WEBVTT - Ep 265: Single Again, Back on the Prowl

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<v Speaker 1>Guess what decision We're about to make a horrible decisions. Hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to another episode of Harry Bled just sizy all

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<v Speaker 1>but the whole. She's never been to France. Actually I

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<v Speaker 1>have been, bitch, but have you. I don't feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I actually went to France and have pictures under the

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<v Speaker 1>motherfucking Eiffel Tower. It's not a big one. If anyone

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<v Speaker 1>has seen the Tinder Swindler, he also had pictures in places.

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<v Speaker 1>So I really went. I really went fingering down with

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<v Speaker 1>my little Barrett. How thank you. Welcome back everybody. For

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<v Speaker 1>those of you watching on YouTube, don't get mad at us.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a little bit of a faux pall with

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<v Speaker 1>scheduling and um because we busy. That's why I know

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's giving busy. But I can't wait to get

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<v Speaker 1>back to New York. Dog Like I can't even like

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<v Speaker 1>look at people's Instagram stories because I'm starting to like

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<v Speaker 1>get really bad. Pomo is going on all through l A.

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<v Speaker 1>There's more parties here than like I've ever seen before.

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<v Speaker 1>And I still miss New York and my apartment. It's

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<v Speaker 1>still not ready. By the way, I had a lawyer

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<v Speaker 1>that I hired because I can't get rid of the apartment. Bro,

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<v Speaker 1>I pay three thousand dollars for a two bedroom that's

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<v Speaker 1>huge in the Lawer East Side with Florida's ceiling windows. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't go. The lawyer was like, technically they provided

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<v Speaker 1>you another space, so you have no case, right even

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<v Speaker 1>though the place is only two hundred and twenty four

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<v Speaker 1>square feet that they gave me in a shoe box.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't matter, bro, legally. And that's the thing too, write,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how long you signed your lease for it,

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<v Speaker 1>but that is only good for what your lease was

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<v Speaker 1>open for. The rints in New York. Now it's sick

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<v Speaker 1>they tried here. I ain't need to hold you, bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm about to have to move back to the Bronx.

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<v Speaker 1>I know front. I think is this lives in? Is

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<v Speaker 1>the Riverdale the Bronx like he always talks about it,

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<v Speaker 1>um like, oh damn m rich Nig is up there,

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<v Speaker 1>But it's it is, but it's not. It's like above Dykeman,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's on the completely opposite side. It's closer to

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<v Speaker 1>like Westchester. Would you get a car? You need a car,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean had one before. I wouldn't move to Riverdale Beach.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just Joe. I mean, I'm the Bronx for

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<v Speaker 1>the Bronx. For the Bronx was a joke. You missed

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<v Speaker 1>the joke. Okay, you missed I thought you were being serious.

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<v Speaker 1>You missed it. You missed it. I'm sorry. No, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>one thing I didn't miss it is the opportunity to

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<v Speaker 1>call this episode single again. Back on the proud shout

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<v Speaker 1>out to training we can. We both are single. And

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to say, even though y'all and and y'all,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean me have never thought that Mandy would be

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<v Speaker 1>single again because we feel like you might go back

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<v Speaker 1>to this second, I'm not gonna go back to this like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going back to this name. I'm not going back.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like I would not name a Patreon episode. Old

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<v Speaker 1>Bay is dead to me if he was not dead

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<v Speaker 1>to me. I mean, but we literally but here's the

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<v Speaker 1>problem too, with this episode title that you chose single again. Bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't back wich, I'm not back on the crowd. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's live, it's all live. I don't one a day.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to nigga and y'all, I am having

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<v Speaker 1>I literally just had to talk about this with my therapist. Listen, y'all,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even want casual sex, and listen, bitch, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know who I am. I literally going through a crisis.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking to my therapist and I'm just like, I

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<v Speaker 1>have to do this show and you know, horrible decisions.

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<v Speaker 1>You're you're familiar, and I'm just like, how do I

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<v Speaker 1>continue talking about sex? And I don't even want We

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<v Speaker 1>gotta just get guests or I gotta be a home

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<v Speaker 1>bro and you know what, you love doing it? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>because the ladder, it can't happen. What can I said?

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<v Speaker 1>The latter can happen if we either have to have

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<v Speaker 1>guests or ladder. That happened, Lodder just happened. You are

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<v Speaker 1>ah no, but honestly to be to be serious, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I'm just having this like weird little fun,

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<v Speaker 1>but real quick. I did come to l a shout

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<v Speaker 1>out to everybody who pulled up to the Hollywood improv

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<v Speaker 1>Um for our first live television taping of a live show.

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<v Speaker 1>It was really, really, really dope. Thank you so all

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<v Speaker 1>my friends who pulled up. Thank you for everybody who

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<v Speaker 1>joined us on stage and asked questions. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of fun. But let me tell you how I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Sh it is just weird right now. So before I

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<v Speaker 1>came out there, I'm like, okay, I'm newly single. Y'all

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<v Speaker 1>know I got mad holes in l A. So I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, we didn't know I got bad holes in

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<v Speaker 1>l A. So all right, two of them were not

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<v Speaker 1>going to be in town, and I was like okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the other one had to be with his kids,

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<v Speaker 1>and okay, I guess I know it's sucking kids, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess gonna be a daddy, so so real quick.

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<v Speaker 1>So he said we weren't gonna be able to see

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<v Speaker 1>each other. So, bitch, I didn't pat none of my

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<v Speaker 1>toys because I'm not going to see you. So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in flights on my little freewhee feet and the nigga

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<v Speaker 1>hits me like, what time you land? I think I know, girl,

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you what? Tell you what my motherucking

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<v Speaker 1>response was. I said, oh, you're gonna be free. You

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<v Speaker 1>told me you weren't gonna be free, so I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>think I was gonna see you. He said no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no, no no, no, like I could see you tonight but

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<v Speaker 1>not over the weekend. I said, oh, well, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>bring no toys, and he said, what that gotta do? Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you, I could see you, And I said,

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<v Speaker 1>if I can't pay you, what's the reason of us

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<v Speaker 1>seeing each other? Like na, No, I don't just want

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<v Speaker 1>to fuck you like he was. I know, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think he felt away. But you didn't say that though,

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<v Speaker 1>or you think my phone. I swear to God. I

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<v Speaker 1>swear to God. I said, well, Nigga, I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>my toys. In the last time I came to l A,

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<v Speaker 1>I bought the strap and a and a peg. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not buying another trap on Nigga's who one of the

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<v Speaker 1>dollars and he didn't offer to buy it either. But

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<v Speaker 1>also now it's doing a lot like sex shouldn't be

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<v Speaker 1>the difficult and now we have to go on a

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<v Speaker 1>field trip again. No, I don't now now I'll just

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<v Speaker 1>see you another time maybe. But also, guys, and I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm also literally over my nigga. But I just have

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<v Speaker 1>no desire to have sex. And I don't think I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever felt like this in my life. So I'm just like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>because you gotta get out of this phase of I

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<v Speaker 1>was there, like last year was the least sex I

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<v Speaker 1>had because Old Day and I had been going through it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think you get over this hump of like

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<v Speaker 1>real quick, because for me, are you admitted to lying

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<v Speaker 1>him in the medication SI so and depression? So now

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<v Speaker 1>it's not that it was all obeyed the whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh he was the one. We're going through it bad.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, I didn't want to suck. And then

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<v Speaker 1>it was just like even more difficult because we were open.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's like, you know they're getting it somewhere else,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're still hurt because you're depressed. Like that made

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<v Speaker 1>our relationship really difficult. Now I'm not saying me being

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<v Speaker 1>a sad girl was like the reason we broke up,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's definitely his fault. I'm just saying it didn't help,

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<v Speaker 1>Like it made it worse. But that was the least

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<v Speaker 1>sex I was able to have. And plus I was

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<v Speaker 1>back and forth to l A, So I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>that also caused a little bit of a rift. But

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I mean we had our little vacations and

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<v Speaker 1>then that's the problem. Whenever we were on vacation, that's

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<v Speaker 1>where our relationship was great. Like when we could go away,

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<v Speaker 1>we were like, oh, yeah, we should be together, and

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<v Speaker 1>then we'd come home and it was like, oh, you're

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<v Speaker 1>pussy still broken. Oh well, I just like have zero

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<v Speaker 1>desire to like fuck. And then I'm also battling, right

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<v Speaker 1>because y'all know, I'm cool with being a hole if

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<v Speaker 1>I have to be. But it's like, now if a

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<v Speaker 1>man comes over and fox me, I need my trash

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<v Speaker 1>taken out, And I don't know if now I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like a cheap hole because how do you keep talking

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<v Speaker 1>about this? Because I'm just serious? Am I a cheap

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<v Speaker 1>hoe for like exchanging coucie for my trash being taken out?

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<v Speaker 1>Because my mind goes to the home ship, like should

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<v Speaker 1>I be charging in fifteen dollars antech my trash out?

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<v Speaker 1>I think this is like an act of service, love

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<v Speaker 1>language type thing that someone showed you and now you

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<v Speaker 1>can't get enough. And it kind of reminds me of

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<v Speaker 1>almost like it's like the regression of you know, when

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<v Speaker 1>you're young and you your first dude that has a car,

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<v Speaker 1>and now you gotta keep sucking eggs with cars, and

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<v Speaker 1>then are you doing this is not the same You

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<v Speaker 1>gotta you had a man man, a manly man, start

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<v Speaker 1>doing things, and now you need that sheet. Now you're like, so, so,

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<v Speaker 1>then here's my homemail. I have a question for you.

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<v Speaker 1>How do I bring up that I need and want

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<v Speaker 1>those things that would be considered boy friendship to a

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<v Speaker 1>niggas might just one ka. I was just going to say,

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<v Speaker 1>I literally yesterday did an episode on for Fact's Sake

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<v Speaker 1>about Vegas, and when we talked about Vegas, we talked

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<v Speaker 1>about the Bunny Ranch. The Bunny Ranch on their menu,

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<v Speaker 1>they have girlfriend experience, right, And then once I started

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<v Speaker 1>like researching more about girlfriend experience, apparently mental escorts provide

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<v Speaker 1>boyfriend experience and those actually for male escorts include chores

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<v Speaker 1>because for women it's like neck or like the Scout massage,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like little light things. For men on escorts sites,

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<v Speaker 1>light chores is in there. So bitch, you need to

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<v Speaker 1>make a joke about it and be like what I

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<v Speaker 1>need this. I'll be doing that to niggas too. I'd

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<v Speaker 1>be like, I like the cattle, but I'm serious. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>like for me, I can't have my face fucked without

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<v Speaker 1>a niggas. You it was a great example. You just

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<v Speaker 1>use it. I'm not gonna create a girlfriend boyfriend experience

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<v Speaker 1>list like an escort and show it to my next

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<v Speaker 1>casual sex funck. Buddy, I'm actually telling you to just

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<v Speaker 1>get a boyfriend experience escort. That's what I'm trying to say.

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<v Speaker 1>I already told you I'm not paying for no Dick,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm not gonna pay to get my trash taken out. Bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>I got handy for that, and it don't gotta come

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<v Speaker 1>with Dick what you're talking about. Use your handicode. We

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<v Speaker 1>need them. We don't have a handicode, we don't. I

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<v Speaker 1>really think for research, you should just do it. I

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<v Speaker 1>think we should use the w d P LLC fund

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<v Speaker 1>and we should see what happens if you get an

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<v Speaker 1>escort and you could come and report back. It'll be fun.

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<v Speaker 1>It'll be a thing. Because I'm actually gonna go out

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<v Speaker 1>here and use my throat cote. You want me to

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<v Speaker 1>pay for DICKO. This is a human interest pieced. How

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<v Speaker 1>do we keep leveling ourselves up? It's very different. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>Dick is not sex podcast, But people like when you

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<v Speaker 1>do one weird ship, like you gotta go out in

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<v Speaker 1>the world and try something new, not just like a

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<v Speaker 1>wait real quick, what's the going right for Dick right now?

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<v Speaker 1>like a big old dick and fine and at least

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<v Speaker 1>six two. I think you can get one first off

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<v Speaker 1>the paper and nigga, it's gonna be a whole building nigga,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's gonna be exactly what I want. I need

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<v Speaker 1>them too. I feel like there's gotta be a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of available niggas because white people are always fam to

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<v Speaker 1>look like Boris Kojo, what man up? It's cock time.

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<v Speaker 1>up dot com they have black friendly. Okay, I definitely

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<v Speaker 1>want a man who's friendly. Okay, Oh wait, hold on, bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>It was feeling racist these women that I have to

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<v Speaker 1>say that they're black friendly and they're okay with black men.

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<v Speaker 1>But we talked about that. That's I mean, Lisa and

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<v Speaker 1>said it. We've had a lot of porn stars say that, like,

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<v Speaker 1>You're right. Sometimes it's determined, even imporn by if you've

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<v Speaker 1>had sex with black men or not. You see this

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<v Speaker 1>com and I'm telling you right now, it's giving. Some

0:12:15.960 --> 0:12:17.880
<v Speaker 1>of some of them are hot, and then some of

0:12:17.920 --> 0:12:20.439
<v Speaker 1>these niggas is just like it looks like they made

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<v Speaker 1>a seeking arrangement profile. Okay, let's see the roads, is bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>how many roses do the niggasnee? Okay, Leon Faraoh based

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<v Speaker 1>on the UK but happy to travel. Um wait, I

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<v Speaker 1>would have to book his flight. Oh, I ain't paying

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<v Speaker 1>for dick and flew in it out, so like you

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<v Speaker 1>got me. It looks like for the night, it's about

0:12:47.720 --> 0:12:52.840
<v Speaker 1>dred to the night. Hell no, for the hour? What's

0:12:52.840 --> 0:12:58.040
<v Speaker 1>the hourly rate? Three fifty to five hundred? Now we

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<v Speaker 1>get you, Mandy. I actually think we should start to

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<v Speaker 1>go fund me for this three fifty to five honey.

