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Speaker 1: Hey, there are Fana Ritos. Welcome back to a brand

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Speaker 1: new episode of how Rude Tanner Ritos. Today we have

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Speaker 1: a crossover that no Full House fan or critic saw coming.

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Speaker 1: We are sitting down with Ryan Alexander Tanner, the author

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Speaker 1: of the full House Reviewed blog. Four years he wrote

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Speaker 1: blog posts absolutely roasting full House and we're not talking

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Speaker 1: about not just gentle teasing here, but full on scorched

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Speaker 1: earth criticism. He hated our hugs, he mocked our morals,

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Speaker 1: and he had thoughts about our laugh track. And yet

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Speaker 1: somehow he still agreed to come on our podcast. So

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Speaker 1: we're gonna have a little fun today. What makes a

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Speaker 1: man dedicate that much in a to hating a show

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Speaker 1: about family and love. Let's find out, and maybe, just maybe,

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Speaker 1: by the end of this interview, we'll turn him into

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Speaker 1: a Fanerito, So buckle up, Fanarito's. This one might be

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Speaker 1: how Rude. Indeed, welcome to the podcast. Ryan, Allie here,

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Speaker 1: mister Tanner here, I know my welcome to Howard Tannerto's Hello.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe this, right you are you.

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Speaker 3: Never in a million years thought that that anyone would

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Speaker 3: read your blog, particularly us, and then ask you to be.

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Speaker 4: On the show. But sir, welcome, welcome, well, welcome to

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Speaker 4: the full.

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Speaker 1: How many years did you spend writing the full House

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Speaker 1: Reviewed blog?

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Speaker 2: Well? I did other things in that time.

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's disappointing.

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Speaker 3: You want entirely and entirely devoted to hating full House.

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Speaker 4: Commitment.

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Speaker 2: I was doing other things. But I think it was

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Speaker 2: like four years, right.

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Speaker 4: It was one hundred and ninety two episodes full House.

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, did you review all of them?

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Speaker 4: Or no?

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Speaker 2: I did you did?

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Speaker 5: Wow?

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Speaker 1: That's dedication.

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Speaker 4: That is such dedication.

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Speaker 2: I didn't get a master's degree.

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Speaker 4: But you did.

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Speaker 3: But you you got one in in uh full House reviews,

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Speaker 3: So fair enough.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so what inspired you?

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Speaker 3: By the way, for those of you who didn't listen

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Speaker 3: to our podcast a little while back, where we read

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Speaker 3: uh Ryan Alexander Tanner's full House Reviewed blog, which was

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Speaker 3: all about how ridiculous uh full House is and how

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Speaker 3: really dumb it is if you if you pay attention,

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Speaker 3: and we read it. It was a It was definitely

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Speaker 3: a non kid friendly episode. It's a little more explicit,

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Speaker 3: but damn is it hilarious. It was so much fun

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Speaker 3: because you literally said all of the things.

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Speaker 4: That we say all the time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't see it. Can I just say it

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Speaker 2: real quick? It was so gracious of you hat me on.

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Speaker 5: It was almost like a healing experience to be like

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Speaker 5: they're reading it and.

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Speaker 2: They like it. Like if you.

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Speaker 5: Honestly, like I'm a sensitive person, if you had read

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Speaker 5: it and been like, this is so hurtful to.

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Speaker 2: Me, I would have felt terrible. So it was revalidating.

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Speaker 5: Actually, like there's gonna be an ambush.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, it's not gonna be like Zelenski in

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Speaker 3: the Oval Office.

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Speaker 4: No, we're not gonna Yeah, although you should have want

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Speaker 4: a suit. No, I thank you, thank you, thank you. No,

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Speaker 4: but really, like we I mean, that's the show is ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: It is ridiculous, and it's fun to pour out the

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Speaker 3: ridiculousness of it because it's like it's like so many

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Speaker 3: fuzzy place in people's heart. But it's so eighties nineties sitcom.

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Speaker 3: You know, it's every sitcom trope. It's all of the silliness,

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Speaker 3: and you know it it was a kid family TV show.

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Speaker 3: And I think the funny thing is is that we

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Speaker 4: We were like, we we are very self.

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Speaker 1: Aware, we know what we are and lean into the cheese.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, but.

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Speaker 3: Really, your your review is what I'm thinking all of

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Speaker 2: Well, thank you, and it is.

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Speaker 1: It's very I mean, it is very witty and funny.

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Speaker 1: Even if you don't agree, if you're a Full House

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Speaker 1: lover to your core, you can still read this blog

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Speaker 3: For the guys, very you can love something and make

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Speaker 4: Yes, that's it is okay.

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Speaker 3: We're giving you permission to love something and make fun

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Speaker 4: Ll just make fun of it if you want to

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Speaker 4: that you do whatever you want. I'm not here to

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Speaker 2: A friendship arc right, what we're having.

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Speaker 3: Nowhere, it is in our own bottles income And yeah,

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Speaker 3: I mean I got a lot of feedback doing it,

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Speaker 3: and it was pretty equally people who loved and hated

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Speaker 2: You know. Some people were like, yes, these are my.

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Speaker 5: Negative feelings, and we were like, I love the show,

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Speaker 5: but you know, I can still laugh at your commentary here.

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Speaker 5: But I think you had a question before that was

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Speaker 3: Don't love neither do we we did. I think it

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Speaker 3: was what, like, what inspired you to do it?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well I used to have a day job,

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Speaker 5: like I think you quit my day job in two

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Speaker 5: I just look at crap on the internet all the time, right,

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Speaker 5: And then I actually like, I'm an illustrator and a

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Speaker 2: That's what I do.

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Speaker 3: We heard that you you actually did the art for

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Speaker 3: Dave's Bread. Yeah, amazing, because that's what we buy. I love,

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Speaker 3: I love, I love what they stand for. It's amazing.

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Speaker 2: And then so I quit to go do a book.

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Speaker 2: And then it was I don't know, I guess I

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Speaker 5: It's like I spent a bunch of years having a

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Speaker 4: Remember, and then we're so I loved.

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Speaker 5: all right, this has been going. There was literally like

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Speaker 3: Was that like was like, oh my god, Like was

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Speaker 5: It was a little bit like right now, what I

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Speaker 5: I mean it was crazy, and I think you get

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Speaker 5: I had a lot of interactions with people. I mean

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Speaker 2: And also like it was pretty negative, I would.

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Speaker 5: Say, but also like I got a lot of stuff

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Speaker 5: Like I read one of these a week, or I

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Speaker 5: studying something important, but it's you.

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Speaker 4: Know, this is important.

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Speaker 2: It's postmodern.

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Speaker 1: People love the predictability of like every Friday they're going

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Speaker 4: And the people like that routine predictability. In an opening

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Speaker 5: That like every Friday morning in the office, you know,

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Speaker 2: And that was always cool.

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Speaker 4: It's crazy.

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Speaker 5: It was just for fun, and it was like a

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Speaker 5: writing exercise, I guess, you know, like I write for

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Speaker 5: and it was just like, you know whatever, four hundred

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Speaker 2: It's definitely like an obsessive weird so I know, it's like.

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Speaker 4: No obsessive things to do, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: Well, but originally now it's just for destroying the world.

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Speaker 3: But no, but I mean, I I love that, Like

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Speaker 3: It's really really great. Now we have a few least

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Speaker 4: The Sad season one.

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Speaker 3: The third episode where the guys go out on some

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Speaker 4: It's a fishing boat.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a fishing boat and they wind up with

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Speaker 3: Jeff Franklin agrees. We agree, but that one is pretty bad.

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Speaker 4: But baby love.

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Speaker 1: The Howe episode, Howie episode, How did you feel about Howie?

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Speaker 2: I didn't like him?

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Speaker 4: Who does welcome?

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Speaker 2: We never came back, right, am I correct?

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Speaker 1: He came back to the wedding, but he was a

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Speaker 4: So that was was that.

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Speaker 3: No, the little kid was we used a girl playing

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Speaker 4: Didn't we know it was a It was a older one.

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Speaker 3: We don't know about our own show, which is the

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Speaker 3: entire reason we started doing this podcast was because we

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Speaker 4: That we've never watched the show.

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Speaker 1: Nice about it, and they are, Yeah are they are.

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Speaker 1: And we have the best haters too, apparently, right we do.

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Speaker 3: At least, you know what, hate on it, but at

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Speaker 3: But this was, I mean, this was great.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, who died?

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Speaker 2: And then you feel really upset.

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Speaker 5: I'll say it here, I said it on the blog.

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Speaker 5: The course of events, Danny kills PAPOOLI I promise you Papoo.

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Speaker 2: Makes a big mass in the kitchen, and.

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Speaker 1: Then Jody is here for this who you think he loves?

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Speaker 3: So I have every time, I just go, here's what

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Speaker 3: We've decided that there is some sort of money laundering

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's let me tell you it ain't not for

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Speaker 2: Have that house?

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Speaker 5: You know?

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Speaker 4: Or like it was also the eighties.

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Speaker 5: Like I was actually going to my speaking of nostalgia,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it's also like, you know, I used

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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna watch it, you know, and.

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Speaker 5: Like you guys are in my psyche. It's just there,

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Speaker 5: I don't know, Well, you guys are definitely like the

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Speaker 4: Like Jesse Stopp being a dick.

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Speaker 2: Like, let's play baseball.

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Speaker 5: You don't have to have a moment, but don't do

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Speaker 4: Only gonna be about how this affects them.

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Speaker 3: And they're gonna hold up your kid's performance, They're gonna

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Speaker 5: Because yeah, character syndrome, like when oh my god, yeah,

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Speaker 4: Totally true, totally true.

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Speaker 1: Did you ever reach a point like, so you did

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Speaker 5: I don't know I finished it like ten years ago

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Speaker 5: Had done it as a substack because people would have

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Speaker 2: A way to monetize it, but it was for fun.

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Speaker 2: It's good to just do things for fun, I think.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, really, yeah, sometimes it is nice to just do

453
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Speaker 3: something for fun and not be like I need to

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Speaker 3: make money.

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Speaker 1: Now we heard you have kids? Oh yeah, what are

461
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Speaker 1: their ages? And more importantly, did you let them watch

462
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Speaker 1: Full House?

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Speaker 2: They are five and one.

464
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Speaker 1: Oh come on, that's our demographic.

465
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Speaker 4: You know.

466
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Speaker 2: I'm in the thick of it to get all the jokes.

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Speaker 5: My wife is not a big media person, Like, I

468
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Speaker 5: don't think she knows what this is or why it's funny.

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Speaker 2: Actually, because I still have some.

470
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Speaker 5: People like I'll do an artist talk sometimes and like

471
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Speaker 5: a woman will show up and my wife will because

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Speaker 5: this one of your full house readers, you know, like

473
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Speaker 5: I have a small amount of super fans.

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Speaker 2: You show up to stuff.

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Speaker 5: But amazing, So our kids allowed to watch a movie

476
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Speaker 5: like twice a month or something. I don't think she's

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Speaker 5: take any actual TV. Maybe some Sesame Street.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're pretty little, yeah the one yeah, one year

479
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Speaker 3: old pretty little Sesame Street is right, is amazing.

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Speaker 2: The one year old's not allowed to look at I

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Speaker 2: think it's like.

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Speaker 5: No screens or something because it's sustained attention, you know, like,

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Speaker 5: but we try to get her to read books.

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Speaker 2: You know, we read books to her. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm a big book too. I don't I don't

486
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Speaker 4: watch a lot of TV, but I read a lot.

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Speaker 4: Good for you, Yeah, yeah, I just I'm most of

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Speaker 4: the time.

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Speaker 3: It's just because I don't want to wait for video

490
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Speaker 3: and to wait for someone to talk. I can read

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Speaker 3: faster than that. So I'm like, this is get to

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Speaker 3: the point. But I uh fully approve of your no

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Speaker 3: screen time. They might be the only two children in

494
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Speaker 3: the world that will be normal in ten.

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Speaker 4: Years, so well give it time.

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Speaker 1: I mean, when the five year old becomes a seven, eight,

497
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Speaker 1: nine year old, I think you should let him or

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Speaker 1: her watchful House. I think it's it's a write a

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Speaker 1: passage as a.

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Speaker 4: Child, you know, put it in the approved box. It's

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Speaker 4: all we're saying.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like I hate watched it once, I can't hate

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Speaker 3: watch it again, and then she'll start her own blog.

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Speaker 5: That's the other thing is I think maybe in terms

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Speaker 5: of motivation, it's like I said, you would come home

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Speaker 5: from school and it would just be on and I

507
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Speaker 5: would always watch it as a kid, and I always

508
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Speaker 5: was like angry at it, you know, and it was

509
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Speaker 5: a little bit like, you know, like your mom catches

510
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Speaker 5: you's smoking a cigarette when you're twelve and she makes

511
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Speaker 5: you smoke a.

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Speaker 2: Carton of cigarettes.

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Speaker 5: Like I haven't watched full House since I wrote that

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Speaker 5: last review, Like I.

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Speaker 2: Got had I flushed it out?

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Speaker 4: Yeah you watched it? Yeah, I mean that probably happened.

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Speaker 4: After we're done with this show. I'll be like, well

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Speaker 4: that was once one and done one?

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Speaker 1: And did you watch Solar House? When we did Fuller?

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Speaker 2: I watched the first season okay, and I wrote about it,

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Speaker 2: and that was one where I.

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Speaker 4: Was did you did you do a redux of the

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Speaker 4: of the review? I started too, And.

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Speaker 5: That was one where there were some pop culture blogs

525
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Speaker 5: that I actually could do it for but I didn't know,

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Speaker 5: like I like passed up a really good one for

527
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Speaker 5: a not very good one. And then it was like

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Speaker 5: had an editor and it was like I don't want to.

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Speaker 5: I'd rather do this for free than for fifty bucks, you.

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Speaker 4: Know, right right my blog.

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Speaker 5: And then it was I don't know, it was like

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Speaker 5: I didn't watch this when I was ten.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. It wasn't the same, right kind of thing.

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Speaker 5: Of like, oh, we all remember this and we can

535
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Speaker 5: point it out and there's a lot of hindsight to

536
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Speaker 5: Full House, you know, like, oh we know better now

537
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Speaker 5: than so it just wasn't the same thing. So I

538
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Speaker 5: only did the first season and I kind of thought

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Speaker 5: even that was it was a stretch.

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Speaker 2: But you two were amazing, of course.

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Speaker 4: Anymore, no good answer.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just saying, if you want to, if you

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Speaker 1: want to do the other four seasons, you know, monetize

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Speaker 1: that blog.

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Speaker 4: I'd read it, read it, I would read it.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I still kind of want to do Family Matters.

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Speaker 5: I've thought of doing it as like a sub stack

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Speaker 5: or something, and then.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you should, you should. I think it's people are

550
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Speaker 4: people love it.

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Speaker 3: People love it and they and you know, hate watching

552
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Speaker 3: has never been more popular.

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Speaker 1: So you can have a lineup like this could be

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Speaker 1: a new career frame. Just do all of t G

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Speaker 1: I s right, be busy for the next ten years.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I gotta pay a mortgage and stuff. So

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Speaker 5: definitely have to bring something.

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Speaker 1: Nize, sponsor or something. Yeah, definitely. That's so funny.

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Speaker 3: Well, this was so much fun to have you on

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Speaker 3: the show like this has been. This is really great.

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Speaker 3: And I hope you know that. We think you're really funny.

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Speaker 3: We love what you wrote. Uh, and we totally agree

563
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 3: that this show is ridiculous and uh and it's fun

564
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Speaker 3: to make fun of but it's got a weird place

565
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Speaker 3: in people's hearts.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, I love it and we love to

567
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Speaker 1: make fun of it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he can I screen grab this real quickly.

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Speaker 4: Gosh, yeah, of course it is.

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Speaker 6: Insane about this, right, please write about this experience?

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Speaker 2: I should yeah when.

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Speaker 3: Together, right, Yeah, be like the full circle moment that

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Speaker 3: when they when they I was able to Yeah they don't.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't hate me anymore?

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Speaker 5: Yeahymore says we can promote things, can I yes, please?

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say, what do you what do you

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Speaker 3: what do you have to promote.

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Speaker 2: Well, I've got a few books I just happened to

579
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Speaker 2: have right here.

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Speaker 5: I did a comics biography of Muhammad Li You.

581
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Speaker 4: Oh wow.

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Speaker 5: You can just reach out to me through my website.

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Speaker 5: It's oh yes, very nice dot com.

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Speaker 2: And then I just.

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Speaker 5: Finished the second edition. This is the book I actually

586
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Speaker 5: quit my day job to do. It's called to Teach.

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Speaker 5: It's a teacher's ed book. Clumbia University put it out.

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Speaker 5: We just did a second edition so that you can

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Speaker 5: get this on Amazon or whatever.

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Speaker 3: My undergred is in elementary education, so I have a

591
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Speaker 3: mad respect for teachers.

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Speaker 2: There you go, well, get on it.

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Speaker 4: That's so great. Yeah, now's the time to go into teaching.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right, it's great. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: And then I got a Yeah, I have a comics podcast.

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Speaker 5: It's called The Runs, and we talked about runs of

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Speaker 5: comic books and you can get.

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Speaker 2: That on Apple Podcasts or Spotify or whatever.

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Speaker 5: So if you want to talk about comic books with guests,

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Speaker 5: which I'm sure.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure there's a lot of people that would.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, crossover there, yeah yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's so great for it. One last question that

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Speaker 1: I almost forgot. Your last name is Tanner.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, is that.

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Speaker 1: Why you chose full House? Like, is there any relation here?

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Speaker 5: You know? It's funny because I did the whole thing

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Speaker 5: anonymously and then the very last entry, I was like,

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Speaker 5: I'll just tell people who I am if they want to,

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Speaker 5: and a lot of people are like what And I

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Speaker 5: didn't think of it. I have a hyphene last name

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Speaker 5: because my mom's a feminist.

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Speaker 2: But no, I mean I think it was annoying when

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Speaker 2: I was a kid.

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Speaker 4: Family.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so I think some of the deep seated resentment probably.

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Speaker 1: How we got to the bottom of it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I believe.

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Speaker 8: Also on Alf they were the Tanners they were they

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Speaker 8: were because I love Alf Freaking mill Mac taking an

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Speaker 8: outh podcast, heart Beat, I love ALF.

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Speaker 3: I think I don't know why we haven't brought Alf back.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that small wonder, Come on.

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Speaker 1: I wonder I watch a reboot of that any day.

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Speaker 2: Let's do it.

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Speaker 3: And all right, well, Ryan, thank you so much for

627
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Speaker 3: coming on the show today.

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Speaker 4: This was really really fun. As people go.

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Speaker 3: Check out his podcast, his art, his Dave's bread logo.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and go check out check out.

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Speaker 3: Full House reviewed, because uh he is he's pretty accurate

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Speaker 3: and it's pretty you have a lot of reading to do, folks.

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Speaker 1: Yes, you're a good sport.

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Speaker 4: Thanks seriously, Bye bye.

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Speaker 2: That was so fun.

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Speaker 4: That was super fun.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of cool to see the man behind the curtain,

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Speaker 1: you know, like like.

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Speaker 3: You would write, you know, you write something on the

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Speaker 3: internet ten years ago, and then the person actually reads it,

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Speaker 3: you're like, oh my, oh my god, all right, conscious.

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Speaker 1: What you wrote? Right, I'm sure it's funny.

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Speaker 4: I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 1: He never expected any Full House members that blog, and

645
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Speaker 1: now we're just.

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Speaker 4: Like he thought it was. Yeah, Hi, knock knock knock,

647
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Speaker 4: want to be on our show?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Now that was great. I love you know again.

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Speaker 3: Full House is such a weird part of pop culture

651
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 3: that you love it, you hate it, you hate love it,

652
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Speaker 3: you love hate it.

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Speaker 4: I don't know, but it's just you.

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Speaker 3: You can't you can't avoid it in the sort of

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Speaker 3: zeitgeist of the last you know.

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Speaker 1: Right, he hated the show, but he devoted so much

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Speaker 1: of his time for years to it. It obviously had

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Speaker 1: an impact on him.

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Speaker 9: So right.

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Speaker 1: You know, that's sounds like the.

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Speaker 3: People who leave crappy comments on your Instagram. You're like,

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Speaker 3: but you're here, You're still thank you, you know, This

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Speaker 3: was really fun. Thank you guys so much for listening

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Speaker 3: to this really fun minisode. If you want to find

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Speaker 3: us on Instagram, you can check us out at how

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Speaker 3: Red podcast or send us an email at how rud

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Speaker 3: tan Rito's at gmail dot com. Uh, you check out

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Speaker 3: our merch store, how Rude merch dot com and.

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Speaker 4: Uh and that's it. That's it. So remember you, guys.

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Speaker 9: The world is small, but the house is full of

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Speaker 9: substack blogs about full house, all of them. Just there's

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Speaker 9: so many fuller full I love written by substacks. That's

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Speaker 9: like a very healthy place to be.

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Speaker 4: So okay, well it depends on what substack you're reading.

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Speaker 4: The ones I read are great, right this one? Go

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Speaker 4: read this one? Yeah, okay, substacks b