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Speaker 1: The Nika Podcast. Here's Niki. Oh you would think it

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Speaker 1: was Nikki. Hi, I'm Nikki Glazer. Thank you so much

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Speaker 1: for listening to the podcast. We have so many things

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Speaker 1: to go over. Why I love meat and what it

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Speaker 1: does for my body? Oh you know what I love

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Speaker 1: about me? I'll tell you what it is. Here's my

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Speaker 1: top three things. I want an ancestral diet. Ancestral ancestral diet. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's I just do ten different things and I get

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Speaker 1: that perfect lean body that everyone should do. And kill

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Speaker 1: a cow and live your life prosper shooting, shoot it

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Speaker 1: with an a K forty seven, do whatever you want.

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Speaker 1: I love it. Don't do therapy. It's for losers. That's

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Speaker 1: what I believe. That's who I am. So thank you

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Speaker 1: so much. It's here's a book by Dave Truck. It's

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Speaker 1: about for you. If you killed the cows. Wait, who's

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Speaker 1: eating a cow and not killing it? No one doing that?

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Speaker 1: No one? She means if you actually butchered, not with

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Speaker 1: these little hands. What am I going to choke at

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Speaker 1: the death? Can you imagine strangling getting on top of

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Speaker 1: a cow and just no, no, no, you would just

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Speaker 1: rather just be killed in a compound Noah, how are

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Speaker 1: you doing? Noah, Noah's in Arizona, Chris Confy's here in St. Louis,

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Speaker 1: and Nicki's here in St. Louis. Now he told me

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Speaker 1: about their animal death last night. Oh yeah, oh is

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Speaker 1: it the dog slash coyote? Wait? What wolf? Wait? Is

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Speaker 1: this a news story or is this something some idiot

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Speaker 1: do you do? You follow Instagram like murder? Yeah, things dying? No,

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Speaker 1: I can't follow that stuff. It's too negative. But it's

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Speaker 1: it's a story that's been all over the news. The

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Speaker 1: coyote way, what were you saying? There's a coyote like

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Speaker 1: problem in Los Angeles and the coyotes will like go

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Speaker 1: will get in the house and do some damage. It's

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Speaker 1: it's bad. It's really ugly. But yeah, Nicki and I

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Speaker 1: were to start a podcasting there that does sounds that

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Speaker 1: does sound damaging. Nicky and I watched started rewatching Fleabag

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Speaker 1: last night. Ah, yeah, it's awesome. It's I mean it is,

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Speaker 1: it is really awesome. I can see you as a

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Speaker 1: hot priest. Honestly, we could beat them. We actually haven't

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Speaker 1: talked about Halloween in any way, shape or form, but

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Speaker 1: Nicky's gonna be gone for most of it. I have

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Speaker 1: never been more turned on than that priest storyline. You've

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Speaker 1: know yet we were talking about that pre storyline, like

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Speaker 1: I didn't realize it takes a long time to get

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Speaker 1: to the priest, and that's when the show really becomes

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Speaker 1: the best, like one the best television comedies of all time.

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Speaker 1: It takes a little bit to get there, and you

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Speaker 1: don't really remember that. But we've we've been sort of

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Speaker 1: like when does priests show up? Well, you need him

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Speaker 1: to balance her because she's such an unlikable character. You

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Speaker 1: need God, you need Jesus Christ for someone to like

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Speaker 1: a woman with an opinion. Second, yes, he shows up

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Speaker 1: in the second season, but you don't realize that, like

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Speaker 1: how important and crucial he is for it, you know,

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Speaker 1: for for Fleaback to be one of the best shows

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Speaker 1: of all time. So on the radio show that I do,

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Speaker 1: we talked about Rolling Stone just came out with the

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Speaker 1: list of the top hundred TV shows of all time,

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Speaker 1: and we had to guess which ones we thought were

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Speaker 1: Can I try all time? Yeah, you can try, and

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Speaker 1: I'll remember most of them. Cheers Cheers is in there.

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Speaker 1: I think it was number Seinfeld Seld Welcome Home in

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Speaker 1: the Keith Glazer was just the first was number eleven. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: mash Mash was I think like for Golden Girls, they

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Speaker 1: He's just like, how can I do the less work

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Speaker 1: it for you, Like I came here for you. How

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Speaker 1: much TV? The people in my life watch TV is awesome?

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Speaker 1: What are you reading books in your in your students

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Speaker 1: The second season of Fleabag really is one of the

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Speaker 1: greatest things that that I've ever seen in television and

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to get So we're on probably episode

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Speaker 1: four or five of season one? Are you doing quality

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Speaker 1: over quantity? Though? Because there's only two seasons? Do you

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Speaker 1: think it doesn't matter? It's about moments and about it.

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Speaker 1: now because it's like that that you know, like you

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Speaker 1: like how does it does it stick around for a while?

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Speaker 1: Like do you want to see it again? I mean,

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Speaker 1: you guys went show? I could even thirty Rock and

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Speaker 1: like always on TPS and you get on no matter

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Speaker 1: hard for Nikki to interject. Oh yeah, By the way,

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Speaker 1: Nikki got vocal chord surgery. If you're if you'd never

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Speaker 1: Nicki Glazer, I FU the robot and we had a kid,

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Speaker 1: Nikki got vocal cort surgery. She hasn't been able to

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Speaker 1: speak for three weeks. Uh. We're all betting on that

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Speaker 1: betting or hoping. I don't know. I bet the over.

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Speaker 1: we should do that with our with our listeners out there.

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Speaker 1: When can Nicky talk again? And if you win, use

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Speaker 1: Vemo me forty eight dollars. Know what's your favorite TV show?

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Speaker 1: Like when about sex, pistols or something something hardcore And

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Speaker 1: always take the under with Chris's short choking. It would

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Speaker 1: have worked great. It would have worked great. How tall

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Speaker 1: you guys have to google Simon cowl shoes. He wears

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Speaker 1: you take your bra off, you take your spanks off,

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Speaker 1: as in that one episode of I Love Lucy where

426
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Speaker 1: she and Ethel are working on an assembly line and

427
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:27,160
Speaker 1: I just have to let really hilarious quips go because

428
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,800
Speaker 1: they will not work anymore, and the perfect moment passed.

429
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,880
Speaker 1: She's stuck in her mouth and I remember, if people

430
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,399
Speaker 1: haven't seen that I Love Lucy seen, it's kind of

431
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:39,520
Speaker 1: the iconic I Love Lucy moment, and it's something worth

432
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,760
Speaker 1: looking up. But it's basically you'd say like I Love

433
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 1: Lucy Chocolate factory or something, or she's like running out

434
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:48,120
Speaker 1: of time and it's getting faster and faster and she's

435
00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:53,040
Speaker 1: trying to cot five best show of all time. Baby.

436
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:57,360
Speaker 1: I love this voice that you're doing because it's like

437
00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:00,879
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm at like a Planetarium where or

438
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 1: like you know, uh, I went to the aquarie recently

439
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:09,280
Speaker 1: any m you know, and it's like, you know, it's

440
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:14,400
Speaker 1: telling me the story of the lobster or whatever. Yeah,

441
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 1: I think so. I think so. I want to learn

442
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:20,120
Speaker 1: more from you, like if you taught me. He's more

443
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:24,080
Speaker 1: trapped to you as well. I am watching this show

444
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:27,920
Speaker 1: all about Wrexham. Have you seen that with Wrexham? Yeah,

445
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:32,159
Speaker 1: with Ryan Reynolds. Damn near killed him. Man, thank you, No,

446
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to everybody else to that. Ryan Reynolds and

447
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 1: Rob mccaheny bought a soccer team. It's decent. I don't know.

448
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:46,600
Speaker 1: It actually makes me not like them more. Yeah, it's

449
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 1: like a doctor series. Here's something that I feel very

450
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:54,159
Speaker 1: very strongly about. Like Hailey Bieber was on the was

451
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:57,440
Speaker 1: on some podcast talking about this was a new story

452
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:00,560
Speaker 1: today or last night or something kind of getting into

453
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 1: a little bit of their like personal lives and like

454
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:07,720
Speaker 1: you know what they do, intimate moments and things like that.

455
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,119
Speaker 1: All of these, all of these people that are like

456
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,719
Speaker 1: pop stars, singers, they all need to go. They need

457
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,000
Speaker 1: to get to a certain level and then become Rihanna,

458
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:20,640
Speaker 1: Beyonce Taylor and and be very like, do not give

459
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:26,879
Speaker 1: people too much disappear Because Beyonce right now, we think

460
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:31,679
Speaker 1: of her as this like ethereal otherworldly, like she might

461
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 1: as well be like this like God from another planet

462
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 1: right now, because we don't know anything about her, you know,

463
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 1: we only know what she gives us in those documentaries

464
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:42,199
Speaker 1: about it. She's like, I work so hard, you know,

465
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,439
Speaker 1: and so we don't know much about her. And even Rihanna,

466
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:46,960
Speaker 1: she went kind of dark on social media, but she

467
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 1: used to be a menace out there, like talking trash

468
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,720
Speaker 1: and being hilarious. They shut all that stuff out to

469
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 1: be like these kind of ethereal human beings who we

470
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:01,119
Speaker 1: can almost like godlike. And the more we get like,

471
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:04,479
Speaker 1: I don't we should know about too much about Bieber,

472
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:08,199
Speaker 1: like Bieber should be playing justin Bieber, like what did

473
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:12,200
Speaker 1: she give up? Just needs to say something I will

474
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:15,920
Speaker 1: never be able to do that. My whole celebrity is

475
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 1: based on over sharing. Your talent has to be something

476
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,879
Speaker 1: other than talking about your personal life. Yeah, well I'm

477
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:27,199
Speaker 1: talking about musicians. I'm talking about like Rihanna. Do you

478
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,159
Speaker 1: think it was Rihanna and Beyonce who made that choice

479
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 1: or was it their team that told them, Hey, this

480
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:36,359
Speaker 1: is probably good for your professor of both. Probably a

481
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 1: bunch of that. But Rihanna or Beyonce was on a

482
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:42,879
Speaker 1: episode of What's the aston Ashton Kutcher Show that was

483
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:46,480
Speaker 1: like his first show punked, Yeah, that show, and she

484
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,240
Speaker 1: did because she didn't come off looking great. You know,

485
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 1: some people come off and they look great, and she

486
00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 1: just looked, you know, confused and just not not who

487
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,360
Speaker 1: we know Beyonce to be right now. And I think

488
00:26:57,359 --> 00:26:59,879
Speaker 1: at that moment, I have no idea. They shut some

489
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,480
Speaker 1: He was like, we're shutting this down, and and she's

490
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:06,920
Speaker 1: becoming something else, like something that people can't like wrap

491
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 1: their heads around. And now she's I mean, she's the

492
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 1: biggest thing on the planet. You can't do anything. I Mean,

493
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,680
Speaker 1: the only thing we know about Beyonce that's like personal

494
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 1: that necessarily wouldn't be out there is that jay Z

495
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 1: cheated on her, and that was through a song highly curated,

496
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:23,360
Speaker 1: highly curated. All these things are some of the funniest

497
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 1: claps on tweets in the post and then she shut

498
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 1: it down. Did you see the cr It will be

499
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 1: sure to read some of them when I can use

500
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 1: my voice again. Can I paraphrase the setting into now,

501
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm years ago. This was probably like twelve

502
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:42,200
Speaker 1: years ago or something, or maybe like ten years ago. Um,

503
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:45,159
Speaker 1: but cr said, oh, Nicky's pulling upisode. I don't have

504
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:48,399
Speaker 1: to trust me, Rihanna. You don't want to see me

505
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 1: on or off the stage. And Rihanna clapped back, good

506
00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 1: luck with book in that stage you speak, Oh yeah,

507
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:06,439
Speaker 1: I know what likes it. I mean, look, but then

508
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 1: there's the other thing though, like Cardi b leans into

509
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 1: that and it makes her a multi multimillionaire because she goes,

510
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:15,159
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put it all that's so raw, you're not

511
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 1: even gonna believe. But Cardi b is that is not

512
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 1: at that point in in her career right now, like

513
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 1: she could shut it down. She like Lady Gaga, you know,

514
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 1: shut certain things down, like you have to get to

515
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:30,479
Speaker 1: a certain level and then coasts. Yeah, but biebers at

516
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,159
Speaker 1: that level. So the fact that that that Haley's out

517
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 1: there she threesome okay, So first of all, it was

518
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 1: like such an innocent um sharing of information. She said

519
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 1: that the two of them are not interested in threesomes,

520
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 1: that you know, they it's just not something for their relationship.

521
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 1: She said that her favorite position is doggie, but she

522
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 1: likes to switch it up here and there. And then

523
00:28:55,200 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 1: she addressed the whole Selena Gomez accusation or not that

524
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,800
Speaker 1: Selena Gomez accused her. I don't know the story exactly,

525
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 1: but the rumors were that Hailey cheated what was the

526
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 1: mistress of Justin Bieber while he was with Selena Gomez

527
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 1: and she denied it. I need to move on. I

528
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 1: can't contribute to this at the speed and volume that

529
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 1: I want and I feel insane. Okay, Mr Belding, what

530
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 1: do you Okay? I get the next question? What do

531
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 1: you miss? New hobbies have you gotten into with the

532
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 1: time off from the road and the pot over the

533
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 1: past three weeks? New hobbies? Uh? I don't know. I've

534
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 1: lived such a boring life that all I'm doing is

535
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 1: he's freaking f forty five classes. I'm absolutely obsessed. If

536
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,880
Speaker 1: I think I'm addicted, I think I've done fourteen days

537
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:48,240
Speaker 1: in a row. Uh. I feel like it's a positive addiction. Still,

538
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 1: I can't wait to get my affliction shirt once I

539
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 1: get jacked enough to. I don't know, like I don't

540
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 1: really have that many friends here, so it's like a

541
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 1: sense of community like, I go there just to be

542
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 1: around people, so I'm not alone. Uh, it sounds sad.

543
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 1: It's like my best friends are just like and so like.

544
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean it's just a way for

545
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 1: me to like communicate with people and just feel like

546
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 1: I'm part of something. And I mean that's really what

547
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 1: I've been doing. That and just picking up mangoes ship.

548
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 1: I never realized how big cat shit is until you

549
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 1: own a cat and it takes up My apartment is

550
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:33,200
Speaker 1: not big enough for how big his should he takes Yeah,

551
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: does it make the whole place smell like litter box?

552
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 1: I'm we're pretty good about cleaning it. I think your

553
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 1: nose because I think you become like nose blind. He does,

554
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,239
Speaker 1: he does. I want to teach him to freaking use

555
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 1: the shitter like that cat in uh that meets meet

556
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 1: the parents. That would be fantastic. Someone told me they

557
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 1: had a cat with disposable thumbs that can open jars.

558
00:30:56,560 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 1: Supposable supposable? What is it opposable? No, you got rid

559
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 1: of him. You have the option to you know these words?

560
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 1: Can we stop with all of these different ones? I

561
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 1: mean forty different things? Why? You know, like a Chinese

562
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 1: symbol can mean like disposable, should be opposable, all the

563
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 1: bulls And what would you do if you had to

564
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 1: type what you say? I should We should hand this

565
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 1: to Andrew a little bit and see what happens. You

566
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 1: ever do spell check in the word it doesn't know?

567
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 1: It doesn't come up. Yeah, that is just that is horrible. Yes,

568
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 1: I had that today. What word ancestry? Diarrhea always gets me.

569
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: I know it's like people say it a lot, but

570
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 1: I just I never Wednesday we get to it. I

571
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 1: will tell you, Oh, I can't spell jewelry no matter

572
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 1: how hard, I always spell jewelry wrong. That is a

573
00:31:56,680 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 1: tough one. What is it? J E W E l R?

574
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 1: Why you feel like there should be more at the

575
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: end there? Maybe that's what the problem is. Less. Yeah,

576
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 1: we did have becaunce. So many people pronounced it jewelry,

577
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 1: but it's jewelry. Oh, it is jewelry. So I don't.

578
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 1: I haven't picked up any hobbies. I've been playing golf less. Well,

579
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 1: if I had a question for you. One one day

580
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 1: while we were out, I noticed that on Instagram you

581
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 1: had posted something about jiu jitsu places in I was wondering,

582
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,560
Speaker 1: I just wanted more friends. There's a bunch of good

583
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 1: gyms there are there are, and you know, I'm worried

584
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 1: I'll get hurt. Like that's my biggest worry is that

585
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 1: I'll do one of jiu jitsu, some guy will put

586
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:45,760
Speaker 1: me in an arm bar. I'll be too meat heady.

587
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 1: Instead of just tapping, I'll try to like do the

588
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 1: next thing. I know I he ripped my arm off,

589
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 1: and I'm like, well, I still got my ego. I'm

590
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 1: just worried about you learn. You learn who you're rolling with,

591
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 1: and then you you like learn where their limits are

592
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 1: and if their meat heads and then the eyes that

593
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: are like too intense, you just don't roll with them anymore.

594
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 1: Have you done us before? Is it Gracie in UH

595
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 1: in New York on thirty seconds uh? One time and

596
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 1: day I hurt my calf and then so now I

597
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 1: don't do any exercises that will possibly hurt me. That's

598
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 1: my new thing is I stay within this parameter of

599
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 1: my old body, and I will keep getting better as

600
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 1: long as I don't hurt myself. Yeah, if I pull it,

601
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 1: if I help you move your fucking heavy bed and

602
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 1: I pull my back instead of lifting exactly like the

603
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 1: way I want to lift. I don't know. I mean, no,

604
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 1: you do jiu jitsu all the time. You went to

605
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 1: a tournament recently. Now it's jujitsu getting too big for

606
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 1: you where it's not punk rock anymore. I feel like

607
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 1: you like you like a band like Suicide Brains or

608
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:54,239
Speaker 1: like Texas Toast, I don't know, whatever the bands you like.

609
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 1: You took two great bands, you took bad brands and

610
00:33:57,040 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 1: suicidal tendencies, and you called my mom very well. But

611
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 1: jiu jitsu if they got too big, would you not

612
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 1: like it anymore? Like? Because it is growing like crazy,

613
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 1: it is growing. Tom Hardy just got a lot of

614
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 1: attention put on it because he won a bunch of tournaments.

615
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,319
Speaker 1: But I don't think it's a bad thing. I think

616
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 1: jiu jitsu is such a positive thing, and I think

617
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 1: if more people have it in their life, we would

618
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:23,439
Speaker 1: have such a better place. People would be in such

619
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 1: good moods and stuff. It's not that one time he

620
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:32,239
Speaker 1: is ago, one time he is a one time is

621
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:37,400
Speaker 1: the remix. It is the remix. No, I agree with you.

622
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,799
Speaker 1: But if everybody knew jiu jitsu, you would people would

623
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 1: walk around with a little bit more humility because everybody

624
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 1: would know, like, hey, we all speak the same sort

625
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 1: of language. And it isn't like a like an aggressive thing.

626
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 1: It's kind of like a bit of like it's like chess,

627
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 1: and it's like art as much as it is like, well,

628
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,879
Speaker 1: it's a martial art, you know, but it's there's there's

629
00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:00,720
Speaker 1: an artistic side of it, and it isn't full leave violent,

630
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 1: you know, there's like it's like half violent. My older

631
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: brother is addicted, like yeah, it's awesome, like roll for

632
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 1: like four hours like crazy. It's I don't know. I

633
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 1: feel like it's one of those sports that if you

634
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,879
Speaker 1: get into it, you're so into it you stopped picking

635
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:17,279
Speaker 1: up your kids from school. Yeah, it's great sport, like

636
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 1: eighteen subjects ago. But one time, years ago, Chris injured

637
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 1: his shoulder or back helping move this dumb craigslist shelf

638
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:27,840
Speaker 1: and I have always felt bad about that and I

639
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:31,319
Speaker 1: had to stop, had to stop like training and stuff. Yeah,

640
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 1: that's Tom Brady are having trouble. She wanted him to

641
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 1: move some big dress her shelf that Nikki doesn't even

642
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 1: have anymore. Wow. How funny would it be though? If

643
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 1: you're in a tournament and it's like whatever, and then

644
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 1: you look over and it's Tom Hardy or like you're

645
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 1: about to wrestle Tom Cruise, Like do you think it

646
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,359
Speaker 1: would be it would be harder to beat the ship

647
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 1: out of like an actor who isn't even real to you.

648
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm trying to think the equivalent of like

649
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 1: everyone is jiu jitsu if you train and Chris, I'm

650
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:08,840
Speaker 1: sure that you also got this fos like it's a body.

651
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 1: You just get to train with different types of bodies.

652
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:14,840
Speaker 1: Every single body is worth something because it's different and

653
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 1: you learn how to deal with all the different versions

654
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:21,799
Speaker 1: of bodies. And when you're in there, like you're not.

655
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 1: I don't think those I don't think anybody who's doing

656
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 1: jiu jitsu is in there thinking about, oh, this is

657
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 1: Tom Hardy while they're doing it, because once you start

658
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 1: doing it, you're you're competitive, Like what you do takes

659
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 1: over and like the feeling of of like, you know,

660
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,360
Speaker 1: his our moves this way, then I've got to go

661
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 1: do this. So all of that stuff sort of dissipates.

662
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 1: But Tom Hardy and Tom Cruise are intense guys. Did

663
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 1: you see that Tom Hardy movie with the wrestler. I

664
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:55,239
Speaker 1: think it was like the Fighter Warrior. It was from

665
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,919
Speaker 1: the wrestler guy anything. But anyways, yeah, yeah I did.

666
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 1: It wasn't crazy. Did you see that movie? Juu Jitsu

667
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 1: sounds spiritual? I would say that it is. Really you

668
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 1: would love it. I think so too. You should come

669
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 1: do it sometimes I would do it. I'm down her hair,

670
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 1: you can tie it up. It could be managed. I

671
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 1: can help you with that. It's it's definitely worth at

672
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:29,279
Speaker 1: least even just to try. And only like ten of

673
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 1: the moves are hair pulls. There's no hair pulls. Okay,

674
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 1: can I can I answer my question? I have a

675
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 1: burning question for Nikki? All right, I wanna. I think

676
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 1: I'll combine these two. Are you allowed to have Starbucks?

677
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 1: And um does it hurt to swallow? Good? Questions? Is

678
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 1: that just for Starbucks or anything? Well? I can do Starbucks,

679
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 1: but I have to do Decalf now, So it was

680
00:37:54,560 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 1: an adjustment. You're caffeine in Decalf, but so much less.

681
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,840
Speaker 1: I got terrible headaches at first, and I think I

682
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 1: still suffer the withdrawal effects of lethargy and depression. I

683
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 1: am glad to be off caffeine, though not totally but

684
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:17,920
Speaker 1: mostly do you think you'll go right back to caffeinated

685
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:23,239
Speaker 1: coffee that the moment? Now? Does it hurt to swallow? No?

686
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:25,880
Speaker 1: The only pain I ever felt was in the five

687
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 1: or so days after. The pain was from the instruments

688
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,840
Speaker 1: that were used to keep my mouth open resting against

689
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 1: my tongue and throat during the procedure, so they bruised me.

690
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 1: It felt like I had strapped throat for those first days,

691
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 1: but I just took tunnel and it was fine. Vocal

692
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 1: cords themselves do not have nerves, so there is no

693
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:47,960
Speaker 1: pain where the cutting and lazing took place. This to

694
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 1: see what he showed us the surgery the next day,

695
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 1: and he's in there with the tiniest like knife, the

696
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,320
Speaker 1: cutting things, and he's just cutting. He's just like cutting

697
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 1: a crucial part part of Nikki's body, like the kind

698
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 1: of the most crucial part of her career. And I

699
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:12,719
Speaker 1: thought you were going to point lower, but the uh yeah,

700
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 1: it's literally like playing remember that game Operation where if

701
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:19,239
Speaker 1: you touch the metal side. I fucking sucked at that game.

