Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame.
Speaker 2: Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 2: Hi, this is Pete Akins. I'm the general manager here restaurant,
Speaker 2: and I was looking for our anniversary girl, Hannah. Oh yes, hi, Hi,
Speaker 2: how's it going. So I'm the general manager of the
Speaker 2: restaurant and I was looking through our reservation books the
Speaker 2: other day and I saw that you and your husband
Speaker 2: have booked a private room for your twenty five year
Speaker 2: wedding anniversary. That's exciting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're very excited. We kind of thought we'd go
Speaker 3: all out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is amazing and I am so excited to
Speaker 2: spend the evening with you guys.
Speaker 1: Well oh oh, you mean sort of like the concierge,
Speaker 1: if you will, to make sure this is going well.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, no, I love love. And when I
Speaker 2: saw in the reservation book that you guys had reserved
Speaker 2: the private room for your twenty five year wedding anniversary,
Speaker 2: I cleared my schedule so I will also be there.
Speaker 2: Oh what a beautiful thing it is. Twenty five years
Speaker 2: that's great.
Speaker 3: Wait, I'm sorry, Yeah, a private room, right, you're not
Speaker 3: going to Nobody else will be able to bug us
Speaker 3: and I hope it's okay.
Speaker 2: But I did take the liberty of hiring some entertainment
Speaker 2: for the evening, and I've got some special things planned.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm sorry. We didn't ask for any special things plan.
Speaker 1: We just wanted the room, private room, wonderful meal.
Speaker 2: Yes things, we'll get all that done. And do you
Speaker 2: like jello?
Speaker 3: No, I'm sorry? What noe?
Speaker 2: No? Okay, because I have a Jello mold being made.
Speaker 2: It says twenty five years. That's for the middle of
Speaker 2: the table. It's gonna be great.
Speaker 3: No, we did not order a Jello mold.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's for free. It's just to be just just
Speaker 2: a little decoration for you guys, so you can take
Speaker 2: home with you if you want. Nothing travels like jello.
Speaker 2: And also, I want to run by the bands for you.
Speaker 2: I want to run them by see which one you'd
Speaker 2: want me to book or all three.
Speaker 3: We didn't book a band.
Speaker 1: I don't want you.
Speaker 2: Book I know. I saw that you didn't book a
Speaker 2: band when you booked the private room for your twenty
Speaker 2: five year wedding anniversary, and I was like, well, we
Speaker 2: need to get a band in there. This is a
Speaker 2: big deal. So I've got a couple options. They are
Speaker 2: already ready to go. I can book all three.
Speaker 1: We don't want you up selling me on a band, okay.
Speaker 1: We just want the private room, the nice meal. You
Speaker 1: can cancel, the jell the mome okay, okay, And we don't.
Speaker 3: Want you there.
Speaker 2: Well, I will tell you I'm not trying to upsell you.
Speaker 2: This is my treat, so one of the guys.
Speaker 3: We don't want it here. We don't want it.
Speaker 2: We have heard Tommy the Piper. No, I want you
Speaker 2: to picture this. Okay. You guys are all dressed up,
Speaker 2: it's your twenty five year wedding anniversary. You walk into
Speaker 2: our private room and you're serenaded by Tommy the Piper.
Speaker 2: He's the city's best bagpiper.
Speaker 1: I want.
Speaker 2: That's a live on his music there. It's pretty impressive,
Speaker 2: is it.
Speaker 1: Don't you understand? Okay, we don't want a big paper,
Speaker 1: we don't want you hummering over us.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: We just want a nice, wonderful private night with Justice.
Speaker 1: And we don't want any of his other crap.
Speaker 3: Why do you not understand that?
Speaker 2: What about the Kazoo band, because I've got those guys
Speaker 2: so too. That's the second for their music. It's very peaceful,
Speaker 2: they do all kinds of things. This is them doing Okay,
Speaker 2: a Star Wars thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're done.
Speaker 3: No, no, we're done. Cancel the reservation. Cancel the reservation.
Speaker 1: If you're not going to listen to me when I'm
Speaker 1: telling you something, I'm not coming to your restaurant.
Speaker 2: Okay, can I.
Speaker 3: Run one more performer?
Speaker 2: Because I figure, you know, if you don't like those,
Speaker 2: you your head in the baby.
Speaker 1: Like, what the hell is wrong with you?
Speaker 3: Cancels? Okay, I can't do that, though, what do you
Speaker 3: mean you can't exactly.
Speaker 2: Because this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing
Speaker 2: a phone prank on you and your husband. Jack set
Speaker 2: you up. It's a joke. He said that you guys
Speaker 2: are celebrating your twenty fifth wedding anniversary and booked like
Speaker 2: a fancy private dinner and he wanted to mess with you. Oh,
Speaker 2: happy anniversary. You sure, I got a banjo player ready
Speaker 2: to go to if you want.
Speaker 1: No, Oh, Jack, wake up every morning with Jubile phone
Speaker 1: Franks