WEBVTT - Some Time With... Ryan Alexander-Tanner! 0:00:19.120 --> 0:00:21.560 Hey, there are Fana Ritos. Welcome back to a brand 0:00:21.560 --> 0:00:25.120 new episode of how Rude Tanner Ritos. Today we have 0:00:25.160 --> 0:00:29.160 a crossover that no Full House fan or critic saw coming. 0:00:29.880 --> 0:00:33.680 We are sitting down with Ryan Alexander Tanner, the author 0:00:33.840 --> 0:00:37.880 of the full House Reviewed blog. Four years he wrote 0:00:37.920 --> 0:00:42.320 blog posts absolutely roasting full House and we're not talking 0:00:42.320 --> 0:00:45.840 about not just gentle teasing here, but full on scorched 0:00:45.920 --> 0:00:50.080 earth criticism. He hated our hugs, he mocked our morals, 0:00:50.440 --> 0:00:52.920 and he had thoughts about our laugh track. And yet 0:00:52.960 --> 0:00:56.160 somehow he still agreed to come on our podcast. So 0:00:56.280 --> 0:00:58.720 we're gonna have a little fun today. What makes a 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:00.880 man dedicate that much in a to hating a show 0:01:00.920 --> 0:01:05.520 about family and love. Let's find out, and maybe, just maybe, 0:01:05.560 --> 0:01:07.919 by the end of this interview, we'll turn him into 0:01:08.000 --> 0:01:12.520 a Fanerito, So buckle up, Fanarito's. This one might be 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:17.440 how Rude. Indeed, welcome to the podcast. Ryan, Allie here, 0:01:18.200 --> 0:01:24.480 mister Tanner here, I know my welcome to Howard Tannerto's Hello. 0:01:25.400 --> 0:01:30.360 I can't believe this, right you are you. 0:01:30.440 --> 0:01:34.800 Never in a million years thought that that anyone would 0:01:34.840 --> 0:01:38.280 read your blog, particularly us, and then ask you to be. 0:01:38.240 --> 0:01:43.440 On the show. But sir, welcome, welcome, well, welcome to 0:01:43.440 --> 0:01:43.839 the full. 0:01:45.760 --> 0:01:49.480 How many years did you spend writing the full House 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:50.240 Reviewed blog? 0:01:51.000 --> 0:01:54.639 Well? I did other things in that time. 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:56.600 Okay, that's disappointing. 0:01:58.480 --> 0:02:02.120 You want entirely and entirely devoted to hating full House. 0:02:03.400 --> 0:02:03.800 Commitment. 0:02:04.320 --> 0:02:06.080 I was doing other things. But I think it was 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:07.480 like four years, right. 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:10.399 It was one hundred and ninety two episodes full House. 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:10.679 Yeah? 0:02:10.720 --> 0:02:12.440 Yeah, did you review all of them? 0:02:12.520 --> 0:02:12.799 Or no? 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:14.360 I did you did? 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:14.880 Wow? 0:02:15.600 --> 0:02:16.679 That's dedication. 0:02:17.120 --> 0:02:18.760 That is such dedication. 0:02:20.120 --> 0:02:24.280 I didn't get a master's degree. 0:02:23.120 --> 0:02:23.839 But you did. 0:02:23.840 --> 0:02:27.799 But you you got one in in uh full House reviews, 0:02:28.040 --> 0:02:29.280 So fair enough. 0:02:29.600 --> 0:02:32.520 Yeah, so what inspired you? 0:02:33.360 --> 0:02:36.280 By the way, for those of you who didn't listen 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:40.320 to our podcast a little while back, where we read 0:02:41.480 --> 0:02:46.760 uh Ryan Alexander Tanner's full House Reviewed blog, which was 0:02:46.919 --> 0:02:51.360 all about how ridiculous uh full House is and how 0:02:52.639 --> 0:02:55.560 really dumb it is if you if you pay attention, 0:02:56.000 --> 0:02:58.600 and we read it. It was a It was definitely 0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:02.040 a non kid friendly episode. It's a little more explicit, 0:03:02.160 --> 0:03:06.280 but damn is it hilarious. It was so much fun 0:03:06.400 --> 0:03:09.480 because you literally said all of the things. 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:10.440 That we say all the time. 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:14.359 Yeah, I didn't see it. Can I just say it 0:03:14.360 --> 0:03:18.520 real quick? It was so gracious of you hat me on. 0:03:19.520 --> 0:03:22.640 It was almost like a healing experience to be like 0:03:23.040 --> 0:03:24.240 they're reading it and. 0:03:24.200 --> 0:03:27.560 They like it. Like if you. 0:03:26.840 --> 0:03:29.519 Honestly, like I'm a sensitive person, if you had read 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:31.440 it and been like, this is so hurtful to. 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:35.320 Me, I would have felt terrible. So it was revalidating. 0:03:35.520 --> 0:03:39.800 Actually, like there's gonna be an ambush. 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:41.960 No, no, no, it's not gonna be like Zelenski in 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:42.640 the Oval Office. 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:44.760 No, we're not gonna Yeah, although you should have want 0:03:44.800 --> 0:03:50.880 a suit. No, I thank you, thank you, thank you. No, 0:03:51.000 --> 0:03:56.320 but really, like we I mean, that's the show is ridiculous. 0:03:56.400 --> 0:04:00.480 It is ridiculous, and it's fun to pour out the 0:04:00.560 --> 0:04:05.839 ridiculousness of it because it's like it's like so many 0:04:05.880 --> 0:04:08.160 people love it and it does have that like warm 0:04:08.200 --> 0:04:12.960 fuzzy place in people's heart. But it's so eighties nineties sitcom. 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:16.080 You know, it's every sitcom trope. It's all of the silliness, 0:04:17.040 --> 0:04:20.000 and you know it it was a kid family TV show. 0:04:20.040 --> 0:04:22.240 And I think the funny thing is is that we 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:24.680 never took ourselves seriously even with like fuller. 0:04:24.720 --> 0:04:26.960 We were like, we we are very self. 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:30.400 Aware, we know what we are and lean into the cheese. 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:32.680 Yeah yeah, but. 0:04:32.680 --> 0:04:35.960 Really, your your review is what I'm thinking all of 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:36.440 the time. 0:04:37.279 --> 0:04:38.640 Well, thank you, and it is. 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:42.159 It's very I mean, it is very witty and funny. 0:04:42.279 --> 0:04:44.520 Even if you don't agree, if you're a Full House 0:04:44.560 --> 0:04:47.200 lover to your core, you can still read this blog 0:04:47.200 --> 0:04:47.800 and appreciate it. 0:04:47.839 --> 0:04:50.800 For the guys, very you can love something and make 0:04:50.839 --> 0:04:51.320 fun of it. 0:04:51.720 --> 0:04:53.240 Yes, that's it is okay. 0:04:53.320 --> 0:04:56.040 We're giving you permission to love something and make fun 0:04:56.080 --> 0:04:56.240 of it. 0:04:56.360 --> 0:04:57.440 Ll just make fun of it if you want to 0:04:57.560 --> 0:04:59.200 that you do whatever you want. I'm not here to 0:04:59.240 --> 0:05:03.080 tell you, but it's okay. We're giving your permission. 0:05:03.160 --> 0:05:05.839 A friendship arc right, what we're having. 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:09.440 Nowhere, it is in our own bottles income And yeah, 0:05:09.480 --> 0:05:11.599 I mean I got a lot of feedback doing it, 0:05:11.680 --> 0:05:16.080 and it was pretty equally people who loved and hated 0:05:16.120 --> 0:05:16.680 Full House. 0:05:16.720 --> 0:05:18.440 You know. Some people were like, yes, these are my. 0:05:18.400 --> 0:05:20.040 Negative feelings, and we were like, I love the show, 0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:22.600 but you know, I can still laugh at your commentary here. 0:05:24.360 --> 0:05:26.560 But I think you had a question before that was 0:05:26.600 --> 0:05:29.440 the start of this. I don't remember we. 0:05:29.480 --> 0:05:32.920 Don't love neither do we we did. I think it 0:05:33.000 --> 0:05:34.919 was what, like, what inspired you to do it? 0:05:35.279 --> 0:05:35.440 Oh? 0:05:35.480 --> 0:05:38.839 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well I used to have a day job, 0:05:39.400 --> 0:05:41.280 like I think you quit my day job in two 0:05:41.320 --> 0:05:44.800 thousand and seven or something, okay, and I would just 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:46.359 you know, it was like to start a YouTube and 0:05:46.360 --> 0:05:49.600 I just look at crap on the internet all the time, right, 0:05:49.920 --> 0:05:53.560 And then I actually like, I'm an illustrator and a 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:54.400 comic book artist. 