1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,480 Speaker 1: All right, Scotty, you're ready for this, Hey, Kurt. 2 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:06,680 Speaker 2: People living on butt Hole Lane say they would never 3 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:07,920 Speaker 2: change their street name. 4 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:10,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, nor should they. 5 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:23,040 Speaker 4: Okay, let's get into some bananas. 6 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:20,760 Speaker 5: Still world, Would. 7 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:21,480 Speaker 1: You believe. 8 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:39,160 Speaker 5: It's my joysillion pieces? Would banana banana? 9 00:00:41,159 --> 00:00:44,600 Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to Bananas. 10 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,159 Speaker 1: I am Kurt Brown. 11 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:50,000 Speaker 4: Older and I'm the second banana boy Scotty Landis. 12 00:00:49,479 --> 00:00:52,680 Speaker 2: And it's his birthday today. Happy birthday, Scotti. 13 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:56,560 Speaker 4: Thank you so much. Thank you for the kind Instagram post. 14 00:00:57,720 --> 00:00:59,920 Speaker 4: Thank you to I got some nice text message in 15 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:03,520 Speaker 4: and dms from everybody. You know. I'm I want to 16 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:06,759 Speaker 4: live to be one hundred and ten years old, so 17 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:08,200 Speaker 4: I'm just getting started. 18 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:08,679 Speaker 3: Baby. 19 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:13,440 Speaker 1: My goal is eighty. I think if I make it 20 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:16,520 Speaker 1: to eighty, I'm going to be a hero. I will 21 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:17,800 Speaker 1: I will wow things. 22 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:19,640 Speaker 3: Germans. 23 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:20,200 Speaker 1: I know. 24 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:22,360 Speaker 2: If they can just make me a new liver, I'll 25 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:25,840 Speaker 2: be fine. All right, Yes, I'm very excited about our 26 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:30,080 Speaker 2: guests today. She's comedian extraordinary. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to 27 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:30,479 Speaker 2: the show. 28 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:31,679 Speaker 1: Andy A. Wancio. 29 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:36,080 Speaker 6: Oh yay, thanks for having me. I'm excited. 30 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:37,600 Speaker 1: How are you? 31 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:41,280 Speaker 6: I'm doing all right, just hanging in. I've just been 32 00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:44,720 Speaker 6: working this whole time, and I don't know, just recording 33 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:48,960 Speaker 6: podcasts with friends. That's been nice and that's fun. Hi, DJ, 34 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,360 Speaker 6: So I've been spending a bunch of time just doing 35 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:54,840 Speaker 6: music and DJ stuff in the in the interim. 36 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:56,240 Speaker 1: Nice, where have you been working. 37 00:01:57,440 --> 00:02:00,320 Speaker 6: I work at a warehouse at a vitamin website. 38 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,680 Speaker 4: Yeah, baby, Yeah. 39 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:06,000 Speaker 6: It turns out more people want to be healthy when 40 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,160 Speaker 6: there's a health bread. 41 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:11,280 Speaker 4: Well, that's interesting. That is interesting because Kurt and I 42 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:14,799 Speaker 4: started taking ritual vitamins and I had never really taken 43 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:18,320 Speaker 4: vitamins before, but now I take them as part of like. 44 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:19,280 Speaker 3: A daily routine. 45 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:21,120 Speaker 4: And I think it's because I'm like, well, I'm not 46 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,600 Speaker 4: exercising as much, so I might as well put something 47 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:25,720 Speaker 4: inside of me that will make me live to be 48 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:27,440 Speaker 4: one hundred and ten. There. 49 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,960 Speaker 2: It is also andy, are you in your closet or 50 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:34,120 Speaker 2: is your closet just open or are you inside the 51 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:35,640 Speaker 2: closet just so it sounds better. 52 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:38,040 Speaker 1: Are you committed to podcasting? Is my question. 53 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:42,840 Speaker 6: We've got some like clothes behind me, but I'm not 54 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:45,079 Speaker 6: in my closet. I don't have that kind of commitment. 55 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:50,079 Speaker 6: I mean, when I'm coming when this crisis is all over. 56 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:51,560 Speaker 6: I'm just hitting the mics again. 57 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 3: Good. 58 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:56,400 Speaker 6: I don't have I don't have that closet microphone. 59 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:58,960 Speaker 3: Money, Andy. 60 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,959 Speaker 4: Do you want to hear more about butthole Lane? 61 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:01,960 Speaker 3: Is that what it's called? 62 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:03,920 Speaker 1: Uh huh? 63 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:04,240 Speaker 3: Really? 64 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:07,760 Speaker 6: I mean let's get into it. 65 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get into butthole Lane. Here it is. 66 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:16,120 Speaker 2: This is from first off At. Brittany Paulina sent this 67 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:17,440 Speaker 2: in on Instagram. 68 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:18,480 Speaker 1: Thank you, Brittany. 69 00:03:19,919 --> 00:03:24,760 Speaker 2: This is from Metro, the only source for strange news 70 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:27,400 Speaker 2: in the UK, and it seems to be a seventy 71 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:30,280 Speaker 2: five percent of the stories I find at least. This 72 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:35,480 Speaker 2: is written by a classically British named person, Oliver Wheaton. 73 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:42,600 Speaker 2: Oh the proud people living on the rudely named street 74 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,120 Speaker 2: in fuck this. 75 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:46,840 Speaker 1: This is gonna be a tough one. I'm gonna get its. 76 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:56,760 Speaker 2: Shep'shead, Leicestershire. Although it's spelled it's spelled Shepshead and Caste. 77 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:02,920 Speaker 1: It was had British people. I don't understand your toads. 78 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:05,200 Speaker 6: Is that spelled out with tweed? 79 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:11,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just it's written in hedgerows. Chef said. 80 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:15,280 Speaker 2: Leicestershire have remained defiant that their beloved street will not 81 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:20,000 Speaker 2: be renamed Bill Hutchinson, who was born on butt hole Lane, saone, 82 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:24,040 Speaker 2: hoping to change its name, would be laughed out of court. 83 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:26,080 Speaker 2: Of course they would, because you'd be saying butt o 84 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:29,360 Speaker 2: lane a thousand times. The seventy seven year old told 85 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:33,720 Speaker 2: the less Lester Mercury. It is part of the tradition 86 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:40,840 Speaker 2: of shep said everybody that is a shepshdiod by evy memories. 87 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:43,640 Speaker 1: Of butt hole laide. This is all the words are 88 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:44,960 Speaker 1: very fun in this article. 89 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:48,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm moving there and this is This is. 90 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,800 Speaker 2: The whole reason that I wanted to start off with 91 00:04:49,839 --> 00:04:54,560 Speaker 2: this one, because who knew that we're gonna find out 92 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:57,520 Speaker 2: where butthole comes from rather than being a crude joke 93 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:58,400 Speaker 2: that went too far. 94 00:04:58,520 --> 00:04:59,320 Speaker 1: Butt hole Lane. 95 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:02,120 Speaker 2: Actually he takes this name from the old English word 96 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:07,360 Speaker 2: butt which was a target. It is believed butthole Lane 97 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:12,200 Speaker 2: was where archers practices. Archers practice shooting at targets during 98 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:16,479 Speaker 2: the Tudor period. Well on butthole Lane are hardier than 99 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:20,960 Speaker 2: their counterparts on butthole Road. And who in two thousand 100 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:23,760 Speaker 2: and nine had their straight renamed to Archer's Way. 101 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:31,320 Speaker 6: Maybe that's the English way of saying cornhole. Yeah, target hole, right, 102 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:32,960 Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I never. 103 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:33,960 Speaker 1: Even thought about it that way. 104 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:37,719 Speaker 2: The cornhole is another name for your butthole, isn't it 105 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:38,680 Speaker 2: your mouth hole? 106 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:41,880 Speaker 6: But then again, look at that article again. What is 107 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:46,320 Speaker 6: the only word you could say clearly without question about 108 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:47,120 Speaker 6: what it was? 109 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:47,720 Speaker 1: Butthole? 110 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:49,320 Speaker 3: Butthole exactly. 111 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:55,359 Speaker 2: I also love that on the word butthole just means 112 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:57,680 Speaker 2: like like a bull's eye. 113 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:00,400 Speaker 1: Like that's very funny. Who knew that? 114 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,760 Speaker 6: I like the idea of anybody gets to say they're 115 00:06:03,839 --> 00:06:07,880 Speaker 6: moving in and out of butthole lane. So yeah, that's great. 116 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,880 Speaker 2: I've seen a lot of a lot of ban animals. 117 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:15,640 Speaker 2: Also sent in a story about Dick Street and that 118 00:06:15,839 --> 00:06:17,680 Speaker 2: like they were going to rename Dick Street in some 119 00:06:17,839 --> 00:06:20,880 Speaker 2: town and the people are like against renaming Dick Street. 120 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:23,520 Speaker 1: So I say, if you got to count crazy street name, 121 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,120 Speaker 1: keep it. I love it. 122 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:26,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, why not? 123 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:30,520 Speaker 6: We were you? Since I work at a vitamin website, 124 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:33,839 Speaker 6: I always see like great town weird town names. 125 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,640 Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah, and I think. 126 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:38,040 Speaker 6: You brought up some with uh, you brought up some 127 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:40,600 Speaker 6: in the past about ones from Maryland and I'm from 128 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:44,480 Speaker 6: Maryland too. Oh yeah, yeah, there's there's a couple of 129 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:47,919 Speaker 6: town names that I found out since working at a 130 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,000 Speaker 6: vitamin website. 131 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,360 Speaker 3: Give us, give us some names, Andy, I mean. 132 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:54,360 Speaker 6: I think you brought one up before, which is there's 133 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:55,640 Speaker 6: a boring Maryland. 134 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:58,559 Speaker 4: Yes, very close to where I lived, like a mile 135 00:06:58,640 --> 00:06:59,600 Speaker 4: from where I grew up. 136 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:05,040 Speaker 6: There's also a Hollywood Maryland. But there's there's there's. 137 00:07:04,839 --> 00:07:06,480 Speaker 1: That damn Hollywood elite. 138 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:10,880 Speaker 6: I found out that there is a town just outside 139 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:14,400 Speaker 6: of Silver Spring, Maryland, just a little north of it, 140 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:17,240 Speaker 6: just outside of Washington, d C. There's a town in 141 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:19,720 Speaker 6: Maryland called Mutual Consent. 142 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:23,440 Speaker 3: No way, really, Yeah. 143 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:25,520 Speaker 6: Now you can tell people it's not just a place 144 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:26,160 Speaker 6: in Maryland. 145 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:30,280 Speaker 4: Yeah, everybody there, it's just free love. 146 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:31,440 Speaker 3: It's just a giant orgy. 147 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:34,240 Speaker 4: They're like, hey, you cross that city line, we're getting 148 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:37,280 Speaker 4: into it. Crawl in and get in where you fit in. 149 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:43,000 Speaker 6: Listen, you're in Mutual Consent. Why not travel down Butthole Lake. 150 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:46,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a target. You know. 151 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:48,800 Speaker 4: I thought you were going to say Skagsville, which is 152 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:51,200 Speaker 4: also in that area. Skagsville is on the way when 153 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,480 Speaker 4: you're driving a college park. I was always like, change 154 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:56,960 Speaker 4: that name. Sorry to the good family of skags but like, 155 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:00,040 Speaker 4: that is a nasty name in New. 156 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:01,200 Speaker 1: Jersey and growing up. 157 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:04,560 Speaker 2: I never thought about it for a second that there 158 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:06,800 Speaker 2: is a town named brick and it's right next to 159 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:09,680 Speaker 2: a town named Wall, and I've never thought about it. 160 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:12,320 Speaker 2: On the map, it just says Brickwall. Shout out to 161 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:15,800 Speaker 2: Brickwall in Asbury Park, A great place to get a 162 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:17,600 Speaker 2: drink and some food. 163 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:19,120 Speaker 3: Yeah. 164 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:21,920 Speaker 4: When I was in college, I was a telemarketer for 165 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:25,840 Speaker 4: semester for Country Insurance, and we would call all over 166 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:26,920 Speaker 4: the country. 167 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:27,000 Speaker 5: And. 168 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:31,440 Speaker 4: I was pretty good at it. There was like a 169 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:33,560 Speaker 4: one woman that I worked with who was excellent. She 170 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,960 Speaker 4: had like a smoky, raspy voice and people just wanted 171 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:38,520 Speaker 4: to talk to her. But then I started to just 172 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:41,360 Speaker 4: try techniques to get people to stay on the phone longer. 173 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:45,280 Speaker 4: And what I noticed was if I said my last 174 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:48,679 Speaker 4: name was their street name, they would stay on. So, Andy, 175 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:50,480 Speaker 4: what street are you on right? Or we don't have 176 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:53,760 Speaker 4: to docks you. What street is your favorite street in Seattle? 177 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:58,199 Speaker 6: No, no, there's no that. My street name's perfect for this. 178 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:01,040 Speaker 6: I live on you Diversity. 179 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:04,920 Speaker 4: Way, okay. So I would go, uh, hey, thanks for 180 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:08,040 Speaker 4: picking up. This is Scotty University. I'm calling on behalf 181 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:10,040 Speaker 4: of Country Insurance, and. 182 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:14,280 Speaker 6: So I live on University Way. That's amazing. 183 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,040 Speaker 3: Didn't matter what it was. 184 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:19,240 Speaker 4: It was like, no matter what the street was, Emerson Way, 185 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:21,280 Speaker 4: Main Street, I'd be like, this is Scotty Maine. 186 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:21,800 Speaker 3: I'm calling you. 187 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:23,640 Speaker 4: This other guy that used to work used to call 188 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:28,360 Speaker 4: himself Corey Charisma. That was not his real name. I 189 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,720 Speaker 4: don't even think Corey was his first name, but he 190 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:33,120 Speaker 4: would go he has like got a shaggy stoner type 191 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:35,560 Speaker 4: and he'd be like, hey, how are you. It's Corey 192 00:09:35,679 --> 00:09:40,319 Speaker 4: Charisma calling me from Country Insurance. I love Corey Charisma. 193 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:43,880 Speaker 4: It worked like telemarketers out there nodding their head. 194 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:45,320 Speaker 3: You have to have like a strategy. 195 00:09:46,559 --> 00:09:48,920 Speaker 1: Oh man, I like Corey Charisma. 196 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,040 Speaker 6: He sounds like he's the lead singer of a. 197 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:53,559 Speaker 1: Ween cover band. 198 00:09:56,120 --> 00:10:01,480 Speaker 2: This is Cory and this is Dory Charisma. 199 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,359 Speaker 4: For Country Insurance? 200 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:03,120 Speaker 3: Are you happy with your car insurance? 201 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:05,760 Speaker 4: It was so funny and the one time you would 202 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:07,840 Speaker 4: get the person's name on your screen, you know, you'd 203 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:10,079 Speaker 4: call up and you'd act like you knew them. If 204 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:12,559 Speaker 4: I was calling Kurt, I'd be like, hey, is kurtin 205 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:15,000 Speaker 4: And everybody'd be like, who's calling? And I would say, 206 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,880 Speaker 4: you know, whatever street Kurt lives on? Oh, this is 207 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:22,000 Speaker 4: Scotti Eagle, And but there was this one guy and 208 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:25,920 Speaker 4: his name in our system was Butch buck Master, and 209 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,560 Speaker 4: so I swear to it, I swear to God. And 210 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,600 Speaker 4: so I called Montana and I go, hey, can I 211 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:34,720 Speaker 4: speak to Butch please? And this nice older woman goes, 212 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:39,800 Speaker 4: I'm sorry, honey, Butch died two months ago. And I go, oh, okay, 213 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:41,520 Speaker 4: and I should have just gone, I'm so sorry to 214 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:43,000 Speaker 4: bother you and hung up. She goes, can I ask 215 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:45,800 Speaker 4: what this is about? And I go, I was just 216 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:48,600 Speaker 4: trying to get an auto insurance quote from you. But 217 00:10:48,679 --> 00:10:50,520 Speaker 4: I'll leave you alone. I'm sorry for your loss, and 218 00:10:50,559 --> 00:10:54,080 Speaker 4: she goes, well, that's okay. I still have his truck 219 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:56,319 Speaker 4: in my car. And then I got two leads out 220 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:57,880 Speaker 4: of it, and you got a dollar per lead. So 221 00:10:58,679 --> 00:11:02,479 Speaker 4: if Butch buck Master wife is still alive somewhere in Montana, 222 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:05,719 Speaker 4: I honor you and Butch, and you you brought me 223 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:08,040 Speaker 4: up from nine dollars an hour to eleven dollars an hour, 224 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:10,560 Speaker 4: So rest in power, Butch. 225 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:15,240 Speaker 1: Give us another one, Scottie, okay. 226 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,920 Speaker 4: And you know, and I'm gonna just stick on great names. 227 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:22,280 Speaker 4: There's nothing I like more than a great name. Here's 228 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:25,880 Speaker 4: the headline. A World War II veteran will finally get 229 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:31,959 Speaker 4: his wish by having a juicy fruit themed casket. Wait again, 230 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,400 Speaker 4: a World War Two veteran will get his final wish 231 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:38,080 Speaker 4: to have a juicy fruit themed casket. 232 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:43,280 Speaker 3: So Kurt and I like juicy fruit. 233 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:46,880 Speaker 4: We'll get into why, but this is by Kelsey Smith 234 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:50,679 Speaker 4: Love Kelsey at CNN. A World War two veterans wish 235 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:53,040 Speaker 4: to have his casket painted to resemble a pack of 236 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:56,400 Speaker 4: juicy fruit when he dies has been granted. Oh wow, 237 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,160 Speaker 4: here's the name that I just fell in love with. 238 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:04,840 Speaker 4: Economy ninety four told his friend Sammy Oaki, president of 239 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:09,160 Speaker 4: Okie's Funeral Service, his last request. I know his last 240 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:11,920 Speaker 4: request is to have his casket painted like the iconic 241 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,000 Speaker 4: yellow Wrigley's Juicy Fruit pack of gum when he passes 242 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:16,360 Speaker 4: a unique ask. 243 00:12:16,679 --> 00:12:20,880 Speaker 1: Wait, so Sutti is stuffed and. 244 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:24,320 Speaker 4: Study Economy spelled economy with a y. So he's ninety four. 245 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:28,760 Speaker 4: I mean that's the best name. M He asked to 246 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,760 Speaker 4: have his coffin painted to resemble a juicy fruit pack 247 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:35,199 Speaker 4: and got the thumbs up from Juicy Fruit. 248 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:37,600 Speaker 3: So here's why. 249 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:40,520 Speaker 4: A family friend for the last forty five years. Okie, 250 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:43,319 Speaker 4: who owns a funeral home, told CNN that Economy is 251 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:46,600 Speaker 4: quote a unique and patriotic individual who is known famously 252 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:49,920 Speaker 4: throughout Roanoke, Virginia for handing out juicy fruit gum to 253 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,120 Speaker 4: everyone he meets. 254 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:52,400 Speaker 3: I mean, what a guy. 255 00:12:52,679 --> 00:12:53,199 Speaker 1: Wow. 256 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:56,560 Speaker 4: So Sudy's not dead. I'm sure all the ban animals 257 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:59,200 Speaker 4: are screaming. Is he dead? Is he dead? Tell me, God, 258 00:12:59,240 --> 00:12:59,679 Speaker 4: He's not dead. 259 00:12:59,679 --> 00:12:59,920 Speaker 3: He's not. 260 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:03,400 Speaker 4: He was admitted to Veterans Affairs Medical Hospital in Virginia 261 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,400 Speaker 4: three weeks ago due to a heart condition, but a 262 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:07,960 Speaker 4: week later the veteran was moved to care Clinic where 263 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:11,120 Speaker 4: he is residing and his health is improving. Hold on, Sudy, 264 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:14,760 Speaker 4: you got another fifteen in you, bud. But he always, 265 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:17,920 Speaker 4: even in when he was visiting friends at the VA, 266 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:20,720 Speaker 4: he would quote bring packs of juicy fruit gum and 267 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:23,960 Speaker 4: put them out for the employees to enjoy. He just 268 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:26,920 Speaker 4: didn't do it here. He did it at restaurants and doctors' offices, 269 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:30,240 Speaker 4: wherever you want. And during World War Two, Wrigley supported 270 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:33,840 Speaker 4: US troops by taking Wrigley's Spearmint, double meat and juicy 271 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:38,280 Speaker 4: fruit off civilian markets and giving them to the Armed Forces. Wow, 272 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:39,800 Speaker 4: isn't that great? 273 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:45,160 Speaker 6: So that the gets made but he hasn't passed away yet. 274 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:49,200 Speaker 4: Yes, he got the approval from Juicy Fruit Gum to 275 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:53,920 Speaker 4: have a custom juicy fruit looking. 276 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,839 Speaker 3: Giant pack of gum to be buried. 277 00:13:55,840 --> 00:14:00,320 Speaker 6: And basically, can I suggest study if you're out there 278 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:03,480 Speaker 6: listening to this, of course, yes, you don't want to, 279 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:06,520 Speaker 6: You want to, like, you spent a lot on this casket, 280 00:14:06,559 --> 00:14:10,120 Speaker 6: so let's keep it economical, right like your family name. 281 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:13,920 Speaker 6: Put that casket out on the front lawn for Halloween. 282 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:21,000 Speaker 2: Yes fruit, yes, yes, yes, And that's a socially distanced Halloween, 283 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:24,360 Speaker 2: just taking taking juicy. 284 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:27,160 Speaker 1: Fruit out of the juicy fruit casket on your phone. 285 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:30,400 Speaker 4: That's perfect. Yeah. They got a call from the vice 286 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:32,800 Speaker 4: president of Juicy Fruit, which is also such a great 287 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:35,480 Speaker 4: business card to hand out at parties, and he's allowed 288 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:37,480 Speaker 4: to have the Juicy Fruit logo in the casket and 289 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,680 Speaker 4: that they would send some more products to the economy 290 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:43,160 Speaker 4: family greatest last name, And so they were so happy. 291 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,000 Speaker 3: They thank the community. 292 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,560 Speaker 4: And then last Friday, two hundred and fifty packs of 293 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:49,120 Speaker 4: juicy fruitcum we're delivered to the funeral home for the 294 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:50,720 Speaker 4: family who has since picked them up. 295 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,400 Speaker 1: Is that crazy awesome? I love that. 296 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:55,520 Speaker 2: I hope at the at the funeral, and I'm not 297 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,400 Speaker 2: saying I hope. I hope Suddy lives for another thirty 298 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:04,600 Speaker 2: yearsally occurs. I hope the ceremony finishes. The juicy fruit 299 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,600 Speaker 2: casket is starting to get lower down on the ground 300 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:08,680 Speaker 2: like boo, and then it. 301 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:13,280 Speaker 1: Just take a sniff down. The taste is. 302 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,840 Speaker 2: Gonna move you when you pop it. 303 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:16,840 Speaker 5: In your fam. 304 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:18,720 Speaker 6: Just the fruit. 305 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:27,000 Speaker 2: It tastes a song, It gets to taste, it tastes, 306 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,200 Speaker 2: it tastes has gouna move. 307 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:33,520 Speaker 6: Yes, I like the idea of it playing in on 308 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:36,120 Speaker 6: on top of the casket, and as the dirt covers 309 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:38,440 Speaker 6: it up, it gets more and more multiplier. 