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Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini ever, sel.

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Speaker 2: Tell me, is there any more room for me in

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Speaker 2: those genes? There? It is there, it is. Ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 2: welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 3: The podcasts at times deep into the pockets of black

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Speaker 3: conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 2: And we finally worked to prove the theories that you

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Speaker 2: bitches have at home. It's a motherfucking mini episode.

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Speaker 3: Come on, also greatful inmos genes.

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Speaker 2: Come on, man, that was a great song, big Dog.

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Speaker 2: That was last minute that came to me at the

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Speaker 2: That was a fucking a hail Mary that I threw

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Speaker 2: right at the end.

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Speaker 3: I loved it. Any song where they use the word scrumptures,

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Speaker 3: I'm in it. I love it.

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Speaker 2: They don't use it enough in music, I'd say.

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Speaker 3: And I can't use it in life because they'll put

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Speaker 3: me on the list. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: You can't just show up places being like I'm I'm

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Speaker 2: what's what's the most scrumptious thing on.

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Speaker 3: Being a single man? No, it's insane.

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Speaker 2: Listen. I think it'd be worse if you say around

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Speaker 2: your family, because then they're like, oh that guy, he

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Speaker 2: may not hit him, but he's doing some fucked up ship.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if I heard, if I heard my father say scrumptious,

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Speaker 3: I would be like, this guy's not going to protect

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Speaker 2: Ain't my daddy no more. I'll tell you right now.

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Speaker 3: I thought he was the same old g.

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Speaker 2: I saw Genuine at the airport the other day.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw.

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Speaker 2: Olivia's at the airport. Okay, I thought maybe you were.

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Speaker 2: I was hoping it was, but no, You're like, no,

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Speaker 3: But at the airport. Is fun to see Friends's Sydney Washington.

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Speaker 2: Too, Yeah, it is nice to see friends. I saw

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Speaker 2: Donnelle Rawlings laying across four seats and I was like,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, going crazy happens.

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Speaker 2: Again, and everybody was going crazy. I'm not even gonna

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Speaker 2: judge you, but you probably shouldn't do that.

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Speaker 3: I don't know you were shot, you were shining bright,

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Speaker 3: you were on stage, and it was.

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Speaker 2: Yeah it was. I'm not on stage. I'm not an

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Speaker 2: and ship. But but I got pulled up by by

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Speaker 2: a few folks and Cipher Sounds was DJing and it

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Speaker 2: all felt right. So you had followed the train.

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Speaker 3: It was not bad at all.

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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, I was. They were That was the point

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Speaker 2: in the evening where they were kicking people off the

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Speaker 2: so there was a part of me that felt like

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Speaker 2: I don't belong up here. This is danger. Everything's gonna

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Speaker 2: go all right, But but it worked out.

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Speaker 3: No, you looked define make care of there. It was cool.

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Speaker 3: Everybody was swagsurfing. Olivia was like, I love the club.

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Speaker 2: It was a crazy time.

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Speaker 3: But we're not here. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: No, you're about to say it, and I'm not gonna

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Speaker 3: We're not here to talk about a crazy time we

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Speaker 3: to one of these motherfucking emails.

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Speaker 2: Motherfucking emails for a motherfucking mini episode.

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Speaker 3: This one, I gotta admit, this one. I think excited

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Speaker 3: both of us when we heard the subject line, which

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Speaker 2: Come on, that's that's that's a hook.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, two things. I'm very interested. One I would.

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Speaker 2: I'm curious to find out what that third is.

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Speaker 3: It's not the one you think. It's not the one

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Speaker 2: It's a it's a hell of a hook. And I

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Speaker 3: That's what I need. I need bottle service energy. From

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Speaker 2: I know those girls ain't happy dancing. I know they

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Speaker 2: But they don't even like me. I'm still happy they're

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm glad you got a job. But yeah, so

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Speaker 3: step your captions up. But let's read this. Let's this.

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Speaker 3: I'm very excited about this. It starts out to you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was about to say, you got it?

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Speaker 3: Do you want you want to read it? You can

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Speaker 3: read it? No, hell no, I just don't like everybody

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Speaker 3: All right, all Right, here we go. I got it.

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Speaker 3: I fuck it up immediately, all right, sound it out?

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Speaker 1: Hi?

