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Speaker 1: Celebrity Book Club club. Who's that knocking at the door.

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Speaker 1: It's all your friends, your filthy horse, Your husband's gone,

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Speaker 1: and we've got books on a bottle of wine to kill.

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Speaker 1: It's books, it's gossip. I'm shook. It's memoirs, Marteenie. Celebrity

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Speaker 1: Book Club can read it while it's hot. Celebrity Book Club,

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Speaker 1: tell your secrets. We won't talk celebrity books. No boys

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Speaker 1: are allowed. Celebrited book say it loud and poud. Celebrity

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Speaker 1: Book Club buzz mean I brought the queer foe. Hey,

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Speaker 1: my best friend? How the how are you a bitch?

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Speaker 1: I'm doing pretty good, Kathy? How are you doing? On

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Speaker 1: this fine Indianapolis morning? The sun's coming up, the heat's

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Speaker 1: also already there. It's another gorgeous day and one of

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Speaker 1: wasn't quite hellish, but it was maybe heckish if you

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Speaker 1: Well are you ready for this? I woke up this

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Speaker 1: morning with my second parking ticket. No, not for parking,

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Speaker 1: but for an expired inspection sticker. Oh my goodness, you know,

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Speaker 1: Holly to god, gosh gee um started to take the

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Speaker 1: lord's name in vain. But come on, you know, wait,

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Speaker 1: are you joshing me right now? Or no, I'm totally serious.

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Speaker 1: Are you Are you fucking Jill in my house right now? No,

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Speaker 1: Billy Joe. Yeah. A few weeks ago I got or no,

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Speaker 1: even last week I got a ticket that said your

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Speaker 1: that this goddamn government does. He's like thirty seven ninety

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Speaker 1: why you got to move to New Orleans because as

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Speaker 1: you know, misbehaved New York State Bloomberg's America, the liberal

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Speaker 1: like corceral nanny state, like the absolute queen of nagging. Um. So,

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Speaker 1: we read a book and when I say we read,

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Speaker 1: No no, no no, no front to mother freaking back. Is

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Speaker 1: it a memoir? No, But let me tell you something.

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Speaker 1: We don't just read memoirs something no, no, no no no.

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Speaker 1: On this goddamn podcast. We read other books by celebrities

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Speaker 1: called Celebrity Autobiography Club. No, no, no. We read a

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Speaker 1: Of course, I'm talking about none other than Na Portman

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Speaker 1: You like movies? Do you like movies? But then nose

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Speaker 1: with let's just start with number one. I love that

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Speaker 1: moving on to fable two. This one I mean talk

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Speaker 1: about Actually the wornis um and two. It's insane. It's

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Speaker 1: anti sugar, it's anti MSG, it's anti takeout, it's anti

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Speaker 1: grub hub. I mean, what I liked about it is

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Speaker 1: that it was randomly fat phobeck and she and she

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Speaker 1: wasn't just being like actually like, pigs of all sizes

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Speaker 1: are beautiful, like she's actually being like, no, two of

433
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Speaker 1: these pigs are fucking cows and are just like drinking

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Speaker 1: soda and ordering Chinese food. So it's like these contemporary pigs,

435
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Speaker 1: they all like the mom like is like, okay, you're

436
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Speaker 1: like grown up. Now you have to leave the house

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00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,920
Speaker 1: build your own sty. So they all go to build

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Speaker 1: our own size, and the first pig just like build

439
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:35,359
Speaker 1: this messy sty out of chopsticks from Chinese takeout. It

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Speaker 1: is on the couch, eaty. I was these illustrations are

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Speaker 1: really got These got me Giglin because he's like nude.

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00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:47,160
Speaker 1: It's like an ordered noodles again and ordered noodles again,

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Speaker 1: like did not also, I love it's like, did not

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Speaker 1: diversify even with them the Chinese food genre. No, I know,

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Speaker 1: kind of for not even ordering like prod Oh. So

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00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:05,439
Speaker 1: the wolf does his classic things and that. No, but

447
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 1: then there's a squatter. No, but here's the thing about

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Speaker 1: the wolf, the skunk squatter, and the skunk is just

449
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,840
Speaker 1: kind of moved in and it's very um my pillow

450
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:16,199
Speaker 1: guy just being like and then toad was living on

451
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,119
Speaker 1: the couch while we were smoking crack, and it's like

452
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 1: this skunk and this pig just eating Chinese food together.

453
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Speaker 1: Then the wolf comes. The wolf does not try to

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Speaker 1: eat the pig. Yeah, well, because I think this is

455
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 1: also like Natalie and fucking our new pig life is

456
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Speaker 1: that like in these it's really not about the wolf

457
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Speaker 1: eating the pigs. It's just about blowing the house down boots. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So the wolf comes, but Wolf was not there to

459
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Speaker 1: be scary or mean. She just came to say even

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Speaker 1: pigs should keep clean. Then before norm could even begin,

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00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 1: Wolf hoffed and she puffed, and she blew his house in.

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00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,640
Speaker 1: So the wolf is literally just a nag and she's

463
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Speaker 1: just being like, you're literally being so disgusting and dorm

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Speaker 1: with all of your Chinese containers everywhere. I'm blowing your

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Speaker 1: house down, like you should actually like make your bad

466
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 1: and just like read Jordan Peterson's Twelve Steps for Life

467
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 1: and like actually like clean your room. Right, It's kind

468
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Speaker 1: of like a wolf is prototype like landlord or dorm

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Speaker 1: parent this way or sorry, did did your like alternative

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Speaker 1: art school call your RA a dorm parent? No, they

471
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Speaker 1: had dorm parents of my high school for the borders.

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Speaker 1: But I had ras in college and all the ras

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Speaker 1: were Christian. They were all in this group called not Salsa,

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Speaker 1: maybe it was salsa. It was like another weird thing

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Speaker 1: that's like students again liquor and student students advocating life

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Speaker 1: without substances. Wow also noticed that the wolf is a

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Speaker 1: woman wearing like this like funky scarf. Also noticed that

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Speaker 1: the Chinese food pig is a man and then the

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Speaker 1: next pig is a girl who sugar, which I think

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00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 1: is very accurate, not to not to gender, but I

481
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,479
Speaker 1: feel like it is I mean, more guy to be like.

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00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 1: I mean for an American audience. You know, she loves soda,

483
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,720
Speaker 1: and so she loves sodas and all types of sugar.

484
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 1: She'd sip as she'd pick and then flick all her bookers.

485
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Speaker 1: So she's nasty. She's sitting. She's like this naughty as

486
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Speaker 1: lesbian too. I mean, she's giving kind of like Mama June.

487
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Speaker 1: She's probably buy. I believe she's like big girl Buy.

488
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,440
Speaker 1: She is big girl by. She looks like Mama June.

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Speaker 1: She's on a bean bag hirt that's like ripped open

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Speaker 1: and the beans are like spilling out. And the skunk,

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Speaker 1: by the way, is all too look still there, and

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Speaker 1: there's like so many like big candy cane straws. Dear Melinda,

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Speaker 1: you must learn to labor a house bolt of straws.

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Speaker 1: Why you're thinking is hazy to have strong foundations? You

495
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Speaker 1: cannot be lazy. Oh so yeah, that's the chimp that

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Speaker 1: comes over it also very I feel like anti weed.

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Speaker 1: I mean, obviously I do like Melinda is so like yo,

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Speaker 1: can we back a bowl? Yeah, and the eight year

499
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Speaker 1: old version of this, because this is for like four

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00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 1: year old's, like the eight year old version. Definitely. Melinda

501
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 1: is tokien, absolutely toking. So the monkey is like clean up,

502
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 1: and then then Wolf comes through and then and then

503
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 1: it doesn't really explain why Wolf just blows her house down. Again.

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00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 1: I think Wolf is just like I know you piggies,

505
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 1: like I'm just gonna do this. So then let's cut

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00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 1: to the third piggy, so you'll notice they actually did like, um,

507
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 1: what's the word foreshadow this a little bit in the beginning.

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00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 1: The third piggy was the one who was leaving with

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00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 1: a guitar on his back. Oh wait, those drawings were insane.

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00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 1: Let's go through what they're all leaving. So um, Chinese

511
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Speaker 1: food is has like speakers and a hat and like

512
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 1: cat eyes or is that sugar? That's sugar? Which okay,

513
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 1: so again yeah bye bye foes so bisexual to talk,

514
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 1: so crap eyewears but like flat brick and and she

515
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Speaker 1: has a lamp like like like just tied onto her

516
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 1: backpack Like that's so messy by to be like I'm

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Speaker 1: carrying a rund this like target lamp with me, it's

518
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 1: like just let the leave the lamp. But then like

519
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 1: vintage knapsack, and then Chinese food is just being so

520
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 1: Sharman bear and like just toilet paper and it's just

521
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 1: so like brothers so nasty, like ready to ship. And

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00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 1: then the other one has like a pom pom like

523
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Speaker 1: golf hat, brella, a guitar and like a vintage suitcase

524
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 1: and it's already kind of like ten paces ahead of

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Speaker 1: them and it's like ready to So it's kind of

526
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 1: like hot thin straight girl's sister. She's a cool straight

527
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Speaker 1: girl with like a hot boyfriend and they live up state,

528
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Speaker 1: so she builds her own house. She is like full

529
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Speaker 1: annoying Hudson girl who just like builds her own house. Um.

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00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 1: Georgie used clay to frame windows and doors, and stone

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Speaker 1: for the walls and bamboo for the floors, so she

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00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 1: has this just like alto. I know, bamboo flooring is

533
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 1: like more eco, but when you mop bamboo flooring, like

534
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 1: it looks so dirty two seconds after it because like

535
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 1: imprints are all over the floor and it looks so smudgy. Wow. Okay,

536
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 1: so the bamboo actually like absorbs too much of like

537
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 1: whatever it comes into contact with too sensitive and so

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00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 1: you can kind of see it everywhere. Interesting and just

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00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 1: that's a note. I mean again, I know Hardward is expensive,

540
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 1: and you know you want to be eken well, I think,

541
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,480
Speaker 1: especially like if you're Georgie. Like she's trying to only

542
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 1: use like, you know, get local materials. So she's getting

543
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 1: local Hudson bamboo and like she obviously is using some

544
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:44,280
Speaker 1: pine for the doorframe. Oh no, shorts use clay. So

545
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 1: actually there's not even wood in this house. There's just clay. Well,

546
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 1: bamboo is wood, I guess, but like clay stone and bamboo.

547
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 1: And she's like measuring a bush, which is so random.

548
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 1: She's not a logger. She also topiaria of a pig

549
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 1: like in front of her house. No, obviously, this bitch

550
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 1: was like the most like has five instagrams, one for

551
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 1: her ceramics, one for building the house, one for her

552
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 1: personal and one for her dog. Yep, yep, so fucking accurate.

553
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,479
Speaker 1: So then she like tricks the wolf into doing all

554
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 1: this shit and it's like, let's meet at this apple

555
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 1: orchard and then like but then she gets the orchard

556
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 1: like even earlier, and then she's like, oh sorry, I

557
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,960
Speaker 1: got there at six you can ask mister rooster waking

558
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 1: up early as an energy booster. And now she's been

559
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 1: like insanely smug about the fact that she's like, I

560
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 1: get up so early, and I work so hard, and

561
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 1: it's so like five like Habits of Millionaires one all

562
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 1: millionaires wake up. She's so Georgie Peterson book. So then

563
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 1: she's like, let's get our tomatoes. And then and then

564
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 1: like big bisk kind of wolf is like, okay, we'll

565
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 1: meet well, I'll come pick tomatoes with you, and then

566
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 1: he goes and she's not there. She's like, oh, sorry, wolf,

567
00:32:57,960 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 1: won't you get off of my lawn? I picked I

568
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 1: got up and pick my tomatoes at dawn. I'm like

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00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 1: the wolf actually, now is this like forest lesbian who

570
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 1: thinks they're dating the look the upstate the upstate pick

571
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 1: and it's like okay, oh, I'll go tomato hunting with you.

572
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 1: And it's like showing up at this field to meet

573
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 1: up with this like kind of just like foogie straight girl.

574
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 1: And then just like she's like, sorry, I actually already

575
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 1: got my tomatoes, already picked them, and the wolf was like, oh,

576
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 1: apples tomorrow. She's like yeah, text me, and like, isn't

577
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 1: mentioning her boyfriend, because like she knows what she's doing,

578
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 1: and she knows she's like leading on this lesbian wolf,

579
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 1: absolutely leading on the lesbian wolf. And then this is

580
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 1: what it was a little sick and twisted of now,

581
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 1: because the original story of this is that the wolf

582
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 1: gets boiled and dies that way. And the recipe drawn

583
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 1: out for this tomato soup is like two pounds of tomatoes,

584
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 1: butter and one wolf. Oh okay, I'm seeing this now. Yeah,

585
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 1: So the recipe literally says you need a wolf to

586
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 1: make this soup and then the wolf. So they do

587
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 1: do the whole boiling thing, and the wolf, She's like,

588
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 1: come in and it comes to the chimney and then

589
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 1: then it drops in the boiling water. But then there's

590
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 1: a dry of the wolf just kind of being burned

591
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 1: and jumping out because I feel like Natalie was like,

592
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:24,319
Speaker 1: it's a little too dark to like these pigs eat

593
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 1: this wolf stew. And then if you will wolf spot,

594
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:33,279
Speaker 1: I would love some wolf spato. So the wolf bounces,

595
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 1: and then the moral of the story is waking up

596
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,759
Speaker 1: early and working much harder makes a pig stronger and

597
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 1: safer and smarter. It's like okay, Ben Franklin. And then

598
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 1: the siblings, which again is also so Mike Lindell that

599
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:48,320
Speaker 1: like all these like nasty pigs have moved in with

600
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 1: their they're one successful sister who did build a house

601
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:54,840
Speaker 1: and they're having this non wolf pie and like the

602
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,800
Speaker 1: Skunk and the champ are freeloaders and they're also living.

603
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,759
Speaker 1: But you know she has the space. She has the space.

604
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 1: She certainly does. That's why she bought it. And when

605
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:03,879
Speaker 1: she bought that house, she was like, yeah, I want

606
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 1: all my friends up, and then is a little bit

607
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 1: once they are up, she's like, I mean, this is

608
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 1: the classic you say you want all these bedrooms and

609
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 1: then people come over and you're like, wait, sorry, I

610
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:20,360
Speaker 1: actually and then they're like, I just want some me time.

611
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 1: What had I feel like we overheard an old person

612
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 1: talk about their second home and they were just being

613
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 1: so like the cheets couldn't even have time to dry.

614
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 1: We did hear that's this weekend of Boomer was saying

615
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 1: it's about her her South Carolina home spirit spirit. What

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00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 1: we're calling the Final Fable, that what we're calling the

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00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 1: third fable of the Third and Final Fable in this

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00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 1: amazing book Time Flies. When you're reading fables, it's city

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Speaker 1: mouse and cut her A lot to unpack here. So

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Speaker 1: I will say this for me was not a part

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Speaker 1: of my childhood. I never remember reading this fable or

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00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:01,840
Speaker 1: hearing about it. I don't know if you did. I

623
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 1: think I heard the term country mouse and city mouse

624
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,320
Speaker 1: a lot, but I never heard the fable of it.

625
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 1: Like you hear people all the time be like, oh,

626
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 1: he's a country mouse. I say that about friend of

627
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 1: the pod Sam all the time. That's so funny. I

628
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 1: was a country mouse. Literally about to say, because not

629
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 1: to put him on blast, but when he come over

630
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:23,799
Speaker 1: in high school and take the old commuter rail, then

631
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Speaker 1: you know I would meet him at the train station

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00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 1: because he was a country mouse and he didn't know

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00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,399
Speaker 1: the cool red lot, the ways of the red line. Oh,

634
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,760
Speaker 1: I say, you needed to help him through the city

635
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 1: because he was like scared of all the pushers. Yeah,

636
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:41,400
Speaker 1: the pushers and the shakers and the players and the businessman.

637
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 1: So yeah, Sam as a country mouse, and I would say,

638
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:48,839
Speaker 1: we are city mice. So this is maybe the most

639
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 1: judgmental out of the fables. It's really crazy because it's

640
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: like what nollypartment you live in la It's like she's okay,

641
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:59,280
Speaker 1: So I'm sure she's someone who has multiple city ness,

642
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 1: a lot of nests, so like she I don't know

643
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 1: if how this convers the original, but this book is

644
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 1: basically this fable's like the country mouse like goes to

645
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:11,320
Speaker 1: visit his city mouse cousin at the city mouse's invitation,

646
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 1: and is like sees like the city mouse's fabulous, glamorous

647
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:20,279
Speaker 1: life full of chandeliers and wine, and the city mouse

648
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:23,400
Speaker 1: is like, look at my diamonds, look at my goals,

649
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:26,319
Speaker 1: and then and like lives in a skyscraper and then

650
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,319
Speaker 1: like invites you know, their cousin out to go out

651
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 1: with all their friends. And they go to the club

652
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:34,360
Speaker 1: and there amazing music. There's the peacock and the snake

653
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:40,520
Speaker 1: and the rhino and this very diverse size diverse racially

654
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 1: size gender and then this sort of tragedy happens. But

655
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,719
Speaker 1: suddenly cats started into the room and fear filled the

656
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 1: air with a sense of great doom. Cats said, you're

657
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,799
Speaker 1: eating my odds and my ends. Now I will eat

658
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,919
Speaker 1: you and then all of your friends. I'm out, said

659
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:03,279
Speaker 1: the peacock. I'm not into danger. Rhino said, friends, No,

660
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:08,319
Speaker 1: we're practically strangers. The Ermine girls said, don't eat us,

661
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,840
Speaker 1: cat fleas. We're just here for goodie bags and the

662
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:14,280
Speaker 1: great cheese. So basically everyone is like a fair bouncing

663
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,439
Speaker 1: fucking fair weather friends. You know. It's like, oh yeah,

664
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 1: they're club friends. Okay, Yeah, it's all fun at the

665
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:25,840
Speaker 1: club when there's no a round. And also, I was

666
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 1: I was taken out of this fable of the city

667
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 1: mouse and the country mouse and the fair was front

668
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 1: because it's anti cat. Yeah, and it's this big orange

669
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:38,239
Speaker 1: cat swiping and eating. It's like you're leading need to

670
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:41,800
Speaker 1: believe that an ermine, a peacock, a snake, a rhino,

671
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 1: and a mouse are all hanging out. The snake's not

672
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 1: eating the mouse, the rhino is not eating the peacock,

673
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 1: and yet the cat's going to come through, and the

674
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 1: cat is the only enemy to all of these animals.

675
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 1: A rhino would eat a house cat in a second.

676
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:58,760
Speaker 1: You would eat anybody. Oh no, the big bad tabby.

677
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 1: Maybe I knowes are like herbivores, but whatever, like they're

678
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:09,360
Speaker 1: scary whatever Natalie like, And I'm sure I feel like

679
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 1: Natalie is just so dog and it's like I'm actually cats. Okay,

680
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 1: they are herbivores, so they probably wouldn't need a peacock,

681
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:19,800
Speaker 1: but like still they have that horn. But sometimes snakes

682
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 1: even eat cats. Yeah, I mean snakes will eat anything.

683
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:29,400
Speaker 1: Snakes are actually evil yeah, um, so yeah, it's this

684
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 1: book is anti cat. And then so then the country mouse,

685
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:34,839
Speaker 1: the city mouse, like you know, is abandoned by all

686
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:37,760
Speaker 1: her quote unquote real friends, goes to the country Mouse's

687
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 1: house and like, oh, everyone is so not even yet.

688
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,800
Speaker 1: I mean, the country mouse is like, come escape with me.

689
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 1: So I really say it's this heroic of saving the

690
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:50,920
Speaker 1: city mouse, and they like get on the grayhound or

691
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:54,280
Speaker 1: and we're back to Hudson with the fucking miss Piggy

692
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 1: and her totiari and her stone clay bamboo floors and

693
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:01,840
Speaker 1: her boyfriend and then the like fucking like sad wolf

694
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 1: lesbian who's in love with like foote pig and they're

695
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 1: and like everyone's like sharing meals and having potlugs and

696
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 1: hanging and their stars and doing so many like axoring

697
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:15,279
Speaker 1: activities and like doing marathons and kayaks and everyone loves

698
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:18,360
Speaker 1: each other. And it's like you're just saying, like people

699
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 1: are friendly Europe state. Actually, but here's and here's what

700
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:24,239
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, and like, and yes, we can all

701
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:26,720
Speaker 1: have like a wonderful time being off our phones away

702
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,960
Speaker 1: from the just like you know, the like the power

703
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,440
Speaker 1: hierarchies of New York City and you know, and the

704
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 1: social climbing of it all and friends is a real thing.

705
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 1: But here's what I want to say. It's like, so

706
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 1: they're all hanging out, they're laughing, sitting on tree strumps.

707
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 1: What are they laughing about? What are they talking about?

708
00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 1: Are they talking about the latest magazine article they read,

709
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,839
Speaker 1: the latest podcast, they heard, the latest TV show they

710
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:53,920
Speaker 1: watched the latest searing piece of cultural criticism, or like

711
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 1: new political idea that's like sifting in to the like

712
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 1: into the political imagination of like. And guess where these

713
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:03,400
Speaker 1: ideas and that art and that culture that media comes fair, friends,

714
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 1: the city. It comes from the city. Also, how nasty

715
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 1: potluck is this? Doe brought some beans, sheep brought his grapes.

716
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 1: Pumpkins and melons were brought by the apes. And it's

717
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 1: this like pumpkin grape stir fry that they're like this

718
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 1: nasty queer potluck. No thank you, No, I know, And

719
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:25,359
Speaker 1: it's kind of like, well, actually, City Mouse, maybe you're

720
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 1: the fair weather friend bringing all your friends to this

721
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:31,320
Speaker 1: And again I'm pro cat, but like cat this house

722
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:35,400
Speaker 1: with this crazy cat. Yeah exactly, And you knew the

723
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 1: cat was going to be there. And I feel like

724
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,360
Speaker 1: they just wanted to show off to their cousin that

725
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 1: they had some many cool friends. So they're like come

726
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 1: over in this way when some people are like, come

727
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 1: over to my apartment because they have to. You know,

728
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:49,400
Speaker 1: you want to prove I mean, as all hosting is,

729
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:52,000
Speaker 1: you know, you want to prove you have an amazing coom. Yeah.

730
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 1: I mean, now I'm wondering. So I asked someone who

731
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:57,319
Speaker 1: did have a dinner party last week, my famous Tina Brown.

732
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 1: I haven't even heard about dinner, which I will be

733
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 1: talking about in the VIP lounge. Oh yeah. I feel

734
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:11,320
Speaker 1: like if some tragedy had struck, I'm like, would everybody

735
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 1: have like totally bounced. I kind of feel like no,

736
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:17,840
Speaker 1: that they would have banded together and we would have

737
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 1: taken up arms and we would have fought the invaders

738
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 1: or what have you. Well, like, what kind of tragedy

739
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 1: do you think It's like if there was a grease

740
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 1: fire would like people like help by putting up the

741
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 1: fire or just leave, or like an actual intruder. I

742
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 1: guess if there were an intruder, I think this is

743
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 1: a really interesting question. Yeah, what would happen? Because I

744
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:39,800
Speaker 1: feel like you were being City Mouse. You wanted this

745
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 1: team and a broad at a party of like intellectuals

746
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 1: and like different people who weren't all best friends with

747
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 1: each other. So in that way, I feel like I

748
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 1: definitely feel like City Mouse was having like Rhino Snake,

749
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:57,799
Speaker 1: Like I don't feel like Rhino Snakepotamus or hung out

750
00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 1: every single night. I feel like it was like, Oh,

751
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 1: my cousin's coming over, Like I really want to show

752
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 1: my cousin a good time, so I'm gonna invite like

753
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:06,719
Speaker 1: my coolest friends over. But I also don't understand, like

754
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 1: why didn't they all leave? Why was it them leaving

755
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,360
Speaker 1: a sign of there being bad friends? Like why weren't

756
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:15,279
Speaker 1: they just like let's all actually go. Yeah, No, it

757
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,479
Speaker 1: doesn't make sense because again because it's like, well, city

758
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:21,400
Speaker 1: Mounts also left, so just because like Snake left, but

759
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 1: City Mouse also left. So and like I think that

760
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 1: my dinner party friends in that context would have been

761
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 1: like you know, what like, let's go to a bar,

762
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 1: Like yes, I totally think that would happen, like or

763
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 1: maybe there would have been like two groups and like

764
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:35,960
Speaker 1: there would have been some people who were like, Wow,

765
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:38,279
Speaker 1: this night was really crazy, we need to go home

766
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 1: and kind of decompressed, thank you, and then some people

767
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:41,239
Speaker 1: would have been like, you know what, let's go to

768
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:43,520
Speaker 1: a bar together, and like, yeah, I feel like four

769
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:45,320
Speaker 1: people have gotten to like god as year and been like,

770
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:47,920
Speaker 1: let's we all need a drink. Okay, It's all just

771
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:49,840
Speaker 1: like and then someone would like call an uber and

772
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,319
Speaker 1: be like I, yeah, that was a lot, and I've

773
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:54,399
Speaker 1: worked tomorrow and I'll reveal who I think that uber

774
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:56,759
Speaker 1: girls would have been on the viv last Yeah, and

775
00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 1: you your Sea club kids, because I am CE. Hey

776
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 1: club kids. Here's a sneak preview of this week's vip

777
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 1: Lounge where we discuss passport hacks, dining at ball Fazzar alone,

778
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 1: and my infamous Tina Brown dinner party. To hear the

779
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 1: whole episode, go to Patreon, dot com, slash CBC the pod.

780
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 1: Just I actually I don't think I've had future GM,

781
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 1: but I just want to also shout out to myself

782
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 1: for three hours in the car of us talking about

783
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:30,399
Speaker 1: this dinner party two days before and that emotional labor Oh,

784
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 1: helping me plant but not being invited. Yes, exactly, So No,

785
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,440
Speaker 1: you did a lot of work and there's still more

786
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:40,399
Speaker 1: to discuss. Yeah, it's kind of like like how much

787
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:44,440
Speaker 1: process saying? You know, anyone do about it? And you know,

788
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:47,480
Speaker 1: subscribe on patreon dot com slash CBC the pod to

789
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:50,439
Speaker 1: get more content like that every single week for only

790
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:57,839
Speaker 1: five dollars a month, three little little segments. What does

791
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:00,799
Speaker 1: she eat? What does she wear? How does she live?

792
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:05,760
Speaker 1: So I think that she is a vegetarian and maybe vegan.

793
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 1: She's definitely a vegetarian, and she's kocher because she's so Jewish. Yeah,

794
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 1: but don't she think like then she is like having

795
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:17,360
Speaker 1: a I think she is wrote vegetrian mostly but like

796
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:22,439
Speaker 1: roast chicken sometimes. Yeah, because she does seem pretty alice

797
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:26,400
Speaker 1: in Roman like Mediterranean diet. Um. Yeah, although she's pretty

798
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:29,359
Speaker 1: high and mighty. She's obviously on an extremely high horse.

799
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 1: I feel like she wouldn't like break the rules because

800
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:39,720
Speaker 1: she believes that getting up early is like really important, right, Okay,

801
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:43,319
Speaker 1: not to cheat, but you're totally right and even more right,

802
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 1: because she's vegan. Oh my god, Okay, she's ultimate rules.

803
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:50,320
Speaker 1: So she's yeah, so she's like hum mess and satan

804
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:54,160
Speaker 1: and tofu and so right. I feel like it's like

805
00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 1: she's avocado toast, she's hum mess, she's s thing. Girl,

806
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 1: it's hummas, it's zucchini. It's like butternut squash. I do.

807
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 1: Butternut squash is like an indulgence, I think, and I

808
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 1: do think eating is a bit of a chore for her.

809
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 1: I don't think she does not wants thrilled by it.

810
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 1: And it's kind of like and I think she's when

811
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 1: you said Audrey happen in the beginning, I remember reading

812
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:18,839
Speaker 1: this thing about Audrey Hepburn cooking elaborate meals and then

813
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 1: not eating them. So it kind of like you get

814
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 1: the smell and it like looks like you're being involved

815
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:25,839
Speaker 1: with food, but you're not. Like I could see her

816
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 1: whipping up such a feast for her kids and then

817
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 1: just kind of like picking picking at a feast. Um,

818
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 1: what does she wear now? I feel like she's so

819
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 1: like expensive jeans that are a little bit tapered and

820
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 1: really like light white tank top, so like Madewell. Yeah,

821
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 1: but like expensive more expensive. Well, it's just funny that

822
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 1: she like as I was like saying that she's the

823
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 1: most influential like character in style history, and now her

824
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:01,120
Speaker 1: style is like almost born celebrity style and like the

825
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 1: most like which wears a lot of dusk that like

826
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 1: that color. It would be like us weekly doing like

827
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:11,479
Speaker 1: celebrities and dusk. And it's like kind of like looking

828
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:16,080
Speaker 1: over the shoulder being like, m I'm in dusk, or

829
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:18,880
Speaker 1: like yeah, like you know when she is red carpet.

830
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 1: It's also very like classic gown she does like I

831
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 1: mean she again she's a little wife like she does

832
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:25,920
Speaker 1: like the little breakfast Tiffany's silhouette, and she is kind

833
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 1: of sometimes wearing like that little like corset it at

834
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:32,960
Speaker 1: the waist um with a little skirt vibe um. She

835
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:36,359
Speaker 1: looks she looks good. Oh, she looks good. Yes, I'd

836
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:39,760
Speaker 1: hit it. But she's also because funny she's married. She's

837
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 1: a spinna and she married her the dancer Black Swan,

838
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 1: So I kind of like and to me that is

839
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,600
Speaker 1: a little bit like when you go into character and

840
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 1: never come out. It's kind of like the methiness of it. Well,

841
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:54,440
Speaker 1: I think that also solidified her really I mean she

842
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:56,880
Speaker 1: won the Oscar, so it's like holding on winning your Oscar.

843
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Speaker 1: That's winning your oscar, and you mary the Oscar. Yeah,

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00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 1: she literally married the Oscar. And so she's gonna stay

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Speaker 1: in kind of like dancer clothes forever. And I feel

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Speaker 1: like they're just kind of shirts small semi pretty stressed parents.

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Speaker 1: And she's very like beyond the Kristen Bell, like you

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Speaker 1: never see my kids, and she dedicates this to her kids,

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00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 1: but it's just like a drawing for kids in the back. No,

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Speaker 1: she's not like posting a photo with like there with

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Speaker 1: like an emoji over their face. She's yeah, not even

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Speaker 1: christ style. I feel like she's just like they're hidden

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Speaker 1: in cars and private schools. And but I think that's

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Speaker 1: the thing what we've actually learned in this paparazas society.

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Speaker 1: When you see celebrity kids, it's because celebrities want you

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Speaker 1: to see their kids, so true, because they want you

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Speaker 1: to like think about them as a parent, and that's

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Speaker 1: like good for their brand. And right, I think it's

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Speaker 1: a movie easier than we think to hide the kids. Okay,

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Speaker 1: who are you in? Well, you know, how does she live?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I think I'm so excited to get

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Speaker 1: back to the animal kingdom, which which lesbian pig am.

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Speaker 1: I this is why I need to watch Star Wars. Okay,

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Speaker 1: how does she live? Okay, here's my question. Is she

865
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:14,319
Speaker 1: like actually so like Upper west Side and like there's

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Speaker 1: so much like dark, like antique clocks and like old maidels,

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Speaker 1: crystals and paintings, and like jewel tone sofas and like

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Speaker 1: oriental Persian rugs, Oriental rugs. I feel like it's a

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00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:31,719
Speaker 1: mix of Nancy Meyer and Upper west Side Oriental rug So.

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Speaker 1: There are cream couches, perfect, yeah, a little bit of

871
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Speaker 1: cream couches, Persian rugs. I don't know why I'm happening.

872
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 1: Is she like so like really like boring gallery wall

873
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Speaker 1: of black and white photos in like white frames, or

874
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 1: is like I think it's one big photo, one big

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Speaker 1: photo in this like kind of like like gay like cheesy. No,

876
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Speaker 1: like she bought it like advised, not like so gay.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a little more like I'm a girl

878
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Speaker 1: who love's photography. There's no way that isn't like so Michael.

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Speaker 1: Course I may have the big like Fritz photo just

880
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 1: like it's so glam and it's like a guy. I

881
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Speaker 1: don't think. I don't think it's one big photo of

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Speaker 1: a grander by the pool. I'm not saying no. I

883
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Speaker 1: was thinking it's a little more dancer. Oh you know what,

884
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:25,760
Speaker 1: I feel like she is framed alvan Elle vintage Alvanelli poster. Wow, Okay,

885
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:28,919
Speaker 1: that's pretty chic. I kind of don't think that. Okay,

886
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 1: here's what I'm thinking now. I actually think it's more Mediterranean.

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Speaker 1: I was, I was having visions. I was having a

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Speaker 1: premonition of Mediterranean. I had. It came to me in

889
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Speaker 1: a dreat. It came to me, no, no, no, I

890
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 1: can totally see you walk in. It's this terra cotta

891
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Speaker 1: tile and like there's actually not a lot of art

892
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Speaker 1: in the walls. And maybe it's like iron wrought irons

893
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 1: above the island. Yeah wow, guns, And it's so man

894
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Speaker 1: in the iron mask Okay. And then it's lower lower

895
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:08,399
Speaker 1: end of bed, absolutely lower end of bed. Because they're

896
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Speaker 1: two small people. They're they're not climbing up on a ladder.

897
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:15,880
Speaker 1: And I feel like her kids are like simple Scandinavian rooms.

898
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 1: I do think that her kids. I think that there

899
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:22,919
Speaker 1: is a like that expensive tep in one of them. Yes,

900
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 1: so you're always cleaning, and I think in the other

901
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:28,319
Speaker 1: and like it is very that that insanely like maybe

902
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:29,839
Speaker 1: it is a little bit more that art collector's house.

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Speaker 1: We went to that one time in like Brooklyn Slope

904
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:33,759
Speaker 1: and like who had like the kid's room had like

905
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 1: the insane car and it's like yet and remember the

906
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 1: daughter was the most curated feminist twelve year old where

907
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:43,640
Speaker 1: it was just all these like I'm with her and

908
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 1: eleanor Roosevelt, like fake nailed to the wall like but

909
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:49,360
Speaker 1: it was like in the most curated way of like

910
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:51,920
Speaker 1: as if they were scraps, but like done by a designer.

911
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 1: It was very like crazy teen vogue room and the

912
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 1: boys room was like fun, but it still was climbing Jim,

913
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:00,760
Speaker 1: because I feel like she is still get the kids outside,

914
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 1: like off screens, so there probably is like ladders and hoops,

915
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:07,400
Speaker 1: but it still is like there's a lot of Danish

916
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Speaker 1: hoops in her coats room and that's on period sist

917
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Speaker 1: Mediterranean Danish ladders. Low bad No photo called it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: who are you in the buck? Which lesbian pick? Are you? Um?

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Speaker 1: I think I'm Chinese food. Yeah, because I'm building a

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Speaker 1: househop because I remain and you would order noodles every

921
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Speaker 1: night if you if I could, do you think I'm

922
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Speaker 1: this little penguin duo at the party at the first

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Speaker 1: the just because they're both they're kind of like a

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Speaker 1: but also like I am city Mouse, I guess I

926
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Speaker 1: feel like you're just city Mouse. You literally are like

927
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Speaker 1: you guys, my friend from Francis coming over. We need

928
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 1: to have this like curated party. And part of the

929
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Speaker 1: reason I got so like emotional in that earlier segment,

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Speaker 1: it is because I realized that like I am city Mouse,

931
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Speaker 1: and my like friends are fair with their friends and

932
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Speaker 1: they are yeah, and you were like uman. And also

933
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Speaker 1: it's like, what's even more that you being city Mouse

934
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Speaker 1: is um You would have that same reaction after like

935
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Speaker 1: having a scare in your city. If you went upstate,

936
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Speaker 1: you would just be like, I'm actually changed. I quit Twitter,

937
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Speaker 1: Like you don't know, you don't get it how amazing

938
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Speaker 1: it is to turn off your phone and like be

939
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:41,680
Speaker 1: in Vermont. It's actually amazing. Literally, So okay, okay, huh, Natalie,

940
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Speaker 1: you know you've definitely given us a lot to chew

941
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 1: on with your fables. Absolutely. Um, I encourage you, Natalie,

942
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:52,879
Speaker 1: if you were to run another children's boat, to push

943
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:56,680
Speaker 1: a little harder. Yeah, and look inward. I know you

944
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:59,720
Speaker 1: have more creative juices and a lot to say, probably,

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Speaker 1: but I don't know, you know what. And I do

946
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 1: like she don't think she has a lot to say. Sorry, yeah,

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00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:08,959
Speaker 1: I did that back. I don't. I give this book

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00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 1: like two and a half tomato bisks out of five

949
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:15,920
Speaker 1: because I'm a little bit like I don't actually love

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Speaker 1: fantastical novel rather than about a novel about like pigs

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Speaker 1: eating Chinese food. I'm giving this one wolf out of

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Speaker 1: five wolves. I just think it's really uncreative that she

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Speaker 1: you know, it's like, how okay we do there should

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Speaker 1: be yes five wolves. I'm like the Graham stop. I

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Speaker 1: wanted it to like either be like more modern modernized,

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Speaker 1: and also I don't know, it's like when Elise and

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962
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:56,400
Speaker 1: thing is you can't fuck up a buffalo wing recipe,

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00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:58,560
Speaker 1: so I'm not going to and just like gave the

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