310 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:46,280 Speaker 1: And oh man, we love to study economy so much. 311 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:52,840 Speaker 6: How litigious is the Juicy Fruit company. They hadn't gotten approval. 312 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:57,320 Speaker 6: They would sue him for making the juicy fruit casket, 313 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:01,680 Speaker 6: as if somebody was gonna mistake it juicy food product. 314 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,840 Speaker 4: Yes, what they see it from a plane, they're like 315 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:08,480 Speaker 4: land this plane. Also wrap study in foil and put 316 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:09,120 Speaker 4: him in that thing. 317 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,120 Speaker 3: Let's go all the. 318 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:14,000 Speaker 4: Way in ram with some some juicy fruit aroma, Like, 319 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:18,000 Speaker 4: let's go we're burying in Sudy right, agains twenty thirty years. 320 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,760 Speaker 2: It's the best in twenty or thirty years exactly. We 321 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:24,320 Speaker 2: hope Suddy has a long, long, long life. And goddamn 322 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,800 Speaker 2: it's you know what. I love A man who knows 323 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:28,880 Speaker 2: what he loves. 324 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:29,840 Speaker 4: You know what I mean? 325 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:33,160 Speaker 2: Anybody who who's like I can defy. I can tell 326 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:36,600 Speaker 2: you right now how I want to be buried. Yes, amazing. 327 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:40,640 Speaker 1: I don't I love a thing that much. I don't. 328 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:42,360 Speaker 2: I don't think I have a thing that I like 329 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:44,160 Speaker 2: that much that I would want to be buried in it. 330 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,440 Speaker 1: And I think it I am. I am poorer for it. 331 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:48,560 Speaker 3: I bet you'll find it. 332 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:53,320 Speaker 6: The gravestone has to say rest and flavor. 333 00:16:52,960 --> 00:17:00,520 Speaker 4: Rightly, yeah, or stay juicy. 334 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:03,400 Speaker 1: Oh my, stay juicy is perfect. 335 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:08,760 Speaker 6: He was chewed up by life, set out a whole man. 336 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:13,879 Speaker 4: Yeah, rest in flavors, study economy flavors. 337 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:16,240 Speaker 1: You guys gonna hear another one. 338 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,919 Speaker 4: Tease us into a little commercial break. 339 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:25,359 Speaker 2: This is a all right factory giveaway contest started by 340 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,439 Speaker 2: jelly Belly founder David Klein. 341 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,160 Speaker 1: Causes confusion. 342 00:17:31,080 --> 00:18:01,280 Speaker 4: Yep, sure does. We'll be back with more, but animals. 343 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:05,480 Speaker 1: Hey, guys, we are back with Bananas. 344 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:10,520 Speaker 2: Our wonderful guest today is Andy iwancio I. Before we 345 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:13,440 Speaker 2: get into this next story, we do want to give 346 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:17,080 Speaker 2: a shout out. There is a bananimal who sends in 347 00:18:17,119 --> 00:18:19,679 Speaker 2: a ton of stories. We have used a lot of 348 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:24,360 Speaker 2: his stories on the podcast. He is Instagram user at Copyhaste. 349 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:29,879 Speaker 2: He owns and runs one of the oldest comic book 350 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:31,640 Speaker 2: stores in Los Angeles. 351 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:32,880 Speaker 1: It is called Heidio. 352 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:36,320 Speaker 2: It's in Santa Monica and they have been struggling since 353 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:40,760 Speaker 2: COVID started, and so we will post we will post 354 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:43,760 Speaker 2: this on the site. He's got a GoFundMe to just 355 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:49,240 Speaker 2: keep the store open because let's support independent bookstores. 356 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:49,679 Speaker 1: Guys. 357 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:54,440 Speaker 2: Yes, and let's help a bananimal keep his store open. 358 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:57,760 Speaker 2: That's Heidi Ho in Santa Monica. We'll post it up 359 00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:01,159 Speaker 2: there and if anybody's listening, please go to the Instagram 360 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,680 Speaker 2: the Bananas Podcast follow us there. 361 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:07,479 Speaker 1: DM is there. We're always responding, constantly responding to you. 362 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:12,880 Speaker 4: It's canear constant response. And also we've had now people 363 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:17,359 Speaker 4: are saying hi to us from Brazil, from Argentina, from Iceland. 364 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,480 Speaker 4: We just had a woman I believe her name is 365 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:23,120 Speaker 4: Jen from Saudi Arabia that's she's an next pad over there, 366 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:27,199 Speaker 4: New South Wales, Alaska. I mean, we're coming for you all. 367 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,159 Speaker 4: As soon as this is done. Kurt and I are 368 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:31,200 Speaker 4: getting on a plane. We're going to bring the Bananas 369 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:35,040 Speaker 4: Thunder around the world and we're gonna take this thing 370 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,240 Speaker 4: on tour. But thank you for all our listeners everywhere. 371 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:39,320 Speaker 4: Feel free to message just let us know where you are. 372 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:43,159 Speaker 2: Yeah, shout out to Glow from Iceland, whose name is 373 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:46,560 Speaker 2: not Glow, but it's like five names and she put 374 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,000 Speaker 2: them in there, but I cannot pronounce them. And she's 375 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:54,720 Speaker 2: on a small northern island north of Iceland, and oftentimes 376 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:57,040 Speaker 2: the boat just doesn't show up to pick them up 377 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,040 Speaker 2: and they're stuck there. 378 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:02,119 Speaker 3: Coming for you, Glow, I'm coming for you. 379 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:07,879 Speaker 6: Really have international upheal, I'm hiring. 380 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,560 Speaker 4: We're hiring Andy head of marketing from here on out. 381 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:14,399 Speaker 6: And you're looking for banana ponds. 382 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:19,720 Speaker 2: I've got bunches, Oh my gosh, actually in a row. 383 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:24,040 Speaker 4: And our beloved listeners can't tell, but I can see 384 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:27,560 Speaker 4: bananas in the deep background behind Andy right now. 385 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,760 Speaker 3: You are a master of mesence. 386 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,040 Speaker 1: Oh my god, is that an unexpected banana for us? 387 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,119 Speaker 6: I guess that would be an unexpected banana, wouldn't it. 388 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:41,400 Speaker 4: I think you're our first like listener guest. I think 389 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,280 Speaker 4: all our other guests are like, who are these guys? 390 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:44,800 Speaker 4: And then they see us and they're like, let's just 391 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,119 Speaker 4: get this shit over with. 392 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:47,919 Speaker 3: But Andy, you're on board. 393 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,760 Speaker 6: I wrote down Baltimore anecdotes to try to weasel into 394 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:52,720 Speaker 6: the conversation. 395 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:53,760 Speaker 1: We're ready for. 396 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:57,720 Speaker 4: Well, let's do it. Kurtie tell us about those jelly bellies. 397 00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:02,200 Speaker 1: All right, so you guys might have about a thousand 398 00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:02,879 Speaker 1: of you. 399 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,800 Speaker 2: You've been animals sent this story into us and we 400 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:06,639 Speaker 2: appreciate it. 401 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,480 Speaker 1: Uh so here's the deal. 402 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:12,480 Speaker 2: The title was originally jelly Belly founder to give away 403 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:15,560 Speaker 2: one of his candy factories in worldwide treasure hunt. 404 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:18,720 Speaker 1: Oh sure, then jelly Belly then there. 405 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,760 Speaker 2: So first off, it's like fucking great, there's gonna be 406 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:23,199 Speaker 2: a scavenger hunt. There's one in every state. A thousand 407 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:26,359 Speaker 2: people can join each per each state. There's a five 408 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:30,600 Speaker 2: thousand dollars golden dog tag that you have to find 409 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:35,000 Speaker 2: for hints that will give. And then uh, there's like 410 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:37,520 Speaker 2: the grand Grand prize, which is you actually get a 411 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:41,199 Speaker 2: fucking candy factory, like will Willy Wonk what Yes, But 412 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:45,760 Speaker 2: then jelly Belly came out. Jelly Belly, the company jelly 413 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:48,760 Speaker 2: Belly current jelly Belly just came out and shot all 414 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:52,080 Speaker 2: over it. Oh God, by saying like, we are not 415 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:55,480 Speaker 2: associated with this. They're real snotty about it. I didn't 416 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,360 Speaker 2: look it whatsoever. But here's the deal with it. It's 417 00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:01,720 Speaker 2: David Klein. David Klein's one who invented the name jelly 418 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:05,960 Speaker 2: belly and and owned the trademark until he sold it 419 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,680 Speaker 2: to the company that now is jelly Belly. But David 420 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:13,320 Speaker 2: Klein still makes candy, and his factory is somewhere in Florida. 421 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,080 Speaker 2: So he's getting ready to retire, and he's gonna give 422 00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:20,879 Speaker 2: away this fucking candy factory in Florida, and like a like, 423 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:21,680 Speaker 2: you can a. 424 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,560 Speaker 1: Trip there and he'll roll you in a. 425 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:29,040 Speaker 2: Candy university to get a candy making degree so you 426 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:30,400 Speaker 2: can run the factory. 427 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,600 Speaker 1: This is a crazy I love it. 428 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,360 Speaker 2: I mean, like, I have no idea if it's very 429 00:22:36,359 --> 00:22:42,160 Speaker 2: pleasant to run a candy factory's. 430 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:44,280 Speaker 6: And this sounds like the jelly Belly version of breaking bad. 431 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:49,800 Speaker 6: It sounds like he's got a he has a jelly 432 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:51,879 Speaker 6: belly like it's gotten a in front of it, and 433 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:54,760 Speaker 6: he's just got a shack behind his house. He's like 434 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:57,960 Speaker 6: to make it jelly belly's back there. Kids in the 435 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,600 Speaker 6: neighborhood know me because I give out only bellies. 436 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:06,440 Speaker 4: Hey, hey, kids, you want to see the candy factory 437 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:07,320 Speaker 4: behind my house? 438 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:13,160 Speaker 6: Flavored? The jelly beans are just eat some been all 439 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:14,080 Speaker 6: righted down? 440 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,600 Speaker 4: Yeah? 441 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:21,679 Speaker 2: Oh man, but it's got to be like unpleased my 442 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:25,680 Speaker 2: Actually to run a like you, this is a gift 443 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,840 Speaker 2: that is also in some way a burden to now 444 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:35,439 Speaker 2: own a candy factory. Unless unless candy factories just print money. 445 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,960 Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe they do. It seems like just 446 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:42,080 Speaker 2: a lot of work. My friend Rob Andrew Jeski dad 447 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:45,320 Speaker 2: ran candy factory for many years. We should I should 448 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:47,399 Speaker 2: call him up and find out. How fun is it 449 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:51,159 Speaker 2: to run a candy factory. I think it's probably a 450 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:51,879 Speaker 2: tough job. 451 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:54,679 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not all laughs? 452 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:59,000 Speaker 6: Can I just like I just want to go back? 453 00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:02,600 Speaker 6: What is the d tale about the Golden dog tags? 454 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,200 Speaker 3: Great? Great question here it is, let's go. 455 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:08,560 Speaker 1: Alrighty. 456 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,879 Speaker 2: The release says you pay forty nine ninety nine to 457 00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:14,919 Speaker 2: enter at thegoldticket dot com and get a riddle. The 458 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:19,440 Speaker 2: contest is limited to one thousand participants per treasure hunt. 459 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:23,120 Speaker 2: Klein and his business partner, Stephanie thirty Acre have hosted 460 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:26,000 Speaker 2: live chats to answer questions and have expressed surprise by 461 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:30,120 Speaker 2: the response, Oh here, the finders get five thousand dollars 462 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,800 Speaker 2: with one ultimate treasure, a key to oh here it is. 463 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:35,040 Speaker 2: Client says he's getting ready to retire and hiding treasures 464 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,439 Speaker 2: in the form of gold dog tags in every state. 