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Speaker 3: All right, Hi, David and Langston. I might have made

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Speaker 3: this up, but I don't think I did. Have y'all

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Speaker 3: heard of this? Okay, here's how it goes a lot

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Speaker 2: If you spoke I like, I like that, it says

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Speaker 3: Remember you're not actually talking to us when you're writing there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, there's no these these pregnant pauses and doing

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Speaker 3: Just type that shit out, all right. Okay, here's how

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Speaker 3: you're pregnant, your baby will be born with darker lips.

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Speaker 3: I remember being a kid, and all my friends with

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Speaker 3: I make this up? My boyfriend looked at me like

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Speaker 3: relevant issue. Thanks mel Well.

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Speaker 2: First of all, mel I I don't think and I'm

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Speaker 2: I hope that there aren't as many people in your

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Speaker 3: This makes me feel like trash because I think I

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Speaker 2: Like weed or cigarette like we are. So cigarettes is crazy,

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Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know the I'm not a doctor

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Speaker 2: And when they smoked, was this like are they telling

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Speaker 2: And again they'd have a little weed and yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: Listen, the baby also loves dance hall. Now, so.

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Speaker 2: The baby walks in every room like wagan daddy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's kind of like giving your kid

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Speaker 2: Yeah, of either being at the finish line or or

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Speaker 3: And that's the thing that's a thin line with that

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, let's let's unpack some of these women in

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Speaker 3: Are one and then two poor white women.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that that checks out, and then that statistically feels correct.

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Speaker 2: And then those children, any of them born with especially

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Speaker 3: No, but these were also maybe kids that weren't going

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Speaker 3: be dirty, sure, but no, no dark lit, dark lit.

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Speaker 3: But is a person who has dark lips. I'm just saying,

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Speaker 3: like my mom does. My mom doesn't smoke weed.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So there is some possibility that your mom in

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Speaker 3: First of all, watch your mouth when regarding my mother

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Speaker 3: We were talking about it. It's like in Friday when

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Speaker 3: lips are turning black. Right, I've always just had black lips.

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Speaker 3: I'm not a red lip guy.

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Speaker 2: Well, we've never bonded about this. My mom was nineteen

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's why we have the same weird issues.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're both the products of teen pregnancies. I love that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we seek validation for money. Crazy how

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Speaker 2: But one of the things I guess I've always wondered

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Speaker 3: I didn't we were actually burnt.

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Speaker 2: I think that was what I thought was being implied

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Speaker 2: realizing that it's meant to be that the weed smoke

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Speaker 2: then like lives in the in the pores of your lips.

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Speaker 2: I don't quite understand what's turning your lips dark.

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Speaker 3: Also, if I had like super red lips, I feel

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Speaker 3: of what some type of a painting of what white

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Speaker 2: Listen, Yeah, I want to be respectful when I say this,

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Speaker 2: but but if you had big Old.

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Speaker 3: You have to say big Old, you have to say.

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Speaker 2: Big if you had them big old red lips, you

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Speaker 3: I don't like all. I don't like this at all.

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Speaker 2: I don't like it either. I don't want them to

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Speaker 2: be right. I think you're gorgeous. I think you're gorgeous

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Speaker 2: I also didn't like that you rubbed your hands together

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Speaker 3: Well, what I worry is that the darker lip is significant.

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Speaker 3: Great act outs, great act outs. But yeah, I don't

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Speaker 2: Here's what I think when I think about like weed

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Speaker 2: I think you just have black lip and then in

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Speaker 3: Oh see that's how you know mine is natural. My

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Speaker 3: shit's like, it's a flat it's a flat black. It's

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Speaker 2: That's what. Listen, they dip that paint stick in and

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Speaker 3: That God had one brush for me.

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Speaker 2: No, it's when you see that, uh, that swirl effect.

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Speaker 2: I think that you that motherfucker smoked his lips that way.

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Speaker 3: So now to reverse engineer this and take it back

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Speaker 3: to the idea of pregnancy. I think that you could

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Speaker 3: But I don't think that black lips is what's gonna come.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree. I think that that black lips is

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Speaker 3: I don't know everybody.

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Speaker 2: Are all yeah, y'all. Sometimes I'm out blonde and then

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Speaker 3: Show? I was thinking about this. I saw Porno and

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Speaker 2: Whoa, Yeah, they're they're that deep purple, but not in

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Speaker 3: Looks like that look like they're going through a divorce.

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Speaker 4: She says she's uh, says she's coming back for her

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Speaker 3: That big smoking marbles.

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Speaker 4: I swear to God, if I if she just would

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Speaker 2: Not a divorce they wanted. They're not like happy about it.

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Speaker 3: Oh No, it's like he's going also has to work

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Speaker 2: Yeah. White penises look like they're holding their breath in

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Speaker 3: I think they might have the worst looking dis Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I I haven't seen a lot.

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Speaker 3: Was exactly what I was thinking. Or Latino.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I've seen more Latino penises than Asian.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I would say. I would yeah, And

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Speaker 3: you know, email us let us know what you guys

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Speaker 3: think about it. Who has obviously we know who's first.

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Speaker 2: But more importantly, we don't need you just send us

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Speaker 2: would just love your words, yeah, to explain what you

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Speaker 3: And also, though once again we do know who the

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Speaker 2: For a reason, it took me a second, but that's

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Speaker 3: I think I've been in the zone.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 3: It's like a lot of little things that lead to

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Speaker 2: Do you fall on it?

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Speaker 3: I think.

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Speaker 2: I think it's probably a genetic thing. I think if

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Speaker 3: You heard it. Your first length sy cermin encourages the

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Speaker 2: Listen, the facts are out on that one. I truly

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Speaker 2: I'm not even going way in because I truly don't know,

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Speaker 2: I listen. I'll read it, and I'll probably still disagree

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Speaker 3: Also, stay off the trampolines. Oh yeah, I know that one.

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Speaker 3: I know that one's real.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, our doctor didn't so much warn us about that,

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Speaker 2: and don't trampoline either. It's probably not good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just get your workout some other way.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there there's lots of options. Touch touch stuff. I

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Speaker 3: I think there's some kind of a pool class you

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Speaker 2: Yeah, lay down and lift your leg up and then

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Speaker 2: lift the other leg up. That sounds right, or.

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Speaker 3: Just don't until you have the kid. This is your

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Speaker 2: No fuck that, Get in the goddamn gym and fix it.

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Speaker 2: Fix it before it's broken. Fucking fix it.

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Speaker 3: I didn't like that, will you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: All right, well that's a conspiracy. Now we can talk

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is very exciting. We've talked about it

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Speaker 2: the Fluoride and barber side Tour. My mama told me

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Speaker 2: Am I getting that date right?

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Speaker 3: August twelfth at the Hereafter.

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Speaker 2: At the Hereafter, and that's gonna be great. It's probably

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Speaker 2: to Los Angeles and we're gonna be at the Improv

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Speaker 2: Zach Fox is gonna be coming and kicking it in LA.

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Speaker 2: So if you're a big Zach Fox fan, if you

441
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:09,119
Speaker 2: are familiar with his work of being a psychopath on

442
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:12,960
Speaker 2: the Internet, or an amazing musician or a talented actor,

443
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,440
Speaker 2: then come come see us in Los Angeles. You want

444
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Speaker 2: to tell him where the next one is?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, next one on August nineteenth, h Town, Houston, Texas

446
00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:26,440
Speaker 3: at Secret Group. We're gonna be I believe it's I Believe.

447
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,480
Speaker 3: The venue is downtown and it's gonna be crazy. I'm

448
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:32,280
Speaker 3: gonna get one of bum Bees Burgers, so I'll probably

449
00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 3: be high off of that, which the daytime.

450
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,160
Speaker 2: You think I'm not going with you. You think I'm

451
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:41,240
Speaker 2: just gonna let you do that by yourself. You think

452
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,480
Speaker 2: I was gonna let you come and be like would

453
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:49,880
Speaker 2: you would you do today, David? I had a bun

454
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,040
Speaker 2: Bee Burger without you? Fuck you?

455
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be crazy. Well, we're gonna both have

456
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 3: bum Bee Burgers. We might bring some to the show.

457
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,320
Speaker 3: Maybe I'll throw it in the crowd.

458
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll throw it right at your fucking face if

459
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 2: you show up in Houston.

460
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then leave with your baby mama.

461
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:07,720
Speaker 2: Yeah you know I ain't crying that far with her.

462
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,639
Speaker 3: But anyway, Oh yeah, so I'll just.

463
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:13,160
Speaker 2: Bring her back. I got too much stress at home.

464
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:15,639
Speaker 2: I can't add it. And I knew baby moms to

465
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:16,359
Speaker 2: the situation.

466
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Speaker 3: I just like to live alone, like it's like not

467
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 3: the falling asleep with someone instead of waking up that.

468
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Speaker 3: I don't like.

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Speaker 5: August twenty a fuck, fuck god, damn it. Oh no,

470
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Speaker 5: that didn't feel good at all. I didn't like none

471
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Speaker 5: of that. Come we were in the middle of fun

472
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:53,200
Speaker 5: promo you're like, yeah, this is my lowest low.

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00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,919
Speaker 3: This is no, that's the highest. I like waking up

474
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Speaker 3: by myself there wasn't supposed to be you ready and said,

475
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:01,160
Speaker 3: what thinking it right?

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00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 2: Hey man, if you want to help David, come out

477
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 2: to the tour.

478
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:06,440
Speaker 3: Because I'm doing okay.

479
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 2: You need some people around them either way.

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00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:14,400
Speaker 3: Either way, take a picture. August twenty. August August twenty,

481
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Speaker 3: we're gonna be in Austin, Texas at the Creek in

482
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Speaker 3: the Cave. That's also going to be a lot of fun.

483
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,920
Speaker 3: We'll get way on Austin. I don't really I haven't

484
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:26,440
Speaker 3: been there since Joe Rogan took over, but I heard it. Still.

485
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're hoping. We're hoping Rogan's gonna come say the

486
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:36,160
Speaker 2: N word on the Podcastyeah yeah, but if not, it's

487
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,399
Speaker 2: still gonna be a great show. It's actually he's on.

488
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:39,960
Speaker 2: He's my secret guest.

489
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,400
Speaker 3: We're gonna find me hold him accountable to a room

490
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 3: full of black people. So bring tomatoes, footballs, whatever you

491
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:46,480
Speaker 3: want to throw it.

492
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 2: We're gonna introduce him as this nigga Joe Rogan and

493
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:52,479
Speaker 2: y'all do the rest.

494
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,600
Speaker 3: So yeah, that's August twentieth and then come on, you

495
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 3: got to announce your hometown.

496
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 2: Like, come on, hometown, Chicago, Illinois. August twenty fourth, We're

497
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:05,240
Speaker 2: gonna be fucking in Chicago, baby, at the Den. That's

498
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 2: going to be crazy. We already have the guests lined up.

499
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 2: Felonious Monk, fucking hilarious comedian Mary Lee, another hilarious comedian

500
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:18,159
Speaker 2: in Skyler Higley. All three of them are awesome and

501
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:24,160
Speaker 2: in Chicago, not all three natives, but Chicago setting. That's

502
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 2: where they live, and they're fucking great there, and we're

503
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 2: excited to chop it up with them, and there'll probably

504
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:31,520
Speaker 2: be some other special guests and all that.

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00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:36,480
Speaker 3: Definitely I'm bringing a beef to that one. Oh no, no, no,

506
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:37,399
Speaker 3: like a hot beef.

507
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:41,199
Speaker 2: Okay, like an Italian beef.

508
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:42,440
Speaker 3: Is that what you guys?

509
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 1: Like?

510
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,959
Speaker 2: What else do you guys doing for pizza? We do pizza,

511
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 2: pretty good hot dogs. I think we got that solid.

512
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 3: So just like mom's not coming home to night food.

513
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:57,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of a lot of Hey, this family's

514
00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 2: got to stay together somehow. Hey, dad's yelling in the

515
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:11,800
Speaker 2: other room, but boy, is this a good sandwich? Huh?

516
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,680
Speaker 2: And then August twenty six will be in New York,

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00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 2: New York City, well Brooklyn technically, but we'll be at

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00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 2: the Bellhouse in New York and we're excited as fuck

519
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:22,119
Speaker 2: for that.

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00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be great. Who do we have on

521
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 3: that one?

522
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:31,360
Speaker 2: Sam Jay? Sam j is confirmed already for New York

523
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:34,160
Speaker 2: for Brooklyn at the Bellhouse, and she's great, a dear

524
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:35,359
Speaker 2: homie of both of ours.

525
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:37,680
Speaker 3: And if you'd like to see our friend burat us

526
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 3: in one way, it's gonna.

527
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 2: Be if you've ever wanted to see both of us

528
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 2: taken down a page by a person we invited, certainly

529
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 2: it will happen while hanging out with Sam Jay.

530
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,960
Speaker 3: I look forward to it. Yeah.

531
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 2: And then we're closing off the tour. Do you want

532
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 2: to do that one? We're closing off the tour.

533
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 3: In a in a city we both have a lot

534
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 3: of personal history and so so much about it and

535
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 3: all of the food and things that they have to

536
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 3: do there. We're closing it off. Of course you probably

537
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 3: guessed it by now. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

538
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 2: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, not Philly. The other side, Yeah, the other

539
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 2: one that uh that apparently also exists.

540
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I don't know.

541
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was thinking maybe we could get that, uh,

542
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 2: that grumpy head coach from the Steelers that don't never small. Yeah,

543
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 2: he seems cool like Mike Apps. Omar he does look

544
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 2: like Omar Epps. He looks He looks like a very tired,

545
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 2: very worn or Omar.

546
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 3: Epps talk about black lips.

547
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, that might be smoking some weed if or his

548
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 2: mama did in the in the belly. Who knows. But

549
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 2: but yeah, we don't know about Pittsburgh, but we're excited

550
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 2: to find out about Pittsburgh. And so this is a

551
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 2: great opportunity for y'all because we're gonna be at the

552
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 2: at the Bottle Rocket in Pittsburgh, and this is a

553
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 2: great opportunity for you to show up and show the

554
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 2: fuck out come. Now, we are shit talkers, and we

555
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 2: will talk shit about your city, but this is a

556
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 2: chance for you to prove to us that us talking

557
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 2: shit is a mistake. And if you leave us alone

558
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:26,280
Speaker 2: and leave us quietly in that venue, we are never

559
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 2: gonna forgive you, and we're gonna make hell for Pittsburgh

560
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 2: after that.

561
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 3: That's facts. We'll burn that shit down.

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00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 2: I don't care, Yeah, no, I don't mean nothing to us,

563
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 2: all right, I don't have proper identification. I do, and

564
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:42,959
Speaker 2: i'll i'll, I'll change it. I'll call a man and

565
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:43,840
Speaker 2: I'll change it.

566
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:48,560
Speaker 3: So that is that's the whole tour. If you want tickets,

567
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 3: go to our instagram at my mama told me, hit

568
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,760
Speaker 3: the link tree. We have tickets to all those kids.

569
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:57,440
Speaker 3: Buy tickets to one, buy tickets to several, buy tickets

570
00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 3: for friends. Either way, just buy tickets because me and

571
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 3: Langston are shallow and are trying to get paid.

572
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, bro rint a bus and just follow

573
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 2: us around from city to city.

574
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:08,479
Speaker 3: We that in.

575
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 2: We don't care. Yeah, that's your your prerogative. Yeah, we

576
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 2: got some grateful, dead type fans. I don't know what

577
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 2: you guys are doing. Yeah, some some mommy uh mommy issues.

578
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 2: What would we call our fans.

579
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 3: I don't think that it should happen.

580
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 2: I don't know what y'all want to be called.

581
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 3: But you guys, it's on you. You figure it out.

582
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 3: We don't have to do everything here.

583
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 2: It's twenty twenty three. You self identified. That's not my

584
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 2: job to figure out who you are.

585
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, just as long as it doesn't have the word

586
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 3: mommy and it will be all right.

587
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:49,120
Speaker 2: Yeah. I made a mistake, but no, it's fine.

588
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 3: We all do it. We all do it. Pimps fuck

589
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 3: up too, Hey hey ladies.

590
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 2: And I'm not a pimp, but and Langston's yeah. But

591
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 2: that's the whole tour, and we would love to see you.

592
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 2: We would love for y'all to come out. And most importantly,

593
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 2: if you want to send us your own drops, if

594
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,760
Speaker 2: you want to send us your own conspiracy theories, if

595
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 2: you want to tell us why your lips are so

596
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 2: damn black, send it to mymama pod at gmail dot com.

597
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 2: Don't you send us no dick pics. That's that's the

598
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 2: whole thing. That's the whole shebang. Bye, Bitch City, Bar

599
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 2: City Bar.

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