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Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 1: Do you want to welcome you back home? Tell us

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Speaker 2: Melbourne?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Ride with Karen and Chris.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to Do you need a ride? This is Chris.

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Speaker 4: Fairbanks and this is Karen col Garrett. You are listening

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Speaker 4: to our new season.

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Speaker 1: It's the new season on the new network. It's a

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Speaker 1: brand new it's a brand new.

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Speaker 4: Diner and it is we of course have been doing

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Speaker 4: this for is it five years?

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Speaker 1: It's about eighteen years?

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Speaker 3: About its ever? It's we Are podcast. Is old enough to.

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Speaker 4: Buy whiskey in Canada? In Canada, yeah, which would be rye?

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Speaker 1: Of course? Oh a less popular.

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Speaker 4: Don't get me started on different types of booze in Canada.

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Speaker 5: There's the idea of an alcoholic teen in high school

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but reminds me of home. Yeah, in the holidays.

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Speaker 3: I am from a giant state that is not very populated.

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Speaker 3: It is bigger than New Hampshire.

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Speaker 4: If you can imagine either New Hampshire, go go forty

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Speaker 3: And you're good at we're both good at math.

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Speaker 4: And I'm I'm not bragging about being sensitive right now,

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Speaker 3: And I know again I'm not bragging about being sensitive,

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Speaker 5: That's what we do and we'll always do it. That's

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Speaker 4: That's right on our hotline. We have a phone right

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Speaker 5: I want to look like an eighties cocaine based stockbroker.

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Speaker 1: I like three very specific pictures that do not match up.

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Speaker 4: I think that we actually do that. It might be

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Speaker 5: I just think that's bad luck for you to try

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it is just him, and it's all innuendo, but

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Speaker 3: Here we go again, Here they come. Here they come.

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Speaker 5: To get Chris's first tears, and you will get some

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Speaker 3: Okay, I've told all my stories a couple of times.

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Speaker 1: I know, I me too, That's that's the nature of podcasting.

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Speaker 5: Yes, absolutely, absolutely pretending but also loving it. Every time

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Speaker 1: I know how this goes. Let's do the day.

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Speaker 4: I am my father's son, and I've said this before,

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Speaker 5: But I think I've told you. We've had this conversation

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Speaker 1: And we still told the story anyway.

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Speaker 4: And me knowing that story is why Danny Sebios is

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 3: I love Danny.

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Speaker 1: He's the greatest.

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Speaker 3: It's this is.

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Speaker 4: An interesting experiment. Apparently I'm the hot, sweaty one. The

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and foggy.

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Speaker 5: It's because the AC is not on. And but it's

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Speaker 3: Christmas, so excited for it.

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Speaker 1: I'm so excited about sexual deviancy of Christmas. Wait, oh baby,

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Speaker 4: Nope, making her it's cold outside and that's where you're going.

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Speaker 3: No, No, you're right, making her go out?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, get out in the snow you slept.

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Speaker 3: Put on this angli, getting that.

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Speaker 1: Snow bank, put on these skis and do what I say.

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Speaker 3: Santa's coming and it's a it's a real.

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Speaker 5: That's how you make that show that song? Uh politically

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Speaker 3: It's a lot like stand up.

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Speaker 4: You know how old some of my jokes are, Like

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Speaker 4: are great. Yeah, now they're good pieces of business. They

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Speaker 1: Yes, some of these jokes.

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Speaker 5: trust them, you rely on them. They put bread on

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Speaker 1: It's bag after bag. Yet my eats are all the

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Speaker 4: I am on an inflammatory diet. If it doesn't go

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Speaker 1: Gluten this everybody.

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Speaker 4: I wish I could just I wish there was a

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Speaker 3: Talked about that, right. Their slogan used to be asp cream.

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Speaker 3: They changed it to better use aspa cream. No, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Ass for cream. You had your asp for fucking cream.

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Speaker 4: You know a lot of these podcasts, they aren't at

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Speaker 1: Dry. The driest of all the big goods.

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Speaker 3: This is put are we eating or am I doing? Fully? Work?

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Speaker 5: I'm also opening, uh this bad paper. This is Stephen's

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Speaker 3: We're putting a warning in front of this.

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Speaker 1: We're doing crinkling and smacking. Oh sorry, no, no, I'm

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Speaker 3: No, I yeah, but I can't summon the word car.

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Speaker 1: Then you're full of scone. I just go your scone drunk, Chris, you.

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Speaker 3: Have to judge the tone of my oo. Either I

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Speaker 5: It's we were talking about that movie Crash, not the

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Speaker 1: Do you want that one?

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Speaker 4: I remember thinking I was watching the other one, and

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Speaker 3: The bloody bodies in my pants are now No I didn't,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the racism one or the or the erotic one. Sorry, yeah,

447
00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:56,280
Speaker 1: the erotic one you just bone is more delicious than

448
00:21:56,320 --> 00:22:00,119
Speaker 1: I anticipated, and I I'm.

449
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:01,080
Speaker 3: It's very good.

450
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,200
Speaker 1: It's so good. This is like we're having a little

451
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,159
Speaker 1: Christmas party right now, doesn't I feel like it?

452
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:08,320
Speaker 3: I'm I you do know I love Christmas?

453
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,600
Speaker 1: Right, I think so? I mean, I don't think we've

454
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,480
Speaker 1: talked about this might be a new topic. Are you?

455
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,040
Speaker 1: Are you ready to go into it? I think?

456
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:17,440
Speaker 3: I mean, I haven't rehearsed it for five years while

457
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:19,240
Speaker 3: on air, But here we go, let's try it.

458
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,920
Speaker 4: I love I'm not you know, I'm not religious and

459
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:25,639
Speaker 4: I didn't grow up with religion really except for we.

460
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:29,040
Speaker 1: Keep going, except for what the camp you went to.

461
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:31,680
Speaker 3: Go ahead, exactly, thank you. But I've told that story.

462
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,600
Speaker 1: Don't tell it. I've added to it though, Okay.

463
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:40,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well I fell off a dock at it and

464
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:41,359
Speaker 3: my nipple.

465
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:44,360
Speaker 4: They cut my nipples off, and when I left out

466
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,200
Speaker 4: was I do remember because I was holding them because

467
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,879
Speaker 4: I was embarrassed, and it heard and I was and

468
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:52,480
Speaker 4: then it left little nipple blood marks on my on

469
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:56,760
Speaker 4: my palms and someone some in turn.

470
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,320
Speaker 3: Said that's stigmata, and I had to go to a

471
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:00,840
Speaker 3: separate room and I had to talk to the.

472
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:04,840
Speaker 4: Head pastor and I'm like, no, but the joke, key

473
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:06,040
Speaker 4: part I'm trying to figure out.

474
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:09,560
Speaker 3: I don't remember during the Yeah, no, I haven't figured

475
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,160
Speaker 3: it out and say sorry, no more.

476
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 1: Oh okay.

477
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 4: I don't recall during the crucifixion, you know, coming up

478
00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:18,359
Speaker 4: and giving him a titty twister or whatever. I don't

479
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:21,640
Speaker 4: know when once it comes to turning it into a joke,

480
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:22,040
Speaker 4: I don't have.

481
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 3: A lot of skills.

482
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:25,159
Speaker 5: I get it, you know, it's in process. But that

483
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 5: story and of itself is wonderful. It was rich anecdote.

484
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:33,240
Speaker 4: It was the most horrifying week I've ever had as

485
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,320
Speaker 4: a child. I was just hearing voices. I was hearing

486
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,760
Speaker 4: what I thought were demons. I was hearing in the

487
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:42,960
Speaker 4: background children drowning in the lake. But I think I've

488
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:46,119
Speaker 4: said this before. It was yep, Yeah, it was just

489
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:46,880
Speaker 4: the other kids.

490
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:50,520
Speaker 3: Their booger whistles as they slept sounded like screaming.

491
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,840
Speaker 4: The point is, I'm not that religious, but I love

492
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,800
Speaker 4: Like last night at the place across they had some

493
00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:02,560
Speaker 4: some white frosted tree, this artificial tree with wires, and

494
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:06,280
Speaker 4: they had done nothing to primp it or or crimp it.

495
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 1: Crump trump trumpet.

496
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:10,879
Speaker 3: I think I just had a stroke.

497
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,960
Speaker 4: They did nothing to it to make it look good,

498
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,440
Speaker 4: and so I spent about an hour on it and

499
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 4: moved the ornaments, and they all watched. They're like, you're

500
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 4: really good at this, and I'm like, yes, I love Christmas. Sorry,

501
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 4: where were you at Killer Shrimp? The establishment?

502
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:26,680
Speaker 1: Killer Shrimp?

503
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 3: It's a gross in my house.

504
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,440
Speaker 1: You buried the lead that you were in public doing this.

505
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:33,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, And that staff was just kind of watching me.

506
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:38,000
Speaker 4: I'm like, that's not a Christmas tree. And then it

507
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 4: was like almost in emotion. There's a footstool. It was

508
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,880
Speaker 4: a perfect setup and it really looked.

509
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:44,280
Speaker 1: Good in the end.

510
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:47,200
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm actually pretty good at at getting a

511
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:47,879
Speaker 3: tree ready.

512
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:49,640
Speaker 1: That's fucking hilarious.

513
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:51,240
Speaker 3: What is prim primming the tree?

514
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,840
Speaker 1: What is a trim trimming the tree? Oh my gosh,

515
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,280
Speaker 1: I know it's dirty.

516
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 5: Everything's a little bit dirty, grimming the tree, trimming the tree, Yes, nothing,

517
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:02,879
Speaker 5: have been other trimmings.

518
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:07,920
Speaker 4: Like your bangs or or meats, different meats. I'm gonna

519
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:12,119
Speaker 4: trim myself of my clothes and come right back. Let

520
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:16,800
Speaker 4: me go slip into something more trimmable, so sexy.

521
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 5: And you're in the still in the middle of Bubba

522
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:23,199
Speaker 5: Gums troop, sir, please, you have to wear pants in.

523
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:27,359
Speaker 1: Here, m That's why they call it killa trimp it's o.

524
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 7: Kila, you just made of your own dick Joe. Oh wow, Wow,

525
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 7: that's kind of powerful.

526
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a we're looking at graffiti that says rip McCain.

527
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 3: There's a young picture of him, kind of a wood cut.

528
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:46,720
Speaker 1: Yeah.

529
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 5: Somebody someone they spray paint stenciled a picture of McCain

530
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 5: in his navy uniform.

531
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 3: But you would think a fan of his wouldn't really

532
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,440
Speaker 3: be into the graffiti arts.

533
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:01,280
Speaker 5: No, I would think that is why or whoever spread

534
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 5: that up there would be more of like a you

535
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,159
Speaker 5: know what cross stitcher that is?

536
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:08,200
Speaker 1: Are you right?

537
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,199
Speaker 3: She's like, no, one's fine my pillows anymore. I got

538
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 3: to hit the streets.

539
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take this message to the people. Rest in peace,

540
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 1: my husband.

541
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:20,359
Speaker 3: I do like the idea of an older couple just

542
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,520
Speaker 3: doing that in broad daylight, doing.

543
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 1: Graffiti and then walking back over to their mansion. Over here.

544
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 3: We did good today, Honey, close the gate.

