Speaker 1: Good morning.
Speaker 2: Can I take your order A tall.
Speaker 1: Tries at a large black coffee?
Speaker 3: Large black?
Speaker 2: Do you mean aventy?
Speaker 1: No? I mean a l he means Aventi. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: biggest one you've got.
Speaker 4: Venti is large, is twenty.
Speaker 5: Large is large.
Speaker 4: In fact, toll is large and grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 6: Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large.
Speaker 1: It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid
Speaker 1: and three languages. Almost time for America's favorite trivia game,
Speaker 1: You versus Victoria. Yeah right, you versus Victoria. Your chance
Speaker 1: is tay gone in a game of trivia. I like
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Speaker 1: takes to take down How did you make my Yeah Italian,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, pretty good though I like it.
Speaker 1: I like it too. Come on, I've been called meatball.
Speaker 7: Before because I do and I really hope.
Speaker 8: I think I made this one less wordy, but it's
Speaker 8: still worthy.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try it. Okay, well it's not a good start.
Speaker 8: Okay, you know what, Well, it's at your record straight.
Speaker 8: My one percentage is yes, lower than a limbo champion.
Speaker 8: And yes, I've lost more times than I can count,
Speaker 8: but that just means that I've been studying and you
Speaker 8: made that. I'm talking about going to a public library,
Speaker 8: hitting the books, or maybe even attending a signing up
Speaker 8: for a much needed history. We kept class, But no,
Speaker 8: I've been preparing my master plans talks.
Speaker 9: And.
Speaker 7: I execute my master plan with precision.
Speaker 8: I'm a lion stalking and to pray, and you, my friend,
Speaker 8: are looking real defense.
Speaker 7: I feel like that last line alone would have been
Speaker 7: just like cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, with a growl in it.
Speaker 10: Oh for sure, get ready because my rate of hair,
Speaker 10: so your rate of hair ends today.
Speaker 7: That that was it?
Speaker 1: All right, get through the game.
Speaker 7: This is what she does at night as Victoria.
Speaker 1: Right after this, I love you. It's the Jewel Show.
Speaker 1: I'm stupid, You're smart. I was wrong, you were right.
Speaker 1: You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good looking.
Speaker 1: I'm not attractive.
Speaker 3: All right, as long as you're willing to admit that.
Speaker 1: It's time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria.
Speaker 1: Your chance to take on Victoria amir is in a
Speaker 1: game of trivia for Shineedown Tickets today and let's meet
Speaker 1: today's contestant for you verus Victoria. Sarah. What's up, Sarah?
Speaker 1: How are you? I'm good great, Thank you for asking.
Speaker 7: And I'm doing even better.
Speaker 8: Sarah asked, who's that?
Speaker 11: That's my six year old daughter?
Speaker 1: Who is she gonna play Victoria? Are you please say no?
Speaker 11: I am, but she is.
Speaker 12: She is the one who is always pumped for it.
Speaker 7: So okay, she's the one taking the wind.
Speaker 1: That's her name.
Speaker 11: Her name is Esme.
Speaker 1: Yeah. All right, Well we're gonna send Victoria out of
Speaker 1: the studio, and while she's leaving, Sarah, the game is
Speaker 1: played like this. You have thirty seconds to answer as
Speaker 1: many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
Speaker 1: say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: let's do it all right, here we go, Sarah. Your
Speaker 1: time starts now.
Speaker 7: In the game of chess, what is the only piece
Speaker 7: that can jump over others. Uh, what is the name
Speaker 7: of the talking snowman and frozen broh?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 5: Uh oh la.
Speaker 1: If you were a.
Speaker 7: Hole straight down from the United States, where would you
Speaker 7: most likely end up?
Speaker 12: The shenter of the Earth?
Speaker 7: What mythical creature is half eagle and half lion?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 12: Oh oh past.
Speaker 1: What was the.
Speaker 7: First ever video game?
Speaker 2: Uh? Mario.
Speaker 1: I'll bring Victoria back into the studio, and while she's
Speaker 1: getting settled and putting her headphones on and stuff, Sarah,
Speaker 1: what's the most interesting skill that you have?
Speaker 13: Uh?
Speaker 12: The most interesting skill that I have?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 12: Oh, my daughter said pilates.
Speaker 11: I do pilates.
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, I love that.
Speaker 12: I usually think of things like I say about my daughter,
Speaker 12: like interesting facts about hers.
Speaker 1: Oh, what's an interesting fact about your daughter?
Speaker 11: She's a really great swimmer.
Speaker 12: She's like swims with like nine year olds and she's
Speaker 12: almost cool.
Speaker 1: Wow, I still can't really swim. You should You should
Speaker 1: be proud of that. Yeah, that's good. You should definitely
Speaker 1: be proud of that.
Speaker 8: I had swim lessons when I was little. They had
Speaker 8: to shove int the pool because wouldnt put my head
Speaker 8: under the Victoria, this is our last damn sorry, And
Speaker 8: they just threw me in.
Speaker 14: Your parents aren't gonna parents the feed.
Speaker 1: They will come in handy if she ever goes to triathlon.
Speaker 1: I'm done a triathlon, and that was before I knew
Speaker 1: how to bike or swim. Run down, though running part
Speaker 1: was down Juble's over confidence in action, except that the
Speaker 1: people that I did it with were really upset because
Speaker 1: I still beat him. Yeah, it's paddles so hard on
Speaker 1: that swim. The guys at the canoe were not right
Speaker 1: next to me the whole time. I was like, I'm good,
Speaker 1: I'm good. You don't need to be right here. I'm good,
Speaker 1: and we have to be. We don't know if you're
Speaker 1: gonna make it. Hey, here we go, Victoria thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: There as many questions as possible. If you don't know what,
Speaker 1: just say pass and you have to beat Sarah outright
Speaker 1: to win, and Sarah you can tell Victoria whin to go.
Speaker 11: Ready set.
Speaker 7: In the game of chess, what is the only piece
Speaker 7: that can jump over others?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 7: Pod pon pond? What is the name of the talking snowman?
Speaker 7: And frozen?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh off.
Speaker 7: If you were digging a hole straight down from the
Speaker 7: United States, where would you most likely end up the core?
Speaker 7: She was not, Brad, what mythical creature is half eagle,
Speaker 7: half lion?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Oh bet?
Speaker 9: Is this?
Speaker 7: What was the first ever video game?
Speaker 11: That's right?
Speaker 1: Uh Star Call of.
Speaker 8: Duty, Lad before time, that's that's a STEVIEE show.
Speaker 1: Now you're just saying things. Let's send it over to
Speaker 1: the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our
Speaker 1: scoreboard producer Brad Victoria did get too correct?
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 14: Yes, and she did. I'll tell you when we get there.
Speaker 14: And also Sarah got to correct O.
Speaker 1: Sarah, congratulations. That means you win because Victoria didn't beat
Speaker 1: you outright, and also you got to is a shinned
Speaker 1: down congratulations. Yay, thank you, thank you for playing. Let's
Speaker 1: get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 7: In the game of chess, the only piece that can
Speaker 7: jump over others is the night Olaf is the name
Speaker 7: of the talking snowman and frozen the ocean is what
Speaker 7: you would most likely end up hitting if you were
Speaker 7: digging straight down from the United States.
Speaker 1: Or the core that I gave them both that one
Speaker 1: because they're not wrong. You have to go.
Speaker 7: Okay, Yeah, the mythical creature that's half eagle, half lion
Speaker 7: is a griffin?
Speaker 1: Oh what?
Speaker 7: And then the first ever video game is Pong? So
Speaker 7: what's the other one that Victoria got right?
Speaker 9: Then?
Speaker 8: King?
Speaker 1: It was the Oh yeah, I just yeah, sorry, my bad.
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Speaker 15: It's another Jubile phone framesday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi is Trevor.
Speaker 9: Hi?
Speaker 7: Do you have it?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 6: How can I help you?
Speaker 16: This is Trevor.
Speaker 15: Do you have it?
Speaker 5: Have what?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry?
Speaker 5: What are you talking about?
Speaker 16: I'm sorry I didn't let you know where I'm from.
Speaker 16: So my name is Trevor.
Speaker 5: Okay, Trevor, wh what were you from?
Speaker 1: Is this kleb?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 16: So yeah, I was on the crew the other day
Speaker 16: that cleaned the windows of your house outside.
Speaker 5: Oh, okay, okay, yeah.
Speaker 16: I think I left my best squeegee behind your place
Speaker 16: when I was loshering your windows.
Speaker 1: So do you have my squeegee?
Speaker 5: No, no, there's no squeege at the house. You did
Speaker 5: not leave your squeege.
Speaker 3: At my house?
Speaker 16: Are you sure, because like it could have been outside.
Speaker 16: Did you walk around all the outside and maybe happen
Speaker 16: to see my squeegee somewhere?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 17: When all of you guys left, I did a whole
Speaker 17: run through of the house. There's no squeeze at the house.
Speaker 17: I'm sorry about that, is.
Speaker 3: Trevor.
Speaker 11: There's no squeeze at the house.
Speaker 17: I'm telling you. I took a look at the whole
Speaker 17: house balcony. There's no squeegee left behind.
Speaker 16: I was like my favorite squeegee.
Speaker 6: So yeah, also no squeege here.
Speaker 16: Oh you have some really cool house plans.
Speaker 6: Thank you?
Speaker 16: Where'd you get on?
Speaker 17: Thank you so much?
Speaker 5: And good luck Trevor with your squeege?
Speaker 1: All right? Thank you?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 16: Hi is Trevor again from the window place?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 16: Hi, yah, So I just wanted to double check again
Speaker 16: because like I checked everywhere in my back.
Speaker 17: Sorry, Trevor, I'm I'm assuring you that there's no squeeche
Speaker 17: at the house.
Speaker 6: I'm at work right now.
Speaker 17: I cannot be spending too much time on my phone.
Speaker 17: There is no squeegee. I'm sorry, and I wish you
Speaker 17: good luck by me.
Speaker 6: It is not here at my house.
Speaker 16: Okay, Well, if you happen to see my squeegee, it
Speaker 16: has Stevie written on it, because Stevie the squeegee.
Speaker 5: Okay, thank you, have a good word.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 16: I'm not sure if you've heard the last part. His
Speaker 16: name is Stevie, Stevie the squeegee, Stevie written my squeege.
Speaker 17: Ever, trev I have to, Trevor, I have to stop
Speaker 17: you right there because I'm at work and I cannot
Speaker 17: waste any more time on this. There is no squeegee
Speaker 17: at my house. There is no squeegee on my property.
Speaker 17: Stop calling my phone. Please, you are being disrespectful. There
Speaker 17: is no squeegee at my house. Please do not call
Speaker 17: me about the squeegee again.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
Speaker 17: You cannot find your squeegee.
Speaker 5: Stop calling my phone.
Speaker 16: Okay, so I guess you, Okay, Hello. At this point,
Speaker 16: I just want to let you know that I have
Speaker 16: called the authorities because.
Speaker 11: Stop calling my phone. I'm telling you stop calling.
Speaker 1: I have reason.
Speaker 11: You stole Squeeze house.
Speaker 1: You stole my squeegee.
Speaker 16: I'm pretty sure you.
Speaker 12: Know you're Squeeze.
Speaker 11: Stop calling my phone.
Speaker 1: Hey, Caleb, this is actually Doubil from the Jebel Show
Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you and your wife. Set
Speaker 1: you up. Your wife set you up. She said you
Speaker 1: had some people washing your windows the other day and
Speaker 1: wanted me to prank you about it. And I couldn't
Speaker 1: think of anything else but to say that I lost
Speaker 1: my squeegee there. Oh my god, you can get back
Speaker 1: to work now, have a.
Speaker 5: Great day, all right.
Speaker 6: Thanks, good for you.
Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks. We say
Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties, it's time for Nina.
Speaker 7: What's trending looking back on this day five years ago
Speaker 7: in history? It was when COVID was born. I guess
Speaker 7: not born, but it was declared a national emergency on
Speaker 7: March thirteenth, five years ago. That's nuts, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 7: And it was Donald Trump who declared it a national emergency.
Speaker 7: So we've had a whole nother president and at least.
Speaker 1: It feels like both yesterday and thirty years ago.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it is that I was still in school. I
Speaker 7: was debating whether or not to go out on Saint
Speaker 7: Patrick's Day or not. And then I didn't go, and
Speaker 7: all my friends got sick and I was like, suckod
Speaker 7: And then it got spiraled really bad. Yeah, but in
Speaker 7: that moment we weren't sure how bad it was. So
Speaker 7: five years ago already, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: I haven't had it, really. I don't know if I
Speaker 1: believe that I haven't had it once.
Speaker 8: Not once you got tested when you get sick a
Speaker 8: million times.
Speaker 14: Of course, we were all testing all the time. I
Speaker 14: was begging for it at one point because I really
Speaker 14: needed a break.
Speaker 1: Wait, we all had it in the studio. I never
Speaker 1: got it. I was in the studio.
Speaker 7: Wow, I just want to be right.
Speaker 1: I was the one running everything at the studio. I
Speaker 1: also just realized something the other day. I had co COVID.
Speaker 1: I don't know, sometime last year, and I did have
Speaker 1: COVID because I tested with one test and you know,
Speaker 1: it said COVID. I did it twice and it said
Speaker 1: that I had COVID. And then I got a different
Speaker 1: test and then I was supposed to go somewhere and
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm still testing positive, and I tested
Speaker 1: positive for a long time, Like remember how long, pretty
Speaker 1: smad it was. It was about like a week and
Speaker 1: a half you were testing positive. Yeah, I realized I
Speaker 1: was reading the test wrong. I was actually negative last
Speaker 1: year when we were going on that trip and you
Speaker 1: had it. Yeah, so I don't know how long I
Speaker 1: was negative for. But I didn't read the directions fully.
Speaker 1: It had a C and then a T, and if
Speaker 1: you had like two lines on the C and the T,
Speaker 1: then you were still positive. But I thought because it
Speaker 1: had C is like COVID. You guys heard it.
Speaker 7: That we all had and rearranging that to a comedy
Speaker 7: and I did that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did. I know I did at least for
Speaker 1: a certain point. It wasn't that long after forty years.
Speaker 7: How did you not know how to read it cod test?
Speaker 1: Because I also remember, how does he still have COVID?
Speaker 7: I was so nervous after being around you, after you're
Speaker 7: saying it two weeks later, all right.
Speaker 1: Anyways, Yeah, this is a very face. Was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god.
Speaker 7: The trickle down from that is just what's cracking me up.
Speaker 7: All right, Moving moving on.
Speaker 1: From that, It was nice to see the concern though
Speaker 1: from people you know, like making your own death. Yeah,
Speaker 1: who cares?
Speaker 7: Wow, I don't really know how to move into the
Speaker 7: next story because it's actually kind of sad but also
Speaker 7: interesting because you may have seen the headlines starting to
Speaker 7: swirl all over the place on social media. So you
Speaker 7: guys know who Wendy Williams is, right kind of. So
Speaker 7: she used to have her own talk show. She's been
Speaker 7: around for a long time and and she's known for
Speaker 7: having a big mouth and all of that.
Speaker 1: Where'd you go?
Speaker 7: Well, so she has had some type of health problems
Speaker 7: that started to struggle with alcohol. Yeah, so four years
Speaker 7: ago she was taking although she stopped doing her show,
Speaker 7: and she's got a conservatorship right now. So she's been
Speaker 7: staying in this assisted living facility where they've been watching
Speaker 7: her because she's been diagnosed with dementia and a phasia,
Speaker 7: and so she has somebody that's looking out for her. Well,
Speaker 7: she threw a note from her room in New York
Speaker 7: down onto the floor that just said help Wendy. So
Speaker 7: that's the part that everybody is starting to see that
Speaker 7: she sent a note out the window to try to
Speaker 7: get help. So she ended up getting escorted out. There
Speaker 7: is this whole thing where she's supposed to be on
Speaker 7: the show for the first time in four years. But
Speaker 7: the good news is and she's been testing and that
Speaker 7: she's been able to pass a bunch of stuff and
Speaker 7: so the judge is willing to reopen her conservatorship right now.
Speaker 8: But how do you go into a conservatorship like they
Speaker 8: don't sound like great things like her and then Britney Spears.
Speaker 7: If you can't take care of yourself, and they can
Speaker 7: prove that, like Britney Spears wasn't able to take care
Speaker 7: of her self at that time, and Wendy Williams not
Speaker 7: able to take care of herself.
Speaker 1: So I know, kind of sad, crazy, right yeah.
Speaker 8: So I also people take advantage of you it when
Speaker 8: you're in those situations like that's a mess up.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So after seeing all those headlines, so there is good
Speaker 7: news there. It's just the note is the one that's
Speaker 7: been going viral and I'll leave you on and up,
Speaker 7: so we'll go out on it up. So scientists have
Speaker 7: created a banana that stays fresh for twelve hours after
Speaker 7: opening it. What those only amounter of time that they
Speaker 7: do that for avocados? Oh geez, that does not sound good. Yeah, well,
Speaker 7: they say that it's not technically GMO because they say
Speaker 7: because they use the stuff inside of the banana, like
Speaker 7: they just were improving the different parts of them.
Speaker 1: Side.
Speaker 7: No, they didn't add anything. They just re or thank
Speaker 7: you re engineered to.
Speaker 1: Me, Yeah, I get engineer a banana.
Speaker 7: Modified sounds like it right, But there's there's no foreign
Speaker 7: genetic material. They used existing genes by disabling the ones
Speaker 7: that make it disabling. How do you disable a banana jean?
Speaker 7: If you can disable some type of gene or enzymes
Speaker 7: and stuff like that, you should be able to cure
Speaker 7: like all of the world.
Speaker 14: So they have modified the genes, so it's GMO, but
Speaker 14: also one hundred percent Nina, why are we doing this
Speaker 14: nonsense on bananas?
Speaker 1: Bananas die. There's no drugs that you can give them that.
Speaker 1: I can't make money on banana's getting better.
Speaker 14: True, only on people who are eating the genetically modeled
Speaker 14: back banana skis.
Speaker 1: They'll definitely need medicine exactly.
Speaker 7: I went to avocado when I read this, But now
Speaker 7: this is definitely the bigger story.
Speaker 1: There's so many things that they could here, but they
Speaker 1: don't know it.
Speaker 7: So that was a lot of trending but that is
Speaker 7: what it is.
Speaker 1: This morning, it's time to catch a cheater. Only on
Speaker 1: the Jubile Show. Jeremy is on the phone today for
Speaker 1: to catch cheater. He's been married to his wife Sarah
Speaker 1: for four years, but now he thinks that something might
Speaker 1: be going on, so we'll see if we can help
Speaker 1: him out. Jeremy, sorry, you have to come on the
Speaker 1: show this way, But what some man, Why do you
Speaker 1: think that Sarah is cheating on you?
Speaker 2: I love my wife, She's things have usually been really great.
Speaker 2: We've been, like you said, married four years and have
Speaker 2: a beautiful little daughter four, Emma. You know, after she
Speaker 2: was born, you know, Sarah was my wife. Sorry, she
Speaker 2: decided that that she was going to do the whole
Speaker 2: stay at home thing, well, you know, at least until
Speaker 2: Emma was in school.
Speaker 3: And you know, it kind of works out for me
Speaker 3: in a way. I work really long days.
Speaker 2: It's great, except that I do miss out on a
Speaker 2: lot being at work. And you know, that's kind of
Speaker 2: the reason why I emailed you guys. Something is going
Speaker 2: on and I'm really I'm nervous about it.
Speaker 1: Okay, what's going on?
Speaker 3: Sarah?
Speaker 2: She can never really get a break with them until
Speaker 2: I get home, and so I recently I was I
Speaker 2: was happy to learn that, you know, Sarah, uh, she
Speaker 2: she found someone at She's been going to these like
Speaker 2: play zones, you.
Speaker 3: Know, I'm I'm sure you're familiar with those, uh for.
Speaker 2: Kids, you know, so that Emma could have someone else
Speaker 2: to have a play date with. I thought it was
Speaker 2: great because then that way Sarah could also hopefully, you know,
Speaker 2: she could have some her time, you know, while I
Speaker 2: was running around like like a crazy little job and
Speaker 2: making friends, and I thought it would be really nice
Speaker 2: for both of them. She'd take em over to this
Speaker 2: this kid's house and then and leave for a bit,
Speaker 2: or at least that's what I thought would happen. But
Speaker 2: then I found out that Sarah, Sarah has been staying
Speaker 2: the whole time, which you know, it started just as
Speaker 2: a few hours, but then as time went on, Sarah
Speaker 2: wouldn't get home with Emma until after I got home,
Speaker 2: which kind of for me, like was a bit of
Speaker 2: a mind trip. It wasn't a big deal to me
Speaker 2: until Emma started talking about the other day. She mentioned
Speaker 2: Uncle Andy, and Uncle Andy is this other kid her
Speaker 2: playdates dad? Obviously, that was a surprise to me. Because
Speaker 2: Sarah had never mentioned that the playdates that the other
Speaker 2: kids parent. I just maybe it's, you know, wrong of
Speaker 2: me to assume, but I just assumed it was another woman,
Speaker 2: and she never said that it was a guy. And
Speaker 2: as I mentioned, she's been getting home later and later,
Speaker 2: we kind of miss each other because of work, and
Speaker 2: then when they get home and you know, they've even
Speaker 2: had playdates at our place and he's always gone by
Speaker 2: the time I get here, and it just feels a
Speaker 2: little suspect.
Speaker 3: I really trust my wife.
Speaker 1: You're not super comfy with your wife hanging out with
Speaker 1: the single daddy.
Speaker 3: I get it, the single daddy.
Speaker 2: And also, you know, she likes to have an afternoon
Speaker 2: glass or two sometimes, And I.
Speaker 7: Was going to say, I mean, there's really a good
Speaker 7: chance that she just needs some adult time too, So
Speaker 7: like while the kids are playing, she's able to have
Speaker 7: an adult conversation and Uncle Andy really is just the
Speaker 7: homie and they.
Speaker 1: Get to have a couple of glasses. And maybe that's
Speaker 1: why she's later.
Speaker 7: But the fact that you said that he stays at
Speaker 7: your house and then leaves before you get home is
Speaker 7: a little.
Speaker 3: Strang Yeah, this has been going on for weeks now.
Speaker 2: Where she'd come home and you know, sometimes I come
Speaker 2: home and I'd smell the wine on her, and I mean,
Speaker 2: I love you know, she's so much fun.
Speaker 11: Like I'm very work focused and she's like the.
Speaker 3: Life of the party always.
Speaker 2: I will leave the party to go home and finish work,
Speaker 2: which maybe lame, but it's just you know, opposite tracked.
Speaker 2: And and I also know that like when she is drinking,
Speaker 2: she can get a little frisky sometimes.
