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Speaker 2: Yeah, you really have two hours?

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Speaker 3: That's Brook, not Jeff. Everybody.

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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to the podcast. And today, of course Spotify

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Speaker 2: Yes, and you guys have.

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Speaker 4: Been tagging us on instant stories, posting it and we

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Speaker 3: Great to see.

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Speaker 1: By the way, if there's any Apple execs listening, can

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Speaker 1: you guys please do the same thing for Apple podcast Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because I have so many Apple Podcasts listeners.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, now can we on Spotify this year?

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Speaker 6: Come on? All right?

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Speaker 2: So again, don't forget to tag us. Yeah, you see it.

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Speaker 1: Love to show the last but I appreciate you, and

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Speaker 3: You know, it's interesting. One of the members of this

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Speaker 1: You think that I wanted to extend my time with

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Speaker 3: We're not mentioning any names here because people figured it out.

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Speaker 3: I know we're now at this point, we're almost a

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Speaker 3: full week past the holiday. But when you consume as

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Speaker 3: much as this person did, again, not mentioning any names here,

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Speaker 3: I can understand why they would call in requesting more

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Speaker 2: Have had one degree.

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Speaker 3: Look, look, I'm just gonna pot the music down, and

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Speaker 3: and or hungover people here have anything to say, Well.

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Speaker 5: I'm sober, Jeff's I'm not hungover at all. Feel great?

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Speaker 3: You look great?

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Speaker 7: What was it?

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Speaker 1: I had some sort of the flu because I didn't

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Speaker 3: Vaccines like she always does pharma for this one. Well,

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Speaker 3: the critics have spoken. Tomorrow, at this exact time, we

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Speaker 5: Doesn't even matter. That's all right, I don't even care.

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Speaker 3: Good Our listeners can cast your votes now if you've

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Speaker 3: Digital Jake. I bet he is so exhausted from mother

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Speaker 8: On this day in history, the world got slimed for

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Speaker 8: the first time when the Nickelodeon show You Can't Do

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Speaker 8: That on Television premiered in nineteen eighty one.

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Speaker 1: Wow was the first line.

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Speaker 8: It featured sketch comedy, and live contests. Were saying the

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Speaker 8: A list of the top twenty most popular Nickelodeon TV

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Speaker 8: We'll start with the woman whose tear ducks make green

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Speaker 8: I have the top twelve Nickelodeon shows of all time,

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, I'm taking sat easiest one. SpongeBob.

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Speaker 8: Yes, SpongeBob square Pants number six on my list. Iconic

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Speaker 5: Jose, show me Rocco's Modern Life, good one. I love

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Speaker 3: You always do this to yourself, Jose. You always get

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Speaker 8: We're over to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 8: Okay, Alexis, it sounds like jeff just took yours. Do

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Speaker 8: Brig said, Kids Incorporated that is actually never heard of.

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Speaker 3: I swear the Nickelodeon producers met my mom at one

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Speaker 2: Huh, your mom was the star of your family?

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Speaker 5: We're over to Jeffrey number one.

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Speaker 1: Please.

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Speaker 3: You know how hard I tried to like orange soda because.

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Speaker 3: Like looking at traffic cone covered in corn syrup, disgusting.

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Speaker 8: We're back to Alexis.

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Speaker 3: Oh, this one was probably my favorite show of all time. Doug.

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Speaker 8: Doug, it's number twenty on the list one. Alexis, it's

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Speaker 8: Clifford, I believe Clifford was a book and a PBS

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Speaker 8: show show. That means Jeffrey has one Today's edition up

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Speaker 8: plenty of twenty. Here's some of the shows that people

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Speaker 5: That's what I was gonna give you.

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Speaker 8: Victorious Danny, Phantom Cat Dog, The Wild Thornberries, and Number nineteen.

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Speaker 8: It was said in the room Wren and Stiff.

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Speaker 3: Well, I got the most reds, so I get to

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Speaker 3: choose who gets shocked while singing jingle bell Rock and

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Speaker 3: the best cure for a hangover is to sing shell

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Speaker 8: Okay, it's not good for.

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Speaker 3: That's your shock collar question of the day. We got

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Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Question, what does your guys's inner voice sound like?

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Speaker 5: Sounds like me.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad that's a nineteen fifties reference.

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure if anybody else has a cool celebrity

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Speaker 3: What's on your Mind?

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Speaker 2: That was a weird analogy the dolphins.

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Speaker 2: On your Mind, I got a button, fly.

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Speaker 3: And bear all about what's going on upstairs and down,

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Speaker 1: Well, I went, honestly, for my first time ever, I

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Speaker 10: I know what's up. I get to the counter, I

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Speaker 3: No surprise, Brook cheats the system once again. Y just

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Speaker 11: Well, I was with my family overbreak and my dad

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Speaker 5: So anyway, he does.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, did.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, baby, he knows my dad.

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Speaker 2: That's why you didn't get a discount. Yeah, going to lose.

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Speaker 3: Money on this, Alexis, it's on your mind.

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Speaker 4: Was like my aunts, my uncle's cousins and we're all

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Speaker 3: Yeah, your grandpa has the iPad that everybody.

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Speaker 4: No, he passed away years ago, but we just got

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Speaker 1: Old photos, okay, declared, like reliving grandpa's memory like him.

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Speaker 13: But everyone has seen it that's standing behind me at

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Speaker 5: Grandma, Grandma.

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Speaker 3: Has Grandpa's legacy, secret family because we think we.

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Speaker 1: I remember that Grandpa was once a young, vital man. Yeah, exactly,

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Speaker 2: On your mind.

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Speaker 3: Well, if people haven't heard, there was a giant storm

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Speaker 2: So how are you feeling about this first home purchase?

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Speaker 13: Because so far for saying you don't want anyone to

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Speaker 3: Little bit much.

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Speaker 6: I know.

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Speaker 3: Last night I had to go out into my backyard

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Speaker 3: So basically, if you've ever seen the show Walking Dead,

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Speaker 5: Are you saving your own urine?

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Speaker 7: Ya?

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Speaker 3: Not quite. I need to ask Brook about how to

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Speaker 3: turn it into.

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Speaker 2: Useful cheese cloth.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna connect later on this. That's what's going

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Speaker 3: on in my life. Text in seven eighty five nine

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Speaker 3: two tell us what's on your mind? Is Brook and

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning?

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Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And have we

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Speaker 2: Yes, I've been totally writing people back all morning. It's awesome.

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Speaker 2: I love when people text in.

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Speaker 3: Okay, explains why people stopped writing. Okay, Jeff, here's here's

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Speaker 3: a couple. This text says, Laser Stories is the best.

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Speaker 3: I always do the accent when you have the dumb

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Speaker 3: went through puberty. So watch your tone. Another text said,

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Speaker 3: y'all sparkle my morning so hard. I usually don't stop

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Speaker 3: smiling till I'm out at night. Love you much.

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Speaker 2: What happens that's when the prowling starts.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Picture the joker with like a permis smile laughing all

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Speaker 3: day though. And another text says, this one is from Jersey.

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Speaker 3: Where can I listen to your show?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Cool?

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Speaker 3: If you do want to listen, We're available on all

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Speaker 3: the podcast platforms, Apple, Spotify and now on the dark web. Two.

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Speaker 3: Just search at Brook and Jeffrey and you can listen there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, or you can find the closest radio city next

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Speaker 1: to you and go to how to listen on the

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Speaker 3: I thought you meant drive over to your local closest

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Speaker 2: You go to Brooknjeffrey dot com slash how to listen Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: It's important to remember that even the best date ever

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Speaker 3: take sixteen year old me for example. Okay, I brought

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Speaker 3: It was going perfect labeled decks, yeah on big boats.

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Speaker 3: Peruvian shrimp platter was too large.

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Speaker 3: Shrimp just because I refused to turn back the ship

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Speaker 1: That such a relatable story.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna hear about mistakes similar to mine, I'm sure

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Speaker 3: in a brand new Battle of the tender Day, it's

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Speaker 7: One dating app Then the question is whose love life

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Speaker 7: is more tragic. It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.

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Speaker 3: It's the dating game show that regrets changing his safe

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Speaker 3: word to don't stop.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a bad one.

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Speaker 3: You're confusing one or a good one. The Battle of

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Speaker 3: We'll explain the rules in just a second, but first

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Speaker 3: let's meet today's contestants. In this corner, she ends every

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Speaker 3: and that's why they call her tickle belly Kelly.

