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Speaker 1: It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran

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Speaker 1: in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: If I was a mind reader, we wouldn't have to

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Speaker 2: do this, but I'm not. I have to ask you

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Speaker 2: what is on your mind. Let's go around the room.

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Speaker 2: I'll start with you straight and eight. What's going on

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Speaker 2: in your head?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 4: So I found this on Reddit the other day and

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Speaker 4: I really dug into this story. Did you know the

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Speaker 4: average age people would live to if people only died

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Speaker 4: from accidents and unnatural causes? Any guesses people lived to

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Speaker 4: about seventy eight years old. Do you know how long

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Speaker 4: you might live the average if you only died from accidents?

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Speaker 5: Well, we're asking tell us, what is it?

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Speaker 4: Eight thousand, nine hundred and thirty eight years average? Thinking

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Speaker 4: into account car accidents, you know, slipping and falling, fire,

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Speaker 4: you know, somebody shooting you.

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Speaker 3: Thirty eight years old, you would live.

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Speaker 4: To see and disease too, well, you take away you know,

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Speaker 4: like any sort of like you know, cancer or anything

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Speaker 4: like that.

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Speaker 3: If you only died from accidents, that's how long you

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Speaker 3: would live. How crazy is it? If you've never got

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Speaker 3: that's how long you would live?

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Speaker 5: Wow, Well, what's going to kill you?

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Speaker 6: Then?

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Speaker 3: Accident. Accident, lightning, lightning.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, sure, right, yeah, yeah. Does anyone want to live

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Speaker 5: eight thousand years?

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Speaker 7: Anyone at the way the right things are going right now?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, six thousand, Max, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Catlet off, what about you produce your sandwich on your

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Speaker 2: mind today?

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Speaker 8: My neighbors think I'm a very strange person, and I

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Speaker 8: keep adding to that, thank you for that, Nate. So

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Speaker 8: there's been some sounds in my ceiling, hearing all these

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Speaker 8: squirrels move around, and I'm about to go into my apartment.

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Speaker 8: I steal a scirrel in the yards, so I have

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Speaker 8: to obviously have a conversation with him. I'm like, you

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Speaker 8: and your friends have to keep it down because I'm

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Speaker 8: trying to sleep.

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Speaker 5: I'm just talking to this little squirrel.

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Speaker 8: And I turn around and my neighbor has been silently

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Speaker 8: behind me, and she doesn't know me well enough to

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Speaker 8: make fun of me, so she was just like, hey, Sam,

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Speaker 8: I'm like nothing, just talking to the squirrel. Thank you

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Speaker 8: so much. She'll no longer be a problem. And I

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Speaker 8: want to upstairs because I was too embarrassed to address

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Speaker 8: it further. So Jessica, I promise I'm not crazy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, say.

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Speaker 5: Say that with confidence, you're right, Gandhi is right. Only

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Speaker 5: crazy people say I'm not crazy?

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Speaker 8: Right, Yeah, but the squirrel and I now have an understanding,

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Speaker 8: so it was worth it.

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Speaker 5: Cool, Okay, Gandhi, what's with you?

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Speaker 7: I would like to please, like beg everybody, if we

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Speaker 7: are communicating, to communicate with me the way I'm communicating

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Speaker 7: with you. If I send you a text message, for

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Speaker 7: the love of God, do not voice note me back.

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Speaker 7: I'll never hear it. I will never listen to it

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Speaker 7: because in that moment I can only really text, and

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Speaker 7: I hate voicemail in general. So when you send me

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Speaker 7: back a voice note, that just feels like a task

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Speaker 7: and I'm probably not going to respond to it. I

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Speaker 7: currently have hundreds of messages of people voice noting me

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Speaker 7: that I just have not listened to. And I know

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Speaker 7: that now they're starting to do it where they transcribe it,

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Speaker 7: but that doesn't even ever really cover what they're saying.

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Speaker 7: Please don't voice note me unless we're both doing it.

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Speaker 5: Thank you. That's great. I agree.

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Speaker 2: I vote for that. No more voice I don't want

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Speaker 2: to hear your voice only if I'm with you, and

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Speaker 2: I don't even want to be with you. But if

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Speaker 2: I am with you. Oh then and only then want

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Speaker 2: to hear your voice. I agree with that. I still

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Speaker 2: have people trying to leave voicemail on my phone.

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Speaker 5: What do you do?

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Speaker 6: Wait?

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Speaker 1: How many voicemails do you have? Though you have a

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Speaker 1: lot like backed up? Well, I think a lot of

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Speaker 1: you do I have.

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Speaker 5: Don't even look at them. See that's seen hundred and

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Speaker 5: forty one.

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Speaker 7: Wait how much fourteen hundred and forty one?

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Speaker 1: I have to clear it? If it doesn't say zero,

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Speaker 1: and it's all not clear, it's.

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Speaker 7: Mostly mine fourteen hundred from my mom?

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Speaker 5: Just carry what's up with you today?

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Speaker 3: I feel like I missed out.

