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Speaker 1: social media. It's The Jewel Show. And that is audio

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Speaker 1: of something that Alex literally said the other day when

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Speaker 1: her and I were at lunch. Alex and Aramary didn't

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Speaker 1: was just quiet. We were sitting there, and if you

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Speaker 1: don't know what candida is, basically, there's good and bad

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Speaker 1: bacteria in your body, and candida is like an overgrowth

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Speaker 1: of bad bacteria and it feeds on like sugar, So

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Speaker 1: if you eat too much sugar you can have like

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Speaker 1: a it gets out of balance, right, okay, And so

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Speaker 1: that's what that is. And you take probiotics and it

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Speaker 1: helps with it. But she's just sitting there quiet, She's

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Speaker 1: looking at her phone. I'm looking at the wall or

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Speaker 1: whatever I'm doing, and then all I hear is I

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Speaker 1: It's so annoying and it's so hard to get rid of.

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Speaker 1: It's kying with funny. Yeah, I've never heard of candida,

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Speaker 1: and I didn't either until now. I feel like most

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's candida, oh because of their diet. Yeah. Interesting,

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Speaker 1: so your gut Yep, it's a yeast infection, but not

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Speaker 1: that kind of yeast infection, okay, because it's like a

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Speaker 1: overgrowth of that yeast bacteria in your body, and a

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Speaker 1: I'm just over here in shock that candid candid to

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Speaker 1: mean I didn't think ya were lying or anything. I

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Speaker 1: had just really never heard of it. I didn't know

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Speaker 1: boobs were itchy. What Yeah, I was like, what the

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Speaker 1: And then like fast forward because honestly, Doortosh ruined my

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Speaker 1: freaking life because I've been dealing with candida. Sense Doortosh

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Speaker 1: came out because I'm like, oh my god, seven to

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Speaker 1: got candida from eating too many butterfingers. Goeor Dash ruined

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Speaker 1: my life. It's a true story. I'll believe it. And

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Speaker 1: I'm still dealing with it. Like it's not all the

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Speaker 1: what do you do to get it gone? I'm probiotics

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Speaker 1: that you just over time, a lot of water. Don't

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Speaker 1: eat sugar. Wow, just a complete diet. I cannot eat

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Speaker 1: sugar for a while, right, And I have sugar one

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Speaker 1: But I do feel like, um, you know, when you

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Speaker 1: it's from Candida. Yeah, so what you're saying is I

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Speaker 1: nobody knows, nobody. Why does anybody know. I don't talk

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Speaker 1: that's why dental health is important. Is also dental probiotics.

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Speaker 1: It's twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Sergeant calling from doctor's office.

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Speaker 1: Is this Natalia? Yes, this is Natalia. How are you guys? Um? Well,

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Speaker 1: all freaked own. No, everything is fine, there's no issue

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Speaker 1: for you? Great? Everything, the heartbeat was good? Yea great. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, telling anybody who would listen that you're naming

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Speaker 1: what do you mean? No? I mean no, okay, what

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Speaker 1: My wife and I are pregnant and our baby is

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Speaker 1: I have had the name Olivia planned for my daughter,

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Speaker 1: There's no stealing. Nobody steals names. Yeah, but no, right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing

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Speaker 1: a phone prank on you because your buddy Steven set

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Speaker 1: you up. Stephen, Oh my god, that crazy. Your women? Well,

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Speaker 1: of the Roses only on The Jebil Show. How could

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Speaker 1: an annoying dance challenge ruin your relationship? You might be

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Speaker 1: about to find out because George is on the phone

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Speaker 1: today for a War of the Roses to catch a cheater,

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Speaker 1: and he thinks that his girlfriend Ruby might be cheating

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Speaker 1: Why do you think your girlfriend Ruby is cheating? Though? Okay?

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Speaker 1: So like so, Ruby goes on these She goes on

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Speaker 1: Let's do this, all right, man, here we go. Hello, Hi, Hey,

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Speaker 1: I yes, I did send it to him, but that's

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Speaker 1: to Cabo with you. It's a trip down the one. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'd be done go to Cabo. Okay, well you gotta

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Speaker 1: pay for it. Let's go. Then Jewels show on demand,

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Speaker 1: Jebils Dirty little Secret. Time for your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Text in four one oh six one. If you have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything because

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Speaker 1: nobody will know who you are. We don't even ask

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Speaker 1: what your name is. So you have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Yeah I do? Um, Okay, so the company that I

429
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Speaker 1: worked for basically runs off of Microsoft team meetings at

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Speaker 1: this point, like everything every cope, man, exactly. I had

431
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Speaker 1: no idea when we started this show. It was like

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Speaker 1: a for a corporation. Corporation, man, I had no idea

433
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Speaker 1: how long people sit. I worked at a company once

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Speaker 1: in my life before I did anything, before I did

435
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Speaker 1: this type of work. Yeah, there was too many meetings.

436
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Speaker 1: Then people sit all day long, one meeting to the

437
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Speaker 1: next meeting. It's all meetings, all meetings on zo on

438
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Speaker 1: zoom meets like teams or whatever. Nothing gets done in

439
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Speaker 1: those meetings either it's crazy, it's an email, been an

440
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Speaker 1: email or texts. So you have a job like that, huh.

441
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Speaker 1: And that's the thing. Eighty five percent of these meetings

442
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Speaker 1: is literally people just saying, Hi, how are you doing?

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Speaker 1: What are you up to today? They're useless meeting. Yeah,

444
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Speaker 1: really just sit one or two meetings a week that counts. Yes,

445
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Speaker 1: they sit. They're telling jokes as well. They sit like meeting,

446
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Speaker 1: don't want to be here. Yeah, funny people in the meeting.

447
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Speaker 1: The funny guy in the meeting is I, Oh, I

448
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Speaker 1: hate that dude so much because it's like, you're making

449
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Speaker 1: this meeting go way longer. Should be any more questions? Yeah,

450
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Speaker 1: nobody's paying you right now? Oh my god? Can I leave?

451
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Speaker 1: Is that a question? So anyway, sorry about that. I

452
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Speaker 1: think everybody's over meetings, and I found kind of like

453
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Speaker 1: this little loophole that I do. It's worked so far,

454
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Speaker 1: hopefully I don't blow my cover. But what I'll do

455
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Speaker 1: is I'll create like a little dummy meeting and I

456
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Speaker 1: make it private, so people just see that I'm busy

457
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Speaker 1: in a meeting, but they can't join without a password

458
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Speaker 1: or anything like that. So unless it's important, I make

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Speaker 1: a private meeting for myself to just sit in all day.

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Speaker 1: So what about your boss? Can your boss not see

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Speaker 1: your calendar? No, my boss. Look, my boss barely participates

462
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Speaker 1: in meetings himself because I think he knows that these

463
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Speaker 1: are pointless things and he just gets a wrap up

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Speaker 1: meeting at the end of the week, which I definitely

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Speaker 1: participate in. But the daily ones that are just like, Hi,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing. I'm just checking in to see

467
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Speaker 1: how you are in the progress on this, blah blah.

468
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Speaker 1: No I'm not doing that anymore. That's funny. So you

469
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Speaker 1: just make a dummy meeting thing so you can just

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Speaker 1: sit there. Some people think you're in a meeting, but

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Speaker 1: you're not. That's a great idea. I honestly haven't been

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Speaker 1: in one of those stupid meetings for like, I'm gonna

473
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Speaker 1: say three weeks. You must have been something important by now.

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Speaker 1: I bet something. If it's I feel like, if it's

475
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Speaker 1: important enough, go old school and I don't know, email me,

476
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Speaker 1: pick on the phone. Yeah, send a homing pigeon. You know,

477
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Speaker 1: people talk about people always talk about how in prison

478
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Speaker 1: inmates adjust and find ways to get around the rules,

479
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Speaker 1: like making things out of toilet paper, or making different

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Speaker 1: kinds of food or crushing up other food. And I

481
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Speaker 1: think this just shows you how the corporate world is

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Speaker 1: in corporate America with meetings are like, it's the same thing.

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Speaker 1: You're trying to find a way just to survive and

484
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Speaker 1: just to have a little bit of comfort. So you'll

485
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Speaker 1: become a tech expert and figure out how to fake

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Speaker 1: zoom meetings so you don't have to be in there.

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Speaker 1: We figure out the same way. It's just like a prison,

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Speaker 1: Yeah it is. You have to take computer classes just

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Speaker 1: to stay to stay ahead of the curve. Well, thank

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Speaker 1: you for telling us your dirty little secret and We'll

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Speaker 1: see you at the meeting coming up in fifteen minutes,

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Speaker 1: fifteen minutes fifteen Alpenia. When it's time for the meeting, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I might be busy, so don't be offended. Then jubil

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Speaker 1: Show on demand. Welcome to the i n N, The

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news

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Speaker 1: for whe stay. April twentieth, twenty twenty two. I'm Jewel

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Speaker 1: Fresh and normally it's the teachers that are drinking in kindergarten,

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Speaker 1: not the students. Do you find out what I mean

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Speaker 1: by that just a second, But first let's meet the idiots.

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Speaker 1: I'm Alex Fresh and one rapper caught everything but fillings

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Speaker 1: for someone, okay from someone I have all that coming

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Speaker 1: around up. I'm Christian Gray Snow And if you're looking

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Speaker 1: for a seafood dinner, my idiot will let you know

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Speaker 1: exactly where not to find that meal or coming up

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Speaker 1: on that in my story. That's coming up in my story,

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Speaker 1: one of those stories. In just a second before first

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Speaker 1: story of the day in the i N the Adian

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Speaker 1: News networkers their port the news. Kindergartener in Michigan brought

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Speaker 1: some margarita mix to school. What sounds like my kind

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Speaker 1: of kid. They got caught with Jose Quervo Margarita mix

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Speaker 1: and they were actually on the playground with plastic cups

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Speaker 1: passing it out to their friends. You know what, that

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Speaker 1: kid sounds like a good time. Oh wow, And they're

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Speaker 1: gonna be trouble. They are going to be your gardener

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Speaker 1: problem when they get older. I'm not a parent, obviously,

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Speaker 1: but I cannot imagine how embarrassing this must be as

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Speaker 1: a parent to get that phone call like, Hi, your

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Speaker 1: five girl was passing out shots on the playground. Brought

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Speaker 1: Margharita's to school today for show and tell. That's amazing. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: If I was a teacher that confiscated it, though, that's

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Speaker 1: a fun day. I had a teacher smacked me on

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Speaker 1: my first grade. She spanked you like to spank me

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Speaker 1: because I was talking in line. I'll never forget miss Gordon.

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Speaker 1: She's gone now rest in peace. I really did like her,

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Speaker 1: but she came up and she grabbed my arm just

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Speaker 1: like and said you be quiet. And now the kids

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Speaker 1: are bringing margot us school and they're like whatever exactly.

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Speaker 1: This is the i n N, the Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news for next story

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Speaker 1: to day. Let's send it on over to Alex Free

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Speaker 1: I shows on location in Rapperville. I don't know where that,

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Speaker 1: but I'm with Trick Daddy, who who was doing a

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Speaker 1: podcast the other day and he confessed some stuff that

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Speaker 1: I thought was pretty funny. So a clip of it

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Speaker 1: was going viral and I'm going to play it for

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Speaker 1: you guys. He's talking about an stdio. You know what

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Speaker 1: the airweft tith I did, but I don't think it worked.

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Speaker 1: You can't totally say earwax test, is what he's saying

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Speaker 1: at the beginning. Okay, here we go. You know the

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Speaker 1: airweft tith I did it a lot of time, but

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Speaker 1: I won't think it worked. Okay, think so, so you

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Speaker 1: heard about this earwax? Come on, now, that's a geechy thing.

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Speaker 1: Get you no, if they you would know if they

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Speaker 1: got some of your figure inserted? If I'm sorry again,

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Speaker 1: what are they talking about? Oh that's hilarious. Okay, Am

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Speaker 1: I missing something? Well, you're missing because you didn't grow

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Speaker 1: up as a teenage boy, because like there's so many

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Speaker 1: different theories about how you can test, but where I

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00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,919
Speaker 1: grew up, it's like if you stick your finger in

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Speaker 1: their ear and then they do this, then they might

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Speaker 1: have gone rhea, or they might have something like or

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Speaker 1: if you if you, Yeah, there's all these stupid little

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Speaker 1: tests that don't make anything. It's like urban legends that

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Speaker 1: like you grow up learning and then you realize, no,

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Speaker 1: that doesn't work at all. Yeah, there's no way that works.

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Speaker 1: He said he didn't be wax tests on himself. No,

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Speaker 1: on the girl. That's what I mean himself. But I

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Speaker 1: don't know what it means because maybe I'm confused because

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Speaker 1: I know, like I know, as like growing up, a

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Speaker 1: lot of my friends would always be like, nah, man,

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Speaker 1: she's clean because like I tweaked her on the nose

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Speaker 1: and she didn't bark like a dog, and that's like

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Speaker 1: that means that she has something play and let's see

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Speaker 1: if we can hear it. You know, the ear WAFTI

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Speaker 1: I did it a lot of time, but I won't

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Speaker 1: think it worked. Okay, I think so, so you walking

567
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Speaker 1: about this earwax? Come on, now, that's that's a geechy thing.

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Speaker 1: You will know if they you all know, if they

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Speaker 1: got something you think you figure inserted, if jump, if

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Speaker 1: she got I thought, oh, I thought your finger in

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Speaker 1: your ear to put earwax down there, that's what he's saying.

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Speaker 1: I hope to wax down there, and if she jumps,

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Speaker 1: then the means I get stung or something. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: it's the same with vinegar. You guys heard the vinegar

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Speaker 1: one no, and I don't want if you put if

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Speaker 1: you have if you do the same thing with vinegar.

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Speaker 1: It's also supposed to tell you if they have something.

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Speaker 1: Hearing conversations like this made me so glad I did

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Speaker 1: not grow up straight back to you. This is the

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network. Radiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: The news. For our next story of the day, let's

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Speaker 1: send it on over to Christian Grace Stow Christian Gray Snow,

583
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Speaker 1: who won't get his finger out of his ear for something.

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Speaker 1: I'm on location in Knoxville, Tennessee at the Golden Dragon

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Speaker 1: restaurant where they food rating grade is a seventy one people,

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Speaker 1: And guess why because a food inspector went by and

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Speaker 1: said that he found frozen strimp thawing in a wet

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Speaker 1: mop sink at a restaurant. I can't even like, I

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Speaker 1: can't even begin to think what we like digest Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: from restaurant. One of the worst things that ever happened

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Speaker 1: to me was back when I was doing stand up comedy.

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Speaker 1: There was this restaurant I would go to all the

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Speaker 1: time right outside of a comedy club, like literally right

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Speaker 1: outside right It was this little like schwarma place, and

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Speaker 1: we'd be at the comedy club. And one time, it

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Speaker 1: was back when I used to smoke as well, so

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Speaker 1: we'd be out there smoking and I looked in the

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Speaker 1: window and I used to eat it this thing almost

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Speaker 1: daily because I was at the comedy club pretty much

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Speaker 1: every day, because that was back when I was like grinding,

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Speaker 1: trying to make something of myself. And then we were

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Speaker 1: silent standing out there and I see like a little

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Speaker 1: something move in the window, and I looked over and

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Speaker 1: there was a rat on the counter eating stuff. Again. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm never eating out again after work. And that's what

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Speaker 1: I said, I'm never eating at that place again. And

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Speaker 1: then I was I showed up and I was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm hungry, and those stormers are pretty good. Whatever, let's

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Speaker 1: go out a little rap. Yeah, this is the I

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Speaker 1: n n Gredia News Network. Gradients aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: Then the sooners tomorrow the same time for another hard

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Speaker 1: hitting report from the I N N. Remember you can

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Speaker 1: follow us all on social media at the Jewel Show,

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Speaker 1: follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I

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Speaker 1: met that dress, and I'm at Christian Grace Snow. Oh.

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Speaker 1: Limon is another test that they used to use as

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Speaker 1: a kid. Oh yeah. Also do the same thing with

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Speaker 1: vinegar and earwax with a lemon and apparently that's pups.

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Speaker 1: But I feel like a limon would hurt anybody. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: no matter if you have something that are not Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm really using objects to find out I get it

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Speaker 1: an actual test. Please all right, your phone Frank happens

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Speaker 1: every single hour on the twenties. The next one is

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Speaker 1: coming up in just a few minutes. It's the Jewel Show,

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Speaker 1: the Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone Frank Mornings.

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Speaker 1: That's twenties. Hello. Hi, my name is Jordan Camsie calling

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Speaker 1: from cooking school. I was looking for Haley. Haley. How

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Speaker 1: are you? First of all, I'm fine. How are you good? Good?

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Speaker 1: Not too well? Not great? Um, So I'm calling because

630
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Speaker 1: there's a little bit of an issue with your son.

631
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 1: Is okay with Cody? It's you're right, Um, yes, he's

632
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 1: he's ok he's okay. We did have a little bit

633
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 1: of an issue in the kitchen today though, and that's

634
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 1: what I'm calling to talk to you about. Okay, what's

635
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 1: what's the issue? Well, we were, you know, we were

636
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 1: working on a recipe and you know, sometimes when you're

637
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 1: cooking things, you know, if it's a let's say you're

638
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 1: making cookies, right yeah, yeah, and you know you're making

639
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 1: choco chip cookies and sometimes you throw some choco chips

640
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:58,160
Speaker 1: in your mouth, you have a little bit, a little

641
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 1: bit of a taste for the chef. I like to

642
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 1: call it, right yeah, yeah. And so we were making

643
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:07,800
Speaker 1: a pasta today. It's called Pasta la Vodka and it

644
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 1: does involve vodka. Wait a minute, you're having ten year

645
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 1: old drink vodka. Well, no, we're not having them drink it.

646
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 1: We're having them cook with it. Well, they're supposed to

647
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 1: be cooking with it. And your son a little bit

648
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 1: of taste for the chef. So he's pretty hammered right now.

649
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 1: That's what I'm calling. Oh my goodness, it's okay. Oh

650
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 1: he's great. I mean he is having a good time,

651
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 1: for sure, But I don't I just thought i'd call

652
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 1: him and let you know that that happened. But he is. Yeah,

653
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 1: he's m pretty amored right now. Well, when I show up,

654
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 1: it will be with the police. What you've done is illegal.

655
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 1: You can't give a child alcohol, and that's the point.

656
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 1: The thing is, though he was supposed to be cooking

657
00:32:56,840 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 1: with it, not drinking it right him. Well, you know what,

658
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 1: I'm getting my keys right now. I'm I'm I'm heading

659
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 1: over there right now. All right, you're going to drive

660
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 1: him home, right the police. Yes, I'm going to drive

661
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 1: him home. Yeah. I would not let him behind the

662
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 1: wheel right now. He's ten, he can't drive, and he

663
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 1: definitely can drive right now, that's for sure. And you know,

664
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 1: I tell the kids all the time a little bit

665
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 1: of taste for the chef is a good thing. I

666
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,040
Speaker 1: guess I should have told them not to do that

667
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 1: when in this instance though, huh, yes, absolutely, you should

668
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 1: have told the ten year old to not drink vodka.

669
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 1: I'm well, I'm heading out right now. I have my keys,

670
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:37,959
Speaker 1: I am coming right now. Cool question for you, do

671
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 1: you want him to work on the next dish? Because

672
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,720
Speaker 1: I can try to us. Been wanting to do is

673
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 1: listen to dance music and dance. I've got him in

674
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 1: my office right now. He's listening to some testo, so

675
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 1: I've got him doing that right now. But I have

676
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 1: another dish planned for this afternoon. I can still see

677
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 1: if you want, you know, if he can, if he

678
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 1: can pull together to be able. If you're an idiot

679
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 1: for even thinking, Okay, we're making cannabis brownies later, and

680
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 1: I think that he can do a really good job

681
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 1: at that. No, I can't believe that you're even thinking

682
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 1: about giving children weed to bake brownie and then bout

683
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:13,919
Speaker 1: to cook with you know what. I think I called

684
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:15,799
Speaker 1: you prematurely because I just thought about it. I can

685
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,920
Speaker 1: give him some of the canna butter that we're use

686
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:19,799
Speaker 1: in it, and that'll calm him right down. Because he's

687
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 1: he's a party. I'll tell you what, he's a party.

688
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:23,840
Speaker 1: When he's dry, I'm going to show up with my

689
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:27,240
Speaker 1: husband and the cops, and you will go to jail.

690
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,879
Speaker 1: My husband is going to have to hold me back

691
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 1: because I'm going to end up in jail too for

692
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 1: what I'm going to do you. Okay, well, then at

693
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:34,759
Speaker 1: this point I'll just let you know it's a frank

694
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:40,280
Speaker 1: phone call. So that none of that happens. What Yeah,

695
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,239
Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from The Jewels Show doing a

696
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your husband, Philip. I say

697
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:48,879
Speaker 1: you up. Oh my god, Oh my god. He said

698
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 1: that your son has started taking cooking classes and he

699
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 1: wanted me to mess with you. Oh my god. I'm

700
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 1: in the car right now, are you? Can you reach?

701
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 1: So don't worry. Little code's not hammered and he's not

702
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 1: gonna be making weed brown later. Well I could probably

703
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 1: use for those tones. Then you will show on demand

704
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 1: First day follow up. Tony is on the phone today

705
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,719
Speaker 1: for a first date follow up. And Tony went on

706
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 1: a date with Andy. But now Andy isn't calling Tony back.

707
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 1: Wa Yeah, a lot of ease here. We'll find well, Tony,

708
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:24,800
Speaker 1: we'll find out hopefully, Tony. How long has it been

709
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 1: since your date with Andy? Um? So our date was

710
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 1: two days ago? Two? Okay, so I know it's like

711
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,239
Speaker 1: got that long ago, but we was two days ago

712
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 1: being all the time which before that, and now I

713
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:43,239
Speaker 1: ever heard like anything, and like I texted him with

714
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 1: us like at home, and like I didn't even get

715
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 1: like a that was a fun any kind of you know,

716
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 1: like like nothing, and so like he could have died.

717
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:54,880
Speaker 1: He could have died on his way home. Like, I

718
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 1: don't know, what do you think the reason is that

719
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 1: you're not getting a call back from him. What do

720
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 1: you guys do on your date? He asked me out.

721
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,760
Speaker 1: He asked me out, So that's I feel like important.

722
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,839
Speaker 1: And you know, it felt really nice because if I'm

723
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 1: being one hundred percent honest, like I haven't been you know,

724
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 1: asked out in a minute, I was really excited. Where

725
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,920
Speaker 1: did you meet him? Real quick? Sorry? I met him

726
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 1: at the gym? Okay, and I haven't seen him working

727
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 1: out in the last two days either. Okay, this is

728
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 1: very important. We went to we went to a comedy

729
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 1: show near his house, and Piano like, let's just go

730
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 1: and we'll we come laugh and have fun and we'll

731
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 1: see where every things go. And and I mean he's like,

732
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:35,919
Speaker 1: he's really handsome. So I was like, yeah, of course

733
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 1: that sounds fun. I really, I just I have no

734
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 1: idea why he's not handy. Pass though. Okay, we'll tell

735
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 1: us about the day. What was great about it for

736
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,400
Speaker 1: you other than you enjoyed the idea of where you

737
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:50,239
Speaker 1: went to the comedy club. Hopefully the comedians were funny. Yeah. Yeah,

738
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 1: and they even kind of like like roasted on me

739
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: a bit, which was kind of fun. But you know,

740
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:58,879
Speaker 1: like I felt like involved, right, that's cool, but yeah,

741
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 1: I just wanted in like every everything was nice, um.

742
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 1: And the only thing that I can think of that

743
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 1: was like maybe weird is like I had a stain

744
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 1: on my dress, a stain from what I was wearing,

745
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 1: a light colored dress, and Mother Nature said Hi, hello,

746
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 1: I've missed you know. Um. So I'm sitting there and

747
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 1: you know, I'm watching a set and I'm like I

748
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 1: can feel that something is starting, and so I'm like, okay,

749
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,800
Speaker 1: I tried to run to the bathroom in time, but

750
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 1: you don't want to like make a scene, right, So

751
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 1: I was like, did it? Did it do like sturrying off?

752
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:41,840
Speaker 1: I don't know how explained like you're having a little shuffle. Yeah,

753
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:46,720
Speaker 1: nothing comes about exactly and you're just like oh um.

