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Speaker 1: What would you talk about your on your podcast? Fine

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Speaker 1: Elvis present fifteen Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: Hey, welcome to the fifteen Minute Mornings your podcast.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, some of us are here.

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Speaker 2: I see Gandhi and Danielle and Froggy and Garrett's here.

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Speaker 3: And are you hosting? Scared?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: No, no no, I'm just opening it up. In fact,

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Speaker 2: that's really the way the podcast should roll.

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Speaker 5: Don't you think someone opens it, introduces the room, and

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Speaker 5: then it just takes flight. You know, I call that

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Speaker 5: a symposium.

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Speaker 6: It's hard to top what happened yesterday. I was called yesterday.

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Speaker 6: Anything we do today we'll pail in comparisons.

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Speaker 7: If you haven't listened to him in his potty mouth,

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Speaker 7: you really because you guys good?

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Speaker 3: He tweeted about it. He did.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, He tweeted that he taught some American hosts the

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Speaker 7: words clunge, men and nuts.

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Speaker 1: I looked them up after the podcast. I was like,

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Speaker 1: what he said that?

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Speaker 5: But then again, it's not It doesn't hit the same

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Speaker 5: for us, because to us, those are just words that

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Speaker 5: are nonsense, words that don't mean anything.

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Speaker 1: All right, So where do we want to go with this?

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Speaker 7: Leath want to start down a path?

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Speaker 3: What's on your mind.

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Speaker 2: Okay, can I.

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Speaker 6: Tell you you want to you want to talk about

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Speaker 6: what happened yesterday.

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Speaker 1: I got to see Scary's true road rage. Oh why

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Speaker 1: don't we start with that?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Gandhi and I got to see road rage.

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Speaker 1: I was very very patient at first.

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Speaker 5: What happened was we were driving far away from here,

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Speaker 5: already in Jersey City, where I was just doing my thing,

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Speaker 5: driving down the road, and this car.

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Speaker 1: In front of me starts going really.

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Speaker 5: Slow, and I can't go around the car because the

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Speaker 5: single lane street going in wonder and the car stops

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Speaker 5: slowly at a stop sign and then waits for about

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Speaker 5: twenty seconds to go. I'm like, all right, they're probably busy,

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Speaker 5: whatever the case, how rude. I was getting angry. Though

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Speaker 5: I was getting angry. I was starting to simmer. Next thing,

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Speaker 5: you know, the car goes, it starts going, and then it.

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Speaker 2: Slows down again. Now it's going and.

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Speaker 5: It's the speed limit twenty five. The car's going five

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Speaker 5: ten miles an hour, and I'm like, I don't want

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Speaker 5: to honk, but I see a finger come out of

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Speaker 5: the side of the friggin from the passenger side. I

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Speaker 5: see someone shooting a finger at me. I'm like, what

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Speaker 5: the hell are they doing? That can't be for me?

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Speaker 5: So I ignore that and we continue to go really slow,

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Speaker 5: and I'm having all.

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Speaker 2: The patients in the world and it's taking everything.

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Speaker 1: In my power to bite my tongue and not say anything.

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Speaker 6: But then, and then then I saw this. I saw

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Speaker 6: this Scary Haunts on the horn boom, and then I

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Speaker 6: lost it, hands in the air. I was the car

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Speaker 6: with Gandhi in front of Scary, driving very slow for

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Speaker 6: a time.

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Speaker 1: Nah.

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Speaker 3: This what was crazy to me though? I mean, how

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Speaker 3: long do you think I had my.

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Speaker 1: Finger out the window, Garrett A good five four or five.

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Speaker 7: Minutes, middle finger out the window the whole time he

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Speaker 7: was in the car with Andrew and Sam and the

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Speaker 7: entire time We're watching them, and He's like, none of

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Speaker 7: them are looking up from their phones. Sam Andrew aren't

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Speaker 7: even looking at from their phone. Well, Scary's tossed his

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Speaker 7: hand up a couple of times, but I don't think

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Speaker 7: he even sees you flipping them off.

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Speaker 3: I was crazy.

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Speaker 1: I assume everybody's got a gun these days, so I don't.

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Speaker 3: Want to irritate, right, that's a safe assumption.

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Speaker 5: I don't want to I don't want to irritate drivers.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what they have in their cars. I

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Speaker 5: don't know who the person is in front of me,

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Speaker 5: so I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, the stuff you see on the news every day,

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Speaker 8: there's people that are mining their own business and they're

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Speaker 8: not doing jack shit and they get their ass kicked.

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Speaker 8: If you if you if somebody's crazy, and I'm obviously

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Speaker 8: Gondhi was just was just fucking with you. But if

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Speaker 8: somebody's crazy enough to do that to a stranger that

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Speaker 8: they don't know, you can't engage with that person because

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Speaker 8: if they're crazy enough to do that, then who knows

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Speaker 8: what else they'll do to you.

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Speaker 5: It took me about five minutes to realize it was

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Speaker 5: Garrett and Gandhi, But I did lose my shit after

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Speaker 5: like five minutes of following this car really slowly. And

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Speaker 5: then you know, that's when I start screaming in my

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Speaker 5: own car to Andrew and SAand like, you believe.

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Speaker 1: This motherfucker in front of me? Can you believe it?

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Speaker 8: But you know what, five minutes is a long time

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Speaker 8: for somebody to slow you down. That's actually a lot

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Speaker 5: Then I saw someone giving me the finger from the

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Speaker 5: other side, which was Garrett, and I started hawk. I

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Speaker 5: start nailing the horn like I still they know it

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Speaker 5: was him, until finally Sam said, oh.

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Speaker 1: My god, it's Garrett. It's Gary Gandhi.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, so thank you so much.

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Speaker 5: But it was definitely an experiment in patience. I feel

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Speaker 5: like for the most part, you were very patient. I

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Speaker 5: had more patience than most people would have.

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Speaker 1: But once I broke you. Once I broke you, you

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Speaker 1: were crazy.

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Speaker 3: But I know, yeah, it took him.

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Speaker 7: Actually, I'd ride in the car with Scary all the time,

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Speaker 7: and I will say it took him much longer to

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Speaker 7: react then I thought it would. Because normally, when we're

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Speaker 7: we'll get to a light and he's like, watch, watch,

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna burn this motherfucker, like immediately as soon.

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Speaker 3: As we pull up. Usually the motherfucker in question is

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Speaker 7: Like a New York City bus, Like, of course you're

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Speaker 7: gonna hurt him, but it's funny because he'll peel out

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Speaker 7: and go around him. So I was like, wow, he

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Speaker 7: really took a long time.

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Speaker 1: Would you get up here? I have like a supermode

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Speaker 9: Shift, like sport mode.

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Speaker 1: Sport mode.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so I clicked I clicked the gear to the left,

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Speaker 5: which gives me a quicker pickup.

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Speaker 1: So if I'm in a red light and I hit

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Speaker 1: I will burn city car.

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Speaker 6: So Danielle knowing that there was the one road like

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Speaker 6: we're getting on and I was like, he's going to

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Speaker 6: So I was ready to slowly go to the left

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Speaker 1: So I was like, how do I get to him?

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Speaker 1: So I slowly go to the left, slowly go to

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Speaker 1: the word It was.

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Speaker 6: It was a fun experiment, honestly because Scary really was patient,

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Speaker 6: but then watching his face of just pure anger going

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Speaker 6: from happy, joyous to what the hell are you doing

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Speaker 6: he realized it was Gandhi and I.

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Speaker 8: But see now I take from this experiment that Scary's

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Speaker 8: actually got more patience than I thought he did. He

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Speaker 8: has a lot more than I do.

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Speaker 3: He did.

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Speaker 6: I think it's because he had two people in the

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Speaker 6: have had a different.

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Speaker 5: Scarrol after work, I'm detoxing, I'm coming down from I

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Speaker 5: think he.