545
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:32,440
Speaker 1: Now, let's break dance in the living room. We'll live

546
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 1: whatever goddamn life we want.

547
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 4: Let's watch that scene from Cocoon where the old people

548
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,680
Speaker 4: are break dancing to get in the mood.

549
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,680
Speaker 5: I have to apologize. If my sister was listening to

550
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,879
Speaker 5: this and she heard me eating this rice crispy. Oh,

551
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:47,760
Speaker 5: she would lose her fucking mind. Yeah, it's it's not

552
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:49,920
Speaker 5: it's pretty gross. No one wants to hear it.

553
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:51,399
Speaker 1: I do apologize, Steven.

554
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:52,080
Speaker 5: Is it is it?

555
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 1: Can you hear it a lot?

556
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:54,800
Speaker 6: No, it's not too bad.

557
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:58,159
Speaker 3: It's more of when it's like the crinkling Party's probably right.

558
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 1: I put it down. I put it down. It's a

559
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 1: gorgeous winter day here in Burbank, really pretty it is.

560
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 4: There is there is certain memories that get triggered by

561
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 4: the smell of like the sun coming out right after

562
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:20,160
Speaker 4: the rain. And there's one specific one, and I don't

563
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 4: know why, just a day in my hometown and that

564
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 4: I was maybe sixteen, and I remember every time it rains,

565
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 4: I think of that day. And I don't think there's

566
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 4: any importance to it other than me as a as

567
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:38,479
Speaker 4: a young teen thinking, boy, it's really pretty out right now.

568
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it just brings that smell, brings you back

569
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 1: to that day.

570
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 4: It's always that day. Yeah, It's always that day. Strawberry

571
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 4: Field Forever also triggers that. That song triggers that that visual.

572
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:51,440
Speaker 4: It's so weird how.

573
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 1: Certain same day. Yes, same moment.

574
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 4: So I always wonder why because it's it's not off

575
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 4: a but it's it's really vivid and it's almost like

576
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:03,680
Speaker 4: I can see it.

577
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 3: So what happened that day? Did some ghosts flying through me?

578
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 6: What?

579
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:11,440
Speaker 1: There has to be a reason that did you Were

580
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,479
Speaker 1: you in school? Were you walking home from school? Did

581
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,320
Speaker 1: you go I was having a bad day.

582
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:17,200
Speaker 3: I think I was doing door to door sales for

583
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:18,719
Speaker 3: Serendipity Ventures.

584
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 1: Yes, so you were. This was just a moment of

585
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 1: mercy in the otherwise terrible day.

586
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,879
Speaker 3: It was a terrible day. I had sold no coupon books.

587
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:26,680
Speaker 3: I got threatened.

588
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 4: I think almost that was a day A dog I

589
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 4: got bit because I know where I was, at the

590
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 4: end of Brooks and a dog bit me.

591
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 3: I went onto a guy's porch, I'm like, do you

592
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:37,680
Speaker 3: need to get your oil?

593
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 1: Take? And then a dog. But it was really a

594
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 1: The coupon book was great.

595
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 4: All you would I would go to the coupons, I'd

596
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 4: be like, look, this is a half price oil change

597
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 4: just down the street. This book is six dollars with

598
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 4: this one coupon or coupon, depending on where part of

599
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 4: the country you're from.

600
00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 1: I's very savvy about wistic and they're trying people.

601
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:09,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, people come around gather around Elixis in coupon books,

602
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:10,719
Speaker 4: but not really Aleixis.

603
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,760
Speaker 8: And that is like in the coupon books, this one

604
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 8: half off Allixes. This one's for crooked legs and drash bills. Yeah,

605
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 8: one coupon paid for the book.

606
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 4: And I would show it to them and they're still like, well,

607
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 4: I don't know when doesn't expire.

608
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 1: You have two years now, I'm a child. Also, please

609
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:34,520
Speaker 1: buy this. How old were you?

610
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,040
Speaker 3: It was my first job. I had to be fifteen.

611
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 4: Shit, And I know I've talked about this, but the

612
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:44,239
Speaker 4: other guys I worked with were grown up men who

613
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 4: drank a lot. And one time we had to pick

614
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 4: them up at the elbow room. And the two guys,

615
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 4: two guys I had to walk around in the neighborhood

616
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 4: with that day.

617
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 1: This was a different day.

618
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 4: They were just fighting in the park parking lot, bleeding,

619
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 4: black eye, bloody nose.

620
00:29:59,280 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 3: Yes.

621
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 4: And then they got and they were reeked of alcohol

622
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 4: and they got in the car and I'm like, I'm

623
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 4: so scared.

624
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 1: Did you say that out loud?

625
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 3: I know, I was just like I get it.

626
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 1: Boys.

627
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 3: The old poking Dick in the parking lot.

628
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 1: I got you. Every once in a while, man's got it.

629
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 1: This is what I said.

630
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 3: I was like, everyone's a while.

631
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 1: Man's gotta tell another man that he's his friend. By functioning,

632
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 1: you boys will be all right. Hey, did you see this?

633
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,560
Speaker 1: This coupon is worth six dollars.

634
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 3: You know what I think?

635
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:33,440
Speaker 1: Guys, hope you're punching again anyway, this is the coupon.

636
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna lead with the oil change once you guys

637
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 1: are done hitting each other. And when you're done hitting

638
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 1: each other, here's some half off gauze. Wrap it around

639
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 1: your head.

640
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 4: I don't know if it was the violence or just

641
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 4: having to go out into the streets and be scared

642
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 4: knock on doors.

643
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 1: As much as it is, I very much dislike sales.

644
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 4: Yes, me too, And I figured that out early on,

645
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,000
Speaker 4: and my dad told me't like it if you have

646
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 4: to set aside, like because you kind of have to

647
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 4: trick someone even if you believe in the product, like

648
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:09,719
Speaker 4: I did two years later with CUTCOA knives.

649
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 1: You are you know.

650
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 3: I would walk into a house and they would have

651
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 3: holes in their place mats, or.

652
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 4: They looked like they didn't have extra money, certainly not

653
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 4: for a knife set where it's like fifty bucks per night,

654
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 4: like they're really expensive.

655
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 5: You know.

656
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 4: Mm, wait, are you buying time so you can chew

657
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 4: and swallow? Or is this my knife story of snooze

658
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 4: fast both. There's a lot of pressure with this new season.

659
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 5: I know.

660
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 1: I agree. That's why I'm just not saying anything at all.

661
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 3: What if someone's tuning in, that's not gonna help people

662
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 3: just tuning in?

663
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, Karen for the first time, it's just she doesn't

664
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 4: talk and this other guy tells you really boring sales stories.

665
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 1: I here's the reason I like your Cutcoast stories.

666
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 5: It's because it reminds me of every job I had

667
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 5: felt like the worst thing that was happening to me ever,

668
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:08,400
Speaker 5: And it was because I don't like working and I'm

669
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,240
Speaker 5: very lazy. And I remember one time I hadn't gotten

670
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 5: a job and I called my parents to borrow money

671
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 5: for the twelfth time, and my mom goes, do you

672
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 5: think you don't have to work?

673
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 1: And I was like yes.

674
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:22,000
Speaker 5: I said yes back to her, like finally you understand me,

675
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 5: and she's just like, you fucking asshole. So I know

676
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 5: those like anytime you get a job where you had

677
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 5: to somehow weirdly be like, hey, I'm a confident salesperson

678
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 5: even though I'm nineteen and I have the weirdest outfit

679
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 5: on and I just want to lay down and drink

680
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 5: right right.

681
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 3: I never I never felt good about any age.

682
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 1: Well, favorite job, favorite job.

683
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 4: My favorite job I think there was like a real job,

684
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 4: was when I just walked into a T shirt chop

685
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 4: and I showed him my drawings or it was my favorite.

686
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 1: Process of getting hired ever.

687
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 4: Okay, where I walked in, the guy was kind of

688
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 4: intimidating and he's like, oh, you want to work here,

689
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:06,720
Speaker 4: here's your first job.

690
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 3: And he slid over this order and it was a

691
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 3: description of what these people wanted.

692
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 4: It was some rafting group, and I sat down and

693
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 4: I drew up a logo by hand, and they're like, okay, great,

694
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 4: and then they went down and printed it and then

695
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 4: the people got the shirts like it was a last

696
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 4: minute order, and I did the job. He's like, okay,

697
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 4: you're hired, but it was actual. It was an actual job,

698
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 4: and then.

699
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 1: Them testing you out was turned into the product that

700
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 1: got sold and made money. Thank you. Yes, that's amazing.

701
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like a cool It was like, oh,

702
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:46,200
Speaker 3: you want to audition for this commercial?

703
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 1: Roll them.

704
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 3: Do you like cat food or a better example, do

705
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 3: you like cat we all do.

706
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 1: Finally, cats you food for humans?

707
00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 3: Just hold on a minute. Natural Balance you know patent

708
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:04,719
Speaker 3: Man Patten?

709
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 1: You know Man Patton?

710
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:09,839
Speaker 3: Yes, you know, he's CEO of Natural Balance Food.

711
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,719
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I'm so glad you told me.

712
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,600
Speaker 4: Well, I was to interview some bulldog at skateboards and

713
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,800
Speaker 4: he was like, he was in the Rose Bowl parade

714
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 4: snowboarding that year.

715
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:21,480
Speaker 1: That's not the job you name is your favorite job?

716
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,279
Speaker 5: You fucking come in with I printed up shirts as

717
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:28,360
Speaker 5: your favorite job, and you fucking interviewed her. A skateboarding bulldog,

718
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 5: A lot of bulldogs, a little baby, cute ones.

719
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 4: No, the bulldogs love jumping on skateboards. And then this

720
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 4: float one year and this dog has passed. But he

721
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 4: had his own calendar, he had his own tour bus.

722
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,320
Speaker 3: Whoa, he was a famous bulldog.

723
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:44,360
Speaker 1: I think I've seen him. I think is he the

724
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 1: one where he actually kicks along? Yes, he was very good.

725
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 4: Bulldogs will at first they're biting your ankle on the

726
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 4: side of the board, but eventually they get on it

727
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 4: and they're like, wait a minute, I get it.

728
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 1: That's fun.

729
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:59,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, and suddenly you have on your hands a skateboarding bulldogs.

730
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:02,880
Speaker 4: It's a great but they're gonna bite you at first.

731
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:07,319
Speaker 4: Dogs are unpredictable. Anyway, I interviewed this dog and at

732
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 4: the end they wanted some product thing and it wasn't

733
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 4: Dick van Patten or whoever his name is, but it was.

734
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, not Dick but Vince. But they had a

735
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,280
Speaker 3: dog food that it's said.

736
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 4: On it also you can have it, adults can have it,

737
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 4: and no, yes, and it just tasted like danty more

738
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:32,360
Speaker 4: beef stew or whatever.

739
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,880
Speaker 1: Are you sure they didn't mean adult dogs can have it?

740
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:35,719
Speaker 3: Guarantee?

741
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 4: He said, this food, the quality of this food is

742
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:42,359
Speaker 4: so good that we advertise that people can eat it too.

743
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,400
Speaker 4: And it seriously set it on the can and I

744
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:47,719
Speaker 4: ate it, and it tasted nothing like dog food.

745
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,400
Speaker 3: It tasted like people food. So it's like, there's no

746
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:51,800
Speaker 3: way this as good for dogs.

747
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,600
Speaker 1: Did you warm it up first? I ate the whole

748
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 1: can cold and it was good.

749
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:00,160
Speaker 4: No, it was on camera. It was like, well, here's

750
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 4: a dog food, you know, it's kind of the same.

751
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 4: I got a tattoo on camera. You know I would

752
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:05,840
Speaker 4: do anything. I'm a journalist.

753
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 5: You that is true, But you've now told the fourth

754
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 5: most mind blowing story. You ate dog food as a commercial.

755
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:15,360
Speaker 5: Oh happily.

756
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. And do you think this is I've never heard

757
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:19,319
Speaker 1: this one.

758
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 5: Do you think this is related to or caused by,

759
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:26,240
Speaker 5: when your mom made you what you thought was tuna

760
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 5: sandwiches and it was cat food sandwiches.

761
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,400
Speaker 3: If you give me permission to retail, there's a lot

762
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:32,400
Speaker 3: of new people listening.

763
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 4: It was just yes, it might have, but that was

764
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 4: horrifying because that was very much cat food in sandwich

765
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 4: form and.

766
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,759
Speaker 1: Not in any way cleared for adults or children to eat.

767
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 4: I was in sixth grade and I bet a sandwich

768
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 4: and put it down, and my friends were staring at me,

769
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 4: and I'm like, it's cat food, and my friends all

770
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:53,839
Speaker 4: smelled it, and it very cat Food's unmistakable and still

771
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 4: makes me gag.

772
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: It's so gross. I love cats, I hate their food. Yeah,

773
00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:01,360
Speaker 1: and I'm partial about the litter box. You could be

774
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 1: convinced right now, you're not so sure. A few more.

775
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 3: I think that's why I never got sick as a kid.

776
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 1: I was you'd already eaten a bunch of stuff.

777
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 4: Well, that's sand It was a sandbox, but my cat

778
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 4: used it for his reasons. And I'm three years old.

779
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 3: What am I going to do?

780
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 1: Not put it in my mouth. You're just going to

781
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 1: become like one of the X Men with all.

782
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:27,600
Speaker 4: Of your I really do, because I'm not kidding. I

783
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 4: as a kid, I had worms all the time, and

784
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 4: it was because I always had a hand. You know,

785
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 4: I'm playing a cat poop in my in my sandbox,

786
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 4: and this is gross.

787
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:39,480
Speaker 1: I know it's gross, but I had This is gross.

788
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 1: Just in case you're not entirely grossed out, if.

789
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 4: You aren't listening to the stories so far, let me

790
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 4: interrupt you by saying it's been gross. And I I

791
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:54,319
Speaker 4: never I got a certificate at the end of fifth

792
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:58,439
Speaker 4: grade that my entire elementary school career, I never missed

793
00:37:58,440 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 4: a day of school being sick.

794
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:03,360
Speaker 1: And I think that it's because I was just out of.

795
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 3: Steady diet a.

796
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:08,840
Speaker 1: There's no germs could survive past your soft palate.

797
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,440
Speaker 4: There's some of these kids out there just sick all

798
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:14,240
Speaker 4: the time, and it's because their parents never gave.

799
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 1: Him cat poop. Yeah, it's a huge mistake.

800
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 4: Anyway, I went home and my mom that she had

801
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,239
Speaker 4: made a sandwich in a hurry. There was a can

802
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:26,360
Speaker 4: of deviled ham next to a canon, and there was

803
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,840
Speaker 4: deviled ham in the cat's bowl and got the I

804
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:31,840
Speaker 4: got the cat food sandwich and that that.

805
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 1: Cat can describe that day.

806
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,799
Speaker 5: It just like your rain smell day, because he got

807
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,320
Speaker 5: deviled ham and it was so beautiful, and then he

808
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 5: noticed how gorgeous the clouds were. Every time he smells

809
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:45,640
Speaker 5: doubled ham, he's like, Oh, when I was eight, this

810
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,879
Speaker 5: fucking woman gave me deviled ham.

811
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,400
Speaker 1: And oh it was a September morning.

812
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 3: It was a woman that was always there, but she

813
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 3: was there for the first time. Somehow.

814
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:58,880
Speaker 1: I was just glad it wasn't a cucumber.

815
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you tap imagine, because all cats have as

816
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:03,320
Speaker 4: their taste buds.

817
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 1: Sure. Oh, and they're really good eyesight.

818
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they're and they're spiky, spiky, weird tongue and

819
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:12,920
Speaker 4: penis and they have a barbed penis.

820
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 1: And they do have a barbed penis, many animals do.

821
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,400
Speaker 5: It's just so they can keep that lady around for

822
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:19,960
Speaker 5: a little while while they're romancing her.

823
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 1: As one might want to say, it's not it's for drinking.

824
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 3: For sexual purposes.

825
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 1: It's for drinking. Cat's tongues are not barbed for her pleasure, Karen,

826
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 1: it's horrifying.

827
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:39,400
Speaker 5: It's just too that's really makes so much noise when

828
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 5: they're made out of fence outside your apartment.

829
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 3: They're a painful barb process.

830
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 1: It's like karma Kama Sutra style attack. Oh god, it's

831
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 1: the worst, and it's so true.

832
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:58,720
Speaker 3: That's why cats. Cats are shrieking in pain. It's because

833
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 3: sex is no no walk in the park.

834
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:09,279
Speaker 5: It is the borderline BDSM, which stands for dirty bad

835
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 5: bad dirty.

836
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 1: Yeah sex males bds.

837
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,759
Speaker 3: Oh man, you're better at that panic when it comes

838
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:23,319
Speaker 3: down to like.

839
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 1: The fill in the blank joke yeah, or the it's not.

840
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 4: An acronym acronyms when the initials spell aware and people

841
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:35,040
Speaker 4: go bit right, like dinar is an acronym acronym my

842
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:38,799
Speaker 4: m M f M, it's not. That's one of your

843
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:41,960
Speaker 4: podcasts is an acronym. The other one is their initials.

844
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 4: People misuse that all the time. And you know how,

845
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:50,400
Speaker 4: I'm super smart, right, so I sure do.

846
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 5: So you're just kind of here to teach us as

847
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 5: much as while I eat as much as anything else, mostly.

848
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 4: About when you're done using that mouth to throw that

849
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,759
Speaker 4: scone down, you're gonna use it to speak right around me.

850
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 1: I don't know who that was.

851
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:11,440
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, No, that's okay you. I think it's important

852
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 5: for us to explore. Remember when we were going to

853
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:15,279
Speaker 5: do this, in the very beginning of this idea that

854
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 5: we would do this podcast as a series of characters

855
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:19,240
Speaker 5: driving around.

856
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 1: Remember that, I mean it was like first pass idea

857
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 1: years ago.

858
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 4: The James Adomian episode was like, that is not what

859
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:30,319
Speaker 4: we're talking about. Okay, okay, I figured that would make

860
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:30,760
Speaker 4: you angry.

861
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 1: We're trying to be angry so I can keep eating.

862
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 4: What kind of a U, Karen, I'm afraid it's lapsed

863
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:41,879
Speaker 4: into a silent state of rage.

864
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:45,240
Speaker 3: Let's wait until she swallows, i mean, gets into better.

865
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 5: Mood, fills herself with marshmallow crispy surprises.

866
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 4: Every episode we're just hiding you're having snacks, yep, with

867
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 4: the fact that you're angry instead.

868
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's they're getting louder and louder, so it's like,

869
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:03,280
Speaker 5: why would you eat cruditay on a podcast?

870
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 1: It's disgusting. Yeah, watch this, I can cover it. They'll

871
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 1: never fucking know, they'll never know what I'm doing over here.

872
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 1: I'm just angry.

873
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:13,799
Speaker 3: No, but I do like that idea.

874
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 4: I mean, you and I aren't really character actors, not

875
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:20,880
Speaker 4: in the least, but you're good at it. The other day, oh,

876
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 4: the other day, someone said, who sings your song? The

877
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 4: song you heard at the beginning of this it's a

878
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 4: beautiful song, one of if I think you'll agree, one

879
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 4: of my favorite songs.

880
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 3: It's one of your favorite songs.

881
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 1: In a pinch, like overnight, I wrote that song in

882
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 1: like one sitting. It was nutso and.

883
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 4: It's really good. And someone said, who sings that song?

884
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 4: A fan of yours, And I'm like, I can't believe

885
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:48,239
Speaker 4: you don't know about this album. And I forwarded some

886
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 4: songs from live at the bootleg and it's really good.

887
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 1: Thank you.

888
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 3: It had been a while since I listened your album.

889
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 1: It's so good. You were there when I recorded it.

890
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 3: I was, I was, and I was It's like, yeah,

891
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 3: this is all right.

892
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 4: And now in retross like the I don't know if

893
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 4: it's a recording quality or just my tastes have become

894
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,240
Speaker 4: you know, sharper.

895
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 1: More refined, Yeah, more refined. That's what I mean. It's

896
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:14,400
Speaker 1: because we went to grad school.

897
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 4: Man, it was those last year at college really helped

898
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,359
Speaker 4: me realize how good your album Thank you so much.

899
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,799
Speaker 4: You know it's so good and you gotta be We've

900
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 4: talked about it jokingly, but you gotta get start the

901
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:26,719
Speaker 4: rock band.

902
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 5: I was gonna say, you know when I did it.

903
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:32,239
Speaker 5: At the time, I was really scared to do it,

904
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:35,319
Speaker 5: but I knew. I knew I had to like get

905
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 5: it down and make sure it was recorded. And the

906
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 5: only thing I could do, because I'm so such a

907
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 5: self sabotage sabatur.

908
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 1: Is, I was like, just do it.

909
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,920
Speaker 5: You're not gonna like it, no matter how good or

910
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 5: bad it is, You're not gonna like it. So just

911
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:51,880
Speaker 5: do it and walk away and don't listen to it

912
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:54,440
Speaker 5: for like five years. And that's what I did, and

913
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 5: that's what made it okay, because it's so horrifyingly vulnerable

914
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 5: to write and sing songs.

915
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 3: Did you see your old crappy No, it looks like crap.

916
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 1: Your life is better. We really progressed the same one.

917
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 4: But and then oh my point, yeah, I also forgot

918
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 4: that I watched a bunch of mister show stuff and

919
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 4: you're on that, thank you?

920
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 1: Yeah. That the sketch where.

921
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 4: Bob and David are both competing to describe the sunset bline.

922
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,439
Speaker 1: Oh yes, the blind girls sketch.

923
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I mean now it's offensive now a lot

924
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 3: of things are.

925
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 1: But I wasn't really blind. I was just doing it

926
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 1: for attention, right, right, she wasn't right?

927
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:46,399
Speaker 3: Okay right?

928
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, So so that could be even worse or much

929
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 5: much better. Scott Ackerman wrote that I.

930
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:53,880
Speaker 1: Think it does make it better. Lots of people like

931
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 1: that sketch. Hey, Ackerman has its moments.

932
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 3: Come on, give it up for the.

933
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 1: Give it up for the.

934
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,719
Speaker 3: Like that's his if he was a DJ.

935
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:09,360
Speaker 1: Or if he was a touring comic.

936
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 3: Holy speaking of both. I did a show last night

937
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:14,760
Speaker 3: as a comic.

938
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 4: It was it was in near your Neck, that Woods,

939
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:22,760
Speaker 4: right on Lancersham there and it was so North Hollywood

940
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:26,840
Speaker 4: and uh it was just behind a bar, but it

941
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:30,760
Speaker 4: was really fun, Like Larie Kilmartin was on it. Solman

942
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 4: did Georgio, and Solman I add did Georgio. I don't

943
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:38,280
Speaker 4: know why there's no Yeah, that's because of that pizza,

944
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 4: because of Diovanni.

945
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 1: Who's hilarious. Who's hilarious, so I don't think anyone makes

946
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,439
Speaker 1: me laugh more than her. All the people you've named

947
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:50,239
Speaker 1: so far, some of all of my favorite and.

948
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 4: Then this Canian guy was very funny, and then uh, yeah,

949
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:56,800
Speaker 4: it was a bunch of great comics.

950
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 1: That's awesome.

951
00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:01,920
Speaker 4: And after that I was hungry and my friend and

952
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 4: I went to some sushi place and there was a

953
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 4: DJ that greeted us at the door, next to a

954
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:10,400
Speaker 4: guy who was so intense and scratching his face and

955
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:14,479
Speaker 4: looked like a cartoon character that was a mathematic cool

956
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 4: but they were in good moods and they said, come

957
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:18,840
Speaker 4: on in. This place is the funnest And it was

958
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 4: a sushi place and the sushi was good, and the

959
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 4: DJ kept getting on on the mic and saying that

960
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 4: this guy used to make sushi for Kim Kardashian, and

961
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 4: he'd waved his hand like and look at me now,

962
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 4: and I'm not making it, I mean, or maybe it's

963
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:39,359
Speaker 4: all believable and boring, but he kept it was an

964
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 4: interesting exercise in like getting warmed up, because I walked

965
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:46,040
Speaker 4: in and I was apprehensive to be there. And then

966
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 4: this guy who was dressed kind of like Guy Fieri,

967
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:51,279
Speaker 4: and his DJ name.

968
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:55,319
Speaker 3: Was Crocodile Joe. He would get any'd play like.

969
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 4: Y'all ready for this and like jock jams and then

970
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:02,399
Speaker 4: come a late you're my sugar pie baby, all those

971
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 4: that era of bad music.

972
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:05,760
Speaker 1: Which goes perfectly with sushi.

973
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 4: But then he made us all d ymca and he

974
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 4: made everyone get up that was eating there and do

975
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 4: the hand movements and I'm like, no, I don't want

976
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:15,800
Speaker 4: to know, but everyone was doing it, and I was

977
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 4: saying no.

978
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:17,360
Speaker 3: I said no ten times.

979
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:20,080
Speaker 4: The next thing you know, I'm there was a congo

980
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:23,760
Speaker 4: congo line and I was in the middle, but everyone

981
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:25,319
Speaker 4: was willing to do it, And I'm like, why am

982
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 4: I so uptight?

983
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:27,839
Speaker 1: Why do I think I'm better than this shit?

984
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 4: And then after this guy did that and made everyone

985
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:35,440
Speaker 4: feel uncomfortable, everyone was so loose and dancing and talking.

986
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:36,879
Speaker 1: Everyone was in a great mood.

987
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:40,360
Speaker 4: And it was this guy Fieri type, guy who's like

988
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:44,399
Speaker 4: made me roll my eyes and was like a kind

989
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:45,400
Speaker 4: of annoying.

990
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:49,360
Speaker 3: Really broke us all out of our shells, and I

991
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:50,759
Speaker 3: at the end I loved him.

992
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 1: Well, that's great.

993
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 3: Everyone felt great in that room.

994
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 1: Can I just ask a couple quick questions about the

995
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:59,400
Speaker 1: sushi detail? Yeah, I'm I need to really kind of

996
00:47:59,440 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 1: investigate that.

997
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 5: Okay, how many drinks did you have between the time

998
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:04,920
Speaker 5: you walked in, sat down and the time you were like,

999
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 5: you know what, I'm going to give.

1000
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 3: Over to they zero? I haven't been drinking. Oh, trying

1001
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 3: to get my face skinny from my special Oh, because.

1002
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 5: That's very telling, because it's that's to me, all those

1003
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:18,359
Speaker 5: rock and roll sushi places are just hey, alcoholics, come

1004
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:19,400
Speaker 5: eat here, because.

1005
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 1: You're not even gonna eat anyway. You just want to

1006
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:22,320
Speaker 1: fuck around, right I do.

1007
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:25,400
Speaker 5: I don't want to go to a restaurant people are

1008
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:28,759
Speaker 5: involved in the experience that I'm having and making me

1009
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 5: do things.

1010
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 4: Everyone else there I think was drunk to me and

1011
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 4: my friends, Okay, and I got I went in there.

1012
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:38,240
Speaker 4: I'm like, I have to eat now. And I stopped

1013
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 4: at two places before that, and they were closing. You know,

1014
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:43,359
Speaker 4: it was after the show. Its ten, we went in there.

1015
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:46,799
Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't care if these guys are obnoxious,

1016
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:49,880
Speaker 4: cracked DJs. I'm hungry and I'm eating. They're bad sushi

1017
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 4: even if it kills me, and sushi can kill you,

1018
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 4: it absolutely can.

1019
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:56,239
Speaker 1: Yes, you know, get some sea or tin in there.

1020
00:48:56,520 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 1: But then you basically you turned your attitude around the energy.

1021
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 3: I stayed like two and a half hours. I was

1022
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:03,879
Speaker 3: having so much fun.

1023
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 1: That's good.

1024
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 4: It was like being at a roller rink as a

1025
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 4: grumpy old single dad or something.

1026
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 1: But then you he cracked you.

1027
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:16,759
Speaker 5: His his energy for life and for sushi and for

1028
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:18,479
Speaker 5: bad music cracked you open.

1029
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 3: Yeah it really he did. It was great.

1030
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:24,279
Speaker 4: I think I hugged him a couple times. Wow, it

1031
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 4: was a weird experience. I don't ever want to see

1032
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 4: him again or be there again.

1033
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:28,880
Speaker 1: Well, he he already called you.

1034
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:32,400
Speaker 5: You have to eat runch with him on Saturday, and

1035
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:33,880
Speaker 5: he wants to know if you guys are going to

1036
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:34,600
Speaker 5: spend the holidays.

1037
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 3: Damn it?

1038
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:40,800
Speaker 1: What have you called on our hotlinete hotline? Hello, console phone?

1039
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:42,760
Speaker 1: You said you were my boyfriend.

1040
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:46,920
Speaker 3: I'd had a lot of sushi. Crocodile Joe.

1041
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:50,920
Speaker 1: I didn't really mean it. I just wanted it to

1042
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:51,799
Speaker 1: be a casual thing.

1043
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:54,439
Speaker 3: Here's the thing. I let my mouth run. People listen

1044
00:49:54,480 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 3: to this. Crocodile done. Joe could be less right now?

1045
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 1: God, could you imagine?

1046
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 5: And he's blasting it across the sushi restaurant and being

1047
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,360
Speaker 5: like jumping up and down, trying to be like a

1048
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:08,040
Speaker 5: power DJ.

1049
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 1: But it's to this bullshit.

1050
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 4: You had cargo cargo shorts, which is the whole package deal.

1051
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 4: Another first time story brought to you fresh, never before told,

1052
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 4: you know, because it happened last night.

1053
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 5: It's almost an argument for retelling stories no offense, right, But.

1054
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 3: I mean because that one was a stinker in the mood.

1055
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's great to work out your plotform.

1056
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 4: So you're saying, you're saying Crocodile Joe in his sushi

1057
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:43,279
Speaker 4: place might be a great story in five six years.

1058
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 1: I would marinate it at least for one year. Put

1059
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 1: it in a bull of vinegar, because you're going to

1060
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 1: be great one day.

1061
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 5: Pierre, I'm usually not this attack o hnted comedically with

1062
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:54,719
Speaker 5: you on this podcast.

1063
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 1: It's my new season one, season two. Sorry character.

1064
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 3: I expected you to be this way because we got

1065
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 3: to hold this to a higher standard.

1066
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.

1067
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 3: There's more listeners, there's more scrutiny.

1068
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:05,680
Speaker 1: That's right.

1069
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:08,359
Speaker 5: And I think attack comedy is coming back. I think

1070
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:10,840
Speaker 5: I could be the new Rickles of podcasting if I really.

1071
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:16,360
Speaker 1: Tried just casual friend roasting, friend roast slams and pranks.

1072
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 1: I'll definitely keep your eyes out for the prank.

1073
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:19,840
Speaker 3: Oh god, I love you.

1074
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 5: Know.

1075
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 3: My favorite is when you come up behind me and

1076
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:25,560
Speaker 3: you tap my left shoulder, but you're over on my

1077
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 3: right right in your I wrenched my neck over. I'm like,

1078
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:29,279
Speaker 3: no one's there. Yeah.

1079
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:31,359
Speaker 1: And then when you're turning your head the other way,

1080
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:40,359
Speaker 1: I have a screwdriver up by your ear again. Isn't

1081
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:43,399
Speaker 1: it weird? Should we drive by it again?

1082
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 3: Oh?

1083
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 1: God?

1084
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:44,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think.

1085
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:48,120
Speaker 4: We got some pictures last time, but didn't have our

1086
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:51,359
Speaker 4: new our new, I don't know what. So you're saying

1087
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 4: this podcast will be on like a website, Yes, can

1088
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:56,840
Speaker 4: we add pictures?

1089
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 1: Are you doing the character of my dad?

1090
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:00,520
Speaker 3: You want people about you know it?

1091
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:00,719
Speaker 5: Oh?

1092
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:02,239
Speaker 1: I could my dad.

1093
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:06,080
Speaker 5: So we started this podcast network. Georgia hard Shark and

1094
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 5: I have started exactly right podcast network. If you don't know,

1095
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 5: that's where you are right now.

1096
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:10,319
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1097
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 3: If you blindly turned on your computer and.

1098
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:15,239
Speaker 5: Ended up on the homepage, you just kind of put

1099
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 5: your hands all over the keyboard and now you're here

1100
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 5: with us.

1101
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:18,360
Speaker 1: Hey, welcome.

1102
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:22,440
Speaker 5: But my dad has tried to get me to explain

1103
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 5: in a way that is meaningful to him what the

1104
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 5: fuck a podcast network is? And I've tried and tried,

1105
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:30,320
Speaker 5: and I was I always use some kind of a

1106
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 5: radio metaphor, but he it was, it's like then he

1107
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 5: just immediately thinks of radio and he's.

1108
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:37,279
Speaker 1: Like, well, then how do you have to wait to

1109
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:38,480
Speaker 1: put it on at a certain time?

1110
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 4: Or or yeah, or he thought everyone comes in and

1111
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 4: in real time, they come into the studio and lay

1112
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 4: down some.

1113
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:50,000
Speaker 3: Tracks and it plays streams we could via the airwaves.

1114
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:52,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, whatever, like kind of like a Motown situation where

1115
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:55,279
Speaker 5: like every show on the exactly right network, we all

1116
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:58,879
Speaker 5: sit in there with it with cans on, watching each

1117
00:52:58,920 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 5: other record.

1118
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:02,319
Speaker 3: Don't sit there singing to the bucket you drift her.

1119
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 5: So I finally said, it's like we're Netflix, and then

1120
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,719
Speaker 5: everybody brings their movies to post on our website.

1121
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 1: Right, he finally got it.

1122
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:15,640
Speaker 5: But that also kind of is very reductive and makes

1123
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 5: it sound, you know, like we're not really doing anything.

1124
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:22,799
Speaker 1: We're more than just a website. Everybody we make ear movies. Yes,

1125
00:53:23,719 --> 00:53:25,760
Speaker 1: there it is, that's what we wound.

1126
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,840
Speaker 3: No picture Okay, wait, that's what I'm saying. On the website.

1127
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:30,480
Speaker 3: We can have a picture of this haunted house. We

1128
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:31,600
Speaker 3: looped around the block.

1129
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:35,800
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, because this one's kind of nice. Yeah, this

1130
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 1: doesn't seem haunted. It seems expensive.

1131
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:43,480
Speaker 3: I am a sneaking suspicion. That is it's the one

1132
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 3: next to it. I guess I don't think so, it's

1133
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:49,120
Speaker 3: just a similar This is what I know. This was

1134
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:51,280
Speaker 3: a stream we're on and the house isn't here anymore,

1135
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 3: or it's over there, like further down.

1136
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 1: But I'm turning around.

1137
00:53:57,239 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 4: These are beautiful homes. We're sorry to upset you, mister

1138
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:02,319
Speaker 4: amitybud Amityville.

1139
00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 1: The disappearing house. Is that scary? A house disappearing entirely? Ah?

1140
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 3: Yes, have you not seen Poulter geyst because guess what's underneath?

1141
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:14,640
Speaker 1: Skeleton Discreynold Native Americans.

1142
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:19,520
Speaker 3: It wasn't that the thing they were They were adding

1143
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:20,960
Speaker 3: a pool to Craig T.

1144
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:26,080
Speaker 4: Nelson's house, and they specifically said it was a Native graveyard.

1145
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:31,879
Speaker 5: They built the entire uh housing tract over the guy

1146
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 5: yells or Craig T.

1147
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:33,839
Speaker 1: Nelson yills.

1148
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:37,239
Speaker 5: You just move the headstones, and they basically didn't move

1149
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:39,520
Speaker 5: the bodies. They just built all the houses over a

1150
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:43,880
Speaker 5: Native American graveyard. And those the Native Americans in the

1151
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:46,840
Speaker 5: graveyard were pissed, and the Poltergeists began.

1152
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:50,280
Speaker 3: I think you found it. I think we are assaing

1153
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 3: the real haunted house.

1154
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:53,560
Speaker 1: You get ready to get ready, of Rudy, Where is it?

1155
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:54,440
Speaker 1: Is it not this one?

1156
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:57,160
Speaker 3: These things lift up and float around, they really do.

1157
00:54:57,520 --> 00:55:01,359
Speaker 3: That's I hate this about these these ones. It isn't

1158
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:04,919
Speaker 3: it's just gone. It's just gone.

1159
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:05,600
Speaker 1: It's just gone.

1160
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:08,799
Speaker 4: There were I mean, and I mentioned that I've been

1161
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:11,720
Speaker 4: watching a lot of these haunting you know, there're movies

1162
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:16,960
Speaker 4: about hauntings, documentary series about hauntings, and it's made me

1163
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:17,879
Speaker 4: think about my own.

1164
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:22,640
Speaker 3: You know, things I could never shake that still are.

1165
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 1: In my brain.

1166
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:28,960
Speaker 4: Just no just weird emotions that are triggered by a

1167
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:33,200
Speaker 4: certain sound or a smell. Not unlike the happy rainy

1168
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:37,680
Speaker 4: day thing, but I like, when I was a kid,

1169
00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:42,800
Speaker 4: I used to hear background noise would suddenly amplify and

1170
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:45,960
Speaker 4: and it would be in school during a test, and

1171
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:49,759
Speaker 4: so kids you could hear their pencils scratching papers all

1172
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:52,040
Speaker 4: of a sudden that would have an emotion attached to it,

1173
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:57,400
Speaker 4: and it sounded like instead of pencils, loud voices going like.

1174
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:01,520
Speaker 3: And it scared the hell out of me to where

1175
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:02,480
Speaker 3: I would almost faint.

1176
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:06,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, Now, either I was being haunted or I have

1177
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 4: a special power I've never tapped into, which is what

1178
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:12,880
Speaker 4: my mom's friend who rubs crystals said, Or I'm I

1179
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:14,840
Speaker 4: was just having little anxiety attacks.

1180
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:16,359
Speaker 1: Sure, what do you think?

1181
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:20,280
Speaker 5: Well, I've had the same thing happen where my hearing

1182
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 5: goes really strong for a second, right, and it almost

1183
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:25,759
Speaker 5: feels like The thing I think of is the conspiracy

1184
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:28,640
Speaker 5: theorists who believe that there are like radio transmissions in

1185
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:31,440
Speaker 5: their head, which is also I think of that because.

1186
00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:33,560
Speaker 1: That's also a sign of schizophrenia. And then I go,

1187
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:34,840
Speaker 1: is it coming for me? Today?

1188
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:37,480
Speaker 5: Is today the day I go down? And then I

1189
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:41,279
Speaker 5: just get real relaxed and then it goes away, right,

1190
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:44,240
Speaker 5: And I think there are things like my friend Bradford

1191
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 5: one time when we were working at Ellen.

1192
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:47,680
Speaker 1: He was a producer.

1193
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:54,080
Speaker 3: Her nickname for Bradley Wood for continue not that house, right, No,

1194
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 3: I'm I can't find it.

1195
00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:59,120
Speaker 5: So he was working one day and he had one

1196
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:01,800
Speaker 5: eye that was much worse, had a stronger prescription in

1197
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 5: his glasses than his other eye, and his eye click

1198
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 5: clicked into focus and he could see better with the

1199
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:12,319
Speaker 5: bad eye for like two hours. Oh no, and then

1200
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:14,719
Speaker 5: it went away. And I just think that that's how

1201
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:17,760
Speaker 5: our bodies are. Sometimes there's like weird shit brain stuff

1202
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:19,800
Speaker 5: going on. We don't we could never know.

1203
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:20,440
Speaker 1: I know.

1204
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:24,320
Speaker 4: And it's when you experience the high functioning or I

1205
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:28,160
Speaker 4: remember when towards again to college, I was all excited

1206
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 4: to or just of a semester. I was excited to

1207
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:35,640
Speaker 4: move to this snowboarding town and just snowboarding me with

1208
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:36,840
Speaker 4: my friends, and I was it.

1209
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:42,560
Speaker 3: But that week prior to that, I was calm all

1210
00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:42,959
Speaker 3: the time.

1211
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:46,200
Speaker 4: I was doing great in school, I was skateboarding better

1212
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:50,680
Speaker 4: every and my interactions with people, they would go, wow,

1213
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:53,560
Speaker 4: you're in a really good mood lately. I'm like, yeah,

1214
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:56,080
Speaker 4: I don't know what it is. And the whole time

1215
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:58,320
Speaker 4: I was paranoid that it was going to go away.

1216
00:57:58,760 --> 00:57:59,040
Speaker 1: Uh huh.

1217
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:01,439
Speaker 4: I'm like, you know, this isn't going to last forever

1218
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:04,960
Speaker 4: something for whatever reason, and orphans. I thought maybe I

1219
00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:07,960
Speaker 4: was sick and my body was trying to fight something,

1220
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:09,840
Speaker 4: which very well could have been the case.

1221
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:12,080
Speaker 1: And so it just was making you feel better in general.

1222
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:17,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, for some reason, my my chemically I was just winning,

1223
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:21,120
Speaker 4: or for lack very much of a better term, you.

1224
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:24,280
Speaker 1: Were Tiger's bloody all over the second place, telling me.

1225
00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:28,720
Speaker 4: Oh, I wish I could have thought of a better thing.

1226
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 4: I really upset that I said winning.

1227
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:35,040
Speaker 1: Oh, but I was. It's the best way to explain everything.

1228
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:35,720
Speaker 1: That's how you.

1229
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:38,760
Speaker 4: Felt everything I was doing, and it was coming effortlessly

1230
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:40,920
Speaker 4: and even physically.

1231
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,280
Speaker 3: It's so weird that physically I was performing better.

1232
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:46,080
Speaker 5: Physically you were slowly turning into Charlie Sheen and you

1233
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:49,640
Speaker 5: didn't realize that you had a widow's peak and really

1234
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:51,320
Speaker 5: flairy nostrils.

1235
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:54,960
Speaker 3: And you're like love. Its many, many, many addictions.

1236
00:58:56,600 --> 00:59:00,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I do remember being scared that it would

1237
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:01,760
Speaker 4: go away, and then when it did go away, I

1238
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:02,720
Speaker 4: was kind of bummed out.

1239
00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:05,920
Speaker 1: Sure, but I kind of let it know. But well,

1240
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:06,360
Speaker 1: you have to.

1241
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:08,480
Speaker 3: It is a true thing. It is true in the

1242
00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:12,959
Speaker 3: rate that UFOs are controlling That is what you said, right.

1243
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:18,200
Speaker 1: Our emotions a UFO made me cry. Anyway, Get what

1244
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:24,480
Speaker 1: show do I like these days? The UFOs are controlling me? Yeah,

1245
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:25,960
Speaker 1: those it just happened.

1246
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,360
Speaker 5: That audio thing I'm talking about just happened to me,

1247
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:31,000
Speaker 5: either yesterday or the day before at work, and it

1248
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:32,560
Speaker 5: was really one of those things where I was like,

1249
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:36,200
Speaker 5: because you know, people are talking about five G wireless

1250
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:39,480
Speaker 5: is like really strong, and we don't really know how

1251
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:42,320
Speaker 5: it could affect us. Somebody told me some conspiracy theory

1252
00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:45,840
Speaker 5: about five G wireless that has really gotten into my

1253
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:50,680
Speaker 5: head and freaked me out in a major way because

1254
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:53,280
Speaker 5: and I don't even know if it's true, I don't

1255
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:56,640
Speaker 5: know whatever. But then I just start thinking of these days,

1256
00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:59,640
Speaker 5: there's so much like shit in the air because we're

1257
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:01,280
Speaker 5: all you and computers all the.

1258
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:04,320
Speaker 1: Time, right, so you know who the fuck knows?

1259
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:09,400
Speaker 3: And it's proven that the equivalent these are microwaves.

1260
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:12,680
Speaker 4: It's the same as the eighties, you know, when you

1261
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:14,960
Speaker 4: were like, don't put your head right there, like there

1262
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:15,920
Speaker 4: was a I could.

1263
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:19,800
Speaker 3: Feel oddly cool air blowing into my face.

1264
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:26,320
Speaker 4: Yeah that is a nuclear like either either that or

1265
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:29,880
Speaker 4: but I've heard that that signals for cell phones are

1266
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:34,280
Speaker 4: very similar to microwaves. Yeah, they do, cause brain that's

1267
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:36,640
Speaker 4: proven that there it's bad that we're putting these up

1268
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:37,360
Speaker 4: to our skulls.

1269
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:38,200
Speaker 1: Yes, I think.

1270
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:40,920
Speaker 5: I think it's like the whole idea is we have

1271
01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:43,800
Speaker 5: to let everything go because we are killing ourselves right,

1272
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:44,800
Speaker 5: for sure?

1273
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:47,680
Speaker 4: And I and it might sound selfish or like you

1274
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:50,080
Speaker 4: don't have any real problems if all you worry about

1275
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:53,280
Speaker 4: is your own health, but that I'm sorry, call me, yeah,

1276
01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:55,440
Speaker 4: call me problem less because.

1277
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:57,320
Speaker 3: I'm so worried about your health.

1278
01:00:57,480 --> 01:01:00,640
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, sure, yeah, that my phone's gonna reach out

1279
01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:02,680
Speaker 4: and grab me, reach out and stab me.

1280
01:01:03,560 --> 01:01:05,960
Speaker 3: I'm going to rettabi.

1281
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:11,680
Speaker 5: Brouh uh brouh cajabra on your phone and I'm going

1282
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:13,320
Speaker 5: to stab You're going to kill you?

1283
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:13,840
Speaker 8: What?

1284
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:15,560
Speaker 1: What's wrong? I'm just your phone?

1285
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:18,720
Speaker 3: What is what's the policy on song parodies like that?

1286
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:22,760
Speaker 1: When we take a song and make it way worse?

1287
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:25,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have to legally pay anything.

1288
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:29,919
Speaker 1: And I think we're gonna go to jail for sure. Good.

1289
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:33,000
Speaker 3: It's such a means, something new to worry about.

1290
01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:35,600
Speaker 1: It's been reading all day. It's not raining right this second,

1291
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:39,160
Speaker 1: but it's all moody. And you found the house.

1292
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:40,400
Speaker 3: What you found?

1293
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:45,720
Speaker 1: The house haunted? Look at it. We did it. We

1294
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:48,040
Speaker 1: fucking stuck to it. And it's still on.

1295
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:53,200
Speaker 4: Reminding me of that boat I saw two days into

1296
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:59,000
Speaker 4: a Caribbean cruise. It was a boat, not unlike this house,

1297
01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:02,800
Speaker 4: except it was and had a little roof on it

1298
01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:06,400
Speaker 4: and a little lantern that was flickering on and off.

1299
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:09,400
Speaker 4: What it was a boat in the middle of the ocean.

1300
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:12,560
Speaker 4: I was on a cruise with my family and was

1301
01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:14,720
Speaker 4: out on the patio. It was nighttime and there was

1302
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:19,320
Speaker 4: just a boat out we had. It was a two

1303
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:23,720
Speaker 4: day trip, so we were going I think to most

1304
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:29,880
Speaker 4: Lawn or something somewhere in Central America. Okay, from Texas,

1305
01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:33,960
Speaker 4: I think, and there was just this boat out in

1306
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:35,360
Speaker 4: the middle of nowhere.

1307
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:37,680
Speaker 1: And no one was on it. A boat that looked

1308
01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:39,600
Speaker 1: like a house church, and it was.

1309
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:41,680
Speaker 4: Rocking to where you could see the floor of the

1310
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:43,920
Speaker 4: boat and everything in it, and there was not a

1311
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:44,959
Speaker 4: person in the boat.

1312
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:48,120
Speaker 3: And so everyone on the rest of the cruise was like,

1313
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:52,200
Speaker 3: so do you see the ghost boat. Everyone agreed that

1314
01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:55,200
Speaker 3: it was a ghost bok. Yes, And that house reminded

1315
01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:55,560
Speaker 3: me of it.

1316
01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:56,720
Speaker 1: Shit. Yeah.

1317
01:02:57,240 --> 01:03:00,840
Speaker 5: Also that house on the shutters, they're like weird crosses.

1318
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:04,040
Speaker 5: They look like teas, but they're even as opposed to

1319
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:06,360
Speaker 5: a crucifix, where the cross is on the top part.

1320
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:09,520
Speaker 1: It's in the middle, but it looks equally like Satanic

1321
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:10,640
Speaker 1: right and wrong.

1322
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,000
Speaker 3: That's the kind of house that in a movie that's

1323
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:14,600
Speaker 3: about I'm so sold.

1324
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:16,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you throw up because you're scared

1325
01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:17,680
Speaker 1: of ghost boats?

1326
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Speaker 6: You know?

1327
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Speaker 3: House ghost.

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01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:23,760
Speaker 1: Made me throw up in good diarrhea.

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01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:24,360
Speaker 3: Of course.

1330
01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:28,600
Speaker 5: Chris is watching The Haunting of Hill House and just

1331
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:30,920
Speaker 5: projectile vomiting onto his own television.

1332
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:34,400
Speaker 4: The only movie that doesn't make me do that, ironically,

1333
01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:35,360
Speaker 4: The Exorcist.

1334
01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:36,800
Speaker 3: Really, momitsane.

1335
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:39,160
Speaker 1: You've never felt more comfortable than when you watch that.

1336
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:43,400
Speaker 3: It's the only time my stomach feels coated and healthy.

1337
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:45,840
Speaker 3: Is watching Blair.

1338
01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:48,800
Speaker 1: Spit piece at the Wall.

1339
01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:53,240
Speaker 3: And it's pre secret. That wasn't split pea soup, that

1340
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:54,840
Speaker 3: was dog food.

1341
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:57,080
Speaker 1: No, but it's made for humans.

1342
01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:59,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yes, that house does.

1343
01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:02,280
Speaker 4: There a little crucifixes in the window, and it is

1344
01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:06,439
Speaker 4: the it's so cartoonishly haunted house that in a movie

1345
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:08,520
Speaker 4: about haunted house, as you would be like, well, it

1346
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:09,240
Speaker 4: serves you right.

1347
01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:12,720
Speaker 3: Yes, you should have said no to the realtor.

1348
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:15,040
Speaker 1: You're being silly moving into a house that haunted.

1349
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:18,880
Speaker 4: Well, the price is right, honey. Well, I'm just worried

1350
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:22,120
Speaker 4: that our son won't stop drawing these drawings. You mean

1351
01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:26,360
Speaker 4: the crayon ones of us dead. There we go movie written.

1352
01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:29,960
Speaker 1: You're welcome, go ahead and make it we dare you

1353
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:34,960
Speaker 1: starring Elliott? For me, I like that series The Haunting

1354
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:35,760
Speaker 1: of Hill House.

1355
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:38,120
Speaker 3: Or I really like the ending of it.

1356
01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:42,760
Speaker 1: What you did? You didn't like the ending?

1357
01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:47,040
Speaker 5: No, That's what I was gonna say is I didn't

1358
01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:49,080
Speaker 5: get all the way through because I don't want to

1359
01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:51,919
Speaker 5: watch families fight. Right if you have a haunted house,

1360
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:55,320
Speaker 5: throw some fucking plates at the wall and get it going.

1361
01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:58,440
Speaker 5: I don't want to watch people disagree about whether or

1362
01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:01,320
Speaker 5: not the house was unfair to them or their sister.

1363
01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:03,959
Speaker 4: I muscled through that. And I think you're talking about

1364
01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:05,920
Speaker 4: the scene where they're all at a funeral. Yeah, and

1365
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,800
Speaker 4: they are all fighting, but it was they it was

1366
01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:11,520
Speaker 4: so well acted, and I think it is the arguments

1367
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:13,840
Speaker 4: and the points they're making were so realistic that that

1368
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:18,520
Speaker 4: part felt like a especially tense episode of togetherness or something.

1369
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:21,320
Speaker 4: And I'm like, this show, this show is being changing

1370
01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:25,080
Speaker 4: genres on me. And then the end is this kind

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01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:27,480
Speaker 4: of hopeful interstellar type thing.

1372
01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:30,360
Speaker 1: Okay, and it and it's not I mean the end

1373
01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:31,040
Speaker 1: of the series.

1374
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:33,640
Speaker 4: Or the end yes, rather than you know, other horror

1375
01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:36,560
Speaker 4: movies where it's like and the whole time it was

1376
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:37,560
Speaker 4: just the devil.

1377
01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:41,920
Speaker 3: The end, everything's bad, all killing, they're.

1378
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:43,600
Speaker 1: All dead, the devil wins again.

1379
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:47,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I mean I like Hereditary, but it's like, oh,

1380
01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:49,920
Speaker 4: the end is the devil? What a cop out come on?

1381
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:53,200
Speaker 1: That movie was freaky as ship though it was it

1382
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:54,840
Speaker 1: was really good, just the end.

1383
01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:57,440
Speaker 4: I was like, come on, it could have been about

1384
01:05:57,520 --> 01:06:00,200
Speaker 4: those Sorry, these are all spoilers, by the way.

1385
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:02,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we'll put spoiler warning also at the.

1386
01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:06,840
Speaker 3: Top, right right right, spoiler warning, don't leave your milk out.

1387
01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:11,040
Speaker 1: Trigger warning, there's gonna be spoiled milk in this episode.

1388
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:14,880
Speaker 3: Spoiler trigger warning. This car has a spoiler on it.

1389
01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:15,720
Speaker 3: And I have a gun.

1390
01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:20,360
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry I have to bring it. I'm sorry,

1391
01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:22,640
Speaker 1: I have to bring it to that level of comedy. Sorry,

1392
01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:24,960
Speaker 1: I love guns. I just uh.

1393
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:31,320
Speaker 4: Tony Kollett's character was making miniature replicas of things happening.

1394
01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:32,440
Speaker 3: I mean that.

1395
01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:38,160
Speaker 4: I don't know why there shouldn't have been some like well, surprise,

1396
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:40,040
Speaker 4: it was just happening in this world that is in

1397
01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:43,520
Speaker 4: her psychosis or in her miniature.

1398
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:44,160
Speaker 5: Like it was.

1399
01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:46,000
Speaker 4: That was such a great that would have been a

1400
01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:48,640
Speaker 4: better way to end it other than but maybe they

1401
01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:51,480
Speaker 4: want you to think that, and in the end it's like, surprise,

1402
01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:54,880
Speaker 4: it's the devil. Everything's bad. This kid who you were

1403
01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:58,120
Speaker 4: rooting for, this nice boy, Yeah, he's screwed.

1404
01:06:58,400 --> 01:06:59,920
Speaker 1: He's the devil himself.

1405
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:02,920
Speaker 4: Go home and deal with your emotions. Not all movies

1406
01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:06,360
Speaker 4: are supposed to make you feel like it's a wonderful light.

1407
01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:09,320
Speaker 5: But I do agree that the Devil is not specific

1408
01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:12,120
Speaker 5: enough to make it scary, because I'm Catholic already went

1409
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:14,800
Speaker 5: through that phase of like I'm scared the Devil's gonna

1410
01:07:14,840 --> 01:07:15,000
Speaker 5: get me.

1411
01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:17,040
Speaker 1: It's such a generalized kind of thing.

1412
01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:20,760
Speaker 5: It's much more interesting when it's like it's actually the boy,

1413
01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:22,959
Speaker 5: you know what I mean, and he's just killing people.

1414
01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:27,080
Speaker 1: That's it's better, right, it's more grounded. I can get

1415
01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:29,920
Speaker 1: behind it. Sure, I do like that boy after Alex

1416
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,120
Speaker 1: Wolf that's in it. His mom was on thirty something.

1417
01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:33,720
Speaker 3: He's a great, great boy.

1418
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:38,720
Speaker 1: Of all the boy actors, and I'm saying he's the

1419
01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:39,520
Speaker 1: top boy.

1420
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:42,440
Speaker 3: Got me, boy boy, how are you at acting?

1421
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:42,800
Speaker 1: Boy?

1422
01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:43,320
Speaker 5: Why?

1423
01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:49,600
Speaker 1: I love it? Can scream into this bed, You've got

1424
01:07:49,680 --> 01:07:55,000
Speaker 1: the boods. Oh oh, we love old shit. Old timey

1425
01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:56,880
Speaker 1: voice is a new timy Netflix.

1426
01:07:57,280 --> 01:07:59,920
Speaker 4: How when and I don't think. The only thing I

1427
01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:02,520
Speaker 4: know about it it's roxy music is on the soundtrack.

1428
01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:04,880
Speaker 4: But that movie Legend where Tim Curry is the devil

1429
01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:08,000
Speaker 4: that was almost too scary for me.

1430
01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:13,960
Speaker 1: His makeup. Is it, David Bowie that you mean the devil?

1431
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:17,640
Speaker 4: And Curry is that big muscly scary devil in that

1432
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:20,080
Speaker 4: in that Tom Cruise as a child?

1433
01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:23,080
Speaker 3: Oh right, okay, I'm pretty sure.

1434
01:08:23,439 --> 01:08:25,599
Speaker 1: Yes, when he and he and the girl from Ferris

1435
01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:29,080
Speaker 1: Bueler fall in love. Yes, she's in it with Hi.

1436
01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:36,680
Speaker 3: Scooby Do thank you.

1437
01:08:37,400 --> 01:08:42,280
Speaker 4: I do lots of scared and Scooby Doo wastefully it's

1438
01:08:42,360 --> 01:08:43,280
Speaker 4: fucking one of them.

1439
01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:47,040
Speaker 5: I love that Scooby Doo says thank you absolutely perfectly, clearly,

1440
01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:48,559
Speaker 5: and everything else are.

1441
01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:50,720
Speaker 1: Thank you.

1442
01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:53,920
Speaker 3: That was like at the end of the performance, is

1443
01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:54,960
Speaker 3: me being me aga?

1444
01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:58,640
Speaker 1: You broke back, asked Chris to say you thank you.

1445
01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:01,000
Speaker 3: I will reg you.

1446
01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:05,600
Speaker 1: Or an eh, you are a seven rank you.

1447
01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:08,519
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know how you feel.

1448
01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:13,000
Speaker 1: The buns For myself, most of the time, I don't

1449
01:09:13,040 --> 01:09:16,800
Speaker 1: get them. I'm always like, what, No, it's good. You're

1450
01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:21,519
Speaker 1: a selective memory acknowledgment of art. I have a very

1451
01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:25,559
Speaker 1: light laughing headache right now. I've really enjoyed this episode

1452
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:26,280
Speaker 1: that we've just done.

1453
01:09:26,439 --> 01:09:29,840
Speaker 3: Oh thanks, Yeah, me too. I was so excited to

1454
01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:32,160
Speaker 3: be back in the back in the studio.

1455
01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:35,200
Speaker 1: God damn, it's been so long, it.

1456
01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:37,519
Speaker 4: Has and we were taking a break and I'm okay,

1457
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:41,160
Speaker 4: but a lot of people were saying, hey, what's up.

1458
01:09:41,280 --> 01:09:42,840
Speaker 3: I know I'm starting to get upset.

1459
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:46,120
Speaker 1: We worried a lot of people. Necessarily, well, if it

1460
01:09:46,240 --> 01:09:46,800
Speaker 1: feels good.

1461
01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:48,599
Speaker 4: At first, I was like, yeah, get off my back.

1462
01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:53,400
Speaker 4: But I mean, you've it's it's it's I appreciate it,

1463
01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:56,080
Speaker 4: and I respond out. I'm not getting enough of it

1464
01:09:56,520 --> 01:09:59,800
Speaker 4: now to where I like, can't I try to respond.

1465
01:09:59,479 --> 01:10:02,280
Speaker 3: To all of them, you know, like yep, it's coming.

1466
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:04,439
Speaker 1: The messages, Yeah, I don't respond to any I can't

1467
01:10:04,479 --> 01:10:05,240
Speaker 1: get no, no you.

1468
01:10:05,640 --> 01:10:07,320
Speaker 4: You've been dealing with this for a while, and it's

1469
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:10,120
Speaker 4: it's many hundreds of times the people.

1470
01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:12,439
Speaker 5: Well also because sometimes people just want to have a

1471
01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:14,519
Speaker 5: chit chat and where it's like, oh I can't, it's

1472
01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:16,360
Speaker 5: gonna come out and then you'll have your answer anyway,

1473
01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:17,960
Speaker 5: so we don't have to have a discussion about it.

1474
01:10:18,240 --> 01:10:21,439
Speaker 1: But my thing is, you know, just so the people

1475
01:10:21,479 --> 01:10:23,920
Speaker 1: that listen and who do who do get bummed out

1476
01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:25,920
Speaker 1: when we don't do it? And stuff. We're going to

1477
01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:26,880
Speaker 1: get more much more.

1478
01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:31,400
Speaker 5: Consistent because now I'm not on tour doing my other

1479
01:10:31,479 --> 01:10:33,800
Speaker 5: podcast is launching.

1480
01:10:33,439 --> 01:10:35,679
Speaker 1: A network working at Baskets.

1481
01:10:35,760 --> 01:10:39,920
Speaker 5: Baskets ends in a week, So four entire jobs that

1482
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:42,600
Speaker 5: I've been doing this whole time are going to be

1483
01:10:42,680 --> 01:10:45,439
Speaker 5: put to bed in a way or at least lessened,

1484
01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:47,439
Speaker 5: And then I'm going to have time to actually do

1485
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:48,800
Speaker 5: things that I want to.

1486
01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:51,680
Speaker 1: Do in my life. If you can imagine that, that's great. Yeah,

1487
01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:54,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it. Like what like grabbing that cat

1488
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:59,800
Speaker 1: and running away? Oh he's Oh, he's my I like cats.

1489
01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:02,160
Speaker 1: Cats are pretty good, Steven. How you feel about cats,

1490
01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:03,479
Speaker 1: like Stephen say a thing?

1491
01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:04,640
Speaker 8: I don't know.

1492
01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:06,639
Speaker 6: I don't I'm more of a squirrel guy.

1493
01:11:07,479 --> 01:11:09,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, it seems like then you're kind of impartial.

1494
01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:13,599
Speaker 5: Stephen has a podcast called The per Cast that's about cats.

1495
01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:15,439
Speaker 3: I know that's I was leading into it.

1496
01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:19,439
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you for the Senate was so dry, Chris,

1497
01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:22,120
Speaker 1: I want to skateboard there. I thought you didn't know.

1498
01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:25,040
Speaker 1: I know, I did know that. Yeah, let's do some

1499
01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:25,879
Speaker 1: cross promotions.

1500
01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:30,280
Speaker 6: Cross Promotion Cast we are talking about cats, other animals

1501
01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:33,559
Speaker 6: that you like, uh that you you know, you want

1502
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:37,000
Speaker 6: to like observe what kind of litter they use, what

1503
01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:39,080
Speaker 6: kind of their favorite toys are, where they like to

1504
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:40,960
Speaker 6: lay in the sun. You know, all the good things

1505
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:42,120
Speaker 6: that you want to know about cats.

1506
01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:44,840
Speaker 3: And it's funny because I know most of those answers you.

1507
01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:55,879
Speaker 4: I'm a cat, I'm a can't man, and I'm cordially

1508
01:11:55,960 --> 01:11:59,160
Speaker 4: inviting myself to be a guest on Yes, what movie

1509
01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:00,040
Speaker 4: stars have been on the par.

1510
01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:06,960
Speaker 3: Uh Tom Cruise, Yeah, he's a big the kit talking

1511
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:10,800
Speaker 3: about her character work for Plain Cat Woman.

1512
01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:14,040
Speaker 1: She's talking about exploitation of cats and films.

1513
01:12:14,840 --> 01:12:15,519
Speaker 3: Real advocate.

1514
01:12:16,439 --> 01:12:19,400
Speaker 4: I will talk about that. There's nothing I hate more

1515
01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:22,560
Speaker 4: because they don't. They rarely do it for dogs. I

1516
01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:25,080
Speaker 4: guess they did something about Mary that guy got thrown

1517
01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:27,479
Speaker 4: out a window and was in a body cast. But cats,

1518
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:31,599
Speaker 4: they it's so funny to everyone, like in Christmas Vacation

1519
01:12:31,720 --> 01:12:36,320
Speaker 4: when a cat gets electric electrocuted or gets squished. It's

1520
01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:39,280
Speaker 4: people love to see cats hurt and film, and I'm

1521
01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:41,400
Speaker 4: not a big fan of it. It's bothered me since

1522
01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:41,960
Speaker 4: i was a child.

1523
01:12:42,040 --> 01:12:47,040
Speaker 1: I'd save this for the procasts. I think it's I

1524
01:12:47,240 --> 01:12:51,600
Speaker 1: love the new Karen signature. Joe, what is it?

1525
01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:57,360
Speaker 5: It's Oh, that's the Rickles ask prank, prank cruelty based

1526
01:12:57,400 --> 01:12:59,479
Speaker 5: comedy that I'm doing as a co host with you.

1527
01:12:59,720 --> 01:12:59,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1528
01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:02,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was another name for it.

1529
01:13:02,240 --> 01:13:05,360
Speaker 1: But I love slam slam poetry jokes.

1530
01:13:05,479 --> 01:13:05,640
Speaker 5: Do you.

1531
01:13:05,960 --> 01:13:06,799
Speaker 3: I love your pranks.

1532
01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:09,240
Speaker 1: By the way, thank you. Another one. If we're in

1533
01:13:09,280 --> 01:13:11,960
Speaker 1: a restaurant and you do this all the time.

1534
01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:15,040
Speaker 4: If the latress it's like, stumbles and drops a bunch

1535
01:13:15,080 --> 01:13:20,120
Speaker 4: of plates of food and glasses, Karen will clap yeah,

1536
01:13:20,439 --> 01:13:26,519
Speaker 4: and then other people laugh, and then she starts chanting USA, USA, USA,

1537
01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:29,160
Speaker 4: and everybody and the woman usually cries.

1538
01:13:29,040 --> 01:13:31,200
Speaker 1: Yes because she saw I stuck my leg out to

1539
01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:35,120
Speaker 1: make her tray. So many layers to that bank, and

1540
01:13:35,240 --> 01:13:36,320
Speaker 1: I win every layer.

1541
01:13:36,560 --> 01:13:38,360
Speaker 3: I love pranks, just a victory.

1542
01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:40,840
Speaker 5: Here's the good news for you, though I don't love

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Speaker 5: prank about Steven's percast. Uh, you can fucking tell the

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01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:48,280
Speaker 5: Feline eight story again for the first time for an

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01:13:48,479 --> 01:13:49,439
Speaker 5: entirely new audience.

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Speaker 1: They're dying for that kind of content.

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Speaker 3: I told that one a lot on our podcast. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: oh god, dude.

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01:13:55,600 --> 01:14:00,639
Speaker 4: Well, we at first We're going to do a podcast

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01:14:00,720 --> 01:14:03,400
Speaker 4: about Alzheimer's. I think it's the second best thing for

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01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:07,240
Speaker 4: me to just display that I'm fucking getting it my

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01:14:07,320 --> 01:14:08,320
Speaker 4: stories and that.

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Speaker 5: I'm tolerant of it because as you have, I've been

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01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:14,000
Speaker 5: through living with a person who has it.

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01:14:14,320 --> 01:14:16,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're just like, oh this again.

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Speaker 3: Great, you said, as you have, I've lived with it,

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01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:22,240
Speaker 3: and then I and then I said, as have I.

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Speaker 3: I fucking I forgot that.

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Speaker 1: That's that you were already being included seconds.

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01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:31,920
Speaker 3: That's how short term memory gone.

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Speaker 6: It.

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01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:34,760
Speaker 3: I am ice hills have eyes now.

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Speaker 5: My sister told me the last time I was home

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01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:41,240
Speaker 5: that there's some She it was something of the the

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01:14:42,040 --> 01:14:44,800
Speaker 5: vaccination is coming in the next five years or something

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Speaker 5: like that.

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Speaker 1: The very big progress has been made recently.

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Speaker 4: My friend who works in the laboratory at the University

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01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:57,120
Speaker 4: of Montana, and they studied Parkinson's and Alzheimer's very similar.

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Speaker 4: It's also said, yes, huge things have happened with realmining

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01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:11,559
Speaker 4: the brains, tray glitzerde acid triads, whatever, the triads, triangle

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Speaker 4: fox capacitors in our brain.

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Speaker 3: I figured out how to live bam, all right, and

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01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:18,240
Speaker 3: it ain't The answer isn't coconut oil. No at all,

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01:15:19,680 --> 01:15:20,759
Speaker 3: although it does help.

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01:15:21,160 --> 01:15:23,280
Speaker 5: Get your mego threes now that we're talking about it,

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01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:25,680
Speaker 5: get true fatty acid, get your fatty as.

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01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:33,360
Speaker 1: That's my favorite dog, Stephen. You sent a picture of

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01:15:33,439 --> 01:15:34,439
Speaker 1: that during Thanksgiving.

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01:15:34,720 --> 01:15:38,519
Speaker 3: I get to hang out with love those dogs collapse

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01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:45,320
Speaker 3: with prints. Sounds like a drummer based front.

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01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:50,719
Speaker 1: Lady, Oh My God album nineteen eighty seven.

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01:15:51,400 --> 01:15:58,759
Speaker 3: It's walk that Miami Streets dog down to Miami Streets

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01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:01,679
Speaker 3: God ship.

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01:16:02,200 --> 01:16:03,839
Speaker 1: Now, whose dog was that, Susan.

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01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:08,880
Speaker 6: It was my sister's friend's dog. He's two years old.

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Speaker 6: I can't remember the name off the top of my head.

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01:16:13,200 --> 01:16:17,759
Speaker 1: Yes, there we go, hitters, let's throw out some possible names.

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Speaker 1: It was like.

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01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:22,680
Speaker 3: It was like Brita or Para or something like that.

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01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:26,439
Speaker 1: But Joe Parah talks with you. Yes, it was Joe Perry,

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01:16:26,520 --> 01:16:31,519
Speaker 1: actually Perry the guitar. Yes. The dog though, was very

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Speaker 1: It was very.

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Speaker 6: Interesting because are like known for being kind of anti

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01:16:35,400 --> 01:16:37,920
Speaker 6: social dogs. So the other there's three other dogs there,

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01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:40,599
Speaker 6: like a border Collie and a sweet labradoodle, and they

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01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:42,600
Speaker 6: didn't like that. She knew. It was kind of like

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Speaker 6: didn't know how to interact with them. It was very

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01:16:44,720 --> 01:16:45,360
Speaker 6: it was very funny.

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Speaker 3: She'd like you could have a a dog podcast podcast.

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01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:51,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe we'll switch it because.

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01:16:51,520 --> 01:16:53,800
Speaker 3: I've just become a dog man. Oh did you get

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01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:54,639
Speaker 3: a dog just today?

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01:16:54,680 --> 01:16:58,759
Speaker 9: When just emotionally, you know, I've learned to like kids

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01:16:58,840 --> 01:17:01,760
Speaker 9: and dogs worry about each of them when they're in

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01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:03,680
Speaker 9: the room together because one, I don't know, if you

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01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:06,160
Speaker 9: know this can unexpectedly bite.

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01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:06,920
Speaker 3: The other's face off.

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01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:10,400
Speaker 4: No, and people are going to make excuse for the

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01:17:10,479 --> 01:17:12,200
Speaker 4: one that did it. You want to take a guess

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01:17:12,280 --> 01:17:15,799
Speaker 4: which one took the it's the dog. Dogs bite baby's

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01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:19,080
Speaker 4: faces all the time, and then dog owners go, oh, well,

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01:17:19,160 --> 01:17:20,799
Speaker 4: the baby made a sudden movement.

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01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:23,439
Speaker 1: The baby did it. The baby wanted it is what

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Speaker 1: people say.

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01:17:24,040 --> 01:17:27,759
Speaker 4: It's there's nothing that bothers me more than people making excuse.

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01:17:27,880 --> 01:17:30,920
Speaker 4: You know, well, actually, cats, I'll scratch a baby too.

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01:17:31,320 --> 01:17:34,120
Speaker 5: I've told you probably several times about the story where

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01:17:35,160 --> 01:17:38,560
Speaker 5: my cat took a swipe at my niece when she

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01:17:38,720 --> 01:17:40,360
Speaker 5: was a year and a half because he was hiding

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Speaker 5: behind a mattress that was leaned up against a wall,

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01:17:43,560 --> 01:17:46,040
Speaker 5: and she stuck her little almost two year old head

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Speaker 5: in the crevice that it created. Like the little tent

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01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:52,559
Speaker 5: space that created, and right as the cat's claws were

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01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:56,599
Speaker 5: coming across the baby's eyes, Pete walked up and picked

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01:17:56,600 --> 01:17:59,759
Speaker 5: her up, and so he literally watched the cat's claws

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Speaker 5: like go like that as he yanked her back, her

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01:18:02,200 --> 01:18:03,760
Speaker 5: face away from the from the.

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01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:06,880
Speaker 3: Cat, and Pete did it knowing that that was happening.

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Speaker 5: He saw her down on the ground and was like,

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01:18:08,920 --> 01:18:11,240
Speaker 5: if that cat's in there, this is bad news. And

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Speaker 5: he went and got her preemptively and rightfully.

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Speaker 4: So that gave me the same feeling, you know of

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01:18:19,920 --> 01:18:22,240
Speaker 4: thinking about it how a paper kind occurs.

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01:18:22,520 --> 01:18:26,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that awful, But everything turned out great.

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01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:28,639
Speaker 4: One time we were here and we were talking about

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01:18:28,680 --> 01:18:30,960
Speaker 4: your uncle weather short cigarette pointing at something.

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01:18:31,160 --> 01:18:33,559
Speaker 1: It was at this corner. Is it my uncle Steve's story?

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01:18:33,760 --> 01:18:35,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah those really days.

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01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:39,400
Speaker 1: We're driving straight into a black rain cloud. It is.

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01:18:39,920 --> 01:18:42,920
Speaker 1: This does not look good. No, this is like this

1642
01:18:43,120 --> 01:18:44,240
Speaker 1: is like a scene from Twister.

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01:18:44,760 --> 01:18:47,000
Speaker 5: Stephen, will you having my glasses? This is about to

1644
01:18:47,120 --> 01:18:48,000
Speaker 5: fucking get real.

1645
01:18:48,680 --> 01:18:49,599
Speaker 1: How we doing on time?

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01:18:49,680 --> 01:18:49,920
Speaker 6: Soon?

1647
01:18:50,080 --> 01:18:51,679
Speaker 3: We're at an hour twenty?

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01:18:51,880 --> 01:18:52,400
Speaker 1: Oh wow.

1649
01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:55,320
Speaker 3: We are a self indulgent asshole.

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01:18:55,120 --> 01:18:57,400
Speaker 1: We really are. Let's wrap it down, but let's wrap

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01:18:57,479 --> 01:18:57,720
Speaker 1: it up.

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01:18:59,439 --> 01:18:59,880
Speaker 3: How about that.

1653
01:19:00,240 --> 01:19:02,559
Speaker 1: Whichever way you want to do, let's wrap it, sid,

1654
01:19:03,560 --> 01:19:09,240
Speaker 1: let's wrap it. Let's wrap it, wrap it up.

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01:19:09,439 --> 01:19:12,599
Speaker 3: Well, we were just making up for the break, Yes,

1656
01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:15,920
Speaker 3: and uh, this was this felt good.

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01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:16,599
Speaker 1: I'm excited.

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01:19:16,760 --> 01:19:19,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's going to be so good that and if

1659
01:19:19,479 --> 01:19:22,960
Speaker 4: your first fame listener, think you're gonna love it. And again,

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01:19:23,360 --> 01:19:27,040
Speaker 4: go back to the old episodes because some of these

1661
01:19:27,080 --> 01:19:28,880
Speaker 4: stories that we can't tell anymore.

1662
01:19:28,680 --> 01:19:31,360
Speaker 5: There's some bad sound in those old episodes. Get in there,

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01:19:31,479 --> 01:19:33,200
Speaker 5: really drink into the static.

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01:19:33,520 --> 01:19:36,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's one of the best new things about the

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01:19:36,320 --> 01:19:42,120
Speaker 4: new season. Season, let's just call a season. Okay, that's

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01:19:42,600 --> 01:19:43,320
Speaker 4: exactly right.

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01:19:43,800 --> 01:19:43,920
Speaker 5: Uh.

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01:19:44,120 --> 01:19:48,280
Speaker 4: Provided by mid Roll via Stitcher. You might be listening

1669
01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:50,960
Speaker 4: because you heard about us on a rolling Stone, which

1670
01:19:51,040 --> 01:19:52,960
Speaker 4: used to be a song and then a band and

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01:19:53,080 --> 01:19:55,160
Speaker 4: then a magazine and now a website.

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01:19:55,560 --> 01:20:00,719
Speaker 3: You are listening to do your need to ride?

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01:20:01,280 --> 01:20:07,280
Speaker 1: D U I N A R. Are you leaving? I

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01:20:07,640 --> 01:20:11,680
Speaker 1: you wanna way back home? Either way, we want to be.

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01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:17,400
Speaker 2: There, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim, and give

1676
01:20:17,479 --> 01:20:22,519
Speaker 2: us time and a termino and gay we.

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01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:27,559
Speaker 1: Want to send you off instart. You want to welcome

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01:20:27,680 --> 01:20:28,599
Speaker 1: you back home.

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01:20:30,520 --> 01:20:31,840
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

1680
01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:32,880
Speaker 1: We scared her.

1681
01:20:33,120 --> 01:20:36,400
Speaker 2: Was it fine, Malborn?

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01:20:52,360 --> 01:20:55,679
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1683
01:20:56,360 --> 01:20:57,599
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1684
01:20:58,320 --> 01:20:59,559
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1685
01:21:00,280 --> 01:21:04,080
Speaker 1: Do you need a ride? Do you need to ride?

1686
01:21:04,280 --> 01:21:07,040
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do you need.

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Speaker 1: With Karen and chriss mm hmmm