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Speaker 5: Why didn't you love that?

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Speaker 2: So many Harry bellies?

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Speaker 3: And in the other corner, she likes passionate, sensitive guys

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Speaker 2: Like we have a girls' night plant.

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Speaker 3: But here's how the game works. One contestant will start

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Speaker 3: with tickle belly Kelly. Let's go. So I met a guy.

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Speaker 14: She told me he was a millionaire.

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Speaker 6: Oh you.

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Speaker 3: Nice to meet you. I'm a millionaire.

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Speaker 14: I googled him after the date. He comes up online

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Speaker 3: Either way. It turns me on. Let's boogle Megan, can

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Speaker 12: Yeah, he's telling me, oh, this is the spot where

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Speaker 12: he can see himself the best and.

451
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Speaker 3: He looks good.

452
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:31,800
Speaker 12: That's what he said.

453
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Speaker 3: He's got self confidence. So we're on a round to

454
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Speaker 3: take a belly kelly back to you.

455
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Speaker 15: Okay, So I want to day with this guy.

456
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Speaker 14: He talked about his dog all night, and he talked

457
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Speaker 14: extensively about his routine, like the daily.

458
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Speaker 3: Walk and you know, his food.

459
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Speaker 14: And I was thinking, like, wow, he really loves his dog. Okay, obviously,

460
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:57,960
Speaker 14: and I went back and met his dog and he

461
00:22:58,119 --> 00:23:01,200
Speaker 14: mentioned to me that the dog loves me eat more

462
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Speaker 14: than anyone he's met.

463
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Speaker 3: Yeah.

464
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Speaker 2: Well, and he's obviously saying it because he really likes you,

465
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Speaker 2: you know.

466
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Speaker 9: Yeah.

467
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Speaker 14: So I spent the night and in the morning he left,

468
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Speaker 14: and I have a text saying he'll be out of

469
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Speaker 14: town for the weekend and thank you for dog City.

470
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Speaker 3: It wasn't a date, it was an interviewer. Yeah, what

471
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Speaker 3: do you do?

472
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,800
Speaker 2: Like, you can't just leave the dog.

473
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 12: I was watching a movie at a guy's place when

474
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:42,040
Speaker 12: I heard noises outside. He told me not to worry.

475
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:44,920
Speaker 12: It's just some neighborhood cats and they come because he

476
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:50,920
Speaker 12: feeds him. I thought, oh, it's so sweet. When he

477
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,480
Speaker 12: asked if I wanted to put some food out, I said, yes,

478
00:23:54,359 --> 00:24:01,960
Speaker 12: we go back there. It's five raccoons eating garbage. I

479
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 12: still don't know if he really thinks they're cats.

480
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:08,639
Speaker 2: Or cats not good Like that's how that's still out

481
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:09,159
Speaker 2: for debates.

482
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, alright, we'und around three. We need your best stories here, ladies,

483
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 3: So tickle belly Kelly give it to us.

484
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Speaker 16: Okay.

485
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 14: So a guy that I was talking to for like

486
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Speaker 14: weeks invited me to stay at the hotel he was

487
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Speaker 14: staying that Wow, and we met in a lobby and

488
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,640
Speaker 14: he asked me if it was okay we get room

489
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Speaker 14: service for dinner, and I said sure, So we get dinner,

490
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,760
Speaker 14: but then he called them back for drinks and dessert.

491
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Speaker 5: Yo, that's expensive. I'm sorry, but this is crazy. Yeah,

492
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,879
Speaker 5: we're going to drink on room services, like fifty dollars.

493
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Speaker 3: How many times is he calling room service? Yeah?

494
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 14: An insane amount of times. Honestly, it had to have

495
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 14: been like at least six or seven.

496
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Speaker 9: Oh.

497
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Speaker 14: So I go to Leeds okay, and keep in mind

498
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,399
Speaker 14: we have not kissed or anything. And I go to

499
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,399
Speaker 14: the female worker that was like helping us, and I

500
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:07,879
Speaker 14: apologize to her and that's when she tells me it's okay,

501
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,720
Speaker 14: that's her boyfriend and it's a role playing thing they do.

502
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 3: So he was like kind of getting some underneath the table,

503
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:21,000
Speaker 3: like you can't leave time nine when he calls us

504
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:21,600
Speaker 3: when it gets.

505
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Speaker 1: Really set, and of course she's with a guy where

506
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 1: she has to be the rooms situation.

507
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 3: This is your last chance.

508
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 12: Okay, so we not because we both had picks of

509
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 12: like Costco in our dating bio.

510
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 3: Mariam, so of.

511
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,400
Speaker 12: Course we went there on our date.

512
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 2: That's cute.

513
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 17: Yeah, but I thought it was just to get.

514
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:53,040
Speaker 12: Food, but she did so much grocery shopping was two

515
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 12: carts full of stuff, okay.

516
00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 2: For those Costco dating profile picks.

517
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,360
Speaker 12: Then he goes to check out and that's when he's like, oh,

518
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 12: I need to borrow your card. He doesn't even have

519
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 12: a membership, but he goes out with girls as memberships

520
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 12: once a month to stock up on.

521
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:24,720
Speaker 3: Boot Costco Life Pack Unlocked. Wow, okay, that's a final bell.

522
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:27,159
Speaker 3: That means we need to score this. Judges, what do

523
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 3: you think, alexis? Who are you giving it to?

524
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 2: I gotta go Megan for that Costco story, trust that anymore.

525
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 2: I can't get over the dog sitting. I'm going Kelly

526
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 2: all tied up.

527
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:40,680
Speaker 3: Jose gets the final vote.

528
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 5: I gotta go with room service role play.

529
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:51,400
Speaker 3: Those that means congrabulations, tickle Belly, Kelly's Lady of the Week,

530
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 3: and as a prize, Brook will share her secret trick

531
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Speaker 3: to seducing a cousin.

532
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,080
Speaker 2: I can't tell you secret.

533
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 3: Twister at the face into Reunion, but text in seven

534
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 3: eighty five nine two if you want to appear on

535
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 3: the next edition of Battle of the Tender Days.

536
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:08,399
Speaker 7: Your phone TAP's coming up Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

537
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 3: Put your stained proof laughing pants on, because it is

538
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 3: time for the number eight phone tap of the Year.

539
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not gonna ask, we're doing.

540
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 3: It's our countdown to the top phone taps of Christmas.

541
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 3: And today a young woman wants to prank her over

542
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:27,040
Speaker 3: protective boyfriend, who is well aware that several guys at

543
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 3: her medical school have been trying to flirt with her.

544
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,200
Speaker 3: But now he's going to come face to face with

545
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 3: maybe the sexiest of all of them, Steady Eddie. Oh

546
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:39,240
Speaker 3: and Eddie has a med school project he needs approval

547
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:42,200
Speaker 3: on from the boyfriend. And your number eight phone tap

548
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:47,399
Speaker 3: of the year right now is Brooking Jeffrey's ten phone

549
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:48,680
Speaker 3: taps at Christmas.

550
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:49,440
Speaker 7: Ever eight.

551
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,399
Speaker 6: Hello, Hello is this Klay?

552
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's Clay is well, Hello, they're.

553
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:06,399
Speaker 6: Fritten soon to be friend. I'm sorry, my name is Edward.

554
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,960
Speaker 6: I'm in medical school with your girlfriend. Teresa's not going

555
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 6: to help you. Then, Teresa tell you I was gonna

556
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 6: call her.

557
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:16,640
Speaker 9: No, not at all, you know my girl?

558
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 6: Oh well, I'm in medical school with her, all right.

559
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 6: I think I send that before, but I mean kind

560
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 6: of nervous, or maybe I didn't.

561
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 9: I don't know why she wants you to talk to

562
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,840
Speaker 9: me because I'm not in med school. It's different for

563
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:30,200
Speaker 9: what I do.

564
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:33,680
Speaker 6: Well, actually, I have a question for you. I'm working

565
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 6: on a final project and it's going to be a video,

566
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,920
Speaker 6: and I need to ask some of your girlfriend's time

567
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 6: if we could work on the project together.

568
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:44,680
Speaker 9: And I gave you my number of I can what

569
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 9: give the OK on it?

570
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 7: Yeah?

