Speaker 1: Guess what decision We're about to make a horrible decisions. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: welcome to another episode of Harry Bled just sizy all
Speaker 1: but the whole. She's never been to France. Actually I
Speaker 1: have been, bitch, but have you. I don't feel like
Speaker 1: I actually went to France and have pictures under the
Speaker 1: motherfucking Eiffel Tower. It's not a big one. If anyone
Speaker 1: has seen the Tinder Swindler, he also had pictures in places.
Speaker 1: So I really went. I really went fingering down with
Speaker 1: my little Barrett. How thank you. Welcome back everybody. For
Speaker 1: those of you watching on YouTube, don't get mad at us.
Speaker 1: We had a little bit of a faux pall with
Speaker 1: scheduling and um because we busy. That's why I know
Speaker 1: it's it's giving busy. But I can't wait to get
Speaker 1: back to New York. Dog Like I can't even like
Speaker 1: look at people's Instagram stories because I'm starting to like
Speaker 1: get really bad. Pomo is going on all through l A.
Speaker 1: There's more parties here than like I've ever seen before.
Speaker 1: And I still miss New York and my apartment. It's
Speaker 1: still not ready. By the way, I had a lawyer
Speaker 1: that I hired because I can't get rid of the apartment. Bro,
Speaker 1: I pay three thousand dollars for a two bedroom that's
Speaker 1: huge in the Lawer East Side with Florida's ceiling windows. Like,
Speaker 1: you don't go. The lawyer was like, technically they provided
Speaker 1: you another space, so you have no case, right even
Speaker 1: though the place is only two hundred and twenty four
Speaker 1: square feet that they gave me in a shoe box.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, bro, legally. And that's the thing too, write,
Speaker 1: I don't know how long you signed your lease for it,
Speaker 1: but that is only good for what your lease was
Speaker 1: open for. The rints in New York. Now it's sick
Speaker 1: they tried here. I ain't need to hold you, bitch.
Speaker 1: I'm about to have to move back to the Bronx.
Speaker 1: I know front. I think is this lives in? Is
Speaker 1: the Riverdale the Bronx like he always talks about it,
Speaker 1: um like, oh damn m rich Nig is up there,
Speaker 1: But it's it is, but it's not. It's like above Dykeman,
Speaker 1: so it's on the completely opposite side. It's closer to
Speaker 1: like Westchester. Would you get a car? You need a car,
Speaker 1: I mean had one before. I wouldn't move to Riverdale Beach.
Speaker 1: I was just Joe. I mean, I'm the Bronx for
Speaker 1: the Bronx. For the Bronx was a joke. You missed
Speaker 1: the joke. Okay, you missed I thought you were being serious.
Speaker 1: You missed it. You missed it. I'm sorry. No, Well,
Speaker 1: one thing I didn't miss it is the opportunity to
Speaker 1: call this episode single again. Back on the proud shout
Speaker 1: out to training we can. We both are single. And
Speaker 1: I just want to say, even though y'all and and y'all,
Speaker 1: I mean me have never thought that Mandy would be
Speaker 1: single again because we feel like you might go back
Speaker 1: to this second, I'm not gonna go back to this like,
Speaker 1: I'm not going back to this name. I'm not going back.
Speaker 1: I'm like I would not name a Patreon episode. Old
Speaker 1: Bay is dead to me if he was not dead
Speaker 1: to me. I mean, but we literally but here's the
Speaker 1: problem too, with this episode title that you chose single again. Bitch,
Speaker 1: I ain't back wich, I'm not back on the crowd. No,
Speaker 1: it's live, it's all live. I don't one a day.
Speaker 1: I don't want to nigga and y'all, I am having
Speaker 1: I literally just had to talk about this with my therapist. Listen, y'all,
Speaker 1: I don't even want casual sex, and listen, bitch, I
Speaker 1: don't know who I am. I literally going through a crisis.
Speaker 1: I'm talking to my therapist and I'm just like, I
Speaker 1: have to do this show and you know, horrible decisions.
Speaker 1: You're you're familiar, and I'm just like, how do I
Speaker 1: continue talking about sex? And I don't even want We
Speaker 1: gotta just get guests or I gotta be a home
Speaker 1: bro and you know what, you love doing it? Okay,
Speaker 1: because the ladder, it can't happen. What can I said?
Speaker 1: The latter can happen if we either have to have
Speaker 1: guests or ladder. That happened, Lodder just happened. You are
Speaker 1: ah no, but honestly to be to be serious, like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm just having this like weird little fun,
Speaker 1: but real quick. I did come to l a shout
Speaker 1: out to everybody who pulled up to the Hollywood improv
Speaker 1: Um for our first live television taping of a live show.
Speaker 1: It was really, really, really dope. Thank you so all
Speaker 1: my friends who pulled up. Thank you for everybody who
Speaker 1: joined us on stage and asked questions. It was a
Speaker 1: lot of fun. But let me tell you how I know.
Speaker 1: Sh it is just weird right now. So before I
Speaker 1: came out there, I'm like, okay, I'm newly single. Y'all
Speaker 1: know I got mad holes in l A. So I
Speaker 1: was like, we didn't know I got bad holes in
Speaker 1: l A. So all right, two of them were not
Speaker 1: going to be in town, and I was like okay.
Speaker 1: And then the other one had to be with his kids,
Speaker 1: and okay, I guess I know it's sucking kids, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess gonna be a daddy, so so real quick.
Speaker 1: So he said we weren't gonna be able to see
Speaker 1: each other. So, bitch, I didn't pat none of my
Speaker 1: toys because I'm not going to see you. So I'm
Speaker 1: in flights on my little freewhee feet and the nigga
Speaker 1: hits me like, what time you land? I think I know, girl,
Speaker 1: Let me tell you what? Tell you what my motherucking
Speaker 1: response was. I said, oh, you're gonna be free. You
Speaker 1: told me you weren't gonna be free, so I didn't
Speaker 1: think I was gonna see you. He said no, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, like I could see you tonight but
Speaker 1: not over the weekend. I said, oh, well, I didn't
Speaker 1: bring no toys, and he said, what that gotta do? Like,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I could see you, And I said,
Speaker 1: if I can't pay you, what's the reason of us
Speaker 1: seeing each other? Like na, No, I don't just want
Speaker 1: to fuck you like he was. I know, and I
Speaker 1: think he felt away. But you didn't say that though,
Speaker 1: or you think my phone. I swear to God. I
Speaker 1: swear to God. I said, well, Nigga, I don't have
Speaker 1: my toys. In the last time I came to l A,
Speaker 1: I bought the strap and a and a peg. I'm
Speaker 1: not buying another trap on Nigga's who one of the
Speaker 1: dollars and he didn't offer to buy it either. But
Speaker 1: also now it's doing a lot like sex shouldn't be
Speaker 1: the difficult and now we have to go on a
Speaker 1: field trip again. No, I don't now now I'll just
Speaker 1: see you another time maybe. But also, guys, and I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm also literally over my nigga. But I just have
Speaker 1: no desire to have sex. And I don't think I've
Speaker 1: ever felt like this in my life. So I'm just like, no,
Speaker 1: because you gotta get out of this phase of I
Speaker 1: was there, like last year was the least sex I
Speaker 1: had because Old Day and I had been going through it.
Speaker 1: And I think you get over this hump of like
Speaker 1: real quick, because for me, are you admitted to lying
Speaker 1: him in the medication SI so and depression? So now
Speaker 1: it's not that it was all obeyed the whole time.
Speaker 1: Oh he was the one. We're going through it bad.
Speaker 1: First of all, I didn't want to suck. And then
Speaker 1: it was just like even more difficult because we were open.
Speaker 1: So it's like, you know they're getting it somewhere else,
Speaker 1: but you're still hurt because you're depressed. Like that made
Speaker 1: our relationship really difficult. Now I'm not saying me being
Speaker 1: a sad girl was like the reason we broke up,
Speaker 1: because it's definitely his fault. I'm just saying it didn't help,
Speaker 1: Like it made it worse. But that was the least
Speaker 1: sex I was able to have. And plus I was
Speaker 1: back and forth to l A, So I feel like
Speaker 1: that also caused a little bit of a rift. But
Speaker 1: you know, I mean we had our little vacations and
Speaker 1: then that's the problem. Whenever we were on vacation, that's
Speaker 1: where our relationship was great. Like when we could go away,
Speaker 1: we were like, oh, yeah, we should be together, and
Speaker 1: then we'd come home and it was like, oh, you're
Speaker 1: pussy still broken. Oh well, I just like have zero
Speaker 1: desire to like fuck. And then I'm also battling, right
Speaker 1: because y'all know, I'm cool with being a hole if
Speaker 1: I have to be. But it's like, now if a
Speaker 1: man comes over and fox me, I need my trash
Speaker 1: taken out, And I don't know if now I feel
Speaker 1: like a cheap hole because how do you keep talking
Speaker 1: about this? Because I'm just serious? Am I a cheap
Speaker 1: hoe for like exchanging coucie for my trash being taken out?
Speaker 1: Because my mind goes to the home ship, like should
Speaker 1: I be charging in fifteen dollars antech my trash out?
Speaker 1: I think this is like an act of service, love
Speaker 1: language type thing that someone showed you and now you
Speaker 1: can't get enough. And it kind of reminds me of
Speaker 1: almost like it's like the regression of you know, when
Speaker 1: you're young and you your first dude that has a car,
Speaker 1: and now you gotta keep sucking eggs with cars, and
Speaker 1: then are you doing this is not the same You
Speaker 1: gotta you had a man man, a manly man, start
Speaker 1: doing things, and now you need that sheet. Now you're like, so, so,
Speaker 1: then here's my homemail. I have a question for you.
Speaker 1: How do I bring up that I need and want
Speaker 1: those things that would be considered boy friendship to a
Speaker 1: niggas might just one ka. I was just going to say,
Speaker 1: I literally yesterday did an episode on for Fact's Sake
Speaker 1: about Vegas, and when we talked about Vegas, we talked
Speaker 1: about the Bunny Ranch. The Bunny Ranch on their menu,
Speaker 1: they have girlfriend experience, right, And then once I started
Speaker 1: like researching more about girlfriend experience, apparently mental escorts provide
Speaker 1: boyfriend experience and those actually for male escorts include chores
Speaker 1: because for women it's like neck or like the Scout massage,
Speaker 1: it's like little light things. For men on escorts sites,
Speaker 1: light chores is in there. So bitch, you need to
Speaker 1: make a joke about it and be like what I
Speaker 1: need this. I'll be doing that to niggas too. I'd
Speaker 1: be like, I like the cattle, but I'm serious. Oh,
Speaker 1: like for me, I can't have my face fucked without
Speaker 1: a niggas. You it was a great example. You just
Speaker 1: use it. I'm not gonna create a girlfriend boyfriend experience
Speaker 1: list like an escort and show it to my next
Speaker 1: casual sex funck. Buddy, I'm actually telling you to just
Speaker 1: get a boyfriend experience escort. That's what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 1: I already told you I'm not paying for no Dick,
Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna pay to get my trash taken out. Bitch.
Speaker 1: I got handy for that, and it don't gotta come
Speaker 1: with Dick what you're talking about. Use your handicode. We
Speaker 1: need them. We don't have a handicode, we don't. I
Speaker 1: really think for research, you should just do it. I
Speaker 1: think we should use the w d P LLC fund
Speaker 1: and we should see what happens if you get an
Speaker 1: escort and you could come and report back. It'll be fun.
Speaker 1: It'll be a thing. Because I'm actually gonna go out
Speaker 1: here and use my throat cote. You want me to
Speaker 1: pay for DICKO. This is a human interest pieced. How
Speaker 1: do we keep leveling ourselves up? It's very different. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: Dick is not sex podcast, But people like when you
Speaker 1: do one weird ship, like you gotta go out in
Speaker 1: the world and try something new, not just like a
Speaker 1: wait real quick, what's the going right for Dick right now?
Speaker 1: I don't know anyone who's selling it. Male Escort Black
Speaker 1: like a big old dick and fine and at least
Speaker 1: six two. I think you can get one first off
Speaker 1: the paper and nigga, it's gonna be a whole building nigga,
Speaker 1: and it's gonna be exactly what I want. I need
Speaker 1: them too. I feel like there's gotta be a lot
Speaker 1: of available niggas because white people are always fam to
Speaker 1: look like Boris Kojo, what man up? It's cock time.
Speaker 1: And then in Asterix it says not necessarily gay man
Speaker 1: up dot com they have black friendly. Okay, I definitely
Speaker 1: want a man who's friendly. Okay, Oh wait, hold on, bitch.
Speaker 1: It was feeling racist these women that I have to
Speaker 1: say that they're black friendly and they're okay with black men.
Speaker 1: But we talked about that. That's I mean, Lisa and
Speaker 1: said it. We've had a lot of porn stars say that, like,
Speaker 1: You're right. Sometimes it's determined, even imporn by if you've
Speaker 1: had sex with black men or not. You see this
Speaker 1: list of niggas, I'm on the Male Escort Agency dot
Speaker 1: com and I'm telling you right now, it's giving. Some
Speaker 1: of some of them are hot, and then some of
Speaker 1: these niggas is just like it looks like they made
Speaker 1: a seeking arrangement profile. Okay, let's see the roads, is bitch,
Speaker 1: how many roses do the niggasnee? Okay, Leon Faraoh based
Speaker 1: on the UK but happy to travel. Um wait, I
Speaker 1: would have to book his flight. Oh, I ain't paying
Speaker 1: for dick and flew in it out, so like you
Speaker 1: got me. It looks like for the night, it's about
Speaker 1: dred to the night. Hell no, for the hour? What's
Speaker 1: the hourly rate? Three fifty to five hundred? Now we
Speaker 1: get you, Mandy. I actually think we should start to
Speaker 1: go fund me for this three fifty to five honey.
Speaker 1: I would you want a cheap nigger at the same
Speaker 1: time when you want someone who add a little bit
Speaker 1: of high level to their cars? No, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking of. I would rather go eat at
Speaker 1: a fancy restaurant and order me some ball marrow and
Speaker 1: some Hamachi crudeo with a really nice cocktail, come back home,
Speaker 1: play with my little toy with a little air pole
Speaker 1: saying technology and none, and go to sleep for way
Speaker 1: less than that the air the air pols saying technology
Speaker 1: that is that? Heard p said? I didn't know you
Speaker 1: said pulse sating. I thought you said air pole. Say,
Speaker 1: why are you be trying to play me? I swear
Speaker 1: to God that's what I heard. Why are you trying
Speaker 1: to free? All? Right? Man? You don't want to Dick
Speaker 1: paid for it, But I bet you there's gonna be
Speaker 1: someone in your MS today like Mandy. I would love
Speaker 1: to assist. Oh wait, speaking of I don't know if
Speaker 1: this is new with y'all, um, but hopefully I would
Speaker 1: just like to know who Daddy this is his name
Speaker 1: is and he chose to hop in my email for
Speaker 1: whatever reason and set me pictures of a crab boil
Speaker 1: crawfish at tu Faith, his padtorn and a picture of
Speaker 1: him on some yo, myke. Can I call him really quick?
Speaker 1: Do you want to call him? Yeah? I'm about to
Speaker 1: do it. What's the number? I didn't block my number
Speaker 1: because I didn't I want to. You could block him
Speaker 1: one time. I feel like, I'm like, so are he
Speaker 1: not gonna answer? I want to tell him that I
Speaker 1: saw pictures of the crowd bold damn, damn, y'all. We
Speaker 1: trying to create really good content here and it's not happening.
Speaker 1: Has been an animated boy messaging systems anything. I thought,
Speaker 1: you don't hear his voice. Damn it, says Lynn. Huh,
Speaker 1: I don't know, we're not. Oh well that android. I
Speaker 1: knew it. He got an anti exclamation point. Saw your
Speaker 1: d M about crab boil. Please give me a call
Speaker 1: back when you can't think. I just don't know why
Speaker 1: he thought crabs crawfish and it was gonna make me
Speaker 1: respond to his email like where I've never known anyone
Speaker 1: to internationally travel for a boil. I thought it was
Speaker 1: our ship. Can we not go to the world anyway?
Speaker 1: I'll be getting to Vandela ship. Let's hope this day
Speaker 1: called me back in the next forty five minute. Dog.
Speaker 1: If he calls me back and we're not recording, I'm
Speaker 1: going to like pull up my laptop and just start
Speaker 1: getting it. Okay, anyting for content. So y'all have probably
Speaker 1: seen this in the shade room, and it was a
Speaker 1: very hot headline that I actually thought was kind of
Speaker 1: insensitive to post, because I think when you post it
Speaker 1: like this, you've got to make sure you're talking about
Speaker 1: the why. So in New Jersey, two women in a
Speaker 1: prison got pregnant after they had sex with a trans
Speaker 1: person that was on the female prison side of the jail. Um,
Speaker 1: they became pregnant following the sex with the transgender prisoner,
Speaker 1: and the governor said that, Um, they're obviously troubled with
Speaker 1: segregating prisoners. There are many reasons and apparently, um, they're
Speaker 1: all going to be reprimanded. Um. They faced intense scrutiny
Speaker 1: in recent years related to staff members. Who's gonna be reprimanded?
Speaker 1: The trans all that are pregnant? Why don't is it
Speaker 1: sex allowed in prisons? Like people have sex in prisons.
Speaker 1: They give condoms in male prisons, clearly sexist only so
Speaker 1: that they don't spread HIV. But you think they're allowed
Speaker 1: to fuck in prison? Are you serious? I'm dead serious.
Speaker 1: They have sex in prison all the time. Bro, No,
Speaker 1: they're not allowed to fuck. You can't tell me they're
Speaker 1: not allowed to funk. But then in male prisons they're
Speaker 1: giving condoms. So apparently the the HIV spread is so
Speaker 1: rapid in male prison that's why they've done, like given
Speaker 1: condoms away. It's not every prison. You don't think that
Speaker 1: a woman's condom. They're not bumping coochies and eating each other.
Speaker 1: They would be forcing themselves to go to jail. If
Speaker 1: they knew they could, just like no, no one could
Speaker 1: posed themselves to go to jail for some pussy. Bro.
Speaker 1: There's pussy out in the free world. However, Okay, so
Speaker 1: are they putting this the two women pregnancy because I can't.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I can't do this with her today because
Speaker 1: there ain't no way. You're telling me that sex is
Speaker 1: forbidden in prison? Is sex allowed in jail? Have you
Speaker 1: not watched Oranges The New Black bro? They be bumping
Speaker 1: coochies all the time. Federal law criminalizes prison staff inmates sex.
Speaker 1: Prisoners can have sex with each other. They all prisoners.
Speaker 1: Can prisoners have sex with each other in prisons other
Speaker 1: than conjugal visits? Um, it's allowed, bitch. They're human beings.
Speaker 1: They're not keeping them from sex. No, uh no, it says,
Speaker 1: this is an anonymous answer. I served six years in
Speaker 1: prison from two jeeves and giving me an anonymous answers
Speaker 1: her sources during we go back to the vanilla ship.
Speaker 1: We're not doing no, no, no, this is good. During
Speaker 1: that time I had seven different cell mates. Five of
Speaker 1: them were a short term and the other two were longer. Firstly,
Speaker 1: I'm not gay and I never have it, never will be.
Speaker 1: But prison is a whole new world in which you
Speaker 1: need to adapt. Of the seven men, I had sex
Speaker 1: with two of them, and I needed It's more of
Speaker 1: a need for sexual gratification. When you're confined with someone
Speaker 1: for months on end, it is a lot easier to
Speaker 1: sleep with that person in your cell. You build a
Speaker 1: bond sexes and glamorous and obviously you can't get caught.
Speaker 1: It's uncomfortable because you can't. You have to self lubricate,
Speaker 1: but you can get the job done. You normally have
Speaker 1: around five minutes until the next check. Thank you. That
Speaker 1: is giving and giving, yes, but not everyone is an
Speaker 1: exhibitionist and wants to be seen. That's all. It was
Speaker 1: giving and it's giving. I would prefer luke, but since
Speaker 1: it's not there, I have to use my spit. That's
Speaker 1: all that that just gave me. So let's gabou was
Speaker 1: sex nonetheless, So I don't believe that these three women
Speaker 1: should be in any sort of trouble because a trans
Speaker 1: woman impregnated these two other women inmates. I mean, clearly
Speaker 1: it's going to be they're all women, you know science,
Speaker 1: there's the little swimmers and the low balls. And if
Speaker 1: this woman has sex with these other women however genetically
Speaker 1: has this other body part. Of course, the consequence of
Speaker 1: the baby. I mean, but now the baby is born
Speaker 1: into the prison system for one and two, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be taken away. So that's the other thing that really
Speaker 1: sucks to right, But I think, thank god it's being
Speaker 1: removed out of the prison and being given to a
Speaker 1: better family that's not in Britain. We don't know if
Speaker 1: it's a better family. We don't know life, okay, we
Speaker 1: just don't know how anything's gonna happen. So what do
Speaker 1: I mean? But like it's like, you know what if
Speaker 1: you're the baby that's born in fucking jail and it's
Speaker 1: like suck your fucking two moms or like it's just
Speaker 1: a mess. But I think, for one, the main thing
Speaker 1: we all need to remember because everybody was like this
Speaker 1: is insane, they need to remove trans women from the prisons.
Speaker 1: But first of all, do you think trans women are
Speaker 1: gonna last a day in jail with how homophobic Nigas are?
Speaker 1: I mean one not even just assault by you know, physically,
Speaker 1: but like rape or anyway. Not to get deep, but
Speaker 1: what I'm saying is like the the other option is
Speaker 1: not a better one. And although I didn't know that
Speaker 1: there were floors where people are like they only have
Speaker 1: gay men on a certain prison floor. Um, and I've
Speaker 1: even seeing that unlocked up abroad. I always thought they
Speaker 1: would put the trans girls in there. I always had
Speaker 1: thought that, but I guess now they don't. So I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna hold you as much as I love dick.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would be happy if I got
Speaker 1: locked up in there was some dick in there that
Speaker 1: I wouldn't get in trouble phoe and it was a
Speaker 1: big one who I wanted. They probably they probably definitely,
Speaker 1: they probably definitely be trying to get them niggas not
Speaker 1: to fucking. At some point they'll be like, I give up.
Speaker 1: And you know what I would love to know, being
Speaker 1: that I read that anonymous thing and he was talking
Speaker 1: about loub nigga, what is the jail form of lube?
Speaker 1: Because we know y'all make gourmet meals. You know y'all
Speaker 1: make alcohol. What butter? Butter? Do they get butter and jail? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think they would bro use a little bit of
Speaker 1: chrisco a little bit olive oil. Probably not olive, was
Speaker 1: probably Chris Cooke, the little fat ship a little the
Speaker 1: ship that you heard you say you used that before
Speaker 1: with Joe Nasty as you use chriscope of Phoe. No.
Speaker 1: A GUYD in colleges told me I should use the
Speaker 1: most natural like quote unquote vegan shortening one because like
Speaker 1: to put on the outer labia when I was younger. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember that, so then it's probably all when I
Speaker 1: think about that now, that's so fucking insane. That GUYD
Speaker 1: in college just told me to use christco I was
Speaker 1: in nineteen years old at eighteen nineteen. It wasn't regular
Speaker 1: Christal oil. It was Christmas shortenings. To see, it's all
Speaker 1: vegetables shortening. If anyone wants to google it and it's
Speaker 1: just like canned looking thing. But or if you're listening
Speaker 1: to horrible decisions, that means you have a phone, which
Speaker 1: means you should be able to afford a nice bottle
Speaker 1: of luke. Like they told us it was the most
Speaker 1: antar bro our listeners to use vegetable shortening, and they
Speaker 1: I would never push anyone to do that. That was
Speaker 1: they told them to go use vegetable shortening, and they
Speaker 1: couldn't said. If anyone wants to see what it looks
Speaker 1: like because that bitch is crazy. But that was also
Speaker 1: eleven years ago, so maybe they didn't know any better. Wait,
Speaker 1: not eleven years ago, twelve years ago. Come on me, way,
Speaker 1: let's move on to the horrid derb. First, another wild tale.
Speaker 1: It's gonna start off sad, but you are going to
Speaker 1: ship your pants when I tell you this next part. So,
Speaker 1: the reason why we got knocked off and then scheduling
Speaker 1: for filming got knocked off because my grandmother passed. Some
Speaker 1: of you know, I've been talking about her on Horrible Forever.
Speaker 1: It is my mom's mom, and it was kind of
Speaker 1: surprising for us and a really rough time. And my
Speaker 1: grandmother was really fun and loved to party, and I
Speaker 1: mean she was rolling around towards the end of her life.
Speaker 1: But I still feel like if we could have rolled
Speaker 1: her into the club, she would have loved. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: so she would have. So anyway, um, you know, we're
Speaker 1: trying to like be as uppy as we can about
Speaker 1: this so that we're were like basically everybody's just trying
Speaker 1: to be like, oh, let's let's do what grandma would want.
Speaker 1: Now Grandma knew about horrible decisions. Grandma knows. My co
Speaker 1: host Grandma knows about all the ship I've done. She's
Speaker 1: seen clips, right, she knows exactly who I am, which
Speaker 1: feels very good. And speaking of who I am, I'm
Speaker 1: obviously a very sexual person. And I struggle where is
Speaker 1: this going? I really struggled this last few weeks with
Speaker 1: masturbating during grieving because I like feel guilty, like it's
Speaker 1: giving Bible stories with Brianda Bro like I started thinking
Speaker 1: about God and like then I start feeling bad while
Speaker 1: your hand is on Yo, Couci. I think this happened
Speaker 1: when my aunt passed some years ago. I can't masturbate
Speaker 1: when someone dies. I just think they're looking at me,
Speaker 1: and it's like, I don't know what the fund is
Speaker 1: going on. And I told my therapist and I got
Speaker 1: so bad because she started to laugh, but not laugh laugh.
Speaker 1: She was like, girl, enjoyed your body in your life, please.
Speaker 1: I was like, miss Gwen, I'm telling you I can't.
Speaker 1: But she was like, yo, there's some articles out there
Speaker 1: about grieving in sex, like you need to read through
Speaker 1: those because a lot of people like suffer this ship
Speaker 1: where they can't become sexual again because they feel you know,
Speaker 1: it's crazy about leisure. I'm grieving my relationship, and what's
Speaker 1: helped me with masturbating recently is not only this new
Speaker 1: pulse stay un told the a bitch got, but I
Speaker 1: enjoy verbal sex, and so now unfortunately both to be
Speaker 1: looking at some crazy verbal sex like verbal like how
Speaker 1: like like I like talking annoying. So now since I'm
Speaker 1: single and don't really want the energy of someone else,
Speaker 1: and here's my hord derv for grieving and mastering like
Speaker 1: masturbating while grieving, because grieving a relationship is it's the
Speaker 1: death of a relationship. So what I've been doing to
Speaker 1: really enjoy masturbating recently is literally yelling my moans out
Speaker 1: like I'm having sex with a person. So like, not
Speaker 1: only am I talking to the porn that I'm watching,
Speaker 1: I'm oh my god. And I'll just be loud in
Speaker 1: my house, just moaning so loud, and it helps me
Speaker 1: because I'm saying a part of a part of that
Speaker 1: makes me feel like I'm having sex with a person,
Speaker 1: even though I'm not. So is for saying this right now.
Speaker 1: I when I'm writing sex, I sometimes I'll say a name,
Speaker 1: oh me too. Oh. When I'll be watching the game
Speaker 1: porn I'll be saying the name of the nick. I'll
Speaker 1: be paging line, which I used to say fucking sister's
Speaker 1: name all the time. Oh, I'll be saying, not saying anyway.
Speaker 1: So okay, here's the here's the wildest sex toy I've
Speaker 1: ever girl again, are you gonna hope her Man don't
Speaker 1: listen to this motherfucker's show because you do disrespect. No,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now. If I'm dating the nigger,
Speaker 1: he can't be around no bitchiness going around telling people
Speaker 1: they masturbate in in my partners I said I have
Speaker 1: done it. I didn't say when. So anyway, this is
Speaker 1: the wildest sex so I've ever heard about my fuck
Speaker 1: king life. This is a story a second what No,
Speaker 1: it's a sex toy and has to do with that
Speaker 1: grieving and just wait, bitch, I Mandy, this is this
Speaker 1: is crazy and it actually broke me being nervous, Like
Speaker 1: I laughed so hard I got over it, like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is dumb. I shouldn't even be googling ship like this.
Speaker 1: So I only started Google because my therapist like you
Speaker 1: should see a community board about like people that um
Speaker 1: and like people that have had issues with you know, masturbation,
Speaker 1: doing grieving, and like kind of read other people's experiences,
Speaker 1: Like first step is not feeling like you're the only
Speaker 1: person out there that's had this issue, right. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right. So I started googling and I typed in
Speaker 1: masturbation and morning or something, this toy comes up. It
Speaker 1: is a real toy, and obviously they've fucking taken this
Speaker 1: ship off the fucking market because it's probably sick. But
Speaker 1: of course it's not an American toy. One Grahams is
Speaker 1: a sex toy that would contain the ashes of your
Speaker 1: dead partner. Oh hell no. There is a Dutch designer,
Speaker 1: Mark drucken Boom, who has created a memory box can
Speaker 1: painting a dildo with a compartment for storing the ashes
Speaker 1: of a deceased partner. That little gold piece in the
Speaker 1: dildo is the fucking the boxes made from layers of
Speaker 1: wood which are glued together in the final shape of
Speaker 1: a tenus and coated with a matt finish. It opens
Speaker 1: using a gold plated brass key because obviously this is
Speaker 1: a very special toy and you don't want to just
Speaker 1: have it open and people see how nuts you are.
Speaker 1: It contains a scent diffuser and a small gold plated
Speaker 1: urn that holds of ashes inside of a glass blown dildo.
Speaker 1: So music from the user's iPhone can amplify the memory
Speaker 1: box with the sound of preparations. And um, what is
Speaker 1: this say in the shape of forget me now flowers? Anyway, Basically,
Speaker 1: you take the key, you open this box, you can
Speaker 1: play music. Um, you can wear the key around your neck,
Speaker 1: and it's basically where you can keep a lover's ashes.
Speaker 1: But yeah, here's some of the things that the diner said. So, um,
Speaker 1: it was handmade to order for someone to start. The
Speaker 1: requirements of the customer grew from his relationship with an
Speaker 1: elderly widow. I sometimes help an elderly lady with her groceries,
Speaker 1: and she hasn't earned near the window with the remains
Speaker 1: of her husband. She always speaks with so much love
Speaker 1: about him, But the jar he was in didn't reflect
Speaker 1: that at all. And in the same period I read
Speaker 1: an article about widows, taboos, sex and intimacy, and I thought,
Speaker 1: I can combine these themes and make an object that
Speaker 1: is about love and intimacy. And the name of the
Speaker 1: project refers to the belief that the human soul weighs
Speaker 1: twenty one grahams. That was apparently an American doctor that
Speaker 1: recorded weight loss when people died. So when people died,
Speaker 1: they twenty one grahams of them. It was like an
Speaker 1: average number. That actually is a pretty cool fact. But anyway,
Speaker 1: long story short, twenty one grahams apparently is the human
Speaker 1: soul because when people it's the deal does so is
Speaker 1: this something that stlee widows as in women want like
Speaker 1: like like, what's the opposite? Yeah? What sex toy? Would
Speaker 1: men put the ashes of their loved one like a fleshlight?
Speaker 1: I mean I don't even know how the ashes things
Speaker 1: would work for men? Like this is already so sick,
Speaker 1: like I I would you oh, oh what for one?
Speaker 1: If I understand not like that? Why why I tried
Speaker 1: to do it? I did the juice ky? You you
Speaker 1: never heard that when Drew was talking about do you
Speaker 1: guys have boxed water and they're like, no, we have
Speaker 1: ethos water. I'll get boxed water by the way. By
Speaker 1: the way, and after you stop about this, I do
Speaker 1: want to bring a conversation about juice ky back to
Speaker 1: that we should, we should, we should, we should build
Speaker 1: on that? So um oh, I was gonna say something
Speaker 1: that's also a lot of people were grossed out about.
Speaker 1: When my aunt died, I got a tattoo um that
Speaker 1: says the words butterflies and my ankle because she went
Speaker 1: before she died. I was like, what would you get?
Speaker 1: She said, a butterfly. The why is her ashes mixed
Speaker 1: with ink. And I got that idea from a mom
Speaker 1: I met when I was working at a cell phone
Speaker 1: store who had her son's heartbeat. They mixed the ashes
Speaker 1: in the inkcause she's like, now, he's always a part
Speaker 1: of me. So I was like, that's dope at fun
Speaker 1: and it's the same color. So I mixed it and
Speaker 1: the why is her? But because it was really like
Speaker 1: the question of why did this happened right in my head,
Speaker 1: I was trying to be artistic, but long story short,
Speaker 1: I was like, some people thought I was disgusting for that.
Speaker 1: I really thought it was like sentimental. I didn't know
Speaker 1: that that that too was that mm hmm, okay, that's
Speaker 1: all listen, I go same. I ain't gonna judge, I
Speaker 1: you know, okay, Oh wait, love story. I said, damn,
Speaker 1: I'm doing all the judgment because it took me a
Speaker 1: bitt when I first read this article and I was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, people probably judged me too, but I
Speaker 1: would never suck my ex boyfriend or woman, not my
Speaker 1: ex but my dead boyfriend. Yeah. Anyway, like speaking of
Speaker 1: speaking of UM, I did want to yea, so Drew
Speaker 1: Sky uh was recently trending because if you guys don't
Speaker 1: know Drew Sky, he is to me probably the funniest
Speaker 1: person out right now. I absolutely love Drew Ski. Um.
Speaker 1: He's a comedian and he has done a lot of
Speaker 1: explanation of it. He does a lot of UM. He
Speaker 1: recently went viral for a video where you know, he
Speaker 1: did a reenactment of pretty much Nicholas um and how
Speaker 1: they kind of forced women to drink and maybe over
Speaker 1: drink and overconsumed liquor with the idea that maybe they're
Speaker 1: gonna they're gonna they're gonna hit. So it's not hard
Speaker 1: to find the video, even though he did delete it.
Speaker 1: But damn, this website is already making my ship lag.
Speaker 1: But basically, Drew Sky in the video arts with a
Speaker 1: game of never have I ever? Um? Apparently people and
Speaker 1: this is what complex said. Um, Drew Drewsky is basically
Speaker 1: in the center of this controversy um and and to me,
Speaker 1: I don't feel I can understand why he deleted it.
Speaker 1: He's twenty seven years old. He probably was like, oh, ship,
Speaker 1: I struck a nerve. I maybe bringing up some things
Speaker 1: with a salt that I didn't even know I was
Speaker 1: bringing up. I thought I was being funny, and I
Speaker 1: think that that there is an innocence in him not
Speaker 1: knowing what he did. But basically the scene begins with
Speaker 1: Drew skin his friend welcoming women in the house when
Speaker 1: they play never have I Ever, And when we see
Speaker 1: Drew ski um acting, of course, he's making several transparent
Speaker 1: attempts to get one woman intoxicated, and at one point
Speaker 1: during the game, the comedian says, never have I ever
Speaker 1: kissed the dude, which obviously he knows will prompt the
Speaker 1: woman to make a drink, and then jokes about she's bullshitting,
Speaker 1: fills up glass of the brims, and the girls begging
Speaker 1: to take a regular shot, a regular shot watching him
Speaker 1: watching the women um drinking and check glorified. Apparently, some
Speaker 1: people say, which I don't believe this to be true,
Speaker 1: he glorified predatory behavior. He was downplaying it was glorifying
Speaker 1: or down right. I feel like it was a mirror
Speaker 1: that a lot of men needed to look into on
Speaker 1: how they really be out here doing predatory as women
Speaker 1: and and and even at the end of the video,
Speaker 1: you you see him mouthing with the other guy in
Speaker 1: the room like yeah, man, they they're gonna go. I'm
Speaker 1: about to get that, and it's just like to me, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: like it was a to me again, it was a
Speaker 1: mirror that I think a lot of men needed to
Speaker 1: look into and see how nasty and how vile a
Speaker 1: lot of times their behavior is, even when they don't
Speaker 1: think it is. And so I'm glad that the video
Speaker 1: is still searchable. I think that it should be something
Speaker 1: even used in fucking colleges ology class. This on just
Speaker 1: really what kind of pure pressure looks like in some things,
Speaker 1: and also what predatory behavior looks like. That's what that
Speaker 1: ship was. I was actually really surprised the Internet was
Speaker 1: like ready to cancel this nag over making that video.
Speaker 1: Like Drew Ski has made so many videos about men
Speaker 1: doing corny ship and it seemed to me like this
Speaker 1: was one of those things. And um no, it was
Speaker 1: great to watch. I was talking about it on a
Speaker 1: date that I went on book because your girl in
Speaker 1: the streets and he was like, you know, how per usual. Sorry,
Speaker 1: and he was like, ain't it crazy how I've experienced
Speaker 1: this around friends. You probably experienced it yourself. And we
Speaker 1: were just kids and didn't even know what the funk
Speaker 1: we were looking at. And he was like, if I
Speaker 1: was in a situation now in front of one of
Speaker 1: my homeboys, I probably slapped for treating a girl like that.
Speaker 1: And he was like, but I'm sucking eighteen seventeen in school.
Speaker 1: He's like, I think that this is how it goes,
Speaker 1: like it's crazy, how mean for me? The thing is
Speaker 1: right like, and what you saw in the video was
Speaker 1: that Drew Ski and his homeboy weren't taking as many
Speaker 1: shots that they were having the girls take. So I
Speaker 1: think that that's different. Like when you're in a group
Speaker 1: setting drinking, that that's one thing, but when the men
Speaker 1: are clearly trying to make the women drunk and belligerent
Speaker 1: and maybe even co incoherent, it's like it's giving RAPEI vibes.
Speaker 1: And I think that that's why they tried to cancel
Speaker 1: him on it, because maybe they thought that he was
Speaker 1: approving of that behavior. But I like what you said,
Speaker 1: where Drew Sky really just been literally doing skits on
Speaker 1: corny nigga behavior. So this was corny to him clearly
Speaker 1: because the pill pop and ship I saw people talking about, Oh,
Speaker 1: people have died. This isn't funny to make fun of
Speaker 1: drug abuse. Hell no, I'm sorry his coding videos of
Speaker 1: all I know is all I know is if we
Speaker 1: end up, you know, renewing or not renewing with Black Effect,
Speaker 1: I would like to also be on could have been
Speaker 1: records if we can make that happen. I cannot believe
Speaker 1: you just said that. Can we do both? Can we
Speaker 1: do black Effect? It could have been records? No? Okay, um,
Speaker 1: I feel like, uh m hmm. I mean I don't
Speaker 1: know you host the music pod. So it's giving an
Speaker 1: r soon, which, by the way, we got get into
Speaker 1: this conversation about a word is real quick that somebody
Speaker 1: told me about l A. This is gonna be something
Speaker 1: I want to comment people to talk about in the
Speaker 1: comment Is this true or not? Why? Like, why do
Speaker 1: you never know how to just not funk with your microphone? Bro?
Speaker 1: Because I get excited and I start to touch it.
Speaker 1: It's like dick all right. So anyway, so basically like
Speaker 1: you know how they bey saying, like the whole jobs.
Speaker 1: When you stop being a whole it's like a real
Speaker 1: estate agent or like you start being an esthetician and
Speaker 1: doing lashes and ship. So apparently in l A you
Speaker 1: don't need a degree to be an an R. You
Speaker 1: don't need none of that. Apparently it's like the bad
Speaker 1: bitch job. Like if you're a baddie who like has
Speaker 1: a link at a label, like you're fucking junior an R,
Speaker 1: or you could be a VP A A and R
Speaker 1: if you just have one plug. I never knew this,
Speaker 1: never knew this. So I started inviting these girls I
Speaker 1: was meeting to like work events, right because you know,
Speaker 1: all of my friends really in l A are just
Speaker 1: people I knew from you know, they were back and
Speaker 1: forth from l A. But but but a lot of them
Speaker 1: I work with, And so I would invite them to
Speaker 1: stop one of these things like wheezy. These just don't
Speaker 1: know nothing about music, Like I don't know why because
Speaker 1: Kenya has a music label. So I thought like, oh,
Speaker 1: this would be great for them, and it's like no,
Speaker 1: them bitches just a death dam and so doubt and
Speaker 1: not like stop stop trying to say these wholes not
Speaker 1: just talking about your friends. I mean I just met
Speaker 1: these girls and for one of them, I sayd to it.
Speaker 1: So I just been me, like, you don't know music? No,
Speaker 1: I asked the girl. I was like yo. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you, like, I'm not really
Speaker 1: supposed to be bringing people to like other ship, because
Speaker 1: you know, it's gotta like it's gotta be like networking ship,
Speaker 1: like have you like signed with anyone before, like have
Speaker 1: you found artists? Like can you tell me some of
Speaker 1: the genres or whatever? So at least that I can
Speaker 1: do an intro email and try to plug you up.
Speaker 1: And the girl flat out was like, oh, girl, like
Speaker 1: I just network. And that's why they made me an
Speaker 1: A and R because they know I'm gonna be at
Speaker 1: the tables. They know I know niggas, so they were
Speaker 1: just like, oh fuck it. If there's like someone hot new,
Speaker 1: she'll just bring it. I was like, so you're saying
Speaker 1: she's because I go out three or four times a
Speaker 1: week as someone who's a club war. They were like,
Speaker 1: you're perfect for this. Is that genius or not? No?
Speaker 1: It absolutely is like I'm not bad with that. And
Speaker 1: and I was like right, like and this was, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I don't know how many summers ago, but
Speaker 1: I was really cool with the team and depth Jim
Speaker 1: who was around Danny lay Um. And this was clearly
Speaker 1: before the whole the baby thing, in the pregnancy and
Speaker 1: all this ship. But when she was coming out, she
Speaker 1: had that song with Chris Brown. What was her other
Speaker 1: song that came out, I can't remember, but We're literally
Speaker 1: all out of dinner and I'm having conversations with all
Speaker 1: her an rs and They're like, who would be a
Speaker 1: really good person on a record with Danny lay and bitch,
Speaker 1: I know music. So I go to thinking who I
Speaker 1: think would really create a good song with Danny lay
Speaker 1: that could like boost something to the charts, and they
Speaker 1: literally responded with like, you could be an R. And
Speaker 1: so now that you're telling me, literally all you kind
Speaker 1: of gotta do is have an ear maybe know these people.
Speaker 1: That's literally kind of all it takes. They don't get
Speaker 1: paid what I thought that I thought and I was
Speaker 1: a very big job, by the way. So basically, maybe
Speaker 1: if you get hits like you, yes, if you signed
Speaker 1: a person and then you make him bang, but basically
Speaker 1: you get locked into this contract, and this is what
Speaker 1: I've heard from. I will say two top labels. Girls
Speaker 1: are working these labels because they're like, it's not that
Speaker 1: much bread, Like I take other jobs. So basically, maybe
Speaker 1: it's kind of m huh. Maybe they pay not a
Speaker 1: lot because it's them. No, they're they're the ones I'm
Speaker 1: talking about are big. But I'll tell you why they don't. Basically,
Speaker 1: they'll like kind of scout people, block you in for
Speaker 1: a year, give you a low amount of pay, but
Speaker 1: promise you if you find someone or whatever that's of
Speaker 1: a certain caliber, then you'll make more. But it's really
Speaker 1: just like it's like a shitty podcast hosting platform that
Speaker 1: will lock you in and say that you canep your
Speaker 1: only exclusives them or something like that. And so they
Speaker 1: basically hold these people for a rate of like seventy
Speaker 1: five K, which is a very low thing to do
Speaker 1: when you're trying to bring in someone to work millions,
Speaker 1: or you're working for a company that's well known for
Speaker 1: the top rappers, like that seems very low to me.
Speaker 1: Had Brittany Rerunters should have become a sports agent. She
Speaker 1: she knows a talent. Bit she got that nigga Callie
Speaker 1: that nigga make should she she knows how to scout
Speaker 1: the talent. I'll tell you that. Well. Anyway, so any
Speaker 1: club holds out there trying to be A and R
Speaker 1: because they're gonna give you the up in all of
Speaker 1: your requirements of chick. I know. She was like, Bro,
Speaker 1: they just wanted me to be out in the clubs
Speaker 1: and they'll give me pass this to ship. And I
Speaker 1: just basically got to say that, bitch, I guarantee you
Speaker 1: don't sell the hose in the club to be in
Speaker 1: A and ART because they could clearly make more money.
Speaker 1: Sucking dick. You can make more than year if you
Speaker 1: the right dick. So don't be telling me, oh you
Speaker 1: could do that is give me one fifty. Now, I
Speaker 1: want to give some single again black on the Proble
Speaker 1: advice because I recently met up with Demona Hoffman, who
Speaker 1: was on a Horrible Decisions episode when Mandy was in
Speaker 1: l a years ago and was giving dating advice. So
Speaker 1: we went to this I Heart conference um and I
Speaker 1: spoke for Black Effect or sorry podcast movement. I spoke
Speaker 1: for Black Effects. She was there and then it was
Speaker 1: like kind of a reconnection and she looked through my
Speaker 1: dating profile and gave me some advice and told me
Speaker 1: some things that she thought um about me on the profile.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna read you guys mine and tell you
Speaker 1: what anything on what app I'm not telling go ahead.
