Speaker 1: Hey, what does it feel like it's been like three
Speaker 1: months since we recorded rama. You're in the kitchen. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Brauh No, we're in our studio. Guys, it's a studio.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And they got rid of the we usually have a
Speaker 3: nice big table for me, but now I'm on the
Speaker 3: fucking floor.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say that was my first topic. So
Speaker 1: we got rid of the infamous heavy emphasis on the infamous.
Speaker 1: Damn I tour actually like low ki actually, and that
Speaker 1: table we decided was actually a cursed object that had
Speaker 1: very dark sided.
Speaker 2: In reach shop stuff is like I wish you were joking,
Speaker 2: but both of us literally are. We are positive that
Speaker 2: table is what was giving us bed luck.
Speaker 1: It was demonic like borderline like it was very very
Speaker 1: creepy and like also like thinking about like the store
Speaker 1: we bought it from, how like it doesn't exist, Like
Speaker 1: we cannot find the store we bought it from, and
Speaker 1: like also the it was like it was like glowing,
Speaker 1: like lit up when we walked in, and I know it.
Speaker 2: Was like literally the first table like in the middle
Speaker 2: of the store. It was like the ugliest table ever.
Speaker 2: We bought it. When we were like nineteen and twenty,
Speaker 2: we were like.
Speaker 1: This table so mid century day.
Speaker 2: Well, it was the ugliest table ever and we every
Speaker 2: time we did an episode it was like the mission
Speaker 2: of Drew moved in the morning when we like were
Speaker 2: setting up, and then I would move it back when
Speaker 2: we were done setting up, and it was just driving
Speaker 2: me crazy. So three hundred pounds we had someone take it.
Speaker 2: We had it removed, and it's sitting in a donation
Speaker 2: shop somewhere in La because we had a task. Grab
Speaker 2: a taket.
Speaker 3: And it's yeah, now I'm on the floor and I'm
Speaker 3: covered in dirt.
Speaker 2: So I actually just mopped this floor yesterday.
Speaker 3: Okay, there's a little bit of dirt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, from you, because you're so old, you're dusting away.
Speaker 1: Let's not forget about the sand in the shoe incident.
Speaker 1: Actually rolled that clip.
Speaker 2: I love them so much. They have this square almost
Speaker 2: frog like toasty sands.
Speaker 1: Falling, fell out of your sands fell. That was a
Speaker 1: band aid a three year old.
Speaker 2: It's so funny saying roll that clip, and it's Kai
Speaker 2: who has to insert it.
Speaker 1: So the dust is coming from inside, the call is
Speaker 1: coming from inside the house.
Speaker 2: The dust is coming from inside the body.
Speaker 1: The dust is coming from inside the shoe.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Now we don't have a table, and we've been
Speaker 2: eating at the counters. I mean we eat in the
Speaker 2: living room anyway, you don't eat I mean you eat
Speaker 2: in your bed. I eat in them.
Speaker 1: Well, I always eat in bed. Hello, Like you mean
Speaker 1: you're eating like, oh you ate box munching on box
Speaker 1: and ship. Oh yeah, I'm a mune min. I'm literally
Speaker 1: a munch y'all. Hashtag munch, hashtag munich munch. What is munich?
Speaker 2: Munich? I think is a place in like.
Speaker 1: And a tunic is a shirt. But isn't that also
Speaker 1: a dude that, like Forcibly had his balls removed it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a person.
Speaker 3: It's someone who gets their nuts absolutely removed.
Speaker 1: I showed kaya video of this dude with the.
Speaker 2: Really do people have to do? People have to do that,
Speaker 2: like when they have a disease or something.
Speaker 3: It was like they used to do it to boys
Speaker 3: back in like medieval times, so that they could always
Speaker 3: have high pitched voices sing.
Speaker 1: Really I think so. And then also it was like
Speaker 1: a torture tactic too. It was like, oh, you fucked up,
Speaker 1: Like we're taking your balls.
Speaker 2: We got to get back to that.
Speaker 3: Well, oh my god, is that what you showed me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's insane, actually fucking repulsive. That is disgusting.
Speaker 3: Well insert it, we really can't.
Speaker 2: It was a man's nasty fucking balls. Ew whah ew wha.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like literally twenty three inches long. Like it's
Speaker 1: really it's really unbelievable. But when I saw that video,
Speaker 1: I went on the deep dive on his account because
Speaker 1: I was like, is he like stretching his ball somehow?
Speaker 1: Like what like how did he do this? And he
Speaker 1: claims it's all natural, like he was born with it.
Speaker 1: It's not a defect like all of like the doctors
Speaker 1: you've been to are like, yeah, you just got really low.
Speaker 1: Let your nuts hang. You got let your nuts hang.
Speaker 1: I mean that pied.
Speaker 2: There's like this is completely different. But there is this
Speaker 2: a disease that I recently found out about. I don't
Speaker 2: know the name of it, but it's like your body, no,
Speaker 2: keep going.
Speaker 1: Finish that, just like the Indya disease, Like if you
Speaker 1: have it, you're so beautiful. Yeah exactly, yeah, so like
Speaker 1: we all have it.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, it's very rare. It's very very rare. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's like this disease that uh stops your production
Speaker 2: of collagen. So there's this baby I saw on TikTok
Speaker 2: that their baby like looks much older than it is,
Speaker 2: and it's because it's something to do with the collagen
Speaker 2: or like the muscles in your face, like don't have
Speaker 2: enough strength to keep up your skin.
Speaker 1: I wish I remember that baby was like super saggy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I wonder if that happened to that person's ball.
Speaker 1: It's possible, but yeah, I went on a deep dive
Speaker 1: in that video literally made me cry laughing because he's
Speaker 1: supposed to be like a football player and he's like
Speaker 1: alignment and he's really insecure about it. So he's reclaiming it.
Speaker 1: So he posts posts that video yeah, of his really
Speaker 1: long balls.
Speaker 2: I mean, like I feel bad because I'm not helping
Speaker 2: because they actually made me like really angry, Like.
Speaker 1: Well, you just like don't like balls, like you really
Speaker 1: don't like men.
Speaker 3: I don't like balls either, to be honest, I love.
Speaker 1: Balls, dude.
Speaker 2: Something like the male anatomy is just so fucking nasty,
Speaker 2: like they could have I don't know, there needs to
Speaker 2: be a rework.
Speaker 1: We were made in God's image, like all of us
Speaker 1: were all beautiful in our own ways, and that's why
Speaker 1: I'm very anti looks.
Speaker 2: Maxic and God had bad body disf and he was like,
Speaker 2: I'm disgusting, I'm disgusting. We're just gonna make this I'm disgusting,
Speaker 2: and then we have men. But I love men. Guys,
Speaker 2: love love love. Everybody knows that about me. I don't
Speaker 2: like bisexuals. I don't like bisexuals.
Speaker 4: I don't like bisexuals. I don't like bisexuals. I don't
Speaker 4: like bisexuals. I don't like bisexuals. I don't like bisexuals.
Speaker 4: I don't like bisexuals. I don't like bisexuals. I don't
Speaker 4: like bisexuals. I don't like bisexuals. I don't like bisexuals.
Speaker 4: I don't like bisexuals. I do not like bisexuals. I
Speaker 4: do not like bisexuals.
Speaker 2: Thank God I'm straight as fuck mm or else i'd
Speaker 2: be really hurt.
Speaker 1: Well, guys, I know we've talked about it a bunch
Speaker 1: in the past, but there was a moment in mine
Speaker 1: and Inya's lives where together we thought everything was gonna change.
Speaker 1: We I'll like give you some backstories for some clarity,
Speaker 1: but basically, we auditioned for this movie that we genuinely
Speaker 1: thought like, oh, we got the part, Like we literally
Speaker 1: got the part. Like we were driving home listening to
Speaker 1: what was the song you know.
Speaker 2: What's crazy is like, uh, we're you got the music
Speaker 2: in me. What's crazy is we felt that. But I
Speaker 2: don't even think we did that good.
Speaker 1: No, we did it, Harry, We.
Speaker 2: Didn't think we did good. That's the craziest part. We
Speaker 2: didn't walk away from that audition being like, that's the
Speaker 2: best audition I've ever done it. I think it was
Speaker 2: one of our first auditions we've ever done.
Speaker 1: It was my first one.
Speaker 2: It was maybe my like second third one that I
Speaker 2: like actually did and I was like I want this.
Speaker 2: I did not do good. I remember walking.
Speaker 1: I mean like we did not eat.
Speaker 2: I wasn't good.
Speaker 1: We did not eat. But the trailer released for the movie,
Speaker 1: are we allowed to even say? I'm like, yeah, this
Speaker 1: is free promo.
Speaker 2: For talk about like movies day.
Speaker 1: Audition for Yeah, it was Y two K by Kyle Mooney,
Speaker 1: and I swore to God like seeing who they casted
Speaker 1: versus like what I looked like when I auditioned, Like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that is like the most embarrassing thing
Speaker 1: I've evert, but.
Speaker 2: I didn't see I still haven't seen the trailer.
Speaker 1: I watched the trailer. It looks okay like I was
Speaker 1: supposed to be in the movie. I was supposed to
Speaker 1: be in.
Speaker 2: The video, supposed to be in the music video.
Speaker 1: I was in the video.
Speaker 2: I was just busy. I was I was supposed to
Speaker 2: be in the movie. I was just busy working on
Speaker 2: the greatest podcast of all time. I just couldn't make
Speaker 2: it into my.
Speaker 1: Schedule emergency insert com guys. Today, I feel like like
Speaker 1: it's going to be a wholesome episode. Yeah, like I
Speaker 1: have really good vibes today, like really just like baseline
Speaker 1: average episode.
Speaker 2: We will say nothing negative. I think I already did though,
Speaker 2: just yelled I.
Speaker 3: Don't like bi sexual bisexual people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not negative. That's literally like unknown thing by everybody
Speaker 1: in the world.
Speaker 3: That's more just like an objective observation, exactly exactly.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 2: I have been getting this ad on TikTok that is
Speaker 2: really freaking.
Speaker 1: Me out and been scrolling no.
Speaker 2: Not even that somebody is capitalizing on that, and was like,
Speaker 2: instead of doom scrolling, you should start micro learning. And
Speaker 2: it's an app I do. I subscribed, got it?
Speaker 1: It's impulse.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: It's like a like a brain teaser thing.
Speaker 2: Like are you learning facts and stuff?
Speaker 1: Or I don't know if it's the same one, but
Speaker 1: it's like, uh, it's really hard to explain. It's just
Speaker 1: like brain games.
Speaker 2: Well, the ad I got looked like an AI person
Speaker 2: on stage doing a ted talk, like I can help
Speaker 2: it with a real video and would you say it? No?
Speaker 2: I wish I did, but I bet if I look
Speaker 2: up micro learning, I can find it. But I just
Speaker 2: can't wait. What was it? It was like, stop scrolling
Speaker 2: and start micro learning. I'm gonna take my macro of
Speaker 2: knowledge right now? Are you fucking kidding me? I personally
Speaker 2: feel like I'm always learning something, even if it's fucking stupid.
Speaker 2: Could you teach me something intelligent from a macro? What
Speaker 2: macro am I gonna get of knowledge? Micro learning? What
Speaker 2: MI like microscopic piece of knowledge? Can you give me
Speaker 2: that's gonna make me feel better about being on my phone?
Speaker 1: Okay? The t is is like, why are we micro
Speaker 1: learning like math and micro learning reading and micro learning
Speaker 1: new languages? What we should be micro learning is how
Speaker 1: to love one another and how to be that resent
Speaker 1: in the moment and grateful for everything that we have
Speaker 1: and really like using perspective to our perspective to our advantage. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and really using it to our advantage to like, yeah,
Speaker 1: just love ourselves.
Speaker 2: Any true thing is I do feel like I learn
Speaker 2: a lot from TikTok. But even last night there's this
Speaker 2: Weather Channel guy who I watch. I think you you
Speaker 2: watch him too. Let me make sure I think you've
Speaker 2: seen this guy. He's like the Drew Gooden of weather
Speaker 2: weather Box.
Speaker 1: And I've never seen him.
Speaker 2: What this guy? No, no, dude, I'm obsessed with him
Speaker 2: because he talks about the weather phenomenons, but he goes
Speaker 2: into extreme detail of like showing maps, how to read maps,
Speaker 2: like every time before he gets into like footage and stuff.
Speaker 2: He goes on a deep dive of like the maps
Speaker 2: and like what the meteorologists and everybody we're seeing as
Speaker 2: it was coming in and as the forecast was being developed.
Speaker 1: My favorite shit.
Speaker 2: But then I had a moment last night where I
Speaker 2: was looking at him. I was like, he could be
Speaker 2: saying fucking anything to me right now and I would
Speaker 2: just believe it, Like he's never PhD and blah blah
Speaker 2: blah blah blah, like, I went to school for this,
Speaker 2: and I but I do believe him, and I do
Speaker 2: think he knows what the fuck he's talking about. But
Speaker 2: I was like, it's kind of how sometimes I just
Speaker 2: say shit on here without second guessing whether it's true
Speaker 2: or not, and then I'll see a comment where like, damn,
Speaker 2: she really is dumb. She just repeats everything. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's because I just see stuff on tap and on
Speaker 2: the river or on YouTube and I repeat it.
Speaker 1: I'm literally dunning Krueger effect. Person, I've had.
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 1: It's like where you like, hear one thing about like
Speaker 1: a topic, and then you think you're an expert on it.
Speaker 1: Much grateful, very thing, much grateful, very so. The uh
Speaker 1: Runthegauntlet dot com was a website that was like gore
Speaker 1: coded that you would like see a video and it
Speaker 1: would be the most gory thing and that's level one
Speaker 1: and then and once you finished it, you got to
Speaker 1: go to level two and it was just really really
Speaker 1: like the bottom barrel, like darkest most like gore coded shit. Ever,
Speaker 1: it was horrible, nasty, dark sided, evil energy and vibes. Well.
Speaker 1: The website like sometime recently made like a cringe version
Speaker 1: of Run the Gauntlet, so it was like run the Gauntlet,
Speaker 1: but it's like cringe videos, so it was like to
Speaker 1: get to the next level, you would have to like
Speaker 1: watch this cringe video all the way through. And me
Speaker 1: and Ja started like playing it last night, and like
Speaker 1: it's not that hard to do because like nothing.
Speaker 2: The videos aren't even cringey. They just make me really sad,
Speaker 2: and I'm just like, oh, like I don't get that feeling. Like, oh,
Speaker 2: there was like one video, but I've seen clips from this.
Speaker 2: It's like this really weird fucking TV show host for
Speaker 2: a game show in the seventies who like kept trying
Speaker 2: to kiss the like young girls who were on it,
Speaker 2: and that I've seen on TikTok because I've seen a
Speaker 2: lot of people talk about how common that shit was
Speaker 2: even in the seventies what or whatever. That was awful
Speaker 2: to watch, but the rest of it was just sad.
Speaker 2: It was like kid pranking his dad and his dad
Speaker 2: like not reacting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like throwing a water balloon at him. But there
Speaker 1: was one where BuzzFeed literally went on stage and had
Speaker 1: like one in a w a Webby, yeah, a Webby Award,
Speaker 1: and there there was five of them or four of
Speaker 1: them or something, and they each said one word and
Speaker 1: it was much grateful, very thing, and that was their acceptance.
Speaker 2: The line did it and then just walked off stage
Speaker 2: and said nothing else.
Speaker 3: And me and you were like, was that like a
Speaker 3: much like a dose?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was like very like it was like,
Speaker 1: so I say much, you say grateful, much grateful.
Speaker 3: Oh y'all, now you pointed at me and said grateful
Speaker 3: and much grateful.
Speaker 1: Very thanks, Like that's how I really said. That's how
Speaker 1: it went, except there was a fourth person. Pretty dirty,
Speaker 1: but that's our new age.
Speaker 2: It was really really bad, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there isn't like it wasn't like two and ten.
Speaker 1: But there were a few videos on there that like
Speaker 1: we're really cringe like creepy, bro.
Speaker 2: The thing is like, I can't think of anything that
Speaker 2: really makes me cringe like that anymore.
Speaker 3: What about that video of me with Doula peep, No.
Speaker 2: That just makes me laugh really hard. That doesn't make
Speaker 2: me crank. Even when I first saw it, I don't
Speaker 2: know if I cringed at it as much as I
Speaker 2: was just like this is amazing, Like I cannot believe this,
Speaker 2: like seeing you in the background, Like didn't we all
Speaker 2: send it in the group chat. Yeah, that was that
Speaker 2: was a bit evil, but like it was just too funny. Also,
Speaker 2: who got on their timeline? Was it me or Josh?
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I think we all did separate, like
Speaker 1: it all.
Speaker 2: Got on all our timelines. So they wanted us to
Speaker 2: see that, And that's an amazing video, like honestly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm lok key proud of it.
Speaker 2: Well, somebody played my remix of Everything Is Embarrassing at
Speaker 2: a club I saw.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is that what you wanted to show me a
Speaker 1: couple of days ago? Oh my god, that is so
Speaker 1: fucking lit.
Speaker 2: Someone literally played it.
Speaker 1: How'd they get the full one?
Speaker 2: I don't know, Like I think somebody might have taken
Speaker 2: it from the episode and tried to like discern like
Speaker 2: our voices overlapping it, because that like full cut of
Speaker 2: it isn't act.
Speaker 1: Yeah, unless did we like upload it somewhere or something.
Speaker 2: No, we never uploaded it because I'm like, people like it,
Speaker 2: but like it. Something about it embarrasses me, Like I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I can't believe that. It's like the
Speaker 2: take a dish track, Like I understand it's like we
Speaker 2: did it because it was funny. And we were trolling
Speaker 2: and whatever. But it became such a staple in our
Speaker 2: internet lore that when I hear it, like it does
Speaker 2: something to my body.
Speaker 1: Oh that's like ever ever ever hate take a dishtrack
Speaker 1: or you're.
Speaker 2: No, I like your part of it, but hearing myself,
Speaker 2: I'm just like, oh my.
Speaker 1: God, Like no, it's like, uh, forever forever.
Speaker 2: It was really fun and it's crazy that we made
Speaker 2: that because I just got stuck in Texas, Like I
Speaker 2: wasn't that wasn't supposed to happen. I was on a
Speaker 2: layover from LA to Miami or vice versa or something,
Speaker 2: and I got stuck in Texas because of storms. And
Speaker 2: then I went to your house.
Speaker 1: And we proceeded to make a smash fucking hit in
Speaker 1: my bed. Yeah, we made history with Apple headphones. Wait
Speaker 1: wait wait inspired.
Speaker 2: Yesterday that it was somebody like trying to sing. Oh,
Speaker 2: it was a part of that cringe compilation. Somebody had
Speaker 2: a cheese see Like, this stuff isn't cringey to me.
Speaker 2: It's like this girl made a version of Fancy by
Speaker 2: Iggy Azalea and about cheesecake factory. I'm like, that's really cute.
Speaker 2: Like they were bored they just made it for the franchise,
Speaker 2: like it's sweet, but the way she was wrapping over
Speaker 2: the beat literally, I was like, Drew, this is what
Speaker 2: you sound like, bro, when you first get on a
Speaker 2: beat and you're trying to like figure out your spat
Speaker 2: on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then also trying to like repeat like melody
Speaker 1: that people feed to me. It's like, literally, Empire is.
Speaker 2: Literally like the worst thing for Drew. If Drew was
Speaker 2: in a situation where someone had a gun to his
Speaker 2: and they were like, all you have to do to
Speaker 2: be free is repeat exactly what I'm about to say
Speaker 2: to you back to me with the same tone, he
Speaker 2: would add eighteen words.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's impossible. It's impossible, and I can't read out loud.
Speaker 2: It's because you're so original. You don't believe in saying
Speaker 2: other people's thoughts.
Speaker 3: I'm different, I will say on your uh Charlie remix,
Speaker 3: you like fighting the beat is honestly kind of advanced.
Speaker 1: No, it's horror like that. The thing is I'm different,
Speaker 1: like I did my own fuck.
Speaker 3: It's kind of like a scammer.
Speaker 1: Hello, Like, yeah, I was off beat on purpose, Like
Speaker 1: what is it? Blue face baby? Yeah, I'm very.
Speaker 2: Similar, dude, wait, what was it? It was like the red
Speaker 2: the email part, like I fed you, Like I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: you could say it like this and you're like okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: and you did it, and you added like three works
Speaker 2: or so you overlapped where you're supposed to stop. And
Speaker 2: then for the next one it was so hard for
Speaker 2: you to like You're like, oh, I'm gonna keep that,
Speaker 2: and then to hit the next line you have to
Speaker 2: jump in so fast that you kept doing and that's it.
Speaker 1: Fun got damnita, god, damn it. I'm gonna lose my ship.
Speaker 2: That's also the funny thing about you is like I
Speaker 2: know you well enough that when you were like, uh,
Speaker 2: frustrated with something, when you like yell fuck like that,
Speaker 2: it's not coming from a serious place, like it's not
Speaker 2: real anger, but you are so quick to do something.
Speaker 2: You'd be like, oh my god, oh you did the
Speaker 2: other night.
Speaker 1: I almost killed those he saw alien.
Speaker 2: Oh wait were you talking about in the car?
Speaker 1: No. I was talking about when we were going to
Speaker 1: the gym yesterday and I like pulled out and almost
Speaker 1: killed this bro. Like it was so scary, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna lose the.
Speaker 2: Past enough road that we would have died ship he
Speaker 2: pulled out because this car randomly pulled out at the
Speaker 2: same time and almost t bone doesn't Drew freaked the
Speaker 2: funk out and I don't even remember what you yelled.
Speaker 1: I said, I'm gonna lose my ship. I'm gonna lose
Speaker 1: my fucking mind. I'm gonna kill myself. But it's not real.
Speaker 2: I always I know it's not real. But I was
Speaker 2: talking about after Alien Romulus Drew, we were we're all
Speaker 2: trying to figure out like how the characters were related
Speaker 2: to each other, and we all had our own theory,
Speaker 2: like you're right into his room for like an hour
Speaker 2: and came back. He was like, okay to like me,
Speaker 2: and Josh was like, okay, I know, I know how
Speaker 2: all the characters are related. So we're standing in the
Speaker 2: kitchen with him and he's like going on and we
Speaker 2: keep buddying, and we're like, wait, are you talking about
Speaker 2: this character? This character? Because we also don't know.
Speaker 1: Any of the characters know their fucking names.
Speaker 2: We don't know any of their names, so we're all
Speaker 2: trying to like discern what Drew's saying to us, and
Speaker 2: I will put you oh, my god, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have a fucking stroke. I can't do this.
Speaker 2: I literally can't do this. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go back to my room. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I did like to stop the police, like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a fucking stroke. I need to leave,
Speaker 1: like now, I any.
Speaker 2: Rate to his room and I went. He was just
Speaker 2: standing in there like this.
Speaker 1: I literally like had a fucking stroke.
Speaker 2: Brother, we're rebooting.
Speaker 1: I literally lost my shit. And it wasn't funny until
Speaker 1: like three minutes later, because I was like, it's actually
Speaker 1: so frustrating when I can't like verbalize my thoughts, which
Speaker 1: is like ninety five percent of my fucking life. It
Speaker 1: drives me insane. I understand, you get me, you get me,
Speaker 1: We get each other exactly, exactly. Well, I was talking
Speaker 1: to my mom the other day on the phone, and
Speaker 1: like I've just like never like heard her dating history,
Speaker 1: which like I was always curious about because like my
Speaker 1: mom was like a battie when she was younger, Like
Speaker 1: she was a heartbreaker. She still is still is, Like
Speaker 1: I cannot believe she's what sixty, I think she's sixty
Speaker 1: seventy two. Actually, your mom about seventy. Yeah, she's seventy two,
Speaker 1: and she looks that good. She's like eating down. But no,
Speaker 1: she was like a little heartbreaker, and she's told me
Speaker 1: one story that always like cracked me up. But one
Speaker 1: of them was like she was on a date with
Speaker 1: a dude that she really really like, Like it was
Speaker 1: like one of the first times they were meeting, Like
Speaker 1: he had like a brand new, nice ash truck and
Speaker 1: like he was just Gorgina Grande. They like went to dinner,
Speaker 1: they did the whole thing, like it was it was
Speaker 1: a great night. And on the drive home, she watched
Speaker 1: him pick his note on both sides and pull out
Speaker 1: the biggest fucking boogers and then wipe them on the
Speaker 1: side of his brand new truck seat. And when she
Speaker 1: was getting out, she went over to his side and
Speaker 1: looked at the side of his seat and it was
Speaker 1: covered samburgers. Show she immediately like cut it off. But
Speaker 1: this one was a new story that like literally had
Speaker 1: me crying fucking laughing. So basically I was like talking
Speaker 1: about Josiah and like how he's had a lot of
Speaker 1: stomach pain, and she was like, oh my god, Like
Speaker 1: I once like went on a date with a guy,
Speaker 1: and they like went to the dinner, like they had
Speaker 1: a good ass fucking meal, and they go out to
Speaker 1: the car and he like starts doubling over in pain
Speaker 1: because like my mom didn't know why, and she like
Speaker 1: he was like doubled over, like about to throw up.
Speaker 1: He was sweating, and he was super pale, and she
Speaker 1: was like, what the fuck is going on? Like this
Speaker 1: went on for like three minutes, and then eventually, like
Speaker 1: he got so embarrassed, and he was so embarrassed to
Speaker 1: tell my mom this, but he was like, I have ibs.
Speaker 1: And my mom literally was so cringed down and a
Speaker 1: guy having ibs that she broke up with him. It
Speaker 1: was like no, like I don't want anything to do
Speaker 1: with that.
Speaker 2: That is so funny, also so awesome, like how quickly
Speaker 2: she decided not to be involved with a man off
Speaker 2: of some shit like that, like.
Speaker 1: Uh, ibs, if you have ibs, like you're gross, like
Speaker 1: you're nasty.
Speaker 2: I will say, like, I guess that would tap back
Speaker 2: into the thing of like if I was with a
Speaker 2: man and he always had a stomach issue, it would
Speaker 2: annoy the fuck out of me because like I'm the
Speaker 2: one with the stomach issues. Yeah, like my stomach urts.
Speaker 2: My stomach urts. I don't know if I have IBS though,
Speaker 2: that is so funny if the boogers one is even grosser. Though, yeah,
Speaker 2: ibs one is just funny. Her being like, no, okay,
Speaker 2: I know IBS is like hurts. But to be doubling
Speaker 2: over like that is IBS that serious for some people?
Speaker 1: Some people? Yeah, also like ibs, I need to clarify,
Speaker 1: is gay. It's a very gay thing to have. And
Speaker 1: if you're a man with IBS, come out of the closet.
Speaker 2: Is that one of the signs? Yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: Don't you have IBS?
Speaker 1: Nope, I just have constipation, Babe. There's a difference.
Speaker 2: There's a huge difference. I still don't Oh, is it
Speaker 2: irritable bowels?
Speaker 1: Dude? The word bowel is so fucking my fucking bowelsky bowel.
Speaker 1: My bowels have a turd lodged in the twink belly,
Speaker 1: the twink pouch. That's how you know they have a
Speaker 1: turd loaded in the chamber if they have that little pouch.
Speaker 2: Did I hate that so much? Well, I've stayed up
Speaker 2: late enough for the past week that I've seen people
Speaker 2: starting their morning routines on TikTok, like it'll be like
Speaker 2: boring at my time, and I'm watching somebody upload like
Speaker 2: three seconds ago, and it's somebody who I see in
Speaker 2: the daytime usually, and it's like two days after they upload,
Speaker 2: and I see them freshly being like I'm gonna make
Speaker 2: my coffee before I go to school, and I'm just like,
Speaker 2: but it's not time to go to bed. There's also
Speaker 2: this one girl who I think she lives on the
Speaker 2: East Coast because it always happens around four or five
Speaker 2: am our time. She lays in her bed and is
Speaker 2: like on live stream talking like doing like an early
Speaker 2: early morning live stream, and it freaks me out because
Speaker 2: I'm just like, dude, I cannot believe that for her,
Speaker 2: she's been asleep, like she actually cares about herself and
Speaker 2: went to sleep early and has the will and the
Speaker 2: lust for life to wake up early and like get
Speaker 2: on live stream and just be up with the sun.
Speaker 2: I don't think I'll ever be somebody who wants to
Speaker 2: wake up early.
Speaker 1: I love waking up with the sun.
Speaker 2: It's just not it's too many hours in the day
Speaker 2: because then by three pm I'm losing my mind.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you guys ever get the live stream of the
Speaker 3: guy with the huge belly. It's like a spherical big belly.
Speaker 1: I think, and you start drawing all over his body
Speaker 1: with marker like the names of donators.
Speaker 2: It's so dense.
Speaker 3: It looks very hard.
Speaker 1: I want to know how they get that, because it's
Speaker 1: definitely like ship that they're eating. Like they might have
Speaker 1: to just be alcohol.
Speaker 2: Like every time I see a belly like that, stiff
Speaker 2: and like beer belly, like it just looks like it hurts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's definitely like a feeder kink though it looks
Speaker 1: like folly. Yeah. Yeah, he likes getting big and filled
Speaker 1: and stuffed.
Speaker 2: Like why do beer bellies are? Like why are they
Speaker 2: so stiff and like dense? What is the scientist? Is
Speaker 2: it like colssium build up on your fucking lining And
Speaker 2: I don't know, Like that's what I imagine. It's like
Speaker 2: your body is like your stomach lining is burning constantly
Speaker 2: from the amount of alcohol you put in it, and
Speaker 2: your stomach.
Speaker 3: Like retaining water and like your your body just gets
Speaker 3: super saturated with water.
Speaker 1: So I'm going to become a feeder, y'all, you are
Speaker 1: I'm going to become one where I feed feed other
Speaker 1: people until they die. That you have some yes you,
Speaker 1: I want to get you nice and big.
Speaker 3: I would love that. Are we starting today.
Speaker 1: Because I started months ago? That's about you're so big
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 3: I was wondering about that.
Speaker 2: I cannot believe feeders are real, dude, Like we have
Speaker 2: gone too far. We just there has to be an
Speaker 2: end to possibilities. There just has to be an end.
Speaker 2: We've like made it past the point of like people
Speaker 2: just making up new fetishes that are really fucking crazy
Speaker 2: and weird and like harmful, and we need to go back.
Speaker 2: We need to like backlog. And also I know this
Speaker 2: is a constant joke online where it's like, oh, men
Speaker 2: need to go back to doing construction and like no
Speaker 2: more podcasts, no more this, But nobody talks about we
Speaker 2: need more whimsical jobs, like where are the shoe cobblers?
