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Speaker 1: Hey, brand new full hour starts in just a few seconds.

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Speaker 1: Let's Brook and Jeffrey thank you so much for being here.

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Speaker 1: We got a great new textual healing coming up. Mass speakers,

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Speaker 1: juicy as always, and the TikTok. I don't know when

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Speaker 1: Jeff started this, but he's no, he's like every year

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Speaker 1: every time we do TikTok, click shock. I end with

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Speaker 1: a good news story I know. So who knew Jeff

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Speaker 1: was going to be the beating of positivity today? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: But first the comment Yeah, she elective said, have you

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Speaker 1: guys heard echoes Alexa's new voice? She sounds just like Alexis.

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Speaker 2: Alexis should sue Amazon for you see her voice for

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Speaker 2: Alexa flies?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we need to hear it.

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Speaker 1: Get your money girl, Yes.

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Speaker 4: Let's go listen.

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Speaker 1: What am I gonna be really offended if it's a

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Speaker 1: really bad voice now that we go here?

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Speaker 5: So cool?

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Speaker 3: If Alexa turned into Alexis and you just became a billionaire.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know they wouldn't pay her. That's right, might

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Speaker 1: have to change my voice. Yeah, yeah, that's how I

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Speaker 1: would go. Yeah, totally all right, Your brand new full

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Speaker 1: hour starts right now.

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Speaker 2: Are we supporters of Guinness World records on this show.

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Speaker 1: Were they denied you, Jeff, just because you didn't have

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Speaker 1: a European capriso?

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Speaker 3: I forgot take it down.

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Speaker 6: We are supporters.

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Speaker 2: Do we report on the Guinness World Records?

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Speaker 6: Yes, of course we do have.

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Speaker 2: We attempted to beat Guinness World Records here in the studio, Yes,

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Speaker 2: and we succeeded.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 7: Let's go out.

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Speaker 2: But I bring this up because I believe The Morning

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Speaker 2: Show's youngest son, Ashton p Terwilliger, our technical director, could

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Speaker 2: realistically beat a recent Guinness World record. It was set

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Speaker 2: by an environmental activist in Kenya. Her name Tromfina Muthoni,

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Speaker 2: and she just earned the new title for longest marathon

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Speaker 2: time constantly hugging a.

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Speaker 6: Tree seventy two hours. Here is a picture.

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Speaker 4: She's the cutest tree on your adorable.

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Speaker 1: She still has a smile on her face.

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Speaker 6: Not as cute as Ashton would be with his arms

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Speaker 6: around a tree.

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Speaker 5: Ham around a big old oak tree.

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Speaker 1: I think it'd be a pretty little tree. Yeah, he

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Speaker 1: can do it.

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Speaker 2: Trum Fina beat out the previous record of fifty hours,

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Speaker 2: two minutes and twenty eight seconds at which was by

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Speaker 2: Frederick Boyaki of Ghana. Boy So we just need a

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Speaker 2: commitment from you, Ashton, right now, seventy two hours and

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Speaker 2: one minute of non stop tree hugging.

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Speaker 6: That's all we're asking. It's not very much.

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Speaker 2: We need a drum roll and then give us your answer, Ashton.

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Speaker 2: Are you man enough to snuggle a sapling?

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Speaker 6: What do you say?

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Speaker 8: Well?

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Speaker 6: I can't, I have to work.

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Speaker 3: Oh this is work.

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Speaker 1: Can't we put the tree in a pot and you

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Speaker 1: can just the office with you?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 7: I actually like this subversion of the roles. I'm down

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Speaker 7: for it.

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Speaker 6: All right, We're gonna figure out a way to make

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Speaker 6: it happen.

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Speaker 2: This is exciting not only for us, but this will

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Speaker 2: be the most action our technical director has gotten in well.

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Speaker 6: Over a year.

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Speaker 2: Pa, everybody wins as hard as you want to, we

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Speaker 2: won't judge. So now let's move on to the SHOTGLIC

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Speaker 2: question of the day and the man who is also

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Speaker 2: excited to film seventy two hours of NonStop entree action.

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Speaker 1: Imagine a livestream, Jakes.

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Speaker 6: Oh wow, Digital Jay, go for it.

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Speaker 8: Well.

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Speaker 7: Today we celebrate a sacred holiday, a holiday for strong

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Speaker 7: jaw lines, confident denim, and a mustache so powerful it

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Speaker 7: brought women to their knees Day. Yes, it's the birthday

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Speaker 7: of Hollywood heart throb Tom Selle. His crumb catcher didn't

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Speaker 6: Yeah, deservedly so.

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Speaker 7: Tom was just a regular dude, but his soup strainer

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Speaker 7: was the true star. And that's why Today, in honor

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Speaker 7: of Tom Sellick's iconic mouth curtain, we're playing a special

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Speaker 7: mustachioed man meat edition of plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 1: And they couldn't get between this and trees.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, say a number one through twenty. I'll tell you

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Speaker 7: about a male celebrity who famously sported a mustache. You

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Speaker 7: We'll start with a woman who's a notorious face mop fangirl.

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Speaker 6: That's Alexis.

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Speaker 7: This mustachioed man lived on Network TV in the eighties

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Speaker 7: and nineties, usually above a Hawaiian shirt while solving crimes

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Speaker 3: Why, yeah, I can't think of the guy's wouldn't.

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Speaker 2: It be like, Oh, I feel like this one's pretty easy,

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Speaker 1: Oh, let's go the one detective I know, Sherlock Holmes.

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Speaker 7: Slock Home did have a mustache more like seventeen or

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Speaker 7: eighteen eighties, and that was That was a very tough one,

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Speaker 7: Alexis it was Tom Selleck, I said seconds ago.

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Speaker 3: The guy I don't know.

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Speaker 6: You don't know who Tom.

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Speaker 7: Okay, that's tough. Attention spans are tough, and Brook were

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Speaker 7: over you. Eleven is off the board.

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh three?

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Speaker 7: All right, Brooke, this mustache wrestled before the rest of

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Speaker 7: the face even showed up and was legally required to

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Speaker 7: be blonde. Please name him.

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Speaker 1: Okay. I think I know this because he came into

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Speaker 1: have a music career. Okay, and I believe it's whole.

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Speaker 7: Cold Hulk Hogan is correct. Here we go, Brook, I'm

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Speaker 7: passing around a picture of Rick moranis with a mustache

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Speaker 7: Rick Moran just because again, do not question when I

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Speaker 7: passed around the picture Rick Moranas two days in a row.

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Speaker 1: We saw him yesterday.

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Speaker 7: He was part of Rick and Name.

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Speaker 5: He looks way better with the beard.

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Speaker 6: Thank you.

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Speaker 7: This is why I passed the stuff around.

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Speaker 1: You guys are so risky passing your phone around.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's open for.

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Speaker 3: Us to juice.

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Speaker 7: Alecas is trying to be Facebook friends with me. But

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Speaker 7: it's all right, Jose, We're over to you. Three and

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Speaker 7: eleven are off the board.

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Speaker 9: Number five er five.

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Speaker 7: This mustache is attached to a government employee who hates

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Speaker 7: I need his character's name, not the actor's name.

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Speaker 9: On this one.

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Speaker 1: We just talked about him.

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Speaker 5: I never watched it, but his lore has reached my timeline.

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Speaker 5: And this is Nick Offerman. But what's his name on

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Speaker 6: Oh, you need the character specific show.

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Speaker 5: It's like Parks and oh Man, he's like the coolest

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Speaker 7: Give me the strongest name you can think of. Chris

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Speaker 7: anthem Chris Anthemum incorrect. His name is Ron Swampson's fun fact.

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Speaker 7: He was a correct answer on yesterday's shot color as well.

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Speaker 7: Just sixty four more and he will reach Marie Curry status.

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Speaker 7: Show Good luck to him, Ron Swanson, Jeffrey were over

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Speaker 7: to you. Three, five, and eleven are off the board.

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Speaker 6: Number eighteen, number eighteen.

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Speaker 7: Not only did he play a bounty hunter in the

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Speaker 7: Star Wars universe who text a Force Frog, he was

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Speaker 7: the man with the post apocalyptic lipbrug who had to

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Speaker 6: The Last of Us whoa Too Easy, Way too easy?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, mustache, that's on.

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Speaker 9: This I know.

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Speaker 2: I mean, but I don't remember Yoda Yoda having a

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Speaker 7: Yoda might be the Force Frog I.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean all of them seree sexiest mustache

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Speaker 2: to assume that it is, uh, is it? Pedro Pascal

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Speaker 1: Correct a remake, It's a Mandalorian. It's a totally different show.

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Speaker 7: I just mentioned the Star Wars.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Jeffrey, I am wrong, and I will take the

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Speaker 2: public lashing on our textport tell me what a horrible

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Speaker 7: You can take that, Jeffrey, but you're not gonna take

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Speaker 7: the punishment in the Today's shot color question of the day,

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Speaker 9: You have.

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Speaker 6: Well Brook and I have one. Jake Tell that's really hippart.

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Speaker 6: That's so we get to choose who get shot.

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Speaker 2: They're going to be singing. Another one bites the dust

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Speaker 2: by Queen Brook. Who should be shocked today?

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Speaker 1: I think, Jose Yeah, have a voice. Yeah, sounds good.

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Speaker 5: Another one bites the dusting.

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Speaker 3: Another one bites the dust and my voice is really gone.

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Speaker 6: That was a shockgullar question of.

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Speaker 4: The day and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: If you ask people about how they want their last

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Speaker 6: Or they want to go out in the flaming ball.

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Speaker 6: Yes, where they never recover for years.

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Speaker 2: One of our listeners accidentally achieved both of those outcomes.

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Speaker 3: What on his last day of work.

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Speaker 2: It was not done on purpose, and he's about to

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Speaker 2: brand new mass speaker right now.

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Speaker 9: You.

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Speaker 6: Confession.

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Speaker 9: I can't take back ow arm.

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Speaker 2: Mouse Speaker text to sevent eighty five ninety two says

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Speaker 2: I walk around the woods behind my house naked sometimes

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Speaker 2: and pretend I'm on the show naked in a fray.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I like it? Do you like cry into

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Speaker 1: a selfie video as well? About how you don't know

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Speaker 2: Well, there's no need to be naked for this segment,

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Speaker 2: but you could if you wanted to. You'd never know

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Speaker 2: because we blur your voice and your body parts to

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Speaker 3: Right held naked right now?

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Speaker 7: We want to know.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we don't mind.

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Speaker 2: It's the mass Speaker, and we have a guy who

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Speaker 9: Okay, So I used to work at a paper mill.

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Speaker 9: So eventually I found this other job for my two

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Speaker 2: I'm glad they didn't like boo you and heckle you

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Speaker 9: No, no, no, no, is it anything like that.

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Speaker 3: This guy moving up in life.

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Speaker 6: You think, yeah, okay, no, that's good. You have supportive coworkers.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I tell you what happened next. I should let

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Speaker 3: Watching an episode of how It's made right now. I

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Speaker 9: That's awesome anyway. So they're using these large rollers that

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Speaker 5: I bet it's like when you work, like in sanitation,

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Speaker 9: So I have my hard hat on and I'm walking

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Speaker 9: I was eating my farewell cake and I don't know

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Speaker 5: Yeah, chat walking I means you're like really high up.

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Speaker 9: Well, yeah, the cakes. It's so into one of the

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Speaker 2: You could go in after it, but then you probably

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Speaker 1: Depending on what type of cake it is, I could

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Speaker 2: I mean, if it's a really good German chocolate cake,

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Speaker 5: Oh god, I had raspberry filling though, I'm going to.

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Speaker 3: Let that go.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, But I didn't say anything. So at the end

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I wouldn't tell anyone that.

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Speaker 9: Oh yes, And my buddy tells me it cost ten

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Speaker 6: In damage, ten millions to.

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Speaker 9: The machines and the warehouse.

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Speaker 3: Over a slice of cakes.

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Speaker 5: Why I did not think of that.

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Speaker 1: But honestly, did all the employees get paid vacation while

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Speaker 9: Oh my god, I mean said like I thought, horrible

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Speaker 9: I cropped sheet cakeing it. Why not?

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Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you come clean and be like, hey, you

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd be so nervous that there was cameras that

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Speaker 9: Yeah. I mean like, yeah, I was nervous for a

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Speaker 5: The fire.

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Speaker 6: Oh that's the best possible thing that happened.

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Speaker 2: So there was never anybody that reached out to you.

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Speaker 2: It was never traced ba to your your cake.

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Speaker 9: No, the machine malfunction and caught fire.

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Speaker 1: To make to make you feel better. It could have

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Speaker 5: You know, hold on to that, ye don't make it

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Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, yeah, you don't know.

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Speaker 6: We're going to take the super optimistic approach to.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Sure, Okay, So you've never told anybody about this, not

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Speaker 9: Oh no, nobody.

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Speaker 5: I would have been able to find it.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't have trusted my old coworkers either.

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Speaker 6: Oh wow.

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Speaker 2: So does it feel better at least being able to

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Speaker 9: It a little bit? Yeah, I mean I'll be a

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Speaker 9: little with it for a while now. It's just like

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Speaker 1: Every time you have to use a piece of paper,

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And every time he sees a cake in any

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Speaker 2: thanks for coming on the show and confessing your ten

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Speaker 2: million dollars secret.

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Speaker 8: Wow.

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Speaker 2: The text in the seven eighty five nine two if

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Speaker 2: you have a confession you've been holding on to, we

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Speaker 2: can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you

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Speaker 2: our next mass speaker.

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Speaker 6: Your phone TAP's coming up right after this. We here

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Speaker 2: Love supporting local small businesses by pranking the crap.

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Speaker 1: Out of the.

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Speaker 2: Especially when there's a friend or relative of the owner

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Speaker 2: who reaches out asking.

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Speaker 6: Us to get them Yay.

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Speaker 2: That's when we assemble a plan and put our top

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Speaker 2: investigative reporter Ed Daniels on.

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Speaker 1: He's one of my favorite reporters.

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Speaker 2: Yes, because Ed always uncovers the seedy truth. That's right,

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Speaker 2: like in today's call where he reaches out to the

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Speaker 6: You're gonna hear at your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 4: Brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 8: Hello.

