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Speaker 1: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And here's an interesting strategy.

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Speaker 1: What do you do if you're us and you're prank

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Speaker 1: calling someone who's heard of our show before. The thing

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Speaker 1: is we can actually tinker with our voices using some

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Speaker 1: of the equipment here to change our pitch and our tone.

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Speaker 1: And that's what we had to do today when we

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Speaker 1: call the best man of a wedding who's supposed to

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Speaker 1: be planning the bachelor party, but apparently he's been dropping

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Speaker 1: the ball little taking his time, shocking, So time for

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Speaker 1: a real party beast to step in and show him

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Speaker 1: how it's supposed to be done in your phone.

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Speaker 2: Tap right now? Hello, Yo? Is this Ryle's.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Riley Root, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Riley right. That'd be a sick lass name. But you're

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Speaker 2: Riley right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I said it again. Bro, it's topper Man. What's upper who?

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Speaker 1: No, you're funny bro. Oh Marco said you'd be a riot.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So wait a minute. So you're Marco's friend, you

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Speaker 3: know Marco.

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Speaker 2: Correction, I'm Marco's best man squire.

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Speaker 3: Well, actually no you're not, because I'm Marco's best man.

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Speaker 2: Right. We're like Co best geez, like Co Mass.

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Speaker 4: We're not.

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Speaker 3: I actually have no idea who you are.

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Speaker 2: Well, here's the deal.

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Speaker 1: Marco told me that you were kind of like dropping

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Speaker 1: the ball on the bachelor party. So he wants to

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Speaker 1: let the big dog take over kind of run the

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Speaker 1: show from here.

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Speaker 3: No, it's dog, I got Oh.

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Speaker 2: Really you got it? Like what do you have planned?

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Speaker 3: I mean, nothing in stone yet? But uh uh great.

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Speaker 2: Idea exactly bro.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so listen, I stepped up big time like Topper does,

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Speaker 1: and I booked us some strippers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Bro, this is just my idea, like kind of just

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Speaker 1: like a top shelf thing. But if things go plan accordingly,

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Speaker 1: we just like talk to them, you know, just like converseate.

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Speaker 3: You book strippers to conversate.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, like we could connect with them on

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Speaker 1: like a deeper level, find out who they are and

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Speaker 1: what passions they have. What do strippers do like on

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Speaker 1: a typical Sunday? Are they more target girls or is

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Speaker 1: it just like Sephora.

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Speaker 3: How about I take back the duties and we go

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Speaker 3: drink somewhere.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh drinks, bro, I thought that, Oh you did, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because after we can all go head out to a bar.

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Speaker 1: No alcohol, of course, just juice or like milk.

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Speaker 4: Or if they have it, Like, Bro, no nolcohol?

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Speaker 3: Bro, do you even know?

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Speaker 2: Marco, I don't think that.

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Speaker 1: You know, like the reason for just juice is because,

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Speaker 1: like you know, we make our own fun. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: So like picture this if one of our bros is

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Speaker 1: like randomly starts up some duck duck goose at the table, right.

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Speaker 3: All right, dude, I don't need to hear that.

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Speaker 1: It's like, I'm not gonna stop it. You know, it

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Speaker 1: could get like pretty insane.

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Speaker 4: No, that's not the definition of insane. Is this is

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Speaker 4: not gonna happen. No, Marco, I'm back on. You're out.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate your passion, but you can't change anything because

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Speaker 1: I already booked a party bus.

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Speaker 3: You did what?

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Speaker 1: I hired my old middle school teacher, mister Mandelbaum. He's

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Speaker 1: totally sick. He's gonna come with so that he could

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Speaker 1: teach us about like the dangers of like drugs and

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Speaker 1: various hallucinogens.

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Speaker 4: What the actual that's a terrible idea. Well, the answer

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Speaker 4: is no to all of it.

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Speaker 2: Bro.

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Speaker 1: You can't put the kaibosh on Mandelbaumb because he's like

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Speaker 1: a solid dude. He hooked up with my mom back

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Speaker 1: in eighth grade, and he's like almost like my stepdad,

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Speaker 1: I don't.

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Speaker 4: Care about your weird middle school teacher Marco an all

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Speaker 4: Jews bachelor party.

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Speaker 3: These ideas suck.

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Speaker 2: Okay, bro, you need to chill like big time to hear.

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Speaker 1: Mister Mandelbaum once told me that there are no sucky ideas,

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Speaker 1: you know what, just sucky prank calls on the radio,

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Speaker 1: and this is.

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Speaker 2: One of them.

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Speaker 3: What the hell are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Oh, because yeah, I'm not really top or I don't

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Speaker 1: really know Marco. My name is actually jeff from a

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Speaker 1: radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: And we're doing a phone tap on you, which means

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Speaker 2: it means Marco set you up to be pranked on

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Speaker 2: the radio. Dude, it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: No, man, Marco told us that you were put in

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Speaker 1: charge of the bats party. You hadn't really planned anything yet,

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Speaker 1: so he thought Topper should like step in and like

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Speaker 1: light a fire.

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Speaker 4: No, dude, top, No, Topper has the worst ideas ever,

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Speaker 4: not according to.

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Speaker 2: My almost step dad, mister Mandelbom. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: The only thing I could think during that was like,

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Speaker 4: oh my god, he's probably not your stepdad.

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Speaker 2: You know, is mister m like my brother.

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Speaker 3: You should ask your mom that I have looked there.

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Speaker 4: I don't know job the week up every morning was

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Speaker 4: FO Dads Weekday Mornings on the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in

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Speaker 4: the morning