1 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:08,119 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's getting to the self defense 2 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:11,600 Speaker 1: biz by launching a new line of fragrance scented pepper 3 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:18,360 Speaker 1: sprays Nice now available in vanilla bean and pineapple mango dakery. 4 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:22,520 Speaker 1: So your attacker feels like he's on vacation as he's 5 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:24,040 Speaker 1: being dragged to jail. 6 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:25,440 Speaker 2: So good. 7 00:00:26,239 --> 00:00:29,480 Speaker 1: It's Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news 8 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:31,920 Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except 9 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:35,000 Speaker 1: we've got a laser and those other mace faces just don't. 10 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:37,800 Speaker 1: This first lazer story is out of Vermont. 11 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:40,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not the same reactions Florida. 12 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:45,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, a family heard someone above their chimney and unfortunately 13 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:47,080 Speaker 1: it was not a sign of Christmas. 14 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:47,520 Speaker 3: In July. 15 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:51,120 Speaker 2: Ooh, oh that's good. 16 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:55,280 Speaker 1: No, thirty nine year old man named Stephen Nason used 17 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:57,880 Speaker 1: a ladder to climb onto a family's roof at around 18 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:58,560 Speaker 1: four am. 19 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:03,480 Speaker 2: Oh god, the window like a decent human people alone. 20 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:06,160 Speaker 1: Well, the homeowner heard the commotion, came out and asked 21 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:07,360 Speaker 1: him what he was doing. 22 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:10,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, Stephan was honest when he said, I'm just trying 23 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:13,640 Speaker 3: to get my drugs. I dropped down your chimney. 24 00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 2: And I thought he was gonna rob them. Yes, isn't 25 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:21,399 Speaker 2: it just let me get those for you. 26 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:24,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so odd that he said that. 27 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:26,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, why the drugs were pretting put down there to 28 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:26,960 Speaker 2: begin with. 29 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:30,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, the family didn't know Stephan, and it sounds like 30 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:33,959 Speaker 1: there weren't any drugs in the chimney. 31 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:36,560 Speaker 3: At least, so he was probably hi. I thought it 32 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:38,120 Speaker 3: was the chimney drugs. 33 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:41,760 Speaker 1: But still he refused to come down, so the police 34 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:44,240 Speaker 1: were called, I'm not. 35 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:45,959 Speaker 3: Coming down on the roof or the drugs. 36 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:46,680 Speaker 2: Ye. Never. 37 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:50,560 Speaker 1: Very high cops couldn't get him to come down either. 38 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:53,680 Speaker 1: They spent several hours trying to talk him into it. 39 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:56,960 Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's so annoyed. I'd be like, let 40 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:58,040 Speaker 2: me sleep. Yeah. 41 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:00,960 Speaker 1: At one point, the fire department even moved the basket 42 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:03,520 Speaker 1: of their truck over so he could take some bottled 43 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:06,680 Speaker 1: water off it. He did, but he also grabbed an 44 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:09,799 Speaker 1: axe from it and started chopping holes in the roof. 45 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:14,560 Speaker 2: Why is that accessively acts some water next to each other? 46 00:02:14,639 --> 00:02:16,440 Speaker 2: You know, that's where we always keep it. 47 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:18,480 Speaker 3: She gave a little crack pibe, just in case. 48 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,960 Speaker 1: Sometimes you need to open your bottle of water with 49 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:24,800 Speaker 1: an ax. Not long after the authorities were able to 50 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:25,440 Speaker 1: get him down. 51 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:27,959 Speaker 2: That would be so embarrassing as a firefighter. 52 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, who made the mistake? 53 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:30,400 Speaker 2: Bill? 54 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:32,280 Speaker 3: You left your ass on the picker? 55 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:32,799 Speaker 2: Come on. 56 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:35,160 Speaker 1: The authorities were able to get him down. This was 57 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:38,880 Speaker 1: at about eleven thirty am. Oh, which means he was 58 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,040 Speaker 1: up there for more than seven hours. 59 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:43,440 Speaker 2: And I bet there's holes on the roof. 60 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:46,600 Speaker 1: Unclear if Steven was under the influence or if he 61 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:50,320 Speaker 1: was just having some kind of breakdown. But this isn't 62 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:54,600 Speaker 1: his first police standoff. He was previously arrested for similar 63 00:02:54,639 --> 00:02:58,920 Speaker 1: incidents in twenty nineteen and twenty twenty two. This time 64 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:02,480 Speaker 1: he was charged with a gravated criminal mischief and thankfully 65 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:05,400 Speaker 1: no one was hurt. Yeah, except for the roof and 66 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:06,960 Speaker 1: a small portion of the chimney. 67 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:07,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's probably. 68 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:09,640 Speaker 2: That's not cheap. 69 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:12,079 Speaker 1: Yeah, he's lucky that he made it into laser stories 70 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:13,839 Speaker 1: because he almost was our hero of the week. 71 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:15,919 Speaker 3: So keep at it. Step. 72 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:19,280 Speaker 2: Can't believe the firefighters weren't impressed with as Ax skills. 73 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:23,560 Speaker 1: His next laser stories out of yesterday's news. 74 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:26,320 Speaker 2: That's always good, Jeff, that's where we're at. I think 75 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:27,880 Speaker 2: it's called old then news. 76 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:35,240 Speaker 1: Sunday was National ice Cream Day, but a new poll 77 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:39,320 Speaker 1: found we're more likely to eat it on Saturdays. In fact, 78 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:42,440 Speaker 1: twenty nine percent of Americans say Saturdays are when they're 79 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:46,840 Speaker 1: most likely to eat the frozen treat, specifically at five 80 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,600 Speaker 1: forty two pms. 81 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:50,720 Speaker 3: Before after dinner. 82 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:53,120 Speaker 2: Oh god, don't eat it at five forty one. 83 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 3: Fridays are next at nineteen percent. 84 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:59,520 Speaker 1: Another frozen fun facts, seventy two percent of Americans said 85 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:01,680 Speaker 1: ice cream is their favorite dessert. 86 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:05,240 Speaker 2: Are you never not in the mood for it? I know? 87 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,200 Speaker 1: Forty percent usually eat ice cream out of a bowl, 88 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:14,760 Speaker 1: thirty five percent said cone, and seventeen percent don't mess around, 89 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:16,240 Speaker 1: just eat it straight out the cart. 90 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,320 Speaker 3: Yeah. 91 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:20,279 Speaker 2: Our house is coffee mugs. We put it in the 92 00:04:20,279 --> 00:04:24,480 Speaker 2: coffee mugs. Nobody else. It's nice because you can hold 93 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:25,400 Speaker 2: it while you eat it. 94 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:30,440 Speaker 1: Handle morehouses off of each other's bodies, which close to 95 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:32,200 Speaker 1: a coffee. 96 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:32,160 Speaker 3: Yah, bagel. 97 00:04:32,279 --> 00:04:32,520 Speaker 2: Yeah. 98 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:36,080 Speaker 1: The top five most purchase flavors, these are stats from 99 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:41,000 Speaker 1: instacart are vanilla, chocolate, mint, chocolate chip, butter pecan, and 100 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:43,880 Speaker 1: cookies and cream creamy chocolate chip. 101 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:45,920 Speaker 2: There is something in me that is so sad. Both 102 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:53,400 Speaker 2: my kids just like chocolate because no, I want more flavors. 103 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:57,239 Speaker 2: I like a coffee and oreo. It's unbelievable. 104 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:00,720 Speaker 3: It tastes really good off one's lower back. 105 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:04,640 Speaker 1: That's They also looked at which states have the most 106 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:08,760 Speaker 1: ice cream super fans, and New Jersey ranks number one. 107 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:14,039 Speaker 1: Fifty of New Jersey ins identify as ice cream experts. 108 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:16,520 Speaker 2: They did name cows after the state, so it checks 109 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:17,600 Speaker 2: out a Jersey cow. 110 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:22,599 Speaker 3: Yeah, never thought about that. Hey, I'm licking over here. 111 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:28,200 Speaker 1: This next lander story is out of the update of 112 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:30,320 Speaker 1: the polls update. 113 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:35,359 Speaker 3: I didn't have the same time. It was magical. 114 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:39,279 Speaker 1: Now, money can't buy love, But what if I told 115 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:41,360 Speaker 1: you love could buy money? 116 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:44,480 Speaker 2: Is okay with marriage? 117 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:47,000 Speaker 3: And I'm not talking about marrying into money. 118 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:50,599 Speaker 1: I'm talking about money to get out of a marriage. 119 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:55,080 Speaker 2: That's usually it costs you lots of follow me. 120 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:58,120 Speaker 1: A brand new poll ask people would you leave your 121 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:00,000 Speaker 1: partner for one minute? 122 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:00,920 Speaker 3: Million dollars? 123 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,280 Speaker 2: That's it, that's all you would leave. 124 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:07,440 Speaker 1: That's a lot of money to the majority of people. 125 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:09,760 Speaker 1: For you, that's a small amount, But for a lot 126 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,240 Speaker 1: of people, they'll never see a million. 127 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:14,320 Speaker 2: You hung up with them after. Oh that's a good question. 128 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:16,400 Speaker 3: No rules, so go for it. 129 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:19,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not gonna want to hook up with you 130 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:22,479 Speaker 2: if you just left them for money, them a nice meal. 131 00:06:22,839 --> 00:06:26,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, Surprisingly, forty three percent of Americans said they'd do it. 132 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:31,040 Speaker 2: Dude, no way. I would have left a lot of 133 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:35,000 Speaker 2: ex boyfriends for like ten grand, but I wouldn't leave 134 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:36,120 Speaker 2: my husband for a million. 135 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:37,680 Speaker 3: Well, it's a big number, and maybe. 136 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:40,240 Speaker 1: In the same poll, forty percent of Americans said they 137 00:06:40,279 --> 00:06:43,520 Speaker 1: would accept thirty three million dollars even if it meant 138 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:46,040 Speaker 1: financially ruining somebody else. 139 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:53,000 Speaker 3: Is so terrible. You got thirty three million disappear. 140 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,880 Speaker 2: You can't sleep at night. But that's fine. 141 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:57,839 Speaker 3: I think the billionaires sleep fine. 142 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:01,279 Speaker 1: The big shock part of this new pole, almost fifty 143 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:04,240 Speaker 1: percent of Americans said they would enter a real life 144 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:07,560 Speaker 1: version of squid Game for a shot at thirty three million, 145 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:11,240 Speaker 1: despite the game's ninety nine point eight percent death rates, 146 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:14,440 Speaker 1: only one person lives. 147 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:17,480 Speaker 2: Guys, that just tells me how unrealistic we are, about 148 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:18,560 Speaker 2: how athletic we are. 149 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:22,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, really yeah, Well life has a one 150 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:26,600 Speaker 1: hundred percent death rate, So now squid games looking pretty good. Actually, 151 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:31,520 Speaker 1: and maybe so maybe even worse. Fifteen percent would frame 152 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:35,720 Speaker 1: a friend for a crime they didn't commit a friend 153 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:38,360 Speaker 1: for a million bucks, though Hey, nobody get ten fine, 154 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:38,920 Speaker 1: you have to. 155 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:39,440 Speaker 3: Bail them out. 156 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:42,600 Speaker 2: There a small crime I'd frame jeff Yeah. 157 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:43,520 Speaker 3: Oh you think we're friends. 158 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:45,440 Speaker 2: I just think that you would like being in jail 159 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:46,040 Speaker 2: a little bit. 160 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:51,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a win for me. I got a cigarette money. 161 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:55,880 Speaker 1: So where do we draw the line? Apparently it's freaking Facebook. 162 00:07:56,680 --> 00:08:00,000 Speaker 1: Twenty one percent would pass on a million dollars if 163 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,400 Speaker 1: it meant they'd lose access to their social media? 164 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:08,200 Speaker 2: Is Facebook social? Probably leave your husband, but you wouldn't 165 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:10,080 Speaker 2: give up your social media pages. 166 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:12,640 Speaker 1: I mean imagine if we did that, we never would 167 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:14,040 Speaker 1: have seen this guy's video. 168 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:17,200 Speaker 3: I mean, forget the million. 169 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,080 Speaker 2: Oh you're saying priceless. 170 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:21,040 Speaker 1: Just knowing him and all that he's given back to 171 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:25,120 Speaker 1: our community over the years makes me rich and heart Okay, 172 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:25,840 Speaker 1: that's not a place. 173 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,240 Speaker 3: Means Laser Stories has come to an end for the day. 174 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:31,760 Speaker 3: We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday 175 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:33,880 Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.