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Speaker 3: Hi, is this Sherry?

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Speaker 7: Yes, he's calling.

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Speaker 3: Oh, good morning. My name's Ed Daniels from Action three News.

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Speaker 8: Oh okay, Hi.

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Speaker 3: I wanted to reach out because our newsroom heard that

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Speaker 10: Oh my god, yes I did.

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Speaker 8: It's been my dream for years.

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Speaker 10: We've been opened just less than a month.

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Speaker 6: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Congratulations, Well, thank you. We do these little segments on

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Speaker 3: new businesses around the city and we'd love to feature yours.

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Speaker 10: Okay, awesome, Okay, well.

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Speaker 7: Let's do it.

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Speaker 3: Hold on, okay, I am getting word from my producer

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Speaker 3: in my earpiece. We can go in five seconds. Wait now, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'll count us down. I don't understand in three two one?

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Speaker 8: Oh.

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Speaker 1: Hi.

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Speaker 3: This is Ed Daniels from Action three News, reporting live

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Speaker 3: in front of the brand new yoga studio that's owned

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Speaker 3: by local resident Shary Sherry.

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Speaker 10: Hi, thanks for having me of course.

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Speaker 3: I think the big question our audience wants to know

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Speaker 3: during the day but satanic meetings in your studio at night?

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Speaker 3: What rumor is for goat yoga? Five goats come in

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Speaker 3: but only four leave? Where did you hear that because

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Speaker 3: of the animal sacrifice? Confirm or deny you heard it here? First,

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Speaker 3: folks stretches, seances and secret symbols. Something smells funky in

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Speaker 3: this yoga studio. And it's not just the sweating back

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Speaker 3: to even studio want and we're clear, great job sharing

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Speaker 3: your natural Why that's our segment that we were talking

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Speaker 3: about where we feature local businesses.

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Speaker 4: These are all lies.

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Speaker 10: What are you doing?

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Speaker 3: I'm about to go get a subway sandwich. I'm famished.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not.

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Speaker 4: What are you doing now?

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Speaker 8: I'm talking about what are you doing making all that

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Speaker 8: shut up about my yoga studio?

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Speaker 3: Whoa made?

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Speaker 10: What upanic rituals?

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Speaker 1: The goats?

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Speaker 4: Whoa?

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Speaker 9: Whoa? Whoa?

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Speaker 3: Wait wait wait, so you're saying all these rumors aren't true?

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Speaker 10: Have you not been listening to me?

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Speaker 8: Okay, my business is going to be ruined because you've

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Speaker 8: put that on the news.

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Speaker 4: And it's not true.

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Speaker 5: So wait, you're.

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Speaker 3: Refuting the accusations.

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Speaker 8: Yes, you guess, Yes, I'm refuting these.

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Speaker 3: Well, then we need to go live and three two.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't want to be on television.

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Speaker 8: Stop this, stalk the music, stop the music.

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Speaker 3: This is Ed Daniels back reporting live on the story

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Speaker 3: of the yoga studio that's doing much less downward dog

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Speaker 3: and more dark deeds.

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Speaker 1: That's not true.

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Speaker 3: I'm the owner, not exactly owner Sherry, who is refuting

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Speaker 8: Yes, I want to refute it.

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Speaker 7: All the earlier things you said about goats and satanism

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Speaker 7: and sacrifices, I want to refute it.

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Speaker 8: It is not true.

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Speaker 3: You heard it here first, from Nama Stay to night

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Speaker 3: Sherry Satanic Jack back to you.

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Speaker 10: She can't actus.

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Speaker 8: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 4: None of that is true? None of it.

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Speaker 3: Hey, that was great, Get it better the second time.

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Speaker 1: Hey, I don't want to be on the news.

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Speaker 8: Why are you making this stuff up?

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Speaker 3: I think you got the wrong idea. Your sister, Levine

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Speaker 6: Stuff, Levine, My sister called you.

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Speaker 3: You didn't know she was involved. This is breaking news.

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Speaker 6: Let's go live and what.

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Speaker 1: The actual.

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Speaker 9: This just in?

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Speaker 3: Your sister, Levine set you up for a prank phone call.

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Speaker 3: You're on the radio with Brook and Jeffrey. Care to

461
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Speaker 3: comment that's a laugh, that's not a comment, that's a

462
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Speaker 3: satanic laugh.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, she did.

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Speaker 3: Your sister, Navin set you up for this. Sorry. She

465
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Speaker 3: said she's so proud of you for finally opening your

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Speaker 3: yoga studio.

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Speaker 10: I mean, it's really funny, but she gave you a

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Speaker 10: heart attack.

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Speaker 3: Hey, a little friendly advice. If you don't want the

470
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Speaker 3: news on your back, do the satanic stuff during the day.

471
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Speaker 3: That's what I do.

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Speaker 6: No one sees it coming.

473
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Speaker 3: You don't even need to like candles.

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Speaker 8: I have candles.

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Speaker 3: Oh so you admit it. You admit it. You're a

476
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Speaker 3: satanic yoga krakra whatever the word is, and you are

477
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Speaker 3: gonna go down for the action. Three Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 4: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: We all know the answer for how to handle a

481
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Speaker 2: really bad breakup?

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Speaker 9: Girls, n.

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Speaker 4: How you do it?

484
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Speaker 2: Just one evening out with strong, poor drinks and weak

485
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Speaker 2: minded men, and you will be forgetting all.

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Speaker 6: Of your problems.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but what do you do if the person who's

488
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Speaker 2: dumping you is way more important than any dumb boyfriend

489
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Speaker 2: ever could be?

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 2: No, one of our listeners says, that's exactly the position

492
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Speaker 2: that she's in after she got one text from somebody

493
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Speaker 2: she thought was a really close friend, and now she's wondering,

494
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Speaker 2: how do I even respond to it?

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Speaker 1: Hey?

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Speaker 6: How you do?

497
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Speaker 3: Brook?

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Speaker 9: No?

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Speaker 6: Remember, it's not that kind of breakup, but it may

500
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Speaker 6: still help, I don't think so.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna hear it in a brand new textual healing

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Speaker 2: coming up next, TEXTU Will Healing Textual.

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Speaker 6: Welcome to Textual Healing out Right, the.

504
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Speaker 2: Segment where we take your so called complicated life problems

505
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Speaker 2: and instantly fix them for you with one simple text message. Yes,

506
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Speaker 2: it is that easy, because we help you craft the

507
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Speaker 2: perfect message to make all of your issues and problems

508
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Speaker 2: melt away like a tasty handful of off brand xanax.

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Speaker 6: That's what we do for you.

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Speaker 1: It feels too good to be true, Jeff, like you've

511
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Speaker 1: forgotten all the other textual healings that we've done.

512
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Speaker 2: But maybe it's a handful of xanax that I just took.

513
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,879
Speaker 2: But we do have a woman on the phone right now.

514
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Speaker 2: I don't know anything about her, not even her name.

515
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Speaker 2: I just have a note here saying this is a

516
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Speaker 2: last second, emergency, desperate situation that she's in and she

517
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Speaker 2: would really like our help with it. So hell, hello listener,

518
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Speaker 2: welcome to the show.

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Speaker 6: Who are you hi?

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Speaker 8: This is Janelle and I would really appreciate some help.

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Speaker 8: I got a really upsetting text, and it sort of

522
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Speaker 8: feels like I've lost my best friends. Not twice, but

523
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Speaker 8: it feels that way to me.

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Speaker 6: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Brook, First of all, you need to calm down

526
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Speaker 2: a little bit, because she said it's like her best friend.

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Speaker 3: Her actual best friend.

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Speaker 1: I have like twelve best friends. Okay, they are all

529
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Speaker 1: equally important.

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Speaker 6: Okay, there's no time to brag about that.

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Speaker 1: Stuff's best friends are integral to a happy life.

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Speaker 2: But she said, is this an actual friend of yours

533
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Speaker 2: or it's just friend adjacent?

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Speaker 6: What is going on?

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Speaker 8: It is a friend, but it's a professional relationship as well.

536
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Speaker 8: So basically I got fired by my hair stylist.

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Speaker 1: Is that the text?

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Speaker 7: Wait?

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Speaker 1: Can I ask? Is that the text? That you just got.

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Speaker 8: Yes, I got a last night and she basically told

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Speaker 8: me she doesn't want me as a client anymore.

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Speaker 3: No, oh my god, that's my dream.

543
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Speaker 10: Air.

544
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Speaker 1: Yes, she told me I can't come back.

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Speaker 3: What did you do with Janelle?

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Speaker 8: I did nothing, and I don't understand because I always

547
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Speaker 8: tip her really well, I'm sweet to her. We get along.

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Speaker 8: I've been seeing her for about six years.

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Speaker 1: Okay, wait wait, wait though, did you bad mouth or

550
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Speaker 1: behind her back somewhere? Because I'm sorry. Hairstylists are the

551
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Speaker 1: queen of gossip. They know everything that's happening all time.

552
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Speaker 8: Was out of nowhere. Well, we didn't even have an

553
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Speaker 8: appointment scheduled or anything, but said it said. Let me

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Speaker 8: read it to you verbatim. Hi, I've really enjoyed our

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Speaker 8: time together, but I don't think i'd like to take

556
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Speaker 8: you on as a client any longer period.

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Speaker 6: Did you put an emoji like a tear eye emoji

558
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Speaker 6: at least?

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Speaker 1: No, not like smiling and the girl hair flipping.

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Speaker 8: Hey, this sounds no hair emoji.

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Speaker 9: Nothing.

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Speaker 8: So I have not responded to get because I didn't

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Speaker 8: know how to even take this.

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Speaker 3: I was like, what, well, it sounds like you're feeling

565
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Speaker 3: upset and like let down, even more like she sounds

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Speaker 3: devastated to me.

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Speaker 8: I feel like it's really hurt my feelings because again, when,

568
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Speaker 8: as I said in the beginning, what I consider this

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Speaker 8: woman a friend? You know?

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Speaker 6: Again, well, I pay my friends too, So I get

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Speaker 6: that feeling.

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Speaker 1: No my hairs. I've been with my hairstylist for over

573
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Speaker 1: a decade and she is a friend of mine.

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Speaker 6: Friend no longer.

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Speaker 1: If I got that text message, I would also like

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Speaker 1: I would be beside myself. And it's not just because

577
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Speaker 1: I couldn't find someone else to cut my hair, Like,

578
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Speaker 1: that's not it. It's like it is such an intimate

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Speaker 1: relationship with.

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Speaker 8: Your hairstyle, like you share are really confided in her, Okay,

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Speaker 8: And I'm wondering if I should be taking this personally,

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Speaker 8: Oh you.

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Speaker 3: Sul well, okay.

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Speaker 1: Hairstylists don't do anything that's not personal, and I've.

585
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Speaker 3: Never heard of them losing a client, Like it takes

586
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,639
Speaker 3: forever to build a client list and to have a

587
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Speaker 3: consistent amount.

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Speaker 5: So for her to say I don't want your business,

589
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 5: it's pretty big.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's got to be some sort of explanation, and

591
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 2: she's not providing it. It seems like, and that's what

592
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Speaker 2: you're going for here, Janelle. You want to ask her

593
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Speaker 2: what's the reason?

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Speaker 8: I want to respond in like the right way without

595
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Speaker 8: seeming like I'm flying off the handle, like, oh, you

596
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 8: really hurt my feelings? How dare you what it?

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Speaker 6: I can That's going to be my exact thing.

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Speaker 8: Okay, I want to like crass this in the right

599
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 8: way my response, which is why I haven't responded yet,

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Speaker 8: which is why I'm asking.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we can tell that you're very clearly emotional about this,

602
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 2: but we're going to do our job.

603
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 6: And get you some textual healing right now.

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00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,879
Speaker 2: Help you have the right message to her to figure

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Speaker 2: out politely how to ask the reason why she's letting

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Speaker 2: you go from her client list.

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Speaker 9: Now.

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Speaker 2: I don't have an idea because I personally don't ever

609
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Speaker 2: see the same hairstylist.

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Speaker 5: I avoid a relationship with women in there. Sometimes it's

611
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 5: even deeper.

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Speaker 2: I can understand that I would defer to Brook or

613
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Speaker 2: possibly Alexis for the first thoughts.

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Speaker 1: I think you should. I think you should lead with

615
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Speaker 1: humor honestly, because like what if what if you're reading

616
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Speaker 1: it wrong for some reason? I don't know how you

617
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Speaker 1: can misconstrue her message. But what if you just said,

618
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Speaker 1: my roots weren't that bad last appointment? Were they?

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Speaker 4: You know, like hairt Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Okay, right, I say, like, I promise I didn't use

621
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Speaker 8: box color.

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Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, Yeah, I swear I didn't cut my own

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Speaker 1: banks before I saw you.

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Speaker 6: That's an option.

625
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Speaker 2: Or you could also play the pity card and be like,

626
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Speaker 2: are you sure because I had three of my dogs

627
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Speaker 2: run away this week. Also, my dad says he wants

628
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Speaker 2: to redivorce my mom.

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Speaker 8: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: That's also kind of funny.

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Speaker 8: Work on a hairstylist.

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Speaker 6: Watch your back in that chair.

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Speaker 1: That's not bad. What if you lean into what Alexis

634
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Speaker 1: is saying with the gossip and be like, no, you

635
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Speaker 1: can't yet because I haven't told you what happened with

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00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 1: next something you I did it last time? Talking about it?

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Speaker 8: Oh, I like that just to intrigue her. I mean,

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Speaker 8: I just wonder if there's something personal going on with

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Speaker 8: her and if that would like a little bit of

640
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 8: humor might warm her up and you'll.

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00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 1: Be able to tell on her interest level if she

642
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 1: wants to know the tea.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, so you're worried there's going to be

644
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 2: something personal about you. What does the room think, Like,

645
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 2: what are the percentage chances that this has something to

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00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:37,040
Speaker 2: do with something Janelle did? Or what's the percentage it's

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Speaker 2: something not related to her going on in just the

648
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Speaker 2: hairstylist personal life Janelle?

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Speaker 1: Janelle ninety nine percent.