465 00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:41,960 Speaker 2: No explanation for why it is, but there's a thousand 466 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:45,359 Speaker 2: entries to find each dog tag in every state. 467 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,280 Speaker 3: Well, let's do three. 468 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,399 Speaker 4: First three to message us a legitimate message. 469 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,280 Speaker 2: Actually, you know what, because so many people sent this 470 00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:56,879 Speaker 2: into us, I think we need to kind of like 471 00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:57,560 Speaker 2: put up. 472 00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, it can't just be the first three. 473 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:04,840 Speaker 2: These people have already asked to be staked, and I 474 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:07,440 Speaker 2: already and I already said on some messages like we'll 475 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,840 Speaker 2: come up with a away. 476 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:12,520 Speaker 3: So idiot disregard me. 477 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:19,120 Speaker 2: What about to give the best fake jelly belly name. 478 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:25,280 Speaker 4: Okay, fake fake jelly belly flavors that give us a 479 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:29,720 Speaker 4: real r O f L. We will steak you. We'll 480 00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:32,680 Speaker 4: send you a hunting for Nana's shirt and we hope 481 00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:35,920 Speaker 4: you win the candy factory and if you do, we 482 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:36,560 Speaker 4: want to tour. 483 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:37,720 Speaker 3: Hell. 484 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:42,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, jelly Bill's pretty good. I like twoty fruity, not 485 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:44,000 Speaker 4: to go back to fruity stuff. That's pretty good. They 486 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:47,159 Speaker 4: have a margarito one that's good. They have watermelons. Okay, 487 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:50,320 Speaker 4: the worst I think is buttered popcorn. I think that's 488 00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:54,600 Speaker 4: for psychopaths. They have one called top Banana. I guess 489 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:57,760 Speaker 4: we have to like that one. 490 00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:01,000 Speaker 6: I I just like the theme of the episode so 491 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:05,360 Speaker 6: far is old man in cars giving out candy to passers. 492 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:10,680 Speaker 4: But yeah, I'm fine with that. When I was a kid, 493 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:13,720 Speaker 4: we used to ride to Boring, Maryland and there was 494 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,080 Speaker 4: a penny candy store called Cullisons. 495 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:16,960 Speaker 3: It used to be a market. 496 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,680 Speaker 4: It was a guy I think he was a vet, 497 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:21,719 Speaker 4: and like a World War two vet, and anyways, Cullison's market. 498 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:24,360 Speaker 4: After a while, all the grocery stores started to put 499 00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:26,399 Speaker 4: him out of business for everything except penny candy. 500 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:27,720 Speaker 3: So we'd ride our bikes. 501 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:31,600 Speaker 4: There was like five miles hot summer bunch of teen 502 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:35,679 Speaker 4: like tween age boys, and then he would see us 503 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,960 Speaker 4: coming in and you could just see this poor old 504 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:41,200 Speaker 4: man be like, oh God, no, any buddy but them, 505 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,080 Speaker 4: and we would be like, can we have seventy five 506 00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:45,239 Speaker 4: Swedish fish? And he would count them out one at 507 00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,600 Speaker 4: a time and we'd slide them three quarters. And then 508 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:50,200 Speaker 4: somebody else would say, you know, can I have fifty 509 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,159 Speaker 4: sweethearts or whatever? And he'd count them out one at 510 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,080 Speaker 4: a time put them in these little paper bags. The 511 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:57,880 Speaker 4: other thing they had were pony bottles of like soda 512 00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:01,760 Speaker 4: or you Who. And so this one guy named John 513 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:05,880 Speaker 4: Everts and I hope somebody from Reserstown, Maryland's listening, or John, 514 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,760 Speaker 4: I hope you're listening, but drank three pony bottles of 515 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,960 Speaker 4: you Who. We're riding back home on our bicycles, middle 516 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,760 Speaker 4: of the country cornfields. All of a sudden he starts 517 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,320 Speaker 4: lagging behind us on his bike and we're like, John, 518 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:20,080 Speaker 4: are you okay? And he goes, I think I drank 519 00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:22,560 Speaker 4: a little too much you and then just barred you 520 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:26,400 Speaker 4: Who on his own bike and legs while we were riding. 521 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,240 Speaker 4: To this day, there's like a group of guys I 522 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:32,200 Speaker 4: haven't probably talked to in five years who If it's like, 523 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:34,200 Speaker 4: how's Jean doing, they'll be like, I think I drank 524 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:40,680 Speaker 4: a little too much. You who rest in power, mister Cullison, 525 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:43,280 Speaker 4: I had. 526 00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:47,080 Speaker 6: I always thought that when I heard Reister's town, I 527 00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:50,400 Speaker 6: always wondered if there was a dude named Reister who 528 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:51,479 Speaker 6: owned the town. 529 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,199 Speaker 4: Yeah, John Reister is the guy. I had to do 530 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,639 Speaker 4: a book report or a report on him. But there 531 00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:01,000 Speaker 4: was a man named John Reister. And and uh, it's 532 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,720 Speaker 4: still is pretty small town, but a good place to 533 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:06,920 Speaker 4: be from. I got no regrets growing up in Old 534 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,320 Speaker 4: two one three six? 535 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,639 Speaker 1: And what part what part of around Baltimore? You from, Andy? 536 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:18,480 Speaker 6: I'm from northeast Baltimore. Just I just across Lake Montapela 537 00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,760 Speaker 6: from where Memorial Stadium used to be. 538 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,320 Speaker 3: Oh really, so you're in Baltimore. 539 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,440 Speaker 6: We're not right now, but I'm that's I was legitimately 540 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,320 Speaker 6: legitimately from Baltimore. 541 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,520 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, what high school did you go to? That's 542 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,639 Speaker 4: a good way to identify Baltimore. 543 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:38,280 Speaker 6: On I I went to two different high schools. I 544 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:41,720 Speaker 6: went to I went to Baltimore School for the Arts 545 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:45,520 Speaker 6: for two years, and then I went to City College 546 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:53,560 Speaker 6: High School, which is Memorial the big old castle looking Yeah, 547 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:56,040 Speaker 6: uh but I yeah, I like City more. I should 548 00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,800 Speaker 6: have just gone there from the jump, but we we 549 00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:01,240 Speaker 6: didn't have I just I feel like there's this Baltimore 550 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:06,360 Speaker 6: thing about adding apostrophe s to everything. Okay, I like that, 551 00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:10,360 Speaker 6: Like yeah, but that's why I always assume Reister's Town 552 00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:13,400 Speaker 6: Road was really Reister Town and we were just adding 553 00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:16,360 Speaker 6: the assuming somebody named Reister owned it. 554 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,520 Speaker 3: But yeah, I wish. 555 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,520 Speaker 4: You know what I'd noticed that I didn't realize until 556 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:24,640 Speaker 4: I left Maryland is that Maryland people call adults by 557 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,920 Speaker 4: their first name, mister missus blop. 558 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,440 Speaker 3: So like, yes, if like my wife. 559 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:32,200 Speaker 1: Does that because she's there in Maryland. 560 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:36,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, and people so for example, like if if your parents' 561 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:39,640 Speaker 4: names are are Chris and Stephanie, if you were over, 562 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,640 Speaker 4: you'd be like, hey, mister Chris, can I have another 563 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:43,560 Speaker 4: flavor ice? Or you'd be like, hey, miss Stephanie, can 564 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,240 Speaker 4: I eat a hot dog in the hot tub? 565 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:46,680 Speaker 3: And uh? 566 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:49,040 Speaker 4: And they don't do that anywhere else. But like my 567 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,440 Speaker 4: whole life, everybody my mom's name is Mary, I'd be like, hey, 568 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:54,720 Speaker 4: miss Mary, can I And it's so it's so Maryland 569 00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:55,040 Speaker 4: to me. 570 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:55,760 Speaker 1: It is. 571 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,120 Speaker 2: You know what's really weird right now is that growing 572 00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:01,080 Speaker 2: up in Jersey, you always use their last like miss Kelly. 573 00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,560 Speaker 1: Excuse me, miss Kelly. Uh. 574 00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:08,400 Speaker 2: And so now that I have kids, and when we 575 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:12,000 Speaker 2: could see other human beings like other like our neighbors 576 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,440 Speaker 2: and stuff like that, and they have to refer to them, 577 00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:20,160 Speaker 2: and it seems so crazy to have them call like 578 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,960 Speaker 2: a neighbor by their last name, do you know what 579 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:23,360 Speaker 2: I mean? 580 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:24,880 Speaker 1: It just seems so weird. 581 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:26,800 Speaker 2: So now they just call them by their first name 582 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,160 Speaker 2: and like yeah, and we do that thing where it's 583 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,920 Speaker 2: just like excuse me, mister Tim, or like miss Mary. 584 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:36,120 Speaker 6: But you could tell so much about like how kids 585 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:40,120 Speaker 6: grew up, by how they addressed adults, And like I 586 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,160 Speaker 6: was always I was always creeped by the kids who 587 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:46,760 Speaker 6: would call their parent by the first name, like they 588 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:50,440 Speaker 6: would just call their mom, would be share it, I 589 00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,520 Speaker 6: want to buy that candy. 590 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:56,440 Speaker 2: No, my daughter does it to fuck with me. Like 591 00:30:56,520 --> 00:31:00,880 Speaker 2: she's only three, and she'll do it. She'll just come 592 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:04,080 Speaker 2: out and go, Kurt, can you please come in here? 593 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:08,320 Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I did. She's a scoundrel. Who knew? 594 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:11,120 Speaker 2: Oh she is such a scoundrel. She would be was 595 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:12,920 Speaker 2: how to manipulate everything. 596 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:15,920 Speaker 6: That would be such a great parent, move a great kid, 597 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,440 Speaker 6: move to get like a post it note and write 598 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:26,160 Speaker 6: we need to talk. I'm sure that your kid. As 599 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:29,120 Speaker 6: soon as your kid knows the words, she'll be she'll 600 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:33,080 Speaker 6: be telling you I'm not upset, I'm just disappointed. 601 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,000 Speaker 1: So she already does that. She already does that. 602 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:38,400 Speaker 2: It is going to be like we encourage her to 603 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:41,440 Speaker 2: like explain her feelings when she's like having an outburst, 604 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:45,960 Speaker 2: so she's very like, okay. Also we also do this thing, 605 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:51,640 Speaker 2: this is crazy. So we read this. We read somewhere 606 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:55,160 Speaker 2: that you're never supposed to say like you're like smart. 607 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,280 Speaker 2: You're not supposed to be like you're so smart, you're 608 00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:01,280 Speaker 2: so smart. Because then what happens is when they encounter 609 00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:04,640 Speaker 2: something that's truly difficult for them, in their mind, they're like, 610 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:08,280 Speaker 2: I'm smart. If this is difficult for me, I can 611 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,880 Speaker 2: just stop because it's over my head. As opposed to 612 00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:14,000 Speaker 2: what you do say to compliment, you say you work 613 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,600 Speaker 2: so hard, like I really am proud of how hard 614 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,720 Speaker 2: you worked, and then that puts them in the mindset 615 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,600 Speaker 2: of like, when I encounter something difficult, I have to 616 00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:26,120 Speaker 2: keep trying at it, so so I literally she always 617 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:29,000 Speaker 2: asks for unreasonable things, and like the other day she 618 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,240 Speaker 2: was asking for like food and bed or something, and 619 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:32,640 Speaker 2: then she just started going. 620 00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:36,960 Speaker 1: Papa, I know you can do it. If you try 621 00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:38,200 Speaker 1: really hard. 622 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:43,600 Speaker 2: You can get me some food right now, go get them, Papa, 623 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:44,920 Speaker 2: go get me some food. 624 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:46,000 Speaker 4: I believe in. 625 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:49,920 Speaker 2: You, which is just parroting back to way we like 626 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,880 Speaker 2: talk to her about when she's having a tough time 627 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:54,440 Speaker 2: with the problem, and it's just like, oh, man, the 628 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,400 Speaker 2: fucking manipulation is already beginning. 629 00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,920 Speaker 6: I think it was also like a Baltimore thing of 630 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:03,600 Speaker 6: a certain age my friend's grandmother. My friend Nick, who 631 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:06,400 Speaker 6: lived down the street little with this grandmother. I remember 632 00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:09,320 Speaker 6: they had a I didn't put together until recently. They 633 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:15,240 Speaker 6: had a white cat named Coke. I put together. That's 634 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:18,440 Speaker 6: besides of the point, But I just didn't realize that 635 00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:21,760 Speaker 6: the cat's name was Coke. I didn't put that together 636 00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:24,440 Speaker 6: until recently. But she would do this thing with him 637 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:28,000 Speaker 6: where if you said something, this is a certain era 638 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,880 Speaker 6: of like I think growing up on the East Coast, 639 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:34,160 Speaker 6: my friend's grandmother, if he like tried to say something, 640 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:37,240 Speaker 6: she was like, oh, you're playing dumb or oh you're 641 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,920 Speaker 6: getting smart with me. So it was like this weird 642 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:44,880 Speaker 6: middle ground between playing dumb and getting smart that I 643 00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,280 Speaker 6: could never figure out perfect. 644 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:48,760 Speaker 1: That's pretty great. 645 00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:52,320 Speaker 4: You guys want a story, I got one, gave it 646 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:56,080 Speaker 4: to us. Okay, this is from Cameron Krueger. Thank you Cameron. 647 00:33:56,520 --> 00:34:01,400 Speaker 4: It's from NBC connect to kit NBC Connecticut. Headline goes 648 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:06,160 Speaker 4: a little something like this. Search continues for quote highly 649 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:12,400 Speaker 4: aggressive bfalow on the loose in Plymouth. Search continues for 650 00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:13,920 Speaker 4: highly aggressive. 651 00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:18,200 Speaker 2: Bfalow a cross between buffalo and a cow. 652 00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:21,239 Speaker 4: Yes, and I did not know this existed. Andy, did 653 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,560 Speaker 4: you know what a bfalo was? 654 00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:23,879 Speaker 5: No? 655 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,080 Speaker 1: I never heard of it. 656 00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:27,600 Speaker 4: I love the me neither greatest thing in the world. 657 00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:29,719 Speaker 4: So this bflow is on the loose in Plymouth. So 658 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,560 Speaker 4: police and Plymouth continue to search for a bfalo that's 659 00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:35,760 Speaker 4: on the loose after escaping from a meat processing factory 660 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:41,000 Speaker 4: two weeks ago. What so this bflow like saw the 661 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:43,080 Speaker 4: writing on the wall and was like not for me? 662 00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,040 Speaker 1: Time out? Is that? 663 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:45,360 Speaker 5: What? 664 00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:46,439 Speaker 4: So? Wait? 665 00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:48,440 Speaker 1: Is factory farming created? 666 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:52,360 Speaker 2: Is it a creation of factory farming like a beefalo 667 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,440 Speaker 2: so that it's like how and a buffalo but has 668 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:55,720 Speaker 2: buffalo meat on it? 669 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,480 Speaker 1: That's yes, fucking fucked up. 670 00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:03,640 Speaker 4: So two weeks ago had escape it first oh get ready. 671 00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:06,520 Speaker 4: Oh it kind of is. It looks so I'll explain it. 672 00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:09,680 Speaker 4: Because there's also a thing called a cattle o a cat, 673 00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:13,839 Speaker 4: which is cattle. Buffalo looks more like bison, then you'll 674 00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:17,000 Speaker 4: get it. Also, bison's the correct term. Buffalo is that 675 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:23,319 Speaker 4: doesn't matter, so you know what I mean. So the 676 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,680 Speaker 4: hybrid animal is it should. 677 00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:27,800 Speaker 3: Thank you? 678 00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:34,360 Speaker 4: Why is nobody give me the bumper sticker? We want beefs. 679 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,320 Speaker 1: It's dinner. 680 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:40,239 Speaker 6: I'm not gonna It would be really rad to like 681 00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,440 Speaker 6: have a burger, to be like, oh, yeah, this is 682 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:48,719 Speaker 6: made of beffalo wings. Like there's there's so much wordplay. 683 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:52,520 Speaker 6: I always I think I joke for a long time 684 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:57,400 Speaker 6: that like because golden doodles were like invented, and I 685 00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:00,720 Speaker 6: just thought about, like if you'd like woken up party 686 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:03,279 Speaker 6: at your house and you opened up and looked at 687 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:07,520 Speaker 6: the front window and a golden doodle like a like 688 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:12,279 Speaker 6: a poodle and a you know, like a laborador. Yeah, 689 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:13,399 Speaker 6: when you're front lawn. 690 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:18,719 Speaker 4: I just it'd be a lot to deal with. I'd 691 00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:21,439 Speaker 4: wake up streaming for all new reasons. Yes, the clime 692 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:22,120 Speaker 4: against God? 693 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:28,400 Speaker 2: All right, go ahead, you so many times go I 694 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,040 Speaker 2: don't mind. 695 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:33,120 Speaker 1: It's yeah, that's beefs and. 696 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:38,000 Speaker 4: Beefs and this is my son beefs. And the hybrid 697 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,640 Speaker 4: is claimed to be a great improvement on both of 698 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:46,000 Speaker 4: its progenitors, as it is more docile and better milker. 699 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,759 Speaker 4: So they're milking these befalos than in the buffalo. It 700 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:53,640 Speaker 4: retains its hardihood, we're just making up words at this point. 701 00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:57,360 Speaker 6: It retains its what's what's the gas mileage? 702 00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:02,440 Speaker 4: Like, Yeah, that's right, it's thirty two city forty highway, 703 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:07,319 Speaker 4: while the robe is finer, darker, and more even. The 704 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:10,120 Speaker 4: general shape of the animal is improved by the reduction 705 00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:13,520 Speaker 4: of the hump and increased proportion to the hind quarters. 706 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:19,239 Speaker 4: The USDA study found that beefalow meat, like bison meat, 707 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:22,240 Speaker 4: is lower in fat and cholesterol than standard beef cattle, 708 00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:26,720 Speaker 4: so it's apparently pretty good for you. So this animal 709 00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:29,880 Speaker 4: that escaped the shackles of death and ran away was 710 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,960 Speaker 4: caught on surveillance. The animal is last seen somewhere in 711 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,840 Speaker 4: the area of Route seventy two and jud Road in 712 00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:39,880 Speaker 4: Terryville section of Plymouth. Home Surveillance shows the animals still roaming. 713 00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:43,359 Speaker 4: I mean, what a great Your ring camera goes off 714 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:44,600 Speaker 4: and there's just a fucking bee. 715 00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:45,880 Speaker 3: Below in your front yard. 716 00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:52,839 Speaker 4: Oh man, we gotta go pounds highly aggressive. So that's 717 00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:54,880 Speaker 4: like the onlyar thing. And then so everybody's saying, if 718 00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:57,880 Speaker 4: you call the authorities, if you see this b flow 719 00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,160 Speaker 4: wandering through your front yard or in the woods, and 720 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:05,279 Speaker 4: it hopefully will not cross onto a major thoroughfare. 721 00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:10,000 Speaker 6: Oh my god, did it didn't really say Rome in 722 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:14,839 Speaker 6: the article where the beef roam? Oh my god. 723 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:20,840 Speaker 2: This is for New America, where there be rom to 724 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:23,799 Speaker 2: be slot and every day. 725 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:29,000 Speaker 4: I have you ever been to Plymouth, Massachusetts, either of you? 726 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,600 Speaker 4: Where the rock is, Where Plymouth Rock is? 727 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:35,839 Speaker 3: Okay, bananimals? 728 00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:38,279 Speaker 6: That better be a music station. 729 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,880 Speaker 4: Plymouth Rocksop. 730 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:43,640 Speaker 1: I hope there's Plymouth Rocks. 731 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:45,160 Speaker 3: It's one of those Plymouth. 732 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,520 Speaker 4: A friend of mine got married nearby and we went 733 00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,640 Speaker 4: out to bars. It's definitely one of those bars that 734 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,480 Speaker 4: as soon as you walk in you think you're going 735 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,440 Speaker 4: to get beat up, no matter what time of day 736 00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:54,920 Speaker 4: or how many drinks are going on. 737 00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:56,960 Speaker 1: This is the New England bars. 738 00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:01,600 Speaker 4: Yes, peoples bars, they're. 739 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:04,360 Speaker 2: Just like if you weren't born here in sixteen ninety 740 00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,520 Speaker 2: three Europe, you're an outsider. 741 00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:10,239 Speaker 4: Yeah, you're like gladly yeah, And it's like it goes 742 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:15,920 Speaker 4: from silence to laughing to having emotions to crying to 743 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:20,319 Speaker 4: punching to sex. It's a cool place to live. So 744 00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:23,960 Speaker 4: but any of our benanimals. If you haven't been but 745 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,919 Speaker 4: you live nearby, drive on out there. See the Plymouth Rock. 746 00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:31,279 Speaker 4: Most people throw coins at it for some reason, even 747 00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:35,439 Speaker 4: though it's not a wishing well. You stand about eight 748 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:39,600 Speaker 4: feet above this rock that's covered in gum and pennies, 749 00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:45,640 Speaker 4: and then they have a fake mayflower that looks not 750 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,400 Speaker 4: seaworthy is a generous way to put it. It looks 751 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:51,000 Speaker 4: like it was put together in like a cardboard catalog kit. 752 00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:54,000 Speaker 4: And I remember going and being like, oh, this is cool. 753 00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,000 Speaker 4: I'll see Plymouth Rock. Also, I don't think it's the 754 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,880 Speaker 4: real rock. I think they just picked one, build a 755 00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:00,239 Speaker 4: gazebo around it, and you just throw pennies at it. 756 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,480 Speaker 3: And I guess wish they get you the fuck out 757 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:03,160 Speaker 3: of Plymouth. 758 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,560 Speaker 4: To get me out of here, I'll put a saddle 759 00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:08,520 Speaker 4: on the first b flow and right out of this town. 760 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,680 Speaker 6: I feel like that's most most of going to any 761 00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:17,760 Speaker 6: sort of like tourist attraction in on the East coast 762 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:23,080 Speaker 6: at all, it's like smaller than I thought it would be. Yes, 763 00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:26,680 Speaker 6: almost always too small. I remember going to Gettysburg and 764 00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:29,600 Speaker 6: being like expecting there to be something, but it's just 765 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,000 Speaker 6: fields with walls. 766 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:34,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, well can Yeah, occasionally a cannon that you pose 767 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:38,640 Speaker 4: behind as if it was enlarged Genitalia, and then you 768 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:41,120 Speaker 4: get back on the bus with a gum cigar and 769 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:42,160 Speaker 4: go back to school. 770 00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,840 Speaker 2: All right, guys, you want this other one? 771 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:46,359 Speaker 4: Yeah? 772 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:47,360 Speaker 3: Hit me with a story. 773 00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:52,359 Speaker 2: Kurtie b Man cited after crashing battle tank twice near 774 00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:59,720 Speaker 2: Gold Beach. This is the details are beautiful about this story. 775 00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:04,040 Speaker 2: This is was sent in by Instagram user at ms 776 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:10,800 Speaker 2: ants ems underscore ants. This is from kVA L Eugene, Oregon. 777 00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:15,680 Speaker 2: This is by Max bar at kat u dot com. 778 00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:20,520 Speaker 2: Thank you, Maxie, Thank you the Oregon. A Curry County 779 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:23,080 Speaker 2: man was cited for reckless driving last week after he 780 00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:26,280 Speaker 2: crashed a vintage battle tank into a carbel a highway. 781 00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:32,080 Speaker 2: Say yes, a battle tank. It happened on November twenty seventh, 782 00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:34,960 Speaker 2: about five miles south of Gold Beach, according to Oregon 783 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:39,040 Speaker 2: State Police spokesman, The recently purchased nineteen sixty nine chieftain 784 00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:41,880 Speaker 2: battle tank. This is ninety six nine, So this is 785 00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,839 Speaker 2: like this is a real is a series like a 786 00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:48,160 Speaker 2: modern recent Yeah right, I thought it's I thought it 787 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,120 Speaker 2: was like a maybe a World War two tank or something. No, 788 00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:53,200 Speaker 2: nineteen sixty nine Chieftain battle tank was being delivered by 789 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:56,880 Speaker 2: truck to an area residence house. I don't know why 790 00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:59,920 Speaker 2: that's happening in the first place. I didn't know you 791 00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,800 Speaker 2: goodbye a fucking battle tank. 792 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:02,879 Speaker 3: That's crazy either. 793 00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,879 Speaker 6: There was there's some house that was out here, uh on, 794 00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,359 Speaker 6: like kind of near where I work, and they had 795 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:13,440 Speaker 6: a fucking howitzer in their front yard really like even 796 00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:16,760 Speaker 6: had a little tag that said howarzer this how big? 797 00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:19,360 Speaker 6: This was used in this battle. And it's just on 798 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:23,320 Speaker 6: the front lawn. That a howitzer on the front lawn. 799 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:28,200 Speaker 2: It's a weird choice. Now here's where it gets really 800 00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:33,799 Speaker 2: beautifully bananas guy. Yes, So the truck driver, Jeffrey Glossop 801 00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:37,799 Speaker 2: fifty eight, decided that his truck wasn't going to make 802 00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:41,000 Speaker 2: it up a steep hill while carrying the tank, so 803 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:46,240 Speaker 2: Glossop unloaded the fifty ton tank and tried to drive 804 00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:50,600 Speaker 2: it up the hill himself, despite having no experience driving 805 00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:51,520 Speaker 2: a battle tank. 806 00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:57,920 Speaker 4: Why wouldn't you how hard it's two I've seen bugs, 807 00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:58,799 Speaker 4: bunny cartoons. 808 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:02,600 Speaker 3: You just pushed the levers, crank them like chopsticks. 809 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,400 Speaker 1: It didn't go as planned. 810 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,480 Speaker 2: As Glossops started up the hill, the tank slipped out 811 00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:10,879 Speaker 2: of gear and rolled backward across Highway. 812 00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:11,040 Speaker 1: One oh one. 813 00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:13,840 Speaker 2: Police said several vehicles had to stop to avoid the 814 00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:16,879 Speaker 2: out of control tank, which crashed through a guard rail. 815 00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:23,040 Speaker 2: But guys, Glossop didn't give up, Police said, he started 816 00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:28,520 Speaker 2: driving up the hill again, so when he rounded a curve, 817 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:33,000 Speaker 2: the tank slipped out of gear again and rolled bank 818 00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:37,160 Speaker 2: backward through another guard rail. The tank rolled down in 819 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:41,800 Speaker 2: embankment and crashed into some trees. Uh yeah. Damage was 820 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,440 Speaker 2: estimated around fifteen hundred dollars. 821 00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,040 Speaker 1: No one was hurt. Glossop faces charges of reckless driving 822 00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:46,920 Speaker 1: and criminal mischief. 823 00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:51,719 Speaker 6: That sounds like gloss really trying to get that tank 824 00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:52,279 Speaker 6: up the hill. 825 00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:53,520 Speaker 2: That was a pun. 826 00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:57,399 Speaker 6: And that was fine, And. 827 00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:00,200 Speaker 1: I didn't understand it until I thought about at it. 828 00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:03,560 Speaker 6: For it's terrible. It's terrible. 829 00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,399 Speaker 2: I just wish, I just wish I had as much 830 00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:13,040 Speaker 2: confidence as gloss Yes to after crashing the battle tank once, 831 00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:15,080 Speaker 2: to be like, well we'll get it. 832 00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:16,200 Speaker 1: We can do it again. 833 00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:17,560 Speaker 3: Yes. 834 00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:21,520 Speaker 6: I like the idea of whenever somebody is trying to 835 00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:23,600 Speaker 6: like back up a truck or get out of a 836 00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:27,120 Speaker 6: driveway or anything, you always have somebody that's like trying 837 00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:30,240 Speaker 6: to yell directions. I like the idea of somebody yelling 838 00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:32,520 Speaker 6: directions at him trying to move the tank. 839 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:40,239 Speaker 1: Yes, into the into the gun part. 840 00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:45,600 Speaker 6: Listen. I was just watching I was just watching Indiana Jones. 841 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:55,720 Speaker 4: Somebody I've never I've never been inside of a tank. 842 00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:58,600 Speaker 4: I've seen a million of them parked all over the place. 843 00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:01,000 Speaker 4: They seem very terrifying. I'm trying to think of any 844 00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,200 Speaker 4: I'd worked on a show called Mega Drive years ago 845 00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:08,759 Speaker 4: with this comedian Johnny Pemberton, and we I'm trying to 846 00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,160 Speaker 4: think if we did anything. Oh, we did do something 847 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:11,400 Speaker 4: with a. 848 00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,400 Speaker 1: Tank, something with a tank. 849 00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:16,400 Speaker 4: Yeah, Kurt wrote on it too. We shot up a 850 00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:17,160 Speaker 4: school bus. 851 00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:18,000 Speaker 3: Oh that's what it is. 852 00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:20,279 Speaker 4: Oh my god, Okay, god, this is I had totally 853 00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:20,960 Speaker 4: forgotten about this. 854 00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:21,400 Speaker 3: Okay. 855 00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,839 Speaker 4: So we were working on a show called Mega Drive 856 00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:26,480 Speaker 4: where a stand up comedian named Johnny Pemerton, who failed 857 00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:29,399 Speaker 4: his driver's licensed test three times in real life, would 858 00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,839 Speaker 4: go around the country and drive vehicles that nobody else 859 00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:35,279 Speaker 4: had ever seen anybody drive on TV. So all kinds 860 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,080 Speaker 4: of wild stuff, and then Kurt and I would come 861 00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:39,759 Speaker 4: up with like kind of wacky things to do and 862 00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:43,480 Speaker 4: at a prank element, so we get this tank. It's 863 00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:46,439 Speaker 4: an active military tank. They were very happy to show 864 00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:51,000 Speaker 4: it off. And we we had a producer and I 865 00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:52,920 Speaker 4: forget his name, and I wouldn't say it anyways, because 866 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:53,680 Speaker 4: he gets fired. 867 00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:55,040 Speaker 3: And here's why he gets fired. 868 00:45:56,160 --> 00:46:00,200 Speaker 4: We take this Bluebird bus like a school bus, yes, 869 00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:04,520 Speaker 4: which is a brand of school bus, and it was vintage, 870 00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:08,239 Speaker 4: and we pretended like the tank was just oh, the 871 00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:10,879 Speaker 4: tank just drives over it. Basically, it turned this thing 872 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,640 Speaker 4: into a pancake and like three passes and then the 873 00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:18,040 Speaker 4: owner of the Bluebird bus shows up about eight hours 874 00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:21,520 Speaker 4: after we're done shooting with this tow truck and he's like, yeah, 875 00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:24,239 Speaker 4: where's the bus, And the show runner, our buddy Rob, 876 00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:27,920 Speaker 4: is like, uh, it's at the scrapyard. And the guy's like, 877 00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:31,520 Speaker 4: well why, and he's like, oh, because we shot it 878 00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:34,960 Speaker 4: with a tank gun and then drove over it four times. 879 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:39,200 Speaker 4: And the guy starts shaking and crying. And the producer 880 00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:42,880 Speaker 4: had not bought the bus. He had rented the bus 881 00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:45,279 Speaker 4: for the day, so the guy just thought he was 882 00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:47,520 Speaker 4: gonna he just thought we were gonna drive around it 883 00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:49,360 Speaker 4: and be silly with it, or like have Johnny pretend 884 00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:52,399 Speaker 4: to drive this defunct antique like nineteen. 885 00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:52,919 Speaker 3: Sixty school bus. 886 00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:57,080 Speaker 4: Instead, we smashed it into a pancake, and that producer 887 00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,960 Speaker 4: got fired. I think we gave the guy like fifty 888 00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:03,120 Speaker 4: thousand dollars for that bus because we were like, we 889 00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:05,920 Speaker 4: are so sorry. But it was like his like vintage 890 00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:07,960 Speaker 4: thing that he would rent out to people. And then 891 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:11,600 Speaker 4: one guy made one mistake and didn't read the paperwork 892 00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:16,200 Speaker 4: correctly or the creator or creative correctly. That's just poor guys, 893 00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:18,839 Speaker 4: like I don't know, like his vintage thing was like 894 00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:21,280 Speaker 4: just ruining his livelihood. I felt so bad. 895 00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:25,919 Speaker 6: Oh my god, every view he now has to have 896 00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:31,280 Speaker 6: a bumper sticker that says, don't tread on me terrible. 897 00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:36,120 Speaker 6: I just bring this show. I thought you have been animals, 898 00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,280 Speaker 6: Why not me bring terrible puns? 899 00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:42,520 Speaker 3: Me rock. We appreciate it, and yeah, keep bringing it. 900 00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:43,080 Speaker 1: Yeah. 901 00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:44,919 Speaker 2: I think the only time I've been in a tank 902 00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:48,839 Speaker 2: was bringing it back to Action Park again. By the way, 903 00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:52,239 Speaker 2: finally saw the Action Park documentary on HBO Max I 904 00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:59,960 Speaker 2: think totally Worth of You, Worth of You. It's mostly 905 00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:07,640 Speaker 2: Chris Gethard. They had these gas powered so imagine a 906 00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:13,080 Speaker 2: tank but the size of a golf cart, but gas powered, 907 00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:16,400 Speaker 2: and they could go pretty fast. And then inside you 908 00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:20,279 Speaker 2: had a cannon that shot golf balls. And I must 909 00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:22,960 Speaker 2: have been like eleven or something, and I was allowed 910 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,400 Speaker 2: to literally like they open a cage. 911 00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:26,719 Speaker 1: You're placed inside. 912 00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:29,320 Speaker 2: They closed you in a cage, and then people start 913 00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:33,080 Speaker 2: shooting golf balls and they start like damn, damn, like 914 00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:36,120 Speaker 2: start hitting the cage and you're driving and it's like. 915 00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:41,160 Speaker 1: And they're fucking like tire tracks, you know, with just like. 916 00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:42,160 Speaker 4: Left and right. 917 00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:43,120 Speaker 1: It was crazy. 918 00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:45,480 Speaker 2: You could smash into other people and then people are 919 00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:46,719 Speaker 2: constantly shooting you. 920 00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:49,160 Speaker 1: It was a fucking panic attack. 921 00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:52,480 Speaker 2: It was so scary as an eleven year old, just 922 00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:57,040 Speaker 2: like my mom's just reading, I would my mom should 923 00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:59,120 Speaker 2: have just taken up smoking at that point, Like that's 924 00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:01,920 Speaker 2: how yes, Like if you're gonna let your kid just 925 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:05,080 Speaker 2: go off and ride these rides, just start smoking yourself. 926 00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:08,919 Speaker 6: I just we always had this like carnival that would 927 00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:13,160 Speaker 6: come to town, like down in the like the like area, 928 00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:16,520 Speaker 6: the schoolyard outside the Catholic school that I went to, 929 00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:21,120 Speaker 6: and like that's where I finally like saw carnival rides 930 00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:24,120 Speaker 6: for what they were. They're just like held together with 931 00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:28,719 Speaker 6: like oh hairins. Oh yeah, like those hairpins. Like everything's 932 00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:30,879 Speaker 6: held together with just hairpins. 933 00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:34,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, it is terrifying. I took my daughter on one 934 00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:36,520 Speaker 2: recently and I was like, this definitely kind of seems 935 00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:38,920 Speaker 2: like it's it's kind of rocking up and down in 936 00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:40,759 Speaker 2: a way that's leaving the ground. 937 00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:41,560 Speaker 1: Like it doesn't. 938 00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:43,080 Speaker 3: Yeah. 939 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:46,759 Speaker 4: I can remember going up to Gamber fire Hall had 940 00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:49,520 Speaker 4: this is like kind of a I don't even like 941 00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:51,799 Speaker 4: kind of a hicic town, I guess, And we would 942 00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:53,719 Speaker 4: go up there and they had this big fair every 943 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:56,399 Speaker 4: year and my best friend was just a black dude 944 00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:59,040 Speaker 4: name Andre, and we went everywhere together and it was 945 00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:02,440 Speaker 4: one of those situations where was like two thousand friends 946 00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:05,480 Speaker 4: of firemen and then Andre and I at eleven walking 947 00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:07,880 Speaker 4: around and we got on one of those ones that 948 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,120 Speaker 4: just spined super fast and you stick to the wall 949 00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,040 Speaker 4: and you know, like when you're young, you like do 950 00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:15,000 Speaker 4: every you turn upside down or like somebody pukes and 951 00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:18,239 Speaker 4: it sprays the entire side they're super fun. But they 952 00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:22,600 Speaker 4: they blasted the song Insane in the Membrane by Cyprus Hill, 953 00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:24,399 Speaker 4: and it was the first time either of us had 954 00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:28,440 Speaker 4: ever heard that song. And I remember being scared to death. 955 00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:32,000 Speaker 4: I remember being like, what is this song? Did we die? 956 00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:35,000 Speaker 4: Is this what they play in Hell? And I was 957 00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:37,879 Speaker 4: just but I had never heard music like that. I'm 958 00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:40,040 Speaker 4: spinning around at probably forty five miles an hour of 959 00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:42,839 Speaker 4: my best friend, the only person of color there, and 960 00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:44,719 Speaker 4: it's just like, Oh, I think we died. I think 961 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,080 Speaker 4: my parents crashed their car on the way up here. 962 00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:48,239 Speaker 4: Now this is hell. 963 00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:54,400 Speaker 6: That was such a staple of East Coast carnivals is 964 00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:57,120 Speaker 6: you always had some ride that went really fast in 965 00:50:57,200 --> 00:51:00,440 Speaker 6: a circle then backwards, but the entire time it's just 966 00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:02,640 Speaker 6: blaring music and a dude is. 967 00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:05,920 Speaker 4: Yelling yeah either things. 968 00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:06,360 Speaker 3: A DJ. 969 00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:10,239 Speaker 6: He's like, who wants to go backwards? 970 00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:13,640 Speaker 4: And you're like, honestly, stop the ride, and he's like, 971 00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:15,440 Speaker 4: I can't hear you. 972 00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:18,640 Speaker 1: All right, give us our last one. 973 00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:25,040 Speaker 4: Scottie, Florida woman clobbers farting father. So this is from 974 00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:27,400 Speaker 4: a lot of bananimals sent this one in, but the 975 00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:31,160 Speaker 4: New York Daily News David Matthews. David goes above and 976 00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:34,759 Speaker 4: beyond when he's writing his byline. A lot of these 977 00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:38,360 Speaker 4: articles that we were sent said Florida woman assaults farting father, 978 00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:43,000 Speaker 4: a Florida woman strikes farting father. But the word clobbers 979 00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:46,120 Speaker 4: is under used in life. I encourage all but animals 980 00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:48,120 Speaker 4: to use it today. Say I'm going to clobber these 981 00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:52,960 Speaker 4: buffalo beffalo wings. This was sent in by mister no 982 00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:55,680 Speaker 4: shoulders on Instagram. Thank you so much, but also many 983 00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:59,759 Speaker 4: many other ban animals. Florida woman was arrested Sunday after 984 00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:04,120 Speaker 4: jury allegedly battering her father who was passing too much gas. 985 00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:07,600 Speaker 4: And they're shared home. Oh boy. According to an affidavit 986 00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:14,120 Speaker 4: filed by in Penilla's County Court, Nicole do Zois Nicole 987 00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:19,800 Speaker 4: does great names. This episode, Nicold Dozois forty, became angry 988 00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:22,680 Speaker 4: at her fifty nine year old father. So they're pretty 989 00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:25,200 Speaker 4: close in age. Nothing wrong with that, but pretty close. 990 00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:28,560 Speaker 4: In their Largo home in Tampa Bay area two am 991 00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:32,560 Speaker 4: on Saturday, quote due to his flatulence disrupting her sleep, 992 00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:38,040 Speaker 4: the sky farts in his sleep. She started attacking him 993 00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:40,920 Speaker 4: after they had an argument. When the cops arrived, they 994 00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:45,680 Speaker 4: found Dozois's father with a bloodied left eye and scratches 995 00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:47,160 Speaker 4: all over his neck. 996 00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:49,280 Speaker 3: I think you're aiming for the wrong body part. 997 00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:54,640 Speaker 4: Following the argument, wherein he was punched numerous times, she 998 00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:57,560 Speaker 4: was arrested and booked on misdemeanor domestic battery. 999 00:52:57,960 --> 00:52:59,520 Speaker 3: Before released. 1000 00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:03,080 Speaker 4: She is pleaded not guilty, but is ordered to go 1001 00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:05,080 Speaker 4: to court and have no contact with their father. 1002 00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:06,600 Speaker 3: Tough to do when your dad's your roommate. 1003 00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:10,640 Speaker 4: Hard to have no contact, especially when he's an old 1004 00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:16,160 Speaker 4: man fart machine. But guys, Andy, that's not all. This 1005 00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:18,960 Speaker 4: isn't the first time something like this has happened. In 1006 00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:23,279 Speaker 4: twenty eighteen, Nicole was arrested for punching her sister in 1007 00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:27,719 Speaker 4: the head. Prosecutors to decline to pursue the case, and 1008 00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:30,359 Speaker 4: it's not revealed if flagelence was. 1009 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,000 Speaker 3: The catalysts. 1010 00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:37,839 Speaker 2: This is the Before starting this podcast, I had no 1011 00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:43,600 Speaker 2: idea how many fisticuffs were born out of farting, and 1012 00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:48,480 Speaker 2: the amount of stories that we see of people getting 1013 00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:53,879 Speaker 2: in actual physical fights over a fart is It's much 1014 00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:56,160 Speaker 2: more than I would have ever anticipated. I had no 1015 00:53:56,280 --> 00:54:00,120 Speaker 2: idea it's what drove people to go at each other. 1016 00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:06,400 Speaker 6: As a person who loves who loves pontons, breaking up 1017 00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:09,920 Speaker 6: a fart fight would be one of my greatest achievements. 1018 00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:13,160 Speaker 6: There's so many I have ready, Like you push them 1019 00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:16,680 Speaker 6: both apart and you're like, hey, this too shall pass. 1020 00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:18,080 Speaker 1: That's pretty good. 1021 00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:23,520 Speaker 4: If you follow that up with a high pitched, squeaky fart, 1022 00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:25,920 Speaker 4: then you really win the whole thing. It's a great 1023 00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:29,040 Speaker 4: it's a great way to end any argument. But yeah, 1024 00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:31,160 Speaker 4: you're right, Kurt, this happens a lot like we. 1025 00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:35,080 Speaker 2: Get remember Sloppy Joe's fart fight. 1026 00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:39,680 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, classic Ernest Hemingway's favorite bar. A couple somebody 1027 00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:43,200 Speaker 4: broke a collar bone, guy farted on a woman and 1028 00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:43,719 Speaker 4: they got it. 1029 00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:45,920 Speaker 3: You know, you can't write this stuff. 1030 00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:47,880 Speaker 1: Folks can't write this stuff. 1031 00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:51,959 Speaker 6: There definitely needs to make We could use more fart 1032 00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:55,759 Speaker 6: humor in the world, but I think we just needed. 1033 00:54:55,719 --> 00:54:56,440 Speaker 1: That's another thing. 1034 00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:58,279 Speaker 2: That's what's so crazy about it is that a fart 1035 00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:02,480 Speaker 2: is inherently funny, and Phil punching someone in the face 1036 00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:06,560 Speaker 2: for farting is so crazy to me. It's like, like, 1037 00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:10,040 Speaker 2: it's just it's such a funny thing to have happen 1038 00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:12,040 Speaker 2: on top of another funny thing. 1039 00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:17,239 Speaker 6: If I had time to punch up that article, I 1040 00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:21,799 Speaker 6: would suggest instead of Clawbard, I would have said. 1041 00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:32,120 Speaker 2: He was beamed, unleashed daughter, father, fratulance. 1042 00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:37,279 Speaker 4: Dad's face. There was a there is this guy my 1043 00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:39,560 Speaker 4: high school. Oh, he actually didn't go to my high school. 1044 00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:41,200 Speaker 4: He just came to all our high school parties. I'm 1045 00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,200 Speaker 4: not even sure where he went to high school, same age, 1046 00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:45,960 Speaker 4: but we all caught him. Stink stinky Dan, and Stinky 1047 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000 Speaker 4: Dan could fart on command. He's the only person I've 1048 00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:51,640 Speaker 4: ever known who could do it so inevident. I know 1049 00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:55,200 Speaker 4: he's if he's not a billionaire, he doesn't understand the 1050 00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:59,560 Speaker 4: gifts he was given. But Stinky Dan, everybody be hanging 1051 00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:02,560 Speaker 4: out part in the field, there's a case of beer, 1052 00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:06,160 Speaker 4: there's a bonfire. Inevitably, somebody's gonna jump over it, somebody's 1053 00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:09,120 Speaker 4: gonna trip and fall into it. But somebody eventually would go, hey, 1054 00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:11,560 Speaker 4: Stinky Dan, fart for us. And he'd be like he 1055 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:13,520 Speaker 4: would be like, no, no, no, no, I don't I 1056 00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:16,560 Speaker 4: don't know. We're like Stinky Dan, like live up to 1057 00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:19,839 Speaker 4: the hype. And here's the kicker. He could only do it, 1058 00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:23,840 Speaker 4: for some reason, if he slapped his his hip first, 1059 00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:26,520 Speaker 4: so he would kind of get down in almost like 1060 00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:29,000 Speaker 4: a football player lineman stance, like a three point stance, 1061 00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:32,399 Speaker 4: slap his hip like see biscuit his hip, and then 1062 00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:34,799 Speaker 4: just rip a fart. But if you go do it again, 1063 00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:38,600 Speaker 4: he would slap his and do it again. This guy 1064 00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:40,719 Speaker 4: was like a true legend of the fall like but 1065 00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:42,000 Speaker 4: he would do it, and he could do it a 1066 00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:43,960 Speaker 4: hundred times in a row. You know, people can like 1067 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:47,759 Speaker 4: burp and Stinky Dan could slap his hip and fart endlessly, 1068 00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:52,160 Speaker 4: and we often made him if you're out there, you're 1069 00:56:52,200 --> 00:57:00,200 Speaker 4: the banana the week, Stinky. 1070 00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:01,600 Speaker 6: I think that, Like I'm a transgender person. As a 1071 00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:05,400 Speaker 6: transgender person, I like always support people on their journey, 1072 00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:08,759 Speaker 6: and I just that's right. Stinky Dan's out there and 1073 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:11,640 Speaker 6: he's become the action figure he's always wanted to be, 1074 00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:15,080 Speaker 6: and like there's a he can hit himself and his 1075 00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:18,560 Speaker 6: hip and then have a giant cardboard thing he rests 1076 00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:26,080 Speaker 6: in and it says Stinky Dan farts on command. You're right, 1077 00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:30,439 Speaker 6: I think we should support him. 1078 00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:31,919 Speaker 1: I believe in Stinky Dan. 1079 00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:37,240 Speaker 6: We supported other people's transition to UH to Candy throughout 1080 00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:38,080 Speaker 6: this episode. 1081 00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:43,360 Speaker 2: Yes, we did Dan transition to an action figure. 1082 00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:47,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, turn yourself into the worst member of the Marvel 1083 00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:50,040 Speaker 4: Cinematic Universe. They're like, aw, guy. 1084 00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:50,960 Speaker 3: Stinky Dan. 1085 00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:53,880 Speaker 4: You guys take that battle tank from Action Park and 1086 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,600 Speaker 4: just head in, head in there. 1087 00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:58,640 Speaker 2: I had we we have to wrap this up, but 1088 00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:00,160 Speaker 2: I have to tell you this one story. 1089 00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:02,760 Speaker 1: When I was in my early. 1090 00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:07,840 Speaker 2: Twenties, I took a job as an actor that I 1091 00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:12,320 Speaker 2: regret to this fucking day. It was a pilot of 1092 00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:17,520 Speaker 2: a prank show from the UK called Balls of Steel, 1093 00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:20,880 Speaker 2: a terrible name already. 1094 00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:21,800 Speaker 3: I think. 1095 00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:26,560 Speaker 2: The thing that I had to do to people, and 1096 00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:29,880 Speaker 2: this hurts my soul to this day that I did 1097 00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:30,640 Speaker 2: this for money. 1098 00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:33,800 Speaker 4: Kurt's one of the nicest guys in the world. Kurt 1099 00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:36,280 Speaker 4: does not prank in life. I will give that disclaimer. 1100 00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:37,760 Speaker 4: In life, Kurt will not prank you. 1101 00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:42,200 Speaker 2: I do not like pranking that is mean, and this 1102 00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:43,360 Speaker 2: one is pretty mean. 1103 00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:44,960 Speaker 1: So I would call it. 1104 00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:48,280 Speaker 2: Was a character called Mister Stinks, and they gave me 1105 00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:53,880 Speaker 2: a suit that had been no shit, soaked in skunk, 1106 00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:59,920 Speaker 2: a juice, a coyote piss, all these like different STI 1107 00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:02,680 Speaker 2: bombs had been like let off on it and it 1108 00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:07,000 Speaker 2: smelled like it was when I put it on. 1109 00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:09,560 Speaker 1: I would start to like throw up in my mouth. 1110 00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:10,160 Speaker 4: It was so. 1111 00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:13,920 Speaker 1: Then we would. 1112 00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:17,920 Speaker 2: Have people who had set their friends up for the prank. 1113 00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:21,880 Speaker 2: So it was a woman who was single and her 1114 00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:24,280 Speaker 2: friend said, I have a guy I want you to meet, 1115 00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:28,040 Speaker 2: So then I would be the blind date that they 1116 00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:31,480 Speaker 2: were going out on a date with. And it was 1117 00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:35,400 Speaker 2: the most uncomfortable and also like I didn't have to 1118 00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:37,160 Speaker 2: be like funny in it. You know, usually when you're 1119 00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:39,360 Speaker 2: pranking people, you have to keep like pushing people and 1120 00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:42,440 Speaker 2: be on it and funny. Literally the joke is that 1121 00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:44,960 Speaker 2: I smell bad, and it's probably why it never made. 1122 00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:46,800 Speaker 1: It to television, because you can't smell for your TV. 1123 00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:50,800 Speaker 2: And so then I would just go on these dates 1124 00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:54,440 Speaker 2: with these women who were legitimately looking for love in 1125 00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:59,880 Speaker 2: New York City and just be like a horribly smelling man. 1126 01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:01,840 Speaker 2: And then we were just trying. I was just trying 1127 01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:03,640 Speaker 2: to get closer and closer to them until they would leave. 1128 01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:07,520 Speaker 2: And that was the whole bit. And it was awful. 1129 01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:09,760 Speaker 2: And I had to be in that fucking suit for 1130 01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:13,080 Speaker 2: like sixteen hours and then they didn't have a like 1131 01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:15,360 Speaker 2: a place for me to change, and it was like 1132 01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:17,120 Speaker 2: winter time in New York City. So I had to 1133 01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:21,080 Speaker 2: change in the back of a sixteen passenger van when 1134 01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:25,360 Speaker 2: it was like thirty degrees outside. It was the worst 1135 01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:27,600 Speaker 2: job I've ever taken. I want to apologize to all 1136 01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:30,360 Speaker 2: of the women, especially to the one who did not leave, 1137 01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:31,000 Speaker 2: who was just. 1138 01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:32,520 Speaker 1: That's what I was about on this date. 1139 01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:36,240 Speaker 4: That's what I was about to ask, did anybody kind 1140 01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:38,920 Speaker 4: of did you hit it off with anybody there was? 1141 01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:40,120 Speaker 3: Did anybody stay? 1142 01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:44,120 Speaker 1: There was three dates to stayed out of the three? 1143 01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:44,720 Speaker 6: Wow. 1144 01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:49,600 Speaker 4: See women, Oh god, they are so they will look 1145 01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:53,200 Speaker 4: for good things in you in a different way in God, yes, 1146 01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:55,760 Speaker 4: and the women of New York especially, they are just 1147 01:00:55,880 --> 01:01:00,600 Speaker 4: served up an endless stream of night ships. So just 1148 01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:03,880 Speaker 4: a handsome, fun guy who happens to smell like a 1149 01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:07,560 Speaker 4: dead coyote and a million stink bombs is like, that's 1150 01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:09,760 Speaker 4: like an eight in New York City. That's like this 1151 01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:12,479 Speaker 4: all right, I think he has a job. He took 1152 01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:14,680 Speaker 4: a taxi here, he didn't take the f train. 1153 01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:18,440 Speaker 6: Here's my here's my pitch. Instead of a frank shows 1154 01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:22,960 Speaker 6: a dating show. And there's three people. There's three dudes 1155 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:26,120 Speaker 6: sitting in Two of them are in smelly suits, and 1156 01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:29,480 Speaker 6: one is not, and so then a woman and ask 1157 01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:33,240 Speaker 6: him questions, try to figure out which one. It doesn't 1158 01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:34,360 Speaker 6: have the smell. 1159 01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:41,160 Speaker 1: No ship, no ship, I'm in. I'm in. 1160 01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:43,760 Speaker 4: Sign me up. Let's make it Youklon'll do it. 1161 01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:46,040 Speaker 6: No ship, no sh. 1162 01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:50,880 Speaker 2: Oh man, Andy, thank you so much for being on bananas. 1163 01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:52,560 Speaker 6: Oh, thank you for having me. 1164 01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:56,600 Speaker 1: What would you like to plug? Where can we find you? 1165 01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:57,760 Speaker 1: All that sort of stuff. 1166 01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:03,480 Speaker 6: I have a I have a semi podcast. So I 1167 01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:09,560 Speaker 6: do a podcast called It's Not Funny. It's the comedy 1168 01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:14,560 Speaker 6: podcast with one joke, which is that there's no comedy 1169 01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:20,800 Speaker 6: I have. I have comedians come over and uh, I 1170 01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:24,160 Speaker 6: teach them how to DJ. So I teach them how 1171 01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:27,720 Speaker 6: to DJ with equipment and they do an hour long 1172 01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:31,560 Speaker 6: set of just songs that they've over how to mix 1173 01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:36,000 Speaker 6: them together and the result is usually pretty good. And 1174 01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:39,840 Speaker 6: then so there's episodes of that. But also I've been 1175 01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:44,440 Speaker 6: putting out scratch tapes. So it's me taking the audio 1176 01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:47,760 Speaker 6: from different podcasts, and I'll do one for y'all. Uh, 1177 01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:53,160 Speaker 6: and I scratch with the audio from the podcast and 1178 01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:56,320 Speaker 6: make like a little mixtape. This one out for all 1179 01:02:56,400 --> 01:03:04,440 Speaker 6: fantasy everything. This is rad everything scary anyway, SoundCloud dot com, 1180 01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:06,640 Speaker 6: slash my name Andy Wi wats. 1181 01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:12,160 Speaker 2: You, Thank you, Andy, Scottie, Happy birthday, Thank. 1182 01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:14,360 Speaker 3: You, Kurt, Thank you so much. 1183 01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:20,400 Speaker 7: Bananas, Bananas, Bananas. 1184 01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:27,520 Speaker 4: This has been an exactly right production, produced and engineered 1185 01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:28,880 Speaker 4: by Katie Levine. 1186 01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:31,680 Speaker 1: Theme song by Kahanamanti, and all. 1187 01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:33,440 Speaker 4: Of our artwork is done by Travis Millard. 1188 01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:37,280 Speaker 2: So please follow us on Instagram at the Bananas Podcast, 1189 01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:39,720 Speaker 2: where we post so many more stories and make it here, 1190 01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:40,520 Speaker 2: and you. 1191 01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:42,880 Speaker 4: Can share with us your strange news story by d 1192 01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:45,520 Speaker 4: ming us on Instagram at the Bananas Podcast. 1193 01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:48,440 Speaker 2: So listen, subscribe, and please leave us a review on 1194 01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:51,520 Speaker 2: Apple podcast, Stitch or wherever you get your podcasts. 1195 01:03:51,880 --> 01:04:04,680 Speaker 7: Bananas Bananas probably put there, as they put there is 1196 01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:06,120 Speaker 7: but there and the other. 1197 01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:09,880 Speaker 5: Probably put theirs. The bequet then is but man and 1198 01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:10,680 Speaker 5: rather