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Speaker 1: Eighty eight and welcome back to the five South. So

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Speaker 1: I am your man, Carlo Smiller, it's your boy dc

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Speaker 1: on flin fu. You mean you mean I tell that

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Speaker 1: I was your thought of the show. I gotta keep that.

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Speaker 1: Let's do it. Don't keep you were kept up. We're

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Speaker 1: the bosses. That's that, nigga. Look look, no hold on,

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Speaker 1: this is how my introduction has to go. Man, y'all

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Speaker 1: know it is man. Man, you know what it is. Man,

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Speaker 1: it's playing English Man. In Japan they called me yet

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Speaker 1: he goddamn, and Spanish speaking countries, I'm known as Savado Domingo.

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Speaker 1: I'm in the building right now, fucking bitches on I

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Speaker 1: ka furnishing and taking it back like that ship ain't happy.

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Speaker 1: You know what it is? What's your boy? Clay told

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Speaker 1: your Nakashima. Wait a minute, Spanish? What it is? He said?

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Speaker 1: In Spanish countries they call him sobing up the main

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Speaker 1: nig that's Saturday and Sunday. You got damn right. They

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Speaker 1: I'm going to cond of all this. Y I'm doing

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Speaker 1: foreign ship, ain't passport, get your stamps, get it tattooed.

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Speaker 1: It's passport tattoo. Had to get another pair of port

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Speaker 1: My ship tatted up real, Yeah, my little never draw

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Speaker 1: a man. He went to all the fictional places, never

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Speaker 1: never landing stick man hung Nick on the towers. That's

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Speaker 1: what we're doing today, Man, we're bringing the hood to Hollywood.

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Speaker 1: Three fairly hood niggers. I should say, yes, Hollywood the

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Speaker 1: business though. Man, Man, don't see you got movies and

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Speaker 1: ship Clayton. You you're that most acting nigger. I know.

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Speaker 1: This is crazy. How you be remembering your lands in scripts.

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Speaker 1: It's crazy, man. Like, Like somebody had a told me

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Speaker 1: or two women they were like saying, how you would

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Speaker 1: say it? You know what I'm saying. Even you reading

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Speaker 1: like saying how you would see it? You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, Because you're going in and be like beginning

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Speaker 1: each statement with me and you like I'm at the

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Speaker 1: beginning this statement with me and you shout, But you

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Speaker 1: still have to say it as a person. You know

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Speaker 1: then be the like it's the it's the callback audition

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Speaker 1: and you're in there with the real director and he's like, dude,

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Speaker 1: fun the paper brou the paper man. Do what you

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Speaker 1: did that other time? Do that ship. That's what we wanted.

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Speaker 1: And they would be like, so what did you want

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Speaker 1: the words be? When they when they figure out when

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Speaker 1: you give them the extra and they're like, good, I

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Speaker 1: like that. I like how you do that again? That

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Speaker 1: was funny. Do that again. I like that. I like that. Alright,

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Speaker 1: do it again. And then you do it again and

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Speaker 1: then they don't pick you, and then you see the

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Speaker 1: show and then you're doing that ship. I'll slapped the

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Speaker 1: ship out all y'all. I knew where your office was.

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Speaker 1: I hate to fat your officers ain't permanent. Now, I'm

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Speaker 1: just fla. I would never slap anybody, man, anyone. I

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Speaker 1: just want to act, Okay, my mom, I want to act.

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Speaker 1: It's a new play coming out by Clayton England, right,

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Speaker 1: So if you get if you could just have any

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Speaker 1: role you wanted to, what would what would it be? Man?

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Speaker 1: I want to do some games to ship take a

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Speaker 1: ship because it's gonna be fun because it's like, I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna be playing nobody else, man, I'm gonna be

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Speaker 1: playing with ship. That I have actually done that wouldn't

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Speaker 1: be dope here being like an action. You know, I

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Speaker 1: won't definitely shoot some ship up. I want to shoot.