702
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 1: Now imagine doing this gets sued. Every single time. You

703
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 1: will get sued out your ass from malpractice. The might win,

704
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 1: but I don't know, Chris, were you nervous, like now

705
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:35,279
Speaker 1: that the surgery has passed, was were you kind of

706
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 1: nervous about it? No? I was never. I was never nervous.

707
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 1: I was just sort of worried about Nikki and like

708
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 1: the emotional effects that I thought we're going to like

709
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,279
Speaker 1: take hold. But I think these last three weeks, I

710
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 1: mean I don't think they've been easy, and I don't

711
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,439
Speaker 1: think I think there's been like, you know, emotional times

712
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 1: for Nikki for sure where things have been hard. But

713
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 1: I think you've handled it much better than I thought, um,

714
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,919
Speaker 1: because I just thought this was going to be so

715
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,360
Speaker 1: difficult to not be able to communicate and to struggle

716
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 1: to communicate and when people don't, you know, like how

717
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,880
Speaker 1: frustrated are you know, or Andrew when people don't understand you,

718
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:11,399
Speaker 1: even when you're just like talking like normal, When somebody

719
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,759
Speaker 1: doesn't understand you, it's like you're like something wrong with me,

720
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:16,920
Speaker 1: something wrong with them? Like to not be able to

721
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:19,319
Speaker 1: communicate is really difficult. And she's I think she's done

722
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 1: a great job. But now I wasn't nervous because this doctor,

723
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,799
Speaker 1: you know, he's the best in the world. You know,

724
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 1: he's and you're just like, Okay, cool, he's gonna get

725
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,439
Speaker 1: he's gonna get this thing done. So I was never

726
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,440
Speaker 1: I was never really nervous about it. And even when

727
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 1: I went in that first day for like the like

728
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,480
Speaker 1: he put the instrument down her throat, we saw what

729
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:40,799
Speaker 1: was happening where he was going. It was gross, but

730
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,400
Speaker 1: I wasn't nervous. Does he have different actors and stuff

731
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 1: on the wall, different things to do in the back

732
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 1: of the throat? Speaking of that, um, I have a

733
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 1: question for Nikki when having sex, what noises our gestures

734
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:00,080
Speaker 1: do you do to let Chris know it's going and

735
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 1: swell and has had change? And do you pick up

736
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 1: on these gestures Chris? The second part of the question,

737
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:09,960
Speaker 1: I want to say that his office looks like a

738
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 1: planet Hollywood And then against hippo though, would it be

739
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 1: against hippo? Yeah, I mean I think it's different when

740
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 1: it comes to celebrities, but they're they're everywhere. Do you

741
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 1: feel like you're just and these they give him the

742
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 1: head shots. There was just a story about fifty cent.

743
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys saw it. He's suing

744
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 1: um uh, a plastic surgeon because she was using a

745
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 1: fan photo she took with him on advertisements for penis enlargements,

746
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 1: and he doesn't want to be associated with that, so

747
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:48,120
Speaker 1: that that would be that would yeah, that would be hippo,

748
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 1: that would be problem, you know. Or Lacker, I think

749
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 1: has the same sort of thing. There's there's ads all

750
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:57,279
Speaker 1: over Chicago about hair replacement and Brian Urlacker, I guess,

751
00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:00,200
Speaker 1: has like a full head of hair now, and they're

752
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:02,399
Speaker 1: implying that they're the ones that gave him his hair back,

753
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:04,279
Speaker 1: but I don't know that they are. I think he's

754
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 1: involved in it. I think something where he's making money

755
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,759
Speaker 1: off of it. Pretty sure. I thought I saw either

756
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 1: I saw something or somebody was like, oh yeah, her

757
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 1: lacquer is furious about these Glaze wants to talk. And

758
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 1: as far as your sex question goes, andrew thumbs up

759
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 1: goes a long way. Although I am not going to

760
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 1: say where I put those thumbs up. Sex has been

761
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 1: as good as ever, although I can't involve my throat anymore,

762
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 1: either vocally or physically. But I think the most rewarding

763
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,359
Speaker 1: part of silent sex is that now my voice gets

764
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 1: to match what I do physically in bed. Nothing I

765
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 1: actually do miss being able to just be sweet things

766
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 1: to him in general, not just in bed. I came

767
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 1: up with a sign language thing that I made up,

768
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:51,720
Speaker 1: which means I love you. Ironically, he hates it. Here's

769
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 1: what it is. Now, No, I'm not doing it. Oh

770
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:01,799
Speaker 1: she's so it's a it's a weird thing. Yeah, it's

771
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 1: some kind of jerk jerking off motion with the thumb, which, yeah,

772
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 1: it felt very lovely. It felt because I started with

773
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 1: a thing like is everything good bad? Is everything okay?

774
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 1: Then she don't. I don't. I hate it. I hate it.

775
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 1: I don't know why you would seem yeah, I mean not.

776
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,480
Speaker 1: I didn't know about this caffeine thing. I mean, I

777
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:28,319
Speaker 1: we all know Nikki very well. I mean I know

778
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,760
Speaker 1: this isn't a question that we had prepared, but I didn't.

779
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 1: To find that out blows my mind. Like it was

780
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:37,680
Speaker 1: more than not talking to giving up caffeine. I would

781
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:41,239
Speaker 1: feel like you'd be going through withdrawals like crazy, Like

782
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:44,280
Speaker 1: would you wouldn't you'd have what four or five a day? Seriously,

783
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:48,719
Speaker 1: so brutal, dude, I mean, it's a drug. No one

784
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:51,839
Speaker 1: drinks more coffee than Nikki. I really like pretty much

785
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 1: out there. And the fact that you had to quit

786
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 1: that cold turkey? Did you know that going in? No? Right?

787
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:59,360
Speaker 1: Holy she said something on the Friday or the Thursday

788
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 1: before the circa. My god, I'm surprised you lethargy and

789
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 1: just so much depression. Yeah, I mean you rely on coffee.

790
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 1: I mean Starbucks is going to take a hit. I'd

791
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:17,359
Speaker 1: started Caffeine is a brutal drug. Yeah. Um. Seeing Dave

792
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 1: Matthews and not being able to sing aloud, do you

793
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 1: think most concerts no one should be allowed to speak

794
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:26,360
Speaker 1: or sing? Should everyone lip sync so you could actually

795
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 1: hear the guy that you paid a hundred dollars to see.

796
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:32,840
Speaker 1: Death to all sing alongs? I love singing at concerts

797
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:36,799
Speaker 1: when the band encourages you to do so, like for

798
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 1: a couple of lines per song, every three songs or whatever.

799
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,440
Speaker 1: The first concert I went to where I could not

800
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 1: sing anything was Wilco and I felt a bit newted

801
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 1: in just having to live sync, and then Dave Matthews

802
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 1: I felt a little less so by the time Taylor

803
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,360
Speaker 1: Swift rolled around, I know that I can live sync

804
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,840
Speaker 1: without making any noise, and it is just as satisfying

805
00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 1: as singing. So yes, I think people need to try it.

806
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 1: If you are someone who sings at concerts during parts

807
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,719
Speaker 1: that everyone is not singing together, or at parts where

808
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:09,839
Speaker 1: the artist is not throwing the mic toward you, then

809
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 1: you have a personality disorder that should be examined by

810
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 1: a doctor. Yes, dude, I am so agreeing and agreeants

811
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,399
Speaker 1: with that, Like, there's nothing worse than when you want

812
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,839
Speaker 1: to hear I want to hear, Ellen, John, I want

813
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:25,439
Speaker 1: to hear Let me say that one more time. Yeah,

814
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:28,240
Speaker 1: go in there one more time. If you as someone

815
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 1: who sings at concerts during parts that everyone is not

816
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 1: singing together, or at parts where the artist is not

817
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:38,280
Speaker 1: throwing the mic toward you, then you have a personality

818
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 1: disorder that should be examined by a doctor. I love that.

