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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show is here. Get your butt at the

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Speaker 1: front door. We are super villains ready to overtake the world,

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Speaker 1: the best ready go you've heard in a while, The

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Speaker 1: Jewels Show. If you had an endless amount of money,

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Speaker 1: what celebrity would you like to be buried next? It's

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Speaker 1: a Jewel Show. Me personally, I wouldn't like to be

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Speaker 1: buried next to any celebrity, not when he's still in

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Speaker 1: my shine. When I'm dead and also are dead, who cares?

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Speaker 1: But if you got two million dollars lying around, then

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Speaker 1: you can get a crypt next to Marilyn Monroe and

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Speaker 1: Hugh Hefner. Wow, they're both dead, by the way, celebrities.

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Speaker 1: That's ridiculous. Marilyn row a long time ago, not that

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Speaker 1: long ago. But they apparently they're selling one of the

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Speaker 1: crypts next to theirs where they're buried some Hollywood cemetery

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Speaker 1: for two million dollars. Okay, I mean, I don't know

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Speaker 1: who would pay two million dollars. Someone like bezos really

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Speaker 1: do that? Yeah? And who cares? Because you're dead? Why

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Speaker 1: I don't understand. I guess maybe because people will go

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Speaker 1: visit in then they'll see your name and they'll wonder

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Speaker 1: was to spend two million dollars to be buried to

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Speaker 1: a celebrity would be Jebal Fresh. It would be well,

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Speaker 1: that's because we're married. Yeah, that makes sense. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: I bet you choose John Cena. No, no, no, what

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Speaker 1: but not anymore. I don't even think I spend money

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Speaker 1: to just have an arrow on my headstone, and then

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Speaker 1: like this guy sucked or something like that, like a

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Speaker 1: bad critique of one of their movies, or just the

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Speaker 1: whole critique of one of their movies. It would be

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Speaker 1: I'd be buried next to Ben Affleck, and then just

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Speaker 1: on my tombstone would be a write up of one

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Speaker 1: of the critiques of Geelie, the movie that him and

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Speaker 1: top of mine. Nobody said really saw the movie, but

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Speaker 1: it got I mean, it got such bad reviews. It

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Speaker 1: they were dating the first time, and it was it

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Speaker 1: was called Geelie. I don't remember what it was even about,

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Speaker 1: but so els would be the joke that just keeps

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Speaker 1: X By the way, I don't know that. How many

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Speaker 1: Because it is wild weird. Six times. Tell me that's

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Speaker 1: not an issue that doesn't come up once in a while. Well,

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Speaker 1: Evan on the radio, the Jewels Show on Man, it's

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Speaker 1: another jubile phone Pray Mornings on. That's one. He's hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's Telford Black calling from Agency. I was looking for Michelle. Hi.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Who is Name's telfor Black. I'm sure you've

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Speaker 1: real quick for you. Names telfor Black. I worked for

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Speaker 1: Agency and you recently submitted to a casting ad that

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Speaker 1: we had on Craigslist for a new dating show that

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Speaker 1: I came across my desk and instantly I was like, hello,

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Speaker 1: we have a winner. That sounds good. Hold on, hold on,

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Speaker 1: don't know if you know much about the show. We

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Speaker 1: were pretty vague about it. It is a dating reality show,

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Speaker 1: so you'll be vying for the attention of an eligible suitor.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of like The Bachelor, sort of that kind

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Speaker 1: you currently in a relation? I am not currently dating anyone, okay, awesome.

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Speaker 1: And where do you stand on religion? Um? Okay, I'm agnostic.

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Speaker 1: Don't know what the word means, but that's fine. Does

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Speaker 1: that mean you believe you go to church on Sundays? Ah? No, no,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't. I don't go to church. But you say

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Speaker 1: All right? So the show is called the Vow. Okay? Um,

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Speaker 1: So like at the end of the show, does someone

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Speaker 1: have to get married? Get this? Okay? You're competing to

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Speaker 1: be the love interest of a priest who's taken a

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Speaker 1: name of the game is can you get him to

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Speaker 1: so the point of the show is I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: gonna film the whole thing. You guys go to church

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Speaker 1: and see if you can bag the I don't know

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Speaker 1: what you'd call it, if you can steal his v card.

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Speaker 1: Oh my, I've got to be honest. That sounds really terrible.

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Speaker 1: Does the priest know not a clue? Yeah, he will

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Speaker 1: have no idea? Um, cameras everywhere. Okay, that's just you

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Speaker 1: love it? Do you like it or love it? I'm

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Speaker 1: thinking you love it. It's a great idea for a show. Um,

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Speaker 1: you know, I gotta be honest. I don't think I can.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I can do that. Okay, Well, you

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Speaker 1: also get an endorsement deal out of it for Doritos,

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Speaker 1: going like, Hey, if you think I was tempting, try

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Speaker 1: turning down a derrito. Yeah, I'm sorry, I don't. I

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Speaker 1: but I just I'm not a good fit for that, right. Well,

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Speaker 1: good luck making it in Hollywood. Also, I want to

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Speaker 1: let you know this as a phone prank, so it's

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Speaker 1: not a real phone call. It's actually a prank phone call. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a

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Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your sister tern set you up.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I thought this whole thing was so crazy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I thought that was a pretty good concept for a show.

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Speaker 1: Though you don't think it would work? No, No, I

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Speaker 1: do not think it would work. Yeah, your sister said,

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Speaker 1: did you apply to be on some sort of reality show?

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Speaker 1: And I hope that's not it. Yeah, I'm hoping that's

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Speaker 1: not it too. Wake up every morning with jubil phone

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Speaker 1: pranks The Jewel Show on Demand. First Date follow Up.

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Speaker 1: Isaac is on the phone today for a first Date

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Speaker 1: follow up, and he says he met a girl named

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Speaker 1: Aliyah at the dog grooming salon. Now, what I don't know.

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Speaker 1: What was unclear to me in his email is if

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Speaker 1: he gets his hair done at the dog grooming so long,

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Speaker 1: he's not getting a call back from Eliah and what

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Speaker 1: they did on their day. In just a second, Isaac

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Speaker 1: was up, man, how are you good? How are you

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Speaker 1: pretty good before I find out if you do your

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Speaker 1: been since you talked to Aliyah? It's been like a

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Speaker 1: week and a half. A week and a half, okay, okay?

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Speaker 1: And how many times have you tried to reach her?

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Speaker 1: today's first Date follow up. Isaac is on the phone

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Speaker 1: and Isaac might have been a victim of a pity kiss,

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Speaker 1: He met a girl named Aliyah at the dog grooming salon.

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Speaker 1: This is her Aliah? How are you? This is the

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Speaker 1: any idea who could have emailed us about you? I

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Speaker 1: for having the correct answer. Yeah, Isaac emailed us about you.

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Speaker 1: because I want you to think about this for a second.

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Speaker 1: See if you believe Isaac when he says those are

421
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,440
Speaker 1: just jokes, Leo, would you like to go on another

422
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:51,040
Speaker 1: date with Isaac? We will pay for it. I don't

423
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:55,520
Speaker 1: believe him, and I'm gonna pass. Oh really, I'm just

424
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:59,000
Speaker 1: not ready to move that fast. I mean, it seems

425
00:20:59,119 --> 00:21:02,680
Speaker 1: like the the huge strike against me was that you

426
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:06,440
Speaker 1: thought I liked you too much, which I don't know

427
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,560
Speaker 1: if I'm even sorry about. I did like you, and

428
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:12,879
Speaker 1: I you know, with understanding that there's no commitment to

429
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:16,200
Speaker 1: buy a house or anything else. I would love to

430
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,320
Speaker 1: see you again. I mean, we can go at whatever

431
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:23,000
Speaker 1: speed you on. Obviously, I'm still saying no, Like there

432
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,840
Speaker 1: are a lot of great things about you, but one

433
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:28,399
Speaker 1: thing that I stick by is that I have to

434
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Speaker 1: go at my own pace, and I just don't think you. Yeah,

435
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,600
Speaker 1: we're just not on the same page. All right, Well

436
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Speaker 1: then I accept that and good luck. But I will

437
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:42,160
Speaker 1: say if we you know, if we run into each

438
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,600
Speaker 1: other in a dog Park or the groomer again or something.

439
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,200
Speaker 1: Then I hope you'll agree that it's faded and we

440
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:53,080
Speaker 1: should elope Jubils First Gate follow Up The Jewels Show

441
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:59,680
Speaker 1: on demand Jubils Dirty Little Secret. Time for somebody to confess.

442
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:02,520
Speaker 1: There's ends time for your dirty little secret text in

443
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Speaker 1: four one to six one. If you have a dirty

444
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,159
Speaker 1: little secret, I'll have to do is let us know,

445
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,720
Speaker 1: and we will let you say whatever you want on

446
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,440
Speaker 1: the show. And you can feel free to say anything

447
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,679
Speaker 1: because nobody knows who you are. We don't even ask

448
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Speaker 1: what your name is. That's why everybody gets a fake

449
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:14,080
Speaker 1: anonymous nickname when they want to tell us a secret.

450
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:16,600
Speaker 1: And I don't have a fake name. So I'm going

451
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,480
Speaker 1: to throw it on over to Alex Fresh. Alex, do

452
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:21,440
Speaker 1: you have a name? Always got a name? Okay, what's

453
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:24,159
Speaker 1: today's Yeah, the lucky winner today on the phone is

454
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Speaker 1: the hermit? The hermit. The hermit like a crab Nope,

455
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Speaker 1: or like a guy who lives in a cave. Yes,

456
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Speaker 1: and hills the hermit. Everybody knows the hermit. That's you

457
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,879
Speaker 1: on the phone in your cave. Hello, Hi, Hi, sounds

458
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Speaker 1: like she's in her Yeah, yeah, it is the reception

459
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:45,720
Speaker 1: bed hermits, you know, don't really they're not around people

460
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Speaker 1: a lot, not a lot of human interaction that makes sense.

461
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Speaker 1: What's up? How are you your hermit? Hey? I love it.

462
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:56,480
Speaker 1: The hermit sounds like you love it. Yeah, So you

463
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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret that you want to tell

464
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Speaker 1: us about. Yeah, I do um. When I was in

465
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Speaker 1: middle school a few years back, I used to play

466
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Speaker 1: basketball and I was guarding this girl and I was

467
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,920
Speaker 1: chewing gum, which was a bad idea of course, while

468
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:17,320
Speaker 1: playing basketball, and it fell out and it just so

469
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:21,399
Speaker 1: happened to fall out in her hair. Oh no, it

470
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:24,200
Speaker 1: was like, you know, like a bubblicious gum, you know,

471
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:27,840
Speaker 1: not the very subtle kind of gum. And she didn't

472
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Speaker 1: notice until after practice and she's in the locker room

473
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Speaker 1: and she noticed that it was all bunched up in

474
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Speaker 1: her hair, and by that time there was just no

475
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:40,400
Speaker 1: no salvation for her. She ended up having to go, huh.

476
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:43,440
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, if you get gum in long

477
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:46,440
Speaker 1: hair and to cut it out, No, there's things you

478
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Speaker 1: can do and try and get it out. First. Peanut butter,

479
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:52,680
Speaker 1: really a coconut oil ice. I know you're going to

480
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Speaker 1: freeze the hair. I make that up. You freeze the guma. No,

481
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:57,800
Speaker 1: that doesn't work. No, I don't even know where I

482
00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:59,720
Speaker 1: heard that or thought that. Maybe just Kenry right now,

483
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:02,200
Speaker 1: so it maybe it is. Maybe I'm tripping, but I

484
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:05,159
Speaker 1: would think that freezing it. Yeah, I don't going to

485
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,960
Speaker 1: help anything. I feel like I heard that somewhere. Hey,

486
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:12,359
Speaker 1: hermit telling us a dirty little secret about getting gum

487
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,960
Speaker 1: and someone's here when you were playing basketball? Have you

488
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:15,760
Speaker 1: heard that if you put ice on gum, if it

489
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,280
Speaker 1: gets kind of your hair, it's easier to get out.

490
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Speaker 1: I don't know about the ice thing. I did hear

491
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Speaker 1: about the peanut butter? Okay, so did you use peanut

492
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Speaker 1: butter on her hair? You know? Um, we were in

493
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Speaker 1: school and there was no peanut butter, and by that time,

494
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:33,560
Speaker 1: I'm I'm talking like it was so budged up in

495
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 1: her hair that there was just there was nothing in

496
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:38,720
Speaker 1: the world that could really help it. I mean, like,

497
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:43,160
Speaker 1: did she know that the peanut butter in the world? Huh?

498
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Speaker 1: Did she know that it was youl chewing gum? No?

499
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 1: I didn't speak up. I was scared because she just

500
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,359
Speaker 1: started balling, crying, and you know, they were just trying

501
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 1: the teacher and the coach were just trying to get

502
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 1: some of it out but they couldn't. Um, so mom

503
00:24:57,119 --> 00:25:04,200
Speaker 1: ended up taking her to the lawn. What, No, and

504
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:08,320
Speaker 1: what does that mean she cut her hair? Okay? I

505
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,480
Speaker 1: was like, did just took her there to style it?

506
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 1: So they cut it? No, they ended up cutting her

507
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:17,359
Speaker 1: hair and it was kind of botschi too, because I

508
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 1: don't think she was ready to go for on bold. No. Wow,

509
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:24,239
Speaker 1: that's terrible. You know that there are ways to get

510
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:26,160
Speaker 1: gum out of hair, and that would be my last

511
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,320
Speaker 1: resort if I have long hair. But I looked it

512
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:29,960
Speaker 1: up real quick because I want to see if Jewel

513
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 1: was making some things up, and it probably was the number.

514
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,640
Speaker 1: There's four things that they recommend to get gum out

515
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:39,360
Speaker 1: of hair. Once peanut butter and then cooking oils, olive oil, oil,

516
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 1: cooking oil, oh, because you can set your hair on fire,

517
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 1: vinegar apparently, and ice cubes. Yeah I was ready. Yeah, Wow,

518
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 1: it's waited that you know that. I don't know how

519
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 1: I know that. That is strange. Yeah, says if using

520
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 1: oil is too messy, you can use ice to freeze

521
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,120
Speaker 1: the gum off. Wow, what the hell? So? Yeah, we're

522
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 1: dumb Evan. Wow, I guess we are so am I No,

523
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,280
Speaker 1: you're smart, but I don't know how I know that

524
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,360
Speaker 1: in a past life he probably had gum in his head.

525
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 1: He probably did probably I probably do right now and

526
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 1: don't even know it. Well, thanks for telling us your

527
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:13,879
Speaker 1: dirty little secret. And we all learned something today even

528
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,640
Speaker 1: though I already knew, but I still learned. Don't cut

529
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,800
Speaker 1: your hair if you get gum in it. But I

530
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:22,720
Speaker 1: sent it peanut butter, peanut butter, Julie time. Thank you, guys.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little Secret? The Jebel Show on demand

532
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Speaker 1: And welcome to the i n N, The Idiot News

533
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Speaker 1: Network where idiots aren't just in the news. For Thursday

534
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Speaker 1: August nineteen, twenty twenty one. I'm Jewel Fresh and if

535
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Speaker 1: you want to lose weight, sit on the couch for

536
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:42,119
Speaker 1: hours drinking high fruit toast corn syrup. Tell you more

537
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:43,880
Speaker 1: on that in just a second, but first let's meet

538
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Speaker 1: the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and I used to think

539
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 1: that men fully matured in their forties, but a love

540
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:52,399
Speaker 1: triangle between three A List celebrities has proven me wrong. Okay,

541
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 1: And I'm English Evan and is there a new terrifying

542
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:58,480
Speaker 1: species roaming the streets near you. More on those stories

543
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Speaker 1: than just a second before your first started the day

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Speaker 1: Today and the Iron the Eadian News Network aren't just

545
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 1: in therews they report the news. This seems like it

546
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 1: might be dangerous information for people to have. A new

547
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:09,439
Speaker 1: study found that two hours of playing video games can

548
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:13,720
Speaker 1: burn as many calories as a thousand sit ups because

549
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,880
Speaker 1: their brain. Keep in mind that this research was done

550
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:21,119
Speaker 1: by a gaming app called Steakster, and so it might

551
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 1: be skewed a little bit. Yes, but researchers use smart

552
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 1: devices like fitbits to track heart rates and calories burned

553
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 1: while people play video games or did sit ups, and

554
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,879
Speaker 1: two hours of video games is about equal to a

555
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 1: thousand sit ups. I guess maybe it's because you're a

556
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,160
Speaker 1: heart rate and stuff you get excited. I have no idea,

557
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:37,639
Speaker 1: but now you know there's going to be people that

558
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,639
Speaker 1: have been playing video games all day and like, we

559
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:42,240
Speaker 1: know some of my workout. Yeah, well there you go.

560
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 1: So if you want to lose weight, just play some

561
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 1: video games. This is the i n N, the Idian

562
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:48,680
Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news. For

563
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 1: our next story of the day, Listening on over Alex Pray.

564
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 1: I shoos in Hollywood in the middle of a love triangle. No,

565
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 1: I'm in New York actually, where a Rod was sent

566
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:02,080
Speaker 1: pizzas right to his mansion in the Hampton's. Okay, so

567
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 1: Ben affleckt and Jlo have been hot and heavy ever since,

568
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 1: like three minutes after her and a Rod split up.

569
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 1: If he looks back, well, a New York pizza owner

570
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 1: has come out and said that Ben Affleck orders several

571
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 1: pizzas and had them delivered straight to a Rod's Hampton

572
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 1: and all that he had requested to how on the

573
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 1: pizza was chicken? Chicken? So is he caulling him a chicken? Oh? Wow?

574
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,119
Speaker 1: Is he? Why would he send pizza to him with

575
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,920
Speaker 1: chicken on it? If you're trying to taunt a Rod?

576
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 1: I feel like a Rod would beat Ben Affleck in

577
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 1: a fight. Was Batman, and he looked pretty ripped for

578
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 1: that role, big guy. But Affleck is three years older

579
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 1: than a Rod, right, and a Rod's a professional athlete

580
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 1: and still probably has a lot of Royds in assistance.

581
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 1: It's from big though. Yeah, you get the grade going, yeah,

582
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 1: text in four one, O six one, Who do you

583
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 1: think would win in a fight Ben Affleck or a Rod.

584
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 1: I'm going also texted a four one six one Ben

585
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:51,959
Speaker 1: and Jen or Jalo and a Rod. I like Ben

586
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 1: and Jen. I like Jlo and a Rod more. I

587
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 1: like Ben and Jen. It sounds better. And also I

588
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,480
Speaker 1: just think they're better. I don't know they dated before

589
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 1: and then like ever since, literally three minutes after they

590
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 1: broke up, after Rad and Jail broke up, like she

591
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 1: was already back with Ben. I know exactly what she

592
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 1: wanted to see. By dang, dude, she cannot be single, No,

593
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 1: she can't. That's all I have. Sending it back to you,

594
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Access is the i n N,

595
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

596
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 1: For our next story of the day, let's send it

597
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Speaker 1: on order English Evan who was currently roaming the streets, Yes,

598
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 1: roaming the streets of Florida, And I kind of lied.

599
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 1: This isn't about a new species because my story is

600
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 1: from nineteen forty eight. So a man called Tony Signorini.

601
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 1: He wore thirty pound three toed lead shoes and stomped

602
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 1: around Florida at night. That was his like thing that

603
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:36,760
Speaker 1: he liked to do. And because of the footprints that

604
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 1: he was leaving. People thought a fifteen foot tall penguin

605
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 1: and they thought that for ten years. He kept the

606
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 1: prank cup for ten years. Wow, ultimate troll. Yeah, yeah,

607
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 1: that's an awesome troll. And why is his making news now?

608
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 1: Did they just find out? Well, it wasn't revealed until

609
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 1: forty years later, so they found out in nineteen eighty

610
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 1: eight what was actually going on? But I don't know

611
00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 1: why it's making news now. I just think by him.

612
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 1: Did he released a new ard like somebody else? No,

613
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 1: I think someone else released news. Sometimes these stories, I

614
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 1: wonder why they're coming out now if they already found

615
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 1: out it was a hope or think I die? Maybe,

616
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 1: oh maybe he died maybe as well? Oh maybe yeah,

617
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 1: Oh that would be awesome, would be hilarious. Yeah, if

618
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 1: you keep it up for that long. Is there a

619
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,719
Speaker 1: prank that you guys have kept up for a long time? Um?

620
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 1: One prank I did keep up for a while, like

621
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Speaker 1: during the day was when I would turn the TV

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Speaker 1: off on one of my exes. I kept turning the

623
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Speaker 1: TV off and they didn't know why. It was like

624
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 1: back of the day when you could turn the TV

625
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Speaker 1: off with other remote and they thought it was broken.

626
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 1: The TV was broken, and they turn it back on.

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00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 1: They'd be like hitting the TV se that, or they

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00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 1: take a remote with him and then they turned the

629
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Speaker 1: TV on at someone else's house on when they get

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Speaker 1: there or something, so they think their TV's kurt, their

631
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Speaker 1: house is haunted or something. Yeah, yeah, a little things

632
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 1: you can do with TV. I think people would be

633
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 1: surprised about. I haven't really done a lot of pranks,

634
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 1: even though I do prank phone calls. The phone prank came,

635
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 1: but I don't. I don't really do pranks. I'm not

636
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 1: really a big prankster. I don't dig pranks that much.

637
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll come up with it. I should do a prank.

638
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 1: I want to be a good prankster, but I just

639
00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 1: don't have that much like in energy. I think that's

640
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 1: what it is. I just don't care enough. You're like

641
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 1: this guy kept it out for ten years. Yeah. For me,

642
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 1: I never would want to in the prank because that

643
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 1: would be the prank on top of the prank. So

644
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,480
Speaker 1: if I was that guy stomping around Florida in these

645
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 1: shoes making people think there's a giant penguin, I would

646
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 1: never tell ever, So people had to still die wondering,

647
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 1: not even in your will. Maybe I was like a

648
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 1: ha ha, yeah, I guess my will I would yeah yeah,

649
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 1: or on my tombstone. Yeah, I remember that giant penguin

650
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 1: that was me. Yeah, put it in your will. That's

651
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:30,160
Speaker 1: what you want on your tolstone. Yeah. Oh see you're

652
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 1: about solution job lady. That means the I n N

653
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: has come tune in for the day job. Don't worry,

654
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 1: We'll do it again, same time tomorrow. Los yoke job.

655
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 1: You're about to lose yoke job, have to lose yoke

656
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 1: joining me. And that was the I n N, the

657
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots not just in the news,

658
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 1: they report the news in tomorrow the same time for another. Wow,

659
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 1: that's a hard hitting report, isn't it? Report from the

660
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 1: I's a hard any one? The Jebel Show on demand,

661
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 1: it's another jewbil phone frame day morning. So's hello, Hi,

662
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 1: this is Sad calling from restaurant. I was looking for Lena. Lena.

663
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 1: Oh Lena, that's right. It would be with a hearty,

664
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 1: wouldn't it. Hi? Lena, how are you? I'm fine? Thanks?

665
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 1: How are you? I'm well? Thank you for asking. I'm

666
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 1: calling you because I see that you have a reservation

667
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: booked for a week from today at our establishment, and

668
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 1: you booked it online. And I was calling to just

669
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 1: sort of have a conversation with you really quickly, if

670
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 1: you have a moment, just a few I'm at work, okay,

671
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 1: because I think I don't need to tell you that

672
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 1: our restaurant is very special and it's very hard to

673
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 1: get a reservation here. And that's why, as a host

674
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,960
Speaker 1: of our establishment, I do call people from time to

675
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 1: time to check in and let them know a few

676
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 1: of the guidelines when dining at our establishment. Okay. And

677
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 1: the reason that I felt the need to ring you

678
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 1: is because I do my research as well when anybody

679
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 1: books with us for a table. Is there a problem, Well,

680
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 1: I guess I should have suspected a combative attitude, shouldn't

681
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:30,480
Speaker 1: I There is not a problem yet, but I do

682
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 1: have to vet you. Do you know what that means?

683
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 1: Do you know the word vet means? I do know

684
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 1: what the word that is. I have a master's degree.

685
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you have a master's degree that it seems

686
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 1: like you have a personal issue with me. Would you

687
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 1: like to clarify what that is? Well, it's not so

688
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:50,480
Speaker 1: much a personal issue because I don't know you personally.

689
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 1: I do like the fact that you said you have

690
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 1: a master's degree. I just don't know what that means

691
00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:01,920
Speaker 1: because I just didn't know that trade schools gave master's

692
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 1: degrees or bachelor degrees or doctorates. I thought there was

693
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 1: more of a certificate you got. I have a master's

694
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 1: degree from the University of Berkeley. Oh, a great school

695
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 1: last I heard. That explains it. Okay, so not one

696
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 1: of the best schools, but in okay school great. Thank

697
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 1: you for letting me know that. That was one of

698
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 1: my questions. Where did you graduate? I am speaking about

699
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 1: you right now, so let's focus on you have called

700
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 1: it upon yourself to question me. I'd like to know

701
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,839
Speaker 1: first of all, your laugh name so that I can

702
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 1: talk to whoever employs you. And second of all, I

703
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:41,240
Speaker 1: don't know where the you get off to question my credential.

704
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,480
Speaker 1: I looked at your instagram. That's where I get off,

705
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,719
Speaker 1: and judging from your Instagram, I'm not sure if you're

706
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:51,760
Speaker 1: really the type of patron we want in here yourself?

707
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 1: Who on earth do you think you are? I've worked

708
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,720
Speaker 1: in customer service, I've paid my own way to college.

709
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 1: I've worked in customer service. I'm assuming you're talking about

710
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 1: a call s or for some cell phone company or something.

711
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 1: What is going on here? What's going on here is,

712
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 1: like I said, I need to vet you to see

713
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,839
Speaker 1: if you're up to I feel like you think I'm

714
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 1: a labordoodle and I'm not. And this isn't funny, I understand.

715
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 1: Come down there and get in your face. I'm going

716
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 1: to go ahead and google what vet means for you

717
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:23,799
Speaker 1: so that the next time I use it you won't

718
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:26,200
Speaker 1: be confused. Well, have you heard of face? It means

719
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 1: you have a bet for a face, and you can

720
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:31,520
Speaker 1: go ahead and cancel my reservation. Whoever you are, Dad,

721
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 1: I'm going to find out, and I'm going to have

722
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 1: your head on an actual wrought iron pike. In other words, Dad,

723
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 1: there will be a wrought iron pike your because you

724
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 1: haven't for a face. Okay, I think at this point,

725
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:46,879
Speaker 1: I'm going just going to tell you it's a prank

726
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 1: phone call, because none of that sounds very fun, does it.

727
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 1: Pardon me? This is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show

728
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,359
Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you and your boyfriend Edwin

729
00:35:56,480 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 1: set you up. Why why would you think that's funny. Well,

730
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 1: he said that you you've been trying to get into

731
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:05,839
Speaker 1: this really fancy restaurant for a while and finally got

732
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 1: a reservation and he was giving you crap for it.

733
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 1: So I still stand by what I said. You haven't

734
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:15,920
Speaker 1: thank you wake up every morning with Jubil phone pranks

735
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 1: the Jebil Show on demand. It's time Floor of the

736
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,320
Speaker 1: Roses only on the Jewbil Show. The other day we

737
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:27,240
Speaker 1: read that stat on the show that sixty two percent

738
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 1: of couples in long relationships, one of the people in

739
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 1: that relationship has somebody on the back burner, usually like

740
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 1: an X or something that they're like, well, when this

741
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 1: doesn't work out, because if you have someone on the blackburner,

742
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 1: it's probably your it's probably when, not if, When this

743
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 1: doesn't work out, I'm gonna go back to them. And

744
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:44,279
Speaker 1: we brought up people who are high school sweethearts. You

745
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 1: know we've been together forever. How rare that is? Yeah, Well,

746
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,360
Speaker 1: on the phone right now for War of the Roses

747
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 1: to catch a Cheater is Dreya and she thinks that

748
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:56,959
Speaker 1: her husband at Jason, might be cheating on her. Guess

749
00:36:57,040 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 1: what what? They were high school sweethearts and now she

750
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 1: thinks you might be cheating, which sucks. So, Drea, thank

751
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 1: you for your email. I know it's not exactly the

752
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:06,800
Speaker 1: most fun thing to come on the show about, but

753
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 1: while you tell us what's going on. Yeah, So Jason

754
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 1: and I we went to high school together and it

755
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:17,960
Speaker 1: was awesome, like we were high school sweethearts, totally in love,

756
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 1: like all through high school and like not exactly the

757
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 1: most favorite decision by our parents, but we got married

758
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 1: right after high school. So and then we went to

759
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 1: college and to college college was awesome, and we supported

760
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:35,240
Speaker 1: each other, you know, through that whole you know, journey

761
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 1: and all the weird things that happened. But we're still

762
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 1: strong couple. And now we're both adults in our careers

763
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 1: and you know, things have been good. And but so

764
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,759
Speaker 1: you know, social media, all that stuff that comes into

765
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 1: play is just part of life now. And so you

766
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,239
Speaker 1: know how like on Instagram you can have like you

767
00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 1: can share your stories with like just a specific group

768
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 1: of friends that you pick. Oh yeah, like close friends, right, yeah,

769
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:05,719
Speaker 1: like you're close friends feature that you got on there.

770
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 1: Well I'm not in his close friends feature and that

771
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:10,840
Speaker 1: doesn't really bother me. I mean, wait, why does that

772
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 1: bother you? That really bother me? Like, so, are you

773
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 1: talking about like the green feature like in a story,

774
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 1: like the green like circle around it? Yeah, totally so.

775
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:22,440
Speaker 1: And that's only for like select people can see those stories,

776
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 1: and you're not in it. Yeah. I mean I just

777
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 1: noticed that I wasn't included in his close friends on

778
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 1: his stories. That's weird. Yeah, it's weird because like just

779
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,400
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, I just realized, oh, I'm not

780
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 1: seeing his stories anymore. I don't know, I don't know why.

781
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:41,279
Speaker 1: And so I thought maybe I didn't know if he

782
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 1: wasn't posting or what. And I mean, I know there's

783
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:46,400
Speaker 1: stuff up there, but I just wasn't part of it.

784
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 1: It was really weird, you know. Yeah. Yeah. And then

785
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 1: I went to Facebook and I noticed that I'm like,

786
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:57,880
Speaker 1: there's several posts that he's put up that he blocks

787
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 1: me from into, like you know, you can it from

788
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:04,239
Speaker 1: certain people that he's hidden from me. And it's like, well,

789
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:08,239
Speaker 1: what were they? There were these photos of like these

790
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:11,800
Speaker 1: girls in these outfits that were like you know, like

791
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: the black stuff with spikes on it, like real kind

792
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 1: of edgy look at like he's never really been into

793
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 1: that kind of thing as long as I was he

794
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 1: had a concert or something or where was he taking

795
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:26,720
Speaker 1: these pictures? I mean he was out with his buddies

796
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 1: one night. I mean I just assume that he was

797
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:30,799
Speaker 1: just out with them, like they just go do all

798
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 1: kinds of random stuff, and I shoot, it was something

799
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 1: like that that he was at. To me, it looked

800
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 1: like those girls that are kind of like beer girls,

801
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:41,799
Speaker 1: you know, or the girls that are always an event, right.

802
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 1: And when I saw it, when I saw the picture,

803
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 1: I mean, that completely pissed me off because I'm like,

804
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 1: what are you trying to hide? Like why he got

805
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:53,799
Speaker 1: a post like that? Right? Reason? Yeah, that would piss

806
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:55,560
Speaker 1: me off. That is definitely shady. I don't want to

807
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 1: racial suspicions, but it doesn't sound like he's doing something.

808
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,040
Speaker 1: Have you thought of a way that we could to

809
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 1: set him up that isn't suspect? Yeah? This is actually

810
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 1: this works out really good. Um. Last week he was

811
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 1: supposed to get a filling at the dentist office and

812
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 1: when he was there, it took them forever, like he

813
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,360
Speaker 1: was there for like over an hour waiting and they

814
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 1: ended up canceling on him. So he definitely has to

815
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,719
Speaker 1: have that reschedule, so you could call him and say

816
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:24,800
Speaker 1: that you're like from the dentist office. That's easy and yeah, okay,

817
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:30,839
Speaker 1: he totally legit. So what's the name of your dentist doctor? Okay, cool,

818
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:32,879
Speaker 1: all right, yeah, that's easy. And then we can just say, hey,

819
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,920
Speaker 1: who do you feel so bad about having to reschedule

820
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 1: like that? We're gonna send some flowers and then we'll

821
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 1: see who he wants to send. Excuse me getting choked up,

822
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:44,799
Speaker 1: he wants to send the flowers to you, or if

823
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 1: he gives someone else's name. Okay, okay, okay, all right,

824
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 1: we'll play a song come back and then call him

825
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 1: and see if he is cheating with your War of

826
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:54,359
Speaker 1: the Roses to Catch Cheater right, or to this it's

827
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,280
Speaker 1: a jewel show in the middle of War of the Roses,

828
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:57,840
Speaker 1: to catch a cheater if you're just joining us. And

829
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,799
Speaker 1: Drea is on the phone and she thinks that her

830
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:02,799
Speaker 1: might be cheating on her. They've been together since high

831
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,840
Speaker 1: school high school sweethearts, and no actually thinks he might

832
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,799
Speaker 1: be cheating on her because he's been gone a lot.

833
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 1: And she noticed the other day on Instagram that he

834
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 1: has like a close friends thing for his story. She's

835
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 1: not in the close friends, so he's putting stuff out

836
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,760
Speaker 1: there he doesn't want her to see. Also, he's blocked

837
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:19,840
Speaker 1: her from a few posts that he's put on Facebook,

838
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:23,280
Speaker 1: and that's weird. And they're post posing with other women

839
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:27,360
Speaker 1: at bars, and so she's pretty sure something's going on.

840
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,719
Speaker 1: He's onto something. I wish I could console you and

841
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,280
Speaker 1: say that there isn't, but I mean, it definitely sounds shady.

842
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,359
Speaker 1: So we're about to call him and try to find

843
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 1: out if he is cheating. He recently, Drea told us

844
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 1: that he recently had a Dennis appointment that got canceled

845
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 1: on him. So we're gonna call him the didnist's office

846
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 1: and then offering flowers to send to someone and see

847
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 1: if he gives us his wife's name, which is Drea,

848
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:50,879
Speaker 1: or someone else's name. All right, Drea, you're ready to go? Yeah,

849
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 1: I'm ready. Okay, I'm gonna die. The phone number right now,

850
00:41:54,040 --> 00:42:10,360
Speaker 1: and it was doctor Okay, Hello, Hi, this is Jorban

851
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 1: calling from doctor's office looking for Jason. Oh yeah, this

852
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:16,719
Speaker 1: is him. I'm sorry to bother you, but I am

853
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 1: calling because we we we recently canceled on you. Yeah, yeah,

854
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 1: and feel bad about that, because then you gotta get

855
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 1: some feelings in your tooth because cavity. Yeah, that's what

856
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:31,800
Speaker 1: I tried to come in last week to get. Yeah. Yeah, anyway,

857
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,839
Speaker 1: I want to get you rescheduled. That's why I'm calling good,

858
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 1: all right, good, And I can tell you that you

859
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 1: don't sound happy that it got canceled. I'm just annoyed,

860
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:42,759
Speaker 1: right yeah. Like I sat there for an hour, you know,

861
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 1: a leafing through magazine, playing around my phone, and then

862
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:47,320
Speaker 1: like you called me while I was in the lobby

863
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 1: saying it was canceled, Like come on, man, like you

864
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:53,279
Speaker 1: have a business to rund. I have an afternoon like

865
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:55,400
Speaker 1: I got. I got away from work for it. So anyway,

866
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,319
Speaker 1: the long story short, I'm not gonna get into it now.

