I had a

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<v Speaker 1>guy call up the other night on the show and

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<v Speaker 1>was ranting and raving about how Kershaw was great. He's

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<v Speaker 1>getting a bad rap, and I'm like, what are you

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<v Speaker 1>talking about I know you're a dodging fan. You want

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<v Speaker 1>to jump in the volcano because they tell you to

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<v Speaker 1>jump in the volcano. But stop, don't be a blind sheep.

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<v Speaker 1>You should never be a blind sheep. Ever, I like

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<v Speaker 1>the Clippers when they suck, I say they suck. I stop,

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<v Speaker 1>don't be a lemming. But here's here's the problem, though,

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<v Speaker 1>is if you're a beat reporter, or if you're just

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<v Speaker 1>a regular newspaper reporter that oftentimes report on general things

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<v Speaker 1>like let's say, for Arizona, you go Dimondbacks, you go

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<v Speaker 1>Arizona or Arizona State, and then you go obviously the

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<v Speaker 1>Cardinals and maybe the Coyotes or even the Phoenix Suns.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you want access to those teams. So if you

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<v Speaker 1>start trashing them publicly in articles, you know how the

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<v Speaker 1>media departments are, they will cut you off at the

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<v Speaker 1>knees and you get granted minimal to know access. I

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<v Speaker 1>understand how the game works, but there's a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>fan boys. It's it's kind of like in politics, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of political people who are actually working for

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<v Speaker 1>political parties who are masquerading as you know, as newspaper

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<v Speaker 1>writers for different operations or reporters on television, but they're

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<v Speaker 1>actually you know, in the tank. If you also I

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<v Speaker 1>understand there's that you also have that element which is important.

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<v Speaker 1>You you've got people that genuinely are you know, they

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<v Speaker 1>might as well be on the payroll for the team.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like I used to we used to talk years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>I had an executive who who's like you, eventually everything's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be you know. It's like when you cover the Patriots,

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<v Speaker 1>your Patriots dot Com. You know, you worked with the

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<v Speaker 1>team and and even the newspapers and the TV stations.

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<v Speaker 1>I had got a friend of mine in Kansas City

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<v Speaker 1>told me that after the Chiefs game, I think it

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<v Speaker 1>was in Buffalo, one of the TV reporters in Kansas

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<v Speaker 1>City congratulated Andy Reid and his game plan before he

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<v Speaker 1>asked his question like he was like, it's like total

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<v Speaker 1>fanboy move, total fan boy move. So that stuff goes

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<v Speaker 1>on all the time, but it really is. It travels

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<v Speaker 1>and I I think I I sent this to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I did, but my one of

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite scenes in the movie, asked an old movie now,

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<v Speaker 1>is the opening scene of Major League Remember and the

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<v Speaker 1>grounds crew is preparing the field there at the ballpark

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<v Speaker 1>in Cleveland and they're like and they showed also there

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<v Speaker 1>was a coffee shop and they're like, hey, how are

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<v Speaker 1>the Indians gonna do this year? And they're like, they suck.

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<v Speaker 1>They're still shitty. You know, they're still shitty, And uh,

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<v Speaker 1>that's perfect, right, that's great. You know. One of the

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<v Speaker 1>things I like about Minnesota sports fans is I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like Minnesota still gets it. Like there's a lot of hey,

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<v Speaker 1>we blow you know, the Vikings, how are they gonna

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<v Speaker 1>lose this week? Or how are the Twins gonna blow

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<v Speaker 1>it in the playoffs? Or you know what lottery pick

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<v Speaker 1>of the Timberwolves gonna screw up? Like I appreciate that,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's in towns like Phoenix and uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>Cleveland and and some of these other cities that I've

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<v Speaker 1>had battles with with the local newspapers. They have no concept,

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<v Speaker 1>they have no concept of of this. They've they've It's

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<v Speaker 1>total libelism, is what it is. You're either part of

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<v Speaker 1>the tribe or you're not part of the tribe. And

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<v Speaker 1>if you're not part of the tribe, we're gonna decapitate you.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna take you to the guillotine. I think that's

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<v Speaker 1>a good thing about how New York media is because

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<v Speaker 1>you have so many beat writers that work for the

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<v Speaker 1>Yankees or for the Knicks, or for the Rangers or

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<v Speaker 1>the Jets, the Giants, that you're taking shots left and

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<v Speaker 1>right if you're a head coach or a general manager,

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<v Speaker 1>even the ownership group. And they don't fucking let down either.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's that city never sleeps. Those attackers, they hunt,

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<v Speaker 1>they hunt. But even that, I will tell you, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not as familiar with the New York media as I

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<v Speaker 1>am in the Boston media because of the stuff I

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<v Speaker 1>did with the I back in the day. But even

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<v Speaker 1>the Boston media, there are factions of fan boys. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not as bulldogg ish as it was because because they, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well the guess right, the Globe own or the Red

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<v Speaker 1>Sox are on the on the Globe. John Henry I

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<v Speaker 1>believe owns the Boston Globe, which is the big newspaper.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously it's the Herald and the Globe, and so you

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<v Speaker 1>control the media. And also Nesson is run by the

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<v Speaker 1>Red Sox. It's there, it's their baby, and so you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta gotta look out for my my relatives. My man,

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<v Speaker 1>So how about this. Let let me throw this back

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<v Speaker 1>your way. If you were if you were an owner

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<v Speaker 1>or maybe even just a general manager of a professional team,

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<v Speaker 1>and your said team owns an ownership stake in a

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<v Speaker 1>radio or a television station, or even a newspaper like

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<v Speaker 1>the you know, Washington Post or or whatever it may be,

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<v Speaker 1>would you go behind everyone's back and go to the

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<v Speaker 1>editor of the executive producer and just say, hey, turn

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<v Speaker 1>the dogs loose on my guys. Be as critical as

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<v Speaker 1>you can. That way you can motivate them to be

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<v Speaker 1>as best as they can be. Yeah. No, because if

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<v Speaker 1>you own it, Once the public knows that you own

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<v Speaker 1>the website or the TV channel or the newspaper, it's over. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's over. I can't do it. But I get nobody

0:20:00.400 --> 0:20:03.600
<v Speaker 1>wants criticism. You know. People want to be encouraged. They

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to be discouraged. Nobody likes critique. Is fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was. I thought criticism and critiquing and

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<v Speaker 1>all that. I feel like it's kind of part of

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<v Speaker 1>the gig. But maybe the gig has changed. I know

0:20:19.280 --> 0:20:21.520
<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of hypocrisy out in the world these days.

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<v Speaker 1>There's like this this double standard talk about sports but

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<v Speaker 1>only do it in a positive light about my teams.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. I was like, I really want you to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about my team. I get that all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>I get I get guys. You know that guy in

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<v Speaker 1>Ohio they bust my balls. He's he's a Steeler fan.

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<v Speaker 1>He's you know, near Pittsburgh in the Ohio, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>at the far end of Ohio there, and he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, talk about the Steelers and all this stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you know, if I do do a monologue

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<v Speaker 1>and then I rip him that, he'll have a coronary.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, he'll have a court. How could you do that?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I can't believe it. I used to

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<v Speaker 1>like you, and that it's it's it's tremendous. It is

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<v Speaker 1>wonderful to be alive. It is great to be a

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<v Speaker 1>love you. You've got to wear kid gloves all the

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<v Speaker 1>time apparently to make it. But I get a kick

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<v Speaker 1>out of it. I like the fact when I when

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<v Speaker 1>I saw that story we were referencing here in the

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<v Speaker 1>Arizona Republic, and I just thought it was great. It

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<v Speaker 1>was like it was like getting a shoulder massage. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>It was because I'm never gonna get the meat. You know,

0:21:21.200 --> 0:21:23.000
<v Speaker 1>people to slobber all over me. So this guy is

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<v Speaker 1>the greatest, you know, talk show host of all time.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that's for coward and people like that. I'm the guy,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, throwing bombs in the middle of the night

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<v Speaker 1>is essentially what I know. But I don't even realize

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<v Speaker 1>I'm throwing bombs. That's the thing about a guess on Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think what I'm doing is all that you know,

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<v Speaker 1>shock jockeish or anything like that. I'm just giving opinions

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<v Speaker 1>about sporting events. I'm watching games, I'm taking down notes

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<v Speaker 1>and giving opinions on what I watch. That's it. And

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<v Speaker 1>you'd think that I am the scumbag of the world, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just a toolbag and I'm horrible and I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>large pus filled cyst because I'm talking about these people

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<v Speaker 1>the way. Yeah, I would interpret shock Shock Radio as

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<v Speaker 1>like if you're critiquing like a you know, you're critiquing

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<v Speaker 1>someone's attire like a reporter or a host, or attacking

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<v Speaker 1>their attire or their presentation sexual orientation like bullshit like

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<v Speaker 1>that that has nothing to do with sports as a

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<v Speaker 1>whole or just even specific to an individual I think

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<v Speaker 1>of that more is like shock jock, like I need

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<v Speaker 1>to get a quick hit out of this. So it

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<v Speaker 1>goes viral and all of a sudden, social media is say,

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<v Speaker 1>on that low way or another, I'm on in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of the night. I'm just talking. There's no one listening.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just talking in the middle night. And these local

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<v Speaker 1>guys who are insufferable, the local media, who's insufferable? Uh

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<v Speaker 1>with this it's it's great. And as you pointed out, Estan,

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<v Speaker 1>and I give you credit for this, because I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even realize I was. I was reading that story we

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<v Speaker 1>referenced in the Arizona Republic, and I didn't even realize

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<v Speaker 1>that these these Schmendricks um in the valley of the stupid,

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<v Speaker 1>not the value of the sun, the value of the

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<v Speaker 1>stupid who wrote the story. They quoted me and put

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<v Speaker 1>Alligator Arms in the newspaper. Alligator Arms Murray is in

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<v Speaker 1>the Arizona Republic, the paper of record, which is flabbergasting. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>The nickname. The reason we call him alligator arms for you,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we the people, me and the Arizona Republic.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason me and the newspaper Record in Arizona call

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<v Speaker 1>him alligators Murray at the NFL scouting combine. Did he

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<v Speaker 1>not have the shortest arms ever measured at the combine

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<v Speaker 1>or close to it? Right? Remember that that was the

0:23:39.720 --> 0:23:42.399
<v Speaker 1>thing they did, the wingspan, and he had the shortest

0:23:42.400 --> 0:23:45.440
<v Speaker 1>little alligator arms. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna dignify

0:23:45.520 --> 0:23:52.800
<v Speaker 1>those comments. This is great. Oh I feel like Fozzy

0:23:52.880 --> 0:23:55.760
<v Speaker 1>Bear wacka waka waka when I see stuff like this.

0:23:55.840 --> 0:24:03.480
<v Speaker 1>I mean, my god, is slapstick comedy. It is slapstick comedy.

0:24:03.520 --> 0:24:06.480
<v Speaker 1>These these people, Let's run a story. Mallard ripped the

0:24:06.520 --> 0:24:09.560
<v Speaker 1>hometown quarterback. Let's let's kill him. And I was a

0:24:09.600 --> 0:24:12.040
<v Speaker 1>little disappointed because in the comments section when you sent

0:24:12.119 --> 0:24:14.840
<v Speaker 1>me the article, there was only three comments. Oh no, no,

0:24:14.880 --> 0:24:17.400
<v Speaker 1>you you gotta go on on the twitter. Uh yeah,

0:24:17.440 --> 0:24:20.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm getting blowback from these slap dicks. Uh, these cardinal

0:24:20.680 --> 0:24:23.920
<v Speaker 1>guys who were very upset, you know, the people I'm

0:24:23.920 --> 0:24:27.760
<v Speaker 1>talking about, the low information fan. But even Murray said

0:24:27.760 --> 0:24:30.720
<v Speaker 1>in the article that he was critical of himself and

0:24:30.720 --> 0:24:34.240
<v Speaker 1>then he missed open guys exactly. But he only he's

0:24:34.240 --> 0:24:37.240
<v Speaker 1>allowed to be critical. I can't be critical. Does anybody

0:24:37.280 --> 0:24:41.160
<v Speaker 1>that's ever played football, watched football? Played Madden Football. Who's

0:24:41.200 --> 0:24:46.399
<v Speaker 1>objective would say that is not a sustainable way to

0:24:46.600 --> 0:24:51.400
<v Speaker 1>play quarterback in the NFL. You cannot win, you can't.

0:24:51.440 --> 0:24:55.560
<v Speaker 1>It's unsustainable, right, it's untenable. Um, And so pointing that

0:24:55.600 --> 0:24:58.080
<v Speaker 1>out and this is like a big thing. This is terrible.

0:24:58.119 --> 0:25:00.760
<v Speaker 1>How did you do? That's like he are demanding a

0:25:00.800 --> 0:25:03.480
<v Speaker 1>sugar rush, and they're demanding you know, it doesn't matter

0:25:03.480 --> 0:25:06.320
<v Speaker 1>whether you're being accurate. They just want to hear ra

0:25:06.560 --> 0:25:10.720
<v Speaker 1>Ra hometown, team ra Ra hometown. That's a dead end street. Though,

0:25:10.720 --> 0:25:13.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you it's a dead end street. Everyone knows.

0:25:13.320 --> 0:25:15.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. This is bolton board material. Kylin Murray

0:25:15.760 --> 0:25:20.720
<v Speaker 1>is four and two. Arizona is in great spot to Yes, yes, no,

0:25:20.960 --> 0:25:22.960
<v Speaker 1>that I didn't think about that. I thought about like

0:25:23.040 --> 0:25:25.760
<v Speaker 1>some like the owner of the Arizona Cardinals, you know,

0:25:25.800 --> 0:25:28.760
<v Speaker 1>getting up an old guy reading the newspaper with this

0:25:28.840 --> 0:25:32.280
<v Speaker 1>cup of coffee and a bagel and reading this and

0:25:32.320 --> 0:25:39.720
<v Speaker 1>you know, regurgitating. I wish they had done the rant.

0:25:39.720 --> 0:25:43.760
<v Speaker 1>One of my great Arizona Cardinal rants was when Cliff

0:25:43.880 --> 0:25:49.360
<v Speaker 1>Kingsbury put the social media breaks in during during meetings. Oh,

0:25:49.480 --> 0:25:51.360
<v Speaker 1>I did some of my greatest work, but that did

0:25:51.400 --> 0:25:54.320
<v Speaker 1>not Unfortunately, that was not fit to print. I could

0:25:54.359 --> 0:25:58.000
<v Speaker 1>not persuade the the hacks at the Arizona Republic to

0:25:58.080 --> 0:26:01.840
<v Speaker 1>put that in unfortunately, so I'm in a weird and

0:26:01.880 --> 0:26:06.000
<v Speaker 1>odd way for to end. I think the perfect nightmare

0:26:06.080 --> 0:26:08.720
<v Speaker 1>scenario for you in the super Bowl would be Deshaun

0:26:08.760 --> 0:26:12.560
<v Speaker 1>Watson and Kyler Murray Houston Arizona on the Super Bowl.

0:26:12.880 --> 0:26:15.240
<v Speaker 1>That would be a hell of a year to like that.

0:26:15.240 --> 0:26:18.200
<v Speaker 1>That would be impressive. Yes, especially considering Houston's one in

0:26:18.320 --> 0:26:21.240
<v Speaker 1>five to start the year, that would be outstanding. Yes,

0:26:21.560 --> 0:26:26.040
<v Speaker 1>that would be great. Good luck on that. This tops

0:26:26.080 --> 0:26:28.679
<v Speaker 1>the gall bladder, This tops biting your tongue after you

0:26:28.720 --> 0:26:33.000
<v Speaker 1>burn pizza. What about the ships? What about the ships?

0:26:33.359 --> 0:26:35.760
<v Speaker 1>Stop the ships? I had the ships since I had

0:26:35.760 --> 0:26:37.720
<v Speaker 1>my gall bladder taken out. We're coming up after the

0:26:37.760 --> 0:26:40.640
<v Speaker 1>anniversary show of my gall bladder being taken out, which

0:26:40.680 --> 0:26:43.199
<v Speaker 1>is coming up November three, which I believe there's something

0:26:43.240 --> 0:26:47.240
<v Speaker 1>else going on that's slight more importance. But what am

0:26:47.240 --> 0:26:50.200
<v Speaker 1>I to say? For me, that's the most important thing.

0:26:50.240 --> 0:26:54.920
<v Speaker 1>But but yeah, this is over under one and a

0:26:54.960 --> 0:26:57.639
<v Speaker 1>half more articles written about you before the end of

0:26:57.720 --> 0:27:01.280
<v Speaker 1>the year. Oh of if I just do rants about

0:27:01.440 --> 0:27:03.880
<v Speaker 1>the Arizona Cardinals. I guess that's I'll take the over.

0:27:04.040 --> 0:27:08.800
<v Speaker 1>How wh what do we got? It's football season? Yeah, yeah,

0:27:08.920 --> 0:27:11.160
<v Speaker 1>I did anybody in Houston right when I was ripping

0:27:11.160 --> 0:27:12.720
<v Speaker 1>the Astros. I don't know if anybody wrote a story

0:27:12.760 --> 0:27:15.359
<v Speaker 1>about that in Houston. I know some Houston media guys

0:27:15.400 --> 0:27:18.800
<v Speaker 1>were upset with me one and I'll take the over

0:27:18.880 --> 0:27:20.680
<v Speaker 1>on that. I think I'm I'm good for at least

0:27:20.680 --> 0:27:22.280
<v Speaker 1>one more, and I think I can you know my

0:27:22.359 --> 0:27:24.280
<v Speaker 1>day of reckoning. I think I can get another one, okay,

0:27:24.280 --> 0:27:27.480
<v Speaker 1>because you only get Arizona one more time in prime time.

0:27:27.600 --> 0:27:31.280
<v Speaker 1>So that's that's why I'm asking, because typically monologues on

0:27:31.400 --> 0:27:34.120
<v Speaker 1>Sundays to money. I could see I could see Tampa

0:27:34.160 --> 0:27:36.280
<v Speaker 1>doing something, you know, I take a shot at Brady.

0:27:36.480 --> 0:27:39.600
<v Speaker 1>I could see somebody in Tampa. But I only do

0:27:39.640 --> 0:27:41.119
<v Speaker 1>this if they deserve it. Gist. I want you to

0:27:41.119 --> 0:27:43.399
<v Speaker 1>know I'm fair and balanced. So I get I'm not.

0:27:43.440 --> 0:27:45.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm not down there. I'm like, I'm not like a

0:27:45.520 --> 0:27:48.840
<v Speaker 1>snake in the grass just waiting to eviserate. I'm not.

0:27:49.160 --> 0:27:52.680
<v Speaker 1>I get that. Yeah, I get that. I'm just I'm

0:27:52.760 --> 0:27:55.960
<v Speaker 1>curious of where this goes because it's not like you're,

0:27:56.080 --> 0:27:59.520
<v Speaker 1>like you said, your your audience, it has a specific

0:28:00.040 --> 0:28:03.000
<v Speaker 1>leap pattern or lack of sleep pattern. So someone was

0:28:03.080 --> 0:28:08.000
<v Speaker 1>obviously monitoring you or the show at that time. Well,

0:28:08.000 --> 0:28:11.080
<v Speaker 1>one of the cool things I've noticed here is that,

0:28:11.800 --> 0:28:13.639
<v Speaker 1>you know, people say, I love the Christian what are

0:28:13.640 --> 0:28:15.359
<v Speaker 1>you doing overnight show? No one's up at four in

0:28:15.359 --> 0:28:17.159
<v Speaker 1>the morning. And it's true, most people aren't up at

0:28:17.160 --> 0:28:19.720
<v Speaker 1>four in the morning. I get that. But now the

0:28:19.880 --> 0:28:23.680
<v Speaker 1>great equalizer has been the fact that we're doing these

0:28:23.760 --> 0:28:28.080
<v Speaker 1>videos online and and so that that really is the

0:28:28.119 --> 0:28:31.359
<v Speaker 1>equalizer now because now it's not just an overnight show.

0:28:31.880 --> 0:28:34.679
<v Speaker 1>Now we've got our boomerang out and we've got our

0:28:34.720 --> 0:28:39.160
<v Speaker 1>catapult and our crossbow and our mullet uh and or

0:28:39.240 --> 0:28:41.719
<v Speaker 1>musket or whatever, and we're just we're shooting bombs during

0:28:41.760 --> 0:28:43.080
<v Speaker 1>the day. It would be kind of we did have

0:28:43.120 --> 0:28:48.680
<v Speaker 1>a mullet, wouldn't mind a mullet at all, man, that

0:28:48.680 --> 0:28:52.440
<v Speaker 1>would be good. But but so like before being the

0:28:52.480 --> 0:28:55.680
<v Speaker 1>overnight guy, the way it works the pecking order, you're

0:28:55.680 --> 0:28:58.160
<v Speaker 1>holding the butter knife. You're holding the butter knife when

0:28:58.160 --> 0:29:01.440
<v Speaker 1>you're doing the overnight show. But because of social media

0:29:01.480 --> 0:29:03.720
<v Speaker 1>and the Internet and these videos that we've been doing

0:29:03.760 --> 0:29:07.680
<v Speaker 1>for the I T Department, um for Elijah and those guys.

0:29:08.200 --> 0:29:10.240
<v Speaker 1>Now instead of holding a butter knife, we're holding a

0:29:10.320 --> 0:29:12.360
<v Speaker 1>machete and every once in a while we get to

0:29:12.360 --> 0:29:14.880
<v Speaker 1>hold the Samurai sword. So it's it's we've gone up.

0:29:14.960 --> 0:29:16.760
<v Speaker 1>We're no longer just holding the butter and we got

0:29:16.800 --> 0:29:19.560
<v Speaker 1>the machete and occasionally the samurai the Samurai swords. So

0:29:19.560 --> 0:29:23.080
<v Speaker 1>that's cool, that's neat. We're swashbuckling, right, We're going through

0:29:23.160 --> 0:29:26.280
<v Speaker 1>the machete, we're walking through the Amazon and we're chopping

0:29:26.320 --> 0:29:31.320
<v Speaker 1>down trees and yeah, you were, you were getting decimated

0:29:31.480 --> 0:29:34.520
<v Speaker 1>on social media on that, on that, Oh, I know,

0:29:34.640 --> 0:29:36.920
<v Speaker 1>it's great, A right, I love it, man, It's it's

0:29:37.160 --> 0:29:41.720
<v Speaker 1>it's I I this stupid pity. I know a lot

0:29:41.720 --> 0:29:44.240
<v Speaker 1>of it's like algorithms and and all that, but I

0:29:44.240 --> 0:29:47.040
<v Speaker 1>think it's pretty funny that people who are just uneducated

0:29:47.320 --> 0:29:50.520
<v Speaker 1>rubes do that. If it was they don't even they

0:29:50.520 --> 0:29:54.200
<v Speaker 1>don't even realize that, they don't even realize that. Every

0:29:54.200 --> 0:29:56.680
<v Speaker 1>one of those I laugh when I see this. Yeah,

0:29:56.720 --> 0:29:59.040
<v Speaker 1>if it was my quarterback, I would be piste off

0:29:59.040 --> 0:30:01.719
<v Speaker 1>and he was missing white open guys they put up

0:30:01.720 --> 0:30:03.600
<v Speaker 1>thirty eight points on Dallas. They should have blown them

0:30:03.680 --> 0:30:06.880
<v Speaker 1>up by fifth or your forty at least. Yeah, it

0:30:06.960 --> 0:30:09.720
<v Speaker 1>was twenty four of those thirty eight points where the

0:30:09.800 --> 0:30:15.960
<v Speaker 1>direct result of of mistakes by the cowboyssections fumbles the

0:30:16.000 --> 0:30:19.200
<v Speaker 1>game out with like a sixty year run. Yeah exactly.

0:30:19.240 --> 0:30:20.880
<v Speaker 1>That was where you're just trying to run out the

0:30:20.920 --> 0:30:25.040
<v Speaker 1>clock and the defense laid up. And yeah. So really,

0:30:25.080 --> 0:30:27.000
<v Speaker 1>if you do the math on this, twenty four points

0:30:27.000 --> 0:30:30.200
<v Speaker 1>off turnovers. So the Arizona offense without the assist of

0:30:30.240 --> 0:30:34.760
<v Speaker 1>the Cowboys generated fourteen points. Yeah. And and one of those, uh,

0:30:35.080 --> 0:30:38.200
<v Speaker 1>they was that Kenyan Drake touchdown. Was that after a

0:30:38.280 --> 0:30:40.720
<v Speaker 1>turnover or was that? I don't think that was after

0:30:40.760 --> 0:30:43.800
<v Speaker 1>a turnover. No, it was after a touchdown, the touchdown

0:30:43.840 --> 0:30:46.280
<v Speaker 1>from Dallas, So that doesn't even count. So really only

0:30:46.360 --> 0:30:49.600
<v Speaker 1>one touchdown the Arizona offense generated. It was not either

0:30:49.920 --> 0:30:53.440
<v Speaker 1>off an interception, fumble or just the Cowboy defense not

0:30:53.520 --> 0:30:56.560
<v Speaker 1>even trying. So I'm gonna like them in the World

0:30:56.600 --> 0:30:59.840
<v Speaker 1>Wild Card Game anyway, So good luck there right now.

0:31:00.000 --> 0:31:02.800
<v Speaker 1>Dont think they're a payoff teams, so you're you're screwed. Uh,

0:31:02.880 --> 0:31:05.440
<v Speaker 1>what's what I say? It's weeks six. It gives a ship.

0:31:07.120 --> 0:31:11.040
<v Speaker 1>I give a ship. I care, am I not my

0:31:11.160 --> 0:31:13.480
<v Speaker 1>chop deliver here my minced meat. No, but it's it's

0:31:13.560 --> 0:31:16.560
<v Speaker 1>week six, so he cares about if the playoffs started today,

0:31:16.880 --> 0:31:19.920
<v Speaker 1>there four and two. I care. I look at that

0:31:19.960 --> 0:31:21.920
<v Speaker 1>every week. You don't look at the playoff matchups and

0:31:22.120 --> 0:31:23.840
<v Speaker 1>if we're gonna have you have some good matchups. There

0:31:23.880 --> 0:31:26.320
<v Speaker 1>was only one by now that that's a big thing, right,

0:31:26.320 --> 0:31:28.280
<v Speaker 1>the only one team gets to buy that's big. But

0:31:28.360 --> 0:31:30.720
<v Speaker 1>part of it's because the NFC East just sucks. Since

0:31:30.760 --> 0:31:34.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm not worried about like playoff position. Actually, Arizona, excuse me,

0:31:34.200 --> 0:31:36.440
<v Speaker 1>they are. They are in the playoffs Arizona because they

0:31:36.440 --> 0:31:38.720
<v Speaker 1>have that those extra teams in there, so they are in. Yeah,

0:31:38.760 --> 0:31:41.840
<v Speaker 1>that's right. I realized that the win over the Cowboys

0:31:41.880 --> 0:31:46.560
<v Speaker 1>catapulted them in. Yeah, very very excited. I'm looking at

0:31:46.560 --> 0:31:50.480
<v Speaker 1>the playoff matchups as of right now. Would be if

0:31:50.520 --> 0:31:54.320
<v Speaker 1>we started today. If we started today, you have the

0:31:54.480 --> 0:31:57.400
<v Speaker 1>Rams and the Bears, who play Monday night would be

0:31:57.440 --> 0:32:01.720
<v Speaker 1>a playoff game right now. Arrow Zona would play Tampa,

0:32:02.600 --> 0:32:06.000
<v Speaker 1>Green Bay would play Dallas. That subject to the outcome

0:32:06.040 --> 0:32:07.880
<v Speaker 1>of that Thursday night game. As we're doing this. We

0:32:07.880 --> 0:32:09.560
<v Speaker 1>don't know the outcome of the Thursday night game. And

0:32:09.560 --> 0:32:13.440
<v Speaker 1>then the a f C would have Indianapolis Tennessee, Cleveland

0:32:13.440 --> 0:32:17.480
<v Speaker 1>would be at Kansas City, and Baltimore at Buffalo. That

0:32:17.480 --> 0:32:19.760
<v Speaker 1>would be good. That would guarantee if see, that would

0:32:19.760 --> 0:32:22.960
<v Speaker 1>suck because that would guarantee either Lamar Jackson or uh

0:32:23.000 --> 0:32:28.840
<v Speaker 1>the the Bills alan win a game in the in

0:32:28.920 --> 0:32:33.360
<v Speaker 1>the playoffs. So Josh Allen or Lamar Jackson would be

0:32:33.400 --> 0:32:39.360
<v Speaker 1>guaranteed a playoff win. Yeah, alright, not moving on. Guess

0:32:39.560 --> 0:32:43.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm moving on. We have no breaks, no breaks, no

0:32:44.200 --> 0:32:47.200
<v Speaker 1>days off, no segments off, none of that. So that

0:32:47.360 --> 0:32:50.280
<v Speaker 1>the other night this is breaks b R E A

0:32:50.520 --> 0:32:55.200
<v Speaker 1>K S right, not b R A K E S. Yes, yes, exactly.

0:32:55.240 --> 0:32:57.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't like the car. This is so the other night.

0:32:57.680 --> 0:33:01.040
<v Speaker 1>If you listen to the radio show The Hiccups, all

0:33:01.040 --> 0:33:04.880
<v Speaker 1>of a sudden, you you probably heard this. So we

0:33:04.920 --> 0:33:08.600
<v Speaker 1>had some more radio drama on the overnight. Now you

0:33:09.040 --> 0:33:11.560
<v Speaker 1>usually this involves gascon not knowing how to screen calls

0:33:11.640 --> 0:33:12.880
<v Speaker 1>or not knowing how to put calls in the air.

0:33:12.920 --> 0:33:14.640
<v Speaker 1>But this time, the other night, I was putting the

0:33:14.680 --> 0:33:17.760
<v Speaker 1>finishing touches on a Marconi worthy amount of monologue, and

0:33:17.800 --> 0:33:20.800
<v Speaker 1>as I'm winding down the monologue, I give out the number.

0:33:20.800 --> 0:33:22.320
<v Speaker 1>I usually do that at the end of the monologue

0:33:22.440 --> 0:33:24.920
<v Speaker 1>and say, you know, send us messages, you know, come on,

0:33:24.960 --> 0:33:28.120
<v Speaker 1>militia whatever, rah ra, do the old battle cry. So

0:33:28.160 --> 0:33:31.520
<v Speaker 1>I did that, give out the number. And I was

0:33:32.440 --> 0:33:34.800
<v Speaker 1>about to do my tease. I like to tease something

0:33:34.800 --> 0:33:37.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna talk about later in the hour. You tease

0:33:37.520 --> 0:33:40.840
<v Speaker 1>to please, right, tease, you gotta please. And so then

0:33:40.920 --> 0:33:47.000
<v Speaker 1>this voice pops up in my headphones. Don't break, keep going.

0:33:47.960 --> 0:33:52.320
<v Speaker 1>It's the voice of God. No, it's Cooper Loop telling

0:33:52.320 --> 0:33:56.080
<v Speaker 1>me not to break. So obviously something is going on.

0:33:56.160 --> 0:33:57.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what's going on at this point, so

0:33:57.680 --> 0:33:59.720
<v Speaker 1>I start rambling. I you know, I was kind of

0:33:59.760 --> 0:34:03.840
<v Speaker 1>ready to wind down, and I start to rambling about jibbers.

0:34:03.880 --> 0:34:07.479
<v Speaker 1>I think I read some comments on Twitter. UM. And

0:34:07.560 --> 0:34:10.520
<v Speaker 1>so keep in mind, I'm in the remote FSR studios

0:34:10.560 --> 0:34:12.799
<v Speaker 1>at the Mallard Mansion, so I'm totally in the dark

0:34:12.800 --> 0:34:16.560
<v Speaker 1>on what's going on. Totally I don't know what's going on. UM,

0:34:16.600 --> 0:34:19.799
<v Speaker 1>but I gotta kill time because you know, that's the deal.

