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Speaker 1: You know what's always fun. It's the Jewble Show, cutting

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Speaker 1: little eye holes and a mouth and your morning toast

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Speaker 1: and then maniacally laughing at your eggs as you pretend

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Speaker 1: to be the abominable toast man was about to devour

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Speaker 1: their whole community. Yes, that's always fun, But today I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about something different. It's always fun when a major

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Speaker 1: company has a huge event and then the Internet roasts

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Speaker 1: them for it. Oh and that's exactly what happened to

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Speaker 1: one of the world's biggest companies. We'll tell you what

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Speaker 1: it is and why people are making fun of them

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Speaker 1: right after this, how's your AWE today? Is it still dropped?

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Speaker 1: Or did you get all ready to get your Adwe

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Speaker 1: dropped and instead it was just an odd, dry humphew show.

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Speaker 1: I asked the question because every year Apple has their

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Speaker 1: big event where they unveil all the crazy new technology

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Speaker 1: that's going to change the world. And it happened, and

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Speaker 1: they called it Apple's odd dropping event. Wait really Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And of course Internet is making fun of them for

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Speaker 1: the event. And if you're a Samsung user, it's just

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Speaker 1: more reason for you to go, Yeah, my phone is

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Speaker 1: already way better than yours. But we'll tell you what

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Speaker 1: they unveiled at their odd dropping event, and white people

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Speaker 1: are making fun of it. Also, that sounds like more

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Speaker 1: like a skydiving theme park ride an odd Yeah, that'd

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Speaker 1: be cool.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I just thought of like an animal, like a moose. What. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I don't know. In awe, it's like a new species.

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Speaker 1: It's like they hired a nineties energy drink marketing team

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Speaker 1: a odd dropping, totally tubular extreme event. Anyway, what did

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Speaker 1: they unveil yesterday? Well, the iPhone seventeen, the sequel that

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Speaker 1: nobody asks for. Well, the regular iPhone seventeen is, according

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Speaker 1: to them, bigger, brighter, and now has a camera that

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Speaker 1: can see into your pores. They ragged about adding one

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Speaker 1: hundred and twenty hertz refresh rate, like it was something

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Speaker 1: that android phones haven't had since the dinosaurs from the Earth.

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Speaker 3: Oh do androids have that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, androids are a far superior phone.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Apple pretty much just took over the market with their marketing.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 1: They also introduced the iPhone Air. It's their newest invention.

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Speaker 1: The iPhone Air is so thin that it looks like

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Speaker 1: it's like a Pringle chip or something.

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Speaker 3: But I think it's cool.

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Speaker 1: Five point six millimeters.

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Speaker 3: That's so cool. It's like a little it's a little nugget.

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Speaker 4: It reminds us an iPod like it's the iPhone Air

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Speaker 4: is what like RICHI people get their little kids for

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Speaker 4: like phones. It's like the beageraphone. Yeah, it costs one

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Speaker 4: thousand dollars. It does all of the things, so it's

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Speaker 4: not a beginner phone. It's just a more compact version

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Speaker 4: of the cool stuff. They don't'm as good as camera

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Speaker 4: it does.

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Speaker 3: That's the whole point.

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Speaker 1: I don't think people online are making fun of it, saying,

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Speaker 1: oh great, now I can really lose it if it

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Speaker 1: falls between my couch cushions.

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Speaker 3: That's what I can get cool.

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Speaker 1: There's the iPhone seventeen Pro and Pro Max that have

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Speaker 1: cameras on steroids. The Pro model got another camera upgrade

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Speaker 1: and Apple insists that it's revolutionary. Mmmm Apple, And the

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Speaker 1: A nineteen pro chip is llegedly faster than NASA computers.

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Speaker 3: What for what?

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Speaker 4: That is the only thing that I will agree with

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Speaker 4: Slash really like is there the chip the but.

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Speaker 3: Like for what like internet or just for anything like

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Speaker 3: the speed of your phone in general?

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Speaker 1: Okay, except all you use it for is to watch

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Speaker 1: TikTok at three o'clock in the morning, about that more

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Speaker 1: than NASA computers, so I can update my Instagram quicker.

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Speaker 3: That's so true.

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Speaker 1: Also at Apple's odd dropping event, that wasn't that odd

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Speaker 1: dropping because the Internet is making fun of it. The

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Speaker 1: new Apple Watch series eleven can detect hypertension.

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Speaker 3: Okay, what does that mean? I think it's some kind

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Speaker 3: of Oh that's really cool.

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Speaker 1: So it makes sense after you check your credit card

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Speaker 1: statement after buying some of this stuff. Because it's ridiculously expensive.

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Speaker 3: I thought I did that already.

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Speaker 4: It does it well, A ton of other watches do

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Speaker 4: that and so much more already.

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Speaker 3: You use Apple. Why are you hating it?

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Speaker 1: I do? I love that I do do and I

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Speaker 1: and I hate on it all the time because it's

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Speaker 1: ridiculous because it is mostly just marketing and I buy

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Speaker 1: Internet every single time. That's cool. The screen is like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, has a new shade of brightness, but

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Speaker 1: I can't even see with my own eye. Is to

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Speaker 1: use air Pods Pro three that now has CI level

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Speaker 1: CIA level translation.

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Speaker 3: I guess, Okay, what does what does that mean?

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Speaker 1: Like real time translation so you can put in the

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Speaker 1: air pods and if someone's talking to a different language,

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Speaker 1: they'll translate it for you.

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Speaker 4: That is now, that's an upgrade. That Yeah, that's tough.

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Speaker 4: Now I can listen to Bad Bunny and understand what

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Speaker 4: he's saying. Because that's all I'm gonna use it for

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Speaker 4: is understanding the reggaetonn lyrics, you know, one Spanish and translating.

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Speaker 1: I want to hear serious and Bad Bunny. And of

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Speaker 1: course the price went up again. The Pro model are

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Speaker 1: one hundred dollars more because Apple knows that somebody will

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Speaker 1: pay for it.

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Speaker 3: When is that on sale?

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Speaker 2: Because I'm so serious I want those all of that well, no,

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Speaker 2: because like the being able to translate thing is amazing.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's weird.

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Speaker 1: And a lot of people online are. They're posting memes

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Speaker 1: making fun of things like their new color, Apple's cosmic orange. Oh,

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Speaker 1: just like.

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Speaker 3: It's her color. They can't be tailor on that one.

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Speaker 1: See mixed reviews. Some say they like it and some

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Speaker 1: say it looks like a construction cone first construction safety vest.

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Speaker 4: Hey, oh you can see it.

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Speaker 3: I mean it's kind of genius. It's the color.

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Speaker 2: I feel like everybody's sich a haters can't they just

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Speaker 2: live because you know all the people that are hating

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Speaker 2: on it are just going to go out and buy it.

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, their aws have already dropped. Well they're just

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Speaker 3: faking it.

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Speaker 4: Are But it's so frustrating that they literally price it

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Speaker 4: at thousand dollars. Your phone will get worse, and they

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Speaker 4: make us buy these new phones. I will buy it,

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Speaker 4: but I hate the fact that I'm having to buy it.

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Speaker 1: That's the problem. If you don't buy it, a few

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Speaker 1: months from now, your phone is going to slow down.

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Speaker 1: But they don't do that. They tell you that they

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Speaker 1: don't do that. But every time an update comes out

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Speaker 1: for the phone, if you don't update it right away,

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden, everything on your phone'sop working.

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Speaker 3: Okay, what version do you have?

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Speaker 1: This doesn't happen to you.

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Speaker 3: I have the ten.

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Speaker 4: Still, Nina that that's a lie that happens to you.

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Speaker 1: That has to happen to you, because it happens to everybody.

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Speaker 3: I'm not having any issues with my phone and I

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Speaker 3: have a ten.

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Speaker 1: I don't have you updated the software at least? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if you don't update software, okay, again, they will kill

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Speaker 1: your phone.

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Speaker 4: No, they make you updated all the phone listen.

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Speaker 2: They don't even pay me to defend it, and it

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Speaker 2: just all feels silly to me.

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Speaker 1: That's not me, regardless of how much people are making

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Speaker 1: fun of it, though everybody will line.

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Speaker 3: Up for it exactly.

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Speaker 1: You pay three times as much just to get it

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Speaker 1: before everybody else.

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Speaker 3: So look at all them, and they're all I want,

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Speaker 3: the blue messages