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Speaker 2: Welcome to, I said, no gifts. I'm Brigard Wineger. We're

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Speaker 2: don't know what the term is, flying free, and this

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Speaker 2: episode is gonna go wild. Just be prepared. We're in

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Speaker 2: the backyard. It's still under construction. That seems to be

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Speaker 2: my life now. Seven pm, so that means I had

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Speaker 2: I'm so excited about today's guest. He's so unbelievably funny.

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Speaker 2: It's Dwayne Perkins.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Dwayne, Welcome to.

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Speaker 2: I said no gifts, thank you. It always feels so

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Speaker 2: strange when the producer's not present. It feels like I'm

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Speaker 3: Oh no, yeah, that's exactly how it feels. And I'm

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Speaker 3: excited to look you in the eyes and talk. I've

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Speaker 2: How does it feel so far good?

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Speaker 3: There's like birds and shit back here. It's exotic, it's lovely.

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Speaker 2: Have to walk up kind of two hills and stairs,

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Speaker 2: so torn ACM, and you're kidding what happened?

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Speaker 3: I was in a dance class and I pivoted too hard.

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Speaker 3: I used to go pretty often. I used to be

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Speaker 3: it doesn't matter. And I was in a class in January.

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Speaker 2: No, that's terrible, but you, I mean you had no choice.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever been put under in it for anything?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, prepare yourself, my nurse said, asked me the

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Speaker 2: No, I mean I remember like them counting down, them

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Speaker 3: Knock on out. Yeah, so we'll see. Wow.

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Speaker 2: That's not a bad idea for a dance movie.

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Speaker 3: I'm pretty open. I'm really just looking for any way

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Speaker 2: Wants, peaking out from the corner or something like, wow,

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Speaker 3: I would say this has been terrible because I don't

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Speaker 3: And the nurse was like, yeah, you come here because

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Speaker 3: I know, probably they're trying to induct me in some way,

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Speaker 3: and you know I'm following for it.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna come out of that being under and they're

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Speaker 3: Yes, And I would be like, oh, this has been

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Speaker 2: Scientology. Isn't that kind of hospital looking building?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I would be like, whoa, guys, the kere.

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Speaker 2: Is great, excellent, I'm joining stars.

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Speaker 3: They got me here, I am.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad you brought up dance class because it's just

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Speaker 3: Yes, And then they tried to switch it up one

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Speaker 3: No? I just didn't do the wrong people did it

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And I was truly just like off the street

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Speaker 2: Lot of dance class. This is good for like a

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Speaker 3: A beginning hip hop class, because it's a lot of

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Speaker 3: Like that probably won't be as enjoyable if you feel

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Speaker 2: My problem is nothing makes me feel cool.

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Speaker 3: So I'm simply shoe number one.

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Speaker 3: I said no, no, no, I just was not good

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Speaker 3: And that's the thing. Like I catch on the things

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Speaker 2: I really appreciate how quickly you're able to just decide

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Speaker 3: Quitting is one of my favorite things. It has really

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Speaker 2: I'm very good at quitting jobs, or I was for

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that sort of thing. My very first job was

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Speaker 3: Because they were like, oh, you have a lot of energy,

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Speaker 3: And I was just like living my life. And then

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Speaker 2: No, No, no Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 3: It was the day after Christmas and I was so like,

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Speaker 2: That, Well, then you don't have an employee.

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Speaker 3: Oh think you're just never going to see me again.

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Speaker 3: And I did not even verbally quit. I just said

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Speaker 2: It's an incredible feeling. How long were you working for Pennies?

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Speaker 3: Now I call it j C's that's much more. I

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Speaker 3: And then I said it was far from my house, right,

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Speaker 2: Did you work on Black Friday? No? No, because that's

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Speaker 3: It does. Like I remember when they would like make

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Speaker 2: Like what I wasn't born for that.

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Speaker 3: I was talking to people. I'm going to school for theater.

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Speaker 2: Is my stage? Oh boy, well, I I love a J. C. Pennies.

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Speaker 2: That's one of the few places I didn't get to work.

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Speaker 2: But I love a good quitting too. It just vanishing

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Speaker 3: I really didn't like. The best way to lead a

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Speaker 2: I'm moving on the least resilient personal.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that is my mantra. I'm sensitive. In a week,

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Speaker 2: I mean, well, speaking of things not going people's ways,

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Speaker 2: a lease will be there, It'll be like a big family.

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00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:37,440
Speaker 2: And my evening began to fall apart pretty quickly. On

438
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:40,960
Speaker 2: a Lease isn't here here? You come up the hill

439
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:47,080
Speaker 2: in agony, pain holding what's clearly a gift. The podcast

440
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:50,040
Speaker 2: is called I said no gifts, huh, I mean I

441
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:52,040
Speaker 2: will say it's in a nice bag.

442
00:21:52,359 --> 00:21:52,680
Speaker 3: Thank you.

443
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:56,600
Speaker 2: It's uh did you pick this out yourself? Yes, it's

444
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,399
Speaker 2: like very exciting looking.

445
00:21:58,760 --> 00:21:59,119
Speaker 3: Thank you.

446
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:01,360
Speaker 2: Do you want me to open it here on the podcast?

447
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,280
Speaker 3: Yes, I would like that.

448
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,240
Speaker 2: The bag is kind of it's like a white bag

449
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:20,840
Speaker 2: with rainbow hologram triangles.

450
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:23,560
Speaker 3: It's like gay technical, the gayest bag.

451
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:27,120
Speaker 2: We'll take out some tissue here.

452
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,359
Speaker 3: I stuffed it.

453
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:31,320
Speaker 2: There's a lot of just put the whole thing of tissue.

454
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:34,080
Speaker 3: That is the gift. That's not a bad.

455
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:43,840
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, let's see this is this looks terrible?

456
00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:49,119
Speaker 3: Excuse me? You would dare say that of my gift?

457
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:55,359
Speaker 2: It's a like a white chocolate fruity pebbles Bunny's so confusing.

458
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:57,760
Speaker 2: Like looking at this, I'm like trying to process what

459
00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:58,800
Speaker 2: this is in my brain.

460
00:22:59,440 --> 00:22:59,800
Speaker 3: Uh huh.

461
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:03,359
Speaker 2: Why did you bring this to me?

462
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:07,359
Speaker 3: Because you know, Easter is just around the corner. I

463
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:12,040
Speaker 3: love a holiday that has a fun maskscot and bunnies

464
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:15,639
Speaker 3: are you know, cute and fluffy? And I say, you know,

465
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,960
Speaker 3: I'm feeling in the holiday spirit. Oh and that's not

466
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:19,600
Speaker 3: the only gift.

467
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:21,639
Speaker 2: There's more in here. Well, let's talk about this for

468
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,760
Speaker 2: a minute, because this is a very confusing product. I

469
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:27,639
Speaker 2: do love fruity pebbles. Nice, Are you into fruity pebbles?

470
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:27,920
Speaker 1: I do.

471
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,520
Speaker 3: I enjoy a bowl here and there. Okay, I do

472
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,240
Speaker 3: think they get soggy a little too quick, but generally, yes,

473
00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:37,159
Speaker 3: you have to have very little milk, but generally, you know,

474
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:39,160
Speaker 3: they're a nice, little sweet, sugary.

475
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:42,159
Speaker 2: Treat, right. I think I prefer cocoa pebbles, But I

476
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:45,320
Speaker 2: think the texture they nailed, I mean, outside of it

477
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:48,760
Speaker 2: becoming soggy almost immediately, it's like that weird No other

478
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 2: cereal is like that. What is it?

479
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,960
Speaker 3: It's almost like really flat rice crispies.

480
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:55,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. It doesn't have like that weird puff of

481
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:57,879
Speaker 2: the rice crispy that you just get to light the

482
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:02,840
Speaker 2: little snap. Do you like white chocolate? This is I

483
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 2: feel like it's a very controversial.

484
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:08,159
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean I don't dislike it, but if I

485
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,119
Speaker 3: have too much, my brain thinks, what the fuck is this?

486
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:12,080
Speaker 2: What?

487
00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 3: Because this is not chocolate, right, it's something else and

488
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:19,800
Speaker 3: they just appropriated chocolate and they just put white in

489
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:24,280
Speaker 3: front of it. And I was like, this feels conceptually problematic,

490
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,440
Speaker 3: but you know, I have bigger things to worry about.

491
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:31,200
Speaker 2: That's problematic candy of all. No white chocolate is so

492
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:34,520
Speaker 2: because texturally very similar to chocolate, but then otherwise it's

493
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:35,919
Speaker 2: just like sweet butter or something.

494
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like the reverse racism of candy.

495
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,119
Speaker 2: But this is this is gonna be an interesting thing.

496
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:45,960
Speaker 2: Do you want to try it here on the podcast?

497
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:48,159
Speaker 2: Should we try it and see what we think of it?

498
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:49,960
Speaker 3: Sure, I'll take a little.

499
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,960
Speaker 2: I don't bring this into my home and not try it.

500
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 2: We're gonna open the Oh, it smells like immediately like

501
00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:58,680
Speaker 2: fruity pebbles. I appreciate it.

502
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:01,719
Speaker 3: It does. I do love the smell of fruity pebbles.

503
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 3: It like reminds me of like my childhood.

504
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:06,359
Speaker 2: And a lot of cereal doesn't have any smell. No.

505
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,200
Speaker 3: I I have a friend of mine bought me a

506
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,119
Speaker 3: fruit loop candle and it's been is one of my

507
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 3: favorite things that I that I own.

508
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,320
Speaker 2: Here, I'm gonna give you a small piece because I

509
00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 2: think you think either of us is gonna The fruity

510
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:21,520
Speaker 2: pebble is strong, very almost immediately yes, not bad, no.

511
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 3: But again the aftertaste is like I can't eat much

512
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:25,520
Speaker 3: of this.

513
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,040
Speaker 2: It's almost perfume.

514
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,400
Speaker 3: Yes, it kind of has coated in my mouth.

515
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,239
Speaker 2: You don't have to eat the rest of that if

516
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 2: you don't want.

517
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 3: I don't.

518
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 2: It's kind of like almost floral or something. The fruity

519
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 2: pebble becomes like a weird.

520
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:44,199
Speaker 3: Flower, Death says, very fragrant, and.

521
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:47,240
Speaker 2: Then the taste gets actually way worse as it goes.

522
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:49,879
Speaker 3: It does like as the taste goes on the fruity

523
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,960
Speaker 3: pebble leaves and it's just like a timmy chemically.

524
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 2: It's like almost bitter. Well, who's behind this product? Frankfurt,

525
00:25:57,119 --> 00:26:01,840
Speaker 2: I've never heard of this company? Wow, what a fascinating candy.

526
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, so, I hope you enjoy your game.

527
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 2: Did you always know it was called the flint Stones

528
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:12,639
Speaker 2: or did you think it was the Flintstones for a

529
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:13,080
Speaker 2: long time?

530
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,120
Speaker 3: The what flint Stone?

531
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the Flintstones has a tea in it? Did

532
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 2: you know that?

533
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 1: No?

534
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,879
Speaker 2: I learned that very late in life, and it was

535
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 2: changed everything for Flintstones.

536
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:24,359
Speaker 1: No.

537
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 3: I mean I think the way that like society works,

538
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 3: you know, how like things evolved. I feel like the

539
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 3: tea has become.

540
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 2: Silent, kind of like a fluid.

541
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like, oh no, like that's not a tea

542
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 3: that we like, actually pronounce it's just like there.

543
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you sound crazy. If you say flint stones.

544
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:47,040
Speaker 3: I would be like, what the hell is that? Why'd

545
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:47,760
Speaker 3: you say it like that?

546
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,200
Speaker 2: I don't even think you can sing the theme song

547
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 2: with that te melody did.

548
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,520
Speaker 3: Like even saying it was like that feels unnatural.

549
00:26:58,320 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 2: I feel like they should have just dropped the tea

550
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:02,880
Speaker 2: early on. I don't know why it's still there. Everybody

551
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:03,879
Speaker 2: thinks it's flint stones.

552
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:05,439
Speaker 3: Like I have to listen to the theme song now

553
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,680
Speaker 3: and to see if they pronounce it flint There's no way.

554
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 3: Maybe she's like really soft flintstones.

555
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 2: The softest. Yeah, it's a very odd that was such

556
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:19,159
Speaker 2: a bizarre revelation. I've got to have a drink. This

557
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 2: is this candy is bizarre. Okay, Uh, let's keep talking

558
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 2: about Easter for a minute. Actually, do you enjoy the

559
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 2: holiday Easter?

560
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 3: Honestly, if if someone don't tell me is Easter, I

561
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:34,640
Speaker 3: will not know. No one knows when Easter is because

562
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 3: because it's one of those changing dates, right, it could

563
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:40,679
Speaker 3: be in I don't know it's in April, and at

564
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:44,680
Speaker 3: some point I will see like why aboudy wearing floor pastels?

565
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 3: I'm like oh, the Lord has returned as a kid.

566
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 3: It was like eventful, right, It was like I did stuff?

567
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:54,680
Speaker 3: Did you do that?

568
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,679
Speaker 2: Like egg hunt sort of stuff?

569
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 3: Not really like it was a lot of like egg coloring.

570
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,159
Speaker 3: I love the egg get dressed up and go to

571
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 3: somebody's house and they barbecue. It was just like gatherings, yes,

572
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 3: and like a day for my parents to be like

573
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 3: we have to look good and we'd be like, girl,

574
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 3: what that's so special about today? We're just go and

575
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 3: be around a bunch of eggs.

576
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 2: I do love an Easter outfit, though, I feel like,

577
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 2: you know, bonnets solve this sort of stuff.

578
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 3: Yeah. I just wore a pink suit to the Glad

579
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 3: Awards and a lot of my friends were just like, okay,

580
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:33,959
Speaker 3: Easter fresh and we'll be like guys, all right, Well,

581
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 3: and I had to give it back. It wasn't mine.

582
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 2: It was one of these like fancy borrowed Yeah.

583
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was so pretty. But yeah, I don't own

584
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 3: pink suits.

585
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 2: I need to get into the borrowing suit game, because no,

586
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 2: I own one suit that I don't like. But you

587
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 2: don't want to buy suits because you're like, when am

588
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 2: I going to use this other than the one time,

589
00:28:58,520 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 2: I have.

590
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,400
Speaker 3: Like a closet for the blazers and I'm like, eh,

591
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 3: am I librarian? Like why do I have these? Like

592
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 3: where am I gonna wear these? And like feel like, oh,

593
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 3: I'm killing it. I feel like a paralegal like.

594
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's uh, yeah, I don't so I think you're

595
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 2: onto something. How did you come to borrow the suit?

596
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 2: Did somebody offer it to you?

597
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 3: Yes? I like worked with like a stylist for like

598
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 3: the first time.

599
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, this is cool, And did you

600
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 2: enjoy working with the stylist?

601
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 3: I did, Like, as you know, I quit things easily.

602
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 3: So the best way for me to not is to

603
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 3: have just people do things for me and I and

604
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 3: most a lot of situations in my life, I'm like

605
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 3: often adopted as like the leader because I feel like

606
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 3: I'm very like outspoken, just I kind of speak and

607
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 3: I really just like I'm very like solution oriented, so

608
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 3: like I feel like I often follow into that role.

609
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 3: So in my normal life, I'm just like I'm very submissive.

610
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 3: I'm like you just said, lead me. I'm a sheep.

611
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 3: I don't want to do anything. I really want to think,

612
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 3: and so just having people just be like try this on.

613
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 3: Do you like it? And I'd be like yes, no, yes, no,

614
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 3: and then then be like we got it, and we'd

615
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 3: be like all right, and then they said we'll tailor

616
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 3: it and show up you just put it on. It

617
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 3: really was like, oh, this is like privilege. Like I'd

618
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 3: be like, oh, like this is why rich people are happier.

619
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 2: Because they don't have to worry about that or do anything,

620
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 2: like ah, what a treat.

621
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 3: But it was just like a special situation because I

622
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,280
Speaker 3: was promoting a movie that I have.

623
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm so excited about the movie. It looks both

624
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 2: funny and scary, which is almost impossible to do.

625
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was the balance we're trying to strike. So

626
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:42,600
Speaker 3: I'm I really am excited for it. But yeah, like

627
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 3: getting a stylist, like, it was paid for, So the

628
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 3: idea of like me personally paying for it insane.

629
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 2: Maybe after the movie, like but like it's.

630
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 3: Very nice to like dip my toe into being like,

631
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 3: oh this is so nice. I love this all the

632
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:01,440
Speaker 3: But if I pay for it, I would.

633
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 2: Not no, no, no, no, you'd be worrying about it

634
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 2: and feel bad.

635
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 3: Yes, but free that is my favorite. I love free things.

636
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's why I love like a business trip, yes,

637
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 2: where you're in a hotel and it's been paid for it.

638
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 2: Nothing feels enjoy Oh my god, it's you can't touch

639
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 2: that in any other space.

640
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 3: Somebody's paying for me to lay in a hotel and

641
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 3: watch ridiculous ridiculousness for twelve hours. Baby, that's such a

642
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 3: good I'm just like a show. Wow, people falling, hurting themselves.

643
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 3: What enjoy?

644
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 2: I love being able to just turn on a TV

645
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 2: and there's TV there because I don't have cable at home.

646
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 3: You neither.

647
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 2: It's such a luxury to just be like, turn on

648
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 2: the TV and there's garbage to watch.

649
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 3: I tried to watch what a worship was that the

650
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 3: Oscars Just it was such a hassle, be like how

651
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 3: do you watch live TV?

652
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 2: Like?

653
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 3: And I don't want to go nowhere. I'm just like

654
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 3: seeing like there's like an illegal link, Like how do

655
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 3: I do this? I have to ask friends to be like,

656
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 3: do you have like a YouTube TV password?

657
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 2: It was just I make it so hard for you.

658
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 2: I don't even know. I went to a friend, so

659
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 2: that's how I watched. I wouldn't have been able to

660
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 2: do it at home.

661
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 3: I lied. I was at my friend's house with oscars.

662
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 3: It was the Grammy.

663
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 2: The Grammy's a bad award show because I was.

664
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 3: Like, oh, I want to say people sing because they're

665
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 3: doing something. The Oscar is no one's doing anything nothing,

666
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 3: They're just like getting up it and like thank you,

667
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 3: blah blah. But the Grammys there's performances. I'm like, oh,

668
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 3: and I really wanted to see that. And that was

669
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 3: when I was like, I'm just trying to consume some art.

670
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 2: Why is this so hard? And that is a CBS

671
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,719
Speaker 2: thing And I feel like CBS makes everyone's life a hell,

672
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 2: living hell when they're trying to watch their SHO.

673
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 3: Had all kinds of trials or programs. It was like,

674
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 3: I said, what is happening? Free me.

675
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get back into the bag. You said there's

676
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 2: other stuff, Yes, okay, reaching in, reaching in. Oh, this

677
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 2: is actually a good gift. This is a fun thing

678
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:52,720
Speaker 2: that I haven't had in a long time. It's a

679
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 2: slinky uh huh did you see this on the Easter aisle?

680
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,320
Speaker 2: Or where did this come into your life?

681
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 3: I had this image in my head that made me laugh.

682
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 3: It's very juvenile and I'm going to say it. So

683
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 3: there's another gift that you should take, because in my

684
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 3: mind there was going to be like a duo situation

685
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 3: this thing.

686
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, it's simply a bottle water.

687
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 3: And so in my mind, the idea was to put

688
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 3: this slinky on top of the water so that you

689
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 3: can have like a fun little thing to play with

690
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 3: as you're drinking water. Idea reminded me of foreskin, and

691
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, that's cool. But then I was like, oh,

692
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 3: I don't know if this slinky fits around this water bottle,

693
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 3: and then I didn't want to like open it and

694
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:42,760
Speaker 3: then just give you like a loose slinky.

695
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 2: Well, if you're thrown a loose slinky in the bag

696
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 2: of it probably would have broken it because slinkies are

697
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 2: so oddly fragile.

698
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're very.

699
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 2: Should I try to put it on now?

700
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 3: Yes, it's it's like the idea is like like a cozy,

701
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 3: but just like a fun one that you can like

702
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 3: jerk off a bit like moves. There's like movement. I

703
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 3: think textured things are fine.

704
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:12,440
Speaker 2: It's not fitting on too thick. Wow, very interesting, very interesting.

705
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:15,439
Speaker 3: I haven't there were down like a staircase or something.

706
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:18,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't used a slinky as an adult. I

707
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,239
Speaker 2: only use them as a kid, and I think was

708
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:24,440
Speaker 2: terrible at it. So I'm excited as a skilled adult

709
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 2: to reapproach the slinking.

710
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 3: You say you were terrible.

711
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 2: What do you drop it down the stairs too fast

712
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 2: or whatever? I like, I always ended up totally tangled,

713
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:37,800
Speaker 2: and they're probably actually, it'll probably happened to me tonight,

714
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:38,799
Speaker 2: you know.

715
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 3: But it's the journey to get there that we'll remember.

716
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,400
Speaker 3: It was a very fun forty seven.

717
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 2: Second Yeah, slinkies and frisbees. I'm terrible with I.

718
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 3: Hurt my I was playing frisbee. I was doing something

719
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 3: and we're playing frisbee in like a gym, and I

720
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 3: was surprising. They very good. And again similar to this

721
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,400
Speaker 3: dance class, here we go. I did a little bit

722
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 3: too much and I put it back myself. Oh I

723
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 3: didn't realize like how throwy it was.

724
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 2: Oh so it's like when you're like throwing back.

725
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:13,000
Speaker 3: And then I said, oh.

726
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 2: Wow, was this a hospital situation.

727
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:18,839
Speaker 3: No, it was just like, oh, just like lay down

728
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 3: for a couple of days, like, don't move, take some takes.

729
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 3: It was like a constant pain when I moved.

730
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 2: What age was this that?

731
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 3: It was like last year?

732
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 2: What were you doing with a frisbee and a gym?

733
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 3: Last year? I was filming like a pot it's like

734
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:41,760
Speaker 3: a what are those called? It was like a filmed

735
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 3: I could say it was a podcast, like a scripted podcast.

736
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 3: We were in like a high school. They wanted us

737
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 3: to like do it like on a set. It was

738
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:53,840
Speaker 3: like an interesting experience. And then like on break, we

739
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 3: were playing frisbee in the gym and I was like,

740
00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:00,080
Speaker 3: this is so much fun. And you know, any stretch.

741
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 2: That feels like that could have easily been a worker's

742
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 2: comp situation something you should have taken advantage.

743
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,320
Speaker 3: Of that I should have.

744
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:12,400
Speaker 2: But you've got to always be thinking of money making opportunities.

745
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 3: You've got it that I don't have a deep connection

746
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 3: with money.

747
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 2: Write yourself a note just have in your pocket, and hey,

748
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:21,400
Speaker 2: be about the bag all the time, all stop.

749
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:23,800
Speaker 3: The moment you get hurt, be like, how can I

750
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 3: use this? How can I be compensated for my pain?

751
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 2: Well, I've got my slinky, I have this disgusting chocolate

752
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 2: and I'm just a classic bottle of water.

753
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 3: Water was to wash down the chocolate. I said, I

754
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 3: don't know how it is gonna taste, and it tastes exactly.

755
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:41,800
Speaker 3: How had that.

756
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:44,719
Speaker 2: I love a little food test. I love just a

757
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 2: sampling of something that I would never try. You know,

758
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:51,319
Speaker 2: there's no chance I would have bought this on my own.

759
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 1: No.

760
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:53,879
Speaker 2: Is that fireworks?

761
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's this moment. There was birds fireworks. This is

762
00:36:58,880 --> 00:36:59,800
Speaker 3: truly beautiful.

763
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 2: This is the fourth of July.

764
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,879
Speaker 3: Those are Easter fireworks to celebrate their return of Christ.

765
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,279
Speaker 2: Every holiday should just have fireworks.

766
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 1: They do.

767
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,879
Speaker 3: People have no there's no rhyme or reason when people

768
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 3: do fireworks. They say, if I have the baby, they're

769
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,960
Speaker 3: going off. If I feel joy in this day, I'm

770
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 3: gonna shot away up with these louds out.

771
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:23,759
Speaker 2: You're not seeing a lot of fireworks Halloween, Valentine's Day,

772
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 2: those feel like uh natural fireworks.

773
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 3: Holidays there's fireworks and other ways. Falentaine's Day in the bedroom.

774
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:41,400
Speaker 2: And you said, Eva, wow, I wonder there are fireworks

775
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 2: pretty pretty frequently in this neighborhood. People are having a

776
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 2: great time.

777
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean people just are looking for any kind

778
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 3: of stimulus.

779
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 2: Anything that will make them happy. For a second.

780
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:57,840
Speaker 3: You're doing dance classes, I'm flipping and not climbing ropes.

781
00:37:58,080 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 3: They're doing fireworks.

782
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 2: We're just looking for joy, those little firework moments in

783
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 2: all of our lives. It's a hard time. It's a

784
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,959
Speaker 2: tough time, but we're having the time of our lives.

785
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 3: You know, we're doing our best every single day.

786
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,880
Speaker 2: Ah well, I'm gonna I'll hold on to my chocolate.

787
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:16,840
Speaker 2: Maybe at some point I'll be desperate enough for a

788
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 2: sweet treat.

789
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, next time we have a guess, they'd be like, hey,

790
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:23,759
Speaker 3: I have a gift for you. Taste this. I'm gonna

791
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 3: videotape you.

792
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 2: That's a great uh, not a bad idea. And I

793
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,959
Speaker 2: love the idea of pulling this out for a guess,

794
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 2: just being like.

795
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 3: It's just a loose piece of candy on a little

796
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 3: white tin.

797
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 2: They'll never return. Well, I brought that over and still

798
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:40,720
Speaker 2: smell the fruity pebbles.

799
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really intense.

800
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:44,400
Speaker 2: Something bad is happening with this candy.

801
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:47,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's as if they like did something to it

802
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 3: to be like, oh no, it's now like almost candily.

803
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,319
Speaker 2: Right, they like spritzed it. That's not a bad idea

804
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,399
Speaker 2: for a candle, though they probably have one of them.

805
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:54,839
Speaker 2: They must.

806
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,799
Speaker 3: If I have a fruit loop when I know there's

807
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:57,279
Speaker 3: a fruity petal.

808
00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 2: Right, fruit loops and fruity pebble smell pretty similar to

809
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 2: each other.

810
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 3: Yes, I think fruity pebbles are stronger. Foot loops is

811
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 3: like a little more subtle, right, because I'm like thinking

812
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 3: about like my candle.

813
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is nice, but I prefer fruity pebbles

814
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:15,840
Speaker 2: as a cereal.

815
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 3: I prefer fruit loops with marshmallows.

816
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 2: I literally just bought with marshmallow. Is this is that

817
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:21,360
Speaker 2: a new innovation.