867
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,359
Speaker 1: I'm still a little bit up over it. Just get

868
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 1: let's just get re scheduled. I'll get you scheduled in

869
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 1: just a second. But I want to let you know

870
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 1: that doctor wanted to just offer you something to say sorry,

871
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 1: and so he'd like to extend the offer of a

872
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 1: free teeth whitening kit and also a dozen red roses

873
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 1: that you can send to anybody you want to kind

874
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 1: of stay sorry. I appreciate you guys acknowledging that this

875
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:24,759
Speaker 1: was a crappy situation, so thank you for that. And

876
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 1: the teeth whitening kit. That sounds fair. And the roads

877
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 1: are nice too. That's so all right, let's just get

878
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 1: this rescheduled. Let's do it. Um. First of all, you

879
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:34,799
Speaker 1: can either pick up the teeth whitening stuff. We can

880
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,359
Speaker 1: send it. It's up to you. The flowers though, Um,

881
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,240
Speaker 1: do you want to send them just to your place

882
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 1: or do you want to send them to somebody? All right?

883
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:49,880
Speaker 1: All right, um, yeah, let's do it. Can you can you?

884
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:53,319
Speaker 1: Can you send them to Michelle? And then the last

885
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 1: name on that one? Michelle? Got it? Cool? I got

886
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 1: that name down. And is there anything you want to

887
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 1: put in a card? Can you? Can you write, um,

888
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:09,839
Speaker 1: thinking about you and then draw a little winky face.

889
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,399
Speaker 1: Um well, it's like a print out thing, so maybe

890
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:15,840
Speaker 1: I could have them do an emoji. I don't know

891
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 1: if they draw it on there, but thinking about you

892
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 1: and then um, I'll ask if they can do an emoji.

893
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 1: I'm sure they can, or they can type a little

894
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,800
Speaker 1: winkie I'm sure. Okay, Yeah, that shouldn't be a problem.

895
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:28,239
Speaker 1: All right, Thinking about you? Thinking, So, who's Michelle? Wow,

896
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:31,359
Speaker 1: she's um, she's someone I'm met at a bark couple

897
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 1: weeks back. We've just been hanging out. It's it's been

898
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:36,759
Speaker 1: fun nice. Well. I hope that relationship doesn't turn into

899
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 1: a cavity for you. That can do in your marriage

900
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 1: if it did very well, Yeah, yeah it's gonna Jason's

901
00:44:50,400 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? Oh? Is Michelle dre Wait? What

902
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:02,279
Speaker 1: are you doing on this on the Are you at

903
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 1: the dentist office right now? No, she's not. This is

904
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: actually the Jewel Show. My name is Jewel, my name

905
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 1: is Alex, my name is English Evan, and your wife's

906
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:11,439
Speaker 1: name is drey Aa Michelle. And she's on the phone

907
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 1: because she thought you might be cheating on her. And

908
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:21,879
Speaker 1: I think everybody's wondering, great, who's Michelle? Jed? First off,

909
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:26,239
Speaker 1: what are you doing getting a radio show involved in this? Like,

910
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 1: you know, we could have had this conversation at home privately.

911
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 1: I could have filled you in with everything that's going on.

912
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 1: Like now you're you're coming after me, You're ambushing me,

913
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 1: Like what the hell I thought we were married? How

914
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 1: to dare return this around on me? You can't turn

915
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 1: this around on me. Okay, you're the one. I knew

916
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 1: you were up to something, and I tried to talk

917
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 1: to you at one point, but you were just too

918
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 1: damn busy. Okay, right here, this is why I'm leaving you,

919
00:45:57,560 --> 00:46:00,399
Speaker 1: all right. I didn't want to don't want to any

920
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:04,359
Speaker 1: further than after you. I'm I'm with somebody else. Wow, whoa,

921
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 1: And I'm I'm going to leave you. I wanted to

922
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:09,800
Speaker 1: put all of our du ro first. I wanted to

923
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 1: make sure that I had a place to stay. But no, no,

924
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:18,359
Speaker 1: I'm out. Okay, I was saying. I did not neither

925
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:21,840
Speaker 1: did I. Oh my god. No, I'm sick of this.

926
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,919
Speaker 1: I'm sick of I'm sick of your attitude. I'm sick

927
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:25,719
Speaker 1: of the way you approached stuff like this, and I'm

928
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 1: sick of the fact that, for the last I don't know,

929
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:31,279
Speaker 1: ten plus years, we've had more arguments than we have

930
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:36,359
Speaker 1: had sex. I've counted. I'm counted, and I'm done. I'm

931
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: done with all your games. I'm done with this stupid nightmare. Wow, Drea,

932
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:48,839
Speaker 1: I'm man, he hung up. I did not. I didn't

933
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:54,320
Speaker 1: expect that, you know, I mean, I will try. I

934
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 1: don't know what to say Yeah, did you expect that

935
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 1: kind of an attitude? I mean, have you guys been

936
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:03,839
Speaker 1: having problems like that where you know, like he said,

937
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 1: he's planning on leaving already, So I guess that's why

938
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:08,440
Speaker 1: he would block you from stuff because he probably didn't care.

939
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:13,320
Speaker 1: But he's not. I mean, like, yeah, we fought like

940
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 1: every other couple. We fight like normal. This is like

941
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 1: there's something else going on. I don't even know what

942
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 1: it is. I had no clue, Like I knew something

943
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 1: was up, but I didn't I did not expect him

944
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 1: to react like this at all. Yeah, I'm sorry that

945
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:34,920
Speaker 1: that happened. Um, well, at least you don't have to

946
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 1: wonder if he was lying to you or not. I

947
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 1: guess that's one positive thing. I know the truth now

948
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:46,560
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know what I'm even gonna do now. Yeah,

949
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 1: it's like a lot to yeah, think about it once.

950
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 1: Lots of process. Everybody's always okay, Yeah, you're everybody always

951
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 1: gets through it whatever it is, and they're okay. Like

952
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:00,319
Speaker 1: you know, there's a lot of people that go through

953
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 1: the same thing you're going through right now, and they

954
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 1: come out on the other side. And a lot of

955
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 1: times if you're in a relationship like the one that

956
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:07,320
Speaker 1: sounds like you're in you come out and you're like,

957
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:11,319
Speaker 1: you're thankful. Actually you're like, man, I'm so happy now.

958
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:16,800
Speaker 1: I hope, So, I really hope. So are you packing

959
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 1: your stuff? Sounds like yeah, I'm just trying to figure

960
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:22,840
Speaker 1: out what to do. Like I don't know what to

961
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:25,319
Speaker 1: do right now. I need to make some phone calls. Yeah,

962
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 1: we'll let you go and reach out if you need

963
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:30,360
Speaker 1: anything from the show that we can possibly help with.

964
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:34,400
Speaker 1: But you know, I appreciate you, guys. I'm sorry you

965
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 1: were part of this. No, I'm glad we could help.

966
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:42,359
Speaker 1: Yeah in a way. Okay, bye. The Jewils shows were

967
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:49,320
Speaker 1: of the Roses. The Jewils Show on demand Jubils Dirty

968
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 1: Little Secret. Time for your dirty little secret. Remember text

969
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:53,320
Speaker 1: at four one six one. If you have a secret,

970
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 1: you can tell us anything, literally whatever you want. Because

971
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:57,800
Speaker 1: we don't even ask what your name is. You always

972
00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:59,799
Speaker 1: remain anonymous. That's why everybody calls in to tell us

973
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 1: a little secret, gets a fake anonymous nickname and on

974
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:04,439
Speaker 1: the phone right now to tell us their dirty little

975
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:07,759
Speaker 1: secret is mister was a bear was a fuzzy was

976
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 1: He was the bear as a bear is the last name?

977
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:11,879
Speaker 1: So is that like a real character of something. Well,

978
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 1: it's like a nursery rhyme? Right, Oh, never heard it?

979
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:15,839
Speaker 1: You never heard that? No? Is it similarly the tongue

980
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:17,799
Speaker 1: twisted one, like she sells sea shells by the sea

981
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 1: sho hold them. I'll figure this out, but I'll say

982
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:24,439
Speaker 1: hi to them. Hello Fuzzy? Was he was a bear? Hello? Hello?

983
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 1: I definitely am not familiar with that nursery rhyme? You

984
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 1: made it up? Maybe I did. I'm gonna have to

985
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 1: google that. But anyway, thanks for coming on the show.

986
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:38,880
Speaker 1: You have a Dirty Little Secrets tells? Yeah, yeah, so um.

987
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 1: I'm not proud of it obviously, otherwise it wouldn't be

988
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:48,000
Speaker 1: like a dirty little secret. But I don't think that

989
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 1: I'm the worst person ever, you know. At the same time, Okay,

990
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 1: basically I stole my parking space this morning at work.

991
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 1: You stole it when somebody was pulling and you stole

992
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:03,919
Speaker 1: it from them. Uh No, just just slightly a little

993
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:07,840
Speaker 1: worse than that. But it was just a comedy of

994
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:10,840
Speaker 1: errors this morning, Like I got up, I was running

995
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 1: late already, I carful with a friend and like she

996
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 1: was having issues and it was just it was one

997
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 1: of those days where traffick didn't, you know, work with us,

998
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:23,880
Speaker 1: It worked straight against us, and every light seemed to

999
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:27,360
Speaker 1: be a red light, and I was just, honestly, we

1000
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:29,319
Speaker 1: probably could have made it to work. You sound very

1001
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 1: fa you're amped. Yeah, Well, listen. The parking lot that

1002
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 1: we have at our work, we share it with three

1003
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 1: other businesses, and it's not even big enough for one

1004
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:43,280
Speaker 1: of them. So like, if you don't get there early,

1005
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:46,319
Speaker 1: there's no parking spots and you have to either park

1006
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 1: on the street or like park up the street. And

1007
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:53,000
Speaker 1: it's just so freaking annoying. So we get there and

1008
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:56,400
Speaker 1: we're already running late. I don't even really get anxious

1009
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:59,080
Speaker 1: that much anymore. Well, you're giving me anxiety. Just listen,

1010
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:05,239
Speaker 1: you talk about this, Well think so I think how

1011
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:08,719
Speaker 1: you feel currently right now? Well, okay, So we get

1012
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:10,880
Speaker 1: there and we get to the parking lot and I'm like,

1013
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:13,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just make a run through it just in

1014
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,839
Speaker 1: case there's a parking spot, which I know there probably isn't.

1015
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:18,239
Speaker 1: And I see one. I see a parking spot and

1016
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 1: I'm about to pull in, and there's a freaking scooter,

1017
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:25,879
Speaker 1: motorcycle whatever in this parking spot, and I'm like, are

1018
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:31,319
Speaker 1: you serious right now? So my coworker my fine, She's like, hey,

1019
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 1: it's fine, We'll just park down the street. It will

1020
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:37,840
Speaker 1: be fine. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no today,

1021
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:42,239
Speaker 1: not today, No, what did you do? Really not? I

1022
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:44,120
Speaker 1: told her. I was like, I parked the car right

1023
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: there in the middle, and I said, get out of

1024
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:47,879
Speaker 1: the car. We're moving the scooter. I should go my way.

1025
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:53,239
Speaker 1: You picked up the scooter and moved it. Yes, Where

1026
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:56,280
Speaker 1: did you put it on the curb? Yeah? Yeah, if

1027
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:58,040
Speaker 1: you want to do that to me before I used

1028
00:51:58,040 --> 00:51:59,880
Speaker 1: to ride a scooter, you did. Yeah. I used to

1029
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,880
Speaker 1: a scooter, and I've had people move it Like you

1030
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 1: would be parked on the street and people would pick

1031
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 1: it up and then move it onto the sidewalks so

1032
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:08,920
Speaker 1: they could park there. I've had that happen. Thinking of

1033
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,839
Speaker 1: you on a scooter here is pretty funny. This week,

1034
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:14,160
Speaker 1: I almost parked it in the handicap spot, but then

1035
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:16,360
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, now that is too far. That

1036
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:18,920
Speaker 1: is star So I was like, okay, we'll just park

1037
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 1: it up on the curb next to the handicap spot.

1038
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:23,960
Speaker 1: Because I was just like scooters schools do not need

1039
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 1: a full far parking spot. I'm in a compact car already.

1040
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 1: You know you don't need a full parking spot to yourself.

1041
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:34,919
Speaker 1: There should just be somewhere else that you can park

1042
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:40,520
Speaker 1: your freaking scooter, right, feel good to get that out? Yes, okay, good, Well,

1043
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 1: thank you for telling us some little secret, and congratulations

1044
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:47,319
Speaker 1: on getting that parking spot. Also, real quick to clear

1045
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:49,880
Speaker 1: it up. Fuzzy Wuzzy is a poem. It was written

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00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 1: by the English author Rudyard Kipling. Okay, well, thanks for

1047
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 1: the info, and it goes Fuzzy Wuzzy. I can't believe

1048
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:57,880
Speaker 1: nobody's ever heard this before. It's weird. I thought this

1049
00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 1: was very popular. I thought you were losing your mind.

1050
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 1: When Fuzzy was he was a bear? Fuzzy was he

1051
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:06,719
Speaker 1: had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't really fuzzy, was he?

1052
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:11,239
Speaker 1: I've never heard that before. Nope, nope, nope. What that's

1053
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 1: just from your childhood? I guess, I guess. And it

1054
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,160
Speaker 1: was a strange one. All right. Well, thank you was

1055
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:18,880
Speaker 1: a bear? Thank you guys so much for letting me

1056
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 1: get that off my chest. What's your dirty little secret?

1057
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:29,600
Speaker 1: The Jebel Show on demand. Yeah, I hate that. Ye

1058
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:39,240
Speaker 1: who's ready to play a game? I am yeah, because

1059
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:44,000
Speaker 1: he is so dumb. When you make that sound, it

1060
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:47,760
Speaker 1: sounds like different beating. Pretty stupid though, aren't you Englis

1061
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:51,719
Speaker 1: a different meaning? Yeah, like a spanking? Maybe? Okay, yeah,

1062
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 1: you so stupid? You want to spank? No? I j no,

1063
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:58,200
Speaker 1: I don't want one. No, all right, and we move on. Well,

1064
00:53:58,280 --> 00:53:59,920
Speaker 1: let's get to the game's Beat the brit the only

1065
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:02,560
Speaker 1: American game show with an English guy answering trivia questions

1066
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:05,040
Speaker 1: with a weird German dancy intro song. And to play

1067
00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:07,799
Speaker 1: Beat the brit right now is Gabby on line three?