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<v Speaker 1>I would you want a cheap nigger at the same

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<v Speaker 1>time when you want someone who add a little bit

0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:13.080
<v Speaker 1>of high level to their cars? No, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just thinking of. I would rather go eat at

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<v Speaker 1>a fancy restaurant and order me some ball marrow and

0:13:18.160 --> 0:13:22.280
<v Speaker 1>some Hamachi crudeo with a really nice cocktail, come back home,

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<v Speaker 1>play with my little toy with a little air pole

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<v Speaker 1>saying technology and none, and go to sleep for way

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<v Speaker 1>less than that the air the air pols saying technology

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<v Speaker 1>that is that? Heard p said? I didn't know you

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<v Speaker 1>said pulse sating. I thought you said air pole. Say,

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<v Speaker 1>why are you be trying to play me? I swear

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<v Speaker 1>to God that's what I heard. Why are you trying

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<v Speaker 1>to free? All? Right? Man? You don't want to Dick

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<v Speaker 1>paid for it, But I bet you there's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>someone in your MS today like Mandy. I would love

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<v Speaker 1>to assist. Oh wait, speaking of I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>this is new with y'all, um, but hopefully I would

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<v Speaker 1>just like to know who Daddy this is his name

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<v Speaker 1>is and he chose to hop in my email for

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<v Speaker 1>whatever reason and set me pictures of a crab boil

0:14:10.480 --> 0:14:16.600
<v Speaker 1>crawfish at tu Faith, his padtorn and a picture of

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<v Speaker 1>him on some yo, myke. Can I call him really quick?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to call him? Yeah? I'm about to

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<v Speaker 1>do it. What's the number? I didn't block my number

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<v Speaker 1>because I didn't I want to. You could block him

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<v Speaker 1>one time. I feel like, I'm like, so are he

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna answer? I want to tell him that I

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<v Speaker 1>saw pictures of the crowd bold damn, damn, y'all. We

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<v Speaker 1>trying to create really good content here and it's not happening.

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<v Speaker 1>Has been an animated boy messaging systems anything. I thought,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't hear his voice. Damn it, says Lynn. Huh,

0:15:06.920 --> 0:15:12.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, we're not. Oh well that android. I

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<v Speaker 1>knew it. He got an anti exclamation point. Saw your

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<v Speaker 1>d M about crab boil. Please give me a call

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<v Speaker 1>back when you can't think. I just don't know why

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<v Speaker 1>he thought crabs crawfish and it was gonna make me

0:15:28.840 --> 0:15:32.800
<v Speaker 1>respond to his email like where I've never known anyone

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<v Speaker 1>to internationally travel for a boil. I thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>our ship. Can we not go to the world anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be getting to Vandela ship. Let's hope this day

0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:42.400
<v Speaker 1>called me back in the next forty five minute. Dog.

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<v Speaker 1>If he calls me back and we're not recording, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to like pull up my laptop and just start

0:15:47.520 --> 0:15:56.480
<v Speaker 1>getting it. Okay, anyting for content. So y'all have probably

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<v Speaker 1>seen this in the shade room, and it was a

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<v Speaker 1>very hot headline that I actually thought was kind of

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<v Speaker 1>insensitive to post, because I think when you post it

0:16:05.600 --> 0:16:08.480
<v Speaker 1>like this, you've got to make sure you're talking about

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<v Speaker 1>the why. So in New Jersey, two women in a

0:16:11.840 --> 0:16:15.080
<v Speaker 1>prison got pregnant after they had sex with a trans

0:16:15.120 --> 0:16:18.840
<v Speaker 1>person that was on the female prison side of the jail. Um,

0:16:18.880 --> 0:16:22.320
<v Speaker 1>they became pregnant following the sex with the transgender prisoner,

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<v Speaker 1>and the governor said that, Um, they're obviously troubled with

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<v Speaker 1>segregating prisoners. There are many reasons and apparently, um, they're

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<v Speaker 1>all going to be reprimanded. Um. They faced intense scrutiny

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<v Speaker 1>in recent years related to staff members. Who's gonna be reprimanded?

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<v Speaker 1>The trans all that are pregnant? Why don't is it

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<v Speaker 1>sex allowed in prisons? Like people have sex in prisons.

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<v Speaker 1>They give condoms in male prisons, clearly sexist only so

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<v Speaker 1>that they don't spread HIV. But you think they're allowed

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<v Speaker 1>to fuck in prison? Are you serious? I'm dead serious.

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<v Speaker 1>They have sex in prison all the time. Bro, No,

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<v Speaker 1>they're not allowed to fuck. You can't tell me they're

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<v Speaker 1>not allowed to funk. But then in male prisons they're

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<v Speaker 1>giving condoms. So apparently the the HIV spread is so

0:17:15.680 --> 0:17:18.240
<v Speaker 1>rapid in male prison that's why they've done, like given

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<v Speaker 1>condoms away. It's not every prison. You don't think that

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<v Speaker 1>a woman's condom. They're not bumping coochies and eating each other.

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<v Speaker 1>They would be forcing themselves to go to jail. If

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<v Speaker 1>they knew they could, just like no, no one could

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<v Speaker 1>posed themselves to go to jail for some pussy. Bro.

0:17:34.160 --> 0:17:37.560
<v Speaker 1>There's pussy out in the free world. However, Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>are they putting this the two women pregnancy because I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not. I can't do this with her today because

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<v Speaker 1>there ain't no way. You're telling me that sex is

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<v Speaker 1>forbidden in prison? Is sex allowed in jail? Have you

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<v Speaker 1>not watched Oranges The New Black bro? They be bumping

0:17:55.200 --> 0:18:01.360
<v Speaker 1>coochies all the time. Federal law criminalizes prison staff inmates sex.

0:18:02.359 --> 0:18:05.600
<v Speaker 1>Prisoners can have sex with each other. They all prisoners.

0:18:06.600 --> 0:18:09.120
<v Speaker 1>Can prisoners have sex with each other in prisons other

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<v Speaker 1>than conjugal visits? Um, it's allowed, bitch. They're human beings.

0:18:13.160 --> 0:18:20.000
<v Speaker 1>They're not keeping them from sex. No, uh no, it says,

0:18:20.320 --> 0:18:22.879
<v Speaker 1>this is an anonymous answer. I served six years in

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<v Speaker 1>prison from two jeeves and giving me an anonymous answers

0:18:26.720 --> 0:18:29.040
<v Speaker 1>her sources during we go back to the vanilla ship.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not doing no, no, no, this is good. During

0:18:30.680 --> 0:18:33.119
<v Speaker 1>that time I had seven different cell mates. Five of

0:18:33.160 --> 0:18:35.360
<v Speaker 1>them were a short term and the other two were longer. Firstly,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gay and I never have it, never will be.

0:18:37.480 --> 0:18:38.920
<v Speaker 1>But prison is a whole new world in which you

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<v Speaker 1>need to adapt. Of the seven men, I had sex

0:18:40.920 --> 0:18:43.840
<v Speaker 1>with two of them, and I needed It's more of

0:18:43.880 --> 0:18:46.400
<v Speaker 1>a need for sexual gratification. When you're confined with someone

0:18:46.400 --> 0:18:48.840
<v Speaker 1>for months on end, it is a lot easier to

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<v Speaker 1>sleep with that person in your cell. You build a

0:18:50.920 --> 0:18:53.800
<v Speaker 1>bond sexes and glamorous and obviously you can't get caught.

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<v Speaker 1>It's uncomfortable because you can't. You have to self lubricate,

0:18:57.440 --> 0:18:59.879
<v Speaker 1>but you can get the job done. You normally have

0:19:00.040 --> 0:19:02.280
<v Speaker 1>around five minutes until the next check. Thank you. That

0:19:02.400 --> 0:19:05.840
<v Speaker 1>is giving and giving, yes, but not everyone is an

0:19:05.840 --> 0:19:08.800
<v Speaker 1>exhibitionist and wants to be seen. That's all. It was

0:19:08.840 --> 0:19:11.200
<v Speaker 1>giving and it's giving. I would prefer luke, but since

0:19:11.200 --> 0:19:13.200
<v Speaker 1>it's not there, I have to use my spit. That's

0:19:13.240 --> 0:19:18.639
<v Speaker 1>all that that just gave me. So let's gabou was

0:19:18.720 --> 0:19:23.720
<v Speaker 1>sex nonetheless, So I don't believe that these three women

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<v Speaker 1>should be in any sort of trouble because a trans

0:19:30.720 --> 0:19:36.760
<v Speaker 1>woman impregnated these two other women inmates. I mean, clearly

0:19:38.480 --> 0:19:42.760
<v Speaker 1>it's going to be they're all women, you know science,

0:19:43.000 --> 0:19:45.920
<v Speaker 1>there's the little swimmers and the low balls. And if

0:19:46.160 --> 0:19:48.880
<v Speaker 1>this woman has sex with these other women however genetically

0:19:49.200 --> 0:19:52.440
<v Speaker 1>has this other body part. Of course, the consequence of

0:19:52.480 --> 0:19:56.880
<v Speaker 1>the baby. I mean, but now the baby is born

0:19:56.920 --> 0:19:59.360
<v Speaker 1>into the prison system for one and two, it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be taken away. So that's the other thing that really

0:20:01.000 --> 0:20:04.800
<v Speaker 1>sucks to right, But I think, thank god it's being

0:20:04.800 --> 0:20:06.560
<v Speaker 1>removed out of the prison and being given to a

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<v Speaker 1>better family that's not in Britain. We don't know if

0:20:08.720 --> 0:20:12.480
<v Speaker 1>it's a better family. We don't know life, okay, we

0:20:12.560 --> 0:20:15.440
<v Speaker 1>just don't know how anything's gonna happen. So what do

0:20:15.480 --> 0:20:16.879
<v Speaker 1>I mean? But like it's like, you know what if

0:20:16.880 --> 0:20:19.200
<v Speaker 1>you're the baby that's born in fucking jail and it's

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<v Speaker 1>like suck your fucking two moms or like it's just

0:20:21.400 --> 0:20:24.480
<v Speaker 1>a mess. But I think, for one, the main thing

0:20:24.520 --> 0:20:26.159
<v Speaker 1>we all need to remember because everybody was like this

0:20:26.200 --> 0:20:28.960
<v Speaker 1>is insane, they need to remove trans women from the prisons.

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<v Speaker 1>But first of all, do you think trans women are

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<v Speaker 1>gonna last a day in jail with how homophobic Nigas are?

0:20:38.640 --> 0:20:42.440
<v Speaker 1>I mean one not even just assault by you know, physically,

0:20:42.480 --> 0:20:46.840
<v Speaker 1>but like rape or anyway. Not to get deep, but

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying is like the the other option is

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<v Speaker 1>not a better one. And although I didn't know that

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<v Speaker 1>there were floors where people are like they only have

0:20:54.400 --> 0:20:56.560
<v Speaker 1>gay men on a certain prison floor. Um, and I've

0:20:56.640 --> 0:20:59.520
<v Speaker 1>even seeing that unlocked up abroad. I always thought they

0:20:59.520 --> 0:21:03.000
<v Speaker 1>would put the trans girls in there. I always had

0:21:03.000 --> 0:21:06.600
<v Speaker 1>thought that, but I guess now they don't. So I

0:21:06.600 --> 0:21:08.640
<v Speaker 1>ain't gonna hold you as much as I love dick.

0:21:08.840 --> 0:21:10.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I would be happy if I got

0:21:10.840 --> 0:21:12.480
<v Speaker 1>locked up in there was some dick in there that

0:21:12.520 --> 0:21:15.159
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't get in trouble phoe and it was a

0:21:15.200 --> 0:21:19.520
<v Speaker 1>big one who I wanted. They probably they probably definitely,

0:21:20.280 --> 0:21:23.040
<v Speaker 1>they probably definitely be trying to get them niggas not

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<v Speaker 1>to fucking. At some point they'll be like, I give up.

0:21:25.000 --> 0:21:26.440
<v Speaker 1>And you know what I would love to know, being

0:21:26.440 --> 0:21:28.000
<v Speaker 1>that I read that anonymous thing and he was talking

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<v Speaker 1>about loub nigga, what is the jail form of lube?

0:21:32.720 --> 0:21:35.879
<v Speaker 1>Because we know y'all make gourmet meals. You know y'all

0:21:35.920 --> 0:21:42.800
<v Speaker 1>make alcohol. What butter? Butter? Do they get butter and jail? Right? Yeah?

0:21:42.840 --> 0:21:44.680
<v Speaker 1>I think they would bro use a little bit of

0:21:44.720 --> 0:21:46.800
<v Speaker 1>chrisco a little bit olive oil. Probably not olive, was

0:21:46.840 --> 0:21:50.119
<v Speaker 1>probably Chris Cooke, the little fat ship a little the

0:21:50.119 --> 0:21:52.639
<v Speaker 1>ship that you heard you say you used that before

0:21:52.680 --> 0:21:55.520
<v Speaker 1>with Joe Nasty as you use chriscope of Phoe. No.

0:21:55.760 --> 0:21:57.920
<v Speaker 1>A GUYD in colleges told me I should use the

0:21:57.960 --> 0:22:01.359
<v Speaker 1>most natural like quote unquote vegan shortening one because like

0:22:01.560 --> 0:22:03.720
<v Speaker 1>to put on the outer labia when I was younger. Yeah,

0:22:03.720 --> 0:22:06.439
<v Speaker 1>I remember that, so then it's probably all when I

0:22:06.480 --> 0:22:09.560
<v Speaker 1>think about that now, that's so fucking insane. That GUYD

0:22:09.600 --> 0:22:13.199
<v Speaker 1>in college just told me to use christco I was

0:22:13.240 --> 0:22:16.639
<v Speaker 1>in nineteen years old at eighteen nineteen. It wasn't regular

0:22:16.680 --> 0:22:21.600
<v Speaker 1>Christal oil. It was Christmas shortenings. To see, it's all

0:22:21.720 --> 0:22:24.120
<v Speaker 1>vegetables shortening. If anyone wants to google it and it's

0:22:24.160 --> 0:22:27.359
<v Speaker 1>just like canned looking thing. But or if you're listening

0:22:27.400 --> 0:22:29.560
<v Speaker 1>to horrible decisions, that means you have a phone, which

0:22:29.560 --> 0:22:31.919
<v Speaker 1>means you should be able to afford a nice bottle

0:22:31.920 --> 0:22:36.800
<v Speaker 1>of luke. Like they told us it was the most

0:22:36.800 --> 0:22:40.400
<v Speaker 1>antar bro our listeners to use vegetable shortening, and they

0:22:40.520 --> 0:22:42.480
<v Speaker 1>I would never push anyone to do that. That was

0:22:43.080 --> 0:22:45.240
<v Speaker 1>they told them to go use vegetable shortening, and they

0:22:45.240 --> 0:22:47.240
<v Speaker 1>couldn't said. If anyone wants to see what it looks

0:22:47.280 --> 0:22:49.320
<v Speaker 1>like because that bitch is crazy. But that was also

0:22:49.400 --> 0:22:52.399
<v Speaker 1>eleven years ago, so maybe they didn't know any better. Wait,

0:22:52.560 --> 0:23:00.480
<v Speaker 1>not eleven years ago, twelve years ago. Come on me, way,

0:23:00.720 --> 0:23:03.359
<v Speaker 1>let's move on to the horrid derb. First, another wild tale.

0:23:03.840 --> 0:23:05.960
<v Speaker 1>It's gonna start off sad, but you are going to

0:23:06.960 --> 0:23:09.560
<v Speaker 1>ship your pants when I tell you this next part. So,

0:23:10.600 --> 0:23:12.920
<v Speaker 1>the reason why we got knocked off and then scheduling

0:23:12.920 --> 0:23:15.280
<v Speaker 1>for filming got knocked off because my grandmother passed. Some

0:23:15.320 --> 0:23:17.639
<v Speaker 1>of you know, I've been talking about her on Horrible Forever.

0:23:18.080 --> 0:23:20.399
<v Speaker 1>It is my mom's mom, and it was kind of

0:23:20.400 --> 0:23:23.520
<v Speaker 1>surprising for us and a really rough time. And my

0:23:23.560 --> 0:23:27.679
<v Speaker 1>grandmother was really fun and loved to party, and I

0:23:27.680 --> 0:23:29.760
<v Speaker 1>mean she was rolling around towards the end of her life.

0:23:29.800 --> 0:23:31.240
<v Speaker 1>But I still feel like if we could have rolled

0:23:31.280 --> 0:23:33.200
<v Speaker 1>her into the club, she would have loved. Oh my gosh,

0:23:33.240 --> 0:23:37.600
<v Speaker 1>so she would have. So anyway, um, you know, we're

0:23:37.640 --> 0:23:39.800
<v Speaker 1>trying to like be as uppy as we can about

0:23:39.800 --> 0:23:42.520
<v Speaker 1>this so that we're were like basically everybody's just trying

0:23:42.520 --> 0:23:44.360
<v Speaker 1>to be like, oh, let's let's do what grandma would want.

0:23:44.640 --> 0:23:47.080
<v Speaker 1>Now Grandma knew about horrible decisions. Grandma knows. My co

0:23:47.200 --> 0:23:49.480
<v Speaker 1>host Grandma knows about all the ship I've done. She's

0:23:49.480 --> 0:23:51.840
<v Speaker 1>seen clips, right, she knows exactly who I am, which

0:23:51.840 --> 0:23:54.520
<v Speaker 1>feels very good. And speaking of who I am, I'm

0:23:54.520 --> 0:23:59.919
<v Speaker 1>obviously a very sexual person. And I struggle where is

0:24:00.080 --> 0:24:04.440
<v Speaker 1>this going? I really struggled this last few weeks with

0:24:04.600 --> 0:24:09.320
<v Speaker 1>masturbating during grieving because I like feel guilty, like it's

0:24:09.359 --> 0:24:12.080
<v Speaker 1>giving Bible stories with Brianda Bro like I started thinking

0:24:12.080 --> 0:24:15.160
<v Speaker 1>about God and like then I start feeling bad while

0:24:15.200 --> 0:24:18.080
<v Speaker 1>your hand is on Yo, Couci. I think this happened

0:24:18.080 --> 0:24:20.440
<v Speaker 1>when my aunt passed some years ago. I can't masturbate

0:24:20.520 --> 0:24:23.560
<v Speaker 1>when someone dies. I just think they're looking at me,

0:24:23.920 --> 0:24:26.080
<v Speaker 1>and it's like, I don't know what the fund is

0:24:26.119 --> 0:24:29.000
<v Speaker 1>going on. And I told my therapist and I got

0:24:29.040 --> 0:24:32.400
<v Speaker 1>so bad because she started to laugh, but not laugh laugh.

0:24:32.880 --> 0:24:35.680
<v Speaker 1>She was like, girl, enjoyed your body in your life, please.

0:24:35.760 --> 0:24:38.879
<v Speaker 1>I was like, miss Gwen, I'm telling you I can't.

0:24:40.560 --> 0:24:43.240
<v Speaker 1>But she was like, yo, there's some articles out there

0:24:43.280 --> 0:24:45.280
<v Speaker 1>about grieving in sex, like you need to read through

0:24:45.320 --> 0:24:47.639
<v Speaker 1>those because a lot of people like suffer this ship

0:24:47.680 --> 0:24:51.359
<v Speaker 1>where they can't become sexual again because they feel you know,

0:24:51.440 --> 0:24:56.160
<v Speaker 1>it's crazy about leisure. I'm grieving my relationship, and what's

0:24:56.200 --> 0:24:58.800
<v Speaker 1>helped me with masturbating recently is not only this new

0:24:58.800 --> 0:25:02.639
<v Speaker 1>pulse stay un told the a bitch got, but I

0:25:02.880 --> 0:25:06.879
<v Speaker 1>enjoy verbal sex, and so now unfortunately both to be

0:25:06.880 --> 0:25:10.600
<v Speaker 1>looking at some crazy verbal sex like verbal like how

0:25:10.800 --> 0:25:16.240
<v Speaker 1>like like I like talking annoying. So now since I'm

0:25:16.280 --> 0:25:19.160
<v Speaker 1>single and don't really want the energy of someone else,

0:25:19.359 --> 0:25:21.960
<v Speaker 1>and here's my hord derv for grieving and mastering like

0:25:22.040 --> 0:25:25.480
<v Speaker 1>masturbating while grieving, because grieving a relationship is it's the

0:25:25.480 --> 0:25:29.040
<v Speaker 1>death of a relationship. So what I've been doing to

0:25:29.119 --> 0:25:35.120
<v Speaker 1>really enjoy masturbating recently is literally yelling my moans out

0:25:35.200 --> 0:25:38.399
<v Speaker 1>like I'm having sex with a person. So like, not

0:25:38.520 --> 0:25:40.719
<v Speaker 1>only am I talking to the porn that I'm watching,

0:25:41.080 --> 0:25:45.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm oh my god. And I'll just be loud in

0:25:45.560 --> 0:25:49.479
<v Speaker 1>my house, just moaning so loud, and it helps me

0:25:49.560 --> 0:25:53.679
<v Speaker 1>because I'm saying a part of a part of that

0:25:53.680 --> 0:25:56.960
<v Speaker 1>makes me feel like I'm having sex with a person,

0:25:57.000 --> 0:26:01.120
<v Speaker 1>even though I'm not. So is for saying this right now.

0:26:01.600 --> 0:26:04.160
<v Speaker 1>I when I'm writing sex, I sometimes I'll say a name,

0:26:04.640 --> 0:26:06.600
<v Speaker 1>oh me too. Oh. When I'll be watching the game

0:26:06.600 --> 0:26:08.000
<v Speaker 1>porn I'll be saying the name of the nick. I'll

0:26:08.000 --> 0:26:10.360
<v Speaker 1>be paging line, which I used to say fucking sister's

0:26:10.440 --> 0:26:14.399
<v Speaker 1>name all the time. Oh, I'll be saying, not saying anyway.

0:26:14.840 --> 0:26:18.480
<v Speaker 1>So okay, here's the here's the wildest sex toy I've

0:26:18.480 --> 0:26:23.400
<v Speaker 1>ever girl again, are you gonna hope her Man don't

0:26:23.400 --> 0:26:27.560
<v Speaker 1>listen to this motherfucker's show because you do disrespect. No,

0:26:27.720 --> 0:26:29.800
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you right now. If I'm dating the nigger,

0:26:30.200 --> 0:26:32.840
<v Speaker 1>he can't be around no bitchiness going around telling people

0:26:33.720 --> 0:26:36.679
<v Speaker 1>they masturbate in in my partners I said I have

0:26:36.920 --> 0:26:41.960
<v Speaker 1>done it. I didn't say when. So anyway, this is

0:26:42.000 --> 0:26:44.520
<v Speaker 1>the wildest sex so I've ever heard about my fuck

0:26:44.920 --> 0:26:48.560
<v Speaker 1>king life. This is a story a second what No,

0:26:48.640 --> 0:26:50.080
<v Speaker 1>it's a sex toy and has to do with that

0:26:50.200 --> 0:26:54.560
<v Speaker 1>grieving and just wait, bitch, I Mandy, this is this

0:26:54.600 --> 0:26:58.359
<v Speaker 1>is crazy and it actually broke me being nervous, Like

0:26:58.400 --> 0:27:00.239
<v Speaker 1>I laughed so hard I got over it, like, oh,

0:27:00.280 --> 0:27:02.159
<v Speaker 1>this is dumb. I shouldn't even be googling ship like this.

0:27:02.560 --> 0:27:04.480
<v Speaker 1>So I only started Google because my therapist like you

0:27:04.480 --> 0:27:07.000
<v Speaker 1>should see a community board about like people that um

0:27:07.119 --> 0:27:10.280
<v Speaker 1>and like people that have had issues with you know, masturbation,

0:27:10.320 --> 0:27:13.159
<v Speaker 1>doing grieving, and like kind of read other people's experiences,

0:27:13.240 --> 0:27:15.160
<v Speaker 1>Like first step is not feeling like you're the only

0:27:15.160 --> 0:27:17.600
<v Speaker 1>person out there that's had this issue, right. I was like, yeah,

0:27:17.640 --> 0:27:22.439
<v Speaker 1>you're right. So I started googling and I typed in

0:27:22.560 --> 0:27:29.840
<v Speaker 1>masturbation and morning or something, this toy comes up. It

0:27:30.000 --> 0:27:36.280
<v Speaker 1>is a real toy, and obviously they've fucking taken this

0:27:36.280 --> 0:27:40.480
<v Speaker 1>ship off the fucking market because it's probably sick. But

0:27:40.560 --> 0:27:45.920
<v Speaker 1>of course it's not an American toy. One Grahams is

0:27:45.960 --> 0:27:49.440
<v Speaker 1>a sex toy that would contain the ashes of your

0:27:49.480 --> 0:27:54.840
<v Speaker 1>dead partner. Oh hell no. There is a Dutch designer,

0:27:55.760 --> 0:27:59.920
<v Speaker 1>Mark drucken Boom, who has created a memory box can

0:28:00.000 --> 0:28:04.200
<v Speaker 1>painting a dildo with a compartment for storing the ashes

0:28:04.560 --> 0:28:10.040
<v Speaker 1>of a deceased partner. That little gold piece in the

0:28:10.080 --> 0:28:15.359
<v Speaker 1>dildo is the fucking the boxes made from layers of

0:28:15.359 --> 0:28:17.959
<v Speaker 1>wood which are glued together in the final shape of

0:28:18.000 --> 0:28:21.720
<v Speaker 1>a tenus and coated with a matt finish. It opens

0:28:21.800 --> 0:28:24.840
<v Speaker 1>using a gold plated brass key because obviously this is

0:28:24.840 --> 0:28:27.159
<v Speaker 1>a very special toy and you don't want to just

0:28:27.160 --> 0:28:29.280
<v Speaker 1>have it open and people see how nuts you are.

0:28:29.880 --> 0:28:33.359
<v Speaker 1>It contains a scent diffuser and a small gold plated

0:28:33.440 --> 0:28:38.840
<v Speaker 1>urn that holds of ashes inside of a glass blown dildo.

0:28:40.560 --> 0:28:45.200
<v Speaker 1>So music from the user's iPhone can amplify the memory

0:28:45.200 --> 0:28:50.800
<v Speaker 1>box with the sound of preparations. And um, what is

0:28:50.800 --> 0:28:53.840
<v Speaker 1>this say in the shape of forget me now flowers? Anyway, Basically,

0:28:54.200 --> 0:28:56.640
<v Speaker 1>you take the key, you open this box, you can

0:28:56.680 --> 0:28:59.239
<v Speaker 1>play music. Um, you can wear the key around your neck,

0:28:59.280 --> 0:29:01.480
<v Speaker 1>and it's basically where you can keep a lover's ashes.

0:29:02.040 --> 0:29:08.720
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, here's some of the things that the diner said. So, um,

0:29:08.720 --> 0:29:12.120
<v Speaker 1>it was handmade to order for someone to start. The

0:29:12.240 --> 0:29:15.200
<v Speaker 1>requirements of the customer grew from his relationship with an

0:29:15.240 --> 0:29:19.080
<v Speaker 1>elderly widow. I sometimes help an elderly lady with her groceries,

0:29:19.120 --> 0:29:20.760
<v Speaker 1>and she hasn't earned near the window with the remains

0:29:20.760 --> 0:29:22.760
<v Speaker 1>of her husband. She always speaks with so much love

0:29:22.800 --> 0:29:25.160
<v Speaker 1>about him, But the jar he was in didn't reflect

0:29:25.200 --> 0:29:27.240
<v Speaker 1>that at all. And in the same period I read

0:29:27.240 --> 0:29:30.800
<v Speaker 1>an article about widows, taboos, sex and intimacy, and I thought,

0:29:31.080 --> 0:29:33.920
<v Speaker 1>I can combine these themes and make an object that

0:29:34.000 --> 0:29:36.160
<v Speaker 1>is about love and intimacy. And the name of the

0:29:36.160 --> 0:29:39.640
<v Speaker 1>project refers to the belief that the human soul weighs

0:29:39.640 --> 0:29:43.000
<v Speaker 1>twenty one grahams. That was apparently an American doctor that

0:29:43.120 --> 0:29:46.400
<v Speaker 1>recorded weight loss when people died. So when people died,

0:29:46.760 --> 0:29:49.200
<v Speaker 1>they twenty one grahams of them. It was like an

0:29:49.200 --> 0:29:52.520
<v Speaker 1>average number. That actually is a pretty cool fact. But anyway,

0:29:52.680 --> 0:29:55.280
<v Speaker 1>long story short, twenty one grahams apparently is the human

0:29:55.280 --> 0:29:58.880
<v Speaker 1>soul because when people it's the deal does so is

0:29:58.920 --> 0:30:03.760
<v Speaker 1>this something that stlee widows as in women want like

0:30:03.760 --> 0:30:07.200
<v Speaker 1>like like, what's the opposite? Yeah? What sex toy? Would

0:30:07.280 --> 0:30:11.840
<v Speaker 1>men put the ashes of their loved one like a fleshlight?

