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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, and

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Speaker 1: the subject is I'm not the one and We're not

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Speaker 1: the two. We'll get into that and find out what

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Speaker 1: that's all about. That is interesting. Yeah, if you do

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Speaker 1: your math right, it is all right. But right now

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Speaker 1: the nephew is here. You hear him with today's prank

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Speaker 1: phone call? What you got? What is the I just

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Speaker 1: wanted to tell you all, I'm so disappointed that I

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Speaker 1: did not uh win a lottery. I was gonna share

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Speaker 1: that with a lot of people, and I just I

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Speaker 1: didn't win. Uh And maybe it's because of what I

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Speaker 1: keep saying. If I win the lottery, maybe you know, oh,

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Speaker 1: you think disappear and think my death and I need

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Speaker 1: to stop there. Maybe that's why I'm not winning. So

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Speaker 1: I just I just want to state that I will.

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Speaker 1: I will hang around and be a part of everybody's

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Speaker 1: lives if I win. You think help you, yeah, and

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Speaker 1: that it's not like something and still fake your death.

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Speaker 1: And it's down like twenty or something million now and

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Speaker 1: I don't even know if I want to play now,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what they That's not enough one person

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Speaker 1: in Illinois. Man, Oh my god, all right, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: keep doing pranks. Here it is my aunties bike, my

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Speaker 1: tees bike. Let's go catch up. Hello, Hello, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to reach a bond. And then this this this K

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Speaker 1: dub Man. Listen, dude, do do you know somebody to

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Speaker 1: live on? Yeah? My mama, My mama stayed on. Who

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Speaker 1: is this? Hey? This this K dub Man. My auntie,

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Speaker 1: missed Tendsley, she live on. Now, my auntie say you

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Speaker 1: came over here and stole a bicycle and some other

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Speaker 1: about her garage. Okay, told the first of all, who

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Speaker 1: is you? Man? I sold a bike at somebody garage?

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Speaker 1: Who is this? Who is Kate? I don't know know? Kay?

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Speaker 1: Does this is Kay dub Man? My auntie Ms Tinsley

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Speaker 1: little down the street from your mama and my anti

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Speaker 1: just got telling me you're the one came and when

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Speaker 1: I took a bike in a tool box of somebody

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Speaker 1: that garage. Man, First of all, I don't even know, no, damn,

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Speaker 1: Miss Tinsley. And second round, I don't steal your your auntie,

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Speaker 1: Miss Tinsley, say I stole somebody. Put a point on

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Speaker 1: the phone. Man, put your Amy on the phone. I

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Speaker 1: ain't stole uh from nowhere? I ain't got she can't

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Speaker 1: talk any can't talk to you. Why she ain't she said,

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Speaker 1: I sold so no my ain't my Auntie death. She

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Speaker 1: signed language me and told me that you don't want

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Speaker 1: stole stole the bike, you know Auntie Death. And she

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Speaker 1: told you she signedling with you and said I stole

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Speaker 1: the bike. Why do you get my numble hold on? Okay?

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Speaker 1: She said, quit all that damn line. You know, damn well,

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Speaker 1: you're the one that stole the bike. A man holding

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Speaker 1: so your auntie it's cussing me. I do you in silage?

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Speaker 1: You're telling me that I just stole the damn bike.

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Speaker 1: Say man, first of all, hell you even get my number? Man?

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Speaker 1: I got asked him for ms. Ain't your mama? Mrs yeah,

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Speaker 1: mrs my mama. Okay, okay, well look man, the people

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Speaker 1: down the street up but then the New York number.

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Speaker 1: I told them I needed to talk to you tough them.

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Speaker 1: I ain't he told me that that you was the

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Speaker 1: one that stole the bike. Out to grow. Now, look,

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Speaker 1: I ain't trying to Can you kick that? Can you

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Speaker 1: silate with back to your ain't it. Yeah, it was

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Speaker 1: back to her. Tell her that I said it. I

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Speaker 1: ain't stole no, how about that? Tell you I ain't

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Speaker 1: stole no damn right now, man, grown man, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to tell her right now, Wait a minute. Okay, hold on,

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Speaker 1: she's saying something. She said, you're black, just lying and

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Speaker 1: you know that well you got the man look him, man,

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Speaker 1: you ainty that street with nobody on the street, it's

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Speaker 1: felt for my vama. I'm a grown man. So I

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Speaker 1: gotta still a bike for so deaf. She must be

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Speaker 1: dumb too, she's deaf fan dog. She's like, I sold

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Speaker 1: so y'all. Don't I mean, I don't even know y'all

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Speaker 1: what you ain't deaf and dumb dude? Okay, my ain't

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Speaker 1: you don't nevel lie? And if Mrs Tendsley saying that

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Speaker 1: that that somebody took some that dog she's telling the truth.

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Speaker 1: But ain't it gonna be lying? And just to be lying?

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Speaker 1: Why she's just gonna lie on you? Whych she gonna

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Speaker 1: for us I got. I don't gonna grown, man. I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to get cut of in my son. So I'm

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Speaker 1: ain't it? You're crazy? This he is may get out

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Speaker 1: of my line with that. Hold on, hold on, hold on,

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Speaker 1: see what she's saying. She said that black No damn well,

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Speaker 1: he took that bike and he better bring that damn

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Speaker 1: looking man, I don't know what you stood on my line. Man,

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Speaker 1: I ain't took no bike. Get dumb. Ain't his line?

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Speaker 1: Do easy? Even sty dog youna tell you something? You're

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Speaker 1: gonna respect my ami? Hey, man, you canna respect me?

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Speaker 1: You called my phone with them. I mean you're trying

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Speaker 1: to get my together. You calling some who aren't you?

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Speaker 1: What are you? I don't know this is. I don't

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Speaker 1: know who I'm man. I'm k dub everybody, no ka dub.

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Speaker 1: I ain't never heard or no k dub on in

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Speaker 1: my life. My mom had been staying on for sixteen years.

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Speaker 1: I never heard no oka dug, I heard no miss tensely,

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Speaker 1: I heard by no deaf ladies. I ain't seen no bike.

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Speaker 1: Get off my line. Man, See you don't make me

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Speaker 1: go down and steal something out of miss house. If

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Speaker 1: you don't bring that, then bike back. You got me.

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Speaker 1: Bring somebody to my my boss if you want to

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Speaker 1: tell about my way over there by, somebody come up

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Speaker 1: my house. My family is gonna be old for you,

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Speaker 1: that deaf dumb Ain't you guys whoever down that gave

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Speaker 1: you my number? Everybody you got me, we'll go this up.

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Speaker 1: I'll that's true. Dump you come by my mama house.

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Speaker 1: You're back now stepping my mama. Glad you come by

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Speaker 1: my mama. Play you work. You got me up. You're

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Speaker 1: way right now. I don't know how we get on

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Speaker 1: the phone. And wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait

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Speaker 1: a minute. What you're saying, ain't it? But I ain't

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Speaker 1: say nobody scared of your ow crazy say hey, yo, deaf,

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Speaker 1: you she hear them licks. I'm gonna be putting on

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Speaker 1: your you know I'll be so she's gonna be undeath today.

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Speaker 1: I bet you get cureed when you keep me whipping

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Speaker 1: your man. Literally, I ain't coming by myself on the commic.

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Speaker 1: Gonna be there with me, Tommy, gonna help me. Whoop

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Speaker 1: your way? Who this time to tell me? Tommy man

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Speaker 1: a few times from the Sea Harby Morning Show. You

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Speaker 1: just got pranked by your mama MS bureau Uh right there, man,

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Speaker 1: my my mama. No, I don't like nobody with a

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Speaker 1: man God, your mama, your my son loved me to

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Speaker 1: tell he don't let not he take care of me.

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Speaker 1: He don't let nothing go wrong with me. I don't

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Speaker 1: let nobody to mess with me. He said, all you

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Speaker 1: got to do that like you're gonna do something to

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Speaker 1: his mama. Man, Well, I don't see anything. I don't

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Speaker 1: see him because like I did many, I'm in the mirror. Sweet,

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Speaker 1: I'm man for read y'all did this? Man? I just

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Speaker 1: want to go that was myself. Oh year till my

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Speaker 1: mama she wrong for that to dude? What's up that

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Speaker 1: you have to change? Boy? You have to change you

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Speaker 1: just like me before you love your mama. Ain't man, Hey,

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Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, man, one more thing. What is

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Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in

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Speaker 1: the land. Man without a doubt man, Steve Harvey Morning

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Speaker 1: show Man, get a few timing man without doubt. Amen,

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Speaker 1: Tell all right, I go drop off the little analogs

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Speaker 1: she wanted. You want to play games, and now you

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Speaker 1: have it. That's the nephew being stupid this morning. Right there.

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Speaker 1: That's the dose right there, that's the dose for you people.

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Speaker 1: I'm loving it. I'm loving I like when people tell

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Speaker 1: me I don't go in my job until I hear

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Speaker 1: that prank. I don't like what that is for you. Like,

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Speaker 1: I hope you're like, now you can get your day starting.

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Speaker 1: Now you're going on about you. Now you can have

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Speaker 1: some fun. Now you see what I'm saying. The whole

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Speaker 1: day will be fine as long as you get your

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Speaker 1: prank on to the Friday night catch me the all

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Speaker 1: new season of Ready to Love Miami is had started.

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Speaker 1: If you didn't catch it last week, catch up and

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Speaker 1: jump on and see episode two will be this coming Friday.

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Speaker 1: That's on the old network. That is nine eighth cents

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Speaker 1: only on Starting yours truly A few times I did,

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Speaker 1: I did, I did pretty pretty all right, thank you, nephew.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next, Strawberry letter, I'm not the one, and

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Speaker 1: we're not the two. We'll get into that and find

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Speaker 1: out what that's all about. Right after this, you're listening

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Speaker 1: to The Dry Morning Show.