1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:04,600 Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Docking Dope. 2 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:12,200 Speaker 1: Da Dakota John's trend I'm sick, ah Decatur Johnson. I 3 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:15,319 Speaker 1: have the one test I have for when I'm sick 4 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:18,320 Speaker 1: is if I spit in the toilet and it sinks 5 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:20,599 Speaker 1: to the bottom. That's when I know I'm sick. And 6 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:24,520 Speaker 1: I got it today. Baby, the heavy loo, the heavy look, 7 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:30,680 Speaker 1: we're heavy looking it up, the whole new level. Look. 8 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:33,720 Speaker 1: We're barely hanging off, folks, barely. All my voice sounds 9 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:37,000 Speaker 1: like now for the foreseeable future, I am jack. That 10 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:41,800 Speaker 1: is mild. And these are some things that are trending. 11 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:48,520 Speaker 1: Dakota John's trending because Dakota Johnson continues to not give 12 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:51,800 Speaker 1: a fun This is this is the good thing about 13 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:57,720 Speaker 1: NEPO babies. Mhm. They have acquired through just like always 14 00:00:57,720 --> 00:01:00,840 Speaker 1: being around this ship their whole life. They have acquired 15 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:05,520 Speaker 1: a level of like institutional comfort. They're just like they 16 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:10,280 Speaker 1: take it for granted that they're famous and successful and 17 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:14,160 Speaker 1: therefore they just don't give a fuck. Yeah, there's no 18 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,800 Speaker 1: such thing as rocking the boat. When you're in that 19 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:19,280 Speaker 1: deep you're like, no, man, i I'm just talking. What 20 00:01:19,319 --> 00:01:23,039 Speaker 1: are you talking? About there's no repercussions. So last November 21 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:28,480 Speaker 1: marked the third anniversary of Dakota Johnson, uh calling Ellen 22 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:31,680 Speaker 1: on her bullshit. Oh yeah, which is like, you did 23 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:35,600 Speaker 1: invite me to your party? Is that? Wasn't that? Actually Ellen, 24 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:41,919 Speaker 1: that's not true. Um. She just basically was like, you're cute, 25 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:48,800 Speaker 1: little like snipy, flirtatious fun banter is actually fucking annoying 26 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:52,280 Speaker 1: to me. Actually, no, that's not the truth, Ellen, is 27 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:56,640 Speaker 1: what she said. And then she was and then and 28 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:58,760 Speaker 1: then she just explained. I mean, it was very basic, 29 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:00,880 Speaker 1: but she was just like, you keep talking about like 30 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:03,200 Speaker 1: how I didn't invite you, and how you have this 31 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:06,360 Speaker 1: little grudge against me and I did invite you. But 32 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:12,880 Speaker 1: it allowed everybody to be like and another thing, Ellen, asshole? 33 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:17,000 Speaker 1: Um was that something at the beginning? Now that that 34 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:19,799 Speaker 1: the Ellen boat has been on shaky ground for a minute, 35 00:02:19,919 --> 00:02:23,720 Speaker 1: and but actually interesting, man, it's always interesting. They're these 36 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:28,160 Speaker 1: celebrities who you hear rumors about, you know, somebody, some 37 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:32,160 Speaker 1: reporter is like chasing him down. But it always takes 38 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:35,280 Speaker 1: like a weirdly long amount of time where it's just 39 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:39,400 Speaker 1: people talking behind the scenes, and then eventually it's like, 40 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:41,920 Speaker 1: oh yeah, all that ship you heard was true five 41 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,400 Speaker 1: years later. Um, so what's what's Dakota taken off the 42 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:49,600 Speaker 1: spice rack? Uh? This this time she's trending because she's 43 00:02:49,639 --> 00:02:54,480 Speaker 1: just saying some spicy shit about Armie Hammer. That's not spicy. 44 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 1: It's not really that spicy. It's actually I don't got 45 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:01,560 Speaker 1: the pickup that it did. Um, but I just think 46 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:05,919 Speaker 1: people we have a cannibalism shaped hole in our brain 47 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:09,519 Speaker 1: that we need to fill with cannibalism stories and so 48 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:14,840 Speaker 1: Army Hammer. Like, so, she was doing an interview, she 49 00:03:14,919 --> 00:03:16,960 Speaker 1: remarked that she was up to being called me by 50 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 1: your name, and then they were like, oh really, and 51 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:21,440 Speaker 1: she was like, yeah, I was up for the role 52 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:25,040 Speaker 1: of the peach. Thank god I didn't get it, though, 53 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:27,920 Speaker 1: because then I would have been another woman that Army 54 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:31,239 Speaker 1: Hammer tried to eat. Then she's been banging and then 55 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:36,320 Speaker 1: blew on her fingertips. Who else wants? Who else want 56 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:42,840 Speaker 1: to Hollywood again? Not Hollywood Court, not Hollywood which was 57 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:47,880 Speaker 1: Hollywood coke? But anyway, ye yeah, okay, then I get how. 58 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:51,680 Speaker 1: I mean, that's how all entertainment journalists would write about it, 59 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:54,080 Speaker 1: because they're like probably looking at her publicist and she 60 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:56,520 Speaker 1: said like, yeah, we got we gotta strike that. Then 61 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,160 Speaker 1: let her cook, Let her cook. What else you got 62 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:02,040 Speaker 1: to say? She got, I'm gonna say about Luca the director, 63 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:06,440 Speaker 1: So they also said she also said, who knew that 64 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:10,960 Speaker 1: cannibalism was so popular? Because in response to the movie 65 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:15,240 Speaker 1: being being a hit, I guess I don't know did 66 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:19,800 Speaker 1: Bones and All hit? And also this story allowed us 67 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:22,520 Speaker 1: to look into the theory that a lot of people 68 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:27,479 Speaker 1: had because so Army Hammer star of Calling by your Name, Uh, 69 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:32,080 Speaker 1: and then that director's look like check project, like calling 70 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:33,880 Speaker 1: Me by your Name was a huge hit, and like 71 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:38,960 Speaker 1: people were basically like make make whatever you want, and uh, 72 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:42,880 Speaker 1: he made Bones and All cannibalism story around the time 73 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:46,799 Speaker 1: that Army Hammer was It was like, you know, six 74 00:04:46,839 --> 00:04:50,640 Speaker 1: months after Army Hammer was exposed as being a predator 75 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:56,920 Speaker 1: with cannibal leanings. But the timing like never made sense 76 00:04:57,040 --> 00:05:01,760 Speaker 1: that people are like, he's making this because of Army Yeah, 77 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:07,440 Speaker 1: got it, And I mean unless Guadgino knew about Armie 78 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:10,520 Speaker 1: Hammer before the rest of us. But people are saying, 79 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:14,479 Speaker 1: uh that it was. His response to that was it 80 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:17,400 Speaker 1: was it was to be directed by my great colleague 81 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:20,800 Speaker 1: Antonio compos But he decided not to go for it. 82 00:05:20,839 --> 00:05:23,480 Speaker 1: That's when they gave me the script. Any correlation with 83 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:27,400 Speaker 1: this kind of innuendo and silliness is preposterous, but we 84 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:31,520 Speaker 1: do preposterous silliness. So yeah, thanks, So we're here for 85 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:35,520 Speaker 1: why not? Yeah, keep shooting them Dakota, keep firing them off, 86 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:40,480 Speaker 1: you know yeah bang bangh civil war between Shapiro and Crowder. 87 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:43,560 Speaker 1: I guess I missed this. We all talked about it. Yeah, 88 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:46,240 Speaker 1: so if you haven't listened in today's episode, the short 89 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:48,640 Speaker 1: of it is Stephen Crowder, who's like a right wing 90 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:51,240 Speaker 1: dirt bag guy who's got a huge online presence. He 91 00:05:51,279 --> 00:05:54,600 Speaker 1: was approached by The Daily Wire, which is Ben Shapiro's company, 92 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:56,960 Speaker 1: to basically be like, hey, come to the death row 93 00:05:57,120 --> 00:06:01,920 Speaker 1: of fucking hate content signed with us, and he said no, 94 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:05,479 Speaker 1: and he he laughed off a fifty million, four year 95 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:08,520 Speaker 1: contract that was a four day work week with four 96 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:11,360 