1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:09,799 Speaker 1: Guess what decision We're about to make a horrible decisions. Hey, guys, 2 00:00:10,039 --> 00:00:15,680 Speaker 1: welcome to another episode of Harry Bled just sizy all 3 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:22,360 Speaker 1: but the whole. She's never been to France. Actually I 4 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:25,240 Speaker 1: have been, bitch, but have you. I don't feel like 5 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:28,120 Speaker 1: I actually went to France and have pictures under the 6 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:31,800 Speaker 1: motherfucking Eiffel Tower. It's not a big one. If anyone 7 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:35,440 Speaker 1: has seen the Tinder Swindler, he also had pictures in places. 8 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:39,959 Speaker 1: So I really went. I really went fingering down with 9 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:44,400 Speaker 1: my little Barrett. How thank you. Welcome back everybody. For 10 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:46,640 Speaker 1: those of you watching on YouTube, don't get mad at us. 11 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,159 Speaker 1: We had a little bit of a faux pall with 12 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:53,120 Speaker 1: scheduling and um because we busy. That's why I know 13 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:57,200 Speaker 1: it's it's giving busy. But I can't wait to get 14 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:59,120 Speaker 1: back to New York. Dog Like I can't even like 15 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:02,040 Speaker 1: look at people's Instagram stories because I'm starting to like 16 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:06,319 Speaker 1: get really bad. Pomo is going on all through l A. 17 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,440 Speaker 1: There's more parties here than like I've ever seen before. 18 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:14,360 Speaker 1: And I still miss New York and my apartment. It's 19 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:18,000 Speaker 1: still not ready. By the way, I had a lawyer 20 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 1: that I hired because I can't get rid of the apartment. Bro, 21 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,440 Speaker 1: I pay three thousand dollars for a two bedroom that's 22 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:25,080 Speaker 1: huge in the Lawer East Side with Florida's ceiling windows. Like, 23 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:28,160 Speaker 1: you don't go. The lawyer was like, technically they provided 24 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:32,000 Speaker 1: you another space, so you have no case, right even 25 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,160 Speaker 1: though the place is only two hundred and twenty four 26 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:36,839 Speaker 1: square feet that they gave me in a shoe box. 27 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:39,440 Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, bro, legally. And that's the thing too, write, 28 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:41,760 Speaker 1: I don't know how long you signed your lease for it, 29 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:45,720 Speaker 1: but that is only good for what your lease was 30 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:51,760 Speaker 1: open for. The rints in New York. Now it's sick 31 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,120 Speaker 1: they tried here. I ain't need to hold you, bitch. 32 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:55,760 Speaker 1: I'm about to have to move back to the Bronx. 33 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:01,200 Speaker 1: I know front. I think is this lives in? Is 34 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:03,280 Speaker 1: the Riverdale the Bronx like he always talks about it, 35 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:05,960 Speaker 1: um like, oh damn m rich Nig is up there, 36 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:09,840 Speaker 1: But it's it is, but it's not. It's like above Dykeman, 37 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:13,400 Speaker 1: so it's on the completely opposite side. It's closer to 38 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:18,480 Speaker 1: like Westchester. Would you get a car? You need a car, 39 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:23,560 Speaker 1: I mean had one before. I wouldn't move to Riverdale Beach. 40 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,640 Speaker 1: I was just Joe. I mean, I'm the Bronx for 41 00:02:25,639 --> 00:02:28,440 Speaker 1: the Bronx. For the Bronx was a joke. You missed 42 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:31,400 Speaker 1: the joke. Okay, you missed I thought you were being serious. 43 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:34,240 Speaker 1: You missed it. You missed it. I'm sorry. No, Well, 44 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:36,880 Speaker 1: one thing I didn't miss it is the opportunity to 45 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:40,160 Speaker 1: call this episode single again. Back on the proud shout 46 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,680 Speaker 1: out to training we can. We both are single. And 47 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:45,800 Speaker 1: I just want to say, even though y'all and and y'all, 48 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:48,360 Speaker 1: I mean me have never thought that Mandy would be 49 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:51,360 Speaker 1: single again because we feel like you might go back 50 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:53,920 Speaker 1: to this second, I'm not gonna go back to this like, 51 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:56,280 Speaker 1: I'm not going back to this name. I'm not going back. 52 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,600 Speaker 1: I'm like I would not name a Patreon episode. Old 53 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:01,440 Speaker 1: Bay is dead to me if he was not dead 54 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:04,240 Speaker 1: to me. I mean, but we literally but here's the 55 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:09,639 Speaker 1: problem too, with this episode title that you chose single again. Bitch, 56 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:12,520 Speaker 1: I ain't back wich, I'm not back on the crowd. No, 57 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:16,960 Speaker 1: it's live, it's all live. I don't one a day. 58 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,800 Speaker 1: I don't want to nigga and y'all, I am having 59 00:03:19,919 --> 00:03:25,440 Speaker 1: I literally just had to talk about this with my therapist. Listen, y'all, 60 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:30,120 Speaker 1: I don't even want casual sex, and listen, bitch, I 61 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:33,079 Speaker 1: don't know who I am. I literally going through a crisis. 62 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:36,720 Speaker 1: I'm talking to my therapist and I'm just like, I 63 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:39,840 Speaker 1: have to do this show and you know, horrible decisions. 64 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:42,400 Speaker 1: You're you're familiar, and I'm just like, how do I 65 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:48,720 Speaker 1: continue talking about sex? And I don't even want We 66 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:50,760 Speaker 1: gotta just get guests or I gotta be a home 67 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,280 Speaker 1: bro and you know what, you love doing it? Okay, 68 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:57,600 Speaker 1: because the ladder, it can't happen. What can I said? 69 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:59,480 Speaker 1: The latter can happen if we either have to have 70 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:05,400 Speaker 1: guests or ladder. That happened, Lodder just happened. You are 71 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:10,040 Speaker 1: ah no, but honestly to be to be serious, like, 72 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:14,080 Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm just having this like weird little fun, 73 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:16,240 Speaker 1: but real quick. I did come to l a shout 74 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:19,200 Speaker 1: out to everybody who pulled up to the Hollywood improv 75 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:25,000 Speaker 1: Um for our first live television taping of a live show. 76 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:27,760 Speaker 1: It was really, really, really dope. Thank you so all 77 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:30,000 Speaker 1: my friends who pulled up. Thank you for everybody who 78 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:32,720 Speaker 1: joined us on stage and asked questions. It was a 79 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:34,680 Speaker 1: lot of fun. But let me tell you how I know. 80 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:38,440 Speaker 1: Sh it is just weird right now. So before I 81 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:41,200 Speaker 1: came out there, I'm like, okay, I'm newly single. Y'all 82 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:44,000 Speaker 1: know I got mad holes in l A. So I 83 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:46,960 Speaker 1: was like, we didn't know I got bad holes in 84 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:51,080 Speaker 1: l A. So all right, two of them were not 85 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:53,240 Speaker 1: going to be in town, and I was like okay. 86 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:56,640 Speaker 1: And then the other one had to be with his kids, 87 00:04:57,120 --> 00:05:00,200 Speaker 1: and okay, I guess I know it's sucking kids, but yeah, 88 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:04,000 Speaker 1: I guess gonna be a daddy, so so real quick. 89 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:07,800 Speaker 1: So he said we weren't gonna be able to see 90 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:10,080 Speaker 1: each other. So, bitch, I didn't pat none of my 91 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:15,000 Speaker 1: toys because I'm not going to see you. So I'm 92 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:19,480 Speaker 1: in flights on my little freewhee feet and the nigga 93 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:24,839 Speaker 1: hits me like, what time you land? I think I know, girl, 94 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:29,120 Speaker 1: Let me tell you what? Tell you what my motherucking 95 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:33,640 Speaker 1: response was. I said, oh, you're gonna be free. You 96 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:36,080 Speaker 1: told me you weren't gonna be free, so I didn't 97 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:38,280 Speaker 1: think I was gonna see you. He said no, no, 98 00:05:38,279 --> 00:05:40,560 Speaker 1: no, no no, no, like I could see you tonight but 99 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:44,240 Speaker 1: not over the weekend. I said, oh, well, I didn't 100 00:05:44,279 --> 00:05:49,400 Speaker 1: bring no toys, and he said, what that gotta do? Like, 101 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:50,920 Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I could see you, And I said, 102 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:53,800 Speaker 1: if I can't pay you, what's the reason of us 103 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:55,839 Speaker 1: seeing each other? Like na, No, I don't just want 104 00:05:55,839 --> 00:05:59,120 Speaker 1: to fuck you like he was. I know, and I 105 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:02,720 Speaker 1: think he felt away. But you didn't say that though, 106 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:05,840 Speaker 1: or you think my phone. I swear to God. I 107 00:06:05,839 --> 00:06:08,919 Speaker 1: swear to God. I said, well, Nigga, I don't have 108 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,400 Speaker 1: my toys. In the last time I came to l A, 109 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:15,200 Speaker 1: I bought the strap and a and a peg. I'm 110 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,120 Speaker 1: not buying another trap on Nigga's who one of the 111 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:20,080 Speaker 1: dollars and he didn't offer to buy it either. But 112 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:23,640 Speaker 1: also now it's doing a lot like sex shouldn't be 113 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,279 Speaker 1: the difficult and now we have to go on a 114 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:30,200 Speaker 1: field trip again. No, I don't now now I'll just 115 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:34,320 Speaker 1: see you another time maybe. But also, guys, and I don't. 116 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:37,080 Speaker 1: I'm also literally over my nigga. But I just have 117 00:06:37,279 --> 00:06:39,160 Speaker 1: no desire to have sex. And I don't think I've 118 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:42,440 Speaker 1: ever felt like this in my life. So I'm just like, no, 119 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:46,800 Speaker 1: because you gotta get out of this phase of I 120 00:06:46,839 --> 00:06:49,159 Speaker 1: was there, like last year was the least sex I 121 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,239 Speaker 1: had because Old Day and I had been going through it. 122 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:54,159 Speaker 1: And I think you get over this hump of like 123 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:59,760 Speaker 1: real quick, because for me, are you admitted to lying 124 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:03,880 Speaker 1: him in the medication SI so and depression? So now 125 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:05,760 Speaker 1: it's not that it was all obeyed the whole time. 126 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:08,720 Speaker 1: Oh he was the one. We're going through it bad. 127 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:11,280 Speaker 1: First of all, I didn't want to suck. And then 128 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:13,600 Speaker 1: it was just like even more difficult because we were open. 129 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:15,920 Speaker 1: So it's like, you know they're getting it somewhere else, 130 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:18,120 Speaker 1: but you're still hurt because you're depressed. Like that made 131 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:20,680 Speaker 1: our relationship really difficult. Now I'm not saying me being 132 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:22,840 Speaker 1: a sad girl was like the reason we broke up, 133 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:26,800 Speaker 1: because it's definitely his fault. I'm just saying it didn't help, 134 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:30,200 Speaker 1: Like it made it worse. But that was the least 135 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:33,200 Speaker 1: sex I was able to have. And plus I was 136 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:35,080 Speaker 1: back and forth to l A, So I feel like 137 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:37,880 Speaker 1: that also caused a little bit of a rift. But 138 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:39,960 Speaker 1: you know, I mean we had our little vacations and 139 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,800 Speaker 1: then that's the problem. Whenever we were on vacation, that's 140 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:46,720 Speaker 1: where our relationship was great. Like when we could go away, 141 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:48,880 Speaker 1: we were like, oh, yeah, we should be together, and 142 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,200 Speaker 1: then we'd come home and it was like, oh, you're 143 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:56,680 Speaker 1: pussy still broken. Oh well, I just like have zero 144 00:07:57,080 --> 00:08:02,520 Speaker 1: desire to like fuck. And then I'm also battling, right 145 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:04,400 Speaker 1: because y'all know, I'm cool with being a hole if 146 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:07,640 Speaker 1: I have to be. But it's like, now if a 147 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:10,840 Speaker 1: man comes over and fox me, I need my trash 148 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:12,760 Speaker 1: taken out, And I don't know if now I feel 149 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:14,400 Speaker 1: like a cheap hole because how do you keep talking 150 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:16,880 Speaker 1: about this? Because I'm just serious? Am I a cheap 151 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:21,200 Speaker 1: hoe for like exchanging coucie for my trash being taken out? 152 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:23,640 Speaker 1: Because my mind goes to the home ship, like should 153 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:26,040 Speaker 1: I be charging in fifteen dollars antech my trash out? 154 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,760 Speaker 1: I think this is like an act of service, love 155 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:31,000 Speaker 1: language type thing that someone showed you and now you 156 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:33,040 Speaker 1: can't get enough. And it kind of reminds me of 157 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:36,640 Speaker 1: almost like it's like the regression of you know, when 158 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:39,160 Speaker 1: you're young and you your first dude that has a car, 159 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:41,440 Speaker 1: and now you gotta keep sucking eggs with cars, and 160 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:44,800 Speaker 1: then are you doing this is not the same You 161 