0:05:54.400 --> 0:05:55.000 That's what I do. 0:05:55.720 --> 0:05:58.080 We heard that you you actually did the art for 0:05:58.200 --> 0:06:03.200 Dave's Bread. Yeah, amazing, because that's what we buy. I love, 0:06:04.080 --> 0:06:06.560 I love, I love what they stand for. It's amazing. 0:06:06.600 --> 0:06:10.279 So you again, even one more, one more notch in 0:06:10.360 --> 0:06:13.440 the in yeah, in the work as well. 0:06:15.040 --> 0:06:17.760 And then so I quit to go do a book. 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:21.599 And then it was I don't know, I guess I 0:06:21.640 --> 0:06:22.400 needed a hobby. 0:06:22.440 --> 0:06:24.039 It's like I spent a bunch of years having a 0:06:24.040 --> 0:06:27.640 crappy job and then training get my career going. And 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:30.080 so then and I finished my first book, and I 0:06:30.160 --> 0:06:32.280 just had a free time and I was anxious, you know, 0:06:32.480 --> 0:06:36.760 so I know those and I think I wanted to 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:39.240 read it and it didn't exist. So I was like, oh, 0:06:39.240 --> 0:06:43.200 I'll make it, you know. And then and originally I 0:06:43.200 --> 0:06:47.080 wanted to do Family Matters. Okay, it was not on DVD, 0:06:47.400 --> 0:06:49.960 so I used to get you know, Netflix discs in 0:06:50.000 --> 0:06:56.200 the mail one right, yeah, every time the physical Netflix, Yeah, discs. 0:06:55.839 --> 0:06:56.320 In the mail. 0:06:56.440 --> 0:06:59.839 Remember, and then we're so I loved. 0:07:01.000 --> 0:07:02.440 I think it caught on. 0:07:02.720 --> 0:07:05.039 Like right around when maybe I would have been like, 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:07.400 all right, this has been going. There was literally like 0:07:07.480 --> 0:07:10.920 one week where it got posted on some forum and 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:14.480 it went from having like, you know, three hundred readers. 0:07:13.960 --> 0:07:16.080 To like ten thousand, like in two days. 0:07:16.080 --> 0:07:16.760 There's amazing. 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:20.480 Was that like was like, oh my god, Like was 0:07:20.520 --> 0:07:21.920 that weird? When all of a sudden it just kind 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:22.280 of blew up. 0:07:22.320 --> 0:07:25.600 It was a little bit like right now, what I 0:07:25.680 --> 0:07:27.760 was just doing this thing and all of a sudden, Yeah, 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:29.560 I mean it was crazy, and I think you get 0:07:29.600 --> 0:07:32.640 a little bit excited off that, you know. And just 0:07:32.760 --> 0:07:35.440 I had a lot of interactions with people. I mean 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:38.400 I did it anonymously, but there was like a whole 0:07:38.440 --> 0:07:39.400 community around it. 0:07:39.720 --> 0:07:43.200 And also like it was pretty negative, I would. 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:45.160 Say, but also like I got a lot of stuff 0:07:45.200 --> 0:07:49.640 like people were finishing their degree or they're raising kids 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:52.080 at home and they were like, this just helps me, 0:07:52.360 --> 0:07:53.840 Like I read one of these a week, or I 0:07:53.920 --> 0:07:56.960 watched the show, or I jum after my baby goes 0:07:57.000 --> 0:08:00.280 to bed, and you know, they should probably be like 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:04.160 studying something important, but it's you. 0:08:04.200 --> 0:08:05.600 Know, this is important. 0:08:05.680 --> 0:08:07.720 It's postmodern. 0:08:08.120 --> 0:08:11.400 Yeah, yes, exactly, it's a it's a lesson in postmodern 0:08:11.560 --> 0:08:13.440 uh writing structure. 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:17.680 People love the predictability of like every Friday they're going 0:08:17.720 --> 0:08:20.760 to open their computer and read, you know, the latest 0:08:20.800 --> 0:08:22.880 post or watch the episode and then read the post. 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:26.720 And the people like that routine predictability. In an opening 0:08:26.800 --> 0:08:30.440 song I've Happened To It said. 0:08:30.200 --> 0:08:32.400 That like every Friday morning in the office, you know, 0:08:32.600 --> 0:08:33.920 did you read the new f HR? 0:08:34.040 --> 0:08:35.240 And that was always cool. 0:08:35.760 --> 0:08:37.000 It's crazy. 0:08:37.440 --> 0:08:38.960 It was just for fun, and it was like a 0:08:38.960 --> 0:08:42.760 writing exercise, I guess, you know, like I write for 0:08:42.880 --> 0:08:44.960 work and you write a lot of email and stuff, 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:48.120 and it was just like, you know whatever, four hundred 0:08:48.120 --> 0:08:50.520 words a week, you know, and I probably like a weirdo. 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:54.400 It's definitely like an obsessive weird so I know, it's like. 0:08:55.200 --> 0:08:58.880 No obsessive things to do, you know what I mean. 0:08:59.040 --> 0:09:00.439 That's what the nets for. 0:09:00.840 --> 0:09:03.520 Well, but originally now it's just for destroying the world. 0:09:03.800 --> 0:09:07.240 But no, but I mean, I I love that, Like 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:09.400 you just picked something. You're like, I'm gonna this is 0:09:09.480 --> 0:09:13.360 gonna be my funny creative like comedy, and it's great. 0:09:13.480 --> 0:09:18.720 It's really really great. Now we have a few least 0:09:18.800 --> 0:09:24.840 favorite episodes, uh ourselves, Seacrews of course, being the number 0:09:24.880 --> 0:09:28.080 one most hated episode across the board. 0:09:29.160 --> 0:09:31.160 The Sad season one. 0:09:31.200 --> 0:09:35.840 The third episode where the guys go out on some 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:36.880 fishing trip. 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:38.360 It's a fishing boat. 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:40.480 Yeah, it's a fishing boat and they wind up with 0:09:40.640 --> 0:09:42.480 two girl whatever and it's terrible. 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:43.080 Uh. 0:09:43.360 --> 0:09:46.120 Jeff Franklin agrees. We agree, but that one is pretty bad. 0:09:47.720 --> 0:09:49.000 But baby love. 0:09:49.760 --> 0:09:54.120 The Howe episode, Howie episode, How did you feel about Howie? 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:54.839 We need to know? 0:09:56.480 --> 0:09:58.320 I didn't like him? 0:09:58.480 --> 0:10:00.480 Who does welcome? 0:10:01.679 --> 0:10:01.839 Right? 0:10:03.000 --> 0:10:04.640 The obsession obsess. 0:10:04.800 --> 0:10:06.640 We never came back, right, am I correct? 0:10:07.360 --> 0:10:07.800 He did. 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:09.480 He came back to the wedding, but he was a 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:11.360 different actor. It was a different kid. 0:10:11.559 --> 0:10:13.720 So that was was that. 0:10:14.960 --> 0:10:19.280 No, the little kid was we used a girl playing 0:10:19.280 --> 0:10:20.040 a boy character. 0:10:20.040 --> 0:10:22.240 Didn't we know it was a It was a older one. 0:10:22.280 --> 0:10:25.960 It was girl twins playing Howie as a toddler and 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:27.760 I mean yeah, and then when they were old for 0:10:27.880 --> 0:10:43.640 the wedding, Yeah. 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:40.160 I like how like people who are listening probably know, 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:44.360 and we're all like, oh. 0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:46.360 We don't know about our own show, which is the 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:51.160 entire reason we started doing this podcast was because we 0:10:51.160 --> 0:10:53.360 were like realizing. 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:54.280 That we've never watched the show. 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:58.080 You watched it, really, we've never watched the show. This 0:10:58.120 --> 0:11:00.960 is literally the first time we're watching all of the episodes, 0:11:00.960 --> 0:11:02.800 and we were like, well, that's why we did the podcast, 0:11:02.880 --> 0:11:05.600 because we're like, what even happens in. 0:11:05.600 --> 0:11:08.720 This you were we were taping our live audience shows on. 0:11:08.720 --> 0:11:12.120 Friday nights, and I didn't care about watching myself. I 0:11:12.160 --> 0:11:14.119 think most of us were like, eh, weird. 0:11:15.679 --> 0:11:16.559 Can I ask you a question? 0:11:16.600 --> 0:11:21.360 I have a curiosity, Yes, I'm curious, Like how famous 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:24.439 you are? Like do you buy your own groceries? You 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:26.439 joy my groceries. 0:11:27.520 --> 0:11:30.560 We're very important money, very famous, honey boy. 0:11:30.640 --> 0:11:31.680 Do I let me. 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:34.800 Tell you how often you get bothered? 0:11:35.000 --> 0:11:37.800 Like how often do people come up and talk and 0:11:37.880 --> 0:11:39.640 let's be all the time? 0:11:39.720 --> 0:11:41.600 Yeah, yeah, but it's not most of the time. 0:11:41.679 --> 0:11:46.640 I mean luckily, like full House fans are pretty sweet 0:11:46.760 --> 0:11:50.200 and loyal and like excited because even if it's adults, 0:11:50.240 --> 0:11:52.959 it's adults that grew up watching you as a kid, 0:11:53.040 --> 0:11:55.360 so you have this like special place in their heart, 0:11:55.440 --> 0:11:57.719 you know what I mean. It's like it's not like 0:11:58.280 --> 0:12:00.240 other actors are like, God, I hated your kids character. 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:02.520 So they're like, oh my god, Yeah, I'm so excited 0:12:05.679 --> 0:12:06.160 all the time. 0:12:08.000 --> 0:12:10.800 And when your grocery shopping or I do groceries, do 0:12:10.840 --> 0:12:14.199 my own grocery shopping and having a. 0:12:14.160 --> 0:12:17.440 Really like a stressful day and then someone comes up 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:19.559 and episode. 0:12:19.160 --> 0:12:23.520 You know is yeah, in the middle of yelling, like 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:26.160 yelling at your kids in public, and someone comes up 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:27.120 and you're like. 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:32.480 Right or during like there's you just don't want to 0:12:32.520 --> 0:12:40.240 be bothered by it, but wheah. 0:12:37.840 --> 0:12:40.080 Or you know, like they they well. 0:12:40.120 --> 0:12:42.920 One of the best worst things that ever happened was 0:12:42.960 --> 0:12:47.040 when right after Bob passed, I had paparazzi just outside 0:12:47.080 --> 0:12:50.640 of my house. You know, by the way, I've rent 0:12:50.679 --> 0:12:53.240 my house. If that gives you any idea of of 0:12:53.720 --> 0:12:55.480 quote unquote how famous I am, it's not. 0:12:56.160 --> 0:13:03.160 I'm a normal person. And anyway, so I. 0:13:02.600 --> 0:13:03.920 Came, I had come out of my house and they 0:13:03.920 --> 0:13:04.640 were getting. 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:05.280 Pictures of all of us. 0:13:05.320 --> 0:13:08.720 But they happened to get a picture of my daughter, 0:13:08.760 --> 0:13:10.600 who was I think thirteen or fourteen at the. 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:14.160 Time, with a hoodie on, and they put that. 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:16.840 Picture online and in magazines and we're like, Jody Sweeten 0:13:17.320 --> 0:13:21.559 looking tired and sad gesus my kid. 0:13:21.880 --> 0:13:22.959 You're like, come on. 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:25.200 He was like really. 0:13:25.600 --> 0:13:27.679 I was like, hey, I'm getting mistaken as a fourteen 0:13:27.760 --> 0:13:29.240 year old girl. She's like yeah, and I look like 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:30.679 a forty year old woman. And I was like, well, 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:33.560 it's working out for one of us. But no, the 0:13:33.679 --> 0:13:37.200 moments like that, when you're just like, you know, or 0:13:37.240 --> 0:13:40.320 when they just try and intentionally antagonize you on camera 0:13:40.520 --> 0:13:43.040 to be like, hey, here's what. Let's bring up something 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:46.040 you're really you know, hate or don't want to talk 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:48.920 about while you're walking to your car in front of 0:13:48.920 --> 0:13:51.640 the common collensions are nice, then it's I never mind. 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:53.800 As long as the intentions are nice and they're not 0:13:53.920 --> 0:13:57.439 like screaming or drawing attention. It's like, don't draw attention, Like, 0:13:57.520 --> 0:13:59.160 let's kind of keep this on the down low, if 0:13:59.200 --> 0:14:01.160 you know what I mean. But yeah, I know. It's 0:14:01.200 --> 0:14:04.360 always it's always a wonderful thing when people come up 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:06.280 and recognize you and say hi, as long as they're 0:14:06.320 --> 0:14:06.840 nice about it. 0:14:07.080 --> 0:14:09.920 Yeah. Yeah, instructions for your listeners be. 0:14:09.920 --> 0:14:14.240 Nice about it, and they are, Yeah are they are. 0:14:14.600 --> 0:14:16.120 We have the best fans, we really do. 0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:16.520 Yeah. 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:20.120 And we have the best haters too, apparently, right we do. 0:14:20.240 --> 0:14:22.680 At least, you know what, hate on it, but at 0:14:22.760 --> 0:14:26.160 least be funny. That's my only requirement. If you're gonna 0:14:26.160 --> 0:14:30.440 if you're gonna hate, be funny about it. Otherwise it's boring. 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:32.160 But this was, I mean, this was great. 0:14:32.160 --> 0:14:35.880 What do you have? Do you have a favorite episode? 0:14:36.120 --> 0:14:38.520 Like a favorite either a favorite one to hate or 0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:41.520 one that you hate the least either way. 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:44.680 I don't know about that, but I think the funniest 0:14:44.800 --> 0:14:48.800 episode to make fun of y like, say by the 0:14:48.840 --> 0:14:54.200 Bell has the Jesse takes right, Yeah. 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:55.920 That's like. And then I think for full House it's 0:14:55.960 --> 0:14:57.440 the Papoli episode. 0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:00.960 Yeah, who died? 0:15:01.520 --> 0:15:03.240 And then you feel really upset. 0:15:04.600 --> 0:15:06.480 Oh, we haven't all selling it. 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:08.280 I'll say it here, I said it on the blog. 0:15:08.520 --> 0:15:11.080 If you watch it, you'll you haven't gotten that one yet. 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:13.080 I think I got that one. See it. 0:15:13.520 --> 0:15:18.600 The course of events, Danny kills PAPOOLI I promise you Papoo. 0:15:18.720 --> 0:15:20.440 Makes a big mass in the kitchen, and. 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:25.400 Then Jody is here for this who you think he loves? 0:15:25.440 --> 0:15:26.200 Alternate theory. 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:28.600 So I have every time, I just go, here's what 0:15:28.640 --> 0:15:30.880 I think, and I go off on some wild, weird 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:33.640 tangent of what's really going on in the Tanner house. 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:34.640 One. 0:15:34.800 --> 0:15:37.240 We've decided that there is some sort of money laundering 0:15:37.320 --> 0:15:40.600 or insurance fraud going on because Helen the hell Danny 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:43.120 Tanner affords that house with all of those things and 0:15:43.120 --> 0:15:47.160 and hundreds of thousands of dollars of remodels and you know, renovations. 0:15:47.200 --> 0:15:47.840 How's the affording? 0:15:47.880 --> 0:15:50.760 I mean, wake up sand nice, but come on, it 0:15:50.800 --> 0:15:53.400 ain't paying that kind of money, you know. I don't know, 0:15:53.560 --> 0:15:57.720 lear show, local morning show host, morning shows, I don't know. 0:15:57.680 --> 0:15:58.320 You know what I mean. 0:15:58.520 --> 0:16:01.440 Yeah, it's let me tell you it ain't not for 0:16:01.520 --> 0:16:02.040 that house. 0:16:04.880 --> 0:16:05.760 Have that house? 0:16:05.880 --> 0:16:06.080 You know? 0:16:06.360 --> 0:16:09.800 Or like it was also the eighties. 0:16:11.560 --> 0:16:14.720 Case, but they were though because it was the eighties 0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:17.040 and the nineties and you could actually live like that 0:16:17.120 --> 0:16:18.920 on a normal person's salary. 