1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:27,320 Speaker 1: Ridiculous History is a production of I Heart Radio. Welcome 2 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:30,360 Speaker 1: back to the show, Ridiculous Historians. Thank you, as always 3 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:32,879 Speaker 1: so much for tuning in. Let's give it up for 4 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:35,360 Speaker 1: a one and only super producer, the Man, the Myth, 5 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:42,040 Speaker 1: the Legend, Mr Max Williams. And uh, let's also well, 6 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:45,000 Speaker 1: they called me ben. Uh. Let's also give it up 7 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:47,960 Speaker 1: for my ride or die, very good friend of mine 8 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:51,640 Speaker 1: here in spirit, Mr Noel Brown. Noel is out for 9 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:56,040 Speaker 1: a bit, but we'll be returning soon. Uh. Nevertheless, we 10 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:59,720 Speaker 1: have been speaking a lot offline and it is our 11 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:03,959 Speaker 1: fondest wish that the show go on. So we're going 12 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:08,040 Speaker 1: to have a couple of special guest host in the 13 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:10,680 Speaker 1: next few episodes. And this is where I would like 14 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:17,160 Speaker 1: to introduce our very first special guest host in this lineup. Folks, 15 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:21,520 Speaker 1: give it up for Mr Max Williams. He called that 16 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:24,160 Speaker 1: I'm slippings. You didn't know how many of us we 17 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:47,040 Speaker 1: like sight Machine great? Oh yeah, yeah. We searched long 18 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:51,160 Speaker 1: and far. We we really worked hard to find someone 19 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,560 Speaker 1: to come in and they all said no, so you're 20 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:57,960 Speaker 1: stuck with me. Uh well, you know, our search was assiduous. 21 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:00,800 Speaker 1: We did our do Dilon let me give you a 22 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:05,600 Speaker 1: little background on Max Williams. For anybody who is not familiar, 23 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:08,320 Speaker 1: So Max Williams, you know him, you love him from 24 00:02:08,639 --> 00:02:13,119 Speaker 1: shows like Ephemeral, from shows like Ridiculous History. You may 25 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:16,920 Speaker 1: also know that he is a fan of curling, is 26 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:20,000 Speaker 1: a fan of war history. He is a fan of 27 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:23,160 Speaker 1: Star trek. Uh. He is also a fan of the 28 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:28,840 Speaker 1: phrase beef it. Yeah. If we won't explain how to 29 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:34,600 Speaker 1: air what that means that okay, yeah, oh man, we 30 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:36,480 Speaker 1: might have to fly this as an explicit if we 31 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:41,520 Speaker 1: do that, right, So okay, So in this case, then, uh, 32 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:48,080 Speaker 1: we're going to talk about survival today and nowadays. I 33 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:52,560 Speaker 1: think for anybody who's a fan of presidential lore like 34 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:57,040 Speaker 1: you and myself, Max, you might be astonished to learn 35 00:02:57,200 --> 00:03:02,400 Speaker 1: just how wild the lives of past US presidents were. 36 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:06,560 Speaker 1: In many ways, they have adventures that seem straight out 37 00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:10,079 Speaker 1: of straight out of the big screen. You, Noel and 38 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:12,840 Speaker 1: I have talked in the past about all kinds of 39 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:16,880 Speaker 1: strange things. Most recently in US presidential lore we talked 40 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:21,959 Speaker 1: about Abraham Lincoln's former career as a trash talking wrestler 41 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:24,920 Speaker 1: straight out of w W E. Yeah, and don't forget 42 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:28,400 Speaker 1: about Ronald Reagan and throwing rocks at people while he's 43 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:31,200 Speaker 1: a lifeguard. That was a pretty strange one too. Yeah, 44 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:34,520 Speaker 1: I mean a lot of like, you know, especially when 45 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:37,200 Speaker 1: it comes to these older presidents, a lot of what 46 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:41,280 Speaker 1: we hear commonly is about like, oh, this was in 47 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:43,400 Speaker 1: an office, or this is like especially older ones who 48 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,720 Speaker 1: were generals like Jackson and Taylor and stuff, where these 49 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:49,440 Speaker 1: were the great battles, but a lot of times loss 50 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:50,960 Speaker 1: in history or just kind of like you know, these 51 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,400 Speaker 1: idiosyncrasies about them, and just also these kind of like 52 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:57,520 Speaker 1: wilder stories, and I think, uh, yeah, Andrew Jackson has 53 00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:01,360 Speaker 1: a few of those himself. Not all good, of course, no, no, 54 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:04,760 Speaker 1: not all good. We have the benefit of retrospect here. Uh, 55 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:09,320 Speaker 1: that's right. What being a president requires a a certain 56 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:12,280 Speaker 1: set of skills to be a little liam Nisan about it, 57 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:18,000 Speaker 1: and it's also inherently a pretty dangerous position. You are 58 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:22,200 Speaker 1: much more likely to have people attempt to assassinate you 59 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,680 Speaker 1: if you are the president, then say, if you are 60 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:28,320 Speaker 1: a plumber. I believe that's true. I'm assuming they're a 61 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:30,760 Speaker 1: plumbers in the crowd right in and let us know. 62 00:04:31,279 --> 00:04:35,599 Speaker 1: But today, Max, you and I are talking about a 63 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:39,160 Speaker 1: story that I think really captivated both of us. We're 64 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:44,960 Speaker 1: talking about presidents who survived assassination attempts, and we're going 65 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,800 Speaker 1: to have to start. We're gonna have to spend a 66 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:51,320 Speaker 1: lot of time, I think today on Gosh, Max, what 67 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:52,599 Speaker 1: would you call him? I don't know if I would 68 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:56,880 Speaker 1: call him our collective favorite president, but he's certainly a 69 00:04:56,920 --> 00:05:01,640 Speaker 1: fascinating character. One and only Andrew jack Soon. I remember 70 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:05,800 Speaker 1: junior year Nerdy Max ap U S History class being 71 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:10,200 Speaker 1: taught by my ap U S History professor, Mr. Boucher, 72 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:16,479 Speaker 1: that Andrew Jackson is a very important president American history. 73 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:18,760 Speaker 1: He says like he's not a good one in many ways, 74 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:22,279 Speaker 1: but he is a very influential and I think that's 75 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:24,880 Speaker 1: probably the best way to say. There's still a lot 76 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:29,599 Speaker 1: of Jackson era stuff that still exists in America. Let's 77 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:32,240 Speaker 1: just say, I mean, he's arguably our first king. And 78 00:05:32,279 --> 00:05:34,839 Speaker 1: you know, we've had a couple cents him, like like 79 00:05:34,839 --> 00:05:38,920 Speaker 1: a guy who was in office for thirteen years. Oh yeah, yeah, 80 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:43,680 Speaker 1: because that's because that's before the uh that's for the 81 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:48,480 Speaker 1: Laws of the Land change restricting a president to two terms. Right, 82 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:53,640 Speaker 1: And when we talk about I'm talking about Jackson. One 83 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:56,719 Speaker 1: thing we have to mention is that he, like several 84 00:05:56,760 --> 00:06:02,160 Speaker 1: other U S presidents of this era, was known for 85 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:07,400 Speaker 1: these real barn stormers of speeches. And while the transcripts 86 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:11,200 Speaker 1: of many of those speeches exist today, we as the US, 87 00:06:11,279 --> 00:06:14,880 Speaker 1: did not have the technology to record the audio or 88 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:17,719 Speaker 1: the video, so a lot of it may be lost 89 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:21,160 Speaker 1: in translation through interpretation of the text. But you have 90 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:27,560 Speaker 1: to know this. Jackson is known for huge speeches. He 91 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:30,279 Speaker 1: is an orator. He fires up a crowd and he 92 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:33,560 Speaker 1: has to do this. This is like campaigning, right, This 93 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:36,120 Speaker 1: is how he keeps himself front and center in the 94 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:41,280 Speaker 1: minds of voters and opponents. So our story kind of starts. Um, 95 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:44,520 Speaker 1: you put uh, you put a lot of work in 96 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:47,280 Speaker 1: this outline. I just beefed it a little. Uh, the 97 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:55,920 Speaker 1: story starts. I'm not letting go on January eighteen thirty, Max, 98 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:57,800 Speaker 1: Can you set the scene for us? Why is this 99 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:02,080 Speaker 1: day important? So, as you said, Anuary eighteen thirty five, 100 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:05,760 Speaker 1: so this is a kind of weird day. So, as 101 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:09,400 Speaker 1: you said, like Jackson, he's a fiery speaker. He's also 102 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:12,920 Speaker 1: a war hero from the War of eighteen twelve, and 103 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:15,440 Speaker 1: his kind of politics at the time are very much 104 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:19,760 Speaker 1: like you know, DIVI divisive, like very aggressive, and so 105 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:22,920 Speaker 1: it's very rare that people in Washington are all kind 106 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:25,200 Speaker 1: of together and just like we're not fighting today, but 107 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:27,840 Speaker 1: this day they were not fighting at least at this 108 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:29,920 Speaker 1: point in time. So they're at the Capitol Building for 109 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:35,120 Speaker 1: a funeral for South Carolina Representative Warren Davis, and you know, 110 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:38,040 Speaker 1: it's a dreary, missy day onlookers look kind of like, 111 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:39,400 Speaker 1: you know, it was one of those days where it's like, 112 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:44,320 Speaker 1: let's not do this today. We're gonna be respectful of 113 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:48,040 Speaker 1: the dead. We're gonna do this whole thing. Yeah, no more, 114 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:54,560 Speaker 1: he's saying, I'm not today, of all days, I'm I'm 115 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:57,120 Speaker 1: gonna put the clause back just a little. We're not 116 00:07:57,160 --> 00:08:00,240 Speaker 1: doing it today. I'm not coming up. I'm hissing. We're 117 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:05,000 Speaker 1: gonna pump the brakes just for today, because this is 118 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:09,560 Speaker 1: bigger than us. Uh. This occurs about six years into 119 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:14,840 Speaker 1: his presidency, and he had already had this reputation, as 120 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:19,880 Speaker 1: as you said, for using a very very fiery polemical 121 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:25,120 Speaker 1: speeches to get support and to engage with his political opponents. 122 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:30,280 Speaker 1: He also loved the veto the guy loved, loved a veto. 123 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:33,240 Speaker 1: He loved a veto the way Garfield loves lasagna. He 124 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:36,000 Speaker 1: was all about it. Uh. At this time he was 125 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:40,920 Speaker 1: using the veto way more often than other administrations and 126 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:45,679 Speaker 1: sometimes just a straight up obstruct actions of Congress for 127 00:08:45,679 --> 00:08:51,120 Speaker 1: no other reason than screw you guys, your minorities. Like 128 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:53,199 Speaker 1: that was actually not a common thing to do with. 129 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:55,840 Speaker 1: The veto was a very like selective thing to use 130 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:58,079 Speaker 1: before Jackson. He was like the first one to really 131 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:00,760 Speaker 1: use it. And I think we should talk like how 132 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:04,400 Speaker 1: like how bad this got was. So when Jackson was elected, 133 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,240 Speaker 1: there was like one political party in the country at 134 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:09,560 Speaker 1: the time, and like people like Henry Clay, who if 135 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:12,360 Speaker 1: you don't know who Andrew Clay is, he's another very 136 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:15,560 Speaker 1: influential person in American politics. Will people with the influential one, 137 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:18,360 Speaker 1: but like he was like in opposition, it's like, okay, 138 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:20,120 Speaker 1: we're going to create a new political party of this 139 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:22,680 Speaker 1: party is of course called the Whigs, one of the 140 00:09:22,679 --> 00:09:26,160 Speaker 1: best named political parties in our country history, and like 141 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:29,760 Speaker 1: their sole purpose was to like fight King Andrews. They 142 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:34,880 Speaker 1: called him, right, King Andrew Bean. Of course, Andrew Jackson, 143 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:40,280 Speaker 1: I personally would make the observation, that's starting a party 144 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:45,599 Speaker 1: without its own, without its own proactive goals. Starting a 145 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:50,520 Speaker 1: party entirely in opposition of an existing thing kind of 146 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:54,320 Speaker 1: damages your shelf life. But but as it did with 147 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:58,080 Speaker 1: the Whigs, yeah, or the what were they the know 148 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:01,720 Speaker 1: nothings or the Anti Masonic Party, I'm thinking right, because 149 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:04,720 Speaker 1: they were just there for something else. Also, what were 150 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:09,120 Speaker 1: they the no Nothing Party? K and O W they 151 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:13,760 Speaker 1: were They came around in the eighteen fifties, so a 152 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:18,840 Speaker 1: little bit after this, and they were mad at Catholic immigrants, 153 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:26,040 Speaker 1: they were mad at anybody moving in um. Yeah, and 154 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,520 Speaker 1: then they later kind of they preceded the Temperance Party. 155 00:10:29,559 --> 00:10:33,360 Speaker 1: I think hmm, sounds like lovely people. Yeah, I'm sure 156 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:36,000 Speaker 1: there are a lot of fun at parties. Uh so 157 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:39,520 Speaker 1: uh you know what would have been great though, also 158 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:43,040 Speaker 1: would have been a fun party to watch if there 159 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:46,720 Speaker 1: was c SPAN back in the eighteen thirties, man, this 160 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:51,160 Speaker 1: would have been amazing because the Senate Chamber was ground 161 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:56,600 Speaker 1: zero to reality TV level drama. The Whig Party, as 162 00:10:56,640 --> 00:11:00,719 Speaker 1: he said, they were haranguing King Andrew and called him 163 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:05,320 Speaker 1: uh and they said he's corrupt, he's incompetent, He's a 164 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:08,640 Speaker 1: real piece of work. And the president came back. It 165 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:13,600 Speaker 1: was almost like a almost like a rap battle. What right, 166 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:19,200 Speaker 1: the dueling oratory uh skills here. So of course Jackson 167 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:23,040 Speaker 1: comes back and says, you know, I'm doubling down. Not 168 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:28,280 Speaker 1: only do I think the wigs are corrupt and incompetent, 169 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:30,079 Speaker 1: they don't know what they're doing. They don't know how 170 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:34,560 Speaker 1: to run a nation. Come at me physically. I will 171 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:38,880 Speaker 1: get you. Like I'm I'm being a little hyperbolic. I'm 172 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:42,160 Speaker 1: taking a lot of editorial license here. But he did 173 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:46,800 Speaker 1: physically threaten them, And this leads us to January of 174 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:51,280 Speaker 1: eight thirty five. There's a senator from South Carolina named 175 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:56,040 Speaker 1: John C. Calhoun, and he's got a personal beef I 176 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:59,800 Speaker 1: think with Jackson. Yeah. So like Calhoun, if I remember correctly, 177 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:02,400 Speaker 1: not very good guy just in general. But he was 178 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:05,040 Speaker 1: like he was weird. So we have to go back 179 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:07,319 Speaker 1: to the what is the election of eighteen twenty four? 180 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:09,040 Speaker 1: There was like five people running. It was a weird, 181 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:12,360 Speaker 1: crazy thing. Jackson won, but then Quincy Adams became president. 182 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:15,560 Speaker 1: That's the whole thing. We won't talk about that here. 183 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:19,839 Speaker 1: But like, so Calhoun had actually been Jackson's first VP, 184 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,080 Speaker 1: so like, you know, this is like Obama and Biden, 185 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:29,199 Speaker 1: um Reagan and h W like their buddies. And then 186 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:33,480 Speaker 1: all of a sudden, he's like, dude, you suck and 187 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:35,760 Speaker 1: he decides like I cannot stand for this guy. He's like, 188 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:39,200 Speaker 1: he left the VAT position to be just an opposition 189 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:42,400 Speaker 1: to join Henry Clay's party and go into the Senate 190 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:45,199 Speaker 1: and just fight this guy. Like and I think this 191 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:48,000 Speaker 1: is important that you point out where it's like Jackson 192 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:52,400 Speaker 1: was known for being really militant with his thing, I 193 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:56,240 Speaker 1: mean both like would abuse people both verbally and pretty 194 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:59,280 Speaker 1: much physically too. And the problem that happened was that 195 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:01,800 Speaker 1: was the way opposition too, was like, oh, we're gonna 196 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:05,520 Speaker 1: go more than that, and it became this ever escalating thing, 197 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:09,680 Speaker 1: which led to Calhoun saying something that you know, probably 198 00:13:09,679 --> 00:13:13,960 Speaker 1: shouldn't say. He said, Jackson was a Caesar who ought 199 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:17,280 Speaker 1: to have a brutus obviously, you know, referencing you know, 200 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:21,760 Speaker 1: Shakespeare's Julius Caesar, or maybe just Julius Caesar in general, 201 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:24,520 Speaker 1: or you know, Brutus is his closest friend who you know, 202 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:28,600 Speaker 1: stabs him. And that might have riled up some people 203 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:34,680 Speaker 1: including a fellow named Richard Lawrence. Yes, okay, So Richard 204 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:39,679 Speaker 1: Lawrence is one of those guys in the history books 205 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:43,240 Speaker 1: who is mainly known for one thing. We don't know 206 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:49,080 Speaker 1: a ton about his life except for his one thing, 207 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,920 Speaker 1: and we'll tell you what it is and why Calhoun's 208 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:57,320 Speaker 1: statement was so inflammatory. So Lawrence was born in England. 209 00:13:57,760 --> 00:14:00,480 Speaker 1: We know that he moved to d e c. In 210 00:14:00,559 --> 00:14:04,720 Speaker 1: eighteen twelve. And he was not he was not this 211 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:09,520 Speaker 1: big high muckety muck in either country. You know. He 212 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:13,560 Speaker 1: wasn't a representative or a senator in the US. He 213 00:14:13,679 --> 00:14:16,520 Speaker 1: painted homes for a living, and it was a good living. 214 00:14:16,559 --> 00:14:21,040 Speaker 1: It's a decent living. Uh. He was known to be amicable, 215 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:26,800 Speaker 1: he had a good work ethic. But over time he 216 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:31,240 Speaker 1: started getting a little wonky in his ticker, and he 217 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:35,680 Speaker 1: started having these delusions, and he became more and more 218 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:41,440 Speaker 1: convinced that he was a long lost heir to the 219 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:47,480 Speaker 1: British throne. And this continues so eighteen twelve, this grows 220 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:51,080 Speaker 1: over a couple of decades. By eight thirty five, when 221 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:59,000 Speaker 1: this speech takes place, Richard Lawrence is pretty certain, like certain, 222 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:03,920 Speaker 1: that he's the rightful king of England and that the 223 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:07,960 Speaker 1: world will readily admit to this once they see his evidence, 224 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:13,840 Speaker 1: if only he can get Andrew Jackson, King Andrew out 225 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:22,720 Speaker 1: of the way. Rather can't be two kings. You've got 226 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:25,240 Speaker 1: to get the king who's you know, holding your money 227 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:27,800 Speaker 1: out of the way. And I but I think it's 228 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:30,600 Speaker 1: important to take a little step back here and kind 229 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:33,080 Speaker 1: of just talk about Andrew Jackson's time, because you know, 230 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:36,960 Speaker 1: we have this painting. Jackson was very much about persona, 231 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,120 Speaker 1: and we have kind of this image in our head 232 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,640 Speaker 1: of what Andrew Jackson. I mean, he was like like 233 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:44,480 Speaker 1: the hero general of the War of eighteen twelve. We 234 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:48,800 Speaker 1: think of it this this imposing, dominant figure verbally strong. 235 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,960 Speaker 1: This man was not this. At this point he was 236 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,760 Speaker 1: sixty seven years old, and we're talking eighteen thirty five 237 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:57,760 Speaker 1: sixty seven. I mean, yeah, he had had a large 238 00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:01,800 Speaker 1: number of just like malady is in mishaps and being 239 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:04,400 Speaker 1: Andrew Jackson. A lot of them were self cause, like 240 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:06,840 Speaker 1: he had been in like a dozen duels, including having 241 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:10,680 Speaker 1: a bullet lodged in his chest like in his lungs 242 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:15,760 Speaker 1: for thirty years. There was a British social theorist called 243 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:19,160 Speaker 1: Harriet Martineau who had like a little like she was 244 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:21,040 Speaker 1: actually around for a lot of this, so you'll hear 245 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:23,880 Speaker 1: from her a couple of times. But she says, general 246 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:27,040 Speaker 1: Jackson is extremely tall and thin, with a slight stoop, 247 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:31,360 Speaker 1: beckoning more weakness than naturally belongs to his ears. Yeah, 248 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:36,760 Speaker 1: so he's a tall guy, and uh, being being taller 249 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:40,720 Speaker 1: than average is actually really helpful when someone is running 250 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:44,160 Speaker 1: for the presidency. It has an unconscious effect on a 251 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:48,520 Speaker 1: lot of voters. But because he was old, and because 252 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:53,120 Speaker 1: he had such grievous wounds and and several health problems, 253 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:56,360 Speaker 1: his I kind of worked against him, and he's getting 254 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:59,520 Speaker 1: more and more scrunched up. It's kind of like, if 255 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:04,840 Speaker 1: you look, get that iconic painting of Andrew Jackson, which 256 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:08,000 Speaker 1: was actually in eighteen thirty five, was done by a 257 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:14,040 Speaker 1: guy named Ralph Alisa Whiteside Earl. Just google Andrew Jackson 258 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,879 Speaker 1: painting is gonna be one of the first ones that 259 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:19,040 Speaker 1: shows up. It reminds me of how you will see 260 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:21,880 Speaker 1: a celebrity's headshot and then you will see a candid 261 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:25,560 Speaker 1: photo of that that poor person just trying to get 262 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,720 Speaker 1: to McDonald's. You know, they're not trying to be in 263 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:30,320 Speaker 1: the movie right now, and you see those photos side 264 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,720 Speaker 1: by side and go wow, a lot of work went 265 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,959 Speaker 1: into one of these. That's kind of what the comparison 266 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,679 Speaker 1: of Jackson would have been like at this time. And 267 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:43,240 Speaker 1: he had other names besides King Andrew. King Andrew is 268 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:47,560 Speaker 1: a uh an insult used by his detractors. Also, jackass 269 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:50,240 Speaker 1: was common. They would call him to guess, yeah, but 270 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,520 Speaker 1: that's how we got the donkey. That's how the Democratic 271 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:56,160 Speaker 1: Party got the Donkey. People called him jackass so much 272 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,760 Speaker 1: they were like, he's like, I like that, I'm keeping 273 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:02,359 Speaker 1: that kind of own it. We're taking it back. His 274 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:06,680 Speaker 1: supporters would call him his supporters and admirers. There's a 275 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:10,080 Speaker 1: ven diagram, but they're always the same thing. His supporters 276 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:13,919 Speaker 1: called him Old Hickory because of his performance in the 277 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:20,280 Speaker 1: War of eighteen twelve. And here's where always see all 278 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:24,280 Speaker 1: these details starts commingle. Let's get back to Lawrence. He 279 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:27,760 Speaker 1: knows no, it was in his mind like that he 280 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:31,080 Speaker 1: has some sort of in controvertible proof that he is 281 00:18:31,119 --> 00:18:37,080 Speaker 1: the true king. And that because Andrew Jackson in a 282 00:18:37,119 --> 00:18:41,240 Speaker 1: completely different country is a president called King Andrew, that's 283 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:46,840 Speaker 1: somehow all that stopping Lawrence's ascension. So it makes sense 284 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:51,760 Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, okay, yeah, man, all right, well you're 285 00:18:51,800 --> 00:19:08,600 Speaker 1: the expert here, so I am right. Yeah. Did I 286 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:11,760 Speaker 1: just sound cue my own self? Yeah, I guess that's 287 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:14,880 Speaker 1: awesome and shout out of course to our very dear 288 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:19,639 Speaker 1: friend Matt Frederick. H Matt Frederick, Yeah, will be coming 289 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:24,040 Speaker 1: uh will be coming along in a later episode hopefully. Uh. 290 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:29,080 Speaker 1: It is birthday season, by the way, for uh, for 291 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:30,840 Speaker 1: the stuff they don't want you to know. Crue. So, 292 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,639 Speaker 1: Matt Nolan, I all of birthdays coming up. If you 293 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:40,800 Speaker 1: guys are listening to the episode Happy New Year dudes. Uh. Anyway, Lawrence, Lawrence, 294 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:46,560 Speaker 1: here's this line from Calhoun. Uh. And he was probably 295 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,959 Speaker 1: part of the audience and Calhoun said this in just 296 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:53,199 Speaker 1: a few days later January, Lawrence tries to take his 297 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:57,879 Speaker 1: destiny in his own hands. He decides that if fate 298 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,840 Speaker 1: will not intervene on his behalf, get rid of this 299 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:06,919 Speaker 1: king andrew himself. He picked a pretty good target. We 300 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:11,959 Speaker 1: have a description from a wonderful Little time dot com 301 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:19,639 Speaker 1: article by Jennifer Latson that describes Old Hickories actual physical 302 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:23,080 Speaker 1: state around this time. And I love I love a 303 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,600 Speaker 1: crazy laundry list. Max, can you hit us with this 304 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:32,560 Speaker 1: one and like lean into it. Old Hickory suffered from 305 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:41,920 Speaker 1: nearly every fiscal ailment of magical smallpox, asteo militis, malaria, dysentery, rheumatism, 306 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:50,600 Speaker 1: drops these, Gloria movius, a widespread intestinal inflammation, Amelo dots is, 307 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:55,720 Speaker 1: a waxy degeneration of body tissues, and bronco tassis, which 308 00:20:55,760 --> 00:21:00,359 Speaker 1: is inflamed and dilated bronchial tubes. These ail means, in 309 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:04,200 Speaker 1: addition to lingering effects of injury sustaining duels, one which 310 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:07,359 Speaker 1: left the bullet permanently lodged in his lungs, meant that 311 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:11,760 Speaker 1: Jackson began his presidential term racked with pain and fainting 312 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:18,520 Speaker 1: from weakness. So, uh, you know, any any mispronunciations of 313 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:22,760 Speaker 1: those specific medical conditions fall fall on me as well, 314 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,919 Speaker 1: because we're looking some of these up. Uh. These are 315 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,600 Speaker 1: real conditions and to have all of them at once 316 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,399 Speaker 1: is not a walk in the park. This means that 317 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:35,480 Speaker 1: the US president could not pass that presidential fitness test 318 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:39,560 Speaker 1: some of us had to take in school. So Jackson 319 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,440 Speaker 1: is you know at this funeral, it's very sad occasion. 320 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:47,040 Speaker 1: We have put aside rhetoric today. I'm gonna behave myself. 321 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:50,000 Speaker 1: You're gonna behave yourself to death is bigger than all 322 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:54,480 Speaker 1: of us. It's the end of the funeral. Jackson's leaving 323 00:21:54,800 --> 00:22:01,119 Speaker 1: via the East portico and Richard Lawrence comes up and starts, 324 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:05,200 Speaker 1: you know, hassling him. Security is different at this time, too, obviously, 325 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:09,480 Speaker 1: and Lawrence pulls a pistol from his jacket. It's derringer. 