Speaker 1: weeks off, and basically took issue with the fact that 97 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,920 Speaker 1: there were conditions to, you know, being like, if you're 98 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,160 Speaker 1: d platform, like you can't get paid because that's how 99 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,240 Speaker 1: that's how it works. They have to monetize anyway. I'm 100 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:21,440 Speaker 1: not here to explain that to him. So this thing 101 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,479 Speaker 1: has gone on even more. Some people are starting to 102 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:27,279 Speaker 1: imply that maybe this was like a campaign, outrage campaign 103 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,880 Speaker 1: that he had been orchestrating since last month, because he 104 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:34,440 Speaker 1: had supposedly registered a domain called stop Big Cohn, as 105 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:37,880 Speaker 1: he referenced in his video as he's saying, big conservative content, 106 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:41,000 Speaker 1: uh is like you know, in bed with big tech 107 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:44,880 Speaker 1: and whatever. And it sounds like with the timing of it, 108 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:46,919 Speaker 1: it would have been well into the negotiations he was 109 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:49,320 Speaker 1: having with the Daily Wires. So it's like a little bit, 110 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:53,000 Speaker 1: you know, a sloppy but we love sloppy over here. Um. 111 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:56,440 Speaker 1: Right now, there's like all kinds of response videos going out, 112 00:06:56,560 --> 00:07:00,240 Speaker 1: Like Tim Pool is like has Candice Owen's on his show. 113 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:02,520 Speaker 1: They're all talking ship. Candice Owens is saying like this 114 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:05,800 Speaker 1: is a bitch move from Stephen Crowder and I want 115 00:07:05,839 --> 00:07:08,320 Speaker 1: to play like it's gotten to this point where like 116 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:12,080 Speaker 1: this is what you know, like a like a disc 117 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:15,360 Speaker 1: track would be I guess handled in the conservative take 118 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:19,160 Speaker 1: usphere basically because you got his video. Now other people 119 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:21,560 Speaker 1: are clapping back with their singles and now I want 120 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:26,800 Speaker 1: to play this clip from Jeremy Boring fantastic name for 121 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:31,480 Speaker 1: the CEO of The Daily Wire, who is basically being like, oh, really, 122 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:34,920 Speaker 1: fool like you actually aren't that cool because there's nothing 123 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:37,480 Speaker 1: independent about you, because that's a big thing you've been saying. Oh, 124 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:39,960 Speaker 1: I can't be bothered, I'm independent. But here's the thing 125 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,400 Speaker 1: he's like, let me tell you a little something about 126 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:43,520 Speaker 1: Stephen Crowder. You know, he talks in this video about 127 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:46,800 Speaker 1: being one of the only true independent conservative voices. Uh, 128 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:49,800 Speaker 1: And I find that incredibly offensive. You know, Stephen the 129 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:52,320 Speaker 1: whole time I've known him has worked for someone else, 130 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,080 Speaker 1: has been paid by someone else. That doesn't mean other 131 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:57,680 Speaker 1: people tell him what to say. He's a very independent voice. 132 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:00,600 Speaker 1: And that's good. So isn't Pat Wolfe. So is Candace 133 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:02,440 Speaker 1: ol And so is Ben Shapiro, so is Michael Noles. 134 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:06,520 Speaker 1: So is okay, yeah, yeah, But Stephen, you know, as 135 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:08,640 Speaker 1: much or more than any of them, a very independent voice. 