1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:03,239 Speaker 1: Jewbles Dirty little Secret? 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:07,920 Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, what's up? How are you? You have a dirty 3 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:08,560 Speaker 2: little secret? 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,039 Speaker 1: What? 5 00:00:10,039 --> 00:00:12,120 Speaker 2: What's up? Not much? 6 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:13,040 Speaker 1: Man, Oh my god. 7 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,000 Speaker 2: Excited to talk to you. 8 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:16,680 Speaker 1: Before we start off this conversations. When to ask, how 9 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:17,239 Speaker 1: was your day going? 10 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:19,120 Speaker 2: That's pretty good? How about you? 11 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:19,800 Speaker 1: Yeah? 12 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:21,320 Speaker 2: Thanks, man, they's. 13 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:24,320 Speaker 1: Schooling pretty good. I faked being sick today to get 14 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:27,080 Speaker 1: out of school, and I'm so glad I did. 15 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:29,160 Speaker 2: We're glad you did too, Oh my god. 16 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:31,680 Speaker 1: Okay, So it's probably not the type of confession that 17 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:32,519 Speaker 1: you guys want to hear. 18 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:35,640 Speaker 2: Okay, well you just gave us one about feeling being sick, 19 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:40,320 Speaker 2: but oh that don't matter. Yes, okay, okay, what is it? 20 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:45,720 Speaker 1: So, basically, whenever I was like ten eleven around that age, okay, 21 00:00:46,159 --> 00:00:49,479 Speaker 1: uh huh, I had a dog. Her name was Azie okay, 22 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:53,240 Speaker 1: and she had a problem with killing chickens. 23 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,200 Speaker 2: Oh okay. 24 00:00:56,360 --> 00:01:00,440 Speaker 1: She killed twenty one chickens in one night, oh my gosh, 25 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:03,200 Speaker 1: and we still had like twenty something left over. But 26 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:06,160 Speaker 1: my dad said, if she kills another thing, he's going 27 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:06,759 Speaker 1: to shoot her. 28 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:09,040 Speaker 2: Oh oh okay. 29 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:12,320 Speaker 1: Basically I went to the backyard and I saw in 30 00:01:12,319 --> 00:01:12,880 Speaker 1: her mouth she. 31 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:16,160 Speaker 2: Had a dead aby. Duck okay, And I was. 32 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:18,920 Speaker 1: Like, you can't be doing that, you know, yeh. So 33 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:20,960 Speaker 1: I grabbed it. I grabbed the duck down. I was 34 00:01:20,959 --> 00:01:23,760 Speaker 1: trying to hide it, so I tied it to a 35 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:26,160 Speaker 1: rock and then I dropped it in like a little 36 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:30,080 Speaker 1: creek thing in my jigger mm hmm. And whenever I did, 37 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:32,240 Speaker 1: I saw the guts come up and I had not 38 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:35,800 Speaker 1: been I can't stop thinking about it. Oh, I w 39 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:38,880 Speaker 1: this was like all probably have the type you guys 40 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:41,560 Speaker 1: were running, but I was not even expecting you would 41 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:42,240 Speaker 1: actually call him. 42 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:46,000 Speaker 2: Well, so you saved the dog's life, though, I guess 43 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:47,360 Speaker 2: did you? 44 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:47,880 Speaker 1: No? 45 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,840 Speaker 2: Oh? Oh so your dad handled that? 46 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:54,560 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she killed another? Like six chickens song? 47 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,440 Speaker 2: Can you do that though? Can you just go ahead 48 00:01:57,440 --> 00:02:00,280 Speaker 2: and decide to just do that? Sounds like on like 49 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:03,480 Speaker 2: a farm or something. Yeah, not really. 50 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:06,920 Speaker 1: A farm though. We just have chickens. Oh urban chickens 51 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,080 Speaker 1: are we used to have like pigs, We have cows 52 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:09,600 Speaker 1: and everything. 53 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:14,520 Speaker 2: That sounds like a farm. What I thought? 54 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:19,040 Speaker 1: You know the story for it. So we got a pig, 55 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:24,639 Speaker 1: a piglet, and its name was Jumper because every single 56 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:26,400 Speaker 1: time that he touched his butt, it would jump. 57 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:31,040 Speaker 2: Up really cute. That's cute, and. 58 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:33,640 Speaker 1: We raised it until it got to like a normal 59 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:34,239 Speaker 1: sized pig. 60 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,560 Speaker 2: Right herena time you ate him for breakfast, I swear 61 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:36,880 Speaker 2: it again. 