Speaker 1: Who were listening to math.
Speaker 2: Wow, be ready friends, Yes, totally, we're here. Hi, guys,
Speaker 2: what's going on? We got a mess, We got a
Speaker 2: good episode for you today.
Speaker 1: You do. Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 2: The voice that you're hearing in the background is a
Speaker 2: very funny comedian who performs all over the I'm gonna
Speaker 2: say world, not the fact, because you really you passport.
Speaker 1: Is getting stamped. Stamp. That's a fat love that for you.
Speaker 1: Thank you. It's very funny. Eva Evan. Hey, y'all, they
Speaker 1: can see me, of course. Girl. We're live. Yeah, we're live.
Speaker 1: It's hey.
Speaker 3: The Instagram is out, are out, We're all live here
Speaker 3: on Netflix.
Speaker 2: Yes, hey y'all, I'm here. Yeah, I'm so excited. This
Speaker 2: is cute. So we're just gonna talk about what our
Speaker 2: mess was for the week, and then we jump.
Speaker 1: For the week. Girl, let me see what's today.
Speaker 2: I say you, Susande, No, you have your mess for
Speaker 2: the don't talk about our mess for the week.
Speaker 1: Ok okay, okay, gotcha good. I love it. Sydney. How
Speaker 1: you feeling today? Pretty good? I'm chilling. I like your hat.
Speaker 1: I fire. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Our friend's birthday party was last week and there was
Speaker 3: a cano shop like right by her house. And so
Speaker 3: I went in and they had like thirty percent off
Speaker 3: and it still was expensive. It still was expensive, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: so I don't I don't even really think I got
Speaker 3: a deal. But yeah, I love the color. I was like,
Speaker 3: I want color bad.
Speaker 2: It's giving Zendea and challengers for the press run. Okay,
Speaker 2: it looks like a tennis ball.
Speaker 1: Yes, I see that.
Speaker 3: I see that. I did watch the movie. But I
Speaker 3: did look like.
Speaker 1: She wore a hat.
Speaker 2: No, I'm about the for the red carpet. She's wearing
Speaker 2: like tennis adjacent fitts. She would like the heels with
Speaker 2: the tennis ball. And oh, okay, you know.
Speaker 1: Low roach, it is giving.
Speaker 3: That's what you paid for the lawn, roach, And how
Speaker 3: are you doing?
Speaker 1: What's going on? I'm okay? Sis. I woke up this
Speaker 1: morning and I didn't have any hot water.
Speaker 2: No ten degrees outside felt like six, no hot water
Speaker 2: into it. Yeah yeah, I was like, I'm not And
Speaker 2: the water pressure was real low, so it wasn't even
Speaker 2: like I could pretend to take a shower in the cold.
Speaker 2: It was just no, you can't see no shower. I'd
Speaker 2: rather go out funky And yeah, I got a baby white.
Speaker 2: I'm doing baby bath.
Speaker 1: I tried to.
Speaker 2: I was like, well, maybe if I go to the gym,
Speaker 2: if the gym has a shower, I'll use that. And
Speaker 2: I was like, I can't tell if this pilate studio
Speaker 2: lets people bathe there. I was like, I called them.
Speaker 2: Nobody picked up. I said, I guess it wasn't meant
Speaker 2: to be. I'm just gonna be funky for a couple
Speaker 2: of hours. Yeah, my gym got a shower and us
Speaker 2: on a girl. Oh damn, where's this gym you got?
Speaker 1: Oh? Okay, okay.
Speaker 2: From that conversation and you just started going to the
Speaker 2: I'm going two weeks and I love it.
Speaker 1: Oh, I love it. This is beautiful. Yes, love it.
Speaker 2: Let's I want to get into my mess for the
Speaker 2: week because it's a continuation of something that we talked about.
Speaker 1: A few episodes ago. An episode ago.
Speaker 2: So last time we had Caleb here, I was talking
Speaker 2: about how I had two dudes that I had unblocked
Speaker 2: and we were having a good time. One of the
Speaker 2: guys has friends that listen to the podcast, and they
Speaker 2: thought I was talking about one of these people, and
Speaker 2: so they sent him the episode. A bunch of people
Speaker 2: sent him the episode and Tom stamps Tom CODs and
Speaker 2: they were like, have you heard this?
Speaker 1: Are you listening to this episode? I think that's messy.
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's messy to hear me
Speaker 1: on this podcast.
Speaker 2: Doing my job and then going to a person that
Speaker 2: you assume I'm talking about and being like, have you
Speaker 2: heard her talking about you? I think that's mess and
Speaker 2: not being messy. No, I'm being honest and funny. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and messy.
Speaker 1: No, it's your story to tell as long as you
Speaker 1: was a name dropping.
Speaker 3: No, I wouldn't say a single name the person. What
Speaker 3: the message is? What you're telling your friends to make
Speaker 3: them think that you need to be in the know?
Speaker 3: Why would I? If I'm on a public platform, we
Speaker 3: have an understanding. Your friends don't. So what is the misunderstanding?
Speaker 3: You're not letting them know what we got going on?
Speaker 3: The transparents.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like his friends. Yeah. No, he was
Speaker 1: like you I have, like you got like ten people
Speaker 1: that I know?
Speaker 2: Yeah, your friends, this corning you could time stamp business
Speaker 2: send us to him.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Absolutely, Hey friends, it's none of your damn business. Yeah,
Speaker 1: only he having a good time or not?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're messing up you're messing up the vobes and
Speaker 3: you're not really contributing.
Speaker 1: Uh to mess in a positive manner.
Speaker 2: It's negative mess it is now when they run back
Speaker 2: to the guy, that doesn't stop the guy from talking
Speaker 2: to us, Like, well, he came straight to me to
Speaker 2: be right, yeah, exactly ahead her mind.
Speaker 1: He said, I listened. I didn't love it.
Speaker 3: I said, oh, okay, new development development listened.
Speaker 1: I didn't love it.
Speaker 2: I said, wow, I can't believe you listened to me
Speaker 2: at work with people invasion of prophecy. But I guess
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna talk about him no more so that
Speaker 2: these people that are, you know, spying, don't have anything
Speaker 2: to report back.
Speaker 3: But I mean, but it's I mean, it's mainly like
Speaker 3: if you're not a single gal, because if you're a
Speaker 3: single gal, it's like single gals should chatting if they want.
Speaker 1: That's what we're doing.
Speaker 2: I've been single this whole time. Clock that this.
Speaker 1: With the team to do single the middle thing t
Speaker 1: or I don't, I don't know. I'm putting all the fingers.
Speaker 1: It's been with my whole hand.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I think that that's messy. You know, we listen,
Speaker 2: but we don't judge. No, no, they're judging. We listened,
Speaker 2: and we judge, but we can found. Yeah, found share,
Speaker 2: he listen, we judge, we don't share.
Speaker 3: Oh you know it's messy sharing the pod to him
Speaker 3: but not sharing it to everyone.
Speaker 1: Everyone needs to be listening to you. H Are you
Speaker 1: doing the work?
Speaker 3: And the work is passing on the mess? Mess is
Speaker 3: a contribution to the community.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Have you shared it with your mother,
Speaker 1: with her, with your congregation at the church, the church?
Speaker 3: Have you sent it to your libel congressman? Tag them right,
Speaker 3: let them know this episode.
Speaker 1: It's crazy anyway, you know, I do what I can
Speaker 1: for the community, and the community the community stabbed me
Speaker 1: in the back, and so sad we are.
Speaker 3: That's that's what happens when men are involved. I think,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, I had a situation like that.
Speaker 2: So when I didn't name drop anybody, I was talking
Speaker 2: about somebody and he came and he hit me up like, oh,
Speaker 2: I want to come and speak my piece next episode.
Speaker 2: I'm like, no one knows who you are, No one
Speaker 2: cares exactly because he's like you know, celebrity comedians like
Speaker 2: it went.
Speaker 1: It got like a lot of freaking views.
Speaker 2: Okay, like celebrities were commenting on us that he wanted
Speaker 2: to get in on it.
Speaker 3: No, I'm like, you're your shadows so corny. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: mean I I when I was with a girlfriend, I mean,
Speaker 3: people would tell her, hey, what's going on with y'all?
Speaker 3: Because Sydney's talking on the said, this is not about y'all.
Speaker 2: This is about and in some podcasts, right and then
Speaker 2: sometimes like for material, we'll talk about something that happened
Speaker 2: like h before this person, or I'm saying like our
Speaker 2: life is our work.
Speaker 3: I was fully being like, yeah, you know this happened
Speaker 3: the other night, going on.
Speaker 1: Currently left four pm.
Speaker 3: I was giving timestamp that funny Okay, okay, okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: yeah that's funny.
Speaker 2: But it's like I'm a comedian, like sometimes obviously I'm
Speaker 2: gonna exaggerate some things, add some things for the laughs,
Speaker 2: but like, you can't take everything that I say to.
Speaker 3: The large is the mic on. You can't take everything seriously, y'all?
Speaker 1: What is going on all the time?
Speaker 2: Me with your local politician, Baby, I'm not George Stops.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm with you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's because they be putting more pressure on us
Speaker 3: then they president. Okay, let's talk about it, but it
Speaker 3: also messes up the you know, it messes up my
Speaker 3: creativity when you put your input on like what I
Speaker 3: can and can't say because because because of conversations I've
Speaker 3: had with past relationships, I'm like, you know what, y'all
Speaker 3: not y'all not getting no stage time, no mo I'm
Speaker 3: happy to talk about something else or past people because
Speaker 3: I can talk about something else because you know, sometimes
Speaker 3: I feel like people get in get involved or do
Speaker 3: things in front of you because they're like, I want
Speaker 3: you to put me in a bit, I want you
Speaker 3: to I want to be I want to be involved,
Speaker 3: and it's like I got this, and they will purposely
Speaker 3: do something or or they'll be.
Speaker 2: Like before you even really start getting into it with them,
Speaker 2: they'll be like, don't put me.
Speaker 1: In your skill and it's like my skin, don't put
Speaker 1: me in there?
Speaker 3: Like can we just can we just say when you
Speaker 3: say skits to a comedian, that feels like a slur
Speaker 3: because a lot of times we're not doing ever doing
Speaker 3: a skit.
Speaker 1: It's never we're not no, we're this is not vine.
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm also like not an Instagram comic. Yeah, like a
Speaker 2: stage stage this is crazy please stop talking to me.
Speaker 1: Don't know the words. Don't talk about me on stage.
Speaker 1: I won't. Also, don't give me nothing to talk about
Speaker 1: on stage. There it is, don't be weird, don't be goosey,
Speaker 1: don't be funny. It's mess, Sydney. What is what's your
Speaker 1: mess for the week?
Speaker 3: I mean last week was was uh interesting because I
Speaker 3: did a podcast with Marie. We did Our Friends podcast
Speaker 3: Decisions Decisions, and I thought that I could get on
Speaker 3: a flight right after and that was that was my mess.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I thought.
Speaker 3: That I could book a podcast that was at noon
Speaker 3: and then make it to a two fifty four at JFK.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I didn't.
Speaker 2: I don't know that at the beginning, didn't you changed
Speaker 2: the flight from an earlier flight to a later flight.
Speaker 3: It was seven am, and then I moved it to
Speaker 3: and then I moved it to two fifty four.
Speaker 1: I mean, essentially I could have made it.
Speaker 3: If we're going back and forth, I'm telling them, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: I got to get to the airport, which people there
Speaker 3: was a discussion in the group chat, but Amandy was like,
Speaker 3: oh no, you could take a car, and then.
Speaker 1: We yeah, yeah, I would take a car.
Speaker 3: I'm like, at at one pm in midtown, that's kind
Speaker 3: of crazy. That was what was first said. And then
Speaker 3: I'm not in a car. And then I got in
Speaker 3: a car, and then I was stuck in the car.