136 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:12,720 Speaker 1: But he's not exactly a self made man. That he 137 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,880 Speaker 1: was paid by p j TV when I met him, 138 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:17,040 Speaker 1: which was a billionaire at the time. Then he was 139 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,200 Speaker 1: paid by CRTV for a number of years, which was 140 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:22,360 Speaker 1: at the time. Then he was paid by The Blaze, 141 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:25,360 Speaker 1: which was subsidized by a billionaire. Yeah, all your ship 142 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:31,320 Speaker 1: is subsidized. Did you just find out that your whole 143 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:34,520 Speaker 1: ship is a racket that is funded by billionaires and 144 00:08:34,559 --> 00:08:37,240 Speaker 1: that like you're not talented and that the whole thing 145 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:41,440 Speaker 1: is just what rich people want. Wire is actually funded 146 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:47,920 Speaker 1: by a consortium of millionaires, and that is what's about 147 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:52,400 Speaker 1: our shell humans four billionaires. It's just a fucking war 148 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:55,480 Speaker 1: of takes happening over there. Um and again you love 149 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:58,480 Speaker 1: to see it because they're just I'm like learning so much, 150 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:02,120 Speaker 1: but also I'm spending his little time without having to 151 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:06,160 Speaker 1: hear or see these people. Yeah yeah, but I mean 152 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:08,000 Speaker 1: for people who don't know all these dip ships are 153 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:12,840 Speaker 1: like picked out the second they're willing to like say anything, yeah, 154 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:16,720 Speaker 1: anything for money, like you know, hateful conservative ship and 155 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:21,600 Speaker 1: they're like young and can use words good. They get 156 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:25,280 Speaker 1: picked out by billionaires and there are a cause that 157 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:28,720 Speaker 1: like somebody very rich is paying for Like they don't 158 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:31,200 Speaker 1: get where they are because they're just like telling it 159 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:35,440 Speaker 1: like it is and smart and ship you're willing to 160 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:39,560 Speaker 1: debase yourself in service of oligarchy or white supremacy or whatever. 161 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:41,840 Speaker 1: So they're like, yeah, I don't do it. Is that 162 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:43,800 Speaker 1: like they're probably not being told what to say. It's 163 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:47,240 Speaker 1: just that, like the billionaires picked them out and fund 164 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,560 Speaker 1: them based on the fact that the thing they're saying 165 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:53,880 Speaker 1: is helping them be a billionaire. Yeah, but it's anyway. 166 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:55,600 Speaker 1: It's just so funny when he's like, you ain't no, 167 00:09:55,880 --> 00:10:00,840 Speaker 1: you kept manny that. He was like, get this fifty 168 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:04,880 Speaker 1: million dollar contract. It's outrageous, right, Like he thought everyone 169 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:07,160 Speaker 1: was gonna go with him on that. He said, he well, 170 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,480 Speaker 1: apparently he thought he was worth thirty a year, so 171 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:11,640 Speaker 1: he thought he should be getting a hundred twenty million 172 00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:14,520 Speaker 1: dollar contract. But he thought I was gonna like cause 173 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:18,840 Speaker 1: populist outrage, You dumb motherfucker. Everything switched up on him 174 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:21,000 Speaker 1: when all his fans found out what the money was 175 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,600 Speaker 1: because he wasn't talking money in his first video. They 176 00:10:23,679 --> 00:10:26,160 Speaker 1: offered me a deal. It just didn't make sense. It 177 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:29,000 Speaker 1: felt like enslavement. And then people were like, hold on, 178 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:34,600 Speaker 1: fifty million dollars, you fucking weirdo. You're calling enslavement is 179 00:10:34,679 --> 00:10:36,880 Speaker 1: an amount of money you should be ashamed of for 180 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:42,640 Speaker 1: even like countenancing, like getting paid, you dumb. They don't 181 00:10:42,679 --> 00:10:46,680 Speaker 1: know this guy didn't even know how capitalism works. But anyway, 182 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:50,559 Speaker 1: this is they're one of their kings. That's fun. Um, 183 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:53,240 Speaker 1: let's take a quick break. We'll come back, we'll talk Brownie, 184 00:10:53,600 --> 00:11:09,120 Speaker 1: we'll talk Netflix, we'll talk Giselle. Right back and we're 185 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:14,199 Speaker 1: back and Brownie. Lebron James is the high school student 186 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:18,839 Speaker 1: I've seen the most highlights for and they're impressive. Like 187 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:21,160 Speaker 1: some highlights are pretty wild. I think it's like the 188 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:25,560 Speaker 1: number twenty six pick right now, they say six ranked 189 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:30,320 Speaker 1: his age group. So he's looking at USC, Ohio State 190 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:33,880 