62 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,839 Speaker 1: Oh no, I didn't. 63 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:40,960 Speaker 2: But everybody else did. 64 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:42,600 Speaker 1: Gary. 65 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:45,359 Speaker 2: He's my neighbor, Jerry Jumper. 66 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:50,440 Speaker 1: He mocked the pig, said he was going to take 67 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:53,880 Speaker 1: a good care of it, and then like two days 68 00:02:53,919 --> 00:02:56,239 Speaker 1: later he sent us a picture of bacon and he said, 69 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:57,119 Speaker 1: Jumper is really good. 70 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:02,799 Speaker 2: Oh Gary, Why, yeah, I don't know. Gary's a really 71 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:03,280 Speaker 2: cool dude. 72 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:05,560 Speaker 1: Though he gave me some bullets because I noticed lawn. 73 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:10,440 Speaker 2: Oh that's cool. Well, thank you for telling us your 74 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:12,520 Speaker 2: dirty little secret. Thank you for listening to man. Enjoy 75 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:19,400 Speaker 2: your day off. Thank you of course, all right you too, 76 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:24,320 Speaker 2: Bye bye? Hello, Yes, hey, you have a dirty little secret. 77 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:26,639 Speaker 2: I do, sweet, what is it? 78 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:30,079 Speaker 3: Okay? So a couple of years ago, my brother in 79 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:32,480 Speaker 3: law you're still live with here, so hes to live 80 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:36,360 Speaker 3: with us, and I hated him so so much. Dad, 81 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 3: like when he would go to work because he was 82 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,960 Speaker 3: sleep in the living room, right, so he would he 83 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:43,200 Speaker 3: would only share just one reread restroom, which is you know, 84 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:44,120 Speaker 3: we wouldn't go in there. 85 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:45,600 Speaker 1: So when he would go to work. 86 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,400 Speaker 3: I would speak into the restroom and I would grab 87 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:50,160 Speaker 3: his charger, his phone charger, and I would put colorox 88 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,080 Speaker 3: in it. I would put it like dip in and water. 89 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:54,839 Speaker 3: And then when he came home, he charged. 90 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:56,040 Speaker 1: It and he connected to his phone. 91 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,320 Speaker 3: And then as soon as he he connected it, like 92 00:03:58,400 --> 00:03:59,640 Speaker 3: his phone shut off. 93 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:01,760 Speaker 1: So he was so worried. He's like, what am I 94 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:02,880 Speaker 1: going to do? Like my phone? 95 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:04,920 Speaker 3: And then now I think it's the charger, he says, 96 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,720 Speaker 3: going crazy. But then his phone stopped working, and I'm like, 97 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:09,560 Speaker 3: oh my god, what did I do? It didn't think 98 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:11,240 Speaker 3: it was going to do all that. So then he 99 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:13,280 Speaker 3: went the next day, I got himself on new phone, 100 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,200 Speaker 3: and I'm like, I don't care. I hate him that much. 101 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:18,680 Speaker 1: I don't care. 102 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:20,480 Speaker 3: But that's what he gets for being. 103 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:22,080 Speaker 2: A k I don't know you could break a phone 104 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:25,760 Speaker 2: by dipping the charger in chloroc Yeah. 105 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,760 Speaker 3: I really didn't think so either, but I'm like, oh 106 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,760 Speaker 3: my god, he's going to connect it back to his phone. 107 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,000 Speaker 3: And then when he did it, I'm like, oh, when 108 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:32,320 Speaker 3: I was. 109 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:33,120 Speaker 1: Good and sick. 110 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:35,120 Speaker 3: But anyways, he deserved him. 111 00:04:35,279 --> 00:04:38,480 Speaker 2: That's so funny. That's funny. The creative levels of evil 112 00:04:38,839 --> 00:04:43,760 Speaker 2: is so impressive. Yeah, well, thank you for secret, thank 113 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:46,520 Speaker 2: you for telling us your little secret. All right, all 114 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:50,680 Speaker 2: right bye, what's your dirty little secret.