Speaker 3: And then I was like, oh, I can't take this car.
Speaker 3: I'm never gonna make it. And then I was like,
Speaker 3: take the train. Take the train because we're buying station. Yeah.
Speaker 1: When I say take a train, I met the Long
Speaker 1: Island Railroad.
Speaker 3: But I have never when somebody say long Iron roller,
Speaker 3: they say long Iron road, they don't see a train.
Speaker 3: I was like, train, you penstation, the train is there.
Speaker 1: I thought the train instead of Long Island Road.
Speaker 3: So I'm on the E and when I tell you
Speaker 3: every I think they added stopped.
Speaker 1: On other line that had nothing to do.
Speaker 3: And I'm sitting there and I'm sweating and I see
Speaker 3: another girl with her suitcase. I was like, are you
Speaker 3: late too, She's like, oh no, my flight's not until five.
Speaker 3: I said, oh, I can't bet. And so when I
Speaker 3: was on the air train, I was literally like crying.
Speaker 3: I was like I need to I need to get
Speaker 3: to this spot, like this is very important.
Speaker 1: I have a reservation I'm like trying to be thoughtful.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is that?
Speaker 3: And then when I was running, When I was running,
Speaker 3: I said, hey, this is not your fight. You're not
Speaker 3: You're not an athletic thoroughly. You don't have the breath,
Speaker 3: you don't have the shoes.
Speaker 1: I had on heels, like, oh my god. Run.
Speaker 3: You ever see that one girl that's like dressed at
Speaker 3: the airport and you're like, oh, what's what's she going?
Speaker 3: I was at girl dressed in the airport, running for
Speaker 3: my life, rest and stress.
Speaker 1: And then I looked at the time.
Speaker 3: I said, the door has closed, needy leaks, the door
Speaker 3: has closed. And then and then one of those guys
Speaker 3: in a BPP you need a ride, sir, I'm crying.
Speaker 3: It's gone, it's done. Did you take the ride?
Speaker 1: No, because it was it was over with. I missed.
Speaker 1: The flight is gone. What time did you get to
Speaker 1: the gate? Oh?
Speaker 3: I didn't even make it to the gate, baby, How
Speaker 3: was I was halfway? My gate was so fucking far.
Speaker 3: I said, Oh, the devil said let's play. And so
Speaker 3: as soon as I got off the air train, I said,
Speaker 3: oh I have enough time. No, no, no, no, it
Speaker 3: was gonna take me at least ten fifteen minutes to
Speaker 3: get It was like B seventy two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we were in we were in B thirty.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, thirty.
Speaker 1: You have to yeah, yeah. I don't know why JFK.
Speaker 1: I don't know why JFK does that.
Speaker 2: I feel like anytime I fly it tafle, it's always
Speaker 2: the last and you gotta go down some stairs and
Speaker 2: up some stairs. Then it's the last game at the terminal.
Speaker 2: Why what's why can I be B twelve will be four?
Speaker 3: And you know the next mess is I booked another flight,
Speaker 3: right book I booked another flight. I didn't even go
Speaker 3: to the gate. I booked another flight. I said, well,
Speaker 3: let me just get because the next flight is then
Speaker 3: at Laguardy. I said, let me hurry up.
Speaker 1: Do that.
Speaker 3: Do you know if you miss your flight, they cancel
Speaker 3: your returning flight. They cancel it. Oh yeah, they cancel it. Hey,
Speaker 3: hey airlines, how does that?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: That's insane. I'm still gonna get there. But they're like,
Speaker 3: you should have called and like rebooked, but I was like,
Speaker 3: I don't have time. So then when I called, huffing, puffing, crying,
Speaker 3: you know, eyelashes falling off, they were like Oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: you didn't make the fight. I said, Kelly, Kelly, is
Speaker 3: it Kelly so I can report your ass?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Sorry? Did you get your money back? No? Oh no,
Speaker 1: See that would have made me cry. Oh I was prying.
Speaker 3: I was upset, I said, traveling, We're done, We're done.
Speaker 1: Was it Delta? Yes, thank you? Oh Delta? That no scam?
Speaker 2: Scam it hey, Sam?
Speaker 1: Likely that was me for New Years. I missed my
Speaker 1: flight to Jamaica. I was stressed. Oh that's right, because
Speaker 1: you guys went to Jamaica, Yaman.
Speaker 2: Yes, but ya, but I went to.
Speaker 1: The gate and oh, yeah, I should have done that.
Speaker 1: I've learned my lesson. Yeah, it let them work. It
Speaker 1: don't work.
Speaker 2: So you not making it to the gate. You didn't
Speaker 2: get to the gate, so you just turned around and
Speaker 2: went You booked another flight.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: I was on on the fro Google flights and how
Speaker 2: how long was the wait for the next flight?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: I had about an hour and a half to get
Speaker 3: to LaGuardia. Yeah, you had time, and then but there
Speaker 3: was traffic. So I was in traffic for about thirty
Speaker 3: thirty minutes to get to LaGuardia.
Speaker 1: And then I got they had to start again, all
Speaker 1: over again. I'm not I'm not wearing heels to the airport. That. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm going to look like a bum every time.
Speaker 2: Like crocs, but like you know, all little sweat crocs
Speaker 2: like comfortable for when I used to get fluid out,
Speaker 2: I used to wear heels. Okay, when you get fluid out,
Speaker 2: you gotta wear heels cause you can't come to the airport.
Speaker 1: Look, you just bring the heels in the carry on.
Speaker 1: You have to wear them at the airport.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: I used to wait them to like to the airport. Damn.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 3: I was always like the plus one of somebody's flute out.
Speaker 3: Yeah I'm wearing I'm wearing the sneakers. Do you think
Speaker 3: a fluid out with a friend, Yes, yeah, I'm the
Speaker 3: friend to make sure that no, no fucking is happening.
Speaker 3: I'm here to cock block.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, see I ain't never invited no friends. You
Speaker 1: got what you know, it ain't no fun if the
Speaker 1: homies can't have that. Well, Sydney, you cock blocking. Nobody
Speaker 1: was right.
Speaker 3: Well no, the man or not having but my friends
Speaker 3: friends were happy. Yeah, I'm getting I'm stepping off the
Speaker 3: flight we got nineteen forty two I'm.
Speaker 1: Taking the shot. I'm dropping it low. I mean, yeah
Speaker 1: it was a.
Speaker 2: Win, yes, But also he was like, when you're getting
Speaker 2: flood out, you have like two days worth of clothes
Speaker 2: or sometimes not even no carry on because you know
Speaker 2: you're gonna take your shopping. So it's like just here
Speaker 2: thinking at me shopping. I need to carry on to
Speaker 2: bring the clothes back, we wind a suit case.
Speaker 3: G on.
Speaker 2: Oh this is my thing about the buying suitcase on
Speaker 2: the trip. I have too much luggage in my house.
Speaker 1: Okay, see yeah I don't need not one more away,
Speaker 1: take it away, take.
Speaker 2: The away away I needed. I needed to carry one stime.
Speaker 2: I haven't getting flood out since I've turned thirty.
Speaker 1: That was expiration date. Well no, this is all my
Speaker 1: age getting flowed out. But I'm just like I'm tired.
Speaker 1: Ooh you now you you can't.
Speaker 3: You're coming on the pod for a mess with jobs,
Speaker 3: but due doubt might be yours. Maybe I was old eva,
Speaker 3: I was shaking either chicken, what title is chicken?
Speaker 2: I loved the fight I used to get the five
Speaker 2: getting fluid. I was fight flights and flewt out.
Speaker 1: That's a good time. My twenties, my twenties is a
Speaker 1: good time. Yeah, but but you're delivered now not.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean delivered like I'm still doing nassage to
Speaker 2: one person.
Speaker 1: Well. I was always like that.
Speaker 2: I was always like my whole face was always like
Speaker 2: one guy at a time, but like as soon as
Speaker 2: he was going a.
Speaker 1: New guy, like you know, two weeks later, like you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: So it was I was never like doing all three
Speaker 2: somes or like having fucking maddenings at the time, like
Speaker 2: never like never nothing like that, No trains, no noans ever.
Speaker 1: Nah, I never had no three some.
Speaker 2: That's interesting, have you chicken head if you've never had
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I feel like you're giving yourself this title. And it's like,
Speaker 3: to me, like a burbage like arguing.
Speaker 2: It is like, you know, like doing dumb she like
Speaker 2: popping up at his job to fight him because he
Speaker 2: like that, I I guess behaved.
Speaker 3: You're like bird bag like bird yeah, like I'm bird yeah,
Speaker 3: like I'm a parkee.
Speaker 2: One time I pull up to a guy he was
Speaker 2: at dinner with his No, it was brunch, Father's Day
Speaker 2: brunch in the restaurant Father's Day brunch.
Speaker 1: A man in front of the dad.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you're a bird bage, but it
Speaker 3: gives baddie. You should be on Baddie's East West. No,
Speaker 3: but still behaving up to this day, girl, so please
Speaker 3: walk through this. Yeah, you get to the brunch for what.
Speaker 1: I still gotta scar my knuckle too from that. Why
Speaker 1: why did you show up at the brunch to fight him?
Speaker 1: I don't know if you can see this right here.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you can right there? Did you win?
Speaker 1: Sydney said, that's why he came me back. He's not
Speaker 1: gonna hit you in front of his girl A girl, No,
Speaker 1: he isn't. He's not that. He's like a whore, but
Speaker 1: not a woman beat a horror, but a nice guy.
Speaker 1: Morals morals, horror, horror.
Speaker 2: No, because he had a girl called my phone, girl
Speaker 2: called my phone, and my thing is like I don't
Speaker 2: like when it comes to like, I don't fight the girl.
Speaker 2: Like that's to me is like dumb bitch like you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I never fought no girl. I've had girls try to
Speaker 2: fight me. I'm like, sorry, I'm not fighting you over him.
Speaker 3: Can we make that a rule here on mess we
Speaker 3: support all types of messiness. But yeah, fighting a woman
Speaker 3: over a man, it's not even mess anymore.
Speaker 2: The math never masked for me unless I was like
Speaker 2: my best friend or like my sis, like somebody who
Speaker 2: I fuck with. You know that'e my man, y'all was
Speaker 2: doing some affair behind my back, like like I'm gonna
Speaker 2: beat you on the front, like he was my girl,
Speaker 2: like my sist.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, like something like that. But
Speaker 1: we do not condone fighting.
Speaker 3: Not if you're gonna fight, fight your best friend because
Speaker 3: she fucking your man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that, I.
Speaker 2: Would fight a girl over because it's like I'm fighting
Speaker 2: you because you betrayed me, bitch like, but like for
Speaker 2: a girl who is fucking like, come on, you want
Speaker 2: to He's a problem because if I ever play, if
Speaker 2: I fight, you want have to fight the next girl,
Speaker 2: the next girl. It's never ending because he's the problem.
Speaker 1: The man.
Speaker 2: He's a one who said that he loved me. He's
Speaker 2: the one who you know what I'm saying, I'm fighting him.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So she got through on my phone on Father's Day
Speaker 2: or this is Furday weekend, okay, and I was just like, okay,
Speaker 2: kind of I'm like not Father's Day, No, not.
Speaker 1: Him on Father's Day. Oh okay, so this you took
Speaker 1: the whole week a the whole weekend to really digest. Really,
Speaker 1: she caught your phone. You got talked to the girl. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we kissed me off.
Speaker 2: His screenshots She was showing me screenshots of me and
Speaker 2: his conversation. Oh she was like, oh yeah, he said
Speaker 2: you was crazy. It was showing me screenshots of us arguing.
Speaker 2: But he never he was like the leat shit that
Speaker 2: he said. So it's just me going off like yeah,
Speaker 2: niggas took my thing, and he's.
Speaker 1: Just like he was.
Speaker 2: He looked like you know the Sunday school teachert in
Speaker 2: the conversation right, And I'm just a wild bitch, just
Speaker 2: wildin I'm like, when did this happen?
Speaker 1: We're here?
Speaker 2: Was this? This is my twenties. This is like when
Speaker 2: I went off for him, I stopped fighting, Like twenty
Speaker 2: twenty three was like when I started fighting.
Speaker 1: I've I've been waiting. Hold on twenty twenty three is.
Speaker 3: Well, when I was twenty three, I was like, twenty
Speaker 3: three was like so recent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was twenty three. I started I've been chilling
Speaker 2: since then, so that since that time. Now I'm thirty three,
Speaker 2: so like ten years ago, it's a minute, but okay,
Speaker 2: throw back Thursday. Yes, so you get the text, you
Speaker 2: see the screenshots, you speak to him.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm like, oh, what you doing.
Speaker 2: He's like, all I wants to come back to I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go come back to Jerseys to my father.
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, where I lived in Jersey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he was like he had went away and
Speaker 2: then he was coming back to Jersey to take his
Speaker 2: father out on that Sunday.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I'm like, when you.
Speaker 2: Cooking, okays, my son were all going, oh, that's a
Speaker 2: nice restaurant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's not Oh you're gonna like that. Oh
Speaker 1: that's nice, that's nice. If he didn't realize what was
Speaker 1: about to happen.
Speaker 3: Just hearing you speak, I'm like, oh, she's going to
Speaker 3: Michigan because like.
Speaker 1: What time is the reservation? Yeah. I'm like, she didn't
Speaker 1: tell him that we was talking. I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know. She ain't tell him aout what.
Speaker 2: But she was also like, oh, if you if you're
Speaker 2: trying to see hm, I'm like, surey, I don't want
Speaker 2: to see nothing about you. Yeah, I've seen enough. I've
Speaker 2: seen his screenshots. That's what that's all I need to see.
Speaker 2: I need to see you.
Speaker 1: I've seen it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that was and that sent me off. But
Speaker 2: but yeah, that was the last time. And then you know,
Speaker 2: and I told you in Jamaica, I showed you a
Speaker 2: couple of bitches in Jamaica, but I was it.
Speaker 3: There's there's coordinates in Jamaica, my hometown, whole park.
Speaker 1: I was over, you know, like this tour is crazy.
Speaker 1: Wait are you from Jamaica? Yes, girl? The story she
Speaker 1: make it was like in a way Jamaican.
Speaker 2: So my mother took me out there and I was
Speaker 2: just a few months old. And then I came back
Speaker 2: like when I was four, to the New States. But
Speaker 2: I was always back and forth, always back and forth.
Speaker 2: I have to do a citizenship, have a Jamaican license.
Speaker 1: Let's go. You gonna need Jamaican bank account. You don't
Speaker 1: need that. What's going on here right now? So we
Speaker 1: can go to Yeah, life is rock. I can come
Speaker 1: with you. Yes, okay, girl, time, fantastic time. We had
Speaker 1: a time. But that's always tell people.
Speaker 2: You go to someone's country, go with someone, that's how
Speaker 2: you really get to Yeah. Well that's the best way
Speaker 2: I think to travel is to either go with somebody
Speaker 2: who's from there or you hang out with people who
Speaker 2: live there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: When you get there, you meet people who are that
Speaker 2: you feel like you trust, and you can leave the
Speaker 2: resort because because I mean, I been to Jamaica three times,
Speaker 2: and she told me she I felt like, this was
Speaker 2: my first time in Jamaica and she went to this
Speaker 2: was her fourth time. But she can't go by the
Speaker 2: trip advisor. No, you can't go about where the white
Speaker 2: people tell you to go.
Speaker 1: I took them to the hood Nigga Beach and they
Speaker 1: loved it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they were telling us because we were at
Speaker 3: a all inclusive they were like, don't actually don't leave,
Speaker 3: Uh the premises.
Speaker 1: What were you in?
Speaker 2: Oh my Tigo Bay? Oh using Mantico Bay. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: see I don't. I don't know my bed.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't like that city. Really, wait, please
Speaker 1: explain to me. It's like this.
Speaker 3: It's overly expensive. It's really americanized. It's just like it was.
Speaker 3: I mean, I didn't put my card out, but.
Speaker 1: Yea, yeah it was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I said, charge, you have a lot of rich
Speaker 2: niggas over there. So but I like to go to Kingston.
Speaker 2: I like the rich niggas and Kingston. Kingston was a
Speaker 2: nice Kingston was a vibe. We had a good time
Speaker 2: against Kings.
Speaker 3: But Eva, you know all your fighting mess and your
Speaker 3: father's day mess.
Speaker 1: But did you finish the story? So yeah, you get
Speaker 1: to the brunch, you say, I'm with the Richardson party,
Speaker 1: and then you see him in his good navy blue
Speaker 1: easter suit and you go up to the.
Speaker 2: Ta him and I smacked him up and then he
Speaker 2: took me outside, and then that's when I punched him
Speaker 2: in his jaw, and that's why I got the scar rat.
Speaker 2: And and then then the manager, the father was like,
Speaker 2: what the hell?
Speaker 1: What the hell the manager was?
Speaker 2: I was calling I'm calling the police, and I left
Speaker 2: and I went to my homegirl house and she cleaned
Speaker 2: my hands.
Speaker 1: So you didn't order any food though, because.
Speaker 3: It's like, after you you know, work up a sweat,
Speaker 3: you know, fighting and whatnot, you're gonna need.
Speaker 1: You know, some eggs, some eggs.
Speaker 2: I could have gotten some. I should have gotten some food.
Speaker 2: That was mess, junior. But what's the professional mess?
Speaker 1: Now? What do you First of all, I was late
Speaker 1: to this ship.
Speaker 2: I was gonna late to this shay because of work
Speaker 2: working foster care and I had an emergency with a
Speaker 2: nine month old baby boy.
Speaker 1: But what what is the question that you're answering today? Blank?
Speaker 2: Is mess what's mess working? Working while you're changing a
Speaker 2: dream working period?
Speaker 3: Is?
Speaker 1: Working is messy?
Speaker 2: But like when you're trying to juggle like a career,
Speaker 2: like this is my job like a job, and then
Speaker 2: a career.
Speaker 1: Is a lot.
Speaker 2: What's the difference is for me, my job is just
Speaker 2: paying my bills on to my career takes off. So
Speaker 2: like I'm I'm working for the care but I'm not.
Speaker 2: It's not my passion. I care about it, you know.
Speaker 2: I do like my job, make sure it's done correctly
Speaker 2: so the children have some type of chance.
Speaker 1: But five o'clock, five o'clock, I don't give a fucking more.
Speaker 1: You said fucking kids.
Speaker 2: I I clocked out, and I don't want to hear
Speaker 2: about nobody kids. I don't care for these jokes. But
Speaker 2: after this point, but you know.
Speaker 3: The and I understand you there, But that's what I
Speaker 3: feel like the overall energy everywhere I go, where people
Speaker 3: are working, they don't care or they're just there to collect,
Speaker 3: and it's like, baby, we need somebody who gives the
Speaker 3: damn damn.
Speaker 2: But it's like I don't, I don't care to the
Speaker 2: pointere I'm going to do overtime like they have over time,
Speaker 2: saying no versus comedy.
Speaker 1: I kept on comedy twenty four to seven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I might work writing Joe's I wrote a joke
Speaker 2: today that was I need to work out, Like, oh,
Speaker 2: if AI was to take over foster care, how would
Speaker 2: that look?
Speaker 3: Where'd you Where'd you land on that?
Speaker 1: That?
Speaker 2: Yeah, just like the I'm like robot for some one
Speaker 2: that I'm like, I don't know what if I'm just
Speaker 2: like brainstorming some ideas. I'm gonna have to smoke a
Speaker 2: spliff and really get into that. But yeah, I love
Speaker 2: the creative for us. But yeah, but like I'll work,
Speaker 2: I'll work on comedy during foster care hours, but I'm
Speaker 2: not doing foster care hours ship during commedy. I'm not
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, So like, yeah, that's a difference.
Speaker 2: And also, you have like a job, job, job, you have.
Speaker 1: To show up.
Speaker 2: Like clearly in any field you can kind of half asked,
Speaker 2: but there's certain jobs that you can't do that, Like
Speaker 2: can you half asked as a pilot.
Speaker 1: No pilot.
Speaker 3: Police officers, even though they didn't do it, they have
Speaker 3: they had all the time.
Speaker 1: They really shouldn't. It's in the it's in the you
Speaker 1: have the right to remain silent. I'm about to go
Speaker 1: on break anything you say can it will be used
Speaker 1: against you. Were about to get some donuts, like yeah,
Speaker 1: they yes.
Speaker 3: I mean the woman who was set on fire, the
Speaker 3: police was already in the Really, yes they were, they
Speaker 3: were walking by, they were walking they knew.
Speaker 1: They didn't a video. I didn't need to watch. I didn't.
Speaker 2: There certain things that I can't see. I just can't
Speaker 2: see that one.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think as a surgeon, you shouldn't half asked.
Speaker 1: But I don't know. I've seen enough, like doctors.
Speaker 2: It's not enough bbls that they was half as that ass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but somebody they have as they have half that ass. Honey.
Speaker 3: Well you know, sometimes only people had enough money for
Speaker 3: half the ass.
Speaker 2: Some people TV's full price. So add DBLs in like
Speaker 2: a motel holiday. Hey baby, your body is not a
Speaker 2: T shirt. It shouldn't be on sale, Like you gotta
Speaker 2: pay for a price.
Speaker 1: You have to research. I noticed because I got.
Speaker 3: Like I got a hook up with my boobs and
Speaker 3: like they're you know, they're they're they're cool.
Speaker 1: But like I couldn't like they fine.
Speaker 3: You know, there's nothing to be like I'm raving about,
Speaker 3: but like at the time, they did what they needed
Speaker 3: to do because I was waitressing. But yeah, I didn't
Speaker 3: pay all the way. I mean I paid yeah no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: don't do that. I did not klarna my dicks. I
Speaker 3: you know, I paid you know, a little bit of
Speaker 3: payment there, and then I had to back back, come back,
Speaker 3: drop some more off and then uh, and then I
Speaker 3: didn't like that job. So then I came back the
Speaker 3: next year and I said, you know what, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: pay it all upfront, so maybe y'all do a better job.
Speaker 1: And they did.
Speaker 2: So rank your boobs the first time you got them
Speaker 2: done from one to ten.
Speaker 1: I'm seven, Okay, yeah, Sven is good.
Speaker 3: No, Well, because the thing is, it's like you spend
Speaker 3: all this money, but then like I'm still doing the
Speaker 3: ship that I was doing when I had like double
Speaker 3: a titties.
Speaker 1: Like no, no, no, if we don't.
Speaker 3: Do it like it needs to, it needs to be
Speaker 3: kind of life changing changing. I need life changing. Tatas
Speaker 3: just a.
Speaker 2: Bit was a cop, and then she got pregnant twice
Speaker 2: and them titties came them cities a titty and now really, yeah.
Speaker 1: Hey that's a lot. I'm not yeah kid, Yeah she breastfeed, Yeah,
Speaker 1: both of them. Yeah, not worth it. It's for kids.
Speaker 3: Not worth it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So and then rank them after you got them done.
Speaker 1: The second I'm gonna say eight and a half. Okay,
Speaker 1: hal nine.
Speaker 3: But the thing is, it's just like with plastic surgery,
Speaker 3: you're never gonna be satisfied. You're gonna be having them
Speaker 3: a little bit, and then you're gonna really start picking,
Speaker 3: and then you're gonna.
Speaker 1: Be like, but wait, it's not symmetrical.
Speaker 3: And then you look in and you're like, well, did
Speaker 3: he have something good to work with? Because sometimes it's
Speaker 3: just a mirror of what your what your chest was
Speaker 3: already given.
Speaker 1: So if it was lopsided, he not really.
Speaker 3: If your nipples is weird, you had weird nipples to
Speaker 3: be so now you're mad you just got larger, weirder nipples.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but when when you get your boobs done, do
Speaker 1: they take the nipples off?
Speaker 3: No, they some they do a little incision, and so
Speaker 3: it looked like a little door, like it's black and
Speaker 3: then it's eleven, and then they push it in because
Speaker 3: it's you know.
Speaker 2: So my mother for cancer patients, they had to take
Speaker 2: my mother had to get her nipples removed because cancer
Speaker 2: bring it down.
Speaker 3: I'm not talking about friend, we are talking about talking
Speaker 3: about We talked about fluid out and there you bringing around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's there. That was Ye.
Speaker 2: You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. No, but
Speaker 2: I went until after my kids to get my tites done.
Speaker 2: I don't want to get them done and then they
Speaker 2: suck them dry. I gotta get them done again.
Speaker 1: Why not do the king? My kid's gonna be greedy?
Speaker 3: How you you greedy? The milk will have curry.
Speaker 1: I'm guess, I'm I'm I love to eat.
Speaker 2: Oh, I know the kids gonna be greedy. People have
Speaker 2: some dense babies, some heavy baby.
Speaker 1: But I already know what I know.
Speaker 3: The listeners are like, what what's it working with right now?
Speaker 3: I mean like, hey, not that kind of pop.
Speaker 1: But also also I got all.
Speaker 2: Of my T shirts. I mean not girl was rushing
Speaker 2: when I was coming here was rushing.
Speaker 1: Wait, so even how long have you been working? Like
Speaker 1: how many? How long have like the no no in general.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I got my first job Dunkle Donut when I was
Speaker 2: fourteen fourteen, Yes, I don't even know that year old
Speaker 2: working papers with six.
Speaker 1: No is it six? Yeah? Well in New York state? Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe it was sixteen nine. Now I had a job.
Speaker 1: I had a job at fourteen.
Speaker 2: All my stepfather he had a paving company, a driveway company,
Speaker 2: and I used to do like little clerical like his
Speaker 2: appointment book and like, oh, you have a two o'clock estimate.
Speaker 1: That's what I was doing at fourteen.
Speaker 2: And then sixteen I went to Duncans Donuts that was
Speaker 2: short lived, and I went to the Walgreens. Wow, okay,
Speaker 2: so Duncans to Walgreens to then what and after Walgreens?
Speaker 1: Girl has so many jobs because I went to the
Speaker 1: Walgreens and Hollis Queens. That was a nightmare. Damn sis
Speaker 1: any like Walgreens tea like girl.
Speaker 2: First of all, the al right, so this is the
Speaker 2: hollst in Hollist, I mean the Walgreens of Hollist And
Speaker 2: the manager at the time was like really into me
Speaker 2: and I was not into him, and he like at
Speaker 2: sixteen yes, mm hmm, nasty, nasty Walgreens.
Speaker 3: You stand beside that, I'm springs in the photo section. Well,
Speaker 3: this episode is sponsored by Walgreens right now.
Speaker 2: Because wing wasn't sixteen because walkmans, I have no it
Speaker 2: was dunkin Donuts, So maybe I was like seventeen eighteen
Speaker 2: at that time.
Speaker 1: I see you chang.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm kind of thing because girl, I don't remember
Speaker 2: the timelines really fourteen first it was my stepfather's you
Speaker 2: own some Walgreens stock?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you shifteen, Sydney.
Speaker 2: What was your first job because let me see sixteen,
Speaker 2: when is the working papers?
Speaker 1: Girls?
Speaker 2: People remember the whole their whole life, like back to back,
Speaker 2: like I have to really like, look, the first job
Speaker 2: I ever had, I worked as a camp counselor at
Speaker 2: the y m c. A. Oh that's the job the
Speaker 2: summertime with the three and four year olds.
Speaker 1: I almost drowned at that job. Oh my God, slapped
Speaker 1: at me the whole time. We're so glad you're here
Speaker 1: with us. That's crazy. Yeah, my next camp counselor job,
Speaker 1: y'all remember like every age, like, what the hell was
Speaker 1: going on? I'm like, I don't.
Speaker 2: I could like ballpark, I know that's first, and then
Speaker 2: I don't you know get My first job was babysitting. Okay,
Speaker 2: I babysat my neighbor's son, and my neighbor worked for
Speaker 2: Rock Nation and so ye.
Speaker 1: House free styling. I would see Dame Dash.
Speaker 3: I was you know, I saw a meal a couple
Speaker 3: of times, and uh, you know, because allegedly they were
Speaker 3: they were dating, but he was mad cool because he
Speaker 3: would like leave the cash. He's like, I'm gonna order
Speaker 3: Papa John's for you. You were you were watching Dame
Speaker 3: Dash's kids.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3: The guy my neighbor worked for Rock Rockefeller and uh
Speaker 3: was friends with Dame Dash.
Speaker 1: So I would work for I would like watch him
Speaker 1: and it.
Speaker 3: Was so easy because you know we after we eat
Speaker 3: Papa John, he ready to go to sleep, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: and you know, I'm sleepy too, so I was like,
Speaker 3: can I go to sleep? So I don't know if
Speaker 3: I was really watched. I think I got paid to
Speaker 3: just make sure he was breathing.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then the next.
Speaker 3: Job I worked at like some after school.
Speaker 1: Stunt where it was for like kids in the neighborhood.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so like like head Start something like that, something
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 1: Boys and girls something like that.
Speaker 3: But you know the thing about working at a young age,
Speaker 3: I think you learn discipline, but then you get tired
Speaker 3: quickly because you're like, I've been working for ever, so
Speaker 3: sixteen years old dealing with you know, people be like
Speaker 3: you gotta be on time, you gotta care blah blah.
Speaker 1: Why am I not rich yet? Yes?
Speaker 2: Starting at and why every time they talk about social
Speaker 2: security going away, I'll be like, whoa, I've been putting
Speaker 2: in since this forever son, so I don't know.
Speaker 1: At least run me my coins. That's it. I'll take
Speaker 1: it all at one time.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so I was definitely like seventeen or eighteen
Speaker 2: around the time you still think about this age. I'm
Speaker 2: trying to get the timeline right. I'ments like my life
Speaker 2: is like a blur. You need to be learning some
Speaker 2: like it's just like.
Speaker 3: What was the what was the like pivotal job that
Speaker 3: you were like, this is too messy, I have to
Speaker 3: get out. When I worked at you know those homes
Speaker 3: for like adult like adults with this like we don't
Speaker 3: know those homes? No, No, it was the epilepsy foundation
Speaker 3: of Long Island.
Speaker 1: Girl. What I'm trying to figure out what.
Speaker 3: I had jobs foster care, homeless shelter, Like, why do
Speaker 3: you work in these serious jobs because you have to
Speaker 3: be unseerious and I'm very unserious, but I usually know
Speaker 3: somebody who worked there. Oh okay, okay, So like my
Speaker 3: cousin worked at the Flepsy Foundation of Long Island. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: give me a job. You get me a job, take anything.
Speaker 3: Epilepsy Foundation. You guys can't turn the lights.
Speaker 1: On or off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's like, oh the whole we're not laughing
Speaker 3: at it now, we're not. It's just you laughing with
Speaker 3: you friends. I'm confused, like what hu.
Speaker 2: So it's not like these families they can't like they
Speaker 2: need twenty four hour care for their kids and they
Speaker 2: can't manage it. So it's like a home, because a
Speaker 2: nurse a home for like the adults who have it.
Speaker 2: So they're like grown ass people, but with the mind
Speaker 2: of like they're like severely laid. They have epilepsy, so
Speaker 2: they have seizures and stuff like that. I was at
Speaker 2: that house, So what did you do there? I was
Speaker 2: like a day I take them out to Like you
Speaker 2: ever look into a restaurant you see like a group
Speaker 2: of remember back in the day used to se like
Speaker 2: a group of special needs adults, like out and about
Speaker 2: like the mall occasionally see it. Yeah, so that I
Speaker 2: was one of those people. Took them out you yes, grow.
Speaker 1: You with the bodies.
Speaker 3: When you were like the table with all the niggas
Speaker 3: and helmets.
Speaker 1: So how you missing up? I used to have people
Speaker 1: show up that don't have epilepsy and they would eat
Speaker 1: red lobster with y'all. Yes, miss.
Speaker 3: Biscus, that's very much worth it, worth it. But I mean,
Speaker 3: and what was you wearing? Because I just feel like
Speaker 3: that you don't go with job?
Speaker 1: Did you tone it down?
Speaker 2: Not really? I thought homo shelters, I turned down. We
Speaker 2: have to have a uniform if you were.
Speaker 3: Fashion over with the cutouts with the last day came
Speaker 3: in and Gucci.
Speaker 2: I still Caucci. You have to like you're poor yesterday,
Speaker 2: I'm but you gota come to You've been.
Speaker 1: Working since she was fourteen. I should have Gucci by now.
Speaker 1: It's okay. We don't have to get what's the what's
Speaker 1: the worst thing about having a job? Can we talk
Speaker 1: about this? What's the worst?
Speaker 2: The worst thing about having a job is that when
Speaker 2: I have ship going on and it's like I gotta
Speaker 2: work and vacation days. I hate vacation. It's like I
Speaker 2: don't want to have to like. How many vacation days
Speaker 2: I have left? Okay, I could use five them to
Speaker 2: go here if I don't want. I don't like that.
Speaker 1: How many vacation days does a job have?
Speaker 2: Well, my foster care job, we accumulate, so I have three,
Speaker 2: and I used one for Jamaica, so now I have
Speaker 2: two left. You have three vacation days for.
Speaker 1: The whole sorry weeks? Oh? I use one one week.
Speaker 1: It's a whole year, just three weeks.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. My whole year is occasion, you feel me.
Speaker 2: That's why I missed those days. You what about teachers?
Speaker 2: Teachers get the sellers off. I mean they don't get
Speaker 2: paid for some of them.
Speaker 1: They don't get paid really for the year. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: Were you a teacher? No? Hell?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Okay? How you saying hell? Everything? His son?
Speaker 2: Oh, I used to be a babysit the tool care
Speaker 2: dot com. You know, I was word of mouth, but
Speaker 2: went up to care dot com.
Speaker 1: Is mouth dot com?
Speaker 4: Okay, wait now that sounds like time raising my mouth
Speaker 4: mouth dot com.
Speaker 3: Did you ever have a father trying to whoa Okay, no,
Speaker 3: I wasn't that type of girly that like you. Yeah, No,
Speaker 3: I like I I'm cute now. But when I'm like
Speaker 3: coming up, do you, people were looking at me and
Speaker 3: they were like, oh yeah, like they like my I
Speaker 3: was called nice a lot, which is griggering right now
Speaker 3: because I'm like, I don't want to hear nice.
Speaker 1: She's so nice, she's nice, sweet, she's nice.
Speaker 3: They're walking all around like they don't want to look
Speaker 3: you directly in the eyes, like, yeah, she's nice.
Speaker 1: Ice, Yeah, nicest. Nicest can be an insult. I don't
Speaker 1: want to hear it, especially say oh you're a nice guy.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you ever ask your friends to see
Speaker 2: a picture of somebody that they're talking to. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I could describe them and they be like, well, I
Speaker 2: mean he's nice.
Speaker 3: I don't want it because it's like, get some more
Speaker 3: descriptive word. Yeah, I think you can do it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: get the source if you need to.
Speaker 1: He's right, he's sweet, he's friendly.
Speaker 2: How would the guy I'm talking to now I would say,
Speaker 2: like he he feels like like a I don't want
Speaker 2: to say, well.
Speaker 1: It's given poetry. What you about him.
Speaker 2: I want to feel like like he feels safe, and
Speaker 2: I don't mean not in a bad word, but like
Speaker 2: because safe to me, like like no, I feel like
Speaker 2: I don't have to pretend with him, Like I feel
Speaker 2: like very confident around him, like a safe.
Speaker 1: Space type ship. It feels like it feels like a nice,
Speaker 1: warm home type ship when you found home.
Speaker 3: I feel like you feel that he feels this is
Speaker 3: a less exclusive right now. He feels a little homes
Speaker 3: in a situation that feels like home. Oh and you've
Speaker 3: worked in a homeless shelter before, you see how the
Speaker 3: stuf goes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, it feels nice and cozy. Okay, I like this.
Speaker 1: Don't say nothing. His friends might repeat it.
Speaker 3: Listen, she gave me a lot of on the forehead,
Speaker 3: and we appreciate that because he gave you four head kisses, like.
Speaker 1: We're happy for you. I'm happy to girl. Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I was just gonna say I think that every job
Speaker 2: I've ever had, with the exception of like recent ones, now,
Speaker 2: every job I've ever had, I've been fired from girl
Speaker 2: well bartend and I was fired from a lot I
Speaker 2: was I.
Speaker 1: Was fired from bartending to Zod because I tried.
Speaker 2: Customer was like yelling at me and I tried to jump.
Speaker 1: Across the bar to get him.
Speaker 2: Well you should, because it's like, I'm not coming in.
Speaker 2: I have a show tonight.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, hat when you put you first, yeah, they're like, oh,
Speaker 3: well you need to cover your shift.
Speaker 1: I can't do that.
Speaker 2: But it came a blast minute, like I don't know
Speaker 2: what you want me to tell you.
Speaker 1: Oh, Sydney. Remember when I had that job bartending in
Speaker 1: Crown Heights and I kept taking weekends off to do stuff.
Speaker 1: Was it Dean Street?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no, it was oh damn. I
Speaker 2: don't remember the name of the place now, but it
Speaker 2: was I got fired. Well, I got fired from that
Speaker 2: too because I left with all the money in the register.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I back and I was like, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: made so much money today and they were like where
Speaker 1: is the money?
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh snap, gotta come back. So
Speaker 2: I did get fired from that job by and now
Speaker 2: I live up the street from that, around the corner
Speaker 2: from that, and every time I passed it, I'm like, that's.
Speaker 3: Why shut down D's favorite over here?
Speaker 2: But uh no, it was that we went to the
Speaker 2: empty We went to the v A maze. I took
Speaker 2: off of that. I had a birthday party. I took
Speaker 2: off of that. And then the next time I showed up,
Speaker 2: there was another bartender behind the bar and I was like.
Speaker 1: What's happening here?
Speaker 2: Training today? And they said, no, you don't work here.
Speaker 2: That's how I breakup with it. I don't even tell
Speaker 2: them they we work on the shows, my husand.
Speaker 1: What's happening here? Wait? Hold on, wait, there's no crossover.
Speaker 2: You said, yeah, there's no. I'm not fucking with you
Speaker 2: no more. Okay, you just moved on.
Speaker 3: But I think that's mess about jobs that they'll make
Speaker 3: you train somebody that's take their place.
Speaker 1: It's it's so manipulated. But I like that, Yeah I should,
Speaker 1: like I should, we should train them, okay, but but
Speaker 1: I do feel like it's like.
Speaker 3: I know I'm about to get fired, and now you
Speaker 3: got me training this girl.
Speaker 1: You know I'm gonna train her bad, right, Like I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: Tell her, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, just skim a little
Speaker 3: bit off the hope.
Speaker 1: You don't need you don't need to just rinse the glass.
Speaker 1: The liquor will kill the Germans.
Speaker 3: Tell the customers this is not really grey grooves. Just
Speaker 3: let them know, just be honest. They like that when
Speaker 3: you're transparent. But that would that would happen. That would
Speaker 3: happen a lot, like working at bars. They'll just make
Speaker 3: sure you'll see somebody who you're like that person kind
Speaker 3: of looked like me.
Speaker 1: If I was white, what's up? Like, what's going on?
Speaker 1: She got mad? She's wearing the same Steve Man's shoes.
Speaker 1: I don't trust it.
Speaker 3: And they'll be like, no, no, no, Like if I
Speaker 3: was white, white, white Sydney, Washington, I know you, I
Speaker 3: see you out there.
Speaker 1: I don't know what white Marie would look like.
Speaker 2: White even sounds crazy, hight even sounds weaver sounds we
Speaker 2: sounds wild.
Speaker 1: Weav sounds wild.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd Russian even making Russian ev Russian weaver. It
Speaker 2: sounds is a terrorist is as terrorized communities? I'm screaming from.
Speaker 3: Was there any job that like you had, Like it's
Speaker 3: like some good times you have with coworkers and then
Speaker 3: bad times you have with coworker, because I feel like
Speaker 3: that's mess like meshing, like becoming friends with coworker like
Speaker 3: real friends.
Speaker 1: So in my first job out of.
Speaker 2: College, I was at showtime for three years I mean
Speaker 2: some good friends the chat. Yeah, I was advertising coordinator
Speaker 2: for three years out of college.
Speaker 1: That was that.
Speaker 2: I made some good friends that yeah, I was invited
Speaker 2: today weddings and shit like that.
Speaker 1: Oh and I was good. Now, when you go to
Speaker 1: a coworker's wedding, are we getting drunk? Yeah? Yeah, well yeah,
Speaker 1: we definitely of the class.
Speaker 2: Now with the boss is there, it depends like are
Speaker 2: there supervisors and stuff there or is it just our level.
Speaker 1: If it's just our level'm getting lit. It's your level.
Speaker 1: And then one above I'm uncomfortable with to one above
Speaker 1: seeing me like that.
Speaker 3: No but wait, no, no, no, see this is where that
Speaker 3: line is because if we're at a wedding, this don't
Speaker 3: have none to do with the job.
Speaker 1: It's just people who I work with.
Speaker 3: Just so if I happened to get lit, bust my
Speaker 3: ass and act the fool.
Speaker 1: This was not on grounds with the job. But if
Speaker 1: we're at if we had a holiday party that I
Speaker 1: have one.
Speaker 2: Two max max, okay, three three three three three is
Speaker 2: the old z. I'm gonna start feeling lusty if I
Speaker 2: hear that asked.
Speaker 1: Wait, what you drinking at a holiday party? Tequila? No,
Speaker 1: you don't want your job.
Speaker 3: You want to drink white wine? You keep it, you
Speaker 3: weave you you have to have a son there and
Speaker 3: sit down.
Speaker 1: No, I need it. I mean yeah, I would drink
Speaker 1: it's like a margarita or something. But yeah, or whatever,
Speaker 1: the like holiday cocktail is at the bar. I'll do that.
Speaker 3: The coworker, that's like, let's take shots. They actually want
Speaker 3: something crazy to happen.
Speaker 1: That's them. They are.
Speaker 3: Once they hand you that dark liquor. They don't really
Speaker 3: they don't really like penny of that. I don't do
Speaker 3: any I don't think you should be drinking shots at
Speaker 3: a work function.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little crazy. I have to do it.
Speaker 1: They do it. You can a carcail. You said it.
Speaker 1: You hear that on mess.
Speaker 3: I see you doing shots at the bar with your supervisor. Now,
Speaker 3: you must not want your job that bad. At the
Speaker 3: bar with your boss.
Speaker 1: You Oh, no, other than the sounds kind of lit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, but if your boss is making you drink,
Speaker 3: you take the shot, spill it out, don't drink your shoulder.
Speaker 3: You put it, you put it, you put it in
Speaker 3: another cup, you pass it to someone, don't do it.
Speaker 1: Take a sip. You asked one ice c We put
Speaker 1: it in a big cup. I remember.
Speaker 3: I remember we had like a we would do like
Speaker 3: monthly or like every quarter, like a like meeting with
Speaker 3: everybody at the job, and then we go to a
Speaker 3: bar and we'll have drinks. I got so messed up
Speaker 3: with my manager. I mean we we was doing pickleback shot.
Speaker 1: Imagine it was definitely white.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so asked or whatever, but we we.
Speaker 1: White.
Speaker 3: Mother right, we can get hold up at the James
Speaker 3: Hotel and me and him we stumble out or whatever,
Speaker 3: and people knew that we was like back, we stumble out.
Speaker 3: We go to McDonald's, order like sixty dollars work McDonalds.
Speaker 2: Sydney, Please tell us what is sixty dollars With.
Speaker 3: McDonald We get in quarter pounders with cheese, We getting nuggets.
Speaker 3: We're gonna we get in oh, you know, I filet fish.
Speaker 3: I'm always gonna do it. What you order fish, filet,
Speaker 3: I'm getting that.
Speaker 2: But how do we hit the sixty dollars fries?
Speaker 1: All of that? My time square McDonald's cause I feel
Speaker 1: like they know this.
Speaker 2: Was in This was on Canal Street. This is on
Speaker 2: Conow Street and McDonald's is still there. This is where
Speaker 2: it got messy. When it was time to close out,
Speaker 2: like in pay, I'm like.
Speaker 3: You the man, absolutely, he said, but we we we.
Speaker 1: This is we're not at work. So what does that
Speaker 1: mean that she left that work? He left the penis.
Speaker 3: Understand that we're not at work. You left the venis
Speaker 3: at the Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't like.
Speaker 2: I don't understand men who like because even my gay friends,
Speaker 2: like gay male friends, I never reached my wallet with
Speaker 2: them and they're not trying to fuck me. So I
Speaker 2: don't understand a man who is like if a straight
Speaker 2: man just like we were splitting, like are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: But also like what are we talking about? Are we splitting?
Speaker 1: It sounds like he didn't want to pay at all.
Speaker 3: Word he was looking around like because we were drunk
Speaker 3: and I was so he wanted to be on you.
Speaker 1: He's I was like, wait no, no, we both walked
Speaker 1: to the right. Boss. Yeah, this is a white pickleback boss.
Speaker 1: I think I think what it was this is he's like,
Speaker 1: I know you.
Speaker 3: Not you not bringing in everything? You taking some stuff
Speaker 3: off the top, like use that money for good. Yeah,
Speaker 3: if all of our McDonald if you're not paying for anything,
Speaker 3: that means he trained somebody to also not pay for everything,
Speaker 3: like okay, so that means he's not raising right his
Speaker 3: extra coin? Right. You guys were asked so many good questions.
Speaker 3: I wish I were there when it was happening, so
Speaker 3: I definitely swiped my car. I would have stopped, or
Speaker 3: I would have been like, let's just pay for our
Speaker 3: own food. Even even the even the girl at the
Speaker 3: register was looking like she shook her head. I can't
Speaker 3: believe this went down. It was almost like I did
Speaker 3: an invisible rock, paper scissors and loss. Yeah, that's why
Speaker 3: you was playing with yourself.
Speaker 1: Often. Yeah. Ended, And will.
Speaker 3: Do you ever like, uh like have issues with Have
Speaker 3: you ever had an issue with a coworker outside of
Speaker 3: work and then brought it to work.
Speaker 2: That's a good question. Well, my foster care job, it
Speaker 2: was a girl who was working with me. I just
Speaker 2: didn't I didn't think this was going to go to
Speaker 2: this job. Yeah, okay, it was one girl. She was
Speaker 2: on the Queen's side, but she was always in Brooklyn's business. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like this is not like this is my side of
Speaker 2: Atlantic Avenue, my side of London.
Speaker 1: Minds your business? Yeah, Like she would just pop up
Speaker 1: in zoom meetings that I'm like, how did you get
Speaker 1: the link? Like weird old the hand.
Speaker 2: We're on the same level, Like you're not a supervisor
Speaker 2: to come watch me? Like what are you doing? So
Speaker 2: in real life I really didn't want to smack the
Speaker 2: ship out of it. I'm like, you know what, but
Speaker 2: real life problem?
Speaker 1: What job? Sorry?
Speaker 2: Why are you trying to think of this? What job
Speaker 2: were you working during the pandemic? Because I know there
Speaker 2: was some.
Speaker 1: Zoom ship shipped what shipped the food delivery for Target? Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh shipped? Yeah, I don't know. I'm saying it, but
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. Yeah, no, no idea.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know what delivery for target.
Speaker 2: Yeah, girl, I shu was bumping during the pandemic. No
Speaker 2: one wanted to leave the house.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, so you were, so you were stacking con
Speaker 1: I was stacking corn. I bought a nice little a Nissan.
Speaker 2: You bought a car with shipped it shipped still available, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's not in the same as a man's if people
Speaker 2: go to themselves. Now for sure people still do it,
Speaker 2: But I was. I bought a nice little in the
Speaker 2: car for nine grand.
Speaker 1: You made from much money?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it was at the peak when no one
Speaker 2: was leaving their house. Everyone's scared. I'm like, I'll get
Speaker 2: your eggs.
Speaker 1: What up? Like, well, let's bring it back.
Speaker 2: Let's like close your eyes and envision, you know, lockdown.
Speaker 2: They were letting people in a few customers at a time.
Speaker 1: To wait online outside or six feet away from somebody.
Speaker 1: Remember that, And that's when I was making Queen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do miss a little.
Speaker 2: When I used to drop off the grocery like to
Speaker 2: like and still more fing.
Speaker 1: Like all it's crazy in there.
Speaker 2: You used to get like germs all over this, all
Speaker 2: over the stay white people.
Speaker 1: Did you have a mask on their gloves and stuff? Okay?
Speaker 1: All that? Yeah, I remember I used to get groceries
Speaker 1: and I I would wipe my stuff down with and
Speaker 1: now I just how the ship in the lick the
Speaker 1: milk before I put it in.
Speaker 3: It's good that you were showing up as like, because
Speaker 3: when women do things, you just feel like they don't
Speaker 3: They're they're.
Speaker 1: Getting the right items, they're they're reading.
Speaker 3: It's like anytime there's a guy getting like insta cart,
Speaker 3: I'm like, we have to cancel, cancel this. Yeah, Oh,
Speaker 3: Edward is looking for No, he's not, He's not looking
Speaker 3: for he's never looking bro.
Speaker 1: They'd be like, he's never grabbing. They'd be like, you
Speaker 1: asked for lettuce, I didn't find any lettuce. You didn't
Speaker 1: find you no lettuce here, No, no, there's no I.
Speaker 3: Gave you Parsley instead. The substitute is wild. This is
Speaker 3: really wild. And I always I used to call before
Speaker 3: I picked them the substitute. You call ola instead.
Speaker 1: I never don't call it. And it is I read them.
Speaker 2: I read like the Reddit or the Twitter threads of
Speaker 2: people complaining because anytime they get a male instacart person,
Speaker 2: the women be upset, upset because it be like I
Speaker 2: asked for Maxi pads, he bought me Pampers.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and then he and then people in the
Speaker 4: comments like, well he was he that far off?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah yeah he was. He's not Huggies.
Speaker 2: I cannot fee the Huggies. I haven't been able to
Speaker 2: fee Huggs like you want all the baby.
Speaker 1: I was a fat baby.
Speaker 2: Oh you had a big bud as a baby. No,
Speaker 2: I was just a chunky little monkeys monkey, I was.
Speaker 2: I was a hefty baby too, actually, pad, yes, but
Speaker 2: I was born like nine pounds or something like that,
Speaker 2: like oh wow, I was my mother, my mother's biggest baby.
Speaker 1: Were you the last one? I was? I'm the middle. Oh, girl,
Speaker 1: you would have scarred me.
Speaker 2: I don't know how your last something got here because
Speaker 2: I would have been done after you.
Speaker 1: Girl, Look at me. I still weigh on pads. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm to push out though I'm trying to remember. I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't think I'm trying to remember. No,
Speaker 1: I can't remember what job I had A fourteen? How
Speaker 1: much you weighed? You know?
Speaker 3: What happened was I was my mom went into labor early, early,
Speaker 3: and I was sick. When I came out, they had
Speaker 3: to give me like they had to do a surgery
Speaker 3: because I was eating the placenta.
Speaker 1: No, that's what I should have known. I was a lesbian.
Speaker 3: Then okay, my mother out, yes, and the womb I
Speaker 3: loved it, like, oh god, no that was bad. But yeah,
Speaker 3: and so then they had to do a crazy surgery,
Speaker 3: shave all my hair off. They had like I don't
Speaker 3: know what babies head. Oh I came out with some yeah, right,
Speaker 3: probably than I have now. Theake off so funny. And
Speaker 3: then uh, and then my sister would make crazy jokes.
Speaker 3: She was like if a lizard and Gress Jones had
Speaker 3: a baby.
Speaker 1: That's what you looked like. It was bad if a
Speaker 1: lizard and Grace is baby wol Okay, so dark skin,
Speaker 1: scary baby. Yeah, that's so crazy. Can you believe it?
Speaker 1: Do you see it? Pounds and some change? Okay, every
Speaker 1: time you will, okay, old zimpics google funny. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: feel like maybe that's the hardest job, being.
Speaker 3: A mother, Like, oh my god, never not be be
Speaker 3: a mom.
Speaker 1: You can't be like I'm going to the store to
Speaker 1: get cigarettes and not come.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, well some of them. That's why have a job. Now,
Speaker 1: some of them do. That's why I was busy today.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that, like what and the thing is
Speaker 3: is that mothers they can't get any like they can't
Speaker 3: like clock out or like taxes for just motherhood. Like
Speaker 3: and what they're literally doing is they're taking care of
Speaker 3: a human being twenty four seven And even when they
Speaker 3: when the kids leave the home, you're still thinking and carrying,
Speaker 3: oh my mother and making sure they're all right twenty
Speaker 3: times the day.
Speaker 1: To check up on me. Yeah, you're close with your
Speaker 1: mom like that. My girl, that's Sydney. I mean she's dead, but.
Speaker 2: You had a good relationship before that or oh no,
Speaker 2: so she was like my father, my father, Ye, he's
Speaker 2: doing and it did not phase me at all.
Speaker 1: You said, may he rest in peace. I didn't even
Speaker 1: say that. You were like, I don't know if I
Speaker 1: really want that piece they call your father. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. That's wow. You know someone's not paying attention
Speaker 1: when they say that's crazy anyway in New York.
Speaker 3: That's that's old. Asked wow, I'm not listening. To stop
Speaker 3: listening already. Wait, so you said being a mom is
Speaker 3: the hardest job. Do you want kids? No, girl, I
Speaker 3: want to push out to you.
Speaker 1: You want to push them out. So no drugs, no cut,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna have some drugs. Okay, so push
Speaker 1: your but no sea section no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: We're not a see sexual family and we don't do that.
Speaker 1: We're not a sea section family. I don't heard that one.
Speaker 2: How are you sea section family? Because vaginal birthby like
Speaker 2: that ship? Should that be like hereditary a lot?
Speaker 1: Excuse me? What? Let me look at it? Is that?
Speaker 1: What is that what we're putting out here right there?
Speaker 1: Let me look at it. How you have a sea
Speaker 1: section baby? Then what's what happened? Baby? Also have especially,
Speaker 1: I feel like it's like ah likelihood, I mean not
Speaker 1: you google in this. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna I'm when when I say that, what
Speaker 2: if I do it in the bathtub?
Speaker 1: Am I also?
Speaker 3: Now? A bathtub? A water birth baby? It's hereditary. You
Speaker 3: gotta be in the water. You a water baby.
Speaker 2: My mother had me wet, Okay, so it's not her mereditary,
Speaker 2: but says there's a forty five percent increased risk of
Speaker 2: having a Suceyrian section. Twenty five is not even really,
Speaker 2: that's not almost. Yeah, I e I may have I'm crazy, but.
Speaker 1: Wait, what's wrong? What a little sea section? What's wrong
Speaker 1: with it? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just I feel like the well, I don't want
Speaker 2: to say natural because what it is natural?
Speaker 3: Natural vaginal birth is just huh, I preferred. What's wrong
Speaker 3: with sea section?
Speaker 1: Well, it's like a whole See, I'm trying to get
Speaker 1: the mess.
Speaker 2: Major surgery first off, So any surgery is risky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you can have vaginal birth and rip your
Speaker 1: coach open, then you're also and you're right, they sewed up.
Speaker 1: That's not surgery. So he said, they might the baby
Speaker 1: might rip you to the butt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but they well I've seen I've seen some
Speaker 3: of the stitch work on people's clothes.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they're doing it right.
Speaker 2: Also, like the stomach is harder to get down when
Speaker 2: it's a sea section.
Speaker 1: It stays up. What do that mean, Oh, you mean
Speaker 1: like to get flat?
Speaker 2: Yeah, likenat back is a little harder with the sea
Speaker 2: section versus.
Speaker 1: Damn. I don't know if I was a C section
Speaker 1: or vaginal birth. Let me call my mom. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna ask her. Were you natural out? Yeah? Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: a vaginal birth family over here.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I came out vaginally. Yeah, vaginally. But then, like I
Speaker 1: was really sick because of.
Speaker 3: You know, the vagina, Yeah, and putting the placenta and
Speaker 3: the vagina. No wed you cut it cut it out,
Speaker 3: the cut it out.
Speaker 1: You you could give it in.
Speaker 2: But also, what do you think is the best job
Speaker 2: in the world. I love being a comic. I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna hold you.
Speaker 1: I love this job. I love this ship that comes
Speaker 1: with a lot of bulls, espuchly as woman.
Speaker 3: But it seems like you're very passionate about passion having Yeah, damn.
Speaker 1: This is how I stud feel about comedy.
Speaker 3: Said me, No, no, no, I feel like you the overall
Speaker 3: existence of it. You're you do feel that way. I
Speaker 3: don't think I'm obsessed with anything.
Speaker 1: No now obsessed?
Speaker 2: Yeah, girl, if I like, if I go a week
Speaker 2: when I get on stage, like I do, feel like
Speaker 2: increased anxiety. I need sure, I need the stage. I
Speaker 2: don't know, I just I need it, bro I need it.
Speaker 1: People. I'm taking a month off. I'm like, well, who's
Speaker 1: saying that. I've heard people say that. What we heard
Speaker 1: people say that we have?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I took a month or two off. I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: I would have during the pandemic. Never, no pandemic.
Speaker 1: Last week I saw Jonas and I took a month off.
Speaker 1: I'm like, during the pandemic, I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: even think I do comedy no more.
Speaker 2: No, in the pandemic, I was on the outside ships
Speaker 2: when he was doing those zoom comedy shows.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you the mess that.
Speaker 3: First of all, why am I momming in front of
Speaker 3: my cats and the plant? I don't like this. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna be at home. I'm turning my laptop now.
Speaker 1: I don't live here anymore. I have to.
Speaker 3: Actually move out because the chakras, the vibes is off,
Speaker 3: I can't off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, nothing, I'm down to zoom ships. I was
Speaker 1: in the parks. I'm glad that you learned.
Speaker 2: The Linda wood Dinah had the park. I was there
Speaker 2: parks with them.
Speaker 1: Zoom Ship. I did one. I was like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: good on this.
Speaker 2: I think I did like two and and the first.
Speaker 2: After the first one, I was like, oh, I'm not
Speaker 2: going to do stand up. Y'all gonna see me trying
Speaker 2: on some weeks because I was bald.
Speaker 1: During the pandemic. Word, yeah, that's smart.
Speaker 3: I think we did like somebody had reached out and
Speaker 3: we did like a zoom gig and it was just
Speaker 3: like good.
Speaker 1: Money and we didn't do stand up. We were like
Speaker 1: had a conversation, we did a podcast.
Speaker 3: Like we were telling jokes, but I guess, you know,
Speaker 3: were on serious So it was like we probably were
Speaker 3: supposed to do stand up, but we were.
Speaker 1: We did sports work, We did Miss Volume one.
Speaker 3: So you're obsessed with your obsessed with comedy and so
Speaker 3: this is not even a job for you.
Speaker 2: This is just like you'll do it for free. I
Speaker 2: would do it for free. I don't do it for free.
Speaker 2: But I'm not doing it for free.
Speaker 1: Yeah I will. Yeah, you're so good at it?
Speaker 3: Why I think that's I think that's a mess. When
Speaker 3: people want you to show up and do things and
Speaker 3: not get paid for them. Why why if I'm if
Speaker 3: I'm good at it, you obviously want me, right, So
Speaker 3: why wouldn't you want to pay me? All?
Speaker 1: I got this?
Speaker 2: Okay, then you only got that comic over there because
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 1: Well, if you're good, if I'm good enough for you
Speaker 1: to ask me, I'm also good enough for you to
Speaker 1: pay me. Absolutely.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not exactly, But I think that's that's with
Speaker 3: anything you think. If you're reaching out and you want
Speaker 3: to work with somebody, you got to have some kind
Speaker 3: of budget.
Speaker 1: What is this like, you know, exposure. I never negotia.
Speaker 2: My mother always tries like to, like, you know, haggle prices.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't do that.
Speaker 1: You don't negotiate your rates?
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, yeah, like yeah that that but it's
Speaker 2: like my mom my mom w was like like, oh
Speaker 2: how much to like, you know, shovel the snow and
Speaker 2: the like All of a sudden, fish like, oh, you
Speaker 2: do it for sixty's like, I don't.
Speaker 1: My mother always has to My mom is queen of that.
Speaker 1: I don't do that, but.
Speaker 2: Because I don't like you when people do it to me,
Speaker 2: even in Chipotle, I'm like, let me get some more chicken.
Speaker 1: I'm like this, I'll for the double. I'm not like you.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing I'm not doing them. Let me get
Speaker 1: I don't do it.
Speaker 2: I'm trying doing that the Caribbean way. Yeah, my mother
Speaker 2: will listen, Mama. I remember my mom was trying to
Speaker 2: buy a car. She's trying to get a new van,
Speaker 2: a brand new minivan. And she was like, like, my
Speaker 2: mom doesn't like she don't really believe in credit cards.
Speaker 2: So she showed up with a like an envelope full
Speaker 2: of cash, not even an envelope, it was like a
Speaker 2: printing paper folded in thirds load of money. And they
Speaker 2: were like, my mom was like, how much for that car?
Speaker 2: And they were like, it costs this much? And she
Speaker 2: was like, well what if I pay cash? And they
Speaker 2: were like, we could take a little bit off. Me
Speaker 2: be like, but gosh like.
Speaker 1: And they were like, I mean we could take a
Speaker 1: little bit off and she and then she now she
Speaker 1: got to unroll it for them to see she got
Speaker 1: all in this cash on her And yeah, my mom
Speaker 1: will haggle for anything groceries and I might if it's
Speaker 1: four dollars, Mom, like how about tree fifty? Yeah, just done.
Speaker 1: It stresses me out.
Speaker 2: My mom is cutting it in half and her way
Speaker 2: a little bit up. Yeah, so your mother starting a
Speaker 2: three shiitty is crazy. My mom is like two dollars.
Speaker 3: I mean, people would do that at the club all
Speaker 3: the time. They're like yeah, yeah, people would be like bottle, yes, yes,
Speaker 3: because they're like because they already hit they men, like right,
Speaker 3: they already have like a two thousand, you know, men
Speaker 3: or whatever. And then they're like, yo, I got I
Speaker 3: got like four hundred dollars in cash. What if I
Speaker 3: give you that and you just get me like a bottle,
Speaker 3: Like you don't even have to be the expensive bottle.
Speaker 3: I just I just need more liquor on the table,
Speaker 3: and I'm not paying seven hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Well, what can you get at the curb for four
Speaker 1: hundred dollars?
Speaker 3: Not the boom, not even not even boom.
Speaker 1: You can't even get boom boom for the club again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: something yeah broke.
Speaker 3: But I mean the thing is is that it's like
Speaker 3: when you get people nice, you friendly, you chatting them up,
Speaker 3: You're like, we all cool. You know, they might have
Speaker 3: given you some cocaine. It's like, hey, get out of this,
Speaker 3: because I think that that's also mess. Is like when
Speaker 3: people are using their relationships to get what they want,
Speaker 3: you know, and like, hey, if I want more liquor,
Speaker 3: we cool And I got this cash and I'm sure
Speaker 3: you want it.
Speaker 1: You don't have to paint it, nobody else you, you know,
Speaker 1: just just show. But is that mess? I believe the
Speaker 1: Whites call that networking?
Speaker 3: Oh is that what it's called networking?
Speaker 1: Networking? Networking is mess?
Speaker 3: Ah, Yes, yes, I'm gonna say networking is mess It
Speaker 3: can't be because it's under the guise of like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is this.
Speaker 1: Is how you do it, This is how you get
Speaker 1: to the next level.
Speaker 3: When it's like, actually, I could just be doing what
Speaker 3: I was doing and I was gonna get that way anywhere.
Speaker 2: I think you never can be messy because like people,
Speaker 2: who are you? You know what I'm saying, It's like,
Speaker 2: are you even worth me?
Speaker 1: Speaking? Especially in La? Are you worth me? Acknowledging your existence?
Speaker 1: People in La?
Speaker 2: I went to a party once when I was out
Speaker 2: there and everyone that you talked to head was on
Speaker 2: a swifolcause they're looking for.
Speaker 1: Somebody more important than you. Yeah, and it's like I'm
Speaker 1: the most important person in here. They're like, who are you?
Speaker 1: Who are you again? Yeah? What do you do? What
Speaker 1: do you work?
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 2: Now, if I'm at a place and I'm like we
Speaker 2: have a genuine conversation, I don't I don't know. I
Speaker 2: don't be asking like what do you do?
Speaker 1: Oh? They love it? What do you do? In La?
Speaker 1: What do you do?
Speaker 3: Is actually quite hateful now in this climate because it's
Speaker 3: like we're all trying to figure out what we're doing
Speaker 3: right now and it will be and they'll ask you
Speaker 3: what do you what do you do? While you're there
Speaker 3: at doing what you do? It's like I'm just on
Speaker 3: stage killing.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? What do I do? Or the
Speaker 1: the other question, what are you working on? Yeah?
Speaker 5: That working on I'm working on myself, Yeah, hitting you
Speaker 5: right now that I'm working on living Okay, if you
Speaker 5: get in the living ram, you're getting me Instagram all
Speaker 5: of a sudd and they're like more friendly now to
Speaker 5: see that, Oh you all.
Speaker 1: You kind of all your.
Speaker 2: Yes, now now your friendly is like you was being
Speaker 2: cold this whole two minutes I was talking to you.
Speaker 1: Girl. That's why you got to treat everybody the same.
Speaker 3: Like that's even even like so you gotta be cold
Speaker 3: to everybody and even when you see the Instagram and
Speaker 3: all that.
Speaker 1: Oh oh you got a million follow whatever. No, oh,
Speaker 1: that's what you do. Yeah, you know it's all you do. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't come outside at all, your influencer. Interesting, you
Speaker 1: missed you missed TikTok or not right TikTok. When I
Speaker 1: was talking about taking it on, I'm like, I don't care. Oh,
Speaker 1: I kind of wanted TikTok to stay gone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I've learned so much on TikTok, but
Speaker 3: I also waste mad time.
Speaker 1: I don't be on Yeah, I mean on Instagram. When
Speaker 1: I fall down a TikTok rabbit hole, you know, it's
Speaker 1: it's some stuff on there, it's everything, like people, More
Speaker 1: people use TikTok like to look stuff up than Google,
Speaker 1: whoa or like YouTube.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know you cold look stuff up on
Speaker 2: tickso oh absolutely you put it in a search bar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd be like, what where should I eat in Japan,
Speaker 1: and then it's like, how do I get a stain
Speaker 1: out of my clip? Like people use TikTok for that.
Speaker 1: Why informative?
Speaker 3: It is informative, but it also is like did she
Speaker 3: really just tell all her family secrets in ten parts?
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 1: Who? Did I marry? Who?
Speaker 3: The And we need it and we need it and
Speaker 3: we love it and it's entertainment, but also TikTok is
Speaker 3: like taking me away from TV sometimes because it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: I can watch all these little clips instead of like
Speaker 3: have a sitting and then be like, hmm, that's not
Speaker 3: really doing it for me. Yeah, I needed this in
Speaker 3: like ninety seconds.
Speaker 1: It's sucking up your attention span. It is. It is
Speaker 1: yeah for me.
Speaker 2: Like I'll be watching a good movie and I'll scroll
Speaker 2: through Instagram'm like, oh, let me enjoy the movie.
Speaker 1: This is a nice film. Let me pay attention. When
Speaker 1: you're watching a movie and you want to enjoy it,
Speaker 1: you scroll through Instagram. Lol.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'll catch myself going through Instagram like, let me
Speaker 2: put this down and pay attention.
Speaker 1: This is a good ass movie. Oh.
Speaker 2: I was at a comedy show the other day and
Speaker 2: this girl in the audience in the front row with strolling,
Speaker 2: scrolling through TikTok with the volume one, because that's happened
Speaker 2: to me. No, I don't stop, I've having to do
Speaker 2: that with.
Speaker 1: The volume on full blast. Stop. I'm like you're I'm like, seriously,
Speaker 1: mine in the front, Yeah, in the front. Put your
Speaker 1: AirPod in like it's a bluetooth, and listen quietly. My
Speaker 1: thing is, why did you come out tonight? I just
Speaker 1: wanted to be with my friends.
Speaker 2: Want to show people on Instagram you went to a
Speaker 2: comedy show you didn't really enjoy. You wasn't even there. Well,
Speaker 2: I feel like that's a lot of what social media
Speaker 2: is is people. You want people to see that you're
Speaker 2: out and you're doing stuff, but you are having a
Speaker 2: miserable time.
Speaker 1: And that's what I appreciated about our time in Jamaica.
Speaker 1: We actually had fun. It wasn't just for the grand
Speaker 1: If I'm not actively posting in my stories, just know
Speaker 1: I'm happy having time. I'm posting the stories from the cab,
Speaker 1: from the uber on the way home.
Speaker 2: I post from my bed in the morning, or you know,
Speaker 2: the other day we went out, I got eight a m. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I woke up at four thirty in the afternoon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it was a good night. It was that's
Speaker 3: a great that was a really good that Saturday for me.
Speaker 3: Saturday Saturday was lit as fun for me. I think
Speaker 3: we got to go through some messages now DM.
Speaker 1: Yeah that the.
Speaker 3: US. Oh y'all yeah, yeah, die you have you have
Speaker 3: messing your DMS. Girl, you want to read some mess
Speaker 3: you want to, We'll take it absolutely.
Speaker 2: Oh you saw one of the messy has somebody was
Speaker 2: talking about cities when I was laying on my back.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we remember, you tell the people because the
Speaker 1: people didn't see it. So I took a picture of it.
Speaker 1: I was in Jamaica, Like you know, you laid down
Speaker 1: and then like like this, yeah, you know which I hate.
Speaker 3: I hate laying down because then if your booths are
Speaker 3: not close together and they kind of look like, you know, yeah,
Speaker 3: like pancakes, like yeah, the city they go and then
Speaker 3: they look like you know, bowling balls on the underneath
Speaker 3: your uh well that maybe maybe just.
Speaker 4: Me f y Yeah right, your booths look like bowling
Speaker 4: balls underneath like because it it's spread, it goes under
Speaker 4: hat titties is not like ridiculous, it's this he'll weight
Speaker 4: on this.
Speaker 3: They still got some weight. No, but they look like
Speaker 3: they fit your body. Oh, thank you, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1: There's a there's some cities. I'm like, girl, bye, there's
Speaker 1: some cities out of here. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I was laying down and the person was like, oh, yes,
Speaker 2: cities shrank from the other from the other picture with something.
Speaker 2: I'm like yeah, because the other picture I was sitting.
Speaker 2: I was standing up, so the titties was standing up too.
Speaker 1: Was this in your hidden messages?
Speaker 3: No, girl, I had screenshot and posted that ship. This
Speaker 3: is somebody that actually you're cool with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was cool with this person. You gotta block
Speaker 1: them old. Yeah, they're done. That's done. They're done done.
Speaker 1: Don't come into my d MS talking.
Speaker 2: Oh right, the punch that got the I want to
Speaker 2: just correct myself. When I fought the guy in Father's
Speaker 2: Day that was I was twenty twenty one into twenty
Speaker 2: twenty two. Now comment Citty, I'm like, what is going on?
Speaker 2: Twenty one twenty two is when I fought him, so
Speaker 2: not twenty three, maybe twenty two, twenty two, twenty one, Eva,
Speaker 2: I love it. I'll be trying to get my shirt
Speaker 2: back because you know, when you got famous, people pull
Speaker 2: it up.
Speaker 1: Oh you will stand twenty three. But at twenty three,
Speaker 1: you will fucking with anybody ever says that.
Speaker 2: I'm like age it to me like a year or
Speaker 2: two off, fucking relaxed. But you know people they love
Speaker 2: digging up ship and I'm gonna be famous. Bits know
Speaker 2: they're gonna be there, gonna be digging up on.
Speaker 1: Me, absolutely manifest like you when you was with related today.
Speaker 1: Let me stay six feet awa from this ingga home.
Speaker 1: That's running away from Home.
Speaker 2: That is the title of run Away from So running
Speaker 2: away from Home. Okay, let me read this letter and
Speaker 2: then we'll discuss whether we think it's mess or not.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: I can't even believe I'm sending this. That's the title
Speaker 2: Sydney and Marie. So happy to have the new pod
Speaker 2: back in my feed. For the last few years, I've
Speaker 2: been re listening to old episodes of the Unofficial Experts.
Speaker 1: So I hope you still get that ad rev. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think we do. I actually don't know, we don't.
Speaker 1: I'm like I have not received.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Okay, anyway, here's my most embarrassing mess story.
Speaker 1: Please don't use my real name.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at the letter. I don't see the name
Speaker 2: on here, so okay. At my first oh boom, this
Speaker 2: works out. At my first real office job out of college,
Speaker 2: I developed a crush on a really ugly but somewhat
Speaker 2: funny coworker.
Speaker 1: Wow, really ugly. Yeah.
Speaker 2: There were rumors that he was hooking up with another
Speaker 2: girl at the office, but he always denied it. Eventually,
Speaker 2: he and I started secretly hanging out, but I couldn't
Speaker 2: stop wondering if the rumors were true. The other girl
Speaker 2: and I ended up sharing a room for a work
Speaker 2: trip together, and when she went to shower, I looked
Speaker 2: through her text Oh wow, I couldn't find a single
Speaker 2: thing until I searched for his phone number. She had
Speaker 2: him saved as Britney and they were sexting all day
Speaker 2: every day.
Speaker 1: Had man.
Speaker 2: I kept this info to myself, and within a few
Speaker 2: weeks she had a new random boyfriend. In hindsight, she
Speaker 2: most likely was still sexting Brittany while she was dating
Speaker 2: the new guy. I kept going out with the old
Speaker 2: guy for a whole year until he ended up cheating
Speaker 2: on me.
Speaker 1: Good. I couldn't.
Speaker 2: I couldn't even feel that bad because I felt like
Speaker 2: I got my karma. I am five to nine and
Speaker 2: he was so short that when we would do it
Speaker 2: from behind, he would be on his tiptoes.
Speaker 1: Love you both, well, he was ugly and short. Anna, cheater, girl,
Speaker 1: you're the problem. You're a man.
Speaker 3: No matter what's wrong with them, they always have multiple bitches, sir,
Speaker 3: how is your ugly short ass fucking with bitches like that?
Speaker 1: But but it's all on the women who are dating them.
Speaker 3: They're giving them in their back and the height in
Speaker 3: their shoes to make them feel like they're yeh, the police.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the women. These women are literally the wind beneath
Speaker 1: their wings. Yes, she said, I developed on a crush
Speaker 1: on someone. She said, really ugly, but somewhat funny. So
Speaker 1: it's not really funny, it's not hysterical, somewhat ugly, really funny,
Speaker 1: really ugly, somewhat funny. Girl, this is your fault. That's
Speaker 1: not good for you. Actually are the problem, okay, electric chair,
Speaker 1: Because the thing is it's so easy to be like
Speaker 1: he's a bomb. Did you see his underwear dirty? But
Speaker 1: you were fucking him? Yeah? But this is her first
Speaker 1: job out of college.
Speaker 3: So she was twenty one, twenty Do you know what
Speaker 3: actually anything that happened between nineteen and twenty three, didn't.
Speaker 1: Have between yesterday.
Speaker 2: Between nineteen and yesterday, it's delete, it deletes. It's like
Speaker 2: if you do something in international waters. They don't same
Speaker 2: with this. Yep, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Chart Read another one? Or should I save it? What
Speaker 1: do you guys think? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Okay. X keeps
Speaker 1: calling from an unknown number. Hasten him.
Speaker 2: Longtime fan of the pod. My sister and I have
Speaker 2: been listening since twenty nineteen. Shout out to y'all, but
Speaker 2: we love you. This past August, I broke up with
Speaker 2: my ex, who I had been dating for a year.
Speaker 2: Throughout the course of our relationship, there were a bunch
Speaker 2: of issues.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's talk about the issue. He was super close
Speaker 1: with his ex.
Speaker 2: He kept explicit videos and pictures of his ex slash
Speaker 2: past took ups, and he would complain about having to
Speaker 2: pay two ninety to come visit me. After I finally
Speaker 2: ended things, everything was fine. I felt like a weight
Speaker 2: had been lifted off my shoulders and I was myself again.
Speaker 2: But around September, so they broke up in August.
Speaker 1: Now he's back.
Speaker 2: In September, he reached out in an attempt for closure.
Speaker 2: He sent me paragraphs telling me about how he felt,
Speaker 2: and even sent a Google doc where he had been
Speaker 2: writing all his thoughts since.
Speaker 1: The breakup, not a Google doc.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, I answered his text and this opened a whole
Speaker 2: can of worms. From then on, he would try and
Speaker 2: reach out via text, trying to get closure.
Speaker 1: Around November, I finally blocked him good.
Speaker 2: Then around Christmas he sent me an email and then
Speaker 2: a message on WhatsApp girl, an.
Speaker 1: Email, wait, is this a business proper? Why are you emailing? Yeah?
Speaker 2: But it's like I blocked you everywhere, so now you
Speaker 2: emailing me bro? And then a message on WhatsApp. I
Speaker 2: didn't answer, and I blocked him on everything possible to
Speaker 2: get him to stop. Now he's been trying to reach
Speaker 2: me by calling from an unknown number and the secondary
Speaker 2: email address.
Speaker 1: Call you got a stock you have to report him.
Speaker 2: He even left the voicemail saying how I'm bullying him
Speaker 2: and that it's weird that I'm avoiding him. I've been
Speaker 2: thriving for the past six months without him, and I'm
Speaker 2: even interested in another guy. Right now, Ladies, how do
Speaker 2: I finally get this man to leave me alone? I
Speaker 2: saw a psychic a few weeks ago, and she said
Speaker 2: that i'd see him face to face again at some point,
Speaker 2: but he needs to be gone by yesterday. Hope to
Speaker 2: hear from y'all. Thanks for the laughs. Anonymous man of
Speaker 2: the pod or mistake as Marie, Yes, mistakes. I'm gonna say,
Speaker 2: do you have a brother? Do you have do you
Speaker 2: have a man in your life who can contact him?
Speaker 2: Contact him because sometimes men.
Speaker 1: Can't hear you unless another man is talking. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: they can hear the non basics.
Speaker 3: Yes, Yeah, I need you to get a man to
Speaker 3: pretend to be your man and be like, hey, I
Speaker 3: need you to meet me here. I need you to
Speaker 3: meet me at this place and we need to talk
Speaker 3: because you keep bothering my girl scare him.
Speaker 1: That's that's a really good yeah.
Speaker 3: And then and then he's like, I need you to
Speaker 3: really meet up and then have him meet to and
Speaker 3: then just be there. Nobody ever meets up with him.
Speaker 3: He's just sitting in front of looking dumb as you deserved. Yes,
Speaker 3: been wasting your time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm like, I don't know about the meeting
Speaker 2: face to face, I say, or but you got me
Speaker 2: in the end you said nobody shows up.
Speaker 1: Okay, Hey I work herebez. Yeah, I have the ones.
Speaker 2: That's talking on Instagram and they show to a show.
Speaker 1: Is that a stalker or a fan? A fan like
Speaker 1: a fan? Yeah, I have fans, but fans can be dangerous.
Speaker 1: They can shout out to Selena. No, you never know,
Speaker 1: You just never You just never know. You never know.
Speaker 3: And the terrible thing is that when somebody has your information,
Speaker 3: you might have to move.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's why I used to have a website
Speaker 2: and I put all my dates for the month on
Speaker 2: the website. And I had a stalker and I was like, well,
Speaker 2: I don't need people to know where I'm going to
Speaker 2: be before I'm going to be there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's scary. I don't have a bodyguard. I
Speaker 1: don't have a NDA, you know. Anyway, I had a
Speaker 1: good time with y'all today. This was me. I follow
Speaker 1: U I P Yeah, well let's wrap this up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let the people know where they can.
Speaker 2: Find you with following a Graham at Eva Evans Comedy
Speaker 2: e v A E v A n S Comedy and
Speaker 2: watch my special. I have a forty five minute special
Speaker 2: in my bio. Watched that sh run that shit up
Speaker 2: shared at and what else?
Speaker 1: Run that ship up? Shared at? What else? I mean?
Speaker 2: TikTok and Twitter. Well, I'm on there to the same
Speaker 2: handle at Eva Evans Comedy. But I'm very active on.
Speaker 1: Instagram, so on Instagram. Yeah, in terms of we're gonna yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love it. Okay, Well did we learn anything today? Friend, Sidney,
Speaker 1: did you gave great advice? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I try to give I can't remember milestones in my life.
Speaker 2: I don't the ages. I'm like, was I twenty two
Speaker 2: or or solil? Sidney was giving that advice and I
Speaker 2: was like, get a gun.
Speaker 1: Myself. Yeah, especially who's in office, get a gun. Don't
Speaker 1: need it. No, what was I gonna say? Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: we have a show. We have a mess live at.
Speaker 3: Union Hall February the twenty twenty seconds.
Speaker 1: Damn Yeah. I ain't gonna be in La damn no.
Speaker 1: But they need you out there. Yes, please get tickets
Speaker 1: to that. That's the link. Should be in the bio
Speaker 1: by now. And keep giving us reviews. I love them.
Speaker 1: They're so good.
Speaker 3: The reviews are so funny on Spotify and Apple, So
Speaker 3: keep doing that.
Speaker 2: Yes, and also before we go on to say, Lee,
Speaker 2: send us the voicemail right, yeah, stories, it's the email
Speaker 2: is messthepodcast at gmail dot com or call in at
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Speaker 1: See you next week for a moment. Yeah, Welcome Back.
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Speaker 4: podcast created and hosted by Sidney Washington and Marie Foston.
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