Speaker 1: and Oregon as the leaders. Yeah, but they're apparently like 191 00:11:34,559 --> 00:11:36,720 Speaker 1: for the people commenting on this story, they said those 192 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:39,920 Speaker 1: are not considered his finalists. There could be a dark 193 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:43,960 Speaker 1: horse university that comes into the picture. But I think 194 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:46,559 Speaker 1: one thing is fairly certain to us and anybody who 195 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:49,679 Speaker 1: is writing about this is that he he will definitely 196 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:53,079 Speaker 1: go to a Nike school. Like that's just there's no 197 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:56,240 Speaker 1: play around that. Um, you know, he's already has a 198 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:58,160 Speaker 1: deal with Nike, like you know, an n I L 199 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:01,800 Speaker 1: deal with them. So it'll probably be one of those. 200 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:05,760 Speaker 1: And maybe other people have said maybe Duke, because Lebron 201 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:08,120 Speaker 1: was such a fan of Mike Sachowski, but Miki is 202 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,640 Speaker 1: not coaching anymore. And plus they're not doing the same 203 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:13,080 Speaker 1: so that might not make as much sense. Apparently Lebron 204 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:16,000 Speaker 1: has very strong feelings about Ohio State. That's the home, 205 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:18,680 Speaker 1: so that's where you grew up. Yeah, and so people 206 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:22,000 Speaker 1: are like, well, there's like each school offers Lebron something 207 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:25,480 Speaker 1: scs close to literal home at the moment. If Lebron 208 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:29,560 Speaker 1: is staying in Los Angeles, Ohio State allows him to 209 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:31,880 Speaker 1: like kind of go back to like the Ohio you know, 210 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:34,599 Speaker 1: Ohio roots thing. And then they're like an Oregon is 211 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:37,280 Speaker 1: the strongest connection with Nike. I'm like, well, I don't 212 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:41,960 Speaker 1: know if that matters, but is Ohio State? Wait? Which 213 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:48,839 Speaker 1: Ohio State University? The Ohio State that's for non sports fans. 214 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:51,600 Speaker 1: That's what all their players say when they announced where 215 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:56,000 Speaker 1: they came from. I went to the Ohio State University exactly. 216 00:12:56,280 --> 00:13:01,280 Speaker 1: He went to Miami University of Ohio. Netflix is coming 217 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,800 Speaker 1: for the shared passwords. They've been promising this for a while, 218 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:08,680 Speaker 1: but they just they just did a Q four earnings report, 219 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,360 Speaker 1: and you know they were they were on with their 220 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:15,280 Speaker 1: Wall Street homies. Who are I think it's like cool 221 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:18,600 Speaker 1: to fire people and shipped on the consumers who pay you, 222 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:20,959 Speaker 1: and so they were like, and by the way, we're 223 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:27,160 Speaker 1: getting rid of these fucking shared passwords. They're going down assholes. Um. So, 224 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:28,720 Speaker 1: I mean, I get why they need to do it, 225 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,960 Speaker 1: but I just can't wait to see how they fuck 226 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:36,240 Speaker 1: this up and like alienate the Yeah, I totally and 227 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:38,640 Speaker 1: I think a lot of us to do too. Because 228 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:41,960 Speaker 1: of that ad supported tier absolutely ship the bed like 229 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,280 Speaker 1: nobody using it. So they took a big swing on that, 230 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:48,920 Speaker 1: and I think because that was like no from the consumers, 231 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:53,520 Speaker 1: they're like, well, then we're coming for your fucking passwords. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 232 00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:55,640 Speaker 1: and they're gonna like when they tried to do it 233 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:59,199 Speaker 1: and they like test rolled some of it out and 234 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:03,520 Speaker 1: I think some South and Central American countries and the 235 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:09,280 Speaker 1: reports from those tests were it fucking sucks. It's bad. Look, 236 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:12,360 Speaker 1: consumers get smarter, you know what I mean. So if anything, 237 00:14:12,679 --> 00:14:15,000 Speaker 1: you're just gonna start seeing like a proliferation of people 238 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:18,040 Speaker 1: just uploading exclusive Netflix shows to like their plex server, 239 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,040 Speaker 1: and then everyone just goes to that, and then the 240 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,520 Speaker 1: pirates are gonna win or not. I don't know, you know, 241 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:27,280 Speaker 1: allegedly we have a new person to like, I don't know, 242 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:30,160 Speaker 1: there's that jay Z lyric about like in the future 243 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:36,560 Speaker 1: picturing your son throwing the football with Russell Westbrook, Like, uh, 244 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:42,880 Speaker 1: future kids or Russell Wilson. Yeah, and uh god, Russell Wilson. 245 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:46,480 Speaker 1: Have you ever watched videos of Russell Wilson. Yeah, Oh 246 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:49,320 Speaker 1: my god. He is the least interesting man on the planet. 247 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:53,560 Speaker 1: He is such a dorm He's like, he looks like 248 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,880 Speaker 1: an algorithm. Yeah. I don't know how that makes sense, 249 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:59,440 Speaker 1: but that's his vibe, his algorithm. He looks like he 250 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:02,960 Speaker 1: seems like he's malfunctioning at all times too, Like just 251 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:06,560 Speaker 1: his attempts to be cool or do anything authentic on 252 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:11,120 Speaker 1: social media are wild. Um, there's like this one long 253 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:14,520 Speaker 1: dance video that oh man, oh I saw that. I 254 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:17,080 Speaker 1: saw part of it where I was like, please get 255 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:20,880 Speaker 1: me out of here. Hard to watch, hard watch. Anyways, 256 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:24,040 Speaker 1: we got a new one, the Jiu Jitsu Instructor. The 257 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:26,920 Speaker 1: family Jiu Jitsu Instructor is the new person. You gotta 258 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:31,480 Speaker 1: be watching out for Russell Wilson throwing the mouth. It's 259 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:33,720 Speaker 1: the Jets Mob, They're coming for you. So we talked 260 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:36,600 Speaker 1: about how when Giselle and Tom Brady split that there 261 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:38,880 Speaker 1: was rumors that she was kicking it, like you know, 262 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,960 Speaker 1: with the jiu jitsu instructor, and people are like, you know, 263 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,400 Speaker 1: he's been like a refuge and like like there's a 264 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,840 Speaker 1: lot of trust between them. Now there's like pictures of 265 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:48,320 Speaker 1: them and like Costa Rica and like they're on a 266 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:51,000 Speaker 1: jog and ship and they're like, what's going on? And 267 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,240 Speaker 1: again they're like the fund is going on here, Like 268 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,600 Speaker 1: she's with the jiu jitsu guy, right, this guy like 269 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:58,120 Speaker 1: Joaquim Valenci, I don't know if he's I don't know 270 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:03,120 Speaker 1: if he's Brazilian also, which may factor in, uh yeah, 271 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:05,960 Speaker 1: and which would get in a way. Yeah, but I 272 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,880 Speaker 1: mean there's I mean b j j Yeah, Brazilian jiu 273 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,720 Speaker 1: jitsu is definitely its own thing. So you know, it's 274 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:17,120 Speaker 1: not Brazilian NFL football that is whack and only American. 275 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,800 Speaker 1: I wonder if she's like, yeah, you know, he's just 276 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,080 Speaker 1: tom just has no honey in his hips, you know 277 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,440 Speaker 1: what I mean, He's touched down, Tommy. I need someone 278 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:26,960 Speaker 1: with a little bit of you know, as we say 279 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:29,920 Speaker 1: in Brazil, some some some that X factor that we 280 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:33,080 Speaker 1: like to tap into. But anyway, you know, one of 281 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:37,480 Speaker 1: the insiders said Gizella doors and trust valenci And has 282 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,440 Speaker 1: been spending a lot of time with him. But I 283 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:42,840 Speaker 1: don't think it's a traditional dating scenario, which means they're dating, 