1068
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,719
Speaker 1: If you needed that, Gabby, how are you? Do you

1069
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:12,759
Speaker 1: think you can beat English? Even? I think so. I

1070
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:16,760
Speaker 1: do every other morning, oh every other alright? Are you bragging?

1071
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 1: It sounds like you are. I'm definitely bragging. Let's get

1072
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:22,360
Speaker 1: to it. We're sending English even out of the studio, Gabby.

1073
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 1: The game is played like this. You got thirty seconds

1074
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:25,879
Speaker 1: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1075
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 1: just say past, and you have to beat English. He

1076
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:28,799
Speaker 1: even out right to win. Okay, all right, sounds good?

1077
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:35,000
Speaker 1: All right, que sound effect? Here we go Abby, your

1078
00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:40,800
Speaker 1: time stars. Now what year did Facebook launch two? What

1079
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:46,080
Speaker 1: do you call a group of giraffes? How many people

1080
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:51,280
Speaker 1: have walked the moon? Dick? What is the first university

1081
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:56,840
Speaker 1: to open in America? Stanford? What is the furthest planet

1082
00:54:56,920 --> 00:55:02,800
Speaker 1: away from Earth? Pluto? What US state first hosted the

1083
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:07,759
Speaker 1: Olympics Georgia? You did good? Yeah, you did. Got a

1084
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:10,680
Speaker 1: good amount of questions and I think you answered most

1085
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:12,400
Speaker 1: of them correctly, although I don't know the answers and

1086
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:14,640
Speaker 1: I don't know, so I'm not sure at all. Yeah,

1087
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:17,920
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to be positive for you. Evan, Evan's

1088
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:20,880
Speaker 1: boat of confidence. I appreciate it. Yea English, thank you guy,

1089
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:24,640
Speaker 1: patron Zevon is back in studio. That's a new one.

1090
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:29,000
Speaker 1: This is the moment that means just patted you on

1091
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:30,920
Speaker 1: the head for that little joke so hard, just like

1092
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:37,120
Speaker 1: that's a new one. That's brand new. All right, um,

1093
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:39,279
Speaker 1: all right. This is the portion of the game where

1094
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:41,480
Speaker 1: I ask a fun fact about the person on the

1095
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:43,440
Speaker 1: phone so the audience can get invested in them. What's

1096
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:45,200
Speaker 1: an interesting fact about you, Gabby that you would like

1097
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:47,799
Speaker 1: the whole universe to know? Throw it out there. Well,

1098
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:50,760
Speaker 1: I know you're going to remember this jew bowl because

1099
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 1: it really embarrassed you. And I'm really sorry. But I

1100
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 1: was at your first show and when you were talking

1101
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:59,200
Speaker 1: about the rental car, I said sing it for us,

1102
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:02,200
Speaker 1: and you're like, actually, don't remember the h you did,

1103
00:56:02,239 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 1: though I did. I tried a little bit of it. Okay, yeah,

1104
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 1: I remember that. I don't remember. I guess. Okay, well,

1105
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:12,360
Speaker 1: thank you for that awkward moment, and I stand up

1106
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:14,440
Speaker 1: backs because I was like not prepared to say no,

1107
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:16,320
Speaker 1: it's fine. It actually was funny, but I could not

1108
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 1: remember it at all. So that was that yelled Okay, well,

1109
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:25,839
Speaker 1: don't do that again. Don't heckle the performers, but thank

1110
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:28,080
Speaker 1: you for coming to the show. Appreciate it. All Right,

1111
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:31,319
Speaker 1: here we go. English is back in studio. Are you ready? Yeah?

1112
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:35,000
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Your time start style. What

1113
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 1: year did Facebook launch? Nineteen? No, two thousand and five.

1114
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:46,360
Speaker 1: What do you call a group of drafts? Um? A gaggle?

1115
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:49,719
Speaker 1: How many people have supposedly walked on the moon? Um?

1116
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:54,239
Speaker 1: Well just supposedly. I'm gonna go eight. What is the

1117
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:58,440
Speaker 1: first university to open in America? The University of Texas?

1118
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:01,080
Speaker 1: What is the furthest planet away from Earth, This planet

1119
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:08,000
Speaker 1: away from that of Mars. That's not right, Murna Mars.

1120
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 1: Never heard of Smirna Mars before. It's going to be

1121
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:15,440
Speaker 1: the question the furthest planet away from Earth. I just

1122
00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:18,320
Speaker 1: need something I know, Murdam, I don't know Earth. I

1123
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:20,680
Speaker 1: mean I feel like we learned about Earth and planets

1124
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:22,800
Speaker 1: and science at me, Like how much does a ten

1125
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:28,720
Speaker 1: nugget meal costing McDonald's sin. Yeah, bang, all right, well

1126
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:30,440
Speaker 1: let's see how you guys did and send it over

1127
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 1: to the scoreboard. Our executive producer Brad Show Evan zero,

1128
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:38,760
Speaker 1: I know you did pretty good today with a big

1129
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:43,120
Speaker 1: fat goose's egg. Zero for you too for Gabby, she

1130
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 1: whopoped your booty zero zero for you, said zero for

1131
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 1: Gabby everywhere did he said zero for Gabby? Yeah, zero

1132
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:53,040
Speaker 1: for you too for Gabby she whipped your booty. I

1133
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:57,520
Speaker 1: said zero for Gabby to anyway, congratulations Gabby actually did

1134
00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:00,280
Speaker 1: him outright too to zero for you Gabby. And also

1135
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:05,200
Speaker 1: we learned about a new planet. Murmurs. Go over the

1136
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:07,920
Speaker 1: answers for you guys. What year did Facebook launch two

1137
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:09,840
Speaker 1: thousand and four? What do you call a group of

1138
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:13,280
Speaker 1: drafts a tower? How many people have supposedly walked on

1139
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:16,200
Speaker 1: the moon twelve. What is the first university to open

1140
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:19,960
Speaker 1: in America? Harvard? What is it furthest planet away from Earth, Pluto?

1141
00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:24,880
Speaker 1: And then what US state first hosted the Olympics? Missouri. Congratulations, Gabby,

1142
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:27,080
Speaker 1: you beat the brit to it for you, Gabby, thank you,

1143
00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:31,919
Speaker 1: and the brat Harvard to dang it you what I should?

1144
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:35,080
Speaker 1: I almost said, Harvard, go with your gut next time,

1145
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:38,280
Speaker 1: because I didn't go to Harvard. Yeah, if you did,

1146
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:40,840
Speaker 1: then you probably got that. I still won while you

1147
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:43,120
Speaker 1: didn't still win. And for winning, I'm gonna send you

1148
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:45,360
Speaker 1: some Jewel Show swag. So hey, line, I'll get your infoe.

1149
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:48,400
Speaker 1: All right. We'll play Beat the Britt every single Tuesday

1150
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:51,400
Speaker 1: and Thursday. So Gabby, tune in next time when we

1151
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:56,320
Speaker 1: play Beat the brig. Who did Jewel Show on demand