Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home? Either way,
Speaker 1: we want to be there.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim. Give us time
Speaker 2: and a termino and Gabe. We want to send you
Speaker 2: off in style. You wanna welcome you back home?
Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn?
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Speaker 3: We are coming up on Lax.
Speaker 1: Gorgeous night here to drive to Lax.
Speaker 7: It's kind of like almost it's past dusk, it's almost
Speaker 7: night time, but it's still light blue and a bit
Speaker 7: of smoggy orange.
Speaker 1: Right at the horizon.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's that it's that perfect time where you just
Speaker 6: don't know quite of its night or day or really
Speaker 6: what you're doing with your life.
Speaker 7: Yeah, if you should move away, if you should go
Speaker 7: to the airport and get on a plane and just
Speaker 7: get out of town permanently, it's I.
Speaker 6: Don't know what my next move in life is going
Speaker 6: to be because of the night time of day.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a beautiful thing to really have to question
Speaker 7: your entire existence just because of the colors that surround
Speaker 7: and I think it happens a lot.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I have to say, I don't really like. I
Speaker 6: don't like dusk, does it scariot? I don't like what
Speaker 6: it's doing to me.
Speaker 1: Does is it giving you the sundown?
Speaker 3: What am I doing with my life? Just go down, son,
Speaker 3: oh hawk, right back at you.
Speaker 6: We podcast in the car, so anytime a horn blows,
Speaker 6: you will see me blow my lid and.
Speaker 1: Cris will blow his lid.
Speaker 7: I will read from the novel Horatio Hornblower, just as
Speaker 7: kind of like a wry literary reference.
Speaker 6: Yes, so, And also to balance out when I'm just
Speaker 6: screaming racist things at cars passing.
Speaker 7: That's the way to balance racism m hmm with boring literature.
Speaker 3: We're picking up Baron Vaughan.
Speaker 7: Hilarious comedian Baron Vaughan, who was in Seattle, you stay.
Speaker 6: I think so that's where his flight was coming from.
Speaker 6: I don't know what kind of business he had there.
Speaker 7: I love Seattle, you mean, not comedy. He could have
Speaker 7: been like, uh, buying diamonds.
Speaker 3: By government exactly, blood diamonds. We'll go right into that.
Speaker 3: Right when he gets in the car.
Speaker 7: We'll be like, why are you Leonardo DiCaprio specifically asked
Speaker 7: us not to buy these bloodshed You.
Speaker 3: Know how sore these children's fingers are because of you.
Speaker 1: They're exhausted.
Speaker 6: I don't know much about the blood dimon diamonding industry,
Speaker 6: the blood diamonding.
Speaker 7: You've got friends in the blood diamond industry. Sorry, I
Speaker 7: just I just knocked my own my.
Speaker 3: Car, got friends? Oh that's okay, Yeah, okay? Sound guys?
Speaker 3: Love when you tap?
Speaker 6: Yeah, tap the equipment, tap it, move it around.
Speaker 1: Wear a nice necklace.
Speaker 3: How do we sound it? You sounding good? Okay? Terrific?
Speaker 1: Thank god? And and we're on video.
Speaker 3: You know, I love coming in. Oh is that what
Speaker 3: that thing is? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That's Do you think that was a raven on your hood?
Speaker 6: I thought I thought it was an Edgar Allan poebird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a bird? Oh have you ever had a pope bird? Sandwich?
Speaker 3: So great? It reminds me of the South.
Speaker 1: What is his?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 3: Terminal five Airline, Delta.
Speaker 10: Foxtrot, Delta Alpha, Leo Beta Alpha, Delta flight two four
Speaker 10: one thing.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I was trying to make one up. Is V Victrola?
Speaker 6: I think I think V is Vic Vega or Victor
Speaker 6: Victor Vega. Also a popular full fiction character. This happened
Speaker 6: last time at the airport. There's unpredictable traffic.
Speaker 7: I think there's probably nothing more vibrant or electric than
Speaker 7: a podcast that takes place sitting in airport terminal traffic.
Speaker 1: Yes, this is so now, all this is so modern.
Speaker 1: This is the way people live. It's amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah it is. Airports are very very new concept. Yes,
Speaker 3: you're right. Is that what you're saying.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm saying the airports are from the eighties everyone,
Speaker 7: They're new to everybody. We all love them, and I
Speaker 7: just I guess what I'm saying is we're in the.
Speaker 1: Right place at the right time.
Speaker 6: What is this guy saying by merging into three lanes
Speaker 6: at once that he's an idiot?
Speaker 1: He's saying he lives a fear based life.
Speaker 6: Oh, yes, self induced fear. Yeah, well, keep living your
Speaker 6: life the way you enjoy it.
Speaker 3: I don't have to be a fan.
Speaker 7: Keep living your life at around twelve miles an hour. Yeah,
Speaker 7: slowly merging in you at a stroke, and he's just
Speaker 7: kind of slipping off.
Speaker 6: I always think that sometimes when I scream at someone
Speaker 6: for the way they're driving, I'm like, well, wait, let's
Speaker 6: hear him out.
Speaker 3: Let's make make sure they aren't having a stroke.
Speaker 1: Let's hear his side of the story.
Speaker 6: If only I Baron, I think I'm almost certain is
Speaker 6: doing stand up.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: He does that a lot. Very funny man, He's very funny.
Speaker 6: He's got an amazing voice. He speaking and for telling jokes,
Speaker 6: but also singing.
Speaker 1: Right. He played first chair violin in high school.
Speaker 3: I was third trombone.
Speaker 1: No, does that mean that you're not as good?
Speaker 3: I was the worst. It was one out of three.
Speaker 3: I was the worst. I was third.
Speaker 6: So they really do rate you, yes, daily Europe for review,
Speaker 6: and I constantly was maintained my spot in last place.
Speaker 1: I am. I never played in band. We didn't have
Speaker 1: band at my high school.
Speaker 7: But that element of pressure, what I would have been out, Yeah,
Speaker 7: I would have been able.
Speaker 6: To say it didn't feel good.
Speaker 7: So people that are in like symphonies, they were first
Speaker 7: chair always.
Speaker 6: You know what I knew the whole time. I wasn't trying.
Speaker 6: I didn't want to be good at trombone. I just said, hey,
Speaker 6: do you have an ear for me? It's an amazing
Speaker 6: year for music, I think they said. I said, okay,
Speaker 6: I guess I'll play trombone.
Speaker 1: The natural reaction. Okay, I'll go straight to trombone.
Speaker 3: My heart wasn't in it.
Speaker 1: It's a trombone.
Speaker 6: I wanted to be cool. Wait, what are you saying
Speaker 6: about trombone? Are you saying trombones aren't cool?
Speaker 3: That's not it's more a.
Speaker 1: You are Yeah. Well there that was second share level,
Speaker 1: wrong way.
Speaker 3: Well I might have Yeah, things like that, they just happened,
Speaker 3: it said, P five, Yeah, P five.
Speaker 6: It's not the same as there's a chance. There's a
Speaker 6: chance that I have over overshot the and now we're
Speaker 6: in traffic.
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 6: I wonder if it's a good idea to have a
Speaker 6: podcast that will can continually take place at a place
Speaker 6: that stresses me out to the point of anger.
Speaker 7: I think it's actually it's almost like a zen Uh,
Speaker 7: it's work, you know what I mean. You're going You're
Speaker 7: going into the mouth of the ghost. You're right, You're.
Speaker 1: Going right into the place where you need to work
Speaker 1: the most.
Speaker 3: Am I because it seems like I'm just stopped at
Speaker 3: the gate.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, but the height of your frustration, I'm angry
Speaker 1: like traffic. You couldn't work on your traffic problem if
Speaker 1: we were moving and.
Speaker 3: My traffic anger issues. You're right.
Speaker 6: The only healing can take place as if I open
Speaker 6: the wound. Yeah, they say that.
Speaker 1: Yes, they say that at an al Kaiser hospital.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 6: Now, now, bite on this piece of leather. I'm going
Speaker 6: to roll down the wind. I'm my air conditioner. I
Speaker 6: do plan on fixing that. Right for any future productions,
Speaker 6: we should have air conditionings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 3: How is your week?
Speaker 1: It was good?
Speaker 3: I was that Pete Holmes. Do you want to talk
Speaker 3: about work?
Speaker 1: Sure? It's fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it would be fun.
Speaker 7: There's a lot, but there's really great people and that
Speaker 7: makes it really fun.
Speaker 3: It's fun.
Speaker 6: I hang out at home trembling about when the next
Speaker 6: paycheck's coming in.
Speaker 3: Is it different than that?
Speaker 1: It's very similar. There's just more people around.
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, Baron Von texting.
Speaker 7: Saying where are you bro Yep? Read back the text?
Speaker 7: Was it a word for word?
Speaker 1: Did I guess it? Exactly? Where are you?
Speaker 3: Bro on Way? Also in the middle of a podcast, So.
Speaker 1: Leave us alone. I can do that texting for you
Speaker 1: if you want.
Speaker 7: Oh, oh, Chris has his phone taped to his leg.
Speaker 1: Everybody like Rambo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't I can't.
Speaker 6: He's very he's very much in the mode of just hey,
Speaker 6: I need a ride. I think he forgot about the
Speaker 6: actual podcast. Why would he be. He's texting, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 6: this is a red line.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna go ahead.
Speaker 1: Let the Porsche go. He's gonna be about all about that.
Speaker 6: This is maybe the biggest production mistake I've ever made.
Speaker 6: It's taking this road. I don't know what this is,
Speaker 6: but it really put off thorn in my crop.
Speaker 7: But then when we take that thorn out, that's gonna
Speaker 7: be like the relief for everybody.
Speaker 1: And you just made a great podcast episode.
Speaker 7: You need conflict, you need traffic, you need things to fight,
Speaker 7: You need to.
Speaker 6: Be distracted and texting. You needed to be texting if
Speaker 6: it's not bad enough to text while driving. Add add
Speaker 6: a radio production? Is that what this is?
Speaker 1: It's an old fashioned radio like Rannie.
Speaker 6: Yeah, in a minute, I'm gonna punch meat as someone jogs.
Speaker 1: Right, just like little or Fannie's.
Speaker 3: They were always punching the beef.
Speaker 7: She loves to punch bee ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 3: I don't have real so I'm going.
Speaker 1: To hit this recipe.
Speaker 7: That's that's what it was all about I can sing
Speaker 7: like Annie, but it is the most irritating gift God
Speaker 7: gave me.
Speaker 3: It's not the most irritating thing about Annie.
Speaker 6: What I don't like about her giant white eyes, no
Speaker 6: cornea pupil.
Speaker 7: You know why she was addicted to PCP, and that
Speaker 7: was it was kind of a subplot of that cartoon
Speaker 7: that they didn't the censors in the twenties made them
Speaker 7: take out that storyline.
Speaker 1: They just left PCP eyes.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Daddy Warbucks didn't really talk about how he was
Speaker 6: making his money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all drugs that he sold straight to Annie.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's hustling the white horse. He used to kids,
Speaker 6: strapped it to her. He used to put PCP in
Speaker 6: little balloons. And they want to tell you, Yeah, I
Speaker 6: mean you just said it.
Speaker 1: Annie Mule, Annie Mule. I'll get your hair into you.
Speaker 11: Even if you live in the upper punincelaw.
Speaker 3: I remember that epis Remember, Oh.
Speaker 1: I remember I ate a balloon.
Speaker 3: Oh and they pull it out and it'd be in
Speaker 3: the shape of a balloon animal.
Speaker 6: Where okay with this perfect gotta go left? Did you
Speaker 6: know this is gonna end up perfect?
Speaker 1: Are you serious?
Speaker 3: Well, that's four, that's.
Speaker 1: Delta right there. Yeah, you're gonna have to get all
Speaker 1: the way across.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can do it.
Speaker 7: This is where our brand new video element of this
Speaker 7: podcast is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, to capture car wrecks.
Speaker 1: Yes, this huge bus.
Speaker 3: Oh all right, get out of me, buddy.
Speaker 1: Maybe if they think we're a TV show, they'll let
Speaker 1: you Emarge.
Speaker 3: Just for the record, I told that guy to get
Speaker 3: out of.
Speaker 1: It the mule.
Speaker 6: Now you know what, this might be one of those
Speaker 6: situations where people.
Speaker 3: Honk at me.
Speaker 7: Yeah, absolutely, Yeah, it might just be nothing's ideal.
Speaker 1: We just tough to work with. The Perfection is the
Speaker 1: enemy of good.
Speaker 6: I mean, if the Subaru Forester wasn't enough to learn
Speaker 6: about that lady her, I own a pet store bangs.
Speaker 3: I don't care. I'm at the airport. I'm yelling out hatred.
Speaker 7: She did turn all the way around and give us
Speaker 7: the dirtiest look just now.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I think it was a look like do
Speaker 6: you think I'm happy with these bangs?
Speaker 7: I got these myself when I was drunk on white wine.
Speaker 3: I used hedge clippers.
Speaker 1: I showed him that could call me back.
Speaker 6: I don't think that's who she's interested in romantically. No,
Speaker 6: no suber Forrester. I am gonna hug her bumper.
Speaker 1: Well, she might not like that.
Speaker 3: Is the shuttle.
Speaker 6: A shuttle would lend itself to a vehicle that moves.
Speaker 6: It's hard to shuttle when you're just got your ass parked.
Speaker 6: Come on number six seventy eight.
Speaker 7: Come on, old six seventy eight bus shuttle number six
Speaker 7: seventy eight.
Speaker 3: Crowd sponsor of do you need to ride.
Speaker 7: The shuttle six seventy eight when you don't want to
Speaker 7: go anywhere?
Speaker 1: Six seventy eight. That's kind of you know, that's kind
Speaker 1: of blank patches bit.
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 1: He was doing it.
Speaker 7: I just realize it right now because the way it's exactly, We'll.
Speaker 3: Have Blaine on and we'll apologize to him.
Speaker 7: Okay, good, he has the best his best fake advertiser.
Speaker 3: This is a problem. I thought that you're right here.
Speaker 1: Oh good, good, just follow super Forrester.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you see Baron, I.
Speaker 7: Wanted to I wanted to double down on stealing Blane's joke.
Speaker 3: Do you see Oh I thought you were talking about
Speaker 3: wanting to say there.
Speaker 1: I don't know it's right there.
Speaker 3: No, but confusing him for that guy is racist?
Speaker 1: Well yeah, there's no.
Speaker 3: There's really good way to know that really is.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, fire.
Speaker 3: Recording as well.
Speaker 1: Get in here?
Speaker 3: Yeah, where can I put my stuff in the trunk? Yes, yes,
Speaker 3: I'll open it up. You're okay?
Speaker 6: Back there, there's a lot of I'm just gonna put
Speaker 6: on my driving hat.
Speaker 3: J'll probably right there, very little ginger and careful of
Speaker 3: the cameras and stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a seven camera shoot.
Speaker 3: I'm noticing that.
Speaker 1: Are you into it?
Speaker 3: Sure? Whatever, Michael Bay, I'm okay.
Speaker 5: I saw I saw a car of black Honda pulled
Speaker 5: up and I thought it was you guys because it
Speaker 5: was really crowded and nope, just the family waiting for
Speaker 5: this woman who was way too young and attractive.
Speaker 3: To have popped out four kids.
Speaker 5: Oh did you even though she looked like she married
Speaker 5: the Israeli Dice?
Speaker 6: The are you saying that she was in a union
Speaker 6: with the fuzzy Dice that we're hanging from the rearview mirror?
Speaker 3: No? I mean Andrew, Oh Andrew Dice play Ye, Well,
Speaker 3: he's had a lot of lady he has well, Yeah,
Speaker 3: especially the Israeli version of him.
Speaker 6: Curly Baron Baron von you're despite popular, I believe you
Speaker 6: are not. You're not related to theo Von no, yeah,
Speaker 6: I already knew that. I'm just letting Yeah, his is
Speaker 6: a short. You're not a von Turnikowski. You're not of
Speaker 6: the Theovon vonn.
Speaker 3: The is from New Orleans.
Speaker 5: Yes, so I always like to joke with him that
Speaker 5: I probably have my last name because his family owned mine.
Speaker 9: That way, it's immediately and what kind of look when
Speaker 9: he hears yeah, well, unfortunately, not one of horror, It's
Speaker 9: one of shrugging agreement.
Speaker 3: Exactly. He's a nice guy, and you're even nicer, and
Speaker 3: we're glad you're here.
Speaker 1: Yes, so much.
Speaker 3: You were in Seattle?
Speaker 5: Yeah, well Kirkland, yes, laughs, yes, outside of Seattle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how was it?
Speaker 3: It was actually a really good weekend. I learned some
Speaker 3: stuff like what, well, I you know how you get
Speaker 3: that you get those bits that you just like you.
Speaker 5: Just will not let go of, especially and then suddenly
Speaker 5: you start growing the rest of your act out of
Speaker 5: like this one joke that you love.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can I can think of a couple of
Speaker 3: your bits like that. Okay, you're going your act out
Speaker 3: of my jokes.
Speaker 5: Interesting, but I like, I like let go of maybe
Speaker 5: fifteen minutes of material that like retired it I retired
Speaker 5: it and I looped in a new twenty.
Speaker 3: It's just to keep going. Yeah, he doesn't see anything.
Speaker 7: Jesus Wow, it's kind of like mad Max this, you
Speaker 7: got this thing, you got it.
Speaker 3: I feel like Tina Turner with a mutant on her shoulders.
Speaker 7: Wait do you are you saying you have replacement material
Speaker 7: that's even.
Speaker 3: Better that is now working.
Speaker 5: There's one joke that has been like my white whale
Speaker 5: that I couldn't figure out, and I finally somehow cracked
Speaker 5: it this weekend.
Speaker 1: That's amazing.
Speaker 5: And so I have like a new like twenty minute chunk,
Speaker 5: and I let go of some other stuff that I've
Speaker 5: been holding on, probably the oldest stuff that's in my
Speaker 5: act right now that I've been holding on too. So
Speaker 5: I felt good about the weekend. It was incredibly productive.
Speaker 6: That's terrific. Subcamera now do you like and when you're
Speaker 6: in Kirkland. Yeah, that's one of those clubs where they're like, hey,
Speaker 6: come do comedy in Seattle.
Speaker 3: But you're not in Seattle. You're actually more than an
Speaker 3: hour away from Seattle, right, how about thirty minute drive? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh so I'm off I'm wrong on that, but.
Speaker 6: It's still like it seals the same you're too far
Speaker 6: to walk and say, hey, there's the space stat exactly.
Speaker 5: I mean, you know what's interesting about it is that
Speaker 5: there's no real proper club in Seattle.
Speaker 3: Proper really.
Speaker 5: There's a place called the Comedy Underground, but everyone seems
Speaker 5: to have like conflicting feelings about it. People don't like
Speaker 5: the management, people don't like the club, people don't like
Speaker 5: the location. So it's like LAPS is the only club
Speaker 5: that has tour in LAPS.
Speaker 3: In the parlor in Bellevue and Bellevue Sea.
Speaker 6: So non Seattle. Yeah, Seattle a bustling city, Seattle of
Speaker 6: bustling city.
Speaker 1: It's really weird.
Speaker 3: It's really strange. I really like that. I think we're
Speaker 3: going the wrong way. Are we definite? Where do you live? Oh? Okay,
Speaker 3: you don't want to get on the four o five?
Speaker 3: And then the ten? Well we should have gotten the
Speaker 3: one oh five. I think to the one ten?
Speaker 6: Do you want to Well, welcome to another episode of
Speaker 6: Backseat Drivers, the Offshooting Podcast.
Speaker 3: I guess we can go this way. What is this?
Speaker 3: Are we head? Are we on Subulbana or century?
Speaker 1: This is century?
Speaker 6: I think, yeah, I'm just kind of it's the it's
Speaker 6: the multitasking that involved. I'm gonna let you just get
Speaker 6: us lost, yeah, I honestly, Yeah, I've never done the
Speaker 6: one oh five.
Speaker 3: We could do that. I mean we it goes right
Speaker 3: out of the airport onto, but it's behind us.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 5: We might as well just go whatever way we're going, Okay,
Speaker 5: might as well keep driving this way until we come
Speaker 5: back the other side of the world.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's gonna be a good podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never driven near a house before. I'm a
Speaker 3: world an eighty podcast. I will you to the airport, Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I don't remember perfect.
Speaker 1: There's some kind of freeway coming up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a century we're moving. I'm all right anyway.
Speaker 5: I don't have bad shows, and I've gotten to the
Speaker 5: point where I you did.
Speaker 3: I don't care to have bad shows or you. No,
Speaker 3: I don't have bad shows. Oh, you just have weird shows.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I have great shows, good shows or weird shows.
Speaker 5: I don't have a show that's just flat out bad
Speaker 5: where the audience is staring at me and booze.
Speaker 3: But I have them staring at me confused. Have you
Speaker 3: ever done an Indian casino?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Okay, no, I haven't. You can have bad shows. Well,
Speaker 3: well not anymore. I've had bad shows.
Speaker 5: I'm just saying like, in the last couple of years,
Speaker 5: I've narrowed it down to great, good, and weird.
Speaker 3: Okay good. I don't feel like it's good. That's good.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm making progress.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that's how you. You wouldn't get booked if
Speaker 1: you had bad shows.
Speaker 3: Exactly right.
Speaker 1: You know what you're doing at this How long are
Speaker 1: you been doing stand up?
Speaker 3: Thirteen years?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know you're doing Yeah.
Speaker 6: So it's helping explain my career though, because I'm still
Speaker 6: easily at bad shows.
Speaker 1: And how long you've been doing.
Speaker 3: It sixteen years?
Speaker 1: Sixteen?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know you said you You said that like
Speaker 5: a therapist.
Speaker 3: I didn't know what to say. It's yeah, sixteen.
Speaker 1: Let's sit with that for this whole, this whole more.
Speaker 3: How does that make you feel? Now I'm driving around
Speaker 3: in a lit up car. Yeah, no, laughing now not
Speaker 3: in our audience. Wait a minute. I yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: get on the four or five, four or five?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's wouldn't the one oh five eventually take you
Speaker 6: to the four or five?
Speaker 3: It does, but you you pass it. Oh, you end
Speaker 3: up passing the one o five, go straight to the
Speaker 3: one tent. Should I just go to the one oh five?
Speaker 3: We'll get on south there. It isn't though. It is
Speaker 3: too late, So.
Speaker 7: We're going south though, four or five to the ten, right,
Speaker 7: I could get on the even.
Speaker 3: Four or five to the ten. Okay? Does the four
Speaker 3: or five hit one ten?
Speaker 5: I think we're already on the I don't know this
Speaker 5: way this way Camera McGillicutty is this way, trying not
Speaker 5: to impose himself, but he is shaking his head.
Speaker 3: No a lot. Tell us, okay, this way.
Speaker 7: And then to the one ten and then to the
Speaker 7: one one right?
Speaker 3: Yeah that makes sense. Oh that's Samuel Jacks.
Speaker 6: That was probably the most reviting specifics about freeways been
Speaker 6: in a podcast.
Speaker 3: So well, here's here's a nice little here's a nice
Speaker 3: little uh.
Speaker 5: Hear that piece of trivia for the for the watchers
Speaker 5: slash listeners.
Speaker 3: We want to why would we okay, we want to
Speaker 3: go south right? No, No, it's safe in this car.
Speaker 1: Do you think like it was a good choice?
Speaker 5: Chris behind the wheels, Yeah, I can't go wrong, all right?
Speaker 5: Have you guys been switching it up?
Speaker 3: I'm just depressed that I still have bad shows.
Speaker 5: No, because you don't. You don't have bad shows. Don't
Speaker 5: remember what I told you about recording yourself?
Speaker 3: Uh huh? Do you record yourself audio? No? Not really? OK, No,
Speaker 3: but you got to.
Speaker 5: In the last year, I started recording myself every show
Speaker 5: and I listened to it.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Number one, don't you don't hate your own voice.
Speaker 5: No, I hate my own face, Like I can't watch
Speaker 5: your video recording of myself.
Speaker 3: But the voice, it's like because it makes me listen
Speaker 3: to the material and not what I'm doing. Right, roll
Speaker 3: up your window for sound.
Speaker 1: So it takes a village.
Speaker 3: It takes a village, right.
Speaker 5: Number one, It's never as bad as I think it is,
Speaker 5: because I wait, I realized how much time I was
Speaker 5: wasting feeling like crap about a set when really I
Speaker 5: could have learned something from it. And when I listened
Speaker 5: to it, I hear where the laughs actually were and
Speaker 5: what jokes can actually be turned into material, and then
Speaker 5: it's there's then there's no such thing as a bad set,
Speaker 5: there's just workshop.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And but I realized, like I would beat myself up
Speaker 5: and never learn anything from it and be like, oh,
Speaker 5: why doesn't all this stuff magically work?
Speaker 3: But now I can listen to it and be like
Speaker 3: I can make that work? Sure, you know, yeah, I
Speaker 3: should do that more.
Speaker 1: I wanted to do that, but I have this weird thing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, this is just mebing crazy, but I have this
Speaker 7: thing where when I go to hit record, I think
Speaker 7: it's kind of like JINX my set. Yeah, I'm going
Speaker 7: to be self aware. Yeah, and then thinking about that
Speaker 7: as opposed to just like my Lucy set.
Speaker 3: Well that's why I just recorded every set.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. And I don't listen to all the standard.
Speaker 3: I don't listen to all of them, and I still
Speaker 3: record no matter where the show is.
Speaker 5: Well, unless it's going to be a really good show,
Speaker 5: then I don't record it for real.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you have the same superstitions.
Speaker 5: Well, if it's a really good show, I don't record
Speaker 5: it because I know I'm going to do stuff that
Speaker 5: I know works.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to do anything that's workshopping. We knew
Speaker 3: that this would be a good podcast, so actually we're
Speaker 3: not recording.
Speaker 1: None of this.
Speaker 5: Will want to like barn He's I'm just gonna drop
Speaker 5: some gems on us.
Speaker 3: Did the Owner's Dave? Is it ye? David and Dennison
Speaker 3: Steven is on his floor in his apartment? Did I
Speaker 3: stay on his floor in his apartment? I had to
Speaker 3: stand on his floor in his apartment? What, yeah is that?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 6: That's frightening and I think I said something about it
Speaker 6: and I haven't been there since in laughs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, there's like a hotel. Yeah, I knew that.
Speaker 3: I said the guy's name. Yeah, that's so weird.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Why am I on the floor of your apartment, you
Speaker 3: asked demurely.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 3: I think it was so they could take me to radio.
Speaker 3: Did you have to do radio? Do you enjoy doing radio?
Speaker 5: No, I didn't have to do I don't do radio
Speaker 5: with laughts, which is surprising, Okay, I always do. I
Speaker 5: don't like doing it, and I don't understand why. I mean, like,
Speaker 5: I don't like getting up number one right, number two?
Speaker 3: Who is listening to the radio at six am? Have
Speaker 3: you ever yet? And it's going to be like, you
Speaker 3: know what, I will'll go to that show tonight.
Speaker 6: I've never I have many times during a show taken
Speaker 6: a poll of the audience and said how many people
Speaker 6: are here because of the radio at six am this morning?
Speaker 3: And never once has a hand been raised exactly.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why they didn't ask you back. Maybe pulling
Speaker 1: the audience all the time there's a.
Speaker 3: Slimmish extend up comedy or a gallop pole or.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know why they didn't. I think I maybe
Speaker 3: something is it's something slapped around a way drifts there.
Speaker 1: So if you if you were, you were in Kirkland
Speaker 1: the whole time. So did you just like go to
Speaker 1: the movies?
Speaker 3: What did you do?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 5: I actually have a couple of friends in Seattle that
Speaker 5: came out to Kirkland to see me. I went into
Speaker 5: Seattle one day. Mister Harrikondobolu was doing a theater in
Speaker 5: Seattle Proper, so I ended up getting to see him
Speaker 5: for five seconds using the Neptune seven hundred seats.
Speaker 3: Sold it out. Oh shit, yeah, pretty incredible, Pretty incredible.
Speaker 1: That's very cool.
Speaker 3: And then I randomly ran into Joe Mandy and Disease.
Speaker 5: And Sorry Today as I was leaving Fun because they
Speaker 5: had a show in Seattle tonight, and I was like, okay,
Speaker 5: that's great.
Speaker 3: It was it was Greg Gray Holiday. That is you
Speaker 3: ran you ran into them in the city.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I went into the city too because my my flight
Speaker 3: was late as you know.
Speaker 5: So I went in to meet up with a friend
Speaker 5: from high school and we went to the place that
Speaker 5: Joe was standing outside of. Oh wow, if he saw
Speaker 5: me and he's like Baron, I'm like, Joe, it's crazy.
Speaker 5: And I guess Azs is up there. So Joe's opening
Speaker 5: for Asease.
Speaker 3: And you like coach two guys, you like hanging out
Speaker 3: with those guys. Well, I have never really hung out
Speaker 3: with Disease. But Joe. Yes, sure, Joe, I know from Boston.
Speaker 1: Actually, Oh I love Joe Mandy. He's hilarious.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, Boston or Austin Boston. That's odd. That happens
Speaker 3: a lot. Huh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm from Austin, and only Austin comics do this.
Speaker 6: I've never been to Boston. Yes, Boston and comics know
Speaker 6: not to do it to Austin Papo because they're Austin comics.
Speaker 1: Never assume it's Austin.
Speaker 3: Okay, gotcha, Yes, yes.
Speaker 1: They would never. I said, where are you from?
Speaker 3: Originally Vegas?
Speaker 1: Is that true?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Las Vegas. Born in Mexico, moved to Vegas and I
Speaker 3: was like six or seven. You're the most healthy person
Speaker 3: I've ever met from Vegas. It's because I left it.
Speaker 5: You didn't say, yeah, whatevererhaps there stays there if people
Speaker 5: take that to heart.
Speaker 3: Anyone I knew.
Speaker 6: That grew up in Vegas, they have their stories are
Speaker 6: about cigarettes when they were fourteen that were dipped in
Speaker 6: some sort of liquid acid and then their their mother
Speaker 6: was like a cocktail waitress at a strip club Jesus
Speaker 6: Christ and their friend murdered someone and it was on
Speaker 6: some HBO documentary.
Speaker 3: These are different people I know from Vegas. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I kind of cut my head down. Honestly, it was
Speaker 5: things too. I think my grandmother a lot.
Speaker 3: Well, no, you keep your chin up. No, No, I
Speaker 3: just mean, like, oh my chin up. I cut my
Speaker 3: head down a neighborhood that I was in, Oh okay,
Speaker 3: so as to not get in trouble.
Speaker 6: I thought you meant like at school, you spent a
Speaker 6: lot of time snoozing. We're playing seven up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely in quarters to keep your head down.
Speaker 1: Because you were first chair violin.
Speaker 3: You know what, I don't even remember if I if
Speaker 3: I got the first chair. We do suggest going to
Speaker 3: one on one or doing the ten. I think, uh,
Speaker 3: do the ten, okay, the ten, will go to the five. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I definitely go to ten. This is not good traffic.
Speaker 6: No, the old That's one thing about living here. I
Speaker 6: thought you grew up in Los Angeles. Sound know why
Speaker 6: you didn't spend any time as a child here, Not.
Speaker 3: Until I moved here three years ago. Okay, yeah, New York,
Speaker 3: Boston and New York. I feel like maybe it was
Speaker 3: one of your stage rifts.
Speaker 1: I think that you start get off the freeway, remember
Speaker 1: that accident.
Speaker 3: Well there was an accident, Yes, yeah, no accident.
Speaker 4: Waves.
Speaker 6: I do mention people say ways a lot, but I
Speaker 6: just ends up filling with everything except downloading that app.
Speaker 3: You mean living your life? Yeah, yeah, living your life?
Speaker 3: Do you have it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is it good?
Speaker 3: I'm very good at it. Really. I'm liking the top
Speaker 3: one percent in this state.
Speaker 1: Wait a second, is it like a game like it does?
Speaker 5: You can earn points because of how much you drive,
Speaker 5: and you can also mark things like accidents, cars on
Speaker 5: the road, police, traps, potholes, weather, animals, and like roadkill animals.
Speaker 3: Well there's one.
Speaker 5: No, one time I was in the South and I
Speaker 5: was driving and I and it was like animals up
Speaker 5: ahead and like animals, and then I got it. Then
Speaker 5: there's a freaking deer right there in the side of
Speaker 5: the road eating freaking glass.
Speaker 6: Road grass roads. I wish you said glass glass. I
Speaker 6: would love to see a deer just eating a little
Speaker 6: road glass deer, just a deer that has to prove
Speaker 6: what a bad ass is. Yeah, deer with an eye
Speaker 6: patch doesn't care. That was never I was glad she
Speaker 6: got shot by hunters.
Speaker 3: Oh that was my That was my old lady.
Speaker 5: Have been the same since anyway, they go the old
Speaker 5: man Diagen's deer Jenkins.
Speaker 3: I don't talk about anymore.
Speaker 6: Which which show did you find? There was a show
Speaker 6: that was the best show.
Speaker 5: Yes, the late night Friday Show was my best show.
Speaker 5: Maybe I even felt like the best set I've ever had.
Speaker 5: It's great, like in my like the strongest, clearest hour.
Speaker 5: All the jokes were lucid.
Speaker 3: Every punchline hit. The audience was hanging on my every word.
Speaker 3: They're nice people there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the Saturday shows were weird though, So I had
Speaker 5: my greatest show ever late Friday, and then the Saturday
Speaker 5: shows they were just kind.
Speaker 6: Of Do you remember this famous whatever Steve Martin quote
Speaker 6: where he said I quit there and stand up because
Speaker 6: of the blank late show?
Speaker 3: Was it Saturday. Okay, yeah, it's it's usually the Saturday
Speaker 3: or Friday. I for me, it's always different which shows. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I feel like the late shows are always harder.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Are you sure you didn't quit because you became a
Speaker 6: famous movie star Steve Martin?
Speaker 3: Well, ka waka. I think it was a joke.
Speaker 1: I you know what's funny is I? Oh, it was Agree?
Speaker 1: I agree those those shows are harder.
Speaker 7: But I really found when I was doing lots of
Speaker 7: clubs that I started to love the BRT the bachelorette
Speaker 7: parties that everyone else feared and hated so much because
Speaker 7: I could get them.
Speaker 1: And then when you get those.
Speaker 7: Disruptive, self centered assholes and they start loving everything you say,
Speaker 7: it's like the ultimate power.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, be friends feeling.
Speaker 5: And you know, I actually think on the early Saturday
Speaker 5: show there were these young girls in the front eighteen.
Speaker 5: I think because the first show is like eighteen and over,
Speaker 5: second shows twenty one and over, right, And I think
Speaker 5: that when there's really young people or really old people
Speaker 5: in plain sight of the rest of the audience they are,
Speaker 5: they spend the whole time wondering if they should be
Speaker 5: offended for them, right or scared for them.
Speaker 3: Oh is this a pla? I mean there's don't it
Speaker 3: surface streets? All right? This is kind of amazing because
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Driving from the airport is so stressful. Yeah, in just
Speaker 5: the airport in itself is a mess, and we've made
Speaker 5: he decided to capture it on the video.
Speaker 6: It seemed like a good left the time at Palms.
Speaker 6: It seemed like a good idea as far as getting
Speaker 6: something for us to do it. My brakes are also
Speaker 6: giving out that but yeah, I forgot that. Driving just
Speaker 6: makes me stressed angry at society. When I did your podcast,
Speaker 6: we talked about anger. Literally, don't to be sure to
Speaker 6: turn your lights off? Oh bo wait, at some point
Speaker 6: I'm going to fix the air conditioning. I'd like to
Speaker 6: apologize to everyone for how hot we all are right now.
Speaker 6: I thought it was because it was nighttime that but
Speaker 6: we got lights.
Speaker 3: In here, get lights in here. I'm wearing two coats, right.
Speaker 3: They just came back from Seattle, and see that's what
Speaker 3: I can't stand? The rain? Are you? I love a
Speaker 3: rainy night? Were you sleepless a little bit?
Speaker 6: I like all the Seattle jokes you can. Yeah, I
Speaker 6: don't have any jokes about kirk Kirkland.
Speaker 3: They're just they have a water brand. There's a water
Speaker 3: and they.
Speaker 1: Make fleeces that are at Costco.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, they make signature jeans, facons, signature jeans, winter tires,
Speaker 6: and muffins I wonder.
Speaker 1: And delicious birthday cakes.
Speaker 3: I wonder if in this podcast, what do you need?
Speaker 6: We make it podcast brought to you by a popular
Speaker 6: blame capatch joke.
Speaker 7: Joke.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well we gave him credits. He's a very funny man.
Speaker 3: That's how he's sponsoring.
Speaker 1: Is this his talent is sponsoring this podcast?
Speaker 3: Sponsored blank patch? Blank Patch when you don't want to
Speaker 3: know it's age look the same the whole time I've
Speaker 3: known him. Of those guys, Yeah, we gotta get in
Speaker 3: this left flank. Okay, we're gonna let this person. How
Speaker 3: about I kill you? All right? Wow? God, I love driving.
Speaker 6: Last time I was in Kirkland, I was on stage
Speaker 6: and you know they have that green room that everyone
Speaker 6: who works in the kitchen changes in.
Speaker 3: I don't go in there. I just hang out in
Speaker 3: the back of the room that groen is groady. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but yes, I know the green room talking.
Speaker 6: It seemed like every time I've been there at a
Speaker 6: sore throat or I sick or something nursing something. It
Speaker 6: just happened to be the last two times I went there,
Speaker 6: I was sick. Maybe that's why they don't have me back.
Speaker 6: But I someone I think that someone that works there
Speaker 6: or someone from the audience went into the green room
Speaker 6: on the way in the bathroom stole my wallet while
Speaker 6: I was on stage and opened it. And it's like, oh,
Speaker 6: that's the comedian that's telling jokes right now. Yeah, I
Speaker 6: gotta have to I'm gonna have to steal his wallet.
Speaker 6: And then they during the show filled three different cars
Speaker 6: with gas at a gas station what across the street.
Speaker 6: And uh, because right when I got off stage, I
Speaker 6: went in there and I'm like, my wallet's gone. So
Speaker 6: I called my bank and they said, yeah, it's already
Speaker 6: filled up three different cars like that guy just got
Speaker 6: to it. And then a policeman came and he said, yeah,
Speaker 6: I started chasing a Mustang, but I didn't want to
Speaker 6: go that fast in city limits.
Speaker 3: So he let the guy go, Wow, that's really a
Speaker 3: specific question for you. Yeah, yeah, so will it's casual nice,
Speaker 3: it's scary with lights in the car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this must be insane.
Speaker 3: It is insane. It's it's a little bit crazy.
Speaker 5: Hey, guys, future reference, don't do this at night. I
Speaker 5: think all the natural daylight. First of all, it's good
Speaker 5: for people's complexions. Second of all, it's great for people's complexions.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think you're right, because right now, just taking
Speaker 6: this turn here, so much backsweat just because I'm not
Speaker 6: sure what's going to happen. Okay, now we're in the
Speaker 6: flow of traffic. I'm glad we had that little new
Speaker 6: tour because it's been a while since I've checked out.
Speaker 3: The motor area.
Speaker 1: It was gorgeous.
Speaker 3: It was beautiful, especially at what is this twilight.
Speaker 1: Nighttime?
Speaker 3: Yeah, straight night time, it's twilight time.
Speaker 7: Oh, we were going to talk about the Eliza Skinners
Speaker 7: improv music show.
Speaker 3: Yes, you were terrific during that, as were you? Chriss
Speaker 3: were you? Wasn't that interesting? How scary that was? All
Speaker 3: of us were terrified and then somehow killed it just.
Speaker 6: A stand up show with it a piano accompaniment. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and uh and it turns out we all like to
Speaker 6: make his songs right.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Oh. Also, it was like, it's interesting when that happens
Speaker 5: because it's just like I think we were all kind
Speaker 5: of a little afraid to trust ourselves.
Speaker 3: Yes, personally, I loved what Guy Brandham did, which was
Speaker 3: it was absurd. Yeah, the Martinians sitting. It's like, I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna sing, I'm just gonna do this lounge character.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's hilarious.
Speaker 3: Yeah that was great.
Speaker 1: Wait, now what did you do?
Speaker 3: I picked from pieces of paper and a fish bowl
Speaker 3: and did.
Speaker 6: Little song, did little song stun whatever someone had written
Speaker 6: and it was terrifying, so sorry, so fun.
Speaker 1: So it's like the name of the song is in
Speaker 1: the fishbowl.
Speaker 5: And then the fid rope people wrote there's two things
Speaker 5: that can happen. People wrote suggestions before the show started,
Speaker 5: and uh, Eliza put them all in a little bowl
Speaker 5: that if we felt the need to, we could pick
Speaker 5: a suggestion out and that was the title of the
Speaker 5: song that we were gonna sing.
Speaker 3: Or whilst you're doing your.
Speaker 5: Act, the piano player would just start playing under your
Speaker 5: jokes and so you had to turn the rest of
Speaker 5: your bit into a saw.
Speaker 6: That's so if you pull on a piece of paper
Speaker 6: and it says swash buckling Penguin, you'd sing a song
Speaker 6: like this, go baron I have boom boom.
Speaker 3: Boom, boom boom boom boom boom boom boom. Well there's
Speaker 3: a penguin I know, and he lives on a ship.
Speaker 3: He's a swash bucklyn penguin.
Speaker 11: He's got a sword and a musket so hip. He's
Speaker 11: a swash buckln penguin. Big on ero fling Win big
Speaker 11: on aero Linguin because he's a swash buckling penguin.
Speaker 3: I'm kind of.
Speaker 1: Impressed by clearly the top of your game right now.
Speaker 6: It was almost I was almost excited to get in
Speaker 6: a car wreck during that. If the last thing you
Speaker 6: hear is swashbuckling penguin Errol Flynn Glynn, I got to do.
Speaker 1: That show sounds so fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's actually really fun. That was just a taste
Speaker 3: of it. Do you have time to do shows anymore? Karen?
Speaker 1: I do sometimes.
Speaker 3: Was your album retirement from standy No?
Speaker 7: I hope not quite the opposite. But I've been doing
Speaker 7: shows lately, except for this past week. I had to
Speaker 7: cancel almost every show I had books.
Speaker 1: It's just when we when we no.
Speaker 3: No, it's like, I think maybe it was a show
Speaker 3: I was at. Yeah that you had to cancel. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she's busy. Nobody was taking it personally.
Speaker 1: Well, that's kind of the good part.
Speaker 7: I remember one time I did cancel on Jim Hamilton
Speaker 7: and he wrote back because I had to stay in
Speaker 7: New York longer than I thought I had, and so
Speaker 7: I sent him this really long apologetic message about because
Speaker 7: I'm so sorry and I.
Speaker 1: Really wanted to be here. He wrote back, Oh, no, period,
Speaker 1: What will I do? How will I find a comedian?
Speaker 3: And awsome?
Speaker 1: It's just like, wow, that hurts.
Speaker 3: Oh that no Western charm.
Speaker 7: But I always think of that where it's like, yeah,
Speaker 7: I don't want to let people down or whatever, but
Speaker 7: at the same time, there's always twelve people.
Speaker 6: It's funny that we're talking about this because I'm skipping
Speaker 6: a show right now, are you.
Speaker 3: It's well, it started at eight. What show it's was
Speaker 3: that Bordeners. It's called the you know, that's what I said,
Speaker 3: Rory Scovel some other people. I have no idea what Yeah,
Speaker 3: me either. Maybe it's a show you don't know about.
Speaker 3: I think I was to do the show tonight, but
Speaker 3: I never heard anything about it. Yeah, well maybe.
Speaker 5: Tonight and I I well, there's no tweet tweets about it,
Speaker 5: no Facebook invite.
Speaker 3: You never know from as I'm like, guess I'm standing Joe. Sometimes,
Speaker 3: isn't it funny to get all these gigs?
Speaker 6: And then they're coming in from Facebook things, they're coming
Speaker 6: in from tweets, they're coming in from actual traditional emails.
Speaker 6: God forbid, someone call you and ask you to do something.
Speaker 6: So I have this little calendar and it says show
Speaker 6: tonight location. Then I write down the the the avenue
Speaker 6: it came to me, like Facebook or Twitter.
Speaker 3: Or right, so then I can look it up right
Speaker 3: and I do the same thing. But I never She
Speaker 3: always tweets heavily about what the lineup is. But I
Speaker 3: saw nothing, So I'm like, maybe it's canceled. I don't
Speaker 3: know what is going on. So I'm gonna go home.
Speaker 3: You are gonna go home?
Speaker 12: Yeah, okay, maybe I'll skip by show too. You know
Speaker 12: how much that sounds like a digitido?
Speaker 3: Why are you talking about? Wait, no, that just sounds
Speaker 3: like a guy that's buried.
Speaker 11: What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Married less deadree doing? Yeah, I don't I don't know
Speaker 3: what the show is. Yeah, I'm just doing some tune
Speaker 3: and yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: It was amazing, was it Inuit throat singing?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, people are really into it. When I do that,
Speaker 3: there we go slide it. I hope they have a
Speaker 3: hundred words for awesome, because that's like from the dew
Speaker 3: hits it.
Speaker 1: I have to take a wind break, Yeah, take a
Speaker 1: wind break.
Speaker 3: That would be the best if if you said that
Speaker 3: horrible part? Could I think all you did was unlock
Speaker 3: the doors? Sorry, so please lock them back so we
Speaker 3: don't accidentally fall out. Can I roll this one down?
Speaker 3: Even has the camera on? Yeah, quick wind I want
Speaker 3: to stick my tongue out and put my head out
Speaker 3: the thing.
Speaker 5: Like what those those things called dogo those family animals.
Speaker 3: That's been something I've been wanting to do lately.
Speaker 1: Get a dog.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never been in my brain and now I'm like,
Speaker 3: I think i'd like to have. Like I haven't had
Speaker 3: a dog for a really long time. All of my
Speaker 3: dogs got killed and then I switched to caps. They
Speaker 3: who murdered all your dogs? Well, actually two of them
Speaker 3: were killed by the same woman.
Speaker 1: In a car.
Speaker 3: Yeah. They both jumped the fence. Oh no, at the
Speaker 3: same time, like literally.
Speaker 5: At like five fifteen when she was coming home from work,
Speaker 5: and like they both jumped the fence and got hit
Speaker 5: by the same woman.
Speaker 3: On the same block, the same car, in the same moment,
Speaker 3: same car, No, no different, a year apart from each other.
Speaker 1: No, horrified, she lives.
Speaker 3: It's not her fault. She was just going home from
Speaker 3: work and the dogs jumped the fence. And this is
Speaker 3: back in New Mexico. This happened twice. Yeah, it's terrible.
Speaker 3: And that's why I was like, I'm gonna stay away
Speaker 3: from dogs. Oh ka ooh. And then there's the really
Speaker 3: sad one. We can go there, you want me to
Speaker 3: go there?
Speaker 5: So in New Mexico, I was raised with my great
Speaker 5: grandparents long story where mom had me when she was nineteen.
Speaker 3: Great grandparents are like, you.
Speaker 5: Shouldn't have sex beyond marriage, and my grandmother's like, you
Speaker 5: should have had abortion.
Speaker 3: So you can see the difference of progressive them progressive
Speaker 3: of them there. And so my great grandparents had me
Speaker 3: and we were in New Mexico and my great grandfather
Speaker 3: had this little.
Speaker 5: Like little restaurant kind of snack store, like kids would
Speaker 5: come in there and buy you know, cookies and chips
Speaker 5: and candies, and he also like made like hot dogs
Speaker 5: and and and burgers.
Speaker 3: Do you sometimes sing to the kids like in Willly Wonko? Yeah,
Speaker 3: bing bing bing ban like that. But right across the.
Speaker 5: Street was just this giant farm and just like really
Speaker 5: tall wheat grass you couldn't really see, and it's just
Speaker 5: this open field. And I had this one dog and
Speaker 5: I hadn't seen him all day, and I was wondering why.
Speaker 5: And then I was in that store and I saw
Speaker 5: my great grandmother across the street in the grass and
Speaker 5: had never seen her over there.
Speaker 3: I was like, what was she doing?
Speaker 5: And I had this little ice cream gun that I
Speaker 5: had gotten out of a store and then yeah, one
Speaker 5: ten North.
Speaker 3: No, that's the do not go to Sam Peter.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to point into camera. O.
Speaker 3: So she was there, like digging in.
Speaker 5: The grass I's doing. And I came outside. I remember
Speaker 5: looking at her, looking my little ice cream cone. And
Speaker 5: then she stood up and she picked up the body
Speaker 5: of my dog, who I guess had been hidden by
Speaker 5: hit by a car on that street and he crawled
Speaker 5: over to the side of the street I.
Speaker 3: Guess to die in peace, but he was there.
Speaker 5: She picked up his body and he was all bloody
Speaker 5: and blood in his fur, and she's kind of laid
Speaker 5: it in front of me and licking the freaking ice
Speaker 5: cream off of the cone and just crying my eyes.
Speaker 3: I watched the Life Leader. He stopped licking the ice cream.
Speaker 3: That's well, I didn't know what. Yeah, I was like,
Speaker 3: maybe that's why I don't like ice cream.
Speaker 5: Maybe maybe that's why I'm never like, yeah, I love
Speaker 5: ice creams that never have had a hankering for ice
Speaker 5: cream ever again again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's sex has ruined for me because my cat
Speaker 3: dig while I was mastering.
Speaker 5: So you just what you're saying is you destroyed the pussy.
Speaker 5: You destroyed the pussy. I came from the land of
Speaker 5: kirks I'm pushing cams. They can't handle me in Kirkland.
Speaker 5: That's why it's been since two thousand and eight.
Speaker 1: You really hung up? Should we visit this?
Speaker 3: No, I'm not a day I think that you you
Speaker 3: can probably go back there if you wanted to. I
Speaker 3: could ask to go back, and you don't want to.
Speaker 3: I don't want That's also the other thing. You don't
Speaker 3: want to go back. That's the other thing. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: do a show across the way at the Liquid Lime.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because the Bellevue, the parlor place seems to be
Speaker 5: totally corporate. They booked no local as well they have
Speaker 5: a feature in a headliner coming from out of town.
Speaker 3: Sure, plus Bellevue seems really douchey.
Speaker 5: It's like rich programmers, but like the ones that you
Speaker 5: know raped someone in college. That's who it is that's
Speaker 5: living there, and they got away with it because their
Speaker 5: dad is important.
Speaker 1: They always get houses on the lake and.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, lake have lake houses. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Oh, I'm sorry about your dog that died. By the way,
Speaker 6: I didn't mean to make a joke about that.
Speaker 3: No, it's fine, sad story. It's honestly, I feel like
Speaker 3: it was. There's something old school about it. Like my
Speaker 3: great grandmother wasn't like I'm gonna hide this death of
Speaker 3: this dog. She brought it to me and let me watch.
Speaker 1: So I knew.
Speaker 3: Life ends. Yeah, my son, and so does ice cream.
Speaker 3: If that happen.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you'd just be fat because of ice cream. You'd
Speaker 6: be a big fat sweet.
Speaker 3: If they'd call me icy mccream. And I see, I
Speaker 3: probably need the best pool player in all of Minnesota. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because you have no choice with that. Nime not nime
Speaker 3: Occam's kind. Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Somebody had a joke the other day to Billiards. Somebody
Speaker 5: had a joke that they can't remember who was. I
Speaker 5: feel like it was someone like very Rothbart or somebody
Speaker 5: that had some jokes.
Speaker 3: It was like, maybe it was you, Chris.
Speaker 5: No, there's some there's a joy in beating someone at
Speaker 5: pool that came with their own poolstick.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, well you have to watch them kind of.
Speaker 6: I've experienced that with darts. Some guy came with darts
Speaker 6: with his own tips and his own little and he's.
Speaker 5: Serious about it, and then you beat him and he's
Speaker 5: like angrily putting all his Oh I've played a lot
Speaker 5: of darts.
Speaker 3: This is awkward. We were supposed to be in the
Speaker 3: left lane here. Nah that I'll be fine. So we
Speaker 3: we're basically going like I'll just get on the own
Speaker 3: now we're going downtown. Don't worry about it. Man, this
Speaker 3: is just obnoxious that this fricking three ways like this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they come back out somehow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hopefully everyone noticed to do hey.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, everyone else goes where all the traffic is
Speaker 6: right there. Yes, I do this because there's a few
Speaker 6: more cars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, beautiful box put it in my hands. I yeah,
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 6: Wonder what happens in all these building is that like
Speaker 6: when you're driving around l a. And you see all
Speaker 6: these giant houses where millionaires live. Do they all work
Speaker 6: in these tall buildings? Is that where rich people? Maybe
Speaker 6: I'm always confused.
Speaker 3: I don't think his own things. People.
Speaker 5: We should get all the way to the left for
Speaker 5: the five North. Okay, you know in seven lanes and
Speaker 5: five seconds like it does in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: Like you are expected to do. Yes, well you got it.
Speaker 3: Wow, this is actually pretty impressive, Chris impressive.
Speaker 5: It is impressive because I'm it's say impressive, but my
Speaker 5: brain was like, you mean Chris?
Speaker 3: That brain was like Google right there? Impressive? Did you mean,
Speaker 3: Chris Fairbanks? Uh? You missed I think five earthquakes since
Speaker 3: you've been gone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry about that.
Speaker 5: Well, actually I saw on some Twitter that somebody was
Speaker 5: like so and so followed la earthquake alert. It was
Speaker 5: like some Twitter that tweets every earthquake. And I looked
Speaker 5: at it and I'm like, there have been eight earthquakes
Speaker 5: the last day.
Speaker 3: What's happened? Isn't that scary?
Speaker 7: The one, the most recent one was really big, but
Speaker 7: it was where I lived. It was not loud at all,
Speaker 7: Like my dogs did not wake up. So I just
Speaker 7: thought I had gotten really dizzy, and it freaked me out.
Speaker 1: And it was long. It was like more than a minute,
Speaker 1: I think. So I just sat there going, am I
Speaker 1: do I have vertigo? It was super weird. And then
Speaker 1: I looked down and saw it was like the blanket
Speaker 1: was swinging back and fire.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, understood, like activity. It scares me. Yeah, isn't
Speaker 3: it a good thing? Happened? You always heard that it
Speaker 3: little tiny earthquakes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they released the pressure.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Also, a great earthquake is just album. Is that
Speaker 3: earthquake just like an earth fart?
Speaker 9: Like?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the earth is a little gas, right, so it's
Speaker 3: good somebody.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Otherwise everything takes a giant, giant message ship.
Speaker 3: And we all die. Right, that's what a volcano is, Okay, okay.
Speaker 6: It's real hot ship all the every This whole time,
Speaker 6: I didn't realize how scared I was to drive in
Speaker 6: a car with the potential of an earthquake, because I
Speaker 6: just think about lost lane falling into that trench.
Speaker 5: Yeah, hey yeah, maybe Christopher Evel will show up and scream, oh,
Speaker 5: we are getting this left lane backwards.
Speaker 3: We only have three miles here we go, and yeah,
Speaker 3: we're almost to my place. Actually, this is great. I'm
Speaker 3: glad we took this route.
Speaker 1: It was perfect.
Speaker 3: It was it was it was what we were meant
Speaker 3: to do.
Speaker 1: Any upcoming shows you're excited about?
Speaker 3: When is this going to be?
Speaker 1: Yeah, going up probably December or so.
Speaker 5: I do have some up coming shows I'm excited about.
Speaker 5: I'm just uh, it's not until, like I feel like
Speaker 5: I'm not. I have a college this weekend in Texas.
Speaker 3: Curville, Curville, Currville, which we'll see how that goes. What
Speaker 3: do I have coming up? Some club dates, but that's
Speaker 3: not until like the after of the summer. I'm excited
Speaker 3: about Bridgetown, which is gonna be made. Oh yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: taking Bridgetown off this year. A lot of people are.
Speaker 3: But they also didn't. They also didn't.
Speaker 5: Regress a lot of people back, like people who they accepted,
Speaker 5: like a hundred new people who've never done it.
Speaker 3: Oh good, I think that's good. I think it is good.
Speaker 6: I think it's good they aren't having me back. I
Speaker 6: was really starting to spin all back there in Portland.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's what I got going on and trying
Speaker 5: to I think that auditioning is over for me as
Speaker 5: a concept.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I I don't know.
Speaker 5: That I'm going to fit into anything that anyone else
Speaker 5: has thought of. So two years in a row where
Speaker 5: Hollywood is like America doesn't believe you exist.
Speaker 1: So are you gonna write something?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I mean I feel like that's the only thing that
Speaker 5: I can do is write something for myself. I guess
Speaker 5: and see if somebody is interested in it.
Speaker 3: But it's like, because.
Speaker 5: Auditioning it's so time consuming and I'm never prepared because
Speaker 5: there's always so many yes, and nobody that isn't an
Speaker 5: actor doesn't get that you actually need to sound like a.
Speaker 3: Human being when you're saying these lines right right, And
Speaker 3: it's like everyone is.
Speaker 5: People are getting cast off of half assed auditions essentially,
Speaker 5: and then the shows aren't good weird.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I'm I did not do that this year,
Speaker 6: but it wasn't by choice, just like laughs. I just
Speaker 6: don't have Yeah, any kind of representative understand it.
Speaker 3: But I like it that way.
Speaker 7: Well. Also, it's the most painful, like the amount of
Speaker 7: time you can spend doing anything.
Speaker 1: It's the worst.
Speaker 7: It's always the worst people and the worst feeling, and
Speaker 7: the lines are poorly written and.
Speaker 3: It's so badly written.
Speaker 5: Yeah, when they're like, let's give this person a three
Speaker 5: page scene in which there's only two lines and it.
Speaker 7: Just doesn't track in any way. And then it's like,
Speaker 7: somehow it's on you. You're not good enough to make
Speaker 7: that make sense.
Speaker 5: Well, I think that, honestly, to do it all in
Speaker 5: one foul swoop, every show and every channel and every
Speaker 5: actor and casting director in this freaking city makes no sense.
Speaker 3: Is just a giant.
Speaker 5: Everyone's a bot, giant ball of annoyed anxious stress. Do
Speaker 5: I get on I no, stay on the five, I think,
Speaker 5: get off of the two, don't go on the two,
Speaker 5: don't go on the two?
Speaker 3: Okay, gotcha?
Speaker 5: And then also, like watching a bunch of watching three
Speaker 5: hundred people say the exact same words is not going
Speaker 5: to help you tell people at part no right, Yeah,
Speaker 5: honestly they should do it like theater the you do
Speaker 5: didn't even do it anymore, but like people should just
Speaker 5: be able to come in with their own monologues and
Speaker 5: showcase themselves. Then you give them the sides when it's
Speaker 5: a call back. Yeah, and I guarantee you from the
Speaker 5: first edition they would narrow it down to the key.
Speaker 3: People would take less less time. I bet you.
Speaker 6: Wouldn't it be great if we kind of took over
Speaker 6: all the decision making and it wasn't left to people
Speaker 6: that were just communications majors that like to compartmentalize talent
Speaker 6: like these just like all the ladies and dudes that
Speaker 6: weren't at Comedy Central that have no sense of humor,
Speaker 6: and they're like, we're gonna use this guy, We're gonna
Speaker 6: cut this right.
Speaker 1: It's just like.
Speaker 3: People like, no, I hate Comedy Central.
Speaker 1: They but they also just they undercut the intelligence of
Speaker 1: the public. So it's always like they would never get that.
Speaker 7: But I really feel like that's kind of going to
Speaker 7: the wayside now with all the like Netflix and cable
Speaker 7: and all that stuff, mad Men whatever, where it's almost
Speaker 7: like the the intelli leigence of the average person is
Speaker 7: starting to like fight back, you know.
Speaker 3: I think so, I kind of. I just I've chosen
Speaker 3: to look at it that way. Yes, yeah, one day,
Speaker 3: smart people will prevail and they.
Speaker 1: All the TV they want.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. See it's okay to have long pauses.
Speaker 6: I'm exhausted from driving, Are you guys scared?
Speaker 3: Yes, exactly, scary, right, I'm not scared. Horrible could have happened.
Speaker 3: Not over. We're still on the freeway. On the freeway,
Speaker 3: I'm telling my friend where to where we're going to
Speaker 3: go have some food? Heard of it?
Speaker 1: What exit is yours?
Speaker 3: Right here?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Great to know?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah now you.
Speaker 1: Oh wait because your brother house of pies we edited out.
Speaker 1: I do this every time.
Speaker 3: I know, all right, describe where take a left tier?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 3: Now, I think I'll know. There's definitely something in my
Speaker 3: freaking eye. I'll figure out when I get home. Who
Speaker 3: can take a poop farts and put it in your hand?
Speaker 3: The swast buckling pinkuin.
Speaker 1: Name er. How early did you have to get up
Speaker 1: this morning?
Speaker 5: Not that early actually, because my flight was until four,
Speaker 5: so I before thirty nine something like that. So I
Speaker 5: smartly intentionally booked a late flight so I could sleep
Speaker 5: in and kind of not rush at the airport.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, that's good. And do you party after your shows?
Speaker 3: I'm in my thirties, party, I I.
Speaker 5: And it's funny too because all my friends are in
Speaker 5: their thirties who come to my shows when they can.
Speaker 3: So luckily there's not that expectation like let's go out
Speaker 3: and drink, and one's like I got to go back
Speaker 3: to home. I've seen you've never seen me drunk. You've
Speaker 3: never seen me drunk. I've seen your drunk. I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's so hard hard to read what I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm driving. I'll just leave it up to you. Guys.
Speaker 7: No, I.
Speaker 3: I drink socially. I don't really get drunk. Yeah you do.
Speaker 3: Seeing you drunk A bunch of that is unfair.
Speaker 1: Banks.
Speaker 6: Well, I couldn't tell if you're being sarcastic or if
Speaker 6: you have this new thing where you're not wanting to
Speaker 6: be a drinker, which is.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not being sarcastic. I don't I don't get
Speaker 3: drunk a lot. I've just been there when the time.
Speaker 3: I also think that you are wrong.
Speaker 5: I think that you maybe think that I was drunk
Speaker 5: when you were around me, but I was probably just happy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, is this one of the places I guess
Speaker 6: whenever you I know I've been to your place before,
Speaker 6: but I just just keep in mind I don't know
Speaker 6: where it is.
Speaker 3: Well, we keep going this way, don't worry, I'll point
Speaker 3: it out. What this is called los feels. Yes, if
Speaker 3: it was correct spanishould call yeah.
Speaker 6: My tendency is I don't like people pronounce it that
Speaker 6: way because the Spanish correctly, beer, I don't like that one.
Speaker 5: I just say, I says, oh, I don't know, No,
Speaker 5: it's it's it's as I.
Speaker 3: Had the uh those.
Speaker 6: I had the audition in Spanish the other day, full
Speaker 6: page of Spanish.
Speaker 3: Really yeah, no, uh huh do you speak Spanish?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: But yeah, Spanish. I there's colleges there in education. But
Speaker 3: are they're like latinos.
Speaker 6: No, No, they have white people teaching, of course makes sense,
Speaker 6: but yeah, yeah, there's there's glas Klosta.
Speaker 3: It was awful.
Speaker 6: It was I haven't spoken Spanish for a very long time,
Speaker 6: and I don't remember even I think it said I
Speaker 6: could do an accent, and then I just went in
Speaker 6: there and they said it's okay. It's a white guy
Speaker 6: that's married to a Mexican woman, so his accent is
Speaker 6: supposed to be bad.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, but I couldn't stop laughing.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 3: It was so funny coming out of my out of
Speaker 3: your mouth, out of my mouth.
Speaker 1: Too, you like, uh, you've got even sounding like I
Speaker 1: just like someone.
Speaker 6: Once you gave me permission to take a left here
Speaker 6: commercial audition for shows.
Speaker 3: Take a left here? All right?
Speaker 6: Yes, it said no left turn only those hours here.
Speaker 6: If you get this paragraph in your head, you'll know
Speaker 6: when not to turn left.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: So just go in here. Oh, it's becoming familiar. Are
Speaker 3: you on the left or the right?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: You should go that way to that stop sign and
Speaker 3: and take a right. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna take
Speaker 3: care of you, guys. Don't worry. Don't worry to get
Speaker 3: our kneecaps broken. Ago, take it right right here? All right? Whoa?
Speaker 3: That was the frondiest poem front watch out all the
Speaker 3: palm trees. That's just me. I don't have a I
Speaker 3: don't have a Paccino impersonation. Just the rhythm. It's the
Speaker 3: rhythm that light. No exactly, it's just rhythm, that's what
Speaker 3: I'm saying. It doesn't sound like it. But if you
Speaker 3: listen to the rhythm, it does.
Speaker 5: To the light, to the light, to the light to
Speaker 5: l like Chris, Hey, Chris, it's fun to have it
Speaker 5: all like, listen, go up to the light tank.
Speaker 1: All right, I got it now.
Speaker 3: No, it's not that good.
Speaker 1: It'scognize recognized time.
Speaker 3: I'll let me just don't worry about it. Well, I
Speaker 3: hope that something said said of use and hilarity to know.
Speaker 3: Pull it to that chevron. Let's do that. Also another
Speaker 3: sponsor of do you need a ride? If you need gas,
Speaker 3: go with gas. I'm gonna end this.
Speaker 6: Part cast for getting some unletted Yeah, Baron, Baron, you inspired.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna call laughs too. I want to go there
Speaker 3: just like you did. I want to be like you.
Speaker 3: Do you want to walk like me? Talk like me?
Speaker 3: It's Aero England is okay, we're leaving you at this guess.
Speaker 3: I live in the building around it.
Speaker 1: It just seems so I like it.
Speaker 3: I'll walk into your door.
Speaker 7: No, it's fine, don't because actually he lives on the
Speaker 7: other side of the railroad tracks.
Speaker 1: Don't want us to see where you live.
Speaker 3: I live on the wrong side of the tracks. So
Speaker 3: good to see Karen, good to see you.
Speaker 1: Thanks for doing it.
Speaker 3: Okay, I know I did this with my hands.
Speaker 1: Did you do at light?
Speaker 3: Pat something like that? So that's it for you and
Speaker 3: I too. You're gonna walk that way.
Speaker 1: You're right.
Speaker 3: Amount of gas, Thanks Baron, Thank you guys.
Speaker 1: Thanks Baron. Okay, here, do you need some gas money?
Speaker 1: That's all right, take my card.
Speaker 3: That's how well I'm just talking about.
Speaker 1: This is These are the This is how it really is.
Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home? Either way,
Speaker 1: we want to be there. Doesn't matter how much baggage
Speaker 1: you claim.
Speaker 7: I give us time and a Turmino and Gaby.
Speaker 2: We want to send you off InStyle. We wanna welcome
Speaker 2: you back home.
Speaker 7: Tell us all about it.
Speaker 1: We scared? Or was it fine?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: Porn?
Speaker 6: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do your need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need a ride?
Speaker 9: Do you need ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need.
Speaker 3: With Karen and cress Mm hmm