Speaker 1: Like who's a shoe cobbler collector?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Like I want stuff like that, like oh, somebody
Speaker 2: who goes into the forest for fire, Like we need
Speaker 2: more whimsical jobs. No more like oh like industrial like
Speaker 2: go build a house Like okay, No, I want something whimsical,
Speaker 2: Like I need to meet somebody who I'm like, Wow,
Speaker 2: your work is like making flower bouquets. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: like a floors. I think that's actually one of the
Speaker 2: things I wrote down was like for the whimsical jobs
Speaker 2: I think people need, so y'all feel free to take this.
Speaker 2: Oh like a chocolate tear like, no, I know, hell,
Speaker 2: Like I'm a chocolateer.
Speaker 1: Have you seen that one fucking creepy ass chocolate ear.
Speaker 1: I think he's like the Garadelli like lead chocolateer or whatever.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 1: He is so hornful.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, the freaky like European guy.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I fuck with him. That makes like
Speaker 1: the big like I don't like sure to know that
Speaker 1: ship is mind blowing and its structurally like it literally.
Speaker 2: Blows my Miley like it feels very like.
Speaker 3: There's something that feels ai generated about those videos.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It like a puree with him, y'all, Like he's he's
Speaker 1: rich from building chocolate.
Speaker 2: Who are you talking about?
Speaker 1: The Garredelli like lead chocolate ear. He's like the new guy.
Speaker 1: He's like the young hot guy on the block. Oh,
Speaker 1: and he is so fucking Horninglly. There's like a garat
Speaker 1: Delli like museum where like there's forty foot screens of
Speaker 1: him like making chocolate and like licking it all sensually.
Speaker 1: And there's like commercials of him like literally fucking chocolate
Speaker 1: on like the TV. It's like crazy Garret Delli chocolate here.
Speaker 2: You're not talking about him, right, No?
Speaker 1: I fuck with it. I love him. That's what's his nuts.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: He made the Dubai chocolate. You're talking about him. This
Speaker 2: is the guy I don't know.
Speaker 1: I fuck with it.
Speaker 2: I hate him. He's advanced, he is freaky, he smiles
Speaker 2: too much.
Speaker 1: No, he's advanced.
Speaker 2: Fuck, I really wish I knew what you were talking about.
Speaker 2: Because the person you're talking about and you made them up.
Speaker 1: I can't find them either. I can't open TikTok me.
Speaker 1: Lint Yes, this guy, Oh, it's linb Lint. It's not
Speaker 1: Garret Delli. It's lint y'all. He's like he wants the
Speaker 1: like feels like they it.
Speaker 2: Feels like they hired him. Like it doesn't feel like
Speaker 2: he actually be like like he's around making chocolate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like the face of it or some shit
Speaker 1: like an impact.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah he's not bitch, he's not a chocolate hear
Speaker 2: this isn't his life, Hey.
Speaker 1: Up the chocolate.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, he's not really about it. I don't like
Speaker 2: the smiley guy though, like the guy who makes all
Speaker 2: the big shit he like, Oh, it freaks me out.
Speaker 2: It gives me the same feeling as like the people
Speaker 2: who throw the balloons full of water onto spikes, Like
Speaker 2: that's why I imagine it's behind the camera. Is that guy, Like,
Speaker 2: I imagine he's the one like throwing all the glass bottles.
Speaker 1: Broy Those channels are making hundreds of thousands of dollars
Speaker 1: a year, like by rolling bottles of dye off the roof,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to start.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to watch them all. I don't care.
Speaker 2: I used to follow an account that used to post it,
Speaker 2: but it was a re upload account, so I got scammed.
Speaker 2: Every time I would see their fucking videos on my timeline.
Speaker 2: It'd be the same three videos intertwined with one new video,
Speaker 2: and they would get me every time because I would
Speaker 2: watch it.
Speaker 1: Yeah that uh, that shit is advanced, right right, m
Speaker 1: let's break the silence. Okay, So I've been talking about
Speaker 1: it for like the last three weeks, but I cut
Speaker 1: my phone out of my life, like for the most part,
Speaker 1: and it did really good about it. I was like logging.
Speaker 1: I went from like logging ten hours a day to
Speaker 1: like two and a half hours a day on my phone.
Speaker 1: Like I went absolutely ballistic, and I have like a
Speaker 1: like twenty day fucking streak on like opening TikTok less
Speaker 1: than five times, Instagram less than five times, YouTube lesson
Speaker 1: five times. Da da da da da da da da
Speaker 1: da ye'ah. My life literally like mentally got exponentially worse
Speaker 1: without the Internet, like truly, I'm not kidding, Like I
Speaker 1: really fell down like this, Like I don't know if
Speaker 1: I was just like going through withdraw and I was
Speaker 1: just like losing my fucking shit. But the second because
Speaker 1: on Sundays, I was like this, last Sunday, I decided
Speaker 1: that I was gonna like let myself scroll on TikTok
Speaker 1: as much as I wanted to so I could like
Speaker 1: just come up with topics because like a way I
Speaker 1: do that is like I'll scroll through like TikTok, Instagram
Speaker 1: or Twitter and just like so I'll see something that
Speaker 1: spurs an idea so I can talk about it. Well,
Speaker 1: like I've talked about this before, but when I cut
Speaker 1: soda out of my life, like nothing changed, Like literally
Speaker 1: nothing changed other than the fact that I wanted soda,
Speaker 1: like and I was like sad that I didn't have
Speaker 1: soda in my life. Like I didn't feel healthier, I
Speaker 1: didn't feel like more cognitively cognitively aware. I didn't feel
Speaker 1: less cloudy like I the only thing that I noticed
Speaker 1: is that, like soda was missing from my life. It's
Speaker 1: literally the exact same thing. When I cut like TikTok
Speaker 1: Instagram YouTube out, like nothing changed, like if anything, Like
Speaker 1: I became exponentially like more reclused, and like I had
Speaker 1: nothing to ever talk about. So basically, cocaine phone, That's
Speaker 1: that's basically what I'm saying, is like, there's kale phone,
Speaker 1: cocaine phone. Kle phone is like it's literally just for
Speaker 1: texting and phone calls. Cocaine phone is like you utilize
Speaker 1: it to its fullest potential, use every fucking app, all
Speaker 1: that shit. So that's my vibe is cocaine phone. I've decided.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't know, Like I'm pretty sure, I'm
Speaker 2: sure the rumors about my phone being bad for me
Speaker 2: are true. I believe you, but I don't believe you.
Speaker 1: I literally don't care.
Speaker 2: I just I don't. It's like people who cut out caffeine. Okay,
Speaker 2: like you're fucking better. I guess, like what, I just
Speaker 2: if it's something I've been doing for this long already,
Speaker 2: I'm used to where my brain's at. Like getting rid
Speaker 2: of it, I don't think it's gonna make me happier. Also,
Speaker 2: it's like that ongoing joke you always says, like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm taking less time with my phone so I could
Speaker 2: focus on my other screen.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, literally, that's.
Speaker 2: All that really happens, is like you focus on something else.
Speaker 2: And yes, you can read because we are readers, but
Speaker 2: I'm gonna read a book all day every day.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm not a reader. I'm a reader. I breed.
Speaker 1: I breed animals. No, I plant my seed.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah, making Wow, there's only three If you
Speaker 3: going to fall, I don't know.
Speaker 1: No, it's it's it's still sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah you're But do you see how like I spring
Speaker 3: into action to fix a potential problem that was like
Speaker 3: dat and very masculine. Yeah that was dad, very masculine
Speaker 3: like it was it was like no one could see
Speaker 3: on the camera, but I athletically like jumped to go.
Speaker 2: It's kind of slow because the fall was a little.
Speaker 3: It was actually very quick and athletic. It's actually very quick.
Speaker 2: Well with you saying that, it made me think. Last
Speaker 2: night I decided that we need conspiracy theorists to start
Speaker 2: working on the opposite and like the base of your
Speaker 2: conspiracy theorist can still be that the government is like
Speaker 2: against us. That can still stand. Actually, no, as I'm
Speaker 2: saying this, I'm realizing that this does exist, but it
Speaker 2: is more harm than good. But I was gonna be like,
Speaker 2: instead of people saying, like climate change is gonna ki us,
Speaker 2: blah blah blah blah blah blah, we need to do this.
Speaker 2: This is that. Why isn't it the opposite of like,
Speaker 2: microplastics aren't real, climate changes are real. They want you
Speaker 2: to buy more ac and they want you to buy
Speaker 2: reusable bottles and they want you to buy all this stuff.
Speaker 2: And actually, we're all fine and it's all good. But
Speaker 2: it's not all fine. It's not all good.
Speaker 1: It's not all fine, and it's not all fucking good. Well,
Speaker 1: we saw Alien Romulus and that movie was fucking lit.
Speaker 1: I literally loved every goddamn second of it. And it
Speaker 1: feels like we're so fucking Back definitely by far and large,
Speaker 1: the best one since Aliens. I'd say it goes Alien
Speaker 1: Aliens and an Alien Romulus. It's my top three.
Speaker 2: I liked it, but I decided, like if they made
Speaker 2: an alien movie where like the alien was coming of
Speaker 2: age and deciding like how it's actions about other people
Speaker 2: and god, wow, and.
Speaker 3: I would like it. We need a low cons.
Speaker 2: I need like a Francis haw of.
Speaker 1: As I like the Alien.
Speaker 2: Or am I going to college? What am I doing
Speaker 2: after college? Or the Yeah, like I need that because
Speaker 2: that's when we were watching it. I am not like
Speaker 2: a big sci fi person. When I was younger, I
Speaker 2: definitely enjoyed that like side of movies more because I
Speaker 2: had like an older brother who liked that stuff. But
Speaker 2: I just like, it doesn't capture me and capture my
Speaker 2: heart and soul. And I'm like, I'm not a suspense person.
Speaker 2: I'm realizing because the movie was really good, but it's
Speaker 2: like with action movies and just things of that nature,
Speaker 2: Like I don't enjoy the suspense. If anything, I'm like, Ugh,
Speaker 2: learn your lesson already, like get to going, like get moving,
Speaker 2: like I need to see character development in the next
Speaker 2: thirty minutes. And then you need to write a book.
Speaker 2: Why don't you write a book? Like, write a book
Speaker 2: in the movie. I want to see that, Like I
Speaker 2: want you to little Woman this movie right now. And
Speaker 2: I just like girl stuff. I like shopping movies and
Speaker 2: like products and kitchens and product yeah, tampons. I was
Speaker 2: gonna post this on my story the other day, but
Speaker 2: I hate when I post something being ironic on my
Speaker 2: story and some bitch replies, thinking they fucking ahed me
Speaker 2: like are you come on? I said, I'm for real
Speaker 2: the devil who wears Proder or whatever they say now,
Speaker 2: And I wanted to say that on my story, but
Speaker 2: I'm like, some's gonna reply and me like, don't tell
Speaker 2: me you haven't seen Devil Wears Prada, bitch.
Speaker 1: No, we're twelve literally twice steps ahead.
Speaker 2: Came out.
Speaker 1: We're twelve steps ahead in every.
Speaker 3: The aliens are really sexually attractive in those movies. I
Speaker 3: think we were talking about this last night, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. I literally want to have sex with
Speaker 1: a xeno morph, like ironically and ironically, I would bang
Speaker 1: a xenomorph. I'd let it stick its like mouth head,
Speaker 1: tongue deep inside.
Speaker 3: My secondary mouth, eating your butt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, crazy.
Speaker 2: Well, monast At, count your fucking days, monster, Monastat, you
Speaker 2: were going to hell. Monastat. Something's fucking wrong with you.
Speaker 2: We need to take that off the shelf. But also
Speaker 2: it works, so I guess whatever, it's a small price
Speaker 2: to pay. Your baby's gonna burn. That's literally I experienced
Speaker 2: that was you. I was burning, burning, Bernie. To catch
Speaker 2: you up, Monostat is a yeast infection medicine.
Speaker 3: Oh, I know. I know all about monostat by the.
Speaker 2: Way, Oh, because you're put it in your butt, I don't.
Speaker 3: But I'm just I'm very up to date as far
Speaker 3: as what women are.
Speaker 2: If someone made me mad, next time someone makes me mad,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like, oh, do you want me to
Speaker 2: make you a macho with like a cold foam on it?
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna put the monostat cream on it like
Speaker 2: cold foam and sprinkle macha on it and give it
Speaker 2: to them.
Speaker 1: That's a good idea.
Speaker 2: It would have killed them, though, because if I'm putting
Speaker 2: in my whole, it can go in your mouth. I
Speaker 2: have no idea like I feel like you could.
Speaker 1: It's probably edible, Like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in the end of all times.
Speaker 3: Wait, what's your beef with monostat.
Speaker 2: Bitch. I got put on fucking antibiotics for my mouth,
Speaker 2: and I had no idea that antibiotics lead to an
Speaker 2: increased risk of yeast infection. So I woke up randomly itching, burning, itching, burning, itching, burning,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh my god, my life is
Speaker 2: gonna end because I've had BV. I've not had a
Speaker 2: yeast infection or uti. My prayers go out to any
Speaker 2: woman who experiences chronic East infections. You were brave, you
Speaker 2: were like you were. You deserve a Nobel Peace Prize
Speaker 2: because I think if a woman is experiencing a East infection,
Speaker 2: she has every right to shoot someone in the foot
Speaker 2: who like asked her a stupid question, because you can't
Speaker 2: ask me a stupid question. Literally, my primal hole is burning.
Speaker 2: It's on fire, dude, Yes, I fully Oh.
Speaker 3: Gross, but doesn't Monster help with that?
Speaker 1: Stay away from me. No, this is like it was
Speaker 1: so funny, like watching and you go through what she
Speaker 1: went through.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: She was texting me at like four am like I thought.
Speaker 2: I was gonna die. I literally thought I was gonna die.
Speaker 2: So basically I was like, Okay, I could go to
Speaker 2: a gynocologist, but there were no gynecologists available, like in
Speaker 2: the next fucking twenty four hours or whatever. And I
Speaker 2: was freaking out because I I am not somebody who
Speaker 2: handles being sick very well, and at any sign of
Speaker 2: a risk like that, when it's like a visible and
Speaker 2: physical like reaction risk, I'm like, oh my god, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna die. I'm gonna die. My pussy's gonna like shrink
Speaker 2: up and fall off and like fucking fall off my body,
Speaker 2: and like I need that. I need that. I needed
Speaker 2: to stay on me.
Speaker 1: So I was like, I hear someone's vagina fell off
Speaker 1: on the floor.
Speaker 2: So basically I started to look into it and I
Speaker 2: was like, okay, monostat, I can use that, like that's
Speaker 2: the thing, like cool. I start looking it up, and
Speaker 2: thank fucking god, I looked it up on TikTok because
Speaker 2: it is common knowledge. So they have a one day,
Speaker 2: a three day, and a seven day treatment. I was like,
Speaker 2: I just want the shit be over. I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'll do the three day treatment because I just want
Speaker 2: to get this the fuck over it.
Speaker 1: Thank god you didn't do one.
Speaker 2: If I do the one day, I think I would
Speaker 2: have killed.
Speaker 1: My Actually, bruh. The research I was doing because I
Speaker 1: was like, damn, like she might be having like a
Speaker 1: chemical like burn situation going on in her bronze. And
Speaker 1: but like every single person on like the subreddits that
Speaker 1: I was reading down, like everybody was like the one
Speaker 1: is the devil, Like it's literally like putting hell up
Speaker 1: your place.
Speaker 2: I cannot believe it is legal to have that on
Speaker 2: shelves because there has never been a human who's gone
Speaker 2: online and been like, actually, I experienced no burning. I
Speaker 2: was chill, like it was fine, No bitch. That shit
Speaker 2: was literally like it is chemical warfare on the shelves
Speaker 2: of a Walgreens, a CVS arity Like it is literally
Speaker 2: like that is It felt like I inserted mustard gas
Speaker 2: into my hole. It was crazy. So basically, also, it's
Speaker 2: just the craziest thing ever. I thought about not saying
Speaker 2: this because I hate the whole, Like in my head,
Speaker 2: I went back and forth because I was like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, I hate the whole, like I'm so gross. Well,
Speaker 2: but like we must seriously like normalized, period, that seriously
Speaker 2: normal normalize. Bro.
Speaker 1: We looked up like what a yuast infection looks like
Speaker 1: on a penis, and it is to the nastiest ship
Speaker 1: I've ever seen in my life. Like also you like
Speaker 1: like pee like cloudy like dishcharge and ship like hell no,
Speaker 1: so gross away from me.
Speaker 2: So I get the monoster. I get the three day
Speaker 2: because I was looking up the one day and everybody
Speaker 2: was like, first of all, it's like an egg you
Speaker 2: insert and like your body temperature melts the wax because
Speaker 2: it's supposed to like try.
Speaker 1: To like like alien romulus.
Speaker 2: Because it's so it's so potent. But I think the
Speaker 2: idea is that it like melts over time and like
Speaker 2: doses you like through the night, and you have to
Speaker 2: do it at night because basically what you have to
Speaker 2: do is you lay on the floor and you have
Speaker 2: to insert like like cream into your regina. So I
Speaker 2: was every night for three nights, getting into the bathroom,
Speaker 2: laying on the floor and inserting cream into my fucking
Speaker 2: hole and then running to my bed so that I
Speaker 2: didn't leak and fucking slip on it and die.
Speaker 1: Monis.
Speaker 2: So the first night, I'm not thinking it's gonna like
Speaker 2: feel like anything. I hit up one of my homegirls
Speaker 2: and she's like, oh yeah. She was like, do not
Speaker 2: do the one day? And she was like, do the
Speaker 2: three day? Or the seven day. I would recommend the
Speaker 2: seven day, and I had already bought the three days,
Speaker 2: so she was like, oh, then you should be fine,
Speaker 2: and I think she was just trying not to like
Speaker 2: fear monger me, Oh, what was that? Oh I stink, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I stink.
Speaker 1: It smells like really bad in here. It's been smelling
Speaker 1: bad in the house for three days. And I did
Speaker 1: not want to do this on the episode, but you're
Speaker 1: asking for it. The bronzen, it's the tuna box. The
Speaker 1: bronzen is going crazy.
Speaker 2: So it turned into the sardine.
Speaker 1: Like no, HiT's the muscles.
Speaker 2: It's the oysters, the mussels with like lemon juice and
Speaker 2: olive oil.
Speaker 1: And like the lemon juice, it's just balsamac and branch branch.
Speaker 2: It scan muscles dipped in Westop brand. Anyway, I'm thinking
Speaker 2: it's chill. Like Josie was over and he was freaking
Speaker 2: out because his stomach started hurting, and like Josh was like,
Speaker 2: fuck it, I'll take you to the ear. So they're
Speaker 2: like freaking out figuring that out, and I felt bad,
Speaker 2: but I was like, dude, it's already two am. I
Speaker 2: need to just like put my fucking medicine in my
Speaker 2: hole and go the fuck to bad. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I feel like I have such a high pain tolerance.
Speaker 2: I was in bed literally like like I literally felt
Speaker 2: like somebody released fire ants into mysy, like it literally fell.
Speaker 2: It was think it felt like somebody poured baking soda
Speaker 2: into my hole. Like it was so insane, and I
Speaker 2: spent the like I couldn't not full asleep. I took
Speaker 2: til it all. It wasn't helping. I stayed up for
Speaker 2: an hour and a half in excruciating, burning pain, and
Speaker 2: it didn't help that I was looking on all these
Speaker 2: reddits and they were like yeah, like so casual too,
Speaker 2: which is crazy, Like it's become so casual for people
Speaker 2: to like talk about this. I'm like, this is not normal,
Speaker 2: and yes it works, but at what cost? People were like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, it gave me chemical burns, but it's okay
Speaker 2: because I ended up going and getting antibiotics for that too,
Speaker 2: And like, I just have to like put the visual
Speaker 2: hys like some people are allergic to it and there's
Speaker 2: no way of knowing and to use it, so I
Speaker 2: couldn't tell if I was allergic to it and having
Speaker 2: an allergic reaction. But The last thing I'm gonna do
Speaker 2: is go to the fucking er at three forty am
Speaker 2: with like cream in my hole, Like that's not happening.