0:34:19.840 --> 0:34:23.240
<v Speaker 1>We're doing commercial free radio. UM. And it turns out

0:34:23.280 --> 0:34:28.880
<v Speaker 1>that the main computer system that are engineers such as Roberto,

0:34:29.040 --> 0:34:32.120
<v Speaker 1>use to play all of the sound effects, the music,

0:34:32.960 --> 0:34:36.400
<v Speaker 1>and most importantly the spots a k a. The commercials.

0:34:36.600 --> 0:34:38.160
<v Speaker 1>You know why they're called spots, by the way, guest,

0:34:38.239 --> 0:34:40.120
<v Speaker 1>And you know where they call commercial spots and radio

0:34:40.200 --> 0:34:42.960
<v Speaker 1>I do not because in the old days, when we

0:34:43.040 --> 0:34:46.239
<v Speaker 1>used carts, there would be a little they would be

0:34:46.239 --> 0:34:49.960
<v Speaker 1>color coded by a numbered, but they'd be color coded

0:34:50.040 --> 0:34:53.400
<v Speaker 1>with different colored spots, those little little dots, you know,

0:34:53.400 --> 0:34:56.840
<v Speaker 1>those little sticker dots and a little spots. So it

0:34:56.920 --> 0:34:59.480
<v Speaker 1>takes some you know, the green a couple of green spots,

0:34:59.520 --> 0:35:03.120
<v Speaker 1>red spot, it's blue spots whatever, but their number but different. Anyway,

0:35:03.400 --> 0:35:08.800
<v Speaker 1>uh so talk about a non secretary. So so anyway,

0:35:09.239 --> 0:35:11.839
<v Speaker 1>we didn't have any commercials. They didn't pooped the bed.

0:35:11.880 --> 0:35:14.720
<v Speaker 1>And Roberto's running around like a banshee trying to figure

0:35:14.719 --> 0:35:17.040
<v Speaker 1>out what the hell is going on, and so I'm

0:35:17.480 --> 0:35:19.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm just talking la la la la la la la

0:35:19.520 --> 0:35:22.279
<v Speaker 1>la la la la la la. And apparently he had

0:35:22.320 --> 0:35:24.120
<v Speaker 1>to go out of that studio. He had to go

0:35:24.200 --> 0:35:26.920
<v Speaker 1>down the hall. He had to patch some things. He

0:35:26.960 --> 0:35:28.840
<v Speaker 1>goes down the hall, turns right then he had to

0:35:28.880 --> 0:35:31.480
<v Speaker 1>do a left and then another turn and he walks

0:35:31.480 --> 0:35:34.000
<v Speaker 1>down the hallway to this other room with the master

0:35:34.080 --> 0:35:40.120
<v Speaker 1>control the backup, and he was able to play some commercials.

0:35:40.600 --> 0:35:43.600
<v Speaker 1>He we had no bumper music for most of that hour.

0:35:43.680 --> 0:35:46.239
<v Speaker 1>We did it dry. We did it dry, threw to Eddie.

0:35:46.239 --> 0:35:48.840
<v Speaker 1>There was no sound effects or anything like that. It

0:35:48.920 --> 0:35:53.879
<v Speaker 1>was about thirty minutes, about thirty minutes where we did

0:35:53.880 --> 0:35:56.960
<v Speaker 1>have some commercials because it was fired remotely. But then

0:35:57.960 --> 0:35:59.960
<v Speaker 1>the thing reset and was able to get it fixed.

0:36:00.040 --> 0:36:03.440
<v Speaker 1>And it's the magic of live radio, my man. They

0:36:03.480 --> 0:36:05.360
<v Speaker 1>say the show must go on. You gotta keep on trucking,

0:36:05.400 --> 0:36:07.319
<v Speaker 1>guest on, you gotta keep on trucking. That's not the

0:36:07.360 --> 0:36:09.480
<v Speaker 1>record Me and Looney back in the day on the Blitz.

0:36:09.880 --> 0:36:12.400
<v Speaker 1>The system went in the toilet and circled the drain

0:36:12.680 --> 0:36:16.120
<v Speaker 1>and we ended up doing I believe the record is

0:36:16.239 --> 0:36:20.759
<v Speaker 1>forty five minutes or so of commercial free radio on

0:36:20.840 --> 0:36:25.320
<v Speaker 1>Fox Sports Radio, no breaks, no nothing, because everything was broken.

0:36:25.719 --> 0:36:28.480
<v Speaker 1>But how it's difficult is that it's no different from

0:36:28.560 --> 0:36:31.400
<v Speaker 1>you know, like that's doing TV right outside of just

0:36:31.440 --> 0:36:35.560
<v Speaker 1>having picture content and you can reference what do you

0:36:35.640 --> 0:36:37.759
<v Speaker 1>what do you mean? What are you talking about? Well,

0:36:37.800 --> 0:36:40.680
<v Speaker 1>like if you're doing forty five minutes a commercial free radio. Like,

0:36:40.680 --> 0:36:43.960
<v Speaker 1>how challenging is that for to you? Or no? It's not.

0:36:44.000 --> 0:36:46.840
<v Speaker 1>If I'm no, I I don't mind. I'm not. If

0:36:46.880 --> 0:36:48.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm prepared for it, I don't mind. But I'm not

0:36:48.640 --> 0:36:51.239
<v Speaker 1>prepared for It's like if you say, hey, you know

0:36:51.440 --> 0:36:55.360
<v Speaker 1>do this, but then okay, well you gotta just on

0:36:55.400 --> 0:36:58.880
<v Speaker 1>the fly, right adapter die, You go with the tide

0:36:59.200 --> 0:37:02.120
<v Speaker 1>wherever the tide takes you, right you? You texted me

0:37:02.480 --> 0:37:06.000
<v Speaker 1>parts of that story a few days ago, and as

0:37:06.040 --> 0:37:08.880
<v Speaker 1>you texted me that story, it was like text by text.

0:37:09.560 --> 0:37:14.000
<v Speaker 1>I was actually watching a YouTube video on most extreme

0:37:14.680 --> 0:37:19.279
<v Speaker 1>landings at airports. I don't know why I brought that up,

0:37:19.320 --> 0:37:22.080
<v Speaker 1>but it was like pretty that's that's also non sequity.

0:37:22.239 --> 0:37:23.799
<v Speaker 1>It was, but it just made me think of that,

0:37:23.880 --> 0:37:26.160
<v Speaker 1>like how horrific that would be if you're not. Because

0:37:26.200 --> 0:37:28.359
<v Speaker 1>you've told me you've had instances like in your younger

0:37:28.480 --> 0:37:30.680
<v Speaker 1>days where you weren't prepared and so that's why you

0:37:30.760 --> 0:37:34.680
<v Speaker 1>over prepare. Now yes, yes, uh, the first radio show

0:37:34.719 --> 0:37:39.560
<v Speaker 1>I ever did was by myself, by myself. I've done radio,

0:37:39.600 --> 0:37:42.760
<v Speaker 1>and I had done radio with partners and in different people.

0:37:42.880 --> 0:37:46.680
<v Speaker 1>The Great loose hours, last Call Lou We called them

0:37:46.680 --> 0:37:48.799
<v Speaker 1>back in the day, Lee Kleine, and a bunch of

0:37:48.800 --> 0:37:51.719
<v Speaker 1>other people in my early days. But the first show

0:37:51.760 --> 0:37:55.560
<v Speaker 1>I did by myself was like a Saturday morning, and

0:37:55.840 --> 0:37:59.960
<v Speaker 1>I had prepared and prepared and prepared, and I came

0:38:00.040 --> 0:38:03.560
<v Speaker 1>him out and I just nailed my monologue, my first

0:38:03.600 --> 0:38:06.759
<v Speaker 1>ever Malon monologue by myself, put my big boy pants on.

0:38:06.840 --> 0:38:09.440
<v Speaker 1>I just killed it, and I gave out the number,

0:38:10.120 --> 0:38:12.239
<v Speaker 1>and I had prepared nothing else for the rest of

0:38:12.280 --> 0:38:16.560
<v Speaker 1>the show, and uh, and I started having the flop sweat.

0:38:16.880 --> 0:38:20.000
<v Speaker 1>And I put so much effort into the to the

0:38:20.040 --> 0:38:23.400
<v Speaker 1>beginning of it. I did not even didn't even go

0:38:23.440 --> 0:38:26.600
<v Speaker 1>into my brain that there's like another three hours you

0:38:26.680 --> 0:38:29.239
<v Speaker 1>have to fill here. So it was a problem. I

0:38:29.320 --> 0:38:32.280
<v Speaker 1>might remember. The program director that day was Bo Bennett,

0:38:32.520 --> 0:38:34.600
<v Speaker 1>and he's in there watching, you know. He came in.

0:38:34.760 --> 0:38:36.480
<v Speaker 1>Great job, man, you really did a good job of

0:38:36.520 --> 0:38:39.120
<v Speaker 1>the monologue. And I can only imagine if he kept

0:38:39.160 --> 0:38:41.560
<v Speaker 1>listening what he was thinking after that, how bad it was.

0:38:41.680 --> 0:38:45.120
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, I said, never again, never again. I go

0:38:45.200 --> 0:38:48.640
<v Speaker 1>into every show not needing Eddie to say anything, Coop Roberto,

0:38:48.840 --> 0:38:52.080
<v Speaker 1>not needing any callers. I always have enough material to

0:38:52.320 --> 0:38:56.040
<v Speaker 1>kill the time. And that is That is my promise.

0:38:56.239 --> 0:38:59.000
<v Speaker 1>That is my promise. Yeah, you went from two pump

0:38:59.080 --> 0:39:01.520
<v Speaker 1>chump to a little d rance. That's good. I'm proud

0:39:01.520 --> 0:39:04.080
<v Speaker 1>of you. I think most people start out like that, guest,

0:39:04.239 --> 0:39:06.600
<v Speaker 1>and I think that's usually how that works, and build

0:39:06.680 --> 0:39:11.319
<v Speaker 1>up some endurance and some you know usually no, well,

0:39:11.360 --> 0:39:14.360
<v Speaker 1>maybe you haven't built up some endurance. You want to

0:39:14.360 --> 0:39:16.200
<v Speaker 1>talk about that. There's a pill for that if you want,

0:39:16.440 --> 0:39:18.000
<v Speaker 1>there is, But I don't feel like being like that

0:39:18.040 --> 0:39:22.879
<v Speaker 1>for four hours. Yeah, it's all about perseverance. Guess it's

0:39:22.920 --> 0:39:26.920
<v Speaker 1>all about perseverance. You gotta persist, you gotta right, you

0:39:26.920 --> 0:39:29.319
<v Speaker 1>gotta be determined. Not in this year. We don't do

0:39:29.360 --> 0:39:32.120
<v Speaker 1>that anymore. Right that that's that's shamed. If you show

0:39:32.160 --> 0:39:35.680
<v Speaker 1>any kind of persistence or or a tough skin, thick skin,

0:39:36.040 --> 0:39:38.640
<v Speaker 1>that that's that's condemned. You're supposed to give up, is

0:39:38.680 --> 0:39:41.480
<v Speaker 1>what you're supposed to do, right, You're supposed to tap out.