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:48,040 Speaker 1: gotta you had a man man, a manly man, start 162 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:51,800 Speaker 1: doing things, and now you need that sheet. Now you're like, so, so, 163 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:54,800 Speaker 1: then here's my homemail. I have a question for you. 164 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:58,040 Speaker 1: How do I bring up that I need and want 165 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:01,000 Speaker 1: those things that would be considered boy friendship to a 166 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:04,320 Speaker 1: niggas might just one ka. I was just going to say, 167 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:10,880 Speaker 1: I literally yesterday did an episode on for Fact's Sake 168 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:13,000 Speaker 1: about Vegas, and when we talked about Vegas, we talked 169 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:16,559 Speaker 1: about the Bunny Ranch. The Bunny Ranch on their menu, 170 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:20,160 Speaker 1: they have girlfriend experience, right, And then once I started 171 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:25,280 Speaker 1: like researching more about girlfriend experience, apparently mental escorts provide 172 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:30,000 Speaker 1: boyfriend experience and those actually for male escorts include chores 173 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:34,520 Speaker 1: because for women it's like neck or like the Scout massage, 174 00:09:34,679 --> 00:09:38,760 Speaker 1: it's like little light things. For men on escorts sites, 175 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:43,320 Speaker 1: light chores is in there. So bitch, you need to 176 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:44,960 Speaker 1: make a joke about it and be like what I 177 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,679 Speaker 1: need this. I'll be doing that to niggas too. I'd 178 00:09:46,679 --> 00:09:51,199 Speaker 1: be like, I like the cattle, but I'm serious. Oh, 179 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:54,400 Speaker 1: like for me, I can't have my face fucked without 180 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:59,160 Speaker 1: a niggas. You it was a great example. You just 181 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:04,200 Speaker 1: use it. I'm not gonna create a girlfriend boyfriend experience 182 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:06,680 Speaker 1: list like an escort and show it to my next 183 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:09,920 Speaker 1: casual sex funck. Buddy, I'm actually telling you to just 184 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:12,199 Speaker 1: get a boyfriend experience escort. That's what I'm trying to say. 185 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:13,960 Speaker 1: I already told you I'm not paying for no Dick, 186 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:16,120 Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna pay to get my trash taken out. Bitch. 187 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:18,319 Speaker 1: I got handy for that, and it don't gotta come 188 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:23,040 Speaker 1: with Dick what you're talking about. Use your handicode. We 189 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:27,000 Speaker 1: need them. We don't have a handicode, we don't. I 190 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:29,800 Speaker 1: really think for research, you should just do it. I 191 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:33,640 Speaker 1: think we should use the w d P LLC fund 192 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:35,800 Speaker 1: and we should see what happens if you get an 193 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:38,480 Speaker 1: escort and you could come and report back. It'll be fun. 194 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:40,760 Speaker 1: It'll be a thing. Because I'm actually gonna go out 195 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:46,440 Speaker 1: here and use my throat cote. You want me to 196 00:10:46,559 --> 00:10:51,280 Speaker 1: pay for DICKO. This is a human interest pieced. How 197 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:54,800 Speaker 1: do we keep leveling ourselves up? It's very different. I'm sorry, 198 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:59,520 Speaker 1: Dick is not sex podcast, But people like when you 199 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,760 Speaker 1: do one weird ship, like you gotta go out in 200 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:05,559 Speaker 1: the world and try something new, not just like a 201 00:11:05,679 --> 00:11:08,120 Speaker 1: wait real quick, what's the going right for Dick right now? 202 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:12,560 Speaker 1: I don't know anyone who's selling it. Male Escort Black 203 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:17,240 Speaker 1: like a big old dick and fine and at least 204 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:20,960 Speaker 1: six two. I think you can get one first off 205 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,559 Speaker 1: the paper and nigga, it's gonna be a whole building nigga, 206 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:26,839 Speaker 1: and it's gonna be exactly what I want. I need 207 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,440 Speaker 1: them too. I feel like there's gotta be a lot 208 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:31,079 Speaker 1: of available niggas because white people are always fam to 209 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:38,319 Speaker 1: look like Boris Kojo, what man up? It's cock time. 210 00:11:39,679 --> 00:11:42,680 Speaker 1: And then in Asterix it says not necessarily gay man 211 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:47,720 Speaker 1: up dot com they have black friendly. Okay, I definitely 212 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:51,360 Speaker 1: want a man who's friendly. Okay, Oh wait, hold on, bitch. 213 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:54,880 Speaker 1: It was feeling racist these women that I have to 214 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:57,240 Speaker 1: say that they're black friendly and they're okay with black men. 215 00:11:57,679 --> 00:12:00,040 Speaker 1: But we talked about that. That's I mean, Lisa and 216 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,400 Speaker 1: said it. We've had a lot of porn stars say that, like, 217 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:06,120 Speaker 1: You're right. Sometimes it's determined, even imporn by if you've 218 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:09,800 Speaker 1: had sex with black men or not. You see this 219 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:13,000 Speaker 1: list of niggas, I'm on the Male Escort Agency dot 220 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,840 Speaker 1: com and I'm telling you right now, it's giving. Some 221 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,880 Speaker 1: of some of them are hot, and then some of 222 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:20,439 Speaker 1: these niggas is just like it looks like they made 223 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:27,960 Speaker 1: a seeking arrangement profile. Okay, let's see the roads, is bitch, 224 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:31,960 Speaker 1: how many roses do the niggasnee? Okay, Leon Faraoh based 225 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:35,280 Speaker 1: on the UK but happy to travel. Um wait, I 226 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:38,360 Speaker 1: would have to book his flight. Oh, I ain't paying 227 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:43,080 Speaker 1: for dick and flew in it out, so like you 228 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:47,120 Speaker 1: got me. It looks like for the night, it's about 229 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:52,840 Speaker 1: dred to the night. Hell no, for the hour? What's 230 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:58,040 Speaker 1: the hourly rate? Three fifty to five hundred? Now we 231 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:01,160 Speaker 1: get you, Mandy. I actually think we should start to 232 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:05,040 Speaker 1: go fund me for this three fifty to five honey. 233 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:08,600 Speaker 1: I would you want a cheap nigger at the same 234 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,200 Speaker 1: time when you want someone who add a little bit 235 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:13,080 Speaker 1: of high level to their cars? No, you know what 236 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,560 Speaker 1: I'm just thinking of. I would rather go eat at 237 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:18,040 Speaker 1: a fancy restaurant and order me some ball marrow and 238 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:22,280 Speaker 1: some Hamachi crudeo with a really nice cocktail, come back home, 239 00:13:22,559 --> 00:13:24,319 Speaker 1: play with my little toy with a little air pole 240 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:27,680 Speaker 1: saying technology and none, and go to sleep for way 241 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:32,800 Speaker 1: less than that the air the air pols saying technology 242 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:36,160 Speaker 1: that is that? Heard p said? I didn't know you 243 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:39,040 Speaker 1: said pulse sating. I thought you said air pole. Say, 244 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:41,400 Speaker 1: why are you be trying to play me? I swear 245 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:43,120 Speaker 1: to God that's what I heard. Why are you trying 246 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:45,600 Speaker 1: to free? All? Right? Man? You don't want to Dick 247 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,000 Speaker 1: paid for it, But I bet you there's gonna be 248 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,840 Speaker 1: someone in your MS today like Mandy. I would love 249 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:52,719 Speaker 1: to assist. Oh wait, speaking of I don't know if 250 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:56,559 Speaker 1: this is new with y'all, um, but hopefully I would 251 00:13:56,559 --> 00:13:59,200 Speaker 1: just like to know who Daddy this is his name 252 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:04,040 Speaker 1: is and he chose to hop in my email for 253 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:09,080 Speaker 1: whatever reason and set me pictures of a crab boil 254 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:16,600 Speaker 1: crawfish at tu Faith, his padtorn and a picture of 255 00:14:16,679 --> 00:14:21,560 Speaker 1: him on some yo, myke. Can I call him really quick? 256 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,880 Speaker 1: Do you want to call him? Yeah? I'm about to 257 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:31,480 Speaker 1: do it. What's the number? I didn't block my number 258 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,440 Speaker 1: because I didn't I want to. You could block him 259 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:46,120 Speaker 1: one time. I feel like, I'm like, so are he 260 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,800 Speaker 1: not gonna answer? I want to tell him that I 261 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:53,640 Speaker 1: saw pictures of the crowd bold damn, damn, y'all. We 262 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:56,840 Speaker 1: trying to create really good content here and it's not happening. 263 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:03,080 Speaker 1: Has been an animated boy messaging systems anything. I thought, 264 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:06,280 Speaker 1: you don't hear his voice. Damn it, says Lynn. Huh, 265 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:12,080 Speaker 1: I don't know, we're not. Oh well that android. I 266 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:15,040 Speaker 1: knew it. He got an anti exclamation point. Saw your 267 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:18,080 Speaker 1: d M about crab boil. Please give me a call 268 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:21,880 Speaker 1: back when you can't think. I just don't know why 269 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:28,720 Speaker 1: he thought crabs crawfish and it was gonna make me 270 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:32,800 Speaker 1: respond to his email like where I've never known anyone 271 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,920 Speaker 1: to internationally travel for a boil. I thought it was 272 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,320 Speaker 1: our ship. Can we not go to the world anyway? 273 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,720 Speaker 1: I'll be getting to Vandela ship. Let's hope this day 274 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,400 Speaker 1: called me back in the next forty five minute. Dog. 275 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:45,640 Speaker 1: If he calls me back and we're not recording, I'm 276 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,480 Speaker 1: going to like pull up my laptop and just start 277 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:56,480 Speaker 1: getting it. Okay, anyting for content. So y'all have probably 278 00:15:56,480 --> 00:16:00,440 Speaker 1: seen this in the shade room, and it was a 279 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,160 Speaker 1: very hot headline that I actually thought was kind of 280 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,480 Speaker 1: insensitive to post, because I think when you post it 281 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:08,480 Speaker 1: like this, you've got to make sure you're talking about 282 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,760 Speaker 1: the why. So in New Jersey, two women in a 283 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:15,080 Speaker 1: prison got pregnant after they had sex with a trans 284 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:18,840 Speaker 1: person that was on the female prison side of the jail. Um, 285 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:22,320 Speaker 1: they became pregnant following the sex with the transgender prisoner, 286 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:26,520 Speaker 1: and the governor said that, Um, they're obviously troubled with 287 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:34,200 Speaker 1: segregating prisoners. There are many reasons and apparently, um, they're 288 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:38,400 Speaker 1: all going to be reprimanded. Um. They faced intense scrutiny 289 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:42,920 Speaker 1: in recent years related to staff members. Who's gonna be reprimanded? 290 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:48,160 Speaker 1: The trans all that are pregnant? Why don't is it 291 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:52,320 Speaker 1: sex allowed in prisons? Like people have sex in prisons. 292 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:56,160 Speaker 1: They give condoms in male prisons, clearly sexist only so 293 00:16:56,280 --> 00:17:00,320 Speaker 1: that they don't spread HIV. But you think they're allowed 294 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:03,000 Speaker 1: to fuck in prison? Are you serious? I'm dead serious. 295 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,800 Speaker 1: They have sex in prison all the time. Bro, No, 296 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:08,160 Speaker 1: they're not allowed to fuck. You can't tell me they're 297 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,760 Speaker 1: not allowed to funk. But then in male prisons they're 298 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:15,480 Speaker 1: giving condoms. So apparently the the HIV spread is so 299 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:18,240 Speaker 1: rapid in male prison that's why they've done, like given 300 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:21,160 Speaker 1: condoms away. It's not every prison. You don't think that 301 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:24,160 Speaker 1: a woman's condom. They're not bumping coochies and eating each other. 302 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,520 Speaker 1: They would be forcing themselves to go to jail. If 303 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:30,720 Speaker 1: they knew they could, just like no, no one could 304 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:34,080 Speaker 1: posed themselves to go to jail for some pussy. Bro. 305 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:37,560 Speaker 1: There's pussy out in the free world. However, Okay, so 306 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:42,640 Speaker 1: are they putting this the two women pregnancy because I can't. 307 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:45,320 Speaker 1: I'm not. I can't do this with her today because 308 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:48,119 Speaker 1: there ain't no way. You're telling me that sex is 309 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:52,159 Speaker 1: forbidden in prison? Is sex allowed in jail? Have you 310 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:55,200 Speaker 1: not watched Oranges The New Black bro? They be bumping 311 00:17:55,200 --> 00:18:01,360 Speaker 1: coochies all the time. Federal law criminalizes prison staff inmates sex. 312 00:18:02,359 --> 00:18:05,600 Speaker 1: Prisoners can have sex with each other. They all prisoners. 313 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,120 Speaker 1: Can prisoners have sex with each other in prisons other 314 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:13,160 Speaker 1: than conjugal visits? Um, it's allowed, bitch. They're human beings. 