284 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:46,440 Speaker 1: like yeah, there's nothing going on here. They simply have 285 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:50,560 Speaker 1: a quote deep personal relationship and he is a teacher 286 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:54,360 Speaker 1: to her and the kids. Oh Tom, no, I'm sorry, 287 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,440 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. When you step to this guy, he's gonna 288 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,520 Speaker 1: have you in his guard so quick, and you're gonna 289 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,440 Speaker 1: act like just told him you walked out a fucking 290 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:04,840 Speaker 1: anger management family. So he's gonna be like, Oh, you're 291 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:09,119 Speaker 1: a tough guy. Huh okay, let me come over here. Chom, 292 00:17:09,119 --> 00:17:16,159 Speaker 1: I got something, are you, Mr Braigy? Uh yeah, that 293 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:21,120 Speaker 1: Portuguese accent, you know, Chom Braigy And that quote whether 294 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:22,920 Speaker 1: it goes on to say whether or not it will 295 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:25,639 Speaker 1: ever become more than that rests on the table. So 296 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:29,720 Speaker 1: that's a really non committal way from him. That sounds 297 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:33,679 Speaker 1: like a yeah, the teacher to her, I'm a teacher 298 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:39,680 Speaker 1: to her and the kids, like a very slightual describing 299 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:42,720 Speaker 1: whether or not they're fucking you know. Yeah. I also 300 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:44,879 Speaker 1: found out what what what's the type of fat that 301 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:51,360 Speaker 1: people are speculating to that cheek fat Yeah removed. There 302 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,560 Speaker 1: was a really funny tweet with someone who's like, we 303 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,760 Speaker 1: don't call that boocle fat around here, we call that 304 00:17:56,000 --> 00:18:01,240 Speaker 1: guancha like Italian like parked out will meat he used 305 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:04,959 Speaker 1: to cook with. Yeah, that was more of a foodie 306 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:09,719 Speaker 1: joke for child. But yeah, some people. So people are 307 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:14,439 Speaker 1: speculating because he's he's very thin, I think because he 308 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:19,200 Speaker 1: is on so like, do people realize how restrictive TB 309 00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:25,280 Speaker 1: twelve is. No TV twelve considers tomatoes a junk food. 310 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:29,480 Speaker 1: Tomatoes like just raw tomatoes. That's not you're not that's 311 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:33,040 Speaker 1: too inflammatory, Like there's so much ship you can't it's 312 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:35,760 Speaker 1: too much. And now he looks like handsome squid word 313 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:38,840 Speaker 1: having a mid life crisis. Yeah, and it is wild 314 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,439 Speaker 1: to see, Like when he came into the league, he 315 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:43,000 Speaker 1: was just like he looked like a football player, and 316 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,760 Speaker 1: now he looks Yeah that he's a guy where the 317 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:48,679 Speaker 1: Jets mob took off with his wife and kids. He 318 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:52,399 Speaker 1: looks like a character from a nightmare before Christmas, you know, 319 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:58,240 Speaker 1: like very he's he's got Jack Skellington vibes um and 320 00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:00,960 Speaker 1: it's good, Like, hey, he's still a handsome dude. He 321 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:03,920 Speaker 1: was handsome before too, Like it's it's all good. That's 322 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:07,920 Speaker 1: why I feel comfortable like making fun of his changing appearances, 323 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,479 Speaker 1: Like I'm not. It's not like it's like, look at 324 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:15,479 Speaker 1: this ugly you know, he's still an icon. It's just, uh, 325 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,000 Speaker 1: what do you you act like? He's listening to this 326 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,480 Speaker 1: ship Tom. It's all right, man, like, don't don't be 327 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,280 Speaker 1: mad at me. Just take a look in the mirror, 328 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,960 Speaker 1: you know. All right, get to the next one so 329 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:29,600 Speaker 1: we could feel older, okay. Uh and finally, uh, somebody 330 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:32,679 Speaker 1: issued a list of the top rap songs turning thirty 331 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:39,119 Speaker 1: this year. It's oh, yeah, I know him all, I 332 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:42,480 Speaker 1: know him, all these songs that are turning thirty. Okay, 333 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:47,640 Speaker 1: first one, what if I say, who that's the sound 334 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:50,480 Speaker 1: of the police. Yeah, that's cares one sound of the police. 335 00:19:50,640 --> 00:20:03,520 Speaker 1: How about this one that's slam Bionic Lords of the 336 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:08,040 Speaker 1: Underground chief come on, chef Chiefs about to be thirty? 337 00:20:08,359 --> 00:20:14,920 Speaker 1: Shoop shoopoo again. This is how I this is how 338 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,960 Speaker 1: we chill from ninety three till died the seven Digits 339 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:21,320 Speaker 1: call up Bridget Yeah so was a mischief till infinity, 340 00:20:21,359 --> 00:20:24,080 Speaker 1: which makes sense. It's but still had to put that 341 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:27,240 Speaker 1: in my mind. Um uh full you know how we 342 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:32,280 Speaker 1: do it? Ice cube? Okay, hey what about a fool? 343 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:36,720 Speaker 1: Don't you know I'm local local Boom dum boom, insane 344 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:44,440 Speaker 1: in the brain. Also, Papa, Papa you n I d 345 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:49,520 Speaker 1: I gotta let him know you ain't up. That's how 346 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:52,119 Speaker 1: I remember on the radio, it was who are you 347 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:57,840 Speaker 1: calling up at you? We're like what uh? Then? Uh? 348 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:01,879 Speaker 1: Naughty by Nature, hip Hop Hooray, Diggible Planets where I'm from, 349 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:06,240 Speaker 1: Keep your head up by Tupac, Outcast Players, ball Snoop Dog. 350 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:10,280 Speaker 1: Some of these seem real, like the Cypress Hill one 351 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:13,040 Speaker 1: for some reason. I think maybe because like my friends 352 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:15,119 Speaker 1: at the time, we're into the Cypress Hill one, like 353 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:18,879 Speaker 1: right away, like the second that came out, They're like, oh, 354 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:26,320 Speaker 1: we smoked weed too, right exactly? Yeah, Murder number four 355 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:28,840 Speaker 1: I got. I think I had that cass single. If not, 356 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:33,879 Speaker 1: I had the cassette album of Murder Murder they gave me. 357 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:37,119 Speaker 1: That's when I was like, who's Calvin Rhodus like the 358 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:40,040 Speaker 1: video because had that and I was like, that's his. 359 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,000 Speaker 1: That's when I was like rappers can have, like really 360 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:47,040 Speaker 1: dorky asked names. Oh no, and then when I learned, 361 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:52,680 Speaker 1: I was like, no, I can't believe. Shoot and Murder 362 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,959 Speaker 1: was the case came out in the same year, also 363 00:21:55,560 --> 00:22:01,320 Speaker 1: award tour, and then one of our favorites, don't yeah 364 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:05,320 Speaker 1: casual is everything around me because I mean, we gotta 365 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:09,440 Speaker 1: get that money, dollar dollar bill, y'all. Oh my god, 366 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:12,200 Speaker 1: wait when do we That's so funny, Jack. I remember 367 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,879 Speaker 1: when we were talking about the twenty fifth anniversary of 368 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:19,080 Speaker 1: thirty six Chambers on this show. Yeah, early episodes and 369 00:22:19,119 --> 00:22:23,280 Speaker 1: we're talking thirty years. Oh my god, Miles, we just 370 00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:30,560 Speaker 1: carbon date. Just use like I'm fucking just use, just 371 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,920 Speaker 1: use thirty Look, cut cut us in half like the 372 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:35,320 Speaker 1: rings on a tree, and just hold up the thirty 373 00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:37,960 Speaker 1: six Chambers next to our bleeding body and you'll hold there. 374 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:42,240 Speaker 1: All right. Those are some of the things that are 375 00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:46,040 Speaker 1: trending on this Friday afternoon. We're back on Monday with 376 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:48,359 Speaker 1: the whole last episode of the show. Be kind to 377 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:51,320 Speaker 1: each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine, don't 378 00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:53,920 Speaker 1: do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk to 379 00:22:54,000 --> 00:23:01,680 Speaker 1: y'all on Monday. Bye bye.