WEBVTT - I Dropped Your Wife

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The

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<v Speaker 1>subject right situation with the wrong man. We'll get into

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<v Speaker 1>that in just a bit, but right now it is

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<v Speaker 1>time where the nephew and today's frank phone call, Nef,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you have for us today? What's on them? Me?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me get your little sip and its stupid right here?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, get a little sip and it's stupid right

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<v Speaker 1>Make you feel good and I listen. I know my

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<v Speaker 1>titles might throw you sometimes, and this one right here.

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<v Speaker 1>You know these things happen. You have to be yet

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<v Speaker 1>you have to understand that things happen, all right, So

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<v Speaker 1>today's title is I dropped your wife. Okay, I dropped

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<v Speaker 1>What it can happen? Call I dropped your wife. We're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to make sure I have a thing, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>but hey, I dropped your wife? All right? Fellas, buckle up,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on here it is let's go Hello. I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to reach Tony. This is Tony, Tony. How you doing this?

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't NEF you Tommy? Hey? If you Tommy, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe you're calling. You sent an email and to prank

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<v Speaker 1>your eyes. Oh my god, I said that like months ago.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't think you were going to call me. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling you, naw y'all been married eight years, He's

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<v Speaker 1>that's my heart. Okay, let me ask you something. What

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<v Speaker 1>makes your husband just go off? What can I do that?

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<v Speaker 1>You know that's a button for him that you don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to push, anything that has to do with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you he is crazy about me. If

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<v Speaker 1>anybody mess with me, if anybody tries to go off

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<v Speaker 1>on me, he will lose it. Okay, okay, Oh what

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<v Speaker 1>are we gonna do? What? I'm so excited? Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, okay, you know what? You know what? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>check this out? Can you click over on a three way?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you call him? Okay? I can holler from my phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Is he gonna be on the phone right? Yeah? I

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<v Speaker 1>want I want him to think that I got your phone. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what. You just click on and get

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<v Speaker 1>him on the line. Just click over so when you

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<v Speaker 1>click back, you can't say nothing. Now, you got to

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<v Speaker 1>be quiet because I'm gonna at the end, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>let you talk to him. Okay, Okay, hold on there,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here. Okay, all right, you're hitting you to something? Okay, okay, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up? Like? Uh no? This? This is? This? Is this? Darren? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>This Darren? It was this? Uh hey, we gotta build

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<v Speaker 1>of a situation with with Tony. Man, we got a

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<v Speaker 1>situation for real? You just my white phone? Who is this? This? Uh? Actually?

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<v Speaker 1>Were who? Who is this? We're trying to get Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Tony actually twisted our ankle? Man, We gotta get her

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<v Speaker 1>to the emergency room and get her checked out. Twist

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<v Speaker 1>her ankle? Had you twisted? Wait? Wait, wait, wait, wait

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<v Speaker 1>back up? Who who did you say? Who is this?

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<v Speaker 1>How did Tony twist her ankle? Actually? She she she fell?

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<v Speaker 1>And man, look look, my wife is with her mom

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<v Speaker 1>right now. Who who and who are you? Had you

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<v Speaker 1>twister the ankle? And why are you calling me? Why

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<v Speaker 1>isn't her mother somebody calling me? Who is this? You

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<v Speaker 1>never told me his name? Bro? No, I'm a friend. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't fall. I actually dropped her? How you how

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<v Speaker 1>did you drop it? What do you mean you dropped her?

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<v Speaker 1>We had a couple of drinks at the hotel, man,

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<v Speaker 1>and she wait wait wait hotel there you bring the hotel.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife's photoed me over her mom's house. Now you

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<v Speaker 1>calling me from her phone talking about it. You dropped her, y'all?

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<v Speaker 1>Let some hotel? Why y'all even at the hotel? What

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<v Speaker 1>do you hell? Are you talking about a hotel? Bro?

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<v Speaker 1>What is my wife? Where's Tony? Why? Well? Why ain't

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<v Speaker 1>Tony on the phone? Why you gotta call? You gotta

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<v Speaker 1>calm down? You're calling me for my wife? Phone? Tell

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<v Speaker 1>my she hurt? You dropped it, y'all at the hotel.

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<v Speaker 1>She's spoke mom's house. Bro, Where is my wife? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>She's it? Tony, I got it, I got it. Just

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<v Speaker 1>hang on so Tony, I got put on the phone. Man, Hey, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>just I need you to come down. I need to know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm how you're talking about. You're about to go to

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<v Speaker 1>the mergency room. You dropped my wife, y'all at a hotel?

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<v Speaker 1>Dog keeps putting my hip on the phone before y'all

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<v Speaker 1>be in the emergency room. Hey, man, listen, you gotta

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<v Speaker 1>calm down. Tony already embarrassed. I don't even know who

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<v Speaker 1>the here you are. You still ain't telling men. Put

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<v Speaker 1>Tony on the phone. I'm gonna listen. Man, you gotta

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<v Speaker 1>chill out. Man, I'm just for freeing, okay, man, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a freend. But get you what. I'll tell you what.

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<v Speaker 1>From the emergency room. Kill me where y'all lt? I

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<v Speaker 1>come to the hotel, I get my own white and

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<v Speaker 1>taking a wherever she needs to know we as soon

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<v Speaker 1>as Tony gets dressed, man, I'm gonna get her there, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And soon as she gets dressed. What do you mean? Hey, man?