Speaker 1: I don't want nobody to find me on there. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you. I just mean I don't want people to
Speaker 1: be like, let me go get this home. That's all
Speaker 1: I gotta do is swipe and find your ask. But
Speaker 1: go ahead whatever I'm on hand this God damn, they
Speaker 1: ain't paying for sure either. What what is? Say? So?
Speaker 1: Because the way they set up their profile, it's like
Speaker 1: where you get asked like three random questions and you
Speaker 1: get to have fun with it, right, yes, yes, So
Speaker 1: my first picture is this? Okay, your tidy is out?
Speaker 1: Go ahead? The type of text or who is? It says,
Speaker 1: I'm the type of text or who? And I wrote
Speaker 1: is better on a phone call? Um? And then I'm
Speaker 1: not a good text I'd rather be but on the phone,
Speaker 1: I'm the type of text or who oh is better
Speaker 1: on a phone call? Okay? Next that The next one
Speaker 1: I answered was okay, now this is how you know
Speaker 1: I'd like to eat? The next question is the best
Speaker 1: way to ask me? Out is by and I put
Speaker 1: suggesting a new restaurant to try together. Okay, in the
Speaker 1: I don't one. My love language is physical touch and food,
Speaker 1: so I'm hungry and cute. That's basically what men know
Speaker 1: about me. Demona said that this picture, even though my
Speaker 1: titties are out, is good because it's me out in
Speaker 1: the world. And she's like, people like to see an activity.
Speaker 1: And then I got one of me at work. I'm
Speaker 1: kind of leaning on Alex, but I cut him out
Speaker 1: of it. Now this picture of me, she said, was
Speaker 1: too inviting. Bro, your couchie lips are out. Why would
Speaker 1: I got miss money York apartment so much? It lets
Speaker 1: you know I have a vibe. I like trees, weed
Speaker 1: and dogs, and I have great art. That's how I felt.
Speaker 1: I don't see r I see coochie lips and nigga
Speaker 1: looking at that picture, wheezy and go look at your
Speaker 1: motherfucking banana leaf plant or whatever that shit. Go hey,
Speaker 1: nobody looking at you. Dude that I met, that was dope, right,
Speaker 1: the science guy, the scientists. I don't want to tell
Speaker 1: the job too much, but anyway, I told him about
Speaker 1: Demona right on a date. We had an eight hour
Speaker 1: day and we kissed in the car and it was
Speaker 1: like cute. But I was like, oh, you know, I
Speaker 1: was talking to this lady and she told me that
Speaker 1: this picture is too much. He was like really, he
Speaker 1: was like, I don't really feel like this is crazy.
Speaker 1: He was like, you're on your couch. He's like, you
Speaker 1: look sexy, but like, I don't really think it's that crazy.
Speaker 1: And she was like, I'm sure you're at home and
Speaker 1: your legs are open. Your legs they're opening, your coochie,
Speaker 1: lips are hanging out, They're not even out that much.
Speaker 1: It's it's giving thigh me the fact that you just
Speaker 1: ended with not that much ma'am. This is an architectural
Speaker 1: digest photo. Are you serious? Right now? That's cute and
Speaker 1: all right? So anyway, so basically, um, Demona did make
Speaker 1: mention because I mean, obviously, like this is the advice
Speaker 1: that could go either way, right, But she was saying,
Speaker 1: I was like, what do you think like the fact
Speaker 1: that you're married makes people feel like they trust you more.
Speaker 1: She was like, I've been married so long that people
Speaker 1: actually feel the opposite sometimes because they'll think because I'm married,
Speaker 1: I'm not out there. The dating scene so which that
Speaker 1: makes sense. And it's funny because with us sometimes when
Speaker 1: we give dating advice, people like, what are y'all out, bitch?
Speaker 1: We out here in the streets? Ho not tied. I'm
Speaker 1: not in the streets. I'm not on the prow. I'm
Speaker 1: not on the dating apps anyway. What I'm not, bitch?
Speaker 1: I told you. But we on this motherfucker podcast. You
Speaker 1: could speak for your stuff. Okay. The other guy that
Speaker 1: was that Dreamville. And it's funny because I met was there?
Speaker 1: What nigga type? The nigga I met? Ma, did you
Speaker 1: even exchange numbers? If not stopped breaking a stick up?
Speaker 1: I did, and we went out even out three times? Okay,
Speaker 1: and continue. Okay, here's the issue I'm running into. Uh
Speaker 1: we meet, it's a vibe. Clearly were flirting, but he
Speaker 1: hasn't made a move on me yet. And I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's because you know, we're friendly. I don't
Speaker 1: know if I just feel like, when what is not
Speaker 1: making a movie? What do you mean he has? I
Speaker 1: hope by the time this episode comes out and it's
Speaker 1: only a few days before I broke, like it was
Speaker 1: not like we recorded this week's ahead of time. Y'all
Speaker 1: making a movie is like to me a kiss, Like clearly.
Speaker 1: We keep inviting each other to things both times. The
Speaker 1: first time was at Soho house and his friend was
Speaker 1: there and I was kind of like, but he just
Speaker 1: landed that day and invited me, so I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: he wants to see me, but he already had plans.
Speaker 1: Then Vinnie came and then we all end up going
Speaker 1: to the club and popping bottles and it was fun
Speaker 1: cool boom. The second time, he invites me somewhere. One
Speaker 1: friend was there, but then I brought a friend, so
Speaker 1: it was like completely separated. We're at Delilah. It's just
Speaker 1: this makes all the faster day go ahead. Invited me
Speaker 1: out alone. We ate together around twelve. I thought it
Speaker 1: was just gonna be lunch. Then we didn't you want
Speaker 1: to end it, so we walked around, we shopped a little,
Speaker 1: and then I was like, I want to get high.
Speaker 1: He was like alright, cool, So we did some mushrooms,
Speaker 1: then we hang some more. Then we want to keep hanging,
Speaker 1: so then we go to another lunch and it was
Speaker 1: like really nice, but then it didn't end with a kiss,
Speaker 1: and I am like, you know why I'm home girl.
Speaker 1: This is giving. This is giving friend friend not friendly.
Speaker 1: This is giving friend zone. First off, too, we've talked
Speaker 1: about this. If you invite a friend on a date
Speaker 1: with a man, a quote unquote date, it's not a date.
Speaker 1: So I know you said he just wanted to see me.
Speaker 1: Maybe he had plans already. Bro, think of it coming
Speaker 1: from a woman's perspective. When we invite our home girl
Speaker 1: on a date, it's because we don't really like the
Speaker 1: nigga and we want that nigga. Note we're not really
Speaker 1: looking at him that way. Take yourself out of it.
Speaker 1: I know it's hard, but bro, when women do it,
Speaker 1: it's because we're not interested and even having this person
Speaker 1: think it's what if he's going through a breakup? Does
Speaker 1: it count then? So he's cheating on his girlfriend? No?
Speaker 1: I said, what if he's going through a breakup? Is
Speaker 1: he going through a breakup? Yeah? That means you're a
Speaker 1: friend and he really not interested in you like that
Speaker 1: because he still may be trying to make it work
Speaker 1: with that bitch. Oh my god, going through a breakup?
Speaker 1: Mean bitch, Mandy, I'm sure they broken up or is
Speaker 1: they not? Yeah? But he's going through us No, I
Speaker 1: mean I'm going through a breakup too. If I broke
Speaker 1: up with someone, you're going through a breakup. No, bitch,
Speaker 1: we're broken up. I'm not going through ship. I stay
Speaker 1: going through a break up. Oh no, no, no, okay, fine,
Speaker 1: recent break up, whatever the verbage is. You know what
Speaker 1: I want to talk about this anymore. It's okay. He
Speaker 1: he wanted you to just know that you a friend
Speaker 1: and he enjoyed meeting you at a festival. But you
Speaker 1: his friend. It's giving friends, it's giving If he was
Speaker 1: a woman doing the same thing, we know exactly what
Speaker 1: that ship would be. It's okay even if I was alone,
Speaker 1: Even if he finally invited me out alone, bro, and
Speaker 1: then you went out. First off, the fact that y'all
Speaker 1: even met at twell, y'allis met for lunch. That's home
Speaker 1: girls ship, so mean for luncen go shopping together. Let's
Speaker 1: go shopping. Then we did drugs that we ate across
Speaker 1: the street. It was across the street. It was giving
Speaker 1: soho energy. It's giving up with my homegirl, bitch. But
Speaker 1: he invited me in the day and then like we
Speaker 1: were hanging out till three in the morning, and then
Speaker 1: he invited me so I feel like you want to
Speaker 1: look at you trying to read it the ship. That's cue.
Speaker 1: I am so embarrassed right now. You might want to
Speaker 1: even make sure you know he he's either not interested
Speaker 1: in you that way, or are you sure the ex
Speaker 1: he just broke up with was a woman? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think Wow, Mandy think a kid does not
Speaker 1: like me, we gotta make him gay. Well, thank you
Speaker 1: trying to make him gay. I was just trying to
Speaker 1: throw out all the options to make you feel better
Speaker 1: about yourself. Well that that didn't help out either. Uh.
Speaker 1: I mean we're supposed to link up this week again.
Speaker 1: So lunch coffee bro, we were in the middle of
Speaker 1: texting and he was like, what are you doing right now?
Speaker 1: Do you wanted? That's not flirty? Rosie just did that?