571
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 6: She just said, you run it by my boyfriend and

572
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 6: as he said, he's cool and everything is coach, which

573
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 6: I'm assuming he sends for Kosher.

574
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 9: She could have called me on her own or asked

575
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 9: me this, so it sounds kind of crazy.

576
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 6: I just mean, like around a bro. She thought it

577
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:04,200
Speaker 6: may be a question that I should directly ask you

578
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 6: out of respect, but it could be awkward. I probably

579
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 6: won't be at all, but it could be.

580
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 9: I don't think I like the likes of this man,

581
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 9: but go ahead and continue.

582
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 6: Well, it's a it's a it's a medical video that

583
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 6: is very informative about the woman's body. Woman what I'm

584
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 6: going to be a gynecologist?

585
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,120
Speaker 9: No no, no, hold hold hold on. You said this

586
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,880
Speaker 9: is going to be women's body parts and you're a gynecologist.

587
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 6: No no, no, not women, just your girlfriend, just one woman,

588
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 6: and she's kidd me. She's my school buddy.

589
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 9: You're a gynologist, and you want my girl to be

590
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 9: in a video for you to do some body partial.

591
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 6: My mom already said no, or I would have been

592
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 6: able to do it already.

593
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 9: But the readership talked to me about this and whatn't

594
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 9: because I want nobody seeing a body except me.

595
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 6: Oh no, I completely understand. But this is for medicine,

596
00:29:55,960 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 6: he said, for school medicine. No, not medicine in the butt.

597
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 6: It's medicine on the front.

598
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 9: Medicine on the front. Yeah, you said, my completely lost

599
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 9: your mind. Are you crazy?

600
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 6: That'd be a colonoscopy?

601
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 9: You're going over the top now, triggering me off. And

602
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 9: I'm gonna be tight with Teresa too.

603
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 6: Well, I'm a little tank in a back. Teresa already agreed.

604
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 3: To all of this.

605
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 9: I didn't know what I mean, she volunteered.

606
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 6: Well, we've already shot the preliminary video. I just need

607
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 6: permission to do.

608
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 9: You already shot a preliminary vide. You already did the

609
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 9: body part thing with Teresia.

610
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 6: No, it's more of like a short film. I would

611
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 6: consider it like a vine, like a boomerang.

612
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:37,680
Speaker 9: You have no idea who I am? Do you?

613
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 6: And you're Truth's boyfriend Clay Clayton?

614
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 9: Yeah? Did you tell you what I do for a living?

615
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 1: Uh?

616
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 3: Huh? Yeah.

617
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 9: I don't think you want to find out.

618
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,479
Speaker 6: Gosh, do you do gynecology because that would be very

619
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Speaker 6: convenient for me.

620
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 9: No, but I'll make sure your kind of doology parts

621
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Speaker 9: don't work, that's for sure.

622
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 6: Well, I really don't get a lot of youth already.

623
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 6: That's why I'm trying to get into this profession.

624
00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 9: So you can't be real right now? Where okay, right now,

625
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 9: you need to drop your actress.

626
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 6: I'm at the hospital, all.

627
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 9: Right, I'm gonna beat in about five minutes.

628
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 6: I don't really understand why you're getting so upset.

629
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 9: You understand, man, what you are messing with my girls

630
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 9: body parts or whatnot. You think I'm gonna be normal

631
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 9: about this? He might have sinned for my list?

632
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 16: Coming Wait, did you earner a left?

633
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 2: You were serious?

634
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:18,479
Speaker 9: I'm dead serious.

635
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 6: You don't understand. No one's even gonna see this video.

636
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 6: It's just gonna be on my hard drive forever.

637
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 9: Ain't no hard drives.

638
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 3: Bro.

639
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 9: The only thing that's gonna be off for Teresa is me. No,

640
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 9: you won't be seeing that because that won't.

641
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 3: Be on no damn video.

642
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:33,040
Speaker 6: You're about to catch these hands. You don't even know.

643
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 6: I got mittens, son, you got flick These mittens that you're.

644
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,720
Speaker 9: Mitten can't stop bullets. But I doubt if I'm gonna

645
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 9: need that.

646
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 6: Okay, at that point, I lean Alice should probably tell

647
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 6: you this is a prank phone call, and I'm Jose

648
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 6: from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

649
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 5: What yeah, Bro, this is a preank phone call. Your

650
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 5: girlfriend set you up?

651
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 9: Teresa, get the got here, man. I got to cancel

652
00:31:58,680 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 9: the list now.

653
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 3: No, yeah, I cancel that.

654
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 5: Lilip right away.

655
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 6: Secondly, I'm not in medical school with Teresa at all.

656
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 6: She said she's been telling you there She's a couple

657
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,200
Speaker 6: of guys been hitting on her a little bit in class,

658
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 6: so she knew you'd be a little vulnerable.

659
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 16: I actually believed you.

660
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 9: Man, that was good.

661
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 6: I can telling got you good. And again, that video

662
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 6: is only gonna be on my hard drive and I

663
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 6: already had the preliminary one.

664
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 3: You would have that video never seen up close.

665
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 9: You messed up bad, You really mess.

666
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 3: She was your number eight phon tap of twenty twenty.

667
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 7: Four, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

668
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:42,959
Speaker 3: Men and women have very different responses to receiving unsolicited picks.

669
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Alexis would say ill gross, And meanwhile, Jose

670
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 3: what would you say to an unsolicited pick?

671
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 5: I'd say, oh god, oh.

672
00:32:59,440 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 2: Romance.

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00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 3: After one of our listeners dates, he was sent a

674
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Speaker 3: photo from the woman that left him utterly speechless, speechless

675
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 3: in a bad way. And I mean, best case scenario

676
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 3: is this girl meant to send it to somebody else.

677
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 3: Worst case she sends it on purpose to deliver a

678
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 3: very harsh message. Yes, we're going to get to the

679
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 3: bottom of this mystery pick. In your brand News second

680
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 3: date update right after this second date update. We've done

681
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 3: these second date calls for a long.

682
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,720
Speaker 2: Long while oh my god, I think half my lifetime

683
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 2: no joke.

684
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 3: But most of the time we really focus a lot

685
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 3: on the date. I'm not sure why we do that. Yeah,

686
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 3: what do you mean pointless?

687
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 2: Not very successful at their childhood.

688
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 3: Well, one of our listeners, Thomas, wants us to hone

689
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 3: in not on the date so much. He's more focused

690
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 3: on the text messages that were sent between them afterwards,

691
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 3: the juicy stuff.

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00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 5: We're dissecting the after text.

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00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 3: Okay, Thomas. First of all, welcome to the show.

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00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 16: Hey, thank you guys. I appreciate your health.

695
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,720
Speaker 3: Okay, well say that, don't thank us until we actually

696
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,879
Speaker 3: follow through with that. But we're going to talk about

697
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 3: your date after we hear about these text messages first,

698
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:25,759
Speaker 3: because your email definitely intrigued me. What's the name of

699
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 3: this girl? First of all, so this.

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00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 1: Girl, her name is Ananda, Okay, and I mean it's

701
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 1: always a positive if you have text messages after a date.

702
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 2: It means that you're both still interested, right.

703
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 3: You would think if she's communicating with you, unless they're like,

704
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 3: don't text me anymore.

705
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 9: Stop.

706
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:47,720
Speaker 2: Well, well just read stop over and over again.

707
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,279
Speaker 3: What were you and Amanda saying to each other?

708
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 16: Yeah, she might as well have said unsubscribed?

709
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 3: But what did you say?

710
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 16: I reached out and I said, hey, how are you?

711
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:01,880
Speaker 16: That's it okay?

712
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 2: Like the next day after the date or something.

713
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:07,880
Speaker 16: Yeah, the next day okay? And her response was a

714
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 16: picture of her with another guy. Oh, and she says,

715
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 16: we are good.

716
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:14,239
Speaker 2: Thanks, we're good?

717
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:14,879
Speaker 8: Wow?

718
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 3: How are you?

719
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 8: We are good?

720
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:20,760
Speaker 2: What's the photo? Does it look like a dad? Brother?

721
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 2: But even then, what would like would it be a

722
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 2: joke at that point? Is it a picture? Did you ask?

723
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:29,280
Speaker 16: You know, it's just some dude. I didn't ask, because

724
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 16: I did maybe naively thought that must be a message

725
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 16: for somebody else.