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<v Speaker 1>Real talk? Where y'all at? Mane you putting Tony on

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<v Speaker 1>the man? I'm not putting Tony on YouTube already? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you screaming in halland dude? I swear to guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I swear to guy. If I find out where y'all left,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a commod here. It's gonna be want for you

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<v Speaker 1>at Tony. Hey, Hey, man, where y'all laugh for us?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm cool where y'all last? Sell me where y'all lf No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what, man, I'm gonna get Tony ankle

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<v Speaker 1>taking care of and we'll get somebody to drop a

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<v Speaker 1>back off at the house. Okay, I take I'll drop

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<v Speaker 1>off at the house. Man, Just chip me where y'all la.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to come get my wife. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>make sure she get the treatment that she need. Bro.

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<v Speaker 1>Gett't where y'all at. Don't go nowhere. I want you

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<v Speaker 1>to be there when I come and get it. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>go nowhere where y'all at. I can't do it. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean we didn't. It's on you on the phone. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>Put to put my wife. I'm not listening. Let me

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<v Speaker 1>talk to my wife. Bro. Hey, man, it's the reason

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<v Speaker 1>why I'm calling. Man. She embarrassed about all of this,

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<v Speaker 1>and now she's gonna be more than embarrassed. Want eight okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this cause ain't to tell ain't gonn need to be embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 1>I love him, man, that's my girl. Man, let me

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<v Speaker 1>let me how let my wife? Bro? Please, that's all. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I already no wife, phone bro listen, do let me

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<v Speaker 1>look real talk. You still don't tell me you want

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<v Speaker 1>all I know it's you're calling me. Tell my choice.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't tell us with my wife and let us

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<v Speaker 1>let me tell you something. Don't don't let that lord

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<v Speaker 1>that ankle with here. You say it's wrong with my wife.

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<v Speaker 1>Get your whoops dog. I'm telling you when I fin

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<v Speaker 1>out who you are, I'm fussing. Put my wife on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone. And that's all because my last time ask you, dog,

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<v Speaker 1>I promise he see my youtub I'll write, man, what

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<v Speaker 1>you call? I want my wife on the phone. Bro,

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<v Speaker 1>that's all I'm saying. You're gonna leave town. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm You got the lead time, my man, you gotta leave.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to do? You want to talk? Let's

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<v Speaker 1>Tony decide if she want to talk to you or not? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here put that side, Tony. Do you want do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to do? You want to talk? One? Don't even ask.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't known you. We'll see what Tony want to

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<v Speaker 1>do on the phone. A man, baby, I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know you. Man, put on the phone. You you scared

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<v Speaker 1>to kill me? Your name? Don't you want to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to him? Hell? Yes, you want to talk to me? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mean no idea. She's bashing on jump question

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<v Speaker 1>your the phone phone to Tony? Here she is, man, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>baby baby, go do it? Baby, Tony, Look, I'll have

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<v Speaker 1>time for games. Were you at? Who you w that's all?

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta kill me? Baby? This calmed down. I got

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<v Speaker 1>something to Are you listen to me? Maybe you gotta

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<v Speaker 1>listen to me. I'm listening. Are you listening. Listen to

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<v Speaker 1>me real carefully. Okay, where you at, Tony, baby? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you listening to me? Yes, I'm listening. They but you

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<v Speaker 1>just got frank by nephew. I'm laughing right now. I

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<v Speaker 1>love you. Okay, girl, that's cool. You got me, You

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<v Speaker 1>got me. Huh. You're proud of that? I am? What

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<v Speaker 1>am I proud? That's some of your best work. I

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<v Speaker 1>am elated my work. He was mad, he was hot.

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<v Speaker 1>You got my wife phone and you own it. I don't. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I was nervous all the way through that one. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know that one was gone and I ain't man

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<v Speaker 1>at the moment with my wife and let me just oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I know that I know that trick right there. I

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<v Speaker 1>know that trick. No, No, I'm cool. I'm cool this

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<v Speaker 1>when my wife on the phone. No, we're good. But

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to be you when I get that on.

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<v Speaker 1>I need you to be there to baby. Hey, baby,

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<v Speaker 1>what who the hell is that? That's a great stupid

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<v Speaker 1>filling this morning on that great getting up stupid? It's

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<v Speaker 1>the nephew man. Your question? Were you over joy over joy? Oval? Well? Exhilarated? What? What? What?

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<v Speaker 1>What big word can I get? I was all that excited.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the big word, A most big words. Most words

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<v Speaker 1>is big to you. Excited that's fighting a lot excited rating.

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<v Speaker 1>I was excitating. You got you gotta admit on down home,

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<v Speaker 1>run right up? What that right there? Was ignorant that

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<v Speaker 1>it's best man to stay up on my stupid from me, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I saw what I want from you. Give me credibility

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<v Speaker 1>of my stupid. I do that. You got on the radio. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>we gotta move on to the strawberry letter that's coming

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<v Speaker 1>up next. The subject is right situation with the wrong man.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to

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<v Speaker 1>the Steve Harvey Morning Show.