0:16:19.440 --> 0:16:23.560 That was yeah, before everything was bad. 0:16:23.880 --> 0:16:28.800 Uh No, I uh, I think that like the fact 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:33.560 that you got such a following of people who like 0:16:34.080 --> 0:16:36.000 hate watched or hate read. 0:16:35.880 --> 0:16:37.160 But also loved the show. 0:16:37.280 --> 0:16:39.560 I mean, I think that that actually is a weird 0:16:39.600 --> 0:16:44.400 testament to like how popular and like good it is 0:16:44.480 --> 0:16:47.680 almost because it's so silly and family and cheesy, and 0:16:47.760 --> 0:16:50.800 yet it's still this part of American. 0:16:51.760 --> 0:16:55.440 Like pop culture, you know, Cannon, like. 0:16:55.360 --> 0:16:58.080 It's in the sitcom canon like it or not, you know, 0:16:58.360 --> 0:17:01.800 Like I was actually going to my speaking of nostalgia, 0:17:01.960 --> 0:17:04.399 I was in the airport going to my high school 0:17:04.400 --> 0:17:07.399 reunion when I got messaged by the show. 0:17:07.800 --> 0:17:11.040 The airport, which was like the total But. 0:17:11.040 --> 0:17:13.160 Yeah, I mean it's also like, you know, I used 0:17:13.160 --> 0:17:16.560 to come home from school and you had twelve channels 0:17:16.560 --> 0:17:18.160 and you're like Full Houses on for an hour. 0:17:18.200 --> 0:17:20.240 I'm just gonna watch it, you know, and. 0:17:21.040 --> 0:17:23.879 Like you guys are in my psyche. It's just there, 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:26.200 you know, like there's nothing you can do about. 0:17:27.280 --> 0:17:27.879 It's true. 0:17:28.119 --> 0:17:31.080 Do you think you were your reactions to Full House 0:17:31.200 --> 0:17:32.919 was that? Do you think it was more reaction to 0:17:33.000 --> 0:17:36.280 the era that we were in the late eighties early 0:17:36.359 --> 0:17:39.400 nineties the cheese because we weren't the only ridiculous sitcom 0:17:39.560 --> 0:17:42.920 on TV, we were just maybe the most famous one 0:17:42.920 --> 0:17:43.320 at the time. 0:17:43.359 --> 0:17:47.040 I don't know, Well, you guys are definitely like the 0:17:47.040 --> 0:17:49.560 the template. You know, it was like that show worked 0:17:49.560 --> 0:17:51.800 and then there were like six more at the same show, 0:17:52.040 --> 0:17:53.480 all from the same product. 0:17:53.920 --> 0:17:54.720 We were the template. 0:17:55.280 --> 0:17:58.080 Yeah, it's sort of like the McDonald's or like the 0:17:58.119 --> 0:18:00.560 Mickey Mouse of those kinds, you know, or like. 0:18:01.320 --> 0:18:04.560 It's like, well, once they find something that hits execs 0:18:04.600 --> 0:18:07.000 or like we should just do only that, right until 0:18:07.119 --> 0:18:08.600 everyone's sick of it and they're like, we never want 0:18:08.600 --> 0:18:09.120 to do that again. 0:18:09.840 --> 0:18:10.840 Yeah, but. 0:18:12.240 --> 0:18:15.240 So yeah, it's kind of like the og I guess 0:18:15.400 --> 0:18:17.879 that type of show. I mean, it's very abrasive. I 0:18:17.920 --> 0:18:20.920 think was part of like everyone on the show. It's 0:18:20.960 --> 0:18:23.119 like it's wholesome, you know, and it's always got a 0:18:23.160 --> 0:18:24.919 moral in gentle music and stuff. 0:18:25.200 --> 0:18:26.359 But it's also like. 0:18:26.280 --> 0:18:29.840 The morals never like hey, just get out of people's face, 0:18:30.000 --> 0:18:31.359 you know, right. 0:18:31.520 --> 0:18:33.120 Like Jesse Stopp being a dick. 0:18:33.480 --> 0:18:35.240 Like, let's play baseball. 0:18:35.280 --> 0:18:37.119 You don't have to have a moment, but don't do 0:18:37.160 --> 0:18:38.720 it in the middle of the baseball game. 0:18:39.560 --> 0:18:39.840 Okay. 0:18:39.880 --> 0:18:41.520 So that's one of the things we talk about all 0:18:41.600 --> 0:18:44.960 the time, is that this is the Tanners world and 0:18:45.119 --> 0:18:47.280 everyone is just living with it or living in it. 0:18:47.920 --> 0:18:50.919 This is this is the family that you hate to 0:18:51.000 --> 0:18:56.280 see coming at the airport, to a sporting event, to 0:18:56.440 --> 0:18:57.520 any sort of gathering. 0:18:57.560 --> 0:19:03.880 You're like, oh right, no matter what it is, it's 0:19:04.040 --> 0:19:07.160 they're gonna make it about them, yes, and it's their 0:19:07.240 --> 0:19:08.560 world and it's. 0:19:08.520 --> 0:19:10.640 Only gonna be about how this affects them. 0:19:10.680 --> 0:19:14.280 And they're gonna hold up your kid's performance, They're gonna 0:19:14.320 --> 0:19:16.280 hold up other people's, you. 0:19:16.200 --> 0:19:18.600