315 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:20,000 Speaker 1: They're not keeping them from sex. No, uh no, it says, 316 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:22,879 Speaker 1: this is an anonymous answer. I served six years in 317 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:26,720 Speaker 1: prison from two jeeves and giving me an anonymous answers 318 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:29,040 Speaker 1: her sources during we go back to the vanilla ship. 319 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,640 Speaker 1: We're not doing no, no, no, this is good. During 320 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:33,119 Speaker 1: that time I had seven different cell mates. Five of 321 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:35,360 Speaker 1: them were a short term and the other two were longer. Firstly, 322 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,439 Speaker 1: I'm not gay and I never have it, never will be. 323 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:38,920 Speaker 1: But prison is a whole new world in which you 324 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,920 Speaker 1: need to adapt. Of the seven men, I had sex 325 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,840 Speaker 1: with two of them, and I needed It's more of 326 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:46,400 Speaker 1: a need for sexual gratification. When you're confined with someone 327 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,840 Speaker 1: for months on end, it is a lot easier to 328 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,879 Speaker 1: sleep with that person in your cell. You build a 329 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:53,800 Speaker 1: bond sexes and glamorous and obviously you can't get caught. 330 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:57,280 Speaker 1: It's uncomfortable because you can't. You have to self lubricate, 331 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,879 Speaker 1: but you can get the job done. You normally have 332 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,280 Speaker 1: around five minutes until the next check. Thank you. That 333 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,840 Speaker 1: is giving and giving, yes, but not everyone is an 334 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,800 Speaker 1: exhibitionist and wants to be seen. That's all. It was 335 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:11,200 Speaker 1: giving and it's giving. I would prefer luke, but since 336 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,200 Speaker 1: it's not there, I have to use my spit. That's 337 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:18,639 Speaker 1: all that that just gave me. So let's gabou was 338 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:23,720 Speaker 1: sex nonetheless, So I don't believe that these three women 339 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:30,560 Speaker 1: should be in any sort of trouble because a trans 340 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:36,760 Speaker 1: woman impregnated these two other women inmates. I mean, clearly 341 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:42,760 Speaker 1: it's going to be they're all women, you know science, 342 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,920 Speaker 1: there's the little swimmers and the low balls. And if 343 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,880 Speaker 1: this woman has sex with these other women however genetically 344 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:52,440 Speaker 1: has this other body part. Of course, the consequence of 345 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:56,880 Speaker 1: the baby. I mean, but now the baby is born 346 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:59,360 Speaker 1: into the prison system for one and two, it's gonna 347 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,960 Speaker 1: be taken away. So that's the other thing that really 348 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,800 Speaker 1: sucks to right, But I think, thank god it's being 349 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,560 Speaker 1: removed out of the prison and being given to a 350 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,720 Speaker 1: better family that's not in Britain. We don't know if 351 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:12,480 Speaker 1: it's a better family. We don't know life, okay, we 352 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:15,440 Speaker 1: just don't know how anything's gonna happen. So what do 353 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,879 Speaker 1: I mean? But like it's like, you know what if 354 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,200 Speaker 1: you're the baby that's born in fucking jail and it's 355 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,359 Speaker 1: like suck your fucking two moms or like it's just 356 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,480 Speaker 1: a mess. But I think, for one, the main thing 357 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,159 Speaker 1: we all need to remember because everybody was like this 358 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,960 Speaker 1: is insane, they need to remove trans women from the prisons. 359 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,600 Speaker 1: But first of all, do you think trans women are 360 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:37,400 Speaker 1: gonna last a day in jail with how homophobic Nigas are? 361 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:42,440 Speaker 1: I mean one not even just assault by you know, physically, 362 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:46,840 Speaker 1: but like rape or anyway. Not to get deep, but 363 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,199 Speaker 1: what I'm saying is like the the other option is 364 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,919 Speaker 1: not a better one. And although I didn't know that 365 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,359 Speaker 1: there were floors where people are like they only have 366 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,560 Speaker 1: gay men on a certain prison floor. Um, and I've 367 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:59,520 Speaker 1: even seeing that unlocked up abroad. I always thought they 368 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:03,000 Speaker 1: would put the trans girls in there. I always had 369 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,600 Speaker 1: thought that, but I guess now they don't. So I 370 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,640 Speaker 1: ain't gonna hold you as much as I love dick. 371 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,840 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would be happy if I got 372 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,480 Speaker 1: locked up in there was some dick in there that 373 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,159 Speaker 1: I wouldn't get in trouble phoe and it was a 374 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:19,520 Speaker 1: big one who I wanted. They probably they probably definitely, 375 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,040 Speaker 1: they probably definitely be trying to get them niggas not 376 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:24,760 Speaker 1: to fucking. At some point they'll be like, I give up. 377 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,440 Speaker 1: And you know what I would love to know, being 378 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:28,000 Speaker 1: that I read that anonymous thing and he was talking 379 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:32,640 Speaker 1: about loub nigga, what is the jail form of lube? 380 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:35,879 Speaker 1: Because we know y'all make gourmet meals. You know y'all 381 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:42,800 Speaker 1: make alcohol. What butter? Butter? Do they get butter and jail? Right? Yeah? 382 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,680 Speaker 1: I think they would bro use a little bit of 383 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,800 Speaker 1: chrisco a little bit olive oil. Probably not olive, was 384 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:50,119 Speaker 1: probably Chris Cooke, the little fat ship a little the 385 00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:52,639 Speaker 1: ship that you heard you say you used that before 386 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:55,520 Speaker 1: with Joe Nasty as you use chriscope of Phoe. No. 387 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,920 Speaker 1: A GUYD in colleges told me I should use the 388 00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:01,359 Speaker 1: most natural like quote unquote vegan shortening one because like 389 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:03,720 Speaker 1: to put on the outer labia when I was younger. Yeah, 390 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:06,439 Speaker 1: I remember that, so then it's probably all when I 391 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:09,560 Speaker 1: think about that now, that's so fucking insane. That GUYD 392 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:13,199 Speaker 1: in college just told me to use christco I was 393 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:16,639 Speaker 1: in nineteen years old at eighteen nineteen. It wasn't regular 394 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:21,600 Speaker 1: Christal oil. It was Christmas shortenings. To see, it's all 395 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,120 Speaker 1: vegetables shortening. If anyone wants to google it and it's 396 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:27,359 Speaker 1: just like canned looking thing. But or if you're listening 397 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,560 Speaker 1: to horrible decisions, that means you have a phone, which 398 00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:31,919 Speaker 1: means you should be able to afford a nice bottle 399 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:36,800 Speaker 1: of luke. Like they told us it was the most 400 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:40,400 Speaker 1: antar bro our listeners to use vegetable shortening, and they 401 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:42,480 Speaker 1: I would never push anyone to do that. That was 402 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:45,240 Speaker 1: they told them to go use vegetable shortening, and they 403 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,240 Speaker 1: couldn't said. If anyone wants to see what it looks 404 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,320 Speaker 1: like because that bitch is crazy. But that was also 405 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:52,399 Speaker 1: eleven years ago, so maybe they didn't know any better. Wait, 406 00:22:52,560 --> 00:23:00,480 Speaker 1: not eleven years ago, twelve years ago. Come on me, way, 407 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,359 Speaker 1: let's move on to the horrid derb. First, another wild tale. 408 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,960 Speaker 1: It's gonna start off sad, but you are going to 409 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,560 Speaker 1: ship your pants when I tell you this next part. So, 410 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,920 Speaker 1: the reason why we got knocked off and then scheduling 411 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,280 Speaker 1: for filming got knocked off because my grandmother passed. Some 412 00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,639 Speaker 1: of you know, I've been talking about her on Horrible Forever. 413 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,399 Speaker 1: It is my mom's mom, and it was kind of 414 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,520 Speaker 1: surprising for us and a really rough time. And my 415 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:27,679 Speaker 1: grandmother was really fun and loved to party, and I 416 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,760 Speaker 1: mean she was rolling around towards the end of her life. 417 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,240 Speaker 1: But I still feel like if we could have rolled 418 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,200 Speaker 1: her into the club, she would have loved. Oh my gosh, 419 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:37,600 Speaker 1: so she would have. So anyway, um, you know, we're 420 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:39,800 Speaker 1: trying to like be as uppy as we can about 421 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:42,520 Speaker 1: this so that we're were like basically everybody's just trying 422 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,360 Speaker 1: to be like, oh, let's let's do what grandma would want. 423 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,080 Speaker 1: Now Grandma knew about horrible decisions. Grandma knows. My co 424 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,480 Speaker 1: host Grandma knows about all the ship I've done. She's 425 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,840 Speaker 1: seen clips, right, she knows exactly who I am, which 426 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:54,520 Speaker 1: feels very good. And speaking of who I am, I'm 427 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:59,919 Speaker 1: obviously a very sexual person. And I struggle where is 428 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:04,440 Speaker 1: this going? I really struggled this last few weeks with 429 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:09,320 Speaker 1: masturbating during grieving because I like feel guilty, like it's 430 00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:12,080 Speaker 1: giving Bible stories with Brianda Bro like I started thinking 431 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,160 Speaker 1: about God and like then I start feeling bad while 432 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:18,080 Speaker 1: your hand is on Yo, Couci. I think this happened 433 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,440 Speaker 1: when my aunt passed some years ago. I can't masturbate 434 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:23,560 Speaker 1: when someone dies. I just think they're looking at me, 435 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,080 Speaker 1: and it's like, I don't know what the fund is 436 00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:29,000 Speaker 1: going on. And I told my therapist and I got 437 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:32,400 Speaker 1: so bad because she started to laugh, but not laugh laugh. 438 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,680 Speaker 1: She was like, girl, enjoyed your body in your life, please. 439 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,879 Speaker 1: I was like, miss Gwen, I'm telling you I can't. 440 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,240 Speaker 1: But she was like, yo, there's some articles out there 441 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:45,280 Speaker 1: about grieving in sex, like you need to read through 442 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:47,639 Speaker 1: those because a lot of people like suffer this ship 443 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:51,359 Speaker 1: where they can't become sexual again because they feel you know, 444 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:56,160 Speaker 1: it's crazy about leisure. I'm grieving my relationship, and what's 445 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,800 Speaker 1: helped me with masturbating recently is not only this new 446 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:02,639 Speaker 1: pulse stay un told the a bitch got, but I 447 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:06,879 Speaker 1: enjoy verbal sex, and so now unfortunately both to be 448 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:10,600 Speaker 1: looking at some crazy verbal sex like verbal like how 449 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:16,240 Speaker 1: like like I like talking annoying. So now since I'm 450 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:19,160 Speaker 1: single and don't really want the energy of someone else, 451 00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:21,960 Speaker 1: and here's my hord derv for grieving and mastering like 452 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:25,480 Speaker 1: masturbating while grieving, because grieving a relationship is it's the 453 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:29,040 Speaker 1: death of a relationship. So what I've been doing to 454 00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:35,120 Speaker 1: really enjoy masturbating recently is literally yelling my moans out 455 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,399 Speaker 1: like I'm having sex with a person. So like, not 456 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,719 Speaker 1: only am I talking to the porn that I'm watching, 457 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:45,520 Speaker 1: I'm oh my god. And I'll just be loud in 458 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:49,479 Speaker 1: my house, just moaning so loud, and it helps me 459 00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:53,679 Speaker 1: because I'm saying a part of a part of that 460 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:56,960 Speaker 1: makes me feel like I'm having sex with a person, 461 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:01,120 Speaker 1: even though I'm not. So is for saying this right now. 462 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,160 Speaker 1: I when I'm writing sex, I sometimes I'll say a name, 463 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,600 Speaker 1: oh me too. Oh. When I'll be watching the game 464 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,000 Speaker 1: porn I'll be saying the name of the nick. I'll 465 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,360 Speaker 1: be paging line, which I used to say fucking sister's 466 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:14,399 Speaker 1: name all the time. Oh, I'll be saying, not saying anyway. 467 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:18,480 Speaker 1: So okay, here's the here's the wildest sex toy I've 468 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:23,400 Speaker 1: ever girl again, are you gonna hope her Man don't 469 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:27,560 Speaker 1: listen to this motherfucker's show because you do disrespect. No, 470 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,800 Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now. If I'm dating the nigger, 471 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,840 Speaker 1: he can't be around no bitchiness going around telling people 472 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,679 Speaker 1: they masturbate in in my partners I said I have 473 00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:41,960 Speaker 1: done it. I didn't say when. So anyway, this is 474 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,520 Speaker 1: the wildest sex so I've ever heard about my fuck 475 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:48,560 Speaker 1: king life. This is a story a second what No, 476 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,080 Speaker 1: it's a sex toy and has to do with that 477 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:54,560 Speaker 1: grieving and just wait, bitch, I Mandy, this is this 478 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:58,359 Speaker 1: is crazy and it actually broke me being nervous, Like 479 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,239 Speaker 1: I laughed so hard I got over it, like, oh, 480 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,159 Speaker 1: this is dumb. I shouldn't even be googling ship like this. 481 00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:04,480 Speaker 1: So I only started Google because my therapist like you 482 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:07,000 Speaker 1: should see a community board about like people that um 483 00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:10,280 Speaker 1: and like people that have had issues with you know, masturbation, 484 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:13,159 Speaker 1: doing grieving, and like kind of read other people's experiences, 485 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,160 Speaker 1: Like first step is not feeling like you're the only 486 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,600 Speaker 1: person out there that's had this issue, right. I was like, yeah, 487 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:22,439 Speaker 1: you're right. So I started googling and I typed in 488 00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:29,840 Speaker 1: masturbation and morning or something, this toy comes up. It 489 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:36,280 Speaker 1: is a real toy, and obviously they've fucking taken this 490 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:40,480 Speaker 1: ship off the fucking market because it's probably sick. But 491 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:45,920 Speaker 1: of course it's not an American toy. One Grahams is 492 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:49,440 Speaker 1: a sex toy that would contain the ashes of your 493 00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:54,840 Speaker 1: dead partner. Oh hell no. There is a Dutch designer, 494 00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:59,920 Speaker 1: Mark drucken Boom, who has created a memory box can 495 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:04,200 Speaker 1: painting a dildo with a compartment for storing the ashes 496 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:10,040 Speaker 1: of a deceased partner. That little gold piece in the 497 00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:15,359 Speaker 1: dildo is the fucking the boxes made from layers of 498 00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:17,959 Speaker 1: wood which are glued together in the final shape of 499 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,720 Speaker 1: a tenus and coated with a matt finish. It opens 500 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,840 Speaker 1: using a gold plated brass key because obviously this is 501 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:27,159 Speaker 1: a very special toy and you don't want to just 502 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,280 Speaker 1: have it open and people see how nuts you are. 503 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:33,359 Speaker 1: It contains a scent diffuser and a small gold plated 504 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:38,840 Speaker 1: urn that holds of ashes inside of a glass blown dildo. 505 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:45,200 Speaker 1: So music from the user's iPhone can amplify the memory 506 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:50,800 Speaker 1: box with the sound of preparations. And um, what is 507 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:53,840 Speaker 1: this say in the shape of forget me now flowers? Anyway, Basically, 508 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,640 Speaker 1: you take the key, you open this box, you can 509 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,239 Speaker 1: play music. Um, you can wear the key around your neck, 510 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,480 Speaker 1: and it's basically where you can keep a lover's ashes. 511 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:08,720 Speaker 1: But yeah, here's some of the things that the diner said. So, um, 512 00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:12,120 Speaker 1: it was handmade to order for someone to start. The 513 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:15,200 Speaker 1: requirements of the customer grew from his relationship with an 514 00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:19,080 Speaker 1: elderly widow. I sometimes help an elderly lady with her groceries, 515 00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:20,760 Speaker 1: and she hasn't earned near the window with the remains 516 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,760 Speaker 1: of her husband. She always speaks with so much love 517 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,160 Speaker 1: about him, But the jar he was in didn't reflect 518 00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:27,240 Speaker 1: that at all. And in the same period I read 519 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:30,800 Speaker 1: an article about widows, taboos, sex and intimacy, and I thought, 520 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:33,920 Speaker 1: I can combine these themes and make an object that 521 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,160 Speaker 1: is about love and intimacy. And the name of the 522 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:39,640 Speaker 1: project refers to the belief that the human soul weighs 523 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:43,000 Speaker 1: twenty one grahams. That was apparently an American doctor that 524 00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:46,400 Speaker 1: recorded weight loss when people died. So when people died, 525 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:49,200 Speaker 1: they twenty one grahams of them. It was like an 526 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:52,520 Speaker 1: average number. That actually is a pretty cool fact. But anyway, 527 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,280 Speaker 1: long story short, twenty one grahams apparently is the human 528 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:58,880 Speaker 1: soul because when people it's the deal does so is 529 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:03,760 Speaker 1: this something that stlee widows as in women want like 530 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:07,200 Speaker 1: like like, what's the opposite? Yeah? What sex toy? Would 531 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:11,840 Speaker 1: men put the ashes of their loved one like a fleshlight? 532 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,960 Speaker 1: I mean I don't even know how the ashes things 533 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:16,960 Speaker 1: would work for men? Like this is already so sick, 534 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:26,400 Speaker 1: like I I would you oh, oh what for one? 535 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:29,280 Speaker 1: If I understand not like that? Why why I tried 536 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:31,280 Speaker 1: to do it? I did the juice ky? You you 537 00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:35,600 Speaker 1: never heard that when Drew was talking about do you 538 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,280 Speaker 1: guys have boxed water and they're like, no, we have 539 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:42,600 Speaker 1: ethos water. I'll get boxed water by the way. By 540 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,920 Speaker 1: the way, and after you stop about this, I do 541 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,480 Speaker 1: want to bring a conversation about juice ky back to 542 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,640 Speaker 1: that we should, we should, we should, we should build 543 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:53,240 Speaker 1: on that? So um oh, I was gonna say something 544 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,000 Speaker 1: that's also a lot of people were grossed out about. 545 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:58,520 Speaker 1: When my aunt died, I got a tattoo um that 546 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,760 Speaker 1: says the words butterflies and my ankle because she went 547 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,080 Speaker 1: before she died. I was like, what would you get? 548 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:05,280 Speaker 1: She said, a butterfly. The why is her ashes mixed 549 00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:08,320 Speaker 1: with ink. And I got that idea from a mom 550 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:10,200 Speaker 1: I met when I was working at a cell phone 551 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,880 Speaker 1: store who had her son's heartbeat. They mixed the ashes 552 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:14,440 Speaker 1: in the inkcause she's like, now, he's always a part 553 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,160 Speaker 1: of me. So I was like, that's dope at fun 554 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:17,960 Speaker 1: and it's the same color. So I mixed it and 555 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,240 Speaker 1: the why is her? But because it was really like 556 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,800 Speaker 1: the question of why did this happened right in my head, 557 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,520 Speaker 1: I was trying to be artistic, but long story short, 558 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,680 Speaker 1: I was like, some people thought I was disgusting for that. 559 00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:32,640 Speaker 1: I really thought it was like sentimental. I didn't know 560 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:41,760 Speaker 1: that that that too was that mm hmm, okay, that's 561 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:47,000 Speaker 1: all listen, I go same. I ain't gonna judge, I 562 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:53,800 Speaker 1: you know, okay, Oh wait, love story. I said, damn, 563 00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:55,680 Speaker 1: I'm doing all the judgment because it took me a 564 00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,320 Speaker 1: bitt when I first read this article and I was like, 565 00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:59,400 Speaker 1: you know what, people probably judged me too, but I 566 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,120 Speaker 1: would never suck my ex boyfriend or woman, not my 567 00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:07,560 Speaker 1: ex but my dead boyfriend. Yeah. Anyway, like speaking of 568 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:13,160 Speaker 1: speaking of UM, I did want to yea, so Drew 569 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:17,720 Speaker 1: Sky uh was recently trending because if you guys don't 570 00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:21,080 Speaker 1: know Drew Sky, he is to me probably the funniest 571 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:24,160 Speaker 1: person out right now. I absolutely love Drew Ski. Um. 572 00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:26,920 Speaker 1: He's a comedian and he has done a lot of 573 00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:30,000 Speaker 1: explanation of it. He does a lot of UM. He 574 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:33,560 Speaker 1: recently went viral for a video where you know, he 575 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:39,720 Speaker 1: did a reenactment of pretty much Nicholas um and how 576 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:44,280 Speaker 1: they kind of forced women to drink and maybe over 577 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,800 Speaker 1: drink and overconsumed liquor with the idea that maybe they're 578 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:51,160 Speaker 1: gonna they're gonna they're gonna hit. So it's not hard 579 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:54,160 Speaker 1: to find the video, even though he did delete it. 580 00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,840 Speaker 1: But damn, this website is already making my ship lag. 581 00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:00,760 Speaker 1: But basically, Drew Sky in the video arts with a 582 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:04,959 Speaker 1: game of never have I ever? Um? Apparently people and 583 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:10,120 Speaker 1: this is what complex said. Um, Drew Drewsky is basically 584 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:14,680 Speaker 1: in the center of this controversy um and and to me, 585 00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:17,600 Speaker 1: I don't feel I can understand why he deleted it. 586 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,720 Speaker 1: He's twenty seven years old. He probably was like, oh, ship, 587 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,160 Speaker 1: I struck a nerve. I maybe bringing up some things 588 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:23,840 Speaker 1: with a salt that I didn't even know I was 589 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,000 Speaker 1: bringing up. I thought I was being funny, and I 590 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,000 Speaker 1: think that that there is an innocence in him not 591 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,200 Speaker 1: knowing what he did. But basically the scene begins with 592 00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,600 Speaker 1: Drew skin his friend welcoming women in the house when 593 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,760 Speaker 1: they play never have I Ever, And when we see 594 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:38,760 Speaker 1: Drew ski um acting, of course, he's making several transparent 595 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,880 Speaker 1: attempts to get one woman intoxicated, and at one point 596 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,280 Speaker 1: during the game, the comedian says, never have I ever 597 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,000 Speaker 1: kissed the dude, which obviously he knows will prompt the 598 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,240 Speaker 1: woman to make a drink, and then jokes about she's bullshitting, 599 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:52,640 Speaker 1: fills up glass of the brims, and the girls begging 600 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:56,400 Speaker 1: to take a regular shot, a regular shot watching him 601 00:33:56,680 --> 00:34:01,600 Speaker 1: watching the women um drinking and check glorified. Apparently, some 602 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,360 Speaker 1: people say, which I don't believe this to be true, 603 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:08,720 Speaker 1: he glorified predatory behavior. He was downplaying it was glorifying 604 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:15,600 Speaker 1: or down right. I feel like it was a mirror 605 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:19,359 Speaker 1: that a lot of men needed to look into on 606 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:24,960 Speaker 1: how they really be out here doing predatory as women 607 00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,280 Speaker 1: and and and even at the end of the video, 608 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:31,239 Speaker 1: you you see him mouthing with the other guy in 609 00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:34,359 Speaker 1: the room like yeah, man, they they're gonna go. I'm 610 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:38,120 Speaker 1: about to get that, and it's just like to me, unfortunately, 611 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,719 Speaker 1: like it was a to me again, it was a 612 00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:42,880 Speaker 1: mirror that I think a lot of men needed to 613 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:46,759 Speaker 1: look into and see how nasty and how vile a 614 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,560 Speaker 1: lot of times their behavior is, even when they don't 615 00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:52,040 Speaker 1: think it is. And so I'm glad that the video 616 00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,680 Speaker 1: is still searchable. I think that it should be something 617 00:34:54,719 --> 00:35:00,719 Speaker 1: even used in fucking colleges ology class. This on just 618 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:04,200 Speaker 1: really what kind of pure pressure looks like in some things, 619 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:08,200 Speaker 1: and also what predatory behavior looks like. That's what that 620 00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:11,960 Speaker 1: ship was. I was actually really surprised the Internet was 621 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:13,799 Speaker 1: like ready to cancel this nag over making that video. 622 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,560 Speaker 1: Like Drew Ski has made so many videos about men 623 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,640 Speaker 1: doing corny ship and it seemed to me like this 624 00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:22,239 Speaker 1: was one of those things. And um no, it was 625 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,239 Speaker 1: great to watch. I was talking about it on a 626 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,160 Speaker 1: date that I went on book because your girl in 627 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:30,400 Speaker 1: the streets and he was like, you know, how per usual. Sorry, 628 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:36,200 Speaker 1: and he was like, ain't it crazy how I've experienced 629 00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:39,000 Speaker 1: this around friends. You probably experienced it yourself. And we 630 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000 Speaker 1: were just kids and didn't even know what the funk 631 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,399 Speaker 1: we were looking at. And he was like, if I 632 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,480 Speaker 1: was in a situation now in front of one of 633 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,279 Speaker 1: my homeboys, I probably slapped for treating a girl like that. 634 00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:51,000 Speaker 1: And he was like, but I'm sucking eighteen seventeen in school. 635 00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:52,799 Speaker 1: He's like, I think that this is how it goes, 636 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:56,440 Speaker 1: like it's crazy, how mean for me? The thing is 637 00:35:56,800 --> 00:36:00,520 Speaker 1: right like, and what you saw in the video was 638 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:03,879 Speaker 1: that Drew Ski and his homeboy weren't taking as many 639 00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,640 Speaker 1: shots that they were having the girls take. So I 640 00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:08,719 Speaker 1: think that that's different. Like when you're in a group 641 00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:13,719 Speaker 1: setting drinking, that that's one thing, but when the men 642 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:17,480 Speaker 1: are clearly trying to make the women drunk and belligerent 643 00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:25,200 Speaker 1: and maybe even co incoherent, it's like it's giving RAPEI vibes. 644 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,440 Speaker 1: And I think that that's why they tried to cancel 645 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,520 Speaker 1: him on it, because maybe they thought that he was 646 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:32,120 Speaker 1: approving of that behavior. But I like what you said, 647 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:35,759 Speaker 1: where Drew Sky really just been literally doing skits on 648 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:39,800 Speaker 1: corny nigga behavior. So this was corny to him clearly 649 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,279 Speaker 1: because the pill pop and ship I saw people talking about, Oh, 650 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,080 Speaker 1: people have died. This isn't funny to make fun of 651 00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:49,680 Speaker 1: drug abuse. Hell no, I'm sorry his coding videos of 652 00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:58,200 Speaker 1: all I know is all I know is if we 653 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:03,280 Speaker 1: end up, you know, renewing or not renewing with Black Effect, 654 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:05,319 Speaker 1: I would like to also be on could have been 655 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:08,120 Speaker 1: records if we can make that happen. I cannot believe 656 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:11,440 Speaker 1: you just said that. Can we do both? Can we 657 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:16,640 Speaker 1: do black Effect? It could have been records? No? Okay, um, 658 00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:21,160 Speaker 1: I feel like, uh m hmm. I mean I don't 659 00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:23,279 Speaker 1: know you host the music pod. So it's giving an 660 00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:26,160 Speaker 1: r soon, which, by the way, we got get into 661 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,320 Speaker 1: this conversation about a word is real quick that somebody 662 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,759 Speaker 1: told me about l A. This is gonna be something 663 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,200 Speaker 1: I want to comment people to talk about in the 664 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:36,960 Speaker 1: comment Is this true or not? Why? Like, why do 665 00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:41,319 Speaker 1: you never know how to just not funk with your microphone? Bro? 666 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,600 Speaker 1: Because I get excited and I start to touch it. 667 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:49,920 Speaker 1: It's like dick all right. So anyway, so basically like 668 00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:51,800 Speaker 1: you know how they bey saying, like the whole jobs. 669 00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,759 Speaker 1: When you stop being a whole it's like a real 670 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,640 Speaker 1: estate agent or like you start being an esthetician and 671 00:37:56,680 --> 00:38:00,400 Speaker 1: doing lashes and ship. So apparently in l A you 672 00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,239 Speaker 1: don't need a degree to be an an R. You 673 00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:05,160 Speaker 1: don't need none of that. Apparently it's like the bad 674 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:08,200 Speaker 1: bitch job. Like if you're a baddie who like has 675 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:11,239 Speaker 1: a link at a label, like you're fucking junior an R, 676 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:12,920 Speaker 1: or you could be a VP A A and R 677 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:16,439 Speaker 1: if you just have one plug. I never knew this, 678 00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:20,560 Speaker 1: never knew this. So I started inviting these girls I 679 00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:24,080 Speaker 1: was meeting to like work events, right because you know, 680 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,360 Speaker 1: all of my friends really in l A are just 681 00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:28,640 Speaker 1: people I knew from you know, they were back and 682 00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:30,160 Speaker 1: forth from l A. But but but a lot of them 683 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,920 Speaker 1: I work with, And so I would invite them to 684 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:37,080 Speaker 1: stop one of these things like wheezy. These just don't 685 00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,480 Speaker 1: know nothing about music, Like I don't know why because 686 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:42,239 Speaker 1: Kenya has a music label. So I thought like, oh, 687 00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,840 Speaker 1: this would be great for them, and it's like no, 688 00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:48,040 Speaker 1: them bitches just a death dam and so doubt and 689 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:52,480 Speaker 1: not like stop stop trying to say these wholes not 690 00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:56,759 Speaker 1: just talking about your friends. I mean I just met 691 00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,799 Speaker 1: these girls and for one of them, I sayd to it. 692 00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:03,239 Speaker 1: So I just been me, like, you don't know music? No, 693 00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,400 Speaker 1: I asked the girl. I was like yo. I was like, 694 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:06,880 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you, like, I'm not really 695 00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:09,640 Speaker 1: supposed to be bringing people to like other ship, because 696 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,040 Speaker 1: you know, it's gotta like it's gotta be like networking ship, 697 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,520 Speaker 1: like have you like signed with anyone before, like have 698 00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:16,400 Speaker 1: you found artists? Like can you tell me some of 699 00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,040 Speaker 1: the genres or whatever? So at least that I can 700 00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:20,040 Speaker 1: do an intro email and try to plug you up. 701 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,920 Speaker 1: And the girl flat out was like, oh, girl, like 702 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:25,920 Speaker 1: I just network. And that's why they made me an 703 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:27,960 Speaker 1: A and R because they know I'm gonna be at 704 00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,560 Speaker 1: the tables. They know I know niggas, so they were 705 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:32,480 Speaker 1: just like, oh fuck it. If there's like someone hot new, 706 00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:35,280 Speaker 1: she'll just bring it. I was like, so you're saying 707 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,040 Speaker 1: she's because I go out three or four times a 708 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,960 Speaker 1: week as someone who's a club war. They were like, 709 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:44,120 Speaker 1: you're perfect for this. Is that genius or not? No? 710 00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:48,440 Speaker 1: It absolutely is like I'm not bad with that. And 711 00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:51,319 Speaker 1: and I was like right, like and this was, oh 712 00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:53,080 Speaker 1: my god, I don't know how many summers ago, but 713 00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,840 Speaker 1: I was really cool with the team and depth Jim 714 00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:58,600 Speaker 1: who was around Danny lay Um. And this was clearly 715 00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:01,040 Speaker 1: before the whole the baby thing, in the pregnancy and 716 00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,160 Speaker 1: all this ship. But when she was coming out, she 717 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,480 Speaker 1: had that song with Chris Brown. What was her other 718 00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:08,040 Speaker 1: song that came out, I can't remember, but We're literally 719 00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:10,160 Speaker 1: all out of dinner and I'm having conversations with all 720 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,839 Speaker 1: her an rs and They're like, who would be a 721 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:17,439 Speaker 1: really good person on a record with Danny lay and bitch, 722 00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:19,960 Speaker 1: I know music. So I go to thinking who I 723 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,200 Speaker 1: think would really create a good song with Danny lay 724 00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:24,799 Speaker 1: that could like boost something to the charts, and they 725 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,799 Speaker 1: literally responded with like, you could be an R. And 726 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:31,319 Speaker 1: so now that you're telling me, literally all you kind 727 00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:33,360 Speaker 1: of gotta do is have an ear maybe know these people. 728 00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,960 Speaker 1: That's literally kind of all it takes. They don't get 729 00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,200 Speaker 1: paid what I thought that I thought and I was 730 00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:42,160 Speaker 1: a very big job, by the way. So basically, maybe 731 00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:46,840 Speaker 1: if you get hits like you, yes, if you signed 732 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:48,920 Speaker 1: a person and then you make him bang, but basically 733 00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:51,360 Speaker 1: you get locked into this contract, and this is what 734 00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:54,799 Speaker 1: I've heard from. I will say two top labels. Girls 735 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,400 Speaker 1: are working these labels because they're like, it's not that 736 00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:59,239 Speaker 1: much bread, Like I take other jobs. So basically, maybe 737 00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:03,000 Speaker 1: it's kind of m huh. Maybe they pay not a 738 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:07,200 Speaker 1: lot because it's them. No, they're they're the ones I'm 739 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:10,400 Speaker 1: talking about are big. But I'll tell you why they don't. Basically, 740 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,600 Speaker 1: they'll like kind of scout people, block you in for 741 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,600 Speaker 1: a year, give you a low amount of pay, but 742 00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:18,320 Speaker 1: promise you if you find someone or whatever that's of 743 00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:22,400 Speaker 1: a certain caliber, then you'll make more. But it's really 744 00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:26,719 Speaker 1: just like it's like a shitty podcast hosting platform that 745 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,160 Speaker 1: will lock you in and say that you canep your 746 00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,279 Speaker 1: only exclusives them or something like that. And so they 747 00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:33,000 Speaker 1: basically hold these people for a rate of like seventy 748 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:36,160 Speaker 1: five K, which is a very low thing to do 749 00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,400 Speaker 1: when you're trying to bring in someone to work millions, 750 00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,120 Speaker 1: or you're working for a company that's well known for 751 00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,480 Speaker 1: the top rappers, like that seems very low to me. 752 00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:48,600 Speaker 1: Had Brittany Rerunters should have become a sports agent. She 753 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,040 Speaker 1: she knows a talent. Bit she got that nigga Callie 754 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:54,680 Speaker 1: that nigga make should she she knows how to scout 755 00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:57,600 Speaker 1: the talent. I'll tell you that. Well. Anyway, so any 756 00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,040 Speaker 1: club holds out there trying to be A and R 757 00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,040 Speaker 1: because they're gonna give you the up in all of 758 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:03,520 Speaker 1: your requirements of chick. I know. She was like, Bro, 759 00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:05,200 Speaker 1: they just wanted me to be out in the clubs 760 00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:06,840 Speaker 1: and they'll give me pass this to ship. And I 761 00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:09,120 Speaker 1: just basically got to say that, bitch, I guarantee you 762 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,759 Speaker 1: don't sell the hose in the club to be in 763 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,680 Speaker 1: A and ART because they could clearly make more money. 764 00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:17,200 Speaker 1: Sucking dick. You can make more than year if you 765 00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:21,600 Speaker 1: the right dick. So don't be telling me, oh you 766 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:28,160 Speaker 1: could do that is give me one fifty. Now, I 767 00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:30,040 Speaker 1: want to give some single again black on the Proble 768 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:33,040 Speaker 1: advice because I recently met up with Demona Hoffman, who 769 00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,600 Speaker 1: was on a Horrible Decisions episode when Mandy was in 770 00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:39,160 Speaker 1: l a years ago and was giving dating advice. So 771 00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,520 Speaker 1: we went to this I Heart conference um and I 772 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:44,680 Speaker 1: spoke for Black Effect or sorry podcast movement. I spoke 773 00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,640 Speaker 1: for Black Effects. She was there and then it was 774 00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:49,759 Speaker 1: like kind of a reconnection and she looked through my 775 00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:52,319 Speaker 1: dating profile and gave me some advice and told me 776 00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:56,360 Speaker 1: some things that she thought um about me on the profile. 777 00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:59,680 Speaker 1: So I'm gonna read you guys mine and tell you 778 00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:05,479 Speaker 1: what anything on what app I'm not telling go ahead. 779 00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:07,120 Speaker 1: I don't want nobody to find me on there. I'll 780 00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:08,799 Speaker 1: tell you. I just mean I don't want people to 781 00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:10,319 Speaker 1: be like, let me go get this home. That's all 782 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:11,880 Speaker 1: I gotta do is swipe and find your ask. But 783 00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,480 Speaker 1: go ahead whatever I'm on hand this God damn, they 784 00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:18,680 Speaker 1: ain't paying for sure either. What what is? Say? So? 785 00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:21,200 Speaker 1: Because the way they set up their profile, it's like 786 00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:24,080 Speaker 1: where you get asked like three random questions and you 787 00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,400 Speaker 1: get to have fun with it, right, yes, yes, So 788 00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:30,960 Speaker 1: my first picture is this? Okay, your tidy is out? 789 00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:34,120 Speaker 1: Go ahead? The type of text or who is? It says, 790 00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:35,759 Speaker 1: I'm the type of text or who? And I wrote 791 00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:40,480 Speaker 1: is better on a phone call? Um? And then I'm 792 00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:42,240 Speaker 1: not a good text I'd rather be but on the phone, 793 00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:45,160 Speaker 1: I'm the type of text or who oh is better 794 00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:48,640 Speaker 1: on a phone call? Okay? Next that The next one 795 00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:51,440 Speaker 1: I answered was okay, now this is how you know 796 00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:53,520 Speaker 1: I'd like to eat? The next question is the best 797 00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,439 Speaker 1: way to ask me? Out is by and I put 798 00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:59,800 Speaker 1: suggesting a new restaurant to try together. Okay, in the 799 00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:03,200 Speaker 1: I don't one. My love language is physical touch and food, 800 00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,520 Speaker 1: so I'm hungry and cute. That's basically what men know 801 00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:08,960 Speaker 1: about me. Demona said that this picture, even though my 802 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,759 Speaker 1: titties are out, is good because it's me out in 803 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,480 Speaker 1: the world. And she's like, people like to see an activity. 804 00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:16,279 Speaker 1: And then I got one of me at work. I'm 805 00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:18,160 Speaker 1: kind of leaning on Alex, but I cut him out 806 00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:21,719 Speaker 1: of it. Now this picture of me, she said, was 807 00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:28,000 Speaker 1: too inviting. Bro, your couchie lips are out. Why would 808 00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:32,239 Speaker 1: I got miss money York apartment so much? It lets 809 00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:35,400 Speaker 1: you know I have a vibe. I like trees, weed 810 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,240 Speaker 1: and dogs, and I have great art. That's how I felt. 811 00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:42,040 Speaker 1: I don't see r I see coochie lips and nigga 812 00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,399 Speaker 1: looking at that picture, wheezy and go look at your 813 00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:49,839 Speaker 1: motherfucking banana leaf plant or whatever that shit. Go hey, 814 00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:54,120 Speaker 1: nobody looking at you. Dude that I met, that was dope, right, 815 00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,279 Speaker 1: the science guy, the scientists. I don't want to tell 816 00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:59,200 Speaker 1: the job too much, but anyway, I told him about 817 00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,279 Speaker 1: Demona right on a date. We had an eight hour 818 00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:02,920 Speaker 1: day and we kissed in the car and it was 819 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,279 Speaker 1: like cute. But I was like, oh, you know, I 820 00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:07,200 Speaker 1: was talking to this lady and she told me that 821 00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:10,319 Speaker 1: this picture is too much. He was like really, he 822 00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:13,080 Speaker 1: was like, I don't really feel like this is crazy. 823 00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:14,400 Speaker 1: He was like, you're on your couch. He's like, you 824 00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:17,480 Speaker 1: look sexy, but like, I don't really think it's that crazy. 825 00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:19,560 Speaker 1: And she was like, I'm sure you're at home and 826 00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,480 Speaker 1: your legs are open. Your legs they're opening, your coochie, 827 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:25,919 Speaker 1: lips are hanging out, They're not even out that much. 828 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,200 Speaker 1: It's it's giving thigh me the fact that you just 829 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:34,400 Speaker 1: ended with not that much ma'am. This is an architectural 830 00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:38,920 Speaker 1: digest photo. Are you serious? Right now? That's cute and 831 00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:43,440 Speaker 1: all right? So anyway, so basically, um, Demona did make 832 00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:45,880 Speaker 1: mention because I mean, obviously, like this is the advice 833 00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:47,840 Speaker 1: that could go either way, right, But she was saying, 834 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:50,200 Speaker 1: I was like, what do you think like the fact 835 00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,719 Speaker 1: that you're married makes people feel like they trust you more. 836 00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,400 Speaker 1: She was like, I've been married so long that people 837 00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:59,280 Speaker 1: actually feel the opposite sometimes because they'll think because I'm married, 838 00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:01,759 Speaker 1: I'm not out there. The dating scene so which that 839 00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,279 Speaker 1: makes sense. And it's funny because with us sometimes when 840 00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:07,240 Speaker 1: we give dating advice, people like, what are y'all out, bitch? 841 00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:10,399 Speaker 1: We out here in the streets? Ho not tied. I'm 842 00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:13,359 Speaker 1: not in the streets. I'm not on the prow. I'm 843 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:18,239 Speaker 1: not on the dating apps anyway. What I'm not, bitch? 844 00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:20,520 Speaker 1: I told you. But we on this motherfucker podcast. You 845 00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:29,960 Speaker 1: could speak for your stuff. Okay. The other guy that 846 00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:35,839 Speaker 1: was that Dreamville. And it's funny because I met was there? 847 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:40,520 Speaker 1: What nigga type? The nigga I met? Ma, did you 848 00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:43,120 Speaker 1: even exchange numbers? If not stopped breaking a stick up? 849 00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:48,960 Speaker 1: I did, and we went out even out three times? Okay, 850 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:54,000 Speaker 1: and continue. Okay, here's the issue I'm running into. Uh 851 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:58,560 Speaker 1: we meet, it's a vibe. Clearly were flirting, but he 852 00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:00,960 Speaker 1: hasn't made a move on me yet. And I don't 853 00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:07,319 Speaker 1: know if it's because you know, we're friendly. I don't 854 00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:09,920 Speaker 1: know if I just feel like, when what is not 855 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,279 Speaker 1: making a movie? What do you mean he has? I 856 00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,040 Speaker 1: hope by the time this episode comes out and it's 857 00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,040 Speaker 1: only a few days before I broke, like it was 858 00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:17,959 Speaker 1: not like we recorded this week's ahead of time. Y'all 859 00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:21,760 Speaker 1: making a movie is like to me a kiss, Like clearly. 860 00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:25,520 Speaker 1: We keep inviting each other to things both times. The 861 00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:28,080 Speaker 1: first time was at Soho house and his friend was 862 00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:30,480 Speaker 1: there and I was kind of like, but he just 863 00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:32,160 Speaker 1: landed that day and invited me, so I'm like, oh, 864 00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:33,680 Speaker 1: he wants to see me, but he already had plans. 865 00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:35,640 Speaker 1: Then Vinnie came and then we all end up going 866 00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:37,480 Speaker 1: to the club and popping bottles and it was fun 867 00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:44,600 Speaker 1: cool boom. The second time, he invites me somewhere. One 868 00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:46,520 Speaker 1: friend was there, but then I brought a friend, so 869 00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:49,120 Speaker 1: it was like completely separated. We're at Delilah. It's just 870 00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:52,960 Speaker 1: this makes all the faster day go ahead. Invited me 871 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:58,080 Speaker 1: out alone. We ate together around twelve. I thought it 872 00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:00,279 Speaker 1: was just gonna be lunch. Then we didn't you want 873 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:02,839 Speaker 1: to end it, so we walked around, we shopped a little, 874 00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:05,560 Speaker 1: and then I was like, I want to get high. 875 00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:08,759 Speaker 1: He was like alright, cool, So we did some mushrooms, 876 00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:10,759 Speaker 1: then we hang some more. Then we want to keep hanging, 877 00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:12,279 Speaker 1: so then we go to another lunch and it was 878 00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:15,880 Speaker 1: like really nice, but then it didn't end with a kiss, 879 00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:19,000 Speaker 1: and I am like, you know why I'm home girl. 880 00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:22,720 Speaker 1: This is giving. This is giving friend friend not friendly. 881 00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:26,720 Speaker 1: This is giving friend zone. First off, too, we've talked 882 00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:30,839 Speaker 1: about this. If you invite a friend on a date 883 00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:33,240 Speaker 1: with a man, a quote unquote date, it's not a date. 884 00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:35,319 Speaker 1: So I know you said he just wanted to see me. 885 00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:37,759 Speaker 1: Maybe he had plans already. Bro, think of it coming 886 00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:40,560 Speaker 1: from a woman's perspective. When we invite our home girl 887 00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,279 Speaker 1: on a date, it's because we don't really like the 888 00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:44,799 Speaker 1: nigga and we want that nigga. Note we're not really 889 00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:47,920 Speaker 1: looking at him that way. Take yourself out of it. 890 00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:50,640 Speaker 1: I know it's hard, but bro, when women do it, 891 00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:53,880 Speaker 1: it's because we're not interested and even having this person 892 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,920 Speaker 1: think it's what if he's going through a breakup? Does 893 00:48:55,960 --> 00:49:00,640 Speaker 1: it count then? So he's cheating on his girlfriend? No? 894 00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:02,719 Speaker 1: I said, what if he's going through a breakup? Is 895 00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:05,839 Speaker 1: he going through a breakup? Yeah? That means you're a 896 00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:07,600 Speaker 1: friend and he really not interested in you like that 897 00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,080 Speaker 1: because he still may be trying to make it work 898 00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:14,160 Speaker 1: with that bitch. Oh my god, going through a breakup? 899 00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:18,160 Speaker 1: Mean bitch, Mandy, I'm sure they broken up or is 900 00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:24,880 Speaker 1: they not? Yeah? But he's going through us No, I 901 00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:27,160 Speaker 1: mean I'm going through a breakup too. If I broke 902 00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:29,520 Speaker 1: up with someone, you're going through a breakup. No, bitch, 903 00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:31,719 Speaker 1: we're broken up. I'm not going through ship. I stay 904 00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:33,560 Speaker 1: going through a break up. Oh no, no, no, okay, fine, 905 00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:36,040 Speaker 1: recent break up, whatever the verbage is. You know what 906 00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:38,320 Speaker 1: I want to talk about this anymore. It's okay. He 907 00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:40,200 Speaker 1: he wanted you to just know that you a friend 908 00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:42,279 Speaker 1: and he enjoyed meeting you at a festival. But you 909 00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:49,040 Speaker 1: his friend. It's giving friends, it's giving If he was 910 00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:51,480 Speaker 1: a woman doing the same thing, we know exactly what 911 00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:56,280 Speaker 1: that ship would be. It's okay even if I was alone, 912 00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:59,640 Speaker 1: Even if he finally invited me out alone, bro, and 913 00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:01,959 Speaker 1: then you went out. First off, the fact that y'all 914 00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:04,960 Speaker 1: even met at twell, y'allis met for lunch. That's home 915 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:08,040 Speaker 1: girls ship, so mean for luncen go shopping together. Let's 916 00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:10,840 Speaker 1: go shopping. Then we did drugs that we ate across 917 00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:12,640 Speaker 1: the street. It was across the street. It was giving 918 00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:17,360 Speaker 1: soho energy. It's giving up with my homegirl, bitch. But 919 00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:19,520 Speaker 1: he invited me in the day and then like we 920 00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:22,719 Speaker 1: were hanging out till three in the morning, and then 921 00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:24,800 Speaker 1: he invited me so I feel like you want to 922 00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:26,560 Speaker 1: look at you trying to read it the ship. That's cue. 923 00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:30,120 Speaker 1: I am so embarrassed right now. You might want to 924 00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:34,280 Speaker 1: even make sure you know he he's either not interested 925 00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:37,919 Speaker 1: in you that way, or are you sure the ex 926 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:42,239 Speaker 1: he just broke up with was a woman? Yeah, okay, 927 00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:45,640 Speaker 1: I don't think Wow, Mandy think a kid does not 928 00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:47,279 Speaker 1: like me, we gotta make him gay. Well, thank you 929 00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:49,319 Speaker 1: trying to make him gay. I was just trying to 930 00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:51,120 Speaker 1: throw out all the options to make you feel better 931 00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:57,360 Speaker 1: about yourself. Well that that didn't help out either. Uh. 932 00:50:57,560 --> 00:50:59,520 Speaker 1: I mean we're supposed to link up this week again. 