819
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:44,840
Speaker 1: I mean, how many times have you been at a

820
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 1: concert and some drunk person is next to you and

821
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 1: they're just slabbern out tiny dancer and you're like, I

822
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 1: want I want to hear the words you know, and

823
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 1: all I'm hearing they should be executed on site. Yeah,

824
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 1: how shot? Now you probably want to do a shooting

825
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:04,319
Speaker 1: in front of all the people. It would be a

826
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 1: silent injection. How do you feel about that? Chris? Do

827
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,920
Speaker 1: you think that Hey, i'm here, I get it. The community,

828
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 1: everyone's singing together. There's something beautiful about the artist just

829
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 1: giving it up to the audience, being like you take

830
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 1: away this, of course, you know. I mean I think they.

831
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:19,919
Speaker 1: I think there are moments that are very clear where

832
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 1: everybody should be able to sing, and you know, moments

833
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 1: that people should not be singing. I think that those

834
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 1: most music fans understand those moments. But yeah, you're right,

835
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: there's always some drunk person that's doing something. You're like,

836
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 1: come on, every time I go to a concert, I

837
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:35,360
Speaker 1: don't know if you guys have this. There is somebody

838
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:38,920
Speaker 1: who becomes like the greatest enemy of my life, especially

839
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 1: in standing concerts. I'm standing here, and there's always somebody

840
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,759
Speaker 1: who's like rubbing up against you a little too much,

841
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:47,760
Speaker 1: or like doing something that is it isn't absolutely annoying

842
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:50,759
Speaker 1: and inappropriate, but the singing thing, like you know, if

843
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 1: it was Tiny Dancer and it's his last song or

844
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 1: the night, you know, it's anybody should should be able

845
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 1: to just sing at will sing the whole song. But

846
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 1: then there's those deep cuts where it's like, okay, we

847
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 1: don't need every single word out of you. You know,

848
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:05,799
Speaker 1: and then cours has come along. If you're like if if,

849
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:07,920
Speaker 1: if they do like three songs with their friends and

850
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 1: the choruses are really important to them, have at it.

851
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 1: This is coming from someone I'm saying many courses and

852
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,799
Speaker 1: it's been the highlight of my life of singing it

853
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 1: with buddies, you know, But people trying to prove that

854
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:21,799
Speaker 1: they know the songs, and that's inexcusable, dude. I was

855
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:25,359
Speaker 1: at a fish concert and the guy next to me

856
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 1: had a broken leg, a broken foot right, and if

857
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,880
Speaker 1: I got near his foot, he talked shipped to me,

858
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 1: and then if I went to my left, I was

859
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 1: in the hall of the stair I was in the

860
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,840
Speaker 1: stair well, and then the guy doing security was telling

861
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 1: me stayed to funk away from the stairs. So I

862
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:44,719
Speaker 1: was stuck between a broken foot and the stairs, and

863
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 1: I was losing my mind. And all I'm trying to

864
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 1: do is enjoy bouncing around the room. And I'm not

865
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 1: bouncing around the room because I had to stand like this, dude,

866
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:55,719
Speaker 1: But the guy was so It's funny when you go

867
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 1: to these concerts where you think everyone's gonna be chill,

868
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 1: and especially a fish show. You know, like everyone should

869
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 1: be on mushrooms. No, they were between a broken foot

870
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:10,080
Speaker 1: and stairs. Sounds like a fish lyric. It is very

871
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 1: clear when everyone should be singing, Andrew, you should never sing,

872
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 1: even if everyone else is singing. First of all, I've

873
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 1: been working on singing. Give me any song I could.

874
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:26,319
Speaker 1: I'll give it my all, my all, I'll give it

875
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 1: up to go to break. We have to go to break, baby,

876
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 1: I fucking moving to take it away. Now. I think

877
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 1: Andrews sounds like he's not in heaven. Wait, so what

878
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 1: is this? What is this segment? Andrew? It's called burning.

879
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 1: So we we did a segment when Bob Saga joined

880
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 1: us on the show very early on. Each one of

881
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:57,760
Speaker 1: us got to ask him a question, a burning question

882
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:00,360
Speaker 1: that we had for him. And now we honor him

883
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:03,400
Speaker 1: by just calling any kind of question segment burning questions

884
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 1: for Bob. No. I like that, but I also wanted

885
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 1: Andrew to struggle through explaining. It just makes it sound

886
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 1: like that Bob Sag gets talking to us from hell

887
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:15,080
Speaker 1: now and it just isn't really is that? And it

888
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:17,399
Speaker 1: looks he'd pray have fun down there, Yes it does,

889
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 1: and he would love it, Yes he would. Well. Speaking

890
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 1: of struggling. I have a burning question for Nikki. Go

891
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:29,239
Speaker 1: ahead there, noah, okay, So I was very curious if

892
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 1: Arlo and Poppy, your nephew and your niece, if they

893
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:36,799
Speaker 1: understand why you can't make sounds, and then um, if

894
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 1: you have come up with like a way to communicate

895
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 1: with them. They don't know exactly why, but they love

896
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 1: it and like me so much more because they are

897
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:48,120
Speaker 1: just interested in it. It is funny to them. Also,

898
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:51,479
Speaker 1: they started talking to me so much more. Oho keeps

899
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 1: saying I love you to me now, bob and over.

900
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:57,880
Speaker 1: It is acute and everything I ever wanted. The worst

901
00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:59,879
Speaker 1: part of being silent is not being able to talk

902
00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 1: to my dogs because they do not understand. You cannot

903
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:05,759
Speaker 1: explain it to them. They are so used to high

904
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 1: pitched voices and questions you do not realize how much

905
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 1: you talk to them throughout the day until you cannot anymore.

906
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 1: I have asked my parents to keep them through this

907
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:16,440
Speaker 1: time because it is just too weird and they are

908
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 1: just so confused and hurt by my silence. Talking high

909
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:24,439
Speaker 1: pitched is like a treat through a dog. Yeah yeah,

910
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 1: I mean it's interesting that of a treat for a boyfriend, Arla,

911
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 1: I like that you play hard to get with it,

912
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:35,239
Speaker 1: like he's like, I love you like I love you

913
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 1: Like the more silent you are, is it annoying? Not speaking?

914
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 1: Like is like what's defining you now? Like if someone

915
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 1: was born with one arm, they constantly have to answer

916
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 1: questions about it? What's the most annoying question do you have?

917
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 1: And like it's got to be annoying that this, this

918
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 1: is all you are now is a person that doesn't speak.

919
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 1: The most annoying thing is that people cover them out sometimes,

920
00:50:57,239 --> 00:50:59,359
Speaker 1: like speaking to me already before they knew I could

921
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:02,959
Speaker 1: not speak back was offensive. I feel bad every time

922
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 1: they seem to think that not only could I not speak,

923
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,759
Speaker 1: but that they should not speak to just out of solidarity.

924
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 1: I do not blame them, though, because it is really

925
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:13,440
Speaker 1: bizarre for a woman to approach your cash register and

926
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,359
Speaker 1: when you ask her if she found everything all right,

927
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 1: she shows you her phone and you have to read

928
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 1: some ship really quickly. It would be amazing now a

929
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 1: Karen moment when you can't say a word. There is

930
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 1: something confusing about somebody not being able to talk, and

931
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 1: you get it conflated with something with hearing as well,

932
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 1: because I still like, you know, I mentioned it last time,

933
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:38,640
Speaker 1: Like I just sometimes I just increase the value when

934
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 1: I'm talking to NICKI just there's something that is initially

935
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 1: confusing about it. And you know this, how often are

936
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 1: people confronted with this? It's you know, now, it's just

937
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:49,440
Speaker 1: not a normal handicap or one that we are familiar

938
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:51,440
Speaker 1: with now at all. What about you, guys, I mean,

939
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:54,840
Speaker 1: how is it? No, what's your experience with Nikki been? Like?

940
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:58,919
Speaker 1: Has it been a struggle? Has it been fine? Well?

941
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:02,239
Speaker 1: I keep wanting to, uh say, hey, if you want

942
00:52:02,239 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 1: to just get on the phone real quick, and then

943
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:08,759
Speaker 1: I have to stop myself called her before no, no,

944
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 1: no no, because I like consciously I'm like, oh, I

945
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:15,000
Speaker 1: can't call her. I'm also used to getting voice notes

946
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:16,759
Speaker 1: from Nikki, which I don't get and I kind of

947
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 1: miss I miss voice notes so much and dictating texts.

948
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 1: Courtney kept thinking you were mad at her, So Courtney

949
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:26,839
Speaker 1: from the radio show that I do. She was just like,

950
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:29,279
Speaker 1: I keep thinking Nicki's mad at He's like, just why

951
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:32,800
Speaker 1: won't you talk to me? Yeah? Voice notes? It allows

952
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:36,000
Speaker 1: like so many things obviously get lost in text. You

953
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:39,399
Speaker 1: don't know how a person is talking? How was their

954
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 1: vibe like over there? Usually I read it in the

955
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:44,840
Speaker 1: worst way possible, even if they're like if they just

956
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:49,600
Speaker 1: write okay, I hear okay, like okay, I hear everything

957
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:51,799
Speaker 1: as like a bully would say it to me. So

958
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 1: when you hear it in a voice note, it just

959
00:52:53,239 --> 00:53:00,479
Speaker 1: proves like, oh I was right, she is actually Yeah.

960
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:04,720
Speaker 1: If you're wondering what it is, yeah, it's way worse.

961
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 1: Um yeah, I don't know, man, it's um you Have

962
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:11,960
Speaker 1: you written more? Have you been more? Become a much

963
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:15,200
Speaker 1: specter writer in all of my girl group chats, I

964
00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:17,360
Speaker 1: can't be as funny without talking, so I've had to

965
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:21,880
Speaker 1: get much more creative with writing. That's good. Are you

966
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 1: writing more other things or just text better? What's that?

967
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:30,919
Speaker 1: Your fully answer for that one? Are you kidding me?

968
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:37,720
Speaker 1: Are some relationships like some relationships suffering more than others,

969
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:40,400
Speaker 1: Like obviously we're hanging out more because you're always in town.

970
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:42,960
Speaker 1: But I imagine some people who you are more used

971
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:46,040
Speaker 1: to talking to, or like stopping by or something like that,

972
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 1: you've just sort of or you don't want to talk.

973
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:50,840
Speaker 1: You realize I don't need to talk to this person,

974
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:57,040
Speaker 1: which is so sad. Yes, that's true. But most of

975
00:53:57,040 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 1: my relationships have on a text today on't affected. It's good. Well,

976
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:05,160
Speaker 1: speaking of relationships, Chris, I was wondering, now that Nikki

977
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:08,000
Speaker 1: is off of tour and you guys have your weekends

978
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:11,799
Speaker 1: together and kind of like this normal relationship flow, what

979
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:16,840
Speaker 1: have been some of your favorite dates. My favorite thing

980
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 1: that we've been doing consistently is there's this amazing park

981
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:23,799
Speaker 1: in St. Louis called Forest Park, and it's like, you know,

982
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 1: there's part of it that seems it's like a little

983
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:28,120
Speaker 1: bit up on a hill. Do you know what? You

984
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about? Is this your favorite? Yeah,

985
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:32,359
Speaker 1: it's not art hill, but it's just like it's they're

986
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 1: like soccer fields and they're they're kind of like maybe

987
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:37,680
Speaker 1: the highest point in the park. And you know, I've

988
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:40,520
Speaker 1: said this firm. I went to school in Colorado, I've

989
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:43,480
Speaker 1: lived on both coasts, and you know, I love I

990
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:46,200
Speaker 1: love a good sunset, and I've always said a Midwestern

991
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:50,120
Speaker 1: sunset is very underrated. There's just beautiful colors and you

992
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:52,360
Speaker 1: don't need a mountain, you don't need an ocean, you

993
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:54,480
Speaker 1: don't need like cool buildings in New York. Even though

994
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:57,760
Speaker 1: all of that stuff is amazing. A Midwestern sunset is amazing.

995
00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:00,920
Speaker 1: So Nikki and I pretty regular literally have gone to

996
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:04,440
Speaker 1: Forest Park play frisbee. Nick, you'll bring the dogs, will

997
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:12,080
Speaker 1: play frisbee. Do you ever feel the cool breeze of

998
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:15,759
Speaker 1: a Michigan sunrise? Tim? If you guys haven't heard Tim

999
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 1: Allen's Michigan Pure Michigan commercials, they're the most soothing things

1000
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:22,239
Speaker 1: that I know about in the world today. It is.

1001
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:25,480
Speaker 1: They're like serene and beautiful. I want to I want

1002
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:32,440
Speaker 1: to move to the Tim Allen Pure, commit pure. I

1003
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:34,560
Speaker 1: want my whole life to be I want to know

1004
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:36,719
Speaker 1: what kind of after the show. But I want to

1005
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 1: know where this place is because it sounds I've never

1006
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:40,960
Speaker 1: I don't think I've seen one sunset here even from

1007
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:43,279
Speaker 1: our building. I don't know. I I would think, do

1008
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:46,560
Speaker 1: not tell him no, because I look us over and

1009
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:49,120
Speaker 1: Brenna are up there. There's a couple that the dances

1010
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:53,239
Speaker 1: like yeah every single time in this pavilion nearby, And

1011
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 1: so that's right now general area. No, it's come on,

1012
00:55:57,560 --> 00:55:59,759
Speaker 1: give us your spot. No, it's actually in another park.

1013
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:04,200
Speaker 1: It's Lomer Sculpture Park. But NICKI do you agree like

1014
00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:06,839
Speaker 1: those those are some of the most I think those

1015
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:08,399
Speaker 1: are some of our most fun things. But we also

1016
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:10,360
Speaker 1: go to the same We've been talking. We had a

1017
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:12,120
Speaker 1: whole list of things that we're gonna do while Nicky

1018
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:14,920
Speaker 1: was in town, and one of them was like, oh,

1019
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:17,200
Speaker 1: we should go to all these different restaurants, and literally

1020
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:20,279
Speaker 1: we go to the same one four or five nights

1021
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:23,040
Speaker 1: a week. It's just we can't help it. It's called

1022
00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:26,359
Speaker 1: Rebel Kitchen. It's like in a parking garage basically, and

1023
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:30,040
Speaker 1: it's we go all the time and it's good stuff.

1024
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:32,640
Speaker 1: It's really it's yeah, man, it's it's good. We also

1025
00:56:32,719 --> 00:56:36,600
Speaker 1: we we went and did next year. It's behind it's

1026
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:38,680
Speaker 1: like a the Best. It's in like the alley behind

1027
00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:41,160
Speaker 1: Best right next to my Lee restaurant, which is great. Foe.

1028
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:44,600
Speaker 1: Actually it's yeah, I hear really good things. It's very solid.

1029
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:49,720
Speaker 1: We would like where killed him and Lee? Oh okay,

1030
00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:55,200
Speaker 1: ment warehouses right there too. I was brought Okay, we're

1031
00:56:55,239 --> 00:57:00,359
Speaker 1: having fun. So you haven't been more producular? Yep, oh

1032
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:05,160
Speaker 1: I had none. He got out. I mean, did you

1033
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:08,440
Speaker 1: feel like he was Did you listen to cerrial Chris No,

1034
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:10,400
Speaker 1: I wasn't involved in any of that. No, did you

1035
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:12,439
Speaker 1: listen to it at all? I did when it came out.

1036
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:15,560
Speaker 1: Did you think he was after hearing Siri? Did you

1037
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 1: were you like, he's got to get out. He's definitely innocent.

1038
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:21,439
Speaker 1: I don't think I felt that, but but I staid

1039
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 1: following the story, I thought they kind of painted him

1040
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:29,120
Speaker 1: as guilty guilty. Ish. I don't think they painted enough

1041
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:31,200
Speaker 1: of the story very guilty if you ask me, But

1042
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:35,680
Speaker 1: I do not know the new developments. However, even if

1043
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:39,120
Speaker 1: he was guilty, I think twenty three years is enough

1044
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:42,000
Speaker 1: to serve. Yeah, it's a seventeen year old boy that

1045
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:45,160
Speaker 1: killed someone. I don't think you should get life in

1046
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:49,480
Speaker 1: person like an inconclusive murder, for like a potential murder.

1047
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:53,160
Speaker 1: He was an eighteen seventeen. You can't even go to war.

1048
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:57,240
Speaker 1: You could kill a woman. Huh what she says he

1049
00:57:57,360 --> 00:58:02,520
Speaker 1: was eighteen, he was a teen. I mean, I don't

1050
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:10,600
Speaker 1: want to get but I know what what came out

1051
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:15,280
Speaker 1: is someone was threatening the girl's life who is now

1052
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:19,640
Speaker 1: in jail for assault and like rape and battery, like

1053
00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:22,760
Speaker 1: this horrible person. I don't know if he killed anyone,

1054
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:26,160
Speaker 1: but like and the defense the prosecutors never made this

1055
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:29,240
Speaker 1: like aware of the defense aware of this, so it

1056
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:33,440
Speaker 1: was hidden. So that's why I think of the podcast, Oh,

1057
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:36,200
Speaker 1: it's gonna be fantastic. Are you in them? You're not

1058
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:38,160
Speaker 1: in the Did you watch the Dahmer thing? What do

1059
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:40,040
Speaker 1: you feel about? No? I haven't seen the Dahmer thing.

1060
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:43,800
Speaker 1: Nikki had a point a little while ago about like

1061
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:47,000
Speaker 1: nude pictures, Like there was a what was it like

1062
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:50,640
Speaker 1: when all these nude pictures of a bunch of stars, like,

1063
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:52,960
Speaker 1: you know, I think maybe a list celebs came out,

1064
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:56,800
Speaker 1: maybe Jennifer Lawrence was on it, and people made a

1065
00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:59,120
Speaker 1: good point. Jennifer Lawrence or some some of the slebs

1066
00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:00,720
Speaker 1: made a good point where it's just like, yeah, you

1067
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:04,080
Speaker 1: shouldn't look at those, And Nikki had a joke er,

1068
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:06,200
Speaker 1: You're like, I didn't know. I wasn't supposed to look

1069
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:08,560
Speaker 1: at them. And so there is a thing right now

1070
00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:12,600
Speaker 1: with the Jeffrey Dahmer thing that's like, you know, we're

1071
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:17,920
Speaker 1: still celebrating these people that have like murdered and the

1072
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:20,320
Speaker 1: families are still around, and every time, like you know,

1073
00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:23,520
Speaker 1: if they make a Jeffrey Dahmer film every twenty years

1074
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:26,840
Speaker 1: and then a documentary and then a podcast, like all

1075
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:29,320
Speaker 1: these family. Families are gonna have to relive this stuff

1076
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:31,880
Speaker 1: and it just stinks. And so I don't know, I'm

1077
00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:35,200
Speaker 1: not like crazy about that stuff anyway. Like some people

1078
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:37,440
Speaker 1: are obsessed, they have to see every murder podcast they

1079
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 1: have to do. I just I'm just going to pass

1080
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:43,000
Speaker 1: on this one. It would be funny if like, like

1081
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:46,680
Speaker 1: halfway through they took some liberties on the direction of

1082
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:49,680
Speaker 1: the story and they're like they like make them like

1083
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:57,720
Speaker 1: like they overdeeming like hot, like he's hot, right, like, oh,

1084
00:59:58,160 --> 00:59:59,840
Speaker 1: I don't know, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, he's a

1085
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:02,160
Speaker 1: he's like a sexy Joe Parra. Do you do you

1086
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:04,320
Speaker 1: know that he's a comedian where a lot of people

1087
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:06,360
Speaker 1: are comparing him to Joe Pere and they think that

1088
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:09,400
Speaker 1: he stole Joe Pere's voice, and Joe Pere's this guy

1089
01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:12,360
Speaker 1: his jokes are like I'll talk to you to sleep,

1090
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:14,680
Speaker 1: like you would never think he was a serial killer,

1091
01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:16,520
Speaker 1: or you would think he was a serial killer, and

1092
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 1: now this guy is like the bad version of him.

1093
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:20,040
Speaker 1: And it got to the point where Joe Pere had

1094
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:23,640
Speaker 1: to answer questions, or at least he did it for publicity.

1095
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:26,360
Speaker 1: So you guys know about the Iceman he's a he

1096
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:30,200
Speaker 1: was a serial killer. I don't he I think he

1097
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:32,000
Speaker 1: murdered a bunch of people. I don't really know what

1098
01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:34,000
Speaker 1: he did, but he's murdered a bunch of people. And

1099
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:38,960
Speaker 1: my roommate like fifteen years ago. Um sex King. He

1100
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:43,160
Speaker 1: also no, well, not that we know of, but he

1101
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:46,240
Speaker 1: used to This guy used to run a trivia trivia anyway.

1102
01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:49,080
Speaker 1: He would listen to this guy. He did overnight shifts

1103
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:50,840
Speaker 1: at a kennel where he worked, and he would come

1104
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:53,680
Speaker 1: home and he would listen to the iceman's voice. He

1105
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:56,120
Speaker 1: was a serial killer, but he did like documentaries, and

1106
01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 1: he would listen to the iceman's documentaries as he fell asleep.

1107
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:02,800
Speaker 1: This guy had such a soothing voice. Oh my god,

1108
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:05,520
Speaker 1: I don't know it was the sex King. Watched the

1109
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:08,640
Speaker 1: John Wayne Gassie docu series and it's great, and I

1110
01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:11,960
Speaker 1: thought that it made me realize the victims were actual people.

1111
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:16,120
Speaker 1: Before the dog, I didn't even know about these four

1112
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:19,560
Speaker 1: young boys. But no, I know. Yeah, No, that's a

1113
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:22,360
Speaker 1: good point because it can make you watching a fictional thing,

1114
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:26,000
Speaker 1: you you care for the character more than of real death.

1115
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:30,560
Speaker 1: At times like, oh my god, they killed off fucking Timmy.

1116
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:34,400
Speaker 1: Oh like people really get sadder than like an actual Timmy.

1117
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:36,920
Speaker 1: No Timmy is really dead. It's like no, but I

1118
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:38,680
Speaker 1: really liked him in the show, like you know what

1119
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:40,720
Speaker 1: I mean, Like or like you find out the real

1120
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:42,760
Speaker 1: actor died and you don't even care as much as

1121
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:47,040
Speaker 1: the character he played, Right, Well, did you did you

1122
01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:49,760
Speaker 1: see the Dummer thing? I saw one. I've seen one

1123
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:52,240
Speaker 1: episode and it just didn't. It just doesn't make me

1124
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:54,160
Speaker 1: feel good. I watched those shows and I get in

1125
01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:58,640
Speaker 1: like a bad headspace, like it doesn't. It doesn't. I

1126
01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:01,960
Speaker 1: can't like be like Okay, let's watch it and let's

1127
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,800
Speaker 1: go play like Jenga. Like it like takes me down.

1128
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:08,000
Speaker 1: It like really depresses. I originally thought John Gassie killed

1129
01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:10,320
Speaker 1: like ten people, and now I know it was like

1130
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:13,120
Speaker 1: thirty four gay boys that had been lost and never

1131
01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:15,760
Speaker 1: searched for because they were gay and their families were

1132
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:18,480
Speaker 1: ashamed and they were all they were all like in

1133
01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:20,480
Speaker 1: the basement I think at his house. Well, that's kind

1134
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:22,400
Speaker 1: of what Dahmer did. He killed people that know that

1135
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:25,160
Speaker 1: he didn't think anyone would care. It's gone. It's actually

1136
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:27,160
Speaker 1: like a pretty good move. If you are a murderful

1137
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:31,440
Speaker 1: final thought, you don't want to kill. Uh, you know

1138
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:34,400
Speaker 1: someone that that is like, oh my god, the Homecoming queen,

1139
01:02:34,840 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 1: Like everyone would be like, let's get a team together.

1140
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:40,680
Speaker 1: It's and Andrew Colin. Pro tip for all the murders. Yeah,

1141
01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:43,760
Speaker 1: find someone that no one gives a shit about. I mean,

1142
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:46,640
Speaker 1: it's so sad man. But yeah, they made domer. He's

1143
01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:48,680
Speaker 1: kind of like sexy in it in a weird way.

