1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,400 Speaker 1: Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maller 2 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:05,600 Speaker 1: Show weekdays at two a m. Eastern eleven pm Pacific. 3 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:11,119 Speaker 1: If you thought four hours a day dred minutes a 4 00:00:11,119 --> 00:00:14,840 Speaker 1: week was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants 5 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:18,119 Speaker 1: of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He 6 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:21,119 Speaker 1: treats crackheads in the Ghetto Cutter the same as the 7 00:00:21,239 --> 00:00:25,240 Speaker 1: rich pill poppers in the penthouse, the clearing House of 8 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:29,040 Speaker 1: hot takes, break free or something special. The Fifth Hour 9 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:34,120 Speaker 1: with Ben Maller starts right now that it does in 10 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:39,400 Speaker 1: the air everywhere coast the coast, border to bar There 11 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:42,120 Speaker 1: actually are no borders on podcasting. But that we are 12 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:47,000 Speaker 1: back at it again as this podcast heard every single 13 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:50,600 Speaker 1: week on the I Heart Podcast Never we thank you 14 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:54,000 Speaker 1: for being a loyal minion or supporting the content that 15 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:57,520 Speaker 1: we provide. And uh, it's weird. You have mixed feelings 16 00:00:57,560 --> 00:00:59,560 Speaker 1: about this because part of me is happy that the 17 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:02,320 Speaker 1: audience is continuing to grow and that there's a demand 18 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:05,440 Speaker 1: for these podcasts. The other part of me is like crap. 19 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:07,400 Speaker 1: That means I have to keep doing the podcast, so 20 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:11,280 Speaker 1: I have I have mixed emotions because if nobody was listening, 21 00:01:11,319 --> 00:01:13,480 Speaker 1: if the numbers were down. If it was crapped and 22 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:16,160 Speaker 1: I wouldn't have to do it, the company wouldn't want 23 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:18,720 Speaker 1: me to do it. Um, But the numbers keep going 24 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:21,400 Speaker 1: up studily, so we do thank you for that. And 25 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:25,560 Speaker 1: we are joined yet again by the man who made 26 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:30,240 Speaker 1: the b famous. He's got his singer, David Gascon from 27 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:33,839 Speaker 1: West of the four oh five. Well, since this podcast 28 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:36,839 Speaker 1: continues to grow, do you think this podcast is adequate 29 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:41,360 Speaker 1: and sufficient enough to be carried live on radio? Was 30 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:46,080 Speaker 1: made for live radio? How about occasionally we curse? But 31 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,440 Speaker 1: I would be if it. If it involved more money, 32 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:50,440 Speaker 1: I'd be all about it. Put it on the radio. 33 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:53,880 Speaker 1: I'm all for it. I've changed my stance. I used 34 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:57,240 Speaker 1: to always say, never put radio on television because it's radio. 35 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:00,440 Speaker 1: But if they pay, And I've had friends have done 36 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,960 Speaker 1: radio shows that ended up being simulcast on television and 37 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:05,600 Speaker 1: they get a nice, big fat check in a bonus 38 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:08,160 Speaker 1: to the radio work. So if you can get paid 39 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:11,200 Speaker 1: double for the same thing, who wouldn't sign off on 40 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:14,760 Speaker 1: that sports colman do that? Or who does a simulcast 41 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:18,040 Speaker 1: on the show? Oh one guy's in Boston and Jerry Callahan, 42 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:21,440 Speaker 1: uh when he when he at w e I back 43 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:25,000 Speaker 1: of the day. He his show was on Nesson and 44 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:27,280 Speaker 1: so he was getting a check from Nesson in addition 45 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:30,440 Speaker 1: to w E I. And so yeah, I mean there's 46 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:33,600 Speaker 1: a few other people that have dabbled in that. And uh, 47 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:37,000 Speaker 1: you can put a camera in the studio overnight, and 48 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:40,120 Speaker 1: I got a camera in here anyway because the videos 49 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:44,520 Speaker 1: we do on the on YouTube. Uh, so we've got that. Uh. 50 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:47,360 Speaker 1: We had said before we get to today's podcast, we 51 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:50,760 Speaker 1: had set Dylan on from the Babylon. But how did 52 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:52,840 Speaker 1: that go? By the way, did that? Did that do well? 53 00:02:52,919 --> 00:02:55,040 Speaker 1: The set Dylan thing? It was? It was it was 54 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:58,440 Speaker 1: surprisingly excellent, not by by my stards. I knew it 55 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:02,040 Speaker 1: was gonna be great, but but people have downloaded it. 56 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:05,160 Speaker 1: It's been a great surprise to see the elevation and 57 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:08,360 Speaker 1: of course not to be overlooked. But we had Benny 58 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:12,240 Speaker 1: versus the Penny last night too. Yes, that's right, Benny 59 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:16,200 Speaker 1: versus the Penny again. Back at it a big weekend. 60 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:18,720 Speaker 1: It's gonna be a big gambling weekend. Guess can I'm 61 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:21,560 Speaker 1: gonna get back. I've been I've been like a see 62 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:25,120 Speaker 1: saw so far this season, picking games either up and 63 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:27,639 Speaker 1: you're down, and you're up and you're down, which is 64 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:30,239 Speaker 1: really the way of life. But well, we'll see and 65 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:32,760 Speaker 1: you check that out. That's that's up there on the YouTube. 66 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,480 Speaker 1: We tweeted it out, of course, and you can check 67 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:39,280 Speaker 1: that out. And not just before the games. A lot 68 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:40,920 Speaker 1: of people obviously would want to watch it before if 69 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:45,600 Speaker 1: you're planning on gambling on the NFL. However, many people 70 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:48,440 Speaker 1: enjoy looking at my analysis after the fact when they 71 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 1: know the outcome and they can goof on me and 72 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:53,080 Speaker 1: say how dumb that analysis was. So there's two ways 73 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:55,200 Speaker 1: to do it. Are they goofing on you or they 74 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,680 Speaker 1: goofing on your lack of furniture. Because it seems like 75 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,200 Speaker 1: every time we're on air, people are all he is 76 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:04,520 Speaker 1: thinking that you're homeless, or that you're just you've just something. 77 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:07,920 Speaker 1: That's my man cave, that's my spare man cave, and 78 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:10,760 Speaker 1: you're just just people are jealous. People are just jealous. 79 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:13,880 Speaker 1: Maybe I'll put a photo one week of Bella behind 80 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,440 Speaker 1: me and they could have Bella staring about that. It's 81 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:20,080 Speaker 1: a small dog. She can't get around your back. Bella 82 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:24,480 Speaker 1: is a beast. What are you talking about? What's that? 83 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:28,040 Speaker 1: She's like the size of your fu. We Bella's fur 84 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:33,839 Speaker 1: has grown out. Bella is very large and in charge. Yeah, 85 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:37,720 Speaker 1: all right, So before we get into the meat of 86 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:40,880 Speaker 1: the matter here, cameo dot com. 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But then I 97 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:12,440 Speaker 1: knew Maddie and the Natty. It changes the it changes 98 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,880 Speaker 1: the dynamic there. So it just a heads up for 99 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:19,640 Speaker 1: future future cameo users. Just give me a little info that, 100 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:21,840 Speaker 1: like who you are, how I would know you if 101 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:23,480 Speaker 1: I do know you, and if not, I it's fine. 102 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:25,840 Speaker 1: There's a lot of people I don't know, Thank god. 103 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:29,039 Speaker 1: Most of the people that listen, I'll never have any 104 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,560 Speaker 1: contact with That's usually how it works. It's that's how 105 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:34,600 Speaker 1: it's supposed to work generally. So that's cameo dot com 106 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:36,960 Speaker 1: search my name Ben Mallory. If you want a personalized 107 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:41,880 Speaker 1: video message for I do weddings, bar mitzvah's uh, pep talks, 108 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:46,520 Speaker 1: battle cries, all of that, and it's available for you 109 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:52,640 Speaker 1: on cameo. What you consider doing a cameo for Kent summers. Oh, 110 00:05:52,839 --> 00:05:55,560 Speaker 1: let me tell you. Uh, that is the fit to print. 111 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:57,360 Speaker 1: So let me just send it up. We have fit 112 00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:00,800 Speaker 1: to print. We've got no breaks and pop quiz and 113 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:07,080 Speaker 1: we begin here the Saturday podcast with our show a 114 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:13,680 Speaker 1: rant on the radio becoming a news story in the 115 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:17,080 Speaker 1: state of Arizona. Uh, this is outstanding. So let's let's 116 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:23,240 Speaker 1: flash back to Monday night football and the Arizona Cardinals 117 00:06:23,279 --> 00:06:27,279 Speaker 1: with a blowout win thirty eight to ten over the 118 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:32,840 Speaker 1: Dallas Cowboys, a convincing domination situation there and after the game. Now, 119 00:06:32,839 --> 00:06:35,880 Speaker 1: I did a monologue on this guest gun. I don't know. Obviously, 120 00:06:36,279 --> 00:06:38,520 Speaker 1: you react to what's going on in the sports world 121 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:40,560 Speaker 1: for twenty four hours of the last twenty four hours 122 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:42,719 Speaker 1: or so. So this obviously was the story we talked about. 123 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:44,840 Speaker 1: I did a rant, mostly about the Cowboys. I had 124 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:48,520 Speaker 1: about maybe three or four good minutes, if I remember, 125 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:50,839 Speaker 1: at the end of the monologue, which was dedicated to 126 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:55,400 Speaker 1: Kyler Murray, who was not only a quarterback, he was terrible, 127 00:06:55,839 --> 00:06:59,680 Speaker 1: had a terrible performance for the Arizona Cardinals. And so 128 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:03,760 Speaker 1: that was on Monday night or Tuesday morning, depending on 129 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:06,920 Speaker 1: how you look. It was in the overnight. So all 130 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:11,800 Speaker 1: the way later went fast forward till Thursday, and I'm 131 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:18,480 Speaker 1: getting these notifications that the Arizona Republic, the newspaper of 132 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:23,480 Speaker 1: record in Phoenix, in the state of Arizona, ran a 133 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:26,640 Speaker 1: story and I I couldn't believe it. This is a 134 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:32,760 Speaker 1: thousand words story on our show and me ripping Kyler 135 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:36,920 Speaker 1: Murray's performance in the game against the Dallas Cowboys. And 136 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:40,160 Speaker 1: the tone was that there seemed to be very upset 137 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:44,480 Speaker 1: that I was not impressed gascon with Kyler Murray's performance 138 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:50,760 Speaker 1: against the Dallas Cowboys, and uh, it's hilarious. I had 139 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:55,120 Speaker 1: a smile from ear to ear. I could not believe 140 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:58,960 Speaker 1: the stupidity of what has gone on. I have friends 141 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:01,760 Speaker 1: that work in the newspaper business. What has gone on 142 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:04,560 Speaker 1: in the newspaper business. What have you done. I will 143 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:08,239 Speaker 1: admit that I I am one to defend Kyler Murray 144 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:12,440 Speaker 1: on the regular fan boy, but his performance on Monday 145 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:15,440 Speaker 1: night reminded me of what Kobe Bryant did in his 146 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:18,679 Speaker 1: Game seven against the Boston Celtics when they beat Boston 147 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:21,600 Speaker 1: in seven games. He shot six or twenty four in 148 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:24,400 Speaker 1: that game, and he would admit he shot like shit. 149 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:27,800 Speaker 1: Murray was nine of twenty four and it's not like 150 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:32,920 Speaker 1: the fifteen incompletions were just bad throws. He missed some 151 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:36,080 Speaker 1: wide open people, including DeAndre Hopkins, who was the best 152 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:38,720 Speaker 1: wide receiver in the National Football League, who was left 153 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:41,760 Speaker 1: unmolested at the line of scrimmage on multiple occasions. And 154 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:45,319 Speaker 1: this is the one of the worst defenses historically, one 155 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:47,920 Speaker 1: of the worst defenses in the history of pro football, 156 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:50,520 Speaker 1: which goes back a hundred years. That Dallas Cowboy defense 157 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:54,000 Speaker 1: and Kyler Murray for the balance of that game was garbage. 158 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:56,840 Speaker 1: And so I pointed it out, and I you know, 159 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:59,240 Speaker 1: I was watching. I was watching again. I'm like, I'm 160 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:02,320 Speaker 1: taking some notes down, like you know, the chicken scratch 161 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:04,600 Speaker 1: on the game and Murray's performance and he kept missing 162 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:06,920 Speaker 1: receivers and I'm like, okay, and I'm going on and on. 163 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:08,800 Speaker 1: And then when the game ended, I went back and 164 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:13,480 Speaker 1: I crunched the numbers and realized that seventy four, almost 165 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:16,720 Speaker 1: seventy of Kyler Murray's passing yards came on two blown 166 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:20,000 Speaker 1: coverages by the Cowboys to Christian Kirk and eighty yard 167 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:23,240 Speaker 1: passed and DeAndre Hopkins a sixty yard passed. Outside of 168 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:25,600 Speaker 1: those two throws, right, we'll give him credit for that. 169 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:28,320 Speaker 1: We'll give Kyler a Patama back and odda boy for 170 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,280 Speaker 1: those two throws. Outside of that, the rest of the game, 171 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:34,600 Speaker 1: the other throws he made twenty two of them, he 172 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:38,080 Speaker 1: only completed seven of them for an average I had. 173 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,880 Speaker 1: I had typed this in three times to the to 174 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:45,040 Speaker 1: the calculator, kyla average two point one yards per pass 175 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:48,840 Speaker 1: attempt on his other twenty two throws in the game, 176 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:52,079 Speaker 1: and had a passer rating of forty one for the cards. 177 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:54,760 Speaker 1: So me pointing this out, I was like, to me, 178 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,640 Speaker 1: this is like a throwaway thing. You know, people know 179 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:59,000 Speaker 1: I'm the I don't like Kyler Murray. Guy. I'm critical 180 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:02,680 Speaker 1: of Kyler Murray and I'm taking some gratuitous cheap shots 181 00:10:02,679 --> 00:10:05,880 Speaker 1: at him. But this he deserved it. He deserved it. 182 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:09,160 Speaker 1: I wasn't doing anything outrageous. I wasn't doing shock jock radio. 183 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:12,720 Speaker 1: The guys sucked. But so many people don't watch these games. 184 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:15,360 Speaker 1: They don't pay attention. They look at the final numbers 185 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:17,240 Speaker 1: and they see the totally oh you know, had he 186 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:21,319 Speaker 1: ran for a touchdown? He threw the touchdowns here, He's unstoppable. 187 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:25,959 Speaker 1: What another memorable performance, right, and going on another master 188 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:29,560 Speaker 1: work from Kyler Murray. I'm like, no, no, none of that, 189 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,480 Speaker 1: None of that is true, none of that. You know, 190 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:35,720 Speaker 1: this is not a goose bumps inducing performance. In fact, 191 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:39,280 Speaker 1: that is not as a sustainable formula for the Arizona Card. 192 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:42,120 Speaker 1: They're fraud. If that's how Kyler Murray is gonna play, 193 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:44,320 Speaker 1: they're not gonna go They're not gonna do anything. They're 194 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:47,520 Speaker 1: not gonna beat anybody good playing like that. So I 195 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:50,040 Speaker 1: did this rant and uh and like we said, the 196 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:54,440 Speaker 1: Arizona newspaper ran with I sent you this, so you 197 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:56,440 Speaker 1: did not actually click on the story. You thought it 198 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:59,280 Speaker 1: was right, Guescon. You did not realize what the story 199 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:02,200 Speaker 1: was when I sent this. No, I was guilty of 200 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:05,960 Speaker 1: of reading the title only and then through conversation. I 201 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,400 Speaker 1: started looking at it and bang, your name popped up 202 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:09,960 Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, ship, there we go. My 203 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:12,760 Speaker 1: name is in the right in the lead. There. My name's. 204 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:17,079 Speaker 1: Radio host Ben Maller was not impressed with Arizona Cardinals 205 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:21,920 Speaker 1: quarterback Kyler Murray's performance in eight to ten when they 206 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,920 Speaker 1: know because on on Twitter on the text you had 207 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:27,600 Speaker 1: sent me, it says Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kyler Murray slam 208 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:31,120 Speaker 1: for poor performance versus Dallas Cowboys and nothing of you 209 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:32,880 Speaker 1: on there, and still not until I open it up 210 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:36,440 Speaker 1: and then hashed the memories from twenty nineteen when you 211 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:40,640 Speaker 1: had some reporters taking Yeah, well it's also I'd like 212 00:11:40,679 --> 00:11:42,480 Speaker 1: to thank the Arizona Republic. I should be on their 213 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:46,440 Speaker 1: editorial staff because I'm providing content here for the Arizona Republic. 214 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:50,120 Speaker 1: I guess there's nothing to write about in Arizona apparently locally. 215 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:54,040 Speaker 1: My god. Uh so, yeah, yeah, it was. It was 216 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,760 Speaker 1: pretty amusing here I gotta kick out of it, and 217 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,760 Speaker 1: uh it was like, really, this is what you're doing. 218 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:01,760 Speaker 1: I talked to a couple of buddies of mine and 219 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:05,000 Speaker 1: radio who saw the story, and they were we were 220 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:07,560 Speaker 1: going back and forth and one of my buddies is 221 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:10,240 Speaker 1: a longtime radio guy, pointed out that we are at 222 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:15,120 Speaker 1: the point now as sports gas bags, where there is 223 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:19,320 Speaker 1: no room for any criticism of the hometown team. It is. 224 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:24,040 Speaker 1: It is totally tribal. It's like politics. Sports have become politics. 225 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,640 Speaker 1: Like there used to be a time where we could 226 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:29,720 Speaker 1: bust each other's balls and uh, and I still like 227 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:31,360 Speaker 1: doing that. I guess I'm too old now because I 228 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:34,840 Speaker 1: like busting balls on you know, when your team sucks 229 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,920 Speaker 1: and I I get it. Listen, I I talk a 230 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:38,719 Speaker 1: lot of crap. And when the Clippers go out and 231 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:41,840 Speaker 1: take a ride in the vomit comet against the Denver Nuggets, 232 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:44,040 Speaker 1: they deserve to get ripped. I deserve to get attacked. 233 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:47,760 Speaker 1: I'm fine, I'm fair game. But it cuts both ways, right, 234 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,080 Speaker 1: It's a double edged sword, and people can't handle that 235 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:55,560 Speaker 1: and they get all upset and it's it's it's really pathetic. 236 00:12:55,679 --> 00:12:59,720 Speaker 1: But I mean it's we're talking about sports, especially in 237 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:04,160 Speaker 1: East is where it's it's obvious that it was like, 238 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:07,040 Speaker 1: you know, this guy was terrible, this was you know, 239 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:10,560 Speaker 1: this is incompetence. It was malfeasance by the quarterback. And 240 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:13,360 Speaker 1: I pointed out, I'm the bad guy. Come on, you're 241 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,280 Speaker 1: making it sound like it's a dereliction of duty. It 242 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,720 Speaker 1: wasn't that. I mean he averaged the eight he averaged 243 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:23,840 Speaker 1: what's seven point because because of the passes though, the 244 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:28,280 Speaker 1: dual threat quarterback. The thing that's the most important is 245 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:31,960 Speaker 1: the passing, the runnings, the extra part of it. The 246 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,760 Speaker 1: passing is the most important. The most important thing is 247 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:39,439 Speaker 1: getting points anyway, you're you're wrong, You're the most more 248 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:42,480 Speaker 1: thing the running. And we've seen these quarterbacks often get 249 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:46,240 Speaker 1: exposed like Lamar Jackson, people like you dumb fans look 250 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:48,480 Speaker 1: at and they look at Lamar Jackson, they're like these guys. 251 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:52,880 Speaker 1: Then in the playoffs they take that away and suddenly 252 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:56,840 Speaker 1: he's a jumbled mess, right, he's a hot mess in 253 00:13:56,920 --> 00:14:00,440 Speaker 1: the playoffs. Well, that is one quarterback that's been the postseason. 254 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:03,319 Speaker 1: Kylin Murray hasn't yet, but I mean, he was great 255 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:07,160 Speaker 1: at Oklahoma. He's been good so far with Arizona. And 256 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:08,560 Speaker 1: there are a lot better than that would have been 257 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,880 Speaker 1: with Josh Rosenhead he stayed there in the Valley of 258 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:13,559 Speaker 1: the Sun. So you you don't know that if rosen 259 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,560 Speaker 1: had stayed and they'd have confidence him. You don't know 260 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:19,040 Speaker 1: that he wouldn't have blossomed into something. But I just 261 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:21,480 Speaker 1: love I'm just saying. I'd just saying that, and he's 262 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:23,560 Speaker 1: been been a bit of bad. Yeah, but these people 263 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:26,320 Speaker 1: that are like Pavlov's dogs when it comes to the 264 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:30,480 Speaker 1: hometown team stop. But you know this all too well. 265 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:35,880 Speaker 1: Being in Dodger Town, people gravitate towards Clayton Kershaw and 266 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:39,080 Speaker 1: god forbid. Oh and I listen, but that's a perfect example. 267 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,520 Speaker 1: I'm glad listen. I like the Dodges. A lot of 268 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:44,480 Speaker 1: people know my history. I did work for Dodger Talk 269 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,960 Speaker 1: years ago, and so I have a pass there. But 270 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:51,120 Speaker 1: I'll rip Kersha off. I had him traded after his 271 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:54,040 Speaker 1: NLCS started. I had him traded to Texas. I traded 272 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:57,560 Speaker 1: into the Rangers. I had Dave Roberts fired. Okay, I 273 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:00,760 Speaker 1: I the whole thing. I'm you know, maybe it was 274 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,880 Speaker 1: just slight overreactions, but I'd rather be like that desc 275 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,640 Speaker 1: on then Oh you could rip Cursea. I had a 276 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:08,840 Speaker 1: guy call up the other night on the show and 277 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,120 Speaker 1: was ranting and raving about how Kershaw was great. He's 278 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,320 Speaker 1: getting a bad rap, and I'm like, what are you 279 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:17,200 Speaker 1: talking about I know you're a dodging fan. You want 280 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,960 Speaker 1: to jump in the volcano because they tell you to 281 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:22,200 Speaker 1: jump in the volcano. But stop, don't be a blind sheep. 282 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:24,600 Speaker 1: You should never be a blind sheep. Ever, I like 283 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:28,440 Speaker 1: the Clippers when they suck, I say they suck. I stop, 284 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:31,240 Speaker 1: don't be a lemming. But here's here's the problem, though, 285 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,360 Speaker 1: is if you're a beat reporter, or if you're just 286 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:37,400 Speaker 1: a regular newspaper reporter that oftentimes report on general things 287 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:40,440 Speaker 1: like let's say, for Arizona, you go Dimondbacks, you go 288 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,400 Speaker 1: Arizona or Arizona State, and then you go obviously the 289 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,800 Speaker 1: Cardinals and maybe the Coyotes or even the Phoenix Suns. 290 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:49,480 Speaker 1: Like you want access to those teams. So if you 291 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:53,120 Speaker 1: start trashing them publicly in articles, you know how the 292 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,120 Speaker 1: media departments are, they will cut you off at the 293 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:58,040 Speaker 1: knees and you get granted minimal to know access. I 294 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,000 Speaker 1: understand how the game works, but there's a lot of 295 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,760 Speaker 1: fan boys. It's it's kind of like in politics, there's 296 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:08,160 Speaker 1: a lot of political people who are actually working for 297 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:11,720 Speaker 1: political parties who are masquerading as you know, as newspaper 298 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:15,280 Speaker 1: writers for different operations or reporters on television, but they're 299 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,880 Speaker 1: actually you know, in the tank. If you also I 300 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:21,240 Speaker 1: understand there's that you also have that element which is important. 301 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:24,160 Speaker 1: You you've got people that genuinely are you know, they 302 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,880 Speaker 1: might as well be on the payroll for the team. 303 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,240 Speaker 1: It's like I used to we used to talk years ago. 304 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:31,240 Speaker 1: I had an executive who who's like you, eventually everything's 305 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,240 Speaker 1: gonna be you know. It's like when you cover the Patriots, 306 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:36,480 Speaker 1: your Patriots dot Com. You know, you worked with the 307 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:40,440 Speaker 1: team and and even the newspapers and the TV stations. 308 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:43,360 Speaker 1: I had got a friend of mine in Kansas City 309 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:46,600 Speaker 1: told me that after the Chiefs game, I think it 310 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:49,560 Speaker 1: was in Buffalo, one of the TV reporters in Kansas 311 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:53,280 Speaker 1: City congratulated Andy Reid and his game plan before he 312 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,520 Speaker 1: asked his question like he was like, it's like total 313 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:59,200 Speaker 1: fanboy move, total fan boy move. So that stuff goes 314 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,840 Speaker 1: on all the time, but it really is. It travels 315 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,760 Speaker 1: and I I think I I sent this to you. 316 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:04,879 Speaker 1: I don't know if I did, but my one of 317 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:07,399 Speaker 1: my favorite scenes in the movie, asked an old movie now, 318 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:12,080 Speaker 1: is the opening scene of Major League Remember and the 319 00:17:12,119 --> 00:17:15,359 Speaker 1: grounds crew is preparing the field there at the ballpark 320 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:18,600 Speaker 1: in Cleveland and they're like and they showed also there 321 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,399 Speaker 1: was a coffee shop and they're like, hey, how are 322 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,800 Speaker 1: the Indians gonna do this year? And they're like, they suck. 323 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:26,639 Speaker 1: They're still shitty. You know, they're still shitty, And uh, 324 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,520 Speaker 1: that's perfect, right, that's great. You know. One of the 325 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:32,240 Speaker 1: things I like about Minnesota sports fans is I feel 326 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:36,200 Speaker 1: like Minnesota still gets it. Like there's a lot of hey, 327 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:38,640 Speaker 1: we blow you know, the Vikings, how are they gonna 328 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:41,240 Speaker 1: lose this week? Or how are the Twins gonna blow 329 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,680 Speaker 1: it in the playoffs? Or you know what lottery pick 330 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:47,719 Speaker 1: of the Timberwolves gonna screw up? Like I appreciate that, 331 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:50,639 Speaker 1: but it's in towns like Phoenix and uh, you know, 332 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:53,120 Speaker 1: Cleveland and and some of these other cities that I've 333 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:56,880 Speaker 1: had battles with with the local newspapers. They have no concept, 334 00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:59,400 Speaker 1: they have no concept of of this. They've they've It's 335 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:02,240 Speaker 1: total libelism, is what it is. You're either part of 336 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,280 Speaker 1: the tribe or you're not part of the tribe. And 337 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:07,639 Speaker 1: if you're not part of the tribe, we're gonna decapitate you. 338 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,760 Speaker 1: We're gonna take you to the guillotine. I think that's 339 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,800 Speaker 1: a good thing about how New York media is because 340 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,600 Speaker 1: you have so many beat writers that work for the 341 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:17,879 Speaker 1: Yankees or for the Knicks, or for the Rangers or 342 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:21,600 Speaker 1: the Jets, the Giants, that you're taking shots left and 343 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,600 Speaker 1: right if you're a head coach or a general manager, 344 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:26,960 Speaker 1: even the ownership group. And they don't fucking let down either. 345 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:30,480 Speaker 1: Like that's that city never sleeps. Those attackers, they hunt, 346 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:34,640 Speaker 1: they hunt. But even that, I will tell you, I'm 347 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,159 Speaker 1: not as familiar with the New York media as I 348 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,720 Speaker 1: am in the Boston media because of the stuff I 349 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:40,440 Speaker 1: did with the I back in the day. But even 350 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,440 Speaker 1: the Boston media, there are factions of fan boys. It's 351 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:49,720 Speaker 1: not as bulldogg ish as it was because because they, yeah, 352 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,880 Speaker 1: well the guess right, the Globe own or the Red 353 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:55,600 Speaker 1: Sox are on the on the Globe. John Henry I 354 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,639 Speaker 1: believe owns the Boston Globe, which is the big newspaper. 355 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,919 Speaker 1: Obviously it's the Herald and the Globe, and so you 356 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:04,919 Speaker 1: control the media. And also Nesson is run by the 357 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,760 Speaker 1: Red Sox. It's there, it's their baby, and so you know, 358 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:12,200 Speaker 1: you gotta gotta look out for my my relatives. My man, 359 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,680 Speaker 1: So how about this. Let let me throw this back 360 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:16,919 Speaker 1: your way. If you were if you were an owner 361 00:19:17,359 --> 00:19:21,720 Speaker 1: or maybe even just a general manager of a professional team, 362 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:24,719 Speaker 1: and your said team owns an ownership stake in a 363 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:28,000 Speaker 1: radio or a television station, or even a newspaper like 364 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,960 Speaker 1: the you know, Washington Post or or whatever it may be, 365 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:34,919 Speaker 1: would you go behind everyone's back and go to the 366 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:38,320 Speaker 1: editor of the executive producer and just say, hey, turn 367 00:19:38,359 --> 00:19:41,160 Speaker 1: the dogs loose on my guys. Be as critical as 368 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,840 Speaker 1: you can. That way you can motivate them to be 369 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:47,880 Speaker 1: as best as they can be. Yeah. No, because if 370 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:51,600 Speaker 1: you own it, Once the public knows that you own 371 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:56,919 Speaker 1: the website or the TV channel or the newspaper, it's over. Yeah, 372 00:19:57,080 --> 00:20:00,359 Speaker 1: it's over. I can't do it. But I get nobody 373 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,600 Speaker 1: wants criticism. You know. People want to be encouraged. They 374 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:08,040 Speaker 1: don't want to be discouraged. Nobody likes critique. Is fine. 375 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:13,919 Speaker 1: I thought it was. I thought criticism and critiquing and 376 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:16,760 Speaker 1: all that. I feel like it's kind of part of 377 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,240 Speaker 1: the gig. But maybe the gig has changed. I know 378 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,520 Speaker 1: there's a lot of hypocrisy out in the world these days. 379 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,600 Speaker 1: There's like this this double standard talk about sports but 380 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:27,760 Speaker 1: only do it in a positive light about my teams. 381 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,480 Speaker 1: You know. I was like, I really want you to 382 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,600 Speaker 1: talk about my team. I get that all the time. 383 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,399 Speaker 1: I get I get guys. You know that guy in 384 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,960 Speaker 1: Ohio they bust my balls. He's he's a Steeler fan. 385 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,119 Speaker 1: He's you know, near Pittsburgh in the Ohio, you know, 386 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:39,840 Speaker 1: at the far end of Ohio there, and he's like, 387 00:20:40,119 --> 00:20:42,159 Speaker 1: you know, talk about the Steelers and all this stuff. 388 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:46,080 Speaker 1: And then you know, if I do do a monologue 389 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,399 Speaker 1: and then I rip him that, he'll have a coronary. 390 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,000 Speaker 1: You know, he'll have a court. How could you do that? 391 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:53,960 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe it. I used to 392 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:58,000 Speaker 1: like you, and that it's it's it's tremendous. It is 393 00:20:58,119 --> 00:21:00,320 Speaker 1: wonderful to be alive. It is great to be a 394 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:02,760 Speaker 1: love you. You've got to wear kid gloves all the 395 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,960 Speaker 1: time apparently to make it. But I get a kick 396 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,960 Speaker 1: out of it. I like the fact when I when 397 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,399 Speaker 1: I saw that story we were referencing here in the 398 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:13,359 Speaker 1: Arizona Republic, and I just thought it was great. It 399 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:17,000 Speaker 1: was like it was like getting a shoulder massage. Uh. 400 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:21,159 Speaker 1: It was because I'm never gonna get the meat. You know, 401 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,000 Speaker 1: people to slobber all over me. So this guy is 402 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,880 Speaker 1: the greatest, you know, talk show host of all time. 403 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:27,760 Speaker 1: Now that's for coward and people like that. I'm the guy, 404 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,680 Speaker 1: you know, throwing bombs in the middle of the night 405 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,320 Speaker 1: is essentially what I know. But I don't even realize 406 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,840 Speaker 1: I'm throwing bombs. That's the thing about a guess on Like, 407 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,639 Speaker 1: I don't think what I'm doing is all that you know, 408 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:40,679 Speaker 1: shock jockeish or anything like that. I'm just giving opinions 409 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:44,919 Speaker 1: about sporting events. I'm watching games, I'm taking down notes 410 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:48,239 Speaker 1: and giving opinions on what I watch. That's it. And 411 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:52,760 Speaker 1: you'd think that I am the scumbag of the world, right, 412 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:56,000 Speaker 1: I'm just a toolbag and I'm horrible and I'm a 413 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:59,680 Speaker 1: large pus filled cyst because I'm talking about these people 414 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:02,960 Speaker 1: the way. Yeah, I would interpret shock Shock Radio as 415 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:05,680 Speaker 1: like if you're critiquing like a you know, you're critiquing 416 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,920 Speaker 1: someone's attire like a reporter or a host, or attacking 417 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:13,480 Speaker 1: their attire or their presentation sexual orientation like bullshit like 418 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:16,919 Speaker 1: that that has nothing to do with sports as a 419 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:20,920 Speaker 1: whole or just even specific to an individual I think 420 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,199 Speaker 1: of that more is like shock jock, like I need 421 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,719 Speaker 1: to get a quick hit out of this. So it 422 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:28,880 Speaker 1: goes viral and all of a sudden, social media is say, 423 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,600 Speaker 1: on that low way or another, I'm on in the 424 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,520 Speaker 1: middle of the night. I'm just talking. There's no one listening. 425 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,520 Speaker 1: I'm just talking in the middle night. And these local 426 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:39,560 Speaker 1: guys who are insufferable, the local media, who's insufferable? Uh 427 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,439 Speaker 1: with this it's it's great. And as you pointed out, Estan, 428 00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:43,920 Speaker 1: and I give you credit for this, because I don't 429 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:45,879 Speaker 1: even realize I was. I was reading that story we 430 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,360 Speaker 1: referenced in the Arizona Republic, and I didn't even realize 431 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:54,040 Speaker 1: that these these Schmendricks um in the valley of the stupid, 432 00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:55,639 Speaker 1: not the value of the sun, the value of the 433 00:22:55,640 --> 00:23:01,320 Speaker 1: stupid who wrote the story. They quoted me and put 434 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:07,000 Speaker 1: Alligator Arms in the newspaper. Alligator Arms Murray is in 435 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:19,200 Speaker 1: the Arizona Republic, the paper of record, which is flabbergasting. Uh. 436 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:23,879 Speaker 1: The nickname. The reason we call him alligator arms for you, 437 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:27,080 Speaker 1: you know, we the people, me and the Arizona Republic. 438 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:30,240 Speaker 1: The reason me and the newspaper Record in Arizona call 439 00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:33,480 Speaker 1: him alligators Murray at the NFL scouting combine. Did he 440 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:37,240 Speaker 1: not have the shortest arms ever measured at the combine 441 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,639 Speaker 1: or close to it? Right? Remember that that was the 442 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:42,399 Speaker 1: thing they did, the wingspan, and he had the shortest 443 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,440 Speaker 1: little alligator arms. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna dignify 444 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:52,800 Speaker 1: those comments. This is great. Oh I feel like Fozzy 445 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,760 Speaker 1: Bear wacka waka waka when I see stuff like this. 446 00:23:55,840 --> 00:24:03,480 Speaker 1: I mean, my god, is slapstick comedy. It is slapstick comedy. 447 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,480 Speaker 1: These these people, Let's run a story. Mallard ripped the 448 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:09,560 Speaker 1: hometown quarterback. Let's let's kill him. And I was a 449 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:12,040 Speaker 1: little disappointed because in the comments section when you sent 450 00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:14,840 Speaker 1: me the article, there was only three comments. Oh no, no, 451 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:17,400 Speaker 1: you you gotta go on on the twitter. Uh yeah, 452 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,640 Speaker 1: I'm getting blowback from these slap dicks. Uh, these cardinal 453 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:23,920 Speaker 1: guys who were very upset, you know, the people I'm 454 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:27,760 Speaker 1: talking about, the low information fan. But even Murray said 455 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:30,720 Speaker 1: in the article that he was critical of himself and 456 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:34,240 Speaker 1: then he missed open guys exactly. But he only he's 457 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:37,240 Speaker 1: allowed to be critical. I can't be critical. Does anybody 458 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:41,160 Speaker 1: that's ever played football, watched football? Played Madden Football. Who's 459 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:46,399 Speaker 1: objective would say that is not a sustainable way to 460 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:51,400 Speaker 1: play quarterback in the NFL. You cannot win, you can't. 461 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:55,560 Speaker 1: It's unsustainable, right, it's untenable. Um, And so pointing that 462 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,080 Speaker 1: out and this is like a big thing. This is terrible. 463 00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:00,760 Speaker 1: How did you do? That's like he are demanding a 464 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,480 Speaker 1: sugar rush, and they're demanding you know, it doesn't matter 465 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:06,320 Speaker 1: whether you're being accurate. They just want to hear ra 466 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:10,720 Speaker 1: Ra hometown, team ra Ra hometown. That's a dead end street. Though, 467 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:13,240 Speaker 1: I'm telling you it's a dead end street. Everyone knows. 468 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:15,680 Speaker 1: I don't know. This is bolton board material. Kylin Murray 469 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:20,720 Speaker 1: is four and two. Arizona is in great spot to Yes, yes, no, 470 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,960 Speaker 1: that I didn't think about that. I thought about like 471 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,760 Speaker 1: some like the owner of the Arizona Cardinals, you know, 472 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:28,760 Speaker 1: getting up an old guy reading the newspaper with this 473 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:32,280 Speaker 1: cup of coffee and a bagel and reading this and 474 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:39,720 Speaker 1: you know, regurgitating. I wish they had done the rant. 475 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:43,760 Speaker 1: One of my great Arizona Cardinal rants was when Cliff 476 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:49,360 Speaker 1: Kingsbury put the social media breaks in during during meetings. Oh, 477 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,360 Speaker 1: I did some of my greatest work, but that did 478 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:54,320 Speaker 1: not Unfortunately, that was not fit to print. I could 479 00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:58,000 Speaker 1: not persuade the the hacks at the Arizona Republic to 480 00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:01,840 Speaker 1: put that in unfortunately, so I'm in a weird and 481 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:06,000 Speaker 1: odd way for to end. I think the perfect nightmare 482 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,720 Speaker 1: scenario for you in the super Bowl would be Deshaun 483 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:12,560 Speaker 1: Watson and Kyler Murray Houston Arizona on the Super Bowl. 484 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,240 Speaker 1: That would be a hell of a year to like that. 485 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,200 Speaker 1: That would be impressive. Yes, especially considering Houston's one in 486 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:21,240 Speaker 1: five to start the year, that would be outstanding. Yes, 487 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:26,040 Speaker 1: that would be great. Good luck on that. This tops 488 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,679 Speaker 1: the gall bladder, This tops biting your tongue after you 489 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:33,000 Speaker 1: burn pizza. What about the ships? What about the ships? 490 00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,760 Speaker 1: Stop the ships? I had the ships since I had 491 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,720 Speaker 1: my gall bladder taken out. We're coming up after the 492 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:40,640 Speaker 1: anniversary show of my gall bladder being taken out, which 493 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,199 Speaker 1: is coming up November three, which I believe there's something 494 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:47,240 Speaker 1: else going on that's slight more importance. But what am 495 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:50,200 Speaker 1: I to say? For me, that's the most important thing. 496 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:54,920 Speaker 1: But but yeah, this is over under one and a 497 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,639 Speaker 1: half more articles written about you before the end of 498 00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:01,280 Speaker 1: the year. Oh of if I just do rants about 499 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,880 Speaker 1: the Arizona Cardinals. I guess that's I'll take the over. 500 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:08,800 Speaker 1: How wh what do we got? It's football season? Yeah, yeah, 501 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:11,160 Speaker 1: I did anybody in Houston right when I was ripping 502 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:12,720 Speaker 1: the Astros. I don't know if anybody wrote a story 503 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,359 Speaker 1: about that in Houston. I know some Houston media guys 504 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,800 Speaker 1: were upset with me one and I'll take the over 505 00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:20,680 Speaker 1: on that. I think I'm I'm good for at least 506 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,280 Speaker 1: one more, and I think I can you know my 507 00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:24,280 Speaker 1: day of reckoning. I think I can get another one, okay, 508 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:27,480 Speaker 1: because you only get Arizona one more time in prime time. 509 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:31,280 Speaker 1: So that's that's why I'm asking, because typically monologues on 510 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,120 Speaker 1: Sundays to money. I could see I could see Tampa 511 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,280 Speaker 1: doing something, you know, I take a shot at Brady. 512 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:39,600 Speaker 1: I could see somebody in Tampa. But I only do 513 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,119 Speaker 1: this if they deserve it. Gist. I want you to 514 00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,399 Speaker 1: know I'm fair and balanced. So I get I'm not. 515 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,480 Speaker 1: I'm not down there. I'm like, I'm not like a 516 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:48,840 Speaker 1: snake in the grass just waiting to eviserate. I'm not. 517 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:52,680 Speaker 1: I get that. Yeah, I get that. I'm just I'm 518 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:55,960 Speaker 1: curious of where this goes because it's not like you're, 519 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:59,520 Speaker 1: like you said, your your audience, it has a specific 520 00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:03,000 Speaker 1: leap pattern or lack of sleep pattern. So someone was 521 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:08,000 Speaker 1: obviously monitoring you or the show at that time. Well, 522 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,080 Speaker 1: one of the cool things I've noticed here is that, 523 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,639 Speaker 1: you know, people say, I love the Christian what are 524 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,359 Speaker 1: you doing overnight show? No one's up at four in 525 00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:17,159 Speaker 1: the morning. And it's true, most people aren't up at 526 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,720 Speaker 1: four in the morning. I get that. But now the 527 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:23,680 Speaker 1: great equalizer has been the fact that we're doing these 528 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:28,080 Speaker 1: videos online and and so that that really is the 529 00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:31,359 Speaker 1: equalizer now because now it's not just an overnight show. 530 00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:34,679 Speaker 1: Now we've got our boomerang out and we've got our 531 00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:39,160 Speaker 1: catapult and our crossbow and our mullet uh and or 532 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:41,719 Speaker 1: musket or whatever, and we're just we're shooting bombs during 533 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,080 Speaker 1: the day. It would be kind of we did have 534 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:48,680 Speaker 1: a mullet, wouldn't mind a mullet at all, man, that 535 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:52,440 Speaker 1: would be good. But but so like before being the 536 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:55,680 Speaker 1: overnight guy, the way it works the pecking order, you're 537 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,160 Speaker 1: holding the butter knife. You're holding the butter knife when 538 00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:01,440 Speaker 1: you're doing the overnight show. But because of social media 539 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,720 Speaker 1: and the Internet and these videos that we've been doing 540 00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:07,680 Speaker 1: for the I T Department, um for Elijah and those guys. 541 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,240 Speaker 1: Now instead of holding a butter knife, we're holding a 542 00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:12,360 Speaker 1: machete and every once in a while we get to 543 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:14,880 Speaker 1: hold the Samurai sword. So it's it's we've gone up. 544 00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:16,760 Speaker 1: We're no longer just holding the butter and we got 545 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:19,560 Speaker 1: the machete and occasionally the samurai the Samurai swords. So 546 00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:23,080 Speaker 1: that's cool, that's neat. We're swashbuckling, right, We're going through 547 00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:26,280 Speaker 1: the machete, we're walking through the Amazon and we're chopping 548 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:31,320 Speaker 1: down trees and yeah, you were, you were getting decimated 549 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:34,520 Speaker 1: on social media on that, on that, Oh, I know, 550 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,920 Speaker 1: it's great, A right, I love it, man, It's it's 551 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:41,720 Speaker 1: it's I I this stupid pity. I know a lot 552 00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:44,240 Speaker 1: of it's like algorithms and and all that, but I 553 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,040 Speaker 1: think it's pretty funny that people who are just uneducated 554 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:50,520 Speaker 1: rubes do that. If it was they don't even they 555 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:54,200 Speaker 1: don't even realize that, they don't even realize that. Every 556 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,680 Speaker 1: one of those I laugh when I see this. Yeah, 557 00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,040 Speaker 1: if it was my quarterback, I would be piste off 558 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,719 Speaker 1: and he was missing white open guys they put up 559 00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:03,600 Speaker 1: thirty eight points on Dallas. They should have blown them 560 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:06,880 Speaker 1: up by fifth or your forty at least. Yeah, it 561 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:09,720 Speaker 1: was twenty four of those thirty eight points where the 562 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:15,960 Speaker 1: direct result of of mistakes by the cowboyssections fumbles the 563 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,200 Speaker 1: game out with like a sixty year run. Yeah exactly. 564 00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:20,880 Speaker 1: That was where you're just trying to run out the 565 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:25,040 Speaker 1: clock and the defense laid up. And yeah. So really, 566 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:27,000 Speaker 1: if you do the math on this, twenty four points 567 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,200 Speaker 1: off turnovers. So the Arizona offense without the assist of 568 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:34,760 Speaker 1: the Cowboys generated fourteen points. Yeah. And and one of those, uh, 569 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:38,200 Speaker 1: they was that Kenyan Drake touchdown. Was that after a 570 00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,720 Speaker 1: turnover or was that? I don't think that was after 571 00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:43,800 Speaker 1: a turnover. No, it was after a touchdown, the touchdown 572 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:46,280 Speaker 1: from Dallas, So that doesn't even count. So really only 573 00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:49,600 Speaker 1: one touchdown the Arizona offense generated. It was not either 574 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:53,440 Speaker 1: off an interception, fumble or just the Cowboy defense not 575 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,560 Speaker 1: even trying. So I'm gonna like them in the World 576 00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:59,840 Speaker 1: Wild Card Game anyway, So good luck there right now. 577 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,800 Speaker 1: Dont think they're a payoff teams, so you're you're screwed. Uh, 578 00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:05,440 Speaker 1: what's what I say? It's weeks six. It gives a ship. 579 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:11,040 Speaker 1: I give a ship. I care, am I not my 580 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,480 Speaker 1: chop deliver here my minced meat. No, but it's it's 581 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,560 Speaker 1: week six, so he cares about if the playoffs started today, 582 00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:19,920 Speaker 1: there four and two. I care. I look at that 583 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,920 Speaker 1: every week. You don't look at the playoff matchups and 584 00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:23,840 Speaker 1: if we're gonna have you have some good matchups. There 585 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,320 Speaker 1: was only one by now that that's a big thing, right, 586 00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,280 Speaker 1: the only one team gets to buy that's big. But 587 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,720 Speaker 1: part of it's because the NFC East just sucks. Since 588 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:34,000 Speaker 1: I'm not worried about like playoff position. Actually, Arizona, excuse me, 589 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,440 Speaker 1: they are. They are in the playoffs Arizona because they 590 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:38,720 Speaker 1: have that those extra teams in there, so they are in. Yeah, 591 00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:41,840 Speaker 1: that's right. I realized that the win over the Cowboys 592 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:46,560 Speaker 1: catapulted them in. Yeah, very very excited. I'm looking at 593 00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:50,480 Speaker 1: the playoff matchups as of right now. Would be if 594 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:54,320 Speaker 1: we started today. If we started today, you have the 595 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,400 Speaker 1: Rams and the Bears, who play Monday night would be 596 00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:01,720 Speaker 1: a playoff game right now. Arrow Zona would play Tampa, 597 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:06,000 Speaker 1: Green Bay would play Dallas. That subject to the outcome 598 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,880 Speaker 1: of that Thursday night game. As we're doing this. We 599 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,560 Speaker 1: don't know the outcome of the Thursday night game. And 600 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:13,440 Speaker 1: then the a f C would have Indianapolis Tennessee, Cleveland 601 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:17,480 Speaker 1: would be at Kansas City, and Baltimore at Buffalo. That 602 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:19,760 Speaker 1: would be good. That would guarantee if see, that would 603 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:22,960 Speaker 1: suck because that would guarantee either Lamar Jackson or uh 604 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:28,840 Speaker 1: the the Bills alan win a game in the in 605 00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:33,360 Speaker 1: the playoffs. So Josh Allen or Lamar Jackson would be 606 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:39,360 Speaker 1: guaranteed a playoff win. Yeah, alright, not moving on. Guess 607 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:43,920 Speaker 1: I'm moving on. We have no breaks, no breaks, no 608 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,200 Speaker 1: days off, no segments off, none of that. So that 609 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:50,280 Speaker 1: the other night this is breaks b R E A 610 00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:55,200 Speaker 1: K S right, not b R A K E S. Yes, yes, exactly. 611 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,520 Speaker 1: I don't like the car. This is so the other night. 612 00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:01,040 Speaker 1: If you listen to the radio show The Hiccups, all 613 00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:04,880 Speaker 1: of a sudden, you you probably heard this. So we 614 00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:08,600 Speaker 1: had some more radio drama on the overnight. Now you 615 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,560 Speaker 1: usually this involves gascon not knowing how to screen calls 616 00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:12,880 Speaker 1: or not knowing how to put calls in the air. 617 00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:14,640 Speaker 1: But this time, the other night, I was putting the 618 00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,760 Speaker 1: finishing touches on a Marconi worthy amount of monologue, and 619 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,800 Speaker 1: as I'm winding down the monologue, I give out the number. 620 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,320 Speaker 1: I usually do that at the end of the monologue 621 00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,920 Speaker 1: and say, you know, send us messages, you know, come on, 622 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:28,120 Speaker 1: militia whatever, rah ra, do the old battle cry. So 623 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:31,520 Speaker 1: I did that, give out the number. And I was 624 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,800 Speaker 1: about to do my tease. I like to tease something 625 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,400 Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk about later in the hour. You tease 626 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:40,840 Speaker 1: to please, right, tease, you gotta please. And so then 627 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:47,000 Speaker 1: this voice pops up in my headphones. Don't break, keep going. 628 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:52,320 Speaker 1: It's the voice of God. No, it's Cooper Loop telling 629 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:56,080 Speaker 1: me not to break. So obviously something is going on. 630 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:57,640 Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on at this point, so 631 00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,720 Speaker 1: I start rambling. I you know, I was kind of 632 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:03,840 Speaker 1: ready to wind down, and I start to rambling about jibbers. 633 00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:07,479 Speaker 1: I think I read some comments on Twitter. UM. And 634 00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:10,520 Speaker 1: so keep in mind, I'm in the remote FSR studios 635 00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,799 Speaker 1: at the Mallard Mansion, so I'm totally in the dark 636 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:16,560 Speaker 1: on what's going on. Totally I don't know what's going on. UM, 637 00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:19,799 Speaker 1: but I gotta kill time because you know, that's the deal. 638 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:23,240 Speaker 1: We're doing commercial free radio. UM. And it turns out 639 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:28,880 Speaker 1: that the main computer system that are engineers such as Roberto, 640 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:32,120 Speaker 1: use to play all of the sound effects, the music, 641 00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:36,400 Speaker 1: and most importantly the spots a k a. The commercials. 642 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,160 Speaker 1: You know why they're called spots, by the way, guest, 643 00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:40,120 Speaker 1: And you know where they call commercial spots and radio 644 00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:42,960 Speaker 1: I do not because in the old days, when we 645 00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:46,239 Speaker 1: used carts, there would be a little they would be 646 00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:49,960 Speaker 1: color coded by a numbered, but they'd be color coded 647 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:53,400 Speaker 1: with different colored spots, those little little dots, you know, 648 00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:56,840 Speaker 1: those little sticker dots and a little spots. So it 649 00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,480 Speaker 1: takes some you know, the green a couple of green spots, 650 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:03,120 Speaker 1: red spot, it's blue spots whatever, but their number but different. Anyway, 651 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:08,800 Speaker 1: uh so talk about a non secretary. So so anyway, 652 00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:11,839 Speaker 1: we didn't have any commercials. They didn't pooped the bed. 653 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,720 Speaker 1: And Roberto's running around like a banshee trying to figure 654 00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:17,040 Speaker 1: out what the hell is going on, and so I'm 655 00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,440 Speaker 1: I'm just talking la la la la la la la 656 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:22,279 Speaker 1: la la la la la la. And apparently he had 657 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,120 Speaker 1: to go out of that studio. He had to go 658 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,920 Speaker 1: down the hall. He had to patch some things. He 659 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,840 Speaker 1: goes down the hall, turns right then he had to 660 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,480 Speaker 1: do a left and then another turn and he walks 661 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,000 Speaker 1: down the hallway to this other room with the master 662 00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:40,120 Speaker 1: control the backup, and he was able to play some commercials. 663 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:43,600 Speaker 1: He we had no bumper music for most of that hour. 664 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,239 Speaker 1: We did it dry. We did it dry, threw to Eddie. 665 00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:48,840 Speaker 1: There was no sound effects or anything like that. It 666 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:53,879 Speaker 1: was about thirty minutes, about thirty minutes where we did 667 00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,960 Speaker 1: have some commercials because it was fired remotely. But then 668 00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:59,960 Speaker 1: the thing reset and was able to get it fixed. 669 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:03,440 Speaker 1: And it's the magic of live radio, my man. They 670 00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,360 Speaker 1: say the show must go on. You gotta keep on trucking, 671 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,319 Speaker 1: guest on, you gotta keep on trucking. That's not the 672 00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,480 Speaker 1: record Me and Looney back in the day on the Blitz. 673 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,400 Speaker 1: The system went in the toilet and circled the drain 674 00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:16,120 Speaker 1: and we ended up doing I believe the record is 675 00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:20,759 Speaker 1: forty five minutes or so of commercial free radio on 676 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:25,320 Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio, no breaks, no nothing, because everything was broken. 677 00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:28,480 Speaker 1: But how it's difficult is that it's no different from 678 00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:31,400 Speaker 1: you know, like that's doing TV right outside of just 679 00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:35,560 Speaker 1: having picture content and you can reference what do you 680 00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:37,759 Speaker 1: what do you mean? What are you talking about? Well, 681 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,680 Speaker 1: like if you're doing forty five minutes a commercial free radio. Like, 682 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:43,960 Speaker 1: how challenging is that for to you? Or no? It's not. 683 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,840 Speaker 1: If I'm no, I I don't mind. I'm not. If 684 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:48,520 Speaker 1: I'm prepared for it, I don't mind. But I'm not 685 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:51,239 Speaker 1: prepared for It's like if you say, hey, you know 686 00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:55,360 Speaker 1: do this, but then okay, well you gotta just on 687 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:58,880 Speaker 1: the fly, right adapter die, You go with the tide 688 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:02,120 Speaker 1: wherever the tide takes you, right you? You texted me 689 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:06,000 Speaker 1: parts of that story a few days ago, and as 690 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,880 Speaker 1: you texted me that story, it was like text by text. 691 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:14,000 Speaker 1: I was actually watching a YouTube video on most extreme 692 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:19,279 Speaker 1: landings at airports. I don't know why I brought that up, 693 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:22,080 Speaker 1: but it was like pretty that's that's also non sequity. 694 00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:23,799 Speaker 1: It was, but it just made me think of that, 695 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,160 Speaker 1: like how horrific that would be if you're not. Because 696 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,359 Speaker 1: you've told me you've had instances like in your younger 697 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,680 Speaker 1: days where you weren't prepared and so that's why you 698 00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:34,680 Speaker 1: over prepare. Now yes, yes, uh, the first radio show 699 00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:39,560 Speaker 1: I ever did was by myself, by myself. I've done radio, 700 00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:42,760 Speaker 1: and I had done radio with partners and in different people. 701 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:46,680 Speaker 1: The Great loose hours, last Call Lou We called them 702 00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:48,799 Speaker 1: back in the day, Lee Kleine, and a bunch of 703 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,719 Speaker 1: other people in my early days. But the first show 704 00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:55,560 Speaker 1: I did by myself was like a Saturday morning, and 705 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:59,960 Speaker 1: I had prepared and prepared and prepared, and I came 706 00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:03,560 Speaker 1: him out and I just nailed my monologue, my first 707 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,759 Speaker 1: ever Malon monologue by myself, put my big boy pants on. 708 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,440 Speaker 1: I just killed it, and I gave out the number, 709 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,239 Speaker 1: and I had prepared nothing else for the rest of 710 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:16,560 Speaker 1: the show, and uh, and I started having the flop sweat. 711 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:20,000 Speaker 1: And I put so much effort into the to the 712 00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:23,400 Speaker 1: beginning of it. I did not even didn't even go 713 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:26,600 Speaker 1: into my brain that there's like another three hours you 714 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:29,239 Speaker 1: have to fill here. So it was a problem. I 715 00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:32,280 Speaker 1: might remember. The program director that day was Bo Bennett, 716 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,600 Speaker 1: and he's in there watching, you know. He came in. 717 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:36,480 Speaker 1: Great job, man, you really did a good job of 718 00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:39,120 Speaker 1: the monologue. And I can only imagine if he kept 719 00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:41,560 Speaker 1: listening what he was thinking after that, how bad it was. 720 00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:45,120 Speaker 1: So yeah, I said, never again, never again. I go 721 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:48,640 Speaker 1: into every show not needing Eddie to say anything, Coop Roberto, 722 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:52,080 Speaker 1: not needing any callers. I always have enough material to 723 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:56,040 Speaker 1: kill the time. And that is That is my promise. 724 00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:59,000 Speaker 1: That is my promise. Yeah, you went from two pump 725 00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:01,520 Speaker 1: chump to a little d rance. That's good. I'm proud 726 00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:04,080 Speaker 1: of you. I think most people start out like that, guest, 727 00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:06,600 Speaker 1: and I think that's usually how that works, and build 728 00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:11,319 Speaker 1: up some endurance and some you know usually no, well, 729 00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:14,360 Speaker 1: maybe you haven't built up some endurance. You want to 730 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:16,200 Speaker 1: talk about that. There's a pill for that if you want, 731 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,000 Speaker 1: there is, But I don't feel like being like that 732 00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:22,879 Speaker 1: for four hours. Yeah, it's all about perseverance. Guess it's 733 00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:26,920 Speaker 1: all about perseverance. You gotta persist, you gotta right, you 734 00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,319 Speaker 1: gotta be determined. Not in this year. We don't do 735 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:32,120 Speaker 1: that anymore. Right that that's that's shamed. If you show 736 00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:35,680 Speaker 1: any kind of persistence or or a tough skin, thick skin, 737 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,640 Speaker 1: that that's that's condemned. You're supposed to give up, is 738 00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:41,480 Speaker 1: what you're supposed to do, right, You're supposed to tap out. 739 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,760 Speaker 1: That is no moss. It's never supposed to be grueling. 740 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:48,719 Speaker 1: Life is never supposed to be grueling. You cannot be 741 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:52,000 Speaker 1: stressed out at all. No, no, no no, it's roll speaking 742 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,359 Speaker 1: of being stressed out. I had some. I had some 743 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:58,120 Speaker 1: your your fanboys and Syco fans that we're actually begging 744 00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:02,680 Speaker 1: you now to barbecue Tomahawk. I really appreciate those guys 745 00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:06,880 Speaker 1: on my behalf kind of reaching out and saying it's time, 746 00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:10,520 Speaker 1: it's time. I did like the I did like the 747 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:14,000 Speaker 1: hard o move of you tweeting out steaks. What a 748 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:19,640 Speaker 1: you know, what a narcissistic, insufferable dick David Yes, cooking 749 00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:22,160 Speaker 1: for the fan parents, brother in law, anyone else that 750 00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:24,960 Speaker 1: wanted to come over. I was, I was. I was 751 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:28,160 Speaker 1: meriting the steaks differently, and then I did scalops along 752 00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:30,840 Speaker 1: the way. It's a little surfing turf action, and I was. 753 00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:34,520 Speaker 1: I was happy about the performance. Yeah, I don't like 754 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:38,279 Speaker 1: the surfing turf. I'm not a fan. You don't like scalops. No, 755 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:40,720 Speaker 1: I don't like shrimp. I don't like I don't like fish. 756 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,080 Speaker 1: I don't I'm not a fish guy. The only fish 757 00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:46,120 Speaker 1: I eat is beer battered beer battered. Well. I used 758 00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:47,360 Speaker 1: to eat too I was a kid, but that. I 759 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,080 Speaker 1: don't even like tuna because my mom fed it to 760 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,960 Speaker 1: me every other day when I was in elementary school. 761 00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:53,880 Speaker 1: My stupid metal lunch boxes eat peanut butter and jelly, 762 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,080 Speaker 1: which I still like. I just I don't need it 763 00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,680 Speaker 1: much anymore as an adult. And then it was it 764 00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:02,360 Speaker 1: was tuna fish dangwich. I don't warm warm tuna exactly 765 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,000 Speaker 1: because by you know, my mom may she rested peace. 766 00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:07,759 Speaker 1: She did not quite realize she put a little ice 767 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:10,120 Speaker 1: pack in there. But by the time the ice pack 768 00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:13,600 Speaker 1: those in those early ice packs, it didn't last. You 769 00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:15,560 Speaker 1: drop your kid off at school at seven thirty in 770 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,960 Speaker 1: the morning, and you have lunch at twelve thirty, and 771 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,279 Speaker 1: that thing is is you know, and you usually they'd 772 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,600 Speaker 1: have us put our lunch boxes like outside back in 773 00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:26,279 Speaker 1: the old days, outside the classroom. Just put your lunch 774 00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:30,400 Speaker 1: boxes out there because nobody stole anything. And uh yeah, 775 00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:33,160 Speaker 1: it's really great. How that you eat a warm tuna 776 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:35,440 Speaker 1: fish sandwich. The way the mayonnaise kind of works in 777 00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:37,720 Speaker 1: with the tuna fish and the smell. It's just great, 778 00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:41,839 Speaker 1: just wonderful. Can we get to some of the pop quiz. Yes, 779 00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:46,080 Speaker 1: let's do a few pop quiz because your actual questions 780 00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:48,279 Speaker 1: from actual well not these are things I found on 781 00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,040 Speaker 1: the internet. These are not actual questions for actual people, 782 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:53,080 Speaker 1: all right, and you can play along you can play along. 783 00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:57,560 Speaker 1: So thirteen you're listening. Thirteen percent of people seeking a 784 00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:06,200 Speaker 1: divorce cited this as the reason. No, Uh, their partner 785 00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:10,920 Speaker 1: doesn't text enough? Is that allowed? Is that a reason 786 00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:14,440 Speaker 1: not to be married anymore? That your partner does not text? 787 00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,000 Speaker 1: Not anymore? I mean you're stuck in doors of that 788 00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:22,480 Speaker 1: person now? Or are you stuck indoors? Who knows? In California? 789 00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:25,360 Speaker 1: You are with the monarchy in California. But it's possible 790 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:28,680 Speaker 1: in Michigan. Yeah, well Michigan. But if you blow the 791 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:32,040 Speaker 1: Mason Dixon line, you're not right. That's true alright. A 792 00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:35,000 Speaker 1: recent survey says, and this is upsetting to me, A 793 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:38,160 Speaker 1: recent survey says, you will find this inside the refrigerator 794 00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:48,279 Speaker 1: and of homes in America right now. Um, I can't ranch? Yes? 795 00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:52,640 Speaker 1: How horrible is that? How sad? For what a sad 796 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,360 Speaker 1: I think snapshot of American I think I saw you 797 00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:59,239 Speaker 1: earlier in the week twitting out one of your listeners 798 00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:02,680 Speaker 1: that was eating a Ben Mallard sandwich with ranch all 799 00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:06,800 Speaker 1: over it. Right, Uh, no, that was not ranch. Again, 800 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:10,520 Speaker 1: you're not good at this. That's a bad job by you. 801 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,839 Speaker 1: You look at that photo closer, Okay, because can you 802 00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:15,239 Speaker 1: you can you put it up there? That's that from 803 00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:18,600 Speaker 1: the sports Book Bar and Grill in Denver, right, there's 804 00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:21,440 Speaker 1: two locations, by the way, do you know there's two locations. 805 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:26,000 Speaker 1: There's two locations. There's two locations. Yeah, exactly. Anyway, so 806 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:28,359 Speaker 1: the sports Book Bar and Grill, and you you look 807 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:31,080 Speaker 1: there at the menu. Now that what you're looking at here, 808 00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:37,680 Speaker 1: guesscan is the most perfect chicken sandwich you can possibly have, 809 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:41,359 Speaker 1: the most perfect chicken sandwich you can possibly have. Uh, 810 00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:44,759 Speaker 1: that is perfection, is what it is. And that is 811 00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:48,399 Speaker 1: not ranch dressing. Let me be very very clear here. 812 00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:51,840 Speaker 1: This is not ranch dressing. Uh that you want to 813 00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:55,600 Speaker 1: take a guess what that is on top there? Boy? Yes, 814 00:43:56,320 --> 00:44:00,520 Speaker 1: that is correct. So then here's my question. Is looking 815 00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,000 Speaker 1: at the time stamp of when that tweet was sent 816 00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:06,600 Speaker 1: to you, that is the Mallard Buffalo chicken sandwich. Why 817 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:10,120 Speaker 1: did why did you not cuts him out for sending 818 00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:14,560 Speaker 1: you food porn because my name's on it? Dummy? Why 819 00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:17,200 Speaker 1: would I curse somebody out when they it's a sandwich 820 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:21,120 Speaker 1: with my name on it? Because there's a beer? Yeah, 821 00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:25,360 Speaker 1: just perfect. Listen, that is a fried chicken breast tossed 822 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:28,760 Speaker 1: in hot sauce with blue cheese dressing, lettuce and tomato, 823 00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:32,239 Speaker 1: big a side of fried that's a that's a wonderful 824 00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:36,360 Speaker 1: sandwich right there, and uh it's it's great and that 825 00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:38,160 Speaker 1: they have a lot of good stuff on the menu there, 826 00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:40,919 Speaker 1: But I think the Mallard sandwich, the Mallard buffalo chicken 827 00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:42,680 Speaker 1: sandwich is by far the best thing on the menu 828 00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:47,040 Speaker 1: that can get tater tots, onion rings, all the proper 829 00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:51,320 Speaker 1: all the proper sides there. I'm gonna go to Denver 830 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:54,520 Speaker 1: just to eat at that local. There's two. There's one 831 00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:58,000 Speaker 1: in uh eat actual Denver proper and then the original 832 00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:00,400 Speaker 1: one is in Greenwood Village, Colorado, which obviously in the 833 00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:05,160 Speaker 1: same area there in Denver. Yeah, so all right, let's 834 00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:08,400 Speaker 1: see one in five single people will use this picture 835 00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:11,640 Speaker 1: as one of their online dating profile pictures. What is it? 836 00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:17,120 Speaker 1: A business head shot? No Halloween costume? That's fucking lamb. 837 00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:21,440 Speaker 1: Why is it lame? I disagree with you? Maybe tell 838 00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,520 Speaker 1: you something my wife when I met her, I met 839 00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:25,840 Speaker 1: her first started in I met her online, and she 840 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:29,480 Speaker 1: had a photo. Women's Halloween costumes are very sexy, a 841 00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:33,240 Speaker 1: little bit different, That's what I'm saying. No by women 842 00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:35,680 Speaker 1: put on Halloween costumes, are you know, showing off with 843 00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:38,680 Speaker 1: their mama gave them? You know not not not shameful 844 00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:40,960 Speaker 1: about that? All right? Uh? Sale nor suldn't they be? 845 00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:45,200 Speaker 1: Sales of this item are up over two this year. 846 00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:53,080 Speaker 1: What is toilet paper? Now? This one's odd? Pinball machines? Yeah, 847 00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:56,520 Speaker 1: it's just like w NBA ratings going up because three 848 00:45:56,600 --> 00:46:00,120 Speaker 1: more people watched. Is that? Is it the same same concert? Up? 849 00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:04,279 Speaker 1: Is it? I don't know? Thank you? Yes, all right. 850 00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:09,239 Speaker 1: A News survey says more than Americans have no idea 851 00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:12,480 Speaker 1: how to do this with their car or truck. What 852 00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:15,920 Speaker 1: is it? I would say, either change the tire or 853 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:22,839 Speaker 1: change the oil. No, jump start the car. Yeah, that's 854 00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:26,160 Speaker 1: pretty easy. Like I'm old though I learned how to 855 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,400 Speaker 1: do that. I mean when I learned how drive, Like 856 00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:30,480 Speaker 1: my mom and dad were like, you have to learn 857 00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,640 Speaker 1: how to change a tire and you have to learn 858 00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:35,319 Speaker 1: how to jump start the car. But that was back 859 00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:37,960 Speaker 1: before we had apps. Were at a moment's notice, the 860 00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:40,160 Speaker 1: you know, the tow truck will show up at your 861 00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:43,759 Speaker 1: doorstep and the auto club but whatever you use. So 862 00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:46,080 Speaker 1: do you know how to jump start a car? Guess? 863 00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:49,120 Speaker 1: Have you ever jump started a car? I have, Yes, 864 00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:52,560 Speaker 1: I've I have. Also, I think there's you can. There's 865 00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:56,360 Speaker 1: nothing scarier though, than trying to change a tire on 866 00:46:56,400 --> 00:47:01,040 Speaker 1: the shoulder of a frua. That ship is fucking scary. Yeah. 867 00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:03,320 Speaker 1: I did that one time in San Diego. I was driving. 868 00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:06,720 Speaker 1: I was working in San Diego and my my tire, 869 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:11,200 Speaker 1: the I think it was the back rear tire blew 870 00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:14,960 Speaker 1: out on the eight I was the eight oh five 871 00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:18,279 Speaker 1: and anyway, I got I pull over and yeah, the 872 00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,120 Speaker 1: cars were zooming by, and I'm like, all right, I 873 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:22,680 Speaker 1: gotta change this tire, and like, I'm not changing the tire. 874 00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:25,680 Speaker 1: I tried, and I just I waited for a tow truck. 875 00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:27,279 Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not gonna do it with the driver 876 00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:32,680 Speaker 1: driver's side. I assume, uh, yeah, it must have been driving. 877 00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:34,320 Speaker 1: I thought it was the background. I don't remember. I 878 00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:36,960 Speaker 1: must it was close enough to the highway where I was. 879 00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:40,919 Speaker 1: I had the heebie geebs, so I don't actually remember which. 880 00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:42,960 Speaker 1: I might have been the back rear tire, but it 881 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,200 Speaker 1: was just you know, there's no room there on the 882 00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:47,560 Speaker 1: side of the road. You're like, right, the cars. All 883 00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:49,880 Speaker 1: it takes is one jackass, one donkey to hit you 884 00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,759 Speaker 1: and your boom. You're done, lights out, all right. A 885 00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:56,560 Speaker 1: new survey says more than of Americans have no idea. 886 00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:59,560 Speaker 1: We just did that one nearly here we go nearly 887 00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:04,200 Speaker 1: twenty saying, her parents say they've saved at least one 888 00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:07,200 Speaker 1: of these from their kid. When your child was a 889 00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:14,080 Speaker 1: baby teeth no a bib? Oh did your parents save 890 00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:16,440 Speaker 1: a little guest? Gone bibe? I don't think so. No. 891 00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:20,239 Speaker 1: I was a fucking mess, though. Well, isn't every kid 892 00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:24,000 Speaker 1: a fucking mess when they're little kids? My sisters weren't. 893 00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:29,040 Speaker 1: I was, huh? I mean my mom saved everything, man, 894 00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:33,000 Speaker 1: she kept everything. Yeah, when it comes to you know, 895 00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:37,200 Speaker 1: she loved their kids so much. Everything baby, book, teeth, hair, 896 00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:41,480 Speaker 1: your name, a trophy, trophies. Yeah, all right. Calling to 897 00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:45,320 Speaker 1: a recent survey, what is the one thing people judge 898 00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:52,120 Speaker 1: about your home? Your bathroom, or your kitchen, No, no 899 00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:57,359 Speaker 1: kicking another guess your entertainment center, dude. Due, Now that's 900 00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:59,719 Speaker 1: what West of the four or five people do. See. 901 00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:01,800 Speaker 1: This is the difference. This is the dichotomy. West of 902 00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:03,480 Speaker 1: the four or five is guests gun the rest of 903 00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:07,520 Speaker 1: us simpletons, the rest of his simpletons. Don't believe. No, 904 00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:10,919 Speaker 1: I'm a bathroom and kitchen guy. That's what I was asking. No. No, 905 00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:13,560 Speaker 1: the number one thing people judge your home on when 906 00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:18,480 Speaker 1: you go to somebody else's home is the smells. Smell. Yeah, 907 00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:22,400 Speaker 1: the smell. Does it smell good? So for you you 908 00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:24,920 Speaker 1: should light like a vanilla candle or something so it 909 00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:27,520 Speaker 1: smells good, guest gun rather than your flatulence. I got 910 00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:30,920 Speaker 1: the those humidifiers and I put like the little you know, 911 00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:34,719 Speaker 1: like the little fragrance drops in there. It's usually good. 912 00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:37,759 Speaker 1: They are they fruity? No, Like there's one that's like 913 00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:43,080 Speaker 1: coated for like alert alarm immunity. Um, let's say you 914 00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,000 Speaker 1: put them in the water and yeah, it kind of 915 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,480 Speaker 1: livens up the room, but doesn't have like some kind 916 00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:53,080 Speaker 1: of pungent or the stink tasteful smell to it. No, alright, 917 00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,520 Speaker 1: people who do this at least ten times a month 918 00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:59,239 Speaker 1: say they experienced withdrawal symptoms if their routine is stopped. 919 00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:06,800 Speaker 1: What is it drinking? No, No, it's not drinking or 920 00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:13,720 Speaker 1: drugs tanning? Who would tan ten times a month? Doesn't 921 00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:16,279 Speaker 1: that seem a little excessive? Yeah, but we go Am 922 00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:17,560 Speaker 1: I wrong? I don't know that I don't know the 923 00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:21,520 Speaker 1: tanning game, but that seems a little, a little excessive 924 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:22,920 Speaker 1: to Yeah, we've got a lot of people at tan 925 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:26,799 Speaker 1: out here though you live in California. Why the funk 926 00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,279 Speaker 1: would you need to tan? Because people, you know how 927 00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:32,000 Speaker 1: it is. It's instant gratification like it is for Facebook 928 00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:34,479 Speaker 1: or Twitter or anything else. They people want to quick, 929 00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:37,480 Speaker 1: they don't want to wait. Now I'm gonna ask you, 930 00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:39,920 Speaker 1: and this is a very important question. All right. If 931 00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:42,040 Speaker 1: you don't get this right, I'm gonna slap you around. 932 00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:48,920 Speaker 1: Don't be a slaptic Greatest sun tan story in sports history, 933 00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:55,080 Speaker 1: all right, guest, gun, here we go. This involves tanning. 934 00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:59,920 Speaker 1: Greatest sports story involving tann Do you have the answer? Oh, fun, 935 00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,600 Speaker 1: you don't have the answer, and I have on the 936 00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:06,120 Speaker 1: tip of my tongue too. That's right, I don't believe you. 937 00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:10,200 Speaker 1: Goes back to the year twenty two, early days of 938 00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:15,080 Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio, and a Baltimore Oriole outfielder not more 939 00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:19,960 Speaker 1: known as a Minnesota twin, Marty Cordova, was injured, got 940 00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:25,640 Speaker 1: a severe sunburn. He fell asleep in a tanning bed. Yeah, 941 00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:27,640 Speaker 1: and he had to direct he had to Doctors told 942 00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:31,520 Speaker 1: him to avoid direct sunlight, and so he was benched. 943 00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:34,359 Speaker 1: He couldn't play for several games. They didn't put him 944 00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:36,120 Speaker 1: on the on the injured list, but or the disabled 945 00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:37,799 Speaker 1: list as they called it then. But Marty cord Over 946 00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:42,320 Speaker 1: missed multiple games because of a sunburn from falling asleep 947 00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:45,239 Speaker 1: in a tanning bed. There you go, that's pretty good. 948 00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:47,879 Speaker 1: I don't remember that story. It's a good story, man, 949 00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:50,040 Speaker 1: that's I can't believe it's been eighteen years. Man, we 950 00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:52,080 Speaker 1: had so much fun with that. I was doing Ben 951 00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:54,120 Speaker 1: Mallard dot com at that time, and we had a 952 00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:57,000 Speaker 1: We had a lot of traction. People love that story. 953 00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,600 Speaker 1: They couldn't get enough of it. All Right, if you 954 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,360 Speaker 1: if you, if you rent Ben Mallard dot com today, 955 00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:02,920 Speaker 1: do you think it would be better than it was 956 00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:08,000 Speaker 1: back in the day. Um, it would be different. I 957 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:11,360 Speaker 1: think it would be good. Um, I have confidence I 958 00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:16,080 Speaker 1: could find fine. So there's there's more content out there, 959 00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:23,319 Speaker 1: but it's more spread out, so it's different. Bed. If 960 00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:26,319 Speaker 1: somebody wants to bring back Ben mallet dot com, my 961 00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:32,240 Speaker 1: ears are open. Everyone's got their price. Everyone's got their price. 962 00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:35,200 Speaker 1: You know that the price is right. Let's make a deal. 963 00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:37,879 Speaker 1: I'd be willing to do it, and I'd be all 964 00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:42,400 Speaker 1: about it. Remember one of my my buddies who's a 965 00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:45,480 Speaker 1: basketball writer and was a huge fan of Ben Mallet 966 00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:49,239 Speaker 1: dot com love the website, and uh, he would come 967 00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:53,520 Speaker 1: up to me and destroy me about how I I 968 00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:57,600 Speaker 1: fucked up because at that time it was like, uh, 969 00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:00,640 Speaker 1: dead Spin was big, and there were a couple of 970 00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:02,520 Speaker 1: other sides, and all these other sites that were my 971 00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:06,600 Speaker 1: contemporaries all sold and got these huge deals, these shoes revenue, 972 00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:09,200 Speaker 1: like the Big Lead and all that monitor, you know, 973 00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:12,080 Speaker 1: and I never did, Like I had partnerships with Fox 974 00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:15,000 Speaker 1: sports dot com and Yahoo, but I never really I 975 00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:18,040 Speaker 1: never sold it the proprietory rights to it. I never 976 00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:20,359 Speaker 1: really made any real money on it. And the guy 977 00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:23,640 Speaker 1: you would bust my balls about how I didn't monetize that, 978 00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:25,720 Speaker 1: and he's right, I I don't know what's said it. 979 00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:28,799 Speaker 1: He's correct. Yeah, that's all. It's kind of curious if 980 00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:31,480 Speaker 1: your if your stuff would would play out now. And 981 00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:33,839 Speaker 1: I think because I think the key thing to this 982 00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:35,879 Speaker 1: and and it's kind of like with Ben Mallay dot com, 983 00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:39,440 Speaker 1: it's it's making it's finding a problem and creating solution. 984 00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:42,320 Speaker 1: There's so many things out there on Twitter and social 985 00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:46,760 Speaker 1: media and websites. Like people who have lives, like real jobs, 986 00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:49,640 Speaker 1: don't have time to go through that all that content 987 00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:54,400 Speaker 1: to mind what's good And so as you cultivate content 988 00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:58,520 Speaker 1: and you put it together, it's you're making it easier 989 00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:01,440 Speaker 1: on people. That's true. So people would absolutely love it 990 00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:03,480 Speaker 1: because instead of reading, you know, trying to scan around 991 00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:06,600 Speaker 1: for seven million different places to find you know, what, 992 00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:08,320 Speaker 1: what the news is, you just go to one place 993 00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:13,879 Speaker 1: and it's all it's all piled up for all. Right. 994 00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:16,799 Speaker 1: I think we've done this one before, but if time 995 00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:20,360 Speaker 1: travel were possible, fifty of us would change this about 996 00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:22,520 Speaker 1: our lives. You remember what this is, guest. I think 997 00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:27,760 Speaker 1: we've used this one before. Who we dated? Not changing 998 00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:33,520 Speaker 1: your college major? Noah, al right, About seventy two of 999 00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:37,520 Speaker 1: Americans live within an hour of blank. They're we'll live 1000 00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:45,080 Speaker 1: an hour h within their parents. Yes, I do. Shout 1001 00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:47,960 Speaker 1: out to my brothers who lived thousands of miles away 1002 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:51,920 Speaker 1: from our our only living parents, my father. Well today 1003 00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:53,759 Speaker 1: it's an hour. Today it's an hour, but tomorrow it 1004 00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:56,160 Speaker 1: could be two or three hours. Well, that's true. Well, 1005 00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:58,320 Speaker 1: if I go, if I go like four in the morning, 1006 00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:01,400 Speaker 1: it's it's an hour. But if I go an yeah, 1007 00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:04,959 Speaker 1: uh you live, you live within an hour of your 1008 00:55:05,239 --> 00:55:08,359 Speaker 1: your parents. Yes, my grandmother, um, well one of them, 1009 00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:11,840 Speaker 1: she's the only one that's still alive. Um. But my 1010 00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:16,680 Speaker 1: sisters are all out and who else. Most of my 1011 00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:20,319 Speaker 1: other family that has all been from l A. They've 1012 00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:25,840 Speaker 1: all dispersed, like in the Utah, Idaho, Arizona, Florida. Like 1013 00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:30,040 Speaker 1: everyone's like gotten the funk out of California. Good for them. 1014 00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:33,000 Speaker 1: My cousins who I grew up with part of the time, 1015 00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:34,799 Speaker 1: they moved around a lot, but I lived with him 1016 00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:37,759 Speaker 1: when I was a little they are I've got relatives 1017 00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:44,839 Speaker 1: in Arizona, Colorado, Florida, Texas, Connecticut. They've moved all over 1018 00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:49,239 Speaker 1: the country, well Connecticut, over the country by Connecticut. Uh 1019 00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:51,680 Speaker 1: well that is because they when they were kids, they 1020 00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:55,640 Speaker 1: lived in New York. They lived in Westchester County, and 1021 00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:59,640 Speaker 1: so that cousin moved back there because she likes she 1022 00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:01,680 Speaker 1: liked living in that area. But she just moved over 1023 00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:06,560 Speaker 1: to Connecticut. And uh yeah, so what's that famous story 1024 00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:09,839 Speaker 1: in Westchester County? What am I thinking of? They made 1025 00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:14,799 Speaker 1: a God, I'm having a mental block here. Not the 1026 00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:18,000 Speaker 1: headless Horseman, but something like that. I don't remember, but 1027 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,520 Speaker 1: there's some famous story. There's a bridge and all that, 1028 00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:23,239 Speaker 1: and I they lived right near there. They they lived 1029 00:56:23,239 --> 00:56:28,040 Speaker 1: in Terrytown, which is north think the Nicks used to train. 1030 00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:29,279 Speaker 1: I don't know if they still do. They used to 1031 00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:31,799 Speaker 1: train in Terrytown. Do you and do you go out 1032 00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:35,120 Speaker 1: there at all? I used to visit when I was kids. 1033 00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:37,080 Speaker 1: I mean, they don't live there, and my my aunt 1034 00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:39,839 Speaker 1: passed away and they you know, they moved all over 1035 00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:41,719 Speaker 1: the country. So yeah, but I used to go back 1036 00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:43,880 Speaker 1: there when I was a kid and go back to 1037 00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:47,480 Speaker 1: New York and hang out with them up Hollow. Is 1038 00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:49,759 Speaker 1: that what you're thinking about, Yes, Sleepy Hollow, that's it, 1039 00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:52,640 Speaker 1: thank you, Yes, Sleepy Hollow. That's what I was thinking 1040 00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:55,279 Speaker 1: about that. You guess Halloween time. Nothing wrong with that, 1041 00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:58,480 Speaker 1: full of you, full of information. That that cool area though. 1042 00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:00,440 Speaker 1: That that's the nice thing about it. As you can 1043 00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:04,439 Speaker 1: go Boston, Connecticut, New York, Philly, d C. With the train, 1044 00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:07,520 Speaker 1: Rhode Island, you name it, you know, anywhere you want there. Yeah, 1045 00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:10,680 Speaker 1: it is neat. It's it's cool. A lot different here. 1046 00:57:10,719 --> 00:57:13,799 Speaker 1: You can drive for eight hours and still be in California. 1047 00:57:14,719 --> 00:57:17,200 Speaker 1: You know, it's like, it's crazy, the state with no 1048 00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:22,800 Speaker 1: power and the state with an oligarch who's running things here. Yeah, 1049 00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:26,600 Speaker 1: it's great. Let's see here, any meany money, We'll do 1050 00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:29,760 Speaker 1: a couple more. More. People have been doing this in 1051 00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:34,760 Speaker 1: the kitchen due to the pandemic cooking well, yeah, but 1052 00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:39,720 Speaker 1: canning fruit and veggies. Yeah, no, you don't can fruit 1053 00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:43,720 Speaker 1: and veggies. Yes, you know, I freeze. It isn't that 1054 00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:45,360 Speaker 1: kind of the same thing. You're just gonna put it 1055 00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:47,000 Speaker 1: in a bag instead of a can. Yeah, But when 1056 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,240 Speaker 1: you put it in a can, don't you need to 1057 00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:51,760 Speaker 1: put preservatives in that. I have no idea. I've never 1058 00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:54,480 Speaker 1: put fruit or veggies in a can. I don't know 1059 00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:57,680 Speaker 1: how that works. I have no idea. All right, this 1060 00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:59,919 Speaker 1: is important, guest gun, because if you ever do get 1061 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:03,520 Speaker 1: married that you're gonna need this. Pent of women do 1062 00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:11,080 Speaker 1: not like being called this by their husband. Honey, No, babe, 1063 00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:17,440 Speaker 1: trop trophy wife. Boy, that's my trophy wife over there. No, 1064 00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:19,000 Speaker 1: it sounds like a hard ocindo when you do that, 1065 00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:21,840 Speaker 1: don't you He kind of sounds like I mean, but 1066 00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:24,560 Speaker 1: if it's true, though, do you see coach Oh, we 1067 00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:28,200 Speaker 1: talked about that in the ra coach. Oh is photos 1068 00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:31,240 Speaker 1: going around at him with the younger lady there. That's 1069 00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:33,920 Speaker 1: his trophy. They're not married, but that's like his trophy wife. 1070 00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:37,920 Speaker 1: You know, how old do you think she? I say, 1071 00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:41,440 Speaker 1: she's about thirty five. Yeah, it looks about thirty. But 1072 00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:46,120 Speaker 1: he's almost sixty. So yeah, that's the twenty five year 1073 00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:49,200 Speaker 1: age gap give her take. That's pretty large, right, yeah, 1074 00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:52,320 Speaker 1: I guess. So where she from anyway, I don't know 1075 00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:54,320 Speaker 1: anything about her. I just saw two photos of her, 1076 00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:56,320 Speaker 1: one in the pool and one in the bed. I 1077 00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:58,680 Speaker 1: don't know anything about her. It's gonna be looking good 1078 00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:01,320 Speaker 1: looking lady, but I don't know. Kind of reminds me 1079 00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:03,440 Speaker 1: of Cliff Kingsbury from a few years ago. I remember 1080 00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:06,120 Speaker 1: what he was doing. I guess at the pool party 1081 00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:10,680 Speaker 1: something like that. Well, the coaches, the way to get 1082 00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:13,320 Speaker 1: the beautiful young women is to be a coach. Mike Zimmer, right, 1083 00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:15,880 Speaker 1: Zimmer in the Minnesota We talked about him in the past, 1084 00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:20,560 Speaker 1: and then Coachoe. What about Jeff Bezos, Yeah, well there's 1085 00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:24,040 Speaker 1: another one. You look at the evolution of Jeff Bezos 1086 00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:29,920 Speaker 1: right from nerd tech guy to a balden genius with 1087 00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:34,760 Speaker 1: all the hotties. Great personality, right, Like, it's amazing how 1088 00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:38,240 Speaker 1: much better your personality gets when you have a gazillion 1089 00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:41,840 Speaker 1: dollars in the bank. All right, Surprisingly, this business, it 1090 00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:45,440 Speaker 1: is a surprise, has not been doing well during the pandemic, 1091 00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:53,400 Speaker 1: with visits down nearly thirteen percent over the summer. Um, 1092 00:59:53,520 --> 01:00:01,320 Speaker 1: do do do do this business? The dentist, now, the 1093 01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:06,000 Speaker 1: drug store was because people aren't going to doctors unless 1094 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,480 Speaker 1: they have the corona, so they're not getting medicine to 1095 01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:11,960 Speaker 1: treat their Maybe I bought this is this hurting fiser? 1096 01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:16,320 Speaker 1: I bought some antibiotics a few days ago. It costs Congratulations, 1097 01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:19,560 Speaker 1: it cost me two dollars and two cents. That's good. 1098 01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:24,720 Speaker 1: That is unthinkable five six, seven years ago. So is 1099 01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:28,240 Speaker 1: that because if you're your insurance, obviously they covered the 1100 01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:32,160 Speaker 1: balance of it there. Yeah, so okay, last one here 1101 01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:35,680 Speaker 1: of people admit that they have lied to get out 1102 01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:43,800 Speaker 1: of this out of a ticket, no, a wedding, A wedding. Yeah, yeah, success, 1103 01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:46,280 Speaker 1: And I would assume that would be to attend to wedding, right, like, 1104 01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:48,280 Speaker 1: I can't make it, but not if you're actually in 1105 01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:50,520 Speaker 1: the wedding. You can't pull a Richard Jefferson and just 1106 01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:53,640 Speaker 1: at the last minute, like I thought being in a 1107 01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:56,480 Speaker 1: wedding would be cool, and then I had all my 1108 01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:59,439 Speaker 1: friends started getting married, and then I started being in them, 1109 01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:03,360 Speaker 1: and it sucking. Sucked because you gotta because you gutta 1110 01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:06,640 Speaker 1: start paying for ship. You gotta start paying the you know, 1111 01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:10,200 Speaker 1: get the tuxedo, and then you gonna start paying for 1112 01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:14,360 Speaker 1: an additional gift for the groom and they're gonna worry 1113 01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:16,560 Speaker 1: about like obviously the bachelor party, which is prior to 1114 01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:21,640 Speaker 1: number one, but everything else is just a fucking hassle. Yeah. Yeah, 1115 01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:23,120 Speaker 1: I mean, I've all I've been in some weddis. It 1116 01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:25,160 Speaker 1: was like my relatives or whatever, but that's it. I 1117 01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:29,320 Speaker 1: don't I don't think anyone has has really had me 1118 01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:32,800 Speaker 1: other than relatives. But a lot of the people I know, 1119 01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:34,520 Speaker 1: we're already married. Like when I got into radio, a 1120 01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:36,480 Speaker 1: lot of the people were already are older than me 1121 01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:38,880 Speaker 1: and they've been married and all that stuff. So it's 1122 01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:42,720 Speaker 1: a a wee bit different. What we bit different? What's 1123 01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:45,400 Speaker 1: your take on getting someone that's already been married once 1124 01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:50,960 Speaker 1: a second time getting them a gift? Um, I think 1125 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:54,040 Speaker 1: you go smaller, you can get him, So yeah, But 1126 01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:56,479 Speaker 1: don't go big. You get the big gift the first 1127 01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:59,320 Speaker 1: time you get married. The second time, you know, not 1128 01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:01,840 Speaker 1: so much. But what if the woman has only been married, 1129 01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:06,240 Speaker 1: or what if that's our first time getting married. Um, 1130 01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:08,120 Speaker 1: then that's a little bit. It depends how much you 1131 01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:11,720 Speaker 1: like him. It depends how much you like him, right enough? Yeah, 1132 01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:16,000 Speaker 1: so all right, Well that'll do it. Thank you, appreciate that. 1133 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,360 Speaker 1: I remember Benny versus the penny. If you've made it 1134 01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:21,240 Speaker 1: all the way here, download that. Tell a friend it's 1135 01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:24,000 Speaker 1: marginal handicapping on the NFL for all the games on 1136 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,680 Speaker 1: Sunday and Monday. Be sure to catch live editions of 1137 01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:29,720 Speaker 1: The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven 1138 01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:30,560 Speaker 1: pm Pacific.