754
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:49,120
Speaker 1: And I thought, okay, maybe I was there in time,

755
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 1: but I wasn't. And then I tried to clean it

756
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 1: off and like the sink, but I could tell that

757
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:59,319
Speaker 1: there was still like a light stain there. I mean,

758
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:03,840
Speaker 1: it wasn't great. I have I have washed the dress,

759
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,400
Speaker 1: since I feel like I mean everyone to know that

760
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 1: like we are, it's clean. There's no like did he

761
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 1: see it at all? Um? And then I mean I

762
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,359
Speaker 1: went back to the table, and I don't know for

763
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,440
Speaker 1: sure if he saw it, but I think so. And

764
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 1: that's that's really the only thing I can think of,

765
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 1: is like, maybe you saw that and he was grossed out.

766
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 1: If I were a woman, I wouldn't want to day dude,

767
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 1: they'd be grossed out by that. And I know a

768
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,239
Speaker 1: lot of guys are. It would be embarrassing for sure.

769
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 1: But if that's the reason it's not calling it back,

770
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 1: he shouldn't feel bad about that. I mean, if you

771
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 1: can't handle that anyone, and he can't handle the thing,

772
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 1: he shouldn't be able to handle the thing that that

773
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:40,319
Speaker 1: happens from you know what I'm saying. Yeah, you want

774
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 1: to do all the fun things to it, Well you

775
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 1: got to accept the bad things that happen. You want

776
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:46,359
Speaker 1: to the fun things too. When it's doing that too, Yeah, yeah,

777
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 1: sometimes it feels better. I've heard Okay, Okay, I'm leaving

778
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:56,400
Speaker 1: Google research. That's that's all I can think of, And

779
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,319
Speaker 1: I just I feel like I really need to know,

780
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 1: like for sure, like if it was okay, all right,

781
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 1: well we'll find out. We'll play a song come back,

782
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:08,399
Speaker 1: and then call him and find out if aunt Flow

783
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:10,840
Speaker 1: did ruin your date or if it's something else, and

784
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 1: see if we can get you another date. Okay, we'll

785
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:14,959
Speaker 1: get your first date follow up. Next, it's a jewel

786
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 1: show in the middle of your first date follow up

787
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,240
Speaker 1: if you're just joining us. Tony is on the phone,

788
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 1: and Tony isn't getting a call back from Andy, and

789
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 1: she has no idea why. It's only been two days,

790
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,879
Speaker 1: but she really wants to get a hold of him.

791
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 1: She really enjoyed the date. She thought it was awesome,

792
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 1: and she doesn't know why he's been ghostinger. They met

793
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:34,840
Speaker 1: at the gym, he asked her out, They went to

794
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,760
Speaker 1: a comedy club together, had a great time. The only

795
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 1: thing that she thinks happened is the fact that they

796
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 1: were at a comedy club and the most unfunny person

797
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 1: ever decided to show up, Aunt Flow, and she wasn't

798
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 1: prepared for that, so she got like a little stain

799
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,439
Speaker 1: on her clothes, and she thinks that maybe he saw

800
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: that and was disgusted by it and has never met

801
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 1: an adult woman in his life and is not okay

802
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:58,759
Speaker 1: with that, and that's the reason he's not calling her back.

803
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:00,759
Speaker 1: So we're gonna call him up and get him on

804
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 1: the phone and see if we can figure out why

805
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,719
Speaker 1: and see if you can get another date if she

806
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 1: wants another date. All right, Tony, anything else you want

807
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 1: to say before we call him? No? No, I think

808
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 1: that's it here, All right, Okay, here we go. I'm

809
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 1: gonna dallas phone of her right now. Good luck. Hello,

810
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:34,720
Speaker 1: I may I speak to Andy? Please? This is Andy? Hey, Andy,

811
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 1: how are you? This is the Jewel Show. It's a

812
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: radio show. My name is Jewil, and my name is

813
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 1: Alex and my name is English Evan and I'm Christian Grace.

814
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 1: Now okay, can I help you all? Yeah, her name

815
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 1: is Tony. You went on a date with her just

816
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 1: a couple of days ago, and you've been ghosting her

817
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 1: since your date and she wants to know why. It's

818
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 1: a segment that we do on the show called the

819
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: First Day follow Up. You could go out on a

820
00:40:57,719 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 1: date with someone they end up ghosting you. You can

821
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 1: get us to call them and figure out what happened.

822
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: And that's why we're on the phone there. Andy. Yeah,

823
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 1: probably because I don't really want to see her again. Yeah, yeah,

824
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 1: that's oftentimes that's what happened. That's the reasoning behind people gusting. No,

825
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:18,319
Speaker 1: we we hear that so much on this show. The

826
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:19,799
Speaker 1: reason why I'm not calling her back and say don't

827
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:24,880
Speaker 1: want to see him again? Is there a particular reason? Well,

828
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 1: because the date was that I had with her was

829
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,920
Speaker 1: probably one of the most embarrassing dates that I've ever

830
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 1: been told us. Actually, yeah she did. Oh oh, she

831
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 1: told you. She told you how she wouldn't shut the

832
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:43,880
Speaker 1: up during a comedian comedy say what? Oh no, no,

833
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 1: she told us something else. She said that, um, like her,

834
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:48,320
Speaker 1: it was her time of the month and it happened.

835
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:52,880
Speaker 1: She didn't say anything about not shutting up. Yeah, I

836
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:54,479
Speaker 1: didn't even I don't even know what you're talking about

837
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 1: on that, But I'll tell you what. I went to

838
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 1: the show with her, and she would just like every

839
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:01,520
Speaker 1: think it was like one of those people to talk

840
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 1: and yell at the screen the movie theaters. Yeah, the

841
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:08,920
Speaker 1: heckler who's trying to get her to calm down then

842
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 1: stop talking, and she just kept engaging them. Oh gosh, Well,

843
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 1: so she kept yelling out stuff at a comedy show

844
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 1: based that is so embarrassing. Comedy was even funny at

845
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 1: that point was when she left to go to the bathroom. Okay, well,

846
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:28,359
Speaker 1: she's like completely interrupting. The guys like whole Oh, that's

847
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: the worst. What does it like when you have a heckler?

