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Speaker 1: He confession. I can't take that. Ol arms speaking.

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Speaker 2: We got a text to seventy five nine to two

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Speaker 2: that says I've started recommending places to people, saying, when

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Speaker 2: you get there, tell them that I sent you, knowing

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Speaker 2: full well the employees will have no idea.

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Speaker 3: I oh my god, I want to start doing that.

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Speaker 3: It's so evil. Oh my god, it's so awkward for

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Speaker 3: your friends.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly what it's like whenever listeners come on

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Speaker 2: the show for this segment, because we have absolutely no

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Speaker 2: idea who they are.

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Speaker 3: Thanks to our voice changer.

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Speaker 2: That way you can come on and tell your craziest,

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Speaker 2: naughtiest secrets completely anonymously. And one of our listeners is

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Speaker 2: ready to share a confession she's been holding on to.

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Speaker 3: She's chosen to go by Deb as her name today.

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Speaker 3: So Deb, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Thank you, Hi Deb. How are you feeling. I'm

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Speaker 1: feeling pretty good.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, happy.

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Speaker 1: To have you.

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Speaker 3: I love a confession.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say a lot of times we ask

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Speaker 2: how you're doing to judge your voice, how nervous are you?

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Speaker 2: Are you scared?

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Speaker 3: You seem pretty chill even with the voice changer, you

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Speaker 3: seem chill.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll be pretty chill. I mean, this is this

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Speaker 1: is a it's a doozy, but it's a little different

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Speaker 1: than I think that you're used to.

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Speaker 3: I don't know that will tease. Yeah, voice changers on.

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Speaker 2: You're the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, we want to

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Speaker 2: hear your confession.

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Speaker 1: So I have a huge confession. My husband is the

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Speaker 1: world's biggest Jeopardy fan.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, tell no one. That is so embarrassing.

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Speaker 3: I'm kidding. Retirement home, does your husband live?

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no no no, it gets way better.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, buckle up.

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Speaker 3: Your husband loves Jeopardy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, his ring torn on his phone has been the

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Speaker 1: Jeopardy theme song for many years now. You know. The

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Speaker 1: the thing is when he gets a phone call when

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Speaker 1: he's in the bathroom, dude, dude.

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Speaker 3: He doesn't even answer and he just listens to the whole.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the whole thing. Play. So he records every

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Speaker 1: single episode because he cannot miss an episode. If you

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Speaker 1: miss as an episode, he will lose his you know what. Yeah, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: So now of course he's got me watching it too,

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Speaker 1: because that's how it works.

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Speaker 3: You know, it's a fun show. I mean it's not

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Speaker 3: like it's not a great show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's an awesome show. And I have to

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Speaker 1: confess also that I am a little bit well, I'm

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Speaker 1: a lot of bit competitive.

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Speaker 3: Why you're like playing along with it. I don't understand

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Speaker 3: that at all. I've never I'm kidding. I'm being sarcastic.

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Speaker 3: So I think we get the idea. Your husband really

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Speaker 3: loves Jeopardy.

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Speaker 2: He got you into it, and you're more of a

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Speaker 2: competitive type.

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Speaker 3: But what is your confession?

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Speaker 1: Okay, so I watch the live episodes beforehand so that

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Speaker 1: I can try to memorize the answers.

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Speaker 3: Your husband out of Jeopardy, so you're better than him

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Speaker 3: and he probably feels so bad. No, he thinks he

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Speaker 3: married a genius Jose.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so what he gets in his eye, like

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Speaker 1: I am the most amazing person on the planet.

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Speaker 3: He's smart. He loves you more for it.

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Speaker 1: So much more, so I can't tell him. He obviously

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Speaker 1: has no clue.

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Speaker 2: He must be so weirded out though, Like I had

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Speaker 2: no idea you knew so much about thirteenth century poets,

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Speaker 2: didn't you major in calm?

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Speaker 3: And she's like, he's gonna pick the double Jeopardy eight hundred.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna get on the show one day, and

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Speaker 2: he's gonna go to you for every answer.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's actually funny you say that. Okay, why Okay? So,

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Speaker 1: in all seriousness, I do feel a little guilty, right,

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Speaker 1: I mean, like you said, I am a genius, right right?

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Speaker 1: So my husband has been bragging to like all of

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Speaker 1: her friends over family, like you got to see my wife.

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Speaker 1: She is the Jeopardy queen. Oh my god, we're going

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Speaker 1: to get her on the show. And now he wants

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Speaker 1: me to get on the show and keeps pushing and

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Speaker 1: pushing and pushing for me to apply.

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Speaker 3: Well, there's only one solution.

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Speaker 1: You're just gonna have to start watching Live Together, and

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Speaker 1: then it'll slowly, slowly come out that you're actually really dumb.

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Speaker 3: People know any of the answers. If he wants the

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Speaker 3: show Live Together.

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Speaker 2: This is the reason that the husband loves her so much.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yo, I mean it's a bonus. It's not the reason.

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Speaker 1: There are plenty of other reasons, but I don't want

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Speaker 1: to disappoint him. So he keeps pushing me for me

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Speaker 1: to apply, and he keeps pushing and pushing and pushing.

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Speaker 1: So I told him that I applied but didn't get on.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, no, you're not really applying.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what else to do.

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Speaker 2: The most deceitful like web of lies I've ever heard

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Speaker 2: in a relationship.

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Speaker 1: I know it's terrible, and now I'm starting to feel

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Speaker 1: awful about it, because like, what if I did apply

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Speaker 1: and what if I did get on? I would be mortified.

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Speaker 1: I would be that would be my lot.

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Speaker 2: Well, you could have like a slum Dog Millionaire moment

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Speaker 2: where like somehow miraculously we know every single.

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Speaker 3: Answer for that one episode. She's like, I have seen

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Speaker 3: this episode.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that I have to be stuck in

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Speaker 1: a porty to do so. I don't want to do that.

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 2: I mean, at least for those thirty minutes every single day,

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Speaker 2: you guys have like the best connection her.

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Speaker 1: She was ever. You were the only one that was

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Speaker 1: hoping it would finally go off air after.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for confessing that to us dead text in seven

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Speaker 2: eighty five nine too. If you have a confession you've

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Speaker 2: been holding on to, we can hide your identity, mask

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Speaker 2: your voice, and make you the next mass speaker.

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Speaker 3: We got your phonesab coming up right after this freaking

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning,