WEBVTT - Period simulator challenge

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, what does it feel like it's been like three

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<v Speaker 1>months since we recorded rama. You're in the kitchen. Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Brauh No, we're in our studio. Guys, it's a studio.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And they got rid of the we usually have a

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<v Speaker 3>nice big table for me, but now I'm on the

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<v Speaker 3>fucking floor.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say that was my first topic. So

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<v Speaker 1>we got rid of the infamous heavy emphasis on the infamous.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn I tour actually like low ki actually, and that

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<v Speaker 1>table we decided was actually a cursed object that had

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<v Speaker 1>very dark sided.

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<v Speaker 2>In reach shop stuff is like I wish you were joking,

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<v Speaker 2>but both of us literally are. We are positive that

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<v Speaker 2>table is what was giving us bed luck.

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<v Speaker 1>It was demonic like borderline like it was very very

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<v Speaker 1>creepy and like also like thinking about like the store

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<v Speaker 1>we bought it from, how like it doesn't exist, Like

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<v Speaker 1>we cannot find the store we bought it from, and

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<v Speaker 1>like also the it was like it was like glowing,

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<v Speaker 1>like lit up when we walked in, and I know it.

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<v Speaker 2>Was like literally the first table like in the middle

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<v Speaker 2>of the store. It was like the ugliest table ever.

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<v Speaker 2>We bought it. When we were like nineteen and twenty,

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<v Speaker 2>we were like.

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<v Speaker 1>This table so mid century day.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it was the ugliest table ever and we every

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<v Speaker 2>time we did an episode it was like the mission

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<v Speaker 2>of Drew moved in the morning when we like were

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<v Speaker 2>setting up, and then I would move it back when

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<v Speaker 2>we were done setting up, and it was just driving

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<v Speaker 2>me crazy. So three hundred pounds we had someone take it.

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<v Speaker 2>We had it removed, and it's sitting in a donation

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<v Speaker 2>shop somewhere in La because we had a task. Grab

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<v Speaker 2>a taket.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's yeah, now I'm on the floor and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>covered in dirt.

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<v Speaker 2>So I actually just mopped this floor yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, there's a little bit of dirt.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, from you, because you're so old, you're dusting away.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's not forget about the sand in the shoe incident.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually rolled that clip.

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<v Speaker 2>I love them so much. They have this square almost

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<v Speaker 2>frog like toasty sands.

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<v Speaker 1>Falling, fell out of your sands fell. That was a

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<v Speaker 1>band aid a three year old.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so funny saying roll that clip, and it's Kai

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<v Speaker 2>who has to insert it.

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<v Speaker 1>So the dust is coming from inside, the call is

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<v Speaker 1>coming from inside the house.

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<v Speaker 2>The dust is coming from inside the body.

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<v Speaker 1>The dust is coming from inside the shoe.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Now we don't have a table, and we've been

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<v Speaker 2>eating at the counters. I mean we eat in the

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<v Speaker 2>living room anyway, you don't eat I mean you eat

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<v Speaker 2>in your bed. I eat in them.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I always eat in bed. Hello, Like you mean

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<v Speaker 1>you're eating like, oh you ate box munching on box

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<v Speaker 1>and ship. Oh yeah, I'm a mune min. I'm literally

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<v Speaker 1>a munch y'all. Hashtag munch, hashtag munich munch. What is munich?

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<v Speaker 2>Munich? I think is a place in like.

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<v Speaker 1>And a tunic is a shirt. But isn't that also

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<v Speaker 1>a dude that, like Forcibly had his balls removed it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a person.

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<v Speaker 3>It's someone who gets their nuts absolutely removed.

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<v Speaker 1>I showed kaya video of this dude with the.

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<v Speaker 2>Really do people have to do? People have to do that,

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<v Speaker 2>like when they have a disease or something.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like they used to do it to boys

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<v Speaker 3>back in like medieval times, so that they could always

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<v Speaker 3>have high pitched voices sing.

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<v Speaker 1>Really I think so. And then also it was like

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<v Speaker 1>a torture tactic too. It was like, oh, you fucked up,

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<v Speaker 1>Like we're taking your balls.

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<v Speaker 2>We got to get back to that.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, oh my god, is that what you showed me?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's insane, actually fucking repulsive. That is disgusting.

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<v Speaker 3>Well insert it, we really can't.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a man's nasty fucking balls. Ew whah ew wha.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're like literally twenty three inches long. Like it's

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<v Speaker 1>really it's really unbelievable. But when I saw that video,

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<v Speaker 1>I went on the deep dive on his account because

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, is he like stretching his ball somehow?

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<v Speaker 1>Like what like how did he do this? And he

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<v Speaker 1>claims it's all natural, like he was born with it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a defect like all of like the doctors

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<v Speaker 1>you've been to are like, yeah, you just got really low.

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<v Speaker 1>Let your nuts hang. You got let your nuts hang.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that pied.

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<v Speaker 2>There's like this is completely different. But there is this

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<v Speaker 2>a disease that I recently found out about. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know the name of it, but it's like your body, no,

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<v Speaker 2>keep going.

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<v Speaker 1>Finish that, just like the Indya disease, Like if you

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<v Speaker 1>have it, you're so beautiful. Yeah exactly, yeah, so like

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<v Speaker 1>we all have it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, no, it's very rare. It's very very rare. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's like this disease that uh stops your production

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<v Speaker 2>of collagen. So there's this baby I saw on TikTok

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<v Speaker 2>that their baby like looks much older than it is,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's because it's something to do with the collagen

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<v Speaker 2>or like the muscles in your face, like don't have

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<v Speaker 2>enough strength to keep up your skin.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I remember that baby was like super saggy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I wonder if that happened to that person's ball.

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<v Speaker 1>It's possible, but yeah, I went on a deep dive

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<v Speaker 1>in that video literally made me cry laughing because he's

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be like a football player and he's like

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<v Speaker 1>alignment and he's really insecure about it. So he's reclaiming it.

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<v Speaker 1>So he posts posts that video yeah, of his really

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<v Speaker 1>long balls.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, like I feel bad because I'm not helping

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<v Speaker 2>because they actually made me like really angry, Like.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you just like don't like balls, like you really

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<v Speaker 1>don't like men.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like balls either, to be honest, I love.

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<v Speaker 1>Balls, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Something like the male anatomy is just so fucking nasty,

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<v Speaker 2>like they could have I don't know, there needs to

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<v Speaker 2>be a rework.

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<v Speaker 1>We were made in God's image, like all of us

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<v Speaker 1>were all beautiful in our own ways, and that's why

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very anti looks.

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<v Speaker 2>Maxic and God had bad body disf and he was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm disgusting, I'm disgusting. We're just gonna make this I'm disgusting,

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<v Speaker 2>and then we have men. But I love men. Guys,

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<v Speaker 2>love love love. Everybody knows that about me. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>like bisexuals. I don't like bisexuals.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't like bisexuals. I don't like bisexuals. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>like bisexuals. I don't like bisexuals. I don't like bisexuals.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't like bisexuals. I don't like bisexuals. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>like bisexuals. I don't like bisexuals. I don't like bisexuals.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't like bisexuals. I do not like bisexuals. I

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<v Speaker 4>do not like bisexuals.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank God I'm straight as fuck mm or else i'd

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<v Speaker 2>be really hurt.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, guys, I know we've talked about it a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>in the past, but there was a moment in mine

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<v Speaker 1>and Inya's lives where together we thought everything was gonna change.

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<v Speaker 1>We I'll like give you some backstories for some clarity,

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<v Speaker 1>but basically, we auditioned for this movie that we genuinely

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<v Speaker 1>thought like, oh, we got the part, Like we literally

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<v Speaker 1>got the part. Like we were driving home listening to

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<v Speaker 1>what was the song you know.

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<v Speaker 2>What's crazy is like, uh, we're you got the music

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<v Speaker 2>in me. What's crazy is we felt that. But I

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<v Speaker 2>don't even think we did that good.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we did it, Harry, We.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't think we did good. That's the craziest part. We

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<v Speaker 2>didn't walk away from that audition being like, that's the

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<v Speaker 2>best audition I've ever done it. I think it was

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<v Speaker 2>one of our first auditions we've ever done.

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<v Speaker 1>It was my first one.

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<v Speaker 2>It was maybe my like second third one that I

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<v Speaker 2>like actually did and I was like I want this.

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<v Speaker 2>I did not do good. I remember walking.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean like we did not eat.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't good.

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<v Speaker 1>We did not eat. But the trailer released for the movie,

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<v Speaker 1>are we allowed to even say? I'm like, yeah, this

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<v Speaker 1>is free promo.

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<v Speaker 2>For talk about like movies day.

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<v Speaker 1>Audition for Yeah, it was Y two K by Kyle Mooney,

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<v Speaker 1>and I swore to God like seeing who they casted

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<v Speaker 1>versus like what I looked like when I auditioned, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, that is like the most embarrassing thing

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<v Speaker 1>I've evert, but.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't see I still haven't seen the trailer.

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<v Speaker 1>I watched the trailer. It looks okay like I was

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be in the movie. I was supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>be in.

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<v Speaker 2>The video, supposed to be in the music video.

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<v Speaker 1>I was in the video.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just busy. I was I was supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>be in the movie. I was just busy working on

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<v Speaker 2>the greatest podcast of all time. I just couldn't make

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<v Speaker 2>it into my.

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<v Speaker 1>Schedule emergency insert com guys. Today, I feel like like

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<v Speaker 1>it's going to be a wholesome episode. Yeah, like I

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<v Speaker 1>have really good vibes today, like really just like baseline

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<v Speaker 1>average episode.

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<v Speaker 2>We will say nothing negative. I think I already did though,

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<v Speaker 2>just yelled I.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't like bi sexual bisexual people.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, not negative. That's literally like unknown thing by everybody

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<v Speaker 1>in the world.

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<v Speaker 3>That's more just like an objective observation, exactly exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Well.

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<v Speaker 2>I have been getting this ad on TikTok that is

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<v Speaker 2>really freaking.

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<v Speaker 1>Me out and been scrolling no.

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<v Speaker 2>Not even that somebody is capitalizing on that, and was like,

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<v Speaker 2>instead of doom scrolling, you should start micro learning. And

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<v Speaker 2>it's an app I do. I subscribed, got it?

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<v Speaker 1>It's impulse.

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<v Speaker 2>What is it?

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a like a brain teaser thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Like are you learning facts and stuff?

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<v Speaker 1>Or I don't know if it's the same one, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, uh, it's really hard to explain. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>like brain games.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the ad I got looked like an AI person

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<v Speaker 2>on stage doing a ted talk, like I can help

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<v Speaker 2>it with a real video and would you say it? No?

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<v Speaker 2>I wish I did, but I bet if I look

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<v Speaker 2>up micro learning, I can find it. But I just

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<v Speaker 2>can't wait. What was it? It was like, stop scrolling

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<v Speaker 2>and start micro learning. I'm gonna take my macro of

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<v Speaker 2>knowledge right now? Are you fucking kidding me? I personally

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<v Speaker 2>feel like I'm always learning something, even if it's fucking stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>Could you teach me something intelligent from a macro? What

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<v Speaker 2>macro am I gonna get of knowledge? Micro learning? What

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<v Speaker 2>MI like microscopic piece of knowledge? Can you give me

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<v Speaker 2>that's gonna make me feel better about being on my phone?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? The t is is like, why are we micro

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<v Speaker 1>learning like math and micro learning reading and micro learning

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<v Speaker 1>new languages? What we should be micro learning is how

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<v Speaker 1>to love one another and how to be that resent

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<v Speaker 1>in the moment and grateful for everything that we have

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<v Speaker 1>and really like using perspective to our perspective to our advantage. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and really using it to our advantage to like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just love ourselves.

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<v Speaker 2>Any true thing is I do feel like I learn

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<v Speaker 2>a lot from TikTok. But even last night there's this

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<v Speaker 2>Weather Channel guy who I watch. I think you you

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<v Speaker 2>watch him too. Let me make sure I think you've

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<v Speaker 2>seen this guy. He's like the Drew Gooden of weather

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<v Speaker 2>weather Box.

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<v Speaker 1>And I've never seen him.

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<v Speaker 2>What this guy? No, no, dude, I'm obsessed with him

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<v Speaker 2>because he talks about the weather phenomenons, but he goes

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<v Speaker 2>into extreme detail of like showing maps, how to read maps,

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<v Speaker 2>like every time before he gets into like footage and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>He goes on a deep dive of like the maps

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<v Speaker 2>and like what the meteorologists and everybody we're seeing as

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<v Speaker 2>it was coming in and as the forecast was being developed.

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<v Speaker 1>My favorite shit.

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<v Speaker 2>But then I had a moment last night where I

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<v Speaker 2>was looking at him. I was like, he could be

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<v Speaker 2>saying fucking anything to me right now and I would

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<v Speaker 2>just believe it, Like he's never PhD and blah blah

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<v Speaker 2>blah blah blah, like, I went to school for this,

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<v Speaker 2>and I but I do believe him, and I do

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<v Speaker 2>think he knows what the fuck he's talking about. But

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, it's kind of how sometimes I just

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<v Speaker 2>say shit on here without second guessing whether it's true

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<v Speaker 2>or not, and then I'll see a comment where like, damn,

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<v Speaker 2>she really is dumb. She just repeats everything. I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's because I just see stuff on tap and on

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<v Speaker 2>the river or on YouTube and I repeat it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm literally dunning Krueger effect. Person, I've had.

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<v Speaker 3>What is that?

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<v Speaker 1>It's like where you like, hear one thing about like

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<v Speaker 1>a topic, and then you think you're an expert on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Much grateful, very thing, much grateful, very so. The uh

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<v Speaker 1>Runthegauntlet dot com was a website that was like gore

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<v Speaker 1>coded that you would like see a video and it

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<v Speaker 1>would be the most gory thing and that's level one

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<v Speaker 1>and then and once you finished it, you got to

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<v Speaker 1>go to level two and it was just really really

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<v Speaker 1>like the bottom barrel, like darkest most like gore coded shit. Ever,

0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:11.800
<v Speaker 1>it was horrible, nasty, dark sided, evil energy and vibes. Well.

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<v Speaker 1>The website like sometime recently made like a cringe version

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<v Speaker 1>of Run the Gauntlet, so it was like run the Gauntlet,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's like cringe videos, so it was like to

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<v Speaker 1>get to the next level, you would have to like

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<v Speaker 1>watch this cringe video all the way through. And me

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<v Speaker 1>and Ja started like playing it last night, and like

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<v Speaker 1>it's not that hard to do because like nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>The videos aren't even cringey. They just make me really sad,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm just like, oh, like I don't get that feeling. Like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>there was like one video, but I've seen clips from this.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like this really weird fucking TV show host for

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<v Speaker 2>a game show in the seventies who like kept trying

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<v Speaker 2>to kiss the like young girls who were on it,

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<v Speaker 2>and that I've seen on TikTok because I've seen a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of people talk about how common that shit was

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<v Speaker 2>even in the seventies what or whatever. That was awful

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<v Speaker 2>to watch, but the rest of it was just sad.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like kid pranking his dad and his dad

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<v Speaker 2>like not reacting.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like throwing a water balloon at him. But there

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<v Speaker 1>was one where BuzzFeed literally went on stage and had

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<v Speaker 1>like one in a w a Webby, yeah, a Webby Award,

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<v Speaker 1>and there there was five of them or four of

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<v Speaker 1>them or something, and they each said one word and

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<v Speaker 1>it was much grateful, very thing, and that was their acceptance.

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<v Speaker 2>The line did it and then just walked off stage

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<v Speaker 2>and said nothing else.

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<v Speaker 3>And me and you were like, was that like a

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<v Speaker 3>much like a dose?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, it was like very like it was like,

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<v Speaker 1>so I say much, you say grateful, much grateful.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh y'all, now you pointed at me and said grateful

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<v Speaker 3>and much grateful.

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<v Speaker 1>Very thanks, Like that's how I really said. That's how

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<v Speaker 1>it went, except there was a fourth person. Pretty dirty,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's our new age.

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<v Speaker 2>It was really really bad, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there isn't like it wasn't like two and ten.

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<v Speaker 1>But there were a few videos on there that like

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<v Speaker 1>we're really cringe like creepy, bro.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing is like, I can't think of anything that

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<v Speaker 2>really makes me cringe like that anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>What about that video of me with Doula peep, No.

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<v Speaker 2>That just makes me laugh really hard. That doesn't make

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<v Speaker 2>me crank. Even when I first saw it, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know if I cringed at it as much as I

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<v Speaker 2>was just like this is amazing, Like I cannot believe this,

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<v Speaker 2>like seeing you in the background, Like didn't we all

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<v Speaker 2>send it in the group chat. Yeah, that was that

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<v Speaker 2>was a bit evil, but like it was just too funny. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>who got on their timeline? Was it me or Josh?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember. I think we all did separate, like

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<v Speaker 1>it all.

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<v Speaker 2>Got on all our timelines. So they wanted us to

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<v Speaker 2>see that, And that's an amazing video, like honestly.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm lok key proud of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, somebody played my remix of Everything Is Embarrassing at

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<v Speaker 2>a club I saw.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, is that what you wanted to show me a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of days ago? Oh my god, that is so

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<v Speaker 1>fucking lit.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone literally played it.

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<v Speaker 1>How'd they get the full one?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, Like I think somebody might have taken

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<v Speaker 2>it from the episode and tried to like discern like

0:16:24.480 --> 0:16:28.000
<v Speaker 2>our voices overlapping it, because that like full cut of

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<v Speaker 2>it isn't act.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, unless did we like upload it somewhere or something.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we never uploaded it because I'm like, people like it,

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<v Speaker 2>but like it. Something about it embarrasses me, Like I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, I can't believe that. It's like the

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<v Speaker 2>take a dish track, Like I understand it's like we

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<v Speaker 2>did it because it was funny. And we were trolling

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<v Speaker 2>and whatever. But it became such a staple in our

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<v Speaker 2>internet lore that when I hear it, like it does

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<v Speaker 2>something to my body.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's like ever ever ever hate take a dishtrack

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<v Speaker 1>or you're.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I like your part of it, but hearing myself,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just like, oh my.

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<v Speaker 1>God, Like no, it's like, uh, forever forever.

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<v Speaker 2>It was really fun and it's crazy that we made

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<v Speaker 2>that because I just got stuck in Texas, Like I

0:17:11.840 --> 0:17:14.760
<v Speaker 2>wasn't that wasn't supposed to happen. I was on a

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<v Speaker 2>layover from LA to Miami or vice versa or something,

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<v Speaker 2>and I got stuck in Texas because of storms. And

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<v Speaker 2>then I went to your house.

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<v Speaker 1>And we proceeded to make a smash fucking hit in

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<v Speaker 1>my bed. Yeah, we made history with Apple headphones. Wait

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<v Speaker 1>wait wait inspired.

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<v Speaker 2>Yesterday that it was somebody like trying to sing. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it was a part of that cringe compilation. Somebody had

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<v Speaker 2>a cheese see Like, this stuff isn't cringey to me.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like this girl made a version of Fancy by

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<v Speaker 2>Iggy Azalea and about cheesecake factory. I'm like, that's really cute.

0:17:43.680 --> 0:17:45.800
<v Speaker 2>Like they were bored they just made it for the franchise,

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<v Speaker 2>like it's sweet, but the way she was wrapping over

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<v Speaker 2>the beat literally, I was like, Drew, this is what

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<v Speaker 2>you sound like, bro, when you first get on a

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<v Speaker 2>beat and you're trying to like figure out your spat

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<v Speaker 2>on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then also trying to like repeat like melody

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<v Speaker 1>that people feed to me. It's like, literally, Empire is.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally like the worst thing for Drew. If Drew was

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<v Speaker 2>in a situation where someone had a gun to his

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<v Speaker 2>and they were like, all you have to do to

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<v Speaker 2>be free is repeat exactly what I'm about to say

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<v Speaker 2>to you back to me with the same tone, he

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<v Speaker 2>would add eighteen words.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's impossible. It's impossible, and I can't read out loud.

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<v Speaker 2>It's because you're so original. You don't believe in saying

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<v Speaker 2>other people's thoughts.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm different, I will say on your uh Charlie remix,

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<v Speaker 3>you like fighting the beat is honestly kind of advanced.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's horror like that. The thing is I'm different,

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<v Speaker 1>like I did my own fuck.

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<v Speaker 3>It's kind of like a scammer.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Like, yeah, I was off beat on purpose, Like

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<v Speaker 1>what is it? Blue face baby? Yeah, I'm very.

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<v Speaker 2>Similar, dude, wait, what was it? It was like the red

0:18:46.920 --> 0:18:50.040
<v Speaker 2>the email part, like I fed you, Like I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you could say it like this and you're like okay, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and you did it, and you added like three works

0:18:54.760 --> 0:18:57.439
<v Speaker 2>or so you overlapped where you're supposed to stop. And

0:18:57.480 --> 0:18:59.040
<v Speaker 2>then for the next one it was so hard for

0:18:59.080 --> 0:19:00.679
<v Speaker 2>you to like You're like, oh, I'm gonna keep that,

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<v Speaker 2>and then to hit the next line you have to

0:19:02.840 --> 0:19:04.960
<v Speaker 2>jump in so fast that you kept doing and that's it.

0:19:05.000 --> 0:19:10.360
<v Speaker 1>Fun got damnita, god, damn it. I'm gonna lose my ship.

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<v Speaker 2>That's also the funny thing about you is like I

0:19:12.880 --> 0:19:15.680
<v Speaker 2>know you well enough that when you were like, uh,

0:19:15.960 --> 0:19:18.399
<v Speaker 2>frustrated with something, when you like yell fuck like that,

0:19:18.440 --> 0:19:20.399
<v Speaker 2>it's not coming from a serious place, like it's not

0:19:20.560 --> 0:19:22.680
<v Speaker 2>real anger, but you are so quick to do something.

0:19:22.760 --> 0:19:24.280
<v Speaker 2>You'd be like, oh my god, oh you did the

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<v Speaker 2>other night.

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<v Speaker 1>I almost killed those he saw alien.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wait were you talking about in the car?

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<v Speaker 1>No. I was talking about when we were going to

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<v Speaker 1>the gym yesterday and I like pulled out and almost

0:19:34.040 --> 0:19:37.040
<v Speaker 1>killed this bro. Like it was so scary, and I

0:19:37.080 --> 0:19:37.800
<v Speaker 1>was like, I'm gonna lose the.

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<v Speaker 2>Past enough road that we would have died ship he

0:19:41.320 --> 0:19:43.600
<v Speaker 2>pulled out because this car randomly pulled out at the

0:19:43.600 --> 0:19:45.920
<v Speaker 2>same time and almost t bone doesn't Drew freaked the

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<v Speaker 2>funk out and I don't even remember what you yelled.

0:19:48.080 --> 0:19:49.920
<v Speaker 1>I said, I'm gonna lose my ship. I'm gonna lose

0:19:49.960 --> 0:19:54.120
<v Speaker 1>my fucking mind. I'm gonna kill myself. But it's not real.

0:19:54.480 --> 0:19:56.320
<v Speaker 2>I always I know it's not real. But I was

0:19:56.359 --> 0:20:00.280
<v Speaker 2>talking about after Alien Romulus Drew, we were we're all

0:20:00.280 --> 0:20:02.919
<v Speaker 2>trying to figure out like how the characters were related

0:20:02.960 --> 0:20:04.920
<v Speaker 2>to each other, and we all had our own theory,

0:20:05.880 --> 0:20:08.160
<v Speaker 2>like you're right into his room for like an hour

0:20:08.200 --> 0:20:09.840
<v Speaker 2>and came back. He was like, okay to like me,

0:20:09.880 --> 0:20:13.520
<v Speaker 2>and Josh was like, okay, I know, I know how

0:20:13.560 --> 0:20:15.520
<v Speaker 2>all the characters are related. So we're standing in the

0:20:15.560 --> 0:20:17.439
<v Speaker 2>kitchen with him and he's like going on and we

0:20:17.520 --> 0:20:19.520
<v Speaker 2>keep buddying, and we're like, wait, are you talking about

0:20:19.520 --> 0:20:21.640
<v Speaker 2>this character? This character? Because we also don't know.

0:20:21.600 --> 0:20:23.440
<v Speaker 1>Any of the characters know their fucking names.

0:20:23.520 --> 0:20:25.080
<v Speaker 2>We don't know any of their names, so we're all

0:20:25.119 --> 0:20:27.399
<v Speaker 2>trying to like discern what Drew's saying to us, and

0:20:27.400 --> 0:20:28.879
<v Speaker 2>I will put you oh, my god, Oh my god,

0:20:28.920 --> 0:20:30.159
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna have a fucking stroke. I can't do this.

0:20:30.200 --> 0:20:31.640
<v Speaker 2>I literally can't do this. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna

0:20:31.640 --> 0:20:32.440
<v Speaker 2>go back to my room. Oh my god.

0:20:32.480 --> 0:20:34.479
<v Speaker 1>I did like to stop the police, like, oh my god,

0:20:34.520 --> 0:20:36.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have a fucking stroke. I need to leave,

0:20:36.400 --> 0:20:37.480
<v Speaker 1>like now, I any.

0:20:37.320 --> 0:20:39.320
<v Speaker 2>Rate to his room and I went. He was just

0:20:39.359 --> 0:20:40.680
<v Speaker 2>standing in there like this.

0:20:42.480 --> 0:20:44.359
<v Speaker 1>I literally like had a fucking stroke.

0:20:44.480 --> 0:20:45.680
<v Speaker 2>Brother, we're rebooting.

0:20:46.240 --> 0:20:48.840
<v Speaker 1>I literally lost my shit. And it wasn't funny until

0:20:48.880 --> 0:20:51.240
<v Speaker 1>like three minutes later, because I was like, it's actually

0:20:51.359 --> 0:20:55.640
<v Speaker 1>so frustrating when I can't like verbalize my thoughts, which

0:20:55.680 --> 0:20:58.560
<v Speaker 1>is like ninety five percent of my fucking life. It

0:20:58.640 --> 0:21:02.560
<v Speaker 1>drives me insane. I understand, you get me, you get me,

0:21:02.880 --> 0:21:07.560
<v Speaker 1>We get each other exactly, exactly. Well, I was talking

0:21:07.560 --> 0:21:09.880
<v Speaker 1>to my mom the other day on the phone, and

0:21:09.920 --> 0:21:13.159
<v Speaker 1>like I've just like never like heard her dating history,

0:21:13.240 --> 0:21:15.919
<v Speaker 1>which like I was always curious about because like my

0:21:16.000 --> 0:21:17.879
<v Speaker 1>mom was like a battie when she was younger, Like

0:21:17.960 --> 0:21:21.720
<v Speaker 1>she was a heartbreaker. She still is still is, Like

0:21:21.760 --> 0:21:24.840
<v Speaker 1>I cannot believe she's what sixty, I think she's sixty

0:21:24.920 --> 0:21:28.600
<v Speaker 1>seventy two. Actually, your mom about seventy. Yeah, she's seventy two,

0:21:28.680 --> 0:21:33.399
<v Speaker 1>and she looks that good. She's like eating down. But no,

0:21:33.640 --> 0:21:36.480
<v Speaker 1>she was like a little heartbreaker, and she's told me

0:21:36.560 --> 0:21:39.160
<v Speaker 1>one story that always like cracked me up. But one

0:21:39.200 --> 0:21:41.479
<v Speaker 1>of them was like she was on a date with

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<v Speaker 1>a dude that she really really like, Like it was

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<v Speaker 1>like one of the first times they were meeting, Like

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<v Speaker 1>he had like a brand new, nice ash truck and

0:21:48.640 --> 0:21:52.359
<v Speaker 1>like he was just Gorgina Grande. They like went to dinner,

0:21:52.400 --> 0:21:54.159
<v Speaker 1>they did the whole thing, like it was it was

0:21:54.200 --> 0:21:58.439
<v Speaker 1>a great night. And on the drive home, she watched

0:21:58.520 --> 0:22:02.200
<v Speaker 1>him pick his note on both sides and pull out

0:22:02.320 --> 0:22:05.800
<v Speaker 1>the biggest fucking boogers and then wipe them on the

0:22:05.960 --> 0:22:08.840
<v Speaker 1>side of his brand new truck seat. And when she

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<v Speaker 1>was getting out, she went over to his side and

0:22:11.160 --> 0:22:13.119
<v Speaker 1>looked at the side of his seat and it was

0:22:13.600 --> 0:22:17.840
<v Speaker 1>covered samburgers. Show she immediately like cut it off. But

0:22:18.000 --> 0:22:21.840
<v Speaker 1>this one was a new story that like literally had

0:22:21.920 --> 0:22:26.320
<v Speaker 1>me crying fucking laughing. So basically I was like talking

0:22:26.320 --> 0:22:28.240
<v Speaker 1>about Josiah and like how he's had a lot of

0:22:28.240 --> 0:22:29.919
<v Speaker 1>stomach pain, and she was like, oh my god, Like

0:22:30.400 --> 0:22:32.680
<v Speaker 1>I once like went on a date with a guy,

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<v Speaker 1>and they like went to the dinner, like they had

0:22:35.560 --> 0:22:38.240
<v Speaker 1>a good ass fucking meal, and they go out to

0:22:38.320 --> 0:22:42.280
<v Speaker 1>the car and he like starts doubling over in pain

0:22:42.480 --> 0:22:45.879
<v Speaker 1>because like my mom didn't know why, and she like

0:22:46.200 --> 0:22:48.480
<v Speaker 1>he was like doubled over, like about to throw up.

0:22:48.520 --> 0:22:50.359
<v Speaker 1>He was sweating, and he was super pale, and she

0:22:50.440 --> 0:22:52.280
<v Speaker 1>was like, what the fuck is going on? Like this

0:22:52.320 --> 0:22:55.439
<v Speaker 1>went on for like three minutes, and then eventually, like

0:22:55.720 --> 0:22:58.480
<v Speaker 1>he got so embarrassed, and he was so embarrassed to

0:22:58.480 --> 0:23:01.360
<v Speaker 1>tell my mom this, but he was like, I have ibs.

0:23:01.720 --> 0:23:05.520
<v Speaker 1>And my mom literally was so cringed down and a

0:23:05.560 --> 0:23:08.840
<v Speaker 1>guy having ibs that she broke up with him. It

0:23:09.040 --> 0:23:11.679
<v Speaker 1>was like no, like I don't want anything to do

0:23:11.760 --> 0:23:13.120
<v Speaker 1>with that.

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<v Speaker 2>That is so funny, also so awesome, like how quickly

0:23:17.200 --> 0:23:19.560
<v Speaker 2>she decided not to be involved with a man off

0:23:19.600 --> 0:23:20.880
<v Speaker 2>of some shit like that, like.

0:23:21.200 --> 0:23:25.919
<v Speaker 1>Uh, ibs, if you have ibs, like you're gross, like

0:23:25.920 --> 0:23:26.560
<v Speaker 1>you're nasty.

0:23:26.720 --> 0:23:29.080
<v Speaker 2>I will say, like, I guess that would tap back

0:23:29.119 --> 0:23:31.199
<v Speaker 2>into the thing of like if I was with a

0:23:31.240 --> 0:23:33.400
<v Speaker 2>man and he always had a stomach issue, it would

0:23:33.400 --> 0:23:35.560
<v Speaker 2>annoy the fuck out of me because like I'm the

0:23:35.600 --> 0:23:39.760
<v Speaker 2>one with the stomach issues. Yeah, like my stomach urts.

0:23:39.840 --> 0:23:42.280
<v Speaker 2>My stomach urts. I don't know if I have IBS though,

0:23:42.440 --> 0:23:45.800
<v Speaker 2>that is so funny if the boogers one is even grosser. Though, yeah,

0:23:46.000 --> 0:23:51.160
<v Speaker 2>ibs one is just funny. Her being like, no, okay,

0:23:51.359 --> 0:23:54.360
<v Speaker 2>I know IBS is like hurts. But to be doubling

0:23:54.400 --> 0:23:57.119
<v Speaker 2>over like that is IBS that serious for some people?

0:23:57.280 --> 0:24:01.640
<v Speaker 1>Some people? Yeah, also like ibs, I need to clarify,

0:24:01.800 --> 0:24:04.399
<v Speaker 1>is gay. It's a very gay thing to have. And

0:24:04.440 --> 0:24:07.960
<v Speaker 1>if you're a man with IBS, come out of the closet.

0:24:08.040 --> 0:24:11.679
<v Speaker 2>Is that one of the signs? Yeah, I didn't know that.

0:24:12.680 --> 0:24:13.760
<v Speaker 2>Don't you have IBS?

0:24:13.920 --> 0:24:17.840
<v Speaker 1>Nope, I just have constipation, Babe. There's a difference.

0:24:18.440 --> 0:24:21.080
<v Speaker 2>There's a huge difference. I still don't Oh, is it

0:24:21.640 --> 0:24:23.160
<v Speaker 2>irritable bowels?

0:24:23.560 --> 0:24:30.399
<v Speaker 1>Dude? The word bowel is so fucking my fucking bowelsky bowel.

0:24:30.560 --> 0:24:35.720
<v Speaker 1>My bowels have a turd lodged in the twink belly,

0:24:36.080 --> 0:24:38.120
<v Speaker 1>the twink pouch. That's how you know they have a

0:24:38.160 --> 0:24:42.399
<v Speaker 1>turd loaded in the chamber if they have that little pouch.

0:24:43.960 --> 0:24:49.000
<v Speaker 2>Did I hate that so much? Well, I've stayed up

0:24:49.080 --> 0:24:52.000
<v Speaker 2>late enough for the past week that I've seen people

0:24:52.080 --> 0:24:56.359
<v Speaker 2>starting their morning routines on TikTok, like it'll be like

0:24:56.400 --> 0:24:59.240
<v Speaker 2>boring at my time, and I'm watching somebody upload like

0:24:59.280 --> 0:25:01.480
<v Speaker 2>three seconds ago, and it's somebody who I see in

0:25:01.480 --> 0:25:03.959
<v Speaker 2>the daytime usually, and it's like two days after they upload,

0:25:04.240 --> 0:25:06.760
<v Speaker 2>and I see them freshly being like I'm gonna make

0:25:06.800 --> 0:25:09.879
<v Speaker 2>my coffee before I go to school, and I'm just like,

0:25:12.520 --> 0:25:14.000
<v Speaker 2>but it's not time to go to bed. There's also

0:25:14.040 --> 0:25:16.480
<v Speaker 2>this one girl who I think she lives on the

0:25:16.520 --> 0:25:18.520
<v Speaker 2>East Coast because it always happens around four or five

0:25:18.560 --> 0:25:21.280
<v Speaker 2>am our time. She lays in her bed and is

0:25:21.280 --> 0:25:24.199
<v Speaker 2>like on live stream talking like doing like an early

0:25:24.280 --> 0:25:27.160
<v Speaker 2>early morning live stream, and it freaks me out because

0:25:27.160 --> 0:25:28.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm just like, dude, I cannot believe that for her,

0:25:29.119 --> 0:25:33.679
<v Speaker 2>she's been asleep, like she actually cares about herself and

0:25:33.720 --> 0:25:37.119
<v Speaker 2>went to sleep early and has the will and the

0:25:37.200 --> 0:25:39.880
<v Speaker 2>lust for life to wake up early and like get

0:25:39.880 --> 0:25:42.359
<v Speaker 2>on live stream and just be up with the sun.

0:25:42.800 --> 0:25:44.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't think I'll ever be somebody who wants to

0:25:44.440 --> 0:25:45.040
<v Speaker 2>wake up early.

0:25:45.280 --> 0:25:46.920
<v Speaker 1>I love waking up with the sun.

0:25:47.840 --> 0:25:50.040
<v Speaker 2>It's just not it's too many hours in the day

0:25:50.240 --> 0:25:52.439
<v Speaker 2>because then by three pm I'm losing my mind.

0:25:52.840 --> 0:25:53.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:25:53.160 --> 0:25:54.840
<v Speaker 3>Do you guys ever get the live stream of the

0:25:54.840 --> 0:25:58.800
<v Speaker 3>guy with the huge belly. It's like a spherical big belly.

0:25:58.240 --> 0:26:01.639
<v Speaker 1>I think, and you start drawing all over his body

0:26:01.680 --> 0:26:03.840
<v Speaker 1>with marker like the names of donators.

0:26:03.920 --> 0:26:04.960
<v Speaker 2>It's so dense.

0:26:05.320 --> 0:26:06.280
<v Speaker 3>It looks very hard.

0:26:06.359 --> 0:26:08.879
<v Speaker 1>I want to know how they get that, because it's

0:26:08.920 --> 0:26:11.159
<v Speaker 1>definitely like ship that they're eating. Like they might have

0:26:11.240 --> 0:26:12.280
<v Speaker 1>to just be alcohol.

0:26:12.480 --> 0:26:14.640
<v Speaker 2>Like every time I see a belly like that, stiff

0:26:14.680 --> 0:26:19.240
<v Speaker 2>and like beer belly, like it just looks like it hurts.

0:26:19.440 --> 0:26:21.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's definitely like a feeder kink though it looks

0:26:21.880 --> 0:26:25.480
<v Speaker 1>like folly. Yeah. Yeah, he likes getting big and filled

0:26:25.520 --> 0:26:26.240
<v Speaker 1>and stuffed.

0:26:27.040 --> 0:26:29.600
<v Speaker 2>Like why do beer bellies are? Like why are they

0:26:29.640 --> 0:26:33.119
<v Speaker 2>so stiff and like dense? What is the scientist? Is

0:26:33.160 --> 0:26:35.800
<v Speaker 2>it like colssium build up on your fucking lining And

0:26:35.840 --> 0:26:37.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, Like that's what I imagine. It's like

0:26:37.960 --> 0:26:40.920
<v Speaker 2>your body is like your stomach lining is burning constantly

0:26:40.960 --> 0:26:42.560
<v Speaker 2>from the amount of alcohol you put in it, and

0:26:42.600 --> 0:26:43.840
<v Speaker 2>your stomach.

0:26:44.600 --> 0:26:48.080
<v Speaker 3>Like retaining water and like your your body just gets

0:26:48.080 --> 0:26:49.439
<v Speaker 3>super saturated with water.

0:26:49.920 --> 0:26:54.120
<v Speaker 1>So I'm going to become a feeder, y'all, you are

0:26:54.800 --> 0:26:57.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to become one where I feed feed other

0:26:57.800 --> 0:27:01.720
<v Speaker 1>people until they die. That you have some yes you,

0:27:02.440 --> 0:27:03.920
<v Speaker 1>I want to get you nice and big.

0:27:04.440 --> 0:27:06.800
<v Speaker 3>I would love that. Are we starting today.

0:27:08.119 --> 0:27:12.720
<v Speaker 1>Because I started months ago? That's about you're so big

0:27:12.800 --> 0:27:13.240
<v Speaker 1>right now.

0:27:13.760 --> 0:27:15.000
<v Speaker 3>I was wondering about that.

0:27:15.119 --> 0:27:17.919
<v Speaker 2>I cannot believe feeders are real, dude, Like we have

0:27:18.040 --> 0:27:22.000
<v Speaker 2>gone too far. We just there has to be an

0:27:22.119 --> 0:27:24.720
<v Speaker 2>end to possibilities. There just has to be an end.

0:27:24.920 --> 0:27:27.280
<v Speaker 2>We've like made it past the point of like people

0:27:27.359 --> 0:27:30.120
<v Speaker 2>just making up new fetishes that are really fucking crazy

0:27:30.200 --> 0:27:32.520
<v Speaker 2>and weird and like harmful, and we need to go back.

0:27:32.560 --> 0:27:35.720
<v Speaker 2>We need to like backlog. And also I know this

0:27:35.760 --> 0:27:38.040
<v Speaker 2>is a constant joke online where it's like, oh, men

0:27:38.080 --> 0:27:40.159
<v Speaker 2>need to go back to doing construction and like no

0:27:40.240 --> 0:27:43.080
<v Speaker 2>more podcasts, no more this, But nobody talks about we

0:27:43.080 --> 0:27:46.399
<v Speaker 2>need more whimsical jobs, like where are the shoe cobblers?

0:27:46.800 --> 0:27:48.520
<v Speaker 1>Like who's a shoe cobbler collector?

0:27:48.680 --> 0:27:50.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Like I want stuff like that, like oh, somebody

0:27:50.880 --> 0:27:54.640
<v Speaker 2>who goes into the forest for fire, Like we need

0:27:54.680 --> 0:27:58.600
<v Speaker 2>more whimsical jobs. No more like oh like industrial like

0:27:58.800 --> 0:28:02.560
<v Speaker 2>go build a house Like okay, No, I want something whimsical,

0:28:02.720 --> 0:28:04.600
<v Speaker 2>Like I need to meet somebody who I'm like, Wow,

0:28:04.680 --> 0:28:08.840
<v Speaker 2>your work is like making flower bouquets. Yeah yeah, yeah,

0:28:08.880 --> 0:28:10.480
<v Speaker 2>like a floors. I think that's actually one of the

0:28:10.480 --> 0:28:12.760
<v Speaker 2>things I wrote down was like for the whimsical jobs

0:28:12.800 --> 0:28:15.679
<v Speaker 2>I think people need, so y'all feel free to take this.

0:28:15.720 --> 0:28:18.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh like a chocolate tear like, no, I know, hell,

0:28:19.359 --> 0:28:20.320
<v Speaker 2>Like I'm a chocolateer.

0:28:20.480 --> 0:28:23.000
<v Speaker 1>Have you seen that one fucking creepy ass chocolate ear.

0:28:23.080 --> 0:28:27.040
<v Speaker 1>I think he's like the Garadelli like lead chocolateer or whatever.

0:28:27.480 --> 0:28:27.640
<v Speaker 2>Bro.

0:28:27.760 --> 0:28:28.680
<v Speaker 1>He is so hornful.

0:28:28.760 --> 0:28:31.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh oh, the freaky like European guy.

0:28:31.359 --> 0:28:33.119
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, I fuck with him. That makes like

0:28:33.160 --> 0:28:35.040
<v Speaker 1>the big like I don't like sure to know that

0:28:35.080 --> 0:28:39.640
<v Speaker 1>ship is mind blowing and its structurally like it literally.

0:28:39.280 --> 0:28:42.160
<v Speaker 2>Blows my Miley like it feels very like.

0:28:42.160 --> 0:28:44.960
<v Speaker 3>There's something that feels ai generated about those videos.

0:28:45.040 --> 0:28:45.680
<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying.

0:28:45.680 --> 0:28:49.240
<v Speaker 1>It like a puree with him, y'all, Like he's he's

0:28:49.360 --> 0:28:50.640
<v Speaker 1>rich from building chocolate.

0:28:50.720 --> 0:28:51.760
<v Speaker 2>Who are you talking about?

0:28:51.880 --> 0:28:55.120
<v Speaker 1>The Garredelli like lead chocolate ear. He's like the new guy.

0:28:55.200 --> 0:28:57.600
<v Speaker 1>He's like the young hot guy on the block. Oh,

0:28:57.640 --> 0:29:00.840
<v Speaker 1>and he is so fucking Horninglly. There's like a garat

0:29:00.880 --> 0:29:04.920
<v Speaker 1>Delli like museum where like there's forty foot screens of

0:29:05.000 --> 0:29:08.160
<v Speaker 1>him like making chocolate and like licking it all sensually.

0:29:08.280 --> 0:29:11.120
<v Speaker 1>And there's like commercials of him like literally fucking chocolate

0:29:11.200 --> 0:29:15.320
<v Speaker 1>on like the TV. It's like crazy Garret Delli chocolate here.

0:29:15.920 --> 0:29:18.080
<v Speaker 2>You're not talking about him, right, No?

0:29:18.160 --> 0:29:20.840
<v Speaker 1>I fuck with it. I love him. That's what's his nuts.

0:29:21.000 --> 0:29:21.120
<v Speaker 5>Uh.

0:29:21.560 --> 0:29:24.560
<v Speaker 2>He made the Dubai chocolate. You're talking about him. This

0:29:24.680 --> 0:29:25.560
<v Speaker 2>is the guy I don't know.

0:29:25.640 --> 0:29:26.200
<v Speaker 1>I fuck with it.

0:29:26.320 --> 0:29:30.760
<v Speaker 2>I hate him. He's advanced, he is freaky, he smiles

0:29:30.800 --> 0:29:31.360
<v Speaker 2>too much.

0:29:32.080 --> 0:29:33.560
<v Speaker 1>No, he's advanced.

0:29:33.920 --> 0:29:35.520
<v Speaker 2>Fuck, I really wish I knew what you were talking about.

0:29:35.520 --> 0:29:38.080
<v Speaker 2>Because the person you're talking about and you made them up.

0:29:39.400 --> 0:29:42.080
<v Speaker 1>I can't find them either. I can't open TikTok me.

0:29:42.200 --> 0:29:46.480
<v Speaker 1>Lint Yes, this guy, Oh, it's linb Lint. It's not

0:29:46.560 --> 0:29:50.080
<v Speaker 1>Garret Delli. It's lint y'all. He's like he wants the

0:29:50.200 --> 0:29:51.800
<v Speaker 1>like feels like they it.

0:29:51.720 --> 0:29:53.880
<v Speaker 2>Feels like they hired him. Like it doesn't feel like

0:29:53.920 --> 0:29:57.160
<v Speaker 2>he actually be like like he's around making chocolate.

0:29:57.280 --> 0:29:59.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's like the face of it or some shit

0:29:59.360 --> 0:29:59.959
<v Speaker 1>like an impact.

0:30:00.600 --> 0:30:04.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah he's not bitch, he's not a chocolate hear

0:30:05.280 --> 0:30:08.959
<v Speaker 2>this isn't his life, Hey.

0:30:11.160 --> 0:30:11.920
<v Speaker 1>Up the chocolate.

0:30:12.000 --> 0:30:13.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah no, he's not really about it. I don't like

0:30:13.720 --> 0:30:15.760
<v Speaker 2>the smiley guy though, like the guy who makes all

0:30:15.800 --> 0:30:19.280
<v Speaker 2>the big shit he like, Oh, it freaks me out.

0:30:19.360 --> 0:30:21.600
<v Speaker 2>It gives me the same feeling as like the people

0:30:21.640 --> 0:30:24.400
<v Speaker 2>who throw the balloons full of water onto spikes, Like

0:30:24.480 --> 0:30:27.280
<v Speaker 2>that's why I imagine it's behind the camera. Is that guy, Like,

0:30:27.400 --> 0:30:30.240
<v Speaker 2>I imagine he's the one like throwing all the glass bottles.

0:30:29.920 --> 0:30:36.120
<v Speaker 1>Broy Those channels are making hundreds of thousands of dollars

0:30:36.200 --> 0:30:39.920
<v Speaker 1>a year, like by rolling bottles of dye off the roof,

0:30:40.080 --> 0:30:41.520
<v Speaker 1>and I'm going to start.

0:30:41.600 --> 0:30:43.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I want to watch them all. I don't care.

0:30:44.080 --> 0:30:45.920
<v Speaker 2>I used to follow an account that used to post it,

0:30:45.960 --> 0:30:48.480
<v Speaker 2>but it was a re upload account, so I got scammed.

0:30:48.840 --> 0:30:51.400
<v Speaker 2>Every time I would see their fucking videos on my timeline.

0:30:51.480 --> 0:30:55.680
<v Speaker 2>It'd be the same three videos intertwined with one new video,

0:30:56.040 --> 0:30:57.640
<v Speaker 2>and they would get me every time because I would

0:30:57.640 --> 0:30:58.080
<v Speaker 2>watch it.

0:30:59.320 --> 0:31:59.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that uh, that shit is advanced, right right, m

0:32:02.960 --> 0:32:07.840
<v Speaker 1>let's break the silence. Okay, So I've been talking about

0:32:07.840 --> 0:32:11.720
<v Speaker 1>it for like the last three weeks, but I cut

0:32:11.760 --> 0:32:14.840
<v Speaker 1>my phone out of my life, like for the most part,

0:32:15.040 --> 0:32:17.640
<v Speaker 1>and it did really good about it. I was like logging.

0:32:17.680 --> 0:32:19.760
<v Speaker 1>I went from like logging ten hours a day to

0:32:19.840 --> 0:32:21.600
<v Speaker 1>like two and a half hours a day on my phone.

0:32:21.640 --> 0:32:24.840
<v Speaker 1>Like I went absolutely ballistic, and I have like a

0:32:25.880 --> 0:32:30.160
<v Speaker 1>like twenty day fucking streak on like opening TikTok less

0:32:30.200 --> 0:32:32.760
<v Speaker 1>than five times, Instagram less than five times, YouTube lesson

0:32:32.800 --> 0:32:34.400
<v Speaker 1>five times. Da da da da da da da da

0:32:34.480 --> 0:32:41.600
<v Speaker 1>da ye'ah. My life literally like mentally got exponentially worse

0:32:41.800 --> 0:32:45.200
<v Speaker 1>without the Internet, like truly, I'm not kidding, Like I

0:32:45.360 --> 0:32:47.400
<v Speaker 1>really fell down like this, Like I don't know if

0:32:47.440 --> 0:32:49.400
<v Speaker 1>I was just like going through withdraw and I was

0:32:49.480 --> 0:32:53.120
<v Speaker 1>just like losing my fucking shit. But the second because

0:32:53.160 --> 0:32:56.440
<v Speaker 1>on Sundays, I was like this, last Sunday, I decided

0:32:56.440 --> 0:32:58.800
<v Speaker 1>that I was gonna like let myself scroll on TikTok

0:32:59.040 --> 0:33:01.520
<v Speaker 1>as much as I wanted to so I could like

0:33:03.520 --> 0:33:05.320
<v Speaker 1>just come up with topics because like a way I

0:33:05.440 --> 0:33:07.920
<v Speaker 1>do that is like I'll scroll through like TikTok, Instagram

0:33:08.000 --> 0:33:10.040
<v Speaker 1>or Twitter and just like so I'll see something that

0:33:10.040 --> 0:33:13.160
<v Speaker 1>spurs an idea so I can talk about it. Well,

0:33:15.600 --> 0:33:17.920
<v Speaker 1>like I've talked about this before, but when I cut

0:33:18.040 --> 0:33:21.920
<v Speaker 1>soda out of my life, like nothing changed, Like literally

0:33:21.960 --> 0:33:25.240
<v Speaker 1>nothing changed other than the fact that I wanted soda,

0:33:25.400 --> 0:33:27.360
<v Speaker 1>like and I was like sad that I didn't have

0:33:27.440 --> 0:33:29.720
<v Speaker 1>soda in my life. Like I didn't feel healthier, I

0:33:29.720 --> 0:33:33.280
<v Speaker 1>didn't feel like more cognitively cognitively aware. I didn't feel

0:33:33.360 --> 0:33:36.280
<v Speaker 1>less cloudy like I the only thing that I noticed

0:33:36.360 --> 0:33:39.200
<v Speaker 1>is that, like soda was missing from my life. It's

0:33:39.280 --> 0:33:41.880
<v Speaker 1>literally the exact same thing. When I cut like TikTok

0:33:41.920 --> 0:33:46.120
<v Speaker 1>Instagram YouTube out, like nothing changed, like if anything, Like

0:33:46.640 --> 0:33:50.120
<v Speaker 1>I became exponentially like more reclused, and like I had

0:33:50.160 --> 0:33:56.400
<v Speaker 1>nothing to ever talk about. So basically, cocaine phone, That's

0:33:56.520 --> 0:33:59.720
<v Speaker 1>that's basically what I'm saying, is like, there's kale phone,

0:33:59.720 --> 0:34:03.120
<v Speaker 1>cocaine phone. Kle phone is like it's literally just for

0:34:03.440 --> 0:34:07.520
<v Speaker 1>texting and phone calls. Cocaine phone is like you utilize

0:34:07.520 --> 0:34:11.600
<v Speaker 1>it to its fullest potential, use every fucking app, all

0:34:11.680 --> 0:34:15.080
<v Speaker 1>that shit. So that's my vibe is cocaine phone. I've decided.

0:34:15.520 --> 0:34:18.439
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just don't know, Like I'm pretty sure, I'm

0:34:18.480 --> 0:34:21.120
<v Speaker 2>sure the rumors about my phone being bad for me

0:34:21.160 --> 0:34:24.080
<v Speaker 2>are true. I believe you, but I don't believe you.

0:34:24.239 --> 0:34:25.239
<v Speaker 1>I literally don't care.

0:34:25.440 --> 0:34:31.239
<v Speaker 2>I just I don't. It's like people who cut out caffeine. Okay,

0:34:31.600 --> 0:34:34.680
<v Speaker 2>like you're fucking better. I guess, like what, I just

0:34:35.239 --> 0:34:37.280
<v Speaker 2>if it's something I've been doing for this long already,

0:34:37.640 --> 0:34:40.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm used to where my brain's at. Like getting rid

0:34:40.080 --> 0:34:42.040
<v Speaker 2>of it, I don't think it's gonna make me happier. Also,

0:34:42.080 --> 0:34:44.160
<v Speaker 2>it's like that ongoing joke you always says, like, oh,

0:34:44.200 --> 0:34:46.399
<v Speaker 2>I'm taking less time with my phone so I could

0:34:46.400 --> 0:34:47.480
<v Speaker 2>focus on my other screen.

0:34:47.560 --> 0:34:48.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, literally, that's.

0:34:48.480 --> 0:34:51.799
<v Speaker 2>All that really happens, is like you focus on something else.

0:34:51.840 --> 0:34:55.640
<v Speaker 2>And yes, you can read because we are readers, but

0:34:55.680 --> 0:34:58.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna read a book all day every day.

0:34:58.719 --> 0:35:01.760
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, I'm not a reader. I'm a reader. I breed.

0:35:03.480 --> 0:35:07.160
<v Speaker 1>I breed animals. No, I plant my seed.

0:35:12.000 --> 0:35:16.600
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah yeah, making Wow, there's only three If you

0:35:17.239 --> 0:35:18.399
<v Speaker 3>going to fall, I don't know.

0:35:18.560 --> 0:35:20.640
<v Speaker 1>No, it's it's it's still sure.

0:35:20.760 --> 0:35:23.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah you're But do you see how like I spring

0:35:23.360 --> 0:35:25.600
<v Speaker 3>into action to fix a potential problem that was like

0:35:25.719 --> 0:35:28.719
<v Speaker 3>dat and very masculine. Yeah that was dad, very masculine

0:35:28.800 --> 0:35:31.279
<v Speaker 3>like it was it was like no one could see

0:35:31.280 --> 0:35:34.640
<v Speaker 3>on the camera, but I athletically like jumped to go.

0:35:34.800 --> 0:35:37.040
<v Speaker 2>It's kind of slow because the fall was a little.

0:35:37.400 --> 0:35:40.520
<v Speaker 3>It was actually very quick and athletic. It's actually very quick.

0:35:40.760 --> 0:35:43.000
<v Speaker 2>Well with you saying that, it made me think. Last

0:35:43.080 --> 0:35:46.560
<v Speaker 2>night I decided that we need conspiracy theorists to start

0:35:46.560 --> 0:35:49.319
<v Speaker 2>working on the opposite and like the base of your

0:35:49.360 --> 0:35:53.360
<v Speaker 2>conspiracy theorist can still be that the government is like

0:35:53.920 --> 0:35:57.480
<v Speaker 2>against us. That can still stand. Actually, no, as I'm

0:35:57.520 --> 0:36:00.160
<v Speaker 2>saying this, I'm realizing that this does exist, but it

0:36:00.200 --> 0:36:02.400
<v Speaker 2>is more harm than good. But I was gonna be like,

0:36:02.640 --> 0:36:06.520
<v Speaker 2>instead of people saying, like climate change is gonna ki us,

0:36:06.520 --> 0:36:08.239
<v Speaker 2>blah blah blah blah blah blah, we need to do this.

0:36:08.239 --> 0:36:10.200
<v Speaker 2>This is that. Why isn't it the opposite of like,

0:36:10.280 --> 0:36:12.799
<v Speaker 2>microplastics aren't real, climate changes are real. They want you

0:36:12.880 --> 0:36:15.239
<v Speaker 2>to buy more ac and they want you to buy

0:36:15.320 --> 0:36:17.439
<v Speaker 2>reusable bottles and they want you to buy all this stuff.

0:36:17.480 --> 0:36:19.560
<v Speaker 2>And actually, we're all fine and it's all good. But

0:36:19.640 --> 0:36:21.239
<v Speaker 2>it's not all fine. It's not all good.

0:36:21.480 --> 0:36:26.160
<v Speaker 1>It's not all fine, and it's not all fucking good. Well,

0:36:26.320 --> 0:36:30.640
<v Speaker 1>we saw Alien Romulus and that movie was fucking lit.

0:36:30.840 --> 0:36:35.200
<v Speaker 1>I literally loved every goddamn second of it. And it

0:36:35.239 --> 0:36:38.640
<v Speaker 1>feels like we're so fucking Back definitely by far and large,

0:36:38.719 --> 0:36:42.560
<v Speaker 1>the best one since Aliens. I'd say it goes Alien

0:36:42.640 --> 0:36:46.680
<v Speaker 1>Aliens and an Alien Romulus. It's my top three.

0:36:46.880 --> 0:36:49.080
<v Speaker 2>I liked it, but I decided, like if they made

0:36:49.080 --> 0:36:52.080
<v Speaker 2>an alien movie where like the alien was coming of

0:36:52.160 --> 0:36:55.480
<v Speaker 2>age and deciding like how it's actions about other people

0:36:55.520 --> 0:36:57.319
<v Speaker 2>and god, wow, and.

0:36:57.360 --> 0:37:00.040
<v Speaker 3>I would like it. We need a low cons.

0:37:01.719 --> 0:37:03.879
<v Speaker 2>I need like a Francis haw of.

0:37:03.880 --> 0:37:07.200
<v Speaker 1>As I like the Alien.

0:37:08.280 --> 0:37:10.239
<v Speaker 2>Or am I going to college? What am I doing

0:37:10.239 --> 0:37:15.399
<v Speaker 2>after college? Or the Yeah, like I need that because

0:37:15.440 --> 0:37:17.160
<v Speaker 2>that's when we were watching it. I am not like

0:37:17.200 --> 0:37:19.040
<v Speaker 2>a big sci fi person. When I was younger, I

0:37:19.040 --> 0:37:22.080
<v Speaker 2>definitely enjoyed that like side of movies more because I

0:37:22.120 --> 0:37:26.160
<v Speaker 2>had like an older brother who liked that stuff. But

0:37:26.800 --> 0:37:29.360
<v Speaker 2>I just like, it doesn't capture me and capture my

0:37:29.400 --> 0:37:33.200
<v Speaker 2>heart and soul. And I'm like, I'm not a suspense person.

0:37:33.880 --> 0:37:37.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm realizing because the movie was really good, but it's

0:37:37.160 --> 0:37:39.640
<v Speaker 2>like with action movies and just things of that nature,

0:37:39.760 --> 0:37:42.680
<v Speaker 2>Like I don't enjoy the suspense. If anything, I'm like, Ugh,

0:37:43.200 --> 0:37:46.400
<v Speaker 2>learn your lesson already, like get to going, like get moving,

0:37:46.480 --> 0:37:49.400
<v Speaker 2>like I need to see character development in the next

0:37:49.400 --> 0:37:51.160
<v Speaker 2>thirty minutes. And then you need to write a book.

0:37:51.160 --> 0:37:52.719
<v Speaker 2>Why don't you write a book? Like, write a book

0:37:52.719 --> 0:37:54.560
<v Speaker 2>in the movie. I want to see that, Like I

0:37:54.600 --> 0:37:57.799
<v Speaker 2>want you to little Woman this movie right now. And

0:37:58.000 --> 0:38:00.880
<v Speaker 2>I just like girl stuff. I like shopping movies and

0:38:01.080 --> 0:38:08.719
<v Speaker 2>like products and kitchens and product yeah, tampons. I was

0:38:08.719 --> 0:38:10.239
<v Speaker 2>gonna post this on my story the other day, but

0:38:10.280 --> 0:38:12.239
<v Speaker 2>I hate when I post something being ironic on my

0:38:12.280 --> 0:38:15.239
<v Speaker 2>story and some bitch replies, thinking they fucking ahed me

0:38:15.440 --> 0:38:18.359
<v Speaker 2>like are you come on? I said, I'm for real

0:38:18.400 --> 0:38:21.200
<v Speaker 2>the devil who wears Proder or whatever they say now,

0:38:21.440 --> 0:38:22.799
<v Speaker 2>And I wanted to say that on my story, but

0:38:22.800 --> 0:38:24.799
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, some's gonna reply and me like, don't tell

0:38:24.840 --> 0:38:27.759
<v Speaker 2>me you haven't seen Devil Wears Prada, bitch.

0:38:28.239 --> 0:38:31.160
<v Speaker 1>No, we're twelve literally twice steps ahead.

0:38:31.280 --> 0:38:31.680
<v Speaker 2>Came out.

0:38:31.880 --> 0:38:33.960
<v Speaker 1>We're twelve steps ahead in every.

0:38:34.280 --> 0:38:38.520
<v Speaker 3>The aliens are really sexually attractive in those movies. I

0:38:38.520 --> 0:38:40.280
<v Speaker 3>think we were talking about this last night, right.

0:38:40.200 --> 0:38:41.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know. I literally want to have sex with

0:38:41.760 --> 0:38:46.320
<v Speaker 1>a xeno morph, like ironically and ironically, I would bang

0:38:46.640 --> 0:38:49.959
<v Speaker 1>a xenomorph. I'd let it stick its like mouth head,

0:38:50.040 --> 0:38:52.200
<v Speaker 1>tongue deep inside.

0:38:51.800 --> 0:38:53.919
<v Speaker 3>My secondary mouth, eating your butt.

0:38:54.080 --> 0:38:55.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, crazy.

0:38:56.400 --> 0:39:03.360
<v Speaker 2>Well, monast At, count your fucking days, monster, Monastat, you

0:39:03.360 --> 0:39:06.560
<v Speaker 2>were going to hell. Monastat. Something's fucking wrong with you.

0:39:06.800 --> 0:39:09.040
<v Speaker 2>We need to take that off the shelf. But also

0:39:09.200 --> 0:39:12.880
<v Speaker 2>it works, so I guess whatever, it's a small price

0:39:12.960 --> 0:39:21.320
<v Speaker 2>to pay. Your baby's gonna burn. That's literally I experienced

0:39:21.320 --> 0:39:25.520
<v Speaker 2>that was you. I was burning, burning, Bernie. To catch

0:39:25.520 --> 0:39:27.600
<v Speaker 2>you up, Monostat is a yeast infection medicine.

0:39:27.640 --> 0:39:29.520
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I know. I know all about monostat by the.

0:39:29.480 --> 0:39:31.640
<v Speaker 2>Way, Oh, because you're put it in your butt, I don't.

0:39:32.040 --> 0:39:34.480
<v Speaker 3>But I'm just I'm very up to date as far

0:39:34.520 --> 0:39:35.319
<v Speaker 3>as what women are.

0:39:35.640 --> 0:39:38.920
<v Speaker 2>If someone made me mad, next time someone makes me mad,

0:39:38.960 --> 0:39:40.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be like, oh, do you want me to

0:39:40.239 --> 0:39:42.040
<v Speaker 2>make you a macho with like a cold foam on it?

0:39:42.080 --> 0:39:44.239
<v Speaker 2>And I'm gonna put the monostat cream on it like

0:39:44.320 --> 0:39:46.279
<v Speaker 2>cold foam and sprinkle macha on it and give it

0:39:46.280 --> 0:39:46.560
<v Speaker 2>to them.

0:39:46.640 --> 0:39:47.400
<v Speaker 1>That's a good idea.

0:39:47.680 --> 0:39:49.320
<v Speaker 2>It would have killed them, though, because if I'm putting

0:39:49.360 --> 0:39:50.840
<v Speaker 2>in my whole, it can go in your mouth. I

0:39:50.880 --> 0:39:52.560
<v Speaker 2>have no idea like I feel like you could.

0:39:52.880 --> 0:39:54.319
<v Speaker 1>It's probably edible, Like.

0:39:54.360 --> 0:39:58.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, in the end of all times.

0:39:58.239 --> 0:39:59.880
<v Speaker 3>Wait, what's your beef with monostat.

0:40:00.120 --> 0:40:04.440
<v Speaker 2>Bitch. I got put on fucking antibiotics for my mouth,

0:40:04.600 --> 0:40:07.799
<v Speaker 2>and I had no idea that antibiotics lead to an

0:40:07.840 --> 0:40:14.080
<v Speaker 2>increased risk of yeast infection. So I woke up randomly itching, burning, itching, burning, itching, burning,

0:40:14.400 --> 0:40:15.840
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, oh my god, my life is

0:40:15.880 --> 0:40:18.040
<v Speaker 2>gonna end because I've had BV. I've not had a

0:40:18.080 --> 0:40:23.439
<v Speaker 2>yeast infection or uti. My prayers go out to any

0:40:23.440 --> 0:40:30.640
<v Speaker 2>woman who experiences chronic East infections. You were brave, you

0:40:30.719 --> 0:40:34.640
<v Speaker 2>were like you were. You deserve a Nobel Peace Prize

0:40:35.080 --> 0:40:37.640
<v Speaker 2>because I think if a woman is experiencing a East infection,

0:40:37.800 --> 0:40:40.880
<v Speaker 2>she has every right to shoot someone in the foot

0:40:41.360 --> 0:40:43.839
<v Speaker 2>who like asked her a stupid question, because you can't

0:40:43.840 --> 0:40:47.960
<v Speaker 2>ask me a stupid question. Literally, my primal hole is burning.

0:40:48.080 --> 0:40:53.600
<v Speaker 2>It's on fire, dude, Yes, I fully Oh.

0:40:52.480 --> 0:40:54.800
<v Speaker 3>Gross, but doesn't Monster help with that?

0:40:55.280 --> 0:40:59.120
<v Speaker 1>Stay away from me. No, this is like it was

0:40:59.280 --> 0:41:02.520
<v Speaker 1>so funny, like watching and you go through what she

0:41:02.680 --> 0:41:03.200
<v Speaker 1>went through.

0:41:04.040 --> 0:41:04.360
<v Speaker 2>Dude.

0:41:04.400 --> 0:41:07.680
<v Speaker 1>She was texting me at like four am like I thought.

0:41:07.400 --> 0:41:09.560
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna die. I literally thought I was gonna die.

0:41:09.560 --> 0:41:13.440
<v Speaker 2>So basically I was like, Okay, I could go to

0:41:13.480 --> 0:41:17.440
<v Speaker 2>a gynocologist, but there were no gynecologists available, like in

0:41:17.480 --> 0:41:20.400
<v Speaker 2>the next fucking twenty four hours or whatever. And I

0:41:20.520 --> 0:41:23.799
<v Speaker 2>was freaking out because I I am not somebody who

0:41:23.840 --> 0:41:27.600
<v Speaker 2>handles being sick very well, and at any sign of

0:41:27.600 --> 0:41:29.719
<v Speaker 2>a risk like that, when it's like a visible and

0:41:29.760 --> 0:41:32.120
<v Speaker 2>physical like reaction risk, I'm like, oh my god, I'm

0:41:32.120 --> 0:41:33.840
<v Speaker 2>gonna die. I'm gonna die. My pussy's gonna like shrink

0:41:33.880 --> 0:41:35.520
<v Speaker 2>up and fall off and like fucking fall off my body,

0:41:35.520 --> 0:41:37.000
<v Speaker 2>and like I need that. I need that. I needed

0:41:37.040 --> 0:41:37.560
<v Speaker 2>to stay on me.

0:41:37.840 --> 0:41:41.560
<v Speaker 1>So I was like, I hear someone's vagina fell off

0:41:42.440 --> 0:41:43.160
<v Speaker 1>on the floor.

0:41:44.040 --> 0:41:47.480
<v Speaker 2>So basically I started to look into it and I

0:41:47.520 --> 0:41:49.879
<v Speaker 2>was like, okay, monostat, I can use that, like that's

0:41:49.880 --> 0:41:52.520
<v Speaker 2>the thing, like cool. I start looking it up, and

0:41:52.640 --> 0:41:54.839
<v Speaker 2>thank fucking god, I looked it up on TikTok because

0:41:54.880 --> 0:41:56.920
<v Speaker 2>it is common knowledge. So they have a one day,

0:41:56.960 --> 0:41:59.160
<v Speaker 2>a three day, and a seven day treatment. I was like,

0:41:59.239 --> 0:42:08.319
<v Speaker 2>I just want the shit be over. I was like, oh,

0:42:08.360 --> 0:42:10.160
<v Speaker 2>I'll do the three day treatment because I just want

0:42:10.160 --> 0:42:11.320
<v Speaker 2>to get this the fuck over it.

0:42:11.560 --> 0:42:12.600
<v Speaker 1>Thank god you didn't do one.

0:42:12.880 --> 0:42:14.840
<v Speaker 2>If I do the one day, I think I would

0:42:14.840 --> 0:42:15.600
<v Speaker 2>have killed.

0:42:15.320 --> 0:42:18.239
<v Speaker 1>My Actually, bruh. The research I was doing because I

0:42:18.280 --> 0:42:20.200
<v Speaker 1>was like, damn, like she might be having like a

0:42:20.280 --> 0:42:23.279
<v Speaker 1>chemical like burn situation going on in her bronze. And

0:42:23.400 --> 0:42:27.520
<v Speaker 1>but like every single person on like the subreddits that

0:42:27.560 --> 0:42:30.399
<v Speaker 1>I was reading down, like everybody was like the one

0:42:30.520 --> 0:42:32.880
<v Speaker 1>is the devil, Like it's literally like putting hell up

0:42:32.920 --> 0:42:33.239
<v Speaker 1>your place.

0:42:33.480 --> 0:42:35.880
<v Speaker 2>I cannot believe it is legal to have that on

0:42:36.000 --> 0:42:39.280
<v Speaker 2>shelves because there has never been a human who's gone

0:42:39.320 --> 0:42:43.080
<v Speaker 2>online and been like, actually, I experienced no burning. I

0:42:43.160 --> 0:42:46.279
<v Speaker 2>was chill, like it was fine, No bitch. That shit

0:42:46.480 --> 0:42:49.480
<v Speaker 2>was literally like it is chemical warfare on the shelves

0:42:49.760 --> 0:42:52.480
<v Speaker 2>of a Walgreens, a CVS arity Like it is literally

0:42:52.719 --> 0:42:56.280
<v Speaker 2>like that is It felt like I inserted mustard gas

0:42:56.280 --> 0:43:00.600
<v Speaker 2>into my hole. It was crazy. So basically, also, it's

0:43:00.640 --> 0:43:02.720
<v Speaker 2>just the craziest thing ever. I thought about not saying

0:43:02.719 --> 0:43:04.759
<v Speaker 2>this because I hate the whole, Like in my head,

0:43:04.800 --> 0:43:05.960
<v Speaker 2>I went back and forth because I was like, oh

0:43:05.960 --> 0:43:08.600
<v Speaker 2>my god, I hate the whole, like I'm so gross. Well,

0:43:08.800 --> 0:43:15.360
<v Speaker 2>but like we must seriously like normalized, period, that seriously

0:43:15.680 --> 0:43:18.759
<v Speaker 2>normal normalize. Bro.

0:43:18.880 --> 0:43:20.920
<v Speaker 1>We looked up like what a yuast infection looks like

0:43:20.920 --> 0:43:23.760
<v Speaker 1>on a penis, and it is to the nastiest ship

0:43:23.920 --> 0:43:26.919
<v Speaker 1>I've ever seen in my life. Like also you like

0:43:26.920 --> 0:43:31.759
<v Speaker 1>like pee like cloudy like dishcharge and ship like hell no,

0:43:32.760 --> 0:43:34.480
<v Speaker 1>so gross away from me.

0:43:34.600 --> 0:43:37.239
<v Speaker 2>So I get the monoster. I get the three day

0:43:37.280 --> 0:43:39.080
<v Speaker 2>because I was looking up the one day and everybody

0:43:39.160 --> 0:43:40.400
<v Speaker 2>was like, first of all, it's like an egg you

0:43:40.480 --> 0:43:43.600
<v Speaker 2>insert and like your body temperature melts the wax because

0:43:43.600 --> 0:43:44.920
<v Speaker 2>it's supposed to like try.

0:43:44.680 --> 0:43:47.080
<v Speaker 1>To like like alien romulus.

0:43:47.840 --> 0:43:50.680
<v Speaker 2>Because it's so it's so potent. But I think the

0:43:50.719 --> 0:43:53.040
<v Speaker 2>idea is that it like melts over time and like

0:43:53.120 --> 0:43:54.799
<v Speaker 2>doses you like through the night, and you have to

0:43:54.840 --> 0:43:56.680
<v Speaker 2>do it at night because basically what you have to

0:43:56.680 --> 0:43:58.319
<v Speaker 2>do is you lay on the floor and you have

0:43:58.400 --> 0:44:02.560
<v Speaker 2>to insert like like cream into your regina. So I

0:44:02.680 --> 0:44:06.120
<v Speaker 2>was every night for three nights, getting into the bathroom,

0:44:06.200 --> 0:44:08.160
<v Speaker 2>laying on the floor and inserting cream into my fucking

0:44:08.200 --> 0:44:09.960
<v Speaker 2>hole and then running to my bed so that I

0:44:10.000 --> 0:44:12.240
<v Speaker 2>didn't leak and fucking slip on it and die.

0:44:13.920 --> 0:44:14.680
<v Speaker 1>Monis.

0:44:15.520 --> 0:44:18.279
<v Speaker 2>So the first night, I'm not thinking it's gonna like

0:44:18.320 --> 0:44:20.400
<v Speaker 2>feel like anything. I hit up one of my homegirls

0:44:20.440 --> 0:44:22.200
<v Speaker 2>and she's like, oh yeah. She was like, do not

0:44:22.320 --> 0:44:24.160
<v Speaker 2>do the one day? And she was like, do the

0:44:24.160 --> 0:44:26.120
<v Speaker 2>three day? Or the seven day. I would recommend the

0:44:26.120 --> 0:44:27.879
<v Speaker 2>seven day, and I had already bought the three days,

0:44:27.880 --> 0:44:29.800
<v Speaker 2>so she was like, oh, then you should be fine,

0:44:29.840 --> 0:44:31.520
<v Speaker 2>and I think she was just trying not to like

0:44:31.600 --> 0:44:36.520
<v Speaker 2>fear monger me, Oh, what was that? Oh I stink, Yeah,

0:44:37.640 --> 0:44:38.160
<v Speaker 2>I stink.

0:44:38.920 --> 0:44:42.080
<v Speaker 1>It smells like really bad in here. It's been smelling

0:44:42.120 --> 0:44:43.680
<v Speaker 1>bad in the house for three days. And I did

0:44:43.680 --> 0:44:45.839
<v Speaker 1>not want to do this on the episode, but you're

0:44:45.880 --> 0:44:50.120
<v Speaker 1>asking for it. The bronzen, it's the tuna box. The

0:44:50.160 --> 0:44:51.240
<v Speaker 1>bronzen is going crazy.

0:44:51.239 --> 0:44:52.760
<v Speaker 2>So it turned into the sardine.

0:44:53.239 --> 0:44:55.000
<v Speaker 1>Like no, HiT's the muscles.

0:44:55.040 --> 0:44:59.440
<v Speaker 2>It's the oysters, the mussels with like lemon juice and

0:44:59.480 --> 0:44:59.920
<v Speaker 2>olive oil.

0:45:00.400 --> 0:45:09.800
<v Speaker 1>And like the lemon juice, it's just balsamac and branch branch.

0:45:10.000 --> 0:45:17.120
<v Speaker 2>It scan muscles dipped in Westop brand. Anyway, I'm thinking

0:45:17.160 --> 0:45:19.800
<v Speaker 2>it's chill. Like Josie was over and he was freaking

0:45:19.840 --> 0:45:22.400
<v Speaker 2>out because his stomach started hurting, and like Josh was like,

0:45:22.440 --> 0:45:24.839
<v Speaker 2>fuck it, I'll take you to the ear. So they're

0:45:24.960 --> 0:45:26.920
<v Speaker 2>like freaking out figuring that out, and I felt bad,

0:45:26.920 --> 0:45:28.360
<v Speaker 2>but I was like, dude, it's already two am. I

0:45:28.400 --> 0:45:30.040
<v Speaker 2>need to just like put my fucking medicine in my

0:45:30.080 --> 0:45:35.080
<v Speaker 2>hole and go the fuck to bad. Oh my god,

0:45:35.200 --> 0:45:37.400
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I have such a high pain tolerance.

0:45:37.560 --> 0:45:43.600
<v Speaker 2>I was in bed literally like like I literally felt

0:45:43.640 --> 0:45:48.959
<v Speaker 2>like somebody released fire ants into mysy, like it literally fell.

0:45:50.200 --> 0:45:54.320
<v Speaker 2>It was think it felt like somebody poured baking soda

0:45:54.440 --> 0:45:58.319
<v Speaker 2>into my hole. Like it was so insane, and I

0:45:58.520 --> 0:46:01.160
<v Speaker 2>spent the like I couldn't not full asleep. I took

0:46:01.160 --> 0:46:04.400
<v Speaker 2>til it all. It wasn't helping. I stayed up for

0:46:04.480 --> 0:46:07.200
<v Speaker 2>an hour and a half in excruciating, burning pain, and

0:46:07.239 --> 0:46:08.759
<v Speaker 2>it didn't help that I was looking on all these

0:46:08.800 --> 0:46:12.200
<v Speaker 2>reddits and they were like yeah, like so casual too,

0:46:12.400 --> 0:46:14.680
<v Speaker 2>which is crazy, Like it's become so casual for people

0:46:14.680 --> 0:46:16.720
<v Speaker 2>to like talk about this. I'm like, this is not normal,

0:46:16.719 --> 0:46:21.120
<v Speaker 2>and yes it works, but at what cost? People were like, yeah,

0:46:21.160 --> 0:46:23.000
<v Speaker 2>you know, it gave me chemical burns, but it's okay

0:46:23.040 --> 0:46:25.520
<v Speaker 2>because I ended up going and getting antibiotics for that too,

0:46:25.640 --> 0:46:27.160
<v Speaker 2>And like, I just have to like put the visual

0:46:27.280 --> 0:46:30.239
<v Speaker 2>hys like some people are allergic to it and there's

0:46:30.280 --> 0:46:32.000
<v Speaker 2>no way of knowing and to use it, so I

0:46:32.000 --> 0:46:34.000
<v Speaker 2>couldn't tell if I was allergic to it and having

0:46:34.040 --> 0:46:36.279
<v Speaker 2>an allergic reaction. But The last thing I'm gonna do

0:46:36.400 --> 0:46:39.120
<v Speaker 2>is go to the fucking er at three forty am

0:46:39.239 --> 0:46:41.880
<v Speaker 2>with like cream in my hole, Like that's not happening.

0:46:42.040 --> 0:46:45.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm reading our messages because we were talking about Josiah,

0:46:45.640 --> 0:46:48.319
<v Speaker 1>and then I sent her like an article of like

0:46:48.360 --> 0:46:51.080
<v Speaker 1>what I think is going on with Josiah and then

0:46:51.080 --> 0:46:53.440
<v Speaker 1>and you said, I'm gonna start reading, but I'm finally

0:46:53.560 --> 0:46:57.840
<v Speaker 1>knocking out with my burning vagina, also looking to monastet

0:46:57.960 --> 0:47:00.640
<v Speaker 1>because this shouldn't be legal. I'm not kidding, haha. Does

0:47:00.640 --> 0:47:03.680
<v Speaker 1>it burn bad for everyone? Like the burning is so

0:47:03.760 --> 0:47:06.680
<v Speaker 1>fucking bad. It's literally like if someone was rubbing salt

0:47:06.680 --> 0:47:10.080
<v Speaker 1>in an open wound, but the wound is my vagiant. Yes, dude,

0:47:10.120 --> 0:47:13.000
<v Speaker 1>I said, hell no, bra it gives some people chemical burns.

0:47:13.000 --> 0:47:16.400
<v Speaker 1>How the fuck is this or illegal? And then we

0:47:16.520 --> 0:47:19.799
<v Speaker 1>just keep going and I started, I was like, did

0:47:19.800 --> 0:47:22.120
<v Speaker 1>you take one day or seven day? Because like, for

0:47:22.160 --> 0:47:22.760
<v Speaker 1>the love.

0:47:22.520 --> 0:47:24.520
<v Speaker 2>Of God, second you look it up, everybody is like,

0:47:24.600 --> 0:47:24.920
<v Speaker 2>do not.

0:47:25.280 --> 0:47:27.920
<v Speaker 1>For the love of God, don't.

0:47:27.719 --> 0:47:29.880
<v Speaker 2>Take one, which is crazy because that means some people

0:47:29.920 --> 0:47:31.799
<v Speaker 2>are just like, oh, I have a yeast infection, like

0:47:31.880 --> 0:47:33.759
<v Speaker 2>it's like their first time, and they're like, fuck it,

0:47:33.800 --> 0:47:35.480
<v Speaker 2>I'll just do the one day, that's easy, and they

0:47:35.480 --> 0:47:38.080
<v Speaker 2>don't look it up or anything. And I was like, damn, honestly,

0:47:38.239 --> 0:47:43.960
<v Speaker 2>respect like you were so above everything, like you are

0:47:44.000 --> 0:47:46.120
<v Speaker 2>above the law to go into a CBS and not

0:47:46.160 --> 0:47:47.719
<v Speaker 2>even look it up. But I guess that makes sense

0:47:47.760 --> 0:47:50.279
<v Speaker 2>because it's a medicine on a shelf, so you don't

0:47:50.280 --> 0:47:53.279
<v Speaker 2>think it's gonna Actually, dude, it was. It was like

0:47:53.320 --> 0:47:56.279
<v Speaker 2>a nuke went off, Like it was literally like it

0:47:56.440 --> 0:47:57.600
<v Speaker 2>was insane.

0:47:58.320 --> 0:48:00.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, did they get better with other do

0:48:00.840 --> 0:48:01.479
<v Speaker 1>the other days?

0:48:01.520 --> 0:48:04.160
<v Speaker 2>Didn't burn like that? Like it was just the first day,

0:48:04.239 --> 0:48:06.480
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, oh my god, yes it worked, like

0:48:06.560 --> 0:48:08.799
<v Speaker 2>I will say, it fucking worked, But at what cost?

0:48:09.000 --> 0:48:10.920
<v Speaker 1>It might be worth it to just do one day,

0:48:11.000 --> 0:48:13.600
<v Speaker 1>get it over with it one day, since you don't

0:48:13.600 --> 0:48:18.120
<v Speaker 1>even feel it the next two days. My platform, ladies,

0:48:18.320 --> 0:48:19.240
<v Speaker 1>do the one day.

0:48:19.239 --> 0:48:21.640
<v Speaker 2>No, because everybody who did the one I woke up

0:48:21.680 --> 0:48:24.080
<v Speaker 2>and I couldn't walk, like like they literally were like

0:48:24.120 --> 0:48:26.040
<v Speaker 2>I was in didn't.

0:48:25.760 --> 0:48:29.400
<v Speaker 1>Stand up me after bottoming, Me after bottoming, okay me

0:48:29.520 --> 0:48:30.240
<v Speaker 1>after bottoming.

0:48:31.160 --> 0:48:33.840
<v Speaker 2>Everybody was like oh yeah, the next few days were awful,

0:48:33.880 --> 0:48:35.200
<v Speaker 2>Like I was just in pain, and every time I

0:48:35.200 --> 0:48:39.239
<v Speaker 2>peede I thought I was gonna die. So yeah, that

0:48:39.560 --> 0:48:42.000
<v Speaker 2>was something I had to deal with this past week,

0:48:42.040 --> 0:48:47.279
<v Speaker 2>and I I can't believe it, Like I literally we

0:48:47.360 --> 0:48:49.399
<v Speaker 2>must do something that there has to be another way.

0:48:49.440 --> 0:48:52.399
<v Speaker 2>And I know there's obviously like oral antibiotics you can

0:48:52.440 --> 0:49:02.440
<v Speaker 2>take or sorry, there's what feet wow, but I just

0:49:02.480 --> 0:49:04.839
<v Speaker 2>couldn't because I couldn't find a gynocologist and I had

0:49:04.880 --> 0:49:07.319
<v Speaker 2>already like decimated my fucking hole. So I was like,

0:49:07.320 --> 0:49:08.920
<v Speaker 2>at this point, I might as well keep it going

0:49:09.080 --> 0:49:13.360
<v Speaker 2>like I already started. It just felt like you know

0:49:13.400 --> 0:49:16.239
<v Speaker 2>how sometimes when you have a like a scar or

0:49:16.280 --> 0:49:18.320
<v Speaker 2>like from a when you have a scar from a surgery,

0:49:18.360 --> 0:49:20.120
<v Speaker 2>and some people will go back and get the scar

0:49:20.239 --> 0:49:23.160
<v Speaker 2>like recut open so it can reheal. That's what it

0:49:23.160 --> 0:49:24.640
<v Speaker 2>felt like I had done to my own rule. Like

0:49:24.680 --> 0:49:27.719
<v Speaker 2>it was like I basically just burned my insides to

0:49:27.880 --> 0:49:31.520
<v Speaker 2>kill any bacteria. It literally felt like draino like bleach.

0:49:31.600 --> 0:49:34.120
<v Speaker 2>Like it literally felt like mustard gas. There's no other

0:49:34.160 --> 0:49:36.400
<v Speaker 2>way to describe it. That's what I would assume. Mustard

0:49:36.400 --> 0:49:38.239
<v Speaker 2>gas feels like if I made it and I had

0:49:38.239 --> 0:49:39.120
<v Speaker 2>a cut on my hand.

0:49:39.200 --> 0:49:43.600
<v Speaker 1>Did you ever make mustard? Did you ever make Draino

0:49:43.760 --> 0:49:47.000
<v Speaker 1>bombs or the Works bombs. No bro, Me and my

0:49:47.120 --> 0:49:50.200
<v Speaker 1>brothers would get like two liter bottles and pour like

0:49:50.239 --> 0:49:52.480
<v Speaker 1>an inch of the Works in the bottom and then

0:49:52.600 --> 0:49:55.279
<v Speaker 1>make a bunch of tiny tin foil balls so it's

0:49:55.320 --> 0:49:58.160
<v Speaker 1>like increasing the surface area and pour those in there

0:49:58.200 --> 0:50:00.440
<v Speaker 1>and then throw it in our backyard and it literally

0:50:00.440 --> 0:50:02.880
<v Speaker 1>made like a bomb like it made. It's like the

0:50:02.960 --> 0:50:07.120
<v Speaker 1>chemical reaction like goes fucking crazy, and it's like loud

0:50:07.120 --> 0:50:09.960
<v Speaker 1>as fuck, Like we got like the cops called on

0:50:10.040 --> 0:50:12.719
<v Speaker 1>us because we detonated one in our backyard.

0:50:13.239 --> 0:50:15.400
<v Speaker 3>Wait, did I talk about the start? When when I

0:50:15.480 --> 0:50:17.239
<v Speaker 3>was at a new middle school, there was a very

0:50:17.400 --> 0:50:20.840
<v Speaker 3>popular kid that was like, oh, like he would decided

0:50:20.880 --> 0:50:22.560
<v Speaker 3>he wanted to be my friend, and I was all excited,

0:50:22.600 --> 0:50:24.719
<v Speaker 3>and then we hang out. I'm like, oh, this kid

0:50:24.760 --> 0:50:27.880
<v Speaker 3>seems like very normal and cool, like he's gonna introduce

0:50:27.920 --> 0:50:30.680
<v Speaker 3>me to people whatever. This is exciting. And then he's like, dude,

0:50:30.719 --> 0:50:32.840
<v Speaker 3>let's make bombs in my backyard. And then he started

0:50:34.480 --> 0:50:37.320
<v Speaker 3>literally he made the fucking draino bombs, and I was

0:50:37.360 --> 0:50:40.160
<v Speaker 3>like I have to leave, dude, very scared.

0:50:40.280 --> 0:50:42.439
<v Speaker 1>I was the kid making bombs like I would take

0:50:42.480 --> 0:50:45.719
<v Speaker 1>apart fireworks to make like bigger fireworks and launch them

0:50:45.719 --> 0:50:48.560
<v Speaker 1>in my front yard like I love and I would like, no,

0:50:48.840 --> 0:50:49.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna tell that one.

0:50:49.800 --> 0:50:52.839
<v Speaker 3>But wait, so if you have a yeast infection, what

0:50:53.000 --> 0:50:59.040
<v Speaker 3>did people in like old in times, the vagina would

0:50:59.040 --> 0:51:00.800
<v Speaker 3>fall off, the vagina just leave.

0:51:00.640 --> 0:51:02.200
<v Speaker 2>The bo I wonder if like it would just like

0:51:02.280 --> 0:51:04.680
<v Speaker 2>go away over time. I don't know, I'm not like

0:51:04.719 --> 0:51:05.520
<v Speaker 2>a pro in it.

0:51:05.760 --> 0:51:08.720
<v Speaker 3>Like they probably were doing some crazy shit with leeches

0:51:08.840 --> 0:51:09.240
<v Speaker 3>or something.

0:51:09.760 --> 0:51:09.920
<v Speaker 1>Dude.

0:51:09.960 --> 0:51:12.400
<v Speaker 2>They were probably rubbing fucking poison ivy on their couch,

0:51:12.719 --> 0:51:15.920
<v Speaker 2>like that's literally like I don't, like, I don't know

0:51:19.600 --> 0:51:22.360
<v Speaker 2>when you try that, ye dude. But also when I

0:51:22.360 --> 0:51:23.920
<v Speaker 2>was looking into it, I want to do more research.

0:51:23.960 --> 0:51:25.439
<v Speaker 2>But I'm like, there has to be a better way.

0:51:25.480 --> 0:51:27.759
<v Speaker 2>There had there there must be a better way, because

0:51:27.800 --> 0:51:30.719
<v Speaker 2>all the comments on Reddit were like, yeah, it hurt

0:51:30.760 --> 0:51:32.880
<v Speaker 2>really bad. I just went like, dude, it hurts so

0:51:32.920 --> 0:51:34.560
<v Speaker 2>bad for some people on Reddit, they were talking about

0:51:34.560 --> 0:51:36.480
<v Speaker 2>how they went in the shower and started clawing it out,

0:51:36.719 --> 0:51:40.520
<v Speaker 2>like literally like it was so gnarly what I was reading,

0:51:40.600 --> 0:51:42.880
<v Speaker 2>And imagine me, I was in bed and I was

0:51:42.960 --> 0:51:46.480
<v Speaker 2>just like I was writhing around in pain. I I

0:51:46.800 --> 0:51:49.080
<v Speaker 2>I ever felt that before, yea I Drew was like

0:51:49.120 --> 0:51:50.520
<v Speaker 2>take it out, but it was already an hour half

0:51:50.560 --> 0:51:53.120
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, honestly, at this point, it's finally it.

0:51:53.760 --> 0:51:56.560
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't even tired from just being naturally tired. I

0:51:56.600 --> 0:51:59.640
<v Speaker 2>was tired for my body having to like like like

0:51:59.760 --> 0:52:03.440
<v Speaker 2>just like up and like get ready for like more pain.

0:52:03.640 --> 0:52:07.560
<v Speaker 3>I don't understand how people had vaginas before computers, Like

0:52:07.640 --> 0:52:10.200
<v Speaker 3>how did you care for a vagina before there was

0:52:10.320 --> 0:52:13.040
<v Speaker 3>like you know, modern technology.

0:52:13.280 --> 0:52:15.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, but I mean some people are still

0:52:15.160 --> 0:52:17.600
<v Speaker 2>just buying monosat off the shelf without looking it up,

0:52:17.640 --> 0:52:21.880
<v Speaker 2>so they're still just doing it, like I don't I

0:52:21.920 --> 0:52:24.160
<v Speaker 2>don't know. I don't know. I wish I just I

0:52:24.200 --> 0:52:27.719
<v Speaker 2>wanted to scream so bad. It was really painful, but

0:52:27.760 --> 0:52:29.759
<v Speaker 2>I made it. And now I'm back to normal and

0:52:29.800 --> 0:52:31.480
<v Speaker 2>I hope that never happens to me again. And I

0:52:31.520 --> 0:52:35.400
<v Speaker 2>still have more days of my antibiotics, so I'm terrified.

0:52:35.560 --> 0:52:37.759
<v Speaker 2>I am literally just like waiting health.

0:52:37.960 --> 0:52:40.360
<v Speaker 3>I wish me Andrew could take that pain from you

0:52:40.400 --> 0:52:41.799
<v Speaker 3>no later and actually.

0:52:41.520 --> 0:52:43.839
<v Speaker 2>Do wish like see that. That's a moment where I'm

0:52:43.880 --> 0:52:48.080
<v Speaker 2>like if a man was experiencing this, he would like

0:52:48.239 --> 0:52:52.640
<v Speaker 2>the eers would be full full of men with monoset

0:52:52.680 --> 0:52:56.399
<v Speaker 2>and their kucci women. We make it work. We get

0:52:56.400 --> 0:52:58.640
<v Speaker 2>in the shower and we clawed out and we like

0:52:58.920 --> 0:53:00.719
<v Speaker 2>I saw some people being like I just took it

0:53:00.719 --> 0:53:04.040
<v Speaker 2>like an apple cider bath, like hot bath. Like we

0:53:04.080 --> 0:53:04.680
<v Speaker 2>make it work.

0:53:05.200 --> 0:53:07.359
<v Speaker 3>We should have grown some in her ass and solid.

0:53:07.400 --> 0:53:09.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm down or put it like, isn't like the tissue

0:53:09.800 --> 0:53:13.160
<v Speaker 1>inside your mouth the same tissue as like this vagina. Yeah,

0:53:13.680 --> 0:53:15.160
<v Speaker 1>what if we just put it in our mouth?

0:53:15.160 --> 0:53:17.240
<v Speaker 2>But the thing is I wonder I don't I wonder

0:53:17.280 --> 0:53:19.920
<v Speaker 2>why it burns, Like why does it burn? Your baby's No,

0:53:20.640 --> 0:53:22.680
<v Speaker 2>your baby's gonna burn. That's all I can think about,

0:53:22.800 --> 0:53:24.680
<v Speaker 2>is like that was like this is like my baby's

0:53:24.680 --> 0:53:26.040
<v Speaker 2>gonna burn. My baby's burning.

0:53:27.120 --> 0:53:31.960
<v Speaker 1>Well, the amount of people in the last episode I

0:53:32.000 --> 0:53:36.000
<v Speaker 1>asked people to submit their like story slash videos of

0:53:36.040 --> 0:53:40.440
<v Speaker 1>them destroying bathrooms from when they were kids. The amount

0:53:40.520 --> 0:53:44.160
<v Speaker 1>of people that listen to this fucking podcast and destroyed

0:53:44.960 --> 0:53:48.879
<v Speaker 1>the bathroom. Oh really, there's a pipeline here, like from

0:53:48.960 --> 0:53:52.080
<v Speaker 1>bathroom destroyer to emergency in our comm fan because I'm

0:53:52.080 --> 0:53:55.400
<v Speaker 1>not kidding. There was like one hundred emails from people

0:53:55.480 --> 0:53:59.000
<v Speaker 1>like with proof of them, like when they were eleven, twelve,

0:53:59.040 --> 0:54:03.400
<v Speaker 1>thirteen years old drawing bathrooms. It was unfucking believable and

0:54:03.480 --> 0:54:07.480
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna, no, literally, I was going to show

0:54:07.840 --> 0:54:09.120
<v Speaker 1>some of them, but I was like, that's like a

0:54:09.200 --> 0:54:11.920
<v Speaker 1>violation of privacy, so I don't want to. But there

0:54:11.960 --> 0:54:15.319
<v Speaker 1>was this one girl that literally like cracked me the

0:54:15.440 --> 0:54:17.919
<v Speaker 1>fuck up because she was like, like, you wouldn't even

0:54:18.040 --> 0:54:19.960
<v Speaker 1>guess that I was the kid doing it, And I

0:54:20.040 --> 0:54:23.880
<v Speaker 1>was like, no, babe, you are the exact archetype phenotype

0:54:23.920 --> 0:54:26.600
<v Speaker 1>of the kid that I expect to throw toilet paper

0:54:26.640 --> 0:54:28.560
<v Speaker 1>in the bathroom. Like also the fact that it was

0:54:28.600 --> 0:54:31.640
<v Speaker 1>happening it was majority girls, like you're but I mean

0:54:31.680 --> 0:54:32.040
<v Speaker 1>it's like.

0:54:32.200 --> 0:54:33.439
<v Speaker 2>I think we have majority.

0:54:33.160 --> 0:54:34.919
<v Speaker 1>Majority girl audience, but.

0:54:34.840 --> 0:54:38.080
<v Speaker 2>I don't know that. Like men, let alone straight man

0:54:38.080 --> 0:54:40.880
<v Speaker 2>are like exactly what I want to hear is girl

0:54:41.239 --> 0:54:46.600
<v Speaker 2>monast at vagina, monstt vagina. But yeah, monostat, count your

0:54:46.600 --> 0:54:53.440
<v Speaker 2>fucking days. You have monopolized, monopolized an industry of burning vaginas.

0:54:53.560 --> 0:54:55.680
<v Speaker 1>What would it take for you to yell at a server,

0:54:56.120 --> 0:54:59.320
<v Speaker 1>like at a restaurant? Like I genuinely like, I don't

0:54:59.520 --> 0:55:03.520
<v Speaker 1>know if there's anything a server could do to me

0:55:04.040 --> 0:55:07.320
<v Speaker 1>that would like make me let me, let me yell

0:55:07.480 --> 0:55:09.160
<v Speaker 1>at them, like they would have to bring me like

0:55:09.280 --> 0:55:13.360
<v Speaker 1>evil soup or something like dark like soup.

0:55:13.160 --> 0:55:16.439
<v Speaker 2>That makes me to feed me evil like.

0:55:16.400 --> 0:55:18.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Like seriously.

0:55:18.320 --> 0:55:20.000
<v Speaker 2>No, if you're the kind of person who you take

0:55:20.000 --> 0:55:21.960
<v Speaker 2>out your anger on a service worker, you're gonna burn

0:55:21.960 --> 0:55:24.440
<v Speaker 2>and hell, Like you're literally like what I felt in

0:55:24.480 --> 0:55:26.600
<v Speaker 2>my vagina from monosat, You're gonna feel that for a

0:55:26.680 --> 0:55:29.960
<v Speaker 2>turn turn it like it's literally gonna be burning all

0:55:29.960 --> 0:55:32.680
<v Speaker 2>over your body, like you're going to hell. I think

0:55:32.760 --> 0:55:34.799
<v Speaker 2>unless a server hit me, I don't think I would

0:55:34.880 --> 0:55:36.360
<v Speaker 2>yell even if a server like hit me.

0:55:36.440 --> 0:55:38.960
<v Speaker 1>That's what I was thinking. I was like, they literally

0:55:39.040 --> 0:55:41.560
<v Speaker 1>could like physically assault me, And I don't know if

0:55:41.600 --> 0:55:43.400
<v Speaker 1>I would yell at the like I really.

0:55:43.239 --> 0:55:45.120
<v Speaker 2>I'd be like, honestly, respect, you probably had a.

0:55:45.040 --> 0:55:47.880
<v Speaker 1>Really bad day. Like well, if they like brought me

0:55:48.160 --> 0:55:50.759
<v Speaker 1>if I asked for a pepsi without ice and they

0:55:50.760 --> 0:55:52.880
<v Speaker 1>brought me a pepsi with ice, I am going to

0:55:52.920 --> 0:55:55.160
<v Speaker 1>the kitchen and taking the oil vat and pouring it

0:55:55.200 --> 0:55:57.360
<v Speaker 1>on them, like and I'm fucking ruining their life, Like,

0:55:57.360 --> 0:55:59.719
<v Speaker 1>don't fucking play with me with my fucking food for real,

0:55:59.800 --> 0:56:04.320
<v Speaker 1>Like you're oversis like tip gone first of all, tip

0:56:04.640 --> 0:56:07.719
<v Speaker 1>gone second of all. If you have bags under your

0:56:07.719 --> 0:56:10.439
<v Speaker 1>eyes as a waitress or a server, sys you're over,

0:56:10.640 --> 0:56:14.920
<v Speaker 1>Like I want my waitress to be pretty and put together, dude.

0:56:14.920 --> 0:56:18.120
<v Speaker 2>What's crazy is I literally I like because there are

0:56:18.239 --> 0:56:19.960
<v Speaker 2>breeds of people who they it feels like they go

0:56:20.120 --> 0:56:22.120
<v Speaker 2>out of their way. They go out to restaurants for

0:56:22.239 --> 0:56:24.839
<v Speaker 2>the good time of yelling at a server, like that's

0:56:24.880 --> 0:56:26.920
<v Speaker 2>what some people, it feels like their mission is to

0:56:26.920 --> 0:56:28.160
<v Speaker 2>go to a restaurant.

0:56:28.800 --> 0:56:33.040
<v Speaker 1>Drab, boring, sad lives like or they're like frustrated at

0:56:33.040 --> 0:56:35.799
<v Speaker 1>their husband or frustrated at their wife, and they just.

0:56:35.840 --> 0:56:37.680
<v Speaker 2>Kind they go take it out on like somebody who's

0:56:37.680 --> 0:56:39.200
<v Speaker 2>just trying to live their fucking life. You are just

0:56:39.239 --> 0:56:41.600
<v Speaker 2>like people and rotten and dirty and like disgusting and

0:56:41.600 --> 0:56:45.319
<v Speaker 2>fucking filthy animal boots if you yell or like get

0:56:45.360 --> 0:56:48.520
<v Speaker 2>mad at a server. But I also never have bad

0:56:48.600 --> 0:56:51.960
<v Speaker 2>experiences with servers, and it's probably because I treat them

0:56:52.000 --> 0:56:54.279
<v Speaker 2>like fucking people like I think that's the other thing

0:56:54.320 --> 0:56:55.719
<v Speaker 2>is a lot of people who are rude to fucking

0:56:55.760 --> 0:56:58.080
<v Speaker 2>servers you go in there already thinking you have this

0:56:58.160 --> 0:57:00.399
<v Speaker 2>power dynamic. Oh you think you have the power because

0:57:00.400 --> 0:57:02.040
<v Speaker 2>you walked into the TGI Fridays.

0:57:02.200 --> 0:57:02.480
<v Speaker 1>Bitch.

0:57:02.520 --> 0:57:06.799
<v Speaker 2>Fuck you, Like, literally, you're such a fucking loser. But

0:57:07.880 --> 0:57:09.359
<v Speaker 2>I don't tip, though, I don't believe in tipping.

0:57:09.480 --> 0:57:12.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, tipping is evil, that's actra. Yeah, we don't tip.

0:57:13.120 --> 0:57:15.239
<v Speaker 2>I overtip because my mom is a server and she

0:57:15.280 --> 0:57:18.520
<v Speaker 2>comes home and she talks shit explicitly about everybody who

0:57:18.520 --> 0:57:22.120
<v Speaker 2>didn't tip her. And now I have an intense fear

0:57:22.400 --> 0:57:26.440
<v Speaker 2>of the person turning around and being like this stupid

0:57:26.480 --> 0:57:27.200
<v Speaker 2>fucking bitch.

0:57:34.360 --> 0:57:39.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh so we got it, and we got the pregnancy

0:57:39.320 --> 0:57:43.200
<v Speaker 1>contractions machine. Kai, Do you want to show your abs

0:57:43.240 --> 0:57:45.400
<v Speaker 1>to the camera? Is this your ad reveal?

0:57:45.720 --> 0:57:48.000
<v Speaker 3>I can't show my abs. Actually, I guess I could

0:57:48.000 --> 0:57:50.720
<v Speaker 3>if it's for if it's to benefit women.

0:57:50.920 --> 0:57:53.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's so we can understand their pain a little

0:57:53.400 --> 0:57:53.800
<v Speaker 1>bit more.

0:57:54.840 --> 0:57:56.520
<v Speaker 3>Don't we have to put it on Enia first to

0:57:56.680 --> 0:57:59.400
<v Speaker 3>calibrate it. Yeah, that's true, so that she's like, oh

0:57:59.440 --> 0:58:00.439
<v Speaker 3>this is the that's true.

0:58:00.440 --> 0:58:01.680
<v Speaker 1>And you said she didn't want to do it on

0:58:01.720 --> 0:58:02.920
<v Speaker 1>the episode though.

0:58:03.560 --> 0:58:05.160
<v Speaker 2>Well, because I did it, and it like kind of

0:58:05.200 --> 0:58:07.600
<v Speaker 2>tickles and then it feels like a little perverted.

0:58:08.240 --> 0:58:10.680
<v Speaker 1>I mean, we don't have to do it, but let's

0:58:10.720 --> 0:58:13.480
<v Speaker 1>give it a shot. So this is a tens machine.

0:58:15.120 --> 0:58:17.680
<v Speaker 1>It's normally I put it on my like wrist in

0:58:17.720 --> 0:58:20.200
<v Speaker 1>my hand like goes like this or like there's a

0:58:20.240 --> 0:58:22.240
<v Speaker 1>mode where it like literally makes me able to like

0:58:22.320 --> 0:58:24.880
<v Speaker 1>finger really good. It like it's the two middle fingers.

0:58:24.880 --> 0:58:26.560
<v Speaker 3>And I don't know if you're supposed to use it

0:58:26.640 --> 0:58:26.960
<v Speaker 3>for that.

0:58:27.280 --> 0:58:29.680
<v Speaker 2>The thing is, I will say too, is I rarely

0:58:29.720 --> 0:58:30.600
<v Speaker 2>get cramps.

0:58:30.920 --> 0:58:33.800
<v Speaker 1>So do you even? Yeah, you don't really ever know.

0:58:33.920 --> 0:58:34.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't.

0:58:34.200 --> 0:58:36.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't get cramps. I get like bad boob pain

0:58:36.600 --> 0:58:38.880
<v Speaker 2>and like back pain, and then it feels like somebody

0:58:39.040 --> 0:58:42.160
<v Speaker 2>like it feels like a professional boxer went like this

0:58:42.400 --> 0:58:44.400
<v Speaker 2>to my vulva and then it's just like sore and

0:58:44.440 --> 0:58:46.200
<v Speaker 2>it feels like somebody like past.

0:58:46.000 --> 0:58:49.640
<v Speaker 1>Me, Like the word vulva is gonna make me cry

0:58:49.840 --> 0:58:51.000
<v Speaker 1>laugh and everything.

0:58:51.280 --> 0:58:54.920
<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's on, so I know if it's going.

0:58:55.000 --> 0:58:55.520
<v Speaker 1>It's going.

0:58:55.960 --> 0:58:57.480
<v Speaker 2>Wait, do I have it too high up?

0:58:57.680 --> 0:58:59.760
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. You tell me, I think I have

0:58:59.800 --> 0:59:02.680
<v Speaker 1>to put lower? Really, where are your ovaries? I thought

0:59:02.680 --> 0:59:06.360
<v Speaker 1>they were like here here? Why I thought they were

0:59:06.400 --> 0:59:10.440
<v Speaker 1>like up in the guts. Well every time I see

0:59:10.480 --> 0:59:15.200
<v Speaker 1>like a graphic of a uterus and like it grows down. Yeah, no,

0:59:15.280 --> 0:59:19.360
<v Speaker 1>it physically repulses me. It no, it literally like for

0:59:19.400 --> 0:59:22.960
<v Speaker 1>some reason, I imagine it being like from the vagina all

0:59:23.000 --> 0:59:25.400
<v Speaker 1>the way up until like yeah, the ribcage.

0:59:25.440 --> 0:59:28.640
<v Speaker 3>But it's actually.

0:59:31.040 --> 0:59:32.680
<v Speaker 2>It just like starts to kind of tickle.

0:59:32.800 --> 0:59:36.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like after like I think fifteen, that's when it

0:59:36.280 --> 0:59:37.440
<v Speaker 1>starts like hurting down.

0:59:37.480 --> 0:59:42.600
<v Speaker 2>Bad. This is just like somebody just made the ultimate

0:59:42.720 --> 0:59:46.200
<v Speaker 2>scam of doing this with like a cool sculpt machine

0:59:46.200 --> 0:59:48.439
<v Speaker 2>and convincing people it was gonna give them app because

0:59:48.480 --> 0:59:50.640
<v Speaker 2>all it feels like is like it's like tensing up

0:59:50.640 --> 0:59:52.840
<v Speaker 2>the muscles in my stomach. So I'm at fifteen now

0:59:54.320 --> 0:59:55.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm getting nervous.

0:59:55.200 --> 0:59:57.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm fucking scary. It goes up to fifty, I think.

0:59:57.680 --> 0:59:59.960
<v Speaker 2>Dude, it just it really starts to just tickle high.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to go up to like thirty first try.

1:00:03.040 --> 1:00:05.440
<v Speaker 2>Damn, this shit's pulsing. This is low key just a vibrator.

1:00:07.720 --> 1:00:09.280
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if like my st So you're.

1:00:09.080 --> 1:00:13.280
<v Speaker 1>At you're at eighteen with literally no reaction. Okay, that's

1:00:13.320 --> 1:00:13.800
<v Speaker 1>good to know.

1:00:14.640 --> 1:00:19.480
<v Speaker 2>Nineteen twenty, it's just like kind of shaking.

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<v Speaker 1>Does it flex your abs?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm at twenty one.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it might only go up to thirty. Does

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<v Speaker 1>it hurt?

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<v Speaker 2>Dude? Twenty one sucks?

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<v Speaker 1>Really? Does it feel like a period?

1:00:31.560 --> 1:00:35.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Is it? I was saying to Drew, like from

1:00:35.280 --> 1:00:37.320
<v Speaker 2>the times I have gone cramps. I am like a

1:00:37.360 --> 1:00:39.720
<v Speaker 2>bad candidate to say, but like from the times I

1:00:39.760 --> 1:00:42.720
<v Speaker 2>have gotten cramps, it is similar, but like the weird

1:00:42.840 --> 1:00:45.480
<v Speaker 2>like it goes like z and like goes up, and

1:00:45.720 --> 1:00:47.760
<v Speaker 2>that's not my experience with cramps. It's just like a

1:00:47.840 --> 1:00:51.240
<v Speaker 2>dull like the dull pain you feel behind that, Like, yeah,

1:00:51.280 --> 1:00:54.280
<v Speaker 2>buzzing is real. Also, it like goes down to your legs,

1:00:54.320 --> 1:00:55.520
<v Speaker 2>which I've had.

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<v Speaker 3>Is there like an equivalence of pain though, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Getting stabbed with it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, because it is like okay, it is like

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<v Speaker 2>doing the squeezing thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I just put it at whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, twenty one is like I don't know that I

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<v Speaker 2>want to go past twenty one, but I'll try twenty two.

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<v Speaker 3>You just fight, No, that was my phone.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just trying to go as high as I can.

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<v Speaker 2>So you guys have to go high. Okay, that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it.

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<v Speaker 1>So and you got to twenty. I got to twenty three,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I'll try.

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<v Speaker 2>My god, it's like I got to twenty three. Twenty

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<v Speaker 2>three hurts, but also this like it it shoots into

1:01:37.160 --> 1:01:39.280
<v Speaker 2>your legs, which I've never had that before. But I

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<v Speaker 2>know I do have homegirls who like their period cramps

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<v Speaker 2>are that bad. Like I have friends who get debilitated

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<v Speaker 2>for like two three days.

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<v Speaker 3>My mom was like that, what just imagine like putting

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<v Speaker 3>it on your day.

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<v Speaker 1>I hadn't made that joke.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so Drew's at zero right now. I want it

1:02:01.720 --> 1:02:04.439
<v Speaker 2>to control it, but that's like mean all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, one, two, three, four, Okay, I'm starting to feel it, dude,

1:02:16.880 --> 1:02:18.840
<v Speaker 1>I it hurts so bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, just shoot it up to twenty three. Shoot it

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<v Speaker 2>up to twenty three. What are you out right now?

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<v Speaker 5>Wait?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you at? What are you at?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm only at ten? Wait, this is actually crazy.

1:02:32.680 --> 1:02:34.000
<v Speaker 2>I want to see if you guys could get it

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<v Speaker 2>up to twenty three. Twenty three is when it started.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, I don't know if this is good because it

1:02:38.360 --> 1:02:41.200
<v Speaker 1>feels like it's like spasming my colon, which is full

1:02:41.240 --> 1:02:46.040
<v Speaker 1>of like turds. Like that's honestly, it doesn't hurt it

1:02:46.160 --> 1:02:50.320
<v Speaker 1>just is very abnormal. Wait is this like what you

1:02:50.320 --> 1:02:52.080
<v Speaker 1>were feeling? I can't tell that is.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well I had it lower, you have it kind

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<v Speaker 2>of high. But I think, I mean, you don't have

1:02:57.160 --> 1:02:59.200
<v Speaker 2>the parts in your body that I have, so like,

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<v Speaker 2>I think you're fine to just have it there.

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<v Speaker 3>Making your Yeah, dude, you're like shaking.

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<v Speaker 2>Where are you at?

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<v Speaker 1>Only at fourteen? Bro?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's get you to twenty three.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's like burning. Bro. Wait, I don't know. I

1:03:22.840 --> 1:03:28.560
<v Speaker 1>think that's my cold. Actually it just hurt.

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<v Speaker 2>Get to twenty three? Please please please wait?

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<v Speaker 1>My balls like actually, I don't know if that's said.

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<v Speaker 1>I felt it literally in my ball.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't think it's like unsafe.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you is that?

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<v Speaker 2>Twenty shoot to twenty three?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I'm hurting my ball?

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<v Speaker 2>So wait did you get up to twenty three the last?

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<v Speaker 1>I still feel it in my ball minutely, damnag just

1:04:06.480 --> 1:04:08.680
<v Speaker 1>my fucking scrot them.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, where do I put it?

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<v Speaker 5>Like here?

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<v Speaker 1>And here?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Like right above like next to your hip bone?

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<v Speaker 1>Almost Okay, so it's on, but you probably won't start

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<v Speaker 1>feeling it.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm scared of in a ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Like do you feel it yet like a little tingle of.

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<v Speaker 3>Very small and hold my hand.

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<v Speaker 1>Please do you want me to control it?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes? Please? Oh okay, fuck, that feels kind of good.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually you should just shoot it up to fifteen.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, on the out of me. Oh fuck, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 5>you gotta keep going. Yeah, I keep going. Okay?

1:05:03.160 --> 1:05:03.680
<v Speaker 3>Is that all right?

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<v Speaker 2>I got to twenty three.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's probably like a different mode where it's like

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<v Speaker 1>vibrating soon.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, that's what a fucking period feels like.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you serious?

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<v Speaker 1>It's all day?

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<v Speaker 5>Every wake up, we go high?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh fuck doing these like all day? Do you feel

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<v Speaker 1>it in your balls? Or did I like cause sandwich?

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<v Speaker 2>Well? What I will say is similar is like to

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<v Speaker 2>turn it off through it all. What I will say

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<v Speaker 2>similar about it is like you can just be fine

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<v Speaker 2>through the day and be like, oh my cramps are gone,

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<v Speaker 2>and then be out in public and be standing around

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<v Speaker 2>and then just got a shooting pain like that and

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<v Speaker 2>be like, ah fuck, like they're coming back.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that's what it was. My body was like

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<v Speaker 1>vibrating down. Honestly, that made me respect women less because

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<v Speaker 1>that shit's easy. Bro.

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<v Speaker 2>Like again, I am not the perfect candidate because I

1:06:03.680 --> 1:06:06.560
<v Speaker 2>don't get like gnarly period pains, but that like sudden,

1:06:06.640 --> 1:06:11.440
<v Speaker 2>like like deep, dull like stabbing feeling is very I

1:06:11.720 --> 1:06:13.960
<v Speaker 2>get that more like shooting up my back. So that

1:06:14.080 --> 1:06:17.560
<v Speaker 2>pain that your y'all are feeling is my version of

1:06:17.600 --> 1:06:19.720
<v Speaker 2>peer cramps. I get the gnarly back pains where like

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be standing around and I know I'm about to

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<v Speaker 2>get my peerod because suddenly I'll have that sharp, shooting

1:06:24.920 --> 1:06:27.680
<v Speaker 2>pain go up my back and it literally will just

1:06:27.720 --> 1:06:29.720
<v Speaker 2>be like a dull like shooting pain up my back.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw someone online that said it went to like

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<v Speaker 3>fifty for them, like she was like, oh oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Like for them, it feels like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, br this one goes up like hella high.

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<v Speaker 1>We could like try it, but I think like it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't like like painful. It was just like like so uncomfortable,

1:06:50.640 --> 1:06:54.120
<v Speaker 1>Like it wasn't like a shooting like stabbing pain vibe.

1:06:54.320 --> 1:06:57.520
<v Speaker 1>But even that like experiencing that randomly through the day,

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<v Speaker 1>I like, I literally like kicked your like chare, like

1:07:00.720 --> 1:07:03.720
<v Speaker 1>it was like hinting my whole body up. That shit

1:07:03.840 --> 1:07:05.320
<v Speaker 1>was lit.

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<v Speaker 2>I literally do know girls like I am friends with

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<v Speaker 2>people who all hit up and be like okay, we

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<v Speaker 2>hang out, They're like, dude, no, my cramps are like

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<v Speaker 2>killing me at.

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<v Speaker 1>The same back. I wish I had that excuse.

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<v Speaker 2>It makes sense. Oh my god, it makes sense when

1:07:16.680 --> 1:07:20.240
<v Speaker 2>you think about it, because like your body, if it's

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<v Speaker 2>again back to the mom's hat, It's like, I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>get tired from naturally being tired. I got tired for

1:07:24.480 --> 1:07:26.720
<v Speaker 2>my body having to endure pain. And that's kind of

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<v Speaker 2>like what a period feels like. It's like it's just

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<v Speaker 2>like draining you and depleting you of all your energy

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<v Speaker 2>because your body is so focused on doing something and

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<v Speaker 2>then you're just like groggy and you feel like shit

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<v Speaker 2>and like parts of you hurt. But you know what's

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<v Speaker 2>fucked up is imagine that and your back hurt and

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<v Speaker 2>you're bleeding profusively, and you like your mindset is all

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<v Speaker 2>fucked up on like who you are as a person

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<v Speaker 2>and you're literally just depleted.

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<v Speaker 1>And the wage gap and.

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<v Speaker 3>The what the wage gap too?

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<v Speaker 1>On top of all and Hillary Clinton not winning president.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, don't, don't. Don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, actually not kidding. I the pain I felt

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<v Speaker 2>when Trump won over a Hillary. I'm like, please, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>fote please, I can't experience that again. I can't get

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<v Speaker 2>so close to something hopeful and then watch Kamala lose

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<v Speaker 2>and then.

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<v Speaker 3>Be like that like video that got memed of that

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<v Speaker 3>woman like falling to her knees and like scream crying.

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<v Speaker 3>That's funny, but it's part of me. In twenty sixteen,

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<v Speaker 3>I was like.

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<v Speaker 1>There, do you feel that that will bid me? In

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four with projective.

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<v Speaker 3>Literally, I saw there was a comment on the last

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<v Speaker 3>video that said, this is a very brave comment kai.

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<v Speaker 3>Men have daily hormone. Men have a daily hormonal cycle.

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<v Speaker 3>Men have their periods every day, So like.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa wait about that? Actually, yeah, I'm in my luteal

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<v Speaker 1>phase right now.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I think about that information?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you think about that?

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<v Speaker 2>In a book? And so it's to somebody who gives

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<v Speaker 2>a fun damn that makes sense?

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, Yeah, that is good information though, because honestly, when

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<v Speaker 1>I'm feeling like not hanging out with the group, it's

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<v Speaker 1>probably because I'm in my luteal face.

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<v Speaker 3>I wonder if our male periods are ours?

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<v Speaker 1>Are for sure seeing they.

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<v Speaker 3>Are, because sometimes we'll start texting like manny to.

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<v Speaker 1>Each other, like last night, our periods sink though we

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<v Speaker 1>were freaking.

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<v Speaker 3>The fucking the alien.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, well, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Drew syop and media and media, this is the longest

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<v Speaker 1>episode we've ever done. Y'all keep calling me pussy, but

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<v Speaker 1>y'all won't stick a dick in me. Oh that was

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<v Speaker 1>Bottoms b six' one talking about who wants me bitch

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<v Speaker 1>the Lakers. That's from I smoke crack ooh woo. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't let enya turn on the heated seats anymore. What

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<v Speaker 1>you're not about to do is fry that fish in

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<v Speaker 1>my car, especially with a yeast infection. So stupid girls

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<v Speaker 1>break up with their boyfriend and start exposing the most

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<v Speaker 1>random shit. The fuck you mean he was tworking on

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<v Speaker 1>the low.

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<v Speaker 5>Weed?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh we'd the best or whatever. Dj Khaled was always saying, Amber,

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<v Speaker 1>m y'all gotta stop letting dudes spitting you. Y'all gotta

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<v Speaker 1>stop letting dudes you spit as lube. It's flu season,

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<v Speaker 1>old Corona Kucci. Everyone is like, are you far left

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<v Speaker 1>or are you far right? Bitch? I'm farting, hey use

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<v Speaker 1>that and you're silly little at its guys as the

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<v Speaker 1>first one, and then it's like culture is like geist

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<v Speaker 1>shit after that with like a Charlie XCX song that

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<v Speaker 1>goes in the beginning like now you directing it? And

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<v Speaker 1>this is like like fall Girl vibes. Yeah, Fall Girl

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<v Speaker 1>video coming soon, Drew Moji coming soon, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>Getting Married coming soon in You and I Boxing coming soon,

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<v Speaker 1>and new Duppelganger video coming soon. Wow, my media is

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<v Speaker 1>alien Romulus and that's it. Also. No, Actually, I have

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<v Speaker 1>really good media, but I shouldn't share that, right, I

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<v Speaker 1>have to share that with Patreon.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you ever seen Janet Planet? Oh yeah, did you

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<v Speaker 3>guys see jam?

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<v Speaker 2>But I wanted to watch it in theaters but nobody

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to gear with me.

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<v Speaker 3>It's good. It's really good. I mean it's like it's

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<v Speaker 3>it's one of I put it in the category of

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<v Speaker 3>like perfect days, where I'm like, this is one of

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<v Speaker 3>the best boring movies I've ever seen.

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<v Speaker 1>Was it like Border Project vibes? Almost?

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<v Speaker 3>No, It's like very introspective. You're basically like watching like

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<v Speaker 3>a kid in the nineties, like live their life and

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<v Speaker 3>in like the nineties is like a time period.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm literally we were all born and I had no

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<v Speaker 1>experience of the nineties at all.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh oh yeah, you were born in like way after

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<v Speaker 3>nine to eleven.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, he was born in two thousand and four.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh right, right, Janet, Planet's good. It is really good.

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<v Speaker 3>It's boring as fuck, but it's good. Fuck that series

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<v Speaker 3>two thousand and eight.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, yeah, I was born in two thousand and eight. Bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sixteen.

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<v Speaker 2>You're still sixteen. Yes, I feel like you're just moving

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<v Speaker 2>your birthdate, like.

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<v Speaker 1>And I feel like you're being a bitch right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh shit, Well I'll watch that because I've been wanting

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<v Speaker 2>to watch that. My songs are coming back to me

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<v Speaker 2>Jefferson Airplane, where There is Love patrece Rucian and been

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<v Speaker 2>listening to Sabrina Carpenter.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah she's the girl. Yeah, Sabrina Carpenter. I saw a

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<v Speaker 1>video of her like she's very down to earth in

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<v Speaker 1>that Chicken Chop interview. I was like, Oh, she gets it.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like tapped the fucking like she knows staying culture.

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<v Speaker 1>Like she's the girl. And then also I saw a

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<v Speaker 1>video of her on the street like and like this

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<v Speaker 1>TikTok live stream influencer had no idea who she was,

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<v Speaker 1>and the way she handled that situation was so down

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<v Speaker 1>the earth and humble, and I was like she's she's

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<v Speaker 1>my pop girl. She's my girl raised my.

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<v Speaker 2>Pop summer of the pop girls. I'm very invested. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>keep it going for the fall and winter and just yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>keep making music and keep performing. Overwork yourself. You should

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<v Speaker 2>burn yourself out.

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<v Speaker 1>No, literally, wait, who's the next pop girl?

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<v Speaker 5>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Why do I I'm not even joking, why do I

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<v Speaker 1>low key feel like it's you? And yeah, no, like

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<v Speaker 1>in three years you might be a pop girl. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I genuinely think that.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing is I've got on the podcast before, and

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<v Speaker 2>like the music I would want to make, y'all would

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<v Speaker 2>be like boo, y'all would start tomato heckling me. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, someone I don't know that, like they love

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<v Speaker 2>and respect the song.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they're blasting that ship in the car and

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<v Speaker 1>that's a very rare thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I have some some people who like.

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<v Speaker 1>The song so a lot, which one Remax Charlie one

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<v Speaker 1>like on ironic so stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah maybe one day, one day I have to

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<v Speaker 2>get my painting. I'm working on painting right now.

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<v Speaker 1>One day, See, I could I could do like a

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<v Speaker 1>Daniel Johnston thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you're fucking crazy. He crashed a plane with his

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<v Speaker 2>dad is in. Yeah, he like his dad knew how

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<v Speaker 2>to fly like private planes, like small planes, and he's

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<v Speaker 2>gone went to pick him up at one point, and

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<v Speaker 2>Daniel made the plane crash, so they weren't a plane

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<v Speaker 2>crash together.

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<v Speaker 1>Was he trying to kill him?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he was trying to kill him them.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I don't get a plain with me because

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<v Speaker 1>that sounds just like my vibe. Also, I'm not even

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<v Speaker 1>being funny. I think it was my colon spasming. I

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<v Speaker 1>think like it was.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, we just gave d you another thing.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, I'm it. I just can feel it,

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<v Speaker 1>like there's moment in.

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<v Speaker 3>My legs are still shaking.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm like, I wait, no, no, no, no, there

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<v Speaker 1>there are moments in my life where my colon is

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<v Speaker 1>so full of shit that I can literally see it

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<v Speaker 1>physically protruding out of my stomach. And what hurts is

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<v Speaker 1>that exact and literally, No, you can literally feel it

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<v Speaker 1>when I'm not when I'm not flexing, like if you

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to, you could feel my colon from the inside,

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<v Speaker 1>like right there, I can feel it right from the inside. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, a right period.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for listening, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Sh