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Speaker 8: I mean, honestly, I don't like to hear that, but

651
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Speaker 8: I hate to say it. I think you guys that

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00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 8: the way she phrased it in her text is I

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Speaker 8: don't think I'd like to take you on as a

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Speaker 8: client any longer. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, is anyone else optimistic if there's a one percent

656
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Speaker 3: chance he's intimidated by her? Like, oh my god, that

657
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 3: coat you were last time was so much better dressed

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Speaker 3: than I.

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Speaker 6: Do you think a one percent chance is optimism?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I'm optimistic.

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00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 5: It's not your fault, and it's something to do with

663
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Speaker 5: the weather.

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Speaker 1: Styles are always the prettiest girls. Yeah, they're not intimidating.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I appreciate your optimism, Jose, Yeah, sorry for it.

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Speaker 9: All right.

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00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 2: So we're obviously running out of time here. We need

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Speaker 2: to get one text through. What are you going to

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Speaker 2: write to your hairstylist, Janelle?

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Speaker 8: I think I'm going to go with the little gossip

671
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Speaker 8: humor thing. At least that's an attempt to diffuse the

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Speaker 8: situation a little bit with humor.

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Speaker 1: And remind her that you guys are friends. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's a reminder that you're more connected than just the

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Speaker 1: client relationship.

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Speaker 6: Perfect.

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Speaker 2: So we are officially out of time now, So Janelle,

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Speaker 2: you're gonna have to go ahead and text that message

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Speaker 2: to her on your own about I have gossip for

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Speaker 2: you. You have to hear it, and then we'll come back

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Speaker 2: and hopefully she's responded to it and you've reeled her

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Speaker 2: back in when we do more textual healing with the

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Speaker 2: hairstylist who fired you coming up right after this. Okay,

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Speaker 2: we're in the middle of textual healing with our listener Janelle,

685
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 2: who had a professional and what she thought was a

686
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 2: close friendship with her hairstylist of the past six years.

687
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 6: The issue is last night she received a.

688
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 2: Random text that said, I'm sorry, but you're fired.

689
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 6: You cannot be my client anymore.

690
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 5: Like we're not even her client. I feel like we

691
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:33,959
Speaker 5: all winced when he said this.

692
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 1: She was just canceling an appointment.

693
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 2: She is canceling, yes, yes, And there was nothing else

694
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 2: with it no emoji's attached, no explanation for why. So

695
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:48,480
Speaker 2: Janelle turned around and urgently sent a message to our producer,

696
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 2: and here we are trying to help her get an

697
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 2: answer and maybe even get her hairstylist back.

698
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 10: Yes.

699
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to win. That's what we're gonna do.

700
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 1: I'm fully cat.

701
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 2: I know nobody we never said that was a possibility

702
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 2: in the first part, but I think Jose's relentless optimism

703
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 2: came through, seeped through my clothing down into my heart.

704
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 6: It did. It made me believe.

705
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 5: So can I make her too happy?

706
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 3: And she's like, I can't focus on anything else other

707
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 3: than you after.

708
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 2: You leave, I'm losing the optimism. Okay, so we don't

709
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 2: even know what text message she actually sent. Janelle, What

710
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 2: did you end up writing to your stylist after she

711
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 2: said she's letting you go?

712
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 8: Here's what I ended up sending her and she is

713
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 8: typing back as we speak.

714
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 1: Okay, well that means it's going to be a long one.

715
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 1: What did you say?

716
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 8: I said, are you sure? Because I have something juicy

717
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 8: to tell you. It's about my mother in law.

718
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 1: That I know everybody wants to know. The tea don't they.

719
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 8: Yeah, I can always come up and tea about my mother.

720
00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 1: I obviously you respond to that in a negative way.

721
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 1: You're being fun and playful, even though that could be

722
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 1: a really hurtful text message that she said.

723
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, something has come through.

724
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 6: Okay, waiting hear this?

725
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 1: What what?

726
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 8: That's exactly the problem. Your mother in law is my

727
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 8: client now shut of you betrayal if she choose I

728
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 8: don't even know how this happened.

729
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 1: Do you have a backstabbing mother in law? Is this

730
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 1: the problem? Did she go in there and stir some

731
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 1: stuff up?

732
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:32,120
Speaker 7: Oh?

733
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 6: Like the mother in law came in and started gossiping

734
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 6: about you.

735
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 8: I told my mother in law that I went to

736
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:39,719
Speaker 8: this salon, but I didn't even tell her that I

737
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 8: saw this particular not.

738
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 5: I guess I don't understand.

739
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 2: Clearly there's a tension going on between the three of

740
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 2: them of some sort. I mean, I think we're done

741
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 2: with the pleasantries. You need to like go and say

742
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 2: why why would you choose her?

743
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 1: No, and you need to say what did my mother

744
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 1: in law tell you?

745
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 8: Yeah?

746
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 6: Can we assume that that was yeah, clearly.

747
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 1: Mother in law talking.

748
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 6: I mean, for any life, is you just assumed the

749
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 6: mom in laws behind it.

750
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm gonna write, why would you choose her over me?

751
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 8: I'm typing now, why would you choose her over me?

752
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 8: I've been your client for six years?

753
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:14,400
Speaker 6: Yes?

754
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 2: Yes, angry face emoji no, not angry yes, ay face

755
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:25,759
Speaker 2: three fists no no, no emojis, no emojis, emojis.

756
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,799
Speaker 1: Yes, I want to know what kind of bs at

757
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 1: mother in law's.

758
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,840
Speaker 3: Oh wow, okay, no emojis, just curse words.

759
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:33,839
Speaker 8: Okay, I sent it.

760
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, wow.

761
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 6: I can't imagine what you're feeling right now.

762
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,720
Speaker 8: I've done it, and she's writing back already, so she's

763
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:43,280
Speaker 8: definitely on it, and we're going to see what she says.

764
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:47,840
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Okay, I am dying. I can't.

765
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 8: Oh, this is freaking me out. Okay I came through.

766
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 8: She writes, Oh my god, I'm sorry. This is awkward.

767
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 8: But you told me some in resting things about you

768
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:07,920
Speaker 8: that don't line up with my values. So we should

769
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 8: just say goodbye.

770
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 2: What's your mother in law gossips to your stylist and

771
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 2: said that your values are off.

772
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,880
Speaker 1: You've got to throw the mom in law under the bus.

773
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 1: That's the only option right now. You need to say this,

774
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 1: You need to say values. Let's talk about values because

775
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,719
Speaker 1: that woman. Okay, and then whatever you need to say,

776
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 1: it's audio.

777
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, when they go low, you go lower.

778
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:36,800
Speaker 1: That's right.

779
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 6: Let's undercut mom in law.

780
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:42,880
Speaker 8: I'm just her. What values is she saying don't align

781
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 8: with yours? I would like to and I'm going to

782
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:48,280
Speaker 8: add on whatever she said to you. It's a lie.

783
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, yes, and then it doesn't matter.

784
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 1: No, you let her know that you literally can't with

785
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:58,279
Speaker 1: this woman, that this woman is affecting. I mean, come on,

786
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:00,319
Speaker 1: a mother in law is getting you kicked out of

787
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 1: your own hairstylist salon.

788
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 8: I sent it, I sent it.

789
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 1: Oh man, we got to do a whole other segment

790
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 1: of you texting your mother in law next.