933 00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:04,560 Speaker 1: So lunch coffee bro, we were in the middle of 934 00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:06,279 Speaker 1: texting and he was like, what are you doing right now? 935 00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:11,000 Speaker 1: Do you wanted? That's not flirty? Rosie just did that? 936 00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:14,880 Speaker 1: Shut up? Shut up, shut up? Shut up? My friends 937 00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:16,680 Speaker 1: as if we want to go grab a bite all 938 00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:19,600 Speaker 1: the time talk as I say it, I'm getting more 939 00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:23,200 Speaker 1: embarrassed you should be. I feel rejected. I feel like 940 00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:25,480 Speaker 1: if people hear me being rejected on this podcast, he's 941 00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:29,680 Speaker 1: just fine. So that's really what makes this difficult. It's okay, 942 00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:32,120 Speaker 1: Well I don't have homeboys that are that fine. I don't, 943 00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:36,520 Speaker 1: so he can't be one. Oh I find homeboys, fine 944 00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:40,239 Speaker 1: ass homeboys. I have like fine ass homeboys because all 945 00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:42,239 Speaker 1: my friends sucked them, so I know they find Okay, wait, 946 00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:43,719 Speaker 1: let me stop, let me stop, let me take this 947 00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:49,000 Speaker 1: back fine to somebody like my my friends are cute, 948 00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:51,960 Speaker 1: but like they don't make me want to suck their dick, 949 00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:53,960 Speaker 1: Like Alex is cute, but I don't want to suck 950 00:51:54,000 --> 00:52:00,440 Speaker 1: that nigga like you. Okay, well I want to suck 951 00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:02,040 Speaker 1: this nigket That's why I'm bringing it up. Okay, I'm 952 00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:04,680 Speaker 1: trying to analogies. Gig, you can talk about cute and 953 00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:08,120 Speaker 1: fine this first off that subjective you think this man 954 00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:11,839 Speaker 1: is fine. I'm never bringing him up again, thank you. 955 00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:15,399 Speaker 1: I mean actually probably be with his girlfriend by next week. 956 00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:21,680 Speaker 1: Whoa kill me? Now? Do you would you really? Okay, 957 00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:26,040 Speaker 1: real quick, you're going through a breakup, you're newly single. 958 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,680 Speaker 1: Are you in a position to where you would really 959 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:33,319 Speaker 1: want to be a rebound? I'm not even thinking that deep. 960 00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:37,000 Speaker 1: I'm going through a breakup too. We were talking about 961 00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:40,360 Speaker 1: our exes yesterday, like how why we broke up? Things 962 00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:43,120 Speaker 1: like that. I was like, okay, like we're both sucked 963 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:46,160 Speaker 1: up right, So I think both of you are very 964 00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:48,440 Speaker 1: selfish in the fact that maybe you both should just 965 00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:51,440 Speaker 1: really get over this breakup before you start to its 966 00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:55,200 Speaker 1: restwine yourself with someone else. Well, no, but who people 967 00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:58,800 Speaker 1: can have sex, Mandy Damn apparently not. I don't know. Sorry, 968 00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:03,440 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know you claiming he just 969 00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:06,480 Speaker 1: a friend. So anyway, he did not even did the 970 00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:10,640 Speaker 1: friend anymore? We done done. The friend didn't work out. Damn, 971 00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:13,239 Speaker 1: I met I met this nigga. Oh sorry, I thought 972 00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:18,040 Speaker 1: you was talking about to ring. Um, let's get into 973 00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:21,160 Speaker 1: a hole confession before we get out of here. You 974 00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:24,200 Speaker 1: guys will hear a five minute bonus clip. We're gonna 975 00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:25,520 Speaker 1: try to put it on his video because I'm a 976 00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:30,600 Speaker 1: tail eight, but basically um on our Patreon, which we 977 00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:32,040 Speaker 1: always plug in the end, so I'll just plug it 978 00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:34,959 Speaker 1: out patreon dot com backslash four decisions. You can't search 979 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,200 Speaker 1: it because it's a team. Plus, we have at a 980 00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:39,520 Speaker 1: top tier level a discord where a lot of people 981 00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:41,200 Speaker 1: have been meeting each other. I think someone got married 982 00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:43,960 Speaker 1: off the discord, like it's a vibe. Maybe I need 983 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,719 Speaker 1: to go in there and meeting. So there was a 984 00:53:46,719 --> 00:53:49,839 Speaker 1: whole confession scent, and it says I got a little 985 00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:52,040 Speaker 1: story I shared with the Discord and the group me 986 00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:53,840 Speaker 1: and I think it would be fun to share with 987 00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:57,280 Speaker 1: you all. The story also leads into a homemail question. 988 00:53:57,960 --> 00:53:59,879 Speaker 1: This is just the copy and paste from the disc 989 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:03,440 Speaker 1: word quotation. I just came back from having some of 990 00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:06,120 Speaker 1: the nastiest first date sex I've ever had. Normally, it 991 00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:08,279 Speaker 1: gets that nasty after like three or four dates in 992 00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:11,880 Speaker 1: face fucking, spit, spin in my mouth, my plusy, my ass, 993 00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:14,279 Speaker 1: spanking and slapping and hair pulling, and I can't wait 994 00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:17,880 Speaker 1: to be his good girl again. Now here's the homemail question. 995 00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:22,879 Speaker 1: I met Sir again last night, our second date. He 996 00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:25,439 Speaker 1: loves face fucking. I'm not much of being in charge 997 00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:27,759 Speaker 1: during blow jobs because I need to guide your dick 998 00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:30,840 Speaker 1: like you do it yourself. You don't know my mouth, 999 00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:33,400 Speaker 1: you don't know my throat, You may get teeth. It happens. 1000 00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:35,560 Speaker 1: Sir is dominant and it's pretty good at it, and 1001 00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:37,759 Speaker 1: I let him take charge. And the way that Sir 1002 00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:40,080 Speaker 1: face fox me. He gets to the point of the 1003 00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:41,520 Speaker 1: throw of a certain angle that I feel like I 1004 00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:43,560 Speaker 1: have to throw up. And I've never had this problem 1005 00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:46,040 Speaker 1: I've had bigger, thicker dicks, and I've never had an 1006 00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:48,480 Speaker 1: issue with my gag reflects like this. And this is 1007 00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,600 Speaker 1: why I feel they need to be in charge, because 1008 00:54:50,719 --> 00:54:53,080 Speaker 1: I can do this sexy face funk gag and spit 1009 00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:55,080 Speaker 1: without getting to the point of bomb it. The day 1010 00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:57,640 Speaker 1: of the second date, between training for anal and face 1011 00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:00,880 Speaker 1: fucking not the second date, I didn't need anything but 1012 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,240 Speaker 1: button nuts in a protein bar. I didn't need anything 1013 00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:05,600 Speaker 1: after six pm. We met and played at ten thirty 1014 00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:07,960 Speaker 1: when even the nuts story of came back up, the 1015 00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:11,200 Speaker 1: nuts that she ate. By the way, Now where any 1016 00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:13,640 Speaker 1: advice is, how do you prevent the gag? How do 1017 00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:16,400 Speaker 1: you train your gag reflex? I'd not they like to 1018 00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:19,120 Speaker 1: not throw up um on his dick or anyone else. 1019 00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:23,359 Speaker 1: So I've actually this was something that happened a lot, 1020 00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:25,960 Speaker 1: even with I was gonna say this trick, but well, no, 1021 00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,920 Speaker 1: my well my acts like face fucking So I think 1022 00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:32,759 Speaker 1: if it's something that you don't enjoy or you don't 1023 00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:35,000 Speaker 1: want to throw up, I think you have the conversation 1024 00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:37,600 Speaker 1: with him, hey are you doing this because you want 1025 00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:40,319 Speaker 1: me to throw up? Like a lot of men either 1026 00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:42,600 Speaker 1: want to see throw up or love to make you 1027 00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:45,680 Speaker 1: gag to where you start to cry. It's a power 1028 00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:48,120 Speaker 1: thing that they like to see. And so if you 1029 00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:50,719 Speaker 1: feel not only out of control, but it's something that 1030 00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:53,120 Speaker 1: you don't like the feeling of, that just needs to 1031 00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:56,160 Speaker 1: be discussed, like, because I think that there's a way 1032 00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:59,080 Speaker 1: to where you balance it right, say hey, this is 1033 00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:01,239 Speaker 1: how I really like to have had. I know you 1034 00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:04,160 Speaker 1: like face fucking. Let's do a mix, but we need 1035 00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:07,000 Speaker 1: to if I tap you like this, you're going too hard. 1036 00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:10,160 Speaker 1: I think this is where you introduced safe words or 1037 00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:14,400 Speaker 1: safe gestures because you clearly don't like it. But if 1038 00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:17,120 Speaker 1: a nigga's face fucking you, I don't think you really 1039 00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:20,520 Speaker 1: have the control like you think on your gag reflex, 1040 00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:24,480 Speaker 1: because sometimes your hands are pinned. You have no control 1041 00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:27,680 Speaker 1: at all at the velocity that he's going into your 1042 00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:31,560 Speaker 1: fucking throat or how he's turning or hitting it. So 1043 00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:37,440 Speaker 1: I personally think this needs to be a conversation. Clearly 1044 00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:39,920 Speaker 1: he may like it, and if it's something where you 1045 00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:41,839 Speaker 1: don't want to throw up or it makes you uncomfortable, 1046 00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:44,160 Speaker 1: I literally had to say that to my ex, like, 1047 00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:48,880 Speaker 1: all right, now that's enough. I don't like it, all right, 1048 00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:51,560 Speaker 1: I did it, but we're done. Like there's been times 1049 00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:54,720 Speaker 1: where he's throat fucked me and we've been done talking 1050 00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:57,080 Speaker 1: and I can't talk, like you know, funked up my 1051 00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:59,600 Speaker 1: vocal cords. I'm like kniving my tonsils of the issue 1052 00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:01,880 Speaker 1: because I've definitely gotten face funk to where my throat 1053 00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:03,840 Speaker 1: was in pain before. But I was gonna say the 1054 00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:06,640 Speaker 1: only tip I knew was like holding the thumb like this. 1055 00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:09,920 Speaker 1: You're getting face bucked, bro A lot of times. No, 1056 00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:12,279 Speaker 1: you can't even think of it. But apparently it's like 1057 00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:15,759 Speaker 1: a life hacker study for like gag reflecting. They only 1058 00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:17,600 Speaker 1: like recommend us on the internet for people that feel 1059 00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:19,560 Speaker 1: like they're going to throw up her vomit from being sick. 1060 00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,800 Speaker 1: But I mean, it's just a pressure point thing. You 1061 00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:24,840 Speaker 1: can google it like and see what it looks like. 1062 00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:26,720 Speaker 1: But yeah, I never actually thought that he might like 1063 00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:30,400 Speaker 1: to throw up so before maybe loving the fucking make 1064 00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:33,960 Speaker 1: your eyes water and hear that gagging noise and make 1065 00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:40,040 Speaker 1: you almost sound that's disgusting, bro. Okay, so that's what 1066 00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:43,120 Speaker 1: she's probably doing. Anyway. We hope you guys enjoyed this episode. 1067 00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:46,800 Speaker 1: We're sorry that we're not in I feel like it 1068 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:48,960 Speaker 1: was just good. Y'all just want to sell the episodes, 1069 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:51,320 Speaker 1: so be I do. I think this was a great episode. 1070 00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:54,080 Speaker 1: I hope you guys enjoyed it. Again, our schedules are 1071 00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:55,919 Speaker 1: just kind of a little bit all over the place 1072 00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:58,160 Speaker 1: right now, but we will be back is through the 1073 00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:02,200 Speaker 1: oh next week. UM. Definitely hope that you guys have 1074 00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:04,520 Speaker 1: enjoyed all of the content we've been putting out. We 1075 00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:07,280 Speaker 1: have some really dope guests and hopefully some more solo 1076 00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:11,000 Speaker 1: episodes as well coming up for you guys. Um, yeah, 1077 00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:14,600 Speaker 1: we have further now Oh wait, go ahead. Oh I 1078 00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:16,720 Speaker 1: was gonna say, let us know because we will be 1079 00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:18,440 Speaker 1: in the studio. We found some guests that we like. 1080 00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:21,840 Speaker 1: Tech is if there's anyone that you want us to 1081 00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:23,600 Speaker 1: work with that could be in the New York area, 1082 00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:26,800 Speaker 1: are easily accessible. Um and beyond that, in about a month, 1083 00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:29,240 Speaker 1: get your Roots Picnic tickets, come and see us. It's 1084 00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:34,400 Speaker 1: gonna be yes and before um the Roots Picnic, I 1085 00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:40,000 Speaker 1: am hosting a formal erotic dining experience here in New York. 1086 00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:44,720 Speaker 1: Oh boy, is it a b C D don't when 1087 00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:49,440 Speaker 1: it can so it is May. So it will be 1088 00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:54,440 Speaker 1: Memorial Day weekend. Um, unleash your inhibitions, submit to your desires, 1089 00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:58,320 Speaker 1: and stimulate your palette. I'm super excited. I day of 1090 00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:00,920 Speaker 1: the week is that So it's a sad day. It's 1091 00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:03,080 Speaker 1: on a Saturday. It will be in the city. You 1092 00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:05,600 Speaker 1: do have to go through a vetting process before you 1093 00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:08,840 Speaker 1: have the opportunity to purchase your tickets now real quick. 1094 00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:11,880 Speaker 1: This is a very intimate dining There will be performers, 1095 00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:15,880 Speaker 1: um the menu is phenomenal. I got to take a 1096 00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:18,360 Speaker 1: do a tasting with the chef. So if you are 1097 00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:23,200 Speaker 1: interested in going to the dining experience, go to Limitless 1098 00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:27,240 Speaker 1: lux l S dot com. That's l I M I 1099 00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:31,280 Speaker 1: T l E S S l u x E l 1100 00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:33,520 Speaker 1: S dot com. That will be in the description of 1101 00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:38,000 Speaker 1: this episode. Also going year the following day, which is 1102 00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:41,400 Speaker 1: the twenty nine, we are throwing and I will be 1103 00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:45,880 Speaker 1: hosting my very first play party. So that is on 1104 00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:49,440 Speaker 1: a Sunday. But most people do not have worked that Monday, 1105 00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:52,640 Speaker 1: because again this is taking place Memorial Day weekend here 1106 00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:56,280 Speaker 1: in New York City. Both locations are in the city, 1107 00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:58,400 Speaker 1: So if you're coming from any of the boroughs are 1108 00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:00,680 Speaker 1: flying in and don't know where to stay anywhere in 1109 01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:05,560 Speaker 1: Manhattan Works. Um. It is City Center in Manhattan. UM. 1110 01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:07,880 Speaker 1: And again you can purchase your tickets. You do get 1111 01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:10,160 Speaker 1: a discount rate for the play party if you attend 1112 01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:14,320 Speaker 1: for the dinner. Um. I will be there for both nights. Um, 1113 01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:17,959 Speaker 1: and I have a surprise guest joining me, So if 1114 01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:20,240 Speaker 1: you want to come to that, just know I got 1115 01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:22,360 Speaker 1: a surprise guests joining me that a few of you 1116 01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:25,200 Speaker 1: may know or may not know, but they will be 1117 01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:28,480 Speaker 1: joining me for the whole weekend. On question, what bit 1118 01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:35,840 Speaker 1: you're gonna sucket this party? I don't think so. I 1119 01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:39,640 Speaker 1: mean maybe women, maybe women like I don't. I don't 1120 01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:41,440 Speaker 1: think i'll funk a guy because I haven't sucked a 1121 01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:44,840 Speaker 1: guy in a play party unless it's been my partner. Bit, 1122 01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:47,800 Speaker 1: you got a month, so one thing, you have a partner, 1123 01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:51,000 Speaker 1: But also I already have my plus one, bitch, so 1124 01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:53,520 Speaker 1: I know the next weekends we bruce picked that. I'm 1125 01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:59,360 Speaker 1: hoping I'll be back by then next weekend. Please. I 1126 01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:01,200 Speaker 1: think the only even what I'm struggling is because I'm 1127 01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:03,600 Speaker 1: so used to using old based place, so now I'm 1128 01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:08,760 Speaker 1: just like, oh my god, whatever, anyway, what about you've 1129 01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:11,640 Speaker 1: got friends here, bitch? Yeah, But like you gotta remember 1130 01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:14,760 Speaker 1: she's back and forth too, and you don't someone. You 1131 01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:18,600 Speaker 1: don't want to encroach on someone's space. It's just a lot. 1132 01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:21,440 Speaker 1: Of course, I have friends. But if y'all want to 1133 01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:24,040 Speaker 1: buy with your tickets to one of these events and 1134 01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:26,040 Speaker 1: let hers stay with you, you might get some little 1135 01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:29,920 Speaker 1: extra extra bonush it. But again, I'm gonna come to 1136 01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:33,200 Speaker 1: the dinner from that that, I can't do the sex party. Come, 1137 01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:35,160 Speaker 1: I can't see you have someone dressed up by the way, 1138 01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:40,520 Speaker 1: um done that. This is a formal erotic doning experience. 1139 01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:45,880 Speaker 1: So the dress code is got the cut at the 1140 01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:53,320 Speaker 1: met gallon, so latex gowns, fish nets later jump, I can't, no, bitch, 1141 01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:56,280 Speaker 1: I'm doing a gown. I'm dressing the funk up. So 1142 01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:59,800 Speaker 1: again ls dot com, make sure you click the link 1143 01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:02,120 Speaker 1: in the bio to go through the vetting process so 1144 01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:04,680 Speaker 1: that you could purchase your tickets. Again. It is a 1145 01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:07,919 Speaker 1: limited amount of tickets for the dinner, also limited for 1146 01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:11,320 Speaker 1: the play party. So can't wait to see you guys there. 1147 01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:13,680 Speaker 1: And again we're gonna leave you guys off with a 1148 01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:17,400 Speaker 1: five minute bonus clip from our patreon. Make sure you 1149 01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:20,680 Speaker 1: join our patreon for bonus content. That's Patreon dot com 1150 01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:24,440 Speaker 1: backslash horrible Decisions. This has been yet another episode of 1151 01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:31,360 Speaker 1: Horrid Blair. This is your good bye. It's bonus, bitches, 1152 01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:35,160 Speaker 1: and we bet you get it's not gonna be filled 1153 01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:37,320 Speaker 1: with much tea. I already have people like, would an 1154 01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:39,000 Speaker 1: old bay say when he heard this bitch, I wouldn't know. 1155 01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:43,240 Speaker 1: I've blocked that newgro I mean he may have someone 1156 01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:48,240 Speaker 1: giving him the tea anyways, I'm sure, but um, I 1157 01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:50,600 Speaker 1: just thought, I guess to give if he knows what 1158 01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:52,840 Speaker 1: he did. When I was in the elevator just coming 1159 01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:56,960 Speaker 1: up to do this episode, um my neighbor, I had 1160 01:02:57,160 --> 01:02:59,360 Speaker 1: a company sent me like a hundred bodies crops, maybe 1161 01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:02,080 Speaker 1: forty I'm not exactly a hundred forty, about forty right 1162 01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:05,360 Speaker 1: black ticks. She's next door, so I handed it to her. 1163 01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:06,960 Speaker 1: I was like, oh, here, I got this, you know 1164 01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:08,520 Speaker 1: in the mail. I want to give them to you. 1165 01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:11,560 Speaker 1: I was because we gotta keep from staying young. She goes, 1166 01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:13,760 Speaker 1: and we gotta keep staying young. And she was like, girl, 1167 01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:16,400 Speaker 1: I'm way older than you. And I said, what she is? 1168 01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:18,360 Speaker 1: Thirty five? I swear on my mom And I thought 1169 01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:21,439 Speaker 1: she was maybe at Max like thirty eight. She looked 1170 01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:26,200 Speaker 1: really young and she said, I'm fifty. I said, bitch, 1171 01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:29,280 Speaker 1: I know you vegan. That's that's how it might not 1172 01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:32,480 Speaker 1: even be vegan. That's how uh, that's how motherfucker's be 1173 01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:36,400 Speaker 1: treating my ex. Like my ex does not look fifty 1174 01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:38,840 Speaker 1: at all. No, And I think that's the thing though, 1175 01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:40,920 Speaker 1: when you really take carey body. And don't get me wrong, 1176 01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:42,920 Speaker 1: I only know her because she is the dog. So 1177 01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:44,680 Speaker 1: we'd be at the dog park, but she'd be running 1178 01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:46,440 Speaker 1: with the dog, jumping up and off the table like 1179 01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:47,760 Speaker 1: working all like crazy, and I'm like, yo, you know 1180 01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:50,040 Speaker 1: you don't look fifty. So I say all that to say, 1181 01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:53,640 Speaker 1: she said, because I thought about Maggie. Who's the bitch? 1182 01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:56,840 Speaker 1: Obey went to go see and Duey and she said, girl, 1183 01:03:58,120 --> 01:04:00,400 Speaker 1: I don't have a concept of time. She said, if 1184 01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:02,720 Speaker 1: you asked me, I'm still sucking the nick. I was 1185 01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:05,120 Speaker 1: from high school. She was like, everything feels the same. 1186 01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:08,080 Speaker 1: She was like, I take care of my body. She 1187 01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:10,120 Speaker 1: was like, and my spirit is like she said, I 1188 01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:12,440 Speaker 1: eat good and I'll tell no lies. I said, I 1189 01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:15,680 Speaker 1: know that right, And I really want to tell old 1190 01:04:15,680 --> 01:04:18,760 Speaker 1: b because his body is fucking crazy. He really really 1191 01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:21,600 Speaker 1: works on his body, but he tells lies and so 1192 01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:26,560 Speaker 1: that's why he's bald. Well Balding is not no balding. 1193 01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:34,080 Speaker 1: I like bald. Bald is sexy. My ex was bald, 1194 01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:36,440 Speaker 1: but I doubt what a lot of diggas was bald. 1195 01:04:37,160 --> 01:04:40,040 Speaker 1: I've had other bald niggas coming sun me down. He 1196 01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:44,840 Speaker 1: like bald players. Oh, episode named sorry anyways, guys in 1197 01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:49,760 Speaker 1: this episode is our cinema for the month, and we 1198 01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:54,360 Speaker 1: chose to do bad Vecan if I'm not bad Vegan 1199 01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:57,080 Speaker 1: on Bacay bro. It was good. It was really good. 1200 01:04:57,080 --> 01:04:59,439 Speaker 1: But what's crazy too? I think last month we did 1201 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:04,800 Speaker 1: a Tender Swindler, so it's very similar in conversations. So 1202 01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:07,000 Speaker 1: I dug in to do some different things. But before 1203 01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:09,440 Speaker 1: we started with the with the catchup, I want to 1204 01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:15,920 Speaker 1: know what other TV you were currently watching? Um, Jocelyn's Caperette, Honey, 1205 01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:17,160 Speaker 1: I can't wait to see this. He was one on 1206 01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:19,080 Speaker 1: the day. I just I just went to a Sanse's 1207 01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:21,400 Speaker 1: house and he caught me all the way up with it. 1208 01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:26,640 Speaker 1: So I messed a mind. Did what was I gonna say? Um? 1209 01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:30,040 Speaker 1: I've been rewatching girls on HBO and I've been watching 1210 01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:33,800 Speaker 1: what is it that I watched every Sunday. Oh not 1211 01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:37,080 Speaker 1: need a fiance. That ship's getting crazy. Um, I didn't 1212 01:05:37,080 --> 01:05:40,479 Speaker 1: want to make mention. I was in a every week. 1213 01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:42,840 Speaker 1: On Tuesday's we have a staff meeting with all the 1214 01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:46,480 Speaker 1: heads at my job, and two of the departments have 1215 01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:48,320 Speaker 1: to do with stuff you watch, right, film and TV, 1216 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:51,040 Speaker 1: And literally one of the girls is like, so and 1217 01:05:51,160 --> 01:05:53,680 Speaker 1: so keeps throwing me a project. But like, by the 1218 01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:58,280 Speaker 1: time we released this on Netflix, they're already gonna be 1219 01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:01,480 Speaker 1: tired of this scamming. She's like, Netflix goes and waves, 1220 01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:04,080 Speaker 1: so right now you've got an LV, then you've got 1221 01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:06,600 Speaker 1: the Tinder Swindler, then you've got Bad Vegan. She's like, 1222 01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:09,160 Speaker 1: we're in a wave of scam She's like, we've been 1223 01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:11,080 Speaker 1: in a wave of stand up. We got in a 1224 01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:14,000 Speaker 1: wave of black sheet and she's like, Netflix hits you 1225 01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:16,120 Speaker 1: in waves and keep feeding you. She's like, by the 1226 01:06:16,160 --> 01:06:18,360 Speaker 1: time we acquire this project, the wave will be off. 1227 01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:21,320 Speaker 1: And I was like, wow, like that is really like 1228 01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:25,000 Speaker 1: Hollywood ship because I don't even I forgot Anna delv too, 1229 01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:27,280 Speaker 1: all of them, and now it makes me want more. 1230 01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:30,320 Speaker 1: And of course because you watched blah blah blah, now 1231 01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:34,360 Speaker 1: you like this, So it's like I do enjoy it, 1232 01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:37,600 Speaker 1: and the bad Vegan story was great, but like I 1233 01:06:37,640 --> 01:06:40,080 Speaker 1: want to actually see how long that time. Really It's 1234 01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:43,240 Speaker 1: weird because I really don't think people get sick of it. 1235 01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:45,360 Speaker 1: Like I'm someone and I think I mentioned it on 1236 01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:49,200 Speaker 1: this pod when I'm just like nothing's on TV. I 1237 01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:53,600 Speaker 1: love to binge American greed, which technically is scams maybe 1238 01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:55,600 Speaker 1: a year or two ago. No, no, no, people don't 1239 01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:58,200 Speaker 1: get sick of it. I think they're saying, like the hype. Oh, 1240 01:06:58,240 --> 01:07:00,320 Speaker 1: I mean but even what what was it one or 1241 01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:04,560 Speaker 1: two years ago now? Was Firefest and that had everyone talking. 1242 01:07:04,680 --> 01:07:08,360 Speaker 1: So I mean, I think the people love watching other 1243 01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:11,360 Speaker 1: people get got over on. I don't know why, but 1244 01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:13,920 Speaker 1: I think it's a thing. I think as it's also 1245 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,960 Speaker 1: like the everyday person to all of these people are 1246 01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:19,800 Speaker 1: very unassuming, you know what I mean, Like I think 1247 01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:22,280 Speaker 1: I was talking to Sophia that they're not even unassuming. 1248 01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:25,120 Speaker 1: They just white because the way there could be your 1249 01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:29,439 Speaker 1: everyday persons white as crook ass bitches who somehow even 1250 01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:32,960 Speaker 1: just get the access to all this loan money. It's insane, 1251 01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:35,440 Speaker 1: It's insane, insane,