Speaker 1: Kutbooms.
Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
Speaker 2: of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He
Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the
Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow, it's a clearinghouse
Speaker 2: of hot takes. Break free for something special. The Fifth
Speaker 2: Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.
Speaker 1: In the air everywhere. The Fifth Hour with Me, Big
Speaker 1: Ben and Danny g Radio No days off on a
Speaker 1: wonderful holiday weekend. As we are hanging out with you
Speaker 1: on this Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, a big lazy day here
Speaker 1: Danny in the old broadcast dojo. As we're hanging out
Speaker 1: here on the twenty fifth day of the month of
Speaker 1: So do we have one more? I guess we have no.
Speaker 1: This is our last Saturday pot, right, because there's thirty
Speaker 1: one days in the month of My math is correct,
Speaker 1: and today is the twenty fifth, So next Saturday will
Speaker 1: be June first. Right? Is my computer like brain correct?
Speaker 3: They told me there would be no math involved. It's
Speaker 3: not trigonometry. Yeah, all right, I'm adjusting my Janet Jackson, Mike,
Speaker 3: I stole from the remote.
Speaker 1: Well, you had a successful broadcast yesterday.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I love Arizona and I don't want to spread
Speaker 3: any rumors about the vegan but there was something we
Speaker 3: did after the remote that involved something green.
Speaker 1: Oh oh but not okay, Well, there's two types of
Speaker 1: green he likes. There's two, Yeah, there could be either one.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I have no idea. But Saturday is
Speaker 1: National Wine Day today, dating, I'm not a wine guy.
Speaker 1: Are you a wine guy?
Speaker 3: My wife he loves wine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my wife wants to be a wine person, but
Speaker 1: we I don't really like to taste, and I don't
Speaker 1: think she does anywhere any any any in any way.
Speaker 1: But I think we are being dragged later this summer
Speaker 1: to some kind of wine tasting event, which is going
Speaker 1: to be very odd because I don't like wine. So
Speaker 1: why would I go on a wine tasting thing if
Speaker 1: I don't like wine.
Speaker 3: Well, you'll have fun, though, because of the buzz from
Speaker 3: wine is nice.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, we'll have that. Also if you want to
Speaker 1: celebrate today's National bath bomb Day. So and it's also
Speaker 1: National brown Baggot.
Speaker 3: Day as well, so it sounds very violent.
Speaker 1: Holiday day today yeah, we got you bath bomb and
Speaker 1: brown baggot, which is what David Vassie should put over
Speaker 1: his head after this past week. But I digress. We're
Speaker 1: only at deaf Con. We're only at deaf Con three.
Speaker 1: We're only at deaf Con three. That's it. We're only
Speaker 1: at deaf Con three. Today's a pod. We've got the
Speaker 1: Blessing of Low Expectations, the Ninth Island, the Buggy Bonanza,
Speaker 1: and we'll see what else we have time for. We
Speaker 1: have some other stuff that we might get to, including
Speaker 1: the Idiom of the week, but we'll start with this.
Speaker 1: The last weekend, I was given the opportunity to do
Speaker 1: something that I had not done in many, many years.
Speaker 1: My mother in law, who I get along with. I'm
Speaker 1: very lucky. I hear stories from dudes I can't stay
Speaker 1: at my mother in law. Actually, I think it's often
Speaker 1: women that hate their mother in law, but there are
Speaker 1: guys that don't like their mother in law either. Anyway,
Speaker 1: my mother in law's pretty cool. She was a nurse
Speaker 1: for a long time, and she really likes to gamble like.
Speaker 1: She enjoys gambling a lot. She likes playing the slot machines,
Speaker 1: which is not a great thing for you in terms
Speaker 1: of making money, right, you don't make a lot of
Speaker 1: money at that. You often lose money. But every once
Speaker 1: in a while she'll hit a jackpot and she's she's
Speaker 1: very happy. So she contacts us this couple weeks back.
Speaker 1: She's like, hey, I got I hit a jackpot and
Speaker 1: I can get you a free room at she gambles
Speaker 1: at one of the local Southern California Indian casinos. So
Speaker 1: you know, it's a free room kind of nice thing.
Speaker 1: It's a getaway, but it's not that far, which is
Speaker 1: like the greatest thing. You don't have to travel out far.
Speaker 1: You don't have to get on a plane or a train.
Speaker 1: You just drive out and you go to this hotel
Speaker 1: and you can gamble a little bit and if you're
Speaker 1: into that kind of thing, and have a good time.
Speaker 1: So we're like, okay, we'll do it. So she books
Speaker 1: the hotel room and my wife's been taking some classes online.
Speaker 1: She's been doing some school stuff in addition to her work,
Speaker 1: and so she's kind of stressed out. We're like, all right,
Speaker 1: we'll go out there. And she had very very low expectation.
Speaker 1: She was not really looking forward to this. So we
Speaker 1: get out there and it's out. We went to If
Speaker 1: you're familiar with southern California, they have great commercials. Yamava.
Speaker 1: Have you heard of Yamavay You've been to Yamava.
Speaker 3: I have been there one time. All right.
Speaker 1: So we got a room with the hotel at Yamava Casino,
Speaker 1: which is in San Bernardino in the nine oh nine
Speaker 1: in southern California. So we drives a pretty good drive
Speaker 1: to get out there. It was like Friday night drive
Speaker 1: out to Yama Bah and we're cruising on out there
Speaker 1: and then whatever, and we go a couple of freeways,
Speaker 1: get off the highway and Crackhead, Bob, Crackhead, Meg Crackhead, Steve, Crackhead, Sarah,
Speaker 1: they're all there. Right. It is like I felt like
Speaker 1: I was in San Francisco in the Tenderloin district. When
Speaker 1: I got off the freeway, I'm like, oh boy, this
Speaker 1: is like sodom and gomor here. What do we what
Speaker 1: do we done? My wife's oh boy, oh man, and
Speaker 1: we're like, oh, this is not good. This is not good.
Speaker 1: And so we we get off the highway, turn left.
Speaker 1: We stop at a red light. There's more people that
Speaker 1: are really down the lock but want your money. I
Speaker 1: don't know what their drug of choices. I can imagine
Speaker 1: what it is, but whatever, whatever, you know, we keep
Speaker 1: going and it's night, so everything everything looks scarier at
Speaker 1: night and not true. Everything was a little more dangerous
Speaker 1: at night. And so we're driving. We go up the hill,
Speaker 1: you go down, turn left, go up a hill and
Speaker 1: then we see at the very top of the hill
Speaker 1: is this palace, like this beautiful palace, just magical. So
Speaker 1: that's pretty cool. So we get up there and my
Speaker 1: mother in law is like, you gotta go to the valet.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I hate valet parking, but just go to
Speaker 1: the vallet. So we went to the valet at the
Speaker 1: hotel and we get out and it was amazing, Like
Speaker 1: the hotel was was awesome. They had a robot it
Speaker 1: was like from Star Wars was running around the lobby
Speaker 1: of the hotel. It was adults only, so and they
Speaker 1: had security everywhere to keep the people that were going
Speaker 1: to mess up the hotel out, and the room was
Speaker 1: first class. That I had not been to an Indian
Speaker 1: casino in a long time because I did not have
Speaker 1: some good experiences at them back in the day, Like
Speaker 1: they were kind of eh, but this place was this
Speaker 1: was like being in Vegas. I felt like I was
Speaker 1: walking around in the casino floor at MGM or Aria
Speaker 1: or somewhere like that.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's not that far from your house, so I
Speaker 3: know I could get into trouble.