Speaker 1: I'm reading our messages because we were talking about Josiah,
Speaker 1: and then I sent her like an article of like
Speaker 1: what I think is going on with Josiah and then
Speaker 1: and you said, I'm gonna start reading, but I'm finally
Speaker 1: knocking out with my burning vagina, also looking to monastet
Speaker 1: because this shouldn't be legal. I'm not kidding, haha. Does
Speaker 1: it burn bad for everyone? Like the burning is so
Speaker 1: fucking bad. It's literally like if someone was rubbing salt
Speaker 1: in an open wound, but the wound is my vagiant. Yes, dude,
Speaker 1: I said, hell no, bra it gives some people chemical burns.
Speaker 1: How the fuck is this or illegal? And then we
Speaker 1: just keep going and I started, I was like, did
Speaker 1: you take one day or seven day? Because like, for
Speaker 1: the love.
Speaker 2: Of God, second you look it up, everybody is like,
Speaker 2: do not.
Speaker 1: For the love of God, don't.
Speaker 2: Take one, which is crazy because that means some people
Speaker 2: are just like, oh, I have a yeast infection, like
Speaker 2: it's like their first time, and they're like, fuck it,
Speaker 2: I'll just do the one day, that's easy, and they
Speaker 2: don't look it up or anything. And I was like, damn, honestly,
Speaker 2: respect like you were so above everything, like you are
Speaker 2: above the law to go into a CBS and not
Speaker 2: even look it up. But I guess that makes sense
Speaker 2: because it's a medicine on a shelf, so you don't
Speaker 2: think it's gonna Actually, dude, it was. It was like
Speaker 2: a nuke went off, Like it was literally like it
Speaker 2: was insane.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, did they get better with other do
Speaker 1: the other days?
Speaker 2: Didn't burn like that? Like it was just the first day,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh my god, yes it worked, like
Speaker 2: I will say, it fucking worked, But at what cost?
Speaker 1: It might be worth it to just do one day,
Speaker 1: get it over with it one day, since you don't
Speaker 1: even feel it the next two days. My platform, ladies,
Speaker 1: do the one day.
Speaker 2: No, because everybody who did the one I woke up
Speaker 2: and I couldn't walk, like like they literally were like
Speaker 2: I was in didn't.
Speaker 1: Stand up me after bottoming, Me after bottoming, okay me
Speaker 1: after bottoming.
Speaker 2: Everybody was like oh yeah, the next few days were awful,
Speaker 2: Like I was just in pain, and every time I
Speaker 2: peede I thought I was gonna die. So yeah, that
Speaker 2: was something I had to deal with this past week,
Speaker 2: and I I can't believe it, Like I literally we
Speaker 2: must do something that there has to be another way.
Speaker 2: And I know there's obviously like oral antibiotics you can
Speaker 2: take or sorry, there's what feet wow, but I just
Speaker 2: couldn't because I couldn't find a gynocologist and I had
Speaker 2: already like decimated my fucking hole. So I was like,
Speaker 2: at this point, I might as well keep it going
Speaker 2: like I already started. It just felt like you know
Speaker 2: how sometimes when you have a like a scar or
Speaker 2: like from a when you have a scar from a surgery,
Speaker 2: and some people will go back and get the scar
Speaker 2: like recut open so it can reheal. That's what it
Speaker 2: felt like I had done to my own rule. Like
Speaker 2: it was like I basically just burned my insides to
Speaker 2: kill any bacteria. It literally felt like draino like bleach.
Speaker 2: Like it literally felt like mustard gas. There's no other
Speaker 2: way to describe it. That's what I would assume. Mustard
Speaker 2: gas feels like if I made it and I had
Speaker 2: a cut on my hand.
Speaker 1: Did you ever make mustard? Did you ever make Draino
Speaker 1: bombs or the Works bombs. No bro, Me and my
Speaker 1: brothers would get like two liter bottles and pour like
Speaker 1: an inch of the Works in the bottom and then
Speaker 1: make a bunch of tiny tin foil balls so it's
Speaker 1: like increasing the surface area and pour those in there
Speaker 1: and then throw it in our backyard and it literally
Speaker 1: made like a bomb like it made. It's like the
Speaker 1: chemical reaction like goes fucking crazy, and it's like loud
Speaker 1: as fuck, Like we got like the cops called on
Speaker 1: us because we detonated one in our backyard.
Speaker 3: Wait, did I talk about the start? When when I
Speaker 3: was at a new middle school, there was a very
Speaker 3: popular kid that was like, oh, like he would decided
Speaker 3: he wanted to be my friend, and I was all excited,
Speaker 3: and then we hang out. I'm like, oh, this kid
Speaker 3: seems like very normal and cool, like he's gonna introduce
Speaker 3: me to people whatever. This is exciting. And then he's like, dude,
Speaker 3: let's make bombs in my backyard. And then he started
Speaker 3: literally he made the fucking draino bombs, and I was
Speaker 3: like I have to leave, dude, very scared.
Speaker 1: I was the kid making bombs like I would take
Speaker 1: apart fireworks to make like bigger fireworks and launch them
Speaker 1: in my front yard like I love and I would like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell that one.
Speaker 3: But wait, so if you have a yeast infection, what
Speaker 3: did people in like old in times, the vagina would
Speaker 3: fall off, the vagina just leave.
Speaker 2: The bo I wonder if like it would just like
Speaker 2: go away over time. I don't know, I'm not like
Speaker 2: a pro in it.
Speaker 3: Like they probably were doing some crazy shit with leeches
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 2: They were probably rubbing fucking poison ivy on their couch,
Speaker 2: like that's literally like I don't, like, I don't know
Speaker 2: when you try that, ye dude. But also when I
Speaker 2: was looking into it, I want to do more research.
Speaker 2: But I'm like, there has to be a better way.
Speaker 2: There had there there must be a better way, because
Speaker 2: all the comments on Reddit were like, yeah, it hurt
Speaker 2: really bad. I just went like, dude, it hurts so
Speaker 2: bad for some people on Reddit, they were talking about
Speaker 2: how they went in the shower and started clawing it out,
Speaker 2: like literally like it was so gnarly what I was reading,
Speaker 2: And imagine me, I was in bed and I was
Speaker 2: just like I was writhing around in pain. I I
Speaker 2: I ever felt that before, yea I Drew was like
Speaker 2: take it out, but it was already an hour half
Speaker 2: and I was like, honestly, at this point, it's finally it.
Speaker 2: I wasn't even tired from just being naturally tired. I
Speaker 2: was tired for my body having to like like like
Speaker 2: just like up and like get ready for like more pain.
Speaker 3: I don't understand how people had vaginas before computers, Like
Speaker 3: how did you care for a vagina before there was
Speaker 3: like you know, modern technology.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I mean some people are still
Speaker 2: just buying monosat off the shelf without looking it up,
Speaker 2: so they're still just doing it, like I don't I
Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know. I wish I just I
Speaker 2: wanted to scream so bad. It was really painful, but
Speaker 2: I made it. And now I'm back to normal and
Speaker 2: I hope that never happens to me again. And I
Speaker 2: still have more days of my antibiotics, so I'm terrified.
Speaker 2: I am literally just like waiting health.
Speaker 3: I wish me Andrew could take that pain from you
Speaker 3: no later and actually.
Speaker 2: Do wish like see that. That's a moment where I'm
Speaker 2: like if a man was experiencing this, he would like
Speaker 2: the eers would be full full of men with monoset
Speaker 2: and their kucci women. We make it work. We get
Speaker 2: in the shower and we clawed out and we like
Speaker 2: I saw some people being like I just took it
Speaker 2: like an apple cider bath, like hot bath. Like we
Speaker 2: make it work.
Speaker 3: We should have grown some in her ass and solid.
Speaker 1: I'm down or put it like, isn't like the tissue
Speaker 1: inside your mouth the same tissue as like this vagina. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what if we just put it in our mouth?
Speaker 2: But the thing is I wonder I don't I wonder
Speaker 2: why it burns, Like why does it burn? Your baby's No,
Speaker 2: your baby's gonna burn. That's all I can think about,
Speaker 2: is like that was like this is like my baby's
Speaker 2: gonna burn. My baby's burning.
Speaker 1: Well, the amount of people in the last episode I
Speaker 1: asked people to submit their like story slash videos of
Speaker 1: them destroying bathrooms from when they were kids. The amount
Speaker 1: of people that listen to this fucking podcast and destroyed
Speaker 1: the bathroom. Oh really, there's a pipeline here, like from
Speaker 1: bathroom destroyer to emergency in our comm fan because I'm
Speaker 1: not kidding. There was like one hundred emails from people
Speaker 1: like with proof of them, like when they were eleven, twelve,
Speaker 1: thirteen years old drawing bathrooms. It was unfucking believable and
Speaker 1: I was gonna, no, literally, I was going to show
Speaker 1: some of them, but I was like, that's like a
Speaker 1: violation of privacy, so I don't want to. But there
Speaker 1: was this one girl that literally like cracked me the
Speaker 1: fuck up because she was like, like, you wouldn't even
Speaker 1: guess that I was the kid doing it, And I
Speaker 1: was like, no, babe, you are the exact archetype phenotype
Speaker 1: of the kid that I expect to throw toilet paper
Speaker 1: in the bathroom. Like also the fact that it was
Speaker 1: happening it was majority girls, like you're but I mean
Speaker 1: it's like.
Speaker 2: I think we have majority.
Speaker 1: Majority girl audience, but.
Speaker 2: I don't know that. Like men, let alone straight man
Speaker 2: are like exactly what I want to hear is girl
Speaker 2: monast at vagina, monstt vagina. But yeah, monostat, count your
Speaker 2: fucking days. You have monopolized, monopolized an industry of burning vaginas.
Speaker 1: What would it take for you to yell at a server,
Speaker 1: like at a restaurant? Like I genuinely like, I don't
Speaker 1: know if there's anything a server could do to me
Speaker 1: that would like make me let me, let me yell
Speaker 1: at them, like they would have to bring me like
Speaker 1: evil soup or something like dark like soup.
Speaker 2: That makes me to feed me evil like.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like seriously.
Speaker 2: No, if you're the kind of person who you take
Speaker 2: out your anger on a service worker, you're gonna burn
Speaker 2: and hell, Like you're literally like what I felt in
Speaker 2: my vagina from monosat, You're gonna feel that for a
Speaker 2: turn turn it like it's literally gonna be burning all
Speaker 2: over your body, like you're going to hell. I think
Speaker 2: unless a server hit me, I don't think I would
Speaker 2: yell even if a server like hit me.