0:30:12.640 --> 0:30:14.960
<v Speaker 1>I mean I don't even know how the ashes things

0:30:14.960 --> 0:30:16.960
<v Speaker 1>would work for men? Like this is already so sick,

0:30:17.520 --> 0:30:26.400
<v Speaker 1>like I I would you oh, oh what for one?

0:30:26.560 --> 0:30:29.280
<v Speaker 1>If I understand not like that? Why why I tried

0:30:29.320 --> 0:30:31.280
<v Speaker 1>to do it? I did the juice ky? You you

0:30:31.320 --> 0:30:35.600
<v Speaker 1>never heard that when Drew was talking about do you

0:30:35.600 --> 0:30:37.280
<v Speaker 1>guys have boxed water and they're like, no, we have

0:30:37.320 --> 0:30:42.600
<v Speaker 1>ethos water. I'll get boxed water by the way. By

0:30:42.600 --> 0:30:44.920
<v Speaker 1>the way, and after you stop about this, I do

0:30:45.000 --> 0:30:47.480
<v Speaker 1>want to bring a conversation about juice ky back to

0:30:47.960 --> 0:30:49.640
<v Speaker 1>that we should, we should, we should, we should build

0:30:49.640 --> 0:30:53.240
<v Speaker 1>on that? So um oh, I was gonna say something

0:30:53.280 --> 0:30:55.000
<v Speaker 1>that's also a lot of people were grossed out about.

0:30:55.120 --> 0:30:58.520
<v Speaker 1>When my aunt died, I got a tattoo um that

0:30:58.600 --> 0:31:00.760
<v Speaker 1>says the words butterflies and my ankle because she went

0:31:00.800 --> 0:31:02.080
<v Speaker 1>before she died. I was like, what would you get?

0:31:02.160 --> 0:31:05.280
<v Speaker 1>She said, a butterfly. The why is her ashes mixed

0:31:05.320 --> 0:31:08.320
<v Speaker 1>with ink. And I got that idea from a mom

0:31:08.360 --> 0:31:10.200
<v Speaker 1>I met when I was working at a cell phone

0:31:10.200 --> 0:31:12.880
<v Speaker 1>store who had her son's heartbeat. They mixed the ashes

0:31:12.880 --> 0:31:14.440
<v Speaker 1>in the inkcause she's like, now, he's always a part

0:31:14.480 --> 0:31:16.160
<v Speaker 1>of me. So I was like, that's dope at fun

0:31:16.400 --> 0:31:17.960
<v Speaker 1>and it's the same color. So I mixed it and

0:31:18.000 --> 0:31:21.240
<v Speaker 1>the why is her? But because it was really like

0:31:21.280 --> 0:31:23.800
<v Speaker 1>the question of why did this happened right in my head,

0:31:23.920 --> 0:31:26.520
<v Speaker 1>I was trying to be artistic, but long story short,

0:31:27.080 --> 0:31:29.680
<v Speaker 1>I was like, some people thought I was disgusting for that.

0:31:29.760 --> 0:31:32.640
<v Speaker 1>I really thought it was like sentimental. I didn't know

0:31:32.720 --> 0:31:41.760
<v Speaker 1>that that that too was that mm hmm, okay, that's

0:31:41.760 --> 0:31:47.000
<v Speaker 1>all listen, I go same. I ain't gonna judge, I

0:31:47.320 --> 0:31:53.800
<v Speaker 1>you know, okay, Oh wait, love story. I said, damn,

0:31:53.840 --> 0:31:55.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm doing all the judgment because it took me a

0:31:55.720 --> 0:31:57.320
<v Speaker 1>bitt when I first read this article and I was like,

0:31:57.320 --> 0:31:59.400
<v Speaker 1>you know what, people probably judged me too, but I

0:31:59.400 --> 0:32:02.120
<v Speaker 1>would never suck my ex boyfriend or woman, not my

0:32:02.160 --> 0:32:07.560
<v Speaker 1>ex but my dead boyfriend. Yeah. Anyway, like speaking of

0:32:07.600 --> 0:32:13.160
<v Speaker 1>speaking of UM, I did want to yea, so Drew

0:32:13.240 --> 0:32:17.720
<v Speaker 1>Sky uh was recently trending because if you guys don't

0:32:17.720 --> 0:32:21.080
<v Speaker 1>know Drew Sky, he is to me probably the funniest

0:32:21.080 --> 0:32:24.160
<v Speaker 1>person out right now. I absolutely love Drew Ski. Um.

0:32:24.160 --> 0:32:26.920
<v Speaker 1>He's a comedian and he has done a lot of

0:32:26.960 --> 0:32:30.000
<v Speaker 1>explanation of it. He does a lot of UM. He

0:32:30.120 --> 0:32:33.560
<v Speaker 1>recently went viral for a video where you know, he

0:32:33.600 --> 0:32:39.720
<v Speaker 1>did a reenactment of pretty much Nicholas um and how

0:32:39.960 --> 0:32:44.280
<v Speaker 1>they kind of forced women to drink and maybe over

0:32:44.440 --> 0:32:47.800
<v Speaker 1>drink and overconsumed liquor with the idea that maybe they're

0:32:47.800 --> 0:32:51.160
<v Speaker 1>gonna they're gonna they're gonna hit. So it's not hard

0:32:51.200 --> 0:32:54.160
<v Speaker 1>to find the video, even though he did delete it.

0:32:54.200 --> 0:32:56.840
<v Speaker 1>But damn, this website is already making my ship lag.

0:32:56.920 --> 0:33:00.760
<v Speaker 1>But basically, Drew Sky in the video arts with a

0:33:00.800 --> 0:33:04.959
<v Speaker 1>game of never have I ever? Um? Apparently people and

0:33:05.000 --> 0:33:10.120
<v Speaker 1>this is what complex said. Um, Drew Drewsky is basically

0:33:10.120 --> 0:33:14.680
<v Speaker 1>in the center of this controversy um and and to me,

0:33:14.840 --> 0:33:17.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't feel I can understand why he deleted it.

0:33:17.600 --> 0:33:19.720
<v Speaker 1>He's twenty seven years old. He probably was like, oh, ship,

0:33:19.840 --> 0:33:22.160
<v Speaker 1>I struck a nerve. I maybe bringing up some things

0:33:22.160 --> 0:33:23.840
<v Speaker 1>with a salt that I didn't even know I was

0:33:23.880 --> 0:33:26.000
<v Speaker 1>bringing up. I thought I was being funny, and I

0:33:26.040 --> 0:33:28.000
<v Speaker 1>think that that there is an innocence in him not

0:33:28.040 --> 0:33:30.200
<v Speaker 1>knowing what he did. But basically the scene begins with

0:33:30.240 --> 0:33:32.600
<v Speaker 1>Drew skin his friend welcoming women in the house when

0:33:32.640 --> 0:33:34.760
<v Speaker 1>they play never have I Ever, And when we see

0:33:34.840 --> 0:33:38.760
<v Speaker 1>Drew ski um acting, of course, he's making several transparent

0:33:38.800 --> 0:33:41.880
<v Speaker 1>attempts to get one woman intoxicated, and at one point

0:33:42.000 --> 0:33:44.280
<v Speaker 1>during the game, the comedian says, never have I ever

0:33:44.400 --> 0:33:47.000
<v Speaker 1>kissed the dude, which obviously he knows will prompt the

0:33:47.000 --> 0:33:50.240
<v Speaker 1>woman to make a drink, and then jokes about she's bullshitting,

0:33:50.240 --> 0:33:52.640
<v Speaker 1>fills up glass of the brims, and the girls begging

0:33:52.680 --> 0:33:56.400
<v Speaker 1>to take a regular shot, a regular shot watching him

0:33:56.680 --> 0:34:01.600
<v Speaker 1>watching the women um drinking and check glorified. Apparently, some

0:34:01.640 --> 0:34:03.360
<v Speaker 1>people say, which I don't believe this to be true,

0:34:03.480 --> 0:34:08.720
<v Speaker 1>he glorified predatory behavior. He was downplaying it was glorifying

0:34:08.920 --> 0:34:15.600
<v Speaker 1>or down right. I feel like it was a mirror

0:34:16.160 --> 0:34:19.359
<v Speaker 1>that a lot of men needed to look into on

0:34:19.440 --> 0:34:24.960
<v Speaker 1>how they really be out here doing predatory as women

0:34:25.200 --> 0:34:27.280
<v Speaker 1>and and and even at the end of the video,

0:34:28.040 --> 0:34:31.239
<v Speaker 1>you you see him mouthing with the other guy in

0:34:31.239 --> 0:34:34.359
<v Speaker 1>the room like yeah, man, they they're gonna go. I'm

0:34:34.360 --> 0:34:38.120
<v Speaker 1>about to get that, and it's just like to me, unfortunately,

0:34:38.200 --> 0:34:40.719
<v Speaker 1>like it was a to me again, it was a

0:34:40.719 --> 0:34:42.880
<v Speaker 1>mirror that I think a lot of men needed to

0:34:42.920 --> 0:34:46.759
<v Speaker 1>look into and see how nasty and how vile a

0:34:46.760 --> 0:34:49.560
<v Speaker 1>lot of times their behavior is, even when they don't

0:34:49.600 --> 0:34:52.040
<v Speaker 1>think it is. And so I'm glad that the video

0:34:52.120 --> 0:34:54.680
<v Speaker 1>is still searchable. I think that it should be something

0:34:54.719 --> 0:35:00.719
<v Speaker 1>even used in fucking colleges ology class. This on just

0:35:01.200 --> 0:35:04.200
<v Speaker 1>really what kind of pure pressure looks like in some things,

0:35:04.480 --> 0:35:08.200
<v Speaker 1>and also what predatory behavior looks like. That's what that

0:35:08.239 --> 0:35:11.960
<v Speaker 1>ship was. I was actually really surprised the Internet was

0:35:11.960 --> 0:35:13.799
<v Speaker 1>like ready to cancel this nag over making that video.

0:35:13.920 --> 0:35:16.560
<v Speaker 1>Like Drew Ski has made so many videos about men

0:35:16.600 --> 0:35:19.640
<v Speaker 1>doing corny ship and it seemed to me like this

0:35:19.719 --> 0:35:22.239
<v Speaker 1>was one of those things. And um no, it was

0:35:22.520 --> 0:35:24.239
<v Speaker 1>great to watch. I was talking about it on a

0:35:24.320 --> 0:35:26.160
<v Speaker 1>date that I went on book because your girl in

0:35:26.200 --> 0:35:30.400
<v Speaker 1>the streets and he was like, you know, how per usual. Sorry,

0:35:32.040 --> 0:35:36.200
<v Speaker 1>and he was like, ain't it crazy how I've experienced

0:35:36.239 --> 0:35:39.000
<v Speaker 1>this around friends. You probably experienced it yourself. And we

0:35:39.000 --> 0:35:41.000
<v Speaker 1>were just kids and didn't even know what the funk

0:35:41.160 --> 0:35:43.399
<v Speaker 1>we were looking at. And he was like, if I

0:35:43.440 --> 0:35:45.480
<v Speaker 1>was in a situation now in front of one of

0:35:45.480 --> 0:35:48.279
<v Speaker 1>my homeboys, I probably slapped for treating a girl like that.

0:35:48.520 --> 0:35:51.000
<v Speaker 1>And he was like, but I'm sucking eighteen seventeen in school.

0:35:51.080 --> 0:35:52.799
<v Speaker 1>He's like, I think that this is how it goes,

0:35:52.840 --> 0:35:56.440
<v Speaker 1>like it's crazy, how mean for me? The thing is

0:35:56.800 --> 0:36:00.520
<v Speaker 1>right like, and what you saw in the video was

0:36:00.560 --> 0:36:03.879
<v Speaker 1>that Drew Ski and his homeboy weren't taking as many

0:36:03.920 --> 0:36:06.640
<v Speaker 1>shots that they were having the girls take. So I

0:36:06.680 --> 0:36:08.719
<v Speaker 1>think that that's different. Like when you're in a group

0:36:08.760 --> 0:36:13.719
<v Speaker 1>setting drinking, that that's one thing, but when the men

0:36:13.920 --> 0:36:17.480
<v Speaker 1>are clearly trying to make the women drunk and belligerent

0:36:17.960 --> 0:36:25.200
<v Speaker 1>and maybe even co incoherent, it's like it's giving RAPEI vibes.