791
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:12,360
Speaker 3: Is released.

792
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 6: Except so excited for that segment.

793
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:16,760
Speaker 1: You hate that stuff.

794
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 8: This is so weird. I did not even know my

795
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 8: mother in law went there. This is like no good deeds,

796
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 8: Like I recommended the salon to my mother in law.

797
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 8: This is what I get.

798
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, you better be careful. You're gonna lose your dentist,

799
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 1: You're gonna lose your dermatologists.

800
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 8: I'm definitely not recommending anywhere. I wouldn't recommend a grocery

801
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:35,919
Speaker 8: store to that woman.

802
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:39,799
Speaker 6: I mean, oh my god, this is.

803
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 7: Oh my god.

804
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:41,439
Speaker 8: She texted back.

805
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,840
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, I'm scared.

806
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 8: Oh waiting to hear this, she says, I don't want

807
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 8: to go into it. But in terms of how you

808
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 8: treat people in the service industry, e g. No tipping

809
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 8: above fifteen.

810
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:01,399
Speaker 6: Percent, your mother, mother in law said that about you.

811
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:06,400
Speaker 8: Yeah, apparently she told my stylist, who knows that's how

812
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 8: chip already. I mean, this is not news.

813
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 2: For years, you don't believe in Tipping above fifteen percent.

814
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 8: Is pretty standard? And percent is like really like really.

815
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 2: You're staying awfully quiet over there, defending not defending this.

816
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:22,319
Speaker 3: This is weird.

817
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:23,360
Speaker 1: I'm just processing.

818
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 3: Oh really, side, aren't you no?

819
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 6: I okay tips? Okay, five percent isn't it?

820
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:35,319
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, listen, this is what this is what you're

821
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,880
Speaker 1: gonna do. If this is important to you, just be like,

822
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:40,759
Speaker 1: that is not true. I swear I will only tip

823
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 1: you twenty percent from here on out.

824
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 8: But it is true, Like I never s more than

825
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 8: fifteen percent, but I always tip.

826
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 1: And she's known that, she's known not maybe she's been

827
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,960
Speaker 1: waiting to find an excuse to get rid of you this.

828
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 1: I don't know that this is even the mother in

829
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:56,240
Speaker 1: law's fault anymore.

830
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 9: Do you know?

831
00:37:56,719 --> 00:38:00,759
Speaker 1: What probably happened is that your hairstylist was complaining to

832
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:04,400
Speaker 1: your mother in law about how you don't tip, and

833
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 1: then the mother in law said, well that's what she does.

834
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 1: She never tips over fifteen percent.

835
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 8: Now do I fire my mother in law?

836
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 7: You can't?

837
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 3: You got a more We got a tip?

838
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 2: Moore yacut And I'm sorry too.

839
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:22,760
Speaker 6: We are out of time for the segments.

840
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:25,359
Speaker 2: So Janelle, if you do want to fire your mother

841
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 2: in law over text message, you can come back again.

842
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 1: And I don't think it was the mother in law's falling.

843
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 6: Down your pro mom in law.

844
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 1: I maybe went a little too hard too soon, Brook.

845
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:41,839
Speaker 2: And Jeffrey in the morning, Brook, what happened there at

846
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,400
Speaker 2: the end to you know, you were one hundred percent

847
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 2: on our listener's side the whole way, rallying the troops

848
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:49,359
Speaker 2: to go scorched earth on mother in.

849
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:50,720
Speaker 3: Laws all over the world.

850
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then suddenly whoop, total one to eighty your

851
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:54,439
Speaker 2: pro mom in law.

852
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 1: You know, I just sometimes I may make choices before

853
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 1: I have all the information.

854
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:01,479
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's not great.

855
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 1: You know, it's okay to say I was wrong.

856
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 6: Sure, that's a rare thing for us to hear.

857
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 1: I say it all the time. I mean, you can't

858
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,839
Speaker 1: be this opinionated and not also be okay to say

859
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:11,359
Speaker 1: and you're wrong.

860
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 6: You can't do both, I will say.

861
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:16,880
Speaker 3: She says, yeah, I never reaches my ears breath at

862
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 3: her desk.

863
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 9: Problem.

864
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 1: No, I talked to Alexis about okay, I will say.

865
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,400
Speaker 2: The weirdest part was after the break, you went and

866
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:28,240
Speaker 2: bragged to our producer about how much you tipped to your.

867
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 6: Styles personally time you did.

868
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 2: You were in there and you said, it's all under

869
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 2: the table so the government can't get our money.

870
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 6: I heard it.

871
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 3: I was.

872
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 6: Mortgage every month, how much I tip?

873
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 7: But I told him.

874
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 6: You did have a smug look on your face though

875
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:49,920
Speaker 6: when you gave him the answer. But that's okay.

876
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 2: You could tip as much or as little as you want.

877
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 2: We're not here to judge you your hair on salary. Yeah,

878
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:58,440
Speaker 2: the salary, but we can't always try to help you

879
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,399
Speaker 2: with the issues going on in your life. Reach out

880
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,279
Speaker 2: to the show, find us on email at Brook and

881
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:05,560
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning, and subscribe to our podcast, Brook

882
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:10,360
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey, a weather woman in Oklahoma, posted something on Facebook.

883
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 2: Hours later, her boss is like, Uh, you need to

884
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 2: go on air and explain immediately.

885
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 6: We're gonna play the hilarious audio for you.

886
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 2: Plus, I'm already calling it the most ridiculous fashion trend

887
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 2: of the entire year. It's already hit in January, and

888
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 2: I don't think there's anything that.

889
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 6: Could possibly beat it.

890
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:36,720
Speaker 2: I mean, sure Brook is gonna wear it eventually in studio,

891
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 2: but it's coming up in a brand new click shot.

892
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 2: We'll do it right now, Seattle Seahawks versus New England

893
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:51,280
Speaker 2: Patriots for the big game next Sunday. It is crazy,

894
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 2: but the even bigger shocker everybody's talking about the mystery

895
00:40:55,800 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 2: guest performing alongside Bad Bunny. They just revealed it seven

896
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:02,800
Speaker 2: times Grammy winner.

897
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:04,280
Speaker 4: TikTok Click Shot.

898
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 6: Oh never saw it coming.

899
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:11,400
Speaker 2: Where we discussed the biggest TikTok videos from the past week, it's.

900
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:12,360
Speaker 6: TikTok Click Shock.

901
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 3: Let's get right into it.

902
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 2: With your first TikTok click Shock from a meteorologist in Oklahoma.

903
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 6: Who's going viral right now.

904
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,319
Speaker 2: And if you haven't heard, there's been a lot of

905
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:25,279
Speaker 2: snow that's been happening in that area and all over

906
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:25,800
Speaker 2: the US.

907
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

908
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 2: This meteorologist went on Facebook and made a fun little

909
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 2: weather post asking everyone, Hey, can you guys please send

910
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:36,400
Speaker 2: me your measurements, and made the mistake of not including

911
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Speaker 2: the word snow anywhere.

912
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Speaker 3: In that sentience.

913
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:44,319
Speaker 2: Okay, so here's the audio of her dealing with the aftermath.

914
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:47,880
Speaker 4: Is your reports that you've been sending in keep those coming.

915
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 4: I made the mistake on Facebook. I asked for your measurements.

916
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 4: I met your snow measurements. Thank you for everybody sitting

917
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 4: in your reasurements.

918
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 2: But I do prefer how much show you have on

919
00:41:56,160 --> 00:42:00,360
Speaker 2: the ground.

920
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 1: Not your pants size. That was the most pg s.

921
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 2: The comments she received were widely ranging, but still humorous. Nonetheless,

922
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,279
Speaker 2: one said this feels like a two thousand and three

923
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 2: AOL chat room topic starter. Another road too cold to

924
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:17,840
Speaker 2: get an accurate measurement for you, but will.

925
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Speaker 6: Sends Yeah, that's good.

926
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,880
Speaker 2: Another said, Wow, just moved here, turned on the TV,

927
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 2: and this really is the show me state.

928
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:29,879
Speaker 6: And then somebody joked.

929
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:33,440
Speaker 2: Five eight or five foot ten, depending on which convenience

930
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 2: store I was at.

931
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 6: He's robbing stores.

932
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 1: I thought it was going to be a dating map

933
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:39,760
Speaker 1: for a second.

934
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 6: Who knows what he really meant.

935
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,839
Speaker 2: But she hasn't even opened her DMS yet to see

936
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:47,400
Speaker 2: what's in there.

937
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, probably safe. That's a TikTok click shot. Your next

938
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Speaker 6: TikTok click shot is from.

939
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 2: A viral video that's amassed seven point six million views.

940
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 2: An influencer by the name Caroline Vesana claims that she

941
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 2: has just broken the Internet by taking a new fashion trend.

942
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:07,840
Speaker 6: To a whole new level.

943
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,879
Speaker 2: Okay, and I'm gonna show you a picture of Caroline

944
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 2: wearing her new.

945
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 6: Quote box jeans. Box gean, have you seen these? Look

946
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:18,960
Speaker 6: at the photo?

947
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 2: How would you describe the pants that this woman has

948
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:22,719
Speaker 2: on right now?

949
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 1: So they're really big pants that have been starched so

950
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 1: that the top of it is literally a box. How

951
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:29,720
Speaker 1: are these days?

952
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 2: I would imagine there's some wiring inside the pants that

953
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:35,440
Speaker 2: holds them up so that they're rigid to stay like

954
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:36,319
Speaker 2: a box around her.

955
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 1: They're not comfy looking.

956
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, one never said comfy. Let's hear Caroline

957
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:43,960
Speaker 2: describe her look.

958
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:47,799
Speaker 11: So today I'm wearing these incredible box jeans that are

959
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 11: from Zenia Snader. My top is vintage by hself. My

960
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 11: shoes are Manila Blanik. My bag is a Fendi bag.

961
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 11: Yet my earings are Kenneth jay Lane and my Guss.

962
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:57,320
Speaker 11: They're from Kenny.

963
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 6: Thanks sounds super down to earth.

964
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 3: I like her.

965
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god, She's just name eight things that I

966
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:05,400
Speaker 1: are so expensive.

967
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:10,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, so box jeans probably easy the most ridiculous thing

968
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 2: on the Internet so far this year, and a lot

969
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 2: of people think it's just satire. But the top comment

970
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:18,880
Speaker 2: on this video says, box jeans inspired by SpongeBob.

971
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 5: You spongebobs are gonna come out.

972
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 1: Can happen anywhere.

973
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 6: But the big question everyone has is what do you

974
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:27,800
Speaker 6: do if it rains?

975
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 1: Nobody's wondering how she sits down.

976
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 3: That'd be a big problem too.

977
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 6: Caroline's response to the rain question, where's something else that day?

978
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 6: These jeans are playful, bold, and a total refresh. This

979
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:42,280
Speaker 6: is what makes life worth living.

980
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:46,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do look like waiters. If you get filled

981
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:47,720
Speaker 1: with water, you aren't gonna survive.

982
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 2: I give it two months before Brook rents a pair

983
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 2: of these and is wearing them into work.

984
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:53,360
Speaker 10: I do it.

985
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 1: Hold the doors open for her tubular genes just to

986
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 1: stand now ahead curve.

987
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 2: That was a TikTok, click shock. Let's go to your final.

988
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 4: TikTok click shock.

989
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 2: This is your good News story of the week because

990
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,800
Speaker 2: this clip is making the rounds online. It's about a

991
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 2: group of students from Louisa County High School in Virginia,

992
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 2: and they have an auto tech program there that teaches

993
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,880
Speaker 2: kids about car mechanics, and unlike any other high school

994
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 2: car classes, this program goes beyond just basic repairs because

995
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:29,600
Speaker 2: on average, the students who go there fix up five

996
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:34,720
Speaker 2: cars per year and then donate them to single mothers

997
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 2: in need.

998
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 5: That's awesome.

999
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:39,400
Speaker 1: Sorry, make me cry just that second.

1000
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 5: Dude, this is great. Look at the picture. Guys, look proud.

1001
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 6: They love showing the picture in studio.

1002
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 2: It'll be up on our instant stories at Broken Jeffrey,

1003
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 2: it is pretty awesome.

1004
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 1: Oh man, we need to hire them to fix all

1005
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 1: of Alexis's cars.

1006
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, but here's a clip of one of the students

1007
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:57,960
Speaker 2: and his teacher talking about the car program.

1008
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:00,840
Speaker 4: So they give tons of cars wait to single moms.

1009
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 3: The last one we did, we roll off the garage

1010
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:05,640
Speaker 3: door and like the moment of surprise, like you have

1011
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:06,719
Speaker 3: to be there to see it.

1012
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 7: That student's working on that car, and he's putting forth

1013
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 7: all that effort, but he doesn't know the emotion that's

1014
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 7: gonna come when he sees that Mom come in in tears.

1015
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:18,719
Speaker 4: Give us something that someone needs it.

1016
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:19,319
Speaker 9: She is good.

1017
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,319
Speaker 2: She does have to pay for the entire car and

1018
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:27,480
Speaker 2: the Texas No, it's.

1019
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:30,600
Speaker 3: You almost fifty thousand dollars.

1020
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:34,360
Speaker 2: But no, it's totally free, and almost every experience is

1021
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 2: a positive one. There wasn't one single Karen who scoffed

1022
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 2: and said she wanted to range rovers.

1023
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:44,239
Speaker 1: Ye, I mean you hope the kids do good work. Yeah,

1024
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 1: the single guard.

1025
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, both of my windshield wipers came flying off and

1026
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:55,480
Speaker 2: I lost BOS.

1027
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:57,000
Speaker 3: But you have to put in it.

1028
00:46:58,080 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 6: You get what you pay for.

1029
00:46:59,160 --> 00:46:59,399
Speaker 2: Mom.

1030
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 6: Those were your TikTok click shots.

1031
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 4: Stories of the day Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1032
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:18,720
Speaker 2: This song is about working on the railroad, and speaking

1033
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 2: of railroads, Brook's been running a train on our listeners

1034
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 2: all the living.

1035
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 1: It's not the way we do chuck.

1036
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 2: Chug, but one of our listeners has bravely stepped out

1037
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 2: onto the tracks.