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Speaker 8: Says more about Garrett that like he fucked with you

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Speaker 8: for five minutes. Like if it's like three minutes, that's fine,

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Speaker 8: but like Garrett was determined to get a reaction out

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Speaker 1: Well, but it was interesting.

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Speaker 6: Sam had our phone, our head down in the phone

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Speaker 6: the entire time, and then and Skeary's like getting frustrated.

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Speaker 1: Sam didn't even blink and then Sam.

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Speaker 6: Get out got out of the car because Andrew was

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Speaker 6: part of that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, Gandhi called Andrew.

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Speaker 9: It was like what you're talking about because we were

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Speaker 9: off the whole time.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, Oh is this when yesterday you were freaking out

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Speaker 1: in the car. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I have to admit it was pretty great once

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Speaker 1: I mean, scary was laying on the Wait a second,

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Speaker 1: how long were you on the phone with them, and

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Speaker 1: they said, Hey, we're fucking with you guys. It's yeah.

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Speaker 4: I only found out like maybe three minutes into it.

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Speaker 4: It was I think at the time that you said

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Speaker 4: you fucking asshole.

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Speaker 1: You fuck. I couldn't be wrong. Don't quote don't quote her.

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Speaker 5: Listen, we have places to go, and you know, I

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Speaker 5: will say driving outside of New York City, in other areas,

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Speaker 5: Maybe listen, it may not be like that in the

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Speaker 5: You can walk into a fast food place and and

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Speaker 5: it's like, wow, this is this is crazy. This is

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Speaker 5: taking a long time for this food to arrive because

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Speaker 5: I'm used to a sense of urgency the New York.

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Speaker 5: We've heard of what the New York minut is, and

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Speaker 5: that is to accomplish so much and you're always on

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Speaker 5: the go and you're you're being you. You speak and you

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Speaker 5: read with conviction. Right, that doesn't happen out outside of here.

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Speaker 5: I could be wrong, Scotty, shake your head.

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Speaker 9: You're totally right.

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Speaker 6: But I don't see it with Froggy though, because I

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Speaker 8: That drives me crazy though, Like I always say, this

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Speaker 8: and they're driving below the speed limit, I'm like, if

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Speaker 8: you wanted to get somewhere that fucking slow, then why

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Speaker 7: But you know what my uncle says, because he's that

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Speaker 7: guy that drives wobble of the speed limit, he says,

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Speaker 7: that is the limit.

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Speaker 3: That's the highest thing go. No one tells you how

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Speaker 3: slow you can go.

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Speaker 1: I don't believe that.

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Speaker 8: I think the speed limit that's it's suggesting, that's how

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Speaker 8: fast you should go.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, my dad got a ticket for going too slow

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Speaker 9: one time. That like, okay, so in our area on

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Speaker 9: one of the express ways, the speed limit is fifty

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Speaker 9: five and it says minimum speed forty right next to her,

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Speaker 9: and you got to take it for doing thirty seven

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Speaker 9: one time. Yeah, well, you know what, you know what,

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Speaker 9: You never know what people are doing.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 9: There are sometimes where I just want to kill time,

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Speaker 9: so I'll drive slow. I don't go crazy fast, you know.

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Speaker 9: And then there are sometimes where I'm I have an

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Speaker 9: appointment to get to and I want a gun, and

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Speaker 3: I know what I'm doing after work.

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Speaker 1: It drives me.

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Speaker 9: You can't cross over the or you can't get around them.

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Speaker 6: Not I'm going to need three other people to come

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Speaker 9: You don't know, they don't have to be for anyone

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Speaker 6: In effect, I'm doing it just a pissue off so

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Speaker 7: You know how you can tell Scotty's getting amped is

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Speaker 9: People are dumb and just read the sign. It makes

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Speaker 9: me so angry off someone hugg him, Andrew hug him. No, don't, Okay,

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Speaker 3: So away from road rage.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's change the subject. How's your sister's wedding planning

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Speaker 3: The wedding is planned right now.

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Speaker 7: So the wedding is on Friday? So I will not

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Speaker 7: It's just we've had a lot of people drop out

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Speaker 3: So you know, it is what it is.

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Speaker 9: That it all.

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Speaker 3: She's fine. She's like pretty pretty relaxing, low key.

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Speaker 3: Me in that sense where it's like, what are you

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Speaker 9: I'm sorry I need to get angry about one more

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Speaker 9: You don't have to stop on a yellow light. People

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Speaker 9: You don't not gonna get a ticket for going through

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Speaker 9: a yellow light, you idiots. That's all. Sorry?

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Speaker 3: What else crimes your year?

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Speaker 1: Scotty?

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Speaker 8: Scotty?

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Speaker 1: What by no?

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Speaker 9: I just wrote a ticket to the congressman about a

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Speaker 3: You wrote to the congressman.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I had to. I thought there was so safety hazard.

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Speaker 3: What is the hazard?

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Speaker 1: Tell us about it now?

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Speaker 9: It's it's really it's just stupid. There's like by my house,

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Speaker 9: they put this light there that blinks yellow. Then turns

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Speaker 9: starts flashing red for the motorists, and the don't walkhand

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Speaker 9: the cars think that they can still go. The lights

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Speaker 9: just need to be synced up, that's all. It's just

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Speaker 9: what people are going to get hit, and it's going

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Speaker 9: to be me. And then I called the town Safety

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Speaker 8: Yeah, you are that fucking guy, Bro, you really are.

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Speaker 8: I love you like a brother, but you are that guy.

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Speaker 9: They immediately came and roped it off. And I'm like, yep,

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Speaker 9: I want action.

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Speaker 1: How many minutes we have left because I got a

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Speaker 1: problem with United Airlines? All right? Well, I want to know.

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Speaker 1: I want to know if I'm right or wrong? Are well?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 5: So last Sundays the night, last Sunday night, coming back

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Speaker 5: get to the airport, flights delayed, another thirty, another thirty,

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Speaker 5: They had to have people chase them down and say,

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Speaker 5: what the fuck is going on? Why is this plane

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Speaker 5: being delayed four different times? And the guy goes, oh,

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Speaker 5: it's a bathroom issue and they're fixing it, mate.

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Speaker 1: And then so so.

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Speaker 8: We don't know, like like we don't know it's gonna

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Speaker 8: like take off one day, but like maybe.

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Speaker 1: Not to day.

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Speaker 8: Like we don't know what that accent that's Miami, Miami

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Speaker 3: It turned into Wisconsin at the end.

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Speaker 5: After the fourth and they finally got in the allowed

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Speaker 5: off because I still have a chance to get on

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Speaker 5: another flight and fix this. They're like, yeah, absolutely gonna happen.

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Speaker 5: We are definitely gonna take off. There's no reason why

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Speaker 5: it won't. Thirty minutes into that way. It's now seven

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Speaker 5: rescheduled to tomorrow morning. We all go bonkers. Everyone starts scrambling.

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Speaker 5: I run down the hallway to Delta's terminal and get

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Speaker 5: on the last flight of the night to a different airport.

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Speaker 5: I instead of flying into Newark to LaGuardia and get

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Speaker 5: on an eight o'clock flight.

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Speaker 1: Then I had to pay one hundred and fifty dollars

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Speaker 1: to Oof.

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Speaker 5: For Uber to send me home, to get me home

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Speaker 5: fucking four hundred and fifty dollars later, because there's three

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Speaker 5: hundred and fifty for the flight I get home at midnight.

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Speaker 5: I finally get home. Now what am I entitled to?

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Speaker 5: Is my question?

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Speaker 9: Well, first of all, you should have used your Uber

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Speaker 9: points that are expired.

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Speaker 5: Yes, am I not entitled to my Obviously, the flight

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Speaker 5: got canceled.

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Speaker 1: I get my money back there.

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Speaker 5: But shouldn't United pick up the cost of my Delta

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Speaker 5: flight and the one hundred and fifty dollars Uber that

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Speaker 5: it took for me to get home.