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Speaker 6: I never ever got to buy a boat. I'm on

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Speaker 6: to I'm now on to new things. Okay, I forget

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Speaker 6: about pools, forget about the fact I never grew up

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Speaker 6: with a swimming pool, But now with boating all I

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Speaker 6: see people on boats all the times on TikTok and Instagram.

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Speaker 6: I don't know these people. I don't know where they

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Speaker 6: have the money to get them. But I'm like, I

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Speaker 6: feel like I missed out on the boating life. I

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Speaker 6: feel like that's what's missing from my summer weekends. I

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Speaker 6: feel like I should be out in like like, for instance,

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Speaker 6: Point Pleasant has this place called f Cove, and I'm like,

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Speaker 6: this is where I want to be. Everyone ties up

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Speaker 6: these boats and they hang out in the drink all day.

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Speaker 6: I never had that experience.

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Speaker 5: In my life.

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Speaker 3: No, it don't do it.

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Speaker 6: I'm regretful, and I'm not a hot I'm.

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Speaker 5: Not a hot chick.

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Speaker 6: It's like, because women get invited to boats all the time,

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Speaker 6: I am a guy.

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Speaker 5: I don't want to know why Elvis is saying, don't do it. Well,

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Speaker 5: because I've had boats, don't do I'll never do it again.

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Speaker 2: Borrow a boat, go to someone else's boat, or go

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Speaker 2: charter a boat, for sure, boozy boy, I hope, but.

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Speaker 5: Like I want to be invited to someone's boat.

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Speaker 6: But because I'm a man, I'm expected to either own

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Speaker 6: one myself or you're ms.

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Speaker 5: Ol too desperate.

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Speaker 8: Just just charter one, as a woman who's been at

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Speaker 8: f Cove, I pay for it, you rent it, you

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Speaker 8: don't have to day.

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Speaker 5: You're fine, You're fine. Don't own a boat.

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Speaker 2: Own a boat is a whole different, whole, different set

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Speaker 2: of circumstances.

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Speaker 5: About it's a horse of a different car.

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Speaker 1: And you know what else always says his two favorite

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Speaker 1: days about owning a boat, was buying the boat and

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Speaker 1: selling the boat.

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Speaker 6: I can't afford one. I just want to be invited.

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Speaker 6: That's my goal for twenty twenty six.

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Speaker 5: Summer twenty six.

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Speaker 3: Here I come, Wow, I want to be invited on

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Speaker 3: someone's boat.

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Speaker 5: There you go, Danielle, what's up?

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Speaker 1: So when I was at the airport, I went through

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Speaker 1: security and I got baby bee flagged and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: what happened? When happened? He goes, Oh, it's a random

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Speaker 1: phone check, so we need your phone. I said, okay,

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Speaker 1: So I give my phone and they wipe it whatever, whatever, Okay,

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Speaker 1: So here's my question.

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Speaker 5: It's a random phone check.

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Speaker 1: What if the person before me or the one after

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Speaker 1: me is the one that really has something on their phone?

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Speaker 1: Like a random phone check? To me is the it's

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Speaker 1: just stupid. Either do everybody or don't do anybody? Because

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Speaker 1: they do.

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Speaker 5: It's just but it's weird.

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Speaker 7: So they just mean wiped it.

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Speaker 1: They didn't go did they know? They didn't look at

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Speaker 1: they wipe did they like? They like put the little

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Speaker 1: wand over it to like see right, and he.

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Speaker 5: Looking for residue of some short and even the woman.

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Speaker 1: Who took it. I go, I don't understand.

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Speaker 6: What is it?

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Speaker 4: Boy?

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Speaker 1: She just looked at me, she goes, Oh, it's just

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Speaker 1: some random thing that pops up. So sorry, I got

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Speaker 1: to take your phone like she looked at me, like, yo,

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Speaker 1: this is stupid too. Just it doesn't make any sense

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Speaker 1: to me that it could because it's if it's not me,

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Speaker 1: maybe it's the guy right behind me, but you missed

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Speaker 1: him because.

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Speaker 2: He was You never know, but you know, in the

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Speaker 2: in the world of of you know odds, that it

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Speaker 2: does increase their odds slightly that they could find something,

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Speaker 2: but not a lot slightly.

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Speaker 5: I guess.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so weird.

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Speaker 2: What's up with our special guest, Scotty b Welcome to

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Speaker 2: around the room, Scotty Bee.

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Speaker 5: I'm so happy to be here.

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Speaker 9: You know, if you're a parent planning on buying your

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Speaker 9: child a cell phone, I strongly urge you to take

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Speaker 9: out the insurance. It's only a couple of bucks. Most

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Speaker 9: companies offer it. Because my daughter called me hysterically crying

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Speaker 9: from another phone last weekend because she was at an

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Speaker 9: amusement park and her phone fell out of the ride

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Speaker 9: into the bottom of a lake. And it is sitting

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Speaker 9: at the bottom of a lake and asid choose its

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Speaker 9: right now. So thankfully I did take out the insurance

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Speaker 9: because I know she's a bit of a mess. And

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Speaker 9: instead of paying twelve hundred dollars, I only had to

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Speaker 9: pay two hundred dollars for a new phone. So take

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Speaker 9: out insurance on on phones.

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Speaker 5: And there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah,