Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of the
Speaker 1: Long Weak tringd Report.
Speaker 2: My name is Jack, that is Miles. Oh yeah, this
Speaker 2: is our.
Speaker 1: Monday episode where we we check in, We let you know.
Speaker 1: Everyone's okay, everyone's okay. I was sick as a dog, folks,
Speaker 1: sick as a dog.
Speaker 3: Somehow I took so many COVID tests because I was like,
Speaker 3: for how sick I felt, It's so weird, how what
Speaker 3: the pandemic has done to my brain, because like, now
Speaker 3: sickness is COVID and then I'm like, it's the I'm like,
Speaker 3: I have the worst COVID ever. But no, it was
Speaker 3: a flu.
Speaker 1: And I was chilling on a beach, so yeah, Joe Biden,
Speaker 1: nobody recognized me, just like, but I didn't know where
Speaker 1: I was. I was just found wandering five beaches down.
Speaker 3: Terrible sunburn on my ship though, terrible sunburn.
Speaker 2: Oh man.
Speaker 1: I had some uh, some failures of some application, A
Speaker 1: little patch a little patch of yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, where your back? Your shoulders back, shoulders crack?
Speaker 2: You know, yep?
Speaker 3: I told you.
Speaker 1: Well, before we tell the people what exactly happened over
Speaker 1: this weekend, we should tell the people what is something
Speaker 1: that we think is.
Speaker 2: Underrated, overrated.
Speaker 1: Just to get back into the swing of things, you
Speaker 1: got a you got an Undy for me.
Speaker 3: Uh Undy. Just because I was sick. Pedia Light very underrated, So,
Speaker 3: like I said, I was feeling lower than low, you know.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: And Sophia from fortunenty eight fiance, she had the flu
Speaker 3: last week and when I told her I was sick,
Speaker 3: she was like, you gotta get pedia Light. Just make
Speaker 3: that part of like whatever you do, just be just
Speaker 3: get those fucking electrolytes back into you. And I'm like, yeah, okay, Sure.
Speaker 3: At first I was hesitant, but I you know, I
Speaker 3: trust you know, she she's very in tune with her
Speaker 3: body and she was feeling better and she was attributing
Speaker 3: a lot of that to like hydrating properly. So I
Speaker 3: was like, okay, I'll I will go that that route.
Speaker 3: But at first, my whole like perception was, man, that ship.
Speaker 2: Is for babies.
Speaker 4: Baby, it's got a fucking little Teddy Bear on the
Speaker 4: fucking label by the generic because it's cheaper, but then
Speaker 4: has no Teddy Bear either, and then my masculinity is intact.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: But yeah, wild that they haven't like relaunched as like
Speaker 1: flu fucker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly or like hangover, hagover murderer.
Speaker 3: But yeah, like it's I'm a fucking I'm stupid, I'm ignorant,
Speaker 3: and I am I knew not of the fact that
Speaker 3: something is that is just marketed as pure electrolyte replenishment
Speaker 3: is actually effective for little weak ass babies and brolic
Speaker 3: ass thug men.
Speaker 2: That's right, that's right. So you don't know that's a teddy.
Speaker 1: Bear that could just be a real deadly bear with
Speaker 1: like a cute little uh you know, collar on, Yeah exactly,
Speaker 1: just sit sitting up on his little tuft of bum hair.
Speaker 3: You know what. You know what I did? I did
Speaker 3: the thing where Gatorade makes a thing called gator Light,
Speaker 3: and I was like, let me try that like first,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, because I'm because the marketing
Speaker 3: because also in my mind, I love like when I
Speaker 3: was sick, Gatorade was like before p D Light was
Speaker 3: like a thing my mom would always get me. So
Speaker 3: I wanted to just stay a little brand loyal. But
Speaker 3: then when I had that ped Light, shit, I'm like,
Speaker 3: now this ship is fucking knocking way harder.
Speaker 2: It felt like just.
Speaker 1: Was really is like medicine. Ped Light works like that is,
Speaker 1: you know, recognized by all medical professionals. Yes, medical professionals agree.
Speaker 1: You know, we we keep p D light on hand
Speaker 1: and just go to go to a place that has
Speaker 1: hungover kids around, you know, like a college town or
Speaker 1: something like that. Like we went to this place in
Speaker 1: a mon talk that was just when we showed up
Speaker 1: and like to get bagels. It was just full of
Speaker 1: like kids who were like still up, still drunk from
Speaker 1: the night before. And it was the wildest thing. Like
Speaker 1: it had a normal cooler of you know, the sorts
Speaker 1: of drinks that you would have at such a place,
Speaker 1: then like an entire like five row section of just
Speaker 1: pedia like just straight up and.
Speaker 2: It was they were through that ship Park City.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does taste like unformed a jello to me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it does actually work. It turns out.
Speaker 3: Also like the other thing, I was like, I don't
Speaker 3: want to drink something that's like bright blue or red
Speaker 3: like you you know, it works, man. I mean, look,
Speaker 3: I need that for my Mountain Dews and my soda.
Speaker 3: But like when I'm in a moment of like not
Speaker 3: feeling well, just there's something about that that made it
Speaker 3: feel a little bit like drinking like cough syrup or something.
Speaker 3: So then the next day, because I was I was
Speaker 3: going back to the farms here this ship like pretty
Speaker 3: much daily because I didn't know how much I needed,
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, I'll get a couple of bottles.
Speaker 3: Then the next app fucking got armfuls found die free
Speaker 3: kind that's just like clear that and I was like, Okay,
Speaker 3: I found I found my my pedia. So thank you Sophia,
Speaker 3: and thank you to medical practitioners who have been saying
Speaker 3: pretty consistently that this is good for children and adults.
Speaker 3: All say now to like overcome that stupid perception from
Speaker 3: idiots like me.
Speaker 1: My underrated is chatty pilots. I'm gonna say, I feel
Speaker 1: like that, like chat huh oh chatty. I feel like chatty,
Speaker 1: like chatty road. I need my pilot to be a
Speaker 1: chat want of coming in biting an apple that he's
Speaker 1: been like tossing and like flipping off the inside of
Speaker 1: his arm.
Speaker 2: No chatty pilots.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like so that Seinfeld special where like
Speaker 1: it was like him retiring all his like best bits
Speaker 1: like that is just like burned on my brain.
Speaker 2: I think I only thought like once or twice, but.
Speaker 1: He had that bit about how like pilots come on
Speaker 1: and they're like, we're gonna take you up to ten
Speaker 1: thousand feet and then we're gonna chill there for a
Speaker 1: little bit and then.
Speaker 2: We'll be and he's like, why don't you just do
Speaker 2: what you do?
Speaker 1: We don't need to know about all that, and it's
Speaker 1: like a good bit, and it's like it affected It
Speaker 1: made me biased against hearing from the pilot at a
Speaker 1: young age. But when we were flying back from the
Speaker 1: East Coast, the pilot popped on frequently to let us
Speaker 1: know what we could see out our little windows on
Speaker 1: the plane, and it was like people were like up,
Speaker 1: they were engaged like people. One guy and I overheard,
Speaker 1: was like, I've done this flight a hundred times, I've
Speaker 1: never looked out the windows like that. That's the first
Speaker 1: time I've ever seen the Grand Canyon.
Speaker 2: So shout up to Spirit Airlines the Rockies.
Speaker 1: We saw the Grand Canyon and the Rockies those are
Speaker 1: the kind of the big ones. And my kids were
Speaker 1: blown away over that. And if you if you kind
Speaker 1: of view it with a with you know, an uncalloused
Speaker 1: mind where you're just like, well, this is pretty fucking
Speaker 1: cool that we get to be here and and see
Speaker 1: this in person or something cool about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean it is always nice. Like I
Speaker 3: don't mind when they're sharing like wisdom or knowledge as
Speaker 3: a pilot. I think that's fine, Like that's additive. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't like the fucking the jokes. You know. That's
Speaker 3: when I's like, and I get it, you have a personality.
Speaker 3: But like I'm totally fine with them, Like when they
Speaker 3: actually explain the turbulence, like I don't care, Like I'm
Speaker 3: interest in that where they're like, you know, it's actually
Speaker 3: there's this we're actually gonna get up to here because yeah,
Speaker 3: we're just gonna get up a little bit of feet
Speaker 3: here and see if we can just get over that
Speaker 3: just make the ride a little bit smoother. And I'm like,
Speaker 3: all right, cool man, all right, I don't.
Speaker 1: Turbule, not for me, is all about hiding my terror
Speaker 1: from my kids, because like they don't even it hasn't
Speaker 1: like registered to them yet. They're just still it's like
Speaker 1: a bumpy ride and a bus, you know, And I
Speaker 1: am still I don't know.
Speaker 2: Really, I don't like turbulence.
Speaker 3: What does it make you think of? Were you like,
Speaker 3: you know, up turbulent? Oh yeah, turbulence.
Speaker 2: I know, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: Like, Yeah, I've read my way out of being terrified
Speaker 1: of turbulence, Like what you know, I've done the research
Speaker 1: that's like, no, that's not.
Speaker 2: Going to take a place. And also that's what that's
Speaker 2: immediately what.
Speaker 1: I pictures goblins just shaking the plane. But uh yeah,
Speaker 1: and even the there's the fact that like the wings
Speaker 1: can like bend, they're not going to break off no
Speaker 1: matter how Like the wings are flexible, and if the
Speaker 1: engines fell off, you would still be able to land
Speaker 1: the plane because like the planes are actually giants like
Speaker 1: all those things. I know, but my guts don't know it.
Speaker 1: And when there's turbulence, I'm like, we're gonna fall. I
Speaker 1: do shout that, and my kids are embarrassed.
Speaker 3: And you're deep in your kid's eyes, don't go We're die.
Speaker 2: What man, I don't want to die? Oh no, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 1: I framed it as like they don't know yet instead
Speaker 1: of being just like a weird problem that I have.
Speaker 2: Either.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm just keeping it inside. But like I'm
Speaker 1: sure they noticed that I'm clutching the armrests so hard
Speaker 1: that sometimes they.
Speaker 3: Cracking Yeah, you're like elbowing, elbowing your oldest kid. You know,
Speaker 3: scopes right, the pilot comes off. Yeah, we're just gonna
Speaker 3: we have a little bit of turbulence. It's gonna be
Speaker 3: a little bit bumpy for the next five or ten minutes. Nothing,
Speaker 3: nothing to worry about, you know. It's fuck, he's lying,
Speaker 3: it's fucking cone.
Speaker 2: We're done. We're fucking done.
Speaker 3: For We're fucking done.
Speaker 2: We're done.
Speaker 3: We're done.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I agree, though, when they come on and do the comedy,
Speaker 1: I always say, leave the comedy to the professionals, and
Speaker 1: I stand up and look around, see if anyone recognizes me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but pointing two thumbs at yourself to the fashion anybody
Speaker 1: anybody on the internet.
Speaker 2: Gang Nope, okay.
Speaker 3: No, uh soho house Pool?
Speaker 2: I feel that was hilarious. Not there, My shit was
Speaker 2: killing it.
Speaker 3: Was I know, dude, Manuel fucking discovered you.
Speaker 1: There also spirit airlines, I'm gonna say, pretty underrated at
Speaker 1: this point. I feel like once an airline becomes like
Speaker 1: known as like the shittiest airline, it's usually like I
Speaker 1: feel like the public perception is usually behind a little bit,
Speaker 1: and like they because people fly every're like, you know,
Speaker 1: they don't fly that much. So like I've had the
Speaker 1: experiences of the Spirit. It's pretty bad, but I feel
Speaker 1: like they've like kind of bounced back or like made
Speaker 1: a concerted effort. I had two Lovely Spirit Airlines flights.
Speaker 1: Uh really Yeah, that's traditionally supposed to be the worst.
Speaker 2: You do.
Speaker 1: Just have to bring your own water and ship on board.
Speaker 3: Water and bathroom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know you have to grease the wheels
Speaker 1: a little bit, give them a twenty to let you
Speaker 1: use the bathroom.
Speaker 2: What's what? The thing is overrated?
Speaker 3: Overrat it?
Speaker 2: Oh man.
Speaker 3: I've just been like I've been around people more socializing
Speaker 3: the last few weeks and not necessarily just like in
Speaker 3: like bigger groups like it'll be someone's birthday or like
Speaker 3: a like a like a you know, get together or
Speaker 3: something like that. And I just hear like there's this
Speaker 3: like straight guy like shitty grin review of Barbie. I
Speaker 3: keep hearing from like sis head dude, that's like it's
Speaker 3: some version of like it's this like sarcastic way when
Speaker 3: people are like, oh yeah, I thought it was really great,
Speaker 3: Like it's it's like really well done, and some guy
Speaker 3: comes in and goes, oh yeah, man, I'm actually really
Speaker 3: glad I saw Barbie because I had never heard of
Speaker 3: like patriarchy before. And you're like huh, And it's like
Speaker 3: just sort of this way of like like bringing up
Speaker 3: trying to say like I don't know if they thought
Speaker 3: their message it is. It's exactly that. It's this like
Speaker 3: very tongue in cheek way of being like I am
Speaker 3: pretty fucking macho guy, but also like I'm away of
Speaker 3: concepts like patriarchy.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I get it, Barbie ya. That's his take
Speaker 1: the entire time, once he hears a single idea that
Speaker 1: he's familiar with in a movie dismissive before we get it.
Speaker 3: Well, no, it's sort of that or just sort of
Speaker 3: like this other version that is like very patronizing. It's
Speaker 3: like and you know, like I remember right after that
Speaker 3: like change my life, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 3: I'm so different now because of Barbie. And you're like, dude,
Speaker 3: shut the fuck up, Like this is the most touring
Speaker 3: fucking take and it's a aggressive and you're just dumb
Speaker 3: like that all you when other people who are like
Speaker 3: saying yeah, of course, like it's it's rotten with all
Speaker 3: these messages like fine, that's that's that's what the movie's doing.
Speaker 3: But like that's not even the main focus for a
Speaker 3: lot of people. Like they talk about the other performances
Speaker 3: or the acting, the fucking the set direction, all that
Speaker 3: kind of stuff, and it's like some just just seem
Speaker 3: like dudes come back to this thing. It's like, oh yeah, man,
Speaker 3: he's like, but it's like dudes are in trouble, right, huhh.
Speaker 3: I don't get it right, dude, just shut up, like
Speaker 3: and I'm like, who the fuck are you like anyway,
Speaker 3: Like just that way of interacting with it. I've just
Speaker 3: heard a few times and I'm like this, don't don't
Speaker 3: be with these fucking chokes.
Speaker 2: Don't do that.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: If you don't like the movie and you're a straight
Speaker 1: since that dude, maybe just keep it to yourself.
Speaker 3: Well, the thing is, those guys are never even saying
Speaker 3: that they didn't like it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: They're just like really leaning into that part, and it's
Speaker 3: just like.
Speaker 2: Or something, I don't know, it just like comes.
Speaker 3: Off so weird. That sounds like confused. I'm like, so
Speaker 3: you're like you're like you're on fifth wave feminism or
Speaker 3: something that you're like saying, well, where are we getting at?
Speaker 3: What are we getting at?
Speaker 2: This barbie feminist male? Yeah, PBF dude.
Speaker 1: But that song I Want to Push You Around does
Speaker 1: kind of go uh just step wy. I like that
Speaker 1: song is great, so you know, it's so funny something
Speaker 1: they couldn't have been so hard on that.
Speaker 3: Some guy actually said that, not exactly, but that the
Speaker 3: fucking like the emphasis of like it's like that song,
Speaker 3: Like a lot of people thought it was funny like
Speaker 3: that they were singing that song like it's a pretty
Speaker 3: good song.
Speaker 2: Like if you really here, let me grab my guitar
Speaker 2: real quick.
Speaker 3: Yeah what three? Four? Oh?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Yeah? My operated is. Fight videos seem to be going viral,
Speaker 1: like just there's a lot of fight like violence just
Speaker 1: uh fights. First of all, like just, uh, we want
Speaker 1: to see our two biggest billionaires fight each other. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we want to see the Paul brothers fight. Like it
Speaker 1: just seems like it's increasingly a part of mainstream culture.
Speaker 1: And then like, I don't know, it seemed like over
Speaker 1: the weekend there were two big fight videos that were
Speaker 1: like just everywhere on social media. The guy like a
Speaker 1: baseball player getting knocked out in extreme flow motion. Then
Speaker 1: like a fight in at Alabama like a ship where
Speaker 1: like they.
Speaker 3: Tried to jump the black security guard and then the
Speaker 3: whole bolt fucking let out.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just feels like, I don't know, it feels
Speaker 1: like fight just violent videos are more and more just
Speaker 1: something we're like, yeah, oh did you see this?
Speaker 2: Like this is fucking awesome.
Speaker 3: And our new sports.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just.
Speaker 1: Like something that's bad, badthing is happening and.
Speaker 3: Yeah right Brian Just's World Star. When that used to
Speaker 3: be the thing people would scream, like even without cameras out. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I know what you mean, Like it is it Like
Speaker 3: that's why there's another like being really conscious of your
Speaker 3: like media intake is important because for a while, man,
Speaker 3: the way I could get lost on fucking Reddit and
Speaker 3: just su like just all kinds of shit like that,
Speaker 3: you kind of start you go outside and you're kind
Speaker 3: of like all right, so once it going down, now
Speaker 3: like you start looking it fucks up. It creates this
Speaker 3: sort of weird confirmation bias or like expectation for violence.
Speaker 2: That which can be good.
Speaker 3: Right No no, no, no, no no no. Although I've
Speaker 3: seen enough Reddit videos and shit, and you know, I've
Speaker 3: just been been around. I've seen a few things in
Speaker 3: my day that I'm definitely more attuned to when I
Speaker 3: start seeing things like about to head south, because now
Speaker 3: as a parent, I'm like a little bit more I
Speaker 3: would be like, I don't want my kids anywhere if
Speaker 3: I start seeing if I can tell I see fucking
Speaker 3: energy swirling like in a way no, like miss us
Speaker 3: with all of that, But I don't know. I think
Speaker 3: a lot of it too, is like it's just this
Speaker 3: our frustrations, like our societal frustrations are just boiling over
Speaker 3: into us just fucking each other up because we're so
Speaker 3: powerless in every other avenue of our lives that it's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: you know what, you're the fucking villain today, and watch
Speaker 3: me act out my like violent rage.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think I think we're just angrier and like it.
Speaker 1: It seems like it's more and more something that people
Speaker 1: want to see, and I feel like it's probably not
Speaker 1: good overall on on balance, Like I'm trying not to
Speaker 1: watch them, but like I'm not. I'm not saying I'm
Speaker 1: above it, Like I've you grew up why loving boxing?
Speaker 2: I gave me that movie.
Speaker 3: Some drive when we met. You're like, dude, check out
Speaker 3: these videos on here.
Speaker 2: They're pretty pretty dark. Shit.
Speaker 3: Man, I'm like, wait, are you hiring for the podcast thing?
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, but watch those first. I know you're cool. Yeah, no, yeah,
Speaker 3: I think it's just it's like it reminds me of
Speaker 3: how like there was like that stat about how like
Speaker 3: some of like the most like so many fights go
Speaker 3: down at Chuck E Cheese's between the parents because of
Speaker 3: like distress of like having to provide for your kid,
Speaker 3: wanting your kid to have a good time, and then
Speaker 3: like how distressful that like, how stressful that can be,
Speaker 3: and then you enter some other kinds of shit, like
Speaker 3: other kinds of variables, and then it turns to fucking violence.
Speaker 3: It's just like I feel like because now there is
Speaker 3: a lot of there's just a lot of dissatisfaction in
Speaker 3: many ways, or people just feel generally unprotected by the
Speaker 3: government because they're not that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're lonelier and like more separate from one another,
Speaker 1: and the only way we can conceive of interacting with
Speaker 1: other people is like being afraid of them and swinging
Speaker 1: on them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And on some level too, it reminds of like
Speaker 3: how like we need to have like a bad guy
Speaker 3: that we laugh at or like scammer or whatever. It's
Speaker 3: because like we have such larger problems on the planet
Speaker 3: that don't have such clear, clearly defined villains. Yeah, that
Speaker 3: we're fulfilling that need in these other weird ways to
Speaker 3: be Like I don't fucking like they're shit wrong with everything,
Speaker 3: and I don't know who the fuck to be hed it,
Speaker 3: but I'm it's fucking.
Speaker 2: You, I guess. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We've also talked about how like the sex is being
Speaker 1: taken out of like there's that s a like everyone
Speaker 1: is beautiful, nobody is horny about like modern Hollywood movies
Speaker 1: and how they've taken the sex out of them, And
Speaker 1: like fight videos, same complaint. There's hardly any sex in them.
Speaker 1: The people rarely, you know, make love to one another
Speaker 1: after after they knock each other out. So yeah, if
Speaker 1: you're gonna get in a fight video, like at least
Speaker 1: add some tasteful nudity.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. Deep kissing, just.
Speaker 2: Deep, meaningful, deep deep kissing.
Speaker 3: Please like punkt you eight either beginner and your violent
Speaker 3: fight video with a deep.
Speaker 1: Kiss, boxers touch gloves. I want fight VIDs that end
Speaker 1: with a deep, meaningful kiss.
Speaker 3: Look Isaiah Thomas and Maddie Johnson knew that's right, court kiss.
Speaker 3: That's just a nice kiss, you know.
Speaker 2: What I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break and we'll
Speaker 1: come back.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I'm talking like Tucker Carlson all
Speaker 2: of a sudden.
Speaker 1: We'll come back and we'll talk about why these conservative
Speaker 1: are so excited that the US lost in the Women's
Speaker 1: World Cup.
Speaker 2: They'll be right back.
Speaker 1: Oh god, and we're back, And I'm actually not gonna
Speaker 1: explain why you you know, why they're excited that Megan
Speaker 1: Rippino lost, of course, But it's just it's just funny, like, well,
Speaker 1: when you find yourself rooting against your greatest like the
Speaker 1: modern day dream team for America, like the thing, uh Like, it's.
Speaker 3: Because they because they advocate for themselves.
Speaker 2: They advocate for themselves. How dare you? Yeah? The akay
Speaker 2: they hate America?
Speaker 3: Uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like just just let it go. It's wild though
Speaker 3: too to see that kind of It also does show
Speaker 3: how much how mainstream the women's national team has become,
Speaker 3: because it is like it's full on that like it
Speaker 3: used to be. Like if you like sports, you knew
Speaker 3: about it. But now it's like national discourse about knowing
Speaker 3: how the women's world like Women's World Cup is going.
Speaker 3: Some pretty some heartbroken people out there.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm glad they lost. The attitude of the
Speaker 2: US women's national team reflect such poor values. That's sickening.
Speaker 2: They need an overhaul.
Speaker 1: The America hating, entitled, ungrateful group led by Meghan Rappino
Speaker 1: needs to go quite fitting. She's the one who blew
Speaker 1: their best chance to win.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but what what is it is?
Speaker 2: It?
Speaker 3: Is it that no one watches women's sports because they
Speaker 3: suck at it and like no one cares, or now
Speaker 3: it's that you're upset because they're not meeting the level
Speaker 3: of like elite play that you're demanding, Like, is it
Speaker 3: one mic thing?
Speaker 2: Let me know.
Speaker 3: I don't know what it is. I think it's just
Speaker 3: just general misogyny.
Speaker 2: But yeah, good luck.
Speaker 6: I met Charlie players good players too, man, they got
Speaker 6: good fucking saying is like the dominance of the US
Speaker 6: women's national team is to do a lot with the
Speaker 6: fact that soccer was one of the first sports that
Speaker 6: like American culture openly was saying like encouraging like women
Speaker 6: to get into sports.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and because the infrastructure was there, the US just
Speaker 3: like miles ahead of even other nations where like they
Speaker 3: had much more you know, you know, long ingrained traditions
Speaker 3: of football, and now things are just equalizing, and yeah,
Speaker 3: like now you just got to.
Speaker 2: Basketball, like what have it?
Speaker 1: Like the dream Team was like, you know, miles ahead,
Speaker 1: but then the rest of the country or the rest
Speaker 1: of the world caught up, and you know, the influence
Speaker 1: of like how awesome and glamorous like those teams were
Speaker 1: originally like probably had something to do with how awesome
Speaker 1: everybody else has become. And it's you know, it's more
Speaker 1: fun that way. Not for Americans. Americans. Americans just want
Speaker 1: to be dominant. They want to be unquestioningly dominant. I
Speaker 1: don't wanna I want to have to pay attention to
Speaker 1: the games. I just want to wake up and see
Speaker 1: that they won five nil exactly.
Speaker 2: The Sweden, the heck, the heck.
Speaker 1: All right, let's check about Mitch McConnell. Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: worried about him during my trip. I was I was like,
Speaker 1: what is Senator npc like healthy?
Speaker 3: He's doing good? I think, you know, he it was
Speaker 3: nice he went to uh this like really nice, fancy
Speaker 3: picnic thing like it's called the big like fancy farm
Speaker 3: Picnic in Kentucky. So he was among his constituents and
Speaker 3: it was nice just to see like how his just
Speaker 3: like the bond that he has between him and his constituents,
Speaker 3: especially after like that you know, kind of medical scare
Speaker 3: that he had a couple of weeks ago. So I
Speaker 3: just wanted to play a clip of just this, like
Speaker 3: just like just to them sending it their well wishes
Speaker 3: as he's speaking and a large group of fellow Kentuckians.
Speaker 2: No, Yo, he's just like trying to go forward with
Speaker 2: it too. He plowed through.
Speaker 3: He plowed through, and the pun was intended because he
Speaker 3: was at the big fancy farm picnic. He plowed right
Speaker 3: on through. Uh as he But I mean, Mitch McConnell
Speaker 3: is no stranger for giving speeches where no one hears
Speaker 3: what he says because they're all screaming at him. But yeah,
Speaker 3: this was this is fucking because I'm like, it's I
Speaker 3: feel like it's maybe something unifying like Kentucky right now,
Speaker 3: because you're definitely gonna have the maga Republicans hate him,
Speaker 3: and then you're gonna have like, you know, the non Republicans, Democrats,
Speaker 3: independents who are like, you are a darth You're the
Speaker 3: fucking grim what is it, the what does he call himself,
Speaker 3: the grim Reaper of the Senate. Yeah, so I think
Speaker 3: they actually he found a moment to unify his constituents
Speaker 3: and he's been talking about division on along. So it's
Speaker 3: I don't know, feels.
Speaker 1: Like a win for everybody there because the Democrats feel
Speaker 1: like if he retired they might have a chance that
Speaker 1: like replacing him, even though they're.
Speaker 3: Or just to have someone who's such a you know,
Speaker 3: shrewd fucking tactician. Yeah, like operating on that side, and
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, just with him in office, like him
Speaker 3: out of office, I think just is an energetic a.
Speaker 2: W for humanity.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, because again, like we said, even if he
Speaker 3: were to retire, you know, in most states, most states,
Speaker 3: the governor would then be allowed to depick who the
Speaker 3: replacement senator would be, which again for most people do
Speaker 3: a little Senate math, they're like, oh, then it could
Speaker 3: be a Democrat. No, Andy Basheer, even though he's a Democrat,
Speaker 3: the fucking Republican signed into law that there's no fucking
Speaker 3: way he can he can only appoint The only way
Speaker 3: he can appoint someone is if they're a Republican, So
Speaker 3: that seats solidly red for now.
Speaker 1: How are they able to Like sometimes when you hear
Speaker 1: about what Republicans are doing in Congress, it sounds like
Speaker 1: when I'm like playing with my seven year old and
Speaker 1: he's like and then no, but I actually have like
Speaker 1: infinity strength and like laser blasters. So even though you
Speaker 1: caught me like I, you know, like they're just like
Speaker 1: making shit up as they go and being like, we're
Speaker 1: actually invisible, invincible, and the strongest person in the world,
Speaker 1: so you actually can't replace us.
Speaker 3: But it's like that energy combined with the fact that
Speaker 3: like then he's also tying your shoelaces together when you
Speaker 3: don't see, and like sabotaging, like actually doing a lot
Speaker 3: of you see.
Speaker 2: That video, is that? Oh quit for rial? Yeah he did.
Speaker 1: He did tie my shoelaces together. Then he said, have
Speaker 1: a nice trip, see you next fall.
Speaker 5: I fell off the dock, my head in a bucket
Speaker 5: for some reason, a toilet seat around my neck.
Speaker 3: Oh no, yeah, retire, yeah yeah, retire.
Speaker 2: Man, yeah, retire. That was pretty dope though.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Kentucky shout out to the fancy farm picnic. Yeah,
Speaker 1: farm parties are that was some of the most set
Speaker 1: fun things I've ever attended are farm parties in Kentucky.
Speaker 1: What that means, Like, somebody who lives on a horse
Speaker 1: farm just you like drive out onto a corner of
Speaker 1: their property that isn't within earshot or sight of their parents,
Speaker 1: and then everybody just like drives their cars out there,
Speaker 1: and then you try and be quiet enough and not
Speaker 1: spook the horses and like have a fucking bonfire.
Speaker 3: Wait, how do you rage and not spook the hort
Speaker 3: That sounds like such.
Speaker 2: A badly like that.
Speaker 1: That was one one party where everyone's like, okay, but
Speaker 1: you do have to like be quiet because the horses
Speaker 1: are out.
Speaker 3: Drunk kids notoriously quiet creatures.
Speaker 1: Hey, we were making it up as we went, you know, Hey,
Speaker 1: I get it, I get it. Uh kenon Barbie the
Speaker 1: Barbie Juggernaut. Barbie was number one of the box office
Speaker 1: again this weekend.
Speaker 3: And a Billy a billion a billion a billion dollars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Greta Gerwick.
Speaker 3: Shout out to Greta Gerwig.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really like three for three in the biggest
Speaker 2: way possible, Like, oh yeah, watch this watch, we hit
Speaker 2: a billion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and uh, you know, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles came
Speaker 1: out this weekend. The Meg two came out this weekend.
Speaker 1: I am planning to take my kids to see Teenage
Speaker 1: Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Speaker 3: I want to see that too. Actually, I've heard from
Speaker 3: my fellow geriatric millennials who are childless but like go
Speaker 3: to the movies regularly. They're like, hey, man, you might
Speaker 3: want to check that out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you might want to check that out.
Speaker 3: I'm like I would because I like turtles.
Speaker 1: My five year old is already into teenage meant Ninja Turtles,
Speaker 1: so oh yeah, yeah it's gonna be hell yeah.
Speaker 2: It could be one.
Speaker 3: I mean if you're like, I don't know how like,
Speaker 3: I don't know if you're ready be like hardcore like
Speaker 3: nerd dad. But like those original graphic novels are so good. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and the drawings are like so much better than like
Speaker 3: the cartoon. I was like, this is fucking what the
Speaker 3: Ninja Turtles should have been.
Speaker 1: He got into it from the old arcade game at
Speaker 1: a check cheese that we were at one time, and
Speaker 1: then a.
Speaker 3: Available switch.
Speaker 1: Is oh yeah, of course it is, and I know
Speaker 1: and a comic book that we got to the library.
Speaker 2: He's just nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's gravitated. Yeah, and he is a party dude
Speaker 1: to buy five year old as a party dude who
Speaker 1: loves pizza.
Speaker 2: Oh really, but.
Speaker 1: Anyways, uh Ken a Barbie domina continues, and it seems
Speaker 1: like they might be dominating another chart, the baby Name track.
Speaker 3: Or maybe those baby Name tracktor sites. They said they've
Speaker 3: they've seen a two hundred or three hundred and two
Speaker 3: hundred percent uptick in searches for the names Barbie and Ken, respectively.
Speaker 3: Oh I don't I mean, that's probably fine because no
Speaker 3: fucking nobody was surprise searching Ken, you know, like because
Speaker 3: any feels like a dead name. So like an okay,
Speaker 3: you went from two to two searches to four searches,
Speaker 3: you know, maybe Barbie, I don't know. I mean again,
Speaker 3: I get it, like any after after any big pop
Speaker 3: culture phenomenon like Game of Thrones that has like weird
Speaker 3: names or interesting names, people are going to start being like, well,
Speaker 3: you know, how do I align that with my personal life?
Speaker 3: But like Barbie and Ken just feels so like normcore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, like is pretty impossible to differentiate from
Speaker 1: the character at this point, right, Yeah, yeah, exactly, So
Speaker 1: that's what I feel. But again, so is so is
Speaker 1: Kalisi or Denaris.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and people that that's not stopping people, But I
Speaker 3: guess it's like still, yeah, I'm just like trying to
Speaker 3: be like, there's a those there's cooler names like Alan
Speaker 3: what about No, not look enough for that one. But yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean, what do I know? I almost try to
Speaker 3: name my son after an Arsenal player, So that's maybe
Speaker 3: I'm not the best to speak on.
Speaker 1: We named our son after not actually after a Game
Speaker 1: of Thrones character, but it did happen to overlap with
Speaker 1: a Game of Thrones character. Uh and sitous serenipitous you
Speaker 1: know what?
Speaker 2: Luck what timing?
Speaker 1: Anyway, all right, Elon Vizak. I may be tired of
Speaker 1: the fights. I may be saying stop it with this violence, folks,
Speaker 1: but the people, the people are thirsty. They want to
Speaker 1: see these two billionaires have an unsatisfying pushing match.
Speaker 3: Daddy wants blood.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, but.
Speaker 3: Look, Jack, we're still getting fucking jerked around over whether
Speaker 3: or not these little fuckers are gonna pop out the
Speaker 3: wall and have a big cum shot or I mean,
Speaker 3: have a big cage fight like the latest development came two.
Speaker 1: Season two is fucking wildless. I just rewatched season two
Speaker 1: and it is so good of us.
Speaker 2: I think you should say to fuck.
Speaker 3: Up your expectations for season three.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe a little bit, but I don't know. I
Speaker 1: haven't rewatched season three.
Speaker 3: I gotta watch season three again.
Speaker 2: But yeah, season two was better than I remembered it.
Speaker 2: I will say.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, back to this, these little fuckers may pop
Speaker 3: out of the wall and have a coum shot because
Speaker 3: over the weekend, Elon Must said we're gonna we're gonna
Speaker 3: live stream this shit on Twitter U, which okay cool,
Speaker 3: and then Zuck immediately demonstrated his willingness to CounterPunch by
Speaker 3: quote tweeting that and say, shouldn't we use a more
Speaker 3: reliable platform that can actually raise money for charity? And
Speaker 3: you're like, oh, sir, Elon, you should.
Speaker 2: Know like they're flirting with each other a little bit more.
Speaker 3: Well, there's there's definitely gonna be a deep kiss on
Speaker 3: either side of that place. Yes, but Elon, you should
Speaker 3: know that when you're fighting an opponent, especially in combat sports,
Speaker 3: always keep your balls protected because some random tech guy
Speaker 3: could just come waltz right up and vaporize your sack
Speaker 3: with one blow, like just by being like, yo, bro,
Speaker 3: your shit sucks though, and everyone loved it. But either way,
Speaker 3: Elon Musk has been very serious about training based on
Speaker 3: some of these things, we've heard him talk about his
Speaker 3: own training regiment. First he said, quote, if the fight
Speaker 3: is short, I probably win. If long, he may win.
Speaker 3: On endurance, I'm much bigger, and there is a reason
Speaker 3: MNA has weight divisions. Then he said, I'm lifting weights
Speaker 3: throughout the day preparing for the fight. Don't have time
Speaker 3: to work out, so I just bring them to work
Speaker 3: m And.
Speaker 1: Then he goes working out all day, if you're just
Speaker 1: walking from your desk to the bathroom, totally haven't you
Speaker 1: flushed the bathroom? You're working those traps.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hadn't put extra weights in the flesh lever,
Speaker 3: so it the's a lot of energy to do that.
Speaker 3: And then he said aim quote aiming to get fifty
Speaker 3: pound free weights this week. I build muscle fast. Physical
Speaker 3: endurance is my weak spot, so I'm aiming to make
Speaker 3: this quick. Then he goes on quote product testing and
Speaker 3: working out kills two birds with one stone. I swing
Speaker 3: one of the forty five pound weights for a kettlebell workout. Dude,
Speaker 3: testing what this is when he said there's a few
Speaker 3: things that I got to point out when he said
Speaker 3: I'm lifting weights throughout the day. Yeah, okay, that sounds
Speaker 3: like me every time I attempt to start lifting, where
Speaker 3: I go, oh yeah, I quote lift weights throughout the day.
Speaker 3: And by that, I mean I look at some dumbbells
Speaker 3: I bought and wonder, man, can I still curl that shit?
Speaker 3: And I pick it up. I curl it once or
Speaker 3: twice the second my arm any kind of stress or tension,
Speaker 3: I put that shit down. I go, damn so and
Speaker 3: you've just maxed out, homie. You see, Yeah, why do
Speaker 3: you take a break? That's what I That's what I
Speaker 3: picked ure. I say, lifted throughout the day, like I
Speaker 3: walk by a weight and go let me see this
Speaker 3: real quick. All right? That was three reps. Okay, I'm
Speaker 3: ready for my fight with with Mark Zuckerberg. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: then just the Yeah, aiming to get fifty packs, that's
Speaker 3: such a lie. You're a fucking billionaire who can, who
Speaker 3: regularly summons bullshit at a moment's notice, and you're aiming
Speaker 3: to get fifty You don't know if you can't afford
Speaker 3: him if you have time to go to home depot later.
Speaker 3: What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, so my man,
Speaker 3: is he shook? I don't think. I don't think he's
Speaker 3: in a fight. No, probably, I think this ends with
Speaker 3: him not fighting. I do feel like we would.
Speaker 1: See that he is much bigger than Zuckerberg if they
Speaker 1: did get in the cage together, and then oh yeah,
Speaker 1: hopefully Zuckerberg would be able to He's a big boy.
Speaker 1: Do the meaningful deep kiss that put to sleep Zuckerberg.
Speaker 3: Oh Zuckerberg. He probably gets them in like a rear
Speaker 3: amount when they're doing jiu jitsu and he just starts
Speaker 3: kissing on on his neck.
Speaker 2: He's like, and then.
Speaker 3: Go to sleep, Go to sleep. Now, let's.
Speaker 1: All right, Uh, one more break, we'll come back. We'll
Speaker 1: talk latest in the indictment. Get you out of here.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back and we're back. And Donald Trump,
Speaker 1: Uh so when I was out, what the heck happened?
Speaker 2: Man? This guy got indicted again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're exercising free speech.
Speaker 1: Just over the weekend, despite being explicitly worn not too
Speaker 1: he went on social media and just, uh, you're not
Speaker 1: gonna believe this. Let rip this guy can't fucking help himself.
Speaker 2: It does feel like, I mean, and this, I've had.
Speaker 1: This thought throughout his run in politics that he like
Speaker 1: knows something we don't and he's like talking like he's
Speaker 1: about to get like airlifted out of the prison yard,
Speaker 1: but right in this case, like I don't know what
Speaker 1: the escape hatch would be, but he just he went
Speaker 1: off king.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean cause again, the prosecutors are like, we need
Speaker 3: a protective order because this guy's like if you come
Speaker 3: after me, I'm going after you all caps, and people
Speaker 3: like what the fuck is this? And also like you
Speaker 3: need to fucking muzzle this dude because he has a
Speaker 3: a fucking pattern, a history of just like leaking evidence
Speaker 3: or talking about jury selection, or talking about fucking witnesses
Speaker 3: and trying to fucking witness tamper, like that's his whole
Speaker 3: fucking thing. And you know, most people are like, is
Speaker 3: this gonna actually lead to him going to jail because
Speaker 3: like he's pretty aggressively like not following any orders here.
Speaker 3: And yeah, I know today Monday, he's supposed to his
Speaker 3: lawyers are going to court to talk about like this
Speaker 3: protective order or what's going to happen with that et cetera,
Speaker 3: what he may or may not be able to do.
Speaker 3: But I just the way that he's fucking true thing
Speaker 3: is like it's it's like it, I don't know, it
Speaker 3: just felt it's like he's like melting down even more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean it.
Speaker 1: Some people are speculating that he like must want to
Speaker 1: go to jail because it thinks that he thinks it
Speaker 1: all like rile up his base. But I think it's
Speaker 1: probably more likely he's just a rich white man who
Speaker 1: has never faced consequences for his actions and is unable
Speaker 1: to suddenly, for the first time in his life, contain
Speaker 1: his massive, extremely loud personality disorder.
Speaker 2: Right, I don't know, Like this is yeah, this is he's.
Speaker 1: Responded to every legal action by just like incessantly talking
Speaker 1: shit and like throughout his life, long before he was president,
Speaker 1: like that. He gets sued all the time and he
Speaker 1: just you know, tries to uh and he's continuing with
Speaker 1: that same strategy, and it does seem like he might
Speaker 1: have run out of like options at.
Speaker 3: This point, well he has. He desperately needs something to
Speaker 3: escalate the like the whole jeopardy of it all for
Speaker 3: his followers, like exponentially. Yeah, because right now it's like
Speaker 3: a thing where people like they kind of don't care
Speaker 3: if he's.
Speaker 2: Convicted, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: They're like, yeah, they're like I don't care, Like I
Speaker 3: don't care if he's convinc I don't care if he's guilty,
Speaker 3: Like I don't care if he's in jail. Like it's
Speaker 3: like I don't know, I like him, but I don't care.
Speaker 3: Also I don't care, like it doesn't really bother me
Speaker 3: about that about him. So because most people are like, yeah,
Speaker 3: he probably committed a crime, but I don't care, rather
Speaker 3: than like this is all fucking bull. So I'm sure
Speaker 3: the idea of him being detained would really then be
Speaker 3: like it makes it very real and visceral for like
Speaker 3: all the Magot people, it's like, oh shit, dude, like
Speaker 3: they got his as locked the fuck up.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: That's like, I think a huge miscalculation on his part
Speaker 3: because I don't know what the fuck he thinks it
Speaker 3: will be like. But I don't know up until this point,
Speaker 3: like he has been handled with such kid gloves this
Speaker 3: whole time, Like I'm really, I'm not conn I don't
Speaker 3: even know.
Speaker 1: I feel like it will be it's not like he's
Speaker 1: gonna go to Gen Pop and like, actually.
Speaker 2: No, no, no.
Speaker 3: But even then I think, I'm like, but bro, you're
Speaker 3: not like gonna go home on time out, Like if
Speaker 3: they detain you like they're there, you probably you're gonna.
Speaker 2: Have to facility.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but okay, go ahead, and you know, like you know,
Speaker 3: you can't get your hairspray and ship, they don't give
Speaker 3: you that, I know, So what you're gonna do? So
Speaker 3: what you're gonna do?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What is he gonna look like?
Speaker 6: That?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 3: The tweets were truths or whatever were so fucking all
Speaker 3: over the place from what he was talking about. It
Speaker 3: felt like someone like a cat thrashing in a bathtub.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I personally didn't comment on Nancy Pelosi's very weird story
Speaker 1: concerning her husband, but I can because wait, what what
Speaker 1: I got to do with you right now? Derange Jack
Speaker 1: Smith and he that one goes on about Nancy Pelosi
Speaker 1: and her husband goes.
Speaker 3: That one because it's so fucking weird.
Speaker 2: But now I can because she said something about me
Speaker 2: with Lee that was really quite vicious. I saw a
Speaker 2: scared puppy, she said, and she watched me on television
Speaker 2: like millions of others that didn't see that. I wasn't scared. Nevertheless,
Speaker 2: how mean a thing to say? How mena a thing
Speaker 2: to say? She's a wicked witch whose husband's journey from
Speaker 2: Hell starts and finishes with her. She is a sick
Speaker 2: and demented psycho who will someday live in hell?
Speaker 3: Are you, sir?
Speaker 2: Journey from Hell starts and finishes with her? So what
Speaker 2: is that? Even? Did she?
Speaker 3: So I'm guessing if it starts she's a wicked which
Speaker 3: that I guess maybe conjured him from hell.
Speaker 2: Okay, And so she starts and finishes with her interesting so.
Speaker 3: That she's merely a manifestation of yeah, I don't know
Speaker 3: unless she's yeah, she's like, he's a hell spawn and
Speaker 3: then he's like and once she's done with him, chi,
Speaker 3: he will cast cast him back to fucking hell whatever.
Speaker 2: So off on jack Smith.
Speaker 1: He went off on the judge like, and this is
Speaker 1: all after they were like, Hey, we got to ask
Speaker 1: him not to do this ship because he's biasing juries.
Speaker 1: He's like revealing evidence about the case. We can't share
Speaker 1: evidence with him because we know he's going to talk
Speaker 1: about that ship.
Speaker 2: So I don't know. It just seems like he is
Speaker 2: incapable of even conceiving of consequences and therefore.
Speaker 3: No or again because he's been living life with the
Speaker 3: like white privileged star of like Mario, where you just
Speaker 3: like like that even then you're like, man, what's the
Speaker 3: consequence anyway? You know, like it's all everything's like so
Speaker 3: malformed in terms of how you perceive these kinds of things,
Speaker 3: So it would be funny, it's like it's it's it
Speaker 3: almost feels like that or that, Like I think, wasn't
Speaker 3: the pilot of South Park where they had the volcano
Speaker 3: in town and they were all told to just duck
Speaker 3: and cover and the lava would go over them, like
Speaker 3: as a means to say safe safe in a volcanic eruption,
Speaker 3: Like he has like duck and cover mentality. He was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: just duck and cover and then it'll just all go
Speaker 3: over me, rather than like it's magma that will fucking
Speaker 3: vaporize your whole.
Speaker 1: Shit, right, Like, the worst thing that's ever happened to
Speaker 1: him is that he wanted to be a professional baseball
Speaker 1: player and instead his dad gave him a million dollars
Speaker 1: to become a businessman. He's like, fuck, that's it could
Speaker 1: have been great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got sucked over by the system too.
Speaker 1: The Pence thing, I think you guys probably talked about
Speaker 1: this last week, But like, isn't he on Wax in
Speaker 1: the indictment telling Mike Pence he's tooana one Pence wouldn't
Speaker 1: go along with the scheme? Like that does feel like
Speaker 1: pretty definitive evidence, right, Yeah, No, he's jacked like he's
Speaker 1: they fucked right, Yes, like in a court of law.
Speaker 2: That feels bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because like his his team's media defense seems to
Speaker 1: be like he was just saying what he thought was true,
Speaker 1: like he believed that he had won the election, and
Speaker 1: like they have him one Wax saying depens like you're
Speaker 1: too honest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. Well and also not just that, like you know,
Speaker 3: he knows he didn't win because he had to do
Speaker 3: all these things to ensure to try and overturn the results.
Speaker 1: That's ends like thirty five forty five thousand votes for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and also like the idea, the free speech shit
Speaker 3: is they keep talking about, Well, he's just saying, Louid,
Speaker 3: he believes that's what they're not, that's you're that's not
Speaker 3: what this does understand what diffree speeches. It's also it's
Speaker 3: about this conspiracy. Yeah, this collection of actions that came
Speaker 3: together to attempt to overturn the election. It's not just
Speaker 3: what he said at the fucking rotund or whatever the fuck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all the actions too.
Speaker 3: So they're being very disingenuous. And again they're just they
Speaker 3: just need something that's like a very tidy way for
Speaker 3: the followers again to just be like, it's about free speech, man, No, no,
Speaker 3: and then you can just kind of go on with your.
Speaker 1: Day, right, do they like do they think that free
Speaker 1: speech means that you can hire a hitman? Like because
Speaker 1: you're just using speech.
Speaker 3: Well, your honor, I believed like that my wife was
Speaker 3: gonna like take off with all my money in the divorce,
Speaker 3: so I had to murder her.
Speaker 2: It's just words.
Speaker 3: I don't know like I would. Who knows. I mean,
Speaker 3: these lawyers have they've gone, They've gone the extra fucking
Speaker 3: mile to look at as terrible as possible, So who knows.
Speaker 1: All right, well, those are some of the things that
Speaker 1: have been going on over the weekend and into this morning.
Speaker 1: We are back tomorrow with a whole ass episode of
Speaker 1: the show. Until then, be kind to each other, Be
Speaker 1: kind to yourselves. Get the vaccine. Just get the vaccine.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of despite the fact that you tested native,
Speaker 1: there is a lot of COVID going around.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, be careful out there.
Speaker 1: Don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk
Speaker 1: to y'all tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Fight bite