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Speaker 3: I mean probably you can probably petition for that.

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Speaker 7: It's just going to take a long time with the

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Speaker 1: Hold on, I.

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Speaker 2: Think I get that plus a travel voucher for all

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Speaker 2: the stress.

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Speaker 1: And anxiety serio.

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Speaker 8: Imagine if they did that for everybody.

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Speaker 2: Well, well then they should.

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Speaker 1: Actually let's not think about everybody else, you know, right.

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Speaker 2: Listen, that's on them.

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Speaker 5: But I am definitely entitled to them paying for my

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Speaker 5: travel voucher on United because I spent the whole fucking

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Speaker 5: day in your airport, in the airport.

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Speaker 1: With misinformation or no information. I mean, it's disgusting, alanmember.

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Speaker 1: All I do is fly United.

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Speaker 6: But if you're speaking so highly of them right now,

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Speaker 1: Because well, because you know why?

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Speaker 5: Because I trust that this was an anomaly and this

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Speaker 5: won't happen again. But they I need to regain my

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Speaker 5: trust and my passion in their airline I've used.

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Speaker 2: But don't you think that I deserve at least that

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Speaker 2: and a travel voucher.

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Speaker 5: That's nothing too greedy, right for my time and my

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Speaker 8: Is right, I will say this as far as United goes.

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Speaker 8: So when Lisa was trying to get to Vegas. We

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Speaker 8: The flight got in the night before because she was

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Speaker 8: at Jacksonville International all night long. Right, they get on

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Speaker 8: the plane, load the plane. As they start to push

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Speaker 1: A little bit.

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Speaker 8: So then they deep planed it and they canceled the flight.

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Speaker 1: She gets her flight back.

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Speaker 2: So I got her flight back the new flight plus

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Speaker 2: a travel down, but she.

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Speaker 8: Didn't I had to spend as we were just I

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Speaker 8: was panicking to get her to Vegas. I just used

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Speaker 1: I'm never going to get that back. You got to

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Speaker 1: call that in. You've got it? Who do I call?

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Speaker 1: You got it?

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Speaker 3: I know, because you know what happens.

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Speaker 7: You're gonna call and then you're going to be on

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Speaker 7: hold for I shit, you not seven.

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Speaker 3: And a half hours.

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Speaker 1: That music.

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Speaker 7: Transfer you and they hang up on you, and then

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Speaker 7: you're going to want to take a hostage.

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Speaker 3: It's going to be even worse. You have to email.

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Speaker 3: I think you have to email the company about it.

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Speaker 1: I did.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes you can.

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Speaker 7: Not that I've done this social media, but you can

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Speaker 7: know social media, you can do that too. But you

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Speaker 7: them like copy them on the email.

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Speaker 3: Usually they get back to you when you do that.

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Speaker 5: Oh well, in both these cases, yours and mind, these

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Speaker 5: were their problem. This was not weather related, because there's

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Speaker 5: that's a force of nature. But these were specific issues

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Speaker 5: with their planes and the problem and it's all on them.

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Speaker 2: And I love again, Love United. I just want to

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Speaker 2: see the me.

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Speaker 3: I hate them.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have road rage. We're way over.

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Speaker 9: Whoever ship the bathroom should be responsible.

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Speaker 2: That should probably happen. They clogged the toilet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's what's gonna happen.

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Speaker 3: People come forward with that one.

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Speaker 5: There's that sign there that says, you know, you know,

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Speaker 5: clogging this toilet with other things than toilet paper will

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Speaker 5: cause flight delays.

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Speaker 2: It's right there over the toilet seat.

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Speaker 8: Okay, we're way over, by the way, what do yes?

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Speaker 8: When Scary asked me to tell the story, I told

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Speaker 8: him we had two and a half minutes. We're now,

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Speaker 8: we're now five all six minutes over.

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Speaker 3: That's a scary story in a it's okay though he's right.

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Speaker 8: I agree with him, but I just don't think they're

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Speaker 8: gonna do it.

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Speaker 2: And this podcast give me my money back.

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