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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need ride?

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Speaker 5: Do you.

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Speaker 6: Need with Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 3: We are leaving. Taco Bell on Century Boulevard.

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Speaker 7: Taco Bell one of our better sponsors for the Do

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Speaker 7: You Need to Ride?

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Speaker 1: Podcast? Taco Bell.

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Speaker 7: Come park in our parking lot when you have tech,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Taco Bell, we drive through you.

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Speaker 1: Taco Bell, sawdust and more.

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Speaker 6: I've never heard that the meat is has been confused

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Taco Bell.

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Speaker 3: We are coming up on Lax.

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Speaker 1: Gorgeous night here to drive to Lax.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's that it's that perfect time where you just

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Speaker 7: Yeah, if you should move away, if you should go

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a beautiful thing to really have to question

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Speaker 3: What am I doing with my life? Just go down, son,

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Speaker 6: you will see me blow my lid and.

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Speaker 7: I will read from the novel Horatio Hornblower, just as

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Speaker 6: Yes, so, And also to balance out when I'm just

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Speaker 7: That's the way to balance racism m hmm with boring literature.

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Speaker 7: Hilarious comedian Baron Vaughan, who was in Seattle, you stay.

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Speaker 6: I think so that's where his flight was coming from.

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Speaker 3: By government exactly, blood diamonds. We'll go right into that.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, tap the equipment, tap it, move it around.

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Speaker 6: I thought I thought it was an Edgar Allan poebird.

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Speaker 6: Victor Vega. Also a popular full fiction character. This happened

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Speaker 6: last time at the airport. There's unpredictable traffic.

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Speaker 7: Keep living your life at around twelve miles an hour. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Let's make make sure they aren't having a stroke.

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Speaker 6: He's got an amazing voice. He speaking and for telling jokes,

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Speaker 1: Right. He played first chair violin in high school.

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Speaker 3: My traffic anger issues. You're right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree.

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Speaker 3: How is your week?

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Speaker 1: It was good?

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Speaker 3: I was that Pete Holmes. Do you want to talk

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Speaker 1: Sure? It's fun.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that job.

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Speaker 3: Is it different than that?

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Speaker 1: It's very similar. There's just more people around.

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Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, Baron Von texting.

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Speaker 7: Saying where are you bro Yep? Read back the text?

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Speaker 7: Was it a word for word?

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Speaker 1: Did I guess it? Exactly? Where are you?

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Speaker 3: Bro on Way? Also in the middle of a podcast, So.

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Speaker 1: Leave us alone. I can do that texting for you

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Speaker 7: Oh, oh, Chris has his phone taped to his leg.

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Speaker 1: Everybody like Rambo.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't I can't.

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Speaker 6: He's very he's very much in the mode of just hey,

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Speaker 6: It's taking this road. I don't know what this is,

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Speaker 7: That's that's what it was all about I can sing

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he's hustling the white horse. He used to kids,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, to capture car wrecks.

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Speaker 7: I got these myself when I was drunk on white wine.

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Speaker 3: I used hedge clippers.

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Speaker 1: I showed him that could call me back.

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Speaker 1: Well, she might not like that.

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Speaker 6: A shuttle would lend itself to a vehicle that moves.

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Speaker 7: Come on, old six seventy eight bus shuttle number six

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Speaker 3: Is it?

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Speaker 1: He was doing it.

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Speaker 7: Okay, good, he has the best his best fake advertiser.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if you see Baron, I.

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Speaker 7: Wanted to I wanted to double down on stealing Blane's joke.

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Speaker 3: No, but confusing him for that guy is racist?

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Speaker 1: Get in here?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a seven camera shoot.

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Speaker 3: I'm noticing that.

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Speaker 1: Are you into it?

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Speaker 3: Sure? Whatever, Michael Bay, I'm okay.

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Speaker 5: I saw I saw a car of black Honda pulled

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Speaker 5: Oh did you even though she looked like she married

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Speaker 6: The are you saying that she was in a union

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Speaker 6: Curly Baron Baron von you're despite popular, I believe you

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Speaker 6: I already knew that. I'm just letting Yeah, his is

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Speaker 3: The is from New Orleans.

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Speaker 5: Yes, so I always like to joke with him that

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Speaker 3: Exactly. He's a nice guy, and you're even nicer, and

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Speaker 3: we're glad you're here.

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Speaker 1: Yes, so much.

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Speaker 3: You were in Seattle?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well Kirkland, yes, laughs, yes, outside of Seattle.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how was it?

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Speaker 3: It was actually a really good weekend. I learned some

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Speaker 5: Just will not let go of, especially and then suddenly

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Speaker 5: Interesting, but I like, I like let go of maybe

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Speaker 3: It's just to keep going. Yeah, he doesn't see anything.

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Speaker 7: Jesus Wow, it's kind of like mad Max this, you

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Speaker 3: I feel like Tina Turner with a mutant on her shoulders.

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Speaker 7: Wait do you are you saying you have replacement material

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Speaker 3: Better that is now working.

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Speaker 5: There's one joke that has been like my white whale

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Speaker 3: But you're not in Seattle. You're actually more than an

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Speaker 6: It's still like it seals the same you're too far

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Speaker 5: There's a place called the Comedy Underground, but everyone seems

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Speaker 3: In the parlor in Bellevue and Bellevue Sea.

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Speaker 6: So non Seattle. Yeah, Seattle a bustling city, Seattle of

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Speaker 3: It's really strange. I really like that. I think we're

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Speaker 3: going the wrong way. Are we definite? Where do you live? Oh? Okay,

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Speaker 6: Do you want to Well, welcome to another episode of

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Speaker 6: Backseat Drivers, the Offshooting Podcast.

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Speaker 3: I guess we can go this way. What is this?

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Speaker 3: Are we head? Are we on Subulbana or century?

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Speaker 1: This is century?

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Speaker 6: I think, yeah, I'm just kind of it's the it's

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Speaker 3: We could do that. I mean we it goes right

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Speaker 7: Now.

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Speaker 5: We might as well just go whatever way we're going, Okay,

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Speaker 5: might as well keep driving this way until we come

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's gonna be a good podcast.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never driven near a house before. I'm a

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Speaker 1: There's some kind of freeway coming up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a century we're moving. I'm all right anyway.

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Speaker 5: I don't have bad shows, and I've gotten to the

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Speaker 3: I don't care to have bad shows or you. No,

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Speaker 3: I don't have bad shows. Oh, you just have weird shows.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, I have great shows, good shows or weird shows.

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Speaker 5: I don't have a show that's just flat out bad

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Speaker 3: But I have them staring at me confused. Have you

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Speaker 3: ever done an Indian casino?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: Okay, no, I haven't. You can have bad shows. Well,

454
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,080
Speaker 3: well not anymore. I've had bad shows.

455
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:48,200
Speaker 5: I'm just saying like, in the last couple of years,

456
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:50,919
Speaker 5: I've narrowed it down to great, good, and weird.

457
00:21:51,119 --> 00:21:53,320
Speaker 3: Okay good. I don't feel like it's good. That's good.

458
00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:54,520
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm making progress.

459
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,719
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that's how you. You wouldn't get booked if

460
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:57,520
Speaker 1: you had bad shows.

461
00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:58,280
Speaker 3: Exactly right.

462
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:00,199
Speaker 1: You know what you're doing at this How long are

463
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:00,960
Speaker 1: you been doing stand up?

464
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:01,760
Speaker 3: Thirteen years?

465
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:03,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know you're doing Yeah.

466
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,240
Speaker 6: So it's helping explain my career though, because I'm still

467
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:08,440
Speaker 6: easily at bad shows.

468
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:09,800
Speaker 1: And how long you've been doing.

469
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,240
Speaker 3: It sixteen years?

470
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:11,840
Speaker 1: Sixteen?

471
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:16,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know you said you You said that like

472
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:17,160
Speaker 5: a therapist.

473
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:19,800
Speaker 3: I didn't know what to say. It's yeah, sixteen.

474
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:23,280
Speaker 1: Let's sit with that for this whole, this whole more.

475
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,600
Speaker 3: How does that make you feel? Now I'm driving around

476
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:29,520
Speaker 3: in a lit up car. Yeah, no, laughing now not

477
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:36,520
Speaker 3: in our audience. Wait a minute. I yeah, I'm gonna

478
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,440
Speaker 3: get on the four or five, four or five?

479
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:41,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's wouldn't the one oh five eventually take you

480
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:41,800
Speaker 6: to the four or five?

481
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:45,000
Speaker 3: It does, but you you pass it. Oh, you end

482
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,679
Speaker 3: up passing the one o five, go straight to the

483
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,440
Speaker 3: one tent. Should I just go to the one oh five?

484
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:51,240
Speaker 3: We'll get on south there. It isn't though. It is

485
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:51,920
Speaker 3: too late, So.

486
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:53,960
Speaker 7: We're going south though, four or five to the ten, right,

487
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,480
Speaker 7: I could get on the even.

488
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:59,560
Speaker 3: Four or five to the ten. Okay? Does the four

489
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,560
Speaker 3: or five hit one ten?

490
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:03,320
Speaker 5: I think we're already on the I don't know this

491
00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:08,959
Speaker 5: way this way Camera McGillicutty is this way, trying not

492
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,480
Speaker 5: to impose himself, but he is shaking his head.

493
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:16,880
Speaker 3: No a lot. Tell us, okay, this way.

494
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:20,760
Speaker 7: And then to the one ten and then to the

495
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:21,520
Speaker 7: one one right?

496
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 3: Yeah that makes sense. Oh that's Samuel Jacks.

497
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:30,239
Speaker 6: That was probably the most reviting specifics about freeways been

498
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 6: in a podcast.

499
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:34,120
Speaker 3: So well, here's here's a nice little here's a nice

500
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:35,359
Speaker 3: little uh.

501
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:38,320
Speaker 5: Hear that piece of trivia for the for the watchers

502
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:39,600
Speaker 5: slash listeners.

503
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:43,439
Speaker 3: We want to why would we okay, we want to

504
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:49,000
Speaker 3: go south right? No, No, it's safe in this car.

505
00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:51,639
Speaker 1: Do you think like it was a good choice?

506
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:54,479
Speaker 5: Chris behind the wheels, Yeah, I can't go wrong, all right?

507
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:56,159
Speaker 5: Have you guys been switching it up?

508
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,280
Speaker 3: I'm just depressed that I still have bad shows.

509
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:01,720
Speaker 5: No, because you don't. You don't have bad shows. Don't

510
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,520
Speaker 5: remember what I told you about recording yourself?

511
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:12,719
Speaker 3: Uh huh? Do you record yourself audio? No? Not really? OK, No,

512
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 3: but you got to.

513
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:16,320
Speaker 5: In the last year, I started recording myself every show

514
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:17,119
Speaker 5: and I listened to it.

515
00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 6: Yeah. Number one, don't you don't hate your own voice.

516
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,480
Speaker 5: No, I hate my own face, Like I can't watch

517
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:25,879
Speaker 5: your video recording of myself.

518
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:28,920
Speaker 3: But the voice, it's like because it makes me listen

519
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,439
Speaker 3: to the material and not what I'm doing. Right, roll

520
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,880
Speaker 3: up your window for sound.

521
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:38,879
Speaker 1: So it takes a village.

522
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:39,960
Speaker 3: It takes a village, right.

523
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:44,119
Speaker 5: Number one, It's never as bad as I think it is,

524
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,679
Speaker 5: because I wait, I realized how much time I was

525
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:49,920
Speaker 5: wasting feeling like crap about a set when really I

526
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,760
Speaker 5: could have learned something from it. And when I listened

527
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:54,159
Speaker 5: to it, I hear where the laughs actually were and

528
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,399
Speaker 5: what jokes can actually be turned into material, and then

529
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 5: it's there's then there's no such thing as a bad set,

530
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,400
Speaker 5: there's just workshop.

531
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:02,240
Speaker 3: Yeah.

532
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 5: And but I realized, like I would beat myself up

533
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,720
Speaker 5: and never learn anything from it and be like, oh,

534
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,840
Speaker 5: why doesn't all this stuff magically work?

535
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 3: But now I can listen to it and be like

536
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 3: I can make that work? Sure, you know, yeah, I

537
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:15,600
Speaker 3: should do that more.

538
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:18,600
Speaker 1: I wanted to do that, but I have this weird thing.

539
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, this is just mebing crazy, but I have this

540
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 7: thing where when I go to hit record, I think

541
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,800
Speaker 7: it's kind of like JINX my set. Yeah, I'm going

542
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:30,479
Speaker 7: to be self aware. Yeah, and then thinking about that

543
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:33,360
Speaker 7: as opposed to just like my Lucy set.

544
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,720
Speaker 3: Well that's why I just recorded every set.

545
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:37,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. And I don't listen to all the standard.

546
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 3: I don't listen to all of them, and I still

547
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 3: record no matter where the show is.

548
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,360
Speaker 5: Well, unless it's going to be a really good show,

549
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 5: then I don't record it for real.

550
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you have the same superstitions.

551
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:47,640
Speaker 5: Well, if it's a really good show, I don't record

552
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:48,879
Speaker 5: it because I know I'm going to do stuff that

553
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 5: I know works.

554
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 3: I'm not going to do anything that's workshopping. We knew

555
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,440
Speaker 3: that this would be a good podcast, so actually we're

556
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:56,440
Speaker 3: not recording.

557
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:56,920
Speaker 1: None of this.

558
00:25:56,920 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 5: Will want to like barn He's I'm just gonna drop

559
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 5: some gems on us.

560
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 3: Did the Owner's Dave? Is it ye? David and Dennison

561
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:10,359
Speaker 3: Steven is on his floor in his apartment? Did I

562
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 3: stay on his floor in his apartment? I had to

563
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 3: stand on his floor in his apartment? What, yeah is that?

564
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 3: I don't know.

565
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 6: That's frightening and I think I said something about it

566
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 6: and I haven't been there since in laughs.

567
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, there's like a hotel. Yeah, I knew that.

568
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:30,240
Speaker 3: I said the guy's name. Yeah, that's so weird.

569
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 10: Yeah.

570
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,440
Speaker 3: Why am I on the floor of your apartment, you

571
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:34,400
Speaker 3: asked demurely.

572
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:34,920
Speaker 6: Oh.

573
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:37,600
Speaker 3: I think it was so they could take me to radio.

574
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,960
Speaker 3: Did you have to do radio? Do you enjoy doing radio?

575
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:41,600
Speaker 5: No, I didn't have to do I don't do radio

576
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 5: with laughts, which is surprising, Okay, I always do. I

577
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 5: don't like doing it, and I don't understand why. I mean, like,

578
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:53,120
Speaker 5: I don't like getting up number one right, number two?

579
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:57,399
Speaker 3: Who is listening to the radio at six am? Have

580
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 3: you ever yet? And it's going to be like, you

581
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,479
Speaker 3: know what, I will'll go to that show tonight.

582
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:05,119
Speaker 6: I've never I have many times during a show taken

583
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 6: a poll of the audience and said how many people

584
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:10,200
Speaker 6: are here because of the radio at six am this morning?

585
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 3: And never once has a hand been raised exactly.

586
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why they didn't ask you back. Maybe pulling

587
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 1: the audience all the time there's a.

588
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,679
Speaker 3: Slimmish extend up comedy or a gallop pole or.

589
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 6: Yeah.

590
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:28,120
Speaker 3: I don't know why they didn't. I think I maybe

591
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 3: something is it's something slapped around a way drifts there.

592
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:34,080
Speaker 1: So if you if you were, you were in Kirkland

593
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,119
Speaker 1: the whole time. So did you just like go to

594
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 1: the movies?

595
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 3: What did you do?

596
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:37,399
Speaker 7: No?

597
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:39,399
Speaker 5: I actually have a couple of friends in Seattle that

598
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 5: came out to Kirkland to see me. I went into

599
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 5: Seattle one day. Mister Harrikondobolu was doing a theater in

600
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 5: Seattle Proper, so I ended up getting to see him

601
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 5: for five seconds using the Neptune seven hundred seats.

602
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 3: Sold it out. Oh shit, yeah, pretty incredible, Pretty incredible.

603
00:27:59,400 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 1: That's very cool.

604
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 3: And then I randomly ran into Joe Mandy and Disease.

605
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 5: And Sorry Today as I was leaving Fun because they

606
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 5: had a show in Seattle tonight, and I was like, okay,

607
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 5: that's great.

608
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,240
Speaker 3: It was it was Greg Gray Holiday. That is you

609
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 3: ran you ran into them in the city.

610
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 7: Yeah.

611
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 3: I went into the city too because my my flight

612
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 3: was late as you know.

613
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,200
Speaker 5: So I went in to meet up with a friend

614
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 5: from high school and we went to the place that

615
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 5: Joe was standing outside of. Oh wow, if he saw

616
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,679
Speaker 5: me and he's like Baron, I'm like, Joe, it's crazy.

617
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 5: And I guess Azs is up there. So Joe's opening

618
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 5: for Asease.

619
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,439
Speaker 3: And you like coach two guys, you like hanging out

620
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 3: with those guys. Well, I have never really hung out

621
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 3: with Disease. But Joe. Yes, sure, Joe, I know from Boston.

622
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 1: Actually, Oh I love Joe Mandy. He's hilarious.

623
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, Boston or Austin Boston. That's odd. That happens

624
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 3: a lot. Huh.

625
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm from Austin, and only Austin comics do this.

626
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 6: I've never been to Boston. Yes, Boston and comics know

627
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 6: not to do it to Austin Papo because they're Austin comics.

628
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 1: Never assume it's Austin.

629
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 3: Okay, gotcha, Yes, yes.

630
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 1: They would never. I said, where are you from?

631
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 3: Originally Vegas?

632
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 1: Is that true?

633
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 5: Yeah?

634
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 3: Las Vegas. Born in Mexico, moved to Vegas and I

635
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 3: was like six or seven. You're the most healthy person

636
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 3: I've ever met from Vegas. It's because I left it.

637
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 5: You didn't say, yeah, whatevererhaps there stays there if people

638
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 5: take that to heart.

639
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 3: Anyone I knew.

640
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 6: That grew up in Vegas, they have their stories are

641
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 6: about cigarettes when they were fourteen that were dipped in

642
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 6: some sort of liquid acid and then their their mother

643
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 6: was like a cocktail waitress at a strip club Jesus

644
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 6: Christ and their friend murdered someone and it was on

645
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 6: some HBO documentary.

646
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 3: These are different people I know from Vegas. Yeah.

647
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 5: I kind of cut my head down. Honestly, it was

648
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 5: things too. I think my grandmother a lot.

649
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 3: Well, no, you keep your chin up. No, No, I

650
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 3: just mean, like, oh my chin up. I cut my

651
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 3: head down a neighborhood that I was in, Oh okay,

652
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 3: so as to not get in trouble.

653
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 6: I thought you meant like at school, you spent a

654
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 6: lot of time snoozing. We're playing seven up.

655
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely in quarters to keep your head down.

656
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 1: Because you were first chair violin.

657
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:10,479
Speaker 3: You know what, I don't even remember if I if

658
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 3: I got the first chair. We do suggest going to

659
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 3: one on one or doing the ten. I think, uh,

660
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 3: do the ten, okay, the ten, will go to the five. Yeah,

661
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 3: I definitely go to ten. This is not good traffic.

662
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 6: No, the old That's one thing about living here. I

663
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 6: thought you grew up in Los Angeles. Sound know why

664
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 6: you didn't spend any time as a child here, Not.

665
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 3: Until I moved here three years ago. Okay, yeah, New York,

666
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 3: Boston and New York. I feel like maybe it was

667
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 3: one of your stage rifts.

668
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 1: I think that you start get off the freeway, remember

669
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 1: that accident.

670
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 3: Well there was an accident, Yes, yeah, no accident.

671
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 4: Waves.

672
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 6: I do mention people say ways a lot, but I

673
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 6: just ends up filling with everything except downloading that app.

674
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 3: You mean living your life? Yeah, yeah, living your life?

675
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 3: Do you have it? Yeah?

676
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 1: Is it good?

677
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 3: I'm very good at it. Really. I'm liking the top

678
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 3: one percent in this state.

679
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:16,719
Speaker 1: Wait a second, is it like a game like it does?

680
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 5: You can earn points because of how much you drive,

681
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 5: and you can also mark things like accidents, cars on

682
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 5: the road, police, traps, potholes, weather, animals, and like roadkill animals.

683
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:30,239
Speaker 3: Well there's one.

684
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 5: No, one time I was in the South and I

685
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 5: was driving and I and it was like animals up

686
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 5: ahead and like animals, and then I got it. Then

687
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 5: there's a freaking deer right there in the side of

688
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 5: the road eating freaking glass.

689
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 6: Road grass roads. I wish you said glass glass. I

690
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 6: would love to see a deer just eating a little

691
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 6: road glass deer, just a deer that has to prove

692
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 6: what a bad ass is. Yeah, deer with an eye

693
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 6: patch doesn't care. That was never I was glad she

694
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 6: got shot by hunters.

695
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 3: Oh that was my That was my old lady.

696
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 5: Have been the same since anyway, they go the old

697
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,760
Speaker 5: man Diagen's deer Jenkins.

698
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 3: I don't talk about anymore.

699
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 6: Which which show did you find? There was a show

700
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 6: that was the best show.

701
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 5: Yes, the late night Friday Show was my best show.

702
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 5: Maybe I even felt like the best set I've ever had.

703
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 5: It's great, like in my like the strongest, clearest hour.

704
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 5: All the jokes were lucid.

705
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 3: Every punchline hit. The audience was hanging on my every word.

706
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 3: They're nice people there.

707
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, the Saturday shows were weird though, So I had

708
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 5: my greatest show ever late Friday, and then the Saturday

709
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 5: shows they were just kind.

710
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 6: Of Do you remember this famous whatever Steve Martin quote

711
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 6: where he said I quit there and stand up because

712
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 6: of the blank late show?

713
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 3: Was it Saturday. Okay, yeah, it's it's usually the Saturday

714
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 3: or Friday. I for me, it's always different which shows. Yeah,

715
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 3: I feel like the late shows are always harder.

716
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:05,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

717
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 6: Are you sure you didn't quit because you became a

718
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 6: famous movie star Steve Martin?

719
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 3: Well, ka waka. I think it was a joke.

720
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 1: I you know what's funny is I? Oh, it was Agree?

721
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 1: I agree those those shows are harder.

722
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 7: But I really found when I was doing lots of

723
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 7: clubs that I started to love the BRT the bachelorette

724
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:31,800
Speaker 7: parties that everyone else feared and hated so much because

725
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 7: I could get them.

726
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 1: And then when you get those.

727
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 7: Disruptive, self centered assholes and they start loving everything you say,

728
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 7: it's like the ultimate power.

729
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, be friends feeling.

730
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:46,200
Speaker 5: And you know, I actually think on the early Saturday

731
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 5: show there were these young girls in the front eighteen.

732
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 5: I think because the first show is like eighteen and over,

733
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 5: second shows twenty one and over, right, And I think

734
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 5: that when there's really young people or really old people

735
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 5: in plain sight of the rest of the audience they are,

736
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 5: they spend the whole time wondering if they should be

737
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 5: offended for them, right or scared for them.

738
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 3: Oh is this a pla? I mean there's don't it

739
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 3: surface streets? All right? This is kind of amazing because

740
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 3: I don't know.

741
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 5: Driving from the airport is so stressful. Yeah, in just

742
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 5: the airport in itself is a mess, and we've made

743
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,759
Speaker 5: he decided to capture it on the video.

744
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 6: It seemed like a good left the time at Palms.

745
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 6: It seemed like a good idea as far as getting

746
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 6: something for us to do it. My brakes are also

747
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:49,320
Speaker 6: giving out that but yeah, I forgot that. Driving just

748
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 6: makes me stressed angry at society. When I did your podcast,

749
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 6: we talked about anger. Literally, don't to be sure to

750
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:04,879
Speaker 6: turn your lights off? Oh bo wait, at some point

751
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 6: I'm going to fix the air conditioning. I'd like to

752
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:10,279
Speaker 6: apologize to everyone for how hot we all are right now.

753
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:12,880
Speaker 6: I thought it was because it was nighttime that but

754
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 6: we got lights.

755
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 3: In here, get lights in here. I'm wearing two coats, right.

756
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 3: They just came back from Seattle, and see that's what

757
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 3: I can't stand? The rain? Are you? I love a

758
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:30,799
Speaker 3: rainy night? Were you sleepless a little bit?

759
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 6: I like all the Seattle jokes you can. Yeah, I

760
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 6: don't have any jokes about kirk Kirkland.

761
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:40,279
Speaker 3: They're just they have a water brand. There's a water

762
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:42,319
Speaker 3: and they.

763
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 1: Make fleeces that are at Costco.

764
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, they make signature jeans, facons, signature jeans, winter tires,

765
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:50,880
Speaker 6: and muffins I wonder.

766
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:53,840
Speaker 1: And delicious birthday cakes.

767
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 3: I wonder if in this podcast, what do you need?

768
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 6: We make it podcast brought to you by a popular

769
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 6: blame capatch joke.

770
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 7: Joke.

771
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, well we gave him credits. He's a very funny man.

772
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 3: That's how he's sponsoring.

773
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 1: Is this his talent is sponsoring this podcast?

774
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 3: Sponsored blank patch? Blank Patch when you don't want to

775
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:29,839
Speaker 3: know it's age look the same the whole time I've

776
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 3: known him. Of those guys, Yeah, we gotta get in

777
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,319
Speaker 3: this left flank. Okay, we're gonna let this person. How

778
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 3: about I kill you? All right? Wow? God, I love driving.

779
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 6: Last time I was in Kirkland, I was on stage

780
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 6: and you know they have that green room that everyone

781
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 6: who works in the kitchen changes in.

782
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 3: I don't go in there. I just hang out in

783
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,839
Speaker 3: the back of the room that groen is groady. Yeah,

784
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 3: but yes, I know the green room talking.

785
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:59,320
Speaker 6: It seemed like every time I've been there at a

786
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:02,320
Speaker 6: sore throat or I sick or something nursing something. It

787
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 6: just happened to be the last two times I went there,

788
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 6: I was sick. Maybe that's why they don't have me back.

789
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 6: But I someone I think that someone that works there

790
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 6: or someone from the audience went into the green room

791
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 6: on the way in the bathroom stole my wallet while

792
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 6: I was on stage and opened it. And it's like, oh,

793
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,840
Speaker 6: that's the comedian that's telling jokes right now. Yeah, I

794
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 6: gotta have to I'm gonna have to steal his wallet.

795
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:28,840
Speaker 6: And then they during the show filled three different cars

796
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:33,360
Speaker 6: with gas at a gas station what across the street.

797
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 6: And uh, because right when I got off stage, I

798
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 6: went in there and I'm like, my wallet's gone. So

799
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:43,760
Speaker 6: I called my bank and they said, yeah, it's already

800
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 6: filled up three different cars like that guy just got

801
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 6: to it. And then a policeman came and he said, yeah,

802
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 6: I started chasing a Mustang, but I didn't want to

803
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 6: go that fast in city limits.

804
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:57,400
Speaker 3: So he let the guy go, Wow, that's really a

805
00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:00,919
Speaker 3: specific question for you. Yeah, yeah, so will it's casual nice,

806
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 3: it's scary with lights in the car.

807
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, this must be insane.

808
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 3: It is insane. It's it's a little bit crazy.

809
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 5: Hey, guys, future reference, don't do this at night. I

810
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 5: think all the natural daylight. First of all, it's good

811
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 5: for people's complexions. Second of all, it's great for people's complexions.

812
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think you're right, because right now, just taking

813
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:33,080
Speaker 6: this turn here, so much backsweat just because I'm not

814
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 6: sure what's going to happen. Okay, now we're in the

815
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:37,839
Speaker 6: flow of traffic. I'm glad we had that little new

816
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 6: tour because it's been a while since I've checked out.

817
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 3: The motor area.

818
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:44,719
Speaker 1: It was gorgeous.

819
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 3: It was beautiful, especially at what is this twilight.

820
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 1: Nighttime?

821
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, straight night time, it's twilight time.

822
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:59,400
Speaker 7: Oh, we were going to talk about the Eliza Skinners

823
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,279
Speaker 7: improv music show.

824
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 3: Yes, you were terrific during that, as were you? Chriss

825
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:08,359
Speaker 3: were you? Wasn't that interesting? How scary that was? All

826
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,759
Speaker 3: of us were terrified and then somehow killed it just.

827
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:14,479
Speaker 6: A stand up show with it a piano accompaniment. Yeah,

828
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 6: and uh and it turns out we all like to

829
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 6: make his songs right.

830
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 4: Yeah.

831
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 5: Oh. Also, it was like, it's interesting when that happens

832
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 5: because it's just like I think we were all kind

833
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 5: of a little afraid to trust ourselves.

834
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 3: Yes, personally, I loved what Guy Brandham did, which was

835
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:36,920
Speaker 3: it was absurd. Yeah, the Martinians sitting. It's like, I'm

836
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,280
Speaker 3: not gonna sing, I'm just gonna do this lounge character.

837
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 1: Yeah that's hilarious.

838
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 3: Yeah that was great.

839
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 1: Wait, now what did you do?

840
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:50,480
Speaker 3: I picked from pieces of paper and a fish bowl

841
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 3: and did.

842
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 6: Little song, did little song stun whatever someone had written

843
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 6: and it was terrifying, so sorry, so fun.

844
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 1: So it's like the name of the song is in

845
00:39:58,120 --> 00:39:58,719
Speaker 1: the fishbowl.

846
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:01,319
Speaker 5: And then the fid rope people wrote there's two things

847
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 5: that can happen. People wrote suggestions before the show started,

848
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 5: and uh, Eliza put them all in a little bowl

849
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,399
Speaker 5: that if we felt the need to, we could pick

850
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 5: a suggestion out and that was the title of the

851
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 5: song that we were gonna sing.

852
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,279
Speaker 3: Or whilst you're doing your.

853
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:19,359
Speaker 5: Act, the piano player would just start playing under your

854
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 5: jokes and so you had to turn the rest of

855
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 5: your bit into a saw.

856
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 6: That's so if you pull on a piece of paper

857
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:31,279
Speaker 6: and it says swash buckling Penguin, you'd sing a song

858
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 6: like this, go baron I have boom boom.

859
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 3: Boom, boom boom boom boom boom boom boom. Well there's

860
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,759
Speaker 3: a penguin I know, and he lives on a ship.

861
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 3: He's a swash bucklyn penguin.

862
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,919
Speaker 11: He's got a sword and a musket so hip. He's

863
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 11: a swash buckln penguin. Big on ero fling Win big

864
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 11: on aero Linguin because he's a swash buckling penguin.

865
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:00,719
Speaker 3: I'm kind of.

866
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:04,239
Speaker 1: Impressed by clearly the top of your game right now.

867
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 6: It was almost I was almost excited to get in

868
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 6: a car wreck during that. If the last thing you

869
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:22,880
Speaker 6: hear is swashbuckling penguin Errol Flynn Glynn, I got to do.

870
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 1: That show sounds so fun.

871
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's actually really fun. That was just a taste

872
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 3: of it. Do you have time to do shows anymore? Karen?

873
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 1: I do sometimes.

874
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 3: Was your album retirement from standy No?

875
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 7: I hope not quite the opposite. But I've been doing

876
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 7: shows lately, except for this past week. I had to

877
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:41,280
Speaker 7: cancel almost every show I had books.

878
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 1: It's just when we when we no.

879
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:48,879
Speaker 3: No, it's like, I think maybe it was a show

880
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 3: I was at. Yeah that you had to cancel. Yeah,

881
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,760
Speaker 3: she's busy. Nobody was taking it personally.

882
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:55,359
Speaker 1: Well, that's kind of the good part.

883
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,840
Speaker 7: I remember one time I did cancel on Jim Hamilton

884
00:41:58,040 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 7: and he wrote back because I had to stay in

885
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 7: New York longer than I thought I had, and so

886
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,479
Speaker 7: I sent him this really long apologetic message about because

887
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 7: I'm so sorry and I.

888
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 1: Really wanted to be here. He wrote back, Oh, no, period,

889
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 1: What will I do? How will I find a comedian?

890
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 3: And awsome?

891
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:17,200
Speaker 1: It's just like, wow, that hurts.

892
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:19,799
Speaker 3: Oh that no Western charm.

893
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 7: But I always think of that where it's like, yeah,

894
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 7: I don't want to let people down or whatever, but

895
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 7: at the same time, there's always twelve people.

896
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 6: It's funny that we're talking about this because I'm skipping

897
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,320
Speaker 6: a show right now, are you.

898
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 3: It's well, it started at eight. What show it's was

899
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:38,759
Speaker 3: that Bordeners. It's called the you know, that's what I said,

900
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 3: Rory Scovel some other people. I have no idea what Yeah,

901
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 3: me either. Maybe it's a show you don't know about.

902
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 3: I think I was to do the show tonight, but

903
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 3: I never heard anything about it. Yeah, well maybe.

904
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 5: Tonight and I I well, there's no tweet tweets about it,

905
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 5: no Facebook invite.

906
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 3: You never know from as I'm like, guess I'm standing Joe. Sometimes,

907
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:04,400
Speaker 3: isn't it funny to get all these gigs?

908
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 6: And then they're coming in from Facebook things, they're coming

909
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 6: in from tweets, they're coming in from actual traditional emails.

910
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 6: God forbid, someone call you and ask you to do something.

911
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:15,759
Speaker 6: So I have this little calendar and it says show

912
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:20,360
Speaker 6: tonight location. Then I write down the the the avenue

913
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 6: it came to me, like Facebook or Twitter.

914
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 3: Or right, so then I can look it up right

915
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 3: and I do the same thing. But I never She

916
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:31,400
Speaker 3: always tweets heavily about what the lineup is. But I

917
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,919
Speaker 3: saw nothing, So I'm like, maybe it's canceled. I don't

918
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:36,399
Speaker 3: know what is going on. So I'm gonna go home.

919
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:37,839
Speaker 3: You are gonna go home?

920
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 12: Yeah, okay, maybe I'll skip by show too. You know

921
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:52,760
Speaker 12: how much that sounds like a digitido?

922
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 3: Why are you talking about? Wait, no, that just sounds

923
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:57,360
Speaker 3: like a guy that's buried.

924
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 11: What are you talking about?

925
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 3: Married less deadree doing? Yeah, I don't I don't know

926
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 3: what the show is. Yeah, I'm just doing some tune

927
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 3: and yeah, that's right.

928
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:11,720
Speaker 1: It was amazing, was it Inuit throat singing?

929
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 6: Yes?

930
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, people are really into it. When I do that,

931
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:20,360
Speaker 3: there we go slide it. I hope they have a

932
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:27,600
Speaker 3: hundred words for awesome, because that's like from the dew

933
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 3: hits it.

934
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:30,719
Speaker 1: I have to take a wind break, Yeah, take a

935
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 1: wind break.

936
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 3: That would be the best if if you said that

937
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:38,760
Speaker 3: horrible part? Could I think all you did was unlock

938
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 3: the doors? Sorry, so please lock them back so we

939
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 3: don't accidentally fall out. Can I roll this one down?

940
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 3: Even has the camera on? Yeah, quick wind I want

941
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 3: to stick my tongue out and put my head out

942
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:49,839
Speaker 3: the thing.

943
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 5: Like what those those things called dogo those family animals.

944
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 3: That's been something I've been wanting to do lately.

945
00:44:58,400 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 1: Get a dog.

946
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never been in my brain and now I'm like,

947
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:04,840
Speaker 3: I think i'd like to have. Like I haven't had

948
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 3: a dog for a really long time. All of my

949
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 3: dogs got killed and then I switched to caps. They

950
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 3: who murdered all your dogs? Well, actually two of them

951
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 3: were killed by the same woman.

952
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:15,839
Speaker 1: In a car.

953
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 3: Yeah. They both jumped the fence. Oh no, at the

954
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 3: same time, like literally.

955
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 5: At like five fifteen when she was coming home from work,

956
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 5: and like they both jumped the fence and got hit

957
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:26,399
Speaker 5: by the same woman.

958
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:29,280
Speaker 3: On the same block, the same car, in the same moment,

959
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 3: same car, No, no different, a year apart from each other.

960
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:36,279
Speaker 1: No, horrified, she lives.

961
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 3: It's not her fault. She was just going home from

962
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 3: work and the dogs jumped the fence. And this is

963
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:42,920
Speaker 3: back in New Mexico. This happened twice. Yeah, it's terrible.

964
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 3: And that's why I was like, I'm gonna stay away

965
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 3: from dogs. Oh ka ooh. And then there's the really

966
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 3: sad one. We can go there, you want me to

967
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 3: go there?

968
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:53,279
Speaker 5: So in New Mexico, I was raised with my great

969
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:55,800
Speaker 5: grandparents long story where mom had me when she was nineteen.

970
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:56,960
Speaker 3: Great grandparents are like, you.

971
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,440
Speaker 5: Shouldn't have sex beyond marriage, and my grandmother's like, you

972
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:00,320
Speaker 5: should have had abortion.

973
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:02,800
Speaker 3: So you can see the difference of progressive them progressive

974
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:06,880
Speaker 3: of them there. And so my great grandparents had me

975
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 3: and we were in New Mexico and my great grandfather

976
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:12,320
Speaker 3: had this little.

977
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 5: Like little restaurant kind of snack store, like kids would

978
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 5: come in there and buy you know, cookies and chips

979
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 5: and candies, and he also like made like hot dogs

980
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:26,360
Speaker 5: and and and burgers.

981
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 3: Do you sometimes sing to the kids like in Willly Wonko? Yeah,

982
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 3: bing bing bing ban like that. But right across the.

983
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 5: Street was just this giant farm and just like really

984
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 5: tall wheat grass you couldn't really see, and it's just

985
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 5: this open field. And I had this one dog and

986
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 5: I hadn't seen him all day, and I was wondering why.

987
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 5: And then I was in that store and I saw

988
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:55,800
Speaker 5: my great grandmother across the street in the grass and

989
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:56,799
Speaker 5: had never seen her over there.

990
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 3: I was like, what was she doing?

991
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 5: And I had this little ice cream gun that I

992
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:04,879
Speaker 5: had gotten out of a store and then yeah, one

993
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:05,480
Speaker 5: ten North.

994
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:12,359
Speaker 3: No, that's the do not go to Sam Peter.

995
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:15,239
Speaker 1: I'm trying to point into camera. O.

996
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,080
Speaker 3: So she was there, like digging in.

997
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:22,879
Speaker 5: The grass I's doing. And I came outside. I remember

998
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:25,239
Speaker 5: looking at her, looking my little ice cream cone. And

999
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:27,880
Speaker 5: then she stood up and she picked up the body

1000
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:31,400
Speaker 5: of my dog, who I guess had been hidden by

1001
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:33,760
Speaker 5: hit by a car on that street and he crawled

1002
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 5: over to the side of the street I.

1003
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:37,839
Speaker 3: Guess to die in peace, but he was there.

1004
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:41,760
Speaker 5: She picked up his body and he was all bloody

1005
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:43,799
Speaker 5: and blood in his fur, and she's kind of laid

1006
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:47,879
Speaker 5: it in front of me and licking the freaking ice

1007
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 5: cream off of the cone and just crying my eyes.

1008
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 3: I watched the Life Leader. He stopped licking the ice cream.

1009
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 3: That's well, I didn't know what. Yeah, I was like,

1010
00:47:58,560 --> 00:47:59,919
Speaker 3: maybe that's why I don't like ice cream.

1011
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:03,239
Speaker 5: Maybe maybe that's why I'm never like, yeah, I love

1012
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 5: ice creams that never have had a hankering for ice

1013
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:07,440
Speaker 5: cream ever again again.

1014
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:11,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's sex has ruined for me because my cat

1015
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 3: dig while I was mastering.

1016
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 5: So you just what you're saying is you destroyed the pussy.

1017
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 5: You destroyed the pussy. I came from the land of

1018
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 5: kirks I'm pushing cams. They can't handle me in Kirkland.

1019
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 5: That's why it's been since two thousand and eight.

1020
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:35,880
Speaker 1: You really hung up? Should we visit this?

1021
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:39,400
Speaker 3: No, I'm not a day I think that you you

1022
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 3: can probably go back there if you wanted to. I

1023
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 3: could ask to go back, and you don't want to.

1024
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:47,839
Speaker 3: I don't want That's also the other thing. You don't

1025
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 3: want to go back. That's the other thing. I'm gonna

1026
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 3: do a show across the way at the Liquid Lime.

1027
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:54,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, because the Bellevue, the parlor place seems to be

1028
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:58,400
Speaker 5: totally corporate. They booked no local as well they have

1029
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 5: a feature in a headliner coming from out of town.

1030
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 3: Sure, plus Bellevue seems really douchey.

1031
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:07,759
Speaker 5: It's like rich programmers, but like the ones that you

1032
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:10,839
Speaker 5: know raped someone in college. That's who it is that's

1033
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,799
Speaker 5: living there, and they got away with it because their

1034
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 5: dad is important.

1035
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:15,400
Speaker 1: They always get houses on the lake and.

1036
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, lake have lake houses. Yeah.

1037
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 6: Oh, I'm sorry about your dog that died. By the way,

1038
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 6: I didn't mean to make a joke about that.

1039
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 3: No, it's fine, sad story. It's honestly, I feel like

1040
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:29,800
Speaker 3: it was. There's something old school about it. Like my

1041
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 3: great grandmother wasn't like I'm gonna hide this death of

1042
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 3: this dog. She brought it to me and let me watch.

1043
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:37,320
Speaker 1: So I knew.

1044
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 3: Life ends. Yeah, my son, and so does ice cream.

1045
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:45,279
Speaker 3: If that happen.

1046
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:48,359
Speaker 6: Yeah, you'd just be fat because of ice cream. You'd

1047
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:49,840
Speaker 6: be a big fat sweet.

1048
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:52,360
Speaker 3: If they'd call me icy mccream. And I see, I

1049
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 3: probably need the best pool player in all of Minnesota. Yeah,

1050
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:57,439
Speaker 3: because you have no choice with that. Nime not nime

1051
00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:00,759
Speaker 3: Occam's kind. Oh my god.

1052
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:03,239
Speaker 5: Somebody had a joke the other day to Billiards. Somebody

1053
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 5: had a joke that they can't remember who was. I

1054
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,240
Speaker 5: feel like it was someone like very Rothbart or somebody

1055
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:06,919
Speaker 5: that had some jokes.

1056
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:08,799
Speaker 3: It was like, maybe it was you, Chris.

1057
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:13,440
Speaker 5: No, there's some there's a joy in beating someone at

1058
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 5: pool that came with their own poolstick.

1059
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:19,640
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, well you have to watch them kind of.

1060
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:22,720
Speaker 6: I've experienced that with darts. Some guy came with darts

1061
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:26,400
Speaker 6: with his own tips and his own little and he's.

1062
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 5: Serious about it, and then you beat him and he's

1063
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 5: like angrily putting all his Oh I've played a lot

1064
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:31,360
Speaker 5: of darts.

1065
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:35,360
Speaker 3: This is awkward. We were supposed to be in the

1066
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:39,480
Speaker 3: left lane here. Nah that I'll be fine. So we

1067
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 3: we're basically going like I'll just get on the own

1068
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:46,239
Speaker 3: now we're going downtown. Don't worry about it. Man, this

1069
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:48,440
Speaker 3: is just obnoxious that this fricking three ways like this.

1070
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, they come back out somehow.

1071
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:54,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, hopefully everyone noticed to do hey.

1072
00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:58,800
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, everyone else goes where all the traffic is

1073
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:01,560
Speaker 6: right there. Yes, I do this because there's a few

1074
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 6: more cars.

1075
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:14,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, beautiful box put it in my hands. I yeah,

1076
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:15,400
Speaker 3: I do.

1077
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 6: Wonder what happens in all these building is that like

1078
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 6: when you're driving around l a. And you see all

1079
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 6: these giant houses where millionaires live. Do they all work

1080
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:27,239
Speaker 6: in these tall buildings? Is that where rich people? Maybe

1081
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 6: I'm always confused.

1082
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:31,680
Speaker 3: I don't think his own things. People.

1083
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:35,880
Speaker 5: We should get all the way to the left for

1084
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:40,320
Speaker 5: the five North. Okay, you know in seven lanes and

1085
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 5: five seconds like it does in Los Angeles.

1086
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:50,800
Speaker 1: Like you are expected to do. Yes, well you got it.

1087
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:53,719
Speaker 3: Wow, this is actually pretty impressive, Chris impressive.

1088
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:57,600
Speaker 5: It is impressive because I'm it's say impressive, but my

1089
00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:58,799
Speaker 5: brain was like, you mean Chris?

1090
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:01,880
Speaker 3: That brain was like Google right there? Impressive? Did you mean,

1091
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:08,399
Speaker 3: Chris Fairbanks? Uh? You missed I think five earthquakes since

1092
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 3: you've been gone.

1093
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:09,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry about that.

1094
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:13,320
Speaker 5: Well, actually I saw on some Twitter that somebody was

1095
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 5: like so and so followed la earthquake alert. It was

1096
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 5: like some Twitter that tweets every earthquake. And I looked

1097
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 5: at it and I'm like, there have been eight earthquakes

1098
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:22,799
Speaker 5: the last day.

1099
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:24,440
Speaker 3: What's happened? Isn't that scary?

1100
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,800
Speaker 7: The one, the most recent one was really big, but

1101
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:29,279
Speaker 7: it was where I lived. It was not loud at all,

1102
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:32,800
Speaker 7: Like my dogs did not wake up. So I just

1103
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 7: thought I had gotten really dizzy, and it freaked me out.

1104
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 1: And it was long. It was like more than a minute,

1105
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 1: I think. So I just sat there going, am I

1106
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:42,759
Speaker 1: do I have vertigo? It was super weird. And then

1107
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:44,840
Speaker 1: I looked down and saw it was like the blanket

1108
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 1: was swinging back and fire.

1109
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:51,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, understood, like activity. It scares me. Yeah, isn't

1110
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 3: it a good thing? Happened? You always heard that it

1111
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:54,799
Speaker 3: little tiny earthquakes?

1112
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:56,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, they released the pressure.

1113
00:52:56,440 --> 00:53:02,360
Speaker 3: Yeah. Also, a great earthquake is just album. Is that

1114
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:03,680
Speaker 3: earthquake just like an earth fart?

1115
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:03,840
Speaker 9: Like?

1116
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:07,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, the earth is a little gas, right, so it's

1117
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:08,920
Speaker 3: good somebody.

1118
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:13,440
Speaker 6: Yeah. Otherwise everything takes a giant, giant message ship.

1119
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:16,879
Speaker 3: And we all die. Right, that's what a volcano is, Okay, okay.

1120
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:20,319
Speaker 6: It's real hot ship all the every This whole time,

1121
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:22,840
Speaker 6: I didn't realize how scared I was to drive in

1122
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:25,080
Speaker 6: a car with the potential of an earthquake, because I

1123
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:27,480
Speaker 6: just think about lost lane falling into that trench.

1124
00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, hey yeah, maybe Christopher Evel will show up and scream, oh,

1125
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:34,400
Speaker 5: we are getting this left lane backwards.

1126
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:42,919
Speaker 3: We only have three miles here we go, and yeah,

1127
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:45,759
Speaker 3: we're almost to my place. Actually, this is great. I'm

1128
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 3: glad we took this route.

1129
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:50,800
Speaker 1: It was perfect.

1130
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,759
Speaker 3: It was it was it was what we were meant

1131
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:53,960
Speaker 3: to do.

1132
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:58,359
Speaker 1: Any upcoming shows you're excited about?

1133
00:53:58,360 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 3: When is this going to be?

1134
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:03,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, going up probably December or so.

1135
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:05,439
Speaker 5: I do have some up coming shows I'm excited about.

1136
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 5: I'm just uh, it's not until, like I feel like

1137
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,360
Speaker 5: I'm not. I have a college this weekend in Texas.

1138
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:20,520
Speaker 3: Curville, Curville, Currville, which we'll see how that goes. What

1139
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:22,560
Speaker 3: do I have coming up? Some club dates, but that's

1140
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:24,600
Speaker 3: not until like the after of the summer. I'm excited

1141
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:26,799
Speaker 3: about Bridgetown, which is gonna be made. Oh yeah, I'm

1142
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 3: taking Bridgetown off this year. A lot of people are.

1143
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:33,640
Speaker 3: But they also didn't. They also didn't.

1144
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:38,360
Speaker 5: Regress a lot of people back, like people who they accepted,

1145
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,160
Speaker 5: like a hundred new people who've never done it.

1146
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:42,520
Speaker 3: Oh good, I think that's good. I think it is good.

1147
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,320
Speaker 6: I think it's good they aren't having me back. I

1148
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:48,320
Speaker 6: was really starting to spin all back there in Portland.

1149
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:52,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's what I got going on and trying

1150
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:57,680
Speaker 5: to I think that auditioning is over for me as

1151
00:54:57,719 --> 00:54:58,240
Speaker 5: a concept.

1152
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:01,640
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I I don't know.

1153
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:06,319
Speaker 5: That I'm going to fit into anything that anyone else

1154
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:09,359
Speaker 5: has thought of. So two years in a row where

1155
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:12,000
Speaker 5: Hollywood is like America doesn't believe you exist.

1156
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 1: So are you gonna write something?

1157
00:55:14,719 --> 00:55:14,879
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1158
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:16,480
Speaker 5: I mean I feel like that's the only thing that

1159
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:19,279
Speaker 5: I can do is write something for myself. I guess

1160
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:22,920
Speaker 5: and see if somebody is interested in it.

1161
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:24,160
Speaker 3: But it's like, because.

1162
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:29,160
Speaker 5: Auditioning it's so time consuming and I'm never prepared because

1163
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:32,520
Speaker 5: there's always so many yes, and nobody that isn't an

1164
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 5: actor doesn't get that you actually need to sound like a.

1165
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:38,120
Speaker 3: Human being when you're saying these lines right right, And

1166
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:39,120
Speaker 3: it's like everyone is.

1167
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:43,160
Speaker 5: People are getting cast off of half assed auditions essentially,

1168
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 5: and then the shows aren't good weird.

1169
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:50,239
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I'm I did not do that this year,

1170
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:53,920
Speaker 6: but it wasn't by choice, just like laughs. I just

1171
00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:57,000
Speaker 6: don't have Yeah, any kind of representative understand it.

1172
00:55:57,480 --> 00:55:58,920
Speaker 3: But I like it that way.

1173
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 7: Well. Also, it's the most painful, like the amount of

1174
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:06,399
Speaker 7: time you can spend doing anything.

1175
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:06,879
Speaker 1: It's the worst.

1176
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:09,400
Speaker 7: It's always the worst people and the worst feeling, and

1177
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 7: the lines are poorly written and.

1178
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:13,520
Speaker 3: It's so badly written.

1179
00:56:13,719 --> 00:56:15,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, when they're like, let's give this person a three

1180
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:18,000
Speaker 5: page scene in which there's only two lines and it.

1181
00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:20,320
Speaker 7: Just doesn't track in any way. And then it's like,

1182
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:22,640
Speaker 7: somehow it's on you. You're not good enough to make

1183
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 7: that make sense.

1184
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:26,880
Speaker 5: Well, I think that, honestly, to do it all in

1185
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:30,680
Speaker 5: one foul swoop, every show and every channel and every

1186
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:34,480
Speaker 5: actor and casting director in this freaking city makes no sense.

1187
00:56:35,719 --> 00:56:36,960
Speaker 3: Is just a giant.

1188
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:39,840
Speaker 5: Everyone's a bot, giant ball of annoyed anxious stress. Do

1189
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,040
Speaker 5: I get on I no, stay on the five, I think,

1190
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:43,960
Speaker 5: get off of the two, don't go on the two,

1191
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:46,319
Speaker 5: don't go on the two?

1192
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:47,000
Speaker 3: Okay, gotcha?

1193
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:53,200
Speaker 5: And then also, like watching a bunch of watching three

1194
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:56,279
Speaker 5: hundred people say the exact same words is not going

1195
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:58,800
Speaker 5: to help you tell people at part no right, Yeah,

1196
00:56:59,160 --> 00:57:01,840
Speaker 5: honestly they should do it like theater the you do

1197
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:03,480
Speaker 5: didn't even do it anymore, but like people should just

1198
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:06,279
Speaker 5: be able to come in with their own monologues and

1199
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:11,080
Speaker 5: showcase themselves. Then you give them the sides when it's

1200
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:13,000
Speaker 5: a call back. Yeah, and I guarantee you from the

1201
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 5: first edition they would narrow it down to the key.

1202
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 3: People would take less less time. I bet you.

1203
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:21,160
Speaker 6: Wouldn't it be great if we kind of took over

1204
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:23,800
Speaker 6: all the decision making and it wasn't left to people

1205
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 6: that were just communications majors that like to compartmentalize talent

1206
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:33,000
Speaker 6: like these just like all the ladies and dudes that

1207
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:36,520
Speaker 6: weren't at Comedy Central that have no sense of humor,

1208
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:38,800
Speaker 6: and they're like, we're gonna use this guy, We're gonna

1209
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:39,240
Speaker 6: cut this right.

1210
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:40,400
Speaker 1: It's just like.

1211
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:44,400
Speaker 3: People like, no, I hate Comedy Central.

1212
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:47,320
Speaker 1: They but they also just they undercut the intelligence of

1213
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:50,400
Speaker 1: the public. So it's always like they would never get that.

1214
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:52,760
Speaker 7: But I really feel like that's kind of going to

1215
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:55,720
Speaker 7: the wayside now with all the like Netflix and cable

1216
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:58,640
Speaker 7: and all that stuff, mad Men whatever, where it's almost

1217
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:02,000
Speaker 7: like the the intelli leigence of the average person is

1218
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:03,960
Speaker 7: starting to like fight back, you know.

1219
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:07,160
Speaker 3: I think so, I kind of. I just I've chosen

1220
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:09,440
Speaker 3: to look at it that way. Yes, yeah, one day,

1221
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:11,720
Speaker 3: smart people will prevail and they.

1222
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:13,240
Speaker 1: All the TV they want.

1223
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:23,760
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. See it's okay to have long pauses.

1224
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:26,880
Speaker 6: I'm exhausted from driving, Are you guys scared?

1225
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:30,640
Speaker 3: Yes, exactly, scary, right, I'm not scared. Horrible could have happened.

1226
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 3: Not over. We're still on the freeway. On the freeway,

1227
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:40,720
Speaker 3: I'm telling my friend where to where we're going to

1228
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:42,120
Speaker 3: go have some food? Heard of it?

1229
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:44,280
Speaker 1: What exit is yours?

1230
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 3: Right here?

1231
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 4: Oh?

1232
00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:46,080
Speaker 1: Great to know?

1233
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,680
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah now you.

1234
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:57,600
Speaker 1: Oh wait because your brother house of pies we edited out.

1235
00:58:58,040 --> 00:58:58,919
Speaker 1: I do this every time.

1236
00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:01,680
Speaker 3: I know, all right, describe where take a left tier?

1237
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:02,560
Speaker 5: All right?

1238
00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:06,920
Speaker 3: Now, I think I'll know. There's definitely something in my

1239
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:11,840
Speaker 3: freaking eye. I'll figure out when I get home. Who

1240
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:16,160
Speaker 3: can take a poop farts and put it in your hand?

1241
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:20,080
Speaker 3: The swast buckling pinkuin.

1242
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:23,920
Speaker 1: Name er. How early did you have to get up

1243
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:24,360
Speaker 1: this morning?

1244
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:27,120
Speaker 5: Not that early actually, because my flight was until four,

1245
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:30,280
Speaker 5: so I before thirty nine something like that. So I

1246
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:33,400
Speaker 5: smartly intentionally booked a late flight so I could sleep

1247
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:34,840
Speaker 5: in and kind of not rush at the airport.

1248
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,960
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, that's good. And do you party after your shows?

1249
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:42,360
Speaker 3: I'm in my thirties, party, I I.

1250
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:44,800
Speaker 5: And it's funny too because all my friends are in

1251
00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:46,640
Speaker 5: their thirties who come to my shows when they can.

1252
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:49,640
Speaker 3: So luckily there's not that expectation like let's go out

1253
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:51,040
Speaker 3: and drink, and one's like I got to go back

1254
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:56,439
Speaker 3: to home. I've seen you've never seen me drunk. You've

1255
00:59:56,440 --> 01:00:00,600
Speaker 3: never seen me drunk. I've seen your drunk. I don't know.

1256
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:03,720
Speaker 3: It's so hard hard to read what I don't know.

1257
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:06,400
Speaker 3: I'm driving. I'll just leave it up to you. Guys.

1258
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:07,120
Speaker 7: No, I.

1259
01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:13,360
Speaker 3: I drink socially. I don't really get drunk. Yeah you do.

1260
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 3: Seeing you drunk A bunch of that is unfair.

1261
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:18,280
Speaker 1: Banks.

1262
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:22,680
Speaker 6: Well, I couldn't tell if you're being sarcastic or if

1263
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:24,560
Speaker 6: you have this new thing where you're not wanting to

1264
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:25,560
Speaker 6: be a drinker, which is.

1265
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:27,200
Speaker 3: No, I'm not being sarcastic. I don't I don't get

1266
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:30,120
Speaker 3: drunk a lot. I've just been there when the time.

1267
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:31,880
Speaker 3: I also think that you are wrong.

1268
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:33,959
Speaker 5: I think that you maybe think that I was drunk

1269
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:36,520
Speaker 5: when you were around me, but I was probably just happy.

1270
01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:43,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, is this one of the places I guess

1271
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:46,600
Speaker 6: whenever you I know I've been to your place before,

1272
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:49,080
Speaker 6: but I just just keep in mind I don't know

1273
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:49,480
Speaker 6: where it is.

1274
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:52,480
Speaker 3: Well, we keep going this way, don't worry, I'll point

1275
01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:57,680
Speaker 3: it out. What this is called los feels. Yes, if

1276
01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:01,320
Speaker 3: it was correct spanishould call yeah.

1277
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:03,760
Speaker 6: My tendency is I don't like people pronounce it that

1278
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:08,280
Speaker 6: way because the Spanish correctly, beer, I don't like that one.

1279
01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:14,080
Speaker 5: I just say, I says, oh, I don't know, No,

1280
01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:16,240
Speaker 5: it's it's it's as I.

1281
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:17,760
Speaker 3: Had the uh those.

1282
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:24,400
Speaker 6: I had the audition in Spanish the other day, full

1283
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:25,520
Speaker 6: page of Spanish.

1284
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:30,680
Speaker 3: Really yeah, no, uh huh do you speak Spanish?

1285
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:31,200
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1286
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:38,200
Speaker 3: But yeah, Spanish. I there's colleges there in education. But

1287
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:39,480
Speaker 3: are they're like latinos.

1288
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:45,200
Speaker 6: No, No, they have white people teaching, of course makes sense,

1289
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:53,880
Speaker 6: but yeah, yeah, there's there's glas Klosta.

1290
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:55,120
Speaker 3: It was awful.

1291
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:58,919
Speaker 6: It was I haven't spoken Spanish for a very long time,

1292
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:02,240
Speaker 6: and I don't remember even I think it said I

1293
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:05,720
Speaker 6: could do an accent, and then I just went in

1294
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:08,400
Speaker 6: there and they said it's okay. It's a white guy

1295
01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:11,560
Speaker 6: that's married to a Mexican woman, so his accent is

1296
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:12,360
Speaker 6: supposed to be bad.

1297
01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:14,640
Speaker 3: And I'm like, but I couldn't stop laughing.

1298
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:15,000
Speaker 1: It was.

1299
01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:17,480
Speaker 3: It was so funny coming out of my out of

1300
01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:18,720
Speaker 3: your mouth, out of my mouth.

1301
01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:25,760
Speaker 1: Too, you like, uh, you've got even sounding like I

1302
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:26,520
Speaker 1: just like someone.

1303
01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:30,400
Speaker 6: Once you gave me permission to take a left here

1304
01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:32,320
Speaker 6: commercial audition for shows.

1305
01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:33,560
Speaker 3: Take a left here? All right?

1306
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:38,520
Speaker 6: Yes, it said no left turn only those hours here.

1307
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:40,720
Speaker 6: If you get this paragraph in your head, you'll know

1308
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:42,040
Speaker 6: when not to turn left.

1309
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:42,360
Speaker 1: I know.

1310
01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:47,560
Speaker 3: So just go in here. Oh, it's becoming familiar. Are

1311
01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:48,720
Speaker 3: you on the left or the right?

1312
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:48,880
Speaker 1: Oh?

1313
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:50,520
Speaker 3: You should go that way to that stop sign and

1314
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:53,120
Speaker 3: and take a right. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna take

1315
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:57,880
Speaker 3: care of you, guys. Don't worry. Don't worry to get

1316
01:02:57,880 --> 01:03:05,160
Speaker 3: our kneecaps broken. Ago, take it right right here? All right? Whoa?

1317
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:08,560
Speaker 3: That was the frondiest poem front watch out all the

1318
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:12,160
Speaker 3: palm trees. That's just me. I don't have a I

1319
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:15,400
Speaker 3: don't have a Paccino impersonation. Just the rhythm. It's the

1320
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:20,360
Speaker 3: rhythm that light. No exactly, it's just rhythm, that's what

1321
01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:21,720
Speaker 3: I'm saying. It doesn't sound like it. But if you

1322
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:22,680
Speaker 3: listen to the rhythm, it does.

1323
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:24,760
Speaker 5: To the light, to the light, to the light to

1324
01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:26,720
Speaker 5: l like Chris, Hey, Chris, it's fun to have it

1325
01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:30,360
Speaker 5: all like, listen, go up to the light tank.

1326
01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:32,840
Speaker 1: All right, I got it now.

1327
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:34,000
Speaker 3: No, it's not that good.

1328
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:37,120
Speaker 1: It'scognize recognized time.

1329
01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:43,360
Speaker 3: I'll let me just don't worry about it. Well, I

1330
01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:46,920
Speaker 3: hope that something said said of use and hilarity to know.

1331
01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:50,800
Speaker 3: Pull it to that chevron. Let's do that. Also another

1332
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:56,840
Speaker 3: sponsor of do you need a ride? If you need gas,

1333
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,560
Speaker 3: go with gas. I'm gonna end this.

1334
01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:06,480
Speaker 6: Part cast for getting some unletted Yeah, Baron, Baron, you inspired.

1335
01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:09,120
Speaker 3: I'm gonna call laughs too. I want to go there

1336
01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:10,560
Speaker 3: just like you did. I want to be like you.

1337
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:13,920
Speaker 3: Do you want to walk like me? Talk like me?

1338
01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:21,400
Speaker 3: It's Aero England is okay, we're leaving you at this guess.

1339
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:23,320
Speaker 3: I live in the building around it.

1340
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:25,560
Speaker 1: It just seems so I like it.

1341
01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:27,200
Speaker 3: I'll walk into your door.

1342
01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:30,280
Speaker 7: No, it's fine, don't because actually he lives on the

1343
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:31,960
Speaker 7: other side of the railroad tracks.

1344
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:33,480
Speaker 1: Don't want us to see where you live.

1345
01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:35,360
Speaker 3: I live on the wrong side of the tracks. So

1346
01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:36,680
Speaker 3: good to see Karen, good to see you.

1347
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:37,880
Speaker 1: Thanks for doing it.

1348
01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:41,200
Speaker 3: Okay, I know I did this with my hands.

1349
01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:42,720
Speaker 1: Did you do at light?

1350
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:45,080
Speaker 3: Pat something like that? So that's it for you and

1351
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:46,520
Speaker 3: I too. You're gonna walk that way.

1352
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:49,200
Speaker 1: You're right.

1353
01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:53,560
Speaker 3: Amount of gas, Thanks Baron, Thank you guys.

1354
01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:57,240
Speaker 1: Thanks Baron. Okay, here, do you need some gas money?

1355
01:04:57,840 --> 01:04:59,160
Speaker 1: That's all right, take my card.

1356
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:01,080
Speaker 3: That's how well I'm just talking about.

1357
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:04,880
Speaker 1: This is These are the This is how it really is.

1358
01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:10,280
Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home? Either way,

1359
01:05:10,520 --> 01:05:15,760
Speaker 1: we want to be there. Doesn't matter how much baggage

1360
01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:16,520
Speaker 1: you claim.

1361
01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:20,600
Speaker 7: I give us time and a Turmino and Gaby.

1362
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:27,080
Speaker 2: We want to send you off InStyle. We wanna welcome

1363
01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:28,120
Speaker 2: you back home.

1364
01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:31,400
Speaker 7: Tell us all about it.

1365
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:33,360
Speaker 1: We scared? Or was it fine?

1366
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:35,520
Speaker 4: Now?

1367
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:35,960
Speaker 1: Porn?

1368
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:53,200
Speaker 6: Do you need to ride?

1369
01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:55,200
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1370
01:05:55,880 --> 01:05:59,080
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do your need to ride?

1371
01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:01,120
Speaker 1: Do you need a ride?

1372
01:06:01,760 --> 01:06:03,600
Speaker 9: Do you need ride?

1373
01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:05,080
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1374
01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:06,560
Speaker 2: Do you need.

1375
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:16,160
Speaker 3: With Karen and cress Mm hmm