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Speaker 1: I just found out my fiance is a liar, but

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Speaker 1: I'm supposed to marry her in two weeks.

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Speaker 2: Take a government issued vacation. Yeah time, ye think about it.

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Speaker 1: I literally need to get this off my chest. Feel

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Speaker 3: Also, sorry to preface, this is a three part series.

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Speaker 1: Oh three parts. Oh jeez, that's a lot. It's a lot.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be big, you say, fire.

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Speaker 2: Oh god.

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Speaker 1: Someone on Instagram was like, hey, I love your fire streams.

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Speaker 1: This is not what I meant. Also, we are safe

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Speaker 1: from the fire Santa Monica, not close enough to.

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Speaker 3: They have to get through the whole city of Santa Monica.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, to get to us. That's because we're standing on

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Speaker 1: the front line.

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Speaker 3: That's right, Well technically in the back.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, back lines. Yeah, but our heart's in the front line.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, to everyone who's affected by the fire, hearts are

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Speaker 1: out to you, including us. So I guess heart with us.

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Speaker 3: We're working on a track, okay.

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Speaker 1: Anyway. My fiance is Sarah twenty eight female, and I

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Speaker 1: thirty four male, have known each other for about six years,

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Speaker 1: engaged for one Our wedding is scheduled to take place

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Speaker 1: in just two weeks and I just witnessed something that

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Speaker 1: is making me feel like I am making the biggest mistake.

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Speaker 2: Of my life. Stop teasing me, Opie.

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Speaker 1: By the way, this comes from one top three nine

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Speaker 1: three four hold up our slash Okay, storytime, suffer at it.

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Speaker 1: So tonight Sarah and I were taking a rare opportunity

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Speaker 1: to relax at home. Sarah was in the kitchen making

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Speaker 1: my projects. We live on acreage. Oh, on an acreage,

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Speaker 1: so they got some land land, and I am building

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Speaker 1: a pagoda slash fire pit. Wow, insensitive in the backyard

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Speaker 1: that we were planning on using this.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know what that is. I don't know

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Speaker 2: what a fire pit is known them. I walked into

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Speaker 1: Anyway, as you do when you're doing heavy labor, I

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Speaker 1: When I see Sarah at the counter preparing dinner and

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Speaker 1: talking on speakerphone. Okay, I recognize the voice instantly as

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Speaker 1: my brother in law Marty. So that is her brother.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's an icy you. What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: What what I see you? What I see you? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Wait, she's talking to her brother in law.

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Speaker 1: In law. Well, it's his brother in law, her brother brother. Okay,

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Speaker 1: never mind, no, y'all, y'all are too reddited to u

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Speaker 3: You never know.

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Speaker 2: Yea.

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Speaker 1: They live on an acred It could be the deep,

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Speaker 1: the deep country deep anyway. Now this is where my

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Speaker 1: brain gets totally twisted. Marty asks Sarah where her sister

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Speaker 1: with her and she's not answering texts. And I hear

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Speaker 1: Sarah say to him, just left here. She should be

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Speaker 1: home in a half hour or so. I see you.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to hear I see you?

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Speaker 2: Please?

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Speaker 1: I see you. Sarah is covering for Evelyn's cheating boom.

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Speaker 2: And Evelyn's relation to the fiance Evelyn. Is she the

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Speaker 2: sister in last.

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Speaker 1: Of she yeah, yeah, so Evelyn would be his sister

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Speaker 1: in law to Op and then Sarah's sister. So Sarah's

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Speaker 1: married to OPI Sarah has a brother, Marty, Sarah has

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Speaker 1: So I feel like I'm gonna be sharp top of

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Speaker 1: the world, be sharp for this one anyway, it should

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Speaker 1: be noted. Take note the Evelyn is Marty's wife.

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Speaker 4: Oh, Evelyn is Marty's once, so really quick, really quick

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Speaker 4: readjusting the family tree.

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Speaker 1: So's the white board.

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Speaker 4: Sarah is Opie's fiance, Marty is Sarah's brother in law,

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Speaker 4: and Evelyn is Sarah's sister.

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Speaker 1: There we go. We're getting the white board out for

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Speaker 1: this one, y'all? All right? Is everyone on full comprehension? Well,

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Speaker 1: Sam is one of those three way light bulbs getting

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Speaker 1: a three way.

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Speaker 2: Give me one more time, final pop quiz test for you?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: So we got op yep married to Sarah. Sarah has

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Speaker 1: a sister, Evelyn, who is married to Marty, not her.

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Speaker 1: Sarah just said, oh, Evelyn's gonna be home and like

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Speaker 1: be covering for Evelyn's cheating. There we go, There we go,

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Speaker 1: There we go. So Kelsey Hoff, Nope, I'm confused, a

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Speaker 1: f what do you mean? I just explained it perfectly,

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Speaker 1: and John has a white board.

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Speaker 3: If John can figure it out.

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Speaker 2: I'm still confused.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean? Are you actually confused?

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Speaker 2: Oh, he's married to Sarah, yes, right, and so Opie's

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Speaker 2: a guy. Yeah. And then Evelyn is married to Marty yep.

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Speaker 2: And Sarah has a sister, Evelyn. Sarah has a sister, Evelyn. Yes, right, sisters,

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Speaker 2: there we go. All right, we're here, We're here, We've

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Speaker 2: keep rolling. Should be noted that Evelyn is Marty's wife

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Speaker 2: of five years. I have to admit that I didn't

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Speaker 2: for Evie. I see her texting, and I asked, what

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Speaker 1: The noggin is turning mine, is it? Bro? You got

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Speaker 1: your brain's on that whiteboard.

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Speaker 2: That's all here.

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Speaker 4: It's all you need, It's all you need. It's me,

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Speaker 4: Nanny says I'm so confused. What do you mean we

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Speaker 4: just explain it? Someone fill in nanny? Is that not

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Speaker 2: It's the question, is that right?

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Speaker 4: Hey?

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Speaker 2: Hey, this is really legible. Is the suspicion that Sarah

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Speaker 2: is hooking up with Marty?

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Speaker 4: Now? John? The suspicion is Sarah just said that Evelyn

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Speaker 1: Evelyn was not over at their place. Marty was looking

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Speaker 2: I'm now a full comprehension.

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Speaker 1: Let's go, Let's go, Jelly Bay says a bingo. John.

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Speaker 1: It's his favorite game, loves to play it on Saturdays.

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Speaker 1: That's at the home.

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Speaker 2: My old, cold, decrepit life. Bingo.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, first Off, I heard Sarah tell Marty that Evelyn

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Speaker 1: on some last minute wedding decoration stuff with Sarah. Secondly,

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Speaker 1: I distinctly heard Marty that Evelyn wasn't answering her texts,

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Speaker 1: Why she ain't answering her response? We're spone? Respond Lastly,

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Speaker 1: why the heck would she tell Marty the Evelyn will

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Speaker 1: either knows where she is and why did she lie,

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Speaker 1: or she is right now in front of me texting

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Speaker 2: That sounds likely.

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Speaker 1: The only conclusion, my friends the jury, that I came

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Speaker 1: wanting Evie that Marty will.

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Speaker 4: Expect her hope in half an hour. There's conclusion collusion, collusion,

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Speaker 4: Your honor, mad colluded. Over here, it's mad colluded. I

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Speaker 4: then spent probably the next five hours concocting various explanations

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Speaker 4: wanted really, really, really, really really badly to ask Sarah

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Speaker 1: Then I doubted I'd ever get a straight answer. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know why? Why because she a liar. Dude, lie

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Speaker 1: to your own partner, and a liar knows what lies,

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Speaker 2: That's right. They know the truth, but I'm not telling it. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's for sure.

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Speaker 1: I mean to tell a good lie, you kind of

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Speaker 2: You can't lie unless you know the truth.

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Speaker 3: That's true. Every lie does have a little truth.

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Speaker 1: To it, and every truth has a little lie in it.

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Speaker 2: My brain is so blown It's just this is all

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Speaker 1: Anyway.