848
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,879
Speaker 1: It is? I know PC. The thing is people who

849
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:36,439
Speaker 1: scream out and yell out stuff during comedy shows, they

850
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 1: think they're helping. They really do a lot of times

851
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 1: they're like because you'll meet them after and they'll come

852
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:44,879
Speaker 1: up to you and they'll be like hey, and you'll

853
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,799
Speaker 1: be like, how am I gonna be cool with this

854
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 1: person right now? Because every fiber of me is so

855
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 1: angry at you for yelling out during the show while

856
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 1: I'm trying to do an act that I've prepared that

857
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,279
Speaker 1: is funny. I know I got this. I don't need

858
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:59,120
Speaker 1: your help, you know. And then they come up and

859
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:02,919
Speaker 1: they're like, I'm the guy that was going the whole time.

860
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 1: In the one you told her shut up six times.

861
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 1: The crowd loved that. They thought that was hilarious. I

862
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:13,759
Speaker 1: helped your show. You're like, you didn't help anything. You

863
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:17,879
Speaker 1: just annoyed me and got so fought up. Pucklers like

864
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 1: he now goes. You know, somebody's saying something, yelling, a

865
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 1: girl's yelling. He's like, shut up, don't even care anywhere.

866
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:33,439
Speaker 1: Shut up. It's great too, because when they're heckling her,

867
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:36,839
Speaker 1: they're also heckling the people there with I eat me

868
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 1: being with her and having to deal with that crap

869
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 1: guilty by association. I mean, the people next to us

870
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 1: kept telling her to stop, and she was just instead

871
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:52,759
Speaker 1: just talking with them like oh no, Like, oh yeah,

872
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,399
Speaker 1: it's a new person to start engaging with. No, they're

873
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 1: telling you to stop fucking Okay. She just doesn't get it. Yeah.

874
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:02,200
Speaker 1: I don't know if she was hammered or something, but

875
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,280
Speaker 1: it really didn't matter because she really didn't seem drunk

876
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 1: to me throughout the night. That makes it, That makes

877
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 1: the heckling worse, exactly. Yeah, that's just a personality, a person.

878
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:17,880
Speaker 1: She's just a noxious Oh wow, well, okay, I understand.

879
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 1: I want to go to like a movie with her.

880
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 1: I mean, what is she going to do with that thing?

881
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:23,840
Speaker 1: Probably just keep talking the movie. Can't tell her to

882
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 1: shut up, you can. He's gonna listen if you like

883
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 1: to shout out during shows and things. He shouldn't well,

884
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 1: I will let you know this that she might be

885
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:37,640
Speaker 1: having hard time not saying anything right now because she's

886
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 1: been very patient. But she is actually on the phone

887
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 1: listening and we'll talk to you. Actually have I have

888
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 1: just tried to say something if you trying for you

889
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:49,359
Speaker 1: guys just kept talking over me. Sorry, sorry about that

890
00:44:50,480 --> 00:45:00,040
Speaker 1: crying right now she's making so you you didn't I

891
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 1: have a good time? Are you crying? Are you crying? No? No,

892
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 1: no no no no no no no no nooked that

893
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 1: power man, all right? I did not. I mean, I

894
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:19,880
Speaker 1: just I thought that the guy was joking with me,

895
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,839
Speaker 1: because like he's a comedian, that's what they do. They

896
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 1: don't like hecklers, though, I mean honestly, at one point

897
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 1: he even said, are you a idiot in the crowd?

898
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 1: How did you think that funny? I didn't think that

899
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 1: he meant it like I thought it was just like funny. Yeah,

900
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 1: these are intuition girl, Yeah, there's nothing really funny about that.

901
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 1: So have you been to ever been? Is this your

902
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 1: first comedy show you've ever been to? It was that

903
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 1: happens when people haven't been to a comedy show before.

904
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:52,239
Speaker 1: For some reason, they feel like it's an interactive experience,

905
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:56,399
Speaker 1: and it really isn't supposed to be anybody else doing it. Yeah, no, yeah,

906
00:45:56,440 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: so yeah, that's a very good point. Look around you

907
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 1: see nobody else doing it. That usually means like, hey,

908
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 1: you know this is not you're like not the time

909
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 1: to be a part of the show. Kind of like

910
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:08,800
Speaker 1: it's like if you went to a play, right, and

911
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:10,799
Speaker 1: if somebody was giving a line, like if you went

912
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:15,720
Speaker 1: to Shakespeare and then they were like, Shakespeare's not funny.

913
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:21,359
Speaker 1: Well but yeah, that's good point, good point. Yet, but

914
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 1: if an actor was up there and he was like

915
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:27,759
Speaker 1: to be and then you you went or not to be, Yeah,

916
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,600
Speaker 1: that would be you know, that wouldn't go. Well, it's

917
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 1: kind of the same thing. Yeah, but Shakespeare's not any

918
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,239
Speaker 1: So it's like it's that you want to try and

919
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:43,279
Speaker 1: get anybody's laugh. So I think he's getting okay, not

920
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 1: to be, not to be, not to be? Make it,

921
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,840
Speaker 1: don't make it? Not to be yet, Andy, would you

922
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:52,879
Speaker 1: like to go on another date with Tony? Will pay

923
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:59,840
Speaker 1: for it? Well, that's not to be Show on demand

924
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on Demand, Jebils Dirty Little Secret. I

925
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,399
Speaker 1: have your Dirty Little Secret number text in four one

926
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:12,040
Speaker 1: six one if you have a dirty little secret, just

927
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 1: tell us that, and if it's interesting, you can say

928
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 1: it on the show. And we always keep you anonymous.

929
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 1: Nobody will know who you are. We don't even ask

930
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 1: what your name is. What's your dirty little secret? What

931
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:25,279
Speaker 1: do you want to tell us? Yeah, so I've been

932
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 1: getting my grandma pretty happy. Well we'll say that. Okay,

933
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 1: I should not be the same sentence. Yeah, giving your

934
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 1: grandma happy is your dirty little secret? Do we need

935
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 1: to cool the police? No, no, no, no, nothing like that, guys.

936
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:48,759
Speaker 1: Nothing super weird. Okay, I've just been you know, making

937
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 1: What have you been doing to make your grandma happy? Yeah?

938
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:57,399
Speaker 1: Well she lives in her retiring homie guys, and she

939
00:47:57,719 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 1: told me a couple of months ago that she wants

940
00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 1: to try weeds. Who like, she wants to smoke weed. Yeah,

941
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 1: that's dope. So you've been getting your grandma's stone. That's

942
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 1: what you mean by making grandma happy? Something to that effect. Yeah,

943
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:15,600
Speaker 1: so you go to the retirement home and smoke weed

944
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 1: with your grandma. No, no, actually, it's it's interesting, like

945
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 1: you're not allowed to smoke um like on the premises,

946
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 1: that's against the rule. So you have been doing in

947
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 1: another way, what have you been doing? Yeah, yeah, so

948
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 1: I've actually been, um, like smuggling weed brownies, smuggling so

949
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:43,719
Speaker 1: my grandma's retirement home and um so yeah, so you've

950
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:47,839
Speaker 1: been smuggling brownies into your grandma's retirement home and she

951
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:52,440
Speaker 1: knows that they're weed brownies, right, Yeah, she definitely knows.

952
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:56,800
Speaker 1: H And by the way, like she's been like passing

953
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 1: him out to her friends and other people at the

954
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 1: retirement Oh my god, oh my, that's amazing. You actually

955
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:09,000
Speaker 1: are a dealer now you are? Well are you selling them?

956
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 1: Are you just giving away? Because that's not a dealer

957
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 1: well kind of a dealer, No, No, I mean I'm

958
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:18,400
Speaker 1: more of a very recreational baker, like a week center.

959
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 1: I bet they see it, like, I bet they get

960
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:22,400
Speaker 1: excited when they see you come in the door. And

961
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:27,840
Speaker 1: when's your grandson gonna come back around again? He's so nice.

962
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:31,879
Speaker 1: I like him his little brownies again because those were good.

963
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 1: I haven't felt ways that I felt out breating one

964
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:39,240
Speaker 1: of those in about forty years. Yeah, you can definitely

965
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 1: see that when I come, they're very excited and some

966
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:45,600
Speaker 1: of them are like pretty much waiting by the door

967
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:49,480
Speaker 1: when probably the first time they've walked you. Yeah, exactly. Well,

968
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,960
Speaker 1: it's a miracle. Keep up the good work, then, I

969
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:57,680
Speaker 1: guess I support you. Yeah, English, I mean you live

970
00:49:57,719 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 1: with your grandmother. I do. She eighty something, she's eighty seven,

971
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:03,400
Speaker 1: eighty seven years old. Yeah, she's an old one. Her

972
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 1: name's Betty. It is Betty. I'm glad you've met her.

973
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,800
Speaker 1: Have you ever fed your grandma and edible? No? I

974
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:11,719
Speaker 1: think it would help her, but no, I haven't. I

975
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 1: wish she'd be on edibles. I think she'd just be

976
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,480
Speaker 1: super chilled out. I mean, I mean, she doesn't move

977
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 1: much anyway, but she would just be in her chair

978
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:21,920
Speaker 1: with her head bag and drooling. Yeah, that's brownies. You

979
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:25,400
Speaker 1: gave me, Evan, good brownie? Thank you English. Haven't she

980
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 1: called you English? Seven? Two? Huh? No? Yeah, that's brownies.

981
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 1: The game of English even are really good. I'm seeing

982
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:33,840
Speaker 1: Jeopardy on all sorts of things right now. Have you

983
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 1: ever smoked we Evan? Yes? Are you ashamed of it?

984
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 1: I'm not ashamed, I just don't like saying it, so

985
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 1: I am. Oh my god, I know. Yeah, I'm very

986
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:47,239
Speaker 1: weird when it comes to that sort of thing. Weird.

987
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 1: It's legal The Jewil Show on Demand's having a booty

988
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:55,520
Speaker 1: that can actually change the world. Yeah, it's The Jewel Show.

989
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 1: I'm talking about j Low. In two thousand and one,

990
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:01,880
Speaker 1: they created Google images all because of that green dress

991
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:03,759
Speaker 1: that she wore to the Oscar was it was the

992
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 1: Oscars the Grammys. Oh, that's apparently what started Google images.

993
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:09,880
Speaker 1: With so many people wanted to see that dress that

994
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:12,080
Speaker 1: they figured out how to do it. And now all

995
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 1: because of j Loo's booty, Google Images is getting even crazier.

996
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 1: Check this out. Google is rolling out a new search

997
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:23,600
Speaker 1: feature for phones called Google Lens Multi Search, and basically

998
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:26,360
Speaker 1: let's you take a photo and then ask follow up questions.

999
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,440
Speaker 1: For example, you could take a picture of somebody's jacket

1000
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:30,800
Speaker 1: and then ask where to buy it? Oh, and it'll

1001
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:33,399
Speaker 1: tell you. Wow, someone's gonna do it with anything at all.

1002
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 1: They're beta testing it right now. But you take a

1003
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 1: picture of something and then ask a question about it,

1004
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,440
Speaker 1: and it'll tell you, well, answer, what are they going

1005
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:43,879
Speaker 1: to tell me about a sunset? Sunset? Take a picture

1006
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:45,799
Speaker 1: of the sunset. Yeah, we can tell you where the

1007
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:52,399
Speaker 1: sunset is. Oh dangay, time a day, location, maybe even

1008
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:57,359
Speaker 1: the temperature just from posting a picture talking about new

1009
00:51:57,400 --> 00:52:00,080
Speaker 1: Google lens multi search. Apparently it's a new thing that

1010
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:01,719
Speaker 1: Google's offering where you could take a picture of something,

1011
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:03,799
Speaker 1: ask it a question about it, and it'll tell you.

1012
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 1: So if you like somebody's high heels, like, hey, that's

1013
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:08,800
Speaker 1: scar where did you get those? It is because you

1014
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:10,719
Speaker 1: could probably take a picture of a person and then

1015
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 1: ask a question like who is that? Where they live?

1016
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:17,279
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, facial recognition, social security right, I can't run

1017
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 1: my head around it. Okay, I'm thinking about all the

1018
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,160
Speaker 1: women who now are going to be able to actually

1019
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:24,240
Speaker 1: tell in the unsolicited dpicts that they get how big

1020
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:26,919
Speaker 1: the thing is that's in the picture. Because every guy

1021
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 1: doesn't take a picture with it with something else reference.