818
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 3: No, it's been around, but like it's just like similar

819
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:28,239
Speaker 3: to like Captain crunch oops all berries. It's just like

820
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 3: a special like cereal that you just have to go

821
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 3: like a little further down to go there. But yeah,

822
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 3: it's like basically like my version of like Lucky Charms.

823
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 3: Like Lucky Charms gets like a little sweet like oh,

824
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:44,239
Speaker 3: I like fruit loops also like little little tang fake marshmallow,

825
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 3: like a little piece of sweet air.

826
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:50,560
Speaker 2: Are they the same texture as a Lucky Charms marshmallow?

827
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 3: Yeah?

828
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 2: Those aren't marshmallows. No.

829
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 3: I think I'm assume is like pasteurize, like milk and sugar,

830
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:02,800
Speaker 3: just like some kind of like powder compressed hard together

831
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 3: to make the idea of a Marshall.

832
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 2: The platonic ideal of an Actually it's not because it's

833
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 2: not there puffy. It's like a soft little pebble or something.

834
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:16,319
Speaker 3: Yes, and then when it gets wet, it's like, oh,

835
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,800
Speaker 3: it's softer to eat it by itself.

836
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 2: It's not like it's space food. It's like astronaut food

837
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 2: sort of thing.

838
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 3: Yes, like like dried fruits.

839
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 2: Dried marshmallow. Not into it? Well, actually I am into it?

840
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 2: What am I talking about? I think we should play

841
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 2: a game, Okay. I don't feel like we've played gift

842
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 2: or a curse. In a minute. I need a number

843
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,279
Speaker 2: between one and ten from you.

844
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:42,719
Speaker 3: Three.

845
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 2: Okay. I have to do some light calculating, okay, to

846
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:48,320
Speaker 2: get our game pieces. So you can promote something and

847
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 2: you should recommend do whatever you want to. I'll be

848
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 2: right back.

849
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:55,239
Speaker 3: Oh okay, Oh this is lovely. Hey y'all. So I

850
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:58,839
Speaker 3: have a movie coming out June sixteenth. It is called

851
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:02,759
Speaker 3: The Blackening. It's a lovely project. It started off as

852
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,399
Speaker 3: a sketch that I wrote with some of my best

853
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:07,800
Speaker 3: friends in my improv group. We filmed it for Comedy

854
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 3: Central and then Tracy Oliver, a lovely, lovely, talented woman,

855
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 3: who wrote Girls Trip. She saw it and then she

856
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:17,799
Speaker 3: called me and said, let's make this into a movie,

857
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 3: and we did and it comes out June sixteenth. Is

858
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 3: about a group of friends who go to this cabin

859
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,279
Speaker 3: and then they're a cycle killer comes and he's like, hey,

860
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,839
Speaker 3: y'all are all black, So y'all gotta decide which one

861
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,799
Speaker 3: I'm kill first, and then you know it is them

862
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 3: trying not to die. It's a horror comedy. It's a

863
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:37,320
Speaker 3: good time. So yeah, go see it.

864
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 2: Excellent, Thank you. I really excited about the movie, and

865
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:42,399
Speaker 2: what a good summer movie.

866
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:44,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm really excited.

867
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:49,759
Speaker 2: When did you originally do the sketch in twenty sixteen? Wow,

868
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,320
Speaker 2: so it's been like a journey.

869
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 3: Yes, the sketch was for like a show that I

870
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:57,279
Speaker 3: did in Chicago, like a sketcher, right, Yeah, and then

871
00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 3: it became the Comedy Central Sketch in twenty eighteen, and

872
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 3: then now it's a movie in twenty twelve.

873
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:06,720
Speaker 2: What will it be next? That's the big question? Music

874
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:11,360
Speaker 2: cast actually very likely, that's how that's the pipeline.

875
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 3: I imagine one broad ject.

876
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 2: Wow, wouldn't that be? That would be enough?

877
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:19,279
Speaker 3: Dream? You know, I hate inconvenience. I'm just like, let

878
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 3: this one thing be my everything.

879
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:24,400
Speaker 2: Streamline, just have to do a bunch of different ships away.

880
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:30,439
Speaker 2: This is this is the beginning of your awards tour thing.

881
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,240
Speaker 2: What do they call those they're trying to win awards?

882
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is like my my press campaign.

883
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, press campaign. This is your first stop. And I'm

884
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 2: so happy for you to be here.

885
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:41,879
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you so much.

886
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 2: This is how we play gift for a curse. I'm

887
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:47,799
Speaker 2: gonna name three things. You're gonna tell me if there're

888
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 2: a gift or a curse and why, and then I'll

889
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 2: tell you if you're right or wrong. There are correct answers. Okay,

890
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:58,320
Speaker 2: be very careful, Okay. This first one is from a

891
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 2: listener named cal and Cally has suggested gift or a

892
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 2: curse using your pinky to point at something gift.

893
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 1: Why.

894
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:11,800
Speaker 3: I think it gives character because the pinky is the

895
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 3: small like well, the thumb is like strong, so like

896
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 3: that doesn't really matter. It's like your fingers have personalities.

897
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 3: They there's a hierarchy like I see them as like

898
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 3: we see people like the thumb tiny but like strong,

899
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 3: but the pinky is like the smallest of the big

900
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:32,240
Speaker 3: fingers and so it usually I feel like it doesn't

901
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:34,759
Speaker 3: get any shine. So to make an active choice of

902
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:38,400
Speaker 3: being like I'm giving attention with the smallest possible thing,

903
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:42,239
Speaker 3: I think it's powerful, Like the juxtaposition, be like I'm

904
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 3: choosing to use the finger they call the baby finger.

905
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 3: I think it's really taking power back.

906
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:55,760
Speaker 2: You're absolutely right, I love it. Why what could possibly

907
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:57,480
Speaker 2: be wrong with pointing with you? I mean, I feel

908
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 2: like it's more accurate. It's like laser or accuracy with

909
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:04,839
Speaker 2: your pinky. There's intentionality, there's you really know you've made

910
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 2: a choice when you're pointing with your pinky.

911
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:09,360
Speaker 3: If you're pointing with like your like pointer fing the

912
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,200
Speaker 3: point is already saying like that's the thing that you

913
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 3: point with, Like can we.

914
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 2: Not also wagging? We're immediately wagging with the finger.

915
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 3: Think a pinky gives the question mark and be like, oh,

916
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:24,440
Speaker 3: I'd have to explore what that means. And that mystery

917
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:28,280
Speaker 3: is exciting. There's a mystique like if I truly pointed

918
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 3: at you with my pinky, it gives such a different vibe. Yeah,

919
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:34,799
Speaker 3: it's like, what who is this person? They've made such

920
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 3: a strong choice, and I love that.

921
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:40,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, the index is accusatory. No, it's kind of a

922
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 2: killed joy. Yeah, it's like, oh, nobody.

923
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:49,279
Speaker 3: Likes that, like like I'm under aim whereas the people, oh,

924
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 3: because it's like not aggressive.

925
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 2: It's the difference between them what have I done? And

926
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 2: what have I done?

927
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 1: Yeah?

928
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 2: So interesting. I mean I can't imagine any universe where

929
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 2: that would be a curse. I hope Cally is on

930
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 2: our side, but God only knows. Okay, you've gotten one

931
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 2: so far. That's incredible. Number two, this is from someone

932
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 2: named Daniel. Gift you a curse drink menus with silly titles,

933
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:19,400
Speaker 2: So like the different drinks are you know have silly names?

934
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 3: Hmmm. My brain's fighting because I.

935
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,320
Speaker 2: Know I see the conflict on your face. It's incredible.

936
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 3: I'm trying to feel like, Okay, where's this Where does

937
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 3: this answer really sit? Because on one hand, I'm like,

938
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,719
Speaker 3: you know what, I shouldn't down any opportunity for people

939
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:41,400
Speaker 3: to like get a little bit of joy. But then

940
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:43,279
Speaker 3: on the other hand, it's like, girl, I barely like reading.

941
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,320
Speaker 3: Don't make this hard for me. Let me know what

942
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:47,759
Speaker 3: I'm getting. And as a person who like doesn't have

943
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 3: a lot of drink knowledge, I'm just like I'm more

944
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 3: interested in like what I'm consuming, So like, get this

945
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:57,839
Speaker 3: cute shit out of my face? What is in this drink?

946
00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,840
Speaker 3: Am I gonna like this? And this gonna taste nasty?

947
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:04,320
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna say curse Also because I think it

948
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 3: creates too strong of a sense of like fun and

949
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 3: casualness over a substance that's can it's like pretty extreme

950
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 3: at times, like like alcohols can be cutesy, right, take

951
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 3: it serious, children? And if it is cutesy, are you

952
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,720
Speaker 3: trying to appeal to children cancer?

953
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 2: You're looking out for the kids here?

954
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm looking at for the fucking kids.

955
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:33,320
Speaker 2: Okay, you're of course you're right. I hate the silly titles.

956
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 2: I don't like saying silly titles for any sort of

957
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:39,759
Speaker 2: food or ice cream or drinks. I agree, so embarrassing

958
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 2: to say aloud. Yes, And you make a great point.

959
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 2: You don't know what's happening in the product. You may

960
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:47,839
Speaker 2: you might have like a vague idea.

961
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:51,239
Speaker 3: And then as a comedian and professional writer, you then

962
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 3: open me up to critique you. Yes, because I'm like,

963
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 3: if you just say this is what the drink is,

964
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 3: I'm like, nice, if you say a joke or upon

965
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:00,399
Speaker 3: them like where where did this I'm from?

966
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 1: No?

967
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 3: No, no, are you open to pitchase? Because what is this?

968
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:07,320
Speaker 3: What do you think this is giving?

969
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,759
Speaker 2: Anytime there's a title like that for any sort of

970
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:13,319
Speaker 2: food or drink, I will narrow it down to one word,

971
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,359
Speaker 2: and that's how I order it. I am not saying

972
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 2: the full title aloud. You will not catch me saying

973
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 2: a full silly.

974
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:22,919
Speaker 3: Title Cafe gratitude. Oh no, I went there once. That's

975
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:25,920
Speaker 3: all you need and I was like, give me the

976
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:28,840
Speaker 3: season salad. And when I tell you, this woman would not.

977
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:32,880
Speaker 3: She was like what. I was like, you are really

978
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:35,320
Speaker 3: you love your job in a way that I have

979
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:37,799
Speaker 3: never loved anything, because you just you're really not going

980
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 3: to let me go to this salment unless I say,

981
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 3: like friendship.

982
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 2: I was like, it's like I am strong something.

983
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:47,399
Speaker 3: I am frustrated. Go get my salad, Lady.

984
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:52,480
Speaker 2: I am not letting the weight or humiliate. Of course

985
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:55,000
Speaker 2: you knew what you were talking about, so.

986
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 3: Unfair'll go get this season sala.

987
00:47:57,680 --> 00:47:59,319
Speaker 2: You realize I'm in charge of your tip.

988
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 3: I have anxiety around talking. I used to have a

989
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 3: speech about don't make can do this.

990
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 2: Just burst into tears.

991
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 3: Now you know my struggles.

992
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:10,880
Speaker 2: Okay, well two out of two. I don't know what

993
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,800
Speaker 2: the rest of the game holds for you, but let's

994
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 2: give it a shot. Number three This is from someone

995
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:21,400
Speaker 2: named Annie gif to a curse third child, baby showers.

996
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 3: Curse? Why? Because why are you having three kids? Do

997
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:34,400
Speaker 3: you know the economy? I feel like similarly to how

998
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 3: I think like rich people shouldn't have housewarmings.

999
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,360
Speaker 2: Because like it's a great point.

1000
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:43,280
Speaker 3: You already have things, and you stop asking for stuff.

1001
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:48,720
Speaker 3: Baby showered by the third baby, it's like you've already

1002
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 3: had two. Are you bad at like resourcing? Why I

1003
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 3: keep asking for stuff? It now seems like you're not

1004
00:48:56,480 --> 00:49:00,560
Speaker 3: prepared because you made a strong choice to have a child.

1005
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:01,800
Speaker 2: Children are in danger.

1006
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:06,320
Speaker 3: You've alre done this twice before. I think by this

1007
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:10,359
Speaker 3: point you should have it, and having this baby shower

1008
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:12,880
Speaker 3: is letting me know that you don't have it, and

1009
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:16,479
Speaker 3: so you're asking for help. And if that's the case,

1010
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 3: why you're having this baby?

1011
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 2: Yeah? We they're asking for is much a much bigger

1012
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,680
Speaker 2: thing than a little gift. They need serious help.

1013
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 3: Yes, Also, like what happens at baby showers. You play games,

1014
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:33,719
Speaker 3: but that excitement is different if you already got kids,

1015
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 3: like girl, you already got kids, like like that first child,

1016
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 3: the first house, like the experience of like this is

1017
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:44,359
Speaker 3: a new thing, and not saying that child, the third

1018
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 3: child is not new. The baby shower for these particular

1019
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:52,320
Speaker 3: people is not new. Like we've done this hour. So

1020
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 3: wrap it up, I think, or just like call it

1021
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:56,320
Speaker 3: like something else.

1022
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:59,840
Speaker 2: Just disguise it's.

1023
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:00,759
Speaker 3: Way till the baby is born, and then they have

1024
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:03,320
Speaker 3: a birthday party. There you go, because like the shower

1025
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:08,040
Speaker 3: aspects is like, Okay, we get it. You procreate. Yeah,

1026
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 3: that's how babies I'm made. So we got to give

1027
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:15,960
Speaker 3: you presents every time. Okay, you get it.

1028
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 2: You've got three out of three, and that the list

1029
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:21,560
Speaker 2: is very small. People who win. I think it's like

1030
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:26,440
Speaker 2: maybe at this point eleven people or something. Wow, professional,

1031
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,279
Speaker 2: I mean, and I'm speaking as a third child here.

1032
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 2: I think there're a curse. What a look, it's asking

1033
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 2: too much of people. And my sister just had her

1034
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 2: third daughter, and god bless, I'm so excited. But you

1035
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:42,200
Speaker 2: don't have another baby shower. No, you have all this

1036
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 2: baby stuff and.

1037
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:46,759
Speaker 3: By that time you should have a community who just

1038
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:49,600
Speaker 3: like we'll see we'll give you things, but like the

1039
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:52,520
Speaker 3: asking of it. But at this point you'd be like, hey,

1040
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 3: I have it, help me, help me do this, but like,

1041
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 3: don't disguise it. It's something that's fun.

1042
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:01,520
Speaker 2: For me, certainly not it does not sound like a

1043
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:04,480
Speaker 2: good time. I mean, how desperate are you for a

1044
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:06,280
Speaker 2: party if you're throwing a third baby shower?

1045
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 3: Like, just have a party.

1046
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 2: There are other reasons to have one.

1047
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 3: Baby because no, Like I can't have a party and

1048
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:20,319
Speaker 3: be like, well, i've had sex too. Time you bring

1049
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 3: me a gift, I've came. I deserve things.

1050
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 2: Wow, incredibly played, absolutely incredible.

1051
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:31,359
Speaker 3: I really try to think hard.

1052
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:33,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, I appreciate that. Have you ever been to a

1053
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:34,360
Speaker 2: baby shower?

1054
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 3: Yes, oh you have.

1055
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:37,640
Speaker 2: I've never been to one. What am I doing wrong?

1056
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 3: I've been to multiple baby showers, yes, but they were

1057
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 3: all for like again, first babies as a human, Like,

1058
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:51,400
Speaker 3: this is a new experience you're about to like walk into.

1059
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 3: I think that's something to celebrate, right, But I'm not

1060
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 3: coming to another one.

1061
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 2: You will not see me again.

1062
00:51:57,239 --> 00:52:00,920
Speaker 3: You will not not for this, not for the celebration

1063
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 3: of this. You have a party, I'll be there.

1064
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,719
Speaker 2: You can use this gift for every kid that you

1065
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:11,960
Speaker 2: have excellently played. Uh. This is the final segment of

1066
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,919
Speaker 2: the podcast. It's called I said no emails people write

1067
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 2: into I said no gifts at gmail dot com.

1068
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:18,360
Speaker 3: Oh, people do not respect you.

1069
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:23,120
Speaker 2: People have zero respect. And my listeners haven't never ending problems.

1070
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:26,759
Speaker 2: They're writing in with questions about their problems. Thank god

1071
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 2: I'm such a giving, generous person. Otherwise these people would

1072
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:33,239
Speaker 2: be I mean, I don't know who they would turn

1073
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:36,399
Speaker 2: to for answers. Will you help me answer a question?

1074
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 3: I will.

1075
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:38,839
Speaker 2: Okay, let's get into the dock.

1076
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:39,799
Speaker 3: Uh.

1077
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 2: This is deer Bridger and predictably fabulous guests. Many years ago,

1078
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:47,320
Speaker 2: I was gifted a bouquet in a beautiful vase, and

1079
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:50,040
Speaker 2: let me stop right here. Just recently I forgot how

1080
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 2: to say bouquet. Do you say bok?

1081
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:53,720
Speaker 3: I say bouquet?

1082
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:55,960
Speaker 2: See I started, I thought it was bouquet, and then

1083
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,040
Speaker 2: I literally googled and said, say bok.

1084
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 3: I thought it was bouquet, similar to the t in

1085
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:06,360
Speaker 3: flint sounds. There's just some things. And now I understand

1086
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:09,799
Speaker 3: like older people who's like, I'm not growing anymore, that's

1087
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 3: how I'm just like, I'm not doing that bouquet makes

1088
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:16,360
Speaker 3: me sound French like, so I'm like, I'm gonna just

1089
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:18,040
Speaker 3: keep saying that because I'm so happy.

1090
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 2: You say this. Then, because I felt like I had

1091
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 2: had like an aneurysm or something. It's like, I don't know,

1092
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,239
Speaker 2: I think it's bouquet and I googled it. It was like, say,

1093
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:26,200
Speaker 2: bok that sounds wild to me.

1094
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:29,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, like m min bo is like b au right,

1095
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 3: b oh you And not.

1096
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:35,760
Speaker 2: To brag, I took two years of French in middle school.

1097
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:39,320
Speaker 2: So look, I can say bouquet if I want. We're fancy.

1098
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:41,319
Speaker 3: It's like French and Spanish in the same way.

1099
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:43,799
Speaker 2: It's such a It's an incredible word.

1100
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 3: Let's be k.

1101
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:49,440
Speaker 2: Okay, we're back on board with bouquet, thank god. Okay.

1102
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:52,040
Speaker 2: So I was gifted a bouquet in a beautiful vase.

1103
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,799
Speaker 2: It has uh, it has served me well for years.

1104
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 2: But since I received it, my partner has moved in

1105
00:53:57,680 --> 00:53:59,759
Speaker 2: with me and has brought to my attention that I

1106
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:03,920
Speaker 2: am accumulating far too many brown, beige scale items. Okay,

1107
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:06,040
Speaker 2: So it sounds like the house is becoming kind of beige.

1108
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 2: The perhaps we want to vary the color schemes in

1109
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:10,880
Speaker 2: our home to be fair. This was a gift. Okay,

1110
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:13,440
Speaker 2: so she's addicted to beige, but this was given to her,

1111
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 2: or whoever it is that said. I attended a very

1112
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:23,680
Speaker 2: casual memorial service today, interesting, very casual memorial service, and

1113
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:26,719
Speaker 2: I decided to gift this vase and a bouquet of

1114
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:30,840
Speaker 2: flowers I collected from my garden. To my horror, I

1115
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:33,120
Speaker 2: did not know that the person who gifted me that

1116
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:35,960
Speaker 2: vase even knew the loved one who we were there

1117
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:38,360
Speaker 2: to memorialize, or that they were going to be at

1118
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:41,799
Speaker 2: the entrance. As I brought the arrangement in, they said, hey,

1119
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 2: lovely to see you. Is that the vase I gifted you?

1120
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:47,759
Speaker 2: Oh no, I froze and said yes, and that my

1121
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:50,360
Speaker 2: partner wants to start varying color in the household. I

1122
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:53,480
Speaker 2: love this conversation at a funeral. This is interesting.

1123
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:58,279
Speaker 3: I'm throwing the partner under the bust immediately me.

1124
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:03,000
Speaker 2: I got a pretty cold shoulder after that. And my

1125
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:05,719
Speaker 2: question to you is is it really that wrong to

1126
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:09,280
Speaker 2: regift things like vases, especially since they are vessels for flowers,

1127
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:12,239
Speaker 2: which are the main gift. Best and they just left

1128
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:15,040
Speaker 2: an initial e because apparently they don't want any more

1129
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:16,600
Speaker 2: trouble with this person in their face.

1130
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you think I would say that the

1131
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:23,600
Speaker 3: question of like, oh, is it wrong to regift a

1132
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 3: vase because of like it really left out the partly

1133
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:28,239
Speaker 3: like it is a vase at a memorial, like you

1134
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:32,160
Speaker 3: gave it to like a dead Like there's some like factors. Yeah,

1135
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:35,440
Speaker 3: this is a fuir circumstances that it probably was not

1136
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 3: an environment where that person was like, oh so now

1137
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 3: I'm mourning and also mourning the fact that, like this

1138
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:44,480
Speaker 3: person did not like my gift enough to keep it.

1139
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:49,360
Speaker 3: So yes, yeah, like yes.

1140
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:54,680
Speaker 2: I mean I think it's like, I mean, let's look

1141
00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:58,240
Speaker 2: at this other person's viewpoint. They're standing at the entrance

1142
00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:02,760
Speaker 2: of this memorial. Let's assume their husband died, they're weeping.

1143
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:06,759
Speaker 2: Here comes E holding this vase. He has decided not

1144
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:09,880
Speaker 2: even a living person should own this. It's only for

1145
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,640
Speaker 2: the dead. How offensive can you get?

1146
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:15,520
Speaker 3: And then you'd be like, well, my partner does not

1147
00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:16,240
Speaker 3: like beige.

1148
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:22,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, immediately getting into like the interior decorating argument you

1149
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 2: had with your partner.

1150
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:25,440
Speaker 3: And then I think that makes it worse because then

1151
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:27,280
Speaker 3: the idea is like, oh, so you had a plethora

1152
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:30,600
Speaker 3: of beage and then you made a specific choice to

1153
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:34,680
Speaker 3: pick like my gifts was the weakest link, it was

1154
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:38,400
Speaker 3: the first to go. Yeah, I'd be like, well, damn,

1155
00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:40,959
Speaker 3: I didn't know I was that low on though she'd

1156
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:42,800
Speaker 3: known me you didn't like vases.

1157
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:46,640
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think he is completely in the wrong here,

1158
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:48,920
Speaker 2: And I mean, there's so many mysteries about this, like

1159
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:52,719
Speaker 2: where's E's partner this funeral and what is a very

1160
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 2: casual memorial service that seems interesting to me?

1161
00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:59,640
Speaker 3: Yeah? I think that is that maybe the origin of

1162
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:01,920
Speaker 3: most of the problem is that he is just too

1163
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:06,480
Speaker 3: casual about everything, memorials, regifting. You got to put some

1164
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:07,439
Speaker 3: steaks on thing.

1165
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:10,320
Speaker 2: Right, You get control of your life, have some dignity,

1166
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:14,319
Speaker 2: have some class. Yeah. I hope that he doesn't write

1167
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:16,600
Speaker 2: back in he is a problem person.

1168
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:20,400
Speaker 3: He is really out here hurting people, hurting so many people,

1169
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 3: I mean, hurting people that are already Hurt's.

1170
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:24,800
Speaker 2: Partner should leave E immediately.

1171
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:28,440
Speaker 3: That's why there was so much beige reflection of the spirit.

1172
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:35,320
Speaker 2: There's nothing there but beige. E. Oh you're disgusting. Do

1173
00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:39,080
Speaker 2: not write back into the podcast. Apologize to whoever it

1174
00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:42,000
Speaker 2: was that get buy a new vase with some flowers.

1175
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:43,000
Speaker 2: And send it to that person.

1176
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 3: Having a garden good for you. That's good for you.

1177
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:51,320
Speaker 2: E ring into brag about this garden, not only a garden,

1178
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 2: but such a good garden that you can like pluck

1179
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:57,360
Speaker 2: a bunch of flowers for a booh. I think I

1180
00:57:57,400 --> 00:58:00,360
Speaker 2: have one flower in my garden. I can I don't

1181
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:03,520
Speaker 2: have a garden. Well, you've got to get one if

1182
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:05,720
Speaker 2: you're going to be going to any very casual memorials.

1183
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:07,080
Speaker 3: So I got to get people to give me gifts

1184
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:07,800
Speaker 3: I can give them away.

1185
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:14,280
Speaker 2: Well, we answered the question perfectly, and we've done an

1186
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:18,560
Speaker 2: incredible service here and now I've got my gifts. I'm

1187
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:21,080
Speaker 2: so happy to have them. And I've had a fantastic

1188
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:21,720
Speaker 2: time with you here.

1189
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:25,680
Speaker 3: I agree, this was a very easy and fun conversation.

1190
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:30,280
Speaker 2: I hope that you're acl surgery and l d l

1191
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:32,840
Speaker 2: l CL LCL. I'm not a good time.

1192
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:35,720
Speaker 3: He's a business.

1193
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:40,400
Speaker 2: I hope it goes well. We're all praying for you

1194
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 2: and thank you for being here. Of course, listener, the

1195
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:51,560
Speaker 2: podcast is absolutely over. It's coming to a halt. As always,

1196
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:53,760
Speaker 2: I hope you've been planning to do something after this,

1197
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 2: otherwise you're going to be flailing and freaking out about

1198
00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:00,480
Speaker 2: what is next in your day, and I hate to

1199
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:03,840
Speaker 2: hear that for you, so please try to just make

1200
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:08,200
Speaker 2: decent decisions in your life. Come back another time. The

1201
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:15,840
Speaker 2: podcast is over. I love you, goodbye, I said, No

1202
00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:19,200
Speaker 2: Gifts is an exactly right production. It's produced by our

1203
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:23,840
Speaker 2: dear friend Annalise Nilson, and it's beautifully mixed by Leona Squilatchi.

1204
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:27,600
Speaker 2: And we couldn't do it without our guest booker Patrick Kottner.

1205
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:31,760
Speaker 2: The theme song, of course, could only come from miracle

1206
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:35,680
Speaker 2: worker Amy Mann. You must follow the show on Instagram

1207
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:37,560
Speaker 2: at I said no Gifts, I don't want to hear

1208
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:40,040
Speaker 2: any excuses. That's where you get to see pictures of

1209
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:42,320
Speaker 2: all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting. And don't you want

1210
00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:43,480
Speaker 2: to see pictures of the gifts?

1211
00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:46,360
Speaker 3: I invit?

1212
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:54,120
Speaker 1: Did you hear? Funa Man myself perfectly clear? But you're

1213
00:59:54,240 --> 01:00:00,680
Speaker 1: a guess, Tom, you gotta come to me tea And

1214
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:06,880
Speaker 1: I said, no, guest, your own presence is presents enough.

1215
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 1: I already had too much stuff, So how do you

1216
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:14,960
Speaker 1: dare to surbey me