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Speaker 2: I think blew his brains.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, like he's blown it, Like he got blown by

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Speaker 1: Well, which brings me to about an hour ago. I

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Speaker 1: I couldn't resist the urge to check Sarah's phone. Oh,

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Speaker 1: the relationship is eroding in front of us. What do

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Speaker 2: John, always check them and don't respect anyone's privacy.

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Speaker 1: See, that's a lie, that's a lie.

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Speaker 2: Divorce because I know the truth, don't do it behind it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, don't look unless there's probable cause. Probably if like

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Speaker 1: you see a text and it's like hey baby, oh

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Speaker 1: you're so fine and sexy, and you didn't send that

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Speaker 1: That's that's the equivalent of a door being open and

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Speaker 1: say crack? Yeah, you can say crack, Yeah, multiple double crack, crack, crack, crack, yeah, crack.

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Speaker 2: We're safe.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like oh man, crack one.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you can say that.

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Speaker 1: Well, like like like like and I'm putting on my salad,

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Speaker 1: oh like walnut yeah, wellnut, Yeah, we're there. You go Facebook,

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Speaker 1: both know each other's pins, so this wasn't a difficult

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Speaker 1: for about six months with a coworker, and Sarah has

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Speaker 1: been helping Evelyn cover it up for almost that entire time.

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Speaker 2: Oh say it ain't so.

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Speaker 1: I wish I could, but that would be a lot,

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Speaker 1: but we can't.

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Speaker 2: We only tell the truth on this podcast. It's so,

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Speaker 2: it's so, it's so.

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Speaker 1: There are literally hundreds of texts between them discussing it,

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Speaker 1: discussing the coworker, discussing spicy sleep stuff WHOA, really embarrassing

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Speaker 1: things about my brother in law and probably uncharitable, just

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Speaker 1: of it without even batting an eye. Crazy question to you, yep,

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Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta prival scream?

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Speaker 1: I am totally one hundred percent screwed Reddit. I cannot

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Speaker 2: Good question.

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Speaker 1: I can't marry her. I cannot. I could not marry

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Speaker 2: I cannot marry her.

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Speaker 1: That's not the plots I feel like when I ever

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Speaker 2: One fish to fish, redfish, divorce.

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Speaker 1: Fish, yep, divorce those fish. However, I still want to.

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Speaker 1: She's beautiful and fun too, fun and kind, and I

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Speaker 2: Well.

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Speaker 1: Her big headlights, her big headlights. Yep, dude, those are blinded.

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Speaker 1: Those are blinding. You know those will make any man

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Speaker 1: She's never done anything wrong to me, but I just

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Speaker 1: Oh you know, you should break what your engagement.

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Speaker 2: Oohs boom, big facts. Edit.

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Speaker 1: Guys, you don't need to convince me to not marry Sarah.

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Speaker 1: That's obvious. The wedding is off. I'm just trying to

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Speaker 2: Okay, see that bangs, that bangs. I'll give you that one.

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Speaker 1: It's five A. I have work in three hours, and

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Speaker 1: I'm going to take a shower and head into work

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Speaker 1: Thanks to the support of people here, and a big

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Speaker 2: Brother, whoa big Marty. No, no, just kidding, that is

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Speaker 1: Brother. Well, I knew that brother in law. He lives

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Speaker 2: Yeah, don't bring your work home with you. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: I can't do that.

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Speaker 1: I would hate to work in my house.

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Speaker 2: Like I've never seen it. It goes like this pops out.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I feel like when I drink too much coffee,

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, like like post post orgasm quivers.

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Speaker 2: Or dude, even worse, even worse, even worse, bro, what's worse.

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Speaker 1: Than I mean? What's better than that?

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Speaker 2: What's worse and better?

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Speaker 1: What's worse and better than that?

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Speaker 2: What I get?

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Speaker 1: I can't focus or concentrate. I feel like I can't

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Speaker 1: Marty what I know. So I'm did it. I did

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Speaker 1: a silly. I did a silly. Riley, I did a silly.

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Speaker 1: It's getting sticky, A getting sticky. My sister just told

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Speaker 1: me about that song. Which one do I do?

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Speaker 2: We're fixing it, guys, We're sorry. Sam's back in the

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Speaker 2: hot seat. Ladies and gentlemen in a banana, me running

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Speaker 1: It's getting sticky for me.

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Speaker 2: Anything, any drink with more than two hundred milligrams, that's

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Speaker 2: Yeah. But if I stay two hundred Chris cool, clean, Chris,

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Speaker 2: Chris completed.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm just going to take a sick day and

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Speaker 1: If not, I'll call him and track him.

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Speaker 2: Gotcha.

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Speaker 1: Marty is a teacher who is on break right now,

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Speaker 1: and Evelyn works a nine to five like me. So

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Speaker 1: odds are good, this works out. Wish me luck Reddit,

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Wait, well really quick pausing right here, Yes, what

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Speaker 1: and told her, But what do you think about telling

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Speaker 2: You know, we we've of course, have seen this type

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Speaker 2: one of the moves on the chessboard that I think

441
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Speaker 2: is a good option is usually confronting the liar, in

442
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Speaker 2: this case, fiance Sarah and tell her, hey, you've been

443
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Speaker 2: covering this up. I want you to go tell Marty

444
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Speaker 2: or tell Evie to tell Marty.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I will. I feel like it ideally should come from.

446
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,240
Speaker 2: From ev Yeah all yeah, yeah, so maybe actually you could.

447
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,879
Speaker 2: Another good move is you bypass Sarah you deal with

448
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Speaker 2: thought later, but like go straight to Eve and be like, listen,

449
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Speaker 2: I know you've been covering us up for six months.

450
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Speaker 2: Give her the whole rundown and be like, you need

451
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Speaker 2: to tell Marty or I am going to Yeah. I

452
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,879
Speaker 2: think that feels like the best move in this year.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I feel like generally the perpetrator of crime should admit

455
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Speaker 1: to the person. But you know this is this is

456
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Speaker 1: not like the worst thing it does. Yeah, but I

457
00:21:51,119 --> 00:21:54,119
Speaker 1: think what this does do to Op is it just

458
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,480
Speaker 1: involves him in a lot more drama.

459
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Speaker 2: Places the burden on you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just a lot. It's just a lot, you know. Yeah,

461
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,360
Speaker 1: you got your own stuff to figure out, like you

462
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Speaker 1: you got a you got a wedding to cancel it.

463
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Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of give yourself a little

464
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Speaker 1: bit of a break.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree.

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Speaker 1: Also, Mogori says, I started listening since April twenty twenty three,

467
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:15,160
Speaker 1: but only subscribe when you guys went to Paris. Back

468
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:18,600
Speaker 1: then it was like today John Sam and Riley streams.

469
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Speaker 3: Sorry, I am gonna call you out. It took me

470
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Speaker 3: a year to subscribe to us.

471
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Speaker 2: You know what?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

473
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Speaker 2: What the heck?

474
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Speaker 1: We literally say if you love us, like every single time,

475
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Speaker 1: It's true every single time. But we're glad you're here

476
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Speaker 1: with us now.

477
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Speaker 2: Yeah we're so, we're happy.

478
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Speaker 1: We're yeah, yeah, we're happy. We're happy. Just convince all

479
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:40,800
Speaker 1: the other little turds who aren't subscribed to be subscribed

480
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Speaker 1: what you do, and they won't be a turds. They

481
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Speaker 1: won't be a little stink stinker. Thank you little stinkers.

482
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Speaker 2: Anyway.

483
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Speaker 1: Edit five, I think we're getting the Marty up yet.

484
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Speaker 2: I'm ready.

485
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Speaker 1: What do you say? What do you say? What your what?

486
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Speaker 1: You open the door? Marty's like, I'm teaching my children.

487
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Speaker 1: I what do you need? And what do you say?

488
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Speaker 3: Just dould that one president what they did with the

489
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Speaker 3: one president at nine to eleven? Whenever he was teaching

490
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Speaker 3: all the kids, remember that? Whenever?

491
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they whispered in his ear.

492
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Speaker 2: I was a few miles away from there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, did you hear him close? Did you hear him whisper?

494
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Speaker 1: Oh I did, Yeah, he got he's got the plane worked.

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Speaker 1: Did you have your hearing aids back then.

496
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Speaker 2: Or yeah, you know, at five years old, I h

497
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Speaker 2: or four or three?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, one hundred and three. Yeah you gotta yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yep, you know that's around the time. That's right around

500
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Speaker 2: the time he started needing them.

501
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Speaker 1: Crazy that you were that close, that's right, yeah, whispered,

502
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Speaker 1: True story, True story. So got to Marty's house a

503
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Speaker 1: little after ten am. He had just put his daughter

504
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Speaker 1: down for a nap, and we had a long, frankly

505
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Speaker 1: brutal talk in the kitchen. Basically, he suspected this for

506
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Speaker 1: a couple of months now, but Evelyn had been very

507
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Speaker 1: good at covering her tracks, obviously, with the assistance of

508
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Speaker 1: Sarah and a couple of their mutual friends.

509
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Speaker 2: A couple big conspiracy.

510
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Speaker 1: I unfortunately do not have all six months of text messages,

511
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Speaker 1: just a couple dozen screenshots I sent to myself from Sarah's.

512
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,639
Speaker 1: But I gave him what I have and offered to

513
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Speaker 1: help him however I could. I am a field analyst

514
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:09,200
Speaker 1: in the SIU department of a mid size insurer specializing

515
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Speaker 1: in workers compensation. That is freaking specific dobbledy gug jargon.

516
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:17,639
Speaker 1: Really quick, Riley, can you put that in chat and

517
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Speaker 1: ask what company could this person work at? It's a

518
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Speaker 1: compensation fraud. Because I that is so specific, I can't

519
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Speaker 1: imagine there's that many companies.

520
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Speaker 2: But maybe I'm wrong, maybe like all insurance companies have that.

521
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Speaker 1: Possibly I am a field analyst in the SIU department

522
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:37,840
Speaker 1: of a mid size insurer specializing in workers compensation fraud.

523
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Speaker 1: So I know a few things and a few people.

524
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Speaker 1: I am now working from my laptop in my almost

525
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Speaker 1: brother in law's kitchen, trying to salvage whatever I can.

526
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Speaker 1: I'm going to have a talk to Sarah this evening

527
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Speaker 1: and get the word out as I can to my

528
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Speaker 1: friends and family now that I know, I won't screw

529
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Speaker 1: Marty over. So far, I managed to rebook most of

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Speaker 1: the honeymoon, although I had a problem with the ticket

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Speaker 1: because Sarah was flying under her maiden name and our

532
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:05,600
Speaker 1: carrier has a surname rule for name changes. Why is

533
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Speaker 1: she flying under her maiden name?

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Speaker 2: Because that's what I guess. You just booked it as

535
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Speaker 2: what it is now, but it'll be changed. Oh yeah,

536
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:15,800
Speaker 2: it's like I'm John are married, They're not married.

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Speaker 3: He'd work for Liberty Mutual and Trust Financial, CNA, Trust, Chubb,

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Speaker 3: c Chubb.

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Speaker 1: Chubb, any of the insurance all right, so it could

540
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Speaker 1: be anything anyway. They did allow me to cancel and

541
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Speaker 1: get a partial refund and rebooked to my sister, who

542
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Speaker 1: will be accompanying her two brothers and nieces to Florida

543
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Speaker 1: in a couple of weeks. I'm holding off on canceling

544
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Speaker 1: the venues until after I talked to Sarah because I

545
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Speaker 1: don't want to tip anyone off until Marty gets a

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Speaker 1: chance to confront Evelyn. But I will absolutely be letting

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Speaker 1: my family and friends know this afternoon sometime and beg

548
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:51,160
Speaker 1: them to keep it close and basically in a frenzy

549
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,720
Speaker 1: right now canceling stuff I can cancel, and I'm heading

550
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Speaker 1: down to the bank and if you to open a

551
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:59,280
Speaker 1: new account and get my bills slash pay sorted out

552
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:02,119
Speaker 1: the finances. Some people have mentioned them, but it should

553
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 1: be pretty good. The mortgages in my name since we

554
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:06,919
Speaker 1: were not married and I have the bigger income. But

555
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 1: Sarah did contribute about twenty k versus my sixty K

556
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Speaker 1: towards the down payment. I will probably have to pay

557
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,479
Speaker 1: her that money and some portion of the mortgage payments

558
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:19,680
Speaker 1: for the last sixteen months. But it could be worse. Ps,

559
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:23,359
Speaker 1: how come so many people are confused regarding brother and

560
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Speaker 1: brother in law?

561
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:29,400
Speaker 2: Yeah it's yeah, who would ever be confused and need

562
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 2: to write something that explains that because they're so not smart.

563
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, couldn't be us. Couldn't be us. We just got

564
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Speaker 1: it all up here, not me all up here.

565
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Speaker 2: I'm a smart boy. How do smart stuff?

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Speaker 1: Edit's six Goth Princess says TLDR please, just because you

567
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:51,960
Speaker 1: said please, Goth Princess. So oh, Pe is marrying Sarah

568
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 1: and it's gonna be perfect. And then all of a

569
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Speaker 1: sudden he learns out that Sarah's sister Evelyn has been

570
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Speaker 1: cheating on her husband Marty for the last six months. Oops,

571
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 1: and Sarah has been yeah just basically like helping that

572
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:12,640
Speaker 1: cheating process as much as possible. He's like, nah, I'm

573
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 1: not getting married to Sarah anymore. Is in the midst

574
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Speaker 1: of canceling the wedding and also telling Marty the person

575
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Speaker 1: who has been cheated on by Evelyn.

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Speaker 2: And the craziest thing to me, so far, he hasn't

577
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 2: confronted Sarah yet, Right.

578
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, he has not super Sarah yet, so at at six,

579
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 1: I'm going to be silent for a while. This post

580
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 1: has already been circulating on TikTok and has gone way

581
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 1: way beyond what I thought it would ever be when

582
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Speaker 1: I was freaking out the first night. First off, I

583
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,880
Speaker 1: want to say something here. I do not hate Sarah.

584
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 1: I don't approve of what she did. I frankly find

585
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 1: it repulsive, and I'm shocked by uncovering how two faced

586
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 1: she can be and how she treats people. But I

587
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:49,239
Speaker 1: don't hate her. I'm just incredibly sad about everything and

588
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 1: I'm screwed. Part of my post is really the short

589
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:55,920
Speaker 1: time framework I have to work under. Basically, our relationship

590
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,400
Speaker 1: is in a state where I cannot get married to her,

591
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 1: but we're supposed to get married in two weeks. What

592
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 1: does that mean?

593
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 2: Like, he's like, it's just too little time and things.

594
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 1: Oh, Basically, our relationship is in a I thought it

595
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 1: was like in a state, like in the state of California. Yeah,

596
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:15,080
Speaker 1: in a state like in a in a place where

597
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Speaker 1: I can or I guess that could also in a

598
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Speaker 1: situation situation where I cannot get married to her but

599
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Speaker 1: we're supposed to get married in two weeks. Maybe if

600
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 1: we had two months or better, he had a year

601
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 1: or so to work through this, my approach might be

602
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 1: even different. But I don't have that luxury. I have

603
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,199
Speaker 1: to move now. There's just no way I can enter

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Speaker 1: into a marriage with the state of our relationship and

605
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 1: the way it is now. So I'm not going to

606
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 1: end of discussion, guys anyway, I will report back later

607
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 1: tonight with how everything went today. Hopefully it will be

608
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 1: less traumatic than I'm anticipating, and there is a atit

609
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 1: so really quick, yes, please four chats for John the

610
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 1: physical embodiment of chat. What do you think about Op's

611
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 1: decision here? Of like he still wants toustain in the

612
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 1: relationship but don't want to do the marriage.

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00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 2: I think mind frame I would or the mindset I

614
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 2: would suggest, would be more of like I need to

615
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 2: assess whether or not this is salvageable. I think Opie's

616
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 2: pretty much kind of in the right head space, but

617
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 2: it almost sounds like he's kind of ready to forget,

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00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 2: Like two months I could forgive you, maybe you know,

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Speaker 2: Like I'm almost like I don't, I don't know, maybe

620
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 2: maybe not sure? A dash more of skepticism.

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Speaker 1: Something I very much believe is the way someone acts

622
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 1: around other people will eventually be turned around to you. Yes,

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00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 1: so look at how they interact with their so called enemies,

624
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,959
Speaker 1: because that that could be you in a little bit,

625
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 1: so it would be you. I mean, I think I

626
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 1: think this is an example, like she could she could

627
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Speaker 1: turn around and use that cheating degree she learned with

628
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 1: her sister on you and your relationship very very soon.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's now guilty until proven innocent at this point,

630
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 2: like you're I don't know if I can trust you

631
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Speaker 2: until you have proven that you can earn the trust back.

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Speaker 1: Also, really really quick pause, Nicole Ah says the area

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Speaker 1: between sam Vincent Vicente Boulevard and Montana is being worn

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Speaker 1: to evacuate.

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Speaker 2: Is that it's that I think that might have been

636
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 2: the thing from last night too, But I'm not going

637
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Speaker 2: to chat with show. You got the link that I sent.

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00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 1: Lst wey, I know where we are.

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00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,600
Speaker 2: But yeah, but like that one doesn't give you the

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Speaker 2: evacuation zones I have.

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Speaker 1: Guys, we're in the middle of a fire, by the way, So.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, there there's that. There's Montana Avenue.

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Speaker 1: Wait, I have one sack one sack one sock.

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00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:31,960
Speaker 2: I have the like Montana Avenue up like this there

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00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 2: yeah yeah, which, no, no, it's the same as it was.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's between Montana and and sent Yeah.

647
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 2: North North was already in evacuation and like like like

648
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 2: yellow zone.

649
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah that that that area. It's I think it's

650
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Speaker 1: still And this was updated.

651
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Speaker 3: Between this area.

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Speaker 2: Oh really really he's a little closer. He's in the

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Speaker 2: warning area. But this was last updated eleven forty five.

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Speaker 2: I think we're chilling. Yeah, I think we're chilling. Thanks

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Speaker 2: for worrying about it, worrying.

656
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 1: About us, so let us know if we should evacuate.

657
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 2: Should we evacuate or keep live streaming.

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Speaker 1: We don't need to evacuate right now. Pull the fire

659
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 1: right outside. We actually can see it from our roof.

660
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 2: Pretty wild went. I went up to the top of

661
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 2: our apartment today, kind of crazy.

662
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can see it. Took a video and but

663
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 1: nuts shoes anyway. So Edit seven. I have no idea

664
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 1: how long a Reddit post can be. As long as

665
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 1: you want, I think, as I've never written such a

666
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 1: long one before in my life, so I hope this

667
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 1: goes through. It's about eight thirty pm. Right now, and

668
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 1: I'm writing this for my buddy's house. His name is Mark,

669
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 1: a former coworker of mine is also in the same

670
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 1: field of work. As I mentioned in a previous update,

671
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 1: I worked as a field analyst in the SIU department

672
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 1: of a decent sized insurance carrier. For people who don't

673
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 1: know what that is, I'm basically a private detective. My

674
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 1: job is to investigate what we think might be fraudulent

675
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 1: claims in regards to workers compensation. Anyway, as I kind

676
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 1: of hinted at, Marty asked for my help in finding

677
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 1: out who the other guy was that Evelyn was cheating

678
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 1: on him with. All we had to go on was

679
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 1: a name, let's call him Jake. The first thing I

680
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 1: did was not some major amount of sleuthing. It was

681
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 1: just basically going through LinkedIn trying to find the guy

682
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 1: through Evelyn's connections. But that brought up nothing, which I

683
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 1: thought was strange. Marty had told me that Evelyn was

684
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 1: supposed to go out for drinks tonight after work, and

685
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 1: that she said she wouldn't be home until around nine

686
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 1: or ten. He didn't have to tell me what he

687
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 1: suspected since I pretty much understood right away. I told

688
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 1: him that I would help him, but he needed to

689
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 1: come with me. So they gotta do a heist. Dude,

690
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 1: I mean that was not a heist. A steak out.

691
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 2: A steakout, yeah, peering over the bushes. Yeah.

692
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 1: I then contacted my buddy Mark, explained the situation, and

693
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 1: had him agreed to meet us later in the day.

694
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 1: The first thing we did was drive over to Marty's parents'

695
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 1: house so they could watch their granddaughter. I don't know

696
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: what Marty told them as I waited in the car.

697
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 1: After that, we went to Evelyn's place of work. It's

698
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 1: one of those large commercial strip mall type centers with

699
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 1: a lot of non descript offices in a row and

700
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 1: a large, non gated car park. We drove around until

701
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 1: we set found Evelyn's car, and then I had Marty

702
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 1: unlock it with the second set of keys. I then

703
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 1: gave Marty a voice activated recorder and a GPS tracker

704
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 1: to place in the car. Once do with that, we left,

705
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 1: parked a bit down the street and waited for my

706
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 1: friend to arrive and for Evelyn to leave the business. Dang,

707
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 1: they're doing some spish, Kyle.

708
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 2: Are we going too far?

709
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 1: I think so?

710
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 2: I yeah, because we already have evidence.

711
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 1: We may this may be illegal, but yeah, but it's awesome.

712
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 2: It's I did this before.

713
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 1: It's you might just be admitting to a crime.

714
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 3: No, I'm getting evidence so I can take it to

715
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 3: court and let everyone know. Hey, by the way, this.

716
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 1: Person evidence is not able to be used. You can't missile,

717
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 1: you can't. Yeah, it's not admissible. You can't record a

718
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 1: private conversation.

719
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 3: Oh, if it's on a public street, yes you can.

720
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 1: And if it's in public, yeah, but like it was

721
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 1: in public, a car is private. It depends. Like in

722
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 1: New York, it's a single party consent state, so only

723
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 1: one person within the camp conversation needs to know and

724
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 1: then it's fine. So that's why we do a lot

725
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 1: of like on the street recording in New York. But

726
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,399
Speaker 1: like if in California it's a two party consens date.

727
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 2: And I think, like, like specifically in the context of

728
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 2: the story, I think it could be okay to try

729
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 2: and do some slew thing. Maybe not this far if

730
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:21,319
Speaker 2: they didn't already have like very very strong evidence to

731
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 2: show they have Sarah's text. They have twelve screenshots that

732
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 2: are basically saying like, yo, I'm helping you hide this cheating,

733
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 2: So why are we going? Like like, all we need

734
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 2: to know is like, oh, you're cheating, and then Marty

735
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,719
Speaker 2: can decide what to do with Evy from there.

736
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:41,439
Speaker 1: Right like yeah, a little, I don't know if an yeah,

737
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 1: I agree, he doesn't need to go this far. It's

738
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,399
Speaker 1: like a little bit too much, but you know, fun.

739
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,880
Speaker 2: It makes a great story like that much.

740
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:51,200
Speaker 1: So Mark shows up about twenty minutes later, hops in

741
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 1: the car with us, and around an hour after that,

742
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 1: Evelyn comes out of her office with two of her

743
00:34:56,160 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 1: girlfriends and a tall, younger looking man with sandy hair.

744
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:01,480
Speaker 2: Uh oh.

745
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: They are obviously holding hands, and I'm like, dang, Evelyn,

746
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,919
Speaker 1: you're making it easy for me. I take a couple

747
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 1: of pictures from the car and then wait for Evelyn

748
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 1: to leave in hers and I start tracking her. At first,

749
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,840
Speaker 1: I thought she might go right to a hotel or something,

750
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:17,479
Speaker 1: but she didn't. Instead, she drove to a reasonably nice

751
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 1: bar and grill in a nice section of town and

752
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 1: parked on the street. I drove by her as she

753
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 1: was getting out of her car and entering the establishment,

754
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:26,840
Speaker 1: and then found my own parking spot and went over

755
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 1: the plan. First, we sent Markman. Since no one knew him,

756
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:33,319
Speaker 1: he had basically two jobs. First to try to get

757
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 1: any compromising pictures he could of Evelyn and Jake, and

758
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 1: second to be my alibi. Marty and I waited in

759
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 1: the car for around twenty minutes until I got the

760
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 1: first in this series of texts messages from Mark. They

761
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 1: were pictures of Evelyn and Jake making out in front

762
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 1: of their two female coworkers. Marty's suspicions were right. They

763
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 1: were helping Evelyn hide the affair from him. He was

764
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 1: obviously very upset and angry. Evidently one of the co

765
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 1: workers is married and as a couple they are good friends,

766
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 1: with Marty and Evelyn, both of them having tallers around

767
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 1: the same age. I asked Marty if that's enough for him.

768
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 1: Man just wants to get his ball stomped on.

769
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, stop hurting yourself. And but also Loki, like Op

770
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:17,919
Speaker 2: wants to become like the international spy we were talking

771
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 2: about earlier. He's like, I want espionage, I want, I

772
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 2: want it.

773
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:22,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.

774
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:23,360
Speaker 2: It's a lot.

775
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,799
Speaker 1: Also, Josephine says he works as PI as a PI

776
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 1: through an insurance company, and cheryld I says as long

777
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 1: as the PI is license and bonded, it is admissible

778
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 1: in a divorce. M I didn't know that. Okay, that's cool,

779
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 1: all right, all right, I asked Marty said enough for you,

780
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 1: little dirty boy, but he says he still really wants

781
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 1: to know who the guy is. Try to tell him

782
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 1: we can find out later, but he's practically begging me,

783
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: So I tell him the way he wants to be cucked.

784
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 1: Text mark that I'm coming in and enter the bar myself.

785
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:54,799
Speaker 1: First thing, I sees Evelyn and her crew laughing and

786
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 1: drinking at one of those tall round tables near the

787
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 1: front of the window. As I enter, I stop for

788
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 1: a moment, pretend to be surprised, and then call out

789
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:05,959
Speaker 1: to Evelyn. Evelyn, Hi, what are you doing here?

790
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 2: Gotcha?

791
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 1: She obviously is shocked to see me, and everyone around

792
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 1: her tenses up immediately. Evelyn quickly introduces me as her

793
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 1: sister's fiance and says that we are getting married in

794
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,960
Speaker 1: two weeks. There are a lot of congratulations from everyone.

795
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 1: I thank them and then stick out my hand to

796
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 1: the blonde guy and introduce myself with my full name,

797
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 1: hoping that he'll respond in kind. He does.

798
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,880
Speaker 2: Dude, this is some like CIA stuff right here. I

799
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 2: use my full name so he will tell you is

800
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:36,479
Speaker 2: Samuel Donner, Hey, John Raynell, Parker Fry.

801
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:39,719
Speaker 1: Oh even even middle name he does, and I've a

802
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,720
Speaker 1: been taken back. His name isn't Jake. I introduced myself

803
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:44,879
Speaker 1: to everyone else and then tell Evelyn and I'm here

804
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: to meet a coworker. I wave to Mark and then

805
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 1: excuse myself. Once I get over to Mark, I tell

806
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 1: him the guy's name. We both whip out our phones

807
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 1: and go to work. It doesn't take long for us

808
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 1: to find him. He's got social media profiles and a

809
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 1: couple of court case judgments against him. Everything sort of

810
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 1: falls in the place. We find out that Jake is

811
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 1: just his middle name. At this point, I'm basically grateful

812
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:07,760
Speaker 1: that Evelyn isn't cheating on Marty with two different co workers.

813
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 1: It turns out that Jake is twenty six, married and

814
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 1: has a one year old daughter brother. This just keeps

815
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 1: getting worse.

816
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,280
Speaker 3: Wait, and he's and he's a dirty blonde.

817
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:18,920
Speaker 1: Dirty blonde.

818
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 2: Forgot one thing. He's young, dude, But you're to be real.

819
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:23,839
Speaker 3: You are twenty eight, so this could have happened like

820
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 3: two years ago.

821
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, this could have been you Are.

822
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 3: You not telling us something that?

823
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,280
Speaker 2: Have you not been reading the board?

824
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 1: That is true, You're.

825
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,319
Speaker 2: Just one piece of the puzzle. Man.

826
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 3: We don't know how involved you are in this.

827
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 2: Middle name is not.

828
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 1: Jake, and he did have well, but it's Jake, you know,

829
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:40,360
Speaker 1: like they're using fake names.

830
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:43,479
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, god, Oh.

831
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:46,799
Speaker 1: You know what first letter is shared with Jake? Tell

832
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 1: me Jay Joan.

833
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 2: Oho both have only four letters.

834
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 1: Dude, I think we've I think we closed the case

835
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 1: and I have a one year old daughter. Yeah, dude,

836
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 1: you've been hiding that the whole time.

837
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 2: Yep, just like Drake.

838
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 1: Anyway, I text Marty the guy's name, and I decide

839
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:03,880
Speaker 1: I want to push my luck and tell him to

840
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:06,400
Speaker 1: wait a few more minutes. Basically, I'm playing babysitter here

841
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 1: at the bar. I'm totally visible to Evelyn and her crew.

842
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:10,759
Speaker 1: I can see it in the corner of my eye that

843
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:13,840
Speaker 1: no one is particularly happy about this, and my presence

844
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 1: is really ruining the night. This is good. I let

845
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,959
Speaker 1: this go on for about ten minutes and then tell

846
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 1: Marty to texts Evelyn that he's spending the night at

847
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:24,560
Speaker 1: his parents' house with their daughter. Doesn't take long after that,

848
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 1: until I catch Evelyn taking out her phone showing it

849
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 1: to Jake, and then everyone deciding to pack up. Evelyn

850
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 1: comes over to me, says good night, and ask me

851
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 1: if Sarah and I want to come over for a

852
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,800
Speaker 1: dinner this weekend. I smile and say that sounds like

853
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,400
Speaker 1: a great idea, and wish her and her coworkers a

854
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 1: good night. Mark and I wait for them to leave,

855
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 1: then pay a bill and hurry back to the waiting Marty.

856
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 2: He's about to get a lot of information.

857
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,920
Speaker 1: There's a bit of hesitation here because we don't know

858
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 1: exactly what Evelyn is going to do. Like I half

859
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 1: assumed she might have already booked a hotel room and

860
00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:00,799
Speaker 1: was heading there, which would have I've made everything a

861
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,400
Speaker 1: lot more complicated and limited what I could do. But

862
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,920
Speaker 1: it turns out that tonight was probably meant to be

863
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,320
Speaker 1: just drinks at the bar, and it wasn't until Marty

864
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 1: decided to spend the night at his parents and turn

865
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:13,479
Speaker 1: into something more. Evelyn made a bee line for home,

866
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 1: and we fall behind her way out of sight and

867
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 1: park down the street and take long until after another

868
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 1: car pulled into Marty's driveway and we saw Jake get out,

869
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:26,760
Speaker 1: go up to the door, knock and be greeted by Evelyn.

870
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,360
Speaker 1: They went inside together.

871
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 2: Together to Marty's house. Right, Marty's house to diabolical? Are

872
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:35,840
Speaker 2: they about to do what I think they're going to do?

873
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,360
Speaker 2: Am I seeing the U that is the you to

874
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:38,799
Speaker 2: be seen?

875
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 1: Yep, they're about to do the dirty, dirty deed spicy.

876
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,279
Speaker 2: Sleep in the wow. I mean, I guess it is.

877
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 1: In the shared home.

878
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:51,360
Speaker 2: The audacity, the audacity.

879
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 1: But there's more to this story.

880
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 2: Oh God, I can't take now.

881
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 1: At this point, It's about seven thirty and I have

882
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,319
Speaker 1: my own stuff to do tonight, and I think that

883
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:00,200
Speaker 1: as a friend, I've done pretty much all all I

884
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,240
Speaker 1: can do for Marty and he can handle the rest himself.

885
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:03,840
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel bad for the guy, definitely, but

886
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:05,400
Speaker 1: I don't want to get any more involved in this

887
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:07,920
Speaker 1: drama than I already am, and being the wingman for

888
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 1: him while he confronts his cheating wife is a bit

889
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 1: much for me considering my situation. Marty says it's fine,

890
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 1: he'll do the rest himself. Guess he's more of a

891
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 1: man than you thought, Evelyn. He goes to Evelyn's car

892
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 1: retries my gear and we bid each other goodbye. That

893
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:25,279
Speaker 1: was almost two hours ago. I did get one text

894
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 1: message one from Marty saying it was done and he

895
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 1: was going to his parents' house for real this time.

896
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 2: Wow.

897
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:33,959
Speaker 1: But my phone hasn't been blowing up, so I don't

898
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,319
Speaker 1: know what's been going on with Evelyn. And I've been

899
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 1: at Marx since then. I think that basically concludes my

900
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 1: part in Marty's story. If he was smart and listened

901
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 1: to my advice, he was recording with his phone when

902
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 1: he entered the house. I'll find out later. Anyway. My

903
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 1: biggest priority now is to head home and tell Sarah

904
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:53,280
Speaker 1: that the wedding is off. She almost one hundred percent

905
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,840
Speaker 1: is going to take it badly. There's no way she won't.

906
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 1: But like I said, I just can't get married to

907
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:59,840
Speaker 1: her right now. I don't know what the future holds

908
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 1: for or if we will be done with each other

909
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 1: or not, but definitely we are not getting married anytime soon. Also,

910
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 1: for people who keep saying why didn't you talk to

911
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 1: her first? Why didn't you confront her? I have to say,

912
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:14,799
Speaker 1: are you people stupid? She's stone cold lied in front

913
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 1: of me to her brother in law that she had

914
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:20,319
Speaker 1: known for about ten years and purportedly thinks is a

915
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:23,319
Speaker 1: really great husband and father. Maybe you are naive enough

916
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 1: to think that someone can lie that coldly to sue

917
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,879
Speaker 1: someone they are supposed to care about, and then tell

918
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 1: you the truth. But I'm not wired that way. Until

919
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 1: that moment, I never had caused ever second guest Sarah

920
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:38,440
Speaker 1: or not trust her. But she was literally untrustworthy in

921
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 1: front of my face, and I'm supposed to let it

922
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,840
Speaker 1: slide or expect her to be honest to me. I

923
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 1: guess you don't know what it's like to have your

924
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,840
Speaker 1: entire view of someone shift in an instant. It's disorienting

925
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:50,840
Speaker 1: and frankly a bit panic inducing. I'm actually impressed I

926
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,200
Speaker 1: kept my head on and followed my instincts instead of

927
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:56,240
Speaker 1: pressing her right away, because it led me to the truth.

928
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,879
Speaker 1: It would have been ridiculously easy for her to lie

929
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 1: to me and then deal those text messages. If she

930
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:03,880
Speaker 1: had done that, then I would never have read the

931
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,279
Speaker 1: horrible thing she said, never seen how she can be

932
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:10,239
Speaker 1: so duplicitous and two faced, never realize how little I

933
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 1: actually knew about her. I'm going to home to talk

934
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,880
Speaker 1: to Sarah'll update later to let everyone know what the

935
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,359
Speaker 1: final verdict is, don't expect it to be a good one.

936
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 1: And there is an edit. What do we think the

937
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:20,480
Speaker 1: verdict's going to be.

938
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 2: The verdict of, uh, what he wants to do with Sarah?

939
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, and well what Sarah wants to do with him

940
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,879
Speaker 1: when she finds out that, I'm like, I'm gonna.

941
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:34,359
Speaker 2: Guess, just purely off of the Sarah's of the world

942
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 2: we've read stories on, she will be begging for forgiveness

943
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 2: and be like, no, it's okay, Like, oh, I can change,

944
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 2: Like we'll be good. I would never do this to

945
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 2: you something along those lines, and try to convince Opie,

946
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:48,359
Speaker 2: but OPI is not having it. And you know what

947
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 2: I will say, Like at first I wasn't. I felt

948
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:52,920
Speaker 2: like Opie's plan was too much, but there were some

949
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,280
Speaker 2: good things that were yielded from it, where like Marty

950
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 2: really really got to see all the details of the truth.

951
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 2: He really got like I mean, we're talking eight K

952
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 2: just full no pixels anywhere in sight clarity, and you know, yeah,

953
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:09,319
Speaker 2: I don't think OPI's gonna stand for it.

954
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 3: It's what he does for his job, like this is

955
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 3: his thing.

956
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:15,319
Speaker 1: So but let's see what actually happened. So while I

957
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 1: had the talk with Sarah last night and it was

958
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 1: pretty insane, I'm honestly burnt out and still exhausted, even

959
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 1: though I took another sick day and slept into almost

960
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 1: quarter to eleven. Sleep deficit is real. I know everyone

961
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 1: is thirsty for updates, but as much as it's therapy

962
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 1: for me to write them, I am just absolutely drained.

963
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 1: And you may have noticed. I don't know how to

964
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:37,880
Speaker 1: be short. Just call it a character trait from my

965
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:41,720
Speaker 1: profession and the endless amount of minutia filled reports I've written.

966
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 1: I will give the TLDR, and I promised to do

967
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:46,719
Speaker 1: the update later. Long story short, I came home to

968
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:49,359
Speaker 1: talk to Sarah about canceling the wedding and found her

969
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:52,840
Speaker 1: comforting Evelyn on the couch. I almost turned around and walked,

970
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:56,360
Speaker 1: but I didn't. Words were exchanged, tears were had, people

971
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 1: got really angry, and the cops were called. I collapsed

972
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,239
Speaker 1: and slept for like ten hours, and my phone is

973
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 1: practically glowing from the heat of a bajillion unread messages

974
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:07,480
Speaker 1: and miscalls. If it vibrates anymore, I'm going to take

975
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:10,800
Speaker 1: it to Evelyn's office and charge ten bucks. A minute

976
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 1: to sit on it. Stuff is really up in the air.

977
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 1: I have a lot to do today. My family already

978
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,799
Speaker 1: knew what was going on by yesterday afternoon, but I

979
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:21,879
Speaker 1: need to contact some friends today and get a move

980
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:24,279
Speaker 1: on to other things. I'm just going to answer a

981
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,359
Speaker 1: couple and then bug out for a few to get

982
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:28,799
Speaker 1: stuff done first. I'm not James Bond. I'm a guy

983
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:32,400
Speaker 1: that follows around the disabled construction worker to a Zuma

984
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:35,480
Speaker 1: class or skydiving lesson. I've been doing it for about

985
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:37,840
Speaker 1: five years, and I'm pretty good at it. Nothing I

986
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 1: did it went beyond a fifty dollars GPS you can

987
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,240
Speaker 1: buy from Amazon and a tiny, tiny bit of social

988
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:51,279
Speaker 1: engineering silent Hannah fifty buck tip. Appreciate you, Hannah. He

989
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 1: might be surprised how fur social engineering can get you.

990
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 1: But whatever. Second, I'm off the clock on the mysterious

991
00:45:57,120 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 1: case of Marty in the hoe bag hob Goblin. Whatever

992
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:03,920
Speaker 1: Marty does with the info he has, including contacting the

993
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 1: other wife, is on him. I'm not injecting myself into

994
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,400
Speaker 1: this mess anymore than I have. Marty is a good friend,

995
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:11,880
Speaker 1: but I have my own little world collapsing right now

996
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 1: that I don't have my moral indignation to distract me.

997
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:17,919
Speaker 1: It's becoming a bigger burden than I have been letting on. Third,

998
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 1: I'm not an aspiring screenwriter or novelist. I do, however,

999
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 1: have a lots of reports. You have no idea most

1000
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 1: of my life is actually spent hunched over a laptop

1001
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 1: writing a report or transcribing statements. For every hour I

1002
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 1: spend doing field work, I probably spend ten doing paperwork

1003
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 1: or research. Fourth, you are right that I was wrong

1004
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:37,280
Speaker 1: to leave Marty to go at it alone. I didn't

1005
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 1: have any fear, not even in iota, that Marty would

1006
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 1: do anything stupid. But I didn't properly take into account

1007
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,920
Speaker 1: the risk to him. That's a personal failing of mind.

1008
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 1: I guess, like him getting super mad and doing something weird.

1009
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought it was just not being there, like

1010
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 2: with comfort, kind of like a mediator. In essense, it

1011
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 2: was just like a third party witness.

1012
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,840
Speaker 1: I think he needs to like that's feels too involved.

1013
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 2: It's their marriage and ultimately their issue to work on.

1014
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:05,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not that I don't care. I just tend

1015
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: to estimate that other people handle things like I do,

1016
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 1: and hence Marty was doing something that I would do,

1017
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 1: so I didn't question it like I should have. I

1018
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 1: know this is a problem of mine and I'm working

1019
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 1: on it, but I'm also not in the best place emotionally,

1020
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 1: so my EQ was low in this situation. By the way,

1021
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,799
Speaker 1: you can listen to full episodes of story just like this.

1022
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:26,319
Speaker 1: I could just go to our podcast on Spotify and

1023
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 1: Apple podcasts everywhere you get your podcasts. Act Actually I'm

1024
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 1: just search Okay, story time, So there's another relevant update.

1025
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 1: But what do you think about where we are so far?

1026
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 2: You know, I will say both Opie and Chat I

1027
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:41,359
Speaker 2: think did warm me up a little bit to the

1028
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 2: idea of basically Opie's playbook for this, which was not

1029
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:47,800
Speaker 2: the playbook I was thinking at all. I was thinking,

1030
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 2: like low key kind of the opposite. But you know what,

1031
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 2: he did get a lot of information, he gave it

1032
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 2: to him. What he helped he helped Marty out, So

1033
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,719
Speaker 2: that was a you know, I guess good Samaritan kind

1034
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:58,840
Speaker 2: of angel thing to do. Marty was able to handle

1035
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 2: the situation. He's, you know, trying to get through the

1036
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 2: cops and all the other bs in order to find

1037
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:09,840
Speaker 2: the final outcome with his soon to be ex fiance Sarah.

1038
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:12,719
Speaker 2: I think ultimately all's well, that ends well. You know,

1039
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:15,839
Speaker 2: I guess Brownie points for Op for doing more than

1040
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:17,759
Speaker 2: he needed to do, you know, is one way you

1041
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 2: could look at it. And while he is you know,

1042
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:25,440
Speaker 2: partial to wanting to be James Bond, I think you know, ultimately,

1043
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 2: I think it worked out for the best and in

1044
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,880
Speaker 2: everyone's favorite you know, it was a reasonable course of

1045
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 2: action to take.

1046
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:33,839
Speaker 1: Agreed, Agreed, But would love to know what you guys think.

1047
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,880
Speaker 1: Did Ope make the right decision? Didn't Marty make the

1048
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:40,320
Speaker 1: right decision? Put your answers in the comments and chat below.

1049
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:43,400
Speaker 1: We had a little last update. So last people saying

1050
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 1: you don't know the whole situation. What if Marty was

1051
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 1: an abuser? YadA, YadA, YadA, noboddy, you don't know the

1052
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:52,440
Speaker 1: whole situation. I do. I read six months of text messages.

1053
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:54,400
Speaker 1: I know why Evelyn did what she did. I know

1054
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:56,719
Speaker 1: how she feels about Marty. I know how my ex

1055
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:59,799
Speaker 1: fiance played along with this. I'm just not sharing it

1056
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:01,920
Speaker 1: becau because it's vile, but I know it played a

1057
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 1: big part in how I have acted the last.

1058
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:04,719
Speaker 2: Day and half.

1059
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:07,960
Speaker 1: Trust me, if Sarah had done something anything other than

1060
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 1: encouraging and egging on Evelyn, we'd all probably not be here,

1061
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:14,759
Speaker 1: but she did, so we are. Anyway. That's it for me.

1062
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:16,480
Speaker 1: I will try to update again in the next few

1063
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:18,880
Speaker 1: days with the whole fallout, but I'm probably going to

1064
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 1: be mostly off reddit for now. Best of luck to everyone,

1065
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 1: and thank you to all the people backing me up.

1066
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 1: It meant a lot to me and helped keep me

1067
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:29,960
Speaker 1: sane while some semblance of sane. Anyway, and edit nine,

1068
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 1: I tried posting an update to the suburn under a

1069
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 1: new post because it's freaking huge, but automond keeps eating

1070
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 1: it unless the mods decided to recover the post. You

1071
00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 1: can just check out my user profile for the next

1072
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 1: part of this messed up saga because we.

1073
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:45,279
Speaker 2: Have more, do more.

1074
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:47,799
Speaker 1: We're not even done. This is just the beginning of

1075
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:52,760
Speaker 1: a three part saga of this. This this sad little

1076
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 1: marriage falling apart, real sad. So I guess we'll get

1077
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 1: into it, but so I guess we'll get into it

1078
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,759
Speaker 1: the next one. But for now, if you love us,

1079
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 1: make sure to subscribe.

1080
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 2: We love you and see it tomorrow.

1081
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 1: This is an episode from Deep within the Archives.

1082
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:16,800
Speaker 2: Time for okop relam.

1083
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 1: Took my wedding ring off at the gym, and then

1084
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:19,400
Speaker 1: a girl approached me, and you wouldn't believe.

1085
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:22,880
Speaker 2: What she said. You know, you're over here lifting weights,

1086
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:25,840
Speaker 2: trying to pump that iron when you should really be

1087
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:31,920
Speaker 2: lifting me to the Good Lord, our Savior.

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00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 1: Trying to pump that iron, but you should really be

1089
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 1: pumping that iron dick inside of me.

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00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:43,879
Speaker 2: Oh oh, I got some protein for you, Oh that Jude.

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00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:48,439
Speaker 1: I got a protein shake weights you can just shake

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00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:54,320
Speaker 1: into your mouth. You're delicious. I've recently arrived home following

1093
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:57,839
Speaker 1: this f up. I am very happily married, thirty six

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00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 1: male with a small herd of children and going to

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00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:03,880
Speaker 1: the gym in my little town since November twenty twenty two. Okay,

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00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:06,839
Speaker 1: I always go after the kids go to bed, which

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00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 1: generally puts me there around eight thirty pm. The gym

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00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:14,280
Speaker 1: has two rooms, one for cardio equipment ellipticals, treadmills, bikes,

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00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,399
Speaker 1: and the other room has free weights in various other

1100
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:20,520
Speaker 1: torture devices. My routine begins the same way every day,

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00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 1: with nine to nine and a half miles on the bike,

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00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:25,640
Speaker 1: which leaves me in a state similar to a Walruss

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00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 1: that has managed to pull himself onto an iceberg, very

1104
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 1: wet and breathing heavily.

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00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 2: Wow. I love the description. Yes, I do love it.

1106
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:36,200
Speaker 1: Love it much like a walrus when it's finally on

1107
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 1: the icebergy chilling out. This process takes me to about

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00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:42,680
Speaker 1: eight to fifty five PM.

1109
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:44,960
Speaker 2: I love the exact time, eight fifty five.

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00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:47,399
Speaker 1: I enjoy hitting weights at this time because the gym

1111
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:49,799
Speaker 1: is often not always empty, and it leads me to

1112
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:53,319
Speaker 1: grunt and grow it in piece. Oh yeah, tonight the

1113
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,479
Speaker 1: gym was not empty. When I entered the weight room.

1114
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:59,919
Speaker 1: There was someone there. John, Oh mytcha. Now. I mentioned

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00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 1: that I've been going to the gym since early November.

1116
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:05,200
Speaker 1: In that time, I've gotten used to people that do

1117
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 1: spend time in the gym past nine and this person

1118
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:09,239
Speaker 1: was new.

1119
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 2: Hmmm, not a big deal.

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00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:13,960
Speaker 1: She had brought her own yoga mat the ones in

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00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,840
Speaker 1: the gym that are blue and red. The ones in

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00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 1: the gym are blue and red. And this one was

1123
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:21,400
Speaker 1: Ti Diish freaking hippie ooo, and she had her phone

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00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:23,560
Speaker 1: set up on a stand. I assumed she was making

1125
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:27,400
Speaker 1: a video some kind of influencer. Both of these observations

1126
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:29,920
Speaker 1: were made as I walked down to my rusty trusty

1127
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,880
Speaker 1: bench and started my bent over rows. I grabbed my

1128
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 1: dumbbells and sat down to continue my ritual, and then

1129
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:40,200
Speaker 1: I asked up. Uh oh, So I always removed my

1130
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:42,839
Speaker 1: wedding ring before I left and tuck it right into

1131
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 1: my sock for safe keeping. If I try to wear

1132
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:48,839
Speaker 1: any digs into my hand, it makes things most unpleasant, right,

1133
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 1: So I started grunting out reps, oh God, and just

1134
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 1: nicely switched to left when I felt the tap of

1135
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:05,719
Speaker 1: my shoulder. Who is it? So I stopped what I

1136
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:08,040
Speaker 1: was doing and turned to see this new girl standing

1137
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:11,800
Speaker 1: behind me, sporning a menacing glare and wielding her iPhone

1138
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:14,879
Speaker 1: like this. So I popped out my earbud and asked, Hey,

1139
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:18,759
Speaker 1: what's up? And this is the following conversation laid on me. Hey,

1140
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:19,200
Speaker 1: what's up?

1141
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:20,520
Speaker 2: New girl?

1142
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 1: You're disgusting me? Excuse me? You saw me in here

1143
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:30,279
Speaker 1: and you took off your ring planning on chatting me up. Ha,

1144
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 1: This is a little paraphrase. She swore a little too

1145
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:40,800
Speaker 1: much and I wasn't taking perfect notes. Me what new girl? Grass?

1146
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:41,560
Speaker 2: Me? Okay.

1147
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,359
Speaker 1: I proceeded to put my earbuds back in and get

1148
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:46,279
Speaker 1: to work while she stormed to the other side of

1149
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:49,000
Speaker 1: the gym and started packing up her stuff. I watched

1150
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:52,320
Speaker 1: her head for the exit while I was resting between sets. Anyway,

1151
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:57,400
Speaker 1: I'm rowing away out of nowhere. I'm ass blasted with

1152
00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:00,120
Speaker 1: a cascade of liquid, which leads me to drop my

1153
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:02,960
Speaker 1: dumbbell and spin around to see what the heck's going on?

1154
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 4: What?

1155
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:07,880
Speaker 1: And there she is New Girl with her recently empty

1156
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:10,840
Speaker 1: pink yetti screaming at me. I'm assuming for being gross,

1157
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 1: but it's unclear because I still have my buds in.

1158
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:15,440
Speaker 1: I removed my earbuds so I can understand her, and

1159
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:18,719
Speaker 1: she storms away. I think the highlight of the exchange

1160
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:22,680
Speaker 1: is my gym shirt now smells like vodka? Do most

1161
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:23,759
Speaker 1: people drink at the gym?

1162
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:23,880
Speaker 2: Am?

1163
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 1: I doing this wrong?

1164
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god?

1165
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:31,759
Speaker 1: I'm home showered and explain why my shirt smells like

1166
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 1: I've been raging at a party to my wife and

1167
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:36,319
Speaker 1: we will have had a good laugh. If I see

1168
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 1: New Girl's video on social media, I'll be sure to

1169
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:40,960
Speaker 1: share it here. I don't know who she was, but

1170
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,839
Speaker 1: it's a pretty small town, so she might pop up.

1171
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:49,799
Speaker 2: Wow, you know, I am so glad that we got

1172
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:53,600
Speaker 2: we got another filthy, disgusting, crusty man out of here. Sam.

1173
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:56,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't believe he has the audacity to take

1174
00:54:56,960 --> 00:55:00,920
Speaker 1: off his wedding ring. Oh oh, although my dad. I

1175
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:02,879
Speaker 1: don't think my dad ever takes off his wedding ring.

1176
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:04,680
Speaker 2: See.

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00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 1: That's commitment, that's commitment. It says till death. Do you

1178
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:13,080
Speaker 1: take off this ring? Till and there's no exceptions. There's

1179
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:18,759
Speaker 1: no exceptions. Your finger falls off, stick up ring. Sorry,

1180
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:22,360
Speaker 1: if you're trying to beat one out, that ring stays on, baby,

1181
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 1: no surre. My dad actually even he'll he'll use a

1182
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:28,840
Speaker 1: like hell he said, as a bottle open or sometime.

1183
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 2: And that's love. That that is love, Sam, that is love.

1184
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:37,120
Speaker 1: And would you take off your your wedding ring?

1185
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:41,040
Speaker 2: Yeah? I feel like yeah, I again if it's like

1186
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:44,719
Speaker 2: something like oh also playing drums. I used to wear

1187
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:45,359
Speaker 2: a ring all the.

1188
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:47,680
Speaker 1: Time, and you would take it off and I would

1189
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:49,960
Speaker 1: I would like keep it on sometimes, like like it's

1190
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:52,320
Speaker 1: almost like going to sleep with your contacts, and sometimes

1191
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 1: you just get lazy.

1192
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:55,480
Speaker 2: But then I'm like, I shouldn't do this, Like it's

1193
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:55,960
Speaker 2: just stupid.

1194
00:55:56,160 --> 00:56:00,439
Speaker 1: What do you think about tattooing a ring on your finger?

1195
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:02,719
Speaker 2: I knew I had a friend that did that. Really, yes,

1196
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:07,960
Speaker 2: and and he met her when he was fifteen, like

1197
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:12,200
Speaker 2: in their thirties doing great. Oh, because of the gym.

1198
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:16,719
Speaker 2: He did it because like he wanted to take it

1199
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:19,239
Speaker 2: off during the gym, but also have that he he

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00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:22,520
Speaker 2: was a good he he's a good looking man. He's

1201
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:25,920
Speaker 2: a zach Effron looking looking boy. Really yeah, yeah, So

1202
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:28,839
Speaker 2: ladies were just coming up to him like what was good? Yeah?

1203
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:29,880
Speaker 2: Excuse me?

1204
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:32,880
Speaker 1: Did you see this tattoo that's married?

1205
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 2: Someone suggested in the comments a silicone ring? Hmmm, so

1206
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:38,280
Speaker 2: it's just like jelly.

1207
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:40,359
Speaker 1: And given the thing is how he's get a cheat?

1208
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:45,839
Speaker 2: How could we forget that one? How can he give

1209
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:48,880
Speaker 2: us more Reddit stories of him bothering?

1210
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:49,800
Speaker 1: Milk?

1211
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:55,360
Speaker 2: You for all your worth, bro, exactly milking hard. You

1212
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:57,400
Speaker 2: know what else we want a milk from people? Sam?

1213
00:56:57,800 --> 00:57:00,960
Speaker 1: Oh, you're sweet, sweet Reddit star. So if you have

1214
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:02,839
Speaker 1: a story that you want to share and you want

1215
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,680
Speaker 1: us to read, go to our slash okayop show and

1216
00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:08,520
Speaker 1: we'll read that the shit out of that ship it baby,

1217
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:12,400
Speaker 1: like that story. Check out this one where she cheated

1218
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:16,240
Speaker 1: but it's not her fault. Makes sense, makes sense? I

1219
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:22,440
Speaker 1: slipped and fell oops right on that dick Auchie Ouchi