0:39:42.000 --> 0:39:45.760
<v Speaker 1>That is no moss. It's never supposed to be grueling.

0:39:45.920 --> 0:39:48.719
<v Speaker 1>Life is never supposed to be grueling. You cannot be

0:39:48.840 --> 0:39:52.000
<v Speaker 1>stressed out at all. No, no, no no, it's roll speaking

0:39:52.000 --> 0:39:54.359
<v Speaker 1>of being stressed out. I had some. I had some

0:39:54.560 --> 0:39:58.120
<v Speaker 1>your your fanboys and Syco fans that we're actually begging

0:39:58.160 --> 0:40:02.680
<v Speaker 1>you now to barbecue Tomahawk. I really appreciate those guys

0:40:03.560 --> 0:40:06.880
<v Speaker 1>on my behalf kind of reaching out and saying it's time,

0:40:07.560 --> 0:40:10.520
<v Speaker 1>it's time. I did like the I did like the

0:40:10.600 --> 0:40:14.000
<v Speaker 1>hard o move of you tweeting out steaks. What a

0:40:14.320 --> 0:40:19.640
<v Speaker 1>you know, what a narcissistic, insufferable dick David Yes, cooking

0:40:19.719 --> 0:40:22.160
<v Speaker 1>for the fan parents, brother in law, anyone else that

0:40:22.239 --> 0:40:24.960
<v Speaker 1>wanted to come over. I was, I was. I was

0:40:25.080 --> 0:40:28.160
<v Speaker 1>meriting the steaks differently, and then I did scalops along

0:40:28.200 --> 0:40:30.840
<v Speaker 1>the way. It's a little surfing turf action, and I was.

0:40:30.960 --> 0:40:34.520
<v Speaker 1>I was happy about the performance. Yeah, I don't like

0:40:34.560 --> 0:40:38.279
<v Speaker 1>the surfing turf. I'm not a fan. You don't like scalops. No,

0:40:38.400 --> 0:40:40.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't like shrimp. I don't like I don't like fish.

0:40:41.000 --> 0:40:43.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't I'm not a fish guy. The only fish

0:40:43.120 --> 0:40:46.120
<v Speaker 1>I eat is beer battered beer battered. Well. I used

0:40:46.120 --> 0:40:47.360
<v Speaker 1>to eat too I was a kid, but that. I

0:40:47.360 --> 0:40:49.080
<v Speaker 1>don't even like tuna because my mom fed it to

0:40:49.080 --> 0:40:50.960
<v Speaker 1>me every other day when I was in elementary school.

0:40:51.320 --> 0:40:53.880
<v Speaker 1>My stupid metal lunch boxes eat peanut butter and jelly,

0:40:53.960 --> 0:40:56.080
<v Speaker 1>which I still like. I just I don't need it

0:40:56.160 --> 0:40:58.680
<v Speaker 1>much anymore as an adult. And then it was it

0:40:58.680 --> 0:41:02.360
<v Speaker 1>was tuna fish dangwich. I don't warm warm tuna exactly

0:41:02.360 --> 0:41:05.000
<v Speaker 1>because by you know, my mom may she rested peace.

0:41:05.320 --> 0:41:07.759
<v Speaker 1>She did not quite realize she put a little ice

0:41:07.800 --> 0:41:10.120
<v Speaker 1>pack in there. But by the time the ice pack

0:41:10.360 --> 0:41:13.600
<v Speaker 1>those in those early ice packs, it didn't last. You

0:41:13.719 --> 0:41:15.560
<v Speaker 1>drop your kid off at school at seven thirty in

0:41:15.600 --> 0:41:18.960
<v Speaker 1>the morning, and you have lunch at twelve thirty, and

0:41:19.000 --> 0:41:21.279
<v Speaker 1>that thing is is you know, and you usually they'd

0:41:21.280 --> 0:41:23.600
<v Speaker 1>have us put our lunch boxes like outside back in

0:41:23.640 --> 0:41:26.279
<v Speaker 1>the old days, outside the classroom. Just put your lunch

0:41:26.320 --> 0:41:30.400
<v Speaker 1>boxes out there because nobody stole anything. And uh yeah,

0:41:31.080 --> 0:41:33.160
<v Speaker 1>it's really great. How that you eat a warm tuna

0:41:33.160 --> 0:41:35.440
<v Speaker 1>fish sandwich. The way the mayonnaise kind of works in

0:41:35.480 --> 0:41:37.720
<v Speaker 1>with the tuna fish and the smell. It's just great,

0:41:38.600 --> 0:41:41.839
<v Speaker 1>just wonderful. Can we get to some of the pop quiz. Yes,

0:41:43.239 --> 0:41:46.080
<v Speaker 1>let's do a few pop quiz because your actual questions

0:41:46.320 --> 0:41:48.279
<v Speaker 1>from actual well not these are things I found on

0:41:48.320 --> 0:41:50.040
<v Speaker 1>the internet. These are not actual questions for actual people,

0:41:50.080 --> 0:41:53.080
<v Speaker 1>all right, and you can play along you can play along.

0:41:53.200 --> 0:41:57.560
<v Speaker 1>So thirteen you're listening. Thirteen percent of people seeking a

0:41:57.600 --> 0:42:06.200
<v Speaker 1>divorce cited this as the reason. No, Uh, their partner

0:42:06.800 --> 0:42:10.920
<v Speaker 1>doesn't text enough? Is that allowed? Is that a reason

0:42:11.040 --> 0:42:14.440
<v Speaker 1>not to be married anymore? That your partner does not text?

0:42:14.920 --> 0:42:17.000
<v Speaker 1>Not anymore? I mean you're stuck in doors of that

0:42:17.040 --> 0:42:22.480
<v Speaker 1>person now? Or are you stuck indoors? Who knows? In California?

0:42:22.560 --> 0:42:25.360
<v Speaker 1>You are with the monarchy in California. But it's possible

0:42:25.400 --> 0:42:28.680
<v Speaker 1>in Michigan. Yeah, well Michigan. But if you blow the

0:42:28.680 --> 0:42:32.040
<v Speaker 1>Mason Dixon line, you're not right. That's true alright. A

0:42:32.120 --> 0:42:35.000
<v Speaker 1>recent survey says, and this is upsetting to me, A

0:42:35.040 --> 0:42:38.160
<v Speaker 1>recent survey says, you will find this inside the refrigerator

0:42:38.160 --> 0:42:48.279
<v Speaker 1>and of homes in America right now. Um, I can't ranch? Yes?

0:42:48.440 --> 0:42:52.640
<v Speaker 1>How horrible is that? How sad? For what a sad

0:42:53.600 --> 0:42:56.360
<v Speaker 1>I think snapshot of American I think I saw you

0:42:56.400 --> 0:42:59.239
<v Speaker 1>earlier in the week twitting out one of your listeners

0:42:59.239 --> 0:43:02.680
<v Speaker 1>that was eating a Ben Mallard sandwich with ranch all

0:43:02.680 --> 0:43:06.800
<v Speaker 1>over it. Right, Uh, no, that was not ranch. Again,

0:43:07.000 --> 0:43:10.520
<v Speaker 1>you're not good at this. That's a bad job by you.

0:43:10.520 --> 0:43:13.839
<v Speaker 1>You look at that photo closer, Okay, because can you

0:43:13.840 --> 0:43:15.239
<v Speaker 1>you can you put it up there? That's that from

0:43:15.239 --> 0:43:18.600
<v Speaker 1>the sports Book Bar and Grill in Denver, right, there's

0:43:18.600 --> 0:43:21.440
<v Speaker 1>two locations, by the way, do you know there's two locations.

0:43:21.800 --> 0:43:26.000
<v Speaker 1>There's two locations. There's two locations. Yeah, exactly. Anyway, so

0:43:26.040 --> 0:43:28.359
<v Speaker 1>the sports Book Bar and Grill, and you you look

0:43:28.400 --> 0:43:31.080
<v Speaker 1>there at the menu. Now that what you're looking at here,

0:43:31.520 --> 0:43:37.680
<v Speaker 1>guesscan is the most perfect chicken sandwich you can possibly have,

0:43:38.360 --> 0:43:41.359
<v Speaker 1>the most perfect chicken sandwich you can possibly have. Uh,

0:43:41.400 --> 0:43:44.759
<v Speaker 1>that is perfection, is what it is. And that is

0:43:44.800 --> 0:43:48.399
<v Speaker 1>not ranch dressing. Let me be very very clear here.

0:43:48.400 --> 0:43:51.840
<v Speaker 1>This is not ranch dressing. Uh that you want to

0:43:51.880 --> 0:43:55.600
<v Speaker 1>take a guess what that is on top there? Boy? Yes,

0:43:56.320 --> 0:44:00.520
<v Speaker 1>that is correct. So then here's my question. Is looking

0:44:00.560 --> 0:44:03.000
<v Speaker 1>at the time stamp of when that tweet was sent

0:44:03.080 --> 0:44:06.600
<v Speaker 1>to you, that is the Mallard Buffalo chicken sandwich. Why

0:44:06.680 --> 0:44:10.120
<v Speaker 1>did why did you not cuts him out for sending

0:44:10.120 --> 0:44:14.560
<v Speaker 1>you food porn because my name's on it? Dummy? Why

0:44:14.640 --> 0:44:17.200
<v Speaker 1>would I curse somebody out when they it's a sandwich

0:44:17.280 --> 0:44:21.120
<v Speaker 1>with my name on it? Because there's a beer? Yeah,

0:44:21.239 --> 0:44:25.360
<v Speaker 1>just perfect. Listen, that is a fried chicken breast tossed

0:44:25.400 --> 0:44:28.760
<v Speaker 1>in hot sauce with blue cheese dressing, lettuce and tomato,

0:44:29.360 --> 0:44:32.239
<v Speaker 1>big a side of fried that's a that's a wonderful

0:44:32.280 --> 0:44:36.360
<v Speaker 1>sandwich right there, and uh it's it's great and that

0:44:36.480 --> 0:44:38.160
<v Speaker 1>they have a lot of good stuff on the menu there,

0:44:38.200 --> 0:44:40.919
<v Speaker 1>But I think the Mallard sandwich, the Mallard buffalo chicken

0:44:40.920 --> 0:44:42.680
<v Speaker 1>sandwich is by far the best thing on the menu

0:44:43.120 --> 0:44:47.040
<v Speaker 1>that can get tater tots, onion rings, all the proper

0:44:47.760 --> 0:44:51.320
<v Speaker 1>all the proper sides there. I'm gonna go to Denver

0:44:51.400 --> 0:44:54.520
<v Speaker 1>just to eat at that local. There's two. There's one

0:44:54.560 --> 0:44:58.000
<v Speaker 1>in uh eat actual Denver proper and then the original

0:44:58.040 --> 0:45:00.400
<v Speaker 1>one is in Greenwood Village, Colorado, which obviously in the

0:45:00.480 --> 0:45:05.160
<v Speaker 1>same area there in Denver. Yeah, so all right, let's

0:45:05.160 --> 0:45:08.400
<v Speaker 1>see one in five single people will use this picture

0:45:08.520 --> 0:45:11.640
<v Speaker 1>as one of their online dating profile pictures. What is it?