0:36:25.600 --> 0:36:27.440
<v Speaker 1>And I think that that's why they tried to cancel

0:36:27.520 --> 0:36:29.520
<v Speaker 1>him on it, because maybe they thought that he was

0:36:29.560 --> 0:36:32.120
<v Speaker 1>approving of that behavior. But I like what you said,

0:36:32.160 --> 0:36:35.759
<v Speaker 1>where Drew Sky really just been literally doing skits on

0:36:35.880 --> 0:36:39.800
<v Speaker 1>corny nigga behavior. So this was corny to him clearly

0:36:40.440 --> 0:36:43.279
<v Speaker 1>because the pill pop and ship I saw people talking about, Oh,

0:36:43.400 --> 0:36:45.080
<v Speaker 1>people have died. This isn't funny to make fun of

0:36:45.120 --> 0:36:49.680
<v Speaker 1>drug abuse. Hell no, I'm sorry his coding videos of

0:36:55.239 --> 0:36:58.200
<v Speaker 1>all I know is all I know is if we

0:36:59.400 --> 0:37:03.280
<v Speaker 1>end up, you know, renewing or not renewing with Black Effect,

0:37:03.640 --> 0:37:05.319
<v Speaker 1>I would like to also be on could have been

0:37:05.400 --> 0:37:08.120
<v Speaker 1>records if we can make that happen. I cannot believe

0:37:08.160 --> 0:37:11.440
<v Speaker 1>you just said that. Can we do both? Can we

0:37:11.480 --> 0:37:16.640
<v Speaker 1>do black Effect? It could have been records? No? Okay, um,

0:37:16.680 --> 0:37:21.160
<v Speaker 1>I feel like, uh m hmm. I mean I don't

0:37:21.160 --> 0:37:23.279
<v Speaker 1>know you host the music pod. So it's giving an

0:37:23.480 --> 0:37:26.160
<v Speaker 1>r soon, which, by the way, we got get into

0:37:26.200 --> 0:37:28.320
<v Speaker 1>this conversation about a word is real quick that somebody

0:37:28.320 --> 0:37:30.759
<v Speaker 1>told me about l A. This is gonna be something

0:37:30.800 --> 0:37:32.200
<v Speaker 1>I want to comment people to talk about in the

0:37:32.200 --> 0:37:36.960
<v Speaker 1>comment Is this true or not? Why? Like, why do

0:37:37.080 --> 0:37:41.319
<v Speaker 1>you never know how to just not funk with your microphone? Bro?

0:37:41.440 --> 0:37:43.600
<v Speaker 1>Because I get excited and I start to touch it.

0:37:43.600 --> 0:37:49.920
<v Speaker 1>It's like dick all right. So anyway, so basically like

0:37:49.960 --> 0:37:51.800
<v Speaker 1>you know how they bey saying, like the whole jobs.

0:37:51.840 --> 0:37:53.759
<v Speaker 1>When you stop being a whole it's like a real

0:37:53.880 --> 0:37:56.640
<v Speaker 1>estate agent or like you start being an esthetician and

0:37:56.680 --> 0:38:00.400
<v Speaker 1>doing lashes and ship. So apparently in l A you

0:38:00.400 --> 0:38:02.239
<v Speaker 1>don't need a degree to be an an R. You

0:38:02.239 --> 0:38:05.160
<v Speaker 1>don't need none of that. Apparently it's like the bad

0:38:05.200 --> 0:38:08.200
<v Speaker 1>bitch job. Like if you're a baddie who like has

0:38:08.200 --> 0:38:11.239
<v Speaker 1>a link at a label, like you're fucking junior an R,

0:38:11.600 --> 0:38:12.920
<v Speaker 1>or you could be a VP A A and R

0:38:12.960 --> 0:38:16.439
<v Speaker 1>if you just have one plug. I never knew this,

0:38:17.239 --> 0:38:20.560
<v Speaker 1>never knew this. So I started inviting these girls I

0:38:20.640 --> 0:38:24.080
<v Speaker 1>was meeting to like work events, right because you know,

0:38:24.840 --> 0:38:26.360
<v Speaker 1>all of my friends really in l A are just

0:38:26.360 --> 0:38:28.640
<v Speaker 1>people I knew from you know, they were back and

0:38:28.680 --> 0:38:30.160
<v Speaker 1>forth from l A. But but but a lot of them

0:38:30.200 --> 0:38:32.920
<v Speaker 1>I work with, And so I would invite them to

0:38:32.960 --> 0:38:37.080
<v Speaker 1>stop one of these things like wheezy. These just don't

0:38:37.080 --> 0:38:39.480
<v Speaker 1>know nothing about music, Like I don't know why because

0:38:39.560 --> 0:38:42.239
<v Speaker 1>Kenya has a music label. So I thought like, oh,

0:38:42.280 --> 0:38:44.840
<v Speaker 1>this would be great for them, and it's like no,

0:38:45.040 --> 0:38:48.040
<v Speaker 1>them bitches just a death dam and so doubt and

0:38:48.200 --> 0:38:52.480
<v Speaker 1>not like stop stop trying to say these wholes not

0:38:52.640 --> 0:38:56.759
<v Speaker 1>just talking about your friends. I mean I just met

0:38:56.760 --> 0:38:58.799
<v Speaker 1>these girls and for one of them, I sayd to it.

0:38:59.320 --> 0:39:03.239
<v Speaker 1>So I just been me, like, you don't know music? No,

0:39:03.480 --> 0:39:05.400
<v Speaker 1>I asked the girl. I was like yo. I was like,

0:39:05.440 --> 0:39:06.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be honest with you, like, I'm not really

0:39:06.920 --> 0:39:09.640
<v Speaker 1>supposed to be bringing people to like other ship, because

0:39:09.800 --> 0:39:12.040
<v Speaker 1>you know, it's gotta like it's gotta be like networking ship,

0:39:12.120 --> 0:39:14.520
<v Speaker 1>like have you like signed with anyone before, like have

0:39:14.640 --> 0:39:16.400
<v Speaker 1>you found artists? Like can you tell me some of

0:39:16.400 --> 0:39:18.040
<v Speaker 1>the genres or whatever? So at least that I can

0:39:18.040 --> 0:39:20.040
<v Speaker 1>do an intro email and try to plug you up.

0:39:20.960 --> 0:39:23.920
<v Speaker 1>And the girl flat out was like, oh, girl, like

0:39:24.120 --> 0:39:25.920
<v Speaker 1>I just network. And that's why they made me an

0:39:25.920 --> 0:39:27.960
<v Speaker 1>A and R because they know I'm gonna be at

0:39:27.960 --> 0:39:30.560
<v Speaker 1>the tables. They know I know niggas, so they were

0:39:30.600 --> 0:39:32.480
<v Speaker 1>just like, oh fuck it. If there's like someone hot new,

0:39:32.560 --> 0:39:35.280
<v Speaker 1>she'll just bring it. I was like, so you're saying

0:39:35.520 --> 0:39:37.040
<v Speaker 1>she's because I go out three or four times a

0:39:37.040 --> 0:39:39.960
<v Speaker 1>week as someone who's a club war. They were like,

0:39:40.080 --> 0:39:44.120
<v Speaker 1>you're perfect for this. Is that genius or not? No?

0:39:44.560 --> 0:39:48.440
<v Speaker 1>It absolutely is like I'm not bad with that. And

0:39:48.440 --> 0:39:51.319
<v Speaker 1>and I was like right, like and this was, oh

0:39:51.360 --> 0:39:53.080
<v Speaker 1>my god, I don't know how many summers ago, but

0:39:53.160 --> 0:39:55.840
<v Speaker 1>I was really cool with the team and depth Jim

0:39:56.040 --> 0:39:58.600
<v Speaker 1>who was around Danny lay Um. And this was clearly

0:39:58.640 --> 0:40:01.040
<v Speaker 1>before the whole the baby thing, in the pregnancy and

0:40:01.040 --> 0:40:03.160
<v Speaker 1>all this ship. But when she was coming out, she

0:40:03.200 --> 0:40:05.480
<v Speaker 1>had that song with Chris Brown. What was her other

0:40:05.560 --> 0:40:08.040
<v Speaker 1>song that came out, I can't remember, but We're literally

0:40:08.080 --> 0:40:10.160
<v Speaker 1>all out of dinner and I'm having conversations with all

0:40:10.200 --> 0:40:12.839
<v Speaker 1>her an rs and They're like, who would be a

0:40:12.880 --> 0:40:17.439
<v Speaker 1>really good person on a record with Danny lay and bitch,

0:40:17.480 --> 0:40:19.960
<v Speaker 1>I know music. So I go to thinking who I

0:40:20.000 --> 0:40:22.200
<v Speaker 1>think would really create a good song with Danny lay

0:40:22.239 --> 0:40:24.799
<v Speaker 1>that could like boost something to the charts, and they

0:40:24.840 --> 0:40:27.799
<v Speaker 1>literally responded with like, you could be an R. And

0:40:28.480 --> 0:40:31.319
<v Speaker 1>so now that you're telling me, literally all you kind

0:40:31.320 --> 0:40:33.360
<v Speaker 1>of gotta do is have an ear maybe know these people.

0:40:34.280 --> 0:40:36.960
<v Speaker 1>That's literally kind of all it takes. They don't get

0:40:36.960 --> 0:40:39.200
<v Speaker 1>paid what I thought that I thought and I was

0:40:39.200 --> 0:40:42.160
<v Speaker 1>a very big job, by the way. So basically, maybe

0:40:42.239 --> 0:40:46.840
<v Speaker 1>if you get hits like you, yes, if you signed

0:40:46.840 --> 0:40:48.920
<v Speaker 1>a person and then you make him bang, but basically

0:40:49.560 --> 0:40:51.360
<v Speaker 1>you get locked into this contract, and this is what

0:40:51.400 --> 0:40:54.799
<v Speaker 1>I've heard from. I will say two top labels. Girls

0:40:54.800 --> 0:40:56.400
<v Speaker 1>are working these labels because they're like, it's not that

0:40:56.480 --> 0:40:59.239
<v Speaker 1>much bread, Like I take other jobs. So basically, maybe

0:40:59.239 --> 0:41:03.000
<v Speaker 1>it's kind of m huh. Maybe they pay not a

0:41:03.000 --> 0:41:07.200
<v Speaker 1>lot because it's them. No, they're they're the ones I'm

0:41:07.200 --> 0:41:10.400
<v Speaker 1>talking about are big. But I'll tell you why they don't. Basically,

0:41:10.400 --> 0:41:13.600
<v Speaker 1>they'll like kind of scout people, block you in for

0:41:13.640 --> 0:41:15.600
<v Speaker 1>a year, give you a low amount of pay, but

0:41:15.719 --> 0:41:18.320
<v Speaker 1>promise you if you find someone or whatever that's of

0:41:18.360 --> 0:41:22.400
<v Speaker 1>a certain caliber, then you'll make more. But it's really

0:41:22.440 --> 0:41:26.719
<v Speaker 1>just like it's like a shitty podcast hosting platform that

0:41:26.760 --> 0:41:28.160
<v Speaker 1>will lock you in and say that you canep your

0:41:28.160 --> 0:41:30.279
<v Speaker 1>only exclusives them or something like that. And so they

0:41:30.320 --> 0:41:33.000
<v Speaker 1>basically hold these people for a rate of like seventy

0:41:33.040 --> 0:41:36.160
<v Speaker 1>five K, which is a very low thing to do

0:41:36.560 --> 0:41:38.400
<v Speaker 1>when you're trying to bring in someone to work millions,

0:41:38.480 --> 0:41:40.120
<v Speaker 1>or you're working for a company that's well known for

0:41:40.160 --> 0:41:42.480
<v Speaker 1>the top rappers, like that seems very low to me.

0:41:43.120 --> 0:41:48.600
<v Speaker 1>Had Brittany Rerunters should have become a sports agent. She

0:41:48.600 --> 0:41:51.040
<v Speaker 1>she knows a talent. Bit she got that nigga Callie

0:41:51.160 --> 0:41:54.680
<v Speaker 1>that nigga make should she she knows how to scout

0:41:54.680 --> 0:41:57.600
<v Speaker 1>the talent. I'll tell you that. Well. Anyway, so any

0:41:57.600 --> 0:41:59.040
<v Speaker 1>club holds out there trying to be A and R

0:41:59.080 --> 0:42:01.040
<v Speaker 1>because they're gonna give you the up in all of

0:42:01.160 --> 0:42:03.520
<v Speaker 1>your requirements of chick. I know. She was like, Bro,

0:42:03.640 --> 0:42:05.200
<v Speaker 1>they just wanted me to be out in the clubs

0:42:05.360 --> 0:42:06.840
<v Speaker 1>and they'll give me pass this to ship. And I

0:42:06.920 --> 0:42:09.120
<v Speaker 1>just basically got to say that, bitch, I guarantee you

0:42:09.160 --> 0:42:10.759
<v Speaker 1>don't sell the hose in the club to be in

0:42:10.800 --> 0:42:13.680
<v Speaker 1>A and ART because they could clearly make more money.

0:42:14.040 --> 0:42:17.200
<v Speaker 1>Sucking dick. You can make more than year if you

0:42:17.520 --> 0:42:21.600
<v Speaker 1>the right dick. So don't be telling me, oh you

0:42:21.640 --> 0:42:28.160
<v Speaker 1>could do that is give me one fifty. Now, I

0:42:28.200 --> 0:42:30.040
<v Speaker 1>want to give some single again black on the Proble

0:42:30.080 --> 0:42:33.040
<v Speaker 1>advice because I recently met up with Demona Hoffman, who

0:42:33.080 --> 0:42:35.600
<v Speaker 1>was on a Horrible Decisions episode when Mandy was in

0:42:35.719 --> 0:42:39.160
<v Speaker 1>l a years ago and was giving dating advice. So

0:42:39.200 --> 0:42:41.520
<v Speaker 1>we went to this I Heart conference um and I

0:42:41.560 --> 0:42:44.680
<v Speaker 1>spoke for Black Effect or sorry podcast movement. I spoke

0:42:44.680 --> 0:42:46.640
<v Speaker 1>for Black Effects. She was there and then it was

0:42:46.680 --> 0:42:49.759
<v Speaker 1>like kind of a reconnection and she looked through my

0:42:49.840 --> 0:42:52.319
<v Speaker 1>dating profile and gave me some advice and told me

0:42:52.400 --> 0:42:56.360
<v Speaker 1>some things that she thought um about me on the profile.

0:42:56.840 --> 0:42:59.680
<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna read you guys mine and tell you

0:42:59.719 --> 0:43:05.479
<v Speaker 1>what anything on what app I'm not telling go ahead.

0:43:05.520 --> 0:43:07.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't want nobody to find me on there. I'll

0:43:07.120 --> 0:43:08.799
<v Speaker 1>tell you. I just mean I don't want people to

0:43:08.840 --> 0:43:10.319
<v Speaker 1>be like, let me go get this home. That's all

0:43:10.320 --> 0:43:11.880
<v Speaker 1>I gotta do is swipe and find your ask. But

0:43:11.920 --> 0:43:14.480
<v Speaker 1>go ahead whatever I'm on hand this God damn, they

0:43:14.520 --> 0:43:18.680
<v Speaker 1>ain't paying for sure either. What what is? Say? So?

0:43:18.880 --> 0:43:21.200
<v Speaker 1>Because the way they set up their profile, it's like

0:43:21.239 --> 0:43:24.080
<v Speaker 1>where you get asked like three random questions and you

0:43:24.080 --> 0:43:26.400
<v Speaker 1>get to have fun with it, right, yes, yes, So

0:43:26.480 --> 0:43:30.960
<v Speaker 1>my first picture is this? Okay, your tidy is out?

0:43:30.960 --> 0:43:34.120
<v Speaker 1>Go ahead? The type of text or who is? It says,

0:43:34.160 --> 0:43:35.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm the type of text or who? And I wrote

0:43:35.840 --> 0:43:40.480
<v Speaker 1>is better on a phone call? Um? And then I'm

0:43:40.520 --> 0:43:42.240
<v Speaker 1>not a good text I'd rather be but on the phone,

0:43:42.719 --> 0:43:45.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm the type of text or who oh is better

0:43:45.280 --> 0:43:48.640
<v Speaker 1>on a phone call? Okay? Next that The next one

0:43:48.640 --> 0:43:51.440
<v Speaker 1>I answered was okay, now this is how you know

0:43:51.480 --> 0:43:53.520
<v Speaker 1>I'd like to eat? The next question is the best

0:43:53.560 --> 0:43:55.439
<v Speaker 1>way to ask me? Out is by and I put

0:43:55.680 --> 0:43:59.800
<v Speaker 1>suggesting a new restaurant to try together. Okay, in the

0:44:00.040 --> 0:44:03.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't one. My love language is physical touch and food,

0:44:03.920 --> 0:44:06.520
<v Speaker 1>so I'm hungry and cute. That's basically what men know

0:44:06.600 --> 0:44:08.960
<v Speaker 1>about me. Demona said that this picture, even though my

0:44:09.000 --> 0:44:11.759
<v Speaker 1>titties are out, is good because it's me out in

0:44:11.800 --> 0:44:14.480
<v Speaker 1>the world. And she's like, people like to see an activity.

0:44:14.520 --> 0:44:16.279
<v Speaker 1>And then I got one of me at work. I'm

0:44:16.360 --> 0:44:18.160
<v Speaker 1>kind of leaning on Alex, but I cut him out

0:44:18.160 --> 0:44:21.719
<v Speaker 1>of it. Now this picture of me, she said, was

0:44:21.840 --> 0:44:28.000
<v Speaker 1>too inviting. Bro, your couchie lips are out. Why would

0:44:29.200 --> 0:44:32.239
<v Speaker 1>I got miss money York apartment so much? It lets

0:44:32.239 --> 0:44:35.400
<v Speaker 1>you know I have a vibe. I like trees, weed

0:44:35.520 --> 0:44:38.240
<v Speaker 1>and dogs, and I have great art. That's how I felt.

0:44:38.480 --> 0:44:42.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't see r I see coochie lips and nigga

0:44:42.080 --> 0:44:44.399
<v Speaker 1>looking at that picture, wheezy and go look at your

0:44:44.440 --> 0:44:49.839
<v Speaker 1>motherfucking banana leaf plant or whatever that shit. Go hey,

0:44:49.960 --> 0:44:54.120
<v Speaker 1>nobody looking at you. Dude that I met, that was dope, right,

0:44:54.200 --> 0:44:56.279
<v Speaker 1>the science guy, the scientists. I don't want to tell

0:44:56.280 --> 0:44:59.200
<v Speaker 1>the job too much, but anyway, I told him about

0:44:59.200 --> 0:45:01.279
<v Speaker 1>Demona right on a date. We had an eight hour

0:45:01.440 --> 0:45:02.920
<v Speaker 1>day and we kissed in the car and it was

0:45:03.000 --> 0:45:05.279
<v Speaker 1>like cute. But I was like, oh, you know, I

0:45:05.760 --> 0:45:07.200
<v Speaker 1>was talking to this lady and she told me that

0:45:07.239 --> 0:45:10.319
<v Speaker 1>this picture is too much. He was like really, he

0:45:10.440 --> 0:45:13.080
<v Speaker 1>was like, I don't really feel like this is crazy.

0:45:13.080 --> 0:45:14.400
<v Speaker 1>He was like, you're on your couch. He's like, you

0:45:14.400 --> 0:45:17.480
<v Speaker 1>look sexy, but like, I don't really think it's that crazy.

0:45:17.520 --> 0:45:19.560
<v Speaker 1>And she was like, I'm sure you're at home and

0:45:19.880 --> 0:45:22.480
<v Speaker 1>your legs are open. Your legs they're opening, your coochie,

0:45:22.520 --> 0:45:25.919
<v Speaker 1>lips are hanging out, They're not even out that much.

0:45:25.960 --> 0:45:28.200
<v Speaker 1>It's it's giving thigh me the fact that you just

0:45:28.320 --> 0:45:34.400
<v Speaker 1>ended with not that much ma'am. This is an architectural

0:45:34.480 --> 0:45:38.920
<v Speaker 1>digest photo. Are you serious? Right now? That's cute and

0:45:39.440 --> 0:45:43.440
<v Speaker 1>all right? So anyway, so basically, um, Demona did make

0:45:43.520 --> 0:45:45.880
<v Speaker 1>mention because I mean, obviously, like this is the advice

0:45:45.920 --> 0:45:47.840
<v Speaker 1>that could go either way, right, But she was saying,

0:45:47.880 --> 0:45:50.200
<v Speaker 1>I was like, what do you think like the fact

0:45:50.200 --> 0:45:52.719
<v Speaker 1>that you're married makes people feel like they trust you more.

0:45:53.160 --> 0:45:55.400
<v Speaker 1>She was like, I've been married so long that people

0:45:55.480 --> 0:45:59.280
<v Speaker 1>actually feel the opposite sometimes because they'll think because I'm married,

0:45:59.280 --> 0:46:01.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm not out there. The dating scene so which that

0:46:01.800 --> 0:46:04.279
<v Speaker 1>makes sense. And it's funny because with us sometimes when

0:46:04.280 --> 0:46:07.240
<v Speaker 1>we give dating advice, people like, what are y'all out, bitch?

0:46:07.239 --> 0:46:10.399
<v Speaker 1>We out here in the streets? Ho not tied. I'm

0:46:10.440 --> 0:46:13.359
<v Speaker 1>not in the streets. I'm not on the prow. I'm

0:46:13.440 --> 0:46:18.239
<v Speaker 1>not on the dating apps anyway. What I'm not, bitch?

0:46:18.280 --> 0:46:20.520
<v Speaker 1>I told you. But we on this motherfucker podcast. You

0:46:20.560 --> 0:46:29.960
<v Speaker 1>could speak for your stuff. Okay. The other guy that

0:46:30.600 --> 0:46:35.839
<v Speaker 1>was that Dreamville. And it's funny because I met was there?

0:46:36.760 --> 0:46:40.520
<v Speaker 1>What nigga type? The nigga I met? Ma, did you

0:46:40.560 --> 0:46:43.120
<v Speaker 1>even exchange numbers? If not stopped breaking a stick up?

0:46:43.880 --> 0:46:48.960
<v Speaker 1>I did, and we went out even out three times? Okay,

0:46:49.000 --> 0:46:54.000
<v Speaker 1>and continue. Okay, here's the issue I'm running into. Uh

0:46:55.000 --> 0:46:58.560
<v Speaker 1>we meet, it's a vibe. Clearly were flirting, but he

0:46:58.600 --> 0:47:00.960
<v Speaker 1>hasn't made a move on me yet. And I don't

0:47:00.960 --> 0:47:07.319
<v Speaker 1>know if it's because you know, we're friendly. I don't

0:47:07.360 --> 0:47:09.920
<v Speaker 1>know if I just feel like, when what is not

0:47:10.000 --> 0:47:12.279
<v Speaker 1>making a movie? What do you mean he has? I

0:47:12.320 --> 0:47:14.040
<v Speaker 1>hope by the time this episode comes out and it's

0:47:14.040 --> 0:47:16.040
<v Speaker 1>only a few days before I broke, like it was

0:47:16.080 --> 0:47:17.959
<v Speaker 1>not like we recorded this week's ahead of time. Y'all

0:47:18.480 --> 0:47:21.760
<v Speaker 1>making a movie is like to me a kiss, Like clearly.

0:47:21.880 --> 0:47:25.520
<v Speaker 1>We keep inviting each other to things both times. The

0:47:25.520 --> 0:47:28.080
<v Speaker 1>first time was at Soho house and his friend was

0:47:28.120 --> 0:47:30.480
<v Speaker 1>there and I was kind of like, but he just

0:47:30.600 --> 0:47:32.160
<v Speaker 1>landed that day and invited me, so I'm like, oh,

0:47:32.160 --> 0:47:33.680
<v Speaker 1>he wants to see me, but he already had plans.

0:47:33.920 --> 0:47:35.640
<v Speaker 1>Then Vinnie came and then we all end up going

0:47:35.680 --> 0:47:37.480
<v Speaker 1>to the club and popping bottles and it was fun

0:47:37.840 --> 0:47:44.600
<v Speaker 1>cool boom. The second time, he invites me somewhere. One

0:47:44.680 --> 0:47:46.520
<v Speaker 1>friend was there, but then I brought a friend, so

0:47:46.600 --> 0:47:49.120
<v Speaker 1>it was like completely separated. We're at Delilah. It's just

0:47:49.320 --> 0:47:52.960
<v Speaker 1>this makes all the faster day go ahead. Invited me

0:47:53.000 --> 0:47:58.080
<v Speaker 1>out alone. We ate together around twelve. I thought it

0:47:58.120 --> 0:48:00.279
<v Speaker 1>was just gonna be lunch. Then we didn't you want

0:48:00.280 --> 0:48:02.839
<v Speaker 1>to end it, so we walked around, we shopped a little,

0:48:03.560 --> 0:48:05.560
<v Speaker 1>and then I was like, I want to get high.

0:48:05.840 --> 0:48:08.759
<v Speaker 1>He was like alright, cool, So we did some mushrooms,

0:48:08.760 --> 0:48:10.759
<v Speaker 1>then we hang some more. Then we want to keep hanging,

0:48:10.760 --> 0:48:12.279
<v Speaker 1>so then we go to another lunch and it was

0:48:12.320 --> 0:48:15.880
<v Speaker 1>like really nice, but then it didn't end with a kiss,

0:48:16.520 --> 0:48:19.000
<v Speaker 1>and I am like, you know why I'm home girl.

0:48:19.160 --> 0:48:22.720
<v Speaker 1>This is giving. This is giving friend friend not friendly.

0:48:23.320 --> 0:48:26.720
<v Speaker 1>This is giving friend zone. First off, too, we've talked

0:48:26.719 --> 0:48:30.839
<v Speaker 1>about this. If you invite a friend on a date

0:48:30.880 --> 0:48:33.240
<v Speaker 1>with a man, a quote unquote date, it's not a date.

0:48:33.680 --> 0:48:35.319
<v Speaker 1>So I know you said he just wanted to see me.

0:48:35.360 --> 0:48:37.759
<v Speaker 1>Maybe he had plans already. Bro, think of it coming

0:48:37.760 --> 0:48:40.560
<v Speaker 1>from a woman's perspective. When we invite our home girl

0:48:40.640 --> 0:48:42.279
<v Speaker 1>on a date, it's because we don't really like the

0:48:42.360 --> 0:48:44.799
<v Speaker 1>nigga and we want that nigga. Note we're not really

0:48:44.840 --> 0:48:47.920
<v Speaker 1>looking at him that way. Take yourself out of it.

0:48:47.960 --> 0:48:50.640
<v Speaker 1>I know it's hard, but bro, when women do it,

0:48:50.640 --> 0:48:53.880
<v Speaker 1>it's because we're not interested and even having this person

0:48:54.000 --> 0:48:55.920
<v Speaker 1>think it's what if he's going through a breakup? Does

0:48:55.960 --> 0:49:00.640
<v Speaker 1>it count then? So he's cheating on his girlfriend? No?

0:49:00.840 --> 0:49:02.719
<v Speaker 1>I said, what if he's going through a breakup? Is

0:49:02.760 --> 0:49:05.839
<v Speaker 1>he going through a breakup? Yeah? That means you're a

0:49:05.840 --> 0:49:07.600
<v Speaker 1>friend and he really not interested in you like that

0:49:07.640 --> 0:49:09.080
<v Speaker 1>because he still may be trying to make it work

0:49:09.080 --> 0:49:14.160
<v Speaker 1>with that bitch. Oh my god, going through a breakup?