Speaker 1: But there is no sports book because you know, there's
Speaker 1: no sports gambling because of the Native American casinos. As
Speaker 1: I was told, as I understand it, they blocked the
Speaker 1: vote a couple of years ago because DraftKings and the
Speaker 1: other major sports books that were not their books were
Speaker 1: going to run sports gambling in California. So they spent
Speaker 1: all this money to block it. While they're going to
Speaker 1: have another vote, I believe in twenty twenty five. I
Speaker 1: think it might be later this year, but I think
Speaker 1: it's twenty twenty five. I'll have to double check on that,
Speaker 1: and that will be the one. As I was told
Speaker 1: that the Native American Indian casinos will support because they'll
Speaker 1: be the ones in control of sports gambling. And then Danny,
Speaker 1: oh boy, watch out, watch out, will I will be
Speaker 1: a regular at Yama Vah and all these other hotel
Speaker 1: casino places in southern California. I did see club member yes,
Speaker 1: near the food court Danny. They did have what I
Speaker 1: believe will be where their sports book is. They had
Speaker 1: this little cutout with nothing but TVs and they had
Speaker 1: a broadcast. I think it was the LAFC team was
Speaker 1: playing Charlotte, I'm not sure. Last it was last Saturday,
Speaker 1: and there were hundreds of dudes who were there drinking
Speaker 1: in the bar area because they had like ten, fifteen,
Speaker 1: twenty monitors and they all had the soccer game on
Speaker 1: and they were making noise, going crazy. They were really
Speaker 1: into it. I kind of wish I was into soccer
Speaker 1: because I would be like, that's kind of cool. Like
Speaker 1: they really were passionate. I was like, what do you
Speaker 1: In my head, I'm like, why are you so excited?
Speaker 1: It's zero zero, don't I don't understand. But they were
Speaker 1: enjoying themselves, having a fine time, so it was great.
Speaker 1: I mean, and they're not paying for me to say it.
Speaker 1: They I don't even know if they're an advertiser or
Speaker 1: not not getting anything out of this. I just thought
Speaker 1: it was a great experience, and I I give part
Speaker 1: of it. I didn't have to pay for it. Actually
Speaker 1: think it's pretty expensive to stay at that particular hotel.
Speaker 1: But my wife played the slots. I'm not a big
Speaker 1: slot guy, and she actually made a little money. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess we got some money here. Made a little
Speaker 1: money playing the slots, which is which is rare.
Speaker 3: So so that was that.
Speaker 1: Was kind of neat. So I will be back. I
Speaker 1: have a feeling this summer. I love going to Vegas too,
Speaker 1: and I plan on going there. We're hoping to have
Speaker 1: a Malard meet and greet in Last Wages Nevada at
Speaker 1: some point this summer. But in between I'll probably be
Speaker 1: back at Yamava and hanging out having a grand time.
Speaker 1: I had some pretty good restaurants. Had a great pretzel there.
Speaker 1: Some of the restaurants sucked.
Speaker 3: I'll give you one.
Speaker 1: Don't eat at the George Lopez Cantina or whatever it's called.
Speaker 1: Their bad restaurant. Did not like that man, But everything
Speaker 1: else we ate was pretty pretty good.
Speaker 3: The Barbie scratch George Lopez off the list of potential
Speaker 3: guests on the fifth hour.
Speaker 1: I don't think we have to worry about that one.
Speaker 1: He just probably put his name on the restaurant anyway,
Speaker 1: he had nothing to do with the food. And the
Speaker 1: barbecue place was pretty good. I was surprised did you.
Speaker 3: Put your foot down though, celebrity or not wealthy or not.
Speaker 3: If your name was on something, wouldn't you taste test everything?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But if you become a big enough name, you're
Speaker 1: just a dumble.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like if my name was on my name is on
Speaker 1: I got I got chicken fingers in Kansas City, I
Speaker 1: got the chicken sandwich. In Denver we got also the
Speaker 1: malth Or Fowler.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's the menu. Imagine if your name was
Speaker 3: in big neon lights in front of the restaurant.
Speaker 1: So if I was, like, I don't know, Colin Cowherd
Speaker 1: or something like that. Yeah, yeah, I think this would
Speaker 1: definitely be be different. I think that would be a
Speaker 1: lot of fun. Though, to run a restaurant and the
Speaker 1: promise you that's a big pain in the ass. It
Speaker 1: is a couple of bad and the food goes bad,
Speaker 1: you lose your money, you're fired. That'll put me out
Speaker 1: on the Ninth Island, Danny, if I'm out there open rest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you know the Ninth Island is Las Vegas.
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what Hawaiians call it. You know, there's such
Speaker 3: a population of Hawaiian people there that they consider it
Speaker 3: to be their home away from home. So when Mariota
Speaker 3: was not taken, but when the Raiders signed him that offseason,
Speaker 3: they were all excited there in Hawaii. They're like, yeah,
Speaker 3: so really quick before I tell that story. This is
Speaker 3: part of it. And this is when I was listening
Speaker 3: to the Ben Mallor Overnight Show my WiFi and Big
Speaker 3: Baby CoA have been under the weather. She's got an
Speaker 3: air infection. He's also got a cough and he's been
Speaker 3: tugging and rubbing on both of his ears. We have
Speaker 3: to go to Kaiser's urgent care location which is in
Speaker 3: Woodland Hills. So I got to jump on the one
Speaker 3: on one Freeway. And here's the update from ABC seven.
Speaker 3: Dunt dun duntu breaking news. The Wildlife Crossing over the
Speaker 3: one on one Freeway and Agora Hills is one step
Speaker 3: closer to completion after Cruise placed the final girder this week.
Speaker 1: Congratulations. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And it shows a picture of it and in big
Speaker 3: letters it says final girder placed on Wildlife crossing. And
Speaker 3: now when you open up the article, there's been a
Speaker 3: second animal sighting on top of the frame. Guess what
Speaker 3: it was the first one was an owl? What did
Speaker 3: somebody take a picture of what's that dan, A big
Speaker 3: fat squirrel crossing. Oh one, squirrel saved.
Speaker 1: It was all worth it, all, it was worth it.
Speaker 3: The tally is now two animals, life saved and this
Speaker 3: bridge is not even done yet. An owl and a
Speaker 3: squirrel both crossed to the other side.
Speaker 1: You know what it is? A modern marvel? Yeah, is
Speaker 1: a modern marvel.
Speaker 3: Where are the applause?
Speaker 1: Yes, tremendous job, very impressive there.
Speaker 3: So, Ben, we sit in this freaking traffic to get
Speaker 3: through that part of the one oh one to go
Speaker 3: to Woodland Hills, which is god awful now with the
Speaker 3: overblown population and dirtiness of that city. Now, I used
Speaker 3: to live there back in the day and it was cool.
Speaker 3: Now it's just it's.
Speaker 1: The home of the rams A practice facility.
Speaker 3: They are, and well they're gonna have to do barriers.
Speaker 3: There's just homeless encampments and tents all over that city.
Speaker 1: Now, well all over southern California.
Speaker 3: Well it did, I know, but the San Fernando Valley.
Speaker 3: There were certain cities that didn't have that issue, and
Speaker 3: now they do. So I'm listening to the end of
Speaker 3: the Dodgers postgame and then your show comes on. We'ren't
Speaker 3: able to make an appointment for either of them, so
Speaker 3: we're thinking we could just walk them both in, and
Speaker 3: the guy says, sorry, closes at nine pm. You gotta
Speaker 3: go to the er which is next door. And I'm
Speaker 3: not kidding you. There's about fifty hobos inside this place.
Speaker 3: Homeless people were sleeping inside the emergency room waiting room.
Speaker 3: So my wife says, I am not taking the baby
Speaker 3: in there. We just scrap it. We drive back home.
Speaker 3: Problem they're not even letting traffic go on that part
Speaker 3: of the one o one. There's a route that you
Speaker 3: have to take on side streets to get back onto
Speaker 3: the one oh one later after you pass this wildlife crossing.
Speaker 3: It took an extra twenty minutes to get home because
Speaker 3: we were in a line of cars and I'm like,
Speaker 3: this fucking thing saving an owl. I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 3: punch somebody in the throat right now. The air infection
Speaker 3: is really bad for my WiFi. Co is still not
Speaker 3: feeling better. So now fast forward a few days and
Speaker 3: I take CoA myself to the urgent care in our town.