0:45:12.360 --> 0:45:17.120
<v Speaker 1>A business head shot? No Halloween costume? That's fucking lamb.

0:45:18.239 --> 0:45:21.440
<v Speaker 1>Why is it lame? I disagree with you? Maybe tell

0:45:21.480 --> 0:45:23.520
<v Speaker 1>you something my wife when I met her, I met

0:45:23.520 --> 0:45:25.840
<v Speaker 1>her first started in I met her online, and she

0:45:26.000 --> 0:45:29.480
<v Speaker 1>had a photo. Women's Halloween costumes are very sexy, a

0:45:29.520 --> 0:45:33.240
<v Speaker 1>little bit different, That's what I'm saying. No by women

0:45:33.280 --> 0:45:35.680
<v Speaker 1>put on Halloween costumes, are you know, showing off with

0:45:35.719 --> 0:45:38.680
<v Speaker 1>their mama gave them? You know not not not shameful

0:45:38.680 --> 0:45:40.960
<v Speaker 1>about that? All right? Uh? Sale nor suldn't they be?

0:45:41.120 --> 0:45:45.200
<v Speaker 1>Sales of this item are up over two this year.

0:45:45.239 --> 0:45:53.080
<v Speaker 1>What is toilet paper? Now? This one's odd? Pinball machines? Yeah,

0:45:53.200 --> 0:45:56.520
<v Speaker 1>it's just like w NBA ratings going up because three

0:45:56.600 --> 0:46:00.120
<v Speaker 1>more people watched. Is that? Is it the same same concert? Up?

0:46:00.360 --> 0:46:04.279
<v Speaker 1>Is it? I don't know? Thank you? Yes, all right.

0:46:04.320 --> 0:46:09.239
<v Speaker 1>A News survey says more than Americans have no idea

0:46:09.320 --> 0:46:12.480
<v Speaker 1>how to do this with their car or truck. What

0:46:12.680 --> 0:46:15.920
<v Speaker 1>is it? I would say, either change the tire or

0:46:16.000 --> 0:46:22.839
<v Speaker 1>change the oil. No, jump start the car. Yeah, that's

0:46:22.960 --> 0:46:26.160
<v Speaker 1>pretty easy. Like I'm old though I learned how to

0:46:26.200 --> 0:46:28.400
<v Speaker 1>do that. I mean when I learned how drive, Like

0:46:28.640 --> 0:46:30.480
<v Speaker 1>my mom and dad were like, you have to learn

0:46:30.480 --> 0:46:32.640
<v Speaker 1>how to change a tire and you have to learn

0:46:32.680 --> 0:46:35.319
<v Speaker 1>how to jump start the car. But that was back

0:46:35.360 --> 0:46:37.960
<v Speaker 1>before we had apps. Were at a moment's notice, the

0:46:38.239 --> 0:46:40.160
<v Speaker 1>you know, the tow truck will show up at your

0:46:40.160 --> 0:46:43.759
<v Speaker 1>doorstep and the auto club but whatever you use. So

0:46:44.640 --> 0:46:46.080
<v Speaker 1>do you know how to jump start a car? Guess?

0:46:46.960 --> 0:46:49.120
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever jump started a car? I have, Yes,

0:46:49.400 --> 0:46:52.560
<v Speaker 1>I've I have. Also, I think there's you can. There's

0:46:52.640 --> 0:46:56.360
<v Speaker 1>nothing scarier though, than trying to change a tire on

0:46:56.400 --> 0:47:01.040
<v Speaker 1>the shoulder of a frua. That ship is fucking scary. Yeah.

0:47:01.200 --> 0:47:03.320
<v Speaker 1>I did that one time in San Diego. I was driving.

0:47:03.880 --> 0:47:06.720
<v Speaker 1>I was working in San Diego and my my tire,

0:47:07.000 --> 0:47:11.200
<v Speaker 1>the I think it was the back rear tire blew

0:47:11.280 --> 0:47:14.960
<v Speaker 1>out on the eight I was the eight oh five

0:47:15.080 --> 0:47:18.279
<v Speaker 1>and anyway, I got I pull over and yeah, the

0:47:18.320 --> 0:47:20.120
<v Speaker 1>cars were zooming by, and I'm like, all right, I

0:47:20.160 --> 0:47:22.680
<v Speaker 1>gotta change this tire, and like, I'm not changing the tire.

0:47:22.719 --> 0:47:25.680
<v Speaker 1>I tried, and I just I waited for a tow truck.

0:47:25.680 --> 0:47:27.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm not gonna do it with the driver

0:47:27.520 --> 0:47:32.680
<v Speaker 1>driver's side. I assume, uh, yeah, it must have been driving.

0:47:32.680 --> 0:47:34.320
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was the background. I don't remember. I

0:47:34.360 --> 0:47:36.960
<v Speaker 1>must it was close enough to the highway where I was.

0:47:37.160 --> 0:47:40.919
<v Speaker 1>I had the heebie geebs, so I don't actually remember which.

0:47:41.080 --> 0:47:42.960
<v Speaker 1>I might have been the back rear tire, but it

0:47:43.000 --> 0:47:45.200
<v Speaker 1>was just you know, there's no room there on the

0:47:45.200 --> 0:47:47.560
<v Speaker 1>side of the road. You're like, right, the cars. All

0:47:47.560 --> 0:47:49.880
<v Speaker 1>it takes is one jackass, one donkey to hit you

0:47:49.880 --> 0:47:52.759
<v Speaker 1>and your boom. You're done, lights out, all right. A

0:47:52.880 --> 0:47:56.560
<v Speaker 1>new survey says more than of Americans have no idea.

0:47:57.320 --> 0:47:59.560
<v Speaker 1>We just did that one nearly here we go nearly

0:47:59.600 --> 0:48:04.200
<v Speaker 1>twenty saying, her parents say they've saved at least one

0:48:04.280 --> 0:48:07.200
<v Speaker 1>of these from their kid. When your child was a

0:48:07.239 --> 0:48:14.080
<v Speaker 1>baby teeth no a bib? Oh did your parents save

0:48:14.120 --> 0:48:16.440
<v Speaker 1>a little guest? Gone bibe? I don't think so. No.

0:48:16.920 --> 0:48:20.239
<v Speaker 1>I was a fucking mess, though. Well, isn't every kid

0:48:20.239 --> 0:48:24.000
<v Speaker 1>a fucking mess when they're little kids? My sisters weren't.

0:48:24.080 --> 0:48:29.040
<v Speaker 1>I was, huh? I mean my mom saved everything, man,

0:48:29.120 --> 0:48:33.000
<v Speaker 1>she kept everything. Yeah, when it comes to you know,

0:48:33.520 --> 0:48:37.200
<v Speaker 1>she loved their kids so much. Everything baby, book, teeth, hair,

0:48:37.560 --> 0:48:41.480
<v Speaker 1>your name, a trophy, trophies. Yeah, all right. Calling to

0:48:41.560 --> 0:48:45.320
<v Speaker 1>a recent survey, what is the one thing people judge

0:48:45.440 --> 0:48:52.120
<v Speaker 1>about your home? Your bathroom, or your kitchen, No, no

0:48:53.320 --> 0:48:57.359
<v Speaker 1>kicking another guess your entertainment center, dude. Due, Now that's

0:48:57.360 --> 0:48:59.719
<v Speaker 1>what West of the four or five people do. See.

0:48:59.719 --> 0:49:01.800
<v Speaker 1>This is the difference. This is the dichotomy. West of

0:49:01.840 --> 0:49:03.480
<v Speaker 1>the four or five is guests gun the rest of

0:49:03.560 --> 0:49:07.520
<v Speaker 1>us simpletons, the rest of his simpletons. Don't believe. No,

0:49:07.840 --> 0:49:10.919
<v Speaker 1>I'm a bathroom and kitchen guy. That's what I was asking. No. No,

0:49:11.120 --> 0:49:13.560
<v Speaker 1>the number one thing people judge your home on when

0:49:13.560 --> 0:49:18.480
<v Speaker 1>you go to somebody else's home is the smells. Smell. Yeah,

0:49:18.520 --> 0:49:22.400
<v Speaker 1>the smell. Does it smell good? So for you you

0:49:22.400 --> 0:49:24.920
<v Speaker 1>should light like a vanilla candle or something so it

0:49:24.960 --> 0:49:27.520
<v Speaker 1>smells good, guest gun rather than your flatulence. I got

0:49:27.560 --> 0:49:30.920
<v Speaker 1>the those humidifiers and I put like the little you know,

0:49:30.960 --> 0:49:34.719
<v Speaker 1>like the little fragrance drops in there. It's usually good.

0:49:34.719 --> 0:49:37.759
<v Speaker 1>They are they fruity? No, Like there's one that's like

0:49:37.800 --> 0:49:43.080
<v Speaker 1>coated for like alert alarm immunity. Um, let's say you

0:49:43.080 --> 0:49:45.000
<v Speaker 1>put them in the water and yeah, it kind of

0:49:45.000 --> 0:49:47.480
<v Speaker 1>livens up the room, but doesn't have like some kind

0:49:47.480 --> 0:49:53.080
<v Speaker 1>of pungent or the stink tasteful smell to it. No, alright,

0:49:53.120 --> 0:49:55.520
<v Speaker 1>people who do this at least ten times a month

0:49:55.560 --> 0:49:59.239
<v Speaker 1>say they experienced withdrawal symptoms if their routine is stopped.

0:49:59.680 --> 0:50:06.800
<v Speaker 1>What is it drinking? No, No, it's not drinking or

0:50:06.880 --> 0:50:13.720
<v Speaker 1>drugs tanning? Who would tan ten times a month? Doesn't

0:50:13.719 --> 0:50:16.279
<v Speaker 1>that seem a little excessive? Yeah, but we go Am

0:50:16.280 --> 0:50:17.560
<v Speaker 1>I wrong? I don't know that I don't know the

0:50:17.600 --> 0:50:21.520
<v Speaker 1>tanning game, but that seems a little, a little excessive

0:50:21.560 --> 0:50:22.920
<v Speaker 1>to Yeah, we've got a lot of people at tan

0:50:23.000 --> 0:50:26.799
<v Speaker 1>out here though you live in California. Why the funk

0:50:26.840 --> 0:50:29.279
<v Speaker 1>would you need to tan? Because people, you know how

0:50:29.320 --> 0:50:32.000
<v Speaker 1>it is. It's instant gratification like it is for Facebook

0:50:32.120 --> 0:50:34.479
<v Speaker 1>or Twitter or anything else. They people want to quick,

0:50:34.520 --> 0:50:37.480
<v Speaker 1>they don't want to wait. Now I'm gonna ask you,

0:50:37.560 --> 0:50:39.920
<v Speaker 1>and this is a very important question. All right. If

0:50:39.960 --> 0:50:42.040
<v Speaker 1>you don't get this right, I'm gonna slap you around.

0:50:42.600 --> 0:50:48.920
<v Speaker 1>Don't be a slaptic Greatest sun tan story in sports history,

0:50:50.280 --> 0:50:55.080
<v Speaker 1>all right, guest, gun, here we go. This involves tanning.

0:50:55.360 --> 0:50:59.920
<v Speaker 1>Greatest sports story involving tann Do you have the answer? Oh, fun,

0:51:00.840 --> 0:51:02.600
<v Speaker 1>you don't have the answer, and I have on the

0:51:02.640 --> 0:51:06.120
<v Speaker 1>tip of my tongue too. That's right, I don't believe you.

0:51:07.320 --> 0:51:10.200
<v Speaker 1>Goes back to the year twenty two, early days of

0:51:10.239 --> 0:51:15.080
<v Speaker 1>Fox Sports Radio, and a Baltimore Oriole outfielder not more

0:51:15.120 --> 0:51:19.960
<v Speaker 1>known as a Minnesota twin, Marty Cordova, was injured, got

0:51:19.960 --> 0:51:25.640
<v Speaker 1>a severe sunburn. He fell asleep in a tanning bed. Yeah,

0:51:25.719 --> 0:51:27.640
<v Speaker 1>and he had to direct he had to Doctors told

0:51:27.680 --> 0:51:31.520
<v Speaker 1>him to avoid direct sunlight, and so he was benched.

0:51:32.160 --> 0:51:34.359
<v Speaker 1>He couldn't play for several games. They didn't put him

0:51:34.360 --> 0:51:36.120
<v Speaker 1>on the on the injured list, but or the disabled

0:51:36.120 --> 0:51:37.799
<v Speaker 1>list as they called it then. But Marty cord Over

0:51:37.800 --> 0:51:42.320
<v Speaker 1>missed multiple games because of a sunburn from falling asleep

0:51:42.360 --> 0:51:45.239
<v Speaker 1>in a tanning bed. There you go, that's pretty good.

0:51:45.239 --> 0:51:47.879
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember that story. It's a good story, man,

0:51:47.920 --> 0:51:50.040
<v Speaker 1>that's I can't believe it's been eighteen years. Man, we

0:51:50.080 --> 0:51:52.080
<v Speaker 1>had so much fun with that. I was doing Ben

0:51:52.080 --> 0:51:54.120
<v Speaker 1>Mallard dot com at that time, and we had a

0:51:54.239 --> 0:51:57.000
<v Speaker 1>We had a lot of traction. People love that story.

0:51:57.000 --> 0:51:58.600
<v Speaker 1>They couldn't get enough of it. All Right, if you

0:51:59.000 --> 0:52:01.360
<v Speaker 1>if you, if you rent Ben Mallard dot com today,

0:52:01.400 --> 0:52:02.920
<v Speaker 1>do you think it would be better than it was

0:52:02.960 --> 0:52:08.000
<v Speaker 1>back in the day. Um, it would be different. I

0:52:08.000 --> 0:52:11.360
<v Speaker 1>think it would be good. Um, I have confidence I

0:52:11.400 --> 0:52:16.080
<v Speaker 1>could find fine. So there's there's more content out there,

0:52:16.160 --> 0:52:23.319
<v Speaker 1>but it's more spread out, so it's different. Bed. If

0:52:23.320 --> 0:52:26.319
<v Speaker 1>somebody wants to bring back Ben mallet dot com, my

0:52:26.400 --> 0:52:32.240
<v Speaker 1>ears are open. Everyone's got their price. Everyone's got their price.

0:52:32.680 --> 0:52:35.200
<v Speaker 1>You know that the price is right. Let's make a deal.

0:52:35.880 --> 0:52:37.879
<v Speaker 1>I'd be willing to do it, and I'd be all

0:52:37.920 --> 0:52:42.400
<v Speaker 1>about it. Remember one of my my buddies who's a

0:52:42.440 --> 0:52:45.480
<v Speaker 1>basketball writer and was a huge fan of Ben Mallet

0:52:45.560 --> 0:52:49.239
<v Speaker 1>dot com love the website, and uh, he would come

0:52:49.320 --> 0:52:53.520
<v Speaker 1>up to me and destroy me about how I I

0:52:53.600 --> 0:52:57.600
<v Speaker 1>fucked up because at that time it was like, uh,

0:52:58.239 --> 0:53:00.640
<v Speaker 1>dead Spin was big, and there were a couple of

0:53:00.640 --> 0:53:02.520
<v Speaker 1>other sides, and all these other sites that were my

0:53:02.600 --> 0:53:06.600
<v Speaker 1>contemporaries all sold and got these huge deals, these shoes revenue,

0:53:06.640 --> 0:53:09.200
<v Speaker 1>like the Big Lead and all that monitor, you know,

0:53:09.480 --> 0:53:12.080
<v Speaker 1>and I never did, Like I had partnerships with Fox

0:53:12.080 --> 0:53:15.000
<v Speaker 1>sports dot com and Yahoo, but I never really I

0:53:15.040 --> 0:53:18.040
<v Speaker 1>never sold it the proprietory rights to it. I never

0:53:18.080 --> 0:53:20.359
<v Speaker 1>really made any real money on it. And the guy

0:53:20.400 --> 0:53:23.640
<v Speaker 1>you would bust my balls about how I didn't monetize that,

0:53:23.680 --> 0:53:25.720
<v Speaker 1>and he's right, I I don't know what's said it.

0:53:25.719 --> 0:53:28.799
<v Speaker 1>He's correct. Yeah, that's all. It's kind of curious if

0:53:28.800 --> 0:53:31.480
<v Speaker 1>your if your stuff would would play out now. And

0:53:31.920 --> 0:53:33.839
<v Speaker 1>I think because I think the key thing to this

0:53:33.920 --> 0:53:35.879
<v Speaker 1>and and it's kind of like with Ben Mallay dot com,

0:53:35.920 --> 0:53:39.440
<v Speaker 1>it's it's making it's finding a problem and creating solution.

0:53:39.440 --> 0:53:42.320
<v Speaker 1>There's so many things out there on Twitter and social

0:53:42.320 --> 0:53:46.760
<v Speaker 1>media and websites. Like people who have lives, like real jobs,

0:53:46.800 --> 0:53:49.640
<v Speaker 1>don't have time to go through that all that content

0:53:49.719 --> 0:53:54.400
<v Speaker 1>to mind what's good And so as you cultivate content

0:53:55.200 --> 0:53:58.520
<v Speaker 1>and you put it together, it's you're making it easier

0:53:58.520 --> 0:54:01.440
<v Speaker 1>on people. That's true. So people would absolutely love it

0:54:01.440 --> 0:54:03.480
<v Speaker 1>because instead of reading, you know, trying to scan around

0:54:03.480 --> 0:54:06.600
<v Speaker 1>for seven million different places to find you know, what,

0:54:06.600 --> 0:54:08.320
<v Speaker 1>what the news is, you just go to one place

0:54:08.360 --> 0:54:13.879
<v Speaker 1>and it's all it's all piled up for all. Right.

0:54:14.560 --> 0:54:16.799
<v Speaker 1>I think we've done this one before, but if time

0:54:16.840 --> 0:54:20.360
<v Speaker 1>travel were possible, fifty of us would change this about

0:54:20.360 --> 0:54:22.520
<v Speaker 1>our lives. You remember what this is, guest. I think

0:54:22.520 --> 0:54:27.760
<v Speaker 1>we've used this one before. Who we dated? Not changing

0:54:27.800 --> 0:54:33.520
<v Speaker 1>your college major? Noah, al right, About seventy two of

0:54:33.560 --> 0:54:37.520
<v Speaker 1>Americans live within an hour of blank. They're we'll live

0:54:37.560 --> 0:54:45.080
<v Speaker 1>an hour h within their parents. Yes, I do. Shout

0:54:45.120 --> 0:54:47.960
<v Speaker 1>out to my brothers who lived thousands of miles away

0:54:48.000 --> 0:54:51.920
<v Speaker 1>from our our only living parents, my father. Well today

0:54:51.920 --> 0:54:53.759
<v Speaker 1>it's an hour. Today it's an hour, but tomorrow it

0:54:53.760 --> 0:54:56.160
<v Speaker 1>could be two or three hours. Well, that's true. Well,

0:54:56.160 --> 0:54:58.320
<v Speaker 1>if I go, if I go like four in the morning,

0:54:58.400 --> 0:55:01.400
<v Speaker 1>it's it's an hour. But if I go an yeah,

0:55:01.680 --> 0:55:04.959
<v Speaker 1>uh you live, you live within an hour of your

0:55:05.239 --> 0:55:08.359
<v Speaker 1>your parents. Yes, my grandmother, um, well one of them,

0:55:08.440 --> 0:55:11.840
<v Speaker 1>she's the only one that's still alive. Um. But my

0:55:11.920 --> 0:55:16.680
<v Speaker 1>sisters are all out and who else. Most of my

0:55:16.719 --> 0:55:20.319
<v Speaker 1>other family that has all been from l A. They've

0:55:20.360 --> 0:55:25.840
<v Speaker 1>all dispersed, like in the Utah, Idaho, Arizona, Florida. Like

0:55:25.920 --> 0:55:30.040
<v Speaker 1>everyone's like gotten the funk out of California. Good for them.

0:55:30.040 --> 0:55:33.000
<v Speaker 1>My cousins who I grew up with part of the time,

0:55:33.040 --> 0:55:34.799
<v Speaker 1>they moved around a lot, but I lived with him

0:55:34.800 --> 0:55:37.759
<v Speaker 1>when I was a little they are I've got relatives

0:55:37.800 --> 0:55:44.839
<v Speaker 1>in Arizona, Colorado, Florida, Texas, Connecticut. They've moved all over

0:55:44.880 --> 0:55:49.239
<v Speaker 1>the country, well Connecticut, over the country by Connecticut. Uh

0:55:49.480 --> 0:55:51.680
<v Speaker 1>well that is because they when they were kids, they

0:55:51.760 --> 0:55:55.640
<v Speaker 1>lived in New York. They lived in Westchester County, and

0:55:55.719 --> 0:55:59.640
<v Speaker 1>so that cousin moved back there because she likes she

0:55:59.760 --> 0:56:01.680
<v Speaker 1>liked living in that area. But she just moved over

0:56:01.719 --> 0:56:06.560
<v Speaker 1>to Connecticut. And uh yeah, so what's that famous story

0:56:06.640 --> 0:56:09.839
<v Speaker 1>in Westchester County? What am I thinking of? They made

0:56:09.840 --> 0:56:14.799
<v Speaker 1>a God, I'm having a mental block here. Not the

0:56:14.800 --> 0:56:18.000
<v Speaker 1>headless Horseman, but something like that. I don't remember, but

0:56:18.000 --> 0:56:20.520
<v Speaker 1>there's some famous story. There's a bridge and all that,

0:56:20.560 --> 0:56:23.239
<v Speaker 1>and I they lived right near there. They they lived

0:56:23.239 --> 0:56:28.040
<v Speaker 1>in Terrytown, which is north think the Nicks used to train.

0:56:28.080 --> 0:56:29.279
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if they still do. They used to

0:56:29.360 --> 0:56:31.799
<v Speaker 1>train in Terrytown. Do you and do you go out

0:56:31.800 --> 0:56:35.120
<v Speaker 1>there at all? I used to visit when I was kids.

0:56:35.160 --> 0:56:37.080
<v Speaker 1>I mean, they don't live there, and my my aunt

0:56:37.120 --> 0:56:39.839
<v Speaker 1>passed away and they you know, they moved all over

0:56:39.880 --> 0:56:41.719
<v Speaker 1>the country. So yeah, but I used to go back

0:56:41.719 --> 0:56:43.880
<v Speaker 1>there when I was a kid and go back to

0:56:43.880 --> 0:56:47.480
<v Speaker 1>New York and hang out with them up Hollow. Is

0:56:47.480 --> 0:56:49.759
<v Speaker 1>that what you're thinking about, Yes, Sleepy Hollow, that's it,

0:56:49.880 --> 0:56:52.640
<v Speaker 1>thank you, Yes, Sleepy Hollow. That's what I was thinking

0:56:52.640 --> 0:56:55.279
<v Speaker 1>about that. You guess Halloween time. Nothing wrong with that,

0:56:55.680 --> 0:56:58.480
<v Speaker 1>full of you, full of information. That that cool area though.

0:56:58.520 --> 0:57:00.440
<v Speaker 1>That that's the nice thing about it. As you can

0:57:00.440 --> 0:57:04.439
<v Speaker 1>go Boston, Connecticut, New York, Philly, d C. With the train,

0:57:04.600 --> 0:57:07.520
<v Speaker 1>Rhode Island, you name it, you know, anywhere you want there. Yeah,

0:57:07.600 --> 0:57:10.680
<v Speaker 1>it is neat. It's it's cool. A lot different here.

0:57:10.719 --> 0:57:13.799
<v Speaker 1>You can drive for eight hours and still be in California.

0:57:14.719 --> 0:57:17.200
<v Speaker 1>You know, it's like, it's crazy, the state with no

0:57:17.360 --> 0:57:22.800
<v Speaker 1>power and the state with an oligarch who's running things here. Yeah,

0:57:22.880 --> 0:57:26.600
<v Speaker 1>it's great. Let's see here, any meany money, We'll do

0:57:26.640 --> 0:57:29.760
<v Speaker 1>a couple more. More. People have been doing this in

0:57:29.800 --> 0:57:34.760
<v Speaker 1>the kitchen due to the pandemic cooking well, yeah, but

0:57:34.960 --> 0:57:39.720
<v Speaker 1>canning fruit and veggies. Yeah, no, you don't can fruit

0:57:39.720 --> 0:57:43.720
<v Speaker 1>and veggies. Yes, you know, I freeze. It isn't that

0:57:43.800 --> 0:57:45.360
<v Speaker 1>kind of the same thing. You're just gonna put it

0:57:45.360 --> 0:57:47.000
<v Speaker 1>in a bag instead of a can. Yeah, But when

0:57:47.000 --> 0:57:48.240
<v Speaker 1>you put it in a can, don't you need to

0:57:48.240 --> 0:57:51.760
<v Speaker 1>put preservatives in that. I have no idea. I've never

0:57:51.800 --> 0:57:54.480
<v Speaker 1>put fruit or veggies in a can. I don't know

0:57:54.480 --> 0:57:57.680
<v Speaker 1>how that works. I have no idea. All right, this

0:57:57.680 --> 0:57:59.919
<v Speaker 1>is important, guest gun, because if you ever do get

0:58:00.000 --> 0:58:03.520
<v Speaker 1>married that you're gonna need this. Pent of women do

0:58:03.600 --> 0:58:11.080
<v Speaker 1>not like being called this by their husband. Honey, No, babe,

0:58:11.200 --> 0:58:17.440
<v Speaker 1>trop trophy wife. Boy, that's my trophy wife over there. No,

0:58:17.520 --> 0:58:19.000
<v Speaker 1>it sounds like a hard ocindo when you do that,

0:58:19.040 --> 0:58:21.840
<v Speaker 1>don't you He kind of sounds like I mean, but

0:58:21.960 --> 0:58:24.560
<v Speaker 1>if it's true, though, do you see coach Oh, we

0:58:24.600 --> 0:58:28.200
<v Speaker 1>talked about that in the ra coach. Oh is photos

0:58:28.240 --> 0:58:31.240
<v Speaker 1>going around at him with the younger lady there. That's

0:58:31.280 --> 0:58:33.920
<v Speaker 1>his trophy. They're not married, but that's like his trophy wife.

0:58:33.920 --> 0:58:37.920
<v Speaker 1>You know, how old do you think she? I say,

0:58:37.960 --> 0:58:41.440
<v Speaker 1>she's about thirty five. Yeah, it looks about thirty. But

0:58:41.480 --> 0:58:46.120
<v Speaker 1>he's almost sixty. So yeah, that's the twenty five year

0:58:46.160 --> 0:58:49.200
<v Speaker 1>age gap give her take. That's pretty large, right, yeah,

0:58:49.280 --> 0:58:52.320
<v Speaker 1>I guess. So where she from anyway, I don't know

0:58:52.320 --> 0:58:54.320
<v Speaker 1>anything about her. I just saw two photos of her,

0:58:54.320 --> 0:58:56.320
<v Speaker 1>one in the pool and one in the bed. I

0:58:56.320 --> 0:58:58.680
<v Speaker 1>don't know anything about her. It's gonna be looking good

0:58:58.680 --> 0:59:01.320
<v Speaker 1>looking lady, but I don't know. Kind of reminds me

0:59:01.360 --> 0:59:03.440
<v Speaker 1>of Cliff Kingsbury from a few years ago. I remember

0:59:04.520 --> 0:59:06.120
<v Speaker 1>what he was doing. I guess at the pool party

0:59:06.560 --> 0:59:10.680
<v Speaker 1>something like that. Well, the coaches, the way to get

0:59:10.720 --> 0:59:13.320
<v Speaker 1>the beautiful young women is to be a coach. Mike Zimmer, right,

0:59:13.400 --> 0:59:15.880
<v Speaker 1>Zimmer in the Minnesota We talked about him in the past,

0:59:15.960 --> 0:59:20.560
<v Speaker 1>and then Coachoe. What about Jeff Bezos, Yeah, well there's

0:59:20.560 --> 0:59:24.040
<v Speaker 1>another one. You look at the evolution of Jeff Bezos

0:59:24.160 --> 0:59:29.920
<v Speaker 1>right from nerd tech guy to a balden genius with

0:59:30.120 --> 0:59:34.760
<v Speaker 1>all the hotties. Great personality, right, Like, it's amazing how

0:59:34.840 --> 0:59:38.240
<v Speaker 1>much better your personality gets when you have a gazillion

0:59:38.280 --> 0:59:41.840
<v Speaker 1>dollars in the bank. All right, Surprisingly, this business, it

0:59:41.960 --> 0:59:45.440
<v Speaker 1>is a surprise, has not been doing well during the pandemic,

0:59:45.840 --> 0:59:53.400
<v Speaker 1>with visits down nearly thirteen percent over the summer. Um,

0:59:53.520 --> 1:00:01.320
<v Speaker 1>do do do do this business? The dentist, now, the

1:00:01.440 --> 1:00:06.000
<v Speaker 1>drug store was because people aren't going to doctors unless

1:00:06.000 --> 1:00:08.480
<v Speaker 1>they have the corona, so they're not getting medicine to

1:00:08.600 --> 1:00:11.960
<v Speaker 1>treat their Maybe I bought this is this hurting fiser?

1:00:12.600 --> 1:00:16.320
<v Speaker 1>I bought some antibiotics a few days ago. It costs Congratulations,

1:00:16.320 --> 1:00:19.560
<v Speaker 1>it cost me two dollars and two cents. That's good.

1:00:19.760 --> 1:00:24.720
<v Speaker 1>That is unthinkable five six, seven years ago. So is

1:00:24.800 --> 1:00:28.240
<v Speaker 1>that because if you're your insurance, obviously they covered the

1:00:28.280 --> 1:00:32.160
<v Speaker 1>balance of it there. Yeah, so okay, last one here

1:00:33.440 --> 1:00:35.680
<v Speaker 1>of people admit that they have lied to get out

1:00:35.680 --> 1:00:43.800
<v Speaker 1>of this out of a ticket, no, a wedding, A wedding. Yeah, yeah, success,

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<v Speaker 1>And I would assume that would be to attend to wedding, right, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't make it, but not if you're actually in

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<v Speaker 1>the wedding. You can't pull a Richard Jefferson and just

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<v Speaker 1>at the last minute, like I thought being in a

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<v Speaker 1>wedding would be cool, and then I had all my

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<v Speaker 1>friends started getting married, and then I started being in them,

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<v Speaker 1>and it sucking. Sucked because you gotta because you gutta

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<v Speaker 1>start paying for ship. You gotta start paying the you know,

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<v Speaker 1>get the tuxedo, and then you gonna start paying for

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<v Speaker 1>an additional gift for the groom and they're gonna worry

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<v Speaker 1>about like obviously the bachelor party, which is prior to

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<v Speaker 1>number one, but everything else is just a fucking hassle. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I've all I've been in some weddis. It

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<v Speaker 1>was like my relatives or whatever, but that's it. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't I don't think anyone has has really had me

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<v Speaker 1>other than relatives. But a lot of the people I know,

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<v Speaker 1>we're already married. Like when I got into radio, a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of the people were already are older than me

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<v Speaker 1>and they've been married and all that stuff. So it's

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<v Speaker 1>a a wee bit different. What we bit different? What's

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<v Speaker 1>your take on getting someone that's already been married once

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<v Speaker 1>a second time getting them a gift? Um, I think

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<v Speaker 1>you go smaller, you can get him, So yeah, But

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<v Speaker 1>don't go big. You get the big gift the first

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<v Speaker 1>time you get married. The second time, you know, not

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<v Speaker 1>so much. But what if the woman has only been married,

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<v Speaker 1>or what if that's our first time getting married. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>then that's a little bit. It depends how much you

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<v Speaker 1>like him. It depends how much you like him, right enough? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so all right, Well that'll do it. Thank you, appreciate that.

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