326 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:19,800 Speaker 1: He aims at Jackson and he fires and nothing happens. Well, 327 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:24,480 Speaker 1: something does happen, It fires, but no bullet comes out. Yeah, 328 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:28,480 Speaker 1: Jackson is just fine. I mean well, saying he's fine 329 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:31,080 Speaker 1: is Navy max re member. He might be sixty seven, 330 00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:33,240 Speaker 1: he might be old, he might be sickly, but he's 331 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:38,120 Speaker 1: still Andrew Jackson. So so his response isn't like get 332 00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:40,439 Speaker 1: behind people or get like, you know, his security take 333 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:44,760 Speaker 1: care of But he goes, oh you serious. He charges 334 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:48,679 Speaker 1: at the guy with his old hickory cane and starts 335 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:52,440 Speaker 1: clubbing Lawrence. That is his instant response is I'm gonna 336 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:55,840 Speaker 1: beat this guy up. And it gets worse because Lawrence, 337 00:22:55,880 --> 00:23:01,679 Speaker 1: as it turns out, had another pistol. Yes, so so 338 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:06,640 Speaker 1: Jackson Jackson is like Wsland whip a snap out or whatever, 339 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:09,560 Speaker 1: and then he starts to go into town on him 340 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:12,280 Speaker 1: with this cane and then Lawrence is like fending it 341 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:16,400 Speaker 1: off and pulls out his second pistol, his second firearm 342 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:27,760 Speaker 1: also loaded. He pulls the trigger again. Boom, that's right, 343 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:35,880 Speaker 1: nothing nothing uh nothing not not I mean maybe like 344 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:40,919 Speaker 1: uh uh, I mean it's a dager. From the kick 345 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,919 Speaker 1: goes how loud do we expect this thing to be? 346 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,800 Speaker 1: It's like the smallest gun ever made. Not really, but 347 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:51,680 Speaker 1: it basically is. Yeah, it's it's no howardser. And by 348 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:55,840 Speaker 1: now Jackson's crew his entourage are hip to the game. 349 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:59,840 Speaker 1: So they grab Lawrence and they physically pull him away, 350 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:05,040 Speaker 1: and Jackson is unharmed. I mean, he's still racked with 351 00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:08,160 Speaker 1: medical problems, but he doesn't have a gunshot to add 352 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:12,240 Speaker 1: to those. And uh, he is livid and he will 353 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:15,440 Speaker 1: be paranoid for the rest of his life. I would 354 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,680 Speaker 1: hate to be one of the members of his entourage 355 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,800 Speaker 1: and say, you know, hey, sorry, that guy slipped by 356 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:26,680 Speaker 1: you and tried to shoot you and then did it again. Yeah. 357 00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:31,000 Speaker 1: I mean, security at this time was not great. I mean, 358 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,800 Speaker 1: and it should be pointing out this is the first 359 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:36,080 Speaker 1: assassination attempt that we know of, at least against the 360 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:39,520 Speaker 1: sitting president in history of this country. I mean, so 361 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,399 Speaker 1: maybe they just didn't think about it, but it is 362 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,520 Speaker 1: still pretty bad. But I mean, we have to talk 363 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:47,399 Speaker 1: about the pistols. So it's just like, yeah, the thing, 364 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:50,680 Speaker 1: like were these things malfunctioning? Were they wrong? Like how 365 00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:53,840 Speaker 1: did this guy because he was right next to Jackson, 366 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:54,879 Speaker 1: a boy at the point, It wasn't like he was 367 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:57,840 Speaker 1: like shooting from a long distance. How did Jackson not 368 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:04,160 Speaker 1: get shot? And we don't really know. Yes, yeah, we 369 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:11,680 Speaker 1: are not sure because both of the pistols we're working, 370 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:15,800 Speaker 1: he had loaded them. He may have beef. Yeah, they 371 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:19,119 Speaker 1: were beef. They were beat Laura Lawrence may not have 372 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:22,800 Speaker 1: been in the best mental state, but he was about 373 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:26,200 Speaker 1: his business when it came to fire our maintenance and 374 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:31,880 Speaker 1: loading these and they continue like. There was testing done 375 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:37,040 Speaker 1: on them later, and the testing found that this is 376 00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:41,040 Speaker 1: per u S Senator Thomas hart Benton. The testing found 377 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,480 Speaker 1: that every time they tried to fire either of these 378 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:47,800 Speaker 1: pistols afterwards, they fire per normal and they could fire 379 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:51,880 Speaker 1: accurately at a distance of thirty feet or so. This 380 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:54,639 Speaker 1: is where we get to a weird lottery. This is 381 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:59,800 Speaker 1: I think the stuff. You really can't explain. The calculated 382 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:06,119 Speaker 1: likelihood of both pistols misfiring on that day in is 383 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:09,680 Speaker 1: something like a hundred and twenty five thousand to one. 384 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:13,840 Speaker 1: So Jackson won the lottery twice in a row. I mean, 385 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:17,880 Speaker 1: I feel like there has to have been something else 386 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,000 Speaker 1: that happened, but I mean, we don't know, and I 387 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:23,600 Speaker 1: mean it sounds like they just both misfired from everything 388 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:28,520 Speaker 1: we've read, and I mean, which is like, wow, Jackson, Uh, good, 389 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,840 Speaker 1: good on you. I guess you won the lottery. But 390 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,560 Speaker 1: then I want to backtrack to something Jackson actually said 391 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:37,520 Speaker 1: when he was clubbing Lawrence. It's kind of weird. It 392 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,119 Speaker 1: doesn't actually make a ton of sense, except if you 393 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:42,760 Speaker 1: think about it, because you mentioned the paranoia that he 394 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,760 Speaker 1: had after this, and probably the paranoia that he had 395 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:49,320 Speaker 1: plenty of beforehand. But so when he's like charging at Lawrence, 396 00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:52,680 Speaker 1: he's clubbing him, and he's screaming, let me alone, let 397 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:56,119 Speaker 1: me alone, I know where this came from, which is 398 00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:58,000 Speaker 1: a weird kind of line to be screaming. It's like, 399 00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:01,080 Speaker 1: let me alone, I know where this came from. He's like, 400 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:06,680 Speaker 1: you're a whig operative or something. But he does seem Yeah, 401 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,479 Speaker 1: he does seem to, at least in his mind, have 402 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:14,760 Speaker 1: a an understanding of a conspiracy behind this assassination attempt. 403 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:19,040 Speaker 1: I also want to point out that you'll find some 404 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:23,080 Speaker 1: historians arguing that the humidity of the day may have 405 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:28,480 Speaker 1: may have contributed to the pistols misfiring, but that's it's 406 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:31,760 Speaker 1: still not proven. Also, just a side note, if we 407 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:37,479 Speaker 1: ever do this as a historical reenactment, other people watch 408 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:42,640 Speaker 1: Jackson beat the snot out of this guy until they 409 00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:47,720 Speaker 1: thought Jackson might actually kill him. They're like, this old 410 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,359 Speaker 1: man is going to kill him. Davy Crockett is in 411 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:53,240 Speaker 1: the audience. Max. Davy Crockett is one of the people 412 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:56,480 Speaker 1: who says, yeah, I don't know, okay, okay, now let's 413 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:59,920 Speaker 1: separate him. It's all been fun. Yeah, big guy, you've 414 00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:02,720 Speaker 1: your fine. Let's let's chill out. Let's look at your nap, buddy, 415 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,479 Speaker 1: Let's get you up that nap and you can go 416 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,160 Speaker 1: yell at I don't know, you can't yell at TV. 417 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:07,760 Speaker 1: Where would he yell at? I don't know, probably yell 418 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:12,280 Speaker 1: at some bird or something outside a bear. So we 419 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,760 Speaker 1: we also want to thank, by the way, Lorraine Boss, 420 00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:19,879 Speaker 1: who wrote an excellent article in the Smithsonian about this 421 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:24,840 Speaker 1: attempted assassination. We're also pulling in some some other sources 422 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:29,360 Speaker 1: and observations here, like the travelogue you mentioned Max. So 423 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:36,000 Speaker 1: Jackson was convinced this attack was politically motivated. This was 424 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:42,320 Speaker 1: the first attempt to assassinate a sitting president, and the 425 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:47,040 Speaker 1: media and the public went nuts. Talk about the proliferation 426 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:52,560 Speaker 1: of speculation and conspiracy theories here. Jackson himself was certain, 427 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,840 Speaker 1: and he says, I know where this came from. He 428 00:28:55,000 --> 00:29:00,360 Speaker 1: was certain that a rival politician named George Poindexter was 429 00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:06,240 Speaker 1: behind it. He thought, point extra hired Lawrence to kill him. 430 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:11,120 Speaker 1: The problem was, Jackson's certitude didn't seem to be backed 431 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:15,080 Speaker 1: up by evidence. Yeah. No, I mean, like, I mean, 432 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,800 Speaker 1: I guess it would make sense considering all the visual 433 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,560 Speaker 1: of the time, But it also makes way more sense 434 00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:24,080 Speaker 1: that this guy, as we later found was just you know, 435 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:27,239 Speaker 1: not all there say at least, But I mean, this 436 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:30,240 Speaker 1: didn't stop Jackson from you know, going out and pretty 437 00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,880 Speaker 1: much declaring that this is fact and that all these 438 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:37,920 Speaker 1: wigs must pay. Martineau actually has an account of that 439 00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:41,800 Speaker 1: night when everyone was like hanging out afterwards. Yeah, later, 440 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:45,840 Speaker 1: same day, later that night, she goes to a party. 441 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:50,560 Speaker 1: M Jackson is at this party. Before we proceed with this, 442 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:53,240 Speaker 1: what is this party for? Is this party just a 443 00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,800 Speaker 1: part of the Hardy schedule? Is it a party like 444 00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,600 Speaker 1: a wake party for the guy that there's there at 445 00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:02,200 Speaker 1: a funeral? Or is it a party because Jackson survived 446 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,520 Speaker 1: someone trying to shoot him twice and then he beat 447 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:06,920 Speaker 1: the living ship it out of him? Beat me, please, 448 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:12,280 Speaker 1: max self peep. I love it. You know, that is 449 00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:16,400 Speaker 1: a good question. I I'm tempted to think that it 450 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:20,360 Speaker 1: was already planned. I'm tempted to I don't know, somebody 451 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,520 Speaker 1: correct me on this. I'm tempted to think there was 452 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,920 Speaker 1: something already planned, but it became a celebration of a 453 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:30,120 Speaker 1: couple of different things, you know what I mean? Like you, uh, 454 00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:33,960 Speaker 1: you have a friend whose birthdays on July five, and 455 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:37,600 Speaker 1: you were already having a July fourth party that weekend, 456 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:40,960 Speaker 1: so you know, double up, bang for your buck. So 457 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,840 Speaker 1: it's like it's like someone who's born in Christmas and 458 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,840 Speaker 1: has to celebrate their Christmas President a birthday presidents at 459 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:48,400 Speaker 1: the same time. They really get skimped out that way. Yeah, 460 00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:52,560 Speaker 1: I feel for you folks. You know, um the moral 461 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:56,800 Speaker 1: fortitude that you have grown. That's the real present, is 462 00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:59,840 Speaker 1: something that some other line your parents fed you. Anyway, 463 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:03,760 Speaker 1: here's what Martineau says at this at this party, right 464 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:08,320 Speaker 1: after someone tried to kill the president before two hours 465 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:11,680 Speaker 1: were over, the name of almost every eminence politician was 466 00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:14,280 Speaker 1: mixed up with that of the poor maniac who caused 467 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:18,080 Speaker 1: the uproar. Jackson protested, in the presence of many strangers 468 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:21,680 Speaker 1: that there was no insanity in the case. I was silent, 469 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:25,120 Speaker 1: of course. He protested that there was a plot and 470 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:28,160 Speaker 1: that the man was a tool, and at length quoted 471 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:31,640 Speaker 1: the Attorney General as his authority. It was painful to 472 00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:35,760 Speaker 1: hear a chief ruler publicly trying to persuade a foreigner 473 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:39,640 Speaker 1: that any of his constituents hated him to death. And 474 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:42,800 Speaker 1: I took the liberty of changing the subject as soon 475 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:46,880 Speaker 1: as I could. What do you change the subject to? You? 476 00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:49,800 Speaker 1: Are you like? Wow? Yeah, that's crazy. So is this 477 00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:54,400 Speaker 1: the Washington eggnog recipe? So tell me the story. I 478 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:59,000 Speaker 1: up that bullet in your lunge, right, I mean, yeah, 479 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:01,320 Speaker 1: I feel like you'd be hard person to change the 480 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:04,000 Speaker 1: subject of. It's if you change the subject, and they 481 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:06,040 Speaker 1: would listen to you change the subject, then immediately go 482 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:09,360 Speaker 1: back to what they were talking about. He seems like 483 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:13,240 Speaker 1: that type of person. And I mean what is interesting 484 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:16,240 Speaker 1: also about this is, I mean we've seen this, unfortunately 485 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:17,760 Speaker 1: with a lot of conspiracy theories and less cle of 486 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:21,120 Speaker 1: years there if you yell them loud enough, you don't 487 00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,280 Speaker 1: actually have to put any truth behind it, and that 488 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:26,080 Speaker 1: we saw that in this case. So despite no evidence 489 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:30,320 Speaker 1: of this conspiracy, I mean, there's absolutely no connection whatsoever 490 00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:36,560 Speaker 1: to the Wigs hiring Lawrence to kill Jackson, Sensationalism took 491 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:39,880 Speaker 1: over the story. It was just everywhere, absolutely And I 492 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:43,400 Speaker 1: do want to say that some conspiracy theories with the 493 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:47,360 Speaker 1: benefit of retrospect, do end up being true, just actual conspiracies, 494 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:53,880 Speaker 1: but this was definitely a blossoming of conspiracy theories where evidence, 495 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:57,400 Speaker 1: if there was any evidence, took a far back seat. 496 00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:01,240 Speaker 1: A paper in Boston was saying, rumor is circulating a 497 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:03,720 Speaker 1: thousand stories. They were probably at a loss trying to 498 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:07,400 Speaker 1: figure out which to print. People were asking media questions, 499 00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:12,560 Speaker 1: very valid questions. Was Richard Lawrence a hired assassin? And 500 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:15,920 Speaker 1: if so, logically who hired him? These are the things 501 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:19,400 Speaker 1: that immediately went through Jackson's mind when he realized he 502 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,040 Speaker 1: wasn't going to die from that first gunshot, picked up 503 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,920 Speaker 1: the cane and his like weird kill bill moment. Uh, 504 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:29,600 Speaker 1: he immediately, you know he I would not be surprised 505 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:32,480 Speaker 1: if in his mind at that point he's physically beating 506 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,080 Speaker 1: Point Dexter, you know, and that's what he's thinking of. 507 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:39,000 Speaker 1: But the two main suspects in Congress are his Jackson's 508 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:42,320 Speaker 1: former VP Calhoun, who has to go to the Senate 509 00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:46,280 Speaker 1: and publicly declare his innocence, and then the President of 510 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:53,560 Speaker 1: course says it's that bastard Point Dexter, the senator from Mississippi. Uh, 511 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:57,040 Speaker 1: he's involved in this and it was never proven again, 512 00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:02,440 Speaker 1: but it probably cost index or his reelection because that's 513 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:06,680 Speaker 1: some bad pr What did the Whigs do? The Whigs say, 514 00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:10,560 Speaker 1: the conspiracy goes even deeper. The Whigs named Andrew Jackson 515 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:15,560 Speaker 1: as the chief conspirator in his assassination attempt. They say, look, 516 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:19,000 Speaker 1: everybody knows you're a jerk and you're trying to make 517 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:23,560 Speaker 1: America forget that and like you because you survived this 518 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:29,400 Speaker 1: fake assassination attempt. Shades of Alex Jones here. Uh, but 519 00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:32,920 Speaker 1: you teased it you teased it really well, Max, Was 520 00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:39,359 Speaker 1: there a conspiracy? No, Richard Lawrence was just not right. 521 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:50,479 Speaker 1: So obviously this guy tries to kill a president, he's 522 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:55,040 Speaker 1: gonna go to trial. He goes to trial, and yeah, 523 00:34:55,080 --> 00:35:00,239 Speaker 1: it becomes very very evidence. So not he did the 524 00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:03,280 Speaker 1: painter believe the president had killed his father. He believed 525 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:07,880 Speaker 1: that Andrew Jackson had killed Richard Lawrence's father, which no, 526 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:13,320 Speaker 1: he was also convinced he was a fifteenth century king, 527 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:19,800 Speaker 1: King Richard the third, not not a descendant. He thought 528 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:23,960 Speaker 1: he was Richard. He was Richard Lawrence the third. He 529 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:27,680 Speaker 1: thought that, and he was also I mean, so a 530 00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:31,160 Speaker 1: little context right here. This is when Jackson's trying to 531 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:32,640 Speaker 1: get rid of the Bank of the United States. At 532 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:35,799 Speaker 1: this point in time, the the centralized the bank, blah 533 00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,560 Speaker 1: blah blah. That's a big thing that's going on in 534 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:42,279 Speaker 1: history here. And he's convinced that the bank is going 535 00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:44,160 Speaker 1: to pay his money, and Jackson's doing that so he 536 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:47,960 Speaker 1: will not get his money, as we can see, not 537 00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:52,879 Speaker 1: really all there. Yeah, but he's got he's got a lot. 538 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:55,719 Speaker 1: He's got a lot of confidence, which goes a long 539 00:35:55,760 --> 00:36:01,440 Speaker 1: way in this country. Confidence. Here's one of our cinematic moments. 540 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:08,160 Speaker 1: The famous attorney Francis Scott Key is the chief prosecutor. 541 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:12,080 Speaker 1: The trial happens just a few months later in April 542 00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:17,040 Speaker 1: of eighteen thirty five, and during the trial, King Richard 543 00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:21,640 Speaker 1: Lawrence the third says to the jurors, it is for me, gentlemen, 544 00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:27,520 Speaker 1: to pass upon you, and not you upon me. Yeah. Yeah. 545 00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:33,360 Speaker 1: He was actually found not guilty because of because the 546 00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,920 Speaker 1: reasons of insanity, and he was confined to a hospital 547 00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:39,919 Speaker 1: for the mentally ill until his death until eighteen sixty one. Yeah, 548 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:42,839 Speaker 1: I mean, he he was never convicted of his crime, though, 549 00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,799 Speaker 1: I think about that. Yeah. Also, we have to point 550 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:49,720 Speaker 1: out that if we're being if we're being completely honest, 551 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:55,160 Speaker 1: this is a pretty harsh punishment because hospitals for the 552 00:36:55,200 --> 00:37:00,000 Speaker 1: mentally ill, all all facilities for people with mental issue 553 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:04,200 Speaker 1: whose are terrible places. Well not all, that's hyperbolic, but 554 00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:07,040 Speaker 1: the majority of them are very very bad places at 555 00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:10,080 Speaker 1: this time in the US and in Europe. If we're 556 00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:15,560 Speaker 1: being if we're being honest, So so what does Jackson think? Uh? 557 00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:19,399 Speaker 1: The guy who tried to kill him twice has been 558 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:24,920 Speaker 1: ruled insane. Congress has done some investigations, The Court of 559 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:31,960 Speaker 1: public opinion, as adjourned, they found no conspiracy. Is Jackson happy? 560 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:37,560 Speaker 1: Is Old Hickory satisfied? Oh no, he's still not. Now 561 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:43,200 Speaker 1: he's uh, he's still beefing it. He is so beefed 562 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:48,560 Speaker 1: right now. This guy he thinks. He says, look, there 563 00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:52,000 Speaker 1: must have been some kind of cover up, because I 564 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:56,560 Speaker 1: still think the Wigs were somehow involved the Whig Party. 565 00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:03,160 Speaker 1: And in eighteen thirties Evans the end of his presidency, 566 00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:06,359 Speaker 1: someone asked him if he has any regrets, And that's 567 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,120 Speaker 1: a question that can be tricky for a lot of 568 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:11,640 Speaker 1: public figures to navigate, and they're very rarely honest about it. 569 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:16,640 Speaker 1: So he says, yes, I regret I was unable to 570 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:20,600 Speaker 1: shoot Henry Clay or to hang John c kel who 571 00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:24,600 Speaker 1: the worst enemies started friends. I guess, I guess. So, 572 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:28,319 Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think granted Henry Clay had been 573 00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:32,240 Speaker 1: an opponent his for a long time, I mean, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 574 00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,080 Speaker 1: If it wasn't for Henry Clay, he would have in 575 00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:37,080 Speaker 1: president in saying that's a good thing, that's a thing, 576 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:40,200 Speaker 1: but yeah, I'm as soupan He went to his grave 577 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:44,400 Speaker 1: believing that Richard Lawrence was hired by those guys. Yeah, 578 00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:49,400 Speaker 1: and you know, maybe I'm mythologizing a bit to say 579 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:53,560 Speaker 1: that he and Calhoun were friends. Because of the way 580 00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:56,480 Speaker 1: the appointment of the vice president works back in that time, 581 00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,760 Speaker 1: it's very different from the way a vice president works today. 582 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,080 Speaker 1: I feel like they have changed that law by that 583 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:05,000 Speaker 1: point because a little weird history thing. It was the 584 00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:08,440 Speaker 1: runner up in elections became the VP. I think they 585 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,560 Speaker 1: changed that after Aaron Burr became the VP, because everyone's like, 586 00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:13,680 Speaker 1: Aaron burn should not be the president. They were found 587 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:16,040 Speaker 1: with Aaron Burn's the VP. But Aaron Burr nearly became 588 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:19,440 Speaker 1: president in eighteen hundred and if you've seen Hamilton's you know, 589 00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,759 Speaker 1: Aaron Burns not a good guy in history. That's right, 590 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:29,280 Speaker 1: That's right. It's the twelfth Amendment. It was eighteen uh yeah, 591 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:32,480 Speaker 1: to be used in the A T O four election. Okay, yes, 592 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:36,920 Speaker 1: So so they probably did appear to get along at 593 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:40,040 Speaker 1: some point, but they became bitter enemies, is to take away. 594 00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:45,240 Speaker 1: And now we're we've got to talk about a couple 595 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:50,360 Speaker 1: of other failed assassination attempts, just to bring some attention 596 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:53,840 Speaker 1: to these, because if you're a kid in the US, 597 00:39:54,480 --> 00:40:00,000 Speaker 1: you know all the stories about the successful assassination attempts 598 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:04,080 Speaker 1: and odds are you're very aware of two, and you 599 00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,640 Speaker 1: may not know too much about the other ones. You're 600 00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:09,920 Speaker 1: aware of the assassination of Abraham Lincoln at the Ford Theater, 601 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:13,920 Speaker 1: and you're aware of the assassination of John Kennedy at 602 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:18,360 Speaker 1: that motorcade in Dallas, but you might not be aware 603 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:22,360 Speaker 1: of all the other attempts to assassinate US presidents. Again, 604 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:26,560 Speaker 1: it's a very dangerous job. Sarry Ice Road Truckers. Uh. 605 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:31,360 Speaker 1: You you are statistically, I think, probably safer than a president. 606 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:35,440 Speaker 1: I mean, that is so true. To put in summary, 607 00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,040 Speaker 1: Eight of the forty six presidents in our in our 608 00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:40,600 Speaker 1: country's history have died in office. I mean four of 609 00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:44,239 Speaker 1: them have been natural causes, natural causes and putting quotations. 610 00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:47,359 Speaker 1: We're not sure about two of them. Yeah, but there's 611 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:50,960 Speaker 1: four that have been assassinated. Obviously, you said JFK. You 612 00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:52,919 Speaker 1: you said Abraham Lincoln. Those are the two of very 613 00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:55,759 Speaker 1: famous ones. But then also we have William McKinley, Yeah, 614 00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:58,839 Speaker 1: it was assassinated, And then we have Garfield was assassinated too, 615 00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:02,239 Speaker 1: and they're not as famous. Oddly enough, McKinley is the 616 00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:05,720 Speaker 1: one that surprised me because it was actually his VP 617 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:09,839 Speaker 1: became very famous, which is Theodore Roosevelt. But what gets 618 00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:13,879 Speaker 1: even more mind blowing is when you see how many 619 00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,920 Speaker 1: assassination attempts there have been, and there's a lot more 620 00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:19,600 Speaker 1: in history now because you know, Secret Service have gotten 621 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:24,440 Speaker 1: more sophisticated, the classifying of documents that we know about 622 00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,440 Speaker 1: attempts against like you know, recent presidents such as you know, 623 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:31,960 Speaker 1: Bush Obama, such as those because we just have more 624 00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:35,680 Speaker 1: sophisticated technology, and then planning online. But there were some 625 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:40,520 Speaker 1: assassination attempts that were pretty pretty scary. So Ben I 626 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:42,799 Speaker 1: suggest we each do one. We just pick our favorite one. 627 00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:47,719 Speaker 1: We do one, Okay, I'll play your reindeer games. I'm 628 00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,440 Speaker 1: gonna go with you know what, I'm gonna go with 629 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,800 Speaker 1: someone that we we should probably talk about more often 630 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,640 Speaker 1: on this show. I'm gonna go with William Howard Taft. 631 00:41:56,440 --> 00:42:01,840 Speaker 1: That's a good one, right there. What about you? Man? Um, 632 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:04,279 Speaker 1: I'll go with FDR. It's not now actually scratch that. 633 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:06,600 Speaker 1: I'm going in Theodore Roosevelt. He wasn't technically a president 634 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,880 Speaker 1: at this point, but I'm gonna go with it. Perfect 635 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:12,799 Speaker 1: all right, Here we go So William Howard Taft is 636 00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:19,040 Speaker 1: probably most commonly known for two things. One being president 637 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:22,400 Speaker 1: and then you know all his public service. He was 638 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:26,279 Speaker 1: a Supreme Court justice as well, and as senator. This 639 00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:30,800 Speaker 1: guy went through the ranks. Um. He's also known for 640 00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:36,160 Speaker 1: being stuck in a bathtub, which is those are just 641 00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:41,040 Speaker 1: like two big things. So it's a it's a one 642 00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:44,799 Speaker 1: and a two. Be there's no one. It's a one 643 00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,960 Speaker 1: to be. Let's be honest about Taft. The one is 644 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:52,800 Speaker 1: he got stuck in the bath The two be so okay, 645 00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:57,600 Speaker 1: So it's nine. And Taft is supposed to meet with 646 00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,719 Speaker 1: the president in Mexico at the time, a guy named 647 00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:02,920 Speaker 1: poor Feario Dias. This is going to be the first 648 00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:07,360 Speaker 1: ever meeting of this sort between Mexico and the US. 649 00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:10,040 Speaker 1: And additionally, it's gonna be the first time a US 650 00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:15,160 Speaker 1: president has entered the has crossed the US Mexican border 651 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:18,239 Speaker 1: as it stands at that time. And in the in 652 00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:21,960 Speaker 1: this article, we found by Audrey w U five infamous 653 00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:28,160 Speaker 1: presidential assassinations and attempts. The news of the meeting led 654 00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:32,160 Speaker 1: to a bunch of assassination threats against both the Mexican 655 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:38,160 Speaker 1: and the US president, such that multiple armed force groups, 656 00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:41,480 Speaker 1: multiple intelligence groups on both sides of the border were 657 00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:46,879 Speaker 1: all enlisted to try to provide security. October six, nine, 658 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:50,600 Speaker 1: day of the summit, there's a Texas ranger walking around. 659 00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:52,800 Speaker 1: He gets worried that there's somebody out there with a pistol. 660 00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:57,759 Speaker 1: The guys he's well, he was walking for sure, so 661 00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:06,720 Speaker 1: maybe they're related and was grandfather or something great grandfather? Yes, yes, uh, okay, 662 00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:09,000 Speaker 1: we gotta we gotta bring that one back later in 663 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:16,359 Speaker 1: a later episode. So okay, it's kind of all right. 