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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Brauh No, we're in our studio. Guys, it's a studio.

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Speaker 3: And they got rid of the we usually have a

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say that was my first topic. So

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Speaker 1: Damn I tour actually like low ki actually, and that

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Speaker 2: In reach shop stuff is like I wish you were joking,

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Speaker 1: It was demonic like borderline like it was very very

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Speaker 2: Was like literally the first table like in the middle

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Speaker 2: We bought it. When we were like nineteen and twenty,

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Speaker 2: Well, it was the ugliest table ever and we every

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Speaker 2: me crazy. So three hundred pounds we had someone take it.

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Speaker 2: We had it removed, and it's sitting in a donation

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Speaker 3: And it's yeah, now I'm on the floor and I'm

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Speaker 2: So I actually just mopped this floor yesterday.

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Speaker 3: Okay, there's a little bit of dirt.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, from you, because you're so old, you're dusting away.

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Speaker 1: Let's not forget about the sand in the shoe incident.

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Speaker 2: I love them so much. They have this square almost

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Speaker 1: Falling, fell out of your sands fell. That was a

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Speaker 2: It's so funny saying roll that clip, and it's Kai

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Speaker 2: The dust is coming from inside the body.

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Speaker 1: The dust is coming from inside the shoe.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Now we don't have a table, and we've been

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Speaker 2: eating at the counters. I mean we eat in the

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Speaker 1: Well, I always eat in bed. Hello, Like you mean

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Speaker 1: you're eating like, oh you ate box munching on box

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Speaker 1: a munch y'all. Hashtag munch, hashtag munich munch. What is munich?

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Speaker 2: Munich? I think is a place in like.

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Speaker 3: It's someone who gets their nuts absolutely removed.

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Speaker 3: It was like they used to do it to boys

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Speaker 3: Well insert it, we really can't.

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Speaker 2: It was a man's nasty fucking balls. Ew whah ew wha.

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Speaker 1: We were made in God's image, like all of us

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Speaker 1: Well, guys, I know we've talked about it a bunch

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Speaker 1: We I'll like give you some backstories for some clarity,

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Speaker 2: What's crazy is like, uh, we're you got the music

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Speaker 1: Audition for Yeah, it was Y two K by Kyle Mooney,

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Speaker 2: We will say nothing negative. I think I already did though,

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Speaker 3: Don't like bi sexual bisexual people.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, not negative. That's literally like unknown thing by everybody

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Speaker 2: Not even that somebody is capitalizing on that, and was like,

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Speaker 2: Well, the ad I got looked like an AI person

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Speaker 2: it with a real video and would you say it? No?

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Speaker 2: macro am I gonna get of knowledge? Micro learning? What

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Speaker 1: Much grateful, very thing, much grateful, very so. The uh

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was like very like it was like,

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Speaker 1: Very thanks, Like that's how I really said. That's how

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there isn't like it wasn't like two and ten.

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Speaker 2: The thing is like, I can't think of anything that

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Speaker 3: What about that video of me with Doula peep, No.

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Speaker 2: That just makes me laugh really hard. That doesn't make

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Speaker 2: was just like this is amazing, Like I cannot believe this,

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Speaker 2: Got on all our timelines. So they wanted us to

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm lok key proud of it.

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Speaker 2: Well, somebody played my remix of Everything Is Embarrassing at

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Speaker 1: Yeah, is that what you wanted to show me a

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Speaker 2: Someone literally played it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, unless did we like upload it somewhere or something.

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Speaker 2: No, we never uploaded it because I'm like, people like it,

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Speaker 2: take a dish track, Like I understand it's like we

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Speaker 1: Oh that's like ever ever ever hate take a dishtrack

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Speaker 2: No, I like your part of it, but hearing myself,

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Speaker 1: God, Like no, it's like, uh, forever forever.

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Speaker 2: It was really fun and it's crazy that we made

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Speaker 2: that because I just got stuck in Texas, Like I

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Speaker 2: wasn't that wasn't supposed to happen. I was on a

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Speaker 1: And we proceeded to make a smash fucking hit in

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Speaker 1: my bed. Yeah, we made history with Apple headphones. Wait

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Speaker 2: Yesterday that it was somebody like trying to sing. Oh,

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Speaker 2: it was a part of that cringe compilation. Somebody had

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Speaker 2: It's like this girl made a version of Fancy by

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Speaker 2: Iggy Azalea and about cheesecake factory. I'm like, that's really cute.

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Speaker 2: Like they were bored they just made it for the franchise,

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Speaker 2: like it's sweet, but the way she was wrapping over

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then also trying to like repeat like melody

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Speaker 2: Literally like the worst thing for Drew. If Drew was

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Speaker 2: be free is repeat exactly what I'm about to say

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's impossible. It's impossible, and I can't read out loud.

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Speaker 2: It's because you're so original. You don't believe in saying

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Speaker 3: I'm different, I will say on your uh Charlie remix,

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Speaker 3: you like fighting the beat is honestly kind of advanced.

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Speaker 1: No, it's horror like that. The thing is I'm different,

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Speaker 1: like I did my own fuck.

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Speaker 3: It's kind of like a scammer.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Like, yeah, I was off beat on purpose, Like

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Speaker 2: Similar, dude, wait, what was it? It was like the red

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Speaker 2: you could say it like this and you're like okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: and you did it, and you added like three works

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Speaker 1: Fun got damnita, god, damn it. I'm gonna lose my ship.

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Speaker 2: That's also the funny thing about you is like I

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Speaker 2: it's not coming from a serious place, like it's not

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Speaker 2: real anger, but you are so quick to do something.

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Speaker 2: You'd be like, oh my god, oh you did the

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Speaker 1: I almost killed those he saw alien.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait were you talking about in the car?

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Speaker 1: No. I was talking about when we were going to

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Speaker 2: Past enough road that we would have died ship he

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Speaker 2: same time and almost t bone doesn't Drew freaked the

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Speaker 2: funk out and I don't even remember what you yelled.

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Speaker 1: I said, I'm gonna lose my ship. I'm gonna lose

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Speaker 2: I always I know it's not real. But I was

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Speaker 2: talking about after Alien Romulus Drew, we were we're all

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Speaker 2: like you're right into his room for like an hour

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Speaker 2: and came back. He was like, okay to like me,

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Speaker 2: and Josh was like, okay, I know, I know how

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Speaker 2: this character? This character? Because we also don't know.

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Speaker 1: Any of the characters know their fucking names.

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Speaker 2: We don't know any of their names, so we're all

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Speaker 2: I will put you oh, my god, Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna have a fucking stroke. I can't do this.

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Speaker 2: I literally can't do this. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: go back to my room. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I did like to stop the police, like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a fucking stroke. I need to leave,

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Speaker 1: like now, I any.

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Speaker 2: Rate to his room and I went. He was just

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Speaker 1: I literally like had a fucking stroke.

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Speaker 2: Brother, we're rebooting.

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Speaker 1: I literally lost my shit. And it wasn't funny until

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Speaker 1: so frustrating when I can't like verbalize my thoughts, which

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00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,560
Speaker 1: is like ninety five percent of my fucking life. It

441
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:02,560
Speaker 1: drives me insane. I understand, you get me, you get me,

442
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:07,560
Speaker 1: We get each other exactly, exactly. Well, I was talking

443
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,880
Speaker 1: to my mom the other day on the phone, and

444
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:13,159
Speaker 1: like I've just like never like heard her dating history,

445
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:15,919
Speaker 1: which like I was always curious about because like my

446
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,879
Speaker 1: mom was like a battie when she was younger, Like

447
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:21,720
Speaker 1: she was a heartbreaker. She still is still is, Like

448
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:24,840
Speaker 1: I cannot believe she's what sixty, I think she's sixty

449
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:28,600
Speaker 1: seventy two. Actually, your mom about seventy. Yeah, she's seventy two,

450
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:33,399
Speaker 1: and she looks that good. She's like eating down. But no,

451
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,480
Speaker 1: she was like a little heartbreaker, and she's told me

452
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,160
Speaker 1: one story that always like cracked me up. But one

453
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,479
Speaker 1: of them was like she was on a date with

454
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:44,119
Speaker 1: a dude that she really really like, Like it was

455
00:21:44,119 --> 00:21:46,080
Speaker 1: like one of the first times they were meeting, Like

456
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,600
Speaker 1: he had like a brand new, nice ash truck and

457
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:52,359
Speaker 1: like he was just Gorgina Grande. They like went to dinner,

458
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,159
Speaker 1: they did the whole thing, like it was it was

459
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:58,439
Speaker 1: a great night. And on the drive home, she watched

460
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:02,200
Speaker 1: him pick his note on both sides and pull out

461
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:05,800
Speaker 1: the biggest fucking boogers and then wipe them on the

462
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,840
Speaker 1: side of his brand new truck seat. And when she

463
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:11,119
Speaker 1: was getting out, she went over to his side and

464
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,119
Speaker 1: looked at the side of his seat and it was

465
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:17,840
Speaker 1: covered samburgers. Show she immediately like cut it off. But

466
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,840
Speaker 1: this one was a new story that like literally had

467
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:26,320
Speaker 1: me crying fucking laughing. So basically I was like talking

468
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:28,240
Speaker 1: about Josiah and like how he's had a lot of

469
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:29,919
Speaker 1: stomach pain, and she was like, oh my god, Like

470
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,680
Speaker 1: I once like went on a date with a guy,

471
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,560
Speaker 1: and they like went to the dinner, like they had

472
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:38,240
Speaker 1: a good ass fucking meal, and they go out to

473
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:42,280
Speaker 1: the car and he like starts doubling over in pain

474
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:45,879
Speaker 1: because like my mom didn't know why, and she like

475
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,480
Speaker 1: he was like doubled over, like about to throw up.

476
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,359
Speaker 1: He was sweating, and he was super pale, and she

477
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:52,280
Speaker 1: was like, what the fuck is going on? Like this

478
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:55,439
Speaker 1: went on for like three minutes, and then eventually, like

479
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:58,480
Speaker 1: he got so embarrassed, and he was so embarrassed to

480
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:01,360
Speaker 1: tell my mom this, but he was like, I have ibs.

481
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:05,520
Speaker 1: And my mom literally was so cringed down and a

482
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:08,840
Speaker 1: guy having ibs that she broke up with him. It

483
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,679
Speaker 1: was like no, like I don't want anything to do

484
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:13,120
Speaker 1: with that.

485
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:17,160
Speaker 2: That is so funny, also so awesome, like how quickly

486
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,560
Speaker 2: she decided not to be involved with a man off

487
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:20,880
Speaker 2: of some shit like that, like.

488
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:25,919
Speaker 1: Uh, ibs, if you have ibs, like you're gross, like

489
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:26,560
Speaker 1: you're nasty.

490
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 2: I will say, like, I guess that would tap back

491
00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:31,199
Speaker 2: into the thing of like if I was with a

492
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,400
Speaker 2: man and he always had a stomach issue, it would

493
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,560
Speaker 2: annoy the fuck out of me because like I'm the

494
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:39,760
Speaker 2: one with the stomach issues. Yeah, like my stomach urts.

495
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:42,280
Speaker 2: My stomach urts. I don't know if I have IBS though,

496
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:45,800
Speaker 2: that is so funny if the boogers one is even grosser. Though, yeah,

497
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:51,160
Speaker 2: ibs one is just funny. Her being like, no, okay,

498
00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:54,360
Speaker 2: I know IBS is like hurts. But to be doubling

499
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,119
Speaker 2: over like that is IBS that serious for some people?

500
00:23:57,280 --> 00:24:01,640
Speaker 1: Some people? Yeah, also like ibs, I need to clarify,

501
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,399
Speaker 1: is gay. It's a very gay thing to have. And

502
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,960
Speaker 1: if you're a man with IBS, come out of the closet.

503
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:11,679
Speaker 2: Is that one of the signs? Yeah, I didn't know that.

504
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:13,760
Speaker 2: Don't you have IBS?

505
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 1: Nope, I just have constipation, Babe. There's a difference.

506
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:21,080
Speaker 2: There's a huge difference. I still don't Oh, is it

507
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:23,160
Speaker 2: irritable bowels?

508
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:30,399
Speaker 1: Dude? The word bowel is so fucking my fucking bowelsky bowel.

509
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 1: My bowels have a turd lodged in the twink belly,

510
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:38,120
Speaker 1: the twink pouch. That's how you know they have a

511
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:42,399
Speaker 1: turd loaded in the chamber if they have that little pouch.

512
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:49,000
Speaker 2: Did I hate that so much? Well, I've stayed up

513
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 2: late enough for the past week that I've seen people

514
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:56,359
Speaker 2: starting their morning routines on TikTok, like it'll be like

515
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:59,240
Speaker 2: boring at my time, and I'm watching somebody upload like

516
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 2: three seconds ago, and it's somebody who I see in

517
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,959
Speaker 2: the daytime usually, and it's like two days after they upload,

518
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,760
Speaker 2: and I see them freshly being like I'm gonna make

519
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:09,879
Speaker 2: my coffee before I go to school, and I'm just like,

520
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:14,000
Speaker 2: but it's not time to go to bed. There's also

521
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 2: this one girl who I think she lives on the

522
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 2: East Coast because it always happens around four or five

523
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,280
Speaker 2: am our time. She lays in her bed and is

524
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:24,199
Speaker 2: like on live stream talking like doing like an early

525
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:27,160
Speaker 2: early morning live stream, and it freaks me out because

526
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:28,960
Speaker 2: I'm just like, dude, I cannot believe that for her,

527
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:33,679
Speaker 2: she's been asleep, like she actually cares about herself and

528
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:37,119
Speaker 2: went to sleep early and has the will and the

529
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,880
Speaker 2: lust for life to wake up early and like get

530
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 2: on live stream and just be up with the sun.

531
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,440
Speaker 2: I don't think I'll ever be somebody who wants to

532
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:45,040
Speaker 2: wake up early.

533
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:46,920
Speaker 1: I love waking up with the sun.

534
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 2: It's just not it's too many hours in the day

535
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:52,439
Speaker 2: because then by three pm I'm losing my mind.

536
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

537
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 3: Do you guys ever get the live stream of the

538
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 3: guy with the huge belly. It's like a spherical big belly.

539
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:01,639
Speaker 1: I think, and you start drawing all over his body

540
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 1: with marker like the names of donators.

541
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:04,960
Speaker 2: It's so dense.

542
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 3: It looks very hard.

543
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:08,879
Speaker 1: I want to know how they get that, because it's

544
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,159
Speaker 1: definitely like ship that they're eating. Like they might have

545
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 1: to just be alcohol.

546
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,640
Speaker 2: Like every time I see a belly like that, stiff

547
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:19,240
Speaker 2: and like beer belly, like it just looks like it hurts.

548
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's definitely like a feeder kink though it looks

549
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 1: like folly. Yeah. Yeah, he likes getting big and filled

550
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:26,240
Speaker 1: and stuffed.

551
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 2: Like why do beer bellies are? Like why are they

552
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:33,119
Speaker 2: so stiff and like dense? What is the scientist? Is

553
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 2: it like colssium build up on your fucking lining And

554
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:37,920
Speaker 2: I don't know, Like that's what I imagine. It's like

555
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 2: your body is like your stomach lining is burning constantly

556
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 2: from the amount of alcohol you put in it, and

557
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:43,840
Speaker 2: your stomach.

558
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 3: Like retaining water and like your your body just gets

559
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:49,439
Speaker 3: super saturated with water.

560
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:54,120
Speaker 1: So I'm going to become a feeder, y'all, you are

561
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 1: I'm going to become one where I feed feed other

562
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:01,720
Speaker 1: people until they die. That you have some yes you,

563
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:03,920
Speaker 1: I want to get you nice and big.

564
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 3: I would love that. Are we starting today.

565
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 1: Because I started months ago? That's about you're so big

566
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 1: right now.

567
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 3: I was wondering about that.

568
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:17,919
Speaker 2: I cannot believe feeders are real, dude, Like we have

569
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 2: gone too far. We just there has to be an

570
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 2: end to possibilities. There just has to be an end.

571
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 2: We've like made it past the point of like people

572
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:30,120
Speaker 2: just making up new fetishes that are really fucking crazy

573
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 2: and weird and like harmful, and we need to go back.

574
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 2: We need to like backlog. And also I know this

575
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 2: is a constant joke online where it's like, oh, men

576
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:40,159
Speaker 2: need to go back to doing construction and like no

577
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 2: more podcasts, no more this, But nobody talks about we

578
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:46,399
Speaker 2: need more whimsical jobs, like where are the shoe cobblers?

579
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 1: Like who's a shoe cobbler collector?

580
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:50,879
Speaker 2: Yeah? Like I want stuff like that, like oh, somebody

581
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:54,640
Speaker 2: who goes into the forest for fire, Like we need

582
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 2: more whimsical jobs. No more like oh like industrial like

583
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 2: go build a house Like okay, No, I want something whimsical,

584
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 2: Like I need to meet somebody who I'm like, Wow,

585
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 2: your work is like making flower bouquets. Yeah yeah, yeah,

586
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 2: like a floors. I think that's actually one of the

587
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 2: things I wrote down was like for the whimsical jobs

588
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,679
Speaker 2: I think people need, so y'all feel free to take this.

589
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:18,920
Speaker 2: Oh like a chocolate tear like, no, I know, hell,

590
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 2: Like I'm a chocolateer.

591
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 1: Have you seen that one fucking creepy ass chocolate ear.

592
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: I think he's like the Garadelli like lead chocolateer or whatever.

593
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:27,640
Speaker 2: Bro.

594
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 1: He is so hornful.

595
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:31,120
Speaker 2: Oh oh, the freaky like European guy.

596
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:33,119
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I fuck with him. That makes like

597
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 1: the big like I don't like sure to know that

598
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 1: ship is mind blowing and its structurally like it literally.

599
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 2: Blows my Miley like it feels very like.

600
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 3: There's something that feels ai generated about those videos.

601
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.

602
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 1: It like a puree with him, y'all, Like he's he's

603
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 1: rich from building chocolate.

604
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 2: Who are you talking about?

605
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 1: The Garredelli like lead chocolate ear. He's like the new guy.

606
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 1: He's like the young hot guy on the block. Oh,

607
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 1: and he is so fucking Horninglly. There's like a garat

608
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 1: Delli like museum where like there's forty foot screens of

609
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 1: him like making chocolate and like licking it all sensually.

610
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 1: And there's like commercials of him like literally fucking chocolate

611
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 1: on like the TV. It's like crazy Garret Delli chocolate here.

612
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 2: You're not talking about him, right, No?

613
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 1: I fuck with it. I love him. That's what's his nuts.

614
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 5: Uh.

615
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 2: He made the Dubai chocolate. You're talking about him. This

616
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 2: is the guy I don't know.

617
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 1: I fuck with it.

618
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 2: I hate him. He's advanced, he is freaky, he smiles

619
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 2: too much.

620
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 1: No, he's advanced.

621
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 2: Fuck, I really wish I knew what you were talking about.

622
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 2: Because the person you're talking about and you made them up.

623
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 1: I can't find them either. I can't open TikTok me.

624
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 1: Lint Yes, this guy, Oh, it's linb Lint. It's not

625
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 1: Garret Delli. It's lint y'all. He's like he wants the

626
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 1: like feels like they it.

627
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 2: Feels like they hired him. Like it doesn't feel like

628
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 2: he actually be like like he's around making chocolate.

629
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like the face of it or some shit

630
00:29:59,360 --> 00:29:59,959
Speaker 1: like an impact.

631
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah he's not bitch, he's not a chocolate hear

632
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:08,959
Speaker 2: this isn't his life, Hey.

633
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 1: Up the chocolate.

634
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 2: Yeah no, he's not really about it. I don't like

635
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 2: the smiley guy though, like the guy who makes all

636
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 2: the big shit he like, Oh, it freaks me out.

637
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 2: It gives me the same feeling as like the people

638
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 2: who throw the balloons full of water onto spikes, Like

639
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,280
Speaker 2: that's why I imagine it's behind the camera. Is that guy, Like,

640
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 2: I imagine he's the one like throwing all the glass bottles.

641
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 1: Broy Those channels are making hundreds of thousands of dollars

642
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 1: a year, like by rolling bottles of dye off the roof,

643
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 1: and I'm going to start.

644
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to watch them all. I don't care.

645
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 2: I used to follow an account that used to post it,

646
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:48,480
Speaker 2: but it was a re upload account, so I got scammed.

647
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 2: Every time I would see their fucking videos on my timeline.

648
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 2: It'd be the same three videos intertwined with one new video,

649
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 2: and they would get me every time because I would

650
00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 2: watch it.

651
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 1: Yeah that uh, that shit is advanced, right right, m

652
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 1: let's break the silence. Okay, So I've been talking about

653
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 1: it for like the last three weeks, but I cut

654
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 1: my phone out of my life, like for the most part,

655
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 1: and it did really good about it. I was like logging.

656
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 1: I went from like logging ten hours a day to

657
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 1: like two and a half hours a day on my phone.

658
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 1: Like I went absolutely ballistic, and I have like a

659
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 1: like twenty day fucking streak on like opening TikTok less

660
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 1: than five times, Instagram less than five times, YouTube lesson

661
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 1: five times. Da da da da da da da da

662
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 1: da ye'ah. My life literally like mentally got exponentially worse

663
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 1: without the Internet, like truly, I'm not kidding, Like I

664
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 1: really fell down like this, Like I don't know if

665
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 1: I was just like going through withdraw and I was

666
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 1: just like losing my fucking shit. But the second because

667
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 1: on Sundays, I was like this, last Sunday, I decided

668
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 1: that I was gonna like let myself scroll on TikTok

669
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 1: as much as I wanted to so I could like

670
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 1: just come up with topics because like a way I

671
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 1: do that is like I'll scroll through like TikTok, Instagram

672
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 1: or Twitter and just like so I'll see something that

673
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 1: spurs an idea so I can talk about it. Well,

674
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 1: like I've talked about this before, but when I cut

675
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 1: soda out of my life, like nothing changed, Like literally

676
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 1: nothing changed other than the fact that I wanted soda,

677
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 1: like and I was like sad that I didn't have

678
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 1: soda in my life. Like I didn't feel healthier, I

679
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 1: didn't feel like more cognitively cognitively aware. I didn't feel

680
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 1: less cloudy like I the only thing that I noticed

681
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 1: is that, like soda was missing from my life. It's

682
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 1: literally the exact same thing. When I cut like TikTok

683
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 1: Instagram YouTube out, like nothing changed, like if anything, Like

684
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 1: I became exponentially like more reclused, and like I had

685
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 1: nothing to ever talk about. So basically, cocaine phone, That's

686
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:59,720
Speaker 1: that's basically what I'm saying, is like, there's kale phone,

687
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 1: cocaine phone. Kle phone is like it's literally just for

688
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 1: texting and phone calls. Cocaine phone is like you utilize

689
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 1: it to its fullest potential, use every fucking app, all

690
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 1: that shit. So that's my vibe is cocaine phone. I've decided.

691
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:18,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't know, Like I'm pretty sure, I'm

692
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 2: sure the rumors about my phone being bad for me

693
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 2: are true. I believe you, but I don't believe you.

694
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 1: I literally don't care.

695
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 2: I just I don't. It's like people who cut out caffeine. Okay,

696
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 2: like you're fucking better. I guess, like what, I just

697
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,280
Speaker 2: if it's something I've been doing for this long already,

698
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 2: I'm used to where my brain's at. Like getting rid

699
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 2: of it, I don't think it's gonna make me happier. Also,

700
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 2: it's like that ongoing joke you always says, like, oh,

701
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,399
Speaker 2: I'm taking less time with my phone so I could

702
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 2: focus on my other screen.

703
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 1: Yeah no, literally, that's.

704
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,799
Speaker 2: All that really happens, is like you focus on something else.

705
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 2: And yes, you can read because we are readers, but

706
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:58,359
Speaker 2: I'm gonna read a book all day every day.

707
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:01,760
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm not a reader. I'm a reader. I breed.

708
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 1: I breed animals. No, I plant my seed.

709
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah, making Wow, there's only three If you

710
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:18,399
Speaker 3: going to fall, I don't know.

711
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 1: No, it's it's it's still sure.

712
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:23,320
Speaker 3: Yeah you're But do you see how like I spring

713
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 3: into action to fix a potential problem that was like

714
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 3: dat and very masculine. Yeah that was dad, very masculine

715
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 3: like it was it was like no one could see

716
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 3: on the camera, but I athletically like jumped to go.

717
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 2: It's kind of slow because the fall was a little.

718
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 3: It was actually very quick and athletic. It's actually very quick.

719
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 2: Well with you saying that, it made me think. Last

720
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 2: night I decided that we need conspiracy theorists to start

721
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:49,319
Speaker 2: working on the opposite and like the base of your

722
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 2: conspiracy theorist can still be that the government is like

723
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:57,480
Speaker 2: against us. That can still stand. Actually, no, as I'm

724
00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:00,160
Speaker 2: saying this, I'm realizing that this does exist, but it

725
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,400
Speaker 2: is more harm than good. But I was gonna be like,

726
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 2: instead of people saying, like climate change is gonna ki us,

727
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,239
Speaker 2: blah blah blah blah blah blah, we need to do this.

728
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 2: This is that. Why isn't it the opposite of like,

729
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:12,799
Speaker 2: microplastics aren't real, climate changes are real. They want you

730
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,239
Speaker 2: to buy more ac and they want you to buy

731
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:17,439
Speaker 2: reusable bottles and they want you to buy all this stuff.

732
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 2: And actually, we're all fine and it's all good. But

733
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 2: it's not all fine. It's not all good.

734
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 1: It's not all fine, and it's not all fucking good. Well,

735
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 1: we saw Alien Romulus and that movie was fucking lit.

736
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 1: I literally loved every goddamn second of it. And it

737
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 1: feels like we're so fucking Back definitely by far and large,

738
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 1: the best one since Aliens. I'd say it goes Alien

739
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 1: Aliens and an Alien Romulus. It's my top three.

740
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 2: I liked it, but I decided, like if they made

741
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 2: an alien movie where like the alien was coming of

742
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 2: age and deciding like how it's actions about other people

743
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 2: and god, wow, and.

744
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:00,040
Speaker 3: I would like it. We need a low cons.

745
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:03,879
Speaker 2: I need like a Francis haw of.

746
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 1: As I like the Alien.

747
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 2: Or am I going to college? What am I doing

748
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:15,399
Speaker 2: after college? Or the Yeah, like I need that because

749
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 2: that's when we were watching it. I am not like

750
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 2: a big sci fi person. When I was younger, I

751
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 2: definitely enjoyed that like side of movies more because I

752
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 2: had like an older brother who liked that stuff. But

753
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,360
Speaker 2: I just like, it doesn't capture me and capture my

754
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 2: heart and soul. And I'm like, I'm not a suspense person.

755
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 2: I'm realizing because the movie was really good, but it's

756
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 2: like with action movies and just things of that nature,

757
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 2: Like I don't enjoy the suspense. If anything, I'm like, Ugh,

758
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:46,400
Speaker 2: learn your lesson already, like get to going, like get moving,

759
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 2: like I need to see character development in the next

760
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 2: thirty minutes. And then you need to write a book.

761
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:52,719
Speaker 2: Why don't you write a book? Like, write a book

762
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 2: in the movie. I want to see that, Like I

763
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,799
Speaker 2: want you to little Woman this movie right now. And

764
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 2: I just like girl stuff. I like shopping movies and

765
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:08,719
Speaker 2: like products and kitchens and product yeah, tampons. I was

766
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 2: gonna post this on my story the other day, but

767
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,239
Speaker 2: I hate when I post something being ironic on my

768
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 2: story and some bitch replies, thinking they fucking ahed me

769
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:18,359
Speaker 2: like are you come on? I said, I'm for real

770
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 2: the devil who wears Proder or whatever they say now,

771
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:22,799
Speaker 2: And I wanted to say that on my story, but

772
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,799
Speaker 2: I'm like, some's gonna reply and me like, don't tell

773
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:27,759
Speaker 2: me you haven't seen Devil Wears Prada, bitch.

774
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 1: No, we're twelve literally twice steps ahead.

775
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 2: Came out.

776
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 1: We're twelve steps ahead in every.

777
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 3: The aliens are really sexually attractive in those movies. I

778
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:40,280
Speaker 3: think we were talking about this last night, right.

779
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. I literally want to have sex with

780
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:46,320
Speaker 1: a xeno morph, like ironically and ironically, I would bang

781
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:49,959
Speaker 1: a xenomorph. I'd let it stick its like mouth head,

782
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 1: tongue deep inside.

783
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,919
Speaker 3: My secondary mouth, eating your butt.

784
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:55,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, crazy.

785
00:38:56,400 --> 00:39:03,360
Speaker 2: Well, monast At, count your fucking days, monster, Monastat, you

786
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:06,560
Speaker 2: were going to hell. Monastat. Something's fucking wrong with you.

787
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 2: We need to take that off the shelf. But also

788
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 2: it works, so I guess whatever, it's a small price

789
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:21,320
Speaker 2: to pay. Your baby's gonna burn. That's literally I experienced

790
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 2: that was you. I was burning, burning, Bernie. To catch

791
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 2: you up, Monostat is a yeast infection medicine.

792
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 3: Oh, I know. I know all about monostat by the.

793
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 2: Way, Oh, because you're put it in your butt, I don't.

794
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 3: But I'm just I'm very up to date as far

795
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 3: as what women are.

796
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 2: If someone made me mad, next time someone makes me mad,

797
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,239
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like, oh, do you want me to

798
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 2: make you a macho with like a cold foam on it?

799
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,239
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna put the monostat cream on it like

800
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,279
Speaker 2: cold foam and sprinkle macha on it and give it

801
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 2: to them.

802
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:47,400
Speaker 1: That's a good idea.

803
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:49,320
Speaker 2: It would have killed them, though, because if I'm putting

804
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:50,840
Speaker 2: in my whole, it can go in your mouth. I

805
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 2: have no idea like I feel like you could.

806
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:54,319
Speaker 1: It's probably edible, Like.

807
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:58,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, in the end of all times.

808
00:39:58,239 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 3: Wait, what's your beef with monostat.

809
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 2: Bitch. I got put on fucking antibiotics for my mouth,

810
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,799
Speaker 2: and I had no idea that antibiotics lead to an

811
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 2: increased risk of yeast infection. So I woke up randomly itching, burning, itching, burning, itching, burning,

812
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:15,840
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh my god, my life is

813
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 2: gonna end because I've had BV. I've not had a

814
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:23,439
Speaker 2: yeast infection or uti. My prayers go out to any

815
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 2: woman who experiences chronic East infections. You were brave, you

816
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 2: were like you were. You deserve a Nobel Peace Prize

817
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 2: because I think if a woman is experiencing a East infection,

818
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:40,880
Speaker 2: she has every right to shoot someone in the foot

819
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,839
Speaker 2: who like asked her a stupid question, because you can't

820
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 2: ask me a stupid question. Literally, my primal hole is burning.

821
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 2: It's on fire, dude, Yes, I fully Oh.

822
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,800
Speaker 3: Gross, but doesn't Monster help with that?

823
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 1: Stay away from me. No, this is like it was

824
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 1: so funny, like watching and you go through what she

825
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 1: went through.

826
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:04,360
Speaker 2: Dude.

827
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 1: She was texting me at like four am like I thought.

828
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 2: I was gonna die. I literally thought I was gonna die.

829
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 2: So basically I was like, Okay, I could go to

830
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:17,440
Speaker 2: a gynocologist, but there were no gynecologists available, like in

831
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:20,400
Speaker 2: the next fucking twenty four hours or whatever. And I

832
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 2: was freaking out because I I am not somebody who

833
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 2: handles being sick very well, and at any sign of

834
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:29,719
Speaker 2: a risk like that, when it's like a visible and

835
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 2: physical like reaction risk, I'm like, oh my god, I'm

836
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:33,840
Speaker 2: gonna die. I'm gonna die. My pussy's gonna like shrink

837
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 2: up and fall off and like fucking fall off my body,

838
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 2: and like I need that. I need that. I needed

839
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 2: to stay on me.

840
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 1: So I was like, I hear someone's vagina fell off

841
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 1: on the floor.

842
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 2: So basically I started to look into it and I

843
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:49,879
Speaker 2: was like, okay, monostat, I can use that, like that's

844
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 2: the thing, like cool. I start looking it up, and

845
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:54,839
Speaker 2: thank fucking god, I looked it up on TikTok because

846
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:56,920
Speaker 2: it is common knowledge. So they have a one day,

847
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 2: a three day, and a seven day treatment. I was like,

848
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 2: I just want the shit be over. I was like, oh,

849
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 2: I'll do the three day treatment because I just want

850
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:11,320
Speaker 2: to get this the fuck over it.

851
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 1: Thank god you didn't do one.

852
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:14,840
Speaker 2: If I do the one day, I think I would

853
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 2: have killed.

854
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 1: My Actually, bruh. The research I was doing because I

855
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 1: was like, damn, like she might be having like a

856
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:23,279
Speaker 1: chemical like burn situation going on in her bronze. And

857
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:27,520
Speaker 1: but like every single person on like the subreddits that

858
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:30,399
Speaker 1: I was reading down, like everybody was like the one

859
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 1: is the devil, Like it's literally like putting hell up

860
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 1: your place.

861
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,880
Speaker 2: I cannot believe it is legal to have that on

862
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,280
Speaker 2: shelves because there has never been a human who's gone

863
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 2: online and been like, actually, I experienced no burning. I

864
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:46,279
Speaker 2: was chill, like it was fine, No bitch. That shit

865
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 2: was literally like it is chemical warfare on the shelves

866
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 2: of a Walgreens, a CVS arity Like it is literally

867
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:56,280
Speaker 2: like that is It felt like I inserted mustard gas

868
00:42:56,280 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 2: into my hole. It was crazy. So basically, also, it's

869
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:02,720
Speaker 2: just the craziest thing ever. I thought about not saying

870
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 2: this because I hate the whole, Like in my head,

871
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 2: I went back and forth because I was like, oh

872
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 2: my god, I hate the whole, like I'm so gross. Well,

873
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:15,360
Speaker 2: but like we must seriously like normalized, period, that seriously

874
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 2: normal normalize. Bro.

875
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 1: We looked up like what a yuast infection looks like

876
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:23,760
Speaker 1: on a penis, and it is to the nastiest ship

877
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:26,919
Speaker 1: I've ever seen in my life. Like also you like

878
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:31,759
Speaker 1: like pee like cloudy like dishcharge and ship like hell no,

879
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 1: so gross away from me.

880
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 2: So I get the monoster. I get the three day

881
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 2: because I was looking up the one day and everybody

882
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:40,400
Speaker 2: was like, first of all, it's like an egg you

883
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 2: insert and like your body temperature melts the wax because

884
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:44,920
Speaker 2: it's supposed to like try.

885
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 1: To like like alien romulus.

886
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 2: Because it's so it's so potent. But I think the

887
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 2: idea is that it like melts over time and like

888
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:54,799
Speaker 2: doses you like through the night, and you have to

889
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 2: do it at night because basically what you have to

890
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,319
Speaker 2: do is you lay on the floor and you have

891
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 2: to insert like like cream into your regina. So I

892
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 2: was every night for three nights, getting into the bathroom,

893
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 2: laying on the floor and inserting cream into my fucking

894
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 2: hole and then running to my bed so that I

895
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,240
Speaker 2: didn't leak and fucking slip on it and die.

896
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 1: Monis.

897
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:18,279
Speaker 2: So the first night, I'm not thinking it's gonna like

898
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,400
Speaker 2: feel like anything. I hit up one of my homegirls

899
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 2: and she's like, oh yeah. She was like, do not

900
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,160
Speaker 2: do the one day? And she was like, do the

901
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 2: three day? Or the seven day. I would recommend the

902
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:27,879
Speaker 2: seven day, and I had already bought the three days,

903
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:29,800
Speaker 2: so she was like, oh, then you should be fine,

904
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 2: and I think she was just trying not to like

905
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 2: fear monger me, Oh, what was that? Oh I stink, Yeah,

906
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 2: I stink.

907
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 1: It smells like really bad in here. It's been smelling

908
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 1: bad in the house for three days. And I did

909
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:45,839
Speaker 1: not want to do this on the episode, but you're

910
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 1: asking for it. The bronzen, it's the tuna box. The

911
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:51,240
Speaker 1: bronzen is going crazy.

912
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:52,760
Speaker 2: So it turned into the sardine.

913
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:55,000
Speaker 1: Like no, HiT's the muscles.

914
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:59,440
Speaker 2: It's the oysters, the mussels with like lemon juice and

915
00:44:59,480 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 2: olive oil.

916
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:09,800
Speaker 1: And like the lemon juice, it's just balsamac and branch branch.

917
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 2: It scan muscles dipped in Westop brand. Anyway, I'm thinking

918
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,800
Speaker 2: it's chill. Like Josie was over and he was freaking

919
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:22,400
Speaker 2: out because his stomach started hurting, and like Josh was like,

920
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,839
Speaker 2: fuck it, I'll take you to the ear. So they're

921
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 2: like freaking out figuring that out, and I felt bad,

922
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:28,360
Speaker 2: but I was like, dude, it's already two am. I

923
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 2: need to just like put my fucking medicine in my

924
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:35,080
Speaker 2: hole and go the fuck to bad. Oh my god,

925
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,400
Speaker 2: I feel like I have such a high pain tolerance.

926
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 2: I was in bed literally like like I literally felt

927
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:48,959
Speaker 2: like somebody released fire ants into mysy, like it literally fell.

928
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:54,320
Speaker 2: It was think it felt like somebody poured baking soda

929
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:58,319
Speaker 2: into my hole. Like it was so insane, and I

930
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 2: spent the like I couldn't not full asleep. I took

931
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:04,400
Speaker 2: til it all. It wasn't helping. I stayed up for

932
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 2: an hour and a half in excruciating, burning pain, and

933
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:08,759
Speaker 2: it didn't help that I was looking on all these

934
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 2: reddits and they were like yeah, like so casual too,

935
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 2: which is crazy, Like it's become so casual for people

936
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:16,720
Speaker 2: to like talk about this. I'm like, this is not normal,

937
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 2: and yes it works, but at what cost? People were like, yeah,

938
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 2: you know, it gave me chemical burns, but it's okay

939
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 2: because I ended up going and getting antibiotics for that too,

940
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 2: And like, I just have to like put the visual

941
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:30,239
Speaker 2: hys like some people are allergic to it and there's

942
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,000
Speaker 2: no way of knowing and to use it, so I

943
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 2: couldn't tell if I was allergic to it and having

944
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 2: an allergic reaction. But The last thing I'm gonna do

945
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 2: is go to the fucking er at three forty am

946
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:41,880
Speaker 2: with like cream in my hole, Like that's not happening.

947
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 1: I'm reading our messages because we were talking about Josiah,

948
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:48,319
Speaker 1: and then I sent her like an article of like

949
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:51,080
Speaker 1: what I think is going on with Josiah and then

950
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:53,440
Speaker 1: and you said, I'm gonna start reading, but I'm finally

951
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:57,840
Speaker 1: knocking out with my burning vagina, also looking to monastet

952
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 1: because this shouldn't be legal. I'm not kidding, haha. Does

953
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 1: it burn bad for everyone? Like the burning is so

954
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 1: fucking bad. It's literally like if someone was rubbing salt

955
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:10,080
Speaker 1: in an open wound, but the wound is my vagiant. Yes, dude,

956
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 1: I said, hell no, bra it gives some people chemical burns.

957
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:16,400
Speaker 1: How the fuck is this or illegal? And then we

958
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:19,799
Speaker 1: just keep going and I started, I was like, did

959
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 1: you take one day or seven day? Because like, for

960
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:22,760
Speaker 1: the love.

961
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:24,520
Speaker 2: Of God, second you look it up, everybody is like,

962
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:24,920
Speaker 2: do not.

963
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 1: For the love of God, don't.

964
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:29,880
Speaker 2: Take one, which is crazy because that means some people

965
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:31,799
Speaker 2: are just like, oh, I have a yeast infection, like

966
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:33,759
Speaker 2: it's like their first time, and they're like, fuck it,

967
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 2: I'll just do the one day, that's easy, and they

968
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 2: don't look it up or anything. And I was like, damn, honestly,

969
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 2: respect like you were so above everything, like you are

970
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,120
Speaker 2: above the law to go into a CBS and not

971
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 2: even look it up. But I guess that makes sense

972
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:50,279
Speaker 2: because it's a medicine on a shelf, so you don't

973
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 2: think it's gonna Actually, dude, it was. It was like

974
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 2: a nuke went off, Like it was literally like it

975
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 2: was insane.

976
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, did they get better with other do

977
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:01,479
Speaker 1: the other days?

978
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 2: Didn't burn like that? Like it was just the first day,

979
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh my god, yes it worked, like

980
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,799
Speaker 2: I will say, it fucking worked, But at what cost?

981
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 1: It might be worth it to just do one day,

982
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 1: get it over with it one day, since you don't

983
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:18,120
Speaker 1: even feel it the next two days. My platform, ladies,

984
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:19,240
Speaker 1: do the one day.

985
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 2: No, because everybody who did the one I woke up

986
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 2: and I couldn't walk, like like they literally were like

987
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 2: I was in didn't.

988
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 1: Stand up me after bottoming, Me after bottoming, okay me

989
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:30,240
Speaker 1: after bottoming.

990
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:33,840
Speaker 2: Everybody was like oh yeah, the next few days were awful,

991
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 2: Like I was just in pain, and every time I

992
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:39,239
Speaker 2: peede I thought I was gonna die. So yeah, that

993
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 2: was something I had to deal with this past week,

994
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:47,279
Speaker 2: and I I can't believe it, Like I literally we

995
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:49,399
Speaker 2: must do something that there has to be another way.

996
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:52,399
Speaker 2: And I know there's obviously like oral antibiotics you can

997
00:48:52,440 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 2: take or sorry, there's what feet wow, but I just

998
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:04,839
Speaker 2: couldn't because I couldn't find a gynocologist and I had

999
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,319
Speaker 2: already like decimated my fucking hole. So I was like,

1000
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 2: at this point, I might as well keep it going

1001
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 2: like I already started. It just felt like you know

1002
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 2: how sometimes when you have a like a scar or

1003
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,320
Speaker 2: like from a when you have a scar from a surgery,

1004
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 2: and some people will go back and get the scar

1005
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 2: like recut open so it can reheal. That's what it

1006
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 2: felt like I had done to my own rule. Like

1007
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 2: it was like I basically just burned my insides to

1008
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 2: kill any bacteria. It literally felt like draino like bleach.

1009
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 2: Like it literally felt like mustard gas. There's no other

1010
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 2: way to describe it. That's what I would assume. Mustard

1011
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:38,239
Speaker 2: gas feels like if I made it and I had

1012
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 2: a cut on my hand.

1013
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:43,600
Speaker 1: Did you ever make mustard? Did you ever make Draino

1014
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 1: bombs or the Works bombs. No bro, Me and my

1015
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:50,200
Speaker 1: brothers would get like two liter bottles and pour like

1016
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 1: an inch of the Works in the bottom and then

1017
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 1: make a bunch of tiny tin foil balls so it's

1018
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 1: like increasing the surface area and pour those in there

1019
00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 1: and then throw it in our backyard and it literally

1020
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:02,880
Speaker 1: made like a bomb like it made. It's like the

1021
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 1: chemical reaction like goes fucking crazy, and it's like loud

1022
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 1: as fuck, Like we got like the cops called on

1023
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 1: us because we detonated one in our backyard.

1024
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:15,400
Speaker 3: Wait, did I talk about the start? When when I

1025
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 3: was at a new middle school, there was a very

1026
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:20,840
Speaker 3: popular kid that was like, oh, like he would decided

1027
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 3: he wanted to be my friend, and I was all excited,

1028
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:24,719
Speaker 3: and then we hang out. I'm like, oh, this kid

1029
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:27,880
Speaker 3: seems like very normal and cool, like he's gonna introduce

1030
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 3: me to people whatever. This is exciting. And then he's like, dude,

1031
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:32,840
Speaker 3: let's make bombs in my backyard. And then he started

1032
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:37,320
Speaker 3: literally he made the fucking draino bombs, and I was

1033
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 3: like I have to leave, dude, very scared.

1034
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:42,439
Speaker 1: I was the kid making bombs like I would take

1035
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:45,719
Speaker 1: apart fireworks to make like bigger fireworks and launch them

1036
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 1: in my front yard like I love and I would like, no,

1037
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:49,759
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell that one.

1038
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:52,839
Speaker 3: But wait, so if you have a yeast infection, what

1039
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:59,040
Speaker 3: did people in like old in times, the vagina would

1040
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:00,800
Speaker 3: fall off, the vagina just leave.

1041
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 2: The bo I wonder if like it would just like

1042
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 2: go away over time. I don't know, I'm not like

1043
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:05,520
Speaker 2: a pro in it.

1044
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:08,720
Speaker 3: Like they probably were doing some crazy shit with leeches

1045
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:09,240
Speaker 3: or something.

1046
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:09,920
Speaker 1: Dude.

1047
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:12,400
Speaker 2: They were probably rubbing fucking poison ivy on their couch,

1048
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:15,920
Speaker 2: like that's literally like I don't, like, I don't know

1049
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,360
Speaker 2: when you try that, ye dude. But also when I

1050
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:23,920
Speaker 2: was looking into it, I want to do more research.

1051
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:25,439
Speaker 2: But I'm like, there has to be a better way.

1052
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:27,759
Speaker 2: There had there there must be a better way, because

1053
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:30,719
Speaker 2: all the comments on Reddit were like, yeah, it hurt

1054
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:32,880
Speaker 2: really bad. I just went like, dude, it hurts so

1055
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 2: bad for some people on Reddit, they were talking about

1056
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:36,480
Speaker 2: how they went in the shower and started clawing it out,

1057
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 2: like literally like it was so gnarly what I was reading,

1058
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:42,880
Speaker 2: And imagine me, I was in bed and I was

1059
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:46,480
Speaker 2: just like I was writhing around in pain. I I

1060
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 2: I ever felt that before, yea I Drew was like

1061
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:50,520
Speaker 2: take it out, but it was already an hour half

1062
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:53,120
Speaker 2: and I was like, honestly, at this point, it's finally it.

1063
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 2: I wasn't even tired from just being naturally tired. I

1064
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 2: was tired for my body having to like like like

1065
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:03,440
Speaker 2: just like up and like get ready for like more pain.

1066
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 3: I don't understand how people had vaginas before computers, Like

1067
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 3: how did you care for a vagina before there was

1068
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 3: like you know, modern technology.

1069
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:15,160
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I mean some people are still

1070
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 2: just buying monosat off the shelf without looking it up,

1071
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:21,880
Speaker 2: so they're still just doing it, like I don't I

1072
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know. I wish I just I

1073
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:27,719
Speaker 2: wanted to scream so bad. It was really painful, but

1074
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:29,759
Speaker 2: I made it. And now I'm back to normal and

1075
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:31,480
Speaker 2: I hope that never happens to me again. And I

1076
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:35,400
Speaker 2: still have more days of my antibiotics, so I'm terrified.

1077
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 2: I am literally just like waiting health.

1078
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:40,360
Speaker 3: I wish me Andrew could take that pain from you

1079
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:41,799
Speaker 3: no later and actually.

1080
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:43,839
Speaker 2: Do wish like see that. That's a moment where I'm

1081
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 2: like if a man was experiencing this, he would like

1082
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:52,640
Speaker 2: the eers would be full full of men with monoset

1083
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:56,399
Speaker 2: and their kucci women. We make it work. We get

1084
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 2: in the shower and we clawed out and we like

1085
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:00,719
Speaker 2: I saw some people being like I just took it

1086
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 2: like an apple cider bath, like hot bath. Like we

1087
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:04,680
Speaker 2: make it work.

1088
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:07,359
Speaker 3: We should have grown some in her ass and solid.

1089
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:09,800
Speaker 1: I'm down or put it like, isn't like the tissue

1090
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:13,160
Speaker 1: inside your mouth the same tissue as like this vagina. Yeah,

1091
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:15,160
Speaker 1: what if we just put it in our mouth?

1092
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:17,240
Speaker 2: But the thing is I wonder I don't I wonder

1093
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:19,920
Speaker 2: why it burns, Like why does it burn? Your baby's No,

1094
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 2: your baby's gonna burn. That's all I can think about,

1095
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:24,680
Speaker 2: is like that was like this is like my baby's

1096
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:26,040
Speaker 2: gonna burn. My baby's burning.

1097
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:31,960
Speaker 1: Well, the amount of people in the last episode I

1098
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:36,000
Speaker 1: asked people to submit their like story slash videos of

1099
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:40,440
Speaker 1: them destroying bathrooms from when they were kids. The amount

1100
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 1: of people that listen to this fucking podcast and destroyed

1101
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:48,879
Speaker 1: the bathroom. Oh really, there's a pipeline here, like from

1102
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 1: bathroom destroyer to emergency in our comm fan because I'm

1103
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:55,400
Speaker 1: not kidding. There was like one hundred emails from people

1104
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 1: like with proof of them, like when they were eleven, twelve,

1105
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:03,400
Speaker 1: thirteen years old drawing bathrooms. It was unfucking believable and

1106
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 1: I was gonna, no, literally, I was going to show

1107
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:09,120
Speaker 1: some of them, but I was like, that's like a

1108
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:11,920
Speaker 1: violation of privacy, so I don't want to. But there

1109
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:15,319
Speaker 1: was this one girl that literally like cracked me the

1110
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:17,919
Speaker 1: fuck up because she was like, like, you wouldn't even

1111
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:19,960
Speaker 1: guess that I was the kid doing it, And I

1112
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:23,880
Speaker 1: was like, no, babe, you are the exact archetype phenotype

1113
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 1: of the kid that I expect to throw toilet paper

1114
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,560
Speaker 1: in the bathroom. Like also the fact that it was

1115
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 1: happening it was majority girls, like you're but I mean

1116
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:32,040
Speaker 1: it's like.

1117
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:33,439
Speaker 2: I think we have majority.

1118
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:34,919
Speaker 1: Majority girl audience, but.

1119
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 2: I don't know that. Like men, let alone straight man

1120
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:40,880
Speaker 2: are like exactly what I want to hear is girl

1121
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 2: monast at vagina, monstt vagina. But yeah, monostat, count your

1122
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 2: fucking days. You have monopolized, monopolized an industry of burning vaginas.

1123
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:55,680
Speaker 1: What would it take for you to yell at a server,

1124
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:59,320
Speaker 1: like at a restaurant? Like I genuinely like, I don't

1125
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 1: know if there's anything a server could do to me

1126
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:07,320
Speaker 1: that would like make me let me, let me yell

1127
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 1: at them, like they would have to bring me like

1128
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:13,360
Speaker 1: evil soup or something like dark like soup.

1129
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:16,439
Speaker 2: That makes me to feed me evil like.

1130
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:18,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like seriously.

1131
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 2: No, if you're the kind of person who you take

1132
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,960
Speaker 2: out your anger on a service worker, you're gonna burn

1133
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:24,440
Speaker 2: and hell, Like you're literally like what I felt in

1134
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 2: my vagina from monosat, You're gonna feel that for a

1135
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:29,960
Speaker 2: turn turn it like it's literally gonna be burning all

1136
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 2: over your body, like you're going to hell. I think

1137
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:34,799
Speaker 2: unless a server hit me, I don't think I would

1138
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:36,360
Speaker 2: yell even if a server like hit me.

1139
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:38,960
Speaker 1: That's what I was thinking. I was like, they literally

1140
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:41,560
Speaker 1: could like physically assault me, And I don't know if

1141
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:43,400
Speaker 1: I would yell at the like I really.

1142
00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 2: I'd be like, honestly, respect, you probably had a.

1143
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:47,880
Speaker 1: Really bad day. Like well, if they like brought me

1144
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:50,759
Speaker 1: if I asked for a pepsi without ice and they

1145
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:52,880
Speaker 1: brought me a pepsi with ice, I am going to

1146
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:55,160
Speaker 1: the kitchen and taking the oil vat and pouring it

1147
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:57,360
Speaker 1: on them, like and I'm fucking ruining their life, Like,

1148
00:55:57,360 --> 00:55:59,719
Speaker 1: don't fucking play with me with my fucking food for real,

1149
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:04,320
Speaker 1: Like you're oversis like tip gone first of all, tip

1150
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:07,719
Speaker 1: gone second of all. If you have bags under your

1151
00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:10,439
Speaker 1: eyes as a waitress or a server, sys you're over,

1152
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:14,920
Speaker 1: Like I want my waitress to be pretty and put together, dude.

1153
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 2: What's crazy is I literally I like because there are

1154
00:56:18,239 --> 00:56:19,960
Speaker 2: breeds of people who they it feels like they go

1155
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:22,120
Speaker 2: out of their way. They go out to restaurants for

1156
00:56:22,239 --> 00:56:24,839
Speaker 2: the good time of yelling at a server, like that's

1157
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:26,920
Speaker 2: what some people, it feels like their mission is to

1158
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:28,160
Speaker 2: go to a restaurant.

1159
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:33,040
Speaker 1: Drab, boring, sad lives like or they're like frustrated at

1160
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:35,799
Speaker 1: their husband or frustrated at their wife, and they just.

1161
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:37,680
Speaker 2: Kind they go take it out on like somebody who's

1162
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:39,200
Speaker 2: just trying to live their fucking life. You are just

1163
00:56:39,239 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 2: like people and rotten and dirty and like disgusting and

1164
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:45,319
Speaker 2: fucking filthy animal boots if you yell or like get

1165
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:48,520
Speaker 2: mad at a server. But I also never have bad

1166
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:51,960
Speaker 2: experiences with servers, and it's probably because I treat them

1167
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,279
Speaker 2: like fucking people like I think that's the other thing

1168
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:55,719
Speaker 2: is a lot of people who are rude to fucking

1169
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:58,080
Speaker 2: servers you go in there already thinking you have this

1170
00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:00,399
Speaker 2: power dynamic. Oh you think you have the power because

1171
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:02,040
Speaker 2: you walked into the TGI Fridays.

1172
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:02,480
Speaker 1: Bitch.

1173
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:06,799
Speaker 2: Fuck you, Like, literally, you're such a fucking loser. But

1174
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:09,359
Speaker 2: I don't tip, though, I don't believe in tipping.

1175
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:12,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, tipping is evil, that's actra. Yeah, we don't tip.

1176
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:15,239
Speaker 2: I overtip because my mom is a server and she

1177
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:18,520
Speaker 2: comes home and she talks shit explicitly about everybody who

1178
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:22,120
Speaker 2: didn't tip her. And now I have an intense fear

1179
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:26,440
Speaker 2: of the person turning around and being like this stupid

1180
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:27,200
Speaker 2: fucking bitch.

1181
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:39,200
Speaker 1: Oh so we got it, and we got the pregnancy

1182
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 1: contractions machine. Kai, Do you want to show your abs

1183
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:45,400
Speaker 1: to the camera? Is this your ad reveal?

1184
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 3: I can't show my abs. Actually, I guess I could

1185
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,720
Speaker 3: if it's for if it's to benefit women.

1186
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:53,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so we can understand their pain a little

1187
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:53,800
Speaker 1: bit more.

1188
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:56,520
Speaker 3: Don't we have to put it on Enia first to

1189
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 3: calibrate it. Yeah, that's true, so that she's like, oh

1190
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:00,439
Speaker 3: this is the that's true.

1191
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:01,680
Speaker 1: And you said she didn't want to do it on

1192
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:02,920
Speaker 1: the episode though.

1193
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:05,160
Speaker 2: Well, because I did it, and it like kind of

1194
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:07,600
Speaker 2: tickles and then it feels like a little perverted.

1195
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 1: I mean, we don't have to do it, but let's

1196
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:13,480
Speaker 1: give it a shot. So this is a tens machine.

1197
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:17,680
Speaker 1: It's normally I put it on my like wrist in

1198
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:20,200
Speaker 1: my hand like goes like this or like there's a

1199
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:22,240
Speaker 1: mode where it like literally makes me able to like

1200
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:24,880
Speaker 1: finger really good. It like it's the two middle fingers.

1201
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:26,560
Speaker 3: And I don't know if you're supposed to use it

1202
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:26,960
Speaker 3: for that.

1203
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:29,680
Speaker 2: The thing is, I will say too, is I rarely

1204
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:30,600
Speaker 2: get cramps.

1205
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:33,800
Speaker 1: So do you even? Yeah, you don't really ever know.

1206
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:34,160
Speaker 1: I don't.

1207
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:36,520
Speaker 2: I don't get cramps. I get like bad boob pain

1208
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:38,880
Speaker 2: and like back pain, and then it feels like somebody

1209
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:42,160
Speaker 2: like it feels like a professional boxer went like this

1210
00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:44,400
Speaker 2: to my vulva and then it's just like sore and

1211
00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:46,200
Speaker 2: it feels like somebody like past.

1212
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:49,640
Speaker 1: Me, Like the word vulva is gonna make me cry

1213
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:51,000
Speaker 1: laugh and everything.

1214
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:54,920
Speaker 2: Okay, it's on, so I know if it's going.

1215
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:55,520
Speaker 1: It's going.

1216
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:57,480
Speaker 2: Wait, do I have it too high up?

1217
00:58:57,680 --> 00:58:59,760
Speaker 1: I don't know. You tell me, I think I have

1218
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:02,680
Speaker 1: to put lower? Really, where are your ovaries? I thought

1219
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:06,360
Speaker 1: they were like here here? Why I thought they were

1220
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:10,440
Speaker 1: like up in the guts. Well every time I see

1221
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:15,200
Speaker 1: like a graphic of a uterus and like it grows down. Yeah, no,

1222
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:19,360
Speaker 1: it physically repulses me. It no, it literally like for

1223
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:22,960
Speaker 1: some reason, I imagine it being like from the vagina all

1224
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,400
Speaker 1: the way up until like yeah, the ribcage.

1225
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:28,640
Speaker 3: But it's actually.

1226
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:32,680
Speaker 2: It just like starts to kind of tickle.

1227
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:36,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, like after like I think fifteen, that's when it

1228
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:37,440
Speaker 1: starts like hurting down.

1229
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:42,600
Speaker 2: Bad. This is just like somebody just made the ultimate

1230
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:46,200
Speaker 2: scam of doing this with like a cool sculpt machine

1231
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:48,439
Speaker 2: and convincing people it was gonna give them app because

1232
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:50,640
Speaker 2: all it feels like is like it's like tensing up

1233
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:52,840
Speaker 2: the muscles in my stomach. So I'm at fifteen now

1234
00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:55,120
Speaker 2: I'm getting nervous.

1235
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 1: I'm fucking scary. It goes up to fifty, I think.

1236
00:59:57,680 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 2: Dude, it just it really starts to just tickle high.

1237
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:02,760
Speaker 1: I want to go up to like thirty first try.

1238
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:05,440
Speaker 2: Damn, this shit's pulsing. This is low key just a vibrator.

1239
01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:09,280
Speaker 2: I don't know if like my st So you're.

1240
01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:13,280
Speaker 1: At you're at eighteen with literally no reaction. Okay, that's

1241
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:13,800
Speaker 1: good to know.

1242
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:19,480
Speaker 2: Nineteen twenty, it's just like kind of shaking.

1243
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:21,080
Speaker 1: Does it flex your abs?

1244
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:24,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm at twenty one.

1245
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:26,280
Speaker 1: I think it might only go up to thirty. Does

1246
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:26,680
Speaker 1: it hurt?

1247
01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:28,680
Speaker 2: Dude? Twenty one sucks?

1248
01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:31,440
Speaker 1: Really? Does it feel like a period?

1249
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:35,240
Speaker 2: Yeah? Is it? I was saying to Drew, like from

1250
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:37,320
Speaker 2: the times I have gone cramps. I am like a

1251
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:39,720
Speaker 2: bad candidate to say, but like from the times I

1252
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:42,720
Speaker 2: have gotten cramps, it is similar, but like the weird

1253
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:45,480
Speaker 2: like it goes like z and like goes up, and

1254
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:47,760
Speaker 2: that's not my experience with cramps. It's just like a

1255
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:51,240
Speaker 2: dull like the dull pain you feel behind that, Like, yeah,

1256
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:54,280
Speaker 2: buzzing is real. Also, it like goes down to your legs,

1257
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:55,520
Speaker 2: which I've had.

1258
01:00:55,720 --> 01:01:00,680
Speaker 3: Is there like an equivalence of pain though, like.

1259
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:01,600
Speaker 1: Getting stabbed with it?

1260
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:05,040
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, because it is like okay, it is like

1261
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:05,960
Speaker 2: doing the squeezing thing.

1262
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:07,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just put it at whatever.

1263
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:10,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, twenty one is like I don't know that I

1264
01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:11,920
Speaker 2: want to go past twenty one, but I'll try twenty two.

1265
01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:17,280
Speaker 3: You just fight, No, that was my phone.

1266
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:21,040
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to go as high as I can.

1267
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:24,720
Speaker 2: So you guys have to go high. Okay, that's it.

1268
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:25,160
Speaker 2: That's it.

1269
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:27,240
Speaker 1: So and you got to twenty. I got to twenty three,

1270
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:28,520
Speaker 1: all right, I'll try.

1271
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:32,760
Speaker 2: My god, it's like I got to twenty three. Twenty

1272
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:37,160
Speaker 2: three hurts, but also this like it it shoots into

1273
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:39,280
Speaker 2: your legs, which I've never had that before. But I

1274
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:41,840
Speaker 2: know I do have homegirls who like their period cramps

1275
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:44,240
Speaker 2: are that bad. Like I have friends who get debilitated

1276
01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:45,240
Speaker 2: for like two three days.

1277
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:54,960
Speaker 3: My mom was like that, what just imagine like putting

1278
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:55,560
Speaker 3: it on your day.

1279
01:01:56,560 --> 01:01:57,520
Speaker 1: I hadn't made that joke.

1280
01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:01,640
Speaker 2: Okay, so Drew's at zero right now. I want it

1281
01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:04,439
Speaker 2: to control it, but that's like mean all.

1282
01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:16,640
Speaker 1: Right, one, two, three, four, Okay, I'm starting to feel it, dude,

1283
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:18,840
Speaker 1: I it hurts so bad.

1284
01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:25,120
Speaker 2: Oh, just shoot it up to twenty three. Shoot it

1285
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:27,280
Speaker 2: up to twenty three. What are you out right now?

1286
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:27,480
Speaker 5: Wait?

1287
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:28,520
Speaker 2: What are you at? What are you at?

1288
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:32,080
Speaker 1: I'm only at ten? Wait, this is actually crazy.

1289
01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:34,000
Speaker 2: I want to see if you guys could get it

1290
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:35,960
Speaker 2: up to twenty three. Twenty three is when it started.

1291
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:38,320
Speaker 1: Really, I don't know if this is good because it

1292
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:41,200
Speaker 1: feels like it's like spasming my colon, which is full

1293
01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:46,040
Speaker 1: of like turds. Like that's honestly, it doesn't hurt it

1294
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:50,320
Speaker 1: just is very abnormal. Wait is this like what you

1295
01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:52,080
Speaker 1: were feeling? I can't tell that is.

1296
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:54,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I had it lower, you have it kind

1297
01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:56,960
Speaker 2: of high. But I think, I mean, you don't have

1298
01:02:57,160 --> 01:02:59,200
Speaker 2: the parts in your body that I have, so like,

1299
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:07,720
Speaker 2: I think you're fine to just have it there.

1300
01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:10,440
Speaker 3: Making your Yeah, dude, you're like shaking.

1301
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:12,080
Speaker 2: Where are you at?

1302
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:13,680
Speaker 1: Only at fourteen? Bro?

1303
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,440
Speaker 2: Okay, let's get you to twenty three.

1304
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:22,840
Speaker 1: Oh it's like burning. Bro. Wait, I don't know. I

1305
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:28,560
Speaker 1: think that's my cold. Actually it just hurt.

1306
01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:32,040
Speaker 2: Get to twenty three? Please please please wait?

1307
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:35,160
Speaker 1: My balls like actually, I don't know if that's said.

1308
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:36,960
Speaker 1: I felt it literally in my ball.

1309
01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:39,200
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think it's like unsafe.

1310
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:42,120
Speaker 1: What are you is that?

1311
01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:44,000
Speaker 2: Twenty shoot to twenty three?

1312
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:53,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm hurting my ball?

1313
01:03:53,360 --> 01:04:01,640
Speaker 2: So wait did you get up to twenty three the last?

1314
01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:06,440
Speaker 1: I still feel it in my ball minutely, damnag just

1315
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:08,680
Speaker 1: my fucking scrot them.

1316
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:09,840
Speaker 3: Okay, where do I put it?

1317
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:10,240
Speaker 5: Like here?

1318
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:10,880
Speaker 1: And here?

1319
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:14,360
Speaker 2: Yeah? Like right above like next to your hip bone?

1320
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:18,960
Speaker 1: Almost Okay, so it's on, but you probably won't start

1321
01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:19,520
Speaker 1: feeling it.

1322
01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:21,439
Speaker 3: And I'm scared of in a ship.

1323
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:25,400
Speaker 1: Like do you feel it yet like a little tingle of.

1324
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:26,800
Speaker 3: Very small and hold my hand.

1325
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:29,080
Speaker 1: Please do you want me to control it?

1326
01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:38,360
Speaker 3: Yes? Please? Oh okay, fuck, that feels kind of good.

1327
01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:43,600
Speaker 2: Actually you should just shoot it up to fifteen.

1328
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:52,440
Speaker 5: Oh my god, on the out of me. Oh fuck, okay, okay,

1329
01:04:52,680 --> 01:05:02,680
Speaker 5: you gotta keep going. Yeah, I keep going. Okay?

1330
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:03,680
Speaker 3: Is that all right?

1331
01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:05,680
Speaker 2: I got to twenty three.

1332
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:07,880
Speaker 1: So there's probably like a different mode where it's like

1333
01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:08,680
Speaker 1: vibrating soon.

1334
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:16,240
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's what a fucking period feels like.

1335
01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:17,000
Speaker 3: Are you serious?

1336
01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:20,040
Speaker 1: It's all day?

1337
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:21,600
Speaker 5: Every wake up, we go high?

1338
01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:25,640
Speaker 1: Oh fuck doing these like all day? Do you feel

1339
01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:27,880
Speaker 1: it in your balls? Or did I like cause sandwich?

1340
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:33,000
Speaker 2: Well? What I will say is similar is like to

1341
01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:36,320
Speaker 2: turn it off through it all. What I will say

1342
01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:38,400
Speaker 2: similar about it is like you can just be fine

1343
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:40,160
Speaker 2: through the day and be like, oh my cramps are gone,

1344
01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:42,120
Speaker 2: and then be out in public and be standing around

1345
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:43,960
Speaker 2: and then just got a shooting pain like that and

1346
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:46,040
Speaker 2: be like, ah fuck, like they're coming back.

1347
01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:50,360
Speaker 1: I know that's what it was. My body was like

1348
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:58,160
Speaker 1: vibrating down. Honestly, that made me respect women less because

1349
01:05:58,160 --> 01:05:59,160
Speaker 1: that shit's easy. Bro.

1350
01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:03,680
Speaker 2: Like again, I am not the perfect candidate because I

1351
01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:06,560
Speaker 2: don't get like gnarly period pains, but that like sudden,

1352
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:11,440
Speaker 2: like like deep, dull like stabbing feeling is very I

1353
01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:13,960
Speaker 2: get that more like shooting up my back. So that

1354
01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:17,560
Speaker 2: pain that your y'all are feeling is my version of

1355
01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:19,720
Speaker 2: peer cramps. I get the gnarly back pains where like

1356
01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:22,520
Speaker 2: I'll be standing around and I know I'm about to

1357
01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:24,920
Speaker 2: get my peerod because suddenly I'll have that sharp, shooting

1358
01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:27,680
Speaker 2: pain go up my back and it literally will just

1359
01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:29,720
Speaker 2: be like a dull like shooting pain up my back.

1360
01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:31,920
Speaker 3: I saw someone online that said it went to like

1361
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:36,440
Speaker 3: fifty for them, like she was like, oh oh.

1362
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:37,360
Speaker 2: Like for them, it feels like.

1363
01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:40,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, br this one goes up like hella high.

1364
01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:45,480
Speaker 1: We could like try it, but I think like it

1365
01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:50,640
Speaker 1: wasn't like like painful. It was just like like so uncomfortable,

1366
01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:54,120
Speaker 1: Like it wasn't like a shooting like stabbing pain vibe.

1367
01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:57,520
Speaker 1: But even that like experiencing that randomly through the day,

1368
01:06:57,640 --> 01:07:00,680
Speaker 1: I like, I literally like kicked your like chare, like

1369
01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:03,720
Speaker 1: it was like hinting my whole body up. That shit

1370
01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:05,320
Speaker 1: was lit.

1371
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:07,960
Speaker 2: I literally do know girls like I am friends with

1372
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:09,640
Speaker 2: people who all hit up and be like okay, we

1373
01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:11,240
Speaker 2: hang out, They're like, dude, no, my cramps are like

1374
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:12,000
Speaker 2: killing me at.

1375
01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:13,680
Speaker 1: The same back. I wish I had that excuse.

1376
01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:16,680
Speaker 2: It makes sense. Oh my god, it makes sense when

1377
01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:20,240
Speaker 2: you think about it, because like your body, if it's

1378
01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:22,080
Speaker 2: again back to the mom's hat, It's like, I didn't

1379
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:24,360
Speaker 2: get tired from naturally being tired. I got tired for

1380
01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:26,720
Speaker 2: my body having to endure pain. And that's kind of

1381
01:07:26,720 --> 01:07:28,840
Speaker 2: like what a period feels like. It's like it's just

1382
01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:31,680
Speaker 2: like draining you and depleting you of all your energy

1383
01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:33,760
Speaker 2: because your body is so focused on doing something and

1384
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:35,919
Speaker 2: then you're just like groggy and you feel like shit

1385
01:07:36,080 --> 01:07:38,000
Speaker 2: and like parts of you hurt. But you know what's

1386
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:41,480
Speaker 2: fucked up is imagine that and your back hurt and

1387
01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:45,040
Speaker 2: you're bleeding profusively, and you like your mindset is all

1388
01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:47,160
Speaker 2: fucked up on like who you are as a person

1389
01:07:47,240 --> 01:07:48,560
Speaker 2: and you're literally just depleted.

1390
01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:50,360
Speaker 1: And the wage gap and.

1391
01:07:50,280 --> 01:07:51,680
Speaker 3: The what the wage gap too?

1392
01:07:52,040 --> 01:07:55,800
Speaker 1: On top of all and Hillary Clinton not winning president.

1393
01:07:55,880 --> 01:07:57,800
Speaker 3: Oh my god, don't, don't. Don't.

1394
01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:02,480
Speaker 2: I'm like, actually not kidding. I the pain I felt

1395
01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:06,760
Speaker 2: when Trump won over a Hillary. I'm like, please, guys,

1396
01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:09,439
Speaker 2: fote please, I can't experience that again. I can't get

1397
01:08:09,480 --> 01:08:13,440
Speaker 2: so close to something hopeful and then watch Kamala lose

1398
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:13,919
Speaker 2: and then.

1399
01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:17,000
Speaker 3: Be like that like video that got memed of that

1400
01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:19,599
Speaker 3: woman like falling to her knees and like scream crying.

1401
01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:24,479
Speaker 3: That's funny, but it's part of me. In twenty sixteen,

1402
01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:24,800
Speaker 3: I was like.

1403
01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:27,320
Speaker 1: There, do you feel that that will bid me? In

1404
01:08:27,439 --> 01:08:31,440
Speaker 1: twenty four with projective.

1405
01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:36,160
Speaker 3: Literally, I saw there was a comment on the last

1406
01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:39,160
Speaker 3: video that said, this is a very brave comment kai.

1407
01:08:39,320 --> 01:08:43,040
Speaker 3: Men have daily hormone. Men have a daily hormonal cycle.

1408
01:08:43,439 --> 01:08:46,040
Speaker 3: Men have their periods every day, So like.

1409
01:08:46,120 --> 01:08:50,240
Speaker 1: Whoa wait about that? Actually, yeah, I'm in my luteal

1410
01:08:50,320 --> 01:08:51,160
Speaker 1: phase right now.

1411
01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:54,639
Speaker 2: You know what I think about that information?

1412
01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:54,920
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1413
01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:55,760
Speaker 3: What do you think about that?

1414
01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:57,800
Speaker 2: In a book? And so it's to somebody who gives

1415
01:08:57,800 --> 01:08:59,880
Speaker 2: a fun damn that makes sense?

1416
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:03,680
Speaker 1: Honestly, Yeah, that is good information though, because honestly, when

1417
01:09:03,680 --> 01:09:07,519
Speaker 1: I'm feeling like not hanging out with the group, it's

1418
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:09,599
Speaker 1: probably because I'm in my luteal face.

1419
01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:12,639
Speaker 3: I wonder if our male periods are ours?

1420
01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:13,960
Speaker 1: Are for sure seeing they.

1421
01:09:13,880 --> 01:09:16,400
Speaker 3: Are, because sometimes we'll start texting like manny to.

1422
01:09:16,439 --> 01:09:19,240
Speaker 1: Each other, like last night, our periods sink though we

1423
01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:20,400
Speaker 1: were freaking.

1424
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:22,240
Speaker 3: The fucking the alien.

1425
01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:27,320
Speaker 2: All right, well, oh.

1426
01:09:27,240 --> 01:09:33,280
Speaker 1: Drew syop and media and media, this is the longest

1427
01:09:33,320 --> 01:09:38,360
Speaker 1: episode we've ever done. Y'all keep calling me pussy, but

1428
01:09:38,439 --> 01:09:45,160
Speaker 1: y'all won't stick a dick in me. Oh that was

1429
01:09:46,479 --> 01:09:49,400
Speaker 1: Bottoms b six' one talking about who wants me bitch

1430
01:09:49,479 --> 01:09:56,160
Speaker 1: the Lakers. That's from I smoke crack ooh woo. I

1431
01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:59,280
Speaker 1: don't let enya turn on the heated seats anymore. What

1432
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:01,479
Speaker 1: you're not about to do is fry that fish in

1433
01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:07,120
Speaker 1: my car, especially with a yeast infection. So stupid girls

1434
01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:09,639
Speaker 1: break up with their boyfriend and start exposing the most

1435
01:10:09,680 --> 01:10:11,840
Speaker 1: random shit. The fuck you mean he was tworking on

1436
01:10:11,920 --> 01:10:12,519
Speaker 1: the low.

1437
01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:19,280
Speaker 5: Weed?

1438
01:10:20,439 --> 01:10:28,080
Speaker 1: Oh we'd the best or whatever. Dj Khaled was always saying, Amber,

1439
01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:36,200
Speaker 1: m y'all gotta stop letting dudes spitting you. Y'all gotta

1440
01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:40,120
Speaker 1: stop letting dudes you spit as lube. It's flu season,

1441
01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:48,719
Speaker 1: old Corona Kucci. Everyone is like, are you far left

1442
01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:55,400
Speaker 1: or are you far right? Bitch? I'm farting, hey use

1443
01:10:55,439 --> 01:10:57,720
Speaker 1: that and you're silly little at its guys as the

1444
01:10:57,800 --> 01:10:59,960
Speaker 1: first one, and then it's like culture is like geist

1445
01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:02,760
Speaker 1: shit after that with like a Charlie XCX song that

1446
01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:08,080
Speaker 1: goes in the beginning like now you directing it? And

1447
01:11:08,120 --> 01:11:11,200
Speaker 1: this is like like fall Girl vibes. Yeah, Fall Girl

1448
01:11:11,240 --> 01:11:14,320
Speaker 1: video coming soon, Drew Moji coming soon, and then I

1449
01:11:14,439 --> 01:11:17,120
Speaker 1: Getting Married coming soon in You and I Boxing coming soon,

1450
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:24,160
Speaker 1: and new Duppelganger video coming soon. Wow, my media is

1451
01:11:24,160 --> 01:11:26,920
Speaker 1: alien Romulus and that's it. Also. No, Actually, I have

1452
01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:29,640
Speaker 1: really good media, but I shouldn't share that, right, I

1453
01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:30,799
Speaker 1: have to share that with Patreon.

1454
01:11:32,080 --> 01:11:34,600
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen Janet Planet? Oh yeah, did you

1455
01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:35,080
Speaker 3: guys see jam?

1456
01:11:35,479 --> 01:11:37,400
Speaker 2: But I wanted to watch it in theaters but nobody

1457
01:11:37,439 --> 01:11:38,360
Speaker 2: wanted to gear with me.

1458
01:11:38,960 --> 01:11:41,719
Speaker 3: It's good. It's really good. I mean it's like it's

1459
01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:43,439
Speaker 3: it's one of I put it in the category of

1460
01:11:43,479 --> 01:11:45,560
Speaker 3: like perfect days, where I'm like, this is one of

1461
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:47,240
Speaker 3: the best boring movies I've ever seen.

1462
01:11:47,439 --> 01:11:49,759
Speaker 1: Was it like Border Project vibes? Almost?

1463
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:54,679
Speaker 3: No, It's like very introspective. You're basically like watching like

1464
01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:59,760
Speaker 3: a kid in the nineties, like live their life and

1465
01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:04,120
Speaker 3: in like the nineties is like a time period.

1466
01:12:04,479 --> 01:12:07,040
Speaker 1: I'm literally we were all born and I had no

1467
01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:09,160
Speaker 1: experience of the nineties at all.

1468
01:12:09,439 --> 01:12:13,280
Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah, you were born in like way after

1469
01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:13,880
Speaker 3: nine to eleven.

1470
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:16,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he was born in two thousand and four.

1471
01:12:17,320 --> 01:12:20,120
Speaker 3: Oh right, right, Janet, Planet's good. It is really good.

1472
01:12:20,120 --> 01:12:24,040
Speaker 3: It's boring as fuck, but it's good. Fuck that series

1473
01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:24,880
Speaker 3: two thousand and eight.

1474
01:12:24,920 --> 01:12:27,840
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, I was born in two thousand and eight. Bitch,

1475
01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:28,479
Speaker 1: I'm sixteen.

1476
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:33,080
Speaker 2: You're still sixteen. Yes, I feel like you're just moving

1477
01:12:33,120 --> 01:12:34,439
Speaker 2: your birthdate, like.

1478
01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:36,720
Speaker 1: And I feel like you're being a bitch right now.

1479
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:41,479
Speaker 2: Oh shit, Well I'll watch that because I've been wanting

1480
01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:44,559
Speaker 2: to watch that. My songs are coming back to me

1481
01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:52,000
Speaker 2: Jefferson Airplane, where There is Love patrece Rucian and been

1482
01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:53,520
Speaker 2: listening to Sabrina Carpenter.

1483
01:12:54,040 --> 01:12:57,360
Speaker 1: Yeah she's the girl. Yeah, Sabrina Carpenter. I saw a

1484
01:12:57,439 --> 01:13:00,240
Speaker 1: video of her like she's very down to earth in

1485
01:13:00,280 --> 01:13:02,600
Speaker 1: that Chicken Chop interview. I was like, Oh, she gets it.

1486
01:13:03,080 --> 01:13:05,599
Speaker 1: She's like tapped the fucking like she knows staying culture.

1487
01:13:05,640 --> 01:13:07,120
Speaker 1: Like she's the girl. And then also I saw a

1488
01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:10,920
Speaker 1: video of her on the street like and like this

1489
01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:14,360
Speaker 1: TikTok live stream influencer had no idea who she was,

1490
01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:17,360
Speaker 1: and the way she handled that situation was so down

1491
01:13:17,360 --> 01:13:20,080
Speaker 1: the earth and humble, and I was like she's she's

1492
01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:23,320
Speaker 1: my pop girl. She's my girl raised my.

1493
01:13:23,240 --> 01:13:27,280
Speaker 2: Pop summer of the pop girls. I'm very invested. Let's

1494
01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:30,880
Speaker 2: keep it going for the fall and winter and just yeah,

1495
01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:35,160
Speaker 2: keep making music and keep performing. Overwork yourself. You should

1496
01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:35,960
Speaker 2: burn yourself out.

1497
01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:39,240
Speaker 1: No, literally, wait, who's the next pop girl?

1498
01:13:39,280 --> 01:13:39,360
Speaker 5: Like?

1499
01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:41,160
Speaker 1: Why do I I'm not even joking, why do I

1500
01:13:41,160 --> 01:13:43,559
Speaker 1: low key feel like it's you? And yeah, no, like

1501
01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:45,840
Speaker 1: in three years you might be a pop girl. No,

1502
01:13:46,120 --> 01:13:47,040
Speaker 1: I genuinely think that.

1503
01:13:47,120 --> 01:13:50,120
Speaker 2: The thing is I've got on the podcast before, and

1504
01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:53,120
Speaker 2: like the music I would want to make, y'all would

1505
01:13:53,160 --> 01:13:56,679
Speaker 2: be like boo, y'all would start tomato heckling me. Well,

1506
01:14:06,280 --> 01:14:11,800
Speaker 2: oh yeah, someone I don't know that, like they love

1507
01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:12,840
Speaker 2: and respect the song.

1508
01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:16,280
Speaker 1: I mean they're blasting that ship in the car and

1509
01:14:16,320 --> 01:14:17,639
Speaker 1: that's a very rare thing.

1510
01:14:18,160 --> 01:14:21,080
Speaker 2: Yeah. I have some some people who like.

1511
01:14:21,120 --> 01:14:26,360
Speaker 1: The song so a lot, which one Remax Charlie one

1512
01:14:26,439 --> 01:14:29,000
Speaker 1: like on ironic so stupid.

1513
01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:33,720
Speaker 2: But yeah maybe one day, one day I have to

1514
01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:36,760
Speaker 2: get my painting. I'm working on painting right now.

1515
01:14:37,400 --> 01:14:40,920
Speaker 1: One day, See, I could I could do like a

1516
01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:42,519
Speaker 1: Daniel Johnston thing.

1517
01:14:43,439 --> 01:14:50,479
Speaker 2: Because you're fucking crazy. He crashed a plane with his

1518
01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:56,240
Speaker 2: dad is in. Yeah, he like his dad knew how

1519
01:14:56,240 --> 01:14:59,639
Speaker 2: to fly like private planes, like small planes, and he's

1520
01:14:59,680 --> 01:15:01,719
Speaker 2: gone went to pick him up at one point, and

1521
01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:04,559
Speaker 2: Daniel made the plane crash, so they weren't a plane

1522
01:15:04,560 --> 01:15:05,080
Speaker 2: crash together.

1523
01:15:05,240 --> 01:15:06,200
Speaker 1: Was he trying to kill him?

1524
01:15:06,320 --> 01:15:07,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was trying to kill him them.

1525
01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:09,639
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't get a plain with me because

1526
01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:12,599
Speaker 1: that sounds just like my vibe. Also, I'm not even

1527
01:15:12,640 --> 01:15:15,439
Speaker 1: being funny. I think it was my colon spasming. I

1528
01:15:15,439 --> 01:15:16,160
Speaker 1: think like it was.

1529
01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:17,720
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we just gave d you another thing.

1530
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:20,280
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm it. I just can feel it,

1531
01:15:20,360 --> 01:15:21,720
Speaker 1: like there's moment in.

1532
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:23,519
Speaker 3: My legs are still shaking.

1533
01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:28,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, I wait, no, no, no, no, there

1534
01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:33,080
Speaker 1: there are moments in my life where my colon is

1535
01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:36,680
Speaker 1: so full of shit that I can literally see it

1536
01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:40,400
Speaker 1: physically protruding out of my stomach. And what hurts is

1537
01:15:40,479 --> 01:15:44,200
Speaker 1: that exact and literally, No, you can literally feel it

1538
01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:47,080
Speaker 1: when I'm not when I'm not flexing, like if you

1539
01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:49,200
Speaker 1: wanted to, you could feel my colon from the inside,

1540
01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:53,800
Speaker 1: like right there, I can feel it right from the inside. Yeah,

1541
01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:54,960
Speaker 1: of course, a right period.

1542
01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:56,759
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening, guys.

1543
01:16:22,080 --> 01:16:23,000
Speaker 1: Sh