726
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 1: Oh oh wow, forgiving you don't think that was a

727
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 1: clear message to you that I'm in a relationship.

728
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 2: Leave me alone.

729
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 3: You know.

730
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 16: It looked like they could have been friends, but it wasn't.

731
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 16: The date went well enough. I thought, there's no way

732
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 16: she wouldn't have told me that she's, you know, as

733
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 16: a boyfriend.

734
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 2: Right right, because it's the next morning.

735
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 1: It's like not even enough time for her to go

736
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 1: out with somebody and establish another a relationship, like she

737
00:35:58,360 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 1: may have been a cheater?

738
00:35:59,320 --> 00:35:59,800
Speaker 3: What else was?

739
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 12: Oh?

740
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:01,239
Speaker 11: Well?

741
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 16: Then I texted her back and I said, Hey, when

742
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:05,240
Speaker 16: am I going to see you again?

743
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 6: You just ignore the okay that the boyfriend has her

744
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 6: phone and is the one being like we're good.

745
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:12,800
Speaker 3: Well what did she say to that?

746
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:16,320
Speaker 16: She said, the next time I post a picture on Instagram,

747
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:16,960
Speaker 16: you'll see me.

748
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so she wants you to follow her.

749
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 5: Heart.

750
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:26,360
Speaker 3: Clearly something happened that made her upset.

751
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,279
Speaker 2: Why are we calling her then?

752
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:28,480
Speaker 15: Like?

753
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 3: Do you like her?

754
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,759
Speaker 1: Because she doesn't sound she either sounds like she's in

755
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 1: a relationship or she's not nice.

756
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 13: I think she's mad at you, and it's like not

757
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 13: a boyfriend, Like she's just pretending.

758
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 16: Oh yeah, I don't get why that's it's killing me.

759
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 15: It's not even it's almost not even about I just

760
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 15: gotta know what happened.

761
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 16: Because it seemed like it went really well.

762
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 3: Okay, well take us to the date. Now, let's figure

763
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,359
Speaker 3: out if something did happen. What did you get? How'd

764
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,839
Speaker 3: you guys meet? What you guys do? Yeah, we met

765
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 3: on the.

766
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 16: Bus, started talking to her. I rizzed her up, I

767
00:36:58,560 --> 00:36:59,240
Speaker 16: got her number.

768
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 3: Bus risks of it.

769
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 2: Okay, it's sad to me people do the same routes

770
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 2: every day.

771
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and what did you do for your date.

772
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:11,799
Speaker 15: So I took it a red lobster and okay, you can.

773
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,880
Speaker 15: You can do a lotter a little there and they

774
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 15: have that shrimp your Way thirty for twenty deal. So

775
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 15: we got some garlic shrimp forgotten them on know that

776
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:20,279
Speaker 15: was going on.

777
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:23,319
Speaker 5: We want to go to lunch.

778
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 1: Honestly, those Cheddarbay biscuits. Yeah, but but what was her

779
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,240
Speaker 1: reaction about red lobster? What if she's allergic to shellfish?

780
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 1: You need to check with her before you do something

781
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 1: like this.

782
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 2: That's a good point.

783
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 3: That's it's very sexy to exchange.

784
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 2: Food out feel or someone like me who will only

785
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:40,880
Speaker 2: eat the biscuits.

786
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:43,440
Speaker 5: Wow, that's one of the first things you ask a

787
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 5: girl before you take her out. Or do you have

788
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,479
Speaker 5: any allergies? Do you like or hate anything?

789
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:48,319
Speaker 3: Did you get her medical rundown before you took her

790
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 3: out on a date?

791
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 16: I did not check with her doctor. But fun, I mean,

792
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 16: she was trying everything.

793
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 2: Everything okay, and the conversation sounds good. What'd you connect on?

794
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 15: We laughed, we talked about places we've gone on vacation,

795
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 15: and I mean, I guess there was one awkward moment

796
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:07,719
Speaker 15: where I had to take a phone call, and I

797
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:09,800
Speaker 15: did have to tell her to be quiet.

798
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 2: Yike, oh, I hate being told to quiet too.

799
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 3: How did you tell her?

800
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 16: It was almost half joking, but I was like, be quiet,

801
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 16: you know, no, you need.

802
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:23,359
Speaker 3: To cut your hand over her mouth and say, oh

803
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 3: my god.

804
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 1: That is yeah, that's why would you take a phone

805
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 1: call at the table?

806
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:32,240
Speaker 2: That's yeah? You didn't step away.

807
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 16: It was important and I needed to handle some business.

808
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, I know that some people have a

809
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 1: pretty hard line on that type of you know, phone

810
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 1: calls at the table.

811
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 3: Maybe that's her whole yeah, saying that could be something

812
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 3: that made you look bad. That it would explain her

813
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 3: angry reaction to your texts. Have you thought of that?

814
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 9: Maybe?

815
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 16: But I mean I paid for everything. She didn't seem

816
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 16: put off at the end, and I did everything else right.

817
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 3: Did you pay for it with money from your wallet

818
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:03,319
Speaker 3: or did you take money out of her wallet in pay?

819
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:03,839
Speaker 9: Ah?

820
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:04,800
Speaker 6: That was it?

821
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:10,759
Speaker 3: No, okay? And after that what happened after the dinner date?

822
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 16: Well after the date, then I walked into the cars.

823
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 16: We hugged it out, you know, hugged it out.

824
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 2: And then you sent the text. And that's where we

825
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 2: are now, right, yeah.

826
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 16: Yeah, that's it.

827
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:29,360
Speaker 3: I'm still not picking up anything specifically that would justify

828
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 3: those like really angry, straightforward rude texts.

829
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 2: Quiet Jeff, Oh, you to cut my mouth.

830
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,919
Speaker 3: When you do that, Jeff, be quiet. I mean, that's

831
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 3: the one thing that we have to go off of,

832
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:42,800
Speaker 3: is the telling her to be quiet while taking a

833
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,759
Speaker 3: phone call. We're going to find out when we reach

834
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 3: out to Amanda for you and get you your second

835
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 3: date update right after this. Thank you, guys, Yes, manners,

836
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 3: they're important. Okay, hold on second date update if you're

837
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 3: just joining us. Quick recap. Thomas met a girl named

838
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:03,120
Speaker 3: Amanda the bus, rized her and swung that into a

839
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:07,360
Speaker 3: dinner date at a red lobster where they shared thirty

840
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 3: pieces of garlic butter shrimp, and he thinks his one

841
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:15,960
Speaker 3: potential downfall may have been when he took a phone

842
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,839
Speaker 3: call mid meal and Amanda kept talking, so he said, hey,

843
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 3: be quiet, yeah, which Brook tells Jose to do that

844
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 3: all the time. So I don't think, really think it's

845
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:27,279
Speaker 3: that disrespectful and.

846
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:28,840
Speaker 5: Attention between Brooke and I still.

847
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 3: Realized, but maybe she took it in a disrespectful way.

848
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 3: We really don't know, but.

849
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 2: Brooke's answering the phone at the table.

850
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 3: You know, yeah, Brook, what is your take?

851
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 2: God, I don't know.

852
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 7: Man.

853
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 1: That text she sent you afterwards with a picture of

854
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 1: her and a random guy is just jarring.

855
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:46,200
Speaker 8: Yeah.

856
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 5: I don't know if anyone else caught it.

857
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 6: But at the beginning he mentioned like I was laying

858
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 6: it on pretty thick, so I was thinking maybe he

859
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 6: did one compliment that was too far or didn't hit right.

860
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 2: I spent the whole night making shrimp puns, which would have.

861
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 4: That would have been a photo with five guys if

862
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 4: I needed to.

863
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:09,800
Speaker 3: Thomas. Is any of that possible?

864
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 16: I guess, But it still feels like bringing a gun

865
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 16: to a knife fight.

866
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,319
Speaker 3: I mean, it was so hard, but you weren't making

867
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 3: you weren't making shrimp puns, were you? No? I mean, okay, I.

868
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 16: Made some jokes, but no punge.

869
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,240
Speaker 2: You mean shellfish at the table?

870
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 9: All right?

871
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,360
Speaker 3: Before Alexis leaves, we have to reach out to Amanda.

872
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 9: Here we go.

873
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 3: Now, Hello, Hey, is this Amanda.