0:49:14.200 --> 0:49:18.160
<v Speaker 1>Mean bitch, Mandy, I'm sure they broken up or is

0:49:18.239 --> 0:49:24.880
<v Speaker 1>they not? Yeah? But he's going through us No, I

0:49:25.120 --> 0:49:27.160
<v Speaker 1>mean I'm going through a breakup too. If I broke

0:49:27.239 --> 0:49:29.520
<v Speaker 1>up with someone, you're going through a breakup. No, bitch,

0:49:29.560 --> 0:49:31.719
<v Speaker 1>we're broken up. I'm not going through ship. I stay

0:49:31.760 --> 0:49:33.560
<v Speaker 1>going through a break up. Oh no, no, no, okay, fine,

0:49:33.600 --> 0:49:36.040
<v Speaker 1>recent break up, whatever the verbage is. You know what

0:49:36.040 --> 0:49:38.320
<v Speaker 1>I want to talk about this anymore. It's okay. He

0:49:38.320 --> 0:49:40.200
<v Speaker 1>he wanted you to just know that you a friend

0:49:40.239 --> 0:49:42.279
<v Speaker 1>and he enjoyed meeting you at a festival. But you

0:49:42.440 --> 0:49:49.040
<v Speaker 1>his friend. It's giving friends, it's giving If he was

0:49:49.080 --> 0:49:51.480
<v Speaker 1>a woman doing the same thing, we know exactly what

0:49:51.560 --> 0:49:56.280
<v Speaker 1>that ship would be. It's okay even if I was alone,

0:49:56.840 --> 0:49:59.640
<v Speaker 1>Even if he finally invited me out alone, bro, and

0:49:59.680 --> 0:50:01.959
<v Speaker 1>then you went out. First off, the fact that y'all

0:50:01.960 --> 0:50:04.960
<v Speaker 1>even met at twell, y'allis met for lunch. That's home

0:50:05.000 --> 0:50:08.040
<v Speaker 1>girls ship, so mean for luncen go shopping together. Let's

0:50:08.040 --> 0:50:10.840
<v Speaker 1>go shopping. Then we did drugs that we ate across

0:50:10.880 --> 0:50:12.640
<v Speaker 1>the street. It was across the street. It was giving

0:50:12.680 --> 0:50:17.360
<v Speaker 1>soho energy. It's giving up with my homegirl, bitch. But

0:50:17.520 --> 0:50:19.520
<v Speaker 1>he invited me in the day and then like we

0:50:19.520 --> 0:50:22.719
<v Speaker 1>were hanging out till three in the morning, and then

0:50:22.760 --> 0:50:24.800
<v Speaker 1>he invited me so I feel like you want to

0:50:24.320 --> 0:50:26.560
<v Speaker 1>look at you trying to read it the ship. That's cue.

0:50:27.200 --> 0:50:30.120
<v Speaker 1>I am so embarrassed right now. You might want to

0:50:30.200 --> 0:50:34.280
<v Speaker 1>even make sure you know he he's either not interested

0:50:34.680 --> 0:50:37.919
<v Speaker 1>in you that way, or are you sure the ex

0:50:38.000 --> 0:50:42.239
<v Speaker 1>he just broke up with was a woman? Yeah, okay,

0:50:42.680 --> 0:50:45.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't think Wow, Mandy think a kid does not

0:50:45.680 --> 0:50:47.279
<v Speaker 1>like me, we gotta make him gay. Well, thank you

0:50:47.840 --> 0:50:49.319
<v Speaker 1>trying to make him gay. I was just trying to

0:50:49.360 --> 0:50:51.120
<v Speaker 1>throw out all the options to make you feel better

0:50:51.160 --> 0:50:57.360
<v Speaker 1>about yourself. Well that that didn't help out either. Uh.

0:50:57.560 --> 0:50:59.520
<v Speaker 1>I mean we're supposed to link up this week again.

0:50:59.760 --> 0:51:04.560
<v Speaker 1>So lunch coffee bro, we were in the middle of

0:51:04.600 --> 0:51:06.279
<v Speaker 1>texting and he was like, what are you doing right now?

0:51:06.680 --> 0:51:11.000
<v Speaker 1>Do you wanted? That's not flirty? Rosie just did that?

0:51:11.120 --> 0:51:14.880
<v Speaker 1>Shut up? Shut up, shut up? Shut up? My friends

0:51:14.920 --> 0:51:16.680
<v Speaker 1>as if we want to go grab a bite all

0:51:16.719 --> 0:51:19.600
<v Speaker 1>the time talk as I say it, I'm getting more

0:51:19.600 --> 0:51:23.200
<v Speaker 1>embarrassed you should be. I feel rejected. I feel like

0:51:23.239 --> 0:51:25.480
<v Speaker 1>if people hear me being rejected on this podcast, he's

0:51:25.520 --> 0:51:29.680
<v Speaker 1>just fine. So that's really what makes this difficult. It's okay,

0:51:29.760 --> 0:51:32.120
<v Speaker 1>Well I don't have homeboys that are that fine. I don't,

0:51:32.320 --> 0:51:36.520
<v Speaker 1>so he can't be one. Oh I find homeboys, fine

0:51:36.520 --> 0:51:40.239
<v Speaker 1>ass homeboys. I have like fine ass homeboys because all

0:51:40.280 --> 0:51:42.239
<v Speaker 1>my friends sucked them, so I know they find Okay, wait,

0:51:42.320 --> 0:51:43.719
<v Speaker 1>let me stop, let me stop, let me take this

0:51:43.760 --> 0:51:49.000
<v Speaker 1>back fine to somebody like my my friends are cute,

0:51:49.880 --> 0:51:51.960
<v Speaker 1>but like they don't make me want to suck their dick,

0:51:52.280 --> 0:51:53.960
<v Speaker 1>Like Alex is cute, but I don't want to suck

0:51:54.000 --> 0:52:00.440
<v Speaker 1>that nigga like you. Okay, well I want to suck

0:52:00.480 --> 0:52:02.040
<v Speaker 1>this nigket That's why I'm bringing it up. Okay, I'm

0:52:02.080 --> 0:52:04.680
<v Speaker 1>trying to analogies. Gig, you can talk about cute and

0:52:04.719 --> 0:52:08.120
<v Speaker 1>fine this first off that subjective you think this man

0:52:08.280 --> 0:52:11.839
<v Speaker 1>is fine. I'm never bringing him up again, thank you.

0:52:12.480 --> 0:52:15.399
<v Speaker 1>I mean actually probably be with his girlfriend by next week.

0:52:15.680 --> 0:52:21.680
<v Speaker 1>Whoa kill me? Now? Do you would you really? Okay,

0:52:21.719 --> 0:52:26.040
<v Speaker 1>real quick, you're going through a breakup, you're newly single.

0:52:27.000 --> 0:52:28.680
<v Speaker 1>Are you in a position to where you would really

0:52:28.680 --> 0:52:33.319
<v Speaker 1>want to be a rebound? I'm not even thinking that deep.

0:52:34.640 --> 0:52:37.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm going through a breakup too. We were talking about

0:52:37.040 --> 0:52:40.360
<v Speaker 1>our exes yesterday, like how why we broke up? Things

0:52:40.400 --> 0:52:43.120
<v Speaker 1>like that. I was like, okay, like we're both sucked

0:52:43.160 --> 0:52:46.160
<v Speaker 1>up right, So I think both of you are very

0:52:46.200 --> 0:52:48.440
<v Speaker 1>selfish in the fact that maybe you both should just

0:52:48.960 --> 0:52:51.440
<v Speaker 1>really get over this breakup before you start to its

0:52:51.480 --> 0:52:55.200
<v Speaker 1>restwine yourself with someone else. Well, no, but who people

0:52:55.239 --> 0:52:58.800
<v Speaker 1>can have sex, Mandy Damn apparently not. I don't know. Sorry,

0:52:58.800 --> 0:53:03.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't know you claiming he just

0:53:03.600 --> 0:53:06.480
<v Speaker 1>a friend. So anyway, he did not even did the

0:53:06.520 --> 0:53:10.640
<v Speaker 1>friend anymore? We done done. The friend didn't work out. Damn,

0:53:10.680 --> 0:53:13.239
<v Speaker 1>I met I met this nigga. Oh sorry, I thought

0:53:13.239 --> 0:53:18.040
<v Speaker 1>you was talking about to ring. Um, let's get into

0:53:18.160 --> 0:53:21.160
<v Speaker 1>a hole confession before we get out of here. You

0:53:21.200 --> 0:53:24.200
<v Speaker 1>guys will hear a five minute bonus clip. We're gonna

0:53:24.200 --> 0:53:25.520
<v Speaker 1>try to put it on his video because I'm a

0:53:25.520 --> 0:53:30.600
<v Speaker 1>tail eight, but basically um on our Patreon, which we

0:53:30.600 --> 0:53:32.040
<v Speaker 1>always plug in the end, so I'll just plug it

0:53:32.080 --> 0:53:34.959
<v Speaker 1>out patreon dot com backslash four decisions. You can't search

0:53:35.000 --> 0:53:37.200
<v Speaker 1>it because it's a team. Plus, we have at a

0:53:37.239 --> 0:53:39.520
<v Speaker 1>top tier level a discord where a lot of people

0:53:39.520 --> 0:53:41.200
<v Speaker 1>have been meeting each other. I think someone got married

0:53:41.200 --> 0:53:43.960
<v Speaker 1>off the discord, like it's a vibe. Maybe I need

0:53:44.000 --> 0:53:46.719
<v Speaker 1>to go in there and meeting. So there was a

0:53:46.719 --> 0:53:49.839
<v Speaker 1>whole confession scent, and it says I got a little

0:53:49.840 --> 0:53:52.040
<v Speaker 1>story I shared with the Discord and the group me

0:53:52.480 --> 0:53:53.840
<v Speaker 1>and I think it would be fun to share with

0:53:53.880 --> 0:53:57.280
<v Speaker 1>you all. The story also leads into a homemail question.

0:53:57.960 --> 0:53:59.879
<v Speaker 1>This is just the copy and paste from the disc

0:54:00.000 --> 0:54:03.440
<v Speaker 1>word quotation. I just came back from having some of

0:54:03.480 --> 0:54:06.120
<v Speaker 1>the nastiest first date sex I've ever had. Normally, it

0:54:06.160 --> 0:54:08.279
<v Speaker 1>gets that nasty after like three or four dates in

0:54:08.800 --> 0:54:11.880
<v Speaker 1>face fucking, spit, spin in my mouth, my plusy, my ass,

0:54:11.880 --> 0:54:14.279
<v Speaker 1>spanking and slapping and hair pulling, and I can't wait

0:54:14.320 --> 0:54:17.880
<v Speaker 1>to be his good girl again. Now here's the homemail question.

0:54:19.080 --> 0:54:22.879
<v Speaker 1>I met Sir again last night, our second date. He

0:54:22.920 --> 0:54:25.439
<v Speaker 1>loves face fucking. I'm not much of being in charge

0:54:25.520 --> 0:54:27.759
<v Speaker 1>during blow jobs because I need to guide your dick

0:54:28.080 --> 0:54:30.840
<v Speaker 1>like you do it yourself. You don't know my mouth,

0:54:31.160 --> 0:54:33.400
<v Speaker 1>you don't know my throat, You may get teeth. It happens.

0:54:33.440 --> 0:54:35.560
<v Speaker 1>Sir is dominant and it's pretty good at it, and

0:54:35.600 --> 0:54:37.759
<v Speaker 1>I let him take charge. And the way that Sir

0:54:37.920 --> 0:54:40.080
<v Speaker 1>face fox me. He gets to the point of the

0:54:40.080 --> 0:54:41.520
<v Speaker 1>throw of a certain angle that I feel like I

0:54:41.560 --> 0:54:43.560
<v Speaker 1>have to throw up. And I've never had this problem

0:54:43.760 --> 0:54:46.040
<v Speaker 1>I've had bigger, thicker dicks, and I've never had an

0:54:46.080 --> 0:54:48.480
<v Speaker 1>issue with my gag reflects like this. And this is

0:54:48.480 --> 0:54:50.600
<v Speaker 1>why I feel they need to be in charge, because

0:54:50.719 --> 0:54:53.080
<v Speaker 1>I can do this sexy face funk gag and spit

0:54:53.120 --> 0:54:55.080
<v Speaker 1>without getting to the point of bomb it. The day

0:54:55.080 --> 0:54:57.640
<v Speaker 1>of the second date, between training for anal and face

0:54:57.680 --> 0:55:00.880
<v Speaker 1>fucking not the second date, I didn't need anything but

0:55:01.000 --> 0:55:03.240
<v Speaker 1>button nuts in a protein bar. I didn't need anything

0:55:03.239 --> 0:55:05.600
<v Speaker 1>after six pm. We met and played at ten thirty

0:55:05.719 --> 0:55:07.960
<v Speaker 1>when even the nuts story of came back up, the

0:55:08.040 --> 0:55:11.200
<v Speaker 1>nuts that she ate. By the way, Now where any

0:55:11.239 --> 0:55:13.640
<v Speaker 1>advice is, how do you prevent the gag? How do

0:55:13.680 --> 0:55:16.400
<v Speaker 1>you train your gag reflex? I'd not they like to

0:55:16.440 --> 0:55:19.120
<v Speaker 1>not throw up um on his dick or anyone else.

0:55:19.680 --> 0:55:23.359
<v Speaker 1>So I've actually this was something that happened a lot,

0:55:23.880 --> 0:55:25.960
<v Speaker 1>even with I was gonna say this trick, but well, no,

0:55:26.160 --> 0:55:28.920
<v Speaker 1>my well my acts like face fucking So I think

0:55:28.960 --> 0:55:32.759
<v Speaker 1>if it's something that you don't enjoy or you don't

0:55:32.800 --> 0:55:35.000
<v Speaker 1>want to throw up, I think you have the conversation

0:55:35.080 --> 0:55:37.600
<v Speaker 1>with him, hey are you doing this because you want

0:55:37.600 --> 0:55:40.319
<v Speaker 1>me to throw up? Like a lot of men either

0:55:40.440 --> 0:55:42.600
<v Speaker 1>want to see throw up or love to make you

0:55:42.719 --> 0:55:45.680
<v Speaker 1>gag to where you start to cry. It's a power

0:55:45.800 --> 0:55:48.120
<v Speaker 1>thing that they like to see. And so if you

0:55:48.239 --> 0:55:50.719
<v Speaker 1>feel not only out of control, but it's something that

0:55:50.760 --> 0:55:53.120
<v Speaker 1>you don't like the feeling of, that just needs to

0:55:53.120 --> 0:55:56.160
<v Speaker 1>be discussed, like, because I think that there's a way

0:55:56.160 --> 0:55:59.080
<v Speaker 1>to where you balance it right, say hey, this is

0:55:59.080 --> 0:56:01.239
<v Speaker 1>how I really like to have had. I know you

0:56:01.320 --> 0:56:04.160
<v Speaker 1>like face fucking. Let's do a mix, but we need

0:56:04.160 --> 0:56:07.000
<v Speaker 1>to if I tap you like this, you're going too hard.

