Speaker 1: Hey Fanarritos, and welcome back to How Rude Tanertos. Today's
Speaker 1: minisod includes a little game or exercise that we like
Speaker 1: to call recasting full House. We will get the chance
Speaker 1: to recast the entire full house cast with our favorite actors.
Speaker 1: Think of this as casting your ultimate sitcom. What actors
Speaker 1: would be the coolest to see on screen together playing
Speaker 1: these iconic roles. This was intimidating at first.
Speaker 2: I was intimidating. I'm gonna be honest, I am probably
Speaker 2: gonna just pick weird answers because I did.
Speaker 1: That entertains me more. Okay, because I would watch a
Speaker 1: weird show. Great. So yeah, so there there might be
Speaker 1: some muppets in there.
Speaker 2: There's there, There could be some some some live people,
Speaker 2: some dead people.
Speaker 1: I mean the dead people would be were alive for
Speaker 1: these purposes, but it depends on that character.
Speaker 2: But yeah, okay, yeah, so I am let's just just
Speaker 2: hold on to your bets people.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. I cannot wait to see what you come
Speaker 1: up with.
Speaker 2: Jody Sweeten, I can't either, because I haven't written anything down.
Speaker 1: So see, I actually like spend time on this, so
Speaker 1: I'm I'm prepared and we'll see what comes out of
Speaker 1: your mouth. So yeah, okay, okay, So let's start with
Speaker 1: the main cast. We're going to start with arguably the
Speaker 1: toughest character to recast, Danny Tanner. Oh, he's a matrix.
Speaker 1: He's a matrix. He's the patriarch. He is Marek's dad. Right,
Speaker 1: how do you find someone that can possibly compare it?
Speaker 1: There was one name that came to mind for me. Really.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Tom Hanks. Oh he's beloved. He everybody loves him.
Speaker 1: He's got that dad quality, like he just makes you
Speaker 1: feel good when you're watching him on screen. That's a
Speaker 1: great idea, Yeah, Tom Hanks. Or I thought maybe Paul Rudd,
Speaker 1: he would be another.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Paul Rudd looks like just the older brother
Speaker 2: and he always will and still does. And he's fifty seven,
Speaker 2: you know, yeah, which is great. I mean, he'd fit
Speaker 2: right in with some of the full house guests who
Speaker 2: don't age.
Speaker 1: But yeah, true, he always he looks he looks very
Speaker 1: young for his age. Or we could go in another
Speaker 1: direction and go Michael J. Fox, you know, we go
Speaker 1: from the tallest act.
Speaker 2: To see I was I mmm, Now all I can
Speaker 2: think of is Tom Hanks, because that just seems so perfect.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: Although, although I was gonna say big bird, oh because
Speaker 2: of the height, he's just he's the bird. He's getting
Speaker 2: awkward and he's kind of you know, it's just like
Speaker 2: sweet and he's and he's lovable and kind of huggable,
Speaker 2: clumsy and huggable and yeah, he always gives hugs and yeah,
Speaker 2: so I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll accept it. I'll accept it. That's a good one,
Speaker 1: big Bird.
Speaker 2: But like I said, I'm just gonna be weird. So
Speaker 2: that's not you go for seriousness. I'll go for absurdity.
Speaker 2: This is why I were a great pair. Yes, okay.
Speaker 1: Next, we are recasting Jesse Pentsopolis. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: options out there, people, there's a lot. Do you go
Speaker 1: for like a hot Greek actor? Do you go for
Speaker 1: a bad boy? I know? Who would? I mean? I
Speaker 1: but we've got there's two Greek actors. Okay.
Speaker 2: See, I was gonna say, uh, Scott BeO.
Speaker 1: No, I was gonna say I did think of him,
Speaker 1: but no, I thought of better, better actors. Yeah, to
Speaker 1: play Jesse, Well, we have Tommy Lee is Greek and
Speaker 1: Billy Zane is Greek. So I don't know if you
Speaker 1: want to put one of them in there, I.
Speaker 2: Don't, you know, Okay, Okay, well, I mean just for
Speaker 2: well maybe Tommy Lee. But that feels that's now we've
Speaker 2: gone that's a whole other direction. That's a whole other direction.
Speaker 2: But we I mean, you could do it. Can you
Speaker 2: imagine Big Bird and Tommy Lee living in the same
Speaker 2: house now that that would be That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: That's why I we gotta go absurd because this makes
Speaker 1: all the better.
Speaker 2: I don't Yeah, Jesse feels like it would be. Uh oh,
Speaker 2: Henry Winkler is the fawnds Jesse.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I loved him. Yeah, he's hard. He was hard
Speaker 1: to him, you know, he had so he was kind
Speaker 1: of eric like kind of but you couldn't hate him.
Speaker 1: You couldn't hate him though. Yeah, he had that swath
Speaker 1: arm to him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm saying Henry Winkler.
Speaker 1: Okay. My my first pick is James Franco. I went
Speaker 1: more bad boy okay, instead of charming, just more of
Speaker 1: like bad boy thing. Yeah, okay, yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1: Nobody can play him better than John Stamos. True, but
Speaker 1: I like Henry, Henry Winkler and James imagine what the
Speaker 1: ripper with a rattail could have done. You know, you
Speaker 1: who knows he right, could have given him a chance.
Speaker 2: Okay, So so we've got uh, Tom Hanks a big
Speaker 2: bird for Danny. We've got James Franco and Henry Winkler,
Speaker 2: Henry Winkler for I couldn't even remember who I said,
Speaker 2: Henry Clerk for Jesse.
Speaker 1: All right, now, who do we have for Joey? Well,
Speaker 1: the first name it came to mind, this is the
Speaker 1: person Dave gets mistaken for all the time. Jeff Daniels,
Speaker 1: Jef Daniels. Okay, but I have a better I have
Speaker 1: a better pick than Jeff Daniels because Jeff Daniels looks
Speaker 1: like Dave. But I don't know if he can, you know,
Speaker 1: encompass the Joey Gladstone. I mean, have you seen Dumb
Speaker 1: and Dummer? Well, okay, yeah, that's true. So maybe he can. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd say so, So maybe he's a good pick. My
Speaker 1: first pick is Robin Williams. Oh. I think he could
Speaker 1: have elevated Joey to a whole another you know, he
Speaker 1: probably would have pulled focus too much from James Franco,
Speaker 1: Henry Winkler it's true, you know that's yeah, so he
Speaker 1: sad funny the voices like I like it went carrot top,
Speaker 1: but but but like like.
Speaker 2: Carrot top now so that it's a little a little
Speaker 2: more mature off little well no, but just a little
Speaker 2: a little weird looking, you know what I mean. But
Speaker 2: but but funny has a Las Vegas residency, and I
Speaker 2: think has about the same like type of jokes.
Speaker 1: That Joey would have. Oh okay, yeah, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Definitely has similar humor. I feel like, yeah,
Speaker 1: they swim in the same pool, Yes they do. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean, they're cut from the same cloth
Speaker 1: or whatever that expression is. Okay, that's okay, that's a
Speaker 1: good one. That's a good one. Okay. Robin Williams and
Speaker 1: who did you just say? Carrot top? Carrot top? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're both afflicted with whatever affliction this is okay. Moving along.
Speaker 1: Rebecca Donaldson. She's beautiful, She's the girl next door. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of a lot of actresses that can fill
Speaker 1: that role. But you don't want them to be too
Speaker 1: much of a bombshell, Like they can't be like, right,
Speaker 1: so beautiful that they're not also smart? Right, Oh so
Speaker 1: the first person I thought of, Actually, yeah, this is
Speaker 1: my Who did you pick? Do you think of Jennifer Aniston?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, she's well, she's sette, but she's beautiful,
Speaker 3: she's the girl next door. She's you know, she's got
Speaker 3: her stuff together to honest Jennifer, Yeah, I could see that.
