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Speaker 2: Uh well, let's let's buckle up for an out of

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Speaker 2: this world episode of Bananas.

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Speaker 3: Your world understand, million pieces, guys, gals, non binary pals,

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Speaker 3: Welcome to Bananas.

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Speaker 1: Sitting across from me is the world renowned screenwriter, well

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Speaker 1: and famously good time Scotti landis thank you.

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Speaker 2: I'll take the second one is more important to me

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Speaker 2: and you know him when you see him that you're

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Speaker 2: England or or Australia or wherever fan mean something else,

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Speaker 1: Huh, how's it? So? This is just for everyone who

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Speaker 1: we have. This is today is ending the eleventh atmospheric

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Speaker 2: I've always said Los Angeles would be the most depressing

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Speaker 1: It's mostly strip balls and so get the raid. It

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Speaker 2: What I'm saying is, if you do the crime, you

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Speaker 2: I'm great? I found out I'm gonna move DJ Skeet

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's beautiful feeling leave your past behind you, get

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Speaker 1: And it's just like a try kind of a travelogue

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Speaker 1: Kind of finally broke him. This one blue plate. It's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sci fi dats dumb alien theory where they're just

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Speaker 1: I love that. I love those. The drive through beer

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Speaker 2: Yep, it was crazy. I don't do the Dakarty places

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Speaker 1: Man. I wish there was more barrel shaped houses, more

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Speaker 2: Could not agree more. There's a pretty cool bar called

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Speaker 2: Be a lot easier to find your friend's house.

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Speaker 1: I live in the giant pair of dice, Griffith.

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Speaker 2: It makes people happy. It's houses are so ugly. Every

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Speaker 2: That should be a giant pickaxe and a giant gold

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Speaker 1: I just love there. Used to be in in Deal,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fun.

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Speaker 2: Just call it piano, take the grand off of it

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Speaker 2: and we're there. The grand is what's throwing the whole

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Speaker 2: These people, here's one for you. Mystery Uber Eats deliveries

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Speaker 1: I don't understand the word you just said.

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Speaker 2: I read it so poorly. This is from Britt Mametovich.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Britt. Mystery Uber Eats deliveries continue

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Speaker 2: with dog food, condoms, ice cream, and butter chicken. This

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Speaker 2: by Caroline Williams, who is the best of the best.

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Speaker 2: When I was talking about stuff, you're talking about Caroline Williams,

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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, dogfood, ice cream, condoms and hot chocolate are

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Speaker 2: Scott twenty seven has received at least thirty five thirty

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Speaker 2: This is a baby grand piano. Amount of deliveries on

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Speaker 2: So this, I guess isn't a week Groceritoms were amongst

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Speaker 2: one hundred watt soft white Phillips light bulb, tampons, a

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Speaker 1: An unsigned note?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? What it's a secret admirer or a really creepy

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Speaker 1: Oh wow? Okay, hold on? Or how do they get

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Speaker 1: the note? Does the note have to be dropped off?

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Speaker 2: Maybe Uber does that. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, not gonna lie.

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Speaker 2: I've been eating some of it when free food shows up.

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Speaker 2: Of course you're gonna eat it, Scott said. And also

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Speaker 2: resident is no closer to working out who is behind

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Speaker 2: even caught up to him while he was out clubbing

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Speaker 2: on Wednesday night with his favorite chocolate bar, a Kinder

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Speaker 2: Bueno hand delivered to him inside of a nightclub by

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Speaker 2: the Uber eats driver, a nice dessert to compliment the

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Speaker 2: butter chicken he was sent for dinner. WHOA, The treats

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Speaker 2: just kept on coming, Scott says when he woke up

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Speaker 1: It wore a butthole.

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Speaker 2: Asked whether he felt harassed by the delivery, Scott said

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Speaker 2: privilege though right there. That is a guy being like,

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Speaker 2: I'm fine, I'm big, I have a door, I want

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Speaker 2: Village Cafe and Bakery and he was like, I love

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Speaker 2: this idea, Kurt. Now we're gonna do a pilot where

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Speaker 2: Kurt was going to star as the host. So it's

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Speaker 2: master at studio multiicam shooting where you sit and you

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Speaker 2: look at all the screens. If you've ever watched sports

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Speaker 2: was an awesome idea. And then it turns out that

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00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 2: that guy was the Red Zone for NFL Football. He

438
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,119
Speaker 2: was their director, and he was like, oh, I'm not

439
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:39,840
Speaker 2: available for four months. We were like, well cool, I'm

440
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:42,359
Speaker 2: glad we bought you coffee and breakfast and this was

441
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:46,560
Speaker 2: all everyone's huge waste of time. Back to the story,

442
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Speaker 2: It's very bizarre. This is not the only food mystery

443
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Speaker 2: unfolding in Tamaki, Ma Caral residents of the why Hiki

444
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:59,000
Speaker 2: Island have been plagued for a year by a person

445
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:02,560
Speaker 2: leaving single song sages wrapped in bread in their mailboxes.

446
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 2: The identity of the Surfdale sausage remains a mystery. A

447
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:12,359
Speaker 2: local say it is terring the community a part, with

448
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:16,760
Speaker 2: everyone pointing fingers at each other. There you go. You

449
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Speaker 2: know what.

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Speaker 1: There is a long line and bananas of us covering

451
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 1: unwonted food gifts. And I think one of our first

452
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Speaker 1: stories with Kristin shall On, our very first episode, was

453
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Speaker 1: of someone leaving mashed potatoes with gravy all around town

454
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Speaker 1: and mailboxes. Yeah, I.

455
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Speaker 2: Think it's cool.

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Speaker 1: I mean, to get someone to be able to get

457
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:49,639
Speaker 1: the kinder Bueno delivered in the nightclub is next level.

458
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Speaker 1: Whoever's doing this prank is like, that's beautiful.

459
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Speaker 2: It's pretty fun. I mean I still send. I mean

460
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Speaker 2: I'm guilty of this too. I still go in wedding registries.

461
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 2: Paly often and buy something dumb and just let her

462
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:05,600
Speaker 2: rip and say, you know, you guys are the best

463
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 2: mayor love life last a lifetime. And I do it

464
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:13,680
Speaker 2: all the time because for I don't know, fourteen ninety nine,

465
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,960
Speaker 2: you can send a gravy boat to somebody you've never

466
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:19,440
Speaker 2: met in Arkansas and that's funny to me. I want

467
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,719
Speaker 2: them to be like, who is Scottie? We don't know

468
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:25,679
Speaker 2: this guy. So last week when it was sunny, I

469
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 2: was walking. I was getting my long walks back in

470
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Speaker 2: and I took this walk and I was walked out

471
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Speaker 2: Sunset Boulevard kind of the door to shore route, and

472
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Speaker 2: I was just exploring and seeing what was new and

473
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Speaker 2: what it opened and stuff. And up ahead on Sunset

474
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Speaker 2: kind of in silver Lake. Yeah, near Civil Lake Junction,

475
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 2: there's a basket Robbins that I've just never noticed that

476
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,639
Speaker 2: I'm sure has been there the entire time. If you

477
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 2: can't picture it, and neither could I. It's in a

478
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Speaker 2: shopping center. And so I was walking and I was like,

479
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Speaker 2: you know what, Basket Robbins is one of those places,

480
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:00,960
Speaker 2: like subway that has a smell that when you walk

481
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,880
Speaker 2: into a subway, Yeah, you walk into a basket Robins.

482
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:08,400
Speaker 2: It smells like it did forty years ago. It's bizarre.

483
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:11,480
Speaker 2: I mean, the people that work there must have nightmares

484
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,879
Speaker 2: about it or must have to like do laundry so

485
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 2: dramatically to get that stink off. So I was like,

486
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,520
Speaker 2: maybe I'll just walk in and see if this one

487
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:23,720
Speaker 2: smells like they all smell, because I kind of forgot

488
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,440
Speaker 2: the smell. Yeah, I haven't been in a Basket Robins

489
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Speaker 2: in fifteen years, so I was like, okay. I was like,

490
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Speaker 2: I'm just going to walk in and I'll buy a

491
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Speaker 2: bottle of water if I need to. And there's like

492
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Speaker 2: a mom with like three kids, like clearly her kid

493
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Speaker 2: and my kids friends. I walk in there and as

494
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 2: soon as I walk in, they just charge right out.

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Speaker 2: So I open the door. So then I'm walking I'm

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Speaker 2: the only customer in the middle of the day, like

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Speaker 2: one pm in a Basket Robins, and they're like, hey, sir,

498
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Speaker 2: how are you. I'm like, you know, I wasn't gonna

499
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Speaker 2: be like I just wanted to smell your store. I'm

500
00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,879
Speaker 2: taking a walking trip down memory lane. I just want

501
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 2: to smelar store. I didn't have the guts to say that,

502
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 2: so then I said, could I have a bottle of water, please,

503
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 2: and she goes, we don't sell bottles of water, but

504
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,879
Speaker 2: we do have cups of water. And I don't know

505
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 2: if you remember this, Kurt, but for some reason, Baskot

506
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 2: Robbins has the most delicious cold water. I think it's

507
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 2: because they constantly are filtering it to run their scoopers through.

508
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Speaker 1: Huh.

509
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:27,159
Speaker 2: So they hand me a pink paper cup with tap water,

510
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,399
Speaker 2: and then they said, do you want any ice cream? So,

511
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 2: at this point to not look like a total psychopath,

512
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 2: and also it was sixty five degrees, I was like, sure,

513
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:40,880
Speaker 2: I'll take a small, single scoop of mint chip mint

514
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 2: chocolate chip.

515
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:42,400
Speaker 1: Yeah.

516
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:45,680
Speaker 2: So the person looks directly at me I must have

517
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,679
Speaker 2: said something weird and goes directly over to regular chocolate

518
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 2: chip and scoops a single scoop of that, and I

519
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:53,919
Speaker 2: go O great. So then I wear a little carrier

520
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 2: that has a water bottle in it, and I go

521
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,959
Speaker 2: to get my wallet out. No wallet. I had forgotten

522
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,359
Speaker 2: my wallet from a different hike. I have like a

523
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:05,199
Speaker 2: little when I go backpacking that has twenty bucks and

524
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:09,919
Speaker 2: a credit card. So now I have no cash. So

525
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 2: I said, I don't have any money I'm sorry. I

526
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 2: thought that they might be like, oh, never mind and

527
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 2: take it back, or say like, don't worry about it, Bud,

528
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:21,399
Speaker 2: just take it. It's fine. So they were like, oh,

529
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,680
Speaker 2: and so I'm standing here holding a cone and I go,

530
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 2: do you take Venmo? And they go not to the store.

531
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 2: I go, do you have Venmo? Yes? So I venmoed

532
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 2: a person for a scoop of ice cream that I

533
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 2: didn't want on a walk to do the dumbest thing ever,

534
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 2: which was to smell a basket Robbins in the middle

535
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 2: of the day. They were like cool about it. I

536
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 2: tipped them like five bucks. I was like, thanks so much.

537
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 2: I'm an idiot. I forgot my wallet. But then I

538
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 2: just had to walk back down. Son said to my house,

539
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 2: it's eating an ice cream cone. Like I like to

540
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 2: think that you and Lauren drove by, like all my

541
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 2: friends are like, look at Scottie treating himself to a

542
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 2: little daytime sweet tooth action on his three mile walk.

543
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 2: It was like a sea series of events that went

544
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 2: from yes, it was a bizarre thing for me to

545
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 2: want to do, but I was like, I just want

546
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 2: to go back. Yeah, And then instantly it became four

547
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 2: of the most awkward minutes of my adult life, finished

548
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 2: with me eating an ice cream flavor that I like

549
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 2: but did not order past every pub human.

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00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, right down Echo Park Avenue, right right.

551
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 2: Down Sunset Boulevards Avenue. Just and what don't you want

552
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 2: during a long walk? Just some dairy, Just a nice

553
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 2: cold dairy.

554
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 1: Product in Hempster Central, in your tiny little ice cream cone.

555
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 2: Oh so classy, What a grown up thing to do. Anyways, delicious.

556
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 2: I forgot how good those thirty one flavors are.

557
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 1: It is very good. My kids really love. There's like

558
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 1: a thing you can get where it's like some sort

559
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 1: of a fish or a shark, like you got a

560
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 1: fin a cookie fin put on those funds.

561
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:01,240
Speaker 2: I should have gotten that and made it even weirder.

562
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 1: That would have been much better. I agree with it.

563
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 2: It's not it's not.

564
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 1: As stupid name too. It's not as stupid as PIZOOKI

565
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 1: like the BJ's thing, but it's close to it.

566
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 2: All right, here we.

567
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 1: Go, get us an ad uh cemetery staff, take out

568
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 1: personal ad for Goose whose mate died, and find her

569
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 1: a new match.

570
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 2: Guy. Hey, that's a beautiful story. It is all right, Well,

571
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 2: Goose each other a little bit. When we get back

572
00:30:25,880 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 2: on bananas.

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Speaker 1: Folks, we are back's gottie. Guess what I got some

574
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 1: shout outs hit me all right? This one is from Daniella. Hi, guys,

575
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 1: it will be my boyfriend's birthday on April fourth, and

576
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:07,720
Speaker 1: wanted to see if you can give him a shout out.

577
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 1: He's the one who put me onto this podcast and

578
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 1: it's been a constant in our relationship. Even when times

579
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:15,000
Speaker 1: were tough, we could always listen together and laugh. You

580
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 1: could say, y'all are a bit of an afrodijiak. After

581
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 1: all the laughter comes and then a winkie face. Anyway.

582
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 1: His name is Tanner Balingie and is also a writer, artist, mailman,

583
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 1: among many other things. Love you all and thanks for

584
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 1: keeping us from killing each other. Ha ha ha Daniella

585
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 1: and uh and Tanner Danner. We have never been called

586
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 1: an afrodijiak in our entire lives.

587
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 2: Not anyway.

588
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 1: We are so proud and we're very happy for you.

589
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening to them.

590
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 2: Will you salute your smooches? Continue to smooch guys, It's

591
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 2: great for you. You got another one.

592
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 1: Uh yes, uh, this is I'm Kelly and want to

593
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 1: shout out my husband, Cody. We're murdered bananas since day one,

594
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 1: and our first wedding anniversary is in April.

595
00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 2: He'll be with his ship.

596
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 1: He's in the name. Cool for him to be surprised

597
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 1: listening to bananas one day out in the middle of

598
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 1: the ocean with a shout out love you. I love you,

599
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 1: Cody and can't wait to see you after you get home.

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00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 2: I wanted to pitch you a show based on what

601
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 2: you just said, because this is something I've been thinking about. Yes,

602
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 2: maybe we pitch it just once to see if your

603
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 2: manager will even listen to it. It's called Guam and Dad.

604
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: Okay.

605
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 2: Mom is a Navy nurse on GWAM. Yes, Dad has

606
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 2: to raise the kids while she's busy taking care of soldiers.

607
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 2: GWAM and Dad Brown all the stars as Dad kidding me. Yes,

608
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 2: So we got military, so we get the Red States.

609
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 2: We get dad stay at home dad, who's great raising kids.

610
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 2: So we get the Blue States. Yeah, we're knocking them

611
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 2: all down GWAM and Dad, and we get you know,

612
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 2: pure Americana. Nobody travels to Guam. It must be a

613
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 2: nightmare out there because our friends travel everywhere in the world.

614
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:56,480
Speaker 2: I know people have gone to Antarctica. I've never met

615
00:32:56,520 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 2: anybody except Carrie Lynn Nickerson, who's a Navy nurse who's

616
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 2: lived on Guam. Yeah, Guam and Dad coming this season too.

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00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 1: I'm ready to do it, and we shoot it in Hawaii.

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00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: We mean, we got nothing against you, Guam. We don't

620
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 1: know anything about you.

621
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 2: We know you have invasive brown snakes, and we hate

622
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 2: invasive species on this podcast, and we're sorry about the

623
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 2: snake population. Get some mongoose.

624
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 1: We do respect their go get anss. You know, the hustle.

625
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 1: We do respect the hustle of invasive species. But we're

626
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 1: not down with it.

627
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 2: Nope. Uh, I'll just do one and then we'll get

628
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 2: back into the pot. I have a lot, but I'm

629
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 2: gonna do this one because I've put it off for

630
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 2: a little bit. And also, like I've said before, I

631
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 2: have a list of it buttload of these things. Guys.

632
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 2: So if you're like, hey, you missed my thing, I

633
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 2: probably didn't. It's probably coming up. Alise Calentino a lease.

634
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 2: Calentino wants to shout out her father in law, Jim,

635
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 2: who was just released from the hospital after a triple

636
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 2: organ transplant, heart, liver, and kidney. He's incredibly strong, He's

637
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 2: made a progress and he's doing well since the surgery.

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00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 2: So shout out to Jim from a lease. Jim, we

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00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 2: hope you're doing better and here's to blue skies and

640
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 2: happy health for the rest of your days. Hell yeah, Jim,

641
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,759
Speaker 2: and send me in animals to the Bananas Podcast on

642
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,319
Speaker 2: Instagram or the Bananas Podcast at Gmail. We love to

643
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:21,920
Speaker 2: hear it. Come see us April fifteenth, Helium Comedy Club,

644
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:25,440
Speaker 2: four thirty Bananas before Dark in Portland, Oregon.

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Speaker 1: All right, so this one was sent in by Sarah Anderson.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Sarah, Thank you so much, Sarah, love you.

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Speaker 1: CBS News website, which I got. I gotta shout out

648
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Speaker 1: the webmaster at CBS News website for making the most

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00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 1: aggressive website to attempt to read any of the news websites.

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Speaker 1: This is this is a worse experience going on cbsnews

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Speaker 1: dot com. It's a worse experience than going on like

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Speaker 1: the smallest, shittiest paper from like Silver Springs, Maryland. This

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Speaker 1: is everywhere I go there's an ad that attacks me

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Speaker 1: and attempts to block just be reading the fucking thing.

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Speaker 1: I hate it so much that this is a beautiful story,

656
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Speaker 1: just wanted to start it off with a budge of hatred.

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Speaker 1: Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died,

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Speaker 1: and find her a new Matches by Steve Hartman and

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Speaker 1: Carrie Breen.

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Speaker 2: Damn the dynamic duel.

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Speaker 1: The Best and the biz. There are a few things

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Speaker 1: sadder than a love story cut short by tragedy. One

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Speaker 1: story comes out of a cemetery. Oh sorry, can't read

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Speaker 1: that because a pop up of a video just started playing.

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Speaker 1: What comes out of Marshalltown, Iowa, where employees noticed that

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Speaker 1: a Goose Blossom was out of source after the death

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Speaker 1: of her mate, Bud. Blossom and Budded lived on the

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Speaker 1: Pond and Riverside Cemetery, but after he died in August

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty two, Blossom's behavior changed. General manager Dory Tamman said,

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Speaker 1: Blossom started spending time near the front office looking at

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Speaker 1: her reflection in glass windows and on model tombstones, which

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Speaker 1: is the saddest sentence I've ever read. She wanted company,

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Speaker 1: Taman said. After watching that, Taman got an idea. They

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Speaker 1: keep the quotes from Taman short.

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Speaker 2: You think Taman.

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Speaker 1: Posted a personal ad for the quote lonely widowed domestic goose,

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Speaker 1: writing that Blossom wanted a quote life partner for companionship

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Speaker 1: and occasional shenanigans. I don't know if that means bonin.

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Speaker 1: In the ad, Taman called Blossom youthful, adventurous, and lively.

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Speaker 1: The joke worked better than ever anyone could have expected.

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Speaker 1: Taman soon heard from Deb and Randy Hoyt, owners of

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Speaker 1: a widower goose named Frankie. Just like Blossom, Frankie was

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Speaker 1: in need of a mate. He was so lonely. Deb

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Speaker 1: Hoyts said, Randy Hoyt saw the ad and he said, well,

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Speaker 1: that'll be great. Keeping these quotes short. The Hoyts and

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Speaker 1: Tamman set up a Valentine's Day blind date for the birds,

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Speaker 1: where Blossom welcomed Franky with open wings. Now the two

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Speaker 1: are spending all their time together at the cemetery and

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Speaker 1: even taking dips in the lake. Quote they started walking

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Speaker 1: off together and they haven't really left each other's side since.

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Speaker 1: Tam And said, Wow, pretty great, pretty great great. It's heartwarming.

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Speaker 2: We do love a heartwarming story on this. It's very true.

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Speaker 2: I think it's fun. What are they called animals, I

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Speaker 2: mean humans being bros. It's like it takes so little

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Speaker 2: to be nice to an animal, be nice to every animal.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Also the fact, like, yeah, if you have any

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Speaker 1: questions about whether whether or not animals have like a

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Speaker 1: deeper thing going on, Like there's these stories. There's thousands

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Speaker 1: of stories like this. There is a consciousness that animals

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Speaker 1: have that we just don't know about.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really true, it really is. Well, give me

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Speaker 2: one sweet, give me one, Scotty, so many there's this

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Speaker 2: one I've been saving I think for a solo app.

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Speaker 2: Let me scroll through the old doc of greatness. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I don't think I did this one, but if I did,

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Speaker 2: stop me in my tracks.

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Speaker 1: I will I'll start screaming.

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Speaker 2: I think Hero McNulty sent this in great name Hero

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Speaker 2: McNaulty tech Radar. This was in tech Radar, written by

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Speaker 2: the best in tech radar business Lance uhlin' off. Lance

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Speaker 2: Sony owns a patent that would allow you to yell

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Speaker 2: at your TV to skip the commercials.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, I have a perfect story to go with this, by.

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Speaker 2: The way, eight men perfect. Imagine being trapped in commercial

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Speaker 2: hell where your voice is the only escape. Who cooks

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Speaker 2: up such a thing. I mean, Lance is already going

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Speaker 2: for broke on tech radar. Who cooks such a thing?

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Speaker 2: Not a techie thing to say, a very domestic analog

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Speaker 2: statement according to a tweet, but that I did open

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Speaker 2: in a new tab that has been viewed over eighteen

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Speaker 2: million times. This was once Sony's brilliant idea. I almost

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Speaker 2: did a spittake when the tweet rolled into my feet.

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Speaker 2: It's not a full patent, but the illustration of someone

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Speaker 2: sitting on a couch watching a TV show where a

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Speaker 2: person shouts shoots someone else. Weird to have so much

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Speaker 2: unnecessary violence in this patent at a McDonald's commercial. So

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Speaker 2: basically a message would appear on screen when a commercial

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Speaker 2: would happen. This is before streaming too. This patent's like

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Speaker 2: twenty years old. And if you say McDonald's loudly, it

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Speaker 2: will end the commercial. So their patent was if a

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Speaker 2: McDonald's commercial started on the bottom of the screen, it

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Speaker 2: would say say McDonald's. Or if it was you know,

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Speaker 2: Burger King, I might say say whopper. And if you

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Speaker 2: yell McDonald's or whopper, it goes back to the show

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Speaker 2: you were watching. Wow.

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Speaker 1: It is so it's that is so much more fairious

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Speaker 1: than I had anticipated.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but also that would have been great.

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Speaker 1: It's so funny, but also like so a way to

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Speaker 1: make sure that the advertisement like lodged in your frontal lobe,

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Speaker 1: you know, like that like you had more cranial engagement

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Speaker 1: with the ad itself.

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Speaker 2: Yes, they want you to say that you acknowledge what

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Speaker 2: you're seeing completely, you know the brand, which is crazy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because there's a lot of commercials now where I'm

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Speaker 1: just like, I couldn't tell you what that was for

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Speaker 1: at all. I know a puppy dog had a great time,

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Speaker 1: but I'm unsure what service it was.

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Speaker 2: Advertising, Yeah, to Migraine medicine. And you're like, I did

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Speaker 2: not see that coming. Why is Serena Williams and the

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Speaker 2: smiling with this puppy? And why is it for black

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Speaker 2: Cat fireworks? So the US, according to the US Patent

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Speaker 2: and Trademark Office, there are more than eleven point five

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Speaker 2: million patents. That is not counting patents that were lost

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Speaker 2: in a fire in eighteen thirty six. I bet the

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Speaker 2: Dala probably covered that. That's a pretty crazy store. So

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Speaker 2: this this writer tried searching Sony and commercials and couldn't

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Speaker 2: find anything similar. To the patent, then switched to Google

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Speaker 2: did blah blah blah blah blah they found it. So

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Speaker 2: into twenty fourteen, twenty thirteen, there was a whole Reddit

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Speaker 2: post dedicated to this patent, and it turns out there's

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Speaker 2: only like this one source on Google patents. It's like,

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Speaker 2: you know, the long US eight two four blah blah

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Speaker 2: blah blah blah blah blah. And it's the system for

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Speaker 2: converting television commercials into interactive network video games.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: It was created by an inventor named Gary M. Zalawiski.

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Speaker 2: Sony already applied for the patent as early as two

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Speaker 2: thousand and nine and it was granted in August twenty

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Speaker 2: twenty one. So it's been update. I think that's why

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Speaker 2: this story exists. So basically in what here's what it says,

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Speaker 2: or here's the summary of the patent. In one method,

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Speaker 2: a broadcaster streamed commercial is accompanied by an interactive segment.

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Speaker 2: A media player linked to the broadcaster streaming media source

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Speaker 2: identifies the existence of the interactive segment and presents the

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Speaker 2: user with an enhanced mini game commercial that can be

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Speaker 2: played with other viewers in a common or disperse demographic

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Speaker 2: too much, too much, too much interaction. But the funniest

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Speaker 2: part to me, and you know, there were talks I

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Speaker 2: guess to go to NBCCBS, Hulu and even back in

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Speaker 2: the day MySpace, and the whole concept was you could

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Speaker 2: shout at your TV to get commercials to go. I mean,

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Speaker 2: what about people that live in apartments, what about people

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Speaker 2: that live in dorms? What about people that live in

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Speaker 2: multi family units? Just people yelling products crazy?

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Speaker 1: That inventor, I'm proud of that. I'm I'm proud of

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Speaker 1: that inventor. Like this is because you often think like

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Speaker 1: there and I don't know, in the eighties, there was

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Speaker 1: a lot of like inventors, you know, like po in

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Speaker 1: popular culture, like the dad in Gremlins was an inventorne, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the kids. Yet an inventor, like an inventor was just

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Speaker 1: a job that you could have. And now it's always like, well,

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Speaker 1: who's inventing things? Now? You know, it seems like most

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Speaker 1: things have been invented or at this point it's like

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Speaker 1: AI shit, where it's like this is beautiful, I'm so happy,

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Speaker 1: like even though it's nefarious, and it like makes you

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Speaker 1: interact with a brand deeper, and I don't like that.

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Speaker 1: I do love the idea that like. And also this

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Speaker 1: guy thought he had it nailed. This guy was like,

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Speaker 1: I just thought of something that's amazing and so fun

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Speaker 1: and everyone's gonna love because it does everything. It does

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Speaker 1: everything satisfies everybody, and then nothing ever happened with it.

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Speaker 1: That's the toughest part. So he's ahead of the curve.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it would have caused fights for the

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Speaker 2: rare things that are still group viewing, like the Academy

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Speaker 2: Awards or the Super Bowl, the World Cup or whatever,

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Speaker 2: because I think some people like to watch commercials and

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Speaker 2: some people don't, so say you watching the super Bowl.

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Speaker 2: I guess it wouldn't work with sports because they take

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Speaker 2: TV timeouts. But like with the Oscars, it's like, oh,

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Speaker 2: here comes the ad for a movie we don't want

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Speaker 2: to see ye, and somebody yells the name of that movie,

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Speaker 2: wom and Dad. Then suddenly we're back to the performance

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Speaker 2: and everybody be like, but I wanted to see that.

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Speaker 2: Like I could just see shouting matches happening because you're

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Speaker 2: yelling at your TV about you know, mister peanuts and

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Speaker 2: cheese balls and Canada dry tonic water.

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Speaker 1: Tonic weld here we go. Do you want to have

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Speaker 1: the more evil version of this?

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Speaker 2: Uh? I want whatever you want. Did you say you

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Speaker 2: had a story that connected to Oh yeah, yeah, here

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Speaker 2: it is, give me what you got.

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Speaker 1: Ford files deranged patent for self driving cars that repossess themselves.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I did.

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Speaker 1: Fall behind on your payments in your car could simply

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Speaker 1: drive itself away in the future. And this was on

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Speaker 1: the bite by Frank Landymore Landing Moore. Don't know, don't

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Speaker 1: Landy less Landy Moore, Landed.

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Speaker 2: Moore also fight dot com cool. I would have guessed

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Speaker 2: that's a food website, but we're talking trucks.

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Speaker 1: The byte byte I see in the future, if you

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Speaker 1: ever fall behind on your payments for your ridiculously overpriced car,

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Speaker 1: it may not be the repo man that comes a knocking. Instead,

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Speaker 1: your set of wheels may simply drive itself back to

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Speaker 1: the dealership. Sure, which is so dark? And yes, believe

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Speaker 1: it or not. That's the gist of an actual patent

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Speaker 1: filed by Ford, first spotted by our colleague at The Drive.

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Speaker 1: Initially submitted in twenty twenty one, the patent titled Systems

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Speaker 1: and Methods to Repossess a Vehicle while not approved. Yet

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Speaker 1: the system described in the patent is about as deranged

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Speaker 1: as it sounds. Ford envisions it being capable of outright

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Speaker 1: disabling different functions in your vehicle, dispensed as increasing tiers

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Speaker 1: of fore warning punishment. Listen to this so as you

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Speaker 1: fall behind on your payments. First, it could nix your

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Speaker 1: power windows and lock you out of parts of your infotainment. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: when did it become an infotainment system? Is that the

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Speaker 1: name of the radio?

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Speaker 2: Now? They've been that for a while. It's just it's

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Speaker 2: just so stupid. We don't say it so stupid.

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Speaker 1: God, we don't say that. Would you like would you

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Speaker 1: like to turn on the infotainment system?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: I would like this date to end right now. Thank

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Speaker 2: you for picking me up. You could circle the block

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Speaker 2: and drop me right back off.

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Speaker 1: If that still doesn't get your attention, you'll next lose

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Speaker 1: your air conditioner and the ability to automatically lock and

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Speaker 1: unlock doors. That's only the tip of how obnoxious it

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Speaker 1: can get, though, For it can make your car blare

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Speaker 1: and incessant and unpleasant sound every time you enter it,

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Speaker 1: and eventually lock you out entirely.

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Speaker 2: Well, I can understand locking you out all the other

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Speaker 2: things feel like torture that seems so messed up. Yeah, man,

864
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 2: I can understand like shutting the engine down, where it's

865
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:00,919
Speaker 2: like the car doesn't work anymore because you missed six

866
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 2: months of payments. I'm like, okay, I understand that. Yeah,

867
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 2: but like not like voices.

868
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:10,320
Speaker 1: If you're having if you're behind on your car payments,

869
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:15,880
Speaker 1: your life is already a struggle. It's already bad and hard.

870
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 1: The fact that your car's got to come at you

871
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 1: and turn the fucking air conditioning off.

872
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:21,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's getting bad.

873
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 1: It's because this is where like AI shit is like, oh,

874
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 1: this is no good, This.

875
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 2: Is no good. Yeah, especially these all the cars like

876
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:34,319
Speaker 2: BMW's charging for heated seats and stuff like that, Like

877
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:38,239
Speaker 2: now car now you have to pay subscriptions to have

878
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 2: a car a certain way, which, if you think about

879
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 2: it from their side, you go, yeah, that's so smart

880
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 2: because the rich people don't give a shit. They're gonna

881
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 2: do whatever. Yeah, but like it's just a bogus way

882
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:49,839
Speaker 2: to treat people, especially if somebody's been loyal to your

883
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 2: brand their whole life and then they fall behind and

884
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 2: it's like they don't care. I will say, it will

885
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 2: be very funny to see cars just driving themselves sadly

886
00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 2: back through town. I will egg every one of them.

887
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:04,359
Speaker 2: I will throw eggs accurately at every single car that's

888
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:08,840
Speaker 2: driving itself back to the Ford Dealership. And I encourage

889
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:10,919
Speaker 2: the bananimals to safely do it too.

890
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 1: Give us one last one to send us home, Scottie,

891
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 1: and this will be the rare six story episode Fine

892
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:19,319
Speaker 1: with Me.

893
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:24,360
Speaker 2: Carlton Smith sent this in on Instagram. Thank you, Carlton Smith.

894
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 2: This one's classic American influencer who married herself considers divorce

895
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 2: after only twenty four hours. Quote. I cannot take it anymore.

896
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:41,719
Speaker 2: This was at MSN dot com written by Linda Divorcing

897
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:48,440
Speaker 2: Myself Shinudu. Thank you, Linda, Shayanudu shay Undu hy Undu.

898
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:50,120
Speaker 2: That looks like a chay undu to me. It's from

899
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:53,480
Speaker 2: yesterday at six or nine am. So this poor Linda

900
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,920
Speaker 2: had to get up and type this dumb story. It

901
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:58,399
Speaker 2: has come to light that Sophie Mauer, a twenty five

902
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 2: year old influencer who purportedly wedded herself, has now initiated

903
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 2: divorce proceedings after spending a mere twenty four hours in

904
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 2: her own company. I am very cute. She's a very

905
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:12,320
Speaker 2: cute young person.

906
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:16,919
Speaker 1: I'm sure now I'm looking up. Whenever someone au as

907
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 1: an influencer, I'm like, let's see who they am.

908
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 2: But everybody under the age of thirty is an influencer.

909
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:27,080
Speaker 2: Everybody's an influencer. Everybody's Instagram is influencing you to think

910
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:31,239
Speaker 2: that they have a kick ass life. M au Ari

911
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:36,520
Speaker 2: E Sophie s o I, s o f I. The

912
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 2: unusual incident took me. Yeah, it's Sophie that one. Well,

913
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:43,840
Speaker 2: she just gend z doesn't have time for all the letters.

914
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 2: This unusual incident took place in February and maur Or

915
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 2: Mari took to social media to announce her nuptials. She

916
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 2: shared a picture of herself donning a wedding veil and

917
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:57,799
Speaker 2: a regal gold Tierra Tiara Tierra while dressed in a

918
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 2: wedding gown of her own choice. She even went ahead

919
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:04,440
Speaker 2: and baked herself a celebratory wedding cake, leaving her social

920
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:09,080
Speaker 2: media followers perplexed with her out of the box approach. Well.

921
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:13,080
Speaker 2: Some of her followers expressed their support for Sophie's decision, others,

922
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:17,360
Speaker 2: because the Internet exists, criticized her claiming that she was

923
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 2: simply seeking attention. Yes, that is exactly right. That is

924
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:24,680
Speaker 2: what all of us are doing on social media. Yeah,

925
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 2: we are simply seeking attention.

926
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:29,680
Speaker 1: But also what I don't understand is how it becomes

927
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 1: a story. Do you know what I mean? Like if

928
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:35,839
Speaker 1: I say, if I say, like, you know, my right

929
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 1: knee is now my left knee, But after twenty four

930
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 1: hours it's like, but now I put them back because

931
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:43,440
Speaker 1: I didn't like it, Like who the fuck writes about that?

932
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:50,279
Speaker 2: We get so many stories from British tabloids that are

933
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:55,319
Speaker 2: woman Mary's ghosts, ghost divorce, this woman woman Mary's Doll, Doll,

934
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:59,920
Speaker 2: best lover She's ever had, Mary's Pirate, Ghost Pirate go

935
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:06,240
Speaker 2: sales away, Like there is a market for Somebody loves

936
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:06,960
Speaker 2: these stories.

937
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:09,960
Speaker 1: Somebody loves them. There's the one about the guy who's

938
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:14,480
Speaker 1: like he married an ashtray but then fell in love

939
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 1: with like his dishwasher, and it was just like who

940
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 1: is like this guy's publicist, Like how much does he

941
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 1: pay a month to get these stories in the press.

942
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 2: I do love the whatever it's called. When people love objects,

943
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 2: when people love balloons and they just love room full

944
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 2: of balloons and they just dry hump balloons. I love it.

945
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:42,840
Speaker 2: I'm all for Yeah, you love lamps, kiss lamps, smooch away.

946
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:47,960
Speaker 2: I love those kind of things. But I agree. So Anyways,

947
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:52,799
Speaker 2: this young woman's case, the commitment to the institution of

948
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 2: marriage led her to contemplate ending the union within a

949
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:00,720
Speaker 2: day of its creation. She took to social media yet again,

950
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:03,920
Speaker 2: jocking she didn't keep this from private. She hung the

951
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:09,240
Speaker 2: dirty laundry, so to speak, announcing that divorce proceedings were eminent,

952
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 2: leaving many of her followers with their jaws a gape.

953
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:18,320
Speaker 2: In response to her unexpected announcement, social media users responded

954
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 2: with jokes and also reassurances of that an express divorce

955
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:25,879
Speaker 2: was available within the first three months of marriage. There's

956
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 2: a fun fact.

957
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:32,759
Speaker 1: Honestly, I don't blame Sophie. I also cannot find her

958
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:36,040
Speaker 1: on Instagram. I don't blame Sophie. I think that's a

959
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:40,880
Speaker 1: fun funny thing to post the line. I blame whoever

960
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:45,880
Speaker 1: wrote this article and made us read it. Linda come upset.

961
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:49,040
Speaker 1: Who used to make those photos where they would put

962
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:50,879
Speaker 1: a very small head on your big body? Was that

963
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:53,840
Speaker 1: Matt Matt Murphy?

964
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 2: They got a post one of those, Yes, I will

965
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 2: pose it.

966
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:59,000
Speaker 1: I have, I have, I have a couple. They're so

967
00:52:59,000 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 1: so funny.

968
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:01,920
Speaker 2: If I send you or can you send Mat a photo.

969
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:04,799
Speaker 2: I know he's a very busy, ultra successful dude. Put

970
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 2: a photo of me so that we can put on

971
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:09,160
Speaker 2: our Instagram a small head photo of you in a

972
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 2: small head photo of me for our Instagram post in

973
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:15,000
Speaker 2: two tuesdays. I would just be delighted.

974
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 1: They are so so funny. Actually, if someone can do

975
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:21,960
Speaker 1: that for him, I don't think I could ask Matt.

976
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:26,839
Speaker 1: He does run one of the most successful ad agencies

977
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 1: in this and in the world.

978
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,520
Speaker 2: Absolutely so true.

979
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:34,360
Speaker 1: Well, thank you, Scotty, that was really fun.

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00:53:34,719 --> 00:53:39,120
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981
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983
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985
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:53,040
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