Speaker 1: Sorry, man, that sucks that you're going through it. But
Speaker 1: we'll see if we can figure it out for you.
Speaker 1: Will do the usual. Well, you already told us to
Speaker 1: a grocery store. You guys are Awards card members at
Speaker 1: So we'll play a song come back, and then call
Speaker 1: and pretend to be from the grocery store and say
Speaker 1: that every single month, we choose one lucky Rewards member
Speaker 1: who gets free flowers delivered to anybody that they want
Speaker 1: from our floral apartment. We'll see if she sends those
Speaker 1: your way or to somebody else.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeahs all right, we'll.
Speaker 1: Play a song, come back, get your to catch a teater. Next,
Speaker 1: it's time to catch a Cheater only on the Tuble Show.
Speaker 1: Right in the middle of to catch a cheater if
Speaker 1: you're just joining us. Jeremy is on the phone. He's
Speaker 1: been with his wife for four years, and now he
Speaker 1: thinks that she might be messing around. So we're about
Speaker 1: to call her and pretend to be from the grocery
Speaker 1: store that she's a Rewards card member, and say that
Speaker 1: every single month, we choose one lucky Rewards member who
Speaker 1: gets free flowers from our brand new and improved floral
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Speaker 1: she's cheating?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I just I work a lot, and she's been having
Speaker 2: these playdates with a friend's kid, and the friend's kid
Speaker 2: has the other kid has a dad Andy or uncle Andy,
Speaker 2: as my daughter has been calling him, and my wife
Speaker 2: enjoys drinking, and they've been hanging out a lot more
Speaker 2: and more lately. And I'm wondering if I've never met
Speaker 2: this guy, because something.
Speaker 3: Is going on.
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Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I'm nervous, but rather another two. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: to Andy?
Speaker 11: Yes? Can you put for all the Rose ceremonies you
Speaker 11: missed out on?
Speaker 1: All the Rose ceremonies you missed out on?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: the Jewbill Show.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria, and my name is Jewbell.
Speaker 1: We do a segment on the show. It's called to
Speaker 1: catch a Cheater and what that is? If you think
Speaker 1: you're significant other, I'm messing around you See they send
Speaker 1: flowers to and Sarah. Your husband Jeremy is actually on
Speaker 1: the phone. Wait, last one way to react?
Speaker 12: Hi, honey, Sure, what's going on?
Speaker 2: I'm very confused you you're laughing about this, the fact
Speaker 2: that you're sending flowers to Andy, this guy who I've
Speaker 2: never met.
Speaker 3: What's going.
Speaker 11: I am laughing? Yes?
Speaker 3: Why why are you sending him flowers?
Speaker 11: Well? Because I am just I am in love. What No,
Speaker 11: I'm going to run away.
Speaker 3: And yeah, okay that's the plan.
Speaker 1: Are you are you?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 3: She's seriously he heard joking voice. I don't know what
Speaker 3: she's doing. What is going on? Baby?
Speaker 11: A man to a bonded with in a way that
Speaker 11: you and I cannot.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't understand what's why is this funny, Sarah?
Speaker 3: Okay? Like, is this like a way of trying to
Speaker 3: get back at me?
Speaker 1: I'm never home a sarcasm.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry that I can't always be around like this,
Speaker 2: Andy guy. But you know, I don't know whatever's going
Speaker 2: on with you and him, But like we obviously we
Speaker 2: can work through this.
Speaker 7: I think now's the time to explain to your husband
Speaker 7: what's up. He's pretty worried.
Speaker 11: Okay, maybe what is going on? Thank you everything you
Speaker 11: just said. That's so sweet. Man.
Speaker 18: If I had known that, all it would have taken
Speaker 18: was you thinking that I'm cheating on you. It's for
Speaker 18: you to change, man, I would have done this a
Speaker 18: lot earlier. Oh my god, Hey, I love you everything.
Speaker 11: Okay. I have been hanging over too.
Speaker 3: I'm so confused.
Speaker 11: It's okay, Andy is super gay. You and I have
Speaker 11: become very good friends.
Speaker 18: Yes, so we met when I was taking Emma to
Speaker 18: the play zone and we talked about how we loved
Speaker 18: cheesy you know, romance competition shows like Love Is Blind
Speaker 18: and The Bachelor and everything, and so we made plans
Speaker 18: to have the kids get together and while they're playing,
Speaker 18: we're watching The Bachelor and drinking wine and having a
Speaker 18: fantastic time.
Speaker 11: I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner. I just thought
Speaker 11: it would sound weird that I was hanging out with
Speaker 11: a guy all day. I didn't I didn't think I
Speaker 11: needed to say anything, And I'm sorry. I know you
Speaker 11: can be a little bit jealous sometimes.
Speaker 18: I promise you, though I swear on everything. Nothing is
Speaker 18: going on. He's become my playdates.
Speaker 19: This is really for me more than it is for Emma.
Speaker 19: He's he's a very good friend, I promised.
Speaker 12: Very gay.
Speaker 7: So is that the funny part, Sarah? Is that why
Speaker 7: this was so funny in the beginning.
Speaker 18: Yes, it's funny because he is gay, but also because
Speaker 18: I think it's funny that the whole roasterah money comment
Speaker 18: on the card could be misconstrued.
Speaker 19: I'm just talking about the Bachelor because his.
Speaker 11: Biggest dream is to be on The Bachelor.
Speaker 2: My god, I should not have like blown this up
Speaker 2: on the on the radio. I should have just like
Speaker 2: talked to you about it. I know you wouldn't cheat
Speaker 2: on me.
Speaker 12: I am.
Speaker 2: I'm a little embarrassed, and I'm sorry that, but I'm
Speaker 2: I did this to you. And then I'm not home
Speaker 2: as much as I wish I could be. And you know,
Speaker 2: I just do it for you, for the two of you,
Speaker 2: and uh, I want to find some some way to
Speaker 2: make it work.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to watch The Bachelor with you, and.
Speaker 2: You should have him over for dinner and then I
Speaker 2: can meet him and I'll I'll leave work early and
Speaker 2: we'll have a nice dinner and I can and I
Speaker 2: can feel, I can see why you're doing.
Speaker 3: What you're doing. I get I don't know. I love you.
Speaker 3: I'm confused. I'm sorry.
Speaker 19: What a relief, though, baby, I love you so much,
Speaker 19: and I know Andy is excited to meet you.
Speaker 18: He's already seen pictures. To be honest, I'm worried that
Speaker 18: you'll leave me for him, not me leaving.
Speaker 11: The Jewel shows to catch a cheetah.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed your ride this morning. Oh yeah, hand coach
Speaker 1: and all. We're more than happy to participate in these
Speaker 1: type of things. This is a one hundred and two
Speaker 1: year old who put on her bucket list that she
Speaker 1: wants to be arrested, cops arrested her. Nice, we love it.
Speaker 1: We get more out of it than the seniors do.
Speaker 11: I made my first dress.
Speaker 1: Truth, that was wearrible.
Speaker 13: I'm not saying it was good, but I wore to
Speaker 13: school when I was about ten years old.
Speaker 12: Twenty Fife.
Speaker 1: We're talking about the arresting in the bucket list where
Speaker 1: you're talking about that. You can tell what my folks
Speaker 1: were doing on Christmas before. That's making me.
Speaker 13: What going Whatever it is you're doing, conversation, spend some
Speaker 13: time doing community service, because sometimes the people that you
Speaker 13: reach out and touch is the only person that they
Speaker 13: will talk to in a day.
Speaker 7: It's a great world if you just open your.
Speaker 9: Eyes and look at us.
Speaker 1: And I've been wanting someone to put me in handcuffing anyway,
Speaker 1: don't tell me it's all about the guilt of something.
