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Speaker 1: Jebels second data date. You know, sometimes when you go
Speaker 1: out on a date with somebody you really like, you
Speaker 1: do something that is just out of character. You know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you tell yourself I'm not that type of guy, and
Speaker 1: then you end up later on being like, I can't
Speaker 1: believe I did that on a first date. Creep. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what Rachel said. She sent us an email and
Speaker 1: said she did something that she never does on a
Speaker 1: first date. What to do that she wants to call today? Rachel?
Speaker 1: What was the naughty little thing that you did? I
Speaker 1: don't know that's like a naughty little thing, but U
Speaker 1: you ate? Sushi? Was your naughty thing? Who sushi? Was it?
Speaker 1: I guess the naughty part. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: want like this long or the short version of this,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't my most graceful moment. Oh okay, So
Speaker 1: you've never had sushi before and you had it for
Speaker 1: the first time on the state right. Yeah, So I
Speaker 1: meet this guy at a bowling alley friends of mine
Speaker 1: are having a birthday part. Let me stop you right there.
Speaker 1: You didn't eat sushi at a bowling alley, did you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that would be a really bad mistake. Yeah. Yea, that
Speaker 1: is super risky. No, no, no, that was a John Bowler.
Speaker 1: And I sort of just hung out at the bar
Speaker 1: with another friend of mine and like there was another
Speaker 1: guy with his friend there and he asked me out.
Speaker 1: I gave him my number, and then he invites me
Speaker 1: out on this gate. So immediately I start like looking
Speaker 1: at the guy on social media just to get offensive,
Speaker 1: like if he's a chainsaw murderer or not, right, you're
Speaker 1: doing your due diligence before you meet up with him. Exactly.
Speaker 1: Did you find something weird on his social media pages? No?
Speaker 1: I got even more nervous because I'm looking at his
Speaker 1: social media and there's like pictures of him it looks
Speaker 1: like all over the world, like hiking and Fiji and
Speaker 1: Newing and so now you've like built this guy up
Speaker 1: in your head even more. Ye, he's like the Dozeki's
Speaker 1: guy in my mind. That's pretty cool. You went on
Speaker 1: a date with the Dozeki's guy. What were you feeling
Speaker 1: leading up to your date. Then I got nervous and
Speaker 1: I just wanted to sort of be impressive. So when
Speaker 1: the idea of sushi was proposed, I didn't admit that
Speaker 1: I hadn't ever done it. I was like, that sounds great.
Speaker 1: Of course, of course I haven't had sushi since I
Speaker 1: was traveling in Japan. Yeah, so yeah, we go. And
Speaker 1: then finally I'm looking at the menu and it's Greek
Speaker 1: to me, I'm sort of like by Japanese. I'm like
Speaker 1: subtlely looking for like the words cook and I'm not
Speaker 1: kinding it. You're like, I'll have the tarayaki chicken, thank
Speaker 1: you very much. I talked to my girlfriend. She was
Speaker 1: just like, dude, just order the tarry Kick. Well, this
Speaker 1: place is so like it's japanesey that there is no
Speaker 1: He's very ars you know, Okay, So I admitted to him.
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, why don't you just
Speaker 1: take over with the ordering. I'm gonna be honest, I've
Speaker 1: never had sushi, so whatever you think is like the
Speaker 1: best introduction. Oh, it's quit totally open too. I bet
Speaker 1: I bet he'd be excited about that. You know, he
Speaker 1: gets to show you something new. So I mean he's
Speaker 1: just like ordering eel rolls and I didn't know like
Speaker 1: people ate eel. It's just, you know, it feels weird.
Speaker 1: That's a tough one for your first time. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: these bites seem like outrageous, and he's gracefully eating sushi's
Speaker 1: putting the whole thing in his mouth. So of course
Speaker 1: I tried to put the whole thing in my mouth,
Speaker 1: and immediately I'm like, oh god, no, please, I can't, Like,
Speaker 1: like my cheeks are as big as they get. I'm
Speaker 1: covering my mouth with my napkin because whatever is in
Speaker 1: there is like trying to push its way out. Did
Speaker 1: you spit it all over the table? No? No, the
Speaker 1: posts attempt ended up in my napkins. Oh yeah, and
Speaker 1: you can't do that, low key Like he knew right
Speaker 1: that you spit it out, because he's like studying me
Speaker 1: as I take my first bite of you know, the
Speaker 1: the chopsticks were awful, Like, I don't know how anyone
Speaker 1: feels full eating with these cheap things, Like I don't
Speaker 1: get it. Well, how did everything end with you guys?
Speaker 1: Did he seem just disgusted that you didn't know how
Speaker 1: to work chopsticks? Or no? I tried to like fishtrack
Speaker 1: him with a chat, and so we started talking about
Speaker 1: celebrity accounts. Oh cool, did you have any impressive stories
Speaker 1: to share? Yeah? I got caught smoking weed by Tom
Speaker 1: Hanks backstage at the concert when I was younger. Oh
Speaker 1: that's red cool. He seems like the kind of guy
Speaker 1: that would have just sat next to you and smokes
Speaker 1: some weed with you. Oh my god, he was super cool.
Speaker 1: I felt like I got busted by my dad totally.
Speaker 1: He's like the most lovable person on the planet too.
Speaker 1: He was great. Yeah, he was super great. I think
Speaker 1: that's an impressive story. That's what I would have thought
Speaker 1: until we got to the end of the date and
Speaker 1: went out out of the restaurant, and I thought he
Speaker 1: was going in for a kiss, and I leaned forward
Speaker 1: and he planted one on my forehead. Oh that's that's
Speaker 1: that's like a parent kissing. That's what it felt like,
Speaker 1: like like a Kissoff kiss in a way. You know.
Speaker 1: But maybe he just doesn't kiss on the first date,
Speaker 1: you know. I thought maybe he just wasn't attracted me,
Speaker 1: and you know, all of this stuff. And then why
Speaker 1: did he ask me out? You know? So I said, um,
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, I had a great time,
Speaker 1: and um, I'd really love to do this again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he said sure, oh okay, so you got a
Speaker 1: kiss on the forehead and a sure sure yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You gotta think of like is it like sure, like
Speaker 1: excited or like yeah sure? It was like it would
Speaker 1: be equivalent of the kiss on the forehead, Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: there are some reason that he was already planning on
Speaker 1: blowing you off. I don't know what the nail on
Speaker 1: the coffin was because now I'm looking at it and
Speaker 1: I was just like, oh my god, but it's all
Speaker 1: of it. What was it? Well, we'll find out. We'll
Speaker 1: play a song, come back, and then call him and
Speaker 1: get your second date update. All right, cool, thank you? Okay,
Speaker 1: looking Cuba in the morning sep. Right in the middle
Speaker 1: of a second date update, and if you're just joining us,
Speaker 1: Rachel is on the phone and Rachel hates sushi. Probably
Speaker 1: all fish now because sushi may have ruined her date.
Speaker 1: If you didn't hear the first part. Rachel got a
Speaker 1: dude that she really likes and they went out for sushi.
Speaker 1: She's never had sushi before, and it didn't go very well.
Speaker 1: She ended up spitting some of it out. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say, I think it's really lame. If
Speaker 1: this is the reason he's not calling you back because
Speaker 1: you tried something new, I think it should say that
Speaker 1: you're an adventurous person for even given in it to go. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you, Broke, I'll take it. You're welcome. YEA. Hopefully
Speaker 1: he feels the same way. Maybe he doesn't. He's like, um, no,
Speaker 1: I only dates sushi Conna sewers. We'll find out. Let's
Speaker 1: doll the phone number right now here? We go? Cool? Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Billy please? This is Billy. Hey,
Speaker 1: what's up? Man? How are you? This is Jewel from
Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Oh okay, Hi, Hi.
Speaker 1: Are you familiar with our radio show? Yeah? I'm not
Speaker 1: a listener, but I know who you guys are. Cool, Okay,
Speaker 1: you're like a lot of people. Then, yeah, well, calling
Speaker 1: you today because Rachel wanted us to call you. Do
Speaker 1: you know a Rachel? I I do know a Rachel. Cool? Sorry,
Speaker 1: what's this about? Did you go out with a girl
Speaker 1: named Rachel to eat sushi a little while ago? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And have you been calling her back or texting her back,
Speaker 1: and I don't really know that it's any of your business.
Speaker 1: That's valid. I mean, yeah, that is valid. It's really
Speaker 1: none of our business. Except Rachel emailed us because she's
Speaker 1: wondering why you're not calling her back. Okay, well, what
Speaker 1: are you like her brother or something? No, but I
Speaker 1: wish I was. She seems nice. Yeah, she does seem
Speaker 1: really nice. That's weird. You do a segment on our
Speaker 1: show called the Second Date Update, So Rachel wants to
Speaker 1: know if she did something wrong when you guys went out. Okay,
Speaker 1: she said really nice things about you. She thought you
Speaker 1: were really awesome and that maybe she's the one that
Speaker 1: screwed everything up. Well, what all did she tell you exactly? Well,
Speaker 1: she told us that you guys went out to sushi
Speaker 1: and she has never eaten sushi before, and she thought
Speaker 1: she might have embarrassed herself because she ended up spitting
Speaker 1: out some of her food and couldn't use the chop sticks.
Speaker 1: And then she told us at the end of the date,
Speaker 1: you kissed her on the forehead and she asked if
Speaker 1: you guys could go out again. You said sure, and
Speaker 1: then that was it. Yeah, I mean, I don't know
Speaker 1: the sushi thing like. It was just a awkward situation
Speaker 1: to begin with. But I don't know, at the end
Speaker 1: of the day, I just after having gotten to meet
Speaker 1: her and get to know her a little bit, I
Speaker 1: just didn't really think that she's the type of girl
Speaker 1: that i'd really want to date, type of girl like
Speaker 1: anti sushi girl or more than that. Nut. What all
Speaker 1: did she tell you exactly? That's pretty much it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what like, Hey, it sounds like something crazy happened that
Speaker 1: she's looking out. Nothing, nothing crazy happened. It's just like
Speaker 1: we Okay, so we had sushi. It was like awkward
Speaker 1: and weird, but we got through it and we ended
Speaker 1: up like exchanging you know. Celebrity encounter. Oh yeah, she
Speaker 1: did tell us that. She tell us she told Yeah,
Speaker 1: she told us the story about her getting caught smoke
Speaker 1: and weed by Tom Hanks. And you don't like that? No,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I actually thought that was cute. Um,
Speaker 1: she told me that, And she also told me about
Speaker 1: another encounter that she had with a hugely famous person that, Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It just kind of unsettled me a
Speaker 1: little bit. Um, what was it? Did she get caught smoking?
Speaker 1: We'd buy guy Fieri too. That is unsettling. You guys
Speaker 1: are hilarious. Sounds like we're killing you over there. So
Speaker 1: thank you for the com you are kind of okay.
Speaker 1: So whatever her story was, you didn't like it, No,
Speaker 1: I just kind of it kind of freaked me out
Speaker 1: a little bit. She uh, yeah, she she she hooked
Speaker 1: up with a hugely famous person, um awesome who she
Speaker 1: wouldn't tell me who. She told me that she went
Speaker 1: to this person's con herd, like, you know, the mid
Speaker 1: two thousands, some R and B performer really popular at
Speaker 1: the time. She's telling me all this stuff, but she
Speaker 1: wouldn't tell me who he was, and she ended up
Speaker 1: hooking up with him. So like wondering, a why is
Speaker 1: she not telling me who he is? And be like
Speaker 1: mid two thousands R and B performer hugely popular? Like
Speaker 1: who else am I going to think? She's talking about Usher? Right?
Speaker 1: That's who I thought of me, Like she's the confession
Speaker 1: That's what I was thinking. Yeah, I was thinking Usher
Speaker 1: or Keith Sweat either one. Yeah, I'm just I'm I mean,
Speaker 1: for one thing, I'm not really interested in dating someone
Speaker 1: who sleeps with pop stars. But for another thing, like
Speaker 1: I you know, everything that's come out about Usher in
Speaker 1: the news lately. I'm not really interested in rolling myself
Speaker 1: into an STD if you know what I mean. Why not?
Speaker 1: They can be fun, dude. They hold on all of
Speaker 1: you right now. She tells you that she hooks up
Speaker 1: with a major celebrity, you assume it's Usher, and then
Speaker 1: because he apparently has her pies, you think that she
Speaker 1: has it. That sounds like pretty good math. It does
Speaker 1: kind of make sense. That is No, that is like
Speaker 1: jumping off a cliff. You are you are giving her
Speaker 1: an STD and you know no actual factual information. Okay.
Speaker 1: The fact that she gave me was that she slept
Speaker 1: with a hugely popular R and B star in the
Speaker 1: mid two thousands, So it can only be Usher. No,
Speaker 1: you guys, there's others. Who else was there? Oh? Who
Speaker 1: is that? Oh that's Rachel. She's on the other line listening.
Speaker 1: I wants to talk to you. Yeah, this is first
Speaker 1: of all, I never said who it was, so for
Speaker 1: you to assume, you know, and it makes more assumptions. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: why didn't she tell me who it was? Because it's
Speaker 1: none of your business. You're the one that brought it up. Well,
Speaker 1: because they're talking about celebrity encounters. But it's not like
Speaker 1: how much fun of celebrity encounters if you don't say
Speaker 1: who the celebrity was. That's true, I hooked up with
Speaker 1: the famous person once. Not gonna tell you I'm really
Speaker 1: a gas that you presume to know who it was
Speaker 1: and by that think you know my health, Like, get
Speaker 1: out of here. Honestly, I will say sometimes I have
Speaker 1: heard that some people have to sign non disclosure agreements
Speaker 1: before they actually do the deed with super famous people. Look,
Speaker 1: I never said that I did the deed. I said
Speaker 1: I hooked up. That could mean kissing. That can mean whatever.
Speaker 1: See you're assuming I hook up as the same as
Speaker 1: you know, getting it really on. Maybe you're a little
Speaker 1: more fast than me. That is probably to Rachel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well I think if you're kissing us or it's only
Speaker 1: leading to one place, like, how do you walk away
Speaker 1: from that and not do it? Even though herpes whatever? Usher?
Speaker 1: I never ever said it was Usher. Okay, okay, fine,
Speaker 1: So who is it? Then? Tell us like, if it's
Speaker 1: not a big cool if you only hooked up and
Speaker 1: kissed this person, who is it? R Kelly? No? Is it? Neo? No? Neis?
Speaker 1: But you know I'm not I'm not going to play
Speaker 1: the guessing game. It was a funny story. I thought
Speaker 1: it was a funny story of me being a stupid kid,
Speaker 1: And now it's just become like a guest Who episode
Speaker 1: and assumptions about like how fast I am. More than anything,
Speaker 1: people just want to know who it is because none
Speaker 1: of us have ever kissed or whatever with a celebrity. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, you should be more charming. A lot of
Speaker 1: people have said that to me over the years, and
Speaker 1: I agree with you completely. Why can't you just say
Speaker 1: who it is? Though? Leave Rachel alone. She doesn't want
Speaker 1: to say who it is, Okay. It has nothing to
Speaker 1: do with whether or not she has an STD. He
Speaker 1: made a huge assumption off of no knowledge, and that's
Speaker 1: not fair to her. Okay, yeah, fine, fair, fair enough,
Speaker 1: fair enough. But I will assume that she has STDs.
Speaker 1: Just rude. Wow, I mean that's that's that's who you are.
Speaker 1: That's the assumption that you make about people know you
Speaker 1: know what You're disgusting. You think you know it all.
Speaker 1: You don't know. So I'm happy you can never ever
Speaker 1: see you again. Well, I don't speak too soon. Rachel
Speaker 1: stuff to ask him if you'll go out with you again, Billy,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out with Rachel on the
Speaker 1: second date? We'll pay for it. Yeah, will you guys
Speaker 1: pay for my Valtrek's prescription as well? Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: you're a pig. You're a total pig, Oh, Rachel, I
Speaker 1: am so they used to treat herpes right? Yes, everybody
Speaker 1: got your joke, Billy. How you know everything about herpies? Now?
Speaker 1: Who has her? Yet? Very good point, very good point.
Speaker 1: You could make this so so easy if you just
Speaker 1: told us who the celebrity was attending your business, and
Speaker 1: it's obvious we ever were to go out again, you
Speaker 1: would never let this go. So I'm not interested at all.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Okay, well sorry, Rachel. Definitely not a
Speaker 1: successful second date. And look, we all respect your privacy here.
Speaker 1: You don't have to tell anybody who it is, but
Speaker 1: if you do want to text me privately later, I'd
Speaker 1: be interested. Stop it, stop it broken, Teoble in the morning,