1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:03,280 Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season to sixty six, 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:08,280 Speaker 1: episode five of Dirt Day. Yeah, just four hundred more 3 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:11,600 Speaker 1: seasons and we're going to be at the Rattis season 4 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:15,280 Speaker 1: of all. This is a production of I Heart Radio. 5 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:18,000 Speaker 1: It's a podcast where we take a deep dive into 6 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:21,759 Speaker 1: America's share consciousness. And it is Friday, December nine, quenty 7 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:27,600 Speaker 1: twenty two, which of course means that Jack, change your 8 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:32,200 Speaker 1: already forgot the characters, change your name to Willie Lowman 9 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:40,120 Speaker 1: because it's National Salesperson Day. Did I get that right? Uh? Dude, 10 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:41,880 Speaker 1: I fucking dug deep and I had like a panic 11 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:45,400 Speaker 1: attackle like you forgot the name already. Also, it's Weary 12 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:49,440 Speaker 1: Willie Day. I'm not sure what that is Nationally Day? Yeah? 13 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:53,320 Speaker 1: Is that based on death of a salesman Weary Willy Loman? 14 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,240 Speaker 1: Oh no, it's about it's a character from the art 15 00:00:56,360 --> 00:01:00,360 Speaker 1: people with directile dysfunction. No, no, no, no, it's uh, 16 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,080 Speaker 1: like I said, as much as you want to make 17 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:06,240 Speaker 1: it about about clowning, it's a specific character like when 18 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:10,119 Speaker 1: you see like the clown with a bendle stick that vibe. 19 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:13,760 Speaker 1: I guess that's like known as the Weary Willie. Yeah, 20 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,400 Speaker 1: working the old Weary Willie went on to be an 21 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:20,560 Speaker 1: American icon. I am going to be traveling Weary Willie 22 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:24,240 Speaker 1: status with a bendle stick and a big frown painted 23 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:26,160 Speaker 1: on my face, and they're gonna be like, wow, your 24 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:28,840 Speaker 1: eyes are painted so interesting, Like, no, that's just a 25 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:32,800 Speaker 1: lack of sleep. Yeah, I know those are real bags. Anyways, 26 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:36,720 Speaker 1: my name's Jack O'Brien AKA. No one knows what it's 27 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:41,720 Speaker 1: like to be the bad man, to be the jacked 28 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:50,560 Speaker 1: man behind pale thigh's. But my dreams they aren't as 29 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:59,160 Speaker 1: empty as my yearning for Miles to notice me. I 30 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:07,120 Speaker 1: have hours only lonely. My thighs are begging need to 31 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:11,200 Speaker 1: be seen. Yeah, that is courtesy of the one, the 32 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:16,800 Speaker 1: Only Lex Lugi, Mr Lugubrious himself. Very appropriate that we 33 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:24,200 Speaker 1: have a plumpers themed AKA today little foreshadowing for I 34 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:26,760 Speaker 1: am thrilled to be joined as always by my co host, 35 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:32,880 Speaker 1: Mr Miles Milesy. Garden holes in my mouth, guarden holes 36 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:36,640 Speaker 1: in my mouth, garden holes in my mouth, garden holes 37 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:41,640 Speaker 1: in my mouth. Liquid fied freak so Melia critique. Garden 38 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:48,320 Speaker 1: holes Lad make that nervous system weak. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 39 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:51,959 Speaker 1: you're drinking expired De Signy wash it down with soda 40 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:55,640 Speaker 1: pop for this acidic De Signy float egg knock on 41 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:58,919 Speaker 1: top of this year salty Designy. Shout out to Salvador 42 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:04,720 Speaker 1: Jolly Bore Strong and also, you know you picked up 43 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:06,880 Speaker 1: when I said manghetta. I didn't say hose, but shout 44 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:10,000 Speaker 1: out to the bilinguals out there. You know what I am? Yeah, Yeah, 45 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:15,080 Speaker 1: Strong entry Strong, nickname Strong first. OK. If we haven't 46 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:18,080 Speaker 1: heard of Salvador Jolly Jointore, I don't know that. I 47 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:20,400 Speaker 1: I remember hearing that. Also, that is the only kind 48 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:23,160 Speaker 1: of I don't like ice cream floats. There's too much 49 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:27,920 Speaker 1: flavor in there, So I just like eggnog on top 50 00:03:27,919 --> 00:03:31,320 Speaker 1: of the sany water. That's my Uh's my holiday treat. 51 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:37,360 Speaker 1: That's criminal Miles. Yeah, we're thrilled a little trepidacious to 52 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:42,520 Speaker 1: be joined in our third seat by a brilliant comedian, writer, actor, 53 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:48,080 Speaker 1: and twisted motherfucker just stand up album. The Blake album 54 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:51,280 Speaker 1: Stuffed Boy and Live from the Pandemic debut at number 55 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:54,440 Speaker 1: one on iTunes in Amazon. His album Twelve Years of 56 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:57,280 Speaker 1: Voicemails from Todd Glass to Blake Wexler charted on Billboard, 57 00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:01,640 Speaker 1: Please welcome, the hilarious, the chaotic. He's riding a recumbent 58 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:04,920 Speaker 1: bike in short shorts and his plumpers are on full display. 59 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:09,960 Speaker 1: It's Blake. Hey, guys, thank you for having me. This 60 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:12,880 Speaker 1: is Blake Wexler, a k A. Sight or day side 61 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 1: or day or day or day or day side or 62 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:25,360 Speaker 1: day day They sights all Site. That is not from 63 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:27,880 Speaker 1: Paul Garabina. That's for me. I regret that. And it 64 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:32,760 Speaker 1: is titled Saturday sights All Site for Sighting. That's one 65 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:35,360 Speaker 1: of those songs that like not Now that I've heard 66 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:37,240 Speaker 1: it a bunch of times, it doesn't strike you as much. 67 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:38,520 Speaker 1: But the first time I heard it, I'm like, this 68 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:44,120 Speaker 1: guy's just screaming Saturday, yeah over again. What was happening here? 69 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:48,320 Speaker 1: Someone remixed that like in the air tonight we're with 70 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:52,360 Speaker 1: the with the drum where it's like but they looped 71 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:54,680 Speaker 1: it over and over and over again for like four 72 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:57,520 Speaker 1: minutes where it just never ends. Where I wonder if 73 00:04:57,520 --> 00:05:05,880 Speaker 1: someone could do that Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday Thurday Saturday, 74 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:10,280 Speaker 1: just trying different. Emphasis is yeah, because what is it? Like? 75 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:14,880 Speaker 1: Oh wait, has someone made it? No? Yeah? The internet 76 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:18,000 Speaker 1: the internet is no someone did one for twenty one 77 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:25,240 Speaker 1: pilots Saturday? Is there? Did somebody remake the twenty one 78 00:05:25,279 --> 00:05:30,080 Speaker 1: pilots one? Jack, we're talking about Elton John's version. Okay, yeah, 79 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:32,279 Speaker 1: because you know that one you're talking about like when 80 00:05:32,279 --> 00:05:35,120 Speaker 1: people do whatever for ten hours. It's kind of like 81 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:38,000 Speaker 1: the that like YouTube format, just like just like when 82 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,719 Speaker 1: people do like I know, I know, I know, I 83 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,840 Speaker 1: know what I know. No, no, I know, I know, 84 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:47,120 Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. 85 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:59,680 Speaker 1: Ust guess what? Yeah, baby, where is it? We're nineteen 86 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:11,279 Speaker 1: minutes in. My team made it. Yeah, yeah, an hour 87 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:17,039 Speaker 1: and five minutes in. The old things that're gonna come 88 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:19,920 Speaker 1: in and change it at some point, right like stid out. 89 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:22,680 Speaker 1: The best is the visuals to the video. It's a 90 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:25,960 Speaker 1: non ending loop of just like an infinite going into 91 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:30,040 Speaker 1: Elton John's mouth. Soom oh my god, I'm gonna throw 92 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:37,040 Speaker 1: up just long that YouTube video is. Look, I'm just 93 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:40,520 Speaker 1: gonna say say it up top. I was against having 94 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:45,760 Speaker 1: Blake on today. We're gonna have Henry Kissen drawn yeah, 95 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,200 Speaker 1: and our podcast to just recover them from the last 96 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:51,480 Speaker 1: time Blake was here and referred to his legs as 97 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:56,159 Speaker 1: plumpers and like Henry and I have the same agent, 98 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:59,560 Speaker 1: and I get his bookings when he can't make them, 99 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:02,600 Speaker 1: which is frequently he's not well. If you haven't noticed, 100 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:09,320 Speaker 1: I loved your talk at Davos things in perspective. Yeah, yeah, great, Like, no, 101 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:13,120 Speaker 1: it's not power fault, it's not Why are they hating 102 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:16,560 Speaker 1: because we have money? I don't get it, guys, Oh jealousy? 103 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:21,880 Speaker 1: Is that? Maybe? Ever heard of it? Thank you anyways, Blake, 104 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:27,720 Speaker 1: it's great. It's great to have you back. Blake. Did 105 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:29,760 Speaker 1: you see did you see Shaq get pushed into the 106 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:34,640 Speaker 1: Christmas tree by Yeah, that's what we're talking about. I said, 107 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,960 Speaker 1: with the people crave this context, we need to talk 108 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,680 Speaker 1: about it. We don't know on inside the NBA, there 109 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:43,800 Speaker 1: was like a foot race where Kenny put shoved fucking 110 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:48,720 Speaker 1: Shock into like a like probably a Christmas tree, and 111 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:52,040 Speaker 1: half they're running, they go shoulder to shoulder. Shock goes 112 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:55,120 Speaker 1: like head first into this fucking Christmas and like vanishes 113 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:58,720 Speaker 1: into it because it's so big it is. And by 114 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:02,680 Speaker 1: falling into the Christmas tree instead of continuing to move 115 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:07,640 Speaker 1: in like unimpeded, Uh, that Christmas tree saved three lives 116 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:10,920 Speaker 1: because if you had just like gone off off stage 117 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:14,280 Speaker 1: into like people working behind the scenes that they would 118 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:17,480 Speaker 1: have been crushed. I'm surprised Shack hasn't given himself the 119 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:21,560 Speaker 1: nickname of the vociferous coniferous yet after falling into that tree, 120 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:26,240 Speaker 1: I think there's nothing more objectively funny than a person 121 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:29,280 Speaker 1: falling into a tree because you think it would be painful, 122 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:33,439 Speaker 1: but you do get absorbed by the pond. There's something 123 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:37,320 Speaker 1: about what like someone that big, like running it full 124 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:40,120 Speaker 1: because it feels very childish because they're just racing to 125 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:42,040 Speaker 1: the other end of the studio and Kenny Smith just 126 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:48,680 Speaker 1: gives them the shoulder to shoulder. Here you just see 127 00:08:48,679 --> 00:08:51,679 Speaker 1: his feet stick it out. Yeah, it looks like a 128 00:08:51,800 --> 00:09:01,040 Speaker 1: Wizard of Oz in the house lands on it up. Um. Yeah, 129 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:03,360 Speaker 1: I think I would be screaming. Maybe he would have 130 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:07,640 Speaker 1: been where we not on um, not on TV. Maybe 131 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:10,400 Speaker 1: he would have been just going how how ow ow? 132 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:13,960 Speaker 1: But he held it in. There was this guy who 133 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:16,200 Speaker 1: would hang out in the valley. His name was Christmas 134 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:19,640 Speaker 1: Tree Mike, and he got that name because he was 135 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:23,120 Speaker 1: always jumping into Christmas trees. See this is a thing 136 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:26,080 Speaker 1: like Key for Sutherland did it in that one video 137 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:29,640 Speaker 1: and it's like one of the greatest videos of just 138 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:33,800 Speaker 1: drunken madness that I've ever seen. Now, Shack getting pushed 139 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:36,560 Speaker 1: into one like this feels like a thing that just 140 00:09:36,679 --> 00:09:40,080 Speaker 1: diving into Christmas trees might it's time might be coming, 141 00:09:40,559 --> 00:09:42,959 Speaker 1: And apparently it already was with Christmas Tree. Is that 142 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:45,560 Speaker 1: like our new way of like pushing back against like 143 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:50,000 Speaker 1: creeping theocracy? Yes, hold on, I just I haven't seen 144 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:52,600 Speaker 1: the key for Sutherland one in a while. Yeah, what 145 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:56,400 Speaker 1: is he like at a hotel lobby? You're a pirate man? 146 00:09:57,080 --> 00:10:01,760 Speaker 1: That would explain everything? Just take me take the tree down. 147 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:04,280 Speaker 1: He kind of dives. It's not a satisfying die. He 148 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:06,760 Speaker 1: dies with his hands like straight up. Do you want 149 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:09,760 Speaker 1: to like full arm and leg wrap around the trunk? 150 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:12,760 Speaker 1: Not to be underrated is the guy saying key for 151 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:16,480 Speaker 1: you're a pirate man and key for responding that would 152 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:23,760 Speaker 1: explain everything before? Yeah, that would explain everything. You ever 153 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:26,400 Speaker 1: seen him out in l a drunk? I haven't, but 154 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,600 Speaker 1: I know a lot of people who have. Yeah, that's 155 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,679 Speaker 1: like another l A story. People would you you sort 156 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:34,240 Speaker 1: of like have? Is like back in the early odds 157 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:37,600 Speaker 1: was like you'd always probably intersect with Andy Dick doing 158 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:41,240 Speaker 1: something absolutely fucking ridiculous or illegal, and then the other 159 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:45,160 Speaker 1: one was key for Sutherland. Yeah, Brian came in the chat. YEP. 160 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:47,000 Speaker 1: I know, dude, if you were hanging around the fucking 161 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:50,679 Speaker 1: canters on Fairfax, you definitely were running into Andy Dick 162 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:54,280 Speaker 1: because that's where I always saw him. I've seen him there. Yeah, 163 00:10:54,280 --> 00:11:00,199 Speaker 1: it's crazy, like yo, that washed up dude is are 164 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,680 Speaker 1: like eight times out of time. I guess. I guess 165 00:11:02,679 --> 00:11:05,080 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna get touched inappropriately while I eat a 166 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:07,520 Speaker 1: grilled cheese sandwich and one o'clock in the morning, my 167 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,000 Speaker 1: friend got in a car. My friend got in a 168 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:12,440 Speaker 1: car with Andy Dick around the time. He was like 169 00:11:12,559 --> 00:11:16,160 Speaker 1: twenty years old, and he was like very much star 170 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,360 Speaker 1: struck by like being like, hey, you want to go 171 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:20,360 Speaker 1: to a party with us, And he got like this 172 00:11:20,559 --> 00:11:23,160 Speaker 1: like Porsche like with like two other dudes, and then 173 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:26,040 Speaker 1: like he like got out like immediately, and we're like, oh, 174 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:32,640 Speaker 1: it became like in predatory very quickly. Yeah, Yeah, this 175 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:34,440 Speaker 1: is this is what you're missing out by by not 176 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,560 Speaker 1: living in l A the rest of America. Yeah, I 177 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:41,040 Speaker 1: miss it. I miss that more than anything else, not 178 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:45,040 Speaker 1: not not the French. I'll miss you most of all 179 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:50,920 Speaker 1: a little Wizard of Oz reference for the kids. All Right, Blake, 180 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,520 Speaker 1: we're going to get to know you a little bit 181 00:11:52,559 --> 00:11:54,800 Speaker 1: better in a moment if we dare. Yeah, I'll hang 182 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:57,880 Speaker 1: out here until you're done. Okay, cool, Thank you for 183 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:00,199 Speaker 1: doing that. First, we're gonna tell our listeners few of 184 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:04,280 Speaker 1: the things we're talking about. Britney Grinder was released from 185 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:07,559 Speaker 1: a Russian prison and a one to one prisoner exchange, 186 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:11,520 Speaker 1: and the right is hopping mad about it. So we'll 187 00:12:11,559 --> 00:12:14,319 Speaker 1: talk about that and whether that's a good look for them. 188 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:19,439 Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about Jesse Waters, renowned knower of female desires. 189 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:23,760 Speaker 1: As Miles wrote, he's weighing in on the weed scene. Yeah. 190 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,800 Speaker 1: I think it's off the back of the Britney Grinder 191 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:28,360 Speaker 1: story because I think they want to keep the outrage of, 192 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:34,400 Speaker 1: of course marijuana. Yeah. Um, we're gonna talk about the Republicans. 193 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:37,000 Speaker 1: They're trying to figure out what the hey happened here? 194 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:40,120 Speaker 1: What the heck? And uh, we're we're gonna we're gonna 195 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:42,120 Speaker 1: look at the numbers because they're not exactly what you 196 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:46,600 Speaker 1: might expect. Um, we're gonna talk about how there's a 197 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,880 Speaker 1: new Killer Santa movie out this is like a new 198 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:54,040 Speaker 1: trend with like action movie Killer Santa's. We're we're going 199 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:56,760 Speaker 1: to compare it to a Killer Santa from the eighties 200 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:59,720 Speaker 1: that the right really objected to and ask the question, 201 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:03,760 Speaker 1: what what happened? Why aren't they mad anymore about about 202 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:07,640 Speaker 1: Killer Santa. We might even get into splash Mountain find 203 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:11,760 Speaker 1: closing all that plenty more, But first, Blake, we do 204 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:14,319 Speaker 1: like to ask our guests, as you know here on 205 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:17,160 Speaker 1: the daily, say guys, what's something from your search history 206 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,720 Speaker 1: that's revealing about who you are? It's gonna be a 207 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:22,160 Speaker 1: splash Mountain when I show you, guys my plumpers later. 208 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:25,880 Speaker 1: So I'm actually, what about a Google search? My Google 209 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:33,200 Speaker 1: search is? I googled for Loco alcohol content and someone 210 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:37,040 Speaker 1: brought up for Loco and I remember in college it 211 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,959 Speaker 1: was this was before they rebranded it as something that 212 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:43,240 Speaker 1: can be currently sold in the United States for before 213 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,120 Speaker 1: they're like, there's a lot of stuff in this that 214 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:47,880 Speaker 1: we I don't know why. I almost said guys that 215 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:51,120 Speaker 1: I edited myself out. Don't worry, hey man, there's a 216 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:56,679 Speaker 1: lot of this in the stream. And it's more it's 217 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:59,800 Speaker 1: a more complicated answer than I thought it would be. 218 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,480 Speaker 1: Saying you were trying to get to the heart of 219 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:05,200 Speaker 1: pre band for local, well actually postpan so current because 220 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,080 Speaker 1: I saw some in a gas station. I was like, 221 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,560 Speaker 1: what the hell is that left over from before? But 222 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:12,760 Speaker 1: what what is it like? Eleven? What is it like? 223 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:19,040 Speaker 1: It's eight, twelve percent and fourteen percent? Because I think 224 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:23,520 Speaker 1: it depends just randomly, just based on which one, like, 225 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,520 Speaker 1: I don't know, we just kind of poured in there 226 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:29,600 Speaker 1: at random, and can you take a sip of it 227 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:32,400 Speaker 1: as we're pouring it in, so you know, depending on 228 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:35,840 Speaker 1: how drunk we already are, it might be a lower percentage. 229 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:37,400 Speaker 1: Let's take the foot off the gas a little bit. 230 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:40,560 Speaker 1: We got a twelve I think because it differs from 231 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:45,400 Speaker 1: state to state where I think local alcohol laws help 232 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,720 Speaker 1: govern how much of an A b V you can 233 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:52,440 Speaker 1: have in a alcoholic beverage. Where I remember in college 234 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:55,520 Speaker 1: this was the case where it wasn't federally banned. It 235 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,200 Speaker 1: was state by state, and I was going to school 236 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:01,040 Speaker 1: in Massachusetts. Can't tell you what it was, Emerson College, 237 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:04,760 Speaker 1: and they banned it in Massachusetts was one of the 238 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:08,880 Speaker 1: first ones. And this idiot that I knew had bought 239 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:13,000 Speaker 1: like cases of it. Boardwalk Empire style and was stopped 240 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:17,440 Speaker 1: selling this Polson around school, and I was to keep 241 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:23,000 Speaker 1: it in barrels that were like encased in hey with 242 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:28,680 Speaker 1: with Thompson machine guns in places in between them. Pinkerton's 243 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:33,720 Speaker 1: keeping the safe off duty, Pinkerton's on duty Pinkerton's And yeah, 244 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:36,600 Speaker 1: we had it all. But no, I never was into it. 245 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:40,400 Speaker 1: I was afraid. I still have like a phobia of 246 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,080 Speaker 1: too much of like having a heart issue, I guess, 247 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:46,440 Speaker 1: even though that's not a medical issue for me or 248 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:49,400 Speaker 1: my family. Knock on wood, but that stuff always freaked 249 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:53,120 Speaker 1: me out. To have a depressant and so many stimulants 250 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:57,040 Speaker 1: in one beverage. But it's it's back, and I think 251 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,560 Speaker 1: they I guess they watered it down a little bit, 252 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:02,320 Speaker 1: but it's kind of kind of freaks me out. Yeah, 253 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:03,800 Speaker 1: well they got it. They had to take all the 254 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,280 Speaker 1: uppers because that was the thing that was leading to 255 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:10,520 Speaker 1: like terrible outcomes for those kids. But I don't have 256 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:14,720 Speaker 1: just like a handful of caffeine pills dissolved in every 257 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,960 Speaker 1: I always felt like that's what it. It felt like 258 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,720 Speaker 1: that there were pills dissolved in that Yeah, yeah, I 259 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:26,640 Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, it had caffeine, taurine, guadana, and wormwood, 260 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:31,680 Speaker 1: which is what absinthe is made wood. Yeah, they're trying 261 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:34,360 Speaker 1: to hurt you at that point, right, Like that feels 262 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:38,120 Speaker 1: that feels? Uh because up to did you have like, 263 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:42,720 Speaker 1: you know, like real scrappy friends who are drinking sparks. 264 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:47,160 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, more Sparks than four Local and because well sparks, Well, 265 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,800 Speaker 1: Sparks was the o G Like, hey man, you want 266 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,520 Speaker 1: to really freak your friends out, then drink this out 267 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:54,800 Speaker 1: of a paper like without a paper bag covering it 268 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:58,160 Speaker 1: and let that you're drinking sparks. That was like sparks 269 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:01,640 Speaker 1: kind of night. Okay, yeah, yeah, Without sparks, you have 270 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:05,600 Speaker 1: no for local. That's right. Wait, Sparks was pre for local. 271 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:10,239 Speaker 1: It was just a yeah sparks. It's just like you 272 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:12,679 Speaker 1: woke up with a bad taste in your mouth for 273 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:16,160 Speaker 1: the next week if you drank a lot of sparks. Yeah, 274 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:24,200 Speaker 1: exactly that that taste was the barrel of a gun. Yeah, 275 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:29,080 Speaker 1: the four and four locals referencing those four stimulants. Yeah, 276 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:32,119 Speaker 1: that's it's the number four. And now they don't have 277 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:37,399 Speaker 1: the stimulants and still kept the name. They've lost their way. Yeah, well, this, 278 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:42,560 Speaker 1: this liberal society just keeps destroying all these great Yeah, 279 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:46,040 Speaker 1: what is something you think is overrated? Blake overrated? So 280 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:49,560 Speaker 1: this is my second year living back on the East 281 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:52,560 Speaker 1: Coast after being in l A for ten years, and 282 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:57,359 Speaker 1: I've realized the cold is overrated. Where one of my 283 00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:00,560 Speaker 1: biggest fears moving back the story angel you know over here, 284 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,040 Speaker 1: is making a face making one of miles is patented 285 00:18:03,119 --> 00:18:06,400 Speaker 1: faces that I'm like to see in person. I'm sweating 286 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:09,840 Speaker 1: under my gigantic fleece hoodie right now, I'm forcing on 287 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:13,000 Speaker 1: my body. But go on about the well it is 288 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,479 Speaker 1: you just need to buy This sounds so simple, but 289 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:18,840 Speaker 1: as long as you have an appropriately warm coat, it's 290 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,880 Speaker 1: not a big deal. Where I bought the warmest coat 291 00:18:22,119 --> 00:18:24,800 Speaker 1: I could possibly find, and it has not been an 292 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:27,800 Speaker 1: issue twenty degrees. Put the hood up, you know, layer up. 293 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:30,440 Speaker 1: You just need warm clothes where the heat you're kind 294 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:34,359 Speaker 1: of just fucked, you know, right, Just pile it on, 295 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,920 Speaker 1: Just pile on the layers and you're good. What about 296 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:38,960 Speaker 1: your legs, That's the one thing I always have trouble 297 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,400 Speaker 1: because you like to keep those like to keep those 298 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:44,239 Speaker 1: on display. Right, So yeah, that's not a problem. For you. 299 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:48,080 Speaker 1: Is it flora length the duster style parka that you're 300 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,800 Speaker 1: you're working with, it's a crop, it's a cropped bubble 301 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:54,480 Speaker 1: goose jacket, just a window in the front, looking like 302 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:58,639 Speaker 1: a linebacker from the eighties and ship mid section exposed. 303 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:02,200 Speaker 1: There's no leg that what's no calf muscles to be seen? Um, 304 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,159 Speaker 1: So what I do, Actually, I'm glad you asked, is 305 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:09,600 Speaker 1: that I've gotten into crafting and I purchased two shower 306 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:14,080 Speaker 1: curtains and I have sewn them together with the threat 307 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:16,720 Speaker 1: because I don't want to hide anything. And fishing line 308 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:19,080 Speaker 1: or just clear thread. What you can buy that? Someone? 309 00:19:19,119 --> 00:19:21,199 Speaker 1: What is that? Sorry? Is it fishing line or just 310 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,800 Speaker 1: clear threat that you bought it? Um, it was fishing 311 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,879 Speaker 1: line because the threat is not strong enough for something, 312 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,800 Speaker 1: and it would birth, I might life would burst my 313 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,840 Speaker 1: next question. Yeah, and I anticipated it. That's why I 314 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:37,280 Speaker 1: said that. But yeah, it's and but yeah, you can 315 00:19:37,359 --> 00:19:39,840 Speaker 1: sweat in there, which can cause this is embarrassing. If 316 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:42,960 Speaker 1: you misjudge how cold it is out. My shower curtains 317 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,920 Speaker 1: will fock up and I have to keep reaching into 318 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:48,320 Speaker 1: them and clearing out the kind of wiping them out. Yeah, 319 00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:51,520 Speaker 1: I look like an idiot when it happens. Yeah, because 320 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:55,240 Speaker 1: it's you know, pick your poison, because you're either spend 321 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:58,200 Speaker 1: a lot of time clearing the fog or you spend 322 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,400 Speaker 1: a lot of time asking people, Hey, let me see 323 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:03,479 Speaker 1: those plumper people asking you, hey, where the plumpers. Let 324 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:07,040 Speaker 1: me see the plumpers, let them where the plumpers go? 325 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,200 Speaker 1: What is that clear thread or is it fishing line? 326 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,080 Speaker 1: Come on? What's the line diameter on that gott I 327 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,119 Speaker 1: want to make a prepare for myself. I get a 328 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,399 Speaker 1: lot of questions to answer, and I'm happy to do it. 329 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,720 Speaker 1: By the way, I leave an hour and a half 330 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,840 Speaker 1: early before I have to be in an appointment during 331 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,920 Speaker 1: the winter, so people can ask me about my legs. 332 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,639 Speaker 1: That's why I account for those questions. And it is 333 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:28,000 Speaker 1: generally ninety minutes on the way so wherever I'm going. 334 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:31,800 Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm prepared. But it's it's worth it. It's 335 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:36,439 Speaker 1: a thing where you know, heavy is the girdle? You 336 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:41,640 Speaker 1: know you should get one of those, you know, how 337 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,120 Speaker 1: Like there are some celebrities. I think Steve Martin has 338 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:47,120 Speaker 1: like a business card that's like, yes, I am Steve Martin. 339 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,040 Speaker 1: Just like when fans come up, they're like, oh my god, 340 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:52,000 Speaker 1: you're Steve Martin. I think the Biff from Back to 341 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:55,960 Speaker 1: the Future has one that is just like, yes, I'm Biff. No, 342 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:58,560 Speaker 1: I didn't get to drive in the DeLorean. Yes, it 343 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:02,040 Speaker 1: was like just answers all everyone's first four questions. You 344 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,760 Speaker 1: should get one of those about your plumbers. I should, 345 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:06,640 Speaker 1: but I don't know if they make paper long enough 346 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:10,000 Speaker 1: to answer all the questions. But if By the way, 347 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:13,800 Speaker 1: Radnor High School's Biff of suburban Pennsylvania just just say 348 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,600 Speaker 1: you know he went to the high school over from me. 349 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:20,040 Speaker 1: I don't like talking about it. Yeah, um, what is 350 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:23,679 Speaker 1: something you think is underrated? Underrated? We just finished that 351 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:28,359 Speaker 1: show Bad Sisters on Apple TV. It's Sharon Organs show, 352 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,720 Speaker 1: who you might know from Catastrophe. She was in that 353 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:36,040 Speaker 1: show with Rob Delaney and she's an Irish actress, writer, producer, director, 354 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,800 Speaker 1: so funny. You'll probably recognize her if you see her. 355 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:44,800 Speaker 1: She's so funny. And the show is so uniquely dark 356 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:49,560 Speaker 1: and funny, and it's pretty much an all female ensemble 357 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:52,080 Speaker 1: casts and they're all amazing, and there's one guy in 358 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:55,480 Speaker 1: it who is I can't think of a villain in 359 00:21:55,520 --> 00:22:01,040 Speaker 1: a show who's more detestable than this guy, and as 360 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,600 Speaker 1: he's probably worse villain I think I've ever seen in 361 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:06,080 Speaker 1: a show. He's it's hard, he's horrible. But yeah, highly 362 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:09,520 Speaker 1: recommend that show. And funny side note, Um, I looked 363 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:12,399 Speaker 1: up one of the actresses in it and because I 364 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:15,760 Speaker 1: didn't recognize a lot of these people, and it said 365 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,720 Speaker 1: her her mother and father, that her mother was a 366 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:21,720 Speaker 1: normally named person, and for father it just said Bono. 367 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:24,720 Speaker 1: And I'm like, wait, is that Bono's daughter? And it 368 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,239 Speaker 1: was Bono's daughter, which had had no idea she just 369 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,040 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, this is really great actress. Who is she? 370 00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:31,640 Speaker 1: And it's just happened to be Bono's daughter. So your 371 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,359 Speaker 1: follow up question on that makes me wonder has anyone 372 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,840 Speaker 1: tried just taking that name, being like, yeah, well lots 373 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:40,080 Speaker 1: of people are named John. I just happened to be Bono. 374 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:46,000 Speaker 1: Have the one named Bano like funk off from me? Right? Actually? Yeah, 375 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,159 Speaker 1: my parents named me this a long time ago. This 376 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:56,719 Speaker 1: is my son's family. Oh boy, formally, if someone wanted 377 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:59,840 Speaker 1: to be formal, would someone call him Mr Bono? That's 378 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:04,040 Speaker 1: any think you that feels white whack? Is fun? You know, 379 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:08,760 Speaker 1: giving that up once you have a right because if 380 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:11,000 Speaker 1: you it sounds like you're flirting with them like it 381 00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:14,320 Speaker 1: was like it would be like maybe like Mr Miles, Okay, 382 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:18,280 Speaker 1: I'm like I'm married. Motherfucker back okay, Mr. What No, 383 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:22,240 Speaker 1: not happening. I have heard really good things about bad sister. 384 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:25,600 Speaker 1: Sharon Horgens is a genius, like if you watch if 385 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,760 Speaker 1: you haven't watched Catastrophe and then like you need to 386 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:31,239 Speaker 1: go watch that immediately. Also, and her performance than that 387 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:35,200 Speaker 1: is so good. Yeah, she everything she touches is gold. 388 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:39,359 Speaker 1: She's great. And then the edge is he Mr? The edge? Yea, Mr, 389 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:44,960 Speaker 1: the Edge, that's right, Mr. The Is it the edge 390 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:49,800 Speaker 1: or the Wow? Could you imagine being corrected? Actually it's 391 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:56,879 Speaker 1: the edge, the singularity of yeah, my edged nous, my edgenus, 392 00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:58,320 Speaker 1: just saying I just want to throw that out there 393 00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,760 Speaker 1: as well. Maybe his issues with his confidence in his 394 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,959 Speaker 1: self esteem where he goes no, not the it's just 395 00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:11,880 Speaker 1: the right. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome the edge. Actually it's 396 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:17,600 Speaker 1: the just called me, David Evans, I don't feel good, 397 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:30,240 Speaker 1: don't make a yeah one three four. But he's just 398 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,199 Speaker 1: doing a bad job doing all the different parts of 399 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:37,199 Speaker 1: that song. I'm sorry, what are you doing? You're not 400 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:41,320 Speaker 1: any drums. You just keeps saying, ra, what are you doing? Sunday? 401 00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:47,199 Speaker 1: Bloody sun Fuck? It's not in the audience. He's just 402 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,320 Speaker 1: looking into a corner in the back of the stage. 403 00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:52,600 Speaker 1: It's like, God, damn it. I I really when I 404 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,240 Speaker 1: was a kid, I really liked that one song where 405 00:24:54,240 --> 00:25:01,359 Speaker 1: he comes on and like talks from the zoo zero. Yeah. 406 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:06,800 Speaker 1: It wasn't that song Lemon on that album Lemon. Yeah. 407 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,280 Speaker 1: That was the only You Two song I sucked with 408 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,560 Speaker 1: was Lemon. Yeah. The only one I sucked with was 409 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:17,000 Speaker 1: the one where the edge comes on like like just 410 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:21,800 Speaker 1: talks like quietly and without any effort. The noise is 411 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:25,640 Speaker 1: the problem. It's all just a hot mike moment that 412 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:32,320 Speaker 1: they've put to music. They cut down people. If I 413 00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:34,320 Speaker 1: sang that, would you know that bloody Sunday in the 414 00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:39,000 Speaker 1: context of You Two? If I went, no, I don't 415 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:43,240 Speaker 1: think it would. I'm trying to find it. It might 416 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,359 Speaker 1: just be for drummers. Yeah, I'm not a not a 417 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:50,399 Speaker 1: big two head, you know. Oh really? Yeah. People have 418 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:54,000 Speaker 1: been like you would love them. They're like Irish, You're Irish, 419 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:59,080 Speaker 1: and and I just like I like the hits and 420 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:02,679 Speaker 1: the other like the deep cuts. I'm like, yeah, I 421 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:09,640 Speaker 1: just I don't know, I just guy. I did see 422 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:13,600 Speaker 1: them live once, and so you are a YouTube pretty good. 423 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:16,040 Speaker 1: I have a friend who was a YouTube a YouTube 424 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:19,159 Speaker 1: head and YouTube a YouTuber as they're called as they 425 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:23,680 Speaker 1: were called until fucking YouTube blew it for everyone. Um. 426 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,920 Speaker 1: I saw them at a it was a guarden Medicine 427 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:30,760 Speaker 1: Square garden. Oh yeah, I saw them in when I 428 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,640 Speaker 1: was like, it was it must have been like twelve 429 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,600 Speaker 1: or maybe fourteen. It was definitely an even number and 430 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,119 Speaker 1: I saw them with my mom and I remember I 431 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,240 Speaker 1: didn't know it was one of my first concerts, I 432 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:42,800 Speaker 1: think because I wasn't a big, like a huge concert 433 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:45,720 Speaker 1: like that. And I remember Bondo being like who is 434 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,840 Speaker 1: this mad? Who is this man? And we were like 435 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,960 Speaker 1: what is he talking about? And who is this? And 436 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:55,520 Speaker 1: then Bruce came out song with them, and I didn't 437 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:59,520 Speaker 1: realize how cool that was, where I was like, okay, okay, 438 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:05,000 Speaker 1: they not met this man? What a weird way to 439 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:15,040 Speaker 1: bring someone out a ghost? Yeah, maybe I don't improvise 440 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,240 Speaker 1: that well, maybe like have somebody write something up for 441 00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,840 Speaker 1: how you're gonna like introduce him and said, who is 442 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:24,320 Speaker 1: this man? Who is this mad? That's actually how I'm 443 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,679 Speaker 1: gonna introduce guests on the daily's like guys from now 444 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,800 Speaker 1: and oh my god, who is this? Who is this man? 445 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,480 Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back, 446 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:50,120 Speaker 1: and we're back. We heard the Rockett was right. That's 447 00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:53,160 Speaker 1: just how it starts off. You know, it's there, it's there. 448 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:59,719 Speaker 1: He wasn't lying to you. I got that guy, all right? 449 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:04,280 Speaker 1: And what's going on? Britnan Grinder got out in a 450 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:09,840 Speaker 1: one one prisoner exchange. She will not be spending Christmas 451 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:15,080 Speaker 1: in a ghoula. That is I think like undeniably happy story. 452 00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:19,119 Speaker 1: I'll wait, what is this? The right is furious? They're 453 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:22,879 Speaker 1: so mad? Donald Trump Jr. You guys know how to 454 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:27,040 Speaker 1: make sure Putin keeps arresting Americans and severely punishing them. 455 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,680 Speaker 1: Trade him an arms dealer, a k. The merchant of death, 456 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:34,159 Speaker 1: as we've all been calling him, someone guilty of conspiring 457 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:37,240 Speaker 1: to kill Americans and aiding a terrorist organization for an 458 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:44,040 Speaker 1: American hating w NBA activist activist Okay w n b 459 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:48,120 Speaker 1: A activist John Cordillo. Why aren't more than fifty former 460 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,920 Speaker 1: intelligence officials writing a letter condemning Biden for swapping a 461 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:56,160 Speaker 1: terrorist arms dealer for an American hating drug smuggler while 462 00:28:56,280 --> 00:29:00,760 Speaker 1: leaving a retired marine to rott in Russian prison. Um, yeah, 463 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,880 Speaker 1: they're mad. It's a it's a weird look for them. 464 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:06,960 Speaker 1: This guy is gonna kill other people. Some people on 465 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:11,040 Speaker 1: on fucking on msn or not MSNBC news Max. They're saying, 466 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,560 Speaker 1: So Biden is sitting there bragging about the worst US 467 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:16,440 Speaker 1: foreign policy decision of my lifetime. This is on part 468 00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:19,360 Speaker 1: with abandoning our soldiers in Benghazi to diet the hands 469 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:22,320 Speaker 1: of terrorists. Unspeakable evil will happen now that he is 470 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,920 Speaker 1: back into the world. You traded a non violent pothead wokester, 471 00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,960 Speaker 1: w n B A, America hating hippie. That's a long string. 472 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,960 Speaker 1: All the words I like the w n B A 473 00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:36,800 Speaker 1: is included in there, as like a slander, as a 474 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,640 Speaker 1: like an insult, like all the other thing. Maybe like 475 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,960 Speaker 1: w n B A. I think it's racist and homophobic. 476 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,200 Speaker 1: Probably is the reason why, because they don't want to 477 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:50,160 Speaker 1: use like they're taking notes from the midterms, like don't 478 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:53,800 Speaker 1: use all the slurs that once out loud, use a 479 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,560 Speaker 1: lot of that ship. They used w n b A 480 00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:58,640 Speaker 1: because on Twitter you can't italicize the word woman in 481 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,200 Speaker 1: deoner to convey the scu from these people, So that's 482 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,440 Speaker 1: why they used although woman. I mean, if it was 483 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,040 Speaker 1: a white lady with blonde hair, they wouldn't be saying 484 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:11,280 Speaker 1: that or anything because she would have been home months 485 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,440 Speaker 1: ago when the U S mobilized all their resources to 486 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,280 Speaker 1: get her back to safety. Exactly. Oh yeah, oh wait, 487 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,200 Speaker 1: wait no, that was the alleged c I A spook 488 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,720 Speaker 1: and so coolist who killed a young man who was 489 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:24,120 Speaker 1: riding a motorcycle in England because she was driving on 490 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:29,760 Speaker 1: the wrong side of the road. She just skate skated. 491 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:35,040 Speaker 1: Now she was driving the d Okay, they wrong side. 492 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:38,480 Speaker 1: But what's wild is somebody actually killed somebody and he's 493 00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:41,440 Speaker 1: like you get him back in the back. Yeah, you know, 494 00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,200 Speaker 1: diplomatic community and a lot of people in England are like, wait, 495 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,800 Speaker 1: did they have immunity because they worked on that base 496 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,120 Speaker 1: because the way we saw it was they were just 497 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,400 Speaker 1: married to the c I age and on the base. 498 00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:53,880 Speaker 1: Are so is that extended to her because she has 499 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:57,360 Speaker 1: also worked. Very weird what's going on? It's a very 500 00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:01,280 Speaker 1: very interesting thing. But again things move quickly. I guess 501 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,680 Speaker 1: if you're like a c I a spy, So that 502 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:08,360 Speaker 1: helps or right? Yeah? Yeah, the American hating activism they 503 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:11,840 Speaker 1: they're talking about. Uh, let's find an example of that. 504 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:15,680 Speaker 1: When did she burn a flag? Oh? She did write 505 00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:20,040 Speaker 1: an op ed when Texas, uh past some legislator was 506 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:25,400 Speaker 1: debating legislation that would target trans children, and in her 507 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:29,160 Speaker 1: op ed wrote, Texas would be subjecting trans athletes to harassment, bullying, 508 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:32,200 Speaker 1: and possible assault. While we do not identify as transgender, 509 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,560 Speaker 1: we know what it feels like to be singled out 510 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:37,000 Speaker 1: for not fitting neatly into social norms. The efforts of 511 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,720 Speaker 1: activists before us have provided us both with the opportunity 512 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:41,920 Speaker 1: to live authentic lives and the open and realize our 513 00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:45,760 Speaker 1: personal and athletic potential through support has beneficiaries of such 514 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:49,360 Speaker 1: brave efforts, we do not take our responsibility as activists lately. 515 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,560 Speaker 1: We believe it is our moral duty to use the 516 00:31:51,560 --> 00:32:01,560 Speaker 1: platform we have been given to speak out damn communist. Yeah, okay, absolutely, man, 517 00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:04,680 Speaker 1: it's again. You know, salvation is only for boot liquors. 518 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,440 Speaker 1: It seems like, you know, like if you're standing up 519 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:11,280 Speaker 1: to anything, then it's like you're an activist, wokester, who 520 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:13,880 Speaker 1: should just rot there? But I guess you know, if 521 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,120 Speaker 1: Britney Grinder had a maga hat on, who knows what 522 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,320 Speaker 1: happened anyway, I don't know. I don't know what they 523 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:23,120 Speaker 1: would have done, you know. Yeah, And you shouldn't be 524 00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:26,280 Speaker 1: allowed to criticize the government in a country where that's 525 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,600 Speaker 1: like sort of our thing and the thing we're supposed 526 00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:33,800 Speaker 1: to differentiate us from the authoritarian regime that criticizing, but 527 00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:37,440 Speaker 1: not in anyway, not in print. That's where we draw 528 00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,560 Speaker 1: the line. Hey Jack, where'd you where'd you learn to 529 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:42,720 Speaker 1: talk like that? Who told you that stuff? Put that 530 00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:48,680 Speaker 1: crap in your head? Let's talk Jesse waters. Let's quench 531 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:56,280 Speaker 1: school waters, the cool waters of Jesse, of cool water cologne. Yes, yeah, dude, 532 00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:00,200 Speaker 1: my man, obviously he knows everything he knows. Is that 533 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:03,120 Speaker 1: the reason Republicans lost the mid terms because women just 534 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:06,120 Speaker 1: need to stop chopping their hair off and kiss a man, 535 00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:10,360 Speaker 1: as he said, or in this instance, the topic of 536 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:13,120 Speaker 1: marijuana comes up, I'm presumably again like is to keep 537 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:16,040 Speaker 1: the outrage up around Grinder's release, because that's one thing 538 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,880 Speaker 1: the right is really fixing, like she's a drug mule 539 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:22,160 Speaker 1: who can just just do whatever she wants kind of thing. 540 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:25,280 Speaker 1: It's like, okay, just please just shut up. Um. But 541 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,160 Speaker 1: Geraldo was speaking and he was like, look, man, if 542 00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:31,440 Speaker 1: you're gonna compare like weed the alcohol, like weed is 543 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:34,560 Speaker 1: way less dangerous, Like you know, you're not hearing about 544 00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:38,480 Speaker 1: sucking Stoner's like getting in horrible accidents, like that's drunk 545 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,080 Speaker 1: driving is a way bigger threat to people's safety. And 546 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,480 Speaker 1: then Jesse Waters can't take it and he just does 547 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,800 Speaker 1: the most Jesse Waters thing where he's just so condescending. 548 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,360 Speaker 1: But then also it's like, look, I know what women like. 549 00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:52,960 Speaker 1: Just listening to this weed is all fucked up. Okay, 550 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,680 Speaker 1: he's seen the movie. I've seen Mel Gibson's movie. I 551 00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:59,960 Speaker 1: know what women. Yeah, I submit. It is the lesser 552 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:08,960 Speaker 1: to don't agree with. No, let's smoking food taste taste here, 553 00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:12,840 Speaker 1: all right, music sounds better and nature is more impressive. 554 00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:18,120 Speaker 1: Cons it kills your sperm. Girls, don't dig it. The 555 00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:21,160 Speaker 1: scene isn't as cool as people think it is. If 556 00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:24,759 Speaker 1: you're an ax, okay, that's in. It stays in your 557 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:28,560 Speaker 1: system and it kills your brain. It affects your memory, 558 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:33,200 Speaker 1: unlike alcohol. From what I've heard, and I've never really 559 00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:40,680 Speaker 1: experimented with that stuff much at all. She's like, why 560 00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:42,640 Speaker 1: do you say? Girls don't dig it? Girls don't like 561 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:45,839 Speaker 1: the scene, and we don't like like the alcohol scene, 562 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,719 Speaker 1: like the alcohol. They don't like alcohol, you know, they 563 00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:53,680 Speaker 1: like alcohol. They like parties with alcohol. They don't like 564 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,680 Speaker 1: the scene with the guys smoking. It's not a cool scene, 565 00:34:56,840 --> 00:35:05,240 Speaker 1: okay for them. For dude, shut the scene. The fucking scene. 566 00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:07,600 Speaker 1: It's not as cool as scene as the alcohol scene. 567 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:12,400 Speaker 1: The alcohol scene. What fucking again? The most out of 568 00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:14,680 Speaker 1: touch fucking people, you know what I mean? This wasn't 569 00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:17,759 Speaker 1: even from like a class basis, Like he doesn't even 570 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:20,560 Speaker 1: hang around like people when you're like, oh, what do 571 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,880 Speaker 1: you guys in that? What's the alcohol scene? I like 572 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,400 Speaker 1: the alcohol scene, and you can tell this is the scene. 573 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:28,080 Speaker 1: Everyone likes the weed scene. I don't know. It scares 574 00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:32,080 Speaker 1: the hose. Everybody knows that this guy is such a 575 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:35,520 Speaker 1: loser that him talking about the scene makes me to 576 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:38,040 Speaker 1: be like a loser because I'm like, oh, I guess 577 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,200 Speaker 1: I don't know the scene, Like it makes me sound 578 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:44,040 Speaker 1: like what am I the scene? He runs out of 579 00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:48,000 Speaker 1: steams so quickly on his list of. All right, let's 580 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,759 Speaker 1: let's do a list pros and cons of and then 581 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:54,200 Speaker 1: he's like, it doesn't like look cool to me. I 582 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,640 Speaker 1: have never done it, but it's like not doesn't. It's 583 00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:00,200 Speaker 1: bad for your health. I heard in middle school that 584 00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:03,440 Speaker 1: it feels the sperm and gives you boobs. Um like 585 00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:08,719 Speaker 1: just yeah, just literally middle school level, like anti drug propaganda. 586 00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,920 Speaker 1: Well he's yeah he those are like he only remembered 587 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:14,040 Speaker 1: two things from dare. Then he just spun it into 588 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,799 Speaker 1: like it'll destroy your ball sack, you know what I mean, 589 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,120 Speaker 1: Like you're sucking, your eye turns green. Everybody knows this 590 00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:23,440 Speaker 1: ship about the demon weed. So that's why Brittany Grinder 591 00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:26,480 Speaker 1: doesn't deserve freedom. Okay, based on my experience having never 592 00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:30,239 Speaker 1: smoked weed and knowing three women, uh none of them 593 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:34,680 Speaker 1: talked to me, my mom, my sister, and my wife. Right. Uh, 594 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,839 Speaker 1: they don't dig it, Yeah they have they don't dig this. 595 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:43,480 Speaker 1: It's like do you Okay, a lot of people smoke weed, sir, 596 00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:46,560 Speaker 1: but the scene, man, it's the scene. I guess some 597 00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:49,560 Speaker 1: people don't think smoking is attractive. Like I'll I will 598 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:52,600 Speaker 1: give him that much, but to sort of again, this 599 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:57,480 Speaker 1: is I think conservatives have to like take objective. Everything's 600 00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:00,560 Speaker 1: half of the population and it's an absolute out, you 601 00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,080 Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like they're only absolutes on the right. 602 00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:07,800 Speaker 1: Everything is absolute. Yeah, don't ask anyone God the alcoholic 603 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,440 Speaker 1: you know what a scene that is. That's a good scene. 604 00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:12,680 Speaker 1: You might say that if you're like you're in recovery, right, 605 00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:15,280 Speaker 1: You're like, I'm not really in that scene really anymore. 606 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,440 Speaker 1: Like I get like like describing it like that. But 607 00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:21,680 Speaker 1: for him acting like he's like a fucking journalist for 608 00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:24,839 Speaker 1: like Rolling Stone in nineteen eight six, and he's like, yeah, 609 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:28,200 Speaker 1: we're just going deep in the alcohol scene in l A, 610 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:34,920 Speaker 1: like we want undercover in the alcohol scene. Getsberg passed 611 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:39,279 Speaker 1: me a dubie in the scene. Now that made me 612 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:43,919 Speaker 1: how it's just all personal issues, right right. He tries 613 00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:46,040 Speaker 1: a weed once. It gave me a weak chin. It's like, 614 00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:50,120 Speaker 1: now I think that's I don't think didn't grow all right, 615 00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:52,560 Speaker 1: Let's take a quick break and we'll come back and 616 00:37:52,600 --> 00:38:08,640 Speaker 1: talk about murderous Santa Clauses, and we're back and we'll 617 00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:11,760 Speaker 1: kinda forever still at the top of the box office. 618 00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,640 Speaker 1: But there was a new kid on the scene at 619 00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:20,600 Speaker 1: the BAFO bio this last weekend. Okay, yeah, no, I 620 00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:24,719 Speaker 1: love the movie scene, the movie going, the box office scene, Hey, 621 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:27,279 Speaker 1: the mes on scene. I mean, I'm mostly in it 622 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:30,200 Speaker 1: for the ladies. If you say I love when an 623 00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:34,120 Speaker 1: actors like I got into acting for the ladies, Oh god, 624 00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:38,000 Speaker 1: if you say you got anything for the ladies, I'd 625 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:41,279 Speaker 1: be like, okay, this gets a predator. Yeah. Yeah, you 626 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:45,120 Speaker 1: can't say anything for the ladies. It's just unless you're like, 627 00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:48,839 Speaker 1: I got a vasectomy for the ladies, just doing my part. 628 00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:55,719 Speaker 1: That's where maybe those teams are not tied anyways. The 629 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:59,959 Speaker 1: number two spot BAFO bio for Violent Night are rated 630 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,319 Speaker 1: action movie in which Santa Claus murders the ship out 631 00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:07,120 Speaker 1: of a bunch of armed mercenaries during a hostage situation. 632 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,160 Speaker 1: If you've seen the poster, you you may have seen 633 00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:14,560 Speaker 1: Santa Claus played by David Harbor, smoking a candy cane 634 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:20,480 Speaker 1: for some reason. Um oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, candy 635 00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:23,440 Speaker 1: cane is Actually that's not a scene that anyone except 636 00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:28,640 Speaker 1: Mrs Claus gigs. And I've heard she's a communist, so um. 637 00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:32,600 Speaker 1: David Harbor plays Santa Claus uh in like a die hard, 638 00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:36,520 Speaker 1: but he prevents a heist at a wealthy family's mansion 639 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:41,640 Speaker 1: and he is I guess in the process of delivering gifts. 640 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:47,960 Speaker 1: It is a uh mcclanean version of Santa Claus, and 641 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,719 Speaker 1: that he's like kind of worn out from doing all 642 00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:54,960 Speaker 1: this ship and it's just like whatever kind of rundown 643 00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:58,600 Speaker 1: they just took John McClain and put him in a 644 00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:01,839 Speaker 1: Santa Claus outfit. You see right through it. But yeah, 645 00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:06,960 Speaker 1: in the movie, Santa stabs, bludgeons and dismembers multiple people. Uh. 646 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:11,319 Speaker 1: And this is notable because there was absolutely no outrage 647 00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:17,279 Speaker 1: from the usual war on Christmas pundits. You'd imagine, like, well, 648 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:20,480 Speaker 1: I think that especially when we we're gonna get to 649 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:24,480 Speaker 1: who the villain is, and the villain uh might be 650 00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:29,200 Speaker 1: a daily Zy Guy's listener because he's got some woke 651 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:34,880 Speaker 1: talking points about how vast wealth accumulation is immoral. But 652 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:39,840 Speaker 1: just to compare the kind of enthusiastic embrace of this 653 00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:42,720 Speaker 1: with what has happened in the past. In the eighties, 654 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,799 Speaker 1: there was a slasher movie called Silent Night Deadly Night 655 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:50,000 Speaker 1: that was definitely one of the most intriguing boxes at 656 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:54,920 Speaker 1: the video store because it had Santa's arm coming out 657 00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:58,839 Speaker 1: of the chimney holding an axe. Yea, I believe, And 658 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:03,960 Speaker 1: that actually sparked a national protests because advertisements made it 659 00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,920 Speaker 1: seem like Santa Claus was the killer um. It was 660 00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:12,360 Speaker 1: actually just a spoiler alert. Okay, I'm gonna spoilers for 661 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:16,440 Speaker 1: a Silent Night, Deadly Night. Yes, spoilers for that. It 662 00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:22,080 Speaker 1: was really just a teenager dressed as Santa like fast 663 00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:34,640 Speaker 1: forward four hours. But people, people, people really got angry 664 00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:37,960 Speaker 1: about it, like it was across the board because it was, 665 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:41,600 Speaker 1: you know, the Reagan eighties. So like Mickey Rooney wrote 666 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:44,319 Speaker 1: an angry letter claiming that the scum who made that 667 00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:47,160 Speaker 1: movie should be run out of town the way I 668 00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:50,839 Speaker 1: have been. Uh. Incidentally, he later went on to star 669 00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:54,600 Speaker 1: in Silent Night, Deadly Night five The Toy Maker God. 670 00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,880 Speaker 1: But like even Siskel and Niebert dedicated their in depth 671 00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:01,680 Speaker 1: commentary segment to Silent Night at Lee Night, and they 672 00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:04,120 Speaker 1: called out the makers of the movie by name and 673 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:08,799 Speaker 1: told them, your profits truly are blood money. Just like 674 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:12,520 Speaker 1: holy sh it, guys planned it. It worked. The movie, 675 00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:15,680 Speaker 1: just like vanished from theaters after two weeks. The protests 676 00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:20,200 Speaker 1: included crowds of parents singing Christmas carols outside of the theaters. Um, 677 00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:22,520 Speaker 1: just not the shortest sort of ship you want to 678 00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:25,840 Speaker 1: deal with. In the Reagan eighties, you know, that didn't 679 00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:30,719 Speaker 1: seem like the vibe. Yeah for that, So now no 680 00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:33,319 Speaker 1: one seems to care, even though like this this would 681 00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:38,840 Speaker 1: seem to be attacking Christmas even more squarely, like Santa 682 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:41,839 Speaker 1: Claus who's like tired of doing his job and like 683 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:46,680 Speaker 1: murders people. Um, he also supplies the U s Military 684 00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:49,160 Speaker 1: with equipment for their fighter jet. Oh no, sorry, that's 685 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:53,759 Speaker 1: another Christmas let me take that again. Um. And so 686 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:58,000 Speaker 1: there's even though like he is a killer Santa Claus, 687 00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,560 Speaker 1: this one he's actually the killer spoiled or there's like 688 00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:04,960 Speaker 1: some ex military think in the background. But this is 689 00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:07,800 Speaker 1: the second killer Santa Claus movie. There was also Fat 690 00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:12,279 Speaker 1: Man starring Mel Gibson as a Santa who has to 691 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:15,520 Speaker 1: fend off a hitman hired by a kid. And the 692 00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:18,600 Speaker 1: reason that these movies probably don't raise the ire of 693 00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:23,680 Speaker 1: conservatives is Santa's fighting against the war on Christmas. He's 694 00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:27,360 Speaker 1: like killing people in a right wing fantasy, and Fatman 695 00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:31,239 Speaker 1: mel Gibson Santa Claus supplies the US military with equipment 696 00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:37,200 Speaker 1: for fighter jets. Who else is going to make that equipment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 697 00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,520 Speaker 1: that's right. It makes a lot of sense. I love 698 00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:42,960 Speaker 1: like teaching kids like there is no military industrial complex. 699 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:47,120 Speaker 1: Santa delivers that stuff every year after Congress approves the 700 00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,520 Speaker 1: defense budget that burns by at least I think the 701 00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:52,440 Speaker 1: latest one is extra billion in the last year. Anyway, 702 00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:54,640 Speaker 1: that should actually be their argument, because they just failed 703 00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:57,320 Speaker 1: another audit where they were like, yeah, we still can't 704 00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:00,560 Speaker 1: account for eight billion dollars of our budget. Um, this 705 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,200 Speaker 1: should just be like that was the one that went 706 00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:05,760 Speaker 1: to Santa Claus. What you don't believe in Santa Claus? 707 00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:09,400 Speaker 1: Should we tell all of the children in America you 708 00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:12,800 Speaker 1: don't believe in Santa Claus? And in Violent Knights, Santa 709 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:16,600 Speaker 1: is an ex warrior, like an ancient warrior who was like, 710 00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:21,520 Speaker 1: um um, this is basically a cover story for his 711 00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:25,200 Speaker 1: like information gathering reconnaissance work. What do you mean, like 712 00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:28,560 Speaker 1: he's like a pagan god who's been fighting for like 713 00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:31,239 Speaker 1: not pagan not pagan. No no no, no, no no, 714 00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:34,279 Speaker 1: Well that's what I'm saying. The overlap. But you know, 715 00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:37,560 Speaker 1: because there's all that North obsession with white supremacists too, 716 00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,000 Speaker 1: there's probably something I feel like you could draw a 717 00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:45,200 Speaker 1: line where he's also like a Viking blooded whitey type thing, 718 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:48,560 Speaker 1: where they're like, that's why we fun with Santa Claus. Yeah. 719 00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,680 Speaker 1: I was gonna say he's Ronan, but that's probably not 720 00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:54,680 Speaker 1: white supremacist enough for them, you know, no, no, but yeah, 721 00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:58,279 Speaker 1: I mean it's an action film where old st Nick 722 00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:01,560 Speaker 1: launches the savage offensive, and I don't know, it just 723 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:04,160 Speaker 1: feels like it's the right wing fantasy like all in all, 724 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:06,200 Speaker 1: and the villain. All right, so let's get to the villain. 725 00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:08,920 Speaker 1: The villain of Violent Knight played by John leg was Zamo. 726 00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:15,200 Speaker 1: Legs named Scrooge Johnny Plumpers. He's looking to steal money, 727 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:20,160 Speaker 1: but pointedly he hates Christmas, and even more pointedly, he 728 00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:24,000 Speaker 1: is mad at the family for a history of shady 729 00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:28,480 Speaker 1: government dealings and war profiteering. So he's like the family 730 00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:36,279 Speaker 1: that Santa is protecting our war profiteer like billionaires. Oh 731 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:39,520 Speaker 1: my god, he's fighting for their right to continue to 732 00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:44,800 Speaker 1: be immortally wealthy. He's intervening on behalf of war profiteers. 733 00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:48,040 Speaker 1: I mean, according if you believe everything that John leg 734 00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:55,680 Speaker 1: was Zamo says, yeah, wow wow wow, okay, but I 735 00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:58,319 Speaker 1: mean it kind of just it's like they took all 736 00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:02,560 Speaker 1: those like they're those photographs that go viral where families 737 00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:04,960 Speaker 1: posed with Santa Claus at the mall and they all 738 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:08,040 Speaker 1: have like their assault rifles with them, Like it's like 739 00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:11,120 Speaker 1: they were like that is the thing that they've chosen 740 00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:15,480 Speaker 1: to adapt into a screenplay is just like that part 741 00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:18,680 Speaker 1: of the culture. I wonder too if it's also like 742 00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:20,800 Speaker 1: this right wing thing too, of where it's like masks 743 00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:25,560 Speaker 1: slipping ship, where you know, conservatives do feel at a 744 00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:29,040 Speaker 1: point where like we're done with the niceties, you know, 745 00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:31,280 Speaker 1: and then like so they can they kind of feel 746 00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:34,080 Speaker 1: this this version of Santa, which is like, look, we 747 00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:36,400 Speaker 1: get it, he's Santa. He's supposed to be fucking you know, 748 00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:40,000 Speaker 1: being all jolly and ship. But shit is a little 749 00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:43,120 Speaker 1: bit hard for us as we see it, and we 750 00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,319 Speaker 1: like being a little fucked up, and there's nothing wrong 751 00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:47,239 Speaker 1: with that. Like I feel like there's like other parts 752 00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:48,880 Speaker 1: too where you can be like, yeah, that's fine. Santa's 753 00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:52,040 Speaker 1: burnt out, Like let him fucking dismember a Colombian guy 754 00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:54,960 Speaker 1: who gives he's got to blow off some steam. The 755 00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:59,280 Speaker 1: guy walked hard. The rest of Uizamo wasn't even born here. Okay, 756 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:04,399 Speaker 1: he's was born like in Colombia, Like fucking the Narcos guy, 757 00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:07,359 Speaker 1: you know, who knows what he's up to. When we 758 00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,479 Speaker 1: first see Johnny Legs, by the way, in this movie, 759 00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:17,399 Speaker 1: he greets someone by saying, happy holidays. I'm sorry, I'm like, god, Blake, 760 00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:21,560 Speaker 1: just protect the room. It makes me sick. He no 761 00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:25,560 Speaker 1: one wants to work anymore, sorry, wants to work. Kids 762 00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:28,240 Speaker 1: are spoiled these days. No one wants to work anymore. 763 00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,760 Speaker 1: People want That's it. And you know what's not a handout? 764 00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:35,080 Speaker 1: A big jolly man bringing a gift into a rich 765 00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:37,839 Speaker 1: person's home. That's not a handout. That's not at all, 766 00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:41,560 Speaker 1: not damnit. He wants to bring gifts to billionaires so 767 00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:44,520 Speaker 1: badly that he kills a bunch of people in order 768 00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:48,400 Speaker 1: to protect his right to do so. Done, But it is. 769 00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:51,040 Speaker 1: It's just interesting. Like, you know, people talk about the 770 00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:54,239 Speaker 1: like liberal agenda and Hollywood having a liberal agenda, but 771 00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:59,080 Speaker 1: like there is an entire genre of movies like most 772 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:02,040 Speaker 1: genres of movie, there's no genre of movies that's like 773 00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:06,080 Speaker 1: about workers rights are protecting workers rights are protecting the environment, 774 00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:09,960 Speaker 1: But like every action movie is ultimately a right wing 775 00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:15,279 Speaker 1: gun nut fantasy about killing people and like Western's were 776 00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:20,399 Speaker 1: similarly about you know, manifest destiny. And you know, if 777 00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:23,200 Speaker 1: our writer JM hadn't like submitted this, I wouldn't I 778 00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:27,359 Speaker 1: wouldn't have known that this movie that I've like seen 779 00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:31,560 Speaker 1: posters for everywhere is like secretly just the super right 780 00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,359 Speaker 1: wing piece of propaganda. Yet twenty four is a good 781 00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:38,400 Speaker 1: point and key for Sutherland tackled that Christmas tree because 782 00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:43,040 Speaker 1: we're talking about he saw a terrorist in the Christmas tree, 783 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,600 Speaker 1: That's why he tackled it. And when you're tackling a 784 00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:48,120 Speaker 1: terrorist who was hiding in the Christmas tree in defense, 785 00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:52,120 Speaker 1: when you do the lord's work like a movie or 786 00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:55,560 Speaker 1: a show like twenty four where you're like portraying the 787 00:48:55,600 --> 00:49:00,480 Speaker 1: War on Terror and UH enhanced interrogation as we call it, 788 00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:03,919 Speaker 1: as heroic, you actually get a certain number of War 789 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:07,640 Speaker 1: on Christmas credits and you're able to jump and tackle 790 00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:10,279 Speaker 1: a Christmas tree without anyone getting mad. You just kind 791 00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:14,880 Speaker 1: of trading, you cha his carbon credit. He's still up 792 00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:16,839 Speaker 1: by the way, Actually, I think he for still has 793 00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:20,520 Speaker 1: credits remaining from that tackle, So that's how many he 794 00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:25,080 Speaker 1: built up from. Yeah, I've heard the credits are so 795 00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:28,160 Speaker 1: much that he could he could tackle seventy trees a 796 00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:29,560 Speaker 1: day for the rest of his life and he would 797 00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:35,239 Speaker 1: even get halfway through. I would explain everything. That would 798 00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:41,560 Speaker 1: explain everything was actually a very thoughtful response from them. Yeah, 799 00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:47,320 Speaker 1: but Santa Clause, he's like he's basically like Winter Uncle Sam, right, Yeah, 800 00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:50,319 Speaker 1: that's what they want him. Yeah, it's like, dude, Yeah, 801 00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:52,080 Speaker 1: he's fucking stands for everything. I don't know what the 802 00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:54,160 Speaker 1: funk this Santa Claus is because they just got their 803 00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:58,160 Speaker 1: whole like Claws Briganda machine going so red, white and 804 00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:03,640 Speaker 1: black and blue. That's right, he's already and white there is, 805 00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:10,560 Speaker 1: and I mean it is ultimately a pretty socialist mythology 806 00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:13,000 Speaker 1: as we were talking about, Like that's true. He gives 807 00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:16,239 Speaker 1: gifts to everyone, and it's not like I give more 808 00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:18,080 Speaker 1: gifts to the rich kids, even though that's how it 809 00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:22,279 Speaker 1: ends up happening. But like the that idea needs to 810 00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:25,640 Speaker 1: be dismantled at some point, like in their unconscious minds, 811 00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:29,200 Speaker 1: they're like, wait a fucking second, Claus is giving gifts 812 00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:33,000 Speaker 1: to everyone. He wears red like some sort of commie 813 00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:37,239 Speaker 1: white Beard and red. You know, Dinnernet has made the 814 00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:40,839 Speaker 1: argument that Santa's communists before. But I feel like there's 815 00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:43,120 Speaker 1: probably some part of them that's like, we gotta take 816 00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:47,080 Speaker 1: this asshole down a notch or make him us, make 817 00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:51,440 Speaker 1: him part of who we are. I think he's a capitalist. 818 00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:53,799 Speaker 1: Do you think Santa is a capitalist? Yeah, because he's 819 00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:56,560 Speaker 1: like good at like convincing you that his like aims 820 00:50:56,600 --> 00:51:00,600 Speaker 1: are good and it's like for everybody, but he's still picking. Yeah. 821 00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:02,879 Speaker 1: I mean, it's really not universe. I mean, if that's 822 00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:05,359 Speaker 1: the thing, I don't know what's the original lord, because 823 00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:08,359 Speaker 1: not even nice. When you get into that, then it's 824 00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:11,200 Speaker 1: not universal anymore. Then it's there are there are people 825 00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:14,200 Speaker 1: who deserve it and don't. And then you know, he's 826 00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:16,640 Speaker 1: clearly part of the military industrial complex based on that 827 00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:19,719 Speaker 1: other one. But I think, I think, but he he 828 00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:22,000 Speaker 1: stands for something good. I think that's why it's so funny, 829 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,560 Speaker 1: Like you, if you search like Santa Claus socialists, like 830 00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:26,560 Speaker 1: there are like a lot of people like the socialist 831 00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:29,920 Speaker 1: argument for Santa Claus, and then he's a good capitalist. 832 00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:32,839 Speaker 1: I don't know, dude, it's he's a fucking raw shack 833 00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:35,440 Speaker 1: test And I just see him as a guy who 834 00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:39,040 Speaker 1: sounds like he sus with cops. How am I supposed 835 00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:44,399 Speaker 1: to get into the apartments? There's no chimneys. Maybe they 836 00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:51,719 Speaker 1: should have worked harder and been homeowners, right yo, homeowner 837 00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:56,279 Speaker 1: his own way. Yeah, seriously, Blake as always such a 838 00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:58,960 Speaker 1: pleasure having you on the dailies, Like, guys, where can 839 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:02,319 Speaker 1: people find you? Follow you? Check out your plumpers all 840 00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:05,160 Speaker 1: that kid stuff. Um my plumpers are on full display 841 00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:08,680 Speaker 1: in the Blakes Takes for God's Sakes podcast. And then 842 00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:12,440 Speaker 1: also I'm I'm doing a little winter stand up for 843 00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:18,879 Speaker 1: a situation coming up where December fifteen, I'm in Burlington, Vermont. Yes, 844 00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:23,560 Speaker 1: that's right, I winter in Vermont. I'm at Steel Stacks 845 00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:27,400 Speaker 1: in Bethlehem January five, Killiam Comedy Club in philadelph I'm 846 00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:30,520 Speaker 1: sorry going to beth Lehem, sir. Oh, it's not a coin. 847 00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:33,160 Speaker 1: I'm gonna find this conservative. I'm going to shake his 848 00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:39,800 Speaker 1: god damn hand steal stacks. I'm a little worried about 849 00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:43,360 Speaker 1: you running a ground of conservative gun toting Stanta claus 850 00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:49,919 Speaker 1: stacks of cash. Then not pay taxes on thank you. Okay, yes, 851 00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:53,120 Speaker 1: we're on We're on the same team. Brother. You're not 852 00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:55,400 Speaker 1: gonna do like you want to do will you do 853 00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:58,000 Speaker 1: like a Nativity based set. I just feel like it's 854 00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:02,000 Speaker 1: ripe for completely uh dislodging all the material you've been 855 00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:05,080 Speaker 1: working on and just doing something completely impulsive just because 856 00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:07,160 Speaker 1: I said it right now. No, you're completely right. And 857 00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:10,680 Speaker 1: the venue is a manger, so it's a ser and 858 00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:14,640 Speaker 1: it's a six layer. Yeah, if you're not a goat 859 00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:16,640 Speaker 1: or if you don't have a beard, you will not 860 00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,480 Speaker 1: be allowed to fucking And it's a bringer on a 861 00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:22,040 Speaker 1: sign that shows a bringer bring your own hay to 862 00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:24,120 Speaker 1: sit on. Well I heard, I mean I heard a 863 00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:28,200 Speaker 1: taff sold out already with those three kings that are coming. Yeah, 864 00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:31,439 Speaker 1: and this is one of them. And they didn't pay 865 00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:35,160 Speaker 1: face value. They bought the Black Friday deal. They're capitalist 866 00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:37,200 Speaker 1: and they get it. I just I just like the idea, 867 00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:39,719 Speaker 1: like you doing a stand up so you know those 868 00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:41,680 Speaker 1: suits that people where it makes it look like they're 869 00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:44,239 Speaker 1: dancing with six other people and like they hold the 870 00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:47,600 Speaker 1: bars to like control them like that. You go as 871 00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:55,840 Speaker 1: the three matchups off, just going through the motions like 872 00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:58,680 Speaker 1: and there and okay what and then and then you 873 00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:00,480 Speaker 1: do crowd with like what you're gonna say anything? No, 874 00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:03,680 Speaker 1: this one nothing to say ever ever they step on 875 00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:06,880 Speaker 1: my punch lines, like over there, God fucking damn and 876 00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:08,719 Speaker 1: I can't. But I'm on the end. I'm not even 877 00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:10,800 Speaker 1: the one in the middle. I'm the one far left. 878 00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:13,279 Speaker 1: You keep saying God damn it and all these other 879 00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:22,040 Speaker 1: SACRAMENTI fucking Christ is this guy serious? Um? January five, 880 00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:25,000 Speaker 1: I'm at Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. January thirteenth 881 00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:27,160 Speaker 1: and fourteenth, I'm at the Hideout in Boston and then 882 00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:31,799 Speaker 1: last date series of dates. February six, I'm filming a 883 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:35,960 Speaker 1: my first stand up special in Cincinnati, Ohio, at Go 884 00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:39,879 Speaker 1: Banana's Comedy Club. Is this legendary comedy club over there, 885 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:44,160 Speaker 1: so I'm slow, Please do Go Banana Cincinnati stand up 886 00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:46,799 Speaker 1: And if you're just across the river, hop on by, 887 00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:50,200 Speaker 1: come on up. You're right there, Yeah, come on by. 888 00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:53,080 Speaker 1: Isn't the Cincinnati Airport in Kentucky technically anyway? It is. 889 00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:56,839 Speaker 1: That's just my one tidbit. Also, hey, get some good 890 00:54:56,880 --> 00:55:00,640 Speaker 1: Cincinnati chili. I'm gonna gear up. I'm gonna be bloated 891 00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:03,239 Speaker 1: as hell on that stage. And that's a promise or 892 00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:06,080 Speaker 1: your money back. If I'm not bloated, you will get 893 00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:09,600 Speaker 1: your money back. If I'm not doing the most horrifying 894 00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:13,840 Speaker 1: farts from eating a fucking five way from Skyline Chili, 895 00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:16,960 Speaker 1: then you get your money back. And that's my promise. 896 00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:21,160 Speaker 1: If I look like anything other than total ship, you 897 00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:23,200 Speaker 1: will not have to pay for your ticket. And that's 898 00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:27,440 Speaker 1: a Blake Watford promise. Yeah. And is there a tweet 899 00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:30,239 Speaker 1: or some of the work of social media that you've 900 00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:34,320 Speaker 1: been enjoying. Yes, it's very relevant. It's from Megan Gaily 901 00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:38,280 Speaker 1: and Megan tweeted any progress on getting my ring back? 902 00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:46,799 Speaker 1: Robert Kraft calling Biden this morning? Amazing Miles, where can 903 00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:49,120 Speaker 1: people find you? What the tweet you've been enjoying? Find 904 00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:53,200 Speaker 1: me on Twitter and Instagram and all them at symbol 905 00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:57,840 Speaker 1: type places at Miles of Gray. Also check Jack and 906 00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:00,239 Speaker 1: I out on our latest episode of Miles and Jack 907 00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:05,480 Speaker 1: got mat boost. Yes, yes, uh you know the basketball podcast. Also, 908 00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:10,480 Speaker 1: you can find me on Fiance with Sophia Alexandra, So 909 00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:16,760 Speaker 1: check all that ship out. Um, let's see some tweets 910 00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:20,240 Speaker 1: that I like. Okay, this is from the past. Guest 911 00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:23,759 Speaker 1: Elarie Smith at Lari Smith tweeted, actually on freelancing a 912 00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:25,480 Speaker 1: good amount, but it did allow me to figure out 913 00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:27,839 Speaker 1: whatever the least amount of money I can survive off 914 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:31,239 Speaker 1: was make that much and then fuck entirely off the 915 00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:34,439 Speaker 1: rest of the time. Shout out to me in two 916 00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:37,440 Speaker 1: thousand and eight. That was like right before I got 917 00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:42,520 Speaker 1: into politics. I was just like fun, Uh yeah, amazing. 918 00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:45,960 Speaker 1: Uh some tweets I've been enjoying. I'm on Twitter at 919 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:49,720 Speaker 1: Jack Undersquirrel Brian and there you can find me liking 920 00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:54,880 Speaker 1: things like Slick tweeted dribbling past defender excuse me, sorry, 921 00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:59,319 Speaker 1: just trying to get to the hoop and uh up 922 00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:01,640 Speaker 1: with passing. Asked about a teammate, Hey, man, put this 923 00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:06,480 Speaker 1: in the basket if you can. Um, that's great, Yeah, 924 00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:13,120 Speaker 1: if you can, if you would, you can find us 925 00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:16,240 Speaker 1: on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist. Were at the Daily Zeitgeist. 926 00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:21,400 Speaker 1: On Instagram. We have page. Hey, that totally threw me off. 927 00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:27,360 Speaker 1: Facebook fan page. Oh yeah, a website uh where we 928 00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:30,800 Speaker 1: posted our episodes then the foot no off to the 929 00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:33,440 Speaker 1: information that we talked about today's episode, as well as 930 00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:37,120 Speaker 1: the song that we think you might enjoy and Miles, 931 00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:39,880 Speaker 1: if it's the song that I think it is, Hey, 932 00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:45,720 Speaker 1: it's Friday. Get fucking weird, y'all. One pill makes you horny. 933 00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:50,880 Speaker 1: The other pill makes you a conservative. I think we're 934 00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:54,400 Speaker 1: the lyrics. Anyway. This is a dope ass remixed mashup 935 00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:58,520 Speaker 1: of Jefferson Airplanes White Rabbit, but it's the vocals from 936 00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:02,080 Speaker 1: the Jefferson Airplane aid over. There's a there's a dub 937 00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:07,919 Speaker 1: cover reggae cover by Prince Faddy called Black Rabbit, and 938 00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:11,440 Speaker 1: this dude uh d O m mash ups or something 939 00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:15,240 Speaker 1: basically said, Oh, I'll take that dope ass instrumental and 940 00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:18,320 Speaker 1: I'll take your original vocals. They're mashed up. It's super 941 00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:21,600 Speaker 1: fucking heavy. I love it, uh, and you can find it, 942 00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:24,640 Speaker 1: I think on YouTube. Just search Jefferson Airplane White Rabbit 943 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:28,520 Speaker 1: reggae version and you will find it. The usual test 944 00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:30,360 Speaker 1: Miles As is like that I like a song because 945 00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:33,280 Speaker 1: I'm like, what is this? When we first it's like 946 00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:35,960 Speaker 1: when I come on the zoom and he's playing the 947 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:39,600 Speaker 1: song that, uh to go listen to. This time, I 948 00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:41,920 Speaker 1: didn't even have to ask that he could tell because 949 00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:46,520 Speaker 1: of the way I was moving this ass. Yeah, shaking 950 00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:50,960 Speaker 1: shaking that as shaking that. Anyways, we'll link after that. 951 00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:53,040 Speaker 1: In the footnote, the Daily Ze gets the production of 952 00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:55,360 Speaker 1: I Heart Radio for more podcast from my heart Radio, 953 00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:58,800 Speaker 1: visit the I heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever 954 00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:00,919 Speaker 1: you listen to your favorite show. Do it. It's gonna 955 00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:03,440 Speaker 1: do it for us this morning, back this afternoon to 956 00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:06,240 Speaker 1: tell you what is trending, and we'll talk to you 957 00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:10,200 Speaker 1: all then. Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye now 958 00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:13,480 Speaker 1: bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye 959 00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:19,360 Speaker 1: bye