1022
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:33,080
Speaker 1: That's what you do. You don't put a reference object. Look,

1023
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 1: I've said this for a long time. Real estate agents

1024
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:37,799
Speaker 1: know how to take really amazing pictures. They can take

1025
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 1: a studio apartment make it look like a palatial estate.

1026
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:42,920
Speaker 1: If there was a real estate agent who made a

1027
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:47,240
Speaker 1: business going like I'll take your d picts because it'll

1028
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:52,040
Speaker 1: look you know, yeah, yeah, so they always don't look

1029
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:54,359
Speaker 1: the same side. So maybe that'd be a good use

1030
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:56,520
Speaker 1: of it. Google could actually be like, yeah, no, that's

1031
00:52:56,520 --> 00:53:00,480
Speaker 1: a way smaller than it appears. There's both be rolling

1032
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 1: the Google Lens multi search app out for iPhones and

1033
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 1: androids soon, but they're beta testing it right now. Take

1034
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 1: a picture of something, ask a question about it, and

1035
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:11,279
Speaker 1: it'll supposedly tell you all about whatever you took a

1036
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:13,480
Speaker 1: picture of. How about this, they're trying all this artificial

1037
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 1: intelligence where you can take a picture of something and

1038
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:18,799
Speaker 1: then ask a question about it, and it'll tell you

1039
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:22,040
Speaker 1: everything about whatever item you took a picture of. Like

1040
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:24,200
Speaker 1: Alex brought up the sunset, it'll tell you where the

1041
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:27,680
Speaker 1: sunset is, how hot it was that day. Hey, Google,

1042
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:31,319
Speaker 1: I have an idea Google Maps, how about you tell

1043
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 1: me that the parking garage I'm trying to get to,

1044
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be able to get there because there's construction.

1045
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 1: And yes, I'm specifically speaking about what happened the other night, Google,

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Speaker 1: I want to go pick up food. It was nine

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Speaker 1: o'clock at night. Okay, my wife and I, Alex were married.

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Speaker 1: If you didn't know that, we were having a fabulous day.

1049
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:53,759
Speaker 1: We've got a bunch of stuff done. What do you

1050
00:53:53,840 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 1: just rolled her eyes? Fabulous day? I was having a

1051
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:07,239
Speaker 1: fabulous day for yourself. I thought, grabbing a pretty good day.

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00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 1: And anyway, we ordered food, and we ordered from two

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Speaker 1: places right or Burger place, and then there was another

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00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:16,399
Speaker 1: Chinese restaurant place right. You gotta you know it's it's

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Speaker 1: just the way that food works. First to get it

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Speaker 1: back up, Yeah, get it back up. Also treat yourself right.

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00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:25,440
Speaker 1: So yeah, very hungry. So I leave to go to

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00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:27,440
Speaker 1: the Burger place. Already know where that is. That's good.

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Speaker 1: I didn't need Google Maps for that. And I'm I'm

1060
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:31,880
Speaker 1: trying to go fast because I want to get home.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, sweet, this is fun. I go get

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00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:35,560
Speaker 1: the burgers and then I'm like, I'm gonna go get

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00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 1: the other food. And then Google Maps takes me. Google

1064
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:42,880
Speaker 1: Maps changed my route on the way there too. I

1065
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:45,160
Speaker 1: already knew kind of how to get to the general area,

1066
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 1: but I trusted Google. I trusted you Google. And then

1067
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:50,720
Speaker 1: it took me like seven minutes in a different direction.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, why why did it take me that way?

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Speaker 1: There wasn't it was nine o'clock at night, there was

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Speaker 1: nothing going on, no construction, nothing. And then I get

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00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:58,760
Speaker 1: to where the place is and it's and it's telling

1072
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 1: me to go right and then right again, and I'm like,

1073
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:02,279
Speaker 1: wait a minute, I'm going into a circle now or

1074
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:04,279
Speaker 1: a square on streets, you know. So I had to

1075
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:06,360
Speaker 1: get out of the car. I was running through this

1076
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:09,560
Speaker 1: little maze of construction to find the restaurant. I finally,

1077
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:12,840
Speaker 1: why can't Google just updated stuff and go, hey there's

1078
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:15,800
Speaker 1: a lot of m construction, don't order from this place,

1079
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:18,560
Speaker 1: or hey there's a lot of construction. You're not gonna

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Speaker 1: be able to get in the parking lot, and um,

1081
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:22,360
Speaker 1: you got to walk for a while. So don't you

1082
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:24,560
Speaker 1: know think you have ten minutes to do this? To me?

1083
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:26,760
Speaker 1: An hour long? An hour and a half, about an hour,

1084
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:30,720
Speaker 1: the longest door dash delivery driver ever. It was about

1085
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:33,680
Speaker 1: an hour. Goodness. I got home with the food and

1086
00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:35,960
Speaker 1: Alex was already in bed with the lights off. Ye.

1087
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:40,919
Speaker 1: So anyway, there's the Google lens multi search coming out.

1088
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:44,279
Speaker 1: Took a picture of anything and ask a question about it,

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00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you all about like a female who

1090
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:47,880
Speaker 1: was like waiting to get a bunch of food that

1091
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:52,359
Speaker 1: she never got and pure and aunch of questions about that. Yeah,

1092
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:56,839
Speaker 1: is she fine? Check on her? This is actually scary though,

1093
00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:59,280
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like it's just crazy how much

1094
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:03,200
Speaker 1: they can try back everything. Now, I don't trust this app. Actually,

1095
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:05,759
Speaker 1: it's also of another cool thing about it. You could

1096
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 1: take a screenshot of a text and ask them, like

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Speaker 1: if you if your good friend send your texts, I'm fine.

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Speaker 1: You could say Google is fining. Probably, I don't think

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Speaker 1: it's a robot. If your girlfriend texts you back or

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00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:18,880
Speaker 1: your wife texts you back, just I'm fine. You already

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00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:22,760
Speaker 1: know the situation, like Google, it doesn't need a robot

1102
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Speaker 1: for that. It'll just be like, what are you an idiot? Remember,

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