Speaker 1: Shut up? Shut up, shut up? Shut up? My friends
Speaker 1: as if we want to go grab a bite all
Speaker 1: the time talk as I say it, I'm getting more
Speaker 1: embarrassed you should be. I feel rejected. I feel like
Speaker 1: if people hear me being rejected on this podcast, he's
Speaker 1: just fine. So that's really what makes this difficult. It's okay,
Speaker 1: Well I don't have homeboys that are that fine. I don't,
Speaker 1: so he can't be one. Oh I find homeboys, fine
Speaker 1: ass homeboys. I have like fine ass homeboys because all
Speaker 1: my friends sucked them, so I know they find Okay, wait,
Speaker 1: let me stop, let me stop, let me take this
Speaker 1: back fine to somebody like my my friends are cute,
Speaker 1: but like they don't make me want to suck their dick,
Speaker 1: Like Alex is cute, but I don't want to suck
Speaker 1: that nigga like you. Okay, well I want to suck
Speaker 1: this nigket That's why I'm bringing it up. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to analogies. Gig, you can talk about cute and
Speaker 1: fine this first off that subjective you think this man
Speaker 1: is fine. I'm never bringing him up again, thank you.
Speaker 1: I mean actually probably be with his girlfriend by next week.
Speaker 1: Whoa kill me? Now? Do you would you really? Okay,
Speaker 1: real quick, you're going through a breakup, you're newly single.
Speaker 1: Are you in a position to where you would really
Speaker 1: want to be a rebound? I'm not even thinking that deep.
Speaker 1: I'm going through a breakup too. We were talking about
Speaker 1: our exes yesterday, like how why we broke up? Things
Speaker 1: like that. I was like, okay, like we're both sucked
Speaker 1: up right, So I think both of you are very
Speaker 1: selfish in the fact that maybe you both should just
Speaker 1: really get over this breakup before you start to its
Speaker 1: restwine yourself with someone else. Well, no, but who people
Speaker 1: can have sex, Mandy Damn apparently not. I don't know. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know you claiming he just
Speaker 1: a friend. So anyway, he did not even did the
Speaker 1: friend anymore? We done done. The friend didn't work out. Damn,
Speaker 1: I met I met this nigga. Oh sorry, I thought
Speaker 1: you was talking about to ring. Um, let's get into
Speaker 1: a hole confession before we get out of here. You
Speaker 1: guys will hear a five minute bonus clip. We're gonna
Speaker 1: try to put it on his video because I'm a
Speaker 1: tail eight, but basically um on our Patreon, which we
Speaker 1: always plug in the end, so I'll just plug it
Speaker 1: out patreon dot com backslash four decisions. You can't search
Speaker 1: it because it's a team. Plus, we have at a
Speaker 1: top tier level a discord where a lot of people
Speaker 1: have been meeting each other. I think someone got married
Speaker 1: off the discord, like it's a vibe. Maybe I need
Speaker 1: to go in there and meeting. So there was a
Speaker 1: whole confession scent, and it says I got a little
Speaker 1: story I shared with the Discord and the group me
Speaker 1: and I think it would be fun to share with
Speaker 1: you all. The story also leads into a homemail question.
Speaker 1: This is just the copy and paste from the disc
Speaker 1: word quotation. I just came back from having some of
Speaker 1: the nastiest first date sex I've ever had. Normally, it
Speaker 1: gets that nasty after like three or four dates in
Speaker 1: face fucking, spit, spin in my mouth, my plusy, my ass,
Speaker 1: spanking and slapping and hair pulling, and I can't wait
Speaker 1: to be his good girl again. Now here's the homemail question.
Speaker 1: I met Sir again last night, our second date. He
Speaker 1: loves face fucking. I'm not much of being in charge
Speaker 1: during blow jobs because I need to guide your dick
Speaker 1: like you do it yourself. You don't know my mouth,
Speaker 1: you don't know my throat, You may get teeth. It happens.
Speaker 1: Sir is dominant and it's pretty good at it, and
Speaker 1: I let him take charge. And the way that Sir
Speaker 1: face fox me. He gets to the point of the
Speaker 1: throw of a certain angle that I feel like I
Speaker 1: have to throw up. And I've never had this problem
Speaker 1: I've had bigger, thicker dicks, and I've never had an
Speaker 1: issue with my gag reflects like this. And this is
Speaker 1: why I feel they need to be in charge, because
Speaker 1: I can do this sexy face funk gag and spit
Speaker 1: without getting to the point of bomb it. The day
Speaker 1: of the second date, between training for anal and face
Speaker 1: fucking not the second date, I didn't need anything but
Speaker 1: button nuts in a protein bar. I didn't need anything
Speaker 1: after six pm. We met and played at ten thirty
Speaker 1: when even the nuts story of came back up, the
Speaker 1: nuts that she ate. By the way, Now where any
Speaker 1: advice is, how do you prevent the gag? How do
Speaker 1: you train your gag reflex? I'd not they like to
Speaker 1: not throw up um on his dick or anyone else.
Speaker 1: So I've actually this was something that happened a lot,
Speaker 1: even with I was gonna say this trick, but well, no,
Speaker 1: my well my acts like face fucking So I think
Speaker 1: if it's something that you don't enjoy or you don't
Speaker 1: want to throw up, I think you have the conversation
Speaker 1: with him, hey are you doing this because you want
Speaker 1: me to throw up? Like a lot of men either
Speaker 1: want to see throw up or love to make you
Speaker 1: gag to where you start to cry. It's a power
Speaker 1: thing that they like to see. And so if you
Speaker 1: feel not only out of control, but it's something that
Speaker 1: you don't like the feeling of, that just needs to
Speaker 1: be discussed, like, because I think that there's a way
Speaker 1: to where you balance it right, say hey, this is
Speaker 1: how I really like to have had. I know you
Speaker 1: like face fucking. Let's do a mix, but we need
Speaker 1: to if I tap you like this, you're going too hard.
Speaker 1: I think this is where you introduced safe words or
Speaker 1: safe gestures because you clearly don't like it. But if
Speaker 1: a nigga's face fucking you, I don't think you really
Speaker 1: have the control like you think on your gag reflex,
Speaker 1: because sometimes your hands are pinned. You have no control
Speaker 1: at all at the velocity that he's going into your
Speaker 1: fucking throat or how he's turning or hitting it. So
Speaker 1: I personally think this needs to be a conversation. Clearly
Speaker 1: he may like it, and if it's something where you
Speaker 1: don't want to throw up or it makes you uncomfortable,
Speaker 1: I literally had to say that to my ex, like,
Speaker 1: all right, now that's enough. I don't like it, all right,
Speaker 1: I did it, but we're done. Like there's been times
Speaker 1: where he's throat fucked me and we've been done talking
Speaker 1: and I can't talk, like you know, funked up my
Speaker 1: vocal cords. I'm like kniving my tonsils of the issue
Speaker 1: because I've definitely gotten face funk to where my throat
Speaker 1: was in pain before. But I was gonna say the
Speaker 1: only tip I knew was like holding the thumb like this.
Speaker 1: You're getting face bucked, bro A lot of times. No,
Speaker 1: you can't even think of it. But apparently it's like
Speaker 1: a life hacker study for like gag reflecting. They only
Speaker 1: like recommend us on the internet for people that feel
Speaker 1: like they're going to throw up her vomit from being sick.
Speaker 1: But I mean, it's just a pressure point thing. You
Speaker 1: can google it like and see what it looks like.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I never actually thought that he might like
Speaker 1: to throw up so before maybe loving the fucking make
Speaker 1: your eyes water and hear that gagging noise and make
Speaker 1: you almost sound that's disgusting, bro. Okay, so that's what
Speaker 1: she's probably doing. Anyway. We hope you guys enjoyed this episode.
Speaker 1: We're sorry that we're not in I feel like it
Speaker 1: was just good. Y'all just want to sell the episodes,
Speaker 1: so be I do. I think this was a great episode.
Speaker 1: I hope you guys enjoyed it. Again, our schedules are
Speaker 1: just kind of a little bit all over the place
Speaker 1: right now, but we will be back is through the
Speaker 1: oh next week. UM. Definitely hope that you guys have
Speaker 1: enjoyed all of the content we've been putting out. We
Speaker 1: have some really dope guests and hopefully some more solo
Speaker 1: episodes as well coming up for you guys. Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: we have further now Oh wait, go ahead. Oh I
Speaker 1: was gonna say, let us know because we will be
Speaker 1: in the studio. We found some guests that we like.
Speaker 1: Tech is if there's anyone that you want us to
Speaker 1: work with that could be in the New York area,
Speaker 1: are easily accessible. Um and beyond that, in about a month,
Speaker 1: get your Roots Picnic tickets, come and see us. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be yes and before um the Roots Picnic, I
Speaker 1: am hosting a formal erotic dining experience here in New York.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, is it a b C D don't when
Speaker 1: it can so it is May. So it will be
Speaker 1: Memorial Day weekend. Um, unleash your inhibitions, submit to your desires,
Speaker 1: and stimulate your palette. I'm super excited. I day of
Speaker 1: the week is that So it's a sad day. It's
Speaker 1: on a Saturday. It will be in the city. You
Speaker 1: do have to go through a vetting process before you
Speaker 1: have the opportunity to purchase your tickets now real quick.
Speaker 1: This is a very intimate dining There will be performers,
Speaker 1: um the menu is phenomenal. I got to take a
Speaker 1: do a tasting with the chef. So if you are
Speaker 1: interested in going to the dining experience, go to Limitless
Speaker 1: lux l S dot com. That's l I M I
Speaker 1: T l E S S l u x E l
Speaker 1: S dot com. That will be in the description of
Speaker 1: this episode. Also going year the following day, which is
Speaker 1: the twenty nine, we are throwing and I will be
Speaker 1: hosting my very first play party. So that is on
Speaker 1: a Sunday. But most people do not have worked that Monday,
Speaker 1: because again this is taking place Memorial Day weekend here
Speaker 1: in New York City. Both locations are in the city,
Speaker 1: So if you're coming from any of the boroughs are
Speaker 1: flying in and don't know where to stay anywhere in
Speaker 1: Manhattan Works. Um. It is City Center in Manhattan. UM.
Speaker 1: And again you can purchase your tickets. You do get
Speaker 1: a discount rate for the play party if you attend
Speaker 1: for the dinner. Um. I will be there for both nights. Um,
Speaker 1: and I have a surprise guest joining me, So if
Speaker 1: you want to come to that, just know I got
Speaker 1: a surprise guests joining me that a few of you
Speaker 1: may know or may not know, but they will be
Speaker 1: joining me for the whole weekend. On question, what bit
Speaker 1: you're gonna sucket this party? I don't think so. I
Speaker 1: mean maybe women, maybe women like I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: think i'll funk a guy because I haven't sucked a
Speaker 1: guy in a play party unless it's been my partner. Bit,
Speaker 1: you got a month, so one thing, you have a partner,
Speaker 1: But also I already have my plus one, bitch, so
Speaker 1: I know the next weekends we bruce picked that. I'm
Speaker 1: hoping I'll be back by then next weekend. Please. I
Speaker 1: think the only even what I'm struggling is because I'm
Speaker 1: so used to using old based place, so now I'm
Speaker 1: just like, oh my god, whatever, anyway, what about you've
Speaker 1: got friends here, bitch? Yeah, But like you gotta remember
Speaker 1: she's back and forth too, and you don't someone. You
Speaker 1: don't want to encroach on someone's space. It's just a lot.
Speaker 1: Of course, I have friends. But if y'all want to
Speaker 1: buy with your tickets to one of these events and
Speaker 1: let hers stay with you, you might get some little
Speaker 1: extra extra bonush it. But again, I'm gonna come to
Speaker 1: the dinner from that that, I can't do the sex party. Come,
Speaker 1: I can't see you have someone dressed up by the way,
Speaker 1: um done that. This is a formal erotic doning experience.
Speaker 1: So the dress code is got the cut at the
Speaker 1: met gallon, so latex gowns, fish nets later jump, I can't, no, bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm doing a gown. I'm dressing the funk up. So
Speaker 1: again ls dot com, make sure you click the link
Speaker 1: in the bio to go through the vetting process so
Speaker 1: that you could purchase your tickets. Again. It is a
Speaker 1: limited amount of tickets for the dinner, also limited for
Speaker 1: the play party. So can't wait to see you guys there.
Speaker 1: And again we're gonna leave you guys off with a
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Speaker 1: backslash horrible Decisions. This has been yet another episode of
Speaker 1: Horrid Blair. This is your good bye. It's bonus, bitches,
Speaker 1: and we bet you get it's not gonna be filled
Speaker 1: with much tea. I already have people like, would an
Speaker 1: old bay say when he heard this bitch, I wouldn't know.
Speaker 1: I've blocked that newgro I mean he may have someone
Speaker 1: giving him the tea anyways, I'm sure, but um, I
Speaker 1: just thought, I guess to give if he knows what
Speaker 1: he did. When I was in the elevator just coming
Speaker 1: up to do this episode, um my neighbor, I had
Speaker 1: a company sent me like a hundred bodies crops, maybe
Speaker 1: forty I'm not exactly a hundred forty, about forty right
Speaker 1: black ticks. She's next door, so I handed it to her.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, here, I got this, you know
Speaker 1: in the mail. I want to give them to you.
Speaker 1: I was because we gotta keep from staying young. She goes,
Speaker 1: and we gotta keep staying young. And she was like, girl,
Speaker 1: I'm way older than you. And I said, what she is?
Speaker 1: Thirty five? I swear on my mom And I thought
Speaker 1: she was maybe at Max like thirty eight. She looked
Speaker 1: really young and she said, I'm fifty. I said, bitch,
Speaker 1: I know you vegan. That's that's how it might not
Speaker 1: even be vegan. That's how uh, that's how motherfucker's be
Speaker 1: treating my ex. Like my ex does not look fifty
Speaker 1: at all. No, And I think that's the thing though,
Speaker 1: when you really take carey body. And don't get me wrong,
Speaker 1: I only know her because she is the dog. So
Speaker 1: we'd be at the dog park, but she'd be running
Speaker 1: with the dog, jumping up and off the table like
Speaker 1: working all like crazy, and I'm like, yo, you know
Speaker 1: you don't look fifty. So I say all that to say,
Speaker 1: she said, because I thought about Maggie. Who's the bitch?
Speaker 1: Obey went to go see and Duey and she said, girl,
Speaker 1: I don't have a concept of time. She said, if
Speaker 1: you asked me, I'm still sucking the nick. I was
Speaker 1: from high school. She was like, everything feels the same.
Speaker 1: She was like, I take care of my body. She
Speaker 1: was like, and my spirit is like she said, I
Speaker 1: eat good and I'll tell no lies. I said, I
Speaker 1: know that right, And I really want to tell old
Speaker 1: b because his body is fucking crazy. He really really
Speaker 1: works on his body, but he tells lies and so
Speaker 1: that's why he's bald. Well Balding is not no balding.
Speaker 1: I like bald. Bald is sexy. My ex was bald,
Speaker 1: but I doubt what a lot of diggas was bald.
Speaker 1: I've had other bald niggas coming sun me down. He
Speaker 1: like bald players. Oh, episode named sorry anyways, guys in
Speaker 1: this episode is our cinema for the month, and we
Speaker 1: chose to do bad Vecan if I'm not bad Vegan
Speaker 1: on Bacay bro. It was good. It was really good.
Speaker 1: But what's crazy too? I think last month we did
Speaker 1: a Tender Swindler, so it's very similar in conversations. So
Speaker 1: I dug in to do some different things. But before
Speaker 1: we started with the with the catchup, I want to
Speaker 1: know what other TV you were currently watching? Um, Jocelyn's Caperette, Honey,
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see this. He was one on
Speaker 1: the day. I just I just went to a Sanse's
Speaker 1: house and he caught me all the way up with it.
Speaker 1: So I messed a mind. Did what was I gonna say? Um?
Speaker 1: I've been rewatching girls on HBO and I've been watching
Speaker 1: what is it that I watched every Sunday. Oh not
Speaker 1: need a fiance. That ship's getting crazy. Um, I didn't
Speaker 1: want to make mention. I was in a every week.
Speaker 1: On Tuesday's we have a staff meeting with all the
Speaker 1: heads at my job, and two of the departments have
Speaker 1: to do with stuff you watch, right, film and TV,
Speaker 1: And literally one of the girls is like, so and
Speaker 1: so keeps throwing me a project. But like, by the
Speaker 1: time we released this on Netflix, they're already gonna be
Speaker 1: tired of this scamming. She's like, Netflix goes and waves,
Speaker 1: so right now you've got an LV, then you've got
Speaker 1: the Tinder Swindler, then you've got Bad Vegan. She's like,
Speaker 1: we're in a wave of scam She's like, we've been
Speaker 1: in a wave of stand up. We got in a
Speaker 1: wave of black sheet and she's like, Netflix hits you
Speaker 1: in waves and keep feeding you. She's like, by the
Speaker 1: time we acquire this project, the wave will be off.
Speaker 1: And I was like, wow, like that is really like
Speaker 1: Hollywood ship because I don't even I forgot Anna delv too,
Speaker 1: all of them, and now it makes me want more.
Speaker 1: And of course because you watched blah blah blah, now
Speaker 1: you like this, So it's like I do enjoy it,
Speaker 1: and the bad Vegan story was great, but like I
Speaker 1: want to actually see how long that time. Really It's
Speaker 1: weird because I really don't think people get sick of it.
Speaker 1: Like I'm someone and I think I mentioned it on
Speaker 1: this pod when I'm just like nothing's on TV. I
Speaker 1: love to binge American greed, which technically is scams maybe
Speaker 1: a year or two ago. No, no, no, people don't
Speaker 1: get sick of it. I think they're saying, like the hype. Oh,
Speaker 1: I mean but even what what was it one or
Speaker 1: two years ago now? Was Firefest and that had everyone talking.
Speaker 1: So I mean, I think the people love watching other
Speaker 1: people get got over on. I don't know why, but
Speaker 1: I think it's a thing. I think as it's also
Speaker 1: like the everyday person to all of these people are
Speaker 1: very unassuming, you know what I mean, Like I think
Speaker 1: I was talking to Sophia that they're not even unassuming.
Speaker 1: They just white because the way there could be your
Speaker 1: everyday persons white as crook ass bitches who somehow even
Speaker 1: just get the access to all this loan money. It's insane,
Speaker 1: It's insane, insane,