Speaker 1: That's what I was thinking. I was like, they literally
Speaker 1: could like physically assault me, And I don't know if
Speaker 1: I would yell at the like I really.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, honestly, respect, you probably had a.
Speaker 1: Really bad day. Like well, if they like brought me
Speaker 1: if I asked for a pepsi without ice and they
Speaker 1: brought me a pepsi with ice, I am going to
Speaker 1: the kitchen and taking the oil vat and pouring it
Speaker 1: on them, like and I'm fucking ruining their life, Like,
Speaker 1: don't fucking play with me with my fucking food for real,
Speaker 1: Like you're oversis like tip gone first of all, tip
Speaker 1: gone second of all. If you have bags under your
Speaker 1: eyes as a waitress or a server, sys you're over,
Speaker 1: Like I want my waitress to be pretty and put together, dude.
Speaker 2: What's crazy is I literally I like because there are
Speaker 2: breeds of people who they it feels like they go
Speaker 2: out of their way. They go out to restaurants for
Speaker 2: the good time of yelling at a server, like that's
Speaker 2: what some people, it feels like their mission is to
Speaker 2: go to a restaurant.
Speaker 1: Drab, boring, sad lives like or they're like frustrated at
Speaker 1: their husband or frustrated at their wife, and they just.
Speaker 2: Kind they go take it out on like somebody who's
Speaker 2: just trying to live their fucking life. You are just
Speaker 2: like people and rotten and dirty and like disgusting and
Speaker 2: fucking filthy animal boots if you yell or like get
Speaker 2: mad at a server. But I also never have bad
Speaker 2: experiences with servers, and it's probably because I treat them
Speaker 2: like fucking people like I think that's the other thing
Speaker 2: is a lot of people who are rude to fucking
Speaker 2: servers you go in there already thinking you have this
Speaker 2: power dynamic. Oh you think you have the power because
Speaker 2: you walked into the TGI Fridays.
Speaker 1: Bitch.
Speaker 2: Fuck you, Like, literally, you're such a fucking loser. But
Speaker 2: I don't tip, though, I don't believe in tipping.
Speaker 1: Yeah, tipping is evil, that's actra. Yeah, we don't tip.
Speaker 2: I overtip because my mom is a server and she
Speaker 2: comes home and she talks shit explicitly about everybody who
Speaker 2: didn't tip her. And now I have an intense fear
Speaker 2: of the person turning around and being like this stupid
Speaker 2: fucking bitch.
Speaker 1: Oh so we got it, and we got the pregnancy
Speaker 1: contractions machine. Kai, Do you want to show your abs
Speaker 1: to the camera? Is this your ad reveal?
Speaker 3: I can't show my abs. Actually, I guess I could
Speaker 3: if it's for if it's to benefit women.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so we can understand their pain a little
Speaker 1: bit more.
Speaker 3: Don't we have to put it on Enia first to
Speaker 3: calibrate it. Yeah, that's true, so that she's like, oh
Speaker 3: this is the that's true.
Speaker 1: And you said she didn't want to do it on
Speaker 1: the episode though.
Speaker 2: Well, because I did it, and it like kind of
Speaker 2: tickles and then it feels like a little perverted.
Speaker 1: I mean, we don't have to do it, but let's
Speaker 1: give it a shot. So this is a tens machine.
Speaker 1: It's normally I put it on my like wrist in
Speaker 1: my hand like goes like this or like there's a
Speaker 1: mode where it like literally makes me able to like
Speaker 1: finger really good. It like it's the two middle fingers.
Speaker 3: And I don't know if you're supposed to use it
Speaker 3: for that.
Speaker 2: The thing is, I will say too, is I rarely
Speaker 2: get cramps.
Speaker 1: So do you even? Yeah, you don't really ever know.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't get cramps. I get like bad boob pain
Speaker 2: and like back pain, and then it feels like somebody
Speaker 2: like it feels like a professional boxer went like this
Speaker 2: to my vulva and then it's just like sore and
Speaker 2: it feels like somebody like past.
Speaker 1: Me, Like the word vulva is gonna make me cry
Speaker 1: laugh and everything.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's on, so I know if it's going.
Speaker 1: It's going.
Speaker 2: Wait, do I have it too high up?
Speaker 1: I don't know. You tell me, I think I have
Speaker 1: to put lower? Really, where are your ovaries? I thought
Speaker 1: they were like here here? Why I thought they were
Speaker 1: like up in the guts. Well every time I see
Speaker 1: like a graphic of a uterus and like it grows down. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it physically repulses me. It no, it literally like for
Speaker 1: some reason, I imagine it being like from the vagina all
Speaker 1: the way up until like yeah, the ribcage.
Speaker 3: But it's actually.
Speaker 2: It just like starts to kind of tickle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like after like I think fifteen, that's when it
Speaker 1: starts like hurting down.
Speaker 2: Bad. This is just like somebody just made the ultimate
Speaker 2: scam of doing this with like a cool sculpt machine
Speaker 2: and convincing people it was gonna give them app because
Speaker 2: all it feels like is like it's like tensing up
Speaker 2: the muscles in my stomach. So I'm at fifteen now
Speaker 2: I'm getting nervous.
Speaker 1: I'm fucking scary. It goes up to fifty, I think.
Speaker 2: Dude, it just it really starts to just tickle high.
Speaker 1: I want to go up to like thirty first try.
Speaker 2: Damn, this shit's pulsing. This is low key just a vibrator.
Speaker 2: I don't know if like my st So you're.
Speaker 1: At you're at eighteen with literally no reaction. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: good to know.
Speaker 2: Nineteen twenty, it's just like kind of shaking.
Speaker 1: Does it flex your abs?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm at twenty one.
Speaker 1: I think it might only go up to thirty. Does
Speaker 1: it hurt?
Speaker 2: Dude? Twenty one sucks?
Speaker 1: Really? Does it feel like a period?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Is it? I was saying to Drew, like from
Speaker 2: the times I have gone cramps. I am like a
Speaker 2: bad candidate to say, but like from the times I
Speaker 2: have gotten cramps, it is similar, but like the weird
Speaker 2: like it goes like z and like goes up, and
Speaker 2: that's not my experience with cramps. It's just like a
Speaker 2: dull like the dull pain you feel behind that, Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: buzzing is real. Also, it like goes down to your legs,
Speaker 2: which I've had.
Speaker 3: Is there like an equivalence of pain though, like.
Speaker 1: Getting stabbed with it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, because it is like okay, it is like
Speaker 2: doing the squeezing thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just put it at whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, twenty one is like I don't know that I
Speaker 2: want to go past twenty one, but I'll try twenty two.
Speaker 3: You just fight, No, that was my phone.
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to go as high as I can.
Speaker 2: So you guys have to go high. Okay, that's it.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: So and you got to twenty. I got to twenty three,
Speaker 1: all right, I'll try.
Speaker 2: My god, it's like I got to twenty three. Twenty
Speaker 2: three hurts, but also this like it it shoots into
Speaker 2: your legs, which I've never had that before. But I
Speaker 2: know I do have homegirls who like their period cramps
Speaker 2: are that bad. Like I have friends who get debilitated
Speaker 2: for like two three days.
Speaker 3: My mom was like that, what just imagine like putting
Speaker 3: it on your day.
Speaker 1: I hadn't made that joke.
Speaker 2: Okay, so Drew's at zero right now. I want it
Speaker 2: to control it, but that's like mean all.
Speaker 1: Right, one, two, three, four, Okay, I'm starting to feel it, dude,
Speaker 1: I it hurts so bad.
Speaker 2: Oh, just shoot it up to twenty three. Shoot it
Speaker 2: up to twenty three. What are you out right now?
Speaker 5: Wait?
Speaker 2: What are you at? What are you at?
Speaker 1: I'm only at ten? Wait, this is actually crazy.
Speaker 2: I want to see if you guys could get it
Speaker 2: up to twenty three. Twenty three is when it started.
Speaker 1: Really, I don't know if this is good because it
Speaker 1: feels like it's like spasming my colon, which is full
Speaker 1: of like turds. Like that's honestly, it doesn't hurt it
Speaker 1: just is very abnormal. Wait is this like what you
Speaker 1: were feeling? I can't tell that is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I had it lower, you have it kind
Speaker 2: of high. But I think, I mean, you don't have
Speaker 2: the parts in your body that I have, so like,
Speaker 2: I think you're fine to just have it there.
Speaker 3: Making your Yeah, dude, you're like shaking.
Speaker 2: Where are you at?
Speaker 1: Only at fourteen? Bro?
Speaker 2: Okay, let's get you to twenty three.
Speaker 1: Oh it's like burning. Bro. Wait, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: think that's my cold. Actually it just hurt.
Speaker 2: Get to twenty three? Please please please wait?
Speaker 1: My balls like actually, I don't know if that's said.
Speaker 1: I felt it literally in my ball.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think it's like unsafe.
Speaker 1: What are you is that?
Speaker 2: Twenty shoot to twenty three?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm hurting my ball?
Speaker 2: So wait did you get up to twenty three the last?
Speaker 1: I still feel it in my ball minutely, damnag just
Speaker 1: my fucking scrot them.
Speaker 3: Okay, where do I put it?
Speaker 5: Like here?
Speaker 1: And here?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Like right above like next to your hip bone?
Speaker 1: Almost Okay, so it's on, but you probably won't start
Speaker 1: feeling it.
Speaker 3: And I'm scared of in a ship.
Speaker 1: Like do you feel it yet like a little tingle of.
Speaker 3: Very small and hold my hand.
Speaker 1: Please do you want me to control it?
Speaker 3: Yes? Please? Oh okay, fuck, that feels kind of good.
Speaker 2: Actually you should just shoot it up to fifteen.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, on the out of me. Oh fuck, okay, okay,
Speaker 5: you gotta keep going. Yeah, I keep going. Okay?
Speaker 3: Is that all right?
Speaker 2: I got to twenty three.
Speaker 1: So there's probably like a different mode where it's like
Speaker 1: vibrating soon.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's what a fucking period feels like.
Speaker 3: Are you serious?
Speaker 1: It's all day?
Speaker 5: Every wake up, we go high?
Speaker 1: Oh fuck doing these like all day? Do you feel
Speaker 1: it in your balls? Or did I like cause sandwich?