Speaker 3: I was a hero for the day because my WIFEI
Speaker 3: then drove her self di Woodland Hills after she found
Speaker 3: an appointment for the day, so they were at the
Speaker 3: same time. So I'm in there. I'm being super dad.
Speaker 3: I was able to get him on the scale. This
Speaker 3: kid is about thirty pounds, by the way, he was
Speaker 3: just under thirty pounds. He's nine months old. The lady
Speaker 3: was like, whoa, he's a whopper. He was smiling and
Speaker 3: waving to the staff in there. They all loved him.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, the receptionist said, he looks just like you.
Speaker 3: He's adorable. And I was like, yeah, I'm gonna start
Speaker 3: taking him to the mall.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 3: I told my wife about that later and she's like,
Speaker 3: you are not allowed to go anywhere with him by yourself.
Speaker 3: So I get him back in his car seat and
Speaker 3: I drive to Woodland Hills to meet her at her
Speaker 3: appointment to hand him off because I got to go
Speaker 3: to Sherman Oaks for the Coveno and Rich show. I
Speaker 3: get in the car. He's all settled, he's got his babe,
Speaker 3: as we call it, his bottle. And I looked down
Speaker 3: at my left leg and it is just small in
Speaker 3: what's the word when you rub your pant leg on
Speaker 3: a tire word soot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the rubber stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, it just just completely black crap all over
Speaker 3: my gray, my nice gray joggers.
Speaker 1: And you're starting to look like a hobo.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I looked like I belonged to the Woodland
Speaker 3: Hills emergency room waiting room. I'm like, this sucks. So
Speaker 3: I hand off the baby and I'm like, okay, perfect,
Speaker 3: I have time now to go to the target. I do.
Speaker 3: I have to try on a couple of pairs of
Speaker 3: these joggers that I get there. Sitting there and doing
Speaker 3: the show with Covino and Rich. This was this last Thursday,
Speaker 3: and I'm feeling better about myself because I don't I
Speaker 3: think I don't look like a hobo. This show ends
Speaker 3: and Iowa, Sam tells me, what is that throw up?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: What points to my left shoulder? And Ben, there is
Speaker 3: this big pool of dried up puke from baby courtesy
Speaker 3: of baby color.
Speaker 1: He left your assuming ear, He sure did, he said, Daddy,
Speaker 1: I want you to have something to take the work
Speaker 1: to show the boys.
Speaker 3: Oh here, I was worried about looking like a bum
Speaker 3: because of the stain on my pants, and what I
Speaker 3: really should have been worried about was the puke on
Speaker 3: my left shoulder, and then I thought I rewound the
Speaker 3: day in my mind. Big Mike who Coveno. All the
Speaker 3: guys at the table when we did our pre show meeting,
Speaker 3: they were probably staring at this puke on my shoulder
Speaker 3: and nobody said a word.
Speaker 1: Gives the hurl of shame new meaning Iowa.
Speaker 3: Sam was so nice to point it out. But I
Speaker 3: call this the Ninth Island because if you go to
Speaker 3: my Twitter account at Danny G Radio. Luckily, I was
Speaker 3: wearing my Hawaii shirt that day that shows all the
Speaker 3: islands and they're kind of like in a white color
Speaker 3: on a dark shirt, okay, and then on my shoulder
Speaker 3: the dried puke looks like the Ninth Island on the shirt.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's that's nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so sweet by coor that is so Yo Vegas.
Speaker 3: You're not the Ninth Island. Puke on my shoulder was
Speaker 3: the Ninth Island.
Speaker 1: I love it. That's great. Well, you know what I
Speaker 1: felt like when Lorena was working one of the first
Speaker 1: nights and she pointed out that my pants were covered
Speaker 1: in hair from my dog Luigi, who sheds and was
Speaker 1: jumping up on my lap, and I didn't realize it.
Speaker 1: I was in a hurry to get out of the
Speaker 1: house and I was covered in dog hair and that
Speaker 1: was that was wonderful.
Speaker 3: Last week I bought a dog and I needed an emotion.