1038
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 6: She's put one palm up and is shouting the.

1039
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 3: Train stops here, bukaroo.

1040
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 6: Oh wow.

1041
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:42,080
Speaker 2: Her name is Aaron Aaron, you are so so brave.

1042
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 2: What made you call into the show today?

1043
00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 6: Of all days?

1044
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 10: My daughter and I listen every morning when I take

1045
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 10: her to school, and one morning I just asked her,

1046
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:54,319
Speaker 10: was like, should I call and say yeah, I did?

1047
00:47:55,360 --> 00:48:01,880
Speaker 1: I want to hear your best all the book all but.

1048
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:01,239
Speaker 5: She's really good.

1049
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't have said he's not getting on

1050
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 1: that train.

1051
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:06,879
Speaker 7: You can call all aboard for the tree that's about

1052
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:07,399
Speaker 7: to run you over.

1053
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:09,280
Speaker 9: Yes, that's.

1054
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:12,400
Speaker 3: It was her daughter's idea.

1055
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 6: We're all on your side, Aaron.

1056
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 2: As Brook leaves the studio, you got thirty seconds to

1057
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:19,279
Speaker 2: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1058
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 2: you could say pass. But you have to beat Brooke

1059
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 2: outright if you want to win? Are you ready?

1060
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 10: All right? Ready?

1061
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 9: Good luck?

1062
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 6: Your time starts now.

1063
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 2: Ty Cobb and Honus Wagner were some of the first

1064
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:33,479
Speaker 2: inductees into What Sports Hall of Fame. All worker bees

1065
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:38,720
Speaker 2: are female? True or false? Oprah Winfree celebrates a birthday today.

1066
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:41,879
Speaker 2: Is she originally from Illinois, Tennessee or Mississippi?

1067
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 10: Mississippi?

1068
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 6: In the movie Wicked, what color is the Witch? Alphaba?

1069
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:53,440
Speaker 2: What is the past tense of the word teach Fortnite

1070
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:56,040
Speaker 2: has v bucks, But what's the currency called in roeblocks?

1071
00:48:57,840 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 6: What that was all?

1072
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 10: Ris? I have no idea what.

1073
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 8: You just said.

1074
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 2: No shame in not knowing anything about that. That's totally fine.

1075
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 2: Brooke is back in the studio. But fun fact about Aaron.

1076
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 2: She is from this area and she says she will

1077
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:17,239
Speaker 2: root for the Seahawks, but doesn't really follow the team.

1078
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:20,920
Speaker 6: Or enjoy the games at all. Can you confirm this story?

1079
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 6: Erin it says you're okay.

1080
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 10: I was really hoping this wasn't revealed. I feel like

1081
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 10: if we were talking about the Sounders here, I'm morph

1082
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 10: into a different person when I am watching the Sounders place.

1083
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:37,480
Speaker 10: So yeah, we're just talking about the wrong sport.

1084
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 1: Yes, I see, I see.

1085
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 6: What kind of person do you turn into when you're

1086
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:44,400
Speaker 6: watching the Sounders? I want to talk to that person loud?

1087
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:48,680
Speaker 10: Okay, yeah, I swear.

1088
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:53,359
Speaker 2: Wow, Yeah, yeah, you know as much as I want

1089
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:55,880
Speaker 2: to hear it, we do have to move on time.

1090
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:58,440
Speaker 6: We'll say that for the next time.

1091
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 2: That you're on the show, you can bring out that

1092
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 2: side of your persona.

1093
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:03,720
Speaker 6: But nowadays, Brooks turn Brook Are you ready?

1094
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 1: Yes?

1095
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 6: Your time starts now.

1096
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 2: Ty Cobb and Honus Wagner were some of the first

1097
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:12,360
Speaker 2: inductees into what Sports Hall of Fame? All worker bees

1098
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:15,960
Speaker 2: are female? True or false false. Oprah Winfrey celebrates a

1099
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:20,319
Speaker 2: birthday today. Is she originally from Illinois, Tennessee or Mississippi?

1100
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:22,319
Speaker 1: Mississippi?

1101
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 2: In the movie Wicked, what color is the witch alphaba green?

1102
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:31,320
Speaker 2: What is the past tense of the word teach? Fortnite

1103
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:33,840
Speaker 2: has v bucks? But what is the currency called in

1104
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 2: roadblocks bucks?

1105
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 3: Oh, this is going to be controversial.

1106
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 2: Let's head over to the scoreboard to see how you

1107
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:44,120
Speaker 2: bolted with Jose Why are you.

1108
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:46,279
Speaker 4: Not wearing pants?

1109
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:48,479
Speaker 3: Aaron?

1110
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:49,360
Speaker 5: You did great?

1111
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:54,000
Speaker 8: You got four krags and.

1112
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 3: Brook yes, amount of question, so we're even Stevens.

1113
00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 5: You got also for.

1114
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 6: No this game gg I'm sorry.

1115
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:07,640
Speaker 2: Ty does go to the house on these errands, So

1116
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,799
Speaker 2: you can blame your daughter for making you call in.

1117
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:11,640
Speaker 6: Let's go the answers for everybody.

1118
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 2: Ty Cobb and Onis Wagner for some of the first

1119
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:17,319
Speaker 2: inductees into the Baseball Hall of Fame. They were in

1120
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 2: the inaugural class inducted on this day in nineteen thirty six.

1121
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 5: Those guys are.

1122
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 3: Awesome because they were like literally smoking cigarettes on the mounds.

1123
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 3: So cool.

1124
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:30,520
Speaker 2: Worker bees are all female, that's true. Wow, sterile females

1125
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:33,839
Speaker 2: are workers. Males are only there for one thing, and

1126
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:36,040
Speaker 2: one thing, all for our bodies.

1127
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 3: That's right.

1128
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:40,439
Speaker 2: Oprah Winfrey celebrates a birthday today. She's originally from Mississippi.

1129
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:43,960
Speaker 2: She turns seventy two. In the movie Wicked, Alphaba is

1130
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,800
Speaker 2: colored green. The past tense of teach is taught. Fortnite

1131
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:51,120
Speaker 2: uses v bucks in the game Rowblocks. The currency is

1132
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:52,319
Speaker 2: called roebucks.

1133
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:55,879
Speaker 1: So yeah, brought that game in my house.

1134
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:56,279
Speaker 9: Good.

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00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 3: To be honest, you shouldn't not good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So I'm sorry, Aaron, it was not enough to

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Speaker 2: be brooked today. But just for playing, we are gonna

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Speaker 2: give you a fifty dollars gift card to Gray's Craze.

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00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 2: Gray's Crazed opens its fourth Washington location in Tacoma. Celebrate

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Speaker 2: everything with made to order charcouterie boards featuring handcrafted arrangements

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00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:19,319
Speaker 2: of meats, cheeses, breads, fruits, veggie sweets, and more. Order

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Speaker 2: for pickup, catering or delivery at Grayscraze dot com.

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Speaker 6: All right, well.

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00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:25,800
Speaker 2: We can't wait for you to come back on the

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Speaker 2: show and play again soon. We're gonna do wind Brooks

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Speaker 2: Bucks same time tomorrow, Brook

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Speaker 4: And Jeffrey in the morning.