Speaker 2: Well? What I will say is similar is like to
Speaker 2: turn it off through it all. What I will say
Speaker 2: similar about it is like you can just be fine
Speaker 2: through the day and be like, oh my cramps are gone,
Speaker 2: and then be out in public and be standing around
Speaker 2: and then just got a shooting pain like that and
Speaker 2: be like, ah fuck, like they're coming back.
Speaker 1: I know that's what it was. My body was like
Speaker 1: vibrating down. Honestly, that made me respect women less because
Speaker 1: that shit's easy. Bro.
Speaker 2: Like again, I am not the perfect candidate because I
Speaker 2: don't get like gnarly period pains, but that like sudden,
Speaker 2: like like deep, dull like stabbing feeling is very I
Speaker 2: get that more like shooting up my back. So that
Speaker 2: pain that your y'all are feeling is my version of
Speaker 2: peer cramps. I get the gnarly back pains where like
Speaker 2: I'll be standing around and I know I'm about to
Speaker 2: get my peerod because suddenly I'll have that sharp, shooting
Speaker 2: pain go up my back and it literally will just
Speaker 2: be like a dull like shooting pain up my back.
Speaker 3: I saw someone online that said it went to like
Speaker 3: fifty for them, like she was like, oh oh.
Speaker 2: Like for them, it feels like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, br this one goes up like hella high.
Speaker 1: We could like try it, but I think like it
Speaker 1: wasn't like like painful. It was just like like so uncomfortable,
Speaker 1: Like it wasn't like a shooting like stabbing pain vibe.
Speaker 1: But even that like experiencing that randomly through the day,
Speaker 1: I like, I literally like kicked your like chare, like
Speaker 1: it was like hinting my whole body up. That shit
Speaker 1: was lit.
Speaker 2: I literally do know girls like I am friends with
Speaker 2: people who all hit up and be like okay, we
Speaker 2: hang out, They're like, dude, no, my cramps are like
Speaker 2: killing me at.
Speaker 1: The same back. I wish I had that excuse.
Speaker 2: It makes sense. Oh my god, it makes sense when
Speaker 2: you think about it, because like your body, if it's
Speaker 2: again back to the mom's hat, It's like, I didn't
Speaker 2: get tired from naturally being tired. I got tired for
Speaker 2: my body having to endure pain. And that's kind of
Speaker 2: like what a period feels like. It's like it's just
Speaker 2: like draining you and depleting you of all your energy
Speaker 2: because your body is so focused on doing something and
Speaker 2: then you're just like groggy and you feel like shit
Speaker 2: and like parts of you hurt. But you know what's
Speaker 2: fucked up is imagine that and your back hurt and
Speaker 2: you're bleeding profusively, and you like your mindset is all
Speaker 2: fucked up on like who you are as a person
Speaker 2: and you're literally just depleted.
Speaker 1: And the wage gap and.
Speaker 3: The what the wage gap too?
Speaker 1: On top of all and Hillary Clinton not winning president.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, don't, don't. Don't.
Speaker 2: I'm like, actually not kidding. I the pain I felt
Speaker 2: when Trump won over a Hillary. I'm like, please, guys,
Speaker 2: fote please, I can't experience that again. I can't get
Speaker 2: so close to something hopeful and then watch Kamala lose
Speaker 2: and then.
Speaker 3: Be like that like video that got memed of that
Speaker 3: woman like falling to her knees and like scream crying.
Speaker 3: That's funny, but it's part of me. In twenty sixteen,
Speaker 3: I was like.
Speaker 1: There, do you feel that that will bid me? In
Speaker 1: twenty four with projective.
Speaker 3: Literally, I saw there was a comment on the last
Speaker 3: video that said, this is a very brave comment kai.
Speaker 3: Men have daily hormone. Men have a daily hormonal cycle.
Speaker 3: Men have their periods every day, So like.
Speaker 1: Whoa wait about that? Actually, yeah, I'm in my luteal
Speaker 1: phase right now.
Speaker 2: You know what I think about that information?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What do you think about that?
Speaker 2: In a book? And so it's to somebody who gives
Speaker 2: a fun damn that makes sense?
Speaker 1: Honestly, Yeah, that is good information though, because honestly, when
Speaker 1: I'm feeling like not hanging out with the group, it's
Speaker 1: probably because I'm in my luteal face.
Speaker 3: I wonder if our male periods are ours?
Speaker 1: Are for sure seeing they.
Speaker 3: Are, because sometimes we'll start texting like manny to.
Speaker 1: Each other, like last night, our periods sink though we
Speaker 1: were freaking.
Speaker 3: The fucking the alien.
Speaker 2: All right, well, oh.
Speaker 1: Drew syop and media and media, this is the longest
Speaker 1: episode we've ever done. Y'all keep calling me pussy, but
Speaker 1: y'all won't stick a dick in me. Oh that was
Speaker 1: Bottoms b six' one talking about who wants me bitch
Speaker 1: the Lakers. That's from I smoke crack ooh woo. I
Speaker 1: don't let enya turn on the heated seats anymore. What
Speaker 1: you're not about to do is fry that fish in
Speaker 1: my car, especially with a yeast infection. So stupid girls
Speaker 1: break up with their boyfriend and start exposing the most
Speaker 1: random shit. The fuck you mean he was tworking on
Speaker 1: the low.
Speaker 5: Weed?
Speaker 1: Oh we'd the best or whatever. Dj Khaled was always saying, Amber,
Speaker 1: m y'all gotta stop letting dudes spitting you. Y'all gotta
Speaker 1: stop letting dudes you spit as lube. It's flu season,
Speaker 1: old Corona Kucci. Everyone is like, are you far left
Speaker 1: or are you far right? Bitch? I'm farting, hey use
Speaker 1: that and you're silly little at its guys as the
Speaker 1: first one, and then it's like culture is like geist
Speaker 1: shit after that with like a Charlie XCX song that
Speaker 1: goes in the beginning like now you directing it? And
Speaker 1: this is like like fall Girl vibes. Yeah, Fall Girl
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Speaker 3: Have you ever seen Janet Planet? Oh yeah, did you
Speaker 3: guys see jam?
Speaker 2: But I wanted to watch it in theaters but nobody
Speaker 2: wanted to gear with me.
Speaker 3: It's good. It's really good. I mean it's like it's
Speaker 3: it's one of I put it in the category of
Speaker 3: like perfect days, where I'm like, this is one of
Speaker 3: the best boring movies I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: Was it like Border Project vibes? Almost?
Speaker 3: No, It's like very introspective. You're basically like watching like
Speaker 3: a kid in the nineties, like live their life and
Speaker 3: in like the nineties is like a time period.
Speaker 1: I'm literally we were all born and I had no
Speaker 1: experience of the nineties at all.
Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah, you were born in like way after
Speaker 3: nine to eleven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he was born in two thousand and four.
Speaker 3: Oh right, right, Janet, Planet's good. It is really good.
Speaker 3: It's boring as fuck, but it's good. Fuck that series
Speaker 3: two thousand and eight.
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, I was born in two thousand and eight. Bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm sixteen.
Speaker 2: You're still sixteen. Yes, I feel like you're just moving
Speaker 2: your birthdate, like.
Speaker 1: And I feel like you're being a bitch right now.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, Well I'll watch that because I've been wanting
Speaker 2: to watch that. My songs are coming back to me
Speaker 2: Jefferson Airplane, where There is Love patrece Rucian and been
Speaker 2: listening to Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 1: Yeah she's the girl. Yeah, Sabrina Carpenter. I saw a
Speaker 1: video of her like she's very down to earth in
Speaker 1: that Chicken Chop interview. I was like, Oh, she gets it.
Speaker 1: She's like tapped the fucking like she knows staying culture.
Speaker 1: Like she's the girl. And then also I saw a
Speaker 1: video of her on the street like and like this
Speaker 1: TikTok live stream influencer had no idea who she was,
Speaker 1: and the way she handled that situation was so down
Speaker 1: the earth and humble, and I was like she's she's
Speaker 1: my pop girl. She's my girl raised my.
Speaker 2: Pop summer of the pop girls. I'm very invested. Let's
Speaker 2: keep it going for the fall and winter and just yeah,
Speaker 2: keep making music and keep performing. Overwork yourself. You should
Speaker 2: burn yourself out.
Speaker 1: No, literally, wait, who's the next pop girl?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: Why do I I'm not even joking, why do I
Speaker 1: low key feel like it's you? And yeah, no, like
Speaker 1: in three years you might be a pop girl. No,
Speaker 1: I genuinely think that.
Speaker 2: The thing is I've got on the podcast before, and
Speaker 2: like the music I would want to make, y'all would
Speaker 2: be like boo, y'all would start tomato heckling me. Well,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, someone I don't know that, like they love
Speaker 2: and respect the song.
Speaker 1: I mean they're blasting that ship in the car and
Speaker 1: that's a very rare thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I have some some people who like.
Speaker 1: The song so a lot, which one Remax Charlie one
Speaker 1: like on ironic so stupid.
Speaker 2: But yeah maybe one day, one day I have to
Speaker 2: get my painting. I'm working on painting right now.
Speaker 1: One day, See, I could I could do like a
Speaker 1: Daniel Johnston thing.
Speaker 2: Because you're fucking crazy. He crashed a plane with his
Speaker 2: dad is in. Yeah, he like his dad knew how
Speaker 2: to fly like private planes, like small planes, and he's
Speaker 2: gone went to pick him up at one point, and
Speaker 2: Daniel made the plane crash, so they weren't a plane
Speaker 2: crash together.
Speaker 1: Was he trying to kill him?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was trying to kill him them.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't get a plain with me because
Speaker 1: that sounds just like my vibe. Also, I'm not even
Speaker 1: being funny. I think it was my colon spasming. I
Speaker 1: think like it was.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we just gave d you another thing.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm it. I just can feel it,
Speaker 1: like there's moment in.
Speaker 3: My legs are still shaking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, I wait, no, no, no, no, there
Speaker 1: there are moments in my life where my colon is
Speaker 1: so full of shit that I can literally see it
Speaker 1: physically protruding out of my stomach. And what hurts is
Speaker 1: that exact and literally, No, you can literally feel it
Speaker 1: when I'm not when I'm not flexing, like if you
Speaker 1: wanted to, you could feel my colon from the inside,
Speaker 1: like right there, I can feel it right from the inside. Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, a right period.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening, guys.
Speaker 1: Sh