1144
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:51,160
Speaker 1: They make it sexualized. It's not good. That was John

1145
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:55,040
Speaker 1: Wayne's mistake. Who did he finally killed someone who people

1146
01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:59,640
Speaker 1: cared about? I mean, yeah, I mean, I you know,

1147
01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:01,480
Speaker 1: you know, it is weird that you always find out

1148
01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:04,080
Speaker 1: the murderers like the boyfriend or the husband, you know

1149
01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:07,320
Speaker 1: what I mean. Like it's always usually that simple. It's like, well,

1150
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:08,920
Speaker 1: who's the first to do it? Who has a motive?

1151
01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:11,320
Speaker 1: That's why you gotta If you're gonna kill, you gotta kill.

1152
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:14,920
Speaker 1: V told me that when he was a kid, he

1153
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:18,600
Speaker 1: lived in Maryland and his family went away for the summer.

1154
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:28,640
Speaker 1: His neighbors were murdered by the um the painter. What

1155
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:30,680
Speaker 1: what was the reason? Was there a motive other than

1156
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:35,080
Speaker 1: did they not pay him? Did they complain about the

1157
01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:39,880
Speaker 1: They're just a murderous, murderous painting, just a murderous painter.

1158
01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:42,400
Speaker 1: See that's the thing. I mean, it could be tied

1159
01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:45,040
Speaker 1: to them so easily. This is why I locked my

1160
01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:50,360
Speaker 1: bedroom door at night, lock so no one sees your

1161
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:56,000
Speaker 1: paint job. That did, Julie did a great job. It's

1162
01:03:56,040 --> 01:04:00,440
Speaker 1: not enough to just lock your front door. So you

1163
01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:03,880
Speaker 1: think a murderer breaks down a hard front door and goes,

1164
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:06,400
Speaker 1: I'm good on the second door. I think it gives

1165
01:04:06,440 --> 01:04:08,560
Speaker 1: you just a little bit of time because if you

1166
01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:12,240
Speaker 1: hear the front door breaking, yeah, and then then you've

1167
01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:15,800
Speaker 1: got time to do at least you know how quick

1168
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:19,120
Speaker 1: I could break that door if you locked it seconds. Yeah.

1169
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:21,760
Speaker 1: But even even if he could get out of and

1170
01:04:21,880 --> 01:04:24,919
Speaker 1: call me and I could hear what's happening, that would

1171
01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:30,520
Speaker 1: do something for you. You'd be ecstatic, crazy man, you

1172
01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:35,960
Speaker 1: sex king ice scream Oh you couldn't. Oh my god,

1173
01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:46,760
Speaker 1: what a dilemma would to your career or you? How

1174
01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:49,040
Speaker 1: funny would it be? Like the murderer shows up, He's

1175
01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:51,000
Speaker 1: like you have a knife. He has a knife, and

1176
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:58,080
Speaker 1: you're like, I am scared. I just can't. He's like, Noah,

1177
01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:04,200
Speaker 1: frustrated that you're not screaming. That's what it is for him,

1178
01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:07,320
Speaker 1: is to terrify somebody. I mean, I think a lot

1179
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:09,480
Speaker 1: of it is power and seeing the fear in the person.

1180
01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:12,800
Speaker 1: And Nikki's just like you. I am scared. I feel

1181
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:20,919
Speaker 1: bad right now. I don't want to call my friends. Yeah,

1182
01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:25,280
Speaker 1: I have been having suicidal ideations during my depression during

1183
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:28,640
Speaker 1: this time, and I did nnt even get to fantasize

1184
01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:31,400
Speaker 1: about it because I just spend fifty grand on my

1185
01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:36,160
Speaker 1: new throat and could not have waste that. Glaz Speaking

1186
01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:39,440
Speaker 1: of Nikki's depression, the people that have texted the show

1187
01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:43,520
Speaker 1: or like instagram Nikki nice things during this I just

1188
01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:45,600
Speaker 1: want to say thank you, because, yeah, there's been some

1189
01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:47,360
Speaker 1: dark times for Old Glaze and it's nice to have

1190
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:51,240
Speaker 1: a few lovely messages from besties in supportive things. And

1191
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:53,919
Speaker 1: people said nice things about the first weird podcast back

1192
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,360
Speaker 1: with the Robot Voice, and I feel like that's really

1193
01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:58,720
Speaker 1: nice of all of you guys to help lift Old

1194
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:02,640
Speaker 1: Glaze dog spirit. Yeah, people have been really like patient

1195
01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:06,200
Speaker 1: and cool about taking the time off. I mean, obviously

1196
01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:08,600
Speaker 1: we have a pretty good excuse, but still, it's like

1197
01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:10,800
Speaker 1: it's not easy to have a show that you hear

1198
01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:13,360
Speaker 1: four times a week and you rely on it while

1199
01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:15,720
Speaker 1: you're driving three hours in traffic, and it makes you

1200
01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:18,360
Speaker 1: a little bit happy with your life. So we will

1201
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:20,600
Speaker 1: be back, or we are back in a weird way,

1202
01:06:20,840 --> 01:06:23,640
Speaker 1: And thank you for being patient for sure, and sorry

1203
01:06:23,640 --> 01:06:26,600
Speaker 1: that you have to hear more of me talking and

1204
01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:31,439
Speaker 1: so much same same. You're like Europe, we're really cool

1205
01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:35,360
Speaker 1: about me rescheduling my dates there in May. Oh yeah,

1206
01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:37,880
Speaker 1: that's exciting. They were in October, now they're going to

1207
01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:40,760
Speaker 1: be in May. And I think there's like six or

1208
01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:46,680
Speaker 1: seven shows in maybe Sweden. I think there's one in Israel.

1209
01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:51,760
Speaker 1: I think they're yeah, sah tour for all of the

1210
01:06:51,840 --> 01:06:54,959
Speaker 1: updated tour schedule, because I think he's getting a bunch

1211
01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:57,720
Speaker 1: dates on the calendar. Wouldn't you just perform me to

1212
01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:01,240
Speaker 1: sort of half guess them? Yeah, it's kind of fun.

1213
01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:02,720
Speaker 1: She's just gonna send him straight to the website where

1214
01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:07,440
Speaker 1: they can find it easily. I'm sure maybe Oslo. So

1215
01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:10,440
Speaker 1: thank you to everyone that understood about the date changes.

1216
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:15,440
Speaker 1: I had to cancel some in America too, Yeah, but

1217
01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:18,840
Speaker 1: those a bunch of those are getting rescheduled right Yeah.

1218
01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:22,360
Speaker 1: Good Nicker dot Com slash Tour well, or I could

1219
01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:25,560
Speaker 1: just start guessing him. I think maybe album would you

1220
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:27,720
Speaker 1: like to guess Andrew's tour dates because he's got a

1221
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:29,960
Speaker 1: couple of those coming up to Yeah, he's going to

1222
01:07:30,040 --> 01:07:35,120
Speaker 1: be Stockholm St. Louis October six, October six. But if

1223
01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:43,120
Speaker 1: you show up on October October six St. Louis Helium,

1224
01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:48,560
Speaker 1: come out. Your brother Tim is featuring. He's a fantastic

1225
01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:51,200
Speaker 1: comedian and he's just like a better looking, taller version

1226
01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:53,480
Speaker 1: of me. So I'll get through that in the first

1227
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:55,480
Speaker 1: five minutes. I hope he'll cover all of that. I'll

1228
01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:59,480
Speaker 1: try it's good, but yeah, yeah, or Andrew Colin Comedy

1229
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:05,280
Speaker 1: dot Com, Austin, Indianapolis, some other places, just like Howard Dean. Yeah, Okay,

1230
01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:08,480
Speaker 1: thank you so much for listening. Um, we'll be back

1231
01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:11,560
Speaker 1: next week and hopefully Nikki will have the same British voice.

1232
01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:14,640
Speaker 1: Who are not hopefully not? Are you meeting the doctor?

1233
01:08:14,760 --> 01:08:17,800
Speaker 1: You're seeing the doctor tomorrow so we'll find out more.

1234
01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:22,840
Speaker 1: Stay tuned. Thank you so much for listening. And Jack

1235
01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:30,760
Speaker 1: One check Jack Post Malone, Jack Post, I love Jack

1236
01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:31,160
Speaker 1: Post