0:56:07.080 --> 0:56:10.160
<v Speaker 1>I think this is where you introduced safe words or

0:56:10.320 --> 0:56:14.400
<v Speaker 1>safe gestures because you clearly don't like it. But if

0:56:14.440 --> 0:56:17.120
<v Speaker 1>a nigga's face fucking you, I don't think you really

0:56:17.160 --> 0:56:20.520
<v Speaker 1>have the control like you think on your gag reflex,

0:56:20.800 --> 0:56:24.480
<v Speaker 1>because sometimes your hands are pinned. You have no control

0:56:24.560 --> 0:56:27.680
<v Speaker 1>at all at the velocity that he's going into your

0:56:27.680 --> 0:56:31.560
<v Speaker 1>fucking throat or how he's turning or hitting it. So

0:56:31.840 --> 0:56:37.440
<v Speaker 1>I personally think this needs to be a conversation. Clearly

0:56:37.480 --> 0:56:39.920
<v Speaker 1>he may like it, and if it's something where you

0:56:39.920 --> 0:56:41.839
<v Speaker 1>don't want to throw up or it makes you uncomfortable,

0:56:41.960 --> 0:56:44.160
<v Speaker 1>I literally had to say that to my ex, like,

0:56:45.200 --> 0:56:48.880
<v Speaker 1>all right, now that's enough. I don't like it, all right,

0:56:48.960 --> 0:56:51.560
<v Speaker 1>I did it, but we're done. Like there's been times

0:56:51.560 --> 0:56:54.720
<v Speaker 1>where he's throat fucked me and we've been done talking

0:56:54.960 --> 0:56:57.080
<v Speaker 1>and I can't talk, like you know, funked up my

0:56:57.120 --> 0:56:59.600
<v Speaker 1>vocal cords. I'm like kniving my tonsils of the issue

0:56:59.640 --> 0:57:01.880
<v Speaker 1>because I've definitely gotten face funk to where my throat

0:57:01.920 --> 0:57:03.840
<v Speaker 1>was in pain before. But I was gonna say the

0:57:03.840 --> 0:57:06.640
<v Speaker 1>only tip I knew was like holding the thumb like this.

0:57:06.840 --> 0:57:09.920
<v Speaker 1>You're getting face bucked, bro A lot of times. No,

0:57:10.080 --> 0:57:12.279
<v Speaker 1>you can't even think of it. But apparently it's like

0:57:12.320 --> 0:57:15.759
<v Speaker 1>a life hacker study for like gag reflecting. They only

0:57:15.760 --> 0:57:17.600
<v Speaker 1>like recommend us on the internet for people that feel

0:57:17.600 --> 0:57:19.560
<v Speaker 1>like they're going to throw up her vomit from being sick.

0:57:20.200 --> 0:57:22.800
<v Speaker 1>But I mean, it's just a pressure point thing. You

0:57:22.840 --> 0:57:24.840
<v Speaker 1>can google it like and see what it looks like.

0:57:24.880 --> 0:57:26.720
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I never actually thought that he might like

0:57:26.800 --> 0:57:30.400
<v Speaker 1>to throw up so before maybe loving the fucking make

0:57:30.520 --> 0:57:33.960
<v Speaker 1>your eyes water and hear that gagging noise and make

0:57:34.040 --> 0:57:40.040
<v Speaker 1>you almost sound that's disgusting, bro. Okay, so that's what

0:57:40.120 --> 0:57:43.120
<v Speaker 1>she's probably doing. Anyway. We hope you guys enjoyed this episode.

0:57:43.120 --> 0:57:46.800
<v Speaker 1>We're sorry that we're not in I feel like it

0:57:46.880 --> 0:57:48.960
<v Speaker 1>was just good. Y'all just want to sell the episodes,

0:57:49.000 --> 0:57:51.320
<v Speaker 1>so be I do. I think this was a great episode.

0:57:51.320 --> 0:57:54.080
<v Speaker 1>I hope you guys enjoyed it. Again, our schedules are

0:57:54.120 --> 0:57:55.919
<v Speaker 1>just kind of a little bit all over the place

0:57:56.040 --> 0:57:58.160
<v Speaker 1>right now, but we will be back is through the

0:57:58.280 --> 0:58:02.200
<v Speaker 1>oh next week. UM. Definitely hope that you guys have

0:58:02.320 --> 0:58:04.520
<v Speaker 1>enjoyed all of the content we've been putting out. We

0:58:04.520 --> 0:58:07.280
<v Speaker 1>have some really dope guests and hopefully some more solo

0:58:07.320 --> 0:58:11.000
<v Speaker 1>episodes as well coming up for you guys. Um, yeah,

0:58:11.040 --> 0:58:14.600
<v Speaker 1>we have further now Oh wait, go ahead. Oh I

0:58:14.640 --> 0:58:16.720
<v Speaker 1>was gonna say, let us know because we will be

0:58:16.720 --> 0:58:18.440
<v Speaker 1>in the studio. We found some guests that we like.

0:58:19.040 --> 0:58:21.840
<v Speaker 1>Tech is if there's anyone that you want us to

0:58:21.880 --> 0:58:23.600
<v Speaker 1>work with that could be in the New York area,

0:58:23.640 --> 0:58:26.800
<v Speaker 1>are easily accessible. Um and beyond that, in about a month,

0:58:26.880 --> 0:58:29.240
<v Speaker 1>get your Roots Picnic tickets, come and see us. It's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be yes and before um the Roots Picnic, I

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0:59:41.560 --> 0:59:45.880
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<v Speaker 1>a Sunday. But most people do not have worked that Monday,

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<v Speaker 1>in New York City. Both locations are in the city,

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<v Speaker 1>Manhattan Works. Um. It is City Center in Manhattan. UM.

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<v Speaker 1>And again you can purchase your tickets. You do get

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<v Speaker 1>a discount rate for the play party if you attend

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<v Speaker 1>for the dinner. Um. I will be there for both nights. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>and I have a surprise guest joining me, So if

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<v Speaker 1>you want to come to that, just know I got

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<v Speaker 1>a surprise guests joining me that a few of you

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<v Speaker 1>may know or may not know, but they will be

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<v Speaker 1>joining me for the whole weekend. On question, what bit

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna sucket this party? I don't think so. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean maybe women, maybe women like I don't. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think i'll funk a guy because I haven't sucked a

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<v Speaker 1>guy in a play party unless it's been my partner. Bit,

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<v Speaker 1>you got a month, so one thing, you have a partner,

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<v Speaker 1>But also I already have my plus one, bitch, so

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<v Speaker 1>I know the next weekends we bruce picked that. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>hoping I'll be back by then next weekend. Please. I

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<v Speaker 1>think the only even what I'm struggling is because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so used to using old based place, so now I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just like, oh my god, whatever, anyway, what about you've

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<v Speaker 1>got friends here, bitch? Yeah, But like you gotta remember

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<v Speaker 1>she's back and forth too, and you don't someone. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to encroach on someone's space. It's just a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, I have friends. But if y'all want to

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<v Speaker 1>buy with your tickets to one of these events and

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<v Speaker 1>let hers stay with you, you might get some little

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<v Speaker 1>extra extra bonush it. But again, I'm gonna come to

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<v Speaker 1>the dinner from that that, I can't do the sex party. Come,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't see you have someone dressed up by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>um done that. This is a formal erotic doning experience.

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<v Speaker 1>So the dress code is got the cut at the

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<v Speaker 1>met gallon, so latex gowns, fish nets later jump, I can't, no, bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing a gown. I'm dressing the funk up. So

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<v Speaker 1>again ls dot com, make sure you click the link

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<v Speaker 1>in the bio to go through the vetting process so

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<v Speaker 1>that you could purchase your tickets. Again. It is a

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<v Speaker 1>limited amount of tickets for the dinner, also limited for

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<v Speaker 1>the play party. So can't wait to see you guys there.

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<v Speaker 1>And again we're gonna leave you guys off with a

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<v Speaker 1>backslash horrible Decisions. This has been yet another episode of

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<v Speaker 1>Horrid Blair. This is your good bye. It's bonus, bitches,

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<v Speaker 1>and we bet you get it's not gonna be filled

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<v Speaker 1>with much tea. I already have people like, would an

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<v Speaker 1>old bay say when he heard this bitch, I wouldn't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I've blocked that newgro I mean he may have someone

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<v Speaker 1>giving him the tea anyways, I'm sure, but um, I

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<v Speaker 1>just thought, I guess to give if he knows what

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<v Speaker 1>he did. When I was in the elevator just coming

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<v Speaker 1>up to do this episode, um my neighbor, I had

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<v Speaker 1>a company sent me like a hundred bodies crops, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>forty I'm not exactly a hundred forty, about forty right

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<v Speaker 1>black ticks. She's next door, so I handed it to her.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, here, I got this, you know

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<v Speaker 1>in the mail. I want to give them to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I was because we gotta keep from staying young. She goes,

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<v Speaker 1>and we gotta keep staying young. And she was like, girl,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm way older than you. And I said, what she is?

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<v Speaker 1>Thirty five? I swear on my mom And I thought

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<v Speaker 1>she was maybe at Max like thirty eight. She looked

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<v Speaker 1>really young and she said, I'm fifty. I said, bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>I know you vegan. That's that's how it might not

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<v Speaker 1>even be vegan. That's how uh, that's how motherfucker's be

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<v Speaker 1>treating my ex. Like my ex does not look fifty

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<v Speaker 1>at all. No, And I think that's the thing though,

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<v Speaker 1>when you really take carey body. And don't get me wrong,

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<v Speaker 1>I only know her because she is the dog. So

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<v Speaker 1>we'd be at the dog park, but she'd be running

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<v Speaker 1>with the dog, jumping up and off the table like

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<v Speaker 1>working all like crazy, and I'm like, yo, you know

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<v Speaker 1>you don't look fifty. So I say all that to say,

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<v Speaker 1>she said, because I thought about Maggie. Who's the bitch?

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<v Speaker 1>Obey went to go see and Duey and she said, girl,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have a concept of time. She said, if

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<v Speaker 1>you asked me, I'm still sucking the nick. I was

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<v Speaker 1>from high school. She was like, everything feels the same.

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<v Speaker 1>She was like, I take care of my body. She

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<v Speaker 1>was like, and my spirit is like she said, I

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<v Speaker 1>eat good and I'll tell no lies. I said, I

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<v Speaker 1>know that right, And I really want to tell old

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<v Speaker 1>b because his body is fucking crazy. He really really

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<v Speaker 1>works on his body, but he tells lies and so

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<v Speaker 1>that's why he's bald. Well Balding is not no balding.

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<v Speaker 1>I like bald. Bald is sexy. My ex was bald,

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<v Speaker 1>but I doubt what a lot of diggas was bald.

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<v Speaker 1>I've had other bald niggas coming sun me down. He

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<v Speaker 1>like bald players. Oh, episode named sorry anyways, guys in

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<v Speaker 1>this episode is our cinema for the month, and we

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<v Speaker 1>chose to do bad Vecan if I'm not bad Vegan

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<v Speaker 1>on Bacay bro. It was good. It was really good.

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<v Speaker 1>But what's crazy too? I think last month we did

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<v Speaker 1>a Tender Swindler, so it's very similar in conversations. So

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<v Speaker 1>I dug in to do some different things. But before

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<v Speaker 1>we started with the with the catchup, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>know what other TV you were currently watching? Um, Jocelyn's Caperette, Honey,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to see this. He was one on

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<v Speaker 1>the day. I just I just went to a Sanse's

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<v Speaker 1>house and he caught me all the way up with it.

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<v Speaker 1>So I messed a mind. Did what was I gonna say? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>I've been rewatching girls on HBO and I've been watching

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<v Speaker 1>what is it that I watched every Sunday. Oh not

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<v Speaker 1>need a fiance. That ship's getting crazy. Um, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to make mention. I was in a every week.

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<v Speaker 1>On Tuesday's we have a staff meeting with all the

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<v Speaker 1>heads at my job, and two of the departments have

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<v Speaker 1>to do with stuff you watch, right, film and TV,

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<v Speaker 1>And literally one of the girls is like, so and

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<v Speaker 1>so keeps throwing me a project. But like, by the

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<v Speaker 1>time we released this on Netflix, they're already gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>tired of this scamming. She's like, Netflix goes and waves,

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<v Speaker 1>so right now you've got an LV, then you've got

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<v Speaker 1>the Tinder Swindler, then you've got Bad Vegan. She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>we're in a wave of scam She's like, we've been

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<v Speaker 1>in a wave of stand up. We got in a

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<v Speaker 1>wave of black sheet and she's like, Netflix hits you

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<v Speaker 1>in waves and keep feeding you. She's like, by the

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<v Speaker 1>time we acquire this project, the wave will be off.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, wow, like that is really like

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<v Speaker 1>Hollywood ship because I don't even I forgot Anna delv too,

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<v Speaker 1>all of them, and now it makes me want more.

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<v Speaker 1>And of course because you watched blah blah blah, now

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<v Speaker 1>you like this, So it's like I do enjoy it,

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<v Speaker 1>and the bad Vegan story was great, but like I

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<v Speaker 1>want to actually see how long that time. Really It's

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<v Speaker 1>weird because I really don't think people get sick of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm someone and I think I mentioned it on

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<v Speaker 1>this pod when I'm just like nothing's on TV. I

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<v Speaker 1>love to binge American greed, which technically is scams maybe

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<v Speaker 1>a year or two ago. No, no, no, people don't

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<v Speaker 1>get sick of it. I think they're saying, like the hype. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean but even what what was it one or

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<v Speaker 1>two years ago now? Was Firefest and that had everyone talking.

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<v Speaker 1>So I mean, I think the people love watching other

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<v Speaker 1>people get got over on. I don't know why, but

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's a thing. I think as it's also

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<v Speaker 1>like the everyday person to all of these people are

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<v Speaker 1>very unassuming, you know what I mean, Like I think

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<v Speaker 1>I was talking to Sophia that they're not even unassuming.

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<v Speaker 1>They just white because the way there could be your

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<v Speaker 1>everyday persons white as crook ass bitches who somehow even

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<v Speaker 1>just get the access to all this loan money. It's insane,

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<v Speaker 1>It's insane, insane,