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Speaker 1: I want to get I want to do the slow

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Speaker 1: I always want to shoot out with some doves flying pads,

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Speaker 1: to y'all wanted to be the good guy. I always

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Speaker 1: like the sad what kind of bad guys, like if

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Speaker 1: cut your fucking heart, dougs. I promise like something like that.

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Speaker 1: But you know what, I'm getting tired up that take

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Speaker 1: You know what movie? You know what movie good for

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Speaker 1: us to do? You know what movie we should remake,

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Speaker 1: like the three niggers on this show right now, we

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Speaker 1: should do We should remake Glory Glory, Yeah, the Civil

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Speaker 1: You right better, Wet Clayton, you might not make this

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Speaker 1: about to be talking about what they would have did?

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Speaker 1: But that's what motherfucker's don't know. Man, nigg had ship

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Speaker 1: worked out. Man, nigga knew little slick ship to do.

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Speaker 1: Like nigga knew how to goddamn scape. They knew how

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Speaker 1: to do you run in the middle of the night.

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Speaker 1: Like you see the nigga who ran at twelve o'clock lane,

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Speaker 1: you see him bring them back at eight o'clock. More

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Speaker 1: like what then would you have? Like? Why then you

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Speaker 1: ain't getting on? Yeah, eight hours to get the funk

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Speaker 1: like damn the back of the house. That's crazy. You

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Speaker 1: can quit whipper cat. I want to do a superhero movie,

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Speaker 1: which you want anything? I just want the Superman or

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Speaker 1: like handcuffs. No, man, I'm tired of black superhero is

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Speaker 1: always fucked up man. Every time there's something wrong, they

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Speaker 1: don't let him be great. Now, probably be too high

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Speaker 1: like he ain't gonna catch the criminal. But you're tripping nigger,

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Speaker 1: the pregnancy rates up. Ship. What's what? What do you

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Speaker 1: think that wearing fluid made out of every bit? I say,

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Speaker 1: and you got something owner? Are you going to see

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Speaker 1: the Batman versus super I've seen that ship man. I

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Speaker 1: saw it on bootleg sounds disappointed. I saw Crackhead acted

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Speaker 1: it out with Actra figures for me, and he takes it.

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Speaker 1: He saw the booloo d she was amazing man Batman

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Speaker 1: I run, you know, you come over here with that

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Speaker 1: Take your whole ass back to Metropolis. He could say Metropolis.

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Speaker 1: He kept miss pronouncing Metolis. Active the whole ship. He

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Speaker 1: The ship was way taller. She was kicking ass. She

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Speaker 1: I'm a whoop. The ads were making that movie two

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Speaker 1: and a half. Got damn hour? Who you got on

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Speaker 1: the Batman Superman? Good end of the day. I wanted

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Speaker 1: to none of this ship growing up. I was in

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Speaker 1: the crack that moment that he wrote, what do you

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Speaker 1: think Christin knighte is? So he liked the joker, That's

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Speaker 1: what kryptin Nite is crack crack. That's why Superman get

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Speaker 1: touched one of them rock Nigga shudder and ship. What's

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Speaker 1: wrong Clark, bitch, get the rock away from him. That's

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Speaker 1: what the problem is. Man, I don't know crack. I

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Speaker 1: always crack Man, get him crack. I don't know. Superman.

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Speaker 1: Don't die next super Man. I don't die from the

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Speaker 1: crack Man. I'll take Superman. I think Superman, Superman. Everybody

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Speaker 1: is Man Superman. Batman ain't ship but the white dude

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Speaker 1: white privilege. That's a superpower's I didn't stronger nothing. I

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Speaker 1: police chief. I know that's what he said. I don't

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Speaker 1: think you do. He got a zip line, that's all

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Speaker 1: just kind of I don't know, man, you know a

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Speaker 1: to say, that's why they don't let niggas be Superhero,

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Speaker 1: then told everybody but bitch, fuck you to laugh at

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Speaker 1: But Superman couldn't come out because I ain't no more

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Speaker 1: ship but what the doing it? So that's just dead.

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Speaker 1: They can think of? Pull up with four other I

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Speaker 1: what's the name? Check this out that you wish you

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Speaker 1: they shoually wouldn't have been a gangster movie ghostbus because

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Speaker 1: you already have you know what I'm saying. It's a

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Speaker 1: Murph Murphy got that white lady pregnant. Now the white lady.

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Speaker 1: He always go get the car. His old white friend too.

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Speaker 1: me one of the white beaches for a little bit.

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Speaker 1: I just want to see what to do. You could

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Speaker 1: pussy Jes got back on my radar. It was at

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Speaker 1: brought it back to life. You know what show? I

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Speaker 1: always wanted to be on What's Happening with Roger and Shirlott.

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Speaker 1: listened to some of the other ones. I listened to

420
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 1: some of the homes. But yeah, I'm here. We're gonna

421
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:22,160
Speaker 1: damn show and put the Jordan's praying face on your

422
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 1: body to promote promote the ship for the next week.

423
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 1: Hook it up. Clayton English. Listen to this podcast, man,

424
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:31,480
Speaker 1: it's great. Tell them why they give them? Three reasons

425
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 1: why they man. For one, because you're listening to all

426
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:39,160
Speaker 1: that other bullshit, and that's the fucking problem. You're listening

427
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 1: to anything. Anybody fucking tell you. These motherfucker's up here,

428
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:44,639
Speaker 1: they care about your well being. They're trying to entertain you.

429
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:49,600
Speaker 1: They're working hard at it studio you put sitting there,

430
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 1: you won't a goddamn look at who and rubber necking. Yeah,

431
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,280
Speaker 1: you Google, look at who you want to see. You

432
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:59,399
Speaker 1: need to see what you're looking at. Funk's wrong with

433
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,879
Speaker 1: That's one reason. That's one. You need to fix your

434
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:07,920
Speaker 1: motherfucking all that is one. Two is because god damn it,

435
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:12,120
Speaker 1: who else doing a podcast like this that's representing the South,

436
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 1: representing black comedians, representing motherfucker's getting money, representing motherfucker's that's

437
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,680
Speaker 1: successful what you're doing, and if you ain't successful, you

438
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 1: need to listen and just pretend, just live, do us

439
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,680
Speaker 1: for a little while. And then number three is you

440
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 1: should listen to the podcast because ship you should listen

441
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:38,000
Speaker 1: to the podcast. This nigga asked, I've been saying that

442
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 1: this podcast is the niggas who don't know what the

443
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 1: podcast is? So, so you got your own radio station? Man,

444
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,120
Speaker 1: how can I get my song played on that? Bitch?

445
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:52,320
Speaker 1: I don't like you want the podcast? When I got

446
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 1: a PlayStation, I don't know if I gonna be able

447
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 1: to I don't know. I don't know if I'm gonna

448
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 1: be able to get it. So you said you got

449
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 1: the party case. That ain't That ain't counsel? Is it?

450
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 1: What the funk? Man? What you doctor say? How long

451
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 1: you got so? So? What what level you got to

452
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 1: get on tetris? Do you have a podcast? Is that

453
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 1: the A side one on the one with the tin?

454
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 1: What so the podcast? That's one of the little boys

455
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,679
Speaker 1: with the two wheels. You got a little podcast? Can

456
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 1: I ride it? Let me ride the podcast? The nigga

457
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,720
Speaker 1: standing with the podcast won't let me ride the bill?

458
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 1: Let nobody ride the podcast. Yeah. Carlos then came up

459
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,640
Speaker 1: down there in Atlanta. Nigger got a two thousand podcast?

460
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 1: What a plymouth podcast? Happy damn, I'll be there. You

461
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 1: know he didn't got down there with Steve. Steve gave

462
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 1: him a podcast. Hell yeah, entry getting interest on it too.

463
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 1: Oh man, you know of a podcast? So when you're

464
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 1: gonna let me come spend the night in your podcast? What? No,

465
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 1: do you not know what the podcast? Hey, well you

466
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 1: know I just called the new podcast new I phone.

467
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 1: Oh it's the podcast the Chrome damn nigga broke in

468
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 1: that got him in the podcast. Hell yeah, yeah, your

469
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 1: cousin fell out the House of the Week, broke your leg.

470
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 1: They had to put a podcast on it. Fuck it back. Oh,

471
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 1: I don't know what the podcast is, but it's really

472
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 1: just the best way it could be ex blaming it.

473
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 1: Just y'all come on here and y'all talk ship, man.

474
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,440
Speaker 1: But it's good ship and ships what they talk about, man,

475
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 1: it's current say some ship. It's curry like you know

476
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Like you know you you you don't

477
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 1: take no showers, just white you dig off and got

478
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 1: bit that. No, don't do that. Don't do that. You're

479
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 1: gonna have everybody's smelling funny. Don't do that. Do that.

480
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,720
Speaker 1: It's bitches out here with old diseases, this bit just

481
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 1: get your escapes and scurvy all types of ship. Nick poleo,

482
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 1: oh my god, this Nick wonder what he don't want

483
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 1: to do? What's wrong with me? My nigga. You got

484
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 1: rick They got crickets in his got the momps them

485
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 1: eat the puss in hand, calcium deficiency, got a gum

486
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 1: divis you got that they make that just sounds scarier.

487
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 1: Ginger Vitus in your mouth, parted in your mouth. Last

488
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 1: night y'all did stripped over that dancing on me. Smell

489
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 1: like hard work man. She was one of the top

490
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 1: of the posts. You fired, champions of them. She was

491
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 1: a chin up champion. Yeah strong, I tell him, keep walking.

492
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 1: I hate when you better find a polling dance by yourself, bitch.

493
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 1: She picked loads up. She tried to. She did, she did,

494
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 1: But I don't know if y'all noticed this ship, but

495
00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 1: she tried rand on every do a pretty ricket. Ever

496
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 1: since they came out with that Little Women of Atlanta show,

497
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 1: it's been a whole bunch of little bit as women

498
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 1: had head. I just put it out. I put it

499
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 1: on her head. She was just dancing my head. So

500
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 1: we saw like nanatin like little women land like they

501
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 1: was running. And then I felt like I felt like

502
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 1: I was being like too overprotective because I was just

503
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 1: like stopped running in there. You gonna hurt your little self, Hey,

504
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 1: watch off for these little bit of bitches. Don't step

505
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 1: on the watch out a little bit of bit She asked,

506
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 1: you do you want to lap dance? You want to

507
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:58,239
Speaker 1: need to you on your lap? Hey, man, I appreciate everybody. Man,

508
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 1: this is the eighty Fan Self Show. Ain't no other show,

509
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 1: then it's always gonna be the eighty fan Self Show.

510
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 1: Other podcasts ain't really talking about ship like one thing.

511
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 1: What about you're saying a little boosey each other? Your

512
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 1: head is spell wrong? Hold on, bro, you mad brother?

513
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 1: Bible he got bro so at the top. It's supposed

514
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:28,479
Speaker 1: to say Holy Bible, right, but Holy got two als,

515
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 1: so it's a holly Bible. Bro. You can't take that back.

516
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 1: Body body, buddy, w mint you so Holi Bible like

517
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 1: to Holibible Holible? But no, no, not get my money. No,

518
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 1: don't don't looking at it now. No, he got it fixed.

519
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 1: He had to get it fixed. Man. No, my friend

520
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,840
Speaker 1: you said, you know you say holleybody, say Hollybie like

521
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: I put you say holleybody, But I put Hollibible Holliba

522
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: but how No. A little boost had been wown since

523
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 1: he got out of the jail. Many time he posted

524
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 1: a picture that should be so funny because they all

525
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,920
Speaker 1: looked like old album covers. Yeah, you ain't the one

526
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 1: with hearing, like the Motel six with the three chicks

527
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 1: in the bed. Like look at the boost with this

528
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 1: picture from no I had. He shouted out a little boosting.

529
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 1: Yeah forgetting that chain fixed. Man. I don't know how

530
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 1: much they charged you to fix it, but they should

531
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 1: have done it on the strength of not calling the

532
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:31,960
Speaker 1: check and make sure that's what you wanted. Yeah, Clayton,

533
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:35,720
Speaker 1: what's your social media bro? Man it? Fuck it? It's

534
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 1: me ww dot funk all that ship dot com. Uh,

535
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 1: it's Clayton English on everything. But we're gonna check to

536
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 1: their website. It's avaiable. Oh it is. I bought a

537
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 1: few names of ship that we talked about, but everything

538
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 1: in Clayton English c L A Y T O in English,

539
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 1: like the language can't spell it. Don't funk with me then,

540
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 1: because you got other ships you should focus on. Hey,

541
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:00,160
Speaker 1: don't don't follow me on social media if you think

542
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 1: you can tell me what the funk I need to post? Yeah,

543
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 1: don't do that and don't and then if you take

544
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 1: it person, Yeah, don't dm me. Don't send me nothing

545
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 1: or none of that ship. Nigga sent me a good

546
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 1: morning message the other morning. I don't like nigga. I

547
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 1: got my own son. Don't you ever tell another nigga

548
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,360
Speaker 1: good morning? Yeah? And I don't know what your definition

549
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:22,279
Speaker 1: of own is, but I can't put you on it, right,

550
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 1: I can't. I don't want to hang around you and

551
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:32,759
Speaker 1: not say no, I'm not gonna hang around me, nick.

552
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 1: I don't know what you did before you came and

553
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 1: hang about me. Now you got helicopters and ship. Oh

554
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 1: that you know what I'm saying. Hi, d C. I

555
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:48,359
Speaker 1: maybe want residuals. They can't hang around me. I got

556
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,839
Speaker 1: golden angels. At the best thing to do if you're

557
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 1: trying to get on is to put yourself on yeah,

558
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 1: and pray and work off for what you pray for.

559
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:58,879
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, and then what the work in like, really, pray.

560
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,839
Speaker 1: Don't be asking for stupid ship. You probably don't waste

561
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 1: it something, your your blessings on dumb show be specific?

562
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 1: Please just let this call back. No, see that specific

563
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,320
Speaker 1: be specific. So you're praying for a bit, but you

564
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 1: didn't pray for the bitch like you didn't pray for

565
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 1: a bit you're praying for the wrong ship. You don't

566
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 1: supposed to be praying for no bit I supposed to

567
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 1: be saying God get me right. So these bitches are

568
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 1: like me, like work. It's internal that start with you

569
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 1: liking yourself. You gotta love yourself. Yes, indeed, love yourself.

570
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 1: That's the whole That was the pretty much took us

571
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 1: this whole show just to tell you I might gonna

572
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 1: take a ship. Love yourself. He loved himself. That's why

573
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 1: he's going to ship. I hope ain't because I damn

574
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:49,800
Speaker 1: gonna be do your thing. Yeah, you just dapt the

575
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:53,400
Speaker 1: nigga for Dodo. Man. Niggas dapped up over Dudo. Man,

576
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,919
Speaker 1: I don't even want to be here. No man, he's

577
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,800
Speaker 1: like nigga. But then sometime, you know how when you

578
00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 1: with yours, then something like well, I was with A

579
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,359
Speaker 1: they were smoking blunt and then they ain't gonna hit

580
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,359
Speaker 1: the blunt with his fingers. He's gonna try to hit

581
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 1: it with his mouth. Away from me, man, try to

582
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 1: hit the blood. What are you doing? This is gonna

583
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:16,960
Speaker 1: lean over What the are you doing? That's just how

584
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 1: I felt when you're adapt each other for the dude.

585
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:20,800
Speaker 1: I just felt. I just felt like, I don't know,

586
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 1: I don't want to be here no more. No, I'm

587
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 1: just lett hey man, get that about you? Hey? Your

588
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 1: party black? All right? Fool little yeah? Did he wait

589
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 1: for you to say? But then they hung up too

590
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,880
Speaker 1: quick and then like Nick this, Nick said, I love you?

591
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:42,799
Speaker 1: What the hey f He's like, hey, let me hang up?

592
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 1: Love you bro? All right, I'm calling back. You ever

593
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 1: go to do you ever go to Daping nig up

594
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 1: and they give you the hug with the two on

595
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 1: nigger get in here and hug. Let you go to

596
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 1: Daph nig up, But you realize he just took your

597
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 1: hand out of paying we like, they give you the

598
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 1: hug because he missed you. But Jay missed that nigger

599
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,799
Speaker 1: nig trying to rock side to side with the hook

600
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: shuck off me. You gotta bust about that bit. You

601
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 1: ever go to like you, but you kind of give

602
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 1: him that that form to like you ever had a

603
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: nigga try to tap you up in the bathroom like nigga? No,

604
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 1: no out there. I had a nigger. He was he

605
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,799
Speaker 1: was he was a fan sta. So I looked back,

606
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 1: I see him Wayne on. Men, you know what you're

607
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 1: just chilling, you know what I'm saying. So he like

608
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,759
Speaker 1: he pulled the phone out. He's like, Yo, d C

609
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:43,720
Speaker 1: doing my tie, not in the bathroom, digging, not happening

610
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:49,239
Speaker 1: like that. Fucking man, you like being famous? You did it? Yeah?

611
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 1: I did? Talking about you like being famous? Huh? You

612
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 1: like being um yeah, I mean I don't like the

613
00:37:57,040 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 1: extra attention, but I'm cool with it. I mean cool

614
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 1: I did. I had food in my hand and a drink,

615
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:08,839
Speaker 1: and I was walking to my seat in the Hawks game,

616
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,320
Speaker 1: and they like, hey, come here where you have fans

617
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 1: and ship. I looked at my food, I looked at

618
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 1: my drink. I said, I'm hungry. Bro. He say, come on, man,

619
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 1: don't do that. Man, I say, what if y'all spied

620
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:30,239
Speaker 1: on my food? I wanna be highly upset, you know

621
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Happy, I took the pitches and ship.

622
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:35,840
Speaker 1: But you know, I was like, boy, if you spied

623
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 1: on my food, man, nig I'm gonna beat you'all. Just

624
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,280
Speaker 1: don't say nothing. Well, I like, I'm overtake the picture.

625
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell your trick. You keep your phones in,

626
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 1: Ain't nothing gotta be on you, just like you like DC,

627
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:51,800
Speaker 1: like I just I'm listening to music. There you go, Okay,

628
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Speaker 1: just sit my ass, don't die. Sometimes I just act

629
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Speaker 1: like I always got some ship to do. I always

630
00:38:56,880 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 1: looked back in our point of head and I just

631
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:03,719
Speaker 1: I just mouthed the words, I don't even that ship

632
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,239
Speaker 1: gonna work until that's dead. That's the wall. What are

633
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 1: you doing? We gotta take this whole just checking. People

634
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 1: don't give a funk what you're doing. Man, Preston Chicken.

635
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 1: One of the mothers tell you you ain't got ship

636
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 1: to do, and you ain't doing Oh, that's like, that's

637
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,239
Speaker 1: that's really maybe you ain't got nothing. They get your

638
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 1: glass over here. Now, I know what I do. Gotta

639
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 1: do what my punk ask the off, That's what I do.

640
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 1: Got I was in church one time, leaned over the pew,

641
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:40,439
Speaker 1: putty phone in my face. DC do it like that's

642
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,520
Speaker 1: fun up that they say that. That's what they say

643
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 1: you said in church? Yeah, I had to bringing that

644
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 1: Bible here. Like, man, y'all get on my nerves. I

645
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 1: don't really want to be too much more. I want

646
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:03,319
Speaker 1: to be a little bit more famous. But that's cool,

647
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 1: you can't. I want to stay right. Can we get

648
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:11,480
Speaker 1: a picture of famous, not not like if you fux somebody,

649
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 1: they're gonna be famous too. I like the friend that

650
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 1: say what they got to say and walk all like

651
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:17,799
Speaker 1: nigga and because he got something to do, nigga walk

652
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,760
Speaker 1: upon you. Hey, I appreciate everything you're doing for the community,

653
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 1: but why do you right there? You go, Yeah, disappearing

654
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:31,239
Speaker 1: that you like about the nigga would be like, look,

655
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 1: I ain't even on the whole ship. My kids fun

656
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:38,879
Speaker 1: with you real, but I swall but say you guys

657
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:42,279
Speaker 1: are getting hey by I'll tell you. But that you

658
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 1: put that all that, Yeah, that's the best motherfucker the

659
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 1: motherfucker's to keep that ship pushing. That's probably just get Hey, hey,

660
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:55,360
Speaker 1: I saw that ship in this head nodding. That's it.

661
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 1: Not all that. Goddamn let me. I'm gonna trying to

662
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 1: book you. No, I'm not gonna come. I'm not going.

663
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 1: I don't care where the show it, I don't care who.

664
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:10,279
Speaker 1: This's the one that get mean your phone man, men

665
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 1: called me when you're up you're back at Walmart, man.

666
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 1: Just they do that all the time. Now you ever

667
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,439
Speaker 1: have them hand you to it's somebody on face time

668
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 1: and they trying to act like they don't want to

669
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:35,239
Speaker 1: talk to you. Hey, they do that with their daughter. Hey,

670
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:44,240
Speaker 1: my daughter and my daughter? Who is that? People? People

671
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 1: really don't be getting a funk about what you got

672
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 1: going on, especially black people. When they funk with you,

673
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 1: they fun with you, but until they don't, until they

674
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 1: don't funk with you no more. One day I told

675
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,240
Speaker 1: you one dude walked up to me on the airport

676
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 1: and was like, man, you look just like dude. Well

677
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 1: I now, I like, yeah, that's me. He was like, no,

678
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 1: nig it ain't too, but you look like I don't

679
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 1: like I lied my ass on the one she talking

680
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:10,800
Speaker 1: about that? Ain't you like know to tack too? Like

681
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:16,239
Speaker 1: like I get there to that niked eat you? I

682
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:22,799
Speaker 1: was like, damn you got yeah? You want ship shut

683
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:29,320
Speaker 1: out to all the fans? Mane you ain't you? I

684
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 1: know what I'm scared of now though, Like weed legal

685
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 1: some places, not everywhere. Some people don't know that the

686
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 1: ship ain't legal everywhere. And it always be that one

687
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 1: like loud ass white dude. He like, dude, what we're

688
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 1: gonna do. We're gonna smoke some weed or something. We're

689
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 1: gonna go over my house over here, the blue one

690
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:49,360
Speaker 1: and smoke some weed in my house. What the weed is?

691
00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:53,320
Speaker 1: Because that's where I keep my weed. Man at my house.

692
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:56,279
Speaker 1: If you come over there, men, you're gonna be smoking it.

693
00:42:56,360 --> 00:43:01,839
Speaker 1: Ain't that right? No, you just put way too much

694
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:07,239
Speaker 1: information on that stage. Dude tweeted me the other day. Hey, Lows,

695
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember, but man, you had

696
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:10,799
Speaker 1: to show here a couple of years ago. I got

697
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 1: some weed for you. You remember, I came in the hounda.

698
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 1: I'm tweeting them back out and you might as well

699
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:19,440
Speaker 1: put the time and date on this ship. Make it

700
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 1: easy for the police. You to put all the information

701
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 1: out there, like what we're gonna do, We're gonna buy away. No,

702
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 1: I don't like I can't kick it with people because

703
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 1: you don't know how they're gonna at the day. Like

704
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:34,799
Speaker 1: sometimes I just don't want to go out like a man.

705
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 1: Sometimes like white people be kicking them with them, and

706
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,880
Speaker 1: then they'd be like, hey, I got a joke and

707
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 1: I'm not racist, and all right, I gotta leave, Like

708
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,719
Speaker 1: I know, I'm not gonna smoke with y'all. And then

709
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 1: y'all think it's cool to goddamn say test out jokes

710
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 1: on it. That's what other people think too. Because you

711
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 1: were comedian, they can test jokes out on you. Hey man,

712
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 1: take this with you. You can use this in your

713
00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:00,880
Speaker 1: little act. You stole that from somebody out my I

714
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:04,799
Speaker 1: got the internet too. That's they're straight. Still a joke

715
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:07,400
Speaker 1: that you know is a popular joke. You should do

716
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 1: this on stage. My nephew lived with me. He gave right.

717
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:11,799
Speaker 1: He woke up in the middle of the night said

718
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,279
Speaker 1: he going to get him some milk and cooking. Do

719
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 1: that do that make you say? Just I sit now

720
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:24,239
Speaker 1: out of here, Get Joe dumb Man's out of here. Man.

721
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,759
Speaker 1: This is the South Show. I am your man, Carlos

722
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 1: Miller d C. And we do this podcast for who

723
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 1: eat hot fish right out to grease. We do this

724
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 1: podcast for girls who like un Dominican Filipino Palipino like.

725
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 1: This podcast is for niggas who think Cardi B Is cute. Yeah,

726
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:56,799
Speaker 1: just a little dumb, but I look stupid as well.

727
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 1: This podcast is for niggas who don't give a funk

728
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,879
Speaker 1: with your face. Look like if you're ass fat, yep

729
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:06,359
Speaker 1: me yeah, I hit it from the bag all day

730
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:09,320
Speaker 1: until you don't look at me. This podcast is for

731
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 1: niggas who got one jail tattoo, just get it, didn't

732
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 1: get it broken. Yeah, this all the This podcast is

733
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:26,800
Speaker 1: for all the niggas who cried in court before. No,

734
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:32,319
Speaker 1: I don't know you cried. It means ship really went down.

735
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 1: He started you telling you heard, didn't really hear. You

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00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 1: didn't want to help. Make sure you add the eighty

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Speaker 1: five South Show on all social media Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, snapchat,

738
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:50,439
Speaker 1: all types of ship. I'm about to go to work, man, mother,

739
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 1: job work. We gotta go to work and I am

740
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:57,839
Speaker 1: going to host the comedy show. It's up. Yeah. Man,

741
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:01,720
Speaker 1: somebody studying script? You got man, go study that script.

742
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 1: I'm about to go write a script. You know what

743
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 1: it is, man, I mean you you're working off the night.

744
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:07,720
Speaker 1: I don't know. I might swing there for a minute,

745
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 1: but I gotta get some ship in. I want to.

746
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:14,279
Speaker 1: But I literally got I know you go get the

747
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 1: mother fucking movie, man, So come on set and do

748
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:18,400
Speaker 1: all that time. Know what I'm saying, I got you.

749
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 1: Shout out to all the strippers in Atlanta, all the

750
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 1: dope boys, all the black folks. Um if you just

751
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:26,839
Speaker 1: now started seven week because you're couldn't a dolt man.

752
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 1: Don't get him locked up. Give a shout out to

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00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 1: all the people who just started sucking with the eighty

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Speaker 1: five shops. I appreciate you from our spirit. To everybody

755
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 1: that's around the coma, I love you, Dick Clayton, English,

756
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: appreciate you coming through. Man. You know what it is

757
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 1: at all times, every time. Man glad to be a

758
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:46,359
Speaker 1: fast stop stop it the main. Gonna tell them all

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Speaker 1: eighty five shop show. We are the eighty five, eighty

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Speaker 1: eighty Ty and