Speaker 1: So this is kind of an odd one. Danny. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna call this the buggy Bonanza. And I blamed Supermarket
Speaker 1: Steve for this. We've had an ongoing conversation on the
Speaker 1: show the last couple of weeks about shopping cars. It's
Speaker 1: it's actually gone on for a couple months. And I'm
Speaker 1: on the right side of history. Many people are on
Speaker 1: the wrong side of history. I stand with Supermarket Steve,
Speaker 1: a man that's worked in the business for many, many years.
Speaker 1: So I'm at the gym the other day and I'm
Speaker 1: on YouTube trying to find something to wash to try
Speaker 1: to kill the time while I'm on the treadmill, and
Speaker 1: I don't normally do this, but for some reason, I
Speaker 1: looked at the recommended for you section on YouTube and
Speaker 1: guess what popped up? A documentary about grocery stores popped up.
Speaker 1: Do you think maybe, just by chance, that's because the
Speaker 1: phone's spying on me, Danny and has heard me talk
Speaker 1: about shopping carts.
Speaker 3: It's the Russian spying through your phone exactly.
Speaker 1: But for some reason, because I'm an idiot, I clicked
Speaker 1: on it. I was like, all right, I mean, maybe
Speaker 1: i'll learn.
Speaker 3: Something makes sense.
Speaker 1: Uh, And so I click on this thing and I'm
Speaker 1: watching and it was actually pretty pretty pretty good, and
Speaker 1: I learned something, ironically enough, about the shopping cart. There
Speaker 1: was this grocery store magnet in Oklahoma named Sylvan Goldman,
Speaker 1: who Sylvan Goldman I believe is his name. I know
Speaker 1: Goldman was last name. So he was in Oklahoma, and
Speaker 1: he was the guy that invented the buggy, or as
Speaker 1: we call it, the shopping cart, but back in those
Speaker 1: days they called it the buggy. And in the nineteen thirties,
Speaker 1: right nineteen thirties, the buggy slash grocer cart was invented
Speaker 1: by this guy, Sylvan Goldman. But here's the thing I learned,
Speaker 1: the thing that I took away from this documentary. People
Speaker 1: hated it when they debuted the grocery cart. People were
Speaker 1: offended by everyone couldn't They didn't like it. The people
Speaker 1: of Woklahoma didn't like it. And the reason they didn't
Speaker 1: like it is because the women were offended. They said
Speaker 1: it looked like a baby carriage, and they didn't want
Speaker 1: to push around a baby carriage. When they got a
Speaker 1: moment's piece to go out shopping, They're like, you know,
Speaker 1: fuck you, I'm not gonna push her out of a
Speaker 1: baby carriage. And the men were offended because, you know,
Speaker 1: they said, well, I can carry around. I'm a man.
Speaker 1: I don't need that. I can carry around my groceries.
Speaker 1: I don't need your little cart. What do you think
Speaker 1: I am a woos So you know how this guy
Speaker 1: got people to fall in love with the grocery cart.
Speaker 1: You know what he did. He turned to boobies.
Speaker 3: I have milked all the goats.
Speaker 1: He turned to sex. He paid beautiful women, No, seriously,
Speaker 1: he paid. There were women at the front of the store,
Speaker 1: very attractive women, to stand at the the entrance to
Speaker 1: the grocery store, to hand out the shopping carts and
Speaker 1: explain how they work and how wonderful they were just
Speaker 1: beautiful women. Uh. But then he also hired good looking
Speaker 1: men and women to fake shop and to walk around
Speaker 1: the grocery store pushing the cart because he realized that
Speaker 1: people would see the other beautiful people and think, well,
Speaker 1: beautiful people are doing it, and I want to be
Speaker 1: a beautiful person, so I'm going to do this, like
Speaker 1: the oldest trick in the book is the oldest trick
Speaker 1: in the book. And it's like, you open a restaurant,
Speaker 1: pay people to wait in line. Other people will wait
Speaker 1: online because they think there must be something good because
Speaker 1: there's people waiting online. Inn't that wild? I thought that
Speaker 1: was great. I thought that was just wonderful that people
Speaker 1: rejected the shopping cart. And if it wasn't for hot women,
Speaker 1: we would not have the shopping cart today.
Speaker 3: So think, yeah, women in doubt higher plants.
Speaker 1: You got to do it sometimes, you know, you magicians
Speaker 1: do it all the time. I've told the famous story.
Speaker 1: I was at a magic show in Vegas, sitting kind
Speaker 1: of near the right side of the venue near an
Speaker 1: emergency exit, and about a quarter of the way through
Speaker 1: the show, the emergency exit opened to my right and
Speaker 1: a gentleman ran in through the emergency exit said, oh
Speaker 1: my god, what happened? He had a baseball cap on,
Speaker 1: he was sitting by himself, and no less than five
Speaker 1: minutes later, just randomly, that guy got called up on stage.
Speaker 1: It was amazing. What are the odds of that happening.
Speaker 1: Shocking right.
Speaker 3: This reminds me of back in the day when I
Speaker 3: was running nightclubs in line and they weren't in line
Speaker 3: for very long. All the hottest girls, we would pull
Speaker 3: them out of the line first and we would escort
Speaker 3: them right to the front of the stage at the nightclub,
Speaker 3: and we made sure that the artist we had coming
Speaker 3: out to perform on the stage saw all of them first. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, and it's one of the reasons in our culture
Speaker 1: that hot women have the perspective they have on life
Speaker 1: because they think that's how everyone had treated.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: They get pulled out a line, they get the free drinks,
Speaker 1: so they get everything's taken care of.
Speaker 2: Rah.
Speaker 1: No, that's not us. Us Ugly people don't get that.
Speaker 1: It's only the good looking people.
Speaker 3: To get that.
Speaker 1: But you know, it's a little good luck privilege. I
Speaker 1: guess you could.
Speaker 3: Say, well, the other girls all got in there too,
Speaker 3: but we just put them behind the hot ones.
Speaker 1: Hey, where are the white women at I'm a woman?
Speaker 3: Hear me raar.
Speaker 1: We have the idiom of the week, idio oh the week,
Speaker 1: and the idiom of the week this week is square Meal. Danny.
Speaker 1: Square Meal is the idiom of the week. Have you
Speaker 1: heard that before? I need to have a square meal?
Speaker 3: Square meal? Yeah, heard that right. I haven't heard it
Speaker 3: in a long time.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's an outdated move, but why not. So
Speaker 1: this actually goes back to the seventeen hundreds and British warships.
Speaker 1: The term square meal. Now, when I was a kid,
Speaker 1: I thought square meal meant you need to have your veggies,
Speaker 1: you need to have some meat, you know a little
Speaker 1: bit of this little bit that or.
Speaker 3: I thought it was lasagna.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, there you go, Garfield.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the frozen square of lasagna.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, a square meal. In the seventeen hundreds, the
Speaker 1: sailors in the British military, they had breakfast and lunch.
Speaker 1: There were sporse meals they had, you know, just bread
Speaker 1: and a beverage maybe, but the third meal of the
Speaker 1: day included meat and was served on a square tray,
Speaker 1: and that was the biggest meal of the day. And
Speaker 1: hence a square meal was the most substantial meal served
Speaker 1: and that continued on.
Speaker 3: Here we are.
Speaker 1: I don't not use as much today as it has
Speaker 1: been in years past, but it's still out there. Square
Speaker 1: meal goes back to the seventeen hundreds on British warships,
Speaker 1: and it was the one meal that you could eat
Speaker 1: that was a hearty meal during the day. All Right,
Speaker 1: we'll get out on that, Danny. Anything else you want.
Speaker 3: To promote, just gonna be going back to southwest to Burbank. Yeah,
Speaker 3: this is another travel day after I produced this fine
Speaker 3: podcast here.
Speaker 1: All right, have a great rest of your Saturday. I
Speaker 1: got another pot on Sunday, the holiday weekend context Us.
Speaker 1: We'll talk to you tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Austa pasta bafolation