874
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:54,759
Speaker 7: Speaking? Hey?

875
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 3: I mean Jeff is the name of the person speaking,

876
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,439
Speaker 3: And there's a whole room of people.

877
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:01,919
Speaker 2: Hey, Amanda, welcome to the show.

878
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 9: She speaking?

879
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:08,920
Speaker 17: Yeah, Jeff, don't be d Okay, okay, what's this regarding?

880
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 3: This is regarding a radio show segment that you're currently

881
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:14,320
Speaker 3: on called the Second Date Update.

882
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 2: You may have seen him on TikTok. They're going wildly

883
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 2: viral right now.

884
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 17: Really, I mean, like, wait, how.

885
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know.

886
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 2: Some random people keep posting them and stealing our audio.

887
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:31,879
Speaker 3: You don't think they're even very funny. We're just trying

888
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 3: to help people, and that's what we're doing. With a

889
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,800
Speaker 3: guy named Thomas that you went on a date with recently.

890
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 17: Oh my gosh, are you yeah.

891
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 5: Eed or scared? Yeah?

892
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:49,319
Speaker 17: Wait a minute, Oh no, I'm trying to avoid him.

893
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:53,880
Speaker 2: Why is he just like, is he pestering you or something?

894
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,439
Speaker 17: Dude, he is not a good guy.

895
00:42:56,719 --> 00:43:03,760
Speaker 3: Like seriously, okay, on a front for us, here's the deal, Amanda.

896
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 3: We we heard about your guys's date. We also learned

897
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:10,319
Speaker 3: that there were some text messages exchanged between the two

898
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 3: of you. He was a little bit uncertain if they

899
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:15,560
Speaker 3: were meant to be hostile towards him or not.

900
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:20,320
Speaker 17: Yes, they were definitely freaking meant to be hostile.

901
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 3: We read them that way. The one with the pick

902
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 3: with another dude saying we're good, and the next time

903
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:30,400
Speaker 3: you'll see me is when I post on insta flipping loosely.

904
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 17: He needs to know that he is not the only

905
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:34,319
Speaker 17: one on my radar after that night.

906
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 3: What okay, So I'm going.

907
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:39,279
Speaker 1: To tell you he is totally in the dark. He

908
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 1: has no idea what he did wrong. Is he just

909
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:42,320
Speaker 1: that clueless?

910
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 2: Is it that obvious?

911
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:45,840
Speaker 17: There is no way he can be that freaking cluded.

912
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:50,239
Speaker 3: Really, okay, us guys can be very clue, that is true.

913
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:51,440
Speaker 6: I am so curious.

914
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:54,200
Speaker 3: The one thing that he brought up that he mentions

915
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 3: may have been a bad move was when he took

916
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:59,840
Speaker 3: a business call during the meal and told you to

917
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:05,800
Speaker 3: be quiet. That's probably a turnoff, the turn off, the

918
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 3: turn off.

919
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 1: Yes, tell us that he had kids, kids, kids, Yeah,

920
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 1: he's a dad, and he didn't tell you.

921
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:15,400
Speaker 2: He didn't tell he didn't mention.

922
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:15,880
Speaker 7: It does.

923
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 17: No honey, let me tell you. Okay, how do you

924
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:23,440
Speaker 17: go out with a woman and not even mention that

925
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 17: you have kids? And on top of that, oh, they're

926
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:28,800
Speaker 17: going to be there at the restaurant?

927
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:32,399
Speaker 2: Well, did you say he brought his kids to dinner

928
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:34,239
Speaker 2: with no way on a day?

929
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,839
Speaker 17: No, he didn't bring them there was four of them,

930
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 17: like he has four kids. One was our blessed boy, a.

931
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:45,840
Speaker 8: Teenager, and one wait, his kids work at Red Lobster.

932
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's getting daddy discounts at Red Lobster

933
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:50,920
Speaker 1: because his kids work there.

934
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 17: I don't know what was gone on, but seriously, like,

935
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,279
Speaker 17: I am not trying to get with anyone who has

936
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:58,439
Speaker 17: like a bunch of secret kids.

937
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:02,799
Speaker 2: Okay, but they weren't secret if you knew who they were.

938
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:07,800
Speaker 17: He never mentioned anything about having kids, and all of

939
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 17: a sudden, we're at the restaurant and they're all around

940
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:11,880
Speaker 17: us at dinner.

941
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 3: All right, now, we did not know about the kid

942
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 3: aspect of this. We just heard about the date part.

943
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:27,319
Speaker 3: Although on some level it is flattering that he wanted

944
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 3: you to meet the family so soon, So I would

945
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 3: keep that in mind when I tell you that Thomas

946
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 3: is on the other line right now listening, possibly with

947
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:38,279
Speaker 3: all of his children too, So be careful with what

948
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:43,239
Speaker 3: you said. No, seriously, Thomas, are you there?

949
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:46,280
Speaker 9: Do not have kids?

950
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 12: Those aren't my kids?

951
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:50,439
Speaker 2: What are you lying out?

952
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 17: You said, literally, those are my kids?

953
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:56,960
Speaker 16: Like you have said that chicken.

954
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:00,840
Speaker 15: I said they're my kids, but I didn't mean like

955
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 15: my kids they're my students.

956
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 16: I gym at a high school.

957
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 9: I get it.

958
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 1: How does one family have four I'll work at Red

959
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:17,759
Speaker 1: Lobster together, and that's such a perfect high school job too.

960
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:23,840
Speaker 17: Really, really, I find that funny. They look just like you.

961
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:24,759
Speaker 5: How is you.

962
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:29,000
Speaker 12: Know they're in my class?

963
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:30,640
Speaker 16: What do you mean they look like me?

964
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,879
Speaker 17: The freaking bus boy looked like you twenty five years ago.

965
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:35,480
Speaker 9: What do you think?

966
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:39,360
Speaker 16: I don't know what to tell you, that's the answer.

967
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 16: I'm a teacher. Sorry, I wouldn't just casually introduce my

968
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:45,279
Speaker 16: son the bus boy and that.

969
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 17: Really what if teacher goes around just claiming kids like seriously, I.

970
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 2: Think that's so weird. That makes total sense. I mean

971
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 2: they should have chose a restaurant they don't want work out,

972
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 2: you think? But true read off share throughout the city.

973
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 12: Either did a discount?

974
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 2: Come on, you met the man on a bus.

975
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 1: He's taking you to Red Lobstery obviously has a teacher's salary.

976
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 16: I don't care. I was telling the truth.

977
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 15: And honestly, now that you know the fact that you

978
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:17,800
Speaker 15: still don't believe me and you're accusing me of something

979
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 15: that isn't true.

980
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:21,240
Speaker 16: I mean it's bonker.

981
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like Thomas on this one.

982
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 15: I wasn't telling the truth because that wasn't a business call.

983
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:29,880
Speaker 15: I was on the phone list and that was somebody

984
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:32,400
Speaker 15: else that I'm setting up a date with for tomorrow.

985
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:37,880
Speaker 3: So the business call, how could you say that? So wait, Thomas,

986
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 3: you were telling the truth about the kids at the

987
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 3: restaurant just being your students, but you weren't telling the

988
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:46,839
Speaker 3: truth about the phone call from your quote business partners.

989
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,800
Speaker 2: It makes sense. There's not all a gym teachers that

990
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 2: are taken after our calls.

991
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 3: Maybe there was got a new tailorballee, I got a

992
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 3: rope climbing you know what.

993
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 16: She can send picks another guy to whoever she wants.

994
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:02,319
Speaker 2: That's fun.

995
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 15: I'm just saying I've got options. You know, there's a

996
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 15: lot of other girls on the bus.

997
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 2: You tell a lot of That's right.

998
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 3: Does that make you want him more? Because if it does,

999
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 3: we will offer to send you guys out on another

1000
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:17,239
Speaker 3: date that we would pay for.

1001
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 17: Well, then no, I don't want to be ten feat

1002
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,200
Speaker 17: within the same faces.

1003
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:24,720
Speaker 15: Guys.

1004
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 2: That is such a dramatic response. You have to get

1005
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:28,320
Speaker 2: a new bus to a gym teacher.

1006
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:30,760
Speaker 5: You and Jeff not allowed within ten feet of a school.

1007
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, my god, you honestly sound more alike than not alike.

1008
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:37,359
Speaker 3: You guys are literally responding and clapping back the same

1009
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 3: way at each other.

1010
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:40,760
Speaker 17: I am nothing like him, I am not a liar,

1011
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 17: and yeah.

1012
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:45,840
Speaker 16: No big loss to me. I'm gonna go back to

1013
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 16: Red Lobster with my twenty eight kids.

1014
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 3: Wait wait now they.

1015
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:56,040
Speaker 1: Are your kids, no, Jeff, Oh yeah, I don't forget

1016
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:57,839
Speaker 1: one of those teenagers has to have a single mom.

1017
00:48:58,200 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 7: You know, what.

1018
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:01,800
Speaker 17: Do you think I'm not working that angle?

1019
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:05,520
Speaker 3: Of course, Red Lobster Daddy back in.

1020
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 7: The house brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1021
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 3: Oh you know, I'm really disappointed that those two didn't

1022
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:14,880
Speaker 3: go out, really, are you, Jeff? Yeah, not for like

1023
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 3: any romantic reasons. But if they loved Red Lobster, they

1024
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:20,880
Speaker 3: would have been all about our restaurant gift card options.

1025
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 1: That's good.

1026
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:24,440
Speaker 2: That's these people.

1027
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:27,479
Speaker 3: We got all the best chain restaurants from mall parking lots,

1028
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 3: we got Chili's, we got Olive Garden, and I've even

1029
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:33,960
Speaker 3: got one to an abandoned outback steakhouse. But it's just

1030
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 3: not running any There are guys still in there and

1031
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:39,640
Speaker 3: they are making steak it's just not technically for the.

1032
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:42,359
Speaker 5: Company to bring your own steak first.

1033
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:46,360
Speaker 3: Again, I'm disappointed if.

1034
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 2: She didn't believe that those were his actual children. That

1035
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:52,280
Speaker 2: was so weird, Like are we that jaded in life.

1036
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:54,319
Speaker 11: That we can't even get over that she saw them

1037
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 11: like they must have looked exactly alike.

1038
00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 2: There's no way.

1039
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 3: I don't know, just wasn't meant to be today, But

1040
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,799
Speaker 3: I guess we'll find out tomorrow. Who gets the next

1041
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 3: chance at a Chili's to go gift card with your

1042
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 3: second date update? And if you want to get a

1043
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:11,759
Speaker 3: second date update for yourself and your own love life,

1044
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 3: email the show. We can call that person who's not

1045
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:15,640
Speaker 3: calling you back. Make sure you go check out all

1046
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 3: of our Second Day podcast wherever you get yours at

1047
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 3: Brook and.

1048
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:20,880
Speaker 7: Jeffrey, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1049
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:24,759
Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And it's time

1050
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:28,320
Speaker 3: like these around the holidays. I feel deeply sad and

1051
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:34,239
Speaker 3: remorseful for those less fortunate for the week and the oppressed,

1052
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 3: the Elaine Bennetts of the world, Okay, and I just

1053
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,839
Speaker 3: want to reach out to them and say, how can

1054
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 3: I help you? Because according to the latest Spotify podcast charts.

1055
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:48,839
Speaker 8: The Julia Louis.

1056
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 3: Dreyfuss podcast has plummeted know the way to the basement

1057
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 3: of the comedy section.

1058
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 2: I hear that. I literally saw it, and I'm like,

1059
00:50:58,120 --> 00:50:59,080
Speaker 2: I hope Jeff doesn't see it.

1060
00:50:59,400 --> 00:50:59,840
Speaker 7: I saw it.

1061
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:02,000
Speaker 8: Scoreboard, Did you do this job?

1062
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 2: Did you just say?

1063
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:09,240
Speaker 3: Scoreboardship is surloundering at number thirty five, while our Second

1064
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:12,640
Speaker 3: Date Update podcast has rocketed up the charts to number

1065
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:19,239
Speaker 3: twenty two. Yeah, just past Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer's show. Yeah,

1066
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 3: I mean those are like famous comedians. Tom Sor just

1067
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:22,840
Speaker 3: hosted SNL.

1068
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,360
Speaker 2: Actually today we're at nineteen.

1069
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:29,640
Speaker 1: We're nineteen Tomotify homepage.

1070
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:32,040
Speaker 2: We're right next to the Kelsey Brothers Kelsey.

1071
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 3: I mean, it's just stupid. It is unbelievable. We're literally,

1072
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,439
Speaker 3: I mean, last I checked, we were two spots away

1073
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:39,840
Speaker 3: from passing John Stewart.

1074
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,840
Speaker 5: Well, I think it's done that. Everyone around us is

1075
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:45,880
Speaker 5: just filthy millionaires. I believe Julius D.

1076
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:46,399
Speaker 7: Money.

1077
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:47,919
Speaker 5: I don't know Eli Brothers money.

1078
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:50,920
Speaker 4: They have twenty people on staff at these and they

1079
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 4: post like once every two weeks.

1080
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:55,319
Speaker 8: What are we doing wrong?

1081
00:51:56,719 --> 00:51:58,799
Speaker 3: Most shows would be focused on you know how can

1082
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:00,840
Speaker 3: we do better and break to the top ten and

1083
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 3: be up there with Bobby Lee and Alex Cooper and

1084
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:06,719
Speaker 3: maybe take on Joe Rogan. But you know what, I'm

1085
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 3: not selfish like that. I am focused on reaching down

1086
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:12,719
Speaker 3: into the muck and lending a hand to poor j

1087
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 3: l d the architect of the Wiser than Me podcast.

1088
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:22,000
Speaker 3: Not very wise, was it? Poor Julia Louie Dreyfus. She

1089
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:23,040
Speaker 3: is hurting right now.

1090
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:26,440
Speaker 2: She probably just doesn't have a new episode, like she

1091
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 2: probably hasn't done anyone in three much.

1092
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,800
Speaker 3: I didn't want a beef with her, I really didn't,

1093
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:39,400
Speaker 3: because what happened now there's no beef anymore. She's not

1094
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:42,000
Speaker 3: even close to us. So at this point it is

1095
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:44,399
Speaker 3: I just feel bad, and this will be the last

1096
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:46,879
Speaker 3: time I bring her up, No doubt it, No doubt

1097
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 3: it unless something happens. So we'll see Laser stories coming

1098
00:52:54,120 --> 00:53:01,839
Speaker 3: up right after that. It's the radio segment that wants

1099
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:03,960
Speaker 3: to take the idea of Elf on the Shelf and

1100
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 3: make it more of a party with a new product

1101
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 3: called Men with Ken in a Den, where a Ken

1102
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:13,239
Speaker 3: doll is hanging out with two random dudes down in

1103
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:13,840
Speaker 3: your basement.

1104
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:14,960
Speaker 2: Oh, I kind of like it.

1105
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can leave him there all the way through March.

1106
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:22,320
Speaker 3: He is perfectly entertained thanks to Laser Stories, the segment

1107
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:24,520
Speaker 3: where we read weird news stories around the globe, justica

1108
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 3: everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other

1109
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:30,799
Speaker 3: kenemies just don't. This first Laser Stories out of California,

1110
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:34,960
Speaker 3: a burglar was walking around a neighborhood at night looking

1111
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,560
Speaker 3: for a quick score when he decided he was not

1112
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:40,759
Speaker 3: going to enter a residence. Instead, he decided he was

1113
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:47,359
Speaker 3: going to break into a church with an axe steal

1114
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:48,840
Speaker 3: from a church collection plate.

1115
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:54,120
Speaker 6: Oh it's gonna be empty, big stack of money on those.

1116
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:58,000
Speaker 3: Well, the thing is the pastor was nearby heard the

1117
00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:02,040
Speaker 3: alarm and he immediately ran to confront the intruder. Now,

1118
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:05,040
Speaker 3: normally you'd give the edge to the bad guy with

1119
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:07,879
Speaker 3: the giant axe, huh. But the pastor was a man

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Speaker 3: named Nick Neves and he has a background in kickboxing,

1121
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:16,840
Speaker 3: jiu jitsu, and other MMn. So after a few spin kicks,

1122
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:19,800
Speaker 3: an elbow strike, and an armbar, Nick was able to

1123
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:22,279
Speaker 3: grapple with the guy for about fifteen minutes without doing

1124
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:25,400
Speaker 3: much actual harm to him, until the authorities arrived.

1125
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:29,400
Speaker 2: Us in church service.

1126
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:35,000
Speaker 3: The burglar was arrested and told the cops quote, looks

1127
00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:41,799
Speaker 3: like I chose the wrong church to break into. Yet

1128
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:43,720
Speaker 3: as a joke, I think he was just being serious.

1129
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:47,439
Speaker 3: But afterwards a police spokesperson said, if you're a thief

1130
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:50,839
Speaker 3: who's considering robbing a church, you're probably more worried about

1131
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 3: the man upstairs than the pastor. But some pastors are

1132
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:56,719
Speaker 3: just as bad ass, so we encourage you to think

1133
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:58,560
Speaker 3: twice before robbing Christ.

1134
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:02,960
Speaker 2: That was a ver robbing price.

1135
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:06,759
Speaker 3: You're never gonna forget it though. This next laser story

1136
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:10,680
Speaker 3: is out of New York. Turkey Trott and Albany got

1137
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:13,720
Speaker 3: interrupted on Thanksgiving when a bunch of deer came charging

1138
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:18,759
Speaker 3: through and knocked over several women running in it. But

1139
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:21,960
Speaker 3: one of the ladies was a little older, so of

1140
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:24,600
Speaker 3: course the local news ran with the story, using the

1141
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:28,160
Speaker 3: headline Grandma really did get run over by a reindeer?

1142
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 16: Oh my god.

1143
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:34,880
Speaker 3: Yes, anything for cheap views. I mean, I support it.

1144
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:36,160
Speaker 5: We're talking about it.

1145
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:38,480
Speaker 3: If you want to see it and laugh. We put

1146
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:40,960
Speaker 3: up a clip on our Inta stories of when the

1147
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:43,040
Speaker 3: deer comes stampeding through the runners.

1148
00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:44,400
Speaker 2: Okay, but I do want to see it.

1149
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:48,480
Speaker 3: Everybody wants to see it. I mean, it's just crazy

1150
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:50,680
Speaker 3: that it even happened. So go check it out at

1151
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:51,799
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey the.

1152
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:54,520
Speaker 2: Deer, just like defending the wild turkeys of the world.

1153
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:59,800
Speaker 3: Like, hey, sure, this next laser story is out of Florida.

1154
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 3: Disney's Haunted Mansion might be a little more haunted than

1155
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:10,120
Speaker 3: usual right now. I say that because Disney World had

1156
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:12,759
Speaker 3: to temporarily shut down its Haunted Mansion ride over the

1157
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 3: weekend after a guest scattered their loved one's ashes on it.

1158
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:21,319
Speaker 3: Just like, so I know this for the future.

1159
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 2: It's a small world, maybe though, Oh yeah, I get that.

1160
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:30,360
Speaker 3: It's not clear how long the ride was down for.

1161
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:33,040
Speaker 3: But everyone on it had to be evacuated.

1162
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:36,520
Speaker 5: Did they in the air?

1163
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:39,560
Speaker 3: They must be. I think they have security cameras all

1164
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:42,320
Speaker 3: over the ride. They must see it. An employee posted

1165
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:44,560
Speaker 3: about it on Reddit, saying it's a dumb thing to

1166
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:48,080
Speaker 3: do because ultimately the person's ashes will just end up

1167
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:48,680
Speaker 3: in the trash.

1168
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:52,000
Speaker 1: Oh well, my dad says that he wants to be

1169
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:55,640
Speaker 1: flushed down the toilet when he Yeah, he says he

1170
00:56:55,719 --> 00:56:58,000
Speaker 1: spends a lot of time there specific one.

1171
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:01,360
Speaker 3: On his home toilet. His happy place. His exact quote was,

1172
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 3: your loved ones ashes are going to be vacuumed up

1173
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:07,400
Speaker 3: into a bucket with mouth droppings and thrown into the garbage.

1174
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:11,439
Speaker 2: They'll have a moment in the Haunted mansion and that's

1175
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:12,080
Speaker 2: what they wanted.

1176
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:15,040
Speaker 5: Wait, and they're gonna end up in a Disney garbage can.

1177
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:18,040
Speaker 2: And it's probably Mickey mouse dropping.

1178
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:22,280
Speaker 3: Wow, but they're admitting that they have mice on the right.

1179
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:26,120
Speaker 3: That's not great decades ago.

1180
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 2: It's Florida is everywhere.

1181
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 3: It's just moist out there anyway. They also said it

1182
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:33,920
Speaker 3: was definitely caught on video, so the person is likely

1183
00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:37,480
Speaker 3: going to be banned from all Disney parks forever night

1184
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:40,040
Speaker 3: until someone else spreads their ashes on a ride too.

1185
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:42,479
Speaker 5: Oh man, that's a tough one.

1186
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:43,600
Speaker 2: Yeah that hurts.

1187
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:45,080
Speaker 5: I'd be like, yeah, okay, I always I can fly

1188
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:45,520
Speaker 5: to Japan.

1189
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:47,720
Speaker 3: But all of them This next Lazer stories out of

1190
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:51,560
Speaker 3: New Year, New Youth. Hey, we're still a month away

1191
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:53,760
Speaker 3: from twenty twenty five, but if you've had a rough

1192
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:56,320
Speaker 3: twenty twenty four, you may already be dreaming about a

1193
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:58,920
Speaker 3: fresh start in the new year. The thing is, what

1194
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 3: if five is worse?

1195
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:06,920
Speaker 7: Won't be ja I don't know.

1196
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:07,760
Speaker 2: I think I'm with it.

1197
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:11,680
Speaker 3: A blogger online noticed something interesting about the upcoming calendar

1198
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:15,080
Speaker 3: because it starts on a Wednesday. Yeah, so the first

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00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:18,400
Speaker 3: three days would be Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. And on a

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00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:20,240
Speaker 3: calendar where the days of the week gets shortened to

1201
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:25,000
Speaker 3: just an initial, that means twenty twenty five starts with WTFO.

1202
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:27,840
Speaker 2: Yeah A pull me on. That checks out.

1203
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:29,840
Speaker 5: Come on, guys, we're really reading into this.

1204
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 3: The post said, should we be worried that the new

1205
00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:35,920
Speaker 3: year begins with WTF? Yes, let's skip it, and that

1206
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:40,440
Speaker 3: post has accumulated twelve million views, three hundred and forty

1207
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:43,960
Speaker 3: four thousand likes, and one thousand, three hundred comments in

1208
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:45,040
Speaker 3: just three days.

1209
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:46,400
Speaker 8: Oh my god, Well we just.

1210
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:48,480
Speaker 2: Make up time anyway. Can't we just go straight to

1211
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:49,360
Speaker 2: twenty twenty six?

1212
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:51,200
Speaker 5: I mean, she has a boy.

1213
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:53,920
Speaker 3: The scariest comment was the person who noticed that the

1214
00:58:54,040 --> 00:59:01,400
Speaker 3: last time that happened was twenty twenty. Oh god, this okay.

1215
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:04,160
Speaker 5: Stopped going to the doctor. So the pandemic cancer? I

1216
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 5: got a ready ha.

1217
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:08,959
Speaker 3: We need to calm down, everybody. We need to stay positive, okay,

1218
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:12,760
Speaker 3: like this guy does okay, because he actually turned his

1219
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:17,080
Speaker 3: calendar upside down, So instead of WTF, he's going with

1220
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:22,040
Speaker 3: ft W for the win. That's the spirit humper. That

1221
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:24,200
Speaker 3: means the laser stories. He's over for the day. We're

1222
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:26,440
Speaker 3: gonna do it again the same time on Friday.

1223
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:28,800
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1224
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:41,479
Speaker 3: Fresh off of her post Thanksgiving illness. You can't see

1225
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:43,400
Speaker 3: I'm putting illness in quotes here.

1226
00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:44,600
Speaker 2: Stop it.

1227
00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:47,800
Speaker 3: There's too many gray goose and gravy martinis at the

1228
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:52,480
Speaker 3: dinner table. Brook has finally regained consciousness and is ready

1229
00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:55,880
Speaker 3: to take on a brand new player today. Well, not new,

1230
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:58,919
Speaker 3: it's justin, a return player from Loser week.

1231
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 2: Justin did you lose or in Loser Week two?

1232
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:03,439
Speaker 1: Justin?

1233
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:07,080
Speaker 16: Oh, yeah, I won during Loser week, which means I lost.

1234
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 7: Yes.

1235
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:11,840
Speaker 3: Yes, he has lost six times in total. Now never

1236
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,560
Speaker 3: beat Brook and said it wasn't even close.

1237
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:17,680
Speaker 1: Share with your friends and family when you're gonna try

1238
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:19,800
Speaker 1: to be on the show again, or are we keeping

1239
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:21,480
Speaker 1: it a secret until you actually win?

1240
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:22,120
Speaker 6: Oh?

1241
01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:24,080
Speaker 7: I take great pride in losing to Brook.

1242
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:28,840
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, best part of his year. Actually, Brook is

1243
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:30,560
Speaker 3: leaving the studio. We're going to go over the rules

1244
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:32,400
Speaker 3: really quick. You got thirty seconds to answer as many

1245
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:34,200
Speaker 3: questions as possible. If you don't know when, you can

1246
01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 3: say past. But you have to beat Brook outright if

1247
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:39,440
Speaker 3: you want to win. Are you ready? Oh? Sorry? All right,

1248
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:42,520
Speaker 3: here we go. Your time starts now? Can you feel

1249
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:44,800
Speaker 3: the love tonight? Is a song from what Disney film?

1250
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:50,320
Speaker 3: Our worker bees male or female male? What Christmas Carol?

1251
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:51,920
Speaker 3: Includes the lyrics follow la.

1252
01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:52,920
Speaker 10: La la la la la la.

1253
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:58,160
Speaker 3: The hall in what year of the nineteen tens did

1254
01:00:58,200 --> 01:00:59,360
Speaker 3: the Titanic sink.

1255
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:01,760
Speaker 16: Twelve?

1256
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:04,480
Speaker 3: To keep cool? Alligators release heat from what part of

1257
01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:06,440
Speaker 3: their bodies? Mouth? Eyes or ears?

1258
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:08,880
Speaker 7: Oh?

1259
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:11,880
Speaker 16: Eighes eyes?

1260
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:15,120
Speaker 3: Okay, Every answer from Justin is a struggle just to

1261
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:16,880
Speaker 3: get it out of his brain and into his mouth.

1262
01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:19,240
Speaker 3: I love it. Brook is coming back into the studio now,

1263
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:22,360
Speaker 3: and we are in the holiday season at this point,

1264
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:25,040
Speaker 3: so we've been asking all of our contestants, how do

1265
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:28,760
Speaker 3: you celebrate now? Justin apparently you've got two kids age

1266
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:29,520
Speaker 3: seven and three.

1267
01:01:29,640 --> 01:01:30,120
Speaker 7: What do you do?

1268
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:31,600
Speaker 9: Oh?

1269
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:33,160
Speaker 16: We we go all on Christmas.

1270
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:35,920
Speaker 7: My wife changes all of our pillows to the Christmas themes.

1271
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:38,040
Speaker 16: We cut down the tree from the tree farm.

1272
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:45,360
Speaker 7: Yeah. We even get Santa visits every year, so wows.

1273
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:48,080
Speaker 2: Yes, who's got the homie hook up to Santa in

1274
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:48,560
Speaker 2: your house?

1275
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:53,480
Speaker 3: You know you tell that magical? Do you go take

1276
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:54,640
Speaker 3: pictures with Santa too?

1277
01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:57,600
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, we usually go to the International District into that.

1278
01:01:57,680 --> 01:01:59,920
Speaker 5: Do you do what Jeff doesn't also do videos with Santa?

1279
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:02,960
Speaker 9: What kind of ideots?

1280
01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:06,960
Speaker 3: Meet me in the International District and I'll show you.

1281
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:08,840
Speaker 2: Don't tell missus claws.

1282
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:12,720
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, my poker kids aren't listening. Oh god, Okay, Brooks,

1283
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:13,560
Speaker 3: your turn? Are you ready?

1284
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:14,240
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm ready.

1285
01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:17,200
Speaker 3: Your time starts now? Can you feel the love? Tonight?

1286
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:20,479
Speaker 3: Is a song from what Disney film? Are worker Bees

1287
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:21,720
Speaker 3: male or female?

1288
01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:22,040
Speaker 8: Male?

1289
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:25,840
Speaker 3: What Christmas Carol includes the lyrics follow la la la la,

1290
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:26,440
Speaker 3: la la la.

1291
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:30,040
Speaker 2: I know some piggy pot no follow. I don't know.

1292
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:33,320
Speaker 3: Deck the halls in what year of the nineteen tens

1293
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:34,520
Speaker 3: did the Titanic sink?

1294
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:34,959
Speaker 7: Ooh?

1295
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:37,920
Speaker 2: I know this, it's nineteen fifteen.

1296
01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:40,480
Speaker 3: To keep cool, alligators release heat from what part of

1297
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:42,120
Speaker 3: their bodies? Mouth? Eyes or ears?

1298
01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:43,760
Speaker 2: Interesting eyes?

1299
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:48,480
Speaker 3: Oh right, that one. We're gonna go over to the

1300
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:50,840
Speaker 3: scoreboard and check it out. You both did justin. Is

1301
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:52,640
Speaker 3: your losing streak going to continue?

1302
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:55,640
Speaker 6: With jose Me and my husband held them down and

1303
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:57,760
Speaker 6: you know, come miss the beating them.

1304
01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:04,960
Speaker 5: Just you got three correct today, he wrote for the

1305
01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:08,600
Speaker 5: first time, Brook, you got only.

1306
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:16,640
Speaker 7: Winner, wow, out of.

1307
01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:20,680
Speaker 3: The loser column into the winner's circle. Congratulations, Justin.

1308
01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:23,080
Speaker 2: Do you want to say anything right now in your moment?

1309
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:26,280
Speaker 7: I'm the best record, I'm the winner.

1310
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:26,840
Speaker 2: Okay.

1311
01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:30,560
Speaker 3: Justin going right to it, said, let's go over the

1312
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:32,560
Speaker 3: answers for everybody. Can't you feel the love tonight? Is

1313
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:37,320
Speaker 3: from the Disney movie Lion King. Worker bees are all females. Actually,

1314
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:39,800
Speaker 3: I don't know what the male bees are doing. I

1315
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:42,600
Speaker 3: think they just hang out and yeah, it's a chill

1316
01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:46,360
Speaker 3: that's so cool. Christmas Carol, which follow La La La La,

1317
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:48,040
Speaker 3: La La La. You guys both got there to deck

1318
01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:53,479
Speaker 3: the halls the Titanic, Brook, I know it was favorite boat.

1319
01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:56,320
Speaker 2: I know it was April fifteenth is when it went down.

1320
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:59,400
Speaker 2: That's why I did fifteen. I shouldn't.

1321
01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:01,400
Speaker 3: The year was nineteen twelve.

1322
01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:03,720
Speaker 16: That was a guest.

1323
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:07,840
Speaker 3: Oh my god, amazing. And to keep cool, alligators release

1324
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:10,480
Speaker 3: heat from their mouths, So when you see them at

1325
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:12,680
Speaker 3: the top of the water with their mouths open, they're

1326
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:13,520
Speaker 3: trying to cool off.

1327
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:14,560
Speaker 2: They're just panting.

1328
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:21,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Justin congratulations you beat Brook and just for playing,

1329
01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:23,400
Speaker 3: We're also going to give you a pair of tickets

1330
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:27,160
Speaker 3: to Kuza by Sirk to Slay, performing January nineteenth through

1331
01:04:27,240 --> 01:04:31,240
Speaker 3: March second under the Big Top at King County's Marrymore Park.

1332
01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:34,120
Speaker 3: Get ready for the acrobatic adrenaline rush of Cuza by

1333
01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:35,040
Speaker 3: Cirque de Silay.

1334
01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:37,760
Speaker 7: That's so dope. We've been looking at tickets for that.

1335
01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:43,160
Speaker 2: Oh what a battle today, justin of my life. You

1336
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:45,200
Speaker 2: need to tell all your friends and family to listen

1337
01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:45,720
Speaker 2: to the show.

1338
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:47,480
Speaker 8: Okay, I will.

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Speaker 16: I'm gonna let them know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they believed in.

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Speaker 3: Justice, justin awesome having you on. Come back again soon,

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Speaker 3: we're gonna do win Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow, Brook

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Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the morning.