Speaker 1: Or Anna Kendrick was my second pick. Oh yeah, Anna
Speaker 1: Kendrick would be good. Yeah, I don't know. Do you
Speaker 1: have any thoughts on this has to be somebody tolerant
Speaker 1: of James Franco or Ry Winkler or Henry Winkler. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, if that's there's two, I mean you can
Speaker 1: compare two totally different people with with those two. Rebecca Donaldson, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean she's sweet, she's I feel like I would
Speaker 2: go with what's the what's the name of that lady
Speaker 2: who has the very popular show for Toddler's Miss Rachel.
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know, because yes, he needs someone like
Speaker 2: that to tolerate his tantrums and to be patient, and
Speaker 2: she's sweet and kind and will take the time to
Speaker 2: explain things.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I just I feel like maternal, you know, maternal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm going, uh, Miss Rachel, Miss Rachel. Okay, I like it.
Speaker 1: I like it. That's a good one, all right. Next
Speaker 1: we have DJ Tanner Nigs sister smart into Karate, loves horses,
Speaker 1: loves teasing her little sisters. My first pick Maureen McCormick
Speaker 1: from The Brady Bunch. Actually, you would have actually had
Speaker 1: Marsha play the old the I like the older sister. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I don't know if it's just because she's blonde,
Speaker 1: she's the older sister. I don't know, but I feel
Speaker 1: like she could nail that role. Yeah, yeah, it feels.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a little where she was a little like
Speaker 2: perfectiony and sort of uptight, I think a little.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's the same yeah thing for DJ.
Speaker 2: It's oh man, Like I was trying to think of
Speaker 2: other like sitcom actresses sort of from the time, like kid,
Speaker 2: you know, and I kept thinking Kelly Martin.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she'd be a good one. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel like Kelly Martin would be a like she
Speaker 2: had that very same sort of personality.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a rule follower, she gets great grades. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: she's a really good one.
Speaker 2: And she was Scott's actual girlfriend in real life. So yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's my pick.
Speaker 1: Okay, Kelly Martin. I like that one very good. Okay,
Speaker 1: next here we go Stephanie Tanner, Like this is all
Speaker 1: you like? Who who would you want to play? You? This?
Speaker 1: This is hard? Like this was a really hard one.
Speaker 1: I wanted whole options. Can I pick Kermit? Well, of course,
Speaker 1: you can pick anyone you want. I want to. I
Speaker 1: want to pick I want to. I don't know about Kermit. Maybe, No.
Speaker 1: I think I'm more of a I'm more of a Grover.
Speaker 1: And okay, why are you a Grover?
Speaker 2: Because Grover is a little, uh, a little all over
Speaker 2: the place.
Speaker 1: He's a little like Adhd, but he's.
Speaker 2: Got super Grover and and he's sweet and kind, but
Speaker 2: funny and silly and sort of ridiculous.
Speaker 1: And I just I've always I always like Grover. I
Speaker 1: love that. Okay, that's not my that's but I just
Speaker 1: want I want to be a muppet, basically is what
Speaker 1: it is. I want to be a Muppet. So if
Speaker 1: that's I'll take that. Okay, So Grover Grover Grover as
Speaker 1: super Grover, Yeah, super Grover Tanner his little you know,
Speaker 1: helmet on in his k Yeah, he's a cute. He
Speaker 1: is a cutie. He definitely has the spirit of Stephanie Tanner.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh yeah, because he's just kind of like he
Speaker 2: trips over stuff a lot too, He's kind of clumsy,
Speaker 2: he's always you know, he really is.
Speaker 1: You Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's uncanny characteristics that are very
Speaker 1: very similar. Okay, well, I've got a lot of actresses
Speaker 1: to choose from to play Sephany, so I'm going to
Speaker 1: need your help. At first, I was thinking little Stephanie Tanner,
Speaker 1: So I was thinking like Jojo siwah, because she's a
Speaker 1: trouble threat. She sings, she dances, she acts, So I'm like,
Speaker 1: maybe a little Jojo Siwa in there, but then thinking
Speaker 1: of older Stephanie, maybe like an Amy Pohlar. It's just funny.
Speaker 1: She's sarcastic, she's winny of you know, been watching parts
Speaker 1: of rec lately, oh just dying. So yeah, but Amy
Speaker 1: Pole compliments Okay. Busy Phillips was another one that I thought,
Speaker 1: you know, yes, she's just got that you know characteristic
Speaker 1: about her or Drew Barrymore. Yeah, I can see that
Speaker 1: out of those four, who would you pick? Jojo Seewa,
Speaker 1: Amy Polar, Busy.
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like Busy Phillips and I
Speaker 2: used to go out for a lot of the same
Speaker 2: stuff for like geeks or for like like so, you know,
Speaker 2: she and I always kind of and I love her.
Speaker 2: I think she's hilarious Girls five Eva brilliant.
Speaker 1: She's great.
Speaker 2: Oh but also Drew Barrymore is kind of great and
Speaker 2: she's but she might be.
Speaker 1: You know, I think I'm wait, who else did you say?
Speaker 1: Jojo Siwa joj Okay, Amy Pohlar, I'm going Amy Pohlar.
Speaker 1: I'm going Ammy Polar. I'm going to be I Amy.
Speaker 2: Polar because that's she's so freaking hilarious.
Speaker 1: I just love her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's great, and yeah, that's I agree. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, a Polar which are sort of weirdly like little
Speaker 1: Muppet people. Yeah, okay, I like it. Good, good one,
Speaker 1: Okay next, Michelle Tanner, Oh, this was kind of an
Speaker 1: obvious Elizabeth Olson like, oh, yeah, that's true. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: seemed like a no brainer. Or if not Elizabeth Olson,
Speaker 1: if she's not available, Shirley Temple. Oh, he's just a
Speaker 1: cute little Yeah, I don't know, little pips squeak, Little
Speaker 1: Pip squeak. I who wait, who was I going for?
Speaker 1: Michelle Tanner? Oh? Wait, I had it was funny. No, God,
Speaker 1: damn it. What was it? Uh? Michelle was a small child.
Speaker 2: Oh I want the little girl who played Howie to
Speaker 2: be Michelle.
Speaker 1: Tannery the Twin Girls. Yeah, yeah, that's what I want. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: well you know it's a natural it's a natural fit. Yes,
Speaker 1: if only so that we never see Howie again. Oh,
Speaker 1: he's coming back next season. Okay, Kimmy Gibbler, here we go.
Speaker 1: I got four names. I got four names for this
Speaker 1: one too. I cannot decide. Okay, the first name I
Speaker 1: came up with Juno Temple from ted Lasso. She's just
Speaker 1: kind of like what you haven't seen Ted Lasso. I've seen,
Speaker 1: I've seen it. Miscal's like watched it in the you
Speaker 1: haven't seen Friends. You haven't seen Ted Last. You just
Speaker 1: don't like wholesome, nice you know, nice comedies that you
Speaker 1: can fall as It doesn't. Yeah, I don't want I
Speaker 1: don't fall asleep to TV. So and it doesn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it doesn't. I guess you've really got to it's gotta
Speaker 1: I heard it's a great show, though, I just never
Speaker 1: got that. It's hard for me to like get into
Speaker 1: a show. I need a mini series. Okay, Yeah, you
Speaker 1: need some death and murder and yeah, through crime you
Speaker 1: need some okay, okay, so okay, Temple, she's just a
Speaker 1: cute spunky you know, she's just kind of got it,
Speaker 1: kind of out there. Yeah, this is this is a
Speaker 1: big name. I shouldn't even put this name next to
Speaker 1: my name. But Lucille Ball, like if if that had
Speaker 1: my brothers, it was literally who I was going to say,
Speaker 1: Lucille Lucille Ball. That would be a compliment, of course, Yes,
Speaker 1: I agree, she would be so good. She would be
Speaker 1: so good, and you guys sort of have a like
Speaker 1: I yes, yes, absolutely, Lucill Ball. Oh okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: My last two names genevon Oi just because she and
Speaker 1: I were going to say, yeah, she and I went
Speaker 1: out for all the roles together as well. And then
Speaker 1: Jane Lynch, who I want to play, you know, the
Speaker 1: adult grown up Kimmy Gibler or Missus Gibbler or some
Speaker 1: someone if Jimmy Gibbler had a sudden growth spurt. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love Jane Lynch. She's just hilarious. She's a national treasure.
Speaker 1: So okay, So of the four, I really I.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say genevan Oi because six from Blossom,
Speaker 2: hilarious and very similar sort of personality types.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who else? What was?
Speaker 2: And the other one that, Oh, Lucille that's I mean,
Speaker 2: that's that's it.
Speaker 1: That's who you. That's who it would be.
Speaker 2: And if I had to, if I had to pick
Speaker 2: someone to play opposite and do ridiculous comedy.
Speaker 1: Bits with, it would yeah, yes, Grover and Lucille Ball.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine, like Amy Pohler weird? I can Yeah,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Amy Poehler and Lucille Ball. That's a show.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I want it to happen. Oh yes, brilliant.
Speaker 1: That would be amazing, Yeah, amazing, Yeah, yeah, no, I
Speaker 1: definitely think Lucille Ball for you though, What a compliment,
Speaker 1: What a compliment. Thank you.
Speaker 2: You're hilarious. And the faces you make very similar to Lucy.
Speaker 2: You have a very depressive face.
Speaker 1: I love it. I gotta rub her face, That's what
Speaker 1: I call it. What would you? Are there any side
Speaker 1: characters that you'd cast? Oh yes, oh yes, I've recast
Speaker 1: all of them. Oh okay, I've recast Okay, Gia giamakan
Speaker 1: bad girl smoking cigarettes in the bathroom. I think she
Speaker 1: would be played brilliantly by Shannon Doherty rest in Peace.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's got that. You know, she played some
Speaker 1: bad girls. She's got that mean bean streak in her
Speaker 1: very just a very and she can do levels. You know,
Speaker 1: she can be nice, she can be mean, she can
Speaker 1: she can do everything. I like it. So yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Shannon Doherty or Lindsay Lohan was another pick oo that
Speaker 1: would be a good one. So I don't know, yeah who.
Speaker 1: I couldn't think of any cigarette smoking bad girl.
Speaker 2: The actress not necessarily cigarette smoking, but I just felt
Speaker 2: for the deadpan delivery of it all.
Speaker 1: Aubrey Plaza. Oh yeah, that's a great one one, just
Speaker 1: sort of the like disinterested like I hate everything sort
Speaker 1: of yeah, hates everything. Intimidating, Yeah, the resting bitch face. Yes, right,
Speaker 1: like even if you are friends, you're like, I don't
Speaker 1: know if you would actually like me though, you know
Speaker 1: that kind of Yeah. Yeah, that's I feel like Aubrey
Speaker 1: Plaza for Aubrey Plaza, perfect pick perfect. Who'd you pick for?
Speaker 1: Steve Hale? I got three three young men okay, or
Speaker 1: formerly for really young men. Joey Lawrence Okay, you know
Speaker 1: he's like looking jock type person. Jonathan Taylor Thomas. I
Speaker 1: don't know how I feel about that one though, And
Speaker 1: Mark Paul Gossler just because, yeah, he's the jock. He's
Speaker 1: like the popular kid in school. He's good looking, he's
Speaker 1: a little heart throbby. You can see him on a
Speaker 1: on a team beat magazine paper. I'd say Mario Lopez,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, he was.
Speaker 2: Kind of the the the jock, cute dude on.
Speaker 1: He's the muscles. Yeah, he's the he's the hot dude. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I could see Mario Lopez or Jacob A. Lordy just
Speaker 1: because he's like seven feet tall. But that's okay, Well
Speaker 1: that's it. Yeah, that's okay. Jonathan Taylor Thomas is like
Speaker 1: five feet so yeah, it all works out somewhere's it'll
Speaker 1: work out in the end. Yeah, all right, good picks,
Speaker 1: good picks. The next one is a little harder, though,
Speaker 1: Alex and Nikki Kutzopolis the Twin Boys, because we just
Speaker 1: we only saw them at like age two. We I
Speaker 1: mean we saw them briefly in Fuller House, but not enough.
Speaker 1: I uh what about uh, boss baby, Yeah that's what
Speaker 1: it is. Okay, yeah, boss baby, it works.
Speaker 2: Do we know of anyone that had uh that particular
Speaker 2: that bowl cut. That was almost Yeah, it was sort
Speaker 2: of what was that ice skater's name in the seventies.
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh, Dorothy hamp Dorothy Hamill was Yeah, it
Speaker 1: looks just yes, Yeah, that was fashionable back in the day. Yeah, sure, sure,
Speaker 1: Well I thought of two other blonde twin boy child actors,
Speaker 1: Dylan Colon Dylan Sprouse from the Sweet Life of Zack
Speaker 1: and Cody. Yes, seems like a natural fit. Yeah that
Speaker 1: was twins. Yeah, that'll work a lot of work. This
Speaker 1: next one will be fun. Grandma Irene, Grandma Canthopolis like
Speaker 1: she is a force man. Yes, she is a force.
Speaker 1: You need a strong matriarch. Won't put up with Grandma
Speaker 1: is nonsense, just a really strong female. Margot Martindale. Oh, yes,
Speaker 1: that's a good one. Yeah, she'd Bedale. I picked well
Speaker 1: for the Greek connection. I picked Nia Vardaloss. Yes, that one. Okay,
Speaker 1: she'd be good. I don't know if she's enough of
Speaker 1: that like badass, she's don't do it, I can see. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: she's too sweet.
Speaker 2: She too, she's very sweet, but she could also I
Speaker 2: think be I think she could lean into like the
Speaker 2: overbearing Greek side, you know what I mean. I like
Speaker 2: that sort of very dominating grandma kind of Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: So maybe she's she's a good pick. Or Sophia Loren Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: just full Italian, Yeah, full Italian mom. Yeah, that's she's
Speaker 1: she did see more Italian than Greek. But okay, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so we got a good handle on Grandma. We got
Speaker 1: a good hand.
Speaker 2: Well, Grandma might be Italian because Nick cuts the Greek one.
Speaker 1: So Greek and Italian. Okay, so there we go, there
Speaker 1: we go. It doesn't have to be Greek speaking of Greek,
Speaker 1: speaking of Greek Grandpa, Nick, I was stumped. I just said,
Speaker 1: Tommy Lee, which is I don't and I don't even
Speaker 1: like that. I don't even like like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: He's just he's kind of you know, he's sett in
Speaker 1: his ways.
Speaker 2: He could you know, I could see playing it. Well,
Speaker 2: not that he's but George Clooney.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, like an attractive looking.
Speaker 2: Older you know, like especially now you know he's a
Speaker 2: little like a little older. I just think that would be.
Speaker 2: Oh he's a good pick. That's a great pick. Let's
Speaker 2: cast him. Cast him right now.
Speaker 1: That's it. I'll make the call, Okay. Kathy Santoni our
Speaker 1: ditsy but beautiful friend who's always coming around the first
Speaker 1: person I thought it was Alicia Silverstone, Yes, because she's
Speaker 1: you know, she's beautiful but a little ditzy, and you
Speaker 1: know that's the Adans. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: who else, Like cast is Kathy sant trying to think
Speaker 1: of other like uh.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh my god, why can't I think of her
Speaker 2: name right now?
Speaker 1: White Lotus j Coolidge? Oh oh yes, she is amazing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like the adult that she'd have to be, the older Kathy,
Speaker 1: the adult Kathy Santoni. Yeah, I could totally see that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's been like she's been drinking and smoking all afternoon.
Speaker 1: She's just not taking anybody's crap. Yeah, she's putting but
Speaker 1: a little bit of a airhead. Yeah that's a great pick. Great,
Speaker 1: Now we've got several people from White Lotus. Now we've
Speaker 1: got to the closet. Oh yeah, that's Coolidge.
Speaker 2: I've actually seen that show, so maybe maybe that's why
Speaker 2: I'm picking all those people.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a great show. Great show to pull friendship.
Speaker 1: Next we have Nelson, okay Burchard, who's just a short,
Speaker 1: little rich man who loves dj uh short, little true.
Speaker 2: Who loves dj uh. Let's go for mister peanut.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, yeah, got the look that the glasses,
Speaker 1: mister a little monocle, the monocole, A monocle looks like
Speaker 1: a peanut small. Yeah, I'm sure he's rolling in the
Speaker 1: dough because.
Speaker 2: You know what I didn't mean, miss well, mister peanut.
Speaker 2: I meant the monopoly man. They both have monocles and
Speaker 2: top hats. Yeah, you know, very and one is not
Speaker 2: the monopoly, right monopoly, guys, perfect monopoly.
Speaker 1: He's good. He's surrounded by yeah, Park Avenue and like
Speaker 1: the millions and expensive properties, so Chorgia, the building, hotels,
Speaker 1: that is. That's a good one. That's better than mine.
Speaker 1: I picked Johnny Gallecky mainly just because he's short. But
Speaker 1: he's also a great actor, and hewhere's glasses, so maybe
Speaker 1: that's why I picked it. A good way to save
Speaker 1: that in case Johnny Gley's listening to this podcast. I'm
Speaker 1: sure he is. But he's a great actor and I
Speaker 1: love him. He wouldn't deny it, like he knows I'm
Speaker 1: a very short person. I just say this lovingly. You know,
Speaker 1: he's fantastic actor. He could pull off his little rich,
Speaker 1: little rich, spoiled boy. I could see that, I could
Speaker 1: see that you could pull it off. If anyone could
Speaker 1: pull it off, it's Johnny Gillecky. Yes, Teddy, Michelle's friend. Teddy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this was a hard one, and I'm hyper aware of
Speaker 1: just how white this cast is. Just right, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: how are we just now getting to are a person
Speaker 1: of color on this cast list? So being so yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't even it didn't even pop, I didn't pop. Yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's it's I'm suddenly like self conscious and hyper aware. Well,
Speaker 1: but yeah, the person I would pick is somebody that
Speaker 1: I was in that girl Leyleight with Peyton Hereen the
Speaker 1: third who played Marky the little Boy. Yes, it was
Speaker 1: like just the sweet, smart kid who's friend and like
Speaker 1: he would be perfect, he would take great, he would
Speaker 1: be great, he'd be really really good. So, man, I
Speaker 1: don't know who I didn't because we didn't have any
Speaker 1: see or I didn't have any scenes with Teddy that
Speaker 1: I remember. He was Michelle's friend, So I'm like, I
Speaker 1: didn't really get to know his character as great. What
Speaker 1: if what if we replaced Teddy with Howie? That's insulting,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know. It was just instead of Howie,
Speaker 1: we get Teddy. Is that what you mean? Replace? No? No,
Speaker 1: I was like, how no, Teddy is played by Howie,
Speaker 1: but not the little birl played Howie, but Howie himself,
Speaker 1: who does not exist? Right, she's playing Michelle. She's playing Michelle,
Speaker 1: not her Howie, the actually the character in the show
Speaker 1: that doesn't actually exist. You should play Tay. That can
Speaker 1: be Teddy. Okay, yeah. Oh gosh, duck face. I mean
Speaker 1: I love duck face. You got Daffy, you got you
Speaker 1: got the aflac duck. Oh yeah, there's a there's a
Speaker 1: lot of a lot of cartoon characters. There a lot
Speaker 1: of a lot of ducks, a lot of ducks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would uh. Oh gosh, I picked I picked Jonathan
Speaker 1: Lipniki oh because I would have picked him for Yankee
Speaker 1: doodle Boy. Oh yes, Why isn't Yankee doodle boy on here?
Speaker 1: That you know what? We're switching it outank you doodle boy.
Speaker 1: That's okay, sorry, sorry, but it is Yankee doodle Boy.
Speaker 2: Derek has a name, Derek Derek, but we just call
Speaker 2: him Yankee doodle boy, which is what everyone knows. An
Speaker 2: ass uh but yeahah, Yankee doodle Boy.
Speaker 1: Uh should play we played by yeah Jonathan Lipnikky. Yeah,
Speaker 1: can he sing that that Yankee doodle Boy song though,
Speaker 1: the one that's absolutely he has to? Yes, that's that's
Speaker 1: the audition. That's the audition tape right there. I want
Speaker 1: to see that. Just the number of the Yankee doodle Boy. Yes, Okay,
Speaker 1: I think this is a solid cast. This is a
Speaker 1: great cast.
Speaker 2: We've got muppets, we've got we've got old people, we've
Speaker 2: got young people, dead, we've got dead people, We've got
Speaker 2: we've got peanuts, we've got monopoly men. I mean, possibilities
Speaker 2: are really endless for this, and uh.
Speaker 1: This might be better than the real cast. They might be.
Speaker 2: I would watch this as an animated series, just the
Speaker 2: weirdest recasting of Full House ever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would. I would watch this in all I
Speaker 1: mean that was basically that was basically BoJack Horsemen. But yeah,
Speaker 1: this is yeah, right, Well what a weird the show
Speaker 1: we have. We don't have jobs anymore, so we're out
Speaker 1: of a job. So we're out of a job. But
Speaker 1: I was replaced by uh by either Grover Amy Poehl
Speaker 1: or so right, it's okay, and I'm replaced with Lucille Paul.
Speaker 1: So I am happy. I step back guy, right, you're
Speaker 1: like replaced. I was just holding your spot, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. I was keeping it warm, right right,
Speaker 1: Not exactly, not at all. Yeah, but I think he
Speaker 1: could compete. Maybe, I think hilarious. You're very sweet, but really,
Speaker 1: thank you. That was fun, she said, and she can't
Speaker 1: argue with me, so I can't can't say anything. Uh,
Speaker 1: that was finally fun and ridiculous. That was so ridiculous
Speaker 1: and so fun. I enjoyed it. I did too.
Speaker 2: I'm so glad that that you were prepared and that
Speaker 2: I was weird and uh, and that that we just
Speaker 2: did what we always do.
Speaker 1: That's so that's like every episode of Yes, you're prepared,
Speaker 1: I'm weird, and that's what we do. It's great, and
Speaker 1: you're just talking about muppets. Yep, that's that's what we do.
Speaker 1: I mean, it all comes back to that eventually. So
Speaker 1: it all comes back to Grover. Yeah. Yeah. Well, now,
Speaker 1: I mean we've gone out on a high note here.
Speaker 1: I don't see. I don't know how to close it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how to close it? Well, you know what, let's close
Speaker 1: it with this.
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Speaker 1: And remember you, guys, the world is small, but the
Speaker 1: cast is replaceable. Now. See, I expect too much of
Speaker 1: my brain jews thinking about people. Right, Yeah, no, your
Speaker 1: your brain has is already on hiatus. The world is small,
Speaker 1: but Muppet's rule, Yes, that that always works. That's a doubt,
Speaker 1: went in doubt. Yeah, muppets rule. Yeah, I'm here for that. Wren,
Speaker 1: go sing the Rainbow Connection to myself. I'll see you
Speaker 1: later