664 00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:23,120 Speaker 1: This guy Texas ranger walking not walker, is looking around 665 00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:27,759 Speaker 1: because he hears that there is an individual in the 666 00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:32,280 Speaker 1: crowd at the El Paso Chamber of Commerce standing armed 667 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:36,319 Speaker 1: along the route that the US and Mexican presidents are 668 00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:42,719 Speaker 1: going to take justice Taft and Diaz are passing. The 669 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:47,520 Speaker 1: ranger finds the man, disarms him and restrains him. So 670 00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:52,160 Speaker 1: this doesn't feel as climactic maybe as the Lawrence Jackson 671 00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:56,919 Speaker 1: assassination attempt, because the firearm never like, it never got 672 00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:00,720 Speaker 1: to the point necessarily of even those presidents being aware 673 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,319 Speaker 1: that their lives were at risk. And you have to 674 00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:06,879 Speaker 1: ask yourself, Um, I asked myself this all the time. 675 00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:10,319 Speaker 1: How would history have changed if water both of those 676 00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:13,920 Speaker 1: men were assassinated. It's an impossible question to answer, but 677 00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:18,040 Speaker 1: it is a fascinating one because if Half died that day, 678 00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:21,799 Speaker 1: then all of the other influence he had on us 679 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:25,719 Speaker 1: government would have never come to pass. Yeah, I mean 680 00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:30,279 Speaker 1: has said it's an impossible question to answer completely, so 681 00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:33,640 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna really try to answer it, but it 682 00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:38,200 Speaker 1: People don't think of Taft as influential as he really was. 683 00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:41,600 Speaker 1: I mean, he was known like because you know, Teddy 684 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:43,880 Speaker 1: result was known for burking out the trust, but in 685 00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:46,279 Speaker 1: four years, Half broke up more trust than him. And 686 00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:48,080 Speaker 1: as he said, he was the chief Justice of the 687 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:51,120 Speaker 1: Supreme Court for nine years. This guy is very influential, 688 00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:55,000 Speaker 1: very important. We would probably know more about him if 689 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,120 Speaker 1: he had a second term. And that's where we get 690 00:45:57,160 --> 00:46:01,400 Speaker 1: back to Teddy Roosevelt and his assassination attempt. M hm. So, 691 00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:06,000 Speaker 1: for for those who don't know this, Teddy Roosevelt was president, 692 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,880 Speaker 1: Teddy Roosevelt decided he wanted to go hunt lions in Africa. 693 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,839 Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that's actually what he told people who 694 00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:12,960 Speaker 1: was going to go to and so then he was like, 695 00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:16,160 Speaker 1: you guys should vote for Taft. Tafts was pretty good, 696 00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:18,719 Speaker 1: but then Teddy Roosevelt came back and said, I want 697 00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:21,880 Speaker 1: to be president again, and they were like, we like Taft. 698 00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:26,400 Speaker 1: So Terry Roosevelt was like, well, they obviously like me better. 699 00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:28,920 Speaker 1: So he made his own party called the Bull Moose Party, 700 00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:33,319 Speaker 1: and he ran against Taft in nineteen twelve. Oddly enough, 701 00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:35,520 Speaker 1: this is how we got Woodrow Wilson, who was not 702 00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:38,719 Speaker 1: a favorite. He was not considered really in competition, but 703 00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:41,799 Speaker 1: because they split the vote, he got the election. But 704 00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:46,000 Speaker 1: let's go to a date October fourteenth, nineteen twelve. Eddy 705 00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:48,280 Speaker 1: Roosevelts getting up on a stage to give a speech. 706 00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:51,759 Speaker 1: He's got this big, fifty page main script. He was 707 00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:55,600 Speaker 1: known for, like Jackson, talking a lot and being very loud, 708 00:46:55,719 --> 00:47:00,719 Speaker 1: and maybe not as angry and racist as Jackson, but 709 00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:04,239 Speaker 1: he was known for being a very passionate speaker. But 710 00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:06,719 Speaker 1: there was a gentleman in the crowd by the name 711 00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:13,320 Speaker 1: of John Schrank. Mm hmm. I said that one, right, Shank, 712 00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,600 Speaker 1: It's like a dollar store Shrek. Let's go with it. 713 00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:20,359 Speaker 1: So Johnny Johnny asked, we'll call him. I'm gonna call 714 00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:25,000 Speaker 1: him that he has come under the impression that I 715 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:30,640 Speaker 1: guess his favorite president, William McKinley, was secretly murdered. Remember 716 00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:33,319 Speaker 1: we mentioned he was one of four presidents ssassinated by 717 00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:35,960 Speaker 1: no other than Teddy Roosevelt, So Teddy Roosevelt could have 718 00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:38,440 Speaker 1: sent to the role of presidency. Remember this was in 719 00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:43,360 Speaker 1: one so eleven years passed by this point. But Johnny 720 00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:46,040 Speaker 1: s is just waiting in there in the crowd. Roosevelt 721 00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,680 Speaker 1: gives up there to give a speech, and he pulls 722 00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:53,200 Speaker 1: out a cult revolver, a big gun, and shoots it 723 00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:57,359 Speaker 1: and hits Teddy Roosevelt right in the chest. And then 724 00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:00,879 Speaker 1: Teddy Roosevelt turns his head and looks at Johnny ass 725 00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:04,680 Speaker 1: and says, don't hurt him to the crowd, what you 726 00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:07,000 Speaker 1: do that for? Remember this guy who just got shot 727 00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:09,880 Speaker 1: is there and he's like, what did you do that for? 728 00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:13,399 Speaker 1: And Johnnys is just son. He's like huh, and then 729 00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:15,760 Speaker 1: you just say. He says nothing. He's apprehended the dragon away. 730 00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:20,359 Speaker 1: And then Roosevelt, being the absolute badasset he is, turns 731 00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:23,319 Speaker 1: his head and he says, friends, I shall ask you 732 00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:26,200 Speaker 1: to be as quiet as possible. I don't know whether 733 00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:28,720 Speaker 1: you fully understand it that I had just been shot, 734 00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:31,840 Speaker 1: but it takes more than that to kill a bull moose, 735 00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,280 Speaker 1: and you have buns his shirt and shows all the blood. 736 00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:36,640 Speaker 1: So it turns out that he has manuscraped his glass. 737 00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:39,160 Speaker 1: He had all this stuff in his breast pocket and 738 00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:41,080 Speaker 1: that's where the bullet did it hit. So he still 739 00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:43,600 Speaker 1: got hurt. The bullet still went through, but it wasn't 740 00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:49,719 Speaker 1: as you know, deadly as you would think. So, you know, 741 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,360 Speaker 1: people like his aids and stuff like, okay, Mr President, 742 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:53,680 Speaker 1: we have to get the hospital. You gotta go and 743 00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:56,200 Speaker 1: h No, I am, I'm here to give a speech. 744 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:58,080 Speaker 1: I'm giving my speech. Come on, come on, He said, 745 00:48:58,080 --> 00:48:59,520 Speaker 1: I'll give a short one. How about that, guys, I'll 746 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,560 Speaker 1: give a short one. Okay. He goes on for ninety 747 00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:05,280 Speaker 1: minutes because he's Teddy Roosevelt, and then he eventually leaves, 748 00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:08,919 Speaker 1: goes to the doctor and what's funny enough, as they're like, well, 749 00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:12,200 Speaker 1: let's just leave the bullet in there. So similar to Jackson, 750 00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:13,480 Speaker 1: he just lived the rest of his life with a 751 00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:16,120 Speaker 1: bullet in his chest. Did not win re election, by 752 00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:21,120 Speaker 1: the way. No and Shrink ended up being found guilty 753 00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:25,319 Speaker 1: of the attempt, but like Lawrence before him, he was 754 00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:28,480 Speaker 1: sentenced to spend the rest of his life in an asylum. 755 00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:32,280 Speaker 1: In his case, he was in the state of Wisconsin. Uh. Yeah, 756 00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:37,480 Speaker 1: and it's strange Teddy Roosevelt goes on to live until right. 757 00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:41,040 Speaker 1: I think we could we could put both of those 758 00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:46,359 Speaker 1: stories in our official list of underrated assassination attempts. Yeah, 759 00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:48,840 Speaker 1: most definitely. I mean there were real attempts that was 760 00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:52,520 Speaker 1: both of them got fair. I mean Teddy literally got shot, 761 00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:55,160 Speaker 1: and I mean, I guess we don't really know from 762 00:49:55,200 --> 00:50:00,120 Speaker 1: the story who the assassin at the Taft assassination was 763 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,400 Speaker 1: going forward to going for tap through the Mexican president. 764 00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:05,320 Speaker 1: But where was he going for both? I mean, unfortunately 765 00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:08,840 Speaker 1: a lot of these stories there are multiple people wounded 766 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:12,640 Speaker 1: and killed, so, um, we don't know. But it's like 767 00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:17,400 Speaker 1: these were both very very close to really changing the 768 00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:21,000 Speaker 1: whole thing of history. And Ben, I'm gonna set you 769 00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:22,719 Speaker 1: up for one more. I don't know if it's I 770 00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:25,480 Speaker 1: would really call it an assassination attempt, but it was 771 00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:29,360 Speaker 1: an assault on a sitting president. And I know talking 772 00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:32,320 Speaker 1: to you off off, Mike offline, Uh, this is a 773 00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:34,120 Speaker 1: personal favorite of years. So I'm just gonna let you 774 00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:37,200 Speaker 1: take this one away. Oh man. Yeah, let's double dragon 775 00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:40,280 Speaker 1: this one first, Uh, Max, can we can we play 776 00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:43,400 Speaker 1: the clip? We'll play this for you, ridiculous history and 777 00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:59,080 Speaker 1: see if you can guess what this is about. All right, well, 778 00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:02,600 Speaker 1: ding ding d prize to everybody who heard that and 779 00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:07,320 Speaker 1: just recalled one of the Uh. I always say hilarious, 780 00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:11,439 Speaker 1: but of fascinating. It was pretty hilarious, dude. This video 781 00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:14,960 Speaker 1: on the rag, Yeah, yeah, it's it's it's kind of 782 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:21,120 Speaker 1: gone viral. Uh So it's December four. For six years, 783 00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:25,680 Speaker 1: the US has been searching for weapons of mass destruction 784 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:29,720 Speaker 1: and Iraq and they're just not finding any. Then President 785 00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:33,960 Speaker 1: George W. Bush visits the country before he plans to 786 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:37,640 Speaker 1: leave office, and he is there with the Prime Minister 787 00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:41,000 Speaker 1: of Iraq at the time, Nori alb Meliki. Uh and 788 00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:46,320 Speaker 1: they're gonna have a news conference in Baghdad, and Bush says, 789 00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:50,600 Speaker 1: Bush is trying to tell this crowd of people, Hey, 790 00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:54,000 Speaker 1: this conflict went on longer than people wanted. You know, 791 00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:57,080 Speaker 1: nobody loves a war, but this has been necessary for 792 00:51:57,200 --> 00:52:02,160 Speaker 1: quote world peace. And that's where we meet our hero 793 00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:07,160 Speaker 1: of the pranks today. Yes, that hero is Muntadar Alzaiety. 794 00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:11,360 Speaker 1: Apologies once again for my pronunciations there. So he is 795 00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:13,800 Speaker 1: a twenty eight year old journalists working for the Egyptian 796 00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:17,520 Speaker 1: based television service called Al back Dotti, and he stood 797 00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:21,719 Speaker 1: up and he has something he wanted to say to Mr. Bush. 798 00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:23,759 Speaker 1: But it wasn't just with his words. It was with 799 00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:27,200 Speaker 1: this I don't know it. Would you call them his actions? Yes? Yes, 800 00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:31,600 Speaker 1: So he takes off a shoe and he starts to scream, 801 00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:34,800 Speaker 1: this is a gift from the iraqis this is a farewell, 802 00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:38,160 Speaker 1: kiss you. Dog shouts in in Arabic, and he flings 803 00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:43,320 Speaker 1: his shoe at the president who Matrix dodges it. Matrix 804 00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:46,560 Speaker 1: dodges it, and I will say it w had some 805 00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:53,120 Speaker 1: moves man, very quickly. This one's going straight for his head. Uh. 806 00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:55,560 Speaker 1: Not the same to be said for the second shoe. 807 00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:59,560 Speaker 1: So Alzaieti reaches for his other shoe, because you know, 808 00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:03,480 Speaker 1: we worked two shoes, and he throws it while screaming 809 00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:06,439 Speaker 1: this is for the widows, the orphans and those who 810 00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:11,239 Speaker 1: were killed in Iraq. Yeah and uh, these are serious things. 811 00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:16,640 Speaker 1: And this journalist, who is overcome with the with the 812 00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:22,040 Speaker 1: horrors of war, has chosen not to use a firearm. 813 00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:25,480 Speaker 1: I would say this means that it counts much less 814 00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:29,120 Speaker 1: as an attack and much more as a protest. Right, 815 00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:31,960 Speaker 1: it is a protest. You also have to know that 816 00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:37,160 Speaker 1: there's a reason he's throwing shoes and not tomatoes or something. 817 00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:41,640 Speaker 1: Shoes in in this part of the world can be 818 00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:46,000 Speaker 1: used as great instruments of insults because the implication is 819 00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:49,440 Speaker 1: that you are lower than dirt. You are beneath my feet, 820 00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:52,720 Speaker 1: You are beneath the feet of this country. You monster, 821 00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:55,960 Speaker 1: is basically what this journalists the same. But if you 822 00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:58,680 Speaker 1: look at the video that we just played a clip from, 823 00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:01,200 Speaker 1: you'll see that the four or U S President is 824 00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:05,040 Speaker 1: kind of smirking after he does that first first dodge, 825 00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:08,440 Speaker 1: which is objectively is a good dodge, and then he 826 00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:12,760 Speaker 1: kind of tells secure secret security to stand down. Weird 827 00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:16,720 Speaker 1: story in case anybody's wondering what happened to the shoe, Well, 828 00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:20,000 Speaker 1: the shoes were you would naturally expect them to be 829 00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:23,720 Speaker 1: booby trapped somehow, but they were not packed with explosives, 830 00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:26,680 Speaker 1: nothing like that. They were regular shoes. They were this 831 00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:30,640 Speaker 1: guy's shoes. He took off his shoes and threw him, uh, 832 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:34,440 Speaker 1: threw him as a protest the shoes. I heard Max 833 00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:36,839 Speaker 1: that the shoes themselves after they were revealed to be 834 00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:42,120 Speaker 1: just regular regular shoes. Uh, they were actually destroyed with prejudice, 835 00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:45,680 Speaker 1: like exploded. Oh yeah, I mean I feel like that's 836 00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:50,160 Speaker 1: if you send the president anything that he doesn't want 837 00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:51,799 Speaker 1: or they think might be dangerous, I feel they just 838 00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:54,120 Speaker 1: blow it up. Do you agree with that, like assessment 839 00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:59,400 Speaker 1: therapet I feel like it's within your abilities and privileges 840 00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:03,080 Speaker 1: as comman under in chief executive privilege there. Yeah, you could. 841 00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:06,399 Speaker 1: You could just say I don't like it, blow this up, Like, 842 00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:12,439 Speaker 1: but sir, it's a it's a from your child, right, yeah, right, 843 00:55:12,719 --> 00:55:16,359 Speaker 1: it's a watercolor painting from the son of the ambassador. 844 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,040 Speaker 1: It's like, okay, well I get a picture of me 845 00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:21,239 Speaker 1: holding it and then blow it up, and then blow 846 00:55:21,239 --> 00:55:24,440 Speaker 1: it up. It's gonna cost me nightmares. Get this out 847 00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:26,840 Speaker 1: of my office. Well it's just gonna be the background 848 00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:29,120 Speaker 1: of all these photos and it's just gonna it's really 849 00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:32,200 Speaker 1: that's all anyone's gonna talk about it clashes, you know, 850 00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:35,680 Speaker 1: I don't want to be the watercolor president. Uh like 851 00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:39,840 Speaker 1: L O L. We don't know if that actually happens, 852 00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:44,840 Speaker 1: but we hope you enjoyed this. Look at failed assassination attempts, 853 00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:47,719 Speaker 1: and we hope it prompts all of us to think 854 00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:51,120 Speaker 1: about how history could have played out differently if any 855 00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:56,520 Speaker 1: of these attempts had been successful. I want to begin 856 00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:59,440 Speaker 1: the ended of our show by thanking, of course one 857 00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:03,799 Speaker 1: and only super producer, Mr Max Williams. Let's also thank 858 00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:09,319 Speaker 1: our special guest, Max Williams. We soak it up, man, 859 00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:13,000 Speaker 1: I'm so, but let's not forget to uh thank the 860 00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:16,960 Speaker 1: researcher of this article, Mr Max Williams. Yes, yes, also 861 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:20,000 Speaker 1: our research associate. Uh. And now we're done. But it's 862 00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:24,080 Speaker 1: also special thanks to our amazing great research associates Jeff 863 00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:27,000 Speaker 1: Bartlett and Zach Williams. They're amazing. They're the true m 864 00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:30,480 Speaker 1: v p s of the show. Yeah. Gabe Bluesier also 865 00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:34,000 Speaker 1: now hosting this Day in History class. I want to thank, 866 00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:37,319 Speaker 1: of course, Jonathan Strickland, a K the quizt Or, Chris 867 00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:41,080 Speaker 1: rossiotis Eve's Jeff co One. Thank Anna who came on 868 00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:43,640 Speaker 1: recently as well. I also want to say I know 869 00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:46,040 Speaker 1: where he said it, but Max, this is a lot 870 00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:48,760 Speaker 1: of fun, man, and you know that. Nolan. I always 871 00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:52,000 Speaker 1: love it when when you are able to come on 872 00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:54,640 Speaker 1: air with us. Even just a little bit. Uh So, 873 00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:58,680 Speaker 1: I hope that all of our fellow ridiculous historians out there, 874 00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:01,120 Speaker 1: I hope you enjoyed max On as much as I did. 875 00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:05,080 Speaker 1: Everybody tune in. We've got some more special guests on 876 00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:09,279 Speaker 1: the way. We're going to explore some strange stories about marathons, 877 00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:13,680 Speaker 1: fast food, those spoilers. Other than that, meantime, the last 878 00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:16,200 Speaker 1: and most important thanks that I want to give, at 879 00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:20,160 Speaker 1: least max is to our good friends write or die. 880 00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:24,760 Speaker 1: Mr Noel Brown. Noel, hope it did you proud. So 881 00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:28,400 Speaker 1: I'm gonna end the episode the way that you always do. 882 00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:38,600 Speaker 1: We'll see you next time, folks. For more podcasts for 883 00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:41,400 Speaker 1: my Heart Radio, visit the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcast, 884 00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:43,680 Speaker 1: or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.