Speaker 1: She wasn't talking about. It's one hundred and two year
Speaker 1: old who wanted to know what it felt like to
Speaker 1: be arrested. So cops did that for but doesn't really
Speaker 1: count if you didn't actually get arrested.
Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, we probably just wanted to be in handcuffs.
Speaker 1: Anyway. You might want to change your bucket list after
Speaker 1: you hear this, because the thirteen year old's parents posted
Speaker 1: their kid's bucket list online and now it's going viral
Speaker 1: because of the things that the kid put on their
Speaker 1: bucket list. So we'll go over it right now so
Speaker 1: you can put your own bucket list in perspective. So
Speaker 1: this is some of the things that are on the
Speaker 1: thirteen year old's bucket list to do before they die,
Speaker 1: beat up someone.
Speaker 20: Beat up someone, actually the last thing on their bucket list.
Speaker 20: But it's on and you you chose to read it first.
Speaker 20: It's a valid bucket list item.
Speaker 7: I don't see what Yeah, you want to just you know, no,
Speaker 7: that's a last resort that shouldn't be like what you
Speaker 7: want to do go to a boxing class or kills.
Speaker 14: You know what I mean, Like you could you didn't
Speaker 14: say not in an MMA ring, not in a boxing
Speaker 14: beat up some buck.
Speaker 1: I don't see it that way. Ten year old's bucket list.
Speaker 1: Who's going viral? His parents posted it. He knows who.
Speaker 1: By the way, he's definitely thinking about somebody there meet
Speaker 1: an alien is also on this kid's Is this your
Speaker 1: bucket list?
Speaker 13: You will?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think me and this kid would get along
Speaker 1: and so lote of the same things that I put
Speaker 1: on my bucket list. Go snarkling with a shark.
Speaker 7: I've always wanted to do that. Nope, what do you
Speaker 7: know for the shark. I'm terrified of sharks. That's what
Speaker 7: I'm scared of, probably most in this world.
Speaker 8: Don't be dumb with the shark, Like, don't try to
Speaker 8: take a selfie with it or get too close to it.
Speaker 1: But just like if you're in the water with a shark,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be one with nature. Man, it doesn't matter
Speaker 1: how close you are, You'll be one with nature, that
Speaker 1: life cycle and that in pieces have you seen no? Okay.
Speaker 1: Another thing that's on this thirteen year old's bucket list
Speaker 1: that's going viral is legally changed my name and kids
Speaker 1: say the parents say the kid's name is very common,
Speaker 1: and when they asked him about it, he said he
Speaker 1: doesn't like his name and he wants to change it
Speaker 1: to something like Troather Bartholomew dungle Pants. I like that name.
Speaker 1: The dungle Pants really changed Ado, he's actually yours.
Speaker 14: I changed my name when I was seven and I
Speaker 14: tried to pick like nine different fun names like that,
Speaker 14: and my mom would let me wait, did you actually Yeah,
Speaker 14: I was adopted by my stepfather and I was gonna
Speaker 14: just I was supposed to just change my last name,
Speaker 14: but I went on a whole thing.
Speaker 1: I was like, I want to me named Jim Carrey.
Speaker 1: Now my mom's like, no, don't do it. We're going
Speaker 1: over a thirteen year old's bucket list that's gone viral
Speaker 1: on the internet because people are saying it puts their
Speaker 1: bucket list in perspective. Yeah, we become the world's leading
Speaker 1: expert on Red Wall. It's a fantasy book series.
Speaker 3: I guess.
Speaker 7: Leading expert on it. It's very attainable, have so far
Speaker 7: been pretty attainable. Like goals, get a cool jeep, Yeah,
Speaker 7: that was mine. So many people all these lofty career goals.
Speaker 7: It's like, hey, just as long as they get a
Speaker 7: cool geek. Yeah, I'm fine.
Speaker 1: I just want to get a cool geep and beat
Speaker 1: somebody up. This one is going to be difficult. This
Speaker 1: is a thirteen year old's bucket list that's going viral
Speaker 1: online after his parents posted it. This one is going
Speaker 1: to be difficult. Proved the existence of goblins. I don't
Speaker 1: know how difficult is that.
Speaker 14: He's only thirteen, so he's just now gotten on the internet, right, right,
Speaker 14: so he doesn't know yet, but we've discovered them.
Speaker 7: They're all over the internet, the goblins everywhere. Yes, and
Speaker 7: you walk in the streets with them as well. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 7: hiding what girl? You need to study up on your goblin, Victoria,
Speaker 7: you've known a goblin before?
Speaker 1: I totally forgot about it. That's an inside joke. Don't
Speaker 1: worry about it. If you know befriend a bin Tarrong
Speaker 1: be Tarong is also on this thirteen year old's bucket list.
Speaker 1: It's a bear cat.
Speaker 7: Yeah it is.
Speaker 6: I just googled it.
Speaker 1: It's the cutest bear cat life. Really like a like
Speaker 1: a lion or a tiger, or like a small room.
Speaker 1: It's like a bear and a cat at the same time.
Speaker 5: Google them.
Speaker 1: Yes, on this kid's bucket list. This thirteen year old
Speaker 1: bucket list is gone viral.
Speaker 5: Oh it is.
Speaker 1: I want to be friends. See how does this thirteen
Speaker 1: year old know about a bin to wrong? And I don't.
Speaker 14: Yeah, my daughters, I was very grateful for that too.
Speaker 7: Those are cool too.
Speaker 1: Those are the coolest giant rats.
Speaker 7: You have those like those cafes overseas where you can
Speaker 7: hang out with the kapy bars, like you can have
Speaker 7: like some coffee or tea and then they just hang
Speaker 7: out and pet them and you can do that with otters. Also, really,
Speaker 7: cafes are so last season, like now.
Speaker 1: There here we don't have this. We have dog friendly everything.
Speaker 3: But yeah, but.
Speaker 1: Bear cat nor capy bara anywhere?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Make that?
Speaker 7: Are they native to here anywhere?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Nobody knows how who cares take them from? Right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we do. We'll take it quote unquote on loan never
Speaker 1: given him back. Another thing that this thirteen year old
Speaker 1: put on his bucket list of things that he hopes
Speaker 1: to do before he dies. This is the fifth most
Speaker 1: important thing to him. Eat an octopus. Oh okay, that's
Speaker 1: pretty easy.
Speaker 7: The best place to do that is in Greece because
Speaker 7: when it's seared with that like searing, think of that weird.
Speaker 1: But he'd also like to discover new species hard. Oh,
Speaker 1: new species would be really cool. Oh my gosh, you
Speaker 1: can do all of these things. That's gouda be really
Speaker 1: hard to find a new species. And the number one
Speaker 1: thing that he has on his bucket list is also
Speaker 1: very attainable. Get a full taxidermy alligator. That's the number
Speaker 1: one thing this kid wants to do before he dies.
Speaker 3: I get it.
Speaker 1: Live in Florida.
Speaker 6: In Florida.
Speaker 1: He's got everything put together, allator deep to beat someone.
Speaker 1: Kid knows what he wants. Yeah, he's definitely. His fans
Speaker 1: are just like, hey, just move to Tampa. That's all
Speaker 1: you gotta do. Or your phone break happens every single
Speaker 1: hour on the twenties. Your next one is coming up
Speaker 1: right after this and then right after that. Isn't it
Speaker 1: as what's trending? It's the Jubil Show First.
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Speaker 1: Law dot com. Jasmine is on the phone today for
Speaker 1: a first date follow up and she's getting ghosted by
Speaker 1: a dude named Ryan. So in a few minutes, we're
Speaker 1: gonna call him see if he'll tell us why he's
Speaker 1: ghosting her and maybe get her another date if she
Speaker 1: still wants one. But first, Jasmine, how long has it,
Speaker 1: Vinces you heard from Ryan?
Speaker 7: It's been a week, okay, So have you reached out
Speaker 7: to him? And that week about how many times do
Speaker 7: you think.
Speaker 11: I've reached out to him?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 12: Embarrassingly, probably over twenty times?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Okay, that's a lot. Don't be embarrassed.
Speaker 7: I mean, I mean I think that we can all
Speaker 7: say that that ghosting is definitely happening here. Then yeah,
Speaker 7: unless he lost his phone.
Speaker 12: Yeah both, Like who can survive without a phone nowadays?
Speaker 1: Very true? What were the twenty texts or calls? Like
Speaker 1: how what did you say?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 12: Well, I basically it was it was like more than
Speaker 12: twenty calls and then just a text. I've just been
Speaker 12: kind of like I kind of just been kind of
Speaker 12: writing paragraphs only because him and I basically met. We
Speaker 12: spoke on this app and then before a meeting, we
Speaker 12: were just he was like hyping me up and just
Speaker 12: it was almost like love bombing, to be honest, now
Speaker 12: that I think about it, and now that I've spoken
Speaker 12: to my friends on it, but he kind of promised
Speaker 12: me a lot of things, and I guess I was
Speaker 12: just being really vulnerable. But before we met, he was
Speaker 12: telling me how pretty I was, and we were going
Speaker 12: to go to this place and we're going to go
Speaker 12: to that place. And then when I met him, he
Speaker 12: was so incredible, So like everything I had even ask
Speaker 12: for I checked off. Like I don't ever, I don't
Speaker 12: even know if people have a check box list. I don't,
Speaker 12: but if I were to have one, he's definitely that person.
Speaker 12: And he was witty, which is what I love so much. Yeah,
Speaker 12: when we met at this stop bugs bar, and I
Speaker 12: was just super excited about everything. He paid for the
Speaker 12: check of course, you know, like any gentleman would, and yeah,
Speaker 12: I asked him if he was okay after that and
Speaker 12: absolutely nothing. But before then, before we were the day,
Speaker 12: everything was just like so many checks. It was like
Speaker 12: a lot. Like I said, it was like love bombing.
Speaker 12: And then we go on this date and it's the
Speaker 12: greatest time of my life. And then I was like okay,
Speaker 12: Like you know, I was going to wait to see
Speaker 12: if he wanted to go ahead and give me a call,
Speaker 12: because that's like what you do, but he took too long.
Speaker 12: I was like hey, like are you okay?
Speaker 11: And then I was just like thanks for the night.
Speaker 12: And then after that, I've just been like, what's going on?
Speaker 7: So while you're on the day at the restaurant, it
Speaker 7: was so perfect, like can you tell us about that?
Speaker 7: What were the conversations like, like what did you guys do?
Speaker 12: Yeah, so it was it was like NonStop like talks
Speaker 12: about our future together. He was talking about. He was
Speaker 12: talking about going to like Papo, going to like like
Speaker 12: meet his parents.
Speaker 1: That's superach. Yeah, that is intent.
Speaker 7: I would wonder what was going on, but also would
Speaker 7: be kind of flaggy to hear somebody start talking that
Speaker 7: way so soon. Yeah, did you do or say anything
Speaker 7: on the date that may have I don't know, altered
Speaker 7: the course of this marriage.
Speaker 12: I mean, I mean maybe I like appeared too eager
Speaker 12: because he's like, yeah, like, we'll meet like my parents.
Speaker 12: I can't wait to show you like my grandparents too.
Speaker 11: And I was just like, maybe, like I said, like, yes,
Speaker 11: too quick.
Speaker 1: That is a lot. Yeah, I mean to go that
Speaker 1: far right, Yeah, And then now.
Speaker 12: I just think maybe he's like he wasn't attracted to
Speaker 12: me or something, and maybe I should have wanted the
Speaker 12: parent dress but I look basic.
Speaker 11: But I was like, I feel like I picked the perfect.
Speaker 12: Dress, like you know, like when you asked you're girl
Speaker 12: friends when you're going out and I did.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 12: Now I feel kind of insecure and just not okay
Speaker 12: with the right selection that I even ticked on my dress.
Speaker 1: Well, it might not be anything about you at all.
Speaker 7: I mean I understand turning to yourself like what's wrong
Speaker 7: with me and doing the superficial like clothing and stuff
Speaker 7: like that. But there's a really good chance it has
Speaker 7: nothing to do with any of that.
Speaker 12: But like, first date impressions are everything too, you know,
Speaker 12: like when I like when you wear like a red
Speaker 12: dress that makes a big statement that maybe I should
Speaker 12: have just formed that one, and I just I wore
Speaker 12: a regular black dress, and I think that like a
Speaker 12: guy probably in the first date wants like a red
Speaker 12: statement piece dress.
Speaker 1: As a guy who's been on dates before, I don't
Speaker 1: think I would care black or red as long as
Speaker 1: you're wearing something or not pretty on where we meet.
Speaker 1: But you know, I don't think, yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: if the color of it, but hey, who knows. Everybody's different. Okay, Okay,
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Speaker 1: If you're just joining us for today's first date follow up.
Speaker 1: Jasmine is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by Ryan,
Speaker 1: So we're about to call him and see if he'll
Speaker 1: tell us why he's ghostinger and see if she still
Speaker 1: wants another date. After she hears the reason things moved
Speaker 1: pretty quickly, Jasmine, give a real quick recap for everybody
Speaker 1: who's just joining us on your situation with Ryan.
Speaker 12: Okay, so I feel like this isn't your regular like
Speaker 12: ghost story. I mean, like this guy sent me flowers
Speaker 12: before our date. He told me he wanted He told
Speaker 12: me we wanted to travel together, that I can meet
Speaker 12: his parents, he paid for the bill. Everything was good,
Speaker 12: good conversation, and now I absolutely haven't heard from him.
Speaker 12: And it went from so many messages of flowers to
Speaker 12: my door and now I don't even get a peep.
Speaker 11: Nothing.
Speaker 1: I would want to know. Yeah, I would definitely want
Speaker 1: to know what's going on. All right, Well, you ready
Speaker 1: for us to call him?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Hell, I I speak to Ryan. Please. This is Ryan, Ryan,
Speaker 1: how are you man? My name is Jubil from a
Speaker 1: radio show called The Jebel Show. Hi, Ryan, whole Show's here.
Speaker 1: I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 6: Well, okay, what's up?
Speaker 1: Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 9: I have?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 16: Cool?
Speaker 1: No, Ryan, we're calling you because you went on a
Speaker 1: date with somebody and you haven't called them back. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I'm not sure if you've ever heard a first
Speaker 1: date follow up before, But that's the segment where if
Speaker 1: you go out with someone and then ghost them, they
Speaker 1: ask us to call you and ask why. So we
Speaker 1: got an email about you from Jasmine. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: do you mind telling us about why you're ghosting Jasmine?
Speaker 6: Well, Jasmine's great, we haven't really cool date.
Speaker 4: She is attractive, lovely, But you know what I have
Speaker 4: come to learn about myself that I am I have
Speaker 4: a lot of momentum in the romance department, and I
Speaker 4: need to cool the jets more often.
Speaker 6: And so I have decided for myself, no matter how
Speaker 6: good it's going.
Speaker 4: You know, as we're texting and talking beforehand, in the
Speaker 4: first five minutes, irl, if I don't feel something discernible,
Speaker 4: it's spark. I got to cut it off because I've
Speaker 4: gone down that road too many times hoping that would
Speaker 4: come because everything else seems so good. And then I'm
Speaker 4: months into a relationship. But you know, I just I'm
Speaker 4: too much of a romantic so I need I needed
Speaker 4: to draw.
Speaker 12: Okay, wait, I don't like okay, hey, sorry, but it's
Speaker 12: kind of really refreshing to even hear your voice. But
Speaker 12: at the same time, now, I'm kind of just like
Speaker 12: I'm really just in shock and taken by everything. If
Speaker 12: you're such a romantic and all of this stuff, wouldn't
Speaker 12: you have been polite to just send me a text
Speaker 12: back or call back and be polite, have you know,
Speaker 12: like just and communicate let me know what's going on,
Speaker 12: instead of just leaving me out in the dark like that.
Speaker 12: That's really disrespectful. I honestly want to like curse your
Speaker 12: head off right now, but like I'm not going to
Speaker 12: just because I'm actually polite. I don't understand why you
Speaker 12: couldn't have just sent a message. You can go ahead
Speaker 12: and send flowers before, but you can't go ahead and
Speaker 12: send a message after our lovely date that we had
Speaker 12: because you didn't feel as.
Speaker 1: Dark, right, And that's Jasmine, she's on the phone and
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you.
Speaker 3: I got that.
Speaker 19: Yeah, you're so much of a romantic, Like, what do
Speaker 19: you mean?
Speaker 12: How are you such a romantic? I hope everybody knows
Speaker 12: who this guy is and honestly doesn't want to do
Speaker 12: with you, because you should be a little bit more
Speaker 12: upfront if you're a romantic, have common courtesy.
Speaker 7: My biggest question for you, Ryan, though, is what made
Speaker 7: you want to buy so many flowers before you met
Speaker 7: them and talked about family and all those types of things,
Speaker 7: and then like what changed in the moment where you
Speaker 7: felt comfortable doing that and meeting her in real life?
Speaker 12: Well, that is such a coward moves cannot even respond
Speaker 12: back to me.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm just I'm also pretty non confrontational, and
Speaker 4: I don't like ghosting, but it has become a fact
Speaker 4: in our generation that that's just how people handle it.
Speaker 6: So I thought it was better than me explaining all
Speaker 6: this stuff to you about my rule.
Speaker 12: Yeah, but being romantic is being vulnerable and having courage
Speaker 12: and all of that. So I don't even think that's
Speaker 12: what you are. I think you're actually like a narcissist,
Speaker 12: to be honest, if you're going to go ahead and
Speaker 12: like this is like, honestly just unbelievable.
Speaker 11: You shouldn't love bomb people like that. You shouldn't you
Speaker 11: shouldn't do that.
Speaker 12: I wish you lucky and.
Speaker 11: Somebody I hear it.
Speaker 4: I was embarrassed that I went so far before we
Speaker 4: even met, and so I just know your responder like
Speaker 4: double back from that.
Speaker 6: Okay, I really hope.
Speaker 12: You learn your lesson and don't pull such a coward
Speaker 12: and move on the next person that you try and
Speaker 12: find a spark with, because I could mentally mess with
Speaker 12: people like honestly, like my friends aren't even enough now,
Speaker 12: like having to see a therapist after this is like
Speaker 12: where it's leading to, Like it's a little ridiculous. You
Speaker 12: should like you don't. You can't do that stuff. I'm
Speaker 12: trying to find the love of my life here, the
Speaker 12: person that I'm supposed to be with. I think that's
Speaker 12: what everybody's job is, and that's what they're trying to do.
Speaker 12: And you're going over here and then just like, oh,
Speaker 12: let me just like fake pretend and love bomb you
Speaker 12: and all this stuff, and then just like stop and
Speaker 12: not talk to you, Like what are you doing with
Speaker 12: your life as a man?
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm sorry. I have to jump in again really quick, Jasmine.
Speaker 7: You're right, you shouldn't be ghosting you and all that stuff.
Speaker 7: And if you're in therapy, I think that that's wonderful.
Speaker 7: But that's not entirely his fault.
Speaker 12: How I think that, Like what if you were in
Speaker 12: my position, what if you were like ghosted like that.
Speaker 12: I don't think you understand, No, actually I do.
Speaker 7: I completely understand. I have been in your position. It's
Speaker 7: more about the relationship.
Speaker 12: I'm sure I'm this kind of hurt right now in
Speaker 12: the situation, and it's just like I didn't expect him
Speaker 12: to even answer.
Speaker 1: I get that.
Speaker 6: We'll just leave it there, Desmond. I want to be
Speaker 6: really clear. I think you're amazing. I had a great
Speaker 6: time with you.
Speaker 4: It was it was me after our date, processing this
Speaker 4: and realizing, you know what, I had gone too far
Speaker 4: and I didn't feel something that I wanted to feel
Speaker 4: before I proceeded, and you deserved better communication about that.
Speaker 6: But that that those are the facts, and I didn't
Speaker 6: want to lead you on or any further whatever.
Speaker 1: Ryan, would you like to go on another date with Jasmine?
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it.
Speaker 11: I would like to go on another date with you, Ryan.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, what you would?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 11: I would, absolutely you would.
Speaker 6: Okay, Jasmine, Yeah, what we what? I'm busy tonight. But
Speaker 6: I do have a friend who I swear I just
Speaker 6: I say you came to mind when we went out.
Speaker 6: I think you guys, actually I can put you in
Speaker 6: toush I swear.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice, brilliant, Okay, cool, all right, Well, Hey,
Speaker 1: you guys, seems like it worked out.
Speaker 6: Thank you?
Speaker 1: All right? Cool?
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Speaker 1: Time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 14: Jubel went downstairs to get some door dash yeah, and
Speaker 14: he forgot his key card. And then Victoria was like,
Speaker 14: I don't know why he doesn't bring his key card.
Speaker 14: And then she goes down and then comes back up
Speaker 14: ten seconds ago and says, I forgot my key card.
Speaker 1: Hi, Jewbell, here you go call let him back in cynas.
Speaker 1: What's trending?
Speaker 7: I'm glad to be stalled because I didn't want to
Speaker 7: do the Drake story until everybody was back in.
Speaker 1: So now everybody got.
Speaker 9: What they need.
Speaker 1: Cards are in place. Are we ready to go?
Speaker 7: I still need a key card, but whatever. This is
Speaker 7: a team that looks out for each other. You know
Speaker 7: you need one of those two. Okay, So here's the
Speaker 7: Drake story. He's about to make us feel uneasy. Did
Speaker 7: any of you guys see his Instagram post?
Speaker 1: You always know?
Speaker 7: Okay, So he did post a series of photos and
Speaker 7: a carousel reel.
Speaker 1: But then the caption is what's interesting.
Speaker 7: So the big line that everybody's kind of questioning is
Speaker 7: he says that he believes the next chapter is going
Speaker 7: to leave us feeling uneasy, but he hopes that we
Speaker 7: see his honesty as clarity, not charity, and that it
Speaker 7: answers some questions, especially to the people that haven't He
Speaker 7: hasn't texted back, So I don't even think this is
Speaker 7: about Kendrick Lamar. I don't even think this is about music.
Speaker 7: And I may be jumping to like conclusions. Yeah, but
Speaker 7: one of the pictures in the carousel post is including
Speaker 7: a shot of two tablets of zophren I don't know
Speaker 7: if I'm saying that correctly, but it's a medication that's
Speaker 7: used to prevent nausea, nausea, vomiting, and stuff caused by surgery, chemotherapy, radiation.
Speaker 1: Or migraine. Oh, so they're saying that he may.
Speaker 7: Maybe they're going to say that he was sick, or
Speaker 7: maybe he's going to tell us that he was sick,
Speaker 7: because he did say that he doesn't want charity, He
Speaker 7: just wants to be honest and clear. So this is
Speaker 7: definitely speculation at this point. But he knows that he
Speaker 7: dropped a nugget that's going to leave a lot of
Speaker 7: people speculating because of that.
Speaker 14: I mean, if Kendrick Lamar can drop bars so hard
Speaker 14: you get legitimately sick over it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty great.
Speaker 14: Also, maybe it explains some of Drake's disgusting behavior, probably
Speaker 14: something to do with his brain.
Speaker 7: Oh well, he also said that he grew up non
Speaker 7: confrontational and he's not trying to fight. He just likes
Speaker 7: to take it out with this pen.
Speaker 1: Oh so yeah, but that's the mistake. Right then, don't
Speaker 1: make confrontational music, Drake. Don't do confrontational thing, I mean, Drake. Yeah, like,
Speaker 1: don't talk, don't don't say things almost almost swore, h
Speaker 1: don't say, don't talk trash to people, you know, because
Speaker 1: you never know what can happen. So if you're not confrontational,
Speaker 1: you're do an your music. I mean, his music is
Speaker 1: confrontational a lot, you know what I mean. So it's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I get it, that's your way to express it. But
Speaker 1: also so you don't have to come directly at people
Speaker 1: unless they came at him first in some situations, right yeah, exactly.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, but if he's not a combinational person, I
Speaker 8: feel like he wouldn't really, because.
Speaker 1: He should have stopped and decided not to pretend to
Speaker 1: be a rapper. Yea, why are you trying to battle
Speaker 1: people then, and why are you trying to come at
Speaker 1: people and have beef? Then that's a big part of
Speaker 1: hip hop. You can end up real exactly, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. Like, but he didn't know that because
Speaker 1: he's not hip hop. It's true. That's a good point.
Speaker 1: He's a suburban kid from Canada, It's very true.
Speaker 11: I think this might be.
Speaker 7: Part of like a rebrand or like a reintroduction.
Speaker 1: Right, so I've seen Scamanda, that's what that. Girls have
Speaker 1: always ripped on Drake, you know, ever since he first
Speaker 1: hit on the scene. That you may make fun of
Speaker 1: for crying on his tracks all the time, and you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, being emotional. I always really liked straight. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I never really liked Drake. He's got a couple of
Speaker 1: songs that I do like a lot, but for the
Speaker 1: most part, I didn't really like him, you know. But
Speaker 1: then it's like, yeah, don't get in the studio and
Speaker 1: then try to act hard, because you might be talking
Speaker 1: about somebody who's actually hard, right, you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I'll say what, I don't care if you're drink,
Speaker 1: and then you meet someone who really will say whatever
Speaker 1: because they don't care. It doesn't go well, you'll see.
Speaker 7: What the significance of the post is. I'm sure in
Speaker 7: the coming months or so. If you'd like a little
Speaker 7: extra luck in your life though you want to feel
Speaker 7: good about yourself, then maybe think about buying some bank soil.
Speaker 7: So bank soil is trending because people are actually selling
Speaker 7: this in China for good luck. And by bank soil,
Speaker 7: it's the soil around a bank. It's a soil inside
Speaker 7: of the bank, like they're going into a bank, like
Speaker 7: if there's plants and stuff in there. People are going inside,
Speaker 7: taking little bits of the soil from inside the bank
Speaker 7: and selling it for upwards of one hundred and twenty dollars.
Speaker 7: Mess up claiming that there's a ninety nine percent success
Speaker 7: rate in generating.
Speaker 1: Well, what I'm about to go on a soil stealing spree.
Speaker 1: I'm not sealing it from my bank because they can't
Speaker 1: figure out my cards at all. Literally, I had a
Speaker 1: fraud charge on one of my cards, so they canceled
Speaker 1: the card, send me a new one, but they send
Speaker 1: it to the wrong address, but they tell me in
Speaker 1: the meantime it would work on Apple Pay. It didn't
Speaker 1: work anywhere ever, and then I called them. They resent
Speaker 1: the card, but then said, okay, now we fixed the issue.
Speaker 1: We'll work on Apple pay. Still doesn't work on Apple Pay.
Speaker 1: And then now whenever I make a purchase, I literally
Speaker 1: have to call them be like, stay on the phone.
Speaker 1: I'm making a purchase. I need you to approve it.
Speaker 1: And I literally just tried to order door dash it
Speaker 1: did it again, declined it. So I called the bank
Speaker 1: the same thing. Hey, I'm trying to make an order.
Speaker 1: Can you know? She proved it, but somehow she also
Speaker 1: at the same time took all of my cards out
Speaker 1: of my Apple wall. Right now I can't make the
Speaker 1: charge because you took them out of my Apple wall
Speaker 1: and they can't get them approved. There's with you that.
Speaker 7: Rejects all cards, those cards, your key cards, all cards.
Speaker 14: You need to generate some wealth with soil. By the way,
Speaker 14: the only people generating wealth from that soil are the
Speaker 14: people selling it.
Speaker 1: Yes, it comes with the bank. Soil gubles.
Speaker 5: Dirty little secret.
Speaker 1: Hello, yes, hey, you have a dirty little secret. I do, sweet, Well,
Speaker 1: it's more of.
Speaker 5: A concession than a dirty secret.
Speaker 21: So I have this friend, I've known her for like years,
Speaker 21: and I have like the biggest croshoder, But I just
Speaker 21: don't know what to tell her or what to say.
Speaker 9: I feel like she's given out the vibes of like.
Speaker 5: Being more than prince, but she's still like what's the defense?
Speaker 5: But I don't know. Every time I talk to her,
Speaker 5: I kind of just get like super giddy.
Speaker 3: And like boyos with it.
Speaker 1: That's really cute. Have you tried making a move? No?
Speaker 3: I haven't.
Speaker 5: You know, I'll go up and see her, hang out
Speaker 5: with her and that kind of stuff, but that's about it.
Speaker 1: You don't want to tell her on the show wants
Speaker 1: to call her for you?
Speaker 12: Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 9: I think I'll kind of just kind of like che's
Speaker 9: in the background, But I don't know. I think I'll
Speaker 9: get the courage to do it. But I just needed
Speaker 9: to get off my chest that I kind of through
Speaker 9: like high school crushed on this girl.
Speaker 1: You should just be like, ollo, well, what if we
Speaker 1: got married and then get down on your knee?
Speaker 5: Okay you went to that a couple of months ago,
Speaker 5: Be like, hey, you know what if you you are
Speaker 5: still single, let's start dating. I will like, oh, and
Speaker 5: then like a joking manner, But I don't know.
Speaker 7: You could also back up and be real simple and
Speaker 7: just be like, you know, you look really beautiful today,
Speaker 7: because I don't think friends tell friends that is often,
Speaker 7: and so if you take a moment it's really genuine,
Speaker 7: she might be.
Speaker 1: Like what thank you?
Speaker 7: Yeah, oh, thank you, and then you kind of just
Speaker 7: like start working it in and then a little light
Speaker 7: touched on the arm and then she's like oh, and
Speaker 7: then you'll at least be able to vibe if she's
Speaker 7: like feeling it back enough so then you know, but
Speaker 7: you should definitely tell her I think at some point,
Speaker 7: But first try little things like that and see.
Speaker 1: How it goes.
Speaker 7: Or all right, or I'm actually genuinely trying to help this.
Speaker 1: Man, I am too. I am too.
Speaker 14: Send the link to this podcast from the Jubil Show podcast.
Speaker 14: Just send it to her, no context.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or hire an actor to mug her on the
Speaker 1: street and then you're just there and you beat the crowd.
Speaker 5: Year old friend and you know, I'm trying to get
Speaker 5: my cute moment here. I appreciate it. Secret, Okay, thanks, guys,
Speaker 